Sports

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FUCKING CASSS

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https://tenor.com/view/hey-bear-gif-27591347

So sweet

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Unc has been fantastic this season

Give him an extension

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Exactly

Him and Maguire

Dyche is pissed lololol

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Scoring from a set piece too, his favourite

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https://x.com/throwthedamball/status/1984362394798473338?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Jrfortgang (@throwthedamball)

How often QBs throw deep and their EPA on those throws

X · Oct 31, 2025, 8:50 PM

https://tenor.com/view/nicki-stare-stan-twitter-gif-25870210

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Sloppy play 😭

[lean flower]

well

no five straight wins

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Draw should be a push

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https://x.com/rmarinacciorbw/status/1436885055050330113?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Cade (@RMarinaccioRBW)

blue jays dodgers game 7 going to be chills

X · Sep 12, 2021, 2:51 AM

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Yamal and Nicki Nicole broke up, post break up power incoming

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Damn it @Star get up Salah scored

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NO PRAYING FOR STAR TODAY AS OF YET (FSU STILL HAVE TO PLAY)

[livid quest]

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DQh2YZUEtOP

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hm

[lean flower]

howie roseman did it again

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pray for hockey

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https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-will-smith-smh-smh-will-smith-oscars-will-smith-shaking-head-gif-11929902220898662190

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no praying for star yesterday at all

fuck you October 2025

might still be furloughed but fuck you October 2025

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I don’t want to talk about it

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Patriots gonna beat us by 50 today

[livid quest]

https://thesportstak.com/american-football/story/chargers-linebacker-daiyan-henley-suffers-big-loss-as-brother-jabri-henley-son-of-big-u-fatally-shot-on-halloween-3211929-2025-11-02

His father is also a music manager and leader of the Rollin' 60s Neighborhood Crips

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https://tenor.com/view/97inspo-dj-khaled-gif-21921758

no cleveland football to ruin my sunday today

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what i would do to have half of tee higgins talent on my team

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SB must be busy, no City, Barca, or Goatony posts

[lean flower]

I'm sweating over my fantasy

but I was watching them

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https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1985099418035794409?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Colston Loveland 58 yards for the touchdown and win:

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 2, 2025, 9:39 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1985112419367039446?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

A NEW NFL RECORD 68-YARD FG FROM CAM LITTLE!!! 🤯🔥

(via @NFL)

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 2, 2025, 10:30 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_memes/status/1985169342137245867?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes)

Was not aware that a government shutdown in Washington D.C. included the football team too

X · Nov 3, 2025, 2:17 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/gameblazersff/status/1985196868691750937?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

GameBlazers (@GameBlazersFF)

Prayers for Jayden Daniels 🙏

Awful looking injury where his arm/elbow snapped.

Should of never even been in the game at this stage.

X · Nov 3, 2025, 4:06 AM

[deep flint]

still too soon honestly

(day 34 of being furloughed)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1985324061220540881?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: The #Eagles are trading for #Dolphins edge Jaelan Phillips for a 2026 third-round pick. Philly beefs up on the edge.

X · Nov 3, 2025, 12:31 PM

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how much help does hurts need

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1985389016100098328?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Tests confirmed that Packers TE Tucker Kraft did in fact tear his ACL as feared, per source.

X · Nov 3, 2025, 4:50 PM

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https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1984316009033961953

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: the NFL has fined the Baltimore Ravens $100,000 for violating the league’s Injury Report Policy by incorrectly listing quarterback Lamar Jackson’s practice participation status on Friday, October 24.

X · Oct 31, 2025, 5:46 PM

[livid quest]

Tyler Allgeier liked a reel about firing Zac Robinson

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Saw that, crazy

I've never given up on a season so fast

And I sat through mariota and ridder

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https://x.com/NFLPlus/status/1985107988382986539

NFL+ (@NFLPlus)

Most pass yards in a single game by any player 40+ years old:

🟠 470 - Joe Flacco
🟠 447 - Tom Brady
🟠 446 - Brett Favre

X · Nov 2, 2025, 10:13 PM

Is Burrow overrated?

[sick perch]

methinks flaccos style just works way better with this offense

hes always been a gun slinger but now hes throwing to chase and higgins

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1985430999677673608?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Jerry Jones said the Cowboys made a trade, via @SIRIUSXM.

On the trade:

"Immediately it will address some things that have been our shortcomings."

X · Nov 3, 2025, 7:36 PM

they definitely traded for parsons

[lean flower]

i think anyone can play inshallah ball with chase and higgins, except for jake browning though apparently

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1985505602743730533?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Commanders LB Frankie Luvu has been suspended without pay for one game for repeated violations of playing rules intended to protect the health and safety of players, including during Sunday’s game against the Seattle.

This is Luvu’s third hip-drop tackle of the season. He was

X · Nov 4, 2025, 12:33 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1985683333188370527?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Trade: The #Bengals are dealing standout LB Logan Wilson to the #Cowboys, sources say, providing immediate defensive help.

Wilson requested a trade amid a recent decrease in snaps, with Barrett Carter taking over.

X · Nov 4, 2025, 12:19 PM

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wha

this is a terrible trade on both ends

“trade”

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Do we say pray for star bc Tr*nt is coming back to Pool

LMAO not Erik considering taking over wolves

Considering is the key word tbh

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hi windy

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Oh PS I leave NL tomorrow so this thread will be hard to read daily

Hi

Why the showgirl pfp

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im gonna cosplay u

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Very funny

You gotta bump up your little mix streams then

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is this too spot on

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Why can’t you impersonate Darius

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D.J.R.I.U.S.

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Oof

Him not being there has really hurt them this season

[livid quest]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1985746141321765283

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: Raiders are trading WR Jakobi Meyers to the Jacksonville Jaguars in exchange for fourth- and sixth-round picks.

Multiple teams including the Steelers and Jaguars had shown interest in Meyers, who is scheduled to become a free agent after his contract expires this

X · Nov 4, 2025, 4:29 PM

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https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1985765115237408996

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: The #Jets are trading Sauce Gardner to the #Colts. Blockbuster.

X · Nov 4, 2025, 5:44 PM

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DQpLnH9kVXh?xmt=AQF03SrxZzPT6Lw5nHBsWuMlsyu0MX8JeQaYq_YbbgzPzQ&slof=1

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eric decosta what do you have for me

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andrew berry career on the line

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https://tenor.com/view/rabtism-bro-is-frozen-he-realized-he-not-built-for-this-bro-is-frozen-he-realized-he-not-built-for-this-old-man-frozen-gif-11682769250286844895

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1985740371964449076?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Falcons are waiving K John Parker Romo, per @MikeGarafolo. They're signing veteran K Zane Gonzalez as their new kicker—their third of the season.

X · Nov 4, 2025, 4:06 PM

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https://bsky.app/profile/news.optimusfantasy.com/post/3m4ql4bv62k2f

Optimus FF News (@news.optimusfantasy.com)

‼️‼️‼️ TEAM UPDATE ‼️‼️‼️

Kevin Stefanski has given up play calling duties to OC Tommy Rees.

Bluesky · Nov 3, 2025, 5:44 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1985770735327985929?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Trade summary, per @nick_underhill:

Seahawks get - Rashid Shaheed
Saints get - 2026 4th-round pick, 2026 5th-round pick

X · Nov 4, 2025, 6:06 PM

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inch resting

jsn and shaheed

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Another shitter 😭

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oh jets are in the kitchen

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https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1985785451802718619?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Blockbuster: The #Cowboys are trading for #Jets Pro Bowl DT Quinnen Williams, sending a first-round pick and more to NYJ, per The Insiders.

A new home for one of the NFL’s best to team that values interior DLs, as NYJ builds for the future.

X · Nov 4, 2025, 7:05 PM

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jerry jones what is your plan

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Amad stop vague posting

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i wish someone loved me as much as berry loves 6th round picks

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1985790032209162257?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets future draft picks after today’s trades:

2026
🏈1st-round pick (NYJ)
🏈1st-round pick (IND)
🏈2nd-round pick (NYJ)
🏈2nd-round pick (DAL)

2027
🏈1st-round pick (NYJ)
🏈1st-round pick (DAL)
🏈1st-round pick (IND)

X · Nov 4, 2025, 7:23 PM

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fuck you VARdrid

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also Thibaut Courtois I fucking hate you + go to Saudi or Italy or MLS or somewhere where Liverpool can't play vs your fucking ass anymore

okay can he fucking go to the Chinese league or something

Courtois get ready to learn Chinese buddy

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Conor Bradley, I'll always love you https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1985828374250655772

Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt)

Conor Bradley against Vinicius Jr and Kylian Mbappe in the Champions League across the last two seasons:

- 2 games played
- 2 clean sheets
- 1 assist
- 7 tackles
- 14 duels won
- 4 fouls won

Dominance.

X · Nov 4, 2025, 9:55 PM

[livid quest]

https://people.com/tom-brady-cloned-his-dog-lua-11842661

[lean flower]

https://x.com/lfcvine/status/1985813312454504762?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Liverpool News (@LFCVine)

Players who perform against Liverpool every time they play us:

1. Courtois
2. Ismaila Sarr
3. Marcos Llorente

In that order

X · Nov 4, 2025, 8:56 PM

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I'm putting Pulisic fourth on this

also fucking stake ad

I'm so glad I left Twitter so all I get is breadcrumbs from LFCcord

[idle drift]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/dave-portnoy-threatens-move-barstool-165324395.html

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you won't be missed I promise

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https://apnews.com/article/fifa-peace-prize-trump-infantino-682042bcb23ba0e02dcc5f1e88894ffd

Lmao

Who knew FIFA could sink even lower

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1986153622225531123?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

FOX has signed Drew Brees to a multi-year deal as a full-time NFL game analyst, where he’ll partner with Adam Amin, per @AndrewMarchand.

FOX now has a lineup that includes Tom Brady, Greg Olsen, and Drew Brees.

The move also likely signals the end for Mark Sanchez.

Full story:

X · Nov 5, 2025, 7:28 PM

el tiburon el tiburon 🦈

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1986168446120526043?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Cardinals are placing QB Kyler Murray on injured reserve due to his foot injury, meaning he now will miss a minimum of four games.

Cardinals say this will give Murray the chance to focus on rehabbing his foot injury and that he is committed to getting back as soon as possible.

X · Nov 5, 2025, 8:27 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1986167648791544048?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Texans HC DeMeco Ryans said QB CJ Stroud “will be out” this week versus the Jaguars as he remains in concussion protocol. Texans QB Davis Mills starts.

X · Nov 5, 2025, 8:24 PM

[sick perch]

2019 draft class looks worse and worse every day

[lean flower]

cherki fc

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1986443738634182972?s=46&t=jS0W9NHYZ9shCXJSwOW3mg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Dallas Cowboys announced DE Marshawn Kneeland has passed away. He was 24.

Cowboys’ statement: “It is with extreme sadness that the Dallas Cowboys share that Marshawn Kneeland tragically passed away this morning. Marshawn was a beloved teammate and member of our organization. Our

X · Nov 6, 2025, 2:41 PM

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oh what

i remember seeing him score just a few days ago

[ember nebula]

No cause of death given yet

But it can’t be good.

[lean flower]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1986471411821715701?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

A statement from the Texas Department of Public Safety regarding the passing of #Cowboys DE Marshawn Kneeland:

X · Nov 6, 2025, 4:31 PM

[ember nebula]

Oh shit

[sick perch]

saw someone say this when his death was announced but nothin was out yet

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Ou I thought he crashed his motorcycle according to guesses but they were close

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Wtf that's horrible

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reminds me a bit of the erik williams incident in the 90s (except he lived, ofc.)

no idea if kneeland was under the influence, tho

[livid quest]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna242443

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Hes kinda based

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Yes bois

Need that win tomorrow like air

[deep flint]

Amorim MOTM... I hate this timeline

this is our fault icl

[lean flower]

https://x.com/yahoosports/status/1986802989470810128?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports)

Jayden Daniels’ MRI and medical opinions revealed his dislocated left elbow has no ligament damage and he won't need surgery, per @RapSheet.

Daniels will not be immediately placed on IR and will be reevaluated during the bye week.

X · Nov 7, 2025, 2:28 PM

[deep flint]

pop football emergency (for starlit only) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYS__4di0ms

[cosmic fractal]

Aw, meanwhile TNT got Harry’s sister to interview him

[livid quest]

https://awfulannouncing.com/fox/mark-sanchez-fired-indianapolis-incident.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky

[lean flower]

lmao he got quickly replaced by brees

https://youtu.be/0FKx84M6sEA?si=4c-xWWmkUQbZrT-d

[livid quest]

Brees is so boring

[lean flower]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1986875500552155415?t=uIvBMsSxSG6cAFn-sDJXFw&s=19

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Rams HC Sean McVay said Harrison Mevis — aka “The Thiccer Kicker” — will be their kicker on Sunday vs. the 49ers.

Joshua Karty’s eight missed kicks are the most in the NFL, so the team is making a change — at least for this week.

X · Nov 7, 2025, 7:16 PM

[lean flower]

ball knower to answering on what best player he's gone up against

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1986843061838897376?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Colts are placing DT DeForest Buckner on IR with a neck injury. Very significant loss.

He’s out at least four games.

X · Nov 7, 2025, 5:07 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1986898006650540102?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Raiders have fired Special Teams Coordinator Tom McMahon, per me and @TomPelissero.

A significant move after last night’s loss. McMahon and coach Pete Carroll had words on the sidelines.

X · Nov 7, 2025, 8:46 PM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ManchesterUnited/s/z9WfBds4zo

Seems like the right thing to do

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It’s so easy for him

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Spurs…ruining the day

[deep flint]

pray for Windy and Kei, no Sesko and losing 2-1

update: pray for any Spurs fans also

Richarlison just fucking scored the so be winner, took his shirt off, and it means nothing again

shades of Liverpool 4-3 Spurs (I miss Jota)

[cosmic fractal]

MDL I LOVE U

I WILL IMPROVE MY DUTCH

But yes no Sesko is

[lean flower]

https://x.com/923thefan/status/1986861295207850233?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

92.3 The Fan (@923TheFan)

#Browns HC Kevin Stefanski: "If you've played Madden, you've called plays."

X · Nov 7, 2025, 6:20 PM

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Glad I missed the game I would've had a heart attack after spurs took the lead

[sick perch]

id hate to defend him bc i know everyones gonna take this the wrong way but hes not wrong

theres just a difference between calling plays for bots and for real ppl

[deep flint]

PRAY FOR WANE AND GOORRY CUDDLES (?), ARSENAL NO CONCEDING STREAK IS GONE

I can't remember who the Arsenal fan is in here but I think there is another one not named Wane

y'all can take solace that Xhaka didn't have a goal involvement at least

[tidal ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256937839984115763/1420155021298761758/IMG_5634.gif

/s, the other arsenal fan is cuddles

[lean flower]

omg sunderland

[near knot]

Sunderland are massive

[sick perch]

https://fixvx.com/tankathon/status/1987256822164570429?t=IArFLz2pOB-jPxapjU8ZtA&s=19

Tankathon.com (@tankathon)

Omar Cooper Jr!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 8, 2025, 8:32 PM

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Also wane is too busy talking about ECM and the Padres + the chargers? Aka their most important sons to care abt Arsenal

[deep flint]

okay mental list for me to remember who's a fan of what

starlit Liverpool
SB Barcelona and City, maybe a tad bit of Bayern but I can't remember
Windy United and AC Milan
Wathombe Everton
Cuddles Arsenal
Kei United
Goorry... some Argentinian side (their local)
Wane has never been in this chat but Arsenal if they show up

[cosmic fractal]

Goorry is Argentinian

So it’s a local Argentinian club, I think he posted something from something juniors

[deep flint]

someone said they supported their local but didn't say when

[cosmic fractal]

Also lol wane would never join maincord

[deep flint]

my uneducated ass wants to say Boca but I think there's a few clubs with that last name so I will just say "Argentinian local" and move from there

[cosmic fractal]

They’re on side servers tho and peek at the rates channels occasionally

[near knot]

Stop the games now

Perfect results no notes

[near knot]

Finding out the kid laroi exists outside of the Tate mcraeverse because of this halftime show

[cosmic fractal]

Don’t you remember Stay with Justin

It was everywhere in the US at least

[idle drift]

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DQzPPyvjbh8

[near knot]

I was living under a rock during COVID

[lean flower]

not bayern 😭

are u saying that cause of kompany

[cosmic fractal]

Oop not a Haaland pen blocked

Not watching atm tho

[sick perch]

get that mans face out of this chat

[near knot]

Falcons no 😞

[lean flower]

thank you

[sick perch]

still very winnable

michael tarrence penix jr are u built for this

[near knot]

He's not but we have RBs who are

I can't watch

They're gonna let us score I fear

[cosmic fractal]

Sb how many screens u got open rn

[near knot]

Gonna need one last save from the D 🙏

[sick perch]

asking a lot

[lean flower]

lmao allgeier the td vulture

[near knot]

HOOOLD

Fumble? 🤨

[sick perch]

falcons sack into indiana jones spanking them in the next play

[lean flower]

more jt fantasy points

[near knot]

Falcons AHH football

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1987504350416306676?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Pelissero: Bills offered their 2027 first-round pick as part of a trade package for Jaylen Waddle.

Dolphins wanted the pick to be in 2026.

X · Nov 9, 2025, 12:55 PM

[sick perch]

nfl isnt real

these refs are a hot mess

[cosmic fractal]

Just need Lewis to retire from this race so I can finally go back to the City game and forget about this pointless exercise

😭

@deep flint do you have a fav f1 team or driver

[lean flower]

thank you falcons

thank you JONATHAN TAYLOR

[sick perch]

that defense was out of gas before ot even started

pray for kei

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/underdog/status/1987570832093135157?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog (@Underdog)

"Raheem Morris, you're down 5 with 2 minutes to go. Can you put Bijan Robinson on the field?"

Raheem Morris:

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 9, 2025, 5:19 PM

[sick perch]

my turn to watch my team stink it up

[lean flower]

pray for star

[near knot]

Yeah they had no break the entire second half 😭

My only solace is city knocking Liverpool down below us

[sick perch]

.

when its not the offense or the defense its the special teams

okay

im tired

[lean flower]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1987587771570286939?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

BREAKING: Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody.

X · Nov 9, 2025, 6:27 PM

[sick perch]

[lean flower]

im feasting from jets d/st points

[near knot]

Evil SB feasting on our pain

[lean flower]

one of the best mornings I've had in a long time

but dw something will ruin it as the day goes by

[tidal ferry]

My argentinian club is argentinos jrs and i don't really have an european club but i like chelsea

[lean flower]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1987591704372019409?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz face up to 65 years in prison if convicted on all charges, according to the Eastern District of New York, which outlined the case against Clase and Ortiz after indicting them on fraud, conspiracy and bribery charges.

X · Nov 9, 2025, 6:42 PM

[deep flint]

i'm so fucking tired

can't work, can't get paid, can't even have Liverpool win games

back down to rock bottom I am

[sick perch]

whats going on in miami

[lean flower]

idk but starting allen and losing kincaid is not helping me

https://vxtwitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1987601316890149337?s=46&t=SuZg1jO2tNMoCyD4OWwKvA

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

“This team is DTF, Jim”

Tony Romo???

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 9, 2025, 7:20 PM

[lean flower]

the jags blew a 29 - 10 lead

[idle drift]

https://x.com/CornDoggyLOL/status/1987637106273812748

CornDoggyLOL (@CornDoggyLOL)

SCORIGAMI ALERT!!!

X · Nov 9, 2025, 9:43 PM

[livid quest]

https://x.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1987676971594084378

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami)

ARI 22 - SEA 44
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.

X · Nov 10, 2025, 12:21 AM

https://x.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1987677223189426425

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami)

LAR 42 - SF 26
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.

X · Nov 10, 2025, 12:22 AM

https://x.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1987678229994365191

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami)

DET 44 - WSH 22
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.

X · Nov 10, 2025, 12:26 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/scorigamiguy/status/1987677126116430150?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Scorigami (@ScorigamiGuy)

SF 26 - LAR 42

No Scorigami.

That is the 2nd time this score has occurred (0.01% of all NFL games). Last occurrence was on Sep 23, 2001.

X · Nov 10, 2025, 12:22 AM

[cosmic fractal]

Aw the Newcastle womens team gave her a shirt

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/tsn_sports/status/1987657304674566570?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

TSN (@TSN_Sports)

WHAT. A. GOAL. 🤯

ATLETICO OTTAWA TIE THE GAME ON AN ABSOLUTELY INSANE BICYCLE KICK IN THE SNOW ❄️😱

#CPL

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 9, 2025, 11:03 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1987939101803241562

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.

X · Nov 10, 2025, 5:43 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1987940623274422534?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and @MikeGarafolo

X · Nov 10, 2025, 5:49 PM

[sick perch]

kevin stefanski still employed

honestly dont think daboll was the problem there though

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1987949581775086078?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Joe Burrow told @JayGlazer he expects to be back by Thanksgiving, which is Week 13 when they play on Thanksgiving night vs. the #Ravens.

He's ahead of his timeline.

QRT: MySportsUpdate
The #Bengals are designating QB Joe Burrow to return from IR. He will begin practicing today.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 10, 2025, 6:24 PM

another incoming ja’marr chase legacy game with a > 10/200/2 stat line

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1987961975712948245?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Giants ownership announced that GM Joe Schoen will remain in his position and “lead the search for a new head coach.”

X · Nov 10, 2025, 7:14 PM

[near knot]

Should he get the starting job over flacco tho?

[cosmic fractal]

Amorim himself has stayed late after final whistles to pose for pictures, and he carries his charm into other encounters on club business. He recently eased a four-year-old girl's nerves on her visit to Carrington by starting small talk and handing her a shirt to hold in front of the cameras.

🥹 🥹 🥹

[lean flower]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1988265906015756576?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks and owner Patrick Dumont are expected to fire general manager Nico Harrison at a 10 am central time meeting on Tuesday, sources tell me and Tim MacMahon.

X · Nov 11, 2025, 3:21 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1987960565793173781?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

After a random drug test two weeks ago, doctors discovered that Broncos LB Alex Singleton had a testicular cancerous tumor that they removed the day after Denver defeated the Raiders on Thursday night football. “The prognosis is excellent for me and my family,” Singleton

X · Nov 10, 2025, 7:08 PM

[sick perch]

everyone is celebrating but this does not fix how deep of a hole that team is in rn

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1988336619024511232?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: #Jaguars star CB/WR Travis Hunter underwent season-ending knee surgery, with eyes set on 2026. It was an LCL repair.

He’s expected to return within 6 months to full football activities.

X · Nov 11, 2025, 8:02 PM

[sick perch]

imagine if the browns picked him

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1988398060154802584?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Glazer: Eagles CB Jaire Alexander to step away from football.

X · Nov 12, 2025, 12:06 AM

[sick perch]

Glazer:

[idle drift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/uEc45TvW9N0?si=_c7ArLGImXbnAtJ2

[livid quest]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1988588057617191385

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Giants are expected to start QB Jameis Winston vs. the Packers, per @JordanRaanan and me.

X · Nov 12, 2025, 12:41 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1988635754403172629?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

AJ Brown with some fantasy football advice

X · Nov 12, 2025, 3:51 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1988695928627499424?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Packers HC Matt LaFleur said 2x Pro Bowl C/G Elgton Jenkins suffered a leg fracture and it’s highly unlikely he’ll return this season.

X · Nov 12, 2025, 7:50 PM

[deep flint]

(start him, Slot)

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1988384528868818984?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Nico Harrison has updated his bio after his firing.

(via IG)

X · Nov 11, 2025, 11:13 PM

[livid quest]

https://bsky.app/profile/brantjames.bsky.social/post/3m5jq5yruxt2a

Brant James (@brantjames.bsky.social)

Emmanuel Clase de la Cruz arrived at JFK Airport this morning from the Dominican Republic and was arrested by FBI agents. He will be arraigned at 2 p.m. in Courtroom 2A by Magistrate Judge Joseph A. Marutollo.

Bluesky · Nov 13, 2025, 5:51 PM

[livid quest]

https://vxtwitter.com/USA_Olympic/status/1988702500703330509

USA Olympic Team (@USA_Olympic)

Falcons Quarterback Michael Penix Jr. says he has nobody to rely on on the sidelines, says most of the advice given to him is from old high school and college coaches.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 12, 2025, 8:16 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1989080504763838615?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets placed WR Garrett Wilson on injured reserve, and he now will be out a minimum of four games.

X · Nov 13, 2025, 9:18 PM

[livid quest]

https://fxtwitter.com/Owene2220/status/1989077950898356463

Owen (@Owene2220)

Cristiano Ronaldo moments before disaster who’s crying now 😂😂

**💬 64 🔁 374 ❤️ 4.1K 👁️ 431.5K **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Nov 13, 2025, 9:08 PM

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1owdesv/cristiano_ronaldo_reaction_to_his_red_card_vs/

[near knot]

So satisfying after his delulu interview

[livid quest]

https://x.com/TheMaineWonk/status/1989033046620659784

Maine (@TheMaineWonk)

Woody Johnson, owner of my New York Jets and former Trump Ambassador to UK is in Epstein Emails.

X · Nov 13, 2025, 6:10 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Courtois injured, lemmens might get a chance to be Belgian GK 1

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1989413975340323252?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Giants officially ruled out QB Jaxson Dart (concussion), WR Darius Slayton (hamstring) and OLB Kayvon Thibodeaux (shoulder) for Sunday's game vs. Green Bay.

X · Nov 14, 2025, 7:23 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1989495172057415889?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The Walt Disney Company announces multi-year distribution agreement with YouTube TV.

X · Nov 15, 2025, 12:46 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1989729611106980242?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Bengals DE Shemar Stewart is going on injured reserve because of a knee injury, per sources.

Stewart, the first-round pick, showed flashes of dominance in Week 1. But an ankle injury in Week 2 has lingered and now a knee injury takes him out at least four games.

X · Nov 15, 2025, 4:18 PM

[livid quest]

https://www.si.com/nfl/browns/onsi/news/nfl-insider-believes-browns-could-be-in-the-running-for-kyler-murray-01ka1ay4x9kb

[sick perch]

for what

hes injured and probably out for this season and they are taking a qb next draft

and they will have far better options for a vet qb next year than kyler

not to mention hes smaller than gabriel and has glass bones

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1989801580015882525?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Lions placed TE Sam LaPorta on injured reserve due to his back injury, sidelining him a minimum of four games.

X · Nov 15, 2025, 9:04 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1990095353635385543?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Troy Parrott’s hat trick against Hungary helps Ireland seal a World Cup playoff spot.

His 90’+6-minute winner secured a 3-2 comeback victory 😤🇮🇪

X · Nov 16, 2025, 4:31 PM

guau

[cosmic fractal]

Someone said Parrot should move to Barca to replace Lewa

Oh fun fact Parrot plays for AZ Alkmaar, where Tiji used to play (I know he hasn’t scored for City in weeks)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1990097318322790632?s=46&t=SuZg1jO2tNMoCyD4OWwKvA

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Jets CB/ST Kris Boyd was shot and critically wounded in Manhattan early Sunday morning and is fighting for his life at Bellevue Hospital, per @nypost.

The shooting occurred at around 2am. No arrests have been made and an investigation is underway.

https://t.co/5Ku5XOzrFG

X · Nov 16, 2025, 4:39 PM

[cosmic fractal]

I just learned Bruno got a hattrick

[near knot]

Using that emoji because of his celebration

Mctominay v hojlund on Tuesday, winner qualifies automatically so quite a big game

Draw and Denmark go through

Dunno if hojlund will play actually

Scotland desperately need a striker 😭

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/PardonMyMeme/status/1989764753678344236

Memes (@PardonMyMeme)

Texas a&m cop is a dick

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 15, 2025, 6:37 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Ugh the way I’m in Beijing rn so it’s hard to guarantee to find it legally and if I’m actually in the room

[lean flower]

I signed up for the world cup sale and I got in

gonna have to try to get them at work tomorrow morning 🙃

[cosmic fractal]

Good luck!

Meanwhile on a different server someone from buffalo area already scored tickets

Cant even guarantee I’ll be in town during the cup + Santa Clara too far (and too broke 😭 )

[lean flower]

i’d be going to kc so it wouldn’t be too pricey

[ember nebula]

Prices in LA are insane. $750 a seat for nosebleed for US game.

[lean flower]

is this even for group stage?

[cosmic fractal]

Probably

I heard Cali games are expensive

[cosmic fractal]

Late but Scottish team Scotty always shows up anyways, who needs strikers?

[livid quest]

Why did I think the Chiefs were playing the Ravens today?

[lean flower]

https://x.com/beenscoredb4/status/1990167550651773346?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Scorigami Tracker (@BeenScoredB4)

🚨 WE HAVE SCORIGAMI! 🚨

BUF 44 – TB 32
FINAL

We have Scorigami!! That is the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

X · Nov 16, 2025, 9:18 PM

[sick perch]

its time

[lean flower]

https://x.com/byjaymorrison/status/1990162302428160320?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jay Morrison (@ByJayMorrison)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is an NFL record.

The #Bengals have given up 27 points in 9 straight games, tying the Super Bowl era record set by the 2020 Chargers.

X · Nov 16, 2025, 8:57 PM

[sick perch]

who can lose harder

[lean flower]

[sick perch]

gg

[lean flower]

what an awful call at the end of this game

[livid quest]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1990447559098449944

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: Falcons QB Michael Penix suffered a potentially season-ending knee injury during Sunday’s loss to the Panthers. Penix will be seeking a second opinion, but it is not encouraging.

X · Nov 17, 2025, 3:50 PM

[tidal ferry]

Pray for kei

[sick perch]

kirk cousins led offense with no 1st round pick

[near knot]

I've already suffered enough, the panthers comeback last night killed me off, I am not watching the rest of the season

I wish I had something else to do on Sundays 😭

[lean flower]

we love capitalism

those world cup prices man..

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1990533775546016047?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bengals star WR Ja’Marr Chase was suspended one game by the NFL, which determined that Chase spit on #Steelers DB Jalen Ramsey, who was ejected on Sunday.

X · Nov 17, 2025, 9:33 PM

[sick perch]

they caught him in 4k i fear

of course while hes on my fantasy team

[lean flower]

https://x.com/marykaycabot/status/1990524642684174845?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot)

Can confirm that Shedeur Sanders' house was broken into during the #Browns loss to the #Ravens on Sunday, as first reported by @ProFootballTalk

X · Nov 17, 2025, 8:57 PM

[livid quest]

I have noticed DJ has gotten awfully quiet sicne this news dropped

[lean flower]

I fully expected a loss in fantasy this week with jonathan taylor on a bye but michael wilson and sean tucker carried me to second straight week of 170+ points

[idle drift]

Why do you think DJ keeps impersonating other users from this server?

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1990562365105188913?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Breaking: Shedeur Sanders is expected to start Week 12 vs. Raiders with Dillon Gabriel in the concussion protocol

X · Nov 17, 2025, 11:27 PM

[sick perch]

[livid quest]

🤯

[cosmic fractal]

So I misread the Scotland vs Denmark game

It’s at 3:45am my time

Gn rip me

Last time I checked a score that late it was grimsby….

[cosmic fractal]

Lemmens starting for Belgium

Pls no injuries I beg

[near knot]

Scott please do it for us tonight 🙏

[near knot]

And hojlund please don't do it for us

[near knot]

SCOTTTTYYYY

[cosmic fractal]

Not a bicycle kickkk

[cosmic fractal]

Wait kei are you Scottish then

[near knot]

I am (and English)

My god that was one of the best feelings I've ever had, why we watch sports 😭

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/L7FvJif1iV

When the ref was refusing the blow the whistle 8 mins into 6 min stoppage time

[idle drift]

Impersonating Windy who is currently in China

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1991162546691215804?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The New Orleans Saints are expected to play a game in Paris, as early as the 2026 regular season, per their team president Dennis Lauscha. The NFL and stadium officials in Paris are working to finalize a deal to bring the Saints to Paris, with an announcement likely in the coming

X · Nov 19, 2025, 3:11 PM

[cosmic fractal]

NFL in Paris? Mon Dieu..

[sick perch]

who was in paris

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1991178942682640827?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

After further medical evaluation, it has been determined Falcons quarterback Michael Penix Jr. will undergo season-ending surgery for a partially torn ACL, the team announced.

X · Nov 19, 2025, 4:17 PM

[cosmic fractal]

😍

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/woodyvsworld/status/1991216284340457535?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Woody (@woodyVSworld)

I love when people say Shedeur is being set up for failure as if any Cleveland QB has been set up for success

X · Nov 19, 2025, 6:45 PM

[sick perch]

true!

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1991598090009383217?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Flex! The Week 14 Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers game will be played at 4:25 p.m. ET on Sunday, Dec. 7 on FOX, the NFL announced today. The Cincinnati Bengals-Buffalo Bills game will be played at 1 p.m. ET on FOX.

X · Nov 20, 2025, 8:02 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/calvinwatkins/status/1991613191097577832?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Calvin Watkins (@calvinwatkins)

CeeDee Lamb said he & George Pickens missed curfew before the game at Las Vegas. The two were having dinner and a few drinks at @redrockcasino Lamb denied he was throwing up at the casino. He said it’s a disrespect to even suggest that. Lamb said he knows how to hold his liquor.

X · Nov 20, 2025, 9:02 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1991654619639148583?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bills WR Keon Coleman is, once again, officially inactive for tonight's game against the #Texans.

X · Nov 20, 2025, 11:47 PM

[lean flower]

rough day to be a josh allen fantasy owner

[deep flint]

pray for star

my German meow meow is injured for sometime less than 3 weeks

it was so nice not having to ask for prayers constantly

[cosmic fractal]

Rip wirtz

At least no more 00# of games jokes?

Sesko is out for a month tho u probably knew it was coming

[cosmic fractal]

Not Palmer stubbing his toe and being out for 3 games

[cosmic fractal]

Garna stopped bleaching his hair???

[deep flint]

oh I forgot to say my original meow meow is back

[near knot]

This pic as well

He's so goofy I love him

[sick perch]

bbc never reported it when i did that

[cosmic fractal]

Did you ever trademark your nickname “Cold” DJ so that no one can use it without paying you

If so, then well

[cosmic fractal]

@ember nebula btw we’re coming for u on Monday

[lean flower]

https://x.com/thenfldrop/status/1991935703773753842?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL Drop (@TheNFLDrop)

NFL referee Adrian Hill will miss the rest of the season with a leg injury.

X · Nov 21, 2025, 6:24 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/dmrussini/status/1992017395536539943?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini)

BREAKING: Fifteen months after signing a four-year, $120 million extension, Brandon Aiyuk and the 49ers appear headed toward a divorce, sources tell me and @MikeSilver.

More on voided future guarantees, frustrations and what comes next: https://t.co/klV5YA17va

X · Nov 21, 2025, 11:48 PM

[lean flower]

the match isn’t over yet but I have to do it

pray for star

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/1992268760594727338?s=20

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Los Angeles Clippers guard Chris Paul is retiring after this season – his 21st campaign in the NBA. Paul is a 12-time All-Star, an 11-time member of All-NBA teams, a selection to the 75 greatest players list, nine-time All-Defense and the 2006 Rookie of the Year.

X · Nov 22, 2025, 4:27 PM

[near knot]

Nice set of results for utd (sorry star)

Could move into a Europe spot tomorrow 🙏

Oh wait shit it's Monday we play

[cosmic fractal]

Christ

0-3 for Liverpool?

[cosmic fractal]

Yes and hopefully we beat Everton the same way forest did to Liverpool

[ember nebula]

I will say you have a chance at a result since it’s at Old Trafford.

[lean flower]

pray for me momento

[near knot]

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1992323563253293110?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

A UAB football player stabbed two of his teammates Saturday morning at the football facility ahead of the Blazers' home game against South Florida.

Story via @Jake_Trotter:

https://t.co/KG4hsWrFJF

X · Nov 22, 2025, 8:05 PM

[deep flint]

no need to pray for star at this point because it's the same fucking outcome every week now

Konate needs to get sold the moment the window opens, idc if he wants Madrid on a free. he can go to PSG for all I fucking care

I'm so fucking tired of all of this

[deep flint]

I turned the match off after the first goal and still ended up crying after FT anyways

I'm fucking tired

I just want everyone to mesh

[livid quest]

https://x.com/theScore/status/1992389076536951278

theScore (@theScore)

Arch Manning did it all today to lead No. 17 Texas to a win over Arkansas. 👏

X · Nov 23, 2025, 12:25 AM

[sick perch]

wow

future jet

[ember nebula]

Defense gave up too many points in the first half, tho. We’re really going to have to be up for the Aggies.

[cosmic fractal]

Not Cunha having an accident in training

[near knot]

Yes Leeds

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1992592844939518299?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Congratulations to Cris Collinsworth on calling his 500th NFL game tonight.

X · Nov 23, 2025, 1:55 PM

[cosmic fractal]

God damn the Milan derby is today but I won’t be able to watch it

[sick perch]

talk to me 12

[lean flower]

rip anyone playing jahmyr gibbs in fantasy

[near knot]

It's happening

I think

Just looked at the score, could be all defence scoring ig

[sick perch]

(raiders defense lol)

[near knot]

💀

[sick perch]

geno getting bullied

jeudy???

[near knot]

The lil hop skip he did before it

I want to put on the falcons game but I know I'll just get hurt again

[lean flower]

can I have some chris olave fantasy points

[sick perch]

this looks more like geno smiths first start

the most browns ending to this game would be putting kenny pickett in and we lose

[near knot]

I'm hearing we finally have a kicker again 🙏

[sick perch]

good news

[near knot]

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna put the second half on

And nobody can stop me

[sick perch]

be safe out there🙏

[near knot]

I'm putting my deion jersey on so if I jinx this, the browns are coming with me

[sick perch]

geno has missed tre tucker like 3 times

judkins noo

[near knot]

https://tenor.com/view/chuck-mcgill-saul-goodman-jimmy-mcgill-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-gif-9611047937900737398

[near knot]

What a throw gd

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/myles-garrett-gif-14593880131226185322

is my team back

[near knot]

We did it

More 2-8 opponents please

[sick perch]

[near knot]

Same score as well

[sick perch]

never been so happy to be 3-8

[lean flower]

wth is this cowboys eagles game

[sick perch]

eagles are in the slop this year its really funny

lmaoo

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1992800824482050280?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: Chip Kelly is out as the Raiders offensive coordinator.

X · Nov 24, 2025, 3:41 AM

[sick perch]

mason graham did that

[cosmic fractal]

keistie have fun watching the game, its a 4am one for me

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1992956228042097149?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Giants fired defensive coordinator Shane Bowen, per source.

X · Nov 24, 2025, 1:59 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1992961446653665672?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Outside linebackers coach Charlie Bullen is being named the Giants’ interim defensive coordinator, as @JosinaAnderson reported.

X · Nov 24, 2025, 2:20 PM

[near knot]

Nooo

Are you still in china, wth you doing all the way over there girl

[cosmic fractal]

family issues

tbh timezones also not much better back home in cali

[ember nebula]

are you going to be able to watch our match today?

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1992969890601611653?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The Raiders fired senior offensive assistant Bob Bicknell, per source. He was Chip Kelly’s right-hand man. Now, both gone.

X · Nov 24, 2025, 2:53 PM

[ember nebula]

i have a conference call for probably the last half hour of the match 😭

[near knot]

Oh hope everything's ok

[cosmic fractal]

Scroll up but it’s at 4am

So no

[ember nebula]

oh

sorry!

although i have gotten up here at 4am for matches

[cosmic fractal]

And like I said last time I only looked at a match score so late it was grimsby soo I’m not doing it again

[cosmic fractal]

No worries, you missed it

[cosmic fractal]

Thank you! Its a lot of work here

[cosmic fractal]

I got up at 5am to watch the World Cup 2022 I think and that’s it

[ember nebula]

i also goto bed at 9pm, so

[idle drift]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g8c9S9ZktQk

[ember nebula]

that's funny

[cosmic fractal]

I may have graduated college but sometimes I’m still stuck in the late night grind mind set, trying to improve it😭

[lean flower]

what time will our matches be

like 7-9pm eastern time?

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1993017498862862789?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bengals HC Zac Taylor told reporters that Tee Higgins and Trey Hendrickson will not play Thursday night vs. the Ravens.

X · Nov 24, 2025, 6:02 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1993025333256503476?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Browns HC Kevin Stefanski said Dillon Gabriel has cleared concussion protocol, but Shedeur Sanders will start Sunday versus the 49ers.

X · Nov 24, 2025, 6:34 PM

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-beverley-patrick-beverley-nba-timberwolves-gif-11752728165167489486

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1993026539709927684?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy is in concussion protocol, coach Kevin O'Connell said.

Undrafted rookie Max Brosmer is the backup QB.

X · Nov 24, 2025, 6:38 PM

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1993027853420728413?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Joe Burrow has spoken:

X · Nov 24, 2025, 6:44 PM

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-cooked-we-are-cooked-gg-ggs-gif-10973716785212391451

[near knot]

Everton player just got a red card for attacking his team mate

Never seen that before wtf

Punched him in the head 😭

10 mins into the match

[ember nebula]

Only Everton

It has happened before apparently. Turkish league earlier this year, Irish league 4 years ago.

[near knot]

Utd are playing like they only have 10 men as well 😭

[near knot]

Mad

So early in the game and they were playing better than us

No reason to lose your head like that

[ember nebula]

Agreed. Insane.

Holy shit

[near knot]

I felt it coming

Dunno why we're so lifeless

[ember nebula]

I had been just about to say that we were playing decent with 10.

60 minutes is a long time tho

Gana’s a great player and important to our side, but he’s been on my shit list ever since his homophobic incident in the French league (between his two stints with our side).

[lean flower]

red card for WHAT

what da helly

[ember nebula]

Gana slapped Keane after a breakdown in coverage.

[near knot]

Nah zirkzee is not him

[near knot]

True, think it's feasible you hold on though, Pickford underrated

[ember nebula]

https://www.nbcsports.com/soccer/news/idrissa-gana-gueye-shown-red-card-for-hitting-everton-teammate-michael-keane

Might be video in the embed at the bottom of this article (I won’t go on Twitter, though, so I can’t check.)

[near knot]

Looks like we're subbing out maz and hopefully zirkzee too

It shows how much Cunha matters for us even when he isn't scoring

Zirkzee still on the pitch 💀

[lean flower]

thank you everton

https://tenor.com/view/vince-carter-emotional-vince-carter-nba-coach-crying-nba-coach-hands-out-nba-coach-waving-hands-gif-13283660107289129739

[near knot]

Gonna be glad you missed this one windy

And wathombe too tbh, the amount of shots we were firing, no need for that stress

[ember nebula]

I only missed the last 20 minutes. That’s one for the record books tho.

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1993083841351762167?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bucs QB Baker Mayfield, who went down on Sunday with a sprained left shoulder, has a low-grade sprain, source said following the MRI. Good news with an eye toward next week.

X · Nov 24, 2025, 10:26 PM

[lean flower]

brock purdy..

[sick perch]

https://x.com/sleeperhq/status/1993147211707015432?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Sleeper (@SleeperHQ)

Brock Purdy tonight:

X · Nov 25, 2025, 2:38 AM

[cosmic fractal]

You know what, I woke up at 7am and knew we’d lost

And then I checked the score…cue the Jade gif

Oh god what did Brock do

[lean flower]

throw three picks in one half

but the panthers are incompetent so it didn't matter much

[cosmic fractal]

Btw @ember nebula /everton

[ember nebula]

It was a crazy match

[lean flower]

down 1-0 in both games, araujo sent off

[lean flower]

2-0 in both games

just send ur pray for sb already

[deep flint]

welcome back to hell where Starlit can't get out for longer than a week

[lean flower]

flekken against city and courtois against liverpool

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for SB And Star
(Sorry I was asleep, where were you when city and Barca kill)

[cosmic fractal]

@ember nebula Moyes is doing an AMA on r/soccer tomorrow!

[ember nebula]

Oh wow! Why on earth would he subject himself to that?

Same time as remix rate listening party.

Oh wait, two hours before. Rah

[cosmic fractal]

So you can ask him to do your rate

[lean flower]

crying in front of the telly

[cosmic fractal]

Dortmund oomfie laughing at you and Villarreal:

It appears that mediocre clubs like Villarreal and Manchester City just can't handle Bundesliga clubs

[lean flower]

dortmund??

[cosmic fractal]

I’m sure he prefers not to talk abt that

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1993783589012656441?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

C Frank Ragnow unretires.

X · Nov 26, 2025, 8:47 PM

[sick perch]

aaron donald soon

[lean flower]

just checked the ucl results for today..

[near knot]

Really is arsenal's season

[ember nebula]

don't look now but wrexham suddenly one point off the playoff spots

[ember nebula]

fuck i totally missed this. plans changed last night and i spent the morning getting the house ready for my mother-in-law to arrive

[near knot]

They can't do it again, can they??

[ember nebula]

Surely not, but no one thought they could do it last year, either.

[cosmic fractal]

You and star atm (go PSV)

Also Bayern wtf, Arsenal really gunning to win it all

[cosmic fractal]

Wait Wathombe “answer your questions Thursday 27 November at 6pm UK time (1pm Eastern, 10am Pacific).”

You have a chance

Also fun fact I had an not so fun time in Eindhoven bc I was traveling back to Rotterdam but there was a train fire on the route so I had to get off early, then take 3 trains and a tram to get back to my room 😭 and my train was the first one probably affected by that fire

[ember nebula]

On Thanksgiving?

Do they want to reach out to the American market or not? Sheesh.

[near knot]

I once got a cheap flight to Eindhoven for a holiday visiting the Hague and it was a good lesson to not fly into a different city than the one you actually want to stay in because of the trains 😭

[cosmic fractal]

Nooo, I think NS is pretty reliable usually tbh, that day was a fluke

[near knot]

Tbf it was also the usual travel stress compounding it, I also use a wheelchair and asked Eindhoven station staff for assistance onto the train and they told me to phone a helpline to book it

Going back was easier

[near knot]

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DRkVJpPjTkD?xmt=AQF0pMMU5c3fLziu83wj7Up0UvHR1oaSTuhnmgjQbM-02Q

The falkings lives on

[livid quest]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1994096578210963915

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Colts QB Daniel Jones, who has been dealing with a lower leg injury, suffered a fracture in his fibula, sources say.

Jones was a full participant today and one source said, “He looked good.” Jones will continue to try to play through it. Toughness never questioned.

X · Nov 27, 2025, 5:30 PM

[sick perch]

what is lamar doing

nvm

[sick perch]

afc north is so hilarious this season

[near knot]

Yass bengals

And got rewarded rooting for the cowboys for the first time, dak is cute

[near knot]

We are snookered

Add crystal palace to your parlays

[cosmic fractal]

Not Harry too

You know, they say Case is one yellow card away from a 1-match ban

https://tenor.com/view/ice-spice-spongebob-big-guy-spongebob-big-guy-gif-7926830890623994132

Trying to cool like ice spice here

I read that wrong, not cunha still out

https://tenor.com/view/upsetting-thats-so-upsettin-jade-thirlwall-rupauls-drag-race-uk-gif-17439036

(Late gif, vpn issues)

[sick perch]

mahomes lamar hurts and goff all getting exposed in the same week

[lean flower]

brock purdy next

[near knot]

Yee we missed him so bad against Everton

Then afcon coming as well

We have no depth 😭

[near knot]

You can do it leeds

[cosmic fractal]

Not DCL scoring against city

@wath your ex-striker scored

Hes doing well for Leeds

Anyways curse you Foden

[ember nebula]

It won’t last

[lean flower]

foden saved my life today

[ember nebula]

Newcastle scored in the first minute. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[ember nebula]

Sigh

0-2 entirely against the run of play

[ember nebula]

Omg

[cosmic fractal]

0-3 barcodes

Rip wath

[cosmic fractal]

this is so Moyes’s idea

[deep flint]

preliminary pray for star because I want it to all be over already

[near knot]

Us too

Us too 😭

[sick perch]

huge day today

[near knot]

I can't even tell which player is which with the damn sun and kit choices

[cosmic fractal]

Oh no I didn’t know it’s starting now ahhh

Pls be nice palace

So the only change was maz benched for Mount? I saw he had a horrid game last week

[near knot]

Yeah this doesn't look good, 3-1 palace I feel

Gonna miss the second half shopping

Probably for the best

ZIRK 😭

[cosmic fractal]

My husband!!! Mason my meow meow

And zirk!

K I will find highlights later the vpn sucks rn but maybe I can find a stream

omg i see they say we're set piece fc today

[cosmic fractal]

Glad to be wrong eh?

Wait we got Licha back on

[deep flint]

pray for star, Alisson is injured again

[cosmic fractal]

Christ, just delete your season girl

[cosmic fractal]

Wait where did you see that bc nothing happened according to bbc and my usual app

[deep flint]

dw this was too soon and he got up, was a collision with Gomez

at this point I am just in eternal until we win game

[deep flint]

YOOOOOOOOOO WE WON A GAME + WE DIDN'T BLOW A 2-0 LEAD

ANYWAYS IT'S MAX TIME

[cosmic fractal]

Qatar? I’m going to sleep

[near knot]

And people still hating on Bruno somehow

He was good today, lots of nice crosses

[livid quest]

We don't talk about him

[near knot]

Let's go kirko

[near knot]

Falcons masterclass so far

[sick perch]

where were you when shedeur sanders saved a football team

[sick perch]

what the heck man

throwing away two punts back to back

[sick perch]

i love the cleveland browns special teams

[near knot]

2 dropped passes on the final drive where we just need a fg fml

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ESPNNFL/status/1995547278715543891?s=20

NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL)

Breaking: Adam Thielen announced that he will be retiring at the end of this season. After being released by the Vikings this morning, he stated he would like to sign with a team competing in the postseason per @AdamSchefter.

Thielen is in his 12th NFL season.

X · Dec 1, 2025, 5:35 PM

[livid quest]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1995625725807001897

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, according to the Moorestown Police Department.

Story via @Tim_McManus:

https://t.co/lYcK4qww9K

X · Dec 1, 2025, 10:47 PM

[sick perch]

bubba ventrone

https://tenor.com/view/next-goldberg-youre-next-wwe-world-wrestling-entertainment-gif-17791133

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1995631726274773154?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Lions CB Terrion Arnold is now scheduled to undergo shoulder surgery this week and will miss the rest of the season, per sources.

X · Dec 1, 2025, 11:10 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Star did you see Max’s new teammate for next season was announced

[lean flower]

haaland 100 goals

[ember nebula]

GET THE FUCK IN JACK

[lean flower]

THE SHARK

[cosmic fractal]

In a 5-4 game, goddamn Fulham

[lean flower]

and gvardiol my croatian pookie made a clearance to preserve the W

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1996133071499001935?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

BREAKING: Clippers have informed Chris Paul that he is being sent home, per @ChrisBHaynes

😳

X · Dec 3, 2025, 8:23 AM

[cosmic fractal]

Just saw Tiji scored one, and dedicated it to his significant other of 8 years so sweet and I miss him at Milan but they’re doing good

[cosmic fractal]

Amorim on having two injury doubts ahead of West Ham: "We have two doubts for the game. I will not tell you today because it will change you the way we are going to approach so let’s see if they can play tomorrow.

[lean flower]

https://x.com/officialfpl/status/1996338215188652193?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fantasy Premier League (@OfficialFPL)

Goal – own goal (Mukiele)
Assist – WIRTZ

Liverpool 1-1 Sunderland (81 mins)

#FPL #LIVSUN

X · Dec 3, 2025, 9:58 PM

😭

[ember nebula]

wow

[lean flower]

chelsea destroys fcb but then loses to leeds

[near knot]

Leeds gave city a hard time too tbf

Idk what's going on there but they flipped a switch

[livid quest]

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsreposterbot.bsky.social/post/3m74jmwjaus2v

NFL News Reposter Bot (@nflnewsreposterbot.bsky.social)

Mike Garafolo: Sources: #Ravens TE Mark Andrews has agreed to terms on a three-year, $39.3 million extension that includes $26m guaranteed. The franchise’s all-time leading receiver, who was slated to be a free agent, stays in Baltimore in a deal done by Justin Schulman of @AthletesFirst.

Bluesky · Dec 3, 2025, 10:40 PM

[deep flint]

no need to pray for Star (Chiesa saved us from losing all three points)

Chiesa doing whatever he can to be my hero

[near knot]

It's ok since arsenal, the lesser evil option, will win the league

[lean flower]

?

[near knot]

They haven't won since 2004

City have won enough

[cosmic fractal]

8pm GMT my worstie

[cosmic fractal]

Also um Star look away if that special Liverpool topic makes you cry but happy 29th to Jota, may he rest in peace with his brother

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1996630881793139172?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

CB Darius Slay is contemplating retirement; won't report to Bills after being claimed.

X · Dec 4, 2025, 5:21 PM

[near knot]

Aww happy for dalot

[near knot]

1-0 up against relegation tier west ham and we bring on ugarte instead of mainoo

Feel bad for him

[lean flower]

hehe

[cosmic fractal]

Ofc west ham got a draw

[cosmic fractal]

The no case effect happened again

Wait I stand corrected

[near knot]

A new effect which is almost the same thing has popped up

[cosmic fractal]

.np

Wait wrong command

!bop?

[manic talon]

Now Playing for westernwind

Jade - Headache

[cosmic fractal]

Basically everyone about ugarte

Stream the deluxe version of showbiz btw

[lean flower]

https://x.com/jfowlerespn/status/1996965383966789831?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Source: Tests this morning confirmed that Lions star safety Brian Branch has torn his Achilles.

Branch was injured in the fourth quarter. Tough loss for Detroit defensive backfield.

X · Dec 5, 2025, 3:30 PM

[near knot]

PEH LAY

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fmeetsdata/status/1997019697418506545?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Football Meets Data (@fmeetsdata)

Your 🌎 FIFA World Cup 26 groups.

X · Dec 5, 2025, 7:06 PM

[near knot]

Scotland group not great

Morocco tough team

England is ok

Usa got a nice draw

[cosmic fractal]

poch’s magic lemons will we win the World Cup

[lean flower]

let’s go spain

but de la fuente is a terrorist

[pale jacinth]

We got lucky af

Iran, Belgium, and new zealand is an amazing group

[tidal ferry]

if we dont win all of our matches they should fire everyone mid tournament

[cosmic fractal]

Goorry remember last time Argentina lost their first match and then won the whole tournament

[warm granite]

England given easy group again, can't wait for it to come down to the last game

[near knot]

Kinda easy. But if you're pot 1 that's going to happen.

Croatia is one of if not the highest ranked pot 2 side

Checked and they are the highest ranked

10th in the world

[lean flower]

thank you villa

[ember nebula]

Don’t look now…

WRX approaching the playoff spots, too.

[lean flower]

I love him

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-torres-ferran-tiburon-barcelona-ferran-barcelona-ferran-grito-gif-2067034434922594794

down not long into the match after antony the goat scores and then the shark scores a brace in two minutes

[cosmic fractal]

Learn French for him then

It’s easy for you since it’s similar to Spanish

Also I think majority of the wins were predicted by Charles Leclerc in his promo video for the PL and F1 lol

[lean flower]

ferran hatty..

[warm granite]

Wrexham didn't deserve that point today

They are back down at 12th tho so it's all good

Which is a crazy thing to say when they're only 3 points off a playoff place but that's the beauty of the championship

[ember nebula]

I was watching Everton so I didn’t get to see any of the WRX match, I was just tracking the score. Decent point on the road, tho.

[livid quest]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/12/06/mohamed-salah-leave-liverpool-arne-slot-relationship/

[deep flint]

congratulations Slot, you have made me feel apathetic about this football club

in other news, Salah is only in the wrong because he absolutely has played like shit. he isn't in the wrong because Gakpo keeps playing somehow (Konate is a separate issue because we have no other good centerbacks)

[serene ivy]

https://x.com/f1/status/1997675056730706156

Formula 1 (@F1)

LANDO NORRIS IS THE 2025 FORMULA 1 WORLD CHAMPION!!!! 🏆

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP

X · Dec 7, 2025, 2:30 PM

wow

[cosmic fractal]

Congrats to Lando! Poor Oscar tho

[deep flint]

replace with Liverpool and F1 and this is just me

[livid quest]

https://thedailyadda.com/2025/12/06/fifa-creates-brand-new-peace-prize-for-trump-after-he-failed-to-win-the-real-one/

[ember nebula]

that trophy on his desk better be fake

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1997722754821578787?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The College Football Playoff field just unveiled on ESPN.

X · Dec 7, 2025, 5:39 PM

[livid quest]

Game not even started and already puleed this one out

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1997741226423103526?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Colts QB Daniel Jones has been ruled out with an Achilles injury. Just awful.

X · Dec 7, 2025, 6:53 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922928755532505109/1443811078239944724/IMG_0219.webp?ex=6936f399&is=6935a219&hm=956221ad3f3bb8a3f2de3bad4830d34704b80fac3e280a3b9a93930e8ace0266&

[sick perch]

whats going on down there

[near knot]

Can bengals win out and qualify 🙏

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-tv-throwing-tv-gif-19630912

when its not the offense its the defense when its not the defense its the offense when its neither one of them its special teams when its not special teams its coaching when its not coaching its

[sick perch]

why why why why did you take shedeur out for the conversion adhdjskdhajdjdkdbf

https://tenor.com/view/louise-belcher-bobs-burgers-gif-1296380484369353970

[lean flower]

ravens lost, but so did vardrid

https://tenor.com/view/soul-souforasoul-red-skull-marvel-guide-gif-15541947

[near knot]

I never realise how important special teams is till this falcons season

Somebody give me another team to root for in the playoffs please

[sick perch]

root for drake "drake maye" maye

[livid quest]

Carolina Hurricanes

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ghettogronk/status/1997824861193015494?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

GhettoGronk (@GhettoGronk)

Caleb Williams with the division and No. 1 seed on the line

X · Dec 8, 2025, 12:25 AM

[sick perch]

bo melton td in 2025

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espn/status/1997841096051683830?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN (@espn)

Breaking: Colts QB Daniel Jones will undergo surgery for his torn Achilles, sources tell @AdamSchefter.

X · Dec 8, 2025, 1:30 AM

[sick perch]

tragic

[lean flower]

texans defense is something else

[sick perch]

https://fixupx.com/sharpfootball/status/1997876323424075860?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball)

this Texans defense is so nasty

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FixupX · Dec 8, 2025, 3:50 AM

[idle drift]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47222329/sources-browns-expect-deshaun-watson-2026-roster

[sick perch]

yeah yeah

[livid quest]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1998090518966984863

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Browns C Ethan Pocic tore his Achilles and is out for the season, per coach Kevin Stefanski.

X · Dec 8, 2025, 6:01 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1998090635384156562?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Shedeur Sanders will start the rest of the season.

X · Dec 8, 2025, 6:01 PM

[sick perch]

hed better

not a single person is looking at that performance yesterday and saying “dillon gabriel”

“bailey zappe”

[livid quest]

God forbid a white boy get a little motion

[lean flower]

https://x.com/holderstephen/status/1998111281673359487?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Stephen Holder (@HolderStephen)

Colts coach Shane Steichen says QB Daniel Jones is scheduled for surgery within the week after confirmation of torn Achilles.

He added:

*Backup QB Riley Leonard is dealing w knee soreness but will "hopefully" be available Sunday.

*CB Charvarius Ward is in concussion protocol

X · Dec 8, 2025, 7:23 PM

[near knot]

Glad I didn't watch the second half so we could actually score some goals

Wolves 2 points in 15 games is wild

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1998180569935413461?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & @MikeGarafolo.

This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.

X · Dec 8, 2025, 11:59 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/elitetakes_/status/1998184099828416641?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[lean flower]

The last time Phillip Rivers threw a pass

• Jared Goff was a Ram
• Baker Mayfield was the Browns’ savior
• Jimmy Graham was TE1 for a Matt Nagy Bears playoff team
• Justin Fields was launching that famous TD to Olave vs Clemson
• Kyle Pitts was set to take over the universe

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1998214351610896851?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

Da'Shawn Hand picks off Jalen Hurts.
Da'Shawn Hand fumbles.
Jalen Hurts recovers.
Jalen Hurts fumbles.
Troy Dye recovers. @Chargers ball.

CHAOS!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 9, 2025, 2:13 AM

just jalen hurts getting -4 fantasy points in one play

[sick perch]

i havent been starting him i have goff and shedeur

[lean flower]

six turnovers in this half 😭

[cosmic fractal]

I’m glad, I had a tiring day yesterday

I was hoping for good news

Wait wait I just checked the scorers

my man!!! And
Bruno and Mbeumo ofc

[livid quest]

Jalen Hurts sucks

Though Eagles fans are just going to bleam everytging on Patullo

[pale jacinth]

I don’t mind as long as Southampton, Sheffield United, and Leicester don’t go up

[pale jacinth]

Fuck arne slot

[pale jacinth]

“Trump was right about everything” says everything about who he is

[sick perch]

eagles are first round exits

[deep flint]

so yesterday was a mess

Salah isn't going to Milan, so he's decided that today he wants to post a bunch of gym photos. Mate put two and two together

Fede is sick (pray for Star) but Gakpo is also injured so praying for Star is cancelled out, we have won at some cost and I do not even care because we don't have to see Salah and Gakpo be shit tonight

surely Arne Slot will be less stubborn than I am and realize that a 4-4-2 is actually viable and play it more frequently now that we're about to lose Salah for a month and possibly similar with Gakpo

[cosmic fractal]

@sick perch what I DO 💜 (stream Yves)

[idle drift]

https://www.newsweek.com/dave-portnoy-calling-for-murder-of-raiders-coach-sparks-backlash-11172050

[livid quest]

James P. “Sully” Sullivan tonight:

Four picks (Heaviest player in NFL history to do so, over 500 lbs heavier than Deangelo Hall)

A sack

a 60-yard catch

a touchdown catch

Over 110 yards of offense on 11 touches.

a fumble on a play where he got the interception

A 54-yard field goal in OT, in what turned out to be the game-winner.

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1998451191668248842?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN Sources: 44-year-old Philip Rivers, who has not played in the NFL since the 2020 COVID season, is signing to the QB-needy Indianapolis Colts practice squad.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 5:54 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1998466156928110804?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Playoff clinching scenarios! The #Broncos, #Patriots, and #Rams are win and in.

X · Dec 9, 2025, 6:53 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Boo rams

[lean flower]

one of the only hometown teams i’m pretty much neutral about

[sick perch]

i manifest their downfall bc la sports fans dont deserve nice things

[lean flower]

i concur

all my friends growing up liked teams from other places lol

[deep flint]

WE WON A MATCH (LiVARpool also existed for five seconds)

anyways Xabi may or may not be getting sacked after tomorrow, uh pray for SB if true (because new manager bounce effect and other semi related shit that might affect Barcelona)

[cosmic fractal]

No praying for star I see

[cosmic fractal]

The only rams fan I know is actually from NorCal and is also the Dortmund fan I mentioned

[sick perch]

https://x.com/ghettogronk/status/1998261642388455779?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

GhettoGronk (@GhettoGronk)

X · Dec 9, 2025, 5:21 AM

[pale jacinth]

If Xabi gets sacked, Arne gets sacked in 5 seconds

[deep flint]

trust me. I fucking know

and knowing that two of the data nerds went to Milan last night, yeah I'm not certain Slot is safe even with a 1-0 win

Salah needs to go though

regardless of what happens with Slot

[deep flint]

to clarify: data nerds = Edwards, Ward, and Hughes

aka current FSG CEO of football, Liverpool technical director, and Liverpool director of football respectively

[deep flint]

the only time Trent has beaten Vinicius in his entire life

[idle drift]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1998824005646647642

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Giants fired assistant DL coach Bryan Cox during the bye week. The final straw was his reaction to the seating arrangement being changed on the flight home from the Patriots game, when assistant coaches were moved from the front of the plane to the back, per @DDuggan21.

X · Dec 10, 2025, 6:35 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1998837612140745203?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Schefter: NFL will shorten time between picks in 1st round of draft from 10 to 8 minutes starting in 2026.

X · Dec 10, 2025, 7:29 PM

[sick perch]

andrew berry what can you do for me within 8 minutes

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1998889345676357941?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The NFL finalized its Week 17 schedule: Saturday, Dec. 27 will feature a doubleheader starting with the #Texans at #Chargers at 4:30 p.m. ET on NFL Network and ending with the Peacock Holiday Exclusive featuring the #Ravens at the #Packers at 8 p.m. ET.

X · Dec 10, 2025, 10:55 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1999156493485003114

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Terms update: Ravens are signing NT Travis Jones to a three-year, $40.5 million contract extension that ties him to Baltimore through the 2028 season.

X · Dec 11, 2025, 4:37 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1999170246352245076?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Steelers OLB TJ Watt is in the hospital undergoing medical evaluation of his lung after experiencing discomfort.

A statement from the team:

X · Dec 11, 2025, 5:31 PM

[sick perch]

what happened to the bucs

[near knot]

Kirk happened

[idle drift]

https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1998869489069523348?t=TfyaILvKy-4ilpxceR2Gow&s=19

Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel)

Sherrone Moore has been fired by Michigan, per @DanWetzel and @AdamSchefter. The firing is set to be for cause.

X · Dec 10, 2025, 9:36 PM

https://twitter.com/danwetzel/status/1998911000255541626?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel)

Breaking: Ex-Michigan coach Sherrone Moore was detained by police in Saline, Mich. this evening and turned over to police in Pittsfield Township for investigation into potential charges, reporting with @PeteThamel

X · Dec 11, 2025, 12:21 AM

[cosmic fractal]

So we might have Sesko back, but still no De Ligt

Also Big H too

On top of that, I didn’t know Sesko was sick, hoping he makes it through and then does a Pulisic, I.e. scores a game winning brace while recovering from the flu (in 10min!)

[near knot]

Sesko would be lovely to have back

But I just have a bad feel about Bournemouth game

Everytime we get closer to top 4 we take a step back

[ember nebula]

Oh it’s bad this morning.

plus i'm hungover. it's truly the worst timeline.

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1999876183794786746?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the #Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.

Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.

X · Dec 13, 2025, 4:16 PM

[idle drift]

For context Quinn Hughes is the 2nd best defenceman in the league

[sick perch]

explain in nfl terms

[night stirrup]

Eagles will run the table and win the sb

[deep flint]

pray for Wane and Cuddles... yeah y'all won that by own goal wildness

not particularly great

[deep flint]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1999912481938960893 🥹

James Milner (@JamesMilner)

Disappointing result but happy to be back out on the pitch and a special moment to play at Anfield wearing the #20 A massive thank you for the incredible welcome from the Anfield crowd ❤️YNWA
︀︀Also to the travelling fans for you continued support we need you over this period. #bhafc

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FxTwitter · Dec 13, 2025, 6:41 PM

Ibou (who actually is playing like he wants a new contract now) got his shirt too !!!

[cosmic fractal]

They showed the city game here…I wanted to watch the Geordie derby aka Sunderland vs Newcastle game damn it

[sick perch]

is it time to talk about the br0wns defense being nothing to rave over

chile im turning this off lemme go shovel my driveway

[lean flower]

I should've started loveland over hunter henry smh

[sick perch]

i benched him this week for fannin

[sick perch]

jeudy

https://tenor.com/view/speed-mad-angry-ishowspeed-sheisty-gif-13492318246358992086

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espn/status/2000314316780716206?s=46

ESPN (@espn)

The Chiefs have been eliminated from playoff contention for the first time since 2014.

X · Dec 14, 2025, 9:17 PM

[livid quest]

Flacco >>>> Burrow

[sick perch]

football is saved

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/2000359341376053420?s=46

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Patrick Mahomes diagnosed with torn ACL.

X · Dec 15, 2025, 12:16 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2000369403716899006?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Rams HC Sean McVay told reporters that Davante Adams’ hamstring injury “didn’t look good”, and the wide receiver’s status for Thursday night football against the Seahawks is in doubt.

X · Dec 15, 2025, 12:56 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/2000625497294926333?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Schultz: Packers EDGE Micah Parsons officially diagnosed with torn ACL.

X · Dec 15, 2025, 5:54 PM

[sick perch]

half of their team is in the hospital

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2000646042262311229?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Titans defensive tackle Jeffery Simmons’ home was broken into while the team was in Santa Clara, California, to face the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday night.

https://t.co/91t6AS7tLf

X · Dec 15, 2025, 7:16 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/2000663411462492557?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: The #Commanders have decided to shut down QB Jayden Daniels for the final 3 games, turning his focus to supporting Marcus Mariota.

Daniels was re-evaluated today & not yet cleared. With him expected to be medically ruled out vs. the #Eagles, then facing a short week vs.

X · Dec 15, 2025, 8:25 PM

[near knot]

😭 😭 😭

[lean flower]

heh

[cosmic fractal]

Not a draw for United

Someone asked for 8 goals for us…they kinda got it

[near knot]

What a rollercoaster game to watch

After the crazy saves from lammens in the last 5 minutes I ended up being ok with the point

Definitely been a better season than expected so far

Hope we can plug some gaps in the next 2 windows and challenge the title next year

Also Bruno still the goat ❤️

[lean flower]

pray for sb

doku out three weeks

[cosmic fractal]

Rippp, I didn’t see him in the city game the day before and was missing him

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/2000924837351465073?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨💣 Bruno Fernandes: “Man United wanted me to LEAVE last summer, I have that in my head”.

“I told the directors this, but I think they didn’t have the COURAGE to make that decision”, told Canal11.

“I decided to stay, also because of family reasons, but because I genuinely like

X · Dec 16, 2025, 1:43 PM

[ember nebula]

I cannot see his name without thinking for Star Wars chapters 1-3

[cosmic fractal]

I saw that right before I read kei’s messages Bruno don’t let the bad men win

[cosmic fractal]

Also did anyone see the rumors Bordalas (61 but looks 40s and Getafe manager) might take over palace

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/bengals-didnt-remove-snow-from-stadium-seats-in-apparent-violation-of-league-policy

[lean flower]

and where is glasner going, do u have an idea

[cosmic fractal]

Straight swap

Also we’re having a fire sale
In the midfield, including Bruno

[livid quest]

https://vxtwitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/2000991276318240915

Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg)

Snoop Dogg’s Holiday Halftime Party. 🎄
NFL Halftime Show on @netflix 12/25 ❄️ 🎤

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 16, 2025, 6:07 PM

[deep flint]

idk but I know where Guehi is going

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/2001314155924447371?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Rap: Tua Tagovailoa has been benched by the Dolphins.

Quinn Ewers will start Week 16.

X · Dec 17, 2025, 3:30 PM

[sick perch]

they waited until they were eliminated to do this

mike mcdaniel the man that u are

[lean flower]

as i’m in the semis with waddle..

am I about to put a second te in my flex spot, I think I will

[sick perch]

im in the third place game

i have jeanty in my flex rn but theyre playing houston this week might just sub him for metcalf

[idle drift]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6891825/2025/12/15/browns-shedeur-sanders-kevin-stefanski-wristband-play-sheet/

[livid quest]

https://x.com/frank_seravalli/status/2001353063257567372

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli)

Sources say @FenwaySportsGrp has reached an agreement to sell the #NHL’s @penguins to the Hoffmann family, a Chicago-based investment group led by David Hofmann.

Official announcement expected in coming days.

X · Dec 17, 2025, 6:05 PM

[lean flower]

cherki my pookie

[lean flower]

https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/2001498745528005098?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

Puka Nacua’s brother, Samson Nacua, has been arrested after allegedly stealing Los Angeles Lakers rookie Adou Thiero’s SUV, per @NBCLA

“Two men, including the brother of Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua, were arrested over the weekend after allegedly taking Los Angeles Lakers

X · Dec 18, 2025, 3:44 AM

[idle drift]

https://people.com/sherrone-moore-domestic-violence-michigan-affair-football-11870493

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_memes/status/2001853218549321818?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes)

Sam Darnold when the game matters most

X · Dec 19, 2025, 3:12 AM

[livid quest]

Update?

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/vikings-skol-minnesota-vikings-justin-jefferson-sam-darnold-gif-6953071465216422841

[lean flower]

bro delete it before u get suspended next week for my fantasy championship 🥀

[cosmic fractal]

Kobbie wants to permanently leave the club

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nhlflyers/status/2002037612857500113?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers)

X · Dec 19, 2025, 3:25 PM

[sick perch]

what happen

[tidal ferry]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2002050371309699220

Frandy (@friarison)

↪️ Replying to @NHLFlyers

@NHLFlyers For those that haven’t heard it

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 19, 2025, 4:16 PM

[sick perch]

weh

who is that being said to

[livid quest]

Broadcast partner

[sick perch]

this is so funny

[cosmic fractal]

They’re playing the city vs west ham game here

Haaland just scored another

West ham is going down but also goddamn Donnarumma doesnt make it easy for them

[lean flower]

pooks

[cosmic fractal]

Cherki? Oui, il est bon

[deep flint]

I WON AT WHAT COST (PRAY FOR STAR - ISAK FUCKED HIS KNEE BUT HE SCORED AND FLORIAN GOT AN ASSIST)

[cosmic fractal]

And your boy Hugo scored too

With an unfortunate celebration

Why did he pull his pants down like Lamine 😭

[livid quest]

A DISGUSTING ACT!

[deep flint]

Richarlison I hope you step on a lego

[deep flint]

oh boy really pray for Star here, the word on the scene is Isak tore his ACL ://////////

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/2002572380598907386?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Status alert: Jordan Love (concussion) won't return Saturday.

X · Dec 21, 2025, 2:50 AM

[tidal ferry]

the bears have plot armor

[sick perch]

packers choke at the end of the game where have i seen this before

[lean flower]

lmfao

no way

[sick perch]

packers…

what a throw

[cosmic fractal]

Kobbie out and only choice is Ugarte to replace Case

[cosmic fractal]

Is the hate watcher online today

[cosmic fractal]

Oh villa scored right as I tune in😭

[lean flower]

yes

I woke up late and didn’t want to get out of bed

[cosmic fractal]

I watched the last 12 min of the barca game before finding the stream

And then I saw the cunha goal

BRUNO NOOO

[lean flower]

bang

[cosmic fractal]

Morgan Rodgers please get sued by Cole Palmer

For impersonating his celebration smh

[lean flower]

caleb williams did it too last night

[cosmic fractal]

Smh Palmer why aren’t you suing

[lean flower]

actually not the first time iirc

[cosmic fractal]

Set piece fc vibes save me

My stream is dying

Cunha 😭

[lean flower]

heh

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/sadhotgirl-gif-22293008

Keistie you missed it

[sick perch]

dillon gabriel minutes

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-kendrick-kdot-super-bowl-2025-gif-11954389128205604241

[sick perch]

hospital game rn

[sick perch]

raheim sanders

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-girl-biting-finger-at-football-game-gif-14721946310722903004

[lean flower]

josh allen in my lineup: 6.9 points
herbert on my bench: 30.2 points

😊

[livid quest]

Madison Beer > Hailee Steinfield

[lean flower]

https://x.com/danieloyefusi/status/2002849421592076665?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Daniel Oyefusi (@DanielOyefusi)

Browns RB Quinshon Judkins dislocated his ankle and fractured his fibula, per Kevin Stefanski.

X · Dec 21, 2025, 9:11 PM

[deep flint]

thank you Aston Villa for beating United, I strongly appreciate the help to stay top 5

Also Isak update: it's not his ACL thank fuck but looks like Van de Ven broke his fucking leg

[sick perch]

fuuu

[deep flint]

is this not just current Arsenal, they played yesterday /hj

[livid quest]

Ravens https://tenor.com/view/squidward-fork-swallow-squidward-tentacles-sponge-bob-gif-10721523

[deep flint]

pray for Star, Isak had surgery (ankle and fractured leg) and no return date known yet

https://tenor.com/view/mini-golf-mini-golf-vine-rip-vine-mini-golf-failure-vine-mini-golf-failure-gif-5968695680522657925

fuck you Micky Van de Ven

[cosmic fractal]

so Semenyo may choose City…didn’t rate him anyways

[near knot]

Yes just like cherki

[cosmic fractal]

Yes but Harry traumatized him so much he decided he needs to defeat us in a derby

[lean flower]

we didn’t need him

[near knot]

That night was so magical

1999 UCL vibes

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/brennan-johnson-brennan-johnson-united-brennan-johnson-europa-gif-2503559040913076821

[near knot]

Alright Mr plastic fantastic

[lean flower]

been a fan for well over a decade and have been to the etihad but sure

happy chrysler

[cosmic fractal]

Merry Christmas guys

[cosmic fractal]

Why did no one tell me about Girona FC’s cutie patootie mascot named Canya

[tidal ferry]

merry chrysler

[idle drift]

Merry Christmas

[cosmic fractal]

Another 8pm GMT game

[cosmic fractal]

Ou city is drawing with forest atm, pls pls forest do the funny thing as an early bday present

Nm too late, take the draw back forest!

[deep flint]

AYO ALL FOUR OF MY MEOW MEOWS ARE STARTING !!!!!!!!!

[cosmic fractal]

I think I might be able to see the Liverpool game on the tv without a stream here

I know they advertised it and a city game

[cosmic fractal]

Wait wirtz scored???

Star cheers

[lean flower]

cherki my pookie

[lean flower]

https://x.com/touchlinex/status/2004507103746998405?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The top 10 worst signings by Manchester United since the Sir Alex Ferguson era, as per Telegraph:

1. Jadon Sancho
2. Antony
3. Alexis Sanchez
4. Andre Onana
5. Angel Di Maria
6. Donny van de Beek
7. Bastian Schweinsteiger
8. Morgan Schneiderlin
9. Manuel Ugarte
10.

X · Dec 26, 2025, 10:58 AM

[tidal ferry]

happy birthday windy

[cosmic fractal]

Thank you goorry

[deep flint]

uh not much going on at the moment is there (Liverpool for the love of all things sign a CB)

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Your team fired the set piece guy

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https://x.com/boston25/status/2006036429130883526

Boston 25 News (@boston25)

BREAKING: Patriots star Stefon Diggs facing strangulation, assault charges https://t.co/r45PAufQnL

X · Dec 30, 2025, 4:15 PM

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We are down another attacker (my poor man)

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weh

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Cardi girl….run

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yeah I'm trying to manifest a bit more than sacking the set piece coach

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pray for Windy and Kei

context: United let Wolves have the same amount of points as a triangle in December

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https://x.com/wcvb/status/2006403796000215190?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB)

New England Patriots star defensive tackle Christian Barmore is facing a domestic assault charge, according to court documents out of Attleborough District Court.
Details: https://t.co/eVdBhhMCCq

X · Dec 31, 2025, 4:35 PM

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West Ham gave Wolves their first win

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the hammers are going down boys

the olympic stadium becoming a championship stadium is gonna be so funny to see

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Some fans are saying they’re on the way to league one too they’ve lost hope

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anyways James Milner is turning 16 for the 24th time today might just be me celebrating though because I don't know if SB is still upset with him for scoring that pen winner vs City or not

PRELIMINARY PRAY FOR STAR, NO HUGO (MINOR INJURY) AND WE HAVE GAKPO STARTING

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Leeds…ugh

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Nm Cunha did it