Sports

[cosmic fractal]

Wait last min winning goal for Liverpool coming soon

Even tho it’s 2-1

[deep flint]

PRAY FOR WATHOMBE BUT ALSO 2-1 WIN WITHOUT ISAK AND WIRTZ STARTING AND WITHOUT NEEDING TO SCORE A 105TH MINUTE WINNER

PROGRESS

ALSO FUCK YOU GREALISH

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Now whatd he do

[deep flint]

make Bradley want to fight him from the looks of it

laughs y'all must have not watched him vs Atletico with Isak because the two were elevating each other

it will come soon

also i wasn't even upset my Italian meow meow didn't even make the bench because Slot basically gave the Chiesa stans warning when he said everyone was fit yesterday

anyways please have this adorable picture of Fede 😍 I want to frame this

[cosmic fractal]

Cute; also not DCL scoring for Leeds

[idle drift]

https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/raye-headline-nfl-halftime-show-london-game-1236070829/

[lean flower]

still

I have an agenda to run, warra g/a

it’s all banter don’t take me too serious

[near knot]

Gonna give me PTSD from Raye being the support for Lana in Scotland instead of Addison

I'm so happy I don't have to watch garnacho score on us today

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First Omg more support for United, @lean flower youre over next derby I hope /s

but garna is on the bench so there’s a chance

[near knot]

Yeah I thought I jinxed it phew

What a painful watch the last 10mins

Who knows how it would've gone without the reds, but we looked deadly at the start regardless

I want to believe 🙏

[lean flower]

beating manchester united isn’t for everyone..

[cosmic fractal]

Arsenal coming at you with another win for them

Esp with mister grocery bag as you said

[lean flower]

https://x.com/thehatecentral/status/1969461977299697916?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Hater Central (@TheHateCentral)

Benjamin Sesko vs Chelsea:

45 Minutes
0 Goals/Assists
0 Shots
0 Key Passes
0 Dribbles
3 Passes Completed

AIR TESCO 006 💫💫💫

X · Sep 20, 2025, 6:01 PM

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Scandinavian Central in North London save me tomorrow pleek

[near knot]

Hahaa love the pettiness

[deep flint]

the London and Manchester clubs beating each other up, glad to fucking know we have the league locked

sorry Wathombe you're a unfortunate victim

[ember nebula]

I was out late and only caught the last 15 minutes of the match. It’s not the worst result in the world, and we’re playing well and getting results elsewhere. Seems like it’s going to be a better season.

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Lmao he and Amad swapped shirts

[near knot]

Damn the fan base is being so toxic to amad now, yeah he fucked up the sesko tap in, but taking a pic with a mate is fine

Plus he's still a really talented young player, when they moved him to RWB he was a lot better

[cosmic fractal]

Amad does have a history of erasing his insta tho

I think the last time he did so he claimed it was for religious reasons?

[near knot]

Think I remember that, it's not crazy, I've seen plenty people wipe their posts, probably just wanted to clear his head after all the negativity

I think we'll see some changes after the reaction to the game, everyone wants sesko to succeed

Sesko is also better than hojlund in terms of possession and passing, so he is still contributing in my mind

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https://theramswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/rams/2025/09/21/rams-eagles-nick-hampton-out-illness-cheesesteak/86277138007/

[deep flint]

incoming Arsenal slander alert, I know one of y'all is an Arsenal fan but I can't remember who so be warned

why is Arteta still manager at Arsenal when he does THIS

https://fixupx.com/xgphilosophy/status/1969794825181450505?s=46

The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy)

Arsenal created 0.00(xG) in the first 30 minutes against Man City.

**💬 22 🔁 102 ❤️ 400 👁️ 24.2K **

FixupX · Sep 21, 2025, 4:04 PM

[lean flower]

trust the process

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https://theeagleswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2025/09/21/dom-disandro-fined-75k-for-texting-during-preseason-game-vs-jets/86278714007/

https://vxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1969492455885066594

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The NFL fined #Cowboys WRs CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens $14,491 each for unsportsmanlike conduct/violent gesture on this touchdown celebration last week.

Pickens was also fined another $14,491 for removing his helmet before leaving the field. No flags were thrown. https://t.co/mgcgN3vhLg

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 20, 2025, 8:02 PM

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1969492765357600870

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

CeeDee Lamb was fined another $11,593 for taunting on a separate play. So all total, $55,066 in fines for Dallas’ receiver duo in Week 2.

X · Sep 20, 2025, 8:04 PM

https://vxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1969492995536834716

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The NFL fined #Giants OL James Hudson $12,172 for unnecessary roughness on this play.

Hudson was flagged four times — including two personal fouls — on New York’s opening drive last week against Dallas.

https://t.co/U4QESvfjNr

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 20, 2025, 8:04 PM

https://vxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1969494026228310272

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The NFL fined #Eagles RB Saquon Barkley $46,371 for unnecessary roughness/use of the helmet on this play last week. No flag was thrown.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 20, 2025, 8:09 PM

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Wane and Free Cuddles anyone

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Heh

[lean flower]

we let “martinelli” score

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Oh wow Arsenal tied

Not the updated name

[lean flower]

uno reversed arteta just to concede

I want to harm myself

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https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/EioT9lRkuh ????? Pep…

[lean flower]

congrats star

[lean flower]

https://x.com/thehatecentral/status/1969817347646230720?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Hater Central (@TheHateCentral)

Viktor Gyokeres vs Manchester City:

0 Goals/Assists
0 Shots
0 Dribbles
0 Key Passes
13 Possessions Lost

G-SHOCKERES 👏👏👏

X · Sep 21, 2025, 5:33 PM

I’m coming away with something

[near knot]

Falcons just tackled themselves on a punt return, story of the game so far

[lean flower]

and cutting koo just for parker romo to miss twice.. 😭

https://x.com/philmackey/status/1969832926058578108?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Phil Mackey 🎙 (@PhilMackey)

Isaiah Rodgers is having -- no hyperbole -- one of the greatest defensive games of ALL TIME right now.

Pick-6 TD
Forced fumble TD
Saved TD 1-on-1 vs. Ja'Marr Chase in end zone
Another forced fumble

It's not halftime yet.

X · Sep 21, 2025, 6:35 PM

[sick perch]

unserious team

[near knot]

Falcons and man u win the same weekend challenge

I am so close to turning this game off 😭

[cosmic fractal]

Me but with the Niners (we should be fine, Mac jones save me ex pat friend)

[lean flower]

guess who scored

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-torres-kiss-blaugranatti-gif-17148254764953199745

[cosmic fractal]

Your son scored omg

[sick perch]

bengals are losing by how much

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Another shark goal???

[idle drift]

San Jose aren't playing for another 4 hours though?

[sick perch]

i am so tired of the offense on the cleveland football team

browns?

[lean flower]

wtf

😭

[sick perch]

omg

https://tenor.com/view/noose-moe-szyslak-not-today-old-friend-the-simpsons-gif-15987627

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brb watching Tom Grossi's reaction

https://vxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1969856024971743741

NFL (@NFL)

EAGLES BLOCK THE KICK AND JORDAN DAVIS SCORES A TOUCHDOWN BECAUSE WHY NOT

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 21, 2025, 8:07 PM

https://vxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1969857112261189911

NFL (@NFL)

JETS BLOCK THE FIELD GOAL. THEY'VE COME BACK FROM 17 POINTS DOWN TO TAKE THE LEAD.

NYJvsTB on FOX/FOX One
http://watch.nfl.com https://t.co/dinScActDQ

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 21, 2025, 8:11 PM

[lean flower]

as the bucs win

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https://vxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1969859457992859836

NFL (@NFL)

Bucs win on a last-second field goal!

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 21, 2025, 8:21 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/nflfantasy/status/1969868215477305724?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL Fantasy Football (@NFLFantasy)

FLEA FLICKER 🚨

CALEB WILLIAMS 🎯 LUTHER BURDEN III

65 YARDS. WOW.
https://t.co/9QDlzkmK6v

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 21, 2025, 8:55 PM

this was insane live

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1969872218013467084?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Chargers RB Najee Harris is being carried off the field with a non-contact apparent Achilles injury.

X · Sep 21, 2025, 9:11 PM

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holy moly

[deep flint]

man misses Klopp so much that he's making out with other men /joke (obviously, do not gay ship IRL people I beg)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1969938889482916161?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

Cardinals RB James Conner to undergo ankle surgery, out indefinitely. (via @RapSheet)

X · Sep 22, 2025, 1:36 AM

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https://fixvx.com/michaelfhurley/status/1969965305553445084?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Michael Hurley (@michaelFhurley)

Unreal sequence of red zone quarterbacking by Russell Wilson. Incredible.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 22, 2025, 3:21 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1970192328292978872?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Tests today showed that 49ers Pro Bowl DE Nick Bosa suffered a season-ending torn ACL during Sunday’s win over Arizona, sources tell ESPN. It’s a clean tear, but Bosa now will need season-ending surgery.

X · Sep 22, 2025, 6:23 PM

pray for windy

[sick perch]

team cant catch a break

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https://tenor.com/view/sonic-tails-sonic-boom-multi-tails-gif-240006344031290700

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https://fixvx.com/mustbemarisa87/status/1969860851881451873?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Marisa Marino (@mustbemarisa87)

Jets (0–3) vs Dolphins (0–3) on Monday Night Football coming up. Truly a gift to the nation. Cancel your plans. History will be made.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 21, 2025, 8:26 PM

[near knot]

Ooh dembele

He's a cutie

[lean flower]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1970215754697212375?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Just in: Houston Rockets' Fred VanVleet has suffered a torn ACL, sources tell ESPN. A devastating, potentially season-ending loss for the Rockets with their starting point guard and leader.

X · Sep 22, 2025, 7:56 PM

[sick perch]

ravens defense

[lean flower]

the fact that monty played like prime lt or ap

[idle drift]

No they catch too many breaks

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https://x.com/TBTimes_Rays/status/1970206045562667201

Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays)

BREAKING: MLB owners today unanimously approved Patrick Zalupski's group as the new owners of the #Rays, pending formal closing of the sale expected later this week.
"It's good to go," MLB commissioner Rob Manfred said.
Story soon on https://t.co/Vy8xnjpbqP.

X · Sep 22, 2025, 7:18 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1970525284685275184?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

A QB change: Giants are planning to start rookie Jaxson Dart on Sunday vs. the Chargers, sources told ESPN.

X · Sep 23, 2025, 4:26 PM

[idle drift]

I would have done Winston this week and have debut against the Saints

[idle drift]

https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/breaking-news/article/chargers-rb-najee-harris-out-for-2025-season-with-achilles-injury-211823539.html

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/jerry-jones-if-we-can-trade-packers-picks-for-a-really-special-player-well-do-it

https://vxtwitter.com/MLB/status/1970546182893248800

MLB (@MLB)

BREAKING: Major League Baseball will use the Automated Ball-Strike Challenge System (ABS) during the entire 2026 season

ABS CHALLENGE RULES:

- Each team will get two challenges and can keep them if they're successful

- Challenges can only be initiated by a pitcher, catcher, or batter, and the request must come right after the pitch

- To signal a challenge, the pitcher, catcher, or batter will tap his hat or helmet to let the umpire know

- No help from the dugout or other players on the field is allowed

- In each extra inning, a team will be awarded a challenge if it has none remaining entering the inning

The ABS Challenge System powered by T-Mobile 5G network uses cameras set up around the perimeter of the field to track the location of each pitch and a graphic on the scoreboard shows the result of the challenge

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 23, 2025, 5:49 PM

[ember nebula]

who up watching cup matches?

[sick perch]

its so funny but not funny

[cosmic fractal]

Late but star

[ember nebula]

fucking moyes

at least wrexham is through

[cosmic fractal]

Boo wrexham /s

[deep flint]

pray for Star because Leoni (Italian CB third choice) got injured and had to be carried off... but also MY ITALIAN MEOW MEOW GOT TWO ASSISTS

also Hugo got a double yellow for taking his shirt off on the second goal BUT CHIESA GOT TWO ASSISTS

[deep flint]

pray for Star again... Leoni fucked his ACL

https://tenor.com/view/mini-golf-mini-golf-vine-rip-vine-mini-golf-failure-vine-mini-golf-failure-gif-5968695680522657925

[deep flint]

this is my equivalent of the peaky blinders gif btw

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https://vxtwitter.com/Glock_Topickz/status/1970590995075960979

Glock Topickz (@Glock_Topickz)

Chris Blake Griffith details the night he alleges Stefon Diggs drugged him, jerked off in front of him, and then put his tongue in his ear.

Griffith alleges Diggs tried to ‘unalive’ him for turning down his advances

Digg’s brother, Darez, was arrested on another occasion for showing up to Griffith’s home with other men, attacking and robbing him

🎥: @UNWINEWITHTASHA

QRT: Glock_Topickz
Chris Blake Griffith says he’s disgusted that Stefon Diggs was given an @UGG campaign with Sarah Jessica Parker after what he allegedly did to him

“So Stefon drugged me, attempted to sexually assault me.. and UGG gave him a campaign???” https://t.co/cQeQwHPzur

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 23, 2025, 8:47 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1970921701408940176?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: Eagles OLB Nolan Smith strained his triceps Sunday, and now is expected to be sidelined through the team’s Nov. 2 bye. He could return for the Monday night Nov. 10 game at Green Bay. Smith had triceps surgery a week after the Super Bowl and aggravated the injury last

X · Sep 24, 2025, 6:42 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Da goat returns for Europa

[cosmic fractal]

Oh Juli got a hattrick

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1970962915743436962?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Chiefs listed WR Xavier Worthy as a full participant in today’s practice, putting him on track to play Sunday against Baltimore.

X · Sep 24, 2025, 9:25 PM

I should end myself now

[cosmic fractal]

What if I told you the Fenway company wants to own getafe too

[sick perch]

https://fixvx.com/nfl/status/1971372813786231045?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

NFL (@NFL)

The Seahawks get the interception...
But then the Cardinals get the ball back on a fumble!

SEAvsAZ on Prime Video
Also streaming on @NFLPlus https://t.co/7Hdh0YfwJu

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 26, 2025, 12:34 AM

[lean flower]

i got points for that interception

not sure if that’s intended since they got the ball back

so i guess it counts since the pick is still in kyler’s stats

[lean flower]

mhj..

[sick perch]

praying for your fantasy

[lean flower]

I'm fine lol

seahawks d/st, walker and mcbride

[sick perch]

this game is too funny

will laugh so hard if seattle chokes this away

michael wilson ascension

close

[lean flower]

how did my 3 slots manage to score an equal amount of points

12 points each

[cosmic fractal]

Jeez what happened to Barca

3 injury reports in one week

[high seal]

who's interested in fantasy basketball this year??

[cosmic fractal]

Wait you have Yamal back

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1971645083234795589?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Shane Tamura, the man who killed four people and then himself in a July shooting at NFL headquarters, was posthumously diagnosed with chronic traumatic encephalopathy, according to a statement from the New York City Officer of the Chief Medical Examiner.

https://t.co/gR0ImMRjtJ

X · Sep 26, 2025, 6:36 PM

[deep flint]

pray for Star, Slot's bogeyman (Nuno) is back after West Ham sacked Potter finally

[deep flint]

SB should have no problems with that given he's a City supporter ffs, CFG makes even the Red Bull ownership look semisane

and that's saying something because Red Bull did that shit first

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I- not nuno getting a job within two weeks damn

[near knot]

We are so fucking shit

[sick perch]

me every sunday

[cosmic fractal]

Oh Neptune

I just read the score

No lemmens yet is a smh situation

Sub him in, no maz or Licha is unfortunate

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SESKOOOO

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Woooooo

[near knot]

Finally

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Let’s go

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Must be a weight off

He had to hit it 3 times to score 😭

[cosmic fractal]

Scrappy first goals for a striker

Tale as old as time

Rasmus baby I miss u

[near knot]

Bayindir has been good this game tbf, made a few great saves but he's just getting pummeled with point blank shots by brentford

[cosmic fractal]

Can’t believe Henderson is helping embarrass us

I’m not watching since I’m traveling tomo

[near knot]

I wanted rasmus to come good so bad

[cosmic fractal]

And have to pack

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Same

At least he and Scott are happy

[near knot]

He cared so much

Just had no support

[near knot]

Yee

[cosmic fractal]

He posted on his story a pic of the two of them and it was so cute

[near knot]

So happy for them

[lean flower]

pray for windy

and kei

oh my dayssss

[near knot]

No comment

[lean flower]

pray for star

thank you palace and brentford

and the madrid derby is the cherry on top

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https://tenor.com/view/mario-kart-luigi-death-stare-luigi-death-stare-staring-gif-19058464

First of all to get everything off my chest I took the stairs to my room /s; second I see Alvarez scored

Wait grizzou scored

[lean flower]

I forgot about wirtz 007

[idle drift]

https://sports.yahoo.com/article/76ers-commanders-owner-josh-harris-184129166.html

[deep flint]

I woke up at 4:30am so I took a nap after I watched the first half

Chiesa apology arc is going really well I see

[idle drift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IW6aLvUFM3g?si=SV8tUeCU6qUw5cz9

https://twitter.com/ravens/status/1972029669148184986?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens)

We have placed Nnamdi Madubuike and Broderick Washington on injured reserve.

We have signed DE Brent Urban and TE Zaire Mitchell-Paden to the 53-man roster. We have also elevated DT C.J. Okoye and NT Josh Tupou from the practice squad for tomorrow’s game.

X · Sep 27, 2025, 8:04 PM

[cosmic fractal]

What is this

A rerun of the game is on the tv…I quickly changed channels

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1972268480675119284?s=46

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Steelers’ trip to Dublin wasn’t without some drama: Sources say backup QB Skylar Thompson got jumped and robbed Friday night in Dublin.

Thompson, who is on injured reserve, suffered minor injuries but is OK and with the team.

Statement from Steelers Spokesman Burt

X · Sep 28, 2025, 11:53 AM

[sick perch]

this wasnt a real football game

[idle drift]

https://www.nfl.com/news/giants-qb-russell-wilson-expected-to-emerge-as-trade-candidate-following-benching

[sick perch]

dont even think about it browns

[lean flower]

trying to sneak it in with flacco 😭

but at least yall scored on the 4th & goal

[sick perch]

that drive was starting to make me mad

luckily detroit dline doesnt wake up until the half

these missed holding calls

[lean flower]

damn it they got the winner

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1972347654530031670?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

BLOCKED! @EAGLES RETURN IT FOR THE TD!

PHIvsTB on FOX/FOX One
http://watch.nfl.com https://t.co/XRwYRa8Rye

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 28, 2025, 5:08 PM

[sick perch]

flacco…

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https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-laugh-funny-gif-6215748015975635821

get 15 off the field holy crap

[lean flower]

real,

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1972363731398226225?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Giants star WR Malik Nabers is down and injured.

X · Sep 28, 2025, 6:12 PM

[sick perch]

oof

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1972368651887034758?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

Chase McLaughlin drills a 65-YARD FG at the end of the half 💥

PHIvsTB on FOX/FOX One
http://watch.nfl.com https://t.co/jP3GPQKJOO

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 28, 2025, 6:31 PM

[sick perch]

yeesh

Chris Paul hits huge three to cut the lead down to 42

[near knot]

More... MORE

[sick perch]

whats going on in buffalo

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1972374510587552197?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Giants WR Malik Nabers is believed to have torn his ACL, per me and @TomPelissero. A crushing blow.

X · Sep 28, 2025, 6:55 PM

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Hi in Lisbon now

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1972384772929331668

NFL (@NFL)

KALIF RAYMOND 65-YARD TOUCHDOWN ON A PUNT RETURN

CLEvsDET on FOX/FOX One
http://watch.nfl.com https://t.co/yJ7rP8rcAs

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 28, 2025, 7:35 PM

[near knot]

Ooh nice, on holiday?

[sick perch]

https://x.com/danieloyefusi/status/1972386540732195205?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Daniel Oyefusi (@DanielOyefusi)

From ESPN Research: Joe Flacco's six interceptions are the most by a Browns QB through the first four games of a season since Baker Mayfield's 6 in 2019.

X · Sep 28, 2025, 7:42 PM

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Whew I needed that today

Now just need buccs to stay down

[cosmic fractal]

Yes

[near knot]

Jealous, hope the weather is nice for you 🙏

[cosmic fractal]

Wait Allegri is cooking for Milan, they beat Napoli (sorry ex-Reds on the team)

[lean flower]

watching this game

I want to harm myself pep graphic

[deep flint]

pray for SB

reason: Rodri

more specifically, the same knee that Partey decided to destroy for fun

[lean flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922928755532505109/1393081877597913148/Gvi_jHIXcAAOs-d-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[livid quest]

Lamar Turndaballova

[livid quest]

https://bsky.app/profile/diannarussini.bsky.social/post/3lzwl3b6mw22w

Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social)

Lamar Jackson (hamstring) is questionable to return to Sunday’s game against the Chiefs, per Tracy Wolfson.

Bluesky · Sep 28, 2025, 10:44 PM

https://tenor.com/view/badass-logan-paul-suicide-forest-gif-10480019074135071168

sb right now

https://bsky.app/profile/sports.thebaltimorebanner.com/post/3lzwlpm2kwl2p

Baltimore Banner Sports (@sports.thebaltimorebanner.com)

Ravens who have left this game with injury:

❌ QB Lamar Jackson (questionable)
❌ LB Roquan Smith (out)
❌ LT Ronnie Stanley (questionable)
❌ CB Marlon Humphrey (out)
❌ CB Nate Wiggins (carted to locker room)

Bluesky · Sep 28, 2025, 10:55 PM

[sick perch]

fraud team

[livid quest]

Brock Turndaballova

[lean flower]

justice hill

[livid quest]

https://vxtwitter.com/1kalwaysopen_/status/1972421757308215663

AJ BROWN (@1kalwaysopen_)

https://t.co/YskCnXihdP

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 28, 2025, 10:02 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Apparently unc modric washed unc de Bruyne today

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1972468772632985767?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

BLOCKED AND RETURNED FOR 2️⃣

GBvsDAL on NBC
Stream on @NFLPlus + Peacock https://t.co/v9hXQILmgR

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 29, 2025, 1:09 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1972480902740811870?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bad Bunny will be the halftime performer for Super Bowl LX on Sunday, Feb. 8, 2026, at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California.

X · Sep 29, 2025, 1:57 AM

[lean flower]

tie..

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/jvillainspod/status/1972441019884200361?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

J-Villains Podcast (@JVillainsPod)

Coen had some words for Salah

Had to hold my HC back

ENJOY THIS L!! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/WFs3BR0fj2

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 28, 2025, 11:19 PM

https://x.com/CornDoggyLOL/status/1972516638164758569

CornDoggyLOL (@CornDoggyLOL)

SCORIGAMI!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

X · Sep 29, 2025, 4:19 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1972681367533007320?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

An MRI today confirmed that Giants standout WR Malik Nabers suffered a season-ending torn ACL during Sunday’s game vs. the Chargers, per source.

X · Sep 29, 2025, 3:14 PM

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1972679174805397982?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Texans are trading OT Cam Robinson to the #Browns per me and @TomPelissero. It's a 6th round/7th round pick swap in 2027.

X · Sep 29, 2025, 3:05 PM

[sick perch]

why is stefanski so bad at press conferences

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1972725270282186914?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Giants owner John Mara announced he is battling cancer.

X · Sep 29, 2025, 6:08 PM

[lean flower]

I’m gonna kms with all these injuries

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1972754422309818529?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Week 6 schedule change:

🏈49ers—Bucs moved from 1:00 ET to 4:25 ET.

🏈Patriots—Saints moved from 4:25 ET to 1:00 PM ET.

X · Sep 29, 2025, 8:04 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1972827172302983320?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill is being carted off with a left leg injury.

X · Sep 30, 2025, 12:53 AM

[near knot]

Cursed season

Feels bad just want burrow back

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1972977766065988073?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill has torn multiple ligaments in his dislocated knee, including his ACL, ending his season and giving him a long road ahead for 2026, source says.

He’ll have surgery today to repair the significant injury.

X · Sep 30, 2025, 10:52 AM

[sick perch]

[lean flower]

https://x.com/sleeperbengals/status/1972862840278237668?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

SleeperBengals (@SleeperBengals)

The result of every Bengals drive on offense the last two games:

Punt
INT
Punt
Punt
Field Goal
Fumble
Fumble
Fumble
Punt
INT
Touchdown
Punt
Punt
Field Goal
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
…

X · Sep 30, 2025, 3:15 AM

[sick perch]

would love to see this for the browns

[cosmic fractal]

Stars team not off to a good start oop

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1973104335950119041?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Dillon Gabriel expected to start at QB for Browns Week 5, per @mzenitz.

X · Sep 30, 2025, 7:15 PM

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-wake-up-gif-24949383

stunt on em for me twin

[lean flower]

pray for star

alisson subbed off for injury

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

Star rn

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1973138714067869919?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨⚠️ Arne Slot announces Alisson will be out against Chelsea with an injury: “It is never a positive sign when a player has to go off like this”.

“Alisson will not be available to play on Saturday”.

X · Sep 30, 2025, 9:31 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Not this, star gets me

[deep flint]

both meow meows out for the count

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_scorigami/status/1973383802702483565?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami)

Score Update:

CHI 25 - LV 24
Final

This game has a 32.94% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 44-25 (922.87%)

X · Oct 1, 2025, 1:45 PM

[sick perch]

what does he know

[idle drift]

https://www.baltimoresun.com/2025/09/30/baltimore-ravens-lamar-jackson-could-miss-several-games-hamstring-injury/

[deep flint]

you know I'll just post the peaky blinders gif for SB

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

I've been temporarily furloughed because of the shutdown so I can relate

[idle drift]

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas-cowboys-george-pickens-flabbergasted-learn-nfl-games-could-end-tie

[cosmic fractal]

Blurry I know but I passed by Benfica’s stadium

[cosmic fractal]

Wait what happened to chiesa

[lean flower]

not chiesa

etikite

[cosmic fractal]

Oh right

Which game are you going to prioritize watching, city or Barca

[lean flower]

barca on the tv, city on my laptop

[lean flower]

nvm other way around, thought the spanish network would carry barca but they're showing city instead..

[lean flower]

FERRAN

[cosmic fractal]

Meanwhile the hotels here will show the full sporting or Benfica games in the lobby but not the room

[near knot]

Can you ask them to take ruben

[near knot]

Everyone getting injured, it's falcon time to shine 🙏

[cosmic fractal]

They took Jose already…unless we can swap

[near knot]

I don't hate the idea 🤔

[cosmic fractal]

Also Our boy Rasmus scored for Napoli

Me too tho

[lean flower]

who assisted

[cosmic fractal]

Thank you kdb

I saw Rashford helped ferran

Your turn to thank a Manchester player /s

Ou not the tie

[lean flower]

thanks rashford

haaland againnnn

[cosmic fractal]

Twice??

[lean flower]

and kdb again

killing myself

[cosmic fractal]

ALLEZ LES BLEUS (I was in France for a few days and enjoyed it more than Lisbon so far)

Je suis desolée Barca

[lean flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922928755532505109/1393081877597913148/Gvi_jHIXcAAOs-d-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1973512799780540460?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

#Colts CB Xavien Howard has retired.

X · Oct 1, 2025, 10:18 PM

[sick perch]

week 4 retirement

[deep flint]

well Chiesa was out with a knock so

Ekitike also is injured but he isn't meow meow status yet

[cosmic fractal]

[deep flint]

I miss Fede

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ambowski/status/1973438898157265275?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Amb ⚡️👸🏻 (@ambowski)

https://t.co/BRThJ8ob67 I legit had to look to see if this is real. I have no words.

X · Oct 1, 2025, 5:24 PM

let’s quit our j*bs and work for the la chargers

[sick perch]

applied

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1973479788120777140

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Brock Purdy (toe), Ricky Pearsall (knee), Jauan Jennings (ankle, ribs) are out Thursday night vs. the Rams.

X · Oct 1, 2025, 8:07 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for star

[near knot]

I know that's right 😤

[lean flower]

I'm about to get annihilated by cmc in fantasy

[deep flint]

it's okay Mamardashvili's last season was the fluke

[cosmic fractal]

SB this is why she didn’t choose to be Barca’s sponsor

[lean flower]

https://x.com/vaibhav_hatwal/status/1973976033608212502?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Vaibhav Hatwal ◟̽◞̽ 🤧 (@vaibhav_hatwal)

Lyrics

I slipped on a banana, lost my lid,
Whistle blows fast, penalty de favor Real Madrid

X · Oct 3, 2025, 4:58 AM

[cosmic fractal]

That’s more like an Olivia Rodrigo lyric tbh

[lean flower]

https://x.com/sevillafc_eng/status/1974121958657962161?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Sevilla FC (@SevillaFC_ENG)

Always been more of a Dua Lipa fan anyway 🎧

X · Oct 3, 2025, 2:38 PM

sevilla admin cooking

[deep flint]

Taylor Swift is even more dead to me /j

[idle drift]

https://x.com/Ravens/status/1974208111377289424

Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens)

We are terribly saddened to learn of Arthur Jones’ sudden passing.

X · Oct 3, 2025, 8:21 PM

[cosmic fractal]

@near knot lemmens start

[lean flower]

work was cancelled

[near knot]

Yeee

Good game to start him in

Saw Cunha is on the bench but he felt off in the Brentford match

[lean flower]

i was gonna get some more sleep but i feel rested, so time for a hate watch

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-gif-26051005

[lean flower]

since when does xhaka play for sunderland 😭

[near knot]

He's been killing it for them

He's gonna tear us apart 😭

Wooooooooh

I can unclench now

[near knot]

SESKOOOOOO

[lean flower]

hate watch unsuccessful

but we have another opportunity for chelsea and liverpool

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[near knot]

Lammens giving me hope

And loving the 80s hair

[idle drift]

This is me when everyone else is talking about soccer here https://youtube.com/shorts/g8c9S9ZktQk?si=SwSfEQeCDzsOijhB

[near knot]

I was actually thinking today that the play not stopping for ads must be weird for Americans

[lean flower]

https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1974494307144053241?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

JPA (@jasrifootball)

Wild: Mac Jones told his teammates that while standing on his balcony Thursday morning, he saw a dead body floating in the water, per @DMRussini

X · Oct 4, 2025, 3:18 PM

[lean flower]

not at all, I’ve been watching the footy for more than half my life atp

caicedo banger damn

[near knot]

Yeah it would be weird if you weren't used to it

A nice change tho

An NFL game taking 3-4 hours is brutal

[lean flower]

I got used to it

I couch rot all day on sundays

[near knot]

Valid

I'm used to it too by now

[lean flower]

one day i visited my friend in the west, woke up at 0630 for the london game and i sat all the way through until the sunday night game 😭

[near knot]

I've thought about doing this before but my bf can only put up with me watching and being distracted for one game

[cosmic fractal]

Apparently his contract for sunderland stated that he’d become their Captain immediately…neverkusen in shambles

[cosmic fractal]

He, Mount, and Licha all have that long hair that makes it hard for me to tell who’s who from the back , but obv Licha is the odd one out bc I and others have mistaken Lemmens for Mount from a distance 💀

Wait I just saw who scored besides Sesko

I’m so happy my Mase made it to the big game ❤️

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1974532822389215623?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former NFL QB and FOX analyst Mark Sanchez was stabbed in Indianapolis and is in the hospital in stable condition, FOX announced.

Sanchez was in Indianapolis to call Sunday’s Raiders-Colts game.

X · Oct 4, 2025, 5:51 PM

[lean flower]

7 minutes of stoppage time at 1-1, I've seen this script before..

CHELSEAAAA

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for star round 2

They hurt Ali and so Estevao said lemme avenge him

[idle drift]

It was first reported in the Colts subreddit

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1974585724398924204?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Indianapolis police now say they have arrested FOX analyst Mark Sanchez while he was at the hospital for battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication.

X · Oct 4, 2025, 9:21 PM

[sick perch]

my team is back

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for sb, Barca is losing atm

[cosmic fractal]

@lean flower are you sleeping or watching bc it’s not looking good atm

[lean flower]

i just woke up

that’s only half true, i woke up earlier before kickoff but i went back to sleep again

[sick perch]

judkins is so good

[lean flower]

ERL

GET IN

[tidal ferry]

https://vxtwitter.com/tekkersfoot/status/1974850171872870576

Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot)

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 JACK GREALISH HAS GIVEN EVERTON THE LEAD IN THE 93RD MINUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everton 2-1 Crystal Palace.

https://t.co/4qmL5N3NXv

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 5, 2025, 2:52 PM

[lean flower]

hansi flick saved my life for just one season

it’s cooked now

[sick perch]

whyyy didnt stefanski force the timeout

are you dumb

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[idle drift]

https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2025/10/05/man-beaten-before-stabbing-nfl-analyst-mark-sanchez-court-docs-reveal/86535216007/

[ember nebula]

Fortress Hill-Dickinson.

(Jack didn’t do much for that goal.)

[tidal ferry]

i saw that they ended up giving him the potm award and he straight up said that he didnt deserve it

[livid quest]

Wow Lamar is abosultely invisible this game

[ember nebula]

What a guy, that Jack. I don’t know who might have deserved it more, tho.

[tidal ferry]

pray for sb

the ravens are losing by 30

[cosmic fractal]

He also lost Rodri again

[lean flower]

https://x.com/maxlewistv/status/1974818727175864782?s=46

Max Lewis (@MaxLewisTV)

#UPDATE: The Marion County Prosecutor has formally charged former QB/FOX analyst Mark Sanchez with 3 misdemeanors after police say he attacked a 69-year-old man in Downtown Indianapolis early Saturday morning and then was stabbed by the victim.

Going through court filings now

X · Oct 5, 2025, 12:47 PM

[sick perch]

wait eagles lost to who

[sick perch]

https://fixvx.com/nfl/status/1974973145456300164?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

NFL (@NFL)

Picked!
Fumbled!
Touchdown!

A WILD @TITANS TD! https://t.co/o22RMgaghL

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 5, 2025, 11:01 PM

madden ahh play

[deep flint]

me and SB taking more damn shots in the last week than all of y'all combined and for different clubs/American football teams too

[deep flint]

no Rodri so y'all are as cooked as we are

FSU can't win a football game to save their lives and neither can Liverpool in club football

[sick perch]

can i join the shots

[cosmic fractal]

Always have been with your nasty QB situation

[cosmic fractal]

Niall going to the brentford vs city game???

[idle drift]

https://bsky.app/profile/tompelissero.bsky.social/post/3m2jvmthqxk2w

Tom Pelissero (@tompelissero.bsky.social)

Authorities in Indianapolis have announced at a press conference that former NFL quarterback and Fox analyst Mark Sanchez now also faces a Level 5 felony battery charge, which carries a 1- to 6- year sentence.

Bluesky · Oct 6, 2025, 3:13 PM

[sick perch]

deserved?

hes lucky that guy didnt have a gun on him

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1975241288040542648?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Colts kicker Spencer Shrader suffered a season-ending knee injury Sunday vs. the Raiders, as @PatMcAfeeShow reported.

X · Oct 6, 2025, 4:46 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1975279465849593936?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Lions CB Terrion Arnold is now out indefinitely due to a shoulder injury and CB D.J.Reed is out indefinitely due to a hamstring injury.

X · Oct 6, 2025, 7:18 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/danielrpopper/status/1975298782553329699?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Daniel Popper (@danielrpopper)

#Chargers are placing Omarion Hampton (ankle) on IR, per Jim Harbaugh. He will miss at least the next four games.

X · Oct 6, 2025, 8:35 PM

[sick perch]

https://fixvx.com/nfl/status/1975383731272548625?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

NFL (@NFL)

DEVIN LLOYD PICK-6!

KCvsJAX on ESPN/ABC
Stream on @NFLPlus and ESPN App https://t.co/kcGT0MZHLr

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 7, 2025, 2:12 AM

[lean flower]

cinema

[idle drift]

https://theonion.com/dickhead-in-sanchez-jersey-turns-out-to-be-mark-sanchez-1819590841/

[idle drift]

https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/25/russia-winter-olympics-ban-bisexual/

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1975610569622495483?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: Browns are trading QB Joe Flacco and a 6th-round pick to the Bengals for a 5th-round pick.

X · Oct 7, 2025, 5:13 PM

[sick perch]

WHAT

this all but confirms that they are taking a qb next draft

[near knot]

Rip flacco

[sick perch]

dillon gabriel is my qb1

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1975628579527664063?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Colts are signing kicker Michael Badgley to the active roster, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo.

After Spencer Shrader's season-ending knee injury, Indy moves forward with Badgley, who kicked for Indy in 2021 and is healthy after missing last season because of injury.

X · Oct 7, 2025, 6:25 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.tmz.com/2025/10/06/mark-sanchez-alleged-victim-lawsuit/

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1975660553994469521?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Another trade, per sources:

🏈Ravens receive:
Safety Alohi Gilman and a 2026 fifth-round pick.

🏈Chargers receive:
Edge Odafe Oweh and Rams 7th in 2027.

X · Oct 7, 2025, 8:32 PM

[ember nebula]

This guys was a Trojan, right?

[lean flower]

yuh

[idle drift]

https://frontofficesports.com/new-york-jets-lawsuit-conspiracy/

[deep flint]

i-- what did the bengals do to deserve this

[sick perch]

id take old man flacco over “jake browning”

[cosmic fractal]

the one Bengals fan I know will take it over browning

[lean flower]

so does any chase/chase brown/tee higgins fantasy owners

[sick perch]

he already beat green bay this season im sure he could do it again with tee higgins

[deep flint]

https://fxtwitter.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1976007732772921623 pray for Windy and kei? can't remember who the other United fan is here

The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC)

Sir Jim Ratcliffe has pledged to give Ruben Amorim three years to prove himself as a “great coach” at Manchester United.
︀︀
︀︀Ratcliffe added that while he understood fans’ unhappiness with results, the club needed to take a more long-term outlook.
︀︀
︀︀More from @Millar_Colin, @mjcritchley and @Dan_Sheldon_ ⤵️
︀︀
︀︀🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/6699982/?source=twitteruk

**💬 6 🔁 7 ❤️ 68 👁️ 6.1K **

FxTwitter · Oct 8, 2025, 7:32 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Oui, I saw…I hope he can turn it around very soon

SB would you go to Miami to see Barca

[near knot]

Like to see it, I'm all for giving him this season at least, praying we can get a DM in January

Love case but he's breaking down

[cosmic fractal]

also ppl thought ugarte was his chosen backup but apparently not

[deep flint]

y'all need a proper cleanout fr

[lean flower]

with what money..

not to mention time away from being a wage slave

[high seal]

just checking in again for anyone interested in fantasy basketball, already got like 6 people and would love more

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1976108843533791644?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Another major Jaguars-Browns trade, per ESPN sources:

🏈Jaguars get CB Greg Newsome and the Jets’ 2026 sixth-round pick from the Browns.

🏈Browns get CB Tyson Campbell and the Eagles’ 2026 7th-round pick from the Jaguars.

The trade partners from the night of the 2025 draft now

X · Oct 9, 2025, 2:13 AM

[sick perch]

is campbell good this season

i am fine with losing greg newsome hes not been very good lately

[lean flower]

pff has him as 109/169 cbs

[cosmic fractal]

Freedom fighter got his wish

[near knot]

I saw some people saying we should use the 1-year extension option so we can sell him in the next window, but like, we couldn't even sell him this year? 😭 I think we need to settle for just being happy his wages are gone

[cosmic fractal]

Rashford jumpscare on the Tv (they’re playing the England vs Wales game)

[sick perch]

are the eagles on fraud watch

[livid quest]

Tush Push Merchants

[sick perch]

4 times

[high seal]

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-new-york-giants-cam-skattebo-football-nfl-gif-14215522750298950250

[idle drift]

https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/inaccurate-adam-schefter-post-mark-sanchez-robbery.html

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6699211/2025/10/08/tyreek-hill-court-documents-released-dolphins/

[lean flower]

terrorism

[sick perch]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1976698667751883197?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Shedeur Sanders will back up QB Dillon Gabriel on Sunday and serve as Cleveland’s QB2, per HC Kevin Stefanski.

X · Oct 10, 2025, 5:17 PM

[near knot]

He is a qt

Wearing my Joe brrr shirt today

[deep flint]

pray for Starlit episode 1982717374748588282

FSU lost

[cosmic fractal]

Ok but Kehller prevented a penalty goal for Portugal

[near knot]

😭

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espn/status/1977153087048454257?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN (@espn)

Breaking: Penn State QB Drew Allar suffered a season-ending injury against Northwestern, HC James Franklin announced.

X · Oct 11, 2025, 11:23 PM

[sick perch]

the last two weeks have been a nightmare for pennsylvania

[cosmic fractal]

Random story for the team to repost but go rugby ig

[sick perch]

dog

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1977183161768722902?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Cardinals QB Jacoby Brissett is expected to start Sunday in place of Kyler Murray, who is dealing with a foot injury, per me and @JFowlerESPN.

Brissett will make his first start for the Cardinals against the Colts, a team he played for from 2017-2020.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 1:22 AM

[deep flint]

Kweev is no longer ours

but Kweev 2.0 (Giorgio Mamardashvili) saved a pen today vs Spain

[sick perch]

browns legend

[cosmic fractal]

Yes, workhorse with his fluffy equivalent

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1977411410297827467?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Colts CB Charvarius Ward suffered a concussion during pregame warmups today and is inactive vs. the Cardinals.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 4:29 PM

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1977416565521080450?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Glenn: Garrett Wilson suffered hip injury in Week 6.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 4:50 PM

fantasy team dropping like flies

[livid quest]

https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/1977412414661664913

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

The Jets just gave up 9 sacks and drop to 0-6.

They had -10 net passing yards THE WHOLE GAME.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 4:33 PM

[livid quest]

Puka also injured

Oh right you're a Ravens fan, you probably knew that

https://x.com/petethamel/status/1977401843366912449?s=46

Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel)

Sources: Oregon State has fired Trent Bray after an 0-7 start.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 3:51 PM

https://x.com/petethamel/status/1977433450673258678?s=46

Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel)

Sources: Penn State has fired James Franklin.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 5:57 PM

[sick perch]

deeply unserious team out here making old man rodgers look like lamar

[sick perch]

threw the ball 51 times and had 0 tds to show for it

i love cleveland browns football

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1977477005055775018?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Status alert: 49ers LB Fred Warner (leg) carted to locker room Sunday.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 8:50 PM

pray for windy

dislocated ankle it appears like

[cosmic fractal]

I tuned in to DAZN and saw

https://tenor.com/view/getawaykarma-the-life-of-a-showgirl-taylor-swift-smoking-duck-gif-10617278817031072679

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1977498947825344563?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bengals star edge Trey Hendrickson was ruled out with a back injury.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 10:17 PM

[livid quest]

The Cleveland Browns haven’t scored 20 points in a game since December 2nd, 2024

[lean flower]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1977521737979023596?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Fred Warner to undergo season-ending surgery after suffering a broken and dislocated ankle, per 49ers HC Kyle Shanahan

X · Oct 12, 2025, 11:48 PM

[high seal]

damn

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/gwen-stefani-used-to-love-you-crazy-music-video-insane-gif-7659120183106975429

[idle drift]

Vikings K Will Reichard’s agents and the team’s FO requested that the NFL remove his missed FG from last week’s London game after it clearly struck a camera cable, causing the ball to take an unnatural turn to the right. The NFL acknowledged it was a missed call but won't make the correction https://www.dailynorseman.com/minnesota-vikings-2025-season/91733/nfl-admits-missed-call-will-reichard-field-goal-attempt-minnesota-vikings

[sick perch]

browns still lose the game either way

[idle drift]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1977743477543702717

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Browns have lost 22 straight regular season games vs. the #Steelers when playing in Pittsburgh.

Their last win was in 2003.

X · Oct 13, 2025, 2:29 PM

[sick perch]

im over it

cavs season next week

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1977763460634079365?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Eagles pass-rusher Za’Darius Smith announced on Instagram that he’s retiring.

X · Oct 13, 2025, 3:48 PM

[livid quest]

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DPumxEwDYbY

[cosmic fractal]

. Me too DJ

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/1977794544684204063?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The first head coach fired. #Titans let Brian Callahan go after yesterday’s loss to the #Raiders.

X · Oct 13, 2025, 5:52 PM

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/stantwt-chained-up-chained-gif-67266779391248431

youre next stefanski

[lean flower]

harbaugh

[livid quest]

https://x.com/AryePulliNFL/status/1977470774022996366

Arye Pulli (@AryePulliNFL)

Colts QB Anthony Richardson suffered an orbital fracture during pregame warmups today, when he was using an elastic band that “malfunctioned.”

HC Shane Steichen just announced the injury, adding that Richardson was in the hospital for the entirety of the game.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 8:25 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/433/status/1977796628321911258?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

433 (@433)

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Cape Verde 🇨🇻 have qualified for the 2026 World Cup for the 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝑯𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 🤩

With a population of just 590,000 they are also the second smallest nation to qualify for a World Cup finals (after Iceland) - what an

X · Oct 13, 2025, 6:00 PM

[near knot]

And Iceland beating France rn

Let's go underdogs

[cosmic fractal]

Lmao France drew with Iceland

What no mbappe does to the team

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-duck-gif-13236181837901593958

Also deschamps does not like Hugo I swear

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1977843625112539626?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Titans are expected to name Mike McCoy their interim head coach, per sources.

McCoy, 53, was the Chargers head coach from 2013-16 and most recently was a senior offensive assistant in Tennessee.

X · Oct 13, 2025, 9:07 PM

[deep flint]

here before San Marino miraculously makes and wins the WCQ playoff from winning Nations League group D (it's not happening)

[deep flint]

good because he and Konate had no fucking reason to play I imagine

same with Macca but especially since Alexis was already hot garbage before he left and probably should have stayed in Liverpool

[livid quest]

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsreposterbot.bsky.social/post/3m344e2cdlk2r

NFL News Reposter Bot (@nflnewsreposterbot.bsky.social)

Tom Pelissero: The NFL is suspending #Lions DB Brian Branch one game without pay for his altercation with JuJu Smith-Schuster after Sunday night’s loss in Kansas City.

x.com/tompelissero...

-# 🌐

Bluesky · Oct 13, 2025, 9:01 PM

[near knot]

Never thought I'd see the day we had a good defence 🥹

[sick perch]

bijan top 3 rb

[cosmic fractal]

Lewa OUT, Barca in shambles

[deep flint]

pray for SB

also pray for Star until we hear about Konate and Gravenberch because both might be injured

SB and I taking more prayer requests than most churches this month, fucking end me

[near knot]

#1 in my heart

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for me and kei bc we’re facing L*rPool soon

[sick perch]

SuperSaiyanPool

[ember nebula]

Texas alum okayyyy

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/nfl_scorigami/status/1977516271135588502?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami)

SF 19 - TB 30
Final

No Scorigami. That score has happened 0 times before, most recently on October 12, 2025.

X · Oct 12, 2025, 11:26 PM

[deep flint]

what 😭

[deep flint]

y'all are going to go up 2-0, we'll come back to draw, and then picks a name out of a bucket Mason Mount will score a 90+15' winner after Virgil fucks his other knee

the Mount goal will be assisted by Mainoo

Chiesa will have a brace and Slot still won't start him vs Frankfurt

I have seen the script

[cosmic fractal]

Insert the Mbappe we will be there meme

[livid quest]

https://x.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1977477387156918516

Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot)

Asked Myles Garrett if it’s harder and harder to dig deep and keep pressing on amid the losing like it was for #Browns Joe Thomas: “Yep”

X · Oct 12, 2025, 8:52 PM

[sick perch]

i bet it is

[cosmic fractal]

@deep flint szoboszlai scored against Portugal

He’s coming for manU

[deep flint]

okay fine, he gets a world class screamer for the third goal, United equalize via Mount and Bayindir/the new goalie pulls an Alisson vs West Brom and scores the winner off a last minute corner

Chiesa still doesn't start after this

[lean flower]

https://x.com/thenbacentel/status/1939808012564320719?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NBACentel (@TheNBACentel)

BREAKING: Russell Westbrook is signing with the Sacramento Kings

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

X · Jun 30, 2025, 10:07 PM

[sick perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/220763283853017088/1428093642714906725/image0-162.jpg?ex=68f13f59&is=68efedd9&hm=d4eee65cb9f9f758a5867f567defc02c375e73e522722a8b9422d76112fa1833&

[livid quest]

https://vxtwitter.com/ClarkeCarly/status/1977034163879657663

Carly Clarke (@ClarkeCarly)

Today in Dublin, I went to photograph what I thought was a parade. They grabbed my camera & pushed Steve over. They then kicked him in the head, unable to get up they continued to kick him. They were Schalke football hooligans. I'm so appalled & disgusted!! #schalkehooligans

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 11, 2025, 3:30 PM

[cosmic fractal]

@near knot look what I saw (late I know I’m sorry)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fantasyreceipts/status/1978590913913127031?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fantasy Receipts (@FantasyReceipts)

X · Oct 15, 2025, 10:36 PM

[deep flint]

late but pray for SB even more

[near knot]

Aww cute, how was holiday

[deep flint]

@cosmic fractal remember when I told you Hugo wasn't at meow meow status yet? now he is

I LOVE FEDE TOO

!!!

[cosmic fractal]

In Porto atm, it’s really beautiful but unfortunately I got sick so I haven’t explored much, today’s my last day here

[cosmic fractal]

Sob, this reminds me of when Amad posted a Snapchat vid of him playing the PS5 at Carrington with “Lenzzzz” and “Pop Smoke” (Yoro and Heaven)

[livid quest]

https://bsky.app/profile/adamhoge.bsky.social/post/3m3axpd5rgs2e

Adam Hoge (@adamhoge.bsky.social)

Caleb Williams said he and Troy Aikman did not have their usual broadcast production meeting before MNF. Williams was at Halas Hall late the night they were supposed to connect. He called Aikman when he was done, but he didn't pick up. They ended up not connecting.

Bluesky · Oct 15, 2025, 7:22 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1978944489797398592?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: Former #Titans first-round WR Treylon Burks is expected to sign with the #Commanders practice squad, with an elevation likely coming quickly. Burks had visited Washington and the #Broncos.

A low-risk, high-reward addition, Burks played in a similar offense in college.

X · Oct 16, 2025, 10:01 PM

[sick perch]

what the hecc

what was the point of trading aj then

[sick perch]

watching this flacco masterclass is making me hate that cleveland team more and more

https://tenor.com/view/jordyn-nerves-calm-down-you-gif-21498299

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_memes/status/1979015817422311606?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes)

41-year old Aaron Rodgers and 40-year old Joe Flacco on a random Thursday night in October

X · Oct 17, 2025, 2:45 AM

[livid quest]

https://vxtwitter.com/NFLonPrime/status/1979031596435980739

NFL on Prime Video (@NFLonPrime)

.@Bengals have a fun message for the Browns 🤣 #TNFonPrime

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 17, 2025, 3:47 AM

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-reverse-smile-ishowspeed-confused-gif-17362243368421867313

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1979265125212393609?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

With J.J. McCarthy still recovering from his high ankle sprain, the Vikings once again will start QB Carson Wentz, who spent the first five seasons of his NFL career with Philadelphia.

X · Oct 17, 2025, 7:15 PM

[cosmic fractal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/s/xRgXy1rU8A
okay i believe you now (I was on a plane earlier, going to bed now)

[deep flint]

oh maybe there is hope in the Liverpool camp, he already did cult fan things

[deep flint]

https://fixupx.com/jacobsben/status/1979543490397958440?s=46 he didn't even make it to the post presser 😭

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

🚨 BREAKING: Ange Postecoglou has been sacked as Forest boss.

**💬 235 🔁 280 ❤️ 1.1K 👁️ 37.7K **

FixupX · Oct 18, 2025, 1:42 PM

anyways pray for all the PL enjoyers since we just lost 6 free points each

[ember nebula]

Record in the PL era (quickest firing after a match)

Pray for me (no Grealish against the cheaters Citeh)

[deep flint]

oh I was rooting for you too 😭 pray for Wathombe indeed

[cosmic fractal]

I was saying to myself how are you surviving that without jack

Also sancho apparently replied to himself on insta comments💀

Lifting himself up on a post with a not so alt account, freedom fighter let that freedom hit his head too much

[ember nebula]

Wow

[near knot]

Lmao

Is that real

[cosmic fractal]

I can’t tell, I only see 7 posts on his profile?

I saw that pic from a recommended account

[near knot]

I want to believe

I know it's petty but I'm glad garnacho flopping at chelsea

It seems like the whole narrative of the utd curse is dying this season

Not seen any Antony highlights

[cosmic fractal]

@SB your goat is washed

[lean flower]

HAALAND

[cosmic fractal]

Oh no both United boys at Napoli injured

[lean flower]

HAALAND again

omg

[near knot]

Praying for wathombe 🙏

[cosmic fractal]

Palace vs Bournemouth wow

[deep flint]

yeah pray for Wathombe indeed

I need to work on ministry of sound btw

[cosmic fractal]

Ugh SB won twice smh

[lean flower]

ravens will still lose on their bye week

[cosmic fractal]

Mac Jones let me down last week, pray he gets to GOAT status this weekend idk I haven’t been following

[lean flower]

kittle’s coming back

[sick perch]

surely the br*wns can beat that disaster of a miami team

right

trash vs garbage

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/all-stars-10-drag-race-aja-aja-miyake-mugler-lip-sync-gif-2348329388489298886

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/ESPNCleveland/status/1979160582042320967

ESPN Cleveland (@ESPNCleveland)

"I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER THE OWNER IS GOING TO WATCH THIS CRAP, BECAUSE THE FANS HAVE HAD IT, WE DESERVE BETTER," - Rizz is OVER it after last night.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 17, 2025, 12:20 PM

[sick perch]

“has become a joke”

about 2 decades late on that one

[near knot]

He's not going to save you from primetime penix

In other news I hate primetime games, people outside the us watch NFL too 😭

[ember nebula]

We were holding up pretty well until that first goal went in.

Wrexham lost, too. At least Texas is heavily favored against Kentucky.

[livid quest]

https://awfulannouncing.com/fox/mark-sanchez-trial-cameras-allowed-judge-recuses.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

[cosmic fractal]

Well

He said eat ur words

[near knot]

I jinxed it 😮‍💨

Garnacho breakout game next week

[cosmic fractal]

Will garna be the next Chelsea red card

[sick perch]

https://x.com/nickpedone12/status/1979679916376645959?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Nick Pedone (@NickPedone12)

The quarterback they paid $230M fully guaranteed is currently liking TikTok videos criticizing the coaching staff.

X · Oct 18, 2025, 10:44 PM

huge day today

[near knot]

Sesko on the bench wat

[near knot]

Gonna need Cunha to arrive today

[lean flower]

pray for star

they scored less than two mins in 😭

• macallister’s down too

[near knot]

Lmaoooo

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1979933064206639610?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

With Za'Darius Smith retiring, former Eagles defensive end Brandon Graham is now strongly considering coming out of retirement to sign with Philadelphia, league sources told ESPN.

Graham played 15 seasons in Philadelphia and became the longest-tenured Eagle in franchise history.

X · Oct 19, 2025, 3:30 PM

[near knot]

What a win

Huge momentum shift now

[sick perch]

save me judkins

[deep flint]

pray for star

[deep flint]

bullshit that Oliver didn't see it by the way

[cosmic fractal]

Maguire needs a statue stat (I was out of the house)

By house I mean room

[livid quest]

https://vxtwitter.com/Rate_the_Refs/status/1979964377945280589

Rate the Refs (@Rate_the_Refs)

Eagles called for a false start on a tush push

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 19, 2025, 5:34 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Also pray for Star and the fraud Hank Shrader

[sick perch]

expose those frauds

does that score say 24 points

is my team back

[cosmic fractal]

Watching the game now, Liverpool didn’t try from minute 1

[sick perch]

tua

he needs to never start another game again

[lean flower]

https://x.com/complexsports/status/1980013319022104679?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Complex Sports (@ComplexSports)

RIP to former NFL running back Doug Martin 🙏

Martin was a star player at Boise State and a former 1st round pick by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Doug played seven seasons between the Bucs and Raiders earning two Pro Bowl nods and a 2015 All-Pro selection.

X · Oct 19, 2025, 8:48 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1980057768632422502?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Broncos’ 33 fourth-quarter points were the most points in the fourth quarter by any team that had been shut out in the first three quarters in NFL history.

X · Oct 19, 2025, 11:45 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1980058195348631767?t=iu3ujkCYYkjYa1mYUSxl-Q&s=19

Connor Hughes (@Connor_J_Hughes)

Teams were 1,062-0 when leading by 18 with six minutes left.

They are now 1,062-1

#Giants make NFL history in Denver.

X · Oct 19, 2025, 11:47 PM

[sick perch]

unbelievable giants choke

[deep flint]

someone posted on LFCcord (in criticism of it) an art piece of Florian as high supports needs autistic in a negative way and it has absolutely ruined my morning

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1980299385784373554?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

#Panthers QB Bryce Young suffered a high ankle sprain on Sunday, an MRI revealed, and he is expected to miss this week’s game against the #Bills, per sources.

Andy Dalton is now in line to start against Buffalo, and quite possibly beyond.

X · Oct 20, 2025, 3:45 PM

[cosmic fractal]

He did btw

[near knot]

Yeah that was disgusting

[near knot]

I'm still so happy with the anfield win I can't be too upset

[livid quest]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-doug-martin-died-in-oakland-police-custody

[deep flint]

I'm all here for football autism (I have seen enough Messi accidentally being autistic highlights to where it does not bother me) I just don't like it being depicted like Florian is a person who can't do things on his own

and I'm also autistic myself so it was just... not very good to see after I had a meltdown after the match yesterday

[cosmic fractal]

The cameraman asked everyone at training this morning who their MOTM was, everyone except Bruno said Harry

Bruno said everyone

[tidal ferry]

i dont think i have ever seen a drawing fueled by hatred like that one

[lean flower]

https://x.com/NFL/status/1980423624344629662?t=724NDzZUgGzT-l7gfXTQjg&s=19

NFL (@NFL)

DE Brandon Graham expected to come out of retirement and sign with Eagles tomorrow. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero, @mikegarafolo)

X · Oct 20, 2025, 11:59 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1980460408076136966?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Breaking: The #Bucs are concerned WR Mike Evans suffered a broken collarbone vs. the #Lions and is expected to miss most — if not all — of the remainder of the season, per @PewterReport.

https://t.co/gTMD2SGaJM

X · Oct 21, 2025, 2:25 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/sportsnet/status/1980469388341059899?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ @idle drift are u a blue jays fan

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet)

THEY DID IT, CANADA 🇨🇦

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1993, THE BLUE JAYS ARE HEADED TO THE WORLD SERIES 🏆

X · Oct 21, 2025, 3:01 AM

[idle drift]

Yes

I am so happy

[ember nebula]

And with that win I won my season long baseball pool.

Against like several serious SABRmetrics guys, including at least one former ESPN writer.

[sick perch]

https://fixvx.com/nfloncbs/status/1980030040755839249?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

NFL on CBS 🏈 (@NFLonCBS)

The last 2 QB with 100+ pass attempts and exactly 2 Pass TD and 0 INT in their first 3 NFL starts

- Tom Brady
- Dillon Gabriel https://t.co/dZKaILxpbh

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 19, 2025, 9:55 PM

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-fortnite-speed-stream-streaming-gif-9744730805314351991

[livid quest]

https://x.com/LIVERavenNation/status/1980366355116495033

Ravens Nation 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 (@LIVERavenNation)

After the loss to Kansas City, the Ravens coaching staff removed several “distractions” from the locker room including the pingpong table, cornhole boards, basketball hoop, and video game consoles, per @baltimoresun.

X · Oct 20, 2025, 8:11 PM

[cosmic fractal]

@lean flower are you watching the Barca game today

[lean flower]

i left work early and it’s on now

[cosmic fractal]

Damn lucky day

[lean flower]

and city villareal later too

good eats

[cosmic fractal]

Oop

I only know that the PSV vs Napoli game is on tomorrow bc of ads

Oh yeah I saw Muller almost joined Barca before leaving for Vancouver, would’ve been an epic transfer for y’all

[lean flower]

fermin brace

[cosmic fractal]

Wait it’s today oop

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-rashford-rashford-barcelona-barça-ucl-gif-6801272910706949007

4-1

[cosmic fractal]

I saw

Also sorry Scotty but I would like a PSV win today

A fermin hattrick woah

[lean flower]

AGAIN

RASHY

[cosmic fractal]

Congrats Rashy, I hope you love Barcelona forever

[near knot]

Will be interesting to see if they bring him into the England team more

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1980704202427916685?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

#Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell says the team put J.J. McCarthy (ankle) through an on-field workout this morning, and while the team is encouraged, "he's just not there" on a short week.

Carson Wentz starts again, Max Brosmer backs him up and McCarthy will be the emergency No. 3.

X · Oct 21, 2025, 6:34 PM

[lean flower]

I think the spanish network here has something against city bc they don't carry their matches (I think dazn) does, so I have to use paramount for the not as good english commentary

ok yeah they carry 3 exclusive matches per week

ERL

[cosmic fractal]

dazn is pretty good

i feared itd kick me out when i left portugal but so far it hasnt

[cosmic fractal]

that damn norwegian

never getting a break from him

yess napoli vs psv is tied

i will tune in later edit I lied lol I’m just multitasking

[lean flower]

BERNARDO

[cosmic fractal]

Omg psv heard me

[lean flower]

damn psv over ur boy rasmus

[cosmic fractal]

Yes Rasmus sacrificed himself for his country /s didn’t even make the bench

Injured I believe

[lean flower]

atletico are an unserious club

[cosmic fractal]

I noticed

[cosmic fractal]

Wait 4-0?? Yeah they really only show up for derbies

Last time I checked it was 2-0

[near knot]

Denmark Vs Scotland next month, Scotty Vs rasmus

And I need to see Scotland in a world cup 🙏

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1980745385959133323?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Giants released Jude McAtamney, as @rydunleavy reported. McAtamney became the only kicker in the last 40 years to miss two extra points — neither of which were blocked — in a game his team lost by one point.

X · Oct 21, 2025, 9:17 PM

[livid quest]

https://bsky.app/profile/rapsheet.bsky.social/post/3m3q72xkl2c25

Ian Rapoport (@rapsheet.bsky.social)

Some thoughts on Sean Payton from his former QB…

Likes

225

Bluesky · Oct 21, 2025, 8:43 PM

[deep flint]

uh pray for Star yet again, late but Gravenberch is confirmed injured now and not going to Germany

[near knot]

It's hard for me because I have a Scouse mate who would wind me up relentlessly when man u lose, but I will still pray for you 😭

Liverpool do seem to be in a precarious position rn

[idle drift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8Gy-yjgL_hQ?si=CwCUqdxeN0j53czw

[cosmic fractal]

Meanwhile I know a BVB fan and a Leeds (ew) fan who also make fun of us on a diff common server

Most particularly the Leeds fan after the grimsby game, but sheff wed helped us get revenge

[livid quest]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46684916/roger-goodell-nfl-reconsider-bad-bunny-sb-half-show

[livid quest]

https://bsky.app/profile/diannarussini.bsky.social/post/3m3psvbvmc22m

Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social)

Woody Johnson says he literally hugs Aaron Glenn every week and tells him he believes in him.

Bluesky · Oct 21, 2025, 5:05 PM

[lean flower]

pray for star (yet) again

frimpong injured

and frankfurt score first

[cosmic fractal]

I just started watching the game, I was coming on to say the same

Not ajax getting a red before Chelsea

Jeez it’s pouring in London

Well star’s newest fav tied the game

Oh wait nm they’re leading now

[deep flint]

NO WIRTZ 0011 (HE ASSISTED)

[deep flint]

I fucking love Hugo Ekitiké

and Chiesa

and Alisson although he's injured

EKITIKE STARTED THE CURSE AND HE BROKE THE CURSE

https://tenor.com/view/federico-chiesa-fede-chiesa-federico-knee-slide-gif-15114253392422222736

[deep flint]

although pray for Star again

ISAK this time

I don't even care WIRTZ HATERS ARE IN SHAMBLES

HE ASSISTED TWICE THAT'S TWO MORE TIMES THAN ZERO

[deep flint]

oh also I forgot to say Chiesa nearly had a bicycle kick goal but it went wide, my neighbours are probably praising the heavens rn because I would have been crying tears of joy and screeching

[lean flower]

wirtz assisting in germany against farmers, can’t even make this up 😭😭

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1981107157044253011?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa said part of the reason he didn’t target Jaylen Waddle much vs. the #Browns was because he had trouble seeing him over the O-line and D-line:

“I’m not the tallest guy back there. Sometimes when that happens you don’t want to just throw it blindly.” https://t.co/gxlJOADdjp

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 22, 2025, 9:15 PM

[sick perch]

why would you say that

[livid quest]

The Knicks have officially got a win before the Jets

[deep flint]

on a new note Florian is also at meow meow status

[cosmic fractal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/nRrB8kse7D

https://tenor.com/view/rented-bunny-horror-game-horror-candle-gif-12556992930635681589

[lean flower]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1981336829547975078?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.

X · Oct 23, 2025, 12:28 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1981325112038346912?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier was arrested early Thursday morning as part of an FBI sports betting gambling probe, sources tell ESPN. The Eastern District of New York and FBI director Kash Patel will hold a press conference at 10 am ET to announce arrests from investigation.

X · Oct 23, 2025, 11:41 AM

[deep flint]

i believe nothing until i see the rumours come true + fuck talksport

[cosmic fractal]

:doit:

[deep flint]

serie a is the new retirement league and I can't be convinced otherwise

[idle drift]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/miami-heat-terry-rozier-charged-nba-betting/story?id=126789368&cid=social_twitter_abcn

[livid quest]

https://vxtwitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1981375322365808988

Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)

Unreal scene from ESPN Get Up this AM.

They’re talking the FBI’s arrests for NBA Sports Gambling. Mike Greenberg explains how ESPN used to shun sports gambling…while an ESPN BET promo is on the screen.

The graphics team realizes the disconnect and takes the chyron down lol https://t.co/ICCvyhJHPA

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 23, 2025, 3:01 PM

https://vxtwitter.com/APH00PS/status/1981371501774590277

APHoops (@APH00PS)

Terry Rozier, as a member of the Charlotte Hornets, informed those around him that he planned to leave the game early and to bet his unders, per @FBI.

Over $200K was bet on his unders and he left the game after just 9 minutes with an injury. https://t.co/GA1P7Rvxjt

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 23, 2025, 2:45 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1981032640598638856?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Roger Goodell told reporters that the NFL is looking into how AI might be able to help out officiating in the future.

X · Oct 22, 2025, 4:19 PM

[sick perch]

another glorious thursday in adam silver’s nba

[cosmic fractal]

Villa on fraud watch

Lost to Go Ahead Eagles, a very small Dutch club

[near knot]

Pretty cool

[cosmic fractal]

Fun fact and a little TW: ten hag started management there

[livid quest]

https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1981379898062115072

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

LeBron James was reportedly the player Damon Jones used inside info about before a Feb. 2023 Bucks–Lakers game, per @TheAthletic

Jones allegedly told others to bet on Milwaukee after learning LeBron would sit out with ankle soreness — before it was on the injury report.

X · Oct 23, 2025, 3:19 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1981471902381072606?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bengals linebacker Logan Wilson has requested a trade, per ESPN’s @Ben_Baby.

https://t.co/1PsefdjWs8

X · Oct 23, 2025, 9:24 PM

[deep flint]

🥹 https://fixupx.com/LFC/status/1981631786770682062

Liverpool FC (@LFC)

Congrats, Fede 🙌
︀︀
︀︀Federico Chiesa is our @StanChart Player of the Month for September 🏆 #Ad

**💬 758 🔁 2.7K ❤️ 27.5K 👁️ 511.3K **

FixupX · Oct 24, 2025, 8:00 AM

[tidal ferry]

I forgot to send it before because a lot of things happened but my argentinian football team finally reached another final after 40 years https://x.com/AAAJoficial/status/1981543927812354338?t=mNBzgOYIGA2AgFuTFsu2IQ&s=19

Argentinos Juniors (@AAAJoficial)

#AAAJ ESSSTAAMOOOSSS EN LA FINAAAAAALLLLL, ESTAMOS EN LA FINAL BICHO QUERIDOOO, UN PASO MAAAAS!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

SOMOS FINALISTA DE LA COPA ARGENTINA 🏆

X · Oct 24, 2025, 2:11 AM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1981102221006921758?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

#Bucs QB Baker Mayfield was officially limited in practice today because of a knee injury.

Backup QB Teddy Bridgewater (teeth) did not practice.

X · Oct 22, 2025, 8:55 PM

[sick perch]

(teeth)

[near knot]

Panthers really gonna win NFC south this year

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1981744508015386629?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Jets coach Aaron Glenn tells reporters that CB Sauce Gardner and WR Garrett Wilson are out, while Tyrod Taylor (knee) is questionable but trending in the right direction.

Glenn has still not announced his QB.

X · Oct 24, 2025, 3:28 PM

[livid quest]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1981766160623579500

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

NFL fined the Giants $200,000, head coach Brian Daboll $100,00 and RB Cam Skattebo $15,000 for violating concussion protocol while Jaxson Dart was being evaluated for a concussion.

X · Oct 24, 2025, 4:54 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1981828584521265334?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers ruled out Brock Purdy (toe) and Ricky Pearsall (knee) for Sunday’s game at Houston.

Mac Jones starts again.

X · Oct 24, 2025, 9:02 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Poor Brock

[lean flower]

thank you canada 🇨🇦

[near knot]

Need a win today 🙏

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1974204075664376029?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

LeBron James (nerve irritation in the glute) and Luka Dončić (rest) will not play in the preseason opener vs. the Suns

X · Oct 3, 2025, 8:05 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Well garna just scored his first goal for Chelsea

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1982066557300932740?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN Sources: Falcons QB Kirk Cousins is “highly likely” to start Sunday’s game vs. the Dolphins as Michael Penix recovers from a bone bruise to his knee.

Penix was limited at practice all week and Cousins worked with the first-team offense, gearing up to start Sunday.

X · Oct 25, 2025, 12:47 PM

[lean flower]

lmao chelsea

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1982118138494812308?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Browns have elevated QB Bailey Zappe from the practice squad and added QB Shedeur Sanders (back) to the injury report. He’s listed as questionable and Zappe was elevated as a precaution.

X · Oct 25, 2025, 4:12 PM

[sick perch]

m

[cosmic fractal]

#rates👼 message

go sunderland leeds none for burnley byeeee jk

[lean flower]

what does brighton have for me

[cosmic fractal]

on track for another 1st min goal for us??? 🙏

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/ravens/status/1982120312587129086?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens)

There has been an update to Lamar Jackson’s Friday practice and game status. Jackson was downgraded from a full practice participant to limited, and he has been ruled out for tomorrow’s game vs. Chicago.

X · Oct 25, 2025, 4:21 PM

[cosmic fractal]

oop

[near knot]

CUNHA 🥹

[cosmic fractal]

before wirtz goal

look at that smile hes so happy

[lean flower]

https://x.com/briancoz/status/1982126465295462462?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Brian Costello (@BrianCoz)

Tyrod Taylor has been ruled out of Sunday’s Jets game with a knee injury, according to a source. He is not traveling to Cincinnati. Justin Fields will start at QB vs. Bengals. Full story:
https://t.co/kZVeJ2DTZZ

X · Oct 25, 2025, 4:45 PM

kdb injured..

[cosmic fractal]

OG my bestie

[near knot]

MBEUMO 🥹

I love this team again

Perfect signings over the summer

[cosmic fractal]

Lmao someone said Welbeck was going to score

Anywho that haircut is coming???

Lemmens, Je t’aime btw

Also 7 extra minutes???

Not this

[cosmic fractal]

I was afraid if I sent that another Brighton goal would happen

NM

MBEUMO

Je taime aussi

[near knot]

Thank god what was the 7 minutes about

Love mbeumo

My new goat

[cosmic fractal]

City/SB we’re right behind you in the table

Btw i forgot to send but I “met” (professor) Bruno Fernandes

[lean flower]

I go to the bathroom and brentford score 😭

[lean flower]

ruh oh

[cosmic fractal]

It wouldn’t be Manchester united without suffering a little bit

https://tenor.com/view/getawaykarma-the-life-of-a-showgirl-taylor-swift-smoking-duck-gif-10617278817031072679

[sick perch]

[cosmic fractal]

If Damsgaard had a decent haircut he would be an 80M+ player

Kinda tea, back during the last Euros I thought he was cute and then I was shocked to see what had happened a year or two later; anyways Great Assist from Damshino as the Danish call him

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/ariana-and-what-about-it-sassy-ariana-grande-gif-25545948

You also told me you’d listen to Leigh Anne

Did you :mario:

[deep flint]

mega pray for star

we've had a shit pen go brentford's way and salah is still on the pitch after 60 minutes of stinking it up because slot can't put two and two together and realize that he needs time to fucking get over diogo

well it could be worse FSU are on a bye'

[cosmic fractal]

Well salah scored

[lean flower]

wirtz 009 in the prem

I don’t hate him we just have an agenda to run

[near knot]

AMORIN

[cosmic fractal]

Girl you spelled it wrong

Smh

[lean flower]

aw man

cmon toronto

[lean flower]

https://x.com/sinow/status/1982477213841945005?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Sports Illustrated (@SInow)

The Jets announced the sudden death of franchise legend Nick Mangold from complications of kidney disease.

RIP 🙏

X · Oct 26, 2025, 3:59 PM

[cosmic fractal]

City lost omg

What’s the table like now

[lean flower]

spurs would go fourth if they win

[sick perch]

rip ohio state legend

[near knot]

Not us in 5th 😍

[sick perch]

talk to me nicely today @browns

[near knot]

And I jinxed it

[lean flower]

pray for sb moment

[cosmic fractal]

And it’s our worstie the spurs that ruined it

Everton save us

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1982507939400491460?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Oh No: Cam Skattebo is down and hurt. This looks really bad.

He is definitely done for the season...

This is the play where he got injured 🙏

X · Oct 26, 2025, 6:01 PM

[deep flint]

pray for SB because Barça lost 2-1 to the fascists (Madrid)

oh City lost too? double pray for SB

SB and I might as well start a megachurch for all these prayer requests at this point

[lean flower]

most obvious result after villa lost to “go ahead eagles”

[cosmic fractal]

They couldn’t do it on a rainy night in Deventer but could on a nice day in Birmingham

[near knot]

Damnit Everton, we're gonna have to do it ourselves in 2 weeks ig

Also this falcons game is ass I can't watch anymore

[sick perch]

falcons when i bet money on them

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-cousins-gif-17040623478587821421

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1982523496338207103?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Cam Skattebo has a dislocated ankle and was taken to a local hospital for further evaluation.

X · Oct 26, 2025, 7:03 PM

[sick perch]

goodnight

stop trying to make isaiah bond something

https://tenor.com/view/gifmiah-gif-19600520

[lean flower]

sigh I picked up legette from waivers when I could've gotten literally any texans wideout with nico collins out

[livid quest]

https://x.com/Jimmyking35/status/1982257397327430030

Jimmy King (@Jimmyking35)

Major League Soccer has announced that Yaw Yeboah of LAFC and Derrick Jones of Columbus Crew have been placed on administrative leave pending review of potential violations of MLS league rules

Very interesting considering the news coming out of the NBA this week

X · Oct 26, 2025, 1:26 AM

[sick perch]

bengals?

[cosmic fractal]

Footy besties does this man look like temu Ange to you or is it me

[livid quest]

THE JETS HAVE A WIN!

[tidal ferry]

It kinda does

[lean flower]

a skinny ange yes

[tidal ferry]

Letting the 0-7 Jets make a comeback against you is crazy work

[sick perch]

good thing atlanta sold my parlay already

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1982530807857111085?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Myles Garrett has 5 sacks today of Drake Maye, a new franchise record (surpassing his own record).

X · Oct 26, 2025, 7:32 PM

[sick perch]

surely that means we won right 🔥🔥

steelers claiming afc north by doing absolutely nothing

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-start-luigi-won-gif-14206801

[near knot]

This game had trap written all over it

I thought I was going safe by taking bijan yds

[high seal]

now why would you do that

[lean flower]

he had a good game last week and i needed a flex

won’t loom large i have a comfortable lead anyway

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1982556580823646690?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Michael Pittman Jr. just caught a touchdown by pinning the ball to his bicep while being interfered with by the defender. WOW.

(Wait for the replay. It's amazing)
https://t.co/6lOWzSoQUK

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 26, 2025, 9:14 PM

[high seal]

true but andy Dalton was subbing in, diff game plan for the most part

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1982505718680043691?t=_Yo4ydGMB4RKih0fyUiDwA&s=19

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

X · Oct 26, 2025, 5:52 PM

[high seal]

this is so tuff

[lean flower]

tucker kraft

[deep flint]

yes

[ember nebula]

Yeah no

We were in party prep mode all day so I only saw like 5 minutes of the first half, but I’ve seen Pawson headlines, so I’m not reading anything for the sake of my mental health.

[cosmic fractal]

DW @ember nebula we know re: no saving us from Sp*rs

[ember nebula]

They’ll fuck it up dw

Spurs gonna Spurs

[lean flower]

[livid quest]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46740777/adrian-peterson-arrested-dwi-unlawful-weapon-charges

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1982855495607361699?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: #Titans CB Roger McCreary is being traded to the #Rams, some real help for one of the NFL’s top defenses.

It’s a 5th rounder to Titans (originally their own pick) with a 6th rounder going back to LAR. TEN moves on and adds draft capital.

X · Oct 27, 2025, 5:02 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Ps @ember nebula i remember during preseason ManU’s social team asked about favorite American artists, and I believe Mount said Noah Kahan

[ember nebula]

we need a ballot

(and also that tracks)

[sick perch]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1982915357154435572?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

NFL (@NFL)

Vikings QB Carson Wentz to undergo shoulder surgery, will miss rest of season. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero, @mikegarafolo)

X · Oct 27, 2025, 9:00 PM

https://tenor.com/view/vacation-gif-4313804854716799646

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1982938366917390630?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

Raiders sign WR Tyler Lockett.

X · Oct 27, 2025, 10:32 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1982948850852892694?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Schultz: Broncos CB Patrick Surtain II (pectoral) expected to miss 4-6 weeks.

X · Oct 27, 2025, 11:13 PM

[livid quest]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6752098/2025/10/26/carol-davis-raiders-death/

[cosmic fractal]

Don’t do it

They’re worse than us

[near knot]

Yeah it's kinda like me saying I'm interested in Jeremy Allen White

[livid quest]

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsreposterbot.bsky.social/post/3m4bdgcbxz22s

NFL News Reposter Bot (@nflnewsreposterbot.bsky.social)

Ian Rapoport: Sources: The future is now in New Orleans, with the #Saints  making rookie QB Tyler Shough their starter.

x.com/rapsheet/sta...

-# Ian Rapoport on X: "Sources: The future is now in New Orleans, with the #Saints making rookie QB Tyler Shough their starter. Spencer Rattler now heads to the bench, while the second-rounder moves to the forefront in a decision coach Kellen Moore informed them of today. https://t.co/yO2MJ86vJ6" / X
Sources: The future is now in New Orleans, with the #Saints making rookie QB Tyler Shough their starter. Spencer Rattler now heads to the bench, while the second-rounder moves to the forefront in a decision coach Kellen Moore informed them of today. https://t.co/yO2MJ86vJ6

Bluesky · Oct 28, 2025, 4:17 PM

[sick perch]

how is he the future

[livid quest]

Spin

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1983313853359501397?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Trade! The Patriots are sending safety Kyle Dugger to the Steelers, per sources.

New England gets a 2026 sixth-round pick for a 2026 seventh and Dugger, who had lost his starting role. Now, a new opportunity in Pittsburgh.

X · Oct 28, 2025, 11:24 PM

[sick perch]

how much help does rodgers need

[lean flower]

I just smashed my 72in TV in rage. I took out a second mortgage to wager it on the Dodgers to beat the Blue Jays. This team has now literally ruined my life. I’m trembling in rage thinking about this, my wife is definitely going to take the kids away from me

[sick perch]

https://fixvx.com/nflfrascella/status/1983123531249660106?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

John Frascella (Football) (@NFLFrascella)

One of the most bizarre interviews in NFL history here

Reporter asks a GREAT question… why not just play Shedeur Sanders to see if it does anything to your Offense?

Stefanski:

“Obviously my focus is where we are right now. That’s not my focus.” HUH
https://t.co/RpXavdXTV0

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 28, 2025, 10:47 AM

https://tenor.com/view/davyygrande-drebaby-big-dugg-food-eating-gif-26762499

[near knot]

Good thing you smashed it on Sunday 💀

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[cosmic fractal]

Late meme

[lean flower]

pray for sb

pedri’s injured and out for 4-5 weeks..

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I saw

https://tenor.com/view/rented-bunny-horror-game-horror-candle-gif-12556992930635681589

Who isnt hurt yet on the team

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1983545470774374526?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bengals QB Joe Flacco is dealing with an AC joint sprain in his throwing shoulder & his status is up in the air for Sunday vs the #Bears, sources say.

Flacco left the loss to the #Jets, then came back late. Coach Zac Taylor called him day-to-day. Jake Browning is the backup.

X · Oct 29, 2025, 2:44 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1983555205225443363?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Lions and star edge Aidan Hutchinson have agreed to terms on a 4-year, mega-extension, according to his agent @MikeMcCartney7.

It’s a 4-year, $180M deal with $141M guarantee. Another star edge rusher paid.

X · Oct 29, 2025, 3:23 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-antonio-gates-hosted-and-played-in-a-rigged-poker-game

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https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/5TBXctJJ7f

@near knot

the title is so funny

[deep flint]

okay time for my feelings to be hurt once again today

[livid quest]

https://www.threads.com/@jordanschultz/post/DQXsNQpjTCx?xmt=AQF0Zp3F-ba3krcYr7xQi59XTVG6NSRzW1dzBitkL-8x_Q&slof=1

[near knot]

Not beating the Nepo allegations

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1983614859129581666?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

#Commanders WR Terry McLaurin will be out Sunday after re-injuring his quad, Dan Quinn said.

X · Oct 29, 2025, 7:20 PM

[deep flint]

we are playing the kids + b squad + Kerkez and Palace is also playing mostly children... pray for Starlit because I want out

Chiesa literally is so fucking underappreciated

[livid quest]

https://bsky.app/profile/diannarussini.bsky.social/post/3m4e77gv75s2r

Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social)

TRADE: The Eagles are sending WR John Metchie and a 2027 sixth-round pick to the Jets for CB Michael Carter II and a 2027 seventh-round pick, sources say.

Bluesky · Oct 29, 2025, 7:39 PM

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Swansea scored first

Pray for SB and Haaland to fail to score

[deep flint]

Ismaila Sarr get ready to count your days

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Well

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Oh they didn’t even bring him oop

[near knot]

All the big teams struggling

Liverpool, spurs, Grimsby yesterday

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Not grimsby

Well

Cherki got an assist?

He’s coming for us soon, harry save us again

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Pray for Star

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[lean flower]

😭

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https://x.com/salah2003ud/status/1970205536999350719?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Sal (@salah2003ud)

Not tweeting till Salah wins the Ballon d’Or or Wirtz scores a goal

X · Sep 22, 2025, 7:16 PM

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-that-brothers-starving-starving-gif-19331207

[deep flint]

Wirtz will happen soon

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1984049591483035989?s=46&t=jS0W9NHYZ9shCXJSwOW3mg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bengals defensive tackle McKinnley Jackson has requested a trade or release, a source told ESPN’s @Ben_Baby:

https://t.co/voohy83UwQ

X · Oct 31, 2025, 12:07 AM

[sick perch]

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1984217424514941249?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

YouTube TV and Disney failed to reach a new carriage deal — meaning all Disney-owned programming is now off YouTube TV.

That includes ABC, ESPN, and other Disney channels — plus any recordings from those networks in your Library are no longer accessible.

X · Oct 31, 2025, 11:14 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1984271160318836790?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Jaguars are placing WR/CB Travis Hunter on injured reserve because of a knee injury suffered in practice Thursday, coach Liam Coen said. He's out at least four games.

X · Oct 31, 2025, 2:48 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1984278907009605916?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Dolphins and GM Chris Grier have mutually parted ways, per sources.

X · Oct 31, 2025, 3:18 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1984282240797556949?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Schefter: Mike McDaniel will remain Dolphins' head coach for remainder of season at least.

X · Oct 31, 2025, 3:32 PM

[sick perch]

dont pick up the phone @andrewberry

[cosmic fractal]

Coventry possibly losing to Hollywood FC/Wrexham????

Not the hattrick!!!

[ember nebula]

oh looks like that was a good match

i was busy

they got knocked out of the cup midweek tho

(league cup)

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I saw that one on TV, Will Fish a Untied academy grad scored the winner

[deep flint]

oh i forgot that Haaland has a YouTube channel now

that he actively has content on for some reason

https://youtu.be/9T6L38aIT0Q I prefer not to speak on the Halloween costume choice. if i speak i am in big trouble

[near knot]

Manifesting 4 in a row today 🙏

It just makes sense with the haircut story

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How has Dyche been since taking over I forgot

One win at least I know

[near knot]

Too early to say ig, wish it was still ange

Should see how Anderson plays since we are looking to buy him as backup/replacement for Case

[cosmic fractal]

So close there…

I might dip again soon, have to go out

[near knot]

Uncomfortable watch so far

Sesko in good positions but pretty weak touches

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Dalot hyping Casemiro up