Food

[full plover]

you aren't nearly estimating your burned calories correctly and you should never be in a deficit at your age and height

[split jetty]

Why

HOW AM i not estimating them correctly

Ummm

[full plover]

what are you using? your apple watch? what about your BMR and thermic effect of food and your growing body

😔 bella i promise you, you do not need to be counting calories and you definitely should not be in a deficit if you are not medically obese

so plz stop because it will only hurt you so ya

[split jetty]

YA exactly

Its to prevent obesity so ya

[full plover]

i have been a bad influence on you

i want to inspire you to be HUGE and STRONG!! not neurotic and hungry.

my lesson is learned

[split jetty]

R u medically obese

Ya that’s what i thought so ya

And u still count it

[full plover]

i'm an adult, not a teenage girl; and my relation to nutrition is definitely NOT healthy, physiologically or psychologically

[split jetty]

Oh ok

[full plover]

you'll risk stunting your growth and worse. just focus on trying to eat healthy, whole foods and not junk and then play sports or swim a lot and you'll be perfect

or talk to a doctor or nutritionist. they'll have tons of real medical advice that won't harm you

[split jetty]

Oh ok

[split jetty]

Ya i already do

OMG but it’s not that deep

Like u don’t have to listen to them

They r just like fod doctors like so ya its not that deep

[full plover]

ya doctors can be real bozos sometimes. but they'll agree with me on this so listen to them

[split jetty]

Oh ok but at least im a chef 👩‍🍳

[full plover]

so true

cooking your own food is good for the soul but GREAT for the body

you should have seen how bad i fucked up my dinner. burned chicken. mashed potatoes that taste only of salt and sorrow

[split jetty]

Lol

Did u end up ordering food 👍

[full plover]

no, i just ate it 😔

we get what we deserve

ok bye

[split jetty]

Lol

[split jetty]

Bye egg squad leader 👋

[bitter crow]

It’s snack o’clock

[potent sable]

I'd devour that

[quaint herald]

😙🤌

[livid pecan]

HmmMMMmmm, didn't know there were Ferrero Rocher chocolate bars

[bitter crow]

Yeah had to try it I think it was my first time. So good of course. I love milk chocolate

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-stan-south-park-stan-ectoplasm-internet-gif-15130904

[quaint herald]

tako-yakiniku 😋

[split jetty]

WHAT IS THAT

[bitter crow]

Basil Crispy Duck Curry

[livid pecan]

Cauliflower pizza

[full plover]

FROM SCRATCH !?!?!?!?

[livid pecan]

Am missing basil though

But yes

[full plover]

damn

a) how much work?
b) how'd that crust turn out?

[livid pecan]

Process was:
Stem Cauliflower
Blend it to mush
Put on a hot pan to cook out as much water as you can without crisping it up
Place between two paper towels to keep removing moisture
Mix with an egg, seasonings, cheese
Cook on pizza stone for like 20 minutes, until golden brown
Remove, add toppings, back in oven until done

Pizza stone helps a lot with the crust. It's still droopy, but the edges are nice and crisp

[full plover]

how's the taste

DAMN that looks so tasty rn

[livid pecan]

As always it seems, it could have done with having even more water removed. One day I'll get there

Flavor is good. Ultimately it's a vehicle to get sauce and cheese into my mouth, but adding a bunch of spices to the crust itself bumps it up a lot

[full plover]

getting the water out of cauliflower is tough

i always try to wring it thoroughly when i do cauliflower rice. but that i kinda like being more-wet-than-people-want

[bitter crow]

No boba so got a flan, grass jelly and white pearls

[split jetty]

Why didn’t u make a girly pop design

So then it will be prettier

[livid pecan]

My food presentation could use work

My food photography definitely could

[split jetty]

Next time why don’t u make a heart

Bcz it’s pretty

[bitter crow]

Beef and chicken empanadas for lunch and a mango milkshake 🧋

[livid pecan]

Oh my GOD it's been so long since I've had an empanada

[icy junco]

Yum

[neat cliff]

this exists?

[bitter crow]

Been posting here forever ♾️

[icy junco]

Yup

[bitter crow]

Avo turkey two days in a row

[livid pecan]

Holy shit how do I get on a date with Mac

[full plover]

just ask. i'm easy

this wasn't the ragu though

pappardelle two nights in a row? is that even legal?

[full plover]

gochujang caramel cookies

[livid pecan]

oh y'know what my gf made those around Halloween I think, very strange flavor profile for a cookie

Not bad, but extremely different

[full plover]

extremely different. tasty and worth eating but i don't think i'll bake them again in a long time

[livid pecan]

lmao that's exactly what we said

"Pretty good, not sure if we'll ever make them again"

[split jetty]

Y they built so goofy

[full plover]

a e s t h e t i c s

[split jetty]

It’s burnt

[full plover]

no it isn't? that's the gochujang

[split jetty]

SPICY THIGNS IN COOKIES?

R u crazy

[full plover]

i know, right? there are no rules in easymac's kitchen. except food safety rules and you must be very tidy

[split jetty]

I don’t rly like spicy cookies bcz I like chocolate cookies

[full plover]

what's your favorite kind of cookie

[split jetty]

Idk cuz Im not a cookieer like I used to be anyimore so ya

But maybe umm

[full plover]

not a cookierer anymore? 🥺

[split jetty]

Ya sry

[full plover]

that's ok

there's more to life than cookies

[livid pecan]

Like brownies

[bitter crow]

Empanadas Friday

He thic

[full plover]

is that flan

[neat cliff]

why are there bugs in it

[livid pecan]

Protein

[bitter crow]

Because I asked for bugs duh

[split jetty]

OMG

Is that a cockroach

[bitter crow]

I’m sorry it’s not caviar in a glass swan bowl, gomenasai

[icy junco]

Yum

[quaint herald]

hungry 🥵

[teal agate]

b

[bitter crow]

Greek restaurant tonight

[normal geyser]

Could’ve used flash for the meat 📸 but looks really good otherwise 🤤

[bitter crow]

At Whole Paycheck on a Sunday

Meatloaf, mashed potatoes, ratatouille, sweet potatoes and brussel sprouts

[full plover]

i love meatloaf. i grew up around a bunch of meatloaf haters

[normal geyser]

I’ve only had it a few times in my life (family never really made it or thought to buy it) but I do enjoy it when the opportunities have come

[bitter crow]

I’ve had bland meatloafs. The Whole Foods one can win a state fair

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/the-avengers-marvel-robert-downey-jr-tony-stark-iron-man-gif-17148104

[full plover]

enchiladas

[bitter crow]

Grain bowl at Pret today

[full plover]

👁️ ❤️ :quinoa:

[bitter crow]

Need me some more greens and grains 👌🏽

[full plover]

Millionaire's Shortbread

[icy junco]

Yum

[neat cliff]

ingredients?

[bitter crow]

Boba earlier 🧋

[full plover]

chocolate
caramel
shortbread (flour sugar butter salt)

[neat cliff]

should have asked if it was good before asking for ingredients

[full plover]

it's very good

would be better with peanut butter instead of caramel

🇺🇸

[livid pecan]

The presentation is BRILLIANT

[full plover]

should've wiped my knife between slices

[split jetty]

Ya I agree

[lean phoenix]

yoooooooo

looks fire ngl

[bitter crow]

Brought my chocolate to work today 🍫

[normal geyser]

How is the ginger one? 🫚 🧐

[bitter crow]

Just tried some and it’s swell

You can taste a hint of ginger in the aftertaste which is okay

[south cargo]

Treating myself

[livid pecan]

Pepper and onion fries?

[neat cliff]

the real fish and chips

[icy junco]

Looks nice

[full plover]

HELL YEAH

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-im-talking-about-kevin-malone-brian-baumgartner-phyllis-lapin-phyllis-smith-gif-16115118

[livid pecan]

Airport lounge food

Croissant with fig jam, curried tofu scramble, and smoked salmon

Also got eggs Benny because I live a life of glutton

[neat cliff]

aren't eggs glutton free?

[livid pecan]

Not the way I eat em

[normal geyser]

From the first pic, minus the croissant, never tried it before, but I have a feeling I would thoroughly enjoy it 😋

[split jetty]

EWWW BOULED EGG EWW

[normal geyser]

Ngl love me a boiled egg but i time it so the yoke is still a bit runny 🤤 🥚

[livid pecan]

Nah I'll be real this egg was farty tasting

Only had a bite of it, not my style

[bitter crow]

Lmbo

You’re supposed to poke a hole on the flat side before boiling to release the sulfur so it doesn’t taste farty 💨

[livid pecan]

I'll tell Logan International Airport that

[full plover]

what else is on here

bacon onion and mush?

[bitter crow]

But also, that egg looks poached so there should be no boiled egg taste

[full plover]

katsu

[lean phoenix]

how did u fry the chicken btw

[lean phoenix]

lowkey good

[split jetty]

I wish the plate had flowers

Bcz its an ugly plate

[livid pecan]

Mushroom and tomato

[icy junco]

Looks tasty

[full plover]

butterfly -> pound to 0.25" -> flour -> egg -> panko -> 1/3" vegetable oil at 350 degrees -> two minutes, flip, further 1:30 -> salt

[odd estuary]

very nice

[full plover]

thanks 😊

[livid pecan]

Breakfast

Concerningly a contender for best salmon I've ever had, and its at a hotel

[icy junco]

This looks tasty

[livid pecan]

It was very good. Not typically anything I'd have for breakfast either, except maybe rice

[normal geyser]

That looks amazing; I think I could’ve eaten this whole thing on my own a few years ago but now I’d split it with someone or save the other half for another day

[bitter crow]

Yeah was feeling hungry so I chose the bigger portion

[livid pecan]

Lil lunch at Shibuya Sky

[livid pecan]

Pork tonkatsu curry

[icy junco]

Yum 😋

[full plover]

taco pizza

[south cargo]

Yes!

[livid pecan]

Damn thats gotta be good

[patent jay]

was ur mind blown at the flavour

[livid pecan]

It was very good. Definitely the crispiest tonkatsu I've ever had

Vegan Ramen with a dark chocolate ice cream and house blend green tea for lunch

[normal geyser]

I would eff that dark choco ice cream up 🍨 🤤

[south cargo]

Looks fantastic

[livid pecan]

Wanted to see what Italian food might be like in Japan, so got some carbonara

They threw an egg yolk on top, and the pork is smoked ham, but they also topped it with fresh parm from a huge wheel, so it evens out to being pretty good

[livid pecan]

Tiny Pizza for lunch on Enoshima Island

[livid pecan]

Waffle

[bitter crow]

At Shake shack on a Sunday getting burgers and cheese, fries, and a coffee donut shake

[split jetty]

Why did bro put vegetables on a waffle

[full plover]

basil. it's an herb, not really a vegetable

and because it's delicious. trust me. you've never had a waffle until you've had a proper belgian liege waffle with quality maple syrup and a little bit of basil. crispy bacon optional

[livid pecan]

Basil is an interesting addition, never would have considered it

Found a completely vegan restaurant in Tokyo and ate there.

I cannot tell you what most of the things on thus plate are. I know there's soymeat karage, rice, salad, miso soup.

The pink cube I think was supposed to be a salmon replacement? It was topped with wasabi and a side of pickled ginger. Not my favorite.

[livid pecan]

Buncha beauts there

Caritas?

[split jetty]

Pls leave the kitchen don’t go in again

Goofy ahh plates

[livid pecan]

Had so much mf sushi

[bitter crow]

Lunchtime 🍽️

[lean phoenix]

Thank you TikTok

[livid pecan]

Black Sesame parfait

[icy junco]

Yum 😋

[quaint herald]

sushi is my favoirteeee

[full plover]

can't stop making fish and grits

[livid pecan]

Fatass pancakes

[full plover]

i gotta make some of those

[livid pecan]

If you need references for what the inside should look like

It really just has the mouthfeel of several pancakes layered on top of one another, but without the crispy outsides or edges

Though I don't know how they manage to cook it all the way through. I assume low and slow.

[full plover]

rice cooker

[livid pecan]

Please try because I'm fascinated as to how a pancake would turn out if made in a Rice cooker

[icy junco]

Omg how yummy does that look? 😋

[primal carbon]

Bro y'all getting all this gourmet shit... I want some but I'm poor 😭

[lean phoenix]

Episode 2 of strange combos I like: hash browns and nutella

[full plover]

EASYMAC PIZZA ARC episode 2 RECAP

SPICY VEGGIE

TACO 🌮

[split jetty]

What is that goofy ahh build 😂

[full plover]

PEPPERONI PIZZA 🍕 🍕

[split jetty]

Mac do u know what a circle looks like

⭕️

[full plover]

no

make a pizza and show me how it's done

[split jetty]

I can literally sooooo easily

In my sleep bruh

[bitter crow]

These look like they baked up perfect

[split jetty]

Max u should be happy im not feeding ur delusions

[full plover]

i flopped with the taco pizza. burnt bottom again

[undone chasm]

mac i fucking hate your pizzas. i'm sorry

[split jetty]

U have to be honest with besties 👍

[split jetty]

Ya..

[undone chasm]

ya......

[full plover]

what do you like on your pizza @split jetty ? i'll make a bella pizza next weekend

[split jetty]

I like cheese only soooooo yaaaaaa

[full plover]

one cheese pizza. comin up

[full plover]

but why?

[split jetty]

Thx

[split jetty]

They r so ugly

[full plover]

you don't even like the pepperoni mush? that's a pretty good lookin' pizza

[split jetty]

And look so goofy ahh

They have a weird build soooo Umm

[full plover]

stretching them into circles is hard but keeping them as circles when you transfer them from the pizza peel to the oven is harder

[full plover]

oml she typin

[bitter crow]

Zaza

[undone chasm]

shape is shit. your marinara distribution is haphazard and there is no definition to the crust. your pepperoni placement is genuinely abysmal. i hope those mushrooms are having fun because they're certainly not doing anything else. i'm not convinced you've added any cheese at all.

[full plover]

now THAT'S a good looking pizza

[split jetty]

I can do it in my sleep 😴

[split jetty]

Too much oil

[full plover]

these are all fair critiques but what's wrong with the mushroom

[undone chasm]

i wish i had pics of the works of art i created in my wetherspoons days

[split jetty]

And tooooo many toppings soooo ya dash

[full plover]

i still have your wetherspoons pizza recipe saved

but my power level is not high enough for that yet

[split jetty]

😂

Roasted

[undone chasm]

thumbnail sized and in totally random places. all bunched up in a corner

[split jetty]

Max making pizza is simple ur over complicating it cuz u wanna be a master chef

Stop thinking of goofy ahh shapes aand just make a traditional one

[bitter crow]

I thought his came out fine it looks like its just right with the doughy and baked top

[undone chasm]

get one of these things

[full plover]

i have one actually

[undone chasm]

USE IT

[full plover]

it's a crutch for noobs

[split jetty]

Ur a noob

[undone chasm]

YOU ARE A NOOB

[split jetty]

Sry to tell u

[full plover]

i'm not trying to become a "good pizza maker"
i am trying to become "the pizza guy"

[undone chasm]

you've got a while to go king

i'll make a pizza someday in my own evil oven and you will be mogged

[split jetty]

“The goofy pizza guy”

[full plover]

what do you think people think when they see a wood fired pizza oven on the patio

[undone chasm]

you would literally use one of those trays and a big paddle

that's what pizza places use

so nothing's sagging while the dough firms up

[full plover]

yeah, mid pizza places use pizza screens

look. here's the deal. i'm cooking these pizzas on a wood fired pizza oven at 750 degrees fahrenheit. that's over 10,000 degrees celsius. this means i have to use a high hydration dough that crisps up and puffs with air bubbles to get the right texture

this only happens one way. and it requires SPEED. i've got about thirty seconds between the time the first drop of sauce goes on the pizza before the dough gets STUCK to the peel and i can't get it into the oven

[undone chasm]

what?

[full plover]

distributing toppings is HARD

[split jetty]

Max then just use the normal oven

Clearly u ain’t build for the pro pizza oven

[undone chasm]

what fucking order are you making these pizzas in

[split jetty]

Built

[full plover]

you people don't get it. you can't take the easy road and get good pizzas, but the easy road doesn't lead to the finish line

i am going to be making hundreds of pizzas this year

[bitter crow]

what does bella know about food she eats caviar out of swarovski crystals lmbo

[full plover]

uh

[split jetty]

Is that ur only argument

[full plover]

veggie -> taco -> pepperoni

[undone chasm]

??????????????????

[full plover]

wdym order

[undone chasm]

why is there a time limit

on your preparation

[split jetty]

“Bella doesn’t know anything she eats caviar” 🤓☝️☝️DASH at least im giving helpful advice to max sooooooya

[full plover]

because the dough is stretched thin and begins reacting to the moisture and weight of the sauce & toppings

[bitter crow]

it's to get on Hells Kitchen

[undone chasm]

that's why you have the tray

[full plover]

yeah. the CRUTCH

[bitter crow]

gotta get to the ice cream maker before everyone else

[undone chasm]

i promise you need that crutch

[full plover]

you can make a great pizza on a pizza screen. but you can't be the pizza guy

[undone chasm]

you're not gonna be the pizza guy

[full plover]

you can only learn to ride a bike without training wheels by taking the training wheels off katy

[undone chasm]

you're allowed to start with the training wheels

[split jetty]

I like training wheels

They r very safe

[undone chasm]

if you break your neck because you couldn't balance without them you won't be riding a bike at all

[bitter crow]

they don't make pizza round in Italy

[full plover]

i hate italy

[bitter crow]

it just tastes good is what's impordent

[full plover]

i'm going to have to break a lot of necks before i learn. i admit it!

[split jetty]

What Italy did bro go to

[full plover]

but these pizzas are twice as good as last week's

[bitter crow]

Little Italy in Nyc

[full plover]

in a few months i'll be unstoppable

[undone chasm]

:|

[dusty cliff]

That's a classic style Italian pizza with an American inspired look

[split jetty]

Max I have a genius idea u said u have 39 sec to put the toppings on right that’s why they look ugly

[full plover]

thank you guy 😁 👍

[split jetty]

I have an idea

[full plover]

that's part of why

also because i'm not very good at launching so they fold a bit

and i'm also just not very good at putting on toppings yet

[split jetty]

K then get a second person to help u put it on so it’s twice as fast like ur girlfriend or smth

So then it will be pretty

[full plover]

i think that's a good idea but nobody will ever love me and nobody cares about me or my pizzas

[bitter crow]

technically pizza places prep their toppings beforehand and in their down time they're chopping

[split jetty]

K then get ur mom to do it

[undone chasm]

i'm so stressed out by you having the actual proper pizza oven of my dreams and producing Those with it

i'm sorry

[bitter crow]

oh you have those pizza ovens nice

[undone chasm]

i'm free in june i'll hop over and put toppings on for you x

[bitter crow]

that's why they look like that

[full plover]

by june i'll be a pizza legend

[split jetty]

Yay

[full plover]

they'll call me pizzamac

[split jetty]

Mac let Katy help u bcz ur so bad

She actually worked in a kitchen

U worked in a goofy ahh office

[undone chasm]

i look forward to seeing your june pizzas but i don't have much faith

lol

i worked in domino's (for six hours) too

[full plover]

i worked in the food industry once

[undone chasm]

basically i'm pizza god

[split jetty]

Ya literally she worked in the dominos like idk what that is but

[bitter crow]

dominos tastes like sawdust

[split jetty]

Sooooo

[full plover]

i was the owner-operator of an ice cream truck

[split jetty]

She’s a master

[undone chasm]

omg my mum was too in france when she was a student then she got deported because she didn't have the right visa

[split jetty]

Lol

[full plover]

by "ice cream truck" i mean "92 oldsmobile minivan with no business license and a freezer bolted in the back" but that's mostly the same thing

[undone chasm]

oh dear

[split jetty]

Where is the truck now

[undone chasm]

i think her truck was legit the visa just wasn't

[full plover]

i sold it to a very unclean man for $400

[undone chasm]

i don'#t know why i'm saying truck. van

[split jetty]

OMG I WANT AN IVE CREAM TRUCK FOR $400

Why didn’t u sell it to me r u srs

[undone chasm]

#1165726323621232832 is the new #general

[full plover]

because you weren't born yet

[bitter crow]

I don't trust ice cream trucks, the men are in their all day no bathroom

[split jetty]

Oh ok maybe next time

[full plover]

worse things went on in there than shittin

[split jetty]

Bcz they have bathrooms inside genius

[bitter crow]

I can imoogine

[full plover]

in my experience they don't even have rear view mirrors

much less bathrooms

[dusty cliff]

I guess you don't trust any food truck

[undone chasm]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_ice_cream_wars

[split jetty]

Those r kind of ugly

[undone chasm]

people make glasgow

fat boy doyle

[split jetty]

GUYS NO SILLY CHATTER IN THREADS GO TI @general

Umm how do I tag it

Ummm

[bitter crow]

#general

[livid pecan]

Lotta Pizza criticism in here from folks who ain't posted any pictures of pizza they've made

[full plover]

don't goad her into mogging me again 😩 💀

[livid pecan]

It's invalid mogging though

Okonomiyaki

[full plover]

that looks divine

by far the most exciting thing you've posted

[livid pecan]

I kind of find it silly that the picture is 80% green onion, but you bet I ate every one

[bitter crow]

Hibachi? Noms

I haven't had green onion like that in awhile I used to cut it up in my egg ramen

[bitter crow]

I usually don't get food from the trucks so I guess so

[split jetty]

Why so many vegetables

Ugh

[livid pecan]

It's really just the one vegetable

And a lot of it

Well, also Kimchi, and it's filled with cabbage

[quaint herald]

dang I love that food

[full plover]

carrot cake

[dusk crater]

This looks amazing

I am a sucker for carrot cake

[full plover]

thanks 😊 i'll let you know how the recipe turns out

[dusk crater]

Alright!!!! If it tastes as good as it looks imma need to bake it one day

[livid pecan]

Yakiniku

[bitter crow]

Yumzz

[lean phoenix]

Bro what

Ain’t no way….

[split jetty]

?

[lean phoenix]

What’s wrong with vegetables

[split jetty]

Shrimp tacos? More like goofy

[livid pecan]

Bella do you ever have anything positive to say about what's posted in here

[dusty cliff]

So true

[split jetty]

🧀 🍰 With my mom

[split jetty]

Nah

K bye

[full plover]

delightful

[split jetty]

Btw the coffee isnt mine Bcz I dint lik coffee

It wws for my mom

[full plover]

slay. i also don't like coffee. you and me, bella? we share one soul

[split jetty]

Yay

[bitter crow]

Macs side of the soul is more beautiful as he shares what he cooks for everyone. He also cooks a lot which is a plus in my book 📕

[bitter crow]

Pret for lunch and boba for later 🍽️👌🏽🧋

[split jetty]

I think bro was hungry

[bitter crow]

Whole Foods dinner

[normal geyser]

I need to go visit one sometime soon. That looks yum 🤤

[full plover]

i love whole grains

i need to eat less white rice

[livid pecan]

That's some good plating there. Salmon?

[swift bear]

Looks like salmon more than trout

[full plover]

damn bro. excellent excellent. i want to eat this

[full plover]

slay

[neat cliff]

arent you too young for that

[split jetty]

Don’t be silly

I think bro was hungry

[full plover]

slay bella slay

looks divine

i also got sushi for lunch. twins!!!

[bitter crow]

Boba time🧋

[quaint herald]

i will definitely eat sushi this friday...

[spare gale]

sashimi for me

[split jetty]

🗣️

[neat cliff]

where are you getting all this food

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-finally-good-food-chef-gif-11616250

[quaint herald]

FINALLY

[undone chasm]

Bella in spain eating 3 desserts for every meal

[livid pecan]

I'm glad your journey had a satisfying conclusion, these look great

[quaint herald]

thx 😋

[split jetty]

Ya Im trying to gain weig

[full plover]

oops

PIZZA!

@split jetty i took your feedback to heart and improved!

[split jetty]

OMG YAY

BESTIE U DID IT!

[full plover]

half of the first pizza fell off

💀

[split jetty]

Its ok bcz the second one looks nice

The shape is gettingbetter slay

[dusty cliff]

Please speak like me a normal person

I'm joking keep being slay

[split jetty]

Slay

[normal geyser]

That looks really good and hearty 😋 👌🏽

[livid pecan]

The universe was sending me signs to get pizza so I did

[normal geyser]

Man is doing the Lord’s work 🫡🙏🏽 📿

[full plover]

🎂

[normal geyser]

Chocolate chip to cake ratio is divine 🍫 🍰🫡 🤤 I’ll take my slice without any man sauce on it tho

[full plover]

yeah that's a joke i almost made myself

💀 why it look like that

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

[livid pecan]

Carne Asada Benny's

[full plover]

excellent

[bitter crow]

Glad they still have these beignets

[normal geyser]

Never heard of beignets 🧐 is it basically a donut with filling?

[normal geyser]

Also I like how he’s not mentioning the chicken greens and Mac and cheese 😏😋

[bitter crow]

Pretty much but French

[bitter crow]

Mashed potatoes, Mac and cheese, asparagus, salad with candied walnuts, sweet spiced sweet potatoes and filet fish

[full plover]

your mac n cheese inspired me

[bitter crow]

Mac n cheese pizza?

[full plover]

SUMMONING @MY_HATERS

pork cutlets with lemon and capers and a red pepper risotto

[teal agate]

beautiful just like u

[full plover]

👉👈

[livid pecan]

Your plating and presentation only get better with each post

[full plover]

i wish i didn't have to hold my plates next to the one window in my house that gets sunlight

so goofy

[split jetty]

I wish u would drop all ur plates

Not in a rude way btw

[full plover]

oh good you got the ping

[split jetty]

Which ping

[full plover]

watch out. changing the world right here

you heard of BURRITO BOWLS . . .

now introducing . . .

BEANSAGNA BOWLS

[potent sable]

Is it vegetarian

[livid pecan]

ionno if i can sign off on this one imma be real

[full plover]

it is if you don't add 394 grams of shredded chicken

[full plover]

coming soon to an Olive Garden near you .... BOTTOMLESS BEANSAGNA BOWLS

[bitter crow]

I get what you’re trying to do and it’s a good concept

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3AxjIwImWq/?igsh=MWEwcnlucWtseXE5dA==

carolefood

feta pepper beans 🫘 recipe below or on carolefood.com 🫶🏽

Ingredients
1 480g jar roasted peppers (320g drained weight)
200g feta
1 garlic clove, peeled
2 400g can butter beans (drained weight about 480g)

Method

1. In a high powered blender (e.g. a nutribullet), blend the roasted peppers, feta and garlic clove. You may need a splash of water...

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It reminded me of this which looks so hearty

[livid pecan]

Eating a whole block of cheese but it's liquidized so it doesn't feel as unhealthy

I say that, but I've been into butter beans lately and I would demolish that

[bitter crow]

Yeah there’s quite a bit of butter beans recipes on the gram that look simple and filling

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxyezyNqEW-/?igsh=czhyOHluZTk2cjM=

vegan_veganfood

CREAMY MISO + COCONUT BUTTER BEANS 🌱

By @sovegan

Recipe:

Serves 3

🌿 olive oil
🌿 1 onion, peeled + sliced
🌿 2 x 400g (14.10z) tins of butter beans
🌿 1 x 400g (14.1oz) tin of full-fat coconut milk
🌿 1 tbsp white miso paste
🌿 salt + pepper
🌿 100g (3.5oz) baby spinach
🌿 1 handful of fresh dill
🌿 1/2 lemon, juice only
🌿 6 slices of toasted bread...

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It doesn’t look like he added much salt which I like

[split jetty]

Bro is NOT spudman

[bitter crow]

Shack Shake

[full plover]

Moroccan meatballs with yogurt sauce and couscous

[inland apex]

Fajita dinner

[split jetty]

Why is it built like a goofy ahh

[normal geyser]

What’s the last pic?

[bitter crow]

Cheesecake

[normal geyser]

Never seen it look like that. I do love me some cheesecake 🍰 😋

[full plover]

lemon cupcakes, stuffed with lemon curd, with candied basil on top

[livid pecan]

I'm sorry to interrupt very good looking food with very bad looking food but

Chilidogs

[normal geyser]

Guy never showed us the Very Bad looking food smh Now I’m just drooling happily 🤤

[full plover]

🥵🥵

[split jetty]

Blud put vegetables on his cupcake

Whos gonna tell lil bro its not healthier

[dusty cliff]

People eat the basil leaves?

What?

[full plover]

yes

[livid pecan]

What do you think basil, the herb, is?

[dusty cliff]

A flavor additive

It adds flavor but you don't eat it, peppers add flavor, onions too and although some people eat onions you can't tell me that you eat peppers. Or do you? Maybe you do.

[livid pecan]

?????????????

Do you just

If you get a dish with onions in it, do you push them off to the side?

What do you mean you don't eat onions and peppers

Is this a self report on a diet filled exclusively with chicken nuggets, I don't understand

[potent sable]

Damn O.O

[inland apex]

Homemade rainbow trout dinner

[full plover]

ideal nutrition

you love to see it

[full plover]

linch

[livid pecan]

Good linch

[livid pecan]

First attempt at chicken saltimbocca

[dusty cliff]

Is that rice?

[full plover]

farro

[full plover]

oh shit slay

yours looks way better than mine did

[livid pecan]

I regret using a recipe that told me to salt the chicken that I was gonna wrap in prosciutto, and my pan sauce leaves a lot to be desired, but otherwise it was very good

Though I didn't use the NYT recipe you posted, I grabbed a handful of recipes and took the commonalities

[full plover]

they don't call it salt imbocca for nothing

a dry / skim cheese would make it even worse

[slow cradle]

Good taste in food. It seems we have the same order, minus the tomatoes for me.

[livid pecan]

A disrespectful photo of my buffalo chickpea quesadilla

[full plover]

PTSD flashbacks to a repressed memory of a buffalo chickpea quesadilla i once made

big time vom

doubtless yours turned out better. it's clear from the photo

[livid pecan]

What was wrong with yours?

[bitter crow]

I haven't had a quesadilla in a bit yumm

[full plover]

horrible. tasted terrible. very grainy. fried poorly. didn't hold together. just awful

[livid pecan]

Love these little dudes

Pizzer made last night

[quaint herald]

mushrooms are always right amico

[dusty cliff]

No.

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/drool-spit-homer-the-simpsons-gif-3974820

[potent sable]

Breakfast

Egg bites (garlic, onions, tomatoes, bell peppers and Serrano peppers)
Toast with lemon butter
And avocado

[split jetty]

Why did u only put a little bit of butter

Why did u put it only in the middle

Why not the edges

[potent sable]

It's melted

[split jetty]

Oh ok

Pls next time can u put a lot

[slow cradle]

The recipe is from a anime called Delicious in dungeons

[livid pecan]

Chicken katsu over...what is that, red wine onions? Curry?

[slow cradle]

It's onions cooked with grape juice, since I can't use alcohol. The original recipe in the anime said to use wine though

https://delicious-in-dungeon.fandom.com/wiki/Let's_Cutlet_the_Dragon_to_Pieces!

[livid pecan]

Interesting, yeah that makes sense

The katsu looks excellent

[full plover]

i don't know why but this toast has me FROTHING

i want to jam a whole slice in my mouth. and then the other slice. both at once

i've never had lemon butter before. are there other herbs?

[potent sable]

There are other herbs but I don't remember what

[lean phoenix]

Healthy “fried” chicken

[livid pecan]

Air fried?

[lean phoenix]

I used the oven so it’s technically not fried chicken

[bitter crow]

baked chicken

[livid pecan]

That'll do, they look good

Corn flake coating going on?

[dusty cliff]

Why does this look like frosted flakes bar

[dusty cliff]

That's what I said before reading your comment

[lean phoenix]

Cuz i used cornflakes

[lean phoenix]

yea

I wish i used the official cornflakes tho these cornflakes were kinda like sawdust

[bitter crow]

Thai for dinner 🥘

[normal geyser]

Love Thai food. What’s the last pic of?

[full plover]

excellent

[bitter crow]

Fish ball skewers

[livid pecan]

In the spirit of posting food failures, I screwed up some burritos real bad today

[full plover]

that just means you squirt it in your mouth like gogurt

[livid pecan]

I decided to smother it and eat with a fork and knife

[full plover]

also valid

[bitter crow]

Yes a wet burrito

[bitter crow]

Raising Canes 🍗🍟

[split jetty]

Did u get the big sauce cup

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-approves-clapping-clap-applause-gif-14948248

[teal agate]

dinner tonite

[split jetty]

OMH

THE FIRST ONE IS SOOO GOOD

Is that the strip steak from wink cuz I recognize that

[livid pecan]

What's the special occasion, damn

[teal agate]

yes

[teal agate]

anniversary dinner

[livid pecan]

Yep that looks like it

[slow cradle]

Kibbeh with cherries on top. And Batata Harra (spicy Arab potatoes)

[bitter crow]

Ooh

[slow cradle]

It was nice. But I noticed that while I have a sweet tooth, I was not a fan of sweet beef (from the cherries) my stomach is so confused

[bitter crow]

Ooh cherries are fine for me, but cherry ice cream does the same to me. I don’t know why

[split jetty]

I knew it

Am I fat for knowing that

Ya

[normal geyser]

Knowledge doesn’t do it; eating more calories than you burn makes one fat

[teal agate]

Ya

[split jetty]

I think bro has got to stop eating 🙏

[full plover]

bella is a foodie

[livid pecan]

Made rosemary parmesean focaccia

First time making focaccia, pretty happy with the results

[full plover]

looks great bro

nice work

[old basalt]

Something I had at Texas Roadhouse while playing my Switch

[dusty cliff]

I don't think a restaurant is the best place to play the switch

[old basalt]

Yeah but the vibes were there so..... 😆 🤣

[livid pecan]

Fish tacos

Heres the whole plate, refried beans kinda look like actual poop but such is life

[full plover]

excellent work on that fish, brother

perfectly golden

[slow cradle]

Korean fried chicken and rice

[livid pecan]

Korean Fried Chicken UNGA

I ain't have that in a minute

[solar orbit]

My father brought back Indian food

Let me just send the delicious food I ate this week

[livid pecan]

What is this, bone in lamb?

Damn this all looks EXCELLENT

[solar orbit]

Lamb shank😍

[solar orbit]

Thanks!!!!

[livid pecan]

Lamb shank gah DAMN

[solar orbit]

Ok that looks so good. Does it pair well with cheese platter?

[solar orbit]

That's beautiful, very

[livid pecan]

I bet it would. Had it originally with butter beans in a red pepper feta sauce, and will reheat it tonight for pasta and tomato sauce. Would totally work with some brie and goat cheese though

[solar orbit]

I'm tempted to eat Thai food again!!! This is mine a month ago

[solar orbit]

Woah! Man, you motivated me to make some bread at home

[livid pecan]

Focaccia is pretty easy, though I cheated a bit and used a bread machine for the first part of it

[solar orbit]

This meal pic is giving bodybuilders that are currently cutting

[slow cradle]

That looks good. What's the purple?

[solar orbit]

Sometimes eating clean feels like an addiction

Until you stop

Maybe it's just me

[solar orbit]

Mango sticky rice

The colouring is food colouring

Aesthetic purposes

[slow cradle]

Yum Thai food sounds amazing. I do have a allergy of sea food so I have to be careful of course

[solar orbit]

So pretty

[solar orbit]

Fancy!! What's the drink?

[solar orbit]

What dish is this? Turkish? I'm tempted now

[full plover]

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1022719-moroccan-spiced-chicken-meatballs?unlocked_article_code=1.n00.rgdy.weZXfG4FrSwr&smid=share-url

Moroccan-Spiced Chicken Meatballs. in a bed of garlicy yogurt

i just use couscous from a box

[bitter crow]

something with pineapple, I liked it bc it was sweet and sour

[solar orbit]

Ahhhh, that's really unfortunate. There's so many delicious seafood like Raw Oysters, Sashimi, Kao Yu and etc

[full plover]

good macros. very tasty. packs a punch. easy

[bitter crow]

oops wrong tag lmbo

[solar orbit]

Thanks a lot

[solar orbit]

Icic

[normal geyser]

That looks so fucking good 🤤 Indian food is definitely a top 3 for me.

[solar orbit]

Same, mine is Chinese Korean Indian

[bitter crow]

I've seen some places here that are middle eastern asian mix restaurants it's interesting and have yet to try them

[full plover]

we don't have many interesting restaurants

[split jetty]

Ur house is a restaurant

And it’s interesting 👍

[full plover]

ok

[slow cradle]

Middle eastern food is really great (im middle eastern so might be biased) just bring some mint with you because they are usually filled with Garlic, even more than Italian cuisine.

[slow cradle]

my top 5 is Italian, Mexican, Korean, Japanese, and Indian.

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-sadness-pet-head-caterpie-sad-gif-16792400

[normal geyser]

Italian, Indian, and Thai for me @solar orbit

[normal geyser]

From my experience, usually Malaysian restaurants end up being a mix and I fully welcome it 😄😋

[livid pecan]

It's Sunday, day for Sauce

[livid pecan]

We are so out here it's crazy

[full plover]

is that uh

what do they call it

ropa viejo?

[livid pecan]

Nah it's Italian Sunday Sauce

Tomato sauce, Meatballs, sausage, pasta

[slow cradle]

That sounds yummy! Enjoy

[slow cradle]

Mom's birthday cake

[full plover]

lemony meat balls

[livid pecan]

Orzo, a criminally underutilized pasta

What's the sauce in the back? Tzatziki?

[full plover]

greek yogurt + dill + garlic + lemon juice + pepper

it was nice how it gradually mixed into the creamy/wet pasta as i ate

[bitter crow]

I hd some tzatziki with my chicken dinner and veggies, was good too

[split jetty]

Umm why is it looking like a goofy ahh healthy thing

[full plover]

post this to scare bella

||🥦||

[livid pecan]

One day I will learn how to balance a salad such that it fits in my bowl

But that day is not today

[full plover]

is that tofu

[livid pecan]

Yes it is

Dredged in corn starch, then oat milk, and then a seasoned panko mix, air fried, tossed in Buffalo sauce

[full plover]

nice work

[split jetty]

EWW TOGU

TOGU

TOGU

TOFU

[livid pecan]

Togu

[bitter crow]

Thai curry for dinner tonight dinner 🥘

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stiller-thats-what-im-talking-about-pointing-gif-13053606

[solar orbit]

Happy birthday to ur mom!

[solar orbit]

Oh damn that looks good

[solar orbit]

Holy shit I'll devour those in secs

[livid pecan]

Went to a Brazilian steakhouse last night for a friend's birthday

[quaint herald]

ummmm meeeat

[bitter crow]

Ooh Texas de Brazil. I’ve been to the one in Vegas and in California love that place.

[icy junco]

This looks tasty! Also happy belated birthday to your friend too

[solar orbit]

I want to go to a steakhouse again

Love steaks

[slow cradle]

Gochujang noodles with katsu on top

[full plover]

feed me

🤤

[bitter crow]

With the gravy dip 👌🏽

[quaint herald]

face just like that -> 😈

[split jetty]

Why is it looking so majestic

[solar orbit]

That looks fancy

[bitter crow]

That makes me want some Auntie Anne’s

[bitter crow]

Matcha boba 🧋

[slow cradle]

Looks good

[icy junco]

That looks tasty! 😋

[solar orbit]

My meat is tasty

[solar orbit]

Delicious food this week

[livid pecan]

Went to a Ukranian spot near me

[livid pecan]

This is a dope hot pot set up

[bitter crow]

mm cultured and tasty

[full plover]

[full plover]

hell yea

[bitter crow]

Saturday means pizza 🍕

[full plover]

mmmmmm

is that souvlaki pizza bro

is that goat

[bitter crow]

Lol no just chosen toppings: peppers, onions, sausage

[solar orbit]

Ok damn that looks amazing

[full plover]

first bbq at the new spot?

chicken looks divine

[teal agate]

ya

[full plover]

congratulations

[teal agate]

i fuckin forgot my ribeye and shrimp

but we got steak skewers and chicken

[full plover]

i gotta do skewers soon

[teal agate]

also made jalapeno poppers with brisket

but kinda burnt ngl

[full plover]

with brisket???

stuffed in with the cream cheese?

[teal agate]

ya

[full plover]

that's a really cool idea

[teal agate]

good in theory, burned very fast on the grill

[full plover]

😁

[teal agate]

will try again tho

[livid pecan]

Pasta Alla Mugnaia in a beef, lamb, and pork sauce from an Italian place for my gf's birthday

[full plover]

can i be your gf? my birthday is august 7

[icy junco]

That looks so tasty

[icy junco]

Yum! Also happy birthday to your gf

[dry igloo]

cookies!

[potent ridge]

Are they like- blackberry flavor or something

[dry igloo]

no theyre chocolate chip

why?

[potent ridge]

Because they're black-

[dry igloo]

i left them in the oven like ten seconds longer than i shouldve

[potent ridge]

I doubt that somehow

[dry igloo]

what do you mean by that

[livid pecan]

How do they taste

[dry igloo]

exquisite

[undone chasm]

hmm

[livid pecan]

Listen if you like 'em good on you

[bitter crow]

Charcolate chip

[livid pecan]

Absolutely monstrous meal from me

Slow cooked, dry brined turkey breast. Home made bread. Bacon. Avocado. Provolone. Lettuce, tomato, onion. Horseradish mayo. Air fried potato chips.

And a pickle

[potent ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/deviljho-angry-pickle-murder-pickle-monster-hunter-gif-24099412

[normal geyser]

Love jho 🦕 🍖

[potent ridge]

Same, I wanna eat something styled after him one day

[split jetty]

GIRL WHAT HAPEPNED

[sinful forge]

Beef udon

[icy junco]

Yum

[solar orbit]

They look so sad😭

[solar orbit]

I'm craving

[potent ridge]

The cake be cakeing

[teal agate]

could you have taken a worse picture

[potent ridge]

The camera is broken

[icy junco]

That looks tasty

[split jetty]

Why does it look like a bun

[livid pecan]

Hello yes WHAT is this???

[full plover]

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1025317-creamy-fish-with-mushrooms-and-bacon?unlocked_article_code=1.qU0.aqSN.z5OGwqVGtpC5&smid=share-url

Creamy Fish With Mushrooms and Bacon

oh man it's so good!! cod in a nice tomato mushroom bacon sauce w/ thyme and shallots

highly recommend this recipe. although you haven't liked many of the recipes i've recommended in the past i guess

it's quick and elegant and healthy and oh so tasty

[icy junco]

Yum

[solar orbit]

😭

[solar orbit]

oh! That looks delicious

This server send some of the wildest pics and best food istg

[livid pecan]

I liked the Saltambocca, though I did use a different recipe

[livid pecan]

Carnitas???

[full plover]

bbq pulled pork

but ya pretty much

[split jetty]

I like it 👍

[split jetty]

But I dont rly like prok ngl

Or avocadoes

Or that weird sauce

[livid pecan]

Pesto sauce pasta with turkey meatballs and squash

[full plover]

yo slay nice

drop me that recipe that seems right up my alley

(please)

[livid pecan]

https://smittenkitchen.com/2022/09/turkey-pesto-meatballs-and-orecchiette/

Note: it says to add water to the meatballs. I recommend against that, they were much more difficult to work with due to how wet they were

[full plover]

never heard of water in meatballs before

i get scared adding anything other than bread & fat because my meatballs often become mince

[livid pecan]

For meatballs for Sunday sauce I'll soak white bread in milk and add that, but that's usually the extent of liquid I'd add to meatballs of any kind

[quaint herald]

fish? chicken?

[bitter crow]

seco de pollo

[icy junco]

Had battered fish and chips with salad and tartare sauce earlier

[solar orbit]

GIVE

[solar orbit]

amazing

[bitter crow]

HMart goodies 🥐

[icy junco]

Looks tasty

[livid pecan]

My shaping is abysmal, but I made english muffins from scratch

[potent ridge]

Cool

[full plover]

good shit

you love to see it

[icy junco]

Yummy

[icy junco]

This looks tasty 😋

[full plover]

isn't the cheese supposed to be inside

[icy junco]

What exactly is that? It looks tasty though

[inland apex]

It was very good it was a grilled salmon like bowl with salad instead of Rice.

[icy junco]

That food combo sounds nice and would be a great combo to have 😋😋 it would be a meal someone would have for lunch

[quaint herald]

potato in there

[quaint herald]

bagel! two bagels

[icy junco]

Oh gotcha, they would be nice with a warm drink in the morning

[solar orbit]

Where did you get that from?

Oh wait hmart

What's that

[normal geyser]

You know how people order something but have “dressing on the side”? Maybe he ordered it but with the “cheese on top” 🧀

[bitter crow]

Asian market

[bitter crow]

These Italian cookies are so good 🍪

Chicken soup and Asiago chips

[livid pecan]

Rainbow Cookies

[bitter crow]

Ugh yes rainbow cookies all the way

[full plover]

i want asiago chips

[full plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/238081280632160257/1241175168143855637/IMG_0760.jpg?ex=66493df4&is=6647ec74&hm=9a877e277fa6d52a682c165723307296a5f215a97289de018ce106c3a38248bc&

[inland apex]

I love chicken katsu haven't had it in forever.

Had Mexican for dinner it was great.

[full plover]

excellent.

[quaint herald]

good food great food

[icy junco]

Yum

[split jetty]

Um why too much food

[full plover]

i aspire to stir fry more zucchini this summer

[bitter crow]

Champion Pizza 🍕

[normal geyser]

Looks so good 🤤

[potent ridge]

Interesting

[icy junco]

That actually looks tasty

[bitter crow]

The best bibimbap I’ve had in New York City so far 🍲🥢

[full plover]

how i envy you

[normal geyser]

I will try this sometime 🧐 🫡

[bitter crow]

The hand rolls were also nice

[solar orbit]

Woah bibimbap

[full plover]

ra goo

[livid pecan]

Love the parm on top

[full plover]

man. my meat sauces are good but not really good enough to justify spending 2 hours in the kitchen

[icy junco]

Yummy

[split jetty]

I don’t rly like the red sauce

[full plover]

what color sauce do you like

[split jetty]

I like white 👍

[full plover]

i'll make white next time

[normal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-gif-24405692

[odd estuary]

pizzer and badly made fries because they stuck together when I was frying them :-(

and the cheese is so ugly I don’t k ow why it looks like that

[full plover]

YOOOO NICE

@undone chasm her pizza looks better than mine u gotta see this

[odd estuary]

😁

I didn’t have many options for the toppings because I was just using anything I could find in the fridge

[full plover]

looks perfect to me

is there basil or just rocket

🚀

[odd estuary]

it’s a combo of rocket and spinach leaves

[undone chasm]

SLAAAYYY

[full plover]

massive slay

my pizza sucks aika come to idaho and bake me pizzas

we'll tell katy that i made them

[odd estuary]

ok!

[livid pecan]

Good looking pizzer

[split jetty]

OMG

IT LOOKS SOOOOO MAJESTIC ISTG MAX DOES IT BUT SO MUCHW IRSE

WORSE

U ATE THAT UP

U SLAYED SO HARD

BRO ATE N LEFT NO CRUMBS

[odd estuary]

Thank you bestie

[split jetty]

OFC HESTIE

[bitter crow]

They had Al Pastor 👌🏽

[full plover]

mustard smoked pork tenderloin, asparagus on a bed of miso butter topped with a poached egg

[livid pecan]

Immaculate presentation

If this showed up at a restaurant I would annihilate it

[full plover]

i'm very proud of myself for this one

🥹

i'm so grown. i still remember the first time i ever cooked

my mama said, "Mmmm. It's very garlicky!"

(the recipe was put garlic powder on chicken and fry it)

[icy junco]

Looks so good

[potent sable]

THIS

[split jetty]

Why does the chicken look so raw

[full plover]

it's pork bella

[livid pecan]

She lacks the critical information

Inb4 "ew pork"

Also even if that was chicken, I don't know what looks raw about it

[split jetty]

It’s literally pink

And I hate pork Istg the texture

NEVER AGAIN

[livid pecan]

The meat is white

It's just not super lit up

[full plover]

it's ok for pork to be a little pink

but most of the pink coloration is going to be from the nitric oxide in the smoke

[split jetty]

🤔🤔🤔