Sports

[ember nebula]

Awful awful news.

I did a double take looking at the subject line from the Liverpool Echo in my inbox and was shocked it said “dead” instead of “deal.”

Terrible.

[cosmic fractal]

God damn a 17 year old in the polish league is barely alive rn after a car crash

His baby (literally, only 1) sister didn’t survive

What the hell is going on

[lean flower]

💔

[deep flint]

started crying at work finally

luckily I'm on lunch but still

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1940834463585653164?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Steelers announced they signed GM Omar Khan to a three-year contract that will keep him with the team through at least the 2028 season.

X · Jul 3, 2025, 6:06 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1940840921945587981?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Liverpool have confirmed that the number 2️⃣0️⃣ shirt will be rightly immortalised in honour of Diogo Jota. 💔🇵🇹🕊️

X · Jul 3, 2025, 6:31 PM

[deep flint]

I need to see an actual source for this

not believing a glorified aggregator

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espnfc/status/1940845556269564399?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Liverpool FC announce that Diogo Jota's 'No. 20 will be rightly immortalised for his contributions' ❤️

X · Jul 3, 2025, 6:50 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/boxer-julio-cesar-chavez-ice-arrest_n_6866c94de4b0225e8f8be09d

[cosmic fractal]

@lean flower no Nico to Barca after all

[cosmic fractal]

Ou but Rashford said he’s willing to lower wages to move there

Please take him

[deep flint]

THE EVIL (UNKNOWN FOOTBALLER IN HIS 30S) HAS BEEN DEFEATED (PARTEY GOT CHARGED ON FIVE COUNTS AND A SIXTH COUNT FOR SA)

[idle drift]

Palestinian footballer, Muhannad al-Lili, killed in Israeli airstrike https://maktoobmedia.com/gaza-genocide/palestinian-footballer-muhannad-al-lili-killed-in-israeli-airstrike/

[lean flower]

u really hate him now don’t u

[cosmic fractal]

I don’t hate him as much as Amorim does lol and besides he hasn’t made me as frustrated as talking with my guy friend’s gf lately (they were taking care of my plants and then suddenly when moving out we all ran into trust issues and then she cut me off from both their socials/contact ways!)

[lean flower]

idk why nico reminds me of doku

obv nico has way better end product and finishing but doku is the better dribbler imo so they’re about even

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1941172380568801524?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Aston Villa, Barcelona , Chelsea, AS Roma and Lyon are all fined by UEFA for breaching financial Fair Play regulations.

Chelsea: 20M€
Barcelona: 15M€
Lyon: 12.5M€
Aston Villa: 11M€
Roma: 3M€

X · Jul 4, 2025, 4:28 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1941210095771345345?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨💜 Burnley agree deal to sign Kyle Walker from Manchester City, all done and here we go!

Permanent move worth up to £5m… if Walker will play 70% of the games + Burnley stay in Premier League.

Two year contract agreed and first part of medical tests already took place.

X · Jul 4, 2025, 6:58 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Someone said we signed tuco from breaking bad

[ember nebula]

We locked down Branthwaite, so I’m pretty happy. Need Gana to sign, too.

[cosmic fractal]

-# I thought that said Garna

[ember nebula]

No all I can get excited about is extending the contracts we have. 😭

[cosmic fractal]

Everton needs all the help they can get so I get it

[idle drift]

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25222418-shedeur-sanders-cfl-negotiating-rights-acquired-toronto-argonauts

[lean flower]

rip musiala

i’d post the injury but it’s kinda bad

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1941608348672983085?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨⚠️ Jamal Musiala has broken his left fibula and damaged several ligaments, reports BILD.

Musiala will likely be out for 4-5 months.

X · Jul 5, 2025, 9:21 PM

[deep flint]

pray for Burnley

[cosmic fractal]

I saw…it’s so bad

[cosmic fractal]

Always rated Lamine Yamal ofc but this is next level

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1941895838281699341?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cowboys WR Kavontae Turpin was arrested this morning by police on illegal marijuana and gun charges.

Turpin was charged with a Class B Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana and a Class A Misdemeanor Unlawful Carrying of a Weapon.

X · Jul 6, 2025, 4:23 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1941912041364635660?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

PHX: Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, Khaman Maluach, Rasheer Fleming, Koby Brea, Daeqwon Plowden, 2nd

HOU: Kevin Durant, Clint Capela

BKN: 2 2nds

GSW: Alex Toohey, Jahmai Mashack

ATL: 2nd swap, David Roddy, cash

LAL: Adou Thiero

MIN: Rocco Zikarsky, 2 2nds, cash

X · Jul 6, 2025, 5:28 PM

[sick perch]

buncha s

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https://vxtwitter.com/wyattreed13/status/1941896646821843428?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Wyatt Reed (@wyattreed13)

Dwight Howard: “I tweeted ‘Free Palestine’ and I damn near got kicked out the league for it.”

“Less than 10 min after I tweet that, I get a call from the commissioner of the NBA, agents, people working with my foundation,” all with the same message: “you gotta erase this tweet.” https://t.co/eiIIFeNYVf

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 6, 2025, 4:26 PM

[lean flower]

we got owned again

[cosmic fractal]

SB were you talking about the gold cup

[lean flower]

yes

[lean flower]

mexico beat us in the gold cup final

[ember nebula]

B team, tho

[cosmic fractal]

Calvert Lewin to the rescue!!! He is what we need!

Wathombe you recommend No right??? Nervous emote

[ember nebula]

He will start 5 matches a season for you, and four of those he will suck.

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1942146980995641682?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Theo Hernández to Al Hilal, here we go! Agreement now being sealed after verbal pact made two weeks ago.

AC Milan will receive €25m transfer fee as Theo will sign his contract in the upcoming days.

New left back for Simone Inzaghi. 🇫🇷

X · Jul 7, 2025, 9:01 AM

https://x.com/onefootball/status/1942258871063412782?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

OneFootball (@OneFootball)

Wojciech Szczęsny extends his Barcelona contract until 2027 ✍️

X · Jul 7, 2025, 4:26 PM

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1942229973353304465?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Clippers, Jazz and Heat have agreed to a three team trade, per @ShamsCharania 🚨

Heat receive:
-Norman Powell

Clippers receive:
-John Collins

Jazz receive:
-Kevin Love
-Kyle Anderson
-2027 LAC 2nd-RD pick

Who won the trade? 👀

X · Jul 7, 2025, 2:31 PM

[ember nebula]

YESSS

[cosmic fractal]

Au revouir Theo

[ember nebula]

I’m not going to believe it until I see the email from the club.

[lean flower]

https://x.com/touchlinex/status/1942480251885359527?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

The Touchline | Football Coverage (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Ter Stegen is REFUSING to leave Barcelona!

— @mundodeportivo

X · Jul 8, 2025, 7:05 AM

he’s an actual terrorist bro

[cosmic fractal]

No more ferran=MILF pfp???

Whats gotten into you

[lean flower]

I'll put it again soon

when the season starts

[lean flower]

https://x.com/thehatecentral/status/1942696045806485506?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Hater Central (@TheHateCentral)

Chelsea’s path to the Club World Cup
Final:

Los Angeles
Flamengo
Espérance
Benfica
Palmeiras
Fluminense

A TRIP THROUGH CANDYLAND 😊🍭🌈🙌

X · Jul 8, 2025, 9:23 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1942942936167223299?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔴🔵 OFFICIAL: Olympique Lyon will NOT be relegated to Ligue 2 and the club will stay in Ligue1.

The decision has been confirmed.

X · Jul 9, 2025, 1:44 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1942959949685965109?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Buccaneers All-Pro LT Tristan Wirfs recently underwent arthroscopic surgery on his right knee, as @jjones9 reported. Wirfs likely will open the regular season on the Physically Unable to Perform list and miss time to start the season. Wirfs had lingering soreness in his right

X · Jul 9, 2025, 2:52 PM

[ember nebula]

Okay I believe it now.

[lean flower]

damn I’m missing a generational hate watch cause of work 💔

[deep flint]

dw I'm missing an even larger one between PSG and Chelsea 😭 I refuse to watch that shit show with Trump there

anyways just remember Alisson played 210 minutes against this Qatari oil money funded superteam and only conceded once, Courtois is a fraud

only shows up against Liverpool for some fucking reason

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1943422099802198167?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Noni Madueke to Arsenal, here we go! Fee agreed in excess of £50m with add-ons included, green light from Chelsea.

Madueke already agreed five year deal at Arsenal days ago and he’s now set to complete the move.

The winger leaves #CFC to join #AFC.

X · Jul 10, 2025, 9:28 PM

they’re not a serious club..

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1943441029413376152?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Chargers RB Najee Harris was present at a 4th of July event where a fireworks mishap resulted in injuries to several attendees. Najee sustained a superficial eye injury during the incident, but is fully expected to be ready for the upcoming NFL season, per agent @DHendrickson41.

X · Jul 10, 2025, 10:43 PM

[tidal ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1943692096289808784?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 OFFICIAL: UEFA announce Crystal Palace won’t be playing in the Europa League next season.

Palace to play in the Conference League per UEFA rules.

X · Jul 11, 2025, 3:21 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1943745868236304826?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: the Bears and general manager Ryan Poles have reached agreement on a contract extension that ties him to Chicago for the next five years, through the 2029 season. Poles had two years remaining on his old deal, but now the Bears have him and new head coach Ben

X · Jul 11, 2025, 6:55 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/jacobsben/status/1944020705672114418?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

Andre Onana will miss Manchester United’s pre-season tour of America with a hamstring injury, as @mcgrathmike called.

4-6 weeks out. Plan if for Onana to train with #MUFC after they return from the States.🏥

X · Jul 12, 2025, 1:07 PM

every utd fan rn: pat bev gif

[tidal ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-beverley-patrick-beverley-nba-timberwolves-gif-11752728165167489486

[livid quest]

https://x.com/ShamChorania/status/1944083728772608212

Shams Charania (@ShamChorania)

BREAKING: Lakers star LeBron James will go live on ESPN tonight at 9pm EST and is scheduled to make an announcement relating to the future of his career, sources tell me.

X · Jul 12, 2025, 5:17 PM

[lean flower]

nice try

didn't get sham'd

[idle drift]

https://x.com/WillieKnowsBall/status/1944178609859510468

Willie Knows Ball (@WillieKnowsBall)

🚨BREAKING 🚨

Browns rookie RB, Quinshon Judkins, appears to have been arrested by Broward County

Alleged Arrest Description:
TOUCH OR STRIKE/BATTERY/DOMESTIC VIOL

X · Jul 12, 2025, 11:34 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1944275603181777207?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🇶🇦 Roberto Firmino to Al Sadd, here we go! Deal done for former Liverpool star to leave Al Ahli and join Qatari side Al Sadd.

It’s over between Firmino and Al Ahli after winning the Asian Champions League.

New chapter ready as agreement has been sealed with Al Sadd. 🇧🇷

X · Jul 13, 2025, 6:00 AM

[lean flower]

guys cole palmer is cooking psg...

[idle drift]

Oh Windy left

[lean flower]

oh 🥀🥀

[tidal ferry]

Yeah I noticed it a couple of days ago

[lean flower]

bantering utd isn't gonna be fun anymore

[deep flint]

Windy left

[idle drift]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1944856930209685724

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Jets and star WR Garrett Wilson have reached an agreement to make him one of the NFL’s highest-paid WRs.

It’s a 4-year, $130M deal done by Jeff Nalley of @CAAFootball.

X · Jul 14, 2025, 8:30 PM

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1944857341851263422

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The deal includes $90M guarantees and means that Garrett Wilson is a big part of the #Jets future. At one point, while Aaron Rodgers was QB, that was very much in doubt.

X · Jul 14, 2025, 8:31 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1944754723493437825?t=RoUt-Si98niazMxJ6kCvOg&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers WR Jauan Jennings, who is scheduled to make $7.5 million this season in the final year of his deal, wants a new contract or a trade, per sources.

49ers extended Jennings’ deal last year, but that does not change how Jennings feels about this year.

X · Jul 14, 2025, 1:43 PM

I can’t say pray for windy anymore.. or ig i can in spirit

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1945178397816111176?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Pro-Bowl guard Trey Smith and the Chiefs reached agreement just ahead of today’s franchise-tag deadline on a four-year, $94 million deal that includes $70 million guaranteed and makes him the highest-paid guard in NFL history, ESPN’s sources tell me and @ByNateTaylor.

It’s the

X · Jul 15, 2025, 5:47 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1945190471652765823?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Jets and All-Pro Sauce Gardner have agreed to terms on a massive four-year, $120.4 million extension, making him the NFL’s highest-paid CB at $30.1M per year, sources tell The Insiders.

Gardner’s team, agent @ajv and @allantegardner of @vaynersports, negotiated the deal.

X · Jul 15, 2025, 6:35 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.nhl.com/ducks/news/ducks-sign-mysak-to-one-year-contract

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1945876698660294713?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: A Dallas County judge just sentenced Chiefs WR Rashee Rice to five years probation and 30 days of jail time that can be served during those five years stemming for his role in a multi-car crash in Dallas during the 2024 offseason.

Now that the judge has ruled, the

X · Jul 17, 2025, 4:02 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/NFL/status/1945664311768314178

NFL (@NFL)

Pass rusher Von Miller signing with Commanders. (via @TomPelissero)

X · Jul 17, 2025, 1:58 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1945904604946031027?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

WR Mike Williams informs Chargers he plans to retire. (via @RapSheet)

X · Jul 17, 2025, 5:53 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1945941082543738933?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: Steelers star TJ Watt has become the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history for the second time in his illustrious career, reaching agreement today on a three-year, $123 million extension that includes $108M fully guaranteed at signing. The $41 million per year average

X · Jul 17, 2025, 8:18 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1945956216733085863?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard is finalizing a three-year, $42 million contract to return to the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is expected to include a player option in 2027-28 and a no-trade clause. A storybook reunion home for the 35-year-old.

X · Jul 17, 2025, 9:18 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1945941147651617196?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Highest paid non-quarterbacks in the NFL:

🏈TJ Watt: $41M
🏈Ja’Marr Chase: $40.25M
🏈Myles Garrett: $40M
🏈Danielle Hunter: $35.6M
🏈Maxx Crosby: $35.5M
🏈Justin Jefferson: $35M
🏈Nick Bosa: $34M
🏈CeeDee Lamb: $34M

X · Jul 17, 2025, 8:18 PM

[sick perch]

2 sneaks

“Danielle Hunter” okay

[lean flower]

who’s the other one

[sick perch]

tj

worst one on this list if you ask me also he has glass bones

/hj im a hater

i dont think he is worth 41M

[lean flower]

prob not, we’re just biased as division rivals tho lol

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espnfc/status/1946284361340330209?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Ten Hag's Bayer Leverkusen side are losing 5-0 within the first 60 minutes of their first preseason match to Flamengo's U20 team.

X · Jul 18, 2025, 7:02 PM

[deep flint]

would say "at least Windy doesn't have to deal with this" but uh... Amorim isn't looking too much better

anyways so glad we could rescue Florian and Jeremie from this upcoming disaster of a season

[tidal ferry]

Trash vs garbage

[lean flower]

I wonder how windy would feel about rashford (loan deal to barca confirmed) rn

[ember nebula]

I’m in another server with her. She said this earlier:

[tidal ferry]

rashford in big 2025 is crazy

[lean flower]

this is flick ball

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldinho-tongue-gif-23905918

I know rashford is salivating over the thought of going against trent

[lean flower]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1946678940052975982?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

BREAKING: Marcus Smart has agreed to a contract buyout with the Washington Wizards and intends to sign a two-year, $11 million deal with the Los Angeles Lakers after clearing waivers, sources tell ESPN. A return to a grand stage for the 2022 NBA Defensive Player of the Year.

X · Jul 19, 2025, 9:10 PM

[sick perch]

new scapegoat acquired

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1947019324251603063?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Seahawks have released TE Noah Fant.

X · Jul 20, 2025, 7:42 PM

[deep flint]

I am sad again

I got sold false hope by people in LFCcord that Chiesa might stay and get playing time and now :(((((( he is not coming on the trip to Asia

[lean flower]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1946857051520376856

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨💣 BREAKING: Hugo Ekitike to Liverpool, here we go!

Deal in place for fee over €90m for the French striker to join from Eintracht Frankfurt, potentially reaching €95m.

Six year deal for Ekitike, valid until June 2031; he only wanted Liverpool move.

New striker for Slot 🇫🇷

X · Jul 20, 2025, 8:57 AM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/MailSport/status/1946512667415286072

Mail Sport (@MailSport)

Former Man United star Javier Hernandez sparks fury by accusing women of 'eradicating masculinity' and claims they should focus on 'multiplying, cleaning, and sustaining the home' https://t.co/kPgPwcCo2a

X · Jul 19, 2025, 10:09 AM

[ember nebula]

😬

Oh Chicharito

[idle drift]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1947294707689963800

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Titans QB Will Levis will undergo season-ending shoulder surgery, per multiple reports.

X · Jul 21, 2025, 1:56 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1947312717024370810?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Twelve-time All-Star Chris Paul has agreed to a deal with the Los Angeles Clippers, CAA's Steven Heumann, Ty Sullivan and Jessica Holtz told ESPN. Paul had multiple suitors, but chose the contending Clippers and their shared history in L.A. for his likely final, 21st NBA season.

X · Jul 21, 2025, 3:08 PM

[sick perch]

los angeles retirement home strikes again

[idle drift]

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DMVEvIQs-Cn?xmt=AQF0h0dgADBIAYyM9CxuHwIGz8k9KuInRO2wRtj7OO7QbQ

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1946976835364954320

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Former #Falcons starting QB Desmond Ridder is signing with the #Bengals, per source. Some experienced competition behind Joe Burrow.

X · Jul 20, 2025, 4:53 PM

[sick perch]

dont care didnt ask

just for him to ran down by mason graham

[idle drift]

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsposter.bsky.social/post/3lugbozl2bu2e

NFL News Poster (@nflnewsposter.bsky.social)

[Jones] In a post to Truth Social, President Trump says he will consider blocking the stadium deal at the RFK site for the Commanders if the organization does not revert to its previous name. Team owner Josh Harris has said he would not bring back the name. twitter.com/jjones9/stat...

Bluesky · Jul 20, 2025, 8:07 PM

[ember nebula]

fairly sure shithead has zero authority over a stadium deal in DC, but any opportunity to be a dick, apparently

[sick perch]

post real news

[idle drift]

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/investigations/commanders-stadium/trump-rfk-stadium-deal-threats-over-name-change/65-0922769c-fe22-41e2-905d-271f8f84ed6d

(This article might be AI)

[ember nebula]

his routes seems tenuous at best

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1947336672229920830?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Terry McLaurin willing to holdout, hold-in, or request trade to secure extension, per @henrycmckenna.

McLaurin most interested in "trying to bring a deal together, not breaking the [Commanders] apart."

X · Jul 21, 2025, 4:43 PM

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https://x.com/LeadingReport/status/1947019810082017486

Leading Report (@LeadingReport)

BREAKING: President Trump calls for the Cleveland Guardians to change their name back to the Indians.

X · Jul 20, 2025, 7:44 PM

[ember nebula]

jfc

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https://www.si.com/nfl/trey-hendrickson-manti-teo-bengals-offer

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DMaMUv-sozF?xmt=AQF0Jc0UH_zhGCLcftcronkIUrU8Ol6CLhZoGCKYXmt78g

https://www.chargers.com/news/philip-rivers-retires-2025?hidebanner=true

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsposter.bsky.social/post/3luiw6mnlog2f

NFL News Poster (@nflnewsposter.bsky.social)

[Pelissero] The #Packers and OT Zach Tom have agreed to terms on a historic four-year, $88M contract extension with a max value of $92M. The deal includes a $30.2M Signing Bonus, which is the largest signing bonus for an Offensive Lineman in the history of the NFL. twitter.com/TomPelissero...

Bluesky · Jul 21, 2025, 9:19 PM

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/duke-tobin-takes-aim-at-the-advice-shemar-stewart-is-receiving

Duke Tobin on Stewart: "I don’t blame Shemar. He’s listening to the advice he’s paying for. I don’t understand the advice. . . . We’re treating him fairly.” Stewart's agent in response: "Duke Tobin has had no involvement in this negotiation. It seems to be above his pay grade.”

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1947731494593597937?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The Honey Badger, Tyrann Mathieu, has announced his retirement. Truly one of a kind.

X · Jul 22, 2025, 6:52 PM

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dang

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https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1947990202787504307

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets signed OL Samuel Jackson.

X · Jul 23, 2025, 12:00 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/retort-gif-18245784

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1948018156255191336?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Giants HC Brian Daboll said Russell Wilson is his starting quarterback.

X · Jul 23, 2025, 1:51 PM

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https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/caleb-williams-sets-4-000-passing-yards-70-percent-completion-rate-as-2025-personal-goals

https://bsky.app/profile/diannarussini.bsky.social/post/3luleb4aihs22

Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social)

-# ↩ Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social)
They received two offers in a 24-hour span, none containing the guarantees past the first year he was looking for.

Hendrickson didn’t want to hear the practice whistles while being a distraction to his teammates, so he and his wife Alisa decided to pack up and head to Florida.

(2/3)

Bluesky · Jul 22, 2025, 8:37 PM

https://bsky.app/profile/diannarussini.bsky.social/post/3luleazsbk222

Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social)

EXCLUSIVE: Just spoke to Bengals pass rusher Trey Hendrickson, who is currently in Jacksonville, FL. For the last 30 days, he had been at his home in Cincinnati and training.

But as training camp approached, he and his wife decided to leave.

(1/3)

Likes

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Bluesky · Jul 22, 2025, 8:37 PM

https://bsky.app/profile/diannarussini.bsky.social/post/3luleb4aiht22

Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social)

-# ↩ Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social)
Down in Jacksonville, Hendrickson continues to train, hoping that a deal can be worked out.

“I was more than willing to take less in some ways in order to make this work.”

Bluesky · Jul 22, 2025, 8:37 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1947748503142146161

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Washington WR Terry McLaurin, who is seeking a new contract, did not report to training camp today, per source. McLaurin was not present for the Commanders’ conditioning test today that marked an unofficial start of training camp. All other players are present and accounted for,

X · Jul 22, 2025, 8:00 PM

https://www.threads.com/@jordanschultz/post/DMa-_b8xnuW

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1948057455834894407?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: ESPN is reportedly nearing a deal to acquire the iconic show “NFL RedZone” and the NFL Network.

The deal is rumored to be worth over $2 BILLION.

(via @nytimes)

X · Jul 23, 2025, 4:27 PM

game’s gone

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Hosted by Stephen A. Smith

[sick perch]

I dont like this

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FREE THE SWEDISH LAD FROM THE SAUDI GEORDIES https://x.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1948341360475377924

Craig Hope (@CraigHope_DM)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Alexander Isak tells Newcastle he wants to explore move away from club

👇 Full 💣 details amid Liverpool interest... #nufc #lfc

https://t.co/L6Ttwlycet

X · Jul 24, 2025, 11:15 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1948375930772001007?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Connor Hughes (@Connor_J_Hughes)

BREAKING: #Jets QB Justin Fields is being carted off the field at training camp.

He suffered an injury to leg at practice.

The team ended that portion of practice after. They’re working special teams now.

X · Jul 24, 2025, 1:33 PM

[sick perch]

lord

sell the team

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/todd-bowles-desmond-watson-is-on-non-football-illness-list-because-of-his-weight

[sick perch]

better than the other D. Watson

[idle drift]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45800610/inside-nflpa-executive-director-lloyd-howell-tenure

[Van Natta Jr. & Kahler] Howell ordered the union facilities department to merge two spaces in the parking garage to avoid door dings on his Porsche Cayenne Turbo…He asked workers to change the number of the two spaces, 10 and 11, to 32, as an homage to the jersey number worn by O.J. Simpson

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1948448293513568583?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

QB Justin Fields sustained a dislocated toe in his right foot and will be day-to-day, the Jets announced.

X · Jul 24, 2025, 6:20 PM

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https://www.muhalif.com.tr/magazin/mauro-icardinin-mustehcen-videosunu-ifsaladi-galatasarayli-futbolcu-ise-ciplak-pozlari-atanin-natasha-rey-oldugunu-soyledi/712716

Galatasaray star Mauro Icardi shared nude photos sent to him by social media influencer Natasha Rey on his Instagram story. Rey, in turn, included a video of Icardi showing his penis on her story.

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https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1948525639516258632?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: Raiders are releasing defensive tackle Christian Wilkins with the designation of terminated vested veteran. His time in Las Vegas is now over.

Due to how Wilkins treated the rehab from his foot injury he suffered last season, the Raiders voided the remaining $35.2

X · Jul 24, 2025, 11:28 PM

[sick perch]

can the browns do this with watson

[idle drift]

This is an interesting question honestly

With the turmoil NFLPA is in right now this would be the perfect time

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1948680616796459433?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City agree deal to sign James Trafford as new goalkeeper, here we go!

Deal in place with Burnley under value of £40m buy back clause. Trafford said yes to Man City as Pep Guardiola wanted him.

Newcastle are also informed about Trafford’s decision.

X · Jul 25, 2025, 9:43 AM

weeeee

[ember nebula]

“Newcastle are also informed” lmao

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1948509986411200813?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Bucs have signed G Michael Jordan.

X · Jul 24, 2025, 10:25 PM

[sick perch]

how much help does mike evans need

[idle drift]

Jealous over Baker

[sick perch]

no i needed to drag someone from that team that isnt baker

[lean flower]

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1948812748088897921

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

At least 100 players from roughly half the NFL's 32 teams face fines and possible suspension for allegedly selling their allotted tickets to this year's Super Bowl LIX above face value in violation of league policies, per @DVNJr and ESPN’s Tisha Thompson.

https://t.co/TXoGhvQ532

X · Jul 25, 2025, 6:29 PM

[sick perch]

give me a break

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1948871164924674185

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Just in: Shemar Stewart and the Cincinnati Bengals reached agreement on a four-year, fully guaranteed $18.97 million contract that includes a $10.4 million signing bonus, per his agent Zac Hiller of LAA.

Every 2025 first-round pick now has a deal.

X · Jul 25, 2025, 10:21 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1949491119840198797?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🇨🇴 FC Bayern reach full agreement to sign Luis Diaz from Liverpool, here we go!

€75m package agreed and authorization for medical also confirmed from #LFC.

Lucho wanted to leave, Liverpool accept the conditions and Diaz will now sign a four year deal at Bayern.

🔴⚪️✈️

X · Jul 27, 2025, 3:24 PM

[sick perch]

https://fixvx.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1949287876019327416?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Cam Ward is going to be good...really good.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 27, 2025, 1:57 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1949530146224087412?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

BREAKING: The #Chargers are making OT Rashawn Slater the highest paid OT in NFL history, signing him to a 4-year, $114M extension, per @AdamSchefter. He gets $92M guaranteed in the deal.

X · Jul 27, 2025, 5:59 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/matthew-stafford-will-remain-out-of-practice-next-week-and-his-return-is-week-to-week

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DMlI-uoMlcg?xmt=AQF0Ttya3Ivl3xTaLmAc5N2_cQ8hEdhjX03e2eH9zjiagg

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsposter.bsky.social/post/3luv42cgfhp2c

NFL News Poster (@nflnewsposter.bsky.social)

[Rapoport] Texans RB Joe Mixon, who is on the non-football injury list, is expected to be out an extended period of time with a frustrating foot injury, sources say. twitter.com/RapSheet/sta...

Bluesky · Jul 26, 2025, 5:36 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1949560378897187176?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Browns QB Kenny Pickett injured his hamstring near the end of Saturday’s practice and is expected to re-evaluate the injury later this week, per sources. Pickett was coming off a strong couple of practices, per sources, and at least for the short term, there now will be more reps

X · Jul 27, 2025, 7:59 PM

[deep flint]

Diaz leaving means easiest Isak money ever

[idle drift]

https://x.com/ceeflashpee84/status/1949858079270391974

cordarrelle patterson (@ceeflashpee84)

Breaking news❗️❗️❗️Pittsburgh Steelers release old washed up cordarrelle patterson on his day off!!!

X · Jul 28, 2025, 3:42 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1949879614811042201?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Colorado HC Deion Sanders and his medical team announced that he had a bladder tumor that has been removed and Sanders is now “cured from the cancer.”

X · Jul 28, 2025, 5:08 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1949902206121234934?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

More about Christian Wilkins, who was released by the Las Vegas Raiders on Thursday, kissing a fellow player on the head and the teammate taking offense to it:

https://t.co/Aq29u7SOjX

X · Jul 28, 2025, 6:38 PM

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1949903958895710360?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Broncos and WR Courtland Sutton have agreed to terms on a four-year, $92 extension, sources tell The Insiders.

Entering the final year of his contract, Sutton reported on time to camp and now has his new deal, which was negotiated by @milkhoneysport.

X · Jul 28, 2025, 6:45 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1949902206121234934

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

More about Christian Wilkins, who was released by the Las Vegas Raiders on Thursday, kissing a fellow player on the head and the teammate taking offense to it:

https://t.co/Aq29u7SOjX

X · Jul 28, 2025, 6:38 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1949924346526380453?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Titans now have waived-injured WR Treylon Burks, who fractured his collarbone over the weekend.

X · Jul 28, 2025, 8:06 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/27/nba-star-marcus-morris-sr-arrested/

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1949978437449355562?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

This is in the building where the NFL has its offices:

QRT: ABC
DEVELOPING: New York City Police are responding after an officer and a civilian were shot in Midtown Manhattan on Monday by a suspect who fled into an office building, sources told ABC News.
https://abcnews.link/ixjY8y5

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 28, 2025, 11:41 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1950217254068473892?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

A few injuries to watch today:
— #Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy appeared shaken up.
— #Bills CB Maxwell Hairston is getting his knee checked out.
— #Giants WR Malik Nabers left practice and will have his shoulder checked out, but appears ok, per me and @MikeGarafolo.
— #Patriots CB

X · Jul 29, 2025, 3:30 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AP/status/1950167957872549912

The Associated Press (@AP)

BREAKING: Mayor Eric Adams says the gunman who killed 4 at a Manhattan office building was targeting the NFL headquarters but took the wrong elevator. https://t.co/kdyO89kO8T

X · Jul 29, 2025, 12:14 PM

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45848952/nfl-employee-seriously-injured-deadly-shooting-tower-housing-league-hq

[ember nebula]

did you read why he was targeting the NFL, though?

he suspects he has whatever that concussion condition is (though it is undiagnosed). the only football he played was in high school over 20 years ago. for that he blames the NFL. clearly needed some mental health care.

[idle drift]

CTE

[sick perch]

weh

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1950200446372450678?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

A reunion: The #Jets are signing 40-year-old K Nick Folk, who previously kicked for the team from 2010–2016.

Folk led the NFL in field goal percentage in each of the last two seasons — 96.7% and 95.5% — as a member of the Titans.

X · Jul 29, 2025, 2:23 PM

[sick perch]

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1950279748459823181?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Ravens HC John Harbaugh told reporters that TE Isaiah Likely rolled his ankle and is now expected to miss a few weeks.

X · Jul 29, 2025, 7:38 PM

peaky blinders gif

[deep flint]

you and I can share it because Alisson had to take a break from preseason and head back to Liverpool for a "personal issue"

I hope my meow meow is okay

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1950325340380844199

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: Trey Hendrickson is planning to report to Bengals camp Wednesday, ending his holdout without being any closer to a new deal, per sources. Reporting to camp stops the $50,000 per day fines and also serves as a good-faith gesture to try to jumpstart negotiations.

The

X · Jul 29, 2025, 10:39 PM

[sick perch]

The

[idle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-the-essay-hilarious-haha-gif-3565665

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1950555384579842517?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Bengals have released RB Zack Moss.

X · Jul 30, 2025, 1:53 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6525499/2025/07/30/shannon-sharpe-lawsuit-settlement-espn-first-take/?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=twhq&source=twitterhq

[lean flower]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1950908171821695064?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

BREAKING: The #Bengals are signing former #Seahawks TE Noah Fant, per multiple sources.

The talented former first-round pick garnered significant interest — and now lands with Joe Burrow, Ja'Marr Chase, Tee Higgins, Chase Brown and Mike Gesicki in Cincinnati’s loaded offense.

X · Jul 31, 2025, 1:15 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45864313/ravens-employ-olympian-michael-phelps-teach-swim

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1951050601560785266

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Terry McLaurin requested a trade, as ⁦@Schultz_Report⁩ also reported.

X · Jul 31, 2025, 10:41 PM

[sick perch]

bengal

[lean flower]

charger

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1951055609823961374?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The league-wide belief is that Terry McLaurin has been seeking at least $30 million per season — and the Washington Commanders just haven’t been willing to meet that number.

X · Jul 31, 2025, 11:01 PM

[near knot]

falcon

[high seal]

bill

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1951293399211835887?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Russini: EDGE Micah Parsons considering requesting a trade or declaring "that he is severing his relationship with the team."

X · Aug 1, 2025, 2:46 PM

[sick perch]

love the taste of a sweet cowboys downfall

[lean flower]

https://x.com/theathletic/status/1951341928336744803?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

The Athletic (@TheAthletic)

BREAKING: The NFL and ESPN have struck a deal giving the league equity in ESPN, potentially worth billions, in exchange for rights to key media properties, sources tell @AndrewMarchand.

ESPN is expected to get access to RedZone, NFL Network and more.

X · Aug 1, 2025, 5:59 PM

💔🥀

[sick perch]

ugh

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1951346463889350708?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

EDGE Micah Parsons requests trade.

X · Aug 1, 2025, 6:17 PM

[sick perch]

micah and myles who says no

for a 1st round

[tidal ferry]

bear

[deep flint]

the top football journo for a Slovenian paper is saying Sesko chose Newcastle

time to pray for all the Prem fans in chat except me because it's so over when we sign Isak

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espnuk/status/1951358097491988738?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN UK (@ESPNUK)

Liverpool are not currently planning to submit a second offer for Alexander Isak, a source has told ESPN, after Newcastle rejected the club's opening bid for the striker.

A source said the nature of Newcastle's rejection was such that Liverpool feel presenting a second bid at

X · Aug 1, 2025, 7:03 PM

wha

[tidal ferry]

Pray for star

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1951447555650494942?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🇰🇷 BREAKING: Heung-min Son has decided to leave Tottenham this summer.

The player has informed Spurs management and also new manager Thomas Frank.

Negotiations underway with MLS side LAFC after he wad also approached by Saudi clubs in May.

MLS, most likely destination. 🇺🇸

X · Aug 2, 2025, 12:58 AM

[deep flint]

actual lies, Newcastle are putting a bid in for Sesko

so Isak can really force a fucking move now

[near knot]

I'm utd fan so Newcastle can back off

[near knot]

Ahhh we need him (ATL)

They can take kirko

[lean flower]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1951680747229552690?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

BREAKING: Luka Dončić has signed a 3-year, $165 million max contract extension with the Los Angeles Lakers, per @ShamsCharania.

X · Aug 2, 2025, 4:25 PM

[sick perch]

nico prevented him from making at least like 30m more a year

cause this is pretty low, they must be tryna save up for depth after bron leaves

[idle drift]

https://www.tmz.com/2025/08/02/nfl-denzel-perryman-arrested-possession-assault-weapon/

https://www.newsbreak.com/wbre-1589984/4151281525688-saquon-barkley-named-to-president-s-council-on-sports-fitness-and-nutrition

[lean flower]

https://x.com/_mlfootball/status/1951781306398068778?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

MLFootball (@_MLFootball)

PEYTON MANNING’S HALL OF FAME BUST.

💀💀💀

X · Aug 2, 2025, 11:05 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1952516333024747719

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: Browns are signing QB Tyler “Snoop” Huntley, who spent part of last season with Cleveland. With Kenny Pickett and Dillon Gabriel nursing hamstring injuries, and Shedeur Sanders having a sore shoulder, the Browns need another arm. Enter Huntley.

X · Aug 4, 2025, 11:45 PM

[sick perch]

FIVE quarterbacks

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https://www.flashscore.com/news/soccer-liga-portugal-fc-porto-director-of-football-jorge-costa-passes-away-after-suffering-cardiac-arrest/ddsN8LBs/

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1952761296275046441?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Rams and Pro Bowl RB Kyren Williams have agreed to terms on a big-time new extension, as he gets a 3-year deal worth $33M with $23M guaranteed, I’m told.

The deal done by agent Drew and Jason Rosenhaus locks up the young rusher who has eclipsed 1,100 yards last 2 seasons.

X · Aug 5, 2025, 3:59 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/crime/article/thomas-partey-raped-two-women-and-sexually-assaulted-a-third-chqmx5dpl

[idle drift]

https://www.on3.com/high-school/news/sources-teddy-bridgewater-leaving-miami-northwestern-pursuing-nfl-return/

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DM9E_c2tUpm?xmt=AQF04iIoVDQhi0_SSQ6QQeO2dyjkkjTWAc10JdQvZlSsEw

[sick perch]

how much help does hurts need

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1952826730537996442

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Discipline: NFL suspended Vikings WR Jordan Addison for the first three games of the 2025 regular season for violating the league’s Substances of Abuse Policy.

Addison now will miss games at Chicago, vs. the Falcons and vs. the Bengals.

X · Aug 5, 2025, 8:19 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1952880949437321707?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Reunion: Six-time Pro Bowl WR Keenan Allen is signing with the #Chargers on a one-year, $8.52 million deal, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Agents Zeke Sandhu and Damarius Bilbo of @KlutchSports negotiated the deal for Allen, who is back with the team that drafted him in 2013.

X · Aug 5, 2025, 11:54 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1953099567840268695?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Panthers CB Jaycee Horn was involved in a car accident Wednesday morning on his way to work, and will not practice today.

X · Aug 6, 2025, 2:23 PM

[idle drift]

https://media.nfl.com/news-and-releases/nfl-media0/espn-to-acquire-nfl-network-and-other-media-assets-from-the-nfl-

[lean flower]

https://x.com/kalynkahler/status/1953239977401434282?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Kalyn Kahler (@kalynkahler)

ESPN has obtained a message the NFLPA sent to players Wednesday night- clarifying that the league's ban on smelling salts ONLY applies to clubs providing it to players. Meaning... BYOSS.

X · Aug 6, 2025, 11:41 PM

[idle drift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3V4D8fwLMNM?si=b0nk56SQOktc6K6w

[idle drift]

https://sports.yahoo.com/article/report-matthew-stafford-dealing-aggravated-112440150.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cucmVkZGl0LmNvbS9yL25mbC9uZXcv&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAD8s3mmU5ctUBYUvAxlMuQK5CPPCkP4MZ6e3R1dflFSKqyZ2-1zVRfUdai4McNqI7qRnX4YL8VKZMNwyD5oeuLec9V1R8slNgLSku5kvv--C7Pfett9OGB8kyvGOXi5jinfEGZ28z5XRExqAeJv2wlyTzo4jAIShE6BwTk4iwFUD

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1953515451868176476?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

A potentially serious issue for the #Chargers and Rashawn Slater...

X · Aug 7, 2025, 5:55 PM

[sick perch]

season hasnt even started yet and theres an injury bug roaming around

[lean flower]

https://x.com/thomaswrrld/status/1953454556592963713?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

✰ (@ThomasWrrld)

Receiving Yards:

22,895 — Jerry Rice
478 — Jalen Coker

Could Coker break the record in 2025?

X · Aug 7, 2025, 1:53 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1953576528601919677

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Chargers star OT Rashawn Slater, who was carted off during practice, is feared to have suffered a torn patellar tendon, sources tell The Insiders.

He’ll have an MRI, but he’s facing a season-ending injury.

X · Aug 7, 2025, 9:58 PM

[lean flower]

the only chargers fan I know crashing out rn

[idle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/chargers-fan-chargers-lady-crazy-chargers-fan-chargers-fan-cowboys-game-monday-night-chargers-fan-gif-13566454055959455729

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1953602963303543103?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Colts QB Anthony Richardson is out for the remainder of tonight’s game due to a finger injury.

X · Aug 7, 2025, 11:43 PM

[sick perch]

https://x.com/jaydaagoat/status/1953594944758886418?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

jay 🇩🇴 (@jaydaagoat)

When ever you think your team has it bad just remember someones favorite team has an Anthony Richardson v Daniel jones QB battle going on

X · Aug 7, 2025, 11:11 PM

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/JustinDavidKish/status/1953633010936578539

Justin David Kish • Sports Journalist (@JustinDavidKish)

NFL Injury Report (Ravens): Baltimore Ravens defensive back Bilhal Kone sustains a serious leg injury during Thursday's preseason kickoff against the Baltimore Ravens. Prayers to Bilhal. VIEWER DISCREATION ADVISED! #NFL #INDvsBAL

https://t.co/KgzNsHQodt

QRT: JustinDavidKish
NFL Injury Update (Colts): A photo has surfaced online of Anthony Richardson's finger following his sack from Baltimore Ravens linebacker David Ojabo during Thursday's preseason matchup. #NFL #INDvsBAL

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 8, 2025, 1:43 AM

[lean flower]

jaire alexander week 2-3 injury loading

[idle drift]

https://x.com/JustinDavidKish/status/1953618860797735028

Justin David Kish • Sports Journalist (@JustinDavidKish)

NFL Injury Update (Colts): A photo has surfaced online of Anthony Richardson's finger following his sack from Baltimore Ravens linebacker David Ojabo during Thursday's preseason matchup. #NFL #INDvsBAL

X · Aug 8, 2025, 12:46 AM

[sick perch]

breakout year 🔥🔥

he broke something out alright

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1953646430993731873?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Colts HC Shane Steichen said rookie third-round pick Justin Walley, who was challenging to start at cornerback, suffered a season-ending torn ACL.

X · Aug 8, 2025, 2:36 AM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1953655087420555328?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Back in March, the Eagles traded safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson to the Houston Texans in exchange for offensive guard Kenyon Green.

Both players were injured today. Gardner-Johnson left practice with a knee injury, Green left tonight’s game with a wrist injury.

X · Aug 8, 2025, 3:10 AM

[idle drift]

https://www.click2houston.com/sports/2025/08/08/texans-safety-jimmie-ward-arrested-again-in-montgomery-county-on-warrant-per-jail-records/

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DNEuhWByRlL

[deep flint]

pray for SB, Rodri injured through the first international break

he should have done what Virgil did and sat out the summer

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/man-trying-to-kil-himself-joke-fake-suicide-laughing-suicide-fake-jumping-gif-150330258641611340

[deep flint]

season hasn't even started yet and we're already back to praying for each other 😭

[sick perch]

go br*wns

shedeur lookin not too bad

[sick perch]

yeah ive seen enough give us the lombardi right now

after releasing watson of course

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1953994612982591547?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Lions-Falcons game suspended due to an injury to Detroit safety Morice Norris, who was taken off in an ambulance.

X · Aug 9, 2025, 1:39 AM

[sick perch]

i just saw that clip

[lean flower]

https://x.com/lions/status/1954023651423977474?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Detroit Lions (@Lions)

Morice Norris is in stable condition and has feeling and movement in all his extremities. He will remain at Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta overnight for observation.

We would like to thank the Atlanta Falcons organization, the EMS team at Mercedes-Benz Stadium and the

X · Aug 9, 2025, 3:35 AM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/Lions/status/1954023651423977474

Detroit Lions (@Lions)

Morice Norris is in stable condition and has feeling and movement in all his extremities. He will remain at Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta overnight for observation.

We would like to thank the Atlanta Falcons organization, the EMS team at Mercedes-Benz Stadium and the

X · Aug 9, 2025, 3:35 AM

[idle drift]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/palestinian-pel-shot-dead-israeli-062649123.html

[near knot]

Love mo

[ember nebula]

I do not love Mo, but he is absolutely a king for calling out UEFA.

[deep flint]

based comment

UEFA letting Israel play football without repercussions while Russia got fairly banned is such nonsense

especially since I think UEFA was the one to set the trigger first on banning Russia after the invasion started

[lean flower]

I think every team atp knows to actually try not to win the glorified dinner plate friendly

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/AVFCTheReligion/status/1954263270392815617

AVFC - The Religion (@AVFCTheReligion)

Greenwood fouls Onana off the ball then spits in his face 😡 😡 😡

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 9, 2025, 7:27 PM

[deep flint]

time to touch some grass https://vxtwitter.com/BesiktasTalk/status/1954248722713555118

Besiktas Talk (@BesiktasTalk)

🔥 2 million comments. One hashtag.

Beşiktaş fans have taken over Jadon Sancho's Instagram with #ComeToBesiktas.

The internet might not sign players… but our fans know exactly how to turn up the volume. https://t.co/OBx9bkARR8

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 9, 2025, 6:29 PM

[deep flint]

Grealish to Everton, possible pray for Wathombe moment here

[lean flower]

pray for sb cause that (wtv), mcatee leaving, savio (in all likelihood) making way to overpay for rodrygo

[ember nebula]

We’ll take him

[lean flower]

treble winner

[idle drift]

https://www.threads.com/@jordanschultz/post/DNN-n3rtJBg

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DNOHkpXtYtx

[lean flower]

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamgrosbard/status/1954947047293174216?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Grosbard (@AdamGrosbard)

Matthew Stafford walked into this Ammortal chamber. Ammortal advertises itself as a "wellness device that aims to optimize human performance and promote holistic health through a combination of non-invasive technologies." He is not practicing today.

X · Aug 11, 2025, 4:44 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/YahooSports/status/1955043000637120543

Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports)

Browns star Myles Garrett was cited at 2:01 a.m. Saturday for going 100 mph in a 60 mph zone after the team landed from Charlotte, per @MaryKayCabot.

The team is aware of the situation.

Garrett was in a car accident back in 2022 when he crashed his Porsche and had to miss a

X · Aug 11, 2025, 11:05 PM

[sick perch]

[livid quest]

Deshaun Watson walked into the Immoral Chamber

[lean flower]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1955327236300476710?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Shohei Ohtani and his agent are being sued after "sabotaging" a $240M real estate project in Hawaii, per @AP_Sports, @jgolen

A Hawaii real estate broker says Ohtani and his agent "exploited their celebrity leverage" to get the broker fired from a luxury housing development

X · Aug 12, 2025, 5:55 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/on3sports/status/1955260531754827855?s=46&t=9M23MxOZCQb2K5YQUQuRlA

On3 (@On3sports)

NEW: Oklahoma is aware of John Mateer's Venmo transactions and is handling it, @GeorgeStoia reports.

"Mateer made it clear to the school that he has never gambled."

Intel: https://t.co/VvfgHtlFwu

X · Aug 12, 2025, 1:30 PM

[ember nebula]

whack the sooners again, plz

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1955593332635369892?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

James Cook to sign a 4-year, $48M extension with the Bills. $30M guaranteed.

X · Aug 13, 2025, 11:32 AM

[sick perch]

underpay

[idle drift]

https://x.com/BruceExclusive/status/1955418834510426268

Bruce Nolan (@BruceExclusive)

Former Georgia and Buffalo Bills draft pick quarterback Jake Fromm is now a client advisor for an insurance brokerage in Atlanta.

X · Aug 12, 2025, 11:59 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1955660508402442419

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Browns QB Shedeur Sanders suffered an oblique injury while throwing during the early portion of practice today, and was held out for the rest of the session.

X · Aug 13, 2025, 3:59 PM

[near knot]

Read session as season and lost my shit

[sick perch]

almost fell to my knees

[idle drift]

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/jerry-jones-beat-stage-4-cancer-help-experimental-drug-report-reveals

[lean flower]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1955665022904078535?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

NHL Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon has agreed to buy the Portland Trail Blazers from the estate of Paul G. Allen for a valuation of over $4 billion, sources tell ESPN.

X · Aug 13, 2025, 4:17 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1955719315451240564

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Browns QB Shedeur Sanders suffered an oblique strain today, will not practice Thursday, and is unlikely to play on Saturday vs. the Eagles.

X · Aug 13, 2025, 7:53 PM

[deep flint]

and Spurs are back to being Spurs I see

[lean flower]

only spurs

[sick perch]

was gonna be a flacco or dillon gabriel game anyways

[near knot]

Spurs did well tbh, as much as I like Ange I think they will do much better under Frank

[lean flower]

cherki my new #10

[ember nebula]

good luck with that frank lampard you speak of

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AbubakerAbedW/status/1956013184034144291

Abubaker Abed (@AbubakerAbedW)

Israel has just murdered another couple of footballers in Gaza:

Islam Mattar, 22-year-old Al-Aqsa Club forward, was shot dead by an Israeli sniper while waiting for aid.

Momen Oleiwa, Ittihad Al-Shujayya's 23-year-old player, was bombed in an Israeli strike.

X · Aug 14, 2025, 3:20 PM

[near knot]

The fact they assume a banner about killing children is about them says everything

[deep flint]

FEDEEEEEEEE

@ember nebula PLEASE TELL WINDY IF HE'S STILL IN THE RATECOM SERVER THAT MY ITALIAN MEOW MEOW SCORED (that way he knows it's not Ali but FEDE) AND THAT I MISS HIM

[ember nebula]

i will!

[ember nebula]

She says she’s happy for you and misses you (and that her pronouns are she/her lol)!

[tidal ferry]

I was going to ask about the pronouns earlier because I was confused by star's comment lol

[lean flower]

same

[idle drift]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45983157/nflpa-puts-lawyer-allegations-led-fbi-probe-leave-sources-say

[ember nebula]

[3], but i assumed at first maybe i was the one who was wrong!

[lean flower]

REIJNDERS is special..

give windy my thanks

HE SCORES OMG

[sick perch]

my team is back

[idle drift]

https://www.threads.com/@yahoosports/post/DNdtNrSRiBa?xmt=AQF0L8FEZbXC7f50ohjOxS0lc7UknzxN_fcG82yBn5J-Rw

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1957166141987754303?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Full trade:

#Texans get:
TE Harrison Bryant
2026 5th-round pick (originally their own)

#Eagles get:
WR John Metchie III
2026 6th-round pick (originally their own)

X · Aug 17, 2025, 7:42 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1957171131284115802?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

With Carolina QB Andy Dalton nursing an elbow injury, the Panthers are signing reigning UFL MVP QB Bryce Perkins.

X · Aug 17, 2025, 8:02 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1957251422010929275?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Trade! The #Saints are sending veteran DT Khalen Saunders to the #Jaguars, per sources.

Saunders started for New Orleans in today’s preseason game against Jacksonville … and now is joining them.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 1:21 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1957448051712258331?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Dolphins All-Pro CB Xavien Howard is signing with the Colts, per his agent David Canter.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 2:22 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/semenyo-liverpool-fan-arrested-racist-abuse-b2809488.html

[sick perch]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1957488534522408964?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

NFL (@NFL)

Browns name Joe Flacco as starting quarterback.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 5:03 PM

announcing this to deflect from them signing isaiah bond earlier

[lean flower]

broncos legend

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/1957509683251409167?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

Amid speculation about his future with the #Commanders, RB Brian Robinson Jr. will not play tonight against the #Bengals, sources say. It’s a mutual decision between Robinson and the team, as a trade before the cut to the 53-man roster remains a possibility.

X · Aug 18, 2025, 6:27 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/xurokii/status/1957530473464500628?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

El Tizzon (@xurokii)

Justin Herbert and Madison Beer together was not on my 2025 bingo card

X · Aug 18, 2025, 7:50 PM

[sick perch]

gonna be a long season

[sick perch]

bengals defense

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1957817449937555779?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

A QB decision in Indy: Colts named Daniel Jones as their starting quarterback for their Sept. 7 regular-season opener vs. the Miami Dolphins, per @HolderStephen and me.

X · Aug 19, 2025, 2:50 PM

[near knot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/h7GjK0VSdC

Love it

[deep flint]

ISAK BOMBAAAAAAAAAAA

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1958203660875276504?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

Bears signing QB Tyson Bagent to 2-year, $10M extension ($16M max). (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero, @MikeGarafolo)

X · Aug 20, 2025, 4:25 PM

[deep flint]

which one of y'all is the Arsna fan again

because uh... pray for whichever of yous it is

Havertz injured knee

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1958290961261621563?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers WR Demarcus Robinson has been suspended three games for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, HC Kyle Shanahan told @KNBR.

X · Aug 20, 2025, 10:12 PM

[lean flower]

“havertz” in the big 25

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1958318891308118323?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

Chiefs trade WR Skyy Moore to 49ers for 2027 pick swaps. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero, @MikeGarafolo)

X · Aug 21, 2025, 12:03 AM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1958322532240523464?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

NFL trades today:

🏈Chiefs trade WR Skyy Moore and a 7th to the 49ers for a 6th.

🏈Broncos trade WR Devaughn Vele to Saints for a 4th and 7th.

🏈Vikings trade DT Harrison Phillips and a 7th to the Jets for two 6th rounders.

🏈Browns trade DT Jowon Briggs and a 7th to the Jets

X · Aug 21, 2025, 12:17 AM

[sick perch]

who

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1958524582047936781?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨⚠️ Jeremie Frimpong will be out until the end of the international break, confirms Arne Slot.

He won’t be available due to a hamstring injury.

X · Aug 21, 2025, 1:40 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.chron.com/sports/texans/article/jimmie-ward-arrest-details-domestic-violence-20827417.php

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-a-bullet-was-fired-into-andy-reids-office-in-may-2024

[lean flower]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1958582419008770541?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: #Patriots WR Ja'Lynn Polk will miss the entire 2025 season due to a shoulder injury that requires surgery.

The 2024 second-round pick saw multiple specialists, and surgery was determined to be the best course of action — with the goal of being fully healthy for 2026.

X · Aug 21, 2025, 5:30 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1958290642305794359

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#49ers WR Demarcus Robinson has been suspended 3 games to start the 2025 season for violating NFL's substance abuse policy, HC Kyle Shanahan said on @KNBR. He could appeal.

X · Aug 20, 2025, 10:10 PM

https://x.com/jamisonhensley/status/1958239966938411345

Jamison Hensley (@jamisonhensley)

Ravens QB Lamar Jackson left Wednesday’s practice early with what appeared to be a right wrist/hand injury.

About 90 minutes into practice, Jackson got knocked down. He stayed for a few plays before heading into the facility.

X · Aug 20, 2025, 6:49 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-arrested-sex-toy-wnba-game-hit-12-year-old-rcna226273

[high seal]

what a cornball

any of yall wanna do a fantasy football mock draft in like half an hour?

https://sleeper.app/draft/nfl/1264320690572500992

[lean flower]

i would’ve if i wasn’t at work

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1958693122612895980?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Micah Parsons has removed all Cowboys-related content from his Twitter profile.

X · Aug 22, 2025, 12:50 AM

[sick perch]

left the lion quote up #hmm

[deep flint]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdXUVFjS/ 🐐 problems

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1958927596785140210

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: Commanders are trading RB Brian Robinson to the 49ers in exchange for a 2026 sixth-round pick, sources tell ESPN.

X · Aug 22, 2025, 4:21 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1mww95q/highlight_micah_parsons_posted_a_tiktok_including/

[lean flower]

as someone who doesn’t use t*ktok thanks hockey

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1958865527230603398?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Breaking: Malik Beasley is no longer a target of the federal gambling investigation conducted by the Eastern District of New York, his attorneys Steve Haney and Mike Schachter told ESPN. This potentially reopens free agency for one of the NBA's top shooters.

X · Aug 22, 2025, 12:15 PM

[deep flint]

preliminary pray for SB

Trafford is fucking awful

[deep flint]

pray for SB

[idle drift]

https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/1076925/bengals-are-asking-legends-to-pay-for-their-own-flight-and-hotel-to-attend-ring-of-honor-ceremony

https://vxtwitter.com/sportingnews/status/1959337631432724553

The Sporting News (@sportingnews)

Shedeur Sanders loses 24 yards on a sack 😬

🎥: @NFL
https://t.co/CYoiYAJCX7

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 23, 2025, 7:31 PM

[deep flint]

arsenal fan slander in the spouler ||WHY CAN'T YOU ALL CREATE YOUR OWN LYRICS TO YOUR CHANTS AAAAAAAAA||

someone ought to tell Arsenal fans their new Eze chant is offensive to Palace fans

[near knot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/gSZ6SjpitI

😬

[sick perch]

he knows hes lying like hell look at that smirk

5 (five) sacks

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1959417775329615927?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Buccaneers rookie DB Shilo Sanders was ejected for throwing a punch at Bills TE Zach Davidson.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 24, 2025, 12:49 AM

[sick perch]

it looked like shilo pulled his face mask

then 84 got a lil rougher with defense

then shilo got mad and threw a punch

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1959622367556042807?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Trade! The #Vikings are trading QB Sam Howell to the #Eagles, per me and @TomPelissero.

It’s a 5th in 2026 and 7th in 2027 to MIN, while PHI Howell and 6th in 2026. Minnesota, which recently hosted Carson Wentz on a visit, now has a QB opening. And Philly gets more QB depth.

X · Aug 24, 2025, 2:22 PM

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1959623224959918339?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #Vikings are signing former #Chiefs QB Carson Wentz following today’s workout.

A new backup option for J.J. McCarthy in Minnesota.

X · Aug 24, 2025, 2:25 PM

[sick perch]

good fit

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1959642672617963685

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Buccaneers informed rookie safety Shilo Sanders today that he is being waived, per his agents Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey, who added, “we’re hoping he gets claimed on waivers.”

X · Aug 24, 2025, 3:43 PM

[sick perch]

career fumble speedrun wr

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1959667803511763319

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets have waived offensive tackle Samuel Jackson.

X · Aug 24, 2025, 5:23 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1959697391344361799

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Browns are releasing quarterback Tyler Huntley, per source. Cleveland has been planning to keep its other four QBs — Joe Flacco, Kenny Pickett, Dillon Gabriel and Shedeur Sanders — on its 53-man roster.

X · Aug 24, 2025, 7:20 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1960002494987129008

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Deal: Washington and WR Terry McLaurin reached agreement today on a three-year contract extension that will end his hold-in and get him in uniform for the regular-season opener vs. the Giants, per sources.

X · Aug 25, 2025, 3:33 PM

[sick perch]

how much help does daniels need

[idle drift]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15031225/Jude-Bellingham-Jobe-parents-BANNED-Borussia-Dortmund.html

[deep flint]

here for the drama and hopefully no one getting hurt

[idle drift]

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DNv9gc-5Ay_

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1960067265182745074

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

Anthony Gordon sees RED after VAR review, following a rash tackle on Virgil van Dijk 🟥

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 25, 2025, 7:50 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1960090249071099956?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Another hold-in ends: Bengals and Trey Hendrickson reached agreement today on a $14 million raise for this year, boosting his 2025 salary to $30 million dollars, per sources. Hendrickson still is scheduled to become an unrestricted free agent after this season.

X · Aug 25, 2025, 9:21 PM

[deep flint]

tried Pickford tackling Virgil and got me so pissed off on the train home

anyways thankful for Rio goal but also please stop fucking blowing two nil leads

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1960116272051495137?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

This is not good: YouTube TV says it’s in a carriage dispute with FOX. They’ve notified customers they have until Wednesday, Aug. 27 to reach a deal — or subscribers will lose access to FOX stations right before the NFL and college football seasons kick off.

This affects FOX,

X · Aug 25, 2025, 11:05 PM

[ember nebula]

i would sacrifice watching football if it means fewer people in america have access to fox news

(i do not have youtube TV)

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1960131082545692774?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: Browns are sending QB Kenny Pickett to the Las Vegas Raiders, per sources.

Raiders needed another backup for Geno Smith with QB Aidan O'Connell fracturing his wrist in the preseason finale and being expected to miss 6-8 weeks.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 12:04 AM

[sick perch]

what do we get

[idle drift]

5th Round pick

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-retriever-dog-puppy-gif-26065348

a 5th for tiny hands is kinda insane

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1960168087442837594?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Vikings and Panthers have tried to work out a trade for Carolina WR Adam Thielen, who would like to return to Minnesota, but the two sides continue to struggle to agree on compensation.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 2:31 AM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1960314216914559137?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Giants have released QB Tommy DeVito, per source.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 12:11 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/1960336681380266417?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Browns are releasing WR Diontae Johnson, sources tell me and @TomPelissero. The seven-year veteran was with the team since signing in late April.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 1:41 PM

[sick perch]

this is probably the only known photo of him holding a football

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1960344240929595681?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets are waiving DB Jordan Clark, son of ESPN analyst Ryan Clark. Clark is expected to be on the Jets’ practice squad if he goes unclaimed.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 2:11 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1960349503673782716?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

A surprise: The #Giants are cutting TE Greg Dulcich, per source. Still only 25, Dulcich led the NFL in preseason TDs and could be claimed on waivers.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 2:31 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1960393745255272674?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade: Cowboys are sending OL Asim Richards to New Orleans Saints, per sources.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 5:27 PM

https://www.threads.com/@jordanschultz/post/DNyhrx20lXX?xmt=AQF0_wN7-uBp-c6i4cyBwIoo3lh1Ybf-DaN6X8Vpv-iXLg&slof=1

https://bsky.app/profile/tompelissero.bsky.social/post/3lxarnlwkpc26

Tom Pelissero (@tompelissero.bsky.social)

The #Chiefs are waiving QB Bailey Zappe, per source.

Bluesky · Aug 25, 2025, 7:53 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1960420002026098782

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Browns released veteran kicker Dustin Hopkins.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 7:12 PM

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1960422536665059615?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Browns officially placed QB Deshaun Watson on the Physically Unable To Perform list to start the season.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 7:22 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1960413470903406700?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Saints named Spencer Rattler their starting QB.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 6:46 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1960430360711311402?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

NFL placed Texans safety Jimmie Ward on the Commissioner Exempt List, meaning he may not practice or attend games while he remains on the list.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 7:53 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1960103999895433678?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #Broncos are waiving RB Audric Estime.

X · Aug 25, 2025, 10:16 PM

[sick perch]

he’s been missin too many extra points

https://tenor.com/view/funeral-food-i-be-forgetting-who-tf-died-enstars-funeral-gif-3889528109807663061

[sick perch]

they should place him on the sex offender registry

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1960430272803168548?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Cleveland Cavaliers guard Max Strus underwent surgery to repair a Jones fracture in his left foot sustained during recent offseason workout and will miss approximately 3 to 4 months.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 7:52 PM

[sick perch]

fug

[idle drift]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1960404409088696494

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Bucs released G Michael Jordan.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 6:10 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1960435944995348562?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers WR Demarcus Robinson has been suspended three games without pay for violating the NFL’s Substances of Abuse Policy.
 
Robinson will be eligible for reinstatement on Monday, September 22, following the 49ers’ Week 3 game against the Arizona Cardinals.

X · Aug 26, 2025, 8:15 PM

[deep flint]

today I feel hopeful about Isak

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1960657153678532864?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Lions are trading WR Tim Patrick to the #Jaguars, per NFL Network.

The 6’5” veteran had 33 catches for 394 yards and 3 TDs last season.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 10:54 AM

[sick perch]

jags makin moves

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1960682083560395097?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Full terms for Terry McLaurin:
-- 3-year extension worth $87M base value ($29M per year).
-- $44M fully guaranteed, converting to $50M in Apr '27 (his $19.15M for '25 wasn’t guaranteed).
-- $30M signing bonus.
-- Reachable incentives based on yards, catches, TDs, Pro Bowls &

X · Aug 27, 2025, 12:33 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1960700353243918610?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Homecoming: Panthers and Vikings are finalizing a trade for WR Adam Thielen to return to Minnesota, sources tell ESPN.

The trade: Vikings get Thielen, a conditional 2026 seventh-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick.

Panthers get a 2026 fifth-round pick and a 2027

X · Aug 27, 2025, 1:46 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1960734614391021931

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

All-Pro safety Kyle Hamilton and the Baltimore Ravens reached agreement today on a four-year, $100.4 million extension, the largest for a safety in NFL history. The deal, negotiated by Kyle McCarthy and Brian Murphy of @AthletesFirst, includes $82 million guaranteed - which

X · Aug 27, 2025, 4:02 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1960736753704120475?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Chiefs WR Rashee Rice has accepted a 6-game suspension for violating the NFL’s personal conduct policy.

Rice will be eligible to return vs. the Raiders in Week 7.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 4:10 PM

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1960735994627367222?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Source: The #49ers are signing veteran WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling, who was just recently released by Seattle.

Valdes-Scantling was choosing between Pittsburgh and San Francisco.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 4:07 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/FieldYates/status/1960747478007079326

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

The Patriots have claimed QB Tommy DeVito off of waivers.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 4:53 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1960742941078470823

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Bill Belichick and his girlfriend Jordon Hudson have filed a trademark for the term "Gold Digger", with the intention of using it to create a line of jewelry and key chains, per @darrenrovell

This year they also filed trademarks for "Chapel Bill," "Belestrator," "Trail of Salty

X · Aug 27, 2025, 4:35 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/jay-cutler-to-serve-four-days-in-jail-former-nfl-qb-loses-license-in-dui-plea-deal/

[lean flower]

free him

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1960767536070320615?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: The #Chiefs are signing RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire, bringing the 2x Super Bowl champion back to Kansas City and to the team that drafted him in Round 1.

CEH was with New Orleans last season.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 6:13 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1960795761308000284

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Quarterback Bailey Zappe is signing with the #Browns, per source. Most likely practice squad.

Joins Joe Flacco, Dillon Gabriel and Shedeur Sanders in the QB room.

X · Aug 27, 2025, 8:05 PM

[deep flint]

by him you better mean Isak #freeisak

man just wants to be a red

[lean flower]

pray for windy

[idle drift]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1960813644150923444

B/R Football (@brfootball)

MANCHESTER UNITED ARE KNOCKED OUT OF THE EFL CUP BY FOURTH-TIER GRIMSBY TOWN

It's gonna be a long season 💀

X · Aug 27, 2025, 9:16 PM

[tidal ferry]

pray for windy

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/northerniion_lp/status/1960864629963534396?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

addams family stan account🫃(librarian) (@NorthernIion_LP)

yes i am compiling all the fantasy football updates

X · Aug 28, 2025, 12:38 AM

[idle drift]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/08/28/jim-irsay-colts-addiction-death/

[deep flint]

pray for Starlit, we have to play both Madrid sides and Inter

and Galatasaray away

and Prison FC fka Marseille away

https://tenor.com/view/mini-golf-mini-golf-vine-rip-vine-mini-golf-failure-vine-mini-golf-failure-gif-5968695680522657925

[lean flower]

well we play psg

and guess what the annual milking of city vs vardrid yet again

[idle drift]

https://www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/08/27/ex-nfl-player-arrested-roswell-accused-scamming-women-dating-apps-police-say/

[idle drift]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1961142273371984211

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Cowboys owner Jerry Jones believes he personally negotiated a deal with Micah Parsons — a 5-year contract worth roughly $202.5M ($40.5M per year).

The Cowboys have not made any formal offers since, per @AdamSchefter.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 7:02 PM

[idle drift]

https://bsky.app/profile/fabrizioromano.yopro20.com/post/3lxi6buolzg2s

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) (@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com)

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Alejandro Garnacho to Chelsea, here we go! Deal done between #CFC and Man United. Garnacho only wanted Chelsea and will sign seven year deal at the club for fee close to £40m package. Story from July, confirmed. 🇦🇷

Bluesky · Aug 28, 2025, 6:27 PM

https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1961126437861126620?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet)

Former Raptors president Masai Ujiri has been appointed as a Sustainable Development Goal Advocate by the United Nations 👏

X · Aug 28, 2025, 5:59 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1961172085289742358?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:00 PM

[high seal]

holy moly

packers going to the NFC championship

[lean flower]

jordan love part of the trade deal /j

[high seal]

would be a massive improvement for dallas

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1961172557849415796

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The city of Dallas has now seen both Micah Parsons and Luka Dončić — each currently just 26 years old — traded away in 2025.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:02 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1961172404518228105

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Micah Parsons will receive $62 million in the first new year of the deal, $120M fully guaranteed, and a total of $136 million guaranteed - all records for non-quarterbacks.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:01 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1961173253147287846

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Highest paid non-quarterbacks in the NFL:

🏈Micah Parsons: $47M
🏈TJ Watt: $41M
🏈Ja’Marr Chase: $40.25M
🏈Myles Garrett: $40M
🏈Danielle Hunter: $35.6M
🏈Maxx Crosby: $35.5M
🏈Justin Jefferson: $35M
🏈Nick Bosa: $34M
🏈CeeDee Lamb: $34M

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:05 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1961175165435613632

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sources: Trade package includes two first-round picks and a front-line player.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:12 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1961175699718287585?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Trade terms: Cowboys receive Kenny Clark and two first-round picks and.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:14 PM

and.

[sick perch]

and WHAT

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1961175800130199555?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Full terms:
-- Cowboys get Kenny Clark and 2 1sts.
-- Packers get Micah Parsons.

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:15 PM

[high seal]

Kenny Clark will be 30 this year and is coming off a down season

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1961171758410522968

NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL)

"I guarantee Micah Parsons is not going anywhere."

—@michaelirvin88 on the Cowboys listening to trade offers for Parsons 👀 https://t.co/SQWufJnrRR

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 28, 2025, 8:59 PM

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

https://x.com/slaternfl/status/1961200612080521461?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL)

I spoke with Micah Parsons this evening. He says “genuinely gonna miss ya’ll”

He says he and his team went back to the Cowboys about an extension with “empathy” when the trade interest was leaked this week.

The Cowboys response according to Parsons was “play on the 5th year

X · Aug 28, 2025, 10:53 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1961219778078806417?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jerry Jones on today’s trade: “This gives us a chance to be a better team than we’ve had the last several years.”

X · Aug 29, 2025, 12:10 AM

[lean flower]

nico harrison moment

[sick perch]

https://x.com/chuckfbass/status/1961174265618985103?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Chuck Bass (@ChuckFBass)

Jerry Jones next time he's out in Dallas

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:09 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/jacksettleman/status/1960850015049445736?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Jack Settleman (@jacksettleman)

Before it’s deleted. Does this go down as the best deleted Schefter tweet ever ?

X · Aug 27, 2025, 11:40 PM

[tidal ferry]

Welcome back nico harrison

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2749918193?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

I say we throw Michael Vick and Roger Goodell in a room and, you know, see what happens.

X · Nov 4, 2010, 1:42 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/notlikeruss/status/1961176155240960158?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

🌨️ (@NotLikeRuss)

It says Micah Packers you know he was shaking while typing this lmao

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:16 PM

[sick perch]

dallas downfall

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-clap-gif-27674168

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/packers/status/1961191144953348399?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Green Bay Packers (@packers)

X · Aug 28, 2025, 10:16 PM

[lean flower]

welcome back micah hyde

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/micahhparsons11/status/1961172027110559946?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11)

X · Aug 28, 2025, 9:00 PM

https://vxtwitter.com/micahhparsons11/status/1961171971926061250?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11)

Thank you Dallas ….. GO Pack Go! 🧀🟢🟡

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 28, 2025, 9:00 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1961466054577635420?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Patriots are releasing veteran safety Jabrill Peppers, per source. Peppers still has $4.32 million guaranteed remaining on his contract for this season.

Peppers has started 85 games, including 26 with New England, and has totaled over 500 tackles, seven interceptions, six forced

X · Aug 29, 2025, 4:28 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.thescore.com/nba/news/3334969

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/micah-parsons-reportedly-viewed-by-some-cowboys-teammates-as-egotistical-self-centered-before-packers-trade/

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DN_fFJhgssA

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1962203000698757163?s=46&t=SuZg1jO2tNMoCyD4OWwKvA

NFL (@NFL)

Cowboys agree to terms on four-year, $92M extension with CB DaRon Bland. (via @rapsheet)

X · Aug 31, 2025, 5:17 PM

[deep flint]

pray for SB, City lost 2-1 to Brighton and let a 39 year old James Milner score the equalizing penalty

in other news I owe Dom Szoboszlai my life

[lean flower]

join us aston villa

[idle drift]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/MLS/comments/1n5cmky/suarez_spitting_on_sounders_head_of_security/

[cosmic fractal]

hi im back for now, they also lost cherki for 2 months point and laugh edit: also we're 8th and city 12th, cant hear u up here

btw i see ur prayers @SB and @goorry, im numb dw

[lean flower]

ederson’s gone

so that can only mean one thing..

[cosmic fractal]

no way u got dollarumma

meanwhile goat returns to la liga

permanently

[sick perch]

windy

[cosmic fractal]

Erik ten Hag has just been SACKED by Bayer Leverkusen. Decision made by the club’s hierarchy this morning and manager informed right now.

[tidal ferry]

Welcome back windy

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-dad-laughing-speed-dad-crying-speed-speed-ksi-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-1466628274697419264

[ember nebula]

We cheered!

checks table

[cosmic fractal]

i heard moyes is SAFE

meanwhile...Ten Hag, Jose, Ole, Im sorry my dears but you are up for elimination...

[lean flower]

https://x.com/realbetis_en/status/1962577637785719024?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Real Betis Balompié (@RealBetis_en)

The news that all of you wanted to read.

The GOAT is back.

Welcome home, @antony00! 💚

➡ https://t.co/8PIsDSkUIf

X · Sep 1, 2025, 6:05 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1962579612266799331?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Packers LB Micah Parsons has been dealing with an L4/L5 facet joint sprain in his back and he may take an epidural injection prior to Sunday’s game vs. the Lions if needed to help him play, per sources.

Before trading Parsons last week, the Cowboys prescribed him a five-day plan

X · Sep 1, 2025, 6:13 PM

[cosmic fractal]

my beautiful wimsical son Rasmus has gone to napoli to be w/ his bestie scotty tho ofc

[idle drift]

https://x.com/JayCuda/status/1962993645281276405

Jay Cuda (@JayCuda)

have u won a playoff game in front of your home fans since princess diana died

X · Sep 2, 2025, 9:38 PM

[sick perch]

this is our year

see you at the parade

[idle drift]

https://www.foxsports.com/stories/college-football/uncs-loss-tcu-utterly-embarrassing-only-bill-belichick-blame

[deep flint]

just finally came to the conclusion that Szobo is also a better Trent than Trent himself

(he's also a better Gerrard stan than Jude but I came to that conclusion after the Real Madrid match last year)

[idle drift]

https://x.com/LegionHoops/status/1963205993829171572

Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops)

BREAKING: Sports investigator Pablo Torre drops a bombshell report: Kawhi Leonard reportedly signed a $28M endorsement with a fraudulent tree-planting company, funded by Clippers owner Steve Ballmer "to circumvent the salary cap rules".

Shocking development.

X · Sep 3, 2025, 11:42 AM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1963246634063523856?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Streameast — the world’s largest illegal sports streaming platform — has been shut down after a year-long investigation, per @AdamLeventhal.

Two men were arrested in Egypt, and authorities seized laptops and smartphones tied to the sites.

https://t.co/SvQySMvKCH

X · Sep 3, 2025, 2:24 PM

[tidal ferry]

It's over

[sick perch]

adam silver has ended racism

[idle drift]

hmm https://x.com/LAClippers/status/1674472019222745088

LA Clippers (@LAClippers)

Happy Birthday, Kawhi!🥳

For every comment/retweet, @Aspiration will plant one tree for Kawhi's birthday!

X · Jun 29, 2023, 5:36 PM

[idle drift]

Also if anyone has Twitter they should check out where that @aspiration account links to

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/dolphins-olbs-coach-ryan-crow-accused-of-choking-slamming-woman-per-report/

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/chargers-face-class-action-over-sending-2025-chiefs-home-game-to-brazil

The 14-page document arises from a very simple set of allegations. One, the Chargers marketed season tickets based on a nine-game regular-season slate of home opponents, including the Chiefs. Two, the Chargers sent the Chiefs game to Brazil. Three, the Chargers did not provide a refund to season-ticket holders. The complaint seeks relief under the California Consumer Legal Remedies Act, the California False Advertising Law, and the California Unfair Competition Law.

…

At a bare minimum, the Chargers should have given season-ticket holders a partial refund based on the loss of one of ten total 2025 home games, if the tickets were purchased under the assumption that they’d attend all of the games. And, yes, if someone bought season tickets under the assumption that they’d get to see the Chiefs — and if the loss of that game was enough to get them to cancel the transaction — they should be allowed to do so.

[idle drift]

https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1963293788366897421

Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia)

NFL RedZone will have full commercials for the first time since the show began in 2009, host Scott Hanson said on the @PatMcAfeeShow

The show's rights were acquired by ESPN on August 5th

X · Sep 3, 2025, 5:31 PM

[lean flower]

game’s gone

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/sportinglogical/status/1963289049839595880?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Tucker (@SportingLogical)

Presented without comment

X · Sep 3, 2025, 5:12 PM

[cosmic fractal]

games gone as goorry said

[lean flower]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1963425754235961520

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Another pre-Sunday deal: the 49ers and Jauan Jennings reached agreement on a deal that will add $3 million in play-time incentives to the wide receiver’s contract, per his agents Drew and Jason Rosenhaus. Now, instead of earning $7.5 million this season, Jennings can earn up to

X · Sep 4, 2025, 2:15 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1963609193329398196?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

BREAKING: Broncos, Nik Bonitto agree to terms on 4-year extension, worth up to $120M. (via @RapSheet)

X · Sep 4, 2025, 2:24 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1963594871446331845?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets guard Alijah Vera-Tucker will undergo season-ending surgery on his torn triceps, per source.

X · Sep 4, 2025, 1:27 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1963594871446331845?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets guard Alijah Vera-Tucker will undergo season-ending surgery on his torn triceps, per source.

X · Sep 4, 2025, 1:27 PM

oh wrong server lol

um anyway what do our fantasy teams look like

[lean flower]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1963646547951862149?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

B/R Football (@brfootball)

BREAKING: Spurs announce that chairman Daniel Levy is leaving the club after 25 years 😮

X · Sep 4, 2025, 4:53 PM

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https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1963651827943002359

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Bill Belichick has banned #Patriots scouts from attending UNC practices to scout their players, as @JohnMiddlekauff reported on his show.

NFL scouts in general have faced hurdles scouting UNC players so far under Belichick’s tenure at North Carolina.

X · Sep 4, 2025, 5:14 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/aroundthenfl/status/1963665816366596414?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Around The NFL (@AroundTheNFL)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Five-time Pro Bowl WR Amari Cooper to retire from NFL one week after Raiders reunion, per @RapSheet, @MikeGarafolo + @TomPelissero

https://t.co/CydDkYJ5W3

X · Sep 4, 2025, 6:09 PM

lmao I thought about picking him up from waivers

[sick perch]

wouldnt wanna play for the raiders either

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/sportscenter/status/1963761757760930233?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

SportsCenter (@SportsCenter)

Jalen Carter was ejected from the Eagles’ season opener after appearing to spit at Dak Prescott.

(🎥 NBC) https://t.co/HbETVk1ALd

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 5, 2025, 12:31 AM

we’re back

https://x.com/oldtakesexposed/status/1963763421314261075?s=46

Freezing Cold Takes (@OldTakesExposed)

X · Sep 5, 2025, 12:37 AM

[sick perch]

go birds

[sick perch]

15yds for taunting okay

[idle drift]

What is yours?

[idle drift]

https://x.com/cooterdoodle/status/1963768580761399505

cooterdoodle (@cooterdoodle)

She spit on my Dak till I ejected

X · Sep 5, 2025, 12:58 AM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/scramblinoo/status/1963763269820195260

scramble🥸 (@scramblinoo)

😂😂😂Jalen Carter really said: Hawk Tuah, spit on Dak thang😂😂😂😂

X · Sep 5, 2025, 12:37 AM

https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/seahawks-will-have-undercover-cops-dress-up-as-opposing-fans-to-curb-unruly-disruptive-behavior-at-home-games-190414528.html

[lean flower]

rip to anyone who started receivers in yesterdays game (unless it was ceedee)

[idle drift]

https://www.si.com/nfl/patriots/news/bill-belichick-bans-new-england-patriots-scouts-unc-practices

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DOLjO8Jjbri

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1964010021391397336

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Panthers CB Damarri Mathis tore his ACL at Wednesday’s practice and is out for the season.

X · Sep 5, 2025, 4:57 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1964015301088952820?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Patriots CB Christian Gonzalez is out Sunday vs. the Raiders due to a hamstring injury and LT WIll Campbell is questionable due to an ankle injury.

X · Sep 5, 2025, 5:18 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1964007553639039243?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Chargers now have added G Mekhi Becton to the injury report as questionable for tonight’s game vs. the Chiefs due to illness.

X · Sep 5, 2025, 4:47 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/marcel_lj/status/1963988766013501494?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Marcel Louis-Jacques (@Marcel_LJ)

Mike McDaniel said Dolphins TE Darren Waller had a setback before Thursday's practice and is doubtful to play Sunday vs the Colts

X · Sep 5, 2025, 3:33 PM

[sick perch]

aj brown shattered a lot of rosters

[idle drift]

https://x.com/KOT4Q/status/1963994343401767203

KENNY BEECHAM (@KOT4Q)

it was all a hoax. thanks Google AI overview

X · Sep 5, 2025, 3:55 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1964032979438649669?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Buccaneers and starting CB Zyon McCollum reached agreement today on a three-year, $48 million extension that includes $35.4 million guaranteed, per his agents Drew and Jason Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey. McCollum is now under contract through the 2028 season.

X · Sep 5, 2025, 6:28 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1964056158366240976?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bills placed kicker Tyler Bass on Injured Reserve, meaning he’s now out a minimum of four games.

X · Sep 5, 2025, 8:00 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1964059718667661490?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

BREAKING: The #Eagles are signing 3x Pro Bowl OLB Za'Darius Smith to a 1-year deal with upside to $9M, per multiple sources.

Philly adds to its pass-rush with Smith, who recorded 9 sacks with the #Lions and #Browns last season.

X · Sep 5, 2025, 8:15 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1964058564005134346?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Ravens FB Patrick Ricard and TE Isaiah Likely both have been ruled out for Sunday night’s game in Buffalo.

X · Sep 5, 2025, 8:10 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1964071481056346413?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers RB Christian McCaffrey, who went from a full practice Wednesday to being limited on Thursday, did not practice today due to a calf injury.

McCaffrey is considered questionable for Sunday’s game vs. the Seahawks.

X · Sep 5, 2025, 9:01 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1964086956058394973

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Eagles FB Ben VanSumeren tore his patella tendon Thursday night and will be out for the season, per league sources.

X · Sep 5, 2025, 10:03 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1964094478077001732?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Players ruled out for Sunday include Chris Godwin, Tristan Wirfs, Darren Waller, Jaylen Wright, Derrick Harmon, Alijah Vera-Tucker, Chase Young, Christian Gonzalez, Michael Hall, Dre Greenlaw, Sione Vaki, Jamarco Jones, Braxton Berrios, Christian Kirk, Jake Bobo, Dareke Young,

X · Sep 5, 2025, 10:33 PM

[deep flint]

💀 please tell me you did NOT draft him in fantasy this year

at least that would be one less pray for SB post

[deep flint]

oh my gosh thank goodness you did not

[lean flower]

yeah in my other league my first round pick was puka

i think cmc was drafted by ppl with auto draft on 😭🙏🏽

pick 1.7 and 2.1 respectively

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1964121827413803390?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy is questionable to return tonight due to a shoulder injury.

X · Sep 6, 2025, 12:21 AM

[sick perch]

kelce sucks its time to go be mr swift

[lean flower]

worthy out

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/IcyVert/status/1964150272038752340

IcyVert (@IcyVert)

Tarts IG comments are about to be the scariest place on the internet

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 6, 2025, 2:14 AM

[cosmic fractal]

damn cmc

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1964318453210222901?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Finally: the Cleveland Browns and their second-round pick Quinshon Judkins reached agreement today on a four-year, $11.4 million deal that now means all 2025 draft picks have deals.

X · Sep 6, 2025, 1:23 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1964330596861174054?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨💣 BREAKING: Trabzonspor reach verbal agreement with Manchester United to sign André Onana on loan.

Club to club verbal agreement in place and final decision now up to Onana.

It’s only up to the goalkeeper. 🇹🇷

X · Sep 6, 2025, 2:11 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1964411094153429358?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Before the #Packers pulled off their blockbuster for Micah Parsons, they had their eyes set on another star: Trey Hendrickson.

My story on the deal that nearly was, with Cincy wanting Kenny Clark as part of the package: https://t.co/nfQ2gq7hm7

https://t.co/nfQ2gq7hm7

X · Sep 6, 2025, 7:31 PM

[sick perch]

todays the day

[lean flower]

week 1 burrow and bengals in general always play like booty

[sick perch]

theyre 1-12 in opening games under zac taylor

[idle drift]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1964723897162739897

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Eagles offered at least two 1st-round picks, a 3rd-round pick, a 5th-round pick, among other things to the #Cowboys for Micah Parsons, but Dallas declined, unwilling to trade him to a divisional rival, per @JayGlazer.

X · Sep 7, 2025, 4:14 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Douyin taught me this before I left for Amsterdam

[cosmic fractal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/s/KOpBrp64ec

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1964737214069579972?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Here we go! Bijan Robinson just took a pass from Michael Penix Jr. and took it 50 yards to the house.

https://t.co/UIROzWi9JZ

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 7, 2025, 5:07 PM

[lean flower]

I know mark goldbridge happy as fuck rn

[tidal ferry]

damn the fox scorebug is really ugly

like why is it like that

[lean flower]

yeah

it was worse though in the super bowl as it wasn’t the logo but just the names shortened

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1964735310664958396

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Jets have a 100-yard USA flag for the National Anthem...

Someone got stuck on the flag 😂😂

(via @momof2boys99)

https://t.co/MLZy2oxYx3

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 7, 2025, 4:59 PM

[sick perch]

stefanski play calling makes me so mad

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1964750565499650462?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Panthers-#Jaguars game is currently suspended in the second quarter due to inclement weather.

X · Sep 7, 2025, 6:00 PM

[sick perch]

save me njoku

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/Reflog_18/status/1964752839705792623

McNeil (@Reflog_18)

A GREEN DILDO HAS BEEN THROWN ON THE FIELD IN CLEVELAND

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 7, 2025, 6:09 PM

[idle drift]

Have you tried cheering for a NHL team?

You know I thought the Browns were losing at lot more than by 1 with the way you are acting DJ

[sick perch]

we shouldnt be losing at all

would be tied if we didnt miss an xp earlier

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1964751991097393572

Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)

The first NFL RedZone ad of the 2025 season.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 7, 2025, 6:05 PM

[sick perch]

goodnight

Andre Szmyt more like Andre Szyt

i hate football

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1964787578223411699?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

YOUNGHOE KOO MISSES THE KICK!!!

https://t.co/Zdpocw0v8k

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 7, 2025, 8:27 PM

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/swillysports/status/1964748004667355141

swilly ☻ (@swillysports)

if somebody did this after picking me off i’m killing myself

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 7, 2025, 5:50 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1964797092628701622?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Rams WR Puka Nacua is being evaluated for a concussion.

X · Sep 7, 2025, 9:05 PM

[lean flower]

kittle ruled out as well, fantasy is cooked

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1964802877647622384?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Puka Nacua has returned to the game.

X · Sep 7, 2025, 9:28 PM

[lean flower]

so far starting the texans defense is paying off

[cosmic fractal]

Noooo not kittle

I blame his new podcast

https://tenor.com/view/dog-driving-drive-night-ride-home-cachorro-gif-184795115618666461

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1964819657799684456

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers WR Jauan Jennings is questionable to return today due to a shoulder injury.

X · Sep 7, 2025, 10:34 PM

[cosmic fractal]

IRniners are back?

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/thedunkcentral/status/1964490835178778808?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

Kawhi Leonard's "Uncle Dennis" Asked The Raptors For A Stake In The Toronto Maple Leafs In 2019 Free Agency https://t.co/63YzbCza5j

X · Sep 7, 2025, 12:48 AM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1964673780292395152?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Raiders HC Pete Carroll will set an NFL record today: At 73 years and 357 days old today, Carroll will become the oldest head coach in NFL history, even if he hardly acts like it.

X · Sep 7, 2025, 12:55 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nflfantasy/status/1964837690366722237?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL Fantasy Football (@NFLFantasy)

No player scored over 30 fantasy points so far in Week 1.

This is the first time zero players have scored 30+ points prior to SNF and MNF in Week 1 since at least 2000.

X · Sep 7, 2025, 11:46 PM

[sick perch]

i hope derrick henry has a good week

[lean flower]

I'm eating so good

31 points from the king

[idle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-fork-swallow-squidward-tentacles-sponge-bob-gif-10721523

[lean flower]

https://x.com/chasedaniel/status/1964898664436125726?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Chase Daniel (@ChaseDaniel)

SCORIGAMI

41-40….never been the score of a game in the history of NFL before!

X · Sep 8, 2025, 3:48 AM

since scorigami account taking too long

[high seal]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-allen-buffalo-bills-first-down-lets-go-gif-15695301

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1965111353364152509?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Chiefs coach Andy Reid describes Xavier Worthy as "day-to-day" talking to reporters, an indication that the plan is to rehab and attempt to play with a brace -- rather than immediate surgery. Some good news initially.

X · Sep 8, 2025, 5:53 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1964777518713737667

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Daniel Jones vs the #Dolphins:

• 22/29
• 272 passing yards
• 3 TDs
• 0 INTs

Was with Daniel last week — he sounded optimistic and genuinely seems to be enjoying this fresh start in Indy. What a Week 1 for him and the #Colts.

X · Sep 7, 2025, 7:47 PM

Imagine giving up on a QB at the calibre of Daniel Jones

[sick perch]

played his butt off yesterday

[idle drift]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1965068902704243059

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

This John Harbaugh stat is wild 🤯

X · Sep 8, 2025, 3:05 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Nuno fired from forest

Good luck forest, you were fun to watch under nuno

Marinakis will pay for this

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1965183085248745940

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers Pro Bowl TE George Kittle is expected to be sidelined multiple weeks with a hamstring injury.

X · Sep 8, 2025, 10:38 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1965182759930134947

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Brock Purdy has a left shoulder and toe injury that make him uncertain for Sunday’s game in New Orleans. Kyle Shanahan said the team will see how the practice week goes.

If Purdy cannot play, 49ers backup QB Mac Jones would be in line to start.

X · Sep 8, 2025, 10:37 PM

Pray for Windy

[lean flower]

fantasy is cooked

[sick perch]

“mac jones” is the worst news coming from this

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1965201846261403955?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

Eagles trading for RB Tank Bigsby. Jaguars receive 5th & 6th round picks. (via @RapSheet)

X · Sep 8, 2025, 11:53 PM

[sick perch]

how much bailing out does hurts need

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1965233364602126650?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

Nahshon Wright picks off McCarthy and takes it to the house!

MINvsCHI on ESPN/ABC
Stream on @NFLPlus and ESPN+ https://t.co/TAkwfZqzPY

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 9, 2025, 1:58 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nflfantasy/status/1965262257908220113?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL Fantasy Football (@NFLFantasy)

Zero TEs scored over 16 fantasy points in Week 1

This is the first week with a full 16-game slate to have zero 16-point TEs since Week 15, 2018

X · Sep 9, 2025, 3:53 AM

[lean flower]

after this pick six jjmc locked in

[sick perch]

same old bears

i was never moved by the ben johnson hype

[cosmic fractal]

I’m numb you cant hurt me!!!

[cosmic fractal]

From a bears fan

[cosmic fractal]

Lmao he decided on Ange

Greek on Greek crime

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1965105304284397838?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Giants HC Brian Daboll said the intention is to start Russell Wilson at QB in Week 2 vs. the #Cowboys.

X · Sep 8, 2025, 5:29 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1965423185698103445

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

Ben Simmons’ agent had enough and dropped him after Simmons showed little to no interest in talks with the Knicks 😳, per @SbondyNBA

“Simmons’ agent, Bernie Lee, recently dropped him as a client, according to Stein. A source said that decision occurred after the point guard

X · Sep 9, 2025, 2:32 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1965421988429922633?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Former #Patriots S Jabrill Peppers, a surprise release after cut-down day, is expected to sign with the #Steelers per me and @MikeGarafolo. They’ve agreed to terms.

X · Sep 9, 2025, 2:28 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nflfantasy/status/1965452643322736862?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL Fantasy Football (@NFLFantasy)

The PERFECT Week 1 lineup to start your season with a W 🔥

X · Sep 9, 2025, 4:30 PM

te position was cooked

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1965455697249992884?t=u183WFUqXCAAglOISb14zg&s=19

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Source: The #49ers are waiving kicker Jake Moody.

X · Sep 9, 2025, 4:42 PM

[idle drift]

What a 3rd round pick

[cosmic fractal]

I asked the bears fan for a SF version

[idle drift]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46206279/tyreek-hill-accused-domestic-violence-estranged-wife

[sick perch]

https://x.com/throwthedamball/status/1965442741632205184?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Jrfortgang (@throwthedamball)

Week 1 Avg Time To Throw + ADOT

X · Sep 9, 2025, 3:50 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.thestar.com/sports/raptors/inside-kawhi-leonard-s-bizarre-list-of-secret-demands-from-raptors-and-how-they-line/article_9f1b0398-0ebd-4193-bc06-798efda95023.html

In 2019, Kawhi asked the Raptors for a no-show job worth 10M a year, plus shares in the Maple Leafs

[deep flint]

glad to know City will not be getting a five goal Haaland match this season as he decided to score five vs Moldova 💀

City players will limp and die before a Nations League window but the moment they play for actual shit they become 2018/19 Messi, I don't fucking get it

anyways preliminary pray for Starlit, my Brazilian meow meow is playing in Bolivia tonight unless Ancelotti is stupid enough to play Ederson so he's sure as fuck not playing on Sunday when it matters

(that being said I have no clue if Ederson made the Selecao so leave me alone)

update: he did not

[idle drift]

https://x.com/That_Hurts/status/1965265495739039951

That Hurts (@That_Hurts)

Update:

The Scorigami guy is alive… but I fear he might be a Ravens fan 😭

X · Sep 9, 2025, 4:06 AM

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[cosmic fractal]

Haaland 7 G/A in 1 game LMAO

Christ

They’re already dead Erling stop it

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1965536216172106193?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL)

49ers signing kicker Eddy Piñeiro. (via @Rapsheet)

X · Sep 9, 2025, 10:02 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espnfantasy/status/1965553159570399443?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN Fantasy Sports (@ESPNFantasy)

This all Bills fantasy team got the win in Week 1 🤯

(via mafia_productions/TT)

X · Sep 9, 2025, 11:09 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for SB, Marmoush’s knee is messed up so one less threat for the derby

-# None of you bring up that two of my team’s players are possibly out

[deep flint]

it's okay Alisson played in Bolivia last night so Mamar ball it is

also lost because of a pen so

[deep flint]

nevermind Alisson still made 9 saves, it's just that Brasil's defense is about as good as Onana is at shotstopping

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-dad-laughing-speed-dad-crying-speed-speed-ksi-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-1466628274697419264

[cosmic fractal]

Ederson vs Onana derby coming this weekend in Turkey same day as Manchester derby

Speaking of, theres a user here who is a true Manc (that isnt Marmitestie)

[cosmic fractal]

[deep flint]

what is this 😭

[lean flower]

what did groceries and isak do this international break

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1965751407530975534?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets are releasing WR/returner Xavier Gipson, as @BrianCoz reported. Gipson lost a key fumble Sunday, and in the end, it cost him his job.

X · Sep 10, 2025, 12:17 PM

[lean flower]

not surprised john harbaugh did this too, although not in his debut in the first season back in 08

terrorism

[cosmic fractal]

Someone asked Ode “start bench sell” with those 3 players, he teased Haaland with this

[cosmic fractal]

Also wait not groceries

[idle drift]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/2106793/ex-premier-league-referee-david-coote/amp

[lean flower]

https://x.com/sleepernfl/status/1965851471066644911?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL)

Eagles TE Dallas Goedert has a sprained knee and is uncertain for Week 2, per @EliotShorrParks

X · Sep 10, 2025, 6:54 PM

[lean flower]

twt is peak for coming up with slander names

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1965868215730581838?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Ahead of Sunday’s game at New Orleans, 49ers QB Brock Purdy is not practicing today due to his left shoulder and toe injuries.

X · Sep 10, 2025, 8:01 PM

https://tenor.com/view/mac-jones-gif-23839700

[cosmic fractal]

Sigh but the last ex Pat QB we had was good enough so ?? Jimmy G come back kinda sorta

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1965873287793406073

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers HC Kyle Shanahan told reporters that Brock Purdy could miss “multiple weeks” and that he is a “long shot” to play Sunday at New Orleans. 49ers QB Mac Jones is in line to start.

X · Sep 10, 2025, 8:21 PM

[cosmic fractal]

I just saw

https://tenor.com/view/hey-bear-gif-27591347

[lean flower]

https://x.com/toddarcher/status/1965909823343759737?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Todd Archer (@toddarcher)

The Dallas Cowboys could be without cornerback DaRon Bland for a couple of weeks because of a right foot injury suffered in Monday’s practice, according to multiple sources.

X · Sep 10, 2025, 10:46 PM

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/thedunkcentral/status/1965871809754181760?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

Adam Silver says fans who can’t afford streaming services to watch NBA games can still watch free highlights, calling the NBA a “highlight sport.”

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )

https://t.co/op0DayFFqR

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 10, 2025, 8:15 PM

[tidal ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-dude-dad-pointing-at-son-get-a-load-of-this-guy-dad-gif-4361426973483450624

[sick perch]

kiss mi bum

[deep flint]

man is rivaling Infantino as most unlikeable sports exec I swear

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1966088684928901244?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 OFFICIAL: Chelsea have been charged with 74 breaches of the FA’s Agent Regulation rules between 2009 and 2022 under Roman Abramovich.

Breaches relate primarily to the period 2010/11-2015/16. Chelsea have until 19 September to answer.

X · Sep 11, 2025, 10:37 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1966116113718129004?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Rap: Brock Purdy expected to miss 2-5 weeks with a turf toe variant.

X · Sep 11, 2025, 12:26 PM

[idle drift]

Manfred is most despised imo

[idle drift]

There used to be a hockey team in my province called the Fog Devils

[lean flower]

we’re getting some players back

we needed gvardiol back so bad

my croatian rolls royce

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1966340872439476340?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Commanders said Austin Ekeler suffered an Achilles injury. Awful.

X · Sep 12, 2025, 3:19 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1966354403088281747?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Packers WR Jayden Reed, ruled out tonight with a shoulder injury, has suffered a fractured collarbone, coach Matt LaFleur said. He’s headed for Injured Reserve and out for the foreseeable future. They do expect him back this season.

X · Sep 12, 2025, 4:13 AM

[lean flower]

bayindir is gonna start the derby @cosmic fractal
also who are ur injuries cause idek

[lean flower]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1966536164392734966?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Sources: Former #49ers K Jake Moody is signing with the #Bears practice squad.

Added competition for Cairo Santos.

X · Sep 12, 2025, 4:15 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Cunha, Dalot, and ( ) Mount

In Rotterdam atm and caught a Feyenoord shop

[deep flint]

pray for SB because City are bringing Kalvin Phillips back into the City squad to actually play matches and play for Windy because United are playing with Bayindir in goal on Sunday

the amount of popcorn I will be consuming

[idle drift]

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DOgnvq8jf6U

[cosmic fractal]

Need altay to channel what he did for the Arsenal game last year

[idle drift]

So is that better or worse than having Mac Jones as your QB?

[cosmic fractal]

Phillips has been benched by City’s coach for a while and has not started in months; Bayindir is okay at passing the ball but it’s good news for opponents 99% of the time

So Idk

I guess Jones is an alright QB just can’t get far

PS @deep flint last last weekend was Zandvoort so I caught these posters around Amsterdam

I have no one else to share my excitement of catching sight of these posters 😭

[deep flint]

DUDUDUDUDU Max VERSTAPPEN

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1966607890111697356?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Injury updates:
-- #Broncos TE Evan Engram (calf) is off the report and good to go.
-- #Cowboys CB Daron Bland (foot) is out.
-- #Jets CB Sauce Gardner (groin) is off the report and good to go.
-- #Steelers Joey Porter Jr., DeShon Elliott and Derrick Harmon are out.
-- #Eagles TE

X · Sep 12, 2025, 9:00 PM

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1966607890111697356?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Injury updates:
-- #Broncos TE Evan Engram (calf) is off the report and good to go.
-- #Cowboys CB Daron Bland (foot) is out.
-- #Jets CB Sauce Gardner (groin) is off the report and good to go.
-- #Steelers Joey Porter Jr., DeShon Elliott and Derrick Harmon are out.
-- #Eagles TE Dallas Goedert (knee) is out.
-- #Rams G Steve Avila (ankle) is doubtful.
-- #Patriots CB Christian Gonzalez and edge Keion White are out.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 12, 2025, 9:00 PM

[lean flower]

ait-nouri out for five weeks, lamine out for the next two matches

just take the points and leave me alone

[cosmic fractal]

The way they phrased the lamine injury

[cosmic fractal]

But gladly 🤗

[cosmic fractal]

MY SON RASMUS SCORED FOR NAPOLI

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1966954706225262831?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Falcons ruled out kicker Younghoe Koo for Sunday night's matchup with the Minnesota Vikings and listed his reason for downgraded as not injury related.

Falcons also promoted kicker Parker Romo to kick Sunday night vs. the Vikings.

X · Sep 13, 2025, 7:58 PM

[near knot]

Love koo but it is time

That buccs game was awful to watch

[cosmic fractal]

Dollaruma starting…nervous

[lean flower]

just press him

[sick perch]

good morning @lean flower

[lean flower]

it’s a great morning

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239698977138544652/1402671800474927164/image0.jpg?ex=68c78529&is=68c633a9&hm=1fffa50fcb635570b1f9dce7f242d5193a2f88751a423c36497e4980e0e386b2&

[sick perch]

excited for this who can lose harder competition later

want this game to be over with so that cleveland sports radio isnt talking about ravens vs browns franchise history every single day

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1967234490235076759?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Ravens planned to take Shedeur Sanders in the fifth round, but before Baltimore could turn in the card, the former Colorado star let it be known that he didn’t want to be on a roster with Lamar Jackson, where he would be a backup.

https://t.co/v1om447zHN

X · Sep 14, 2025, 2:30 PM

[idle drift]

Why sit behind a Ravens franchise QB without a ring when you can sit behind a Ravens franchise QB with a ring?

[lean flower]

I’ll be stuck with this game

[lean flower]

PRAY FOR WINDY

DONNARUMMA HAS CHANGED MY LIFE

[idle drift]

lol I saw that yesterday

[sick perch]

what is this offense

[lean flower]

niners get a new kicker and he misses his first xp 😭

[cosmic fractal]

I almost GOT LOST EARLIER SO Yes pray for me

[sick perch]

im turning this crap off this team is going 0-17

[cosmic fractal]

I was out in nature

[lean flower]

josh allen hurt

[cosmic fractal]

Stupid bus cancelled

[lean flower]

i knew today’s win would come with some sacrifices

[cosmic fractal]

Waited in the rain for 40min

[lean flower]

nvm allen good

just a nose bleed

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1967289342264807510

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Joe Burrow is headed to the locker room with an apparent injury

(via @NFLonCBS)
https://t.co/MaQcyPVveE

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 14, 2025, 6:08 PM

[lean flower]

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-dog-eyes-closed-dog-praying-ishowspeed-gif-16343393638929481316

cam ward did what

we should’ve had him

[sick perch]

if only we could give our dline a break

[lean flower]

both fantasy matchups are already cooked

cedric tillman is gonna haunt me again isn't he

[cosmic fractal]

Damn I just saw the derby score

https://tenor.com/view/zach-campbell-fka-twigs-moving-head-zach-campbell-fka-twigs-achow3250-gif-199170500556420696

[lean flower]

that gigi save changed my life

[cosmic fractal]

Dollarumma is icey, spicy, but not too pricey for city

PSG lost a good one

Oh I heard the Shark assisted

[lean flower]

he did

but he's not doing well

[cosmic fractal]

Ps you lied that you’d restore your MILF pfp smh

[tidal ferry]

I just saw the lions vs bears score 😭

[lean flower]

amon ra with a nice 31.8 points

[tidal ferry]

Chicago bears eliminated from playoff 2026 contention

[lean flower]

I'll do it when he bags another g/a

he just skied a shot... 😭

[idle drift]

https://www.threads.com/@edstojo/post/DOmEKPiiYYW?xmt=AQF0zJTbO0e5NvAOkUQ4CFC0VuaOvve2n6vAoTgT9kohQw&slof=1

[lean flower]

lions defense is massacring caleb

https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1967308760998899889?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

MLFootball (@_MLFootball)

🚨🚨ONE OF THE DUMBEST PLAYS EVER🚨🚨

#Steelers rookie running back Kaleb Johnson does NOT know the new #NFL kickoff return rules.

Seattle scored a touchdown after Johnson did not field the ball that landed in the landing zone…

OH MY GOODNESS. https://t.co/f8fTMBz9xf

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 14, 2025, 7:25 PM

WHAT LMAO

[sick perch]

they were never in it to begin with

[lean flower]

SCOOP AND SCORE

[sick perch]

how does this happen

did he just forget the rules

[cosmic fractal]

A couple of you know Yoshi, hes going Through IT

[tidal ferry]

oh right he is from chicago

pray for yoshi

[lean flower]

amon ra with 39.2 points and im still gonna lose

[cosmic fractal]

He made me the custom Niners version I used the other day, both us going through IT :ducksmoker:

[lean flower]

FERRAN MISSED

a sitter..

[lean flower]

the niners won so u come away with something at least

[sick perch]

can anyone pray for me

russ playing like it’s 2014

[lean flower]

raphinhaaa

rashford assist

lmao cowboys

FERMIN BANGER

[cosmic fractal]

Yass one small step

Omg

I’ll go look

Wait

unc modric

My savior

[sick perch]

pls dont give cowboys fans this ego boost

[lean flower]

giants fans sick to their stomach rn

[sick perch]

this is the worst day ever for me

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1967334427706654985?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Cowboys are signing Jadeveon Clowney, owner Jerry Jones told reporters. Some immediate pass-rush help.

X · Sep 14, 2025, 9:07 PM

[deep flint]

glad to see Salah win us the match but also uhhhhhh pray for star, the family dog back in Florida passed away today and I got the news to say my last goodbyes during the match

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1967358177999220896?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bengals QB Joe Burrow, who was ruled out Sunday with a toe injury, was diagnosed with turf toe, source confirms (as @FOX19Jeremy reported).

X · Sep 14, 2025, 10:41 PM

condolences star

also this means i have to start rayne dakota prescott now

[cosmic fractal]

Sorry for the loss star

Yuki finally went to see a good team

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/thephillypod/status/1967370354248286218?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Victor Williams (@ThePhillyPod)

Chris Jones: “You don’t even have 100 yards.”

Jalen Hurts: “We won the f*ckin game shut your ass up.” 💀 https://t.co/LY5gu6nNK1

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 14, 2025, 11:30 PM

[sick perch]

condolences star

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1967391650898157658?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bengals star QB Joe Burrow is feared to have suffered a Grade 3 turf toe injury, one that would require surgery and put him out at least 3 months, per me and @TomPelissero.

Burrow is still evaluating options, but the ones that would keep him on the field are dwindling.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 12:54 AM

[near knot]

Falcons rookie defence went off last night, people were actually clowning on our draft as well lmao

All 4 got either a sack or interception

[sick perch]

browns rookies are killin it too

[near knot]

You guys have been through as much pain as us ❤️

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdognfl/status/1967567580337770674?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL)

Schefter: Joe Burrow (toe) to undergo surgery, will miss at least 3 months.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 12:34 PM

[tidal ferry]

The Cincinnati Bengals are eliminated from 2026 playoff contention

[cosmic fractal]

happy bday goorry! now you'll no longer be subject to being a child jokes!

[tidal ferry]

The jokes will keep coming in some way or another

But now at least i'm not a minor now so that is a plus

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1967635432306266562?s=46&t=WgLEnsqZCtyf59RLsforrw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bears Pro-Bowl cornerback Jaylon Johnson is out indefinitely with a groin injury, sources tell me and @CourtneyRCronin. The team still is evaluating the full extent of the injury, whether surgery is necessary, and how long Johnson will be sidelined.

Johnson exited the second

X · Sep 15, 2025, 5:03 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1967645037787070828?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Rams placed CB Ahkello Witherspoon on injured reserve due to a broken clavicle.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 5:41 PM

[ember nebula]

goorry is more mature and interesting than many, many 20somethings in this world, frankly

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1967655802568905157?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Commanders QB Jayden Daniels, who underwent an MRI following the loss to the #Packers, was diagnosed with a sprained knee, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

Not a long-term injury, but Daniels’ status this week vs the #Raiders is in doubt.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 6:24 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1967660133561114817?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell says QB J.J. McCarthy has an ankle sprain and is likely out this week. Carson Wentz would be the starter.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 6:41 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1967668706722615516?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

ESPN sources: Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy is expected to be sidelined two-to-four weeks with a high ankle sprain.

With McCarthy out, Vikings QB Carson Wentz is now in line to start.

X · Sep 15, 2025, 7:15 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/BBQChiefs/status/1967303616617914422

BBQ Chiefs (@BBQChiefs)

Free 4

X · Sep 14, 2025, 7:05 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1967708539184615931?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Carson Wentz will start for his 6th team in 6 seasons — which is something no QB in NFL history has ever done.

• 2025: Vikings

• 2024: Chiefs (1 game)

• 2023: Rams (1 game)

• 2022: Commanders (7 games)

• 2021: Colts (17 games)

• 2020: Eagles (12 games)

X · Sep 15, 2025, 9:54 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYiD2lQLvto

[cosmic fractal]

No Alvarez and Cardoso vs Liverpool

[deep flint]

glad to know terrorist 8 at the back footy will not work this time

Simeone makes Arteta ball look normal

also uh let me post something rq

so Hugo has a public finsta and he posted this on there lmfao

(is finsta still the word for spam account? idk I'm using 7 year old terminology here, until proven otherwise it's a finsta)

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Youre good, it took me a sec to realize you were talking about ekitike

I thought Lloris, wrong Frenchman

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burner

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https://vxtwitter.com/yuri_ravens/status/1967831173566218682?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Yuri (@Yuri_Ravens)

Someone at the ravens tailgate Sunday with a WILD shirt lmaooooo

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 16, 2025, 6:01 AM

LOL

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so Trent pulled his hamstring

can't say I'm celebrating but uh... lol

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https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1968008014776111596?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Sean McVay says he TORE his plantar fascia (foot) Sunday while coaching the Rams to a win over the Titans 🤯

X · Sep 16, 2025, 5:44 PM

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Update: Trent's hamstring better not be fucked AND Carvajal better not get a 3 match ban or else Xabi's playing Valverde at right back against us

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https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1967977527504498693?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Liverpool are ready to launch a £43M bid in January for Barcelona centre-back Ronald Araújo.

The La Liga club are understood to be open to negotiating.

(Source: Fichajes)

X · Sep 16, 2025, 3:43 PM

just take him

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https://vxtwitter.com/reflog_18/status/1967771411147264248?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

McNeil (@Reflog_18)

Baker Mayfield x Nick Chubb 🥺

https://t.co/dQquLQNtUp

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 16, 2025, 2:03 AM

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🥹

[near knot]

Despite being a falcons fan, I do like baker

He's a cutie

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the team who shall not be named fumbled two great guys

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https://x.com/brfootball/status/1968265025023537195?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Real Madrid confirm Trent Alexander-Arnold suffered a hamstring injury against Marseille.

He's expected to miss 4-6 weeks, per multiple reports

X · Sep 17, 2025, 10:45 AM

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https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1968292039394803913?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

Reunion: Veteran edge rusher Preston Smith is signing with the #Commanders, sources tell The Insiders.

A second-round pick in 2015, Smith spent four seasons in Washington before landing a big free agent deal in Green Bay. Now he’s back and can add to his 70.5 career sacks.

X · Sep 17, 2025, 12:32 PM

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celtics shaq

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https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1968343566918549892

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets QB Justin Fields has been ruled out of Sunday’s game vs. Tampa Bay due to his concussion. Tyrod Taylor will start.

X · Sep 17, 2025, 3:57 PM

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the question to now sit or start garrett wilson

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We bought Leverkusen players and bought their dark magic with us

Star what has your team done

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i thought marcos llorente had me

[deep flint]

become invincibles /j

we're going to run out of luck at some point

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yeah rashford is terrible..

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https://x.com/throwthedamball/status/1968506512781017453?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Jrfortgang (@throwthedamball)

Back by popular demand for Week 2.

X · Sep 18, 2025, 2:45 AM

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Are you not watching the Napoli game

KDB, Scotty and Rasmus save me

Sadly i cannot find it on tv so I will search for it later

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it’s on paramount+

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i had it playing on my laptop but i was focused more on barca, i saw enough to see that the napoli keeper is doing his best donnarumma impression

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In Rotterdam rn

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right

windy world tour 2025

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Everyone says that but really Ive been to two countries so far

And I’m going back to Beijing soon bc we have more family issues to deal with

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He just scored

https://tenor.com/view/deer-interview-doe-winter-deer-interview-gif-16806606910500140994

Aww damn it Haaland scored too

Another Rashford goal

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Fun fact the day of the derby a toddler wore a haaland shirt, and kinda looked like him with blonde hair and a long face

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https://x.com/city_chief/status/1968781628769026543?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

City Chief (@City_Chief)

🔥 Josko Gvardiol vs Napoli:

✅ 89 touches
✅ 76/80 passes (95% accuracy)
✅ 8 recoveries
✅ 3 interceptions
✅ 1 clearance
✅ 2/3 long balls
✅ 2/3 duels won
✅ 1/1 dribble completed
⭐ 8.0 match rating

Absolutely rock solid. 🧱 #ManCity

X · Sep 18, 2025, 8:58 PM

i got a gvardiol kit a few weeks before and he’s back

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Grealish loves your boys

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as long as he keeps racking up those assists for my toffees

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https://x.com/trollfootball/status/1968795677749563555?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)

Rashford > Man United

X · Sep 18, 2025, 9:54 PM

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

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https://tenor.com/view/dog-driving-drive-night-ride-home-cachorro-gif-184795115618666461

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They want to buy him

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https://www.thescore.com/nba/news/3348154

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1969075515953697083?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Now official: Commanders HC Dan Quinn said Marcus Mariota will start Sunday versus the Raiders.

X · Sep 19, 2025, 4:26 PM

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this is the real celtics shaq

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https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/rock-hill-native-former-panther-jadeveon-clowney-arrested-york-county/X26ELWNSAZDPLHPWX7NIRS3QNI/

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1969059392499654703?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

For the fourth year in a row, ESPN Fantasy Football has set a new all-time mark for users in a season. It has gone from 11 million users in 2022, to 12 million in 2023, to 13 million in 2024, to a record 14 million this season.

X · Sep 19, 2025, 3:21 PM

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1969134983039033730?s=46&t=p9ddhzgzS4TrtLMF_6zDzg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Falcons released veteran kicker Younghoe Koo, and thanked him on social media.

X · Sep 19, 2025, 8:22 PM

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Brown

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https://tenor.com/view/stunning-monique-heart-rpdr-gif-10479263779291648924

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https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1969348571716563063?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Zero goals. Zero assists. And now the £115M summer signing Florian Wirtz has been benched by Arne Slot. 😮

X · Sep 20, 2025, 10:31 AM

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Rip Everton, getting destroyed in this derby

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Isak is also benched for now