What are they gonna do, come take it?
#Don't do your taxes
flint radish
lime bramble
tax fraud is only a crime if you get caught… I agree with this statement
flint radish
The government can't get me so neither should they get any of you
peak plover
If you live in the middle of an ocean, at least 10 miles from shore, you are in international waters and therefore do not need to worry about taxes, only sharks
shy scaffold
You don't have to pay taxes on the moon
peak plover
But what happens when you forget the little piece of velcro they have in front of astronauts helmets for nose itches
shy scaffold
Just take it off and scratch then put it back on
As long as you exhale all the oxygen from your body that you can you can survive as long as you could under water
Just gotta hope the oxygen in your red blood cells doesn't cause them to explode
And that you don't die of radiation
Or freeze to death
You know what's weird, energy needs a medium to travel through, so if you wanted to create an environment of true insulation then you would have it out in space
frosty marsh
If you live in the middle of an ocean, at least 10 miles from shore, you are in ...
what about if the sharks start a racket or even worse. a government and make you pay... taxes
peak plover
You tell the sharks to feast on your flesh to deny paying taxes
shy scaffold
Dude I just learned the fucking smartest reason to pay your taxes
This dude was getting a divorce and didn't want to pay his spouse, so he over paid his taxes a shit ton
Then they couldn't take the money when he got it back as tax returns
Unfortunately this loop hole has been patched since then
But bruh imagine the gargantuan brain of this man
peak plover
I like the loophole, thx for the info
peak plover
Nope I said it does
median hatch
F taxes get money
balmy river
Taxation is Theft
peak plover
No Representation without tripling the taxation
shy scaffold
America spends the most money on "defense"
More than any other
If I remember correctly more than even #2 and #3 spot combined
So why the fuck aren't we at war with, and winning against every single nation
What are we spending money on
I say reduce defense budget cause fuck you, and either eliminate that portion of the taxes, or redirect it to something else
In fact
Remove government all together
No taxes then
peak plover
America is number 1 on 3 things
The number of incarcerated people per capita
The % of people that believe in angels
And defense spending. Where according to an old TV show, which all of this is based on and was true at the time but idk if it still is, we spend more than the top 26 countries combined, 25 of which are allies.
peak plover
Yeah, I want to watch the show, I've been telling myself that for like 6 years now since junior year if high school lol
frosty marsh
I say reduce defense budget cause fuck you, and either eliminate that portion of...
Government owns everything so there no tax...
Also is that avatar a protogen?
shy scaffold
ye
frosty marsh
shy scaffold
frosty marsh
So why the fuck aren't we at war with, and winning against every single nation
Cause they had Vietnam and Iran maby? Idk what y'all doing.
frosty marsh
https://youtu.be/nJ959PhGW2c
"sir we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty" oh good for a second there u thought you were a tax collector. Then I'd have t-"I mean I do that as a side job"(1 tax evading murder later) "good to see my gun still works"
stone shoal
So why the fuck aren't we at war with, and winning against every single nation
Defense does not equal war. America is bound by treaty to defend something like 69 countries. Additionally America has multiple foreign military aid programs where they supply defensive hardware/aid to more than 150 countries.
The idea is that America is helping make the world better and defending those that can't defend themselves, but the truth is more likely that America is better protected if they are not the ones fighting the wars.
shy scaffold
That was a shitpost
stone shoal
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stone shoal
Ah well the government is silly so 😆