Sports

[cosmic fractal]

Even CBS goalazo is making fun of city Ou

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1892579926374547756?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Veteran OL Jon Feliciano has announced his retirement from the NFL after nine seasons. He played for the Raiders, Bills, Giants, and 49ers, appearing in 113 games with 61 starts.

X · Feb 20, 2025, 2:19 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1892699123528143104?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Seven-time All-Pro guard Zack Martin has informed the #Cowboys that he plans to retire, sources tell The Insiders.

One of the greatest linemen of his era and a probable Pro Football Hall of Famer, Martin walks away at age 34.

X · Feb 20, 2025, 10:13 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/JerseyMike732/status/1892619127535157346

Jersey Mike (@JerseyMike732) on X

Just threw 10k on Wemby to win DPOY. I mean it’s only -3500 and there’s no way he doesn’t win. Only an act of god can prevent this from hitting.

X · Feb 20, 2025, 4:55 PM

[sick perch]

no shot

[deep flint]

pray for Star we got the shit end of the UCL draw

also just as a side note this glorified Super League nonsense can fuck off back to Switzerland

[lean flower]

it’s cinema

ur just mad about the bracket

[cosmic fractal]

PSV do the funny thing for me

Also Atletico vs Real is cinema [2]

[lean flower]

assna will be humbled

they don’t even have a striker

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1893002759571435692?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Saints are hiring former Chargers head coach and 49ers assistant Brandon Staley as their defensive coordinator, per me and @JFowlerESPN. Saints HC Kellen Moore and Staley worked together with the Chargers, and now will do the same for the Saints.

X · Feb 21, 2025, 6:20 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1892936671152202227?s=46

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1893043960685162905?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Jaguars are hiring James Gladstone as their general manager.

X · Feb 21, 2025, 9:03 PM

[deep flint]

we got a Moyes derby on our hands

[ember nebula]

💙💙💙

I am awake with my tea at 4:30am

Beto 🙂‍↕️

And Doucs

[lean flower]

https://x.com/trollfootball/status/1893283522372161852?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Troll Football (@TrollFootball) on X

Manchester United every Premier League matchday

X · Feb 22, 2025, 12:55 PM

[ember nebula]

Sigh

[deep flint]

didn't know Fergie time became Moyes time it seems

[lean flower]

everton sold me dreams

[ember nebula]

Ashley Young’s diving prowess not quite enough on the day.

[lean flower]

arsenal 😭🤣

[idle drift]

https://x.com/JaguarGator9NFL/status/1892948992708759608

JaguarGator9 (@JaguarGator9NFL) on X

If anyone wants to know how the renamed Arena Football League is going (AF1), you can go on their website right now and can literally get an expansion team by filling out this basic information

@UrinatingTree

X · Feb 21, 2025, 2:46 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.49erswebzone.com/articles/188872-devondre-campbell-critics-profanity-filled-quitting/

https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/ravens-nfl/nfl-investigation-justin-tucker-OUMTJXYHI5FUBDD3MTUJXILEZM/

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43694056/atlanta-falcons-nfl-birdlady-carolyn-freeman

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/unlike-the-yankees-nfl-teams-cant-have-facial-hair-rules

https://www.si.com/nfl/five-worst-takes-2024-nfl-season-media-pundits

[cosmic fractal]

Hi I’m awake now, yes I did see we tied

I was not waking up at 4:30am since I had a horrible day yesterday and was busy until midnight

[lean flower]

fairs no one is waking up for an early fixture unless it’s star

[cosmic fractal]

I mean Wath is in the same time zone as me unless he already left for his trip

[ember nebula]

Nope, that alarm went off at 4:15am

I don’t go to NY until April.

[lean flower]

playing scrappy against las palmas but finally a goal

olmo with yamal assist

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-ferran-torres-barcelona-scream-if-you-love-gif-8218807613013868686

citeh legend

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/lambeaughini/status/1893303509233119697?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

https://vxtwitter.com/lambeaughini/status/1893356972881117240?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

[deep flint]

https://fxtwitter.com/teaandchips/status/1893402856113209500?s=46

[lean flower]

just beat us and end netflix fc hopes fr

[deep flint]

also I love you Jarrod Bowen

[cosmic fractal]

Allison in shambles

[lean flower]

we may not like each other for obvious reasons but one thing we can come together for is cooking next season fc

also did y’all see what happened with theeuropeanlad

[cosmic fractal]

i dont have twitter so no

[lean flower]

basically he got doxxed by haaland stans (we don’t claim them) and he deactivated his account

[cosmic fractal]

i just searched, wow

[lean flower]

sucks cause he was the one who would give live updates on all matches and stuff

[cosmic fractal]

X is a scary place,
-# but it also marks the spot as Tinashe says

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/ginohard_/status/1893457512239964207?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[idle drift]

This is also Rob Ray from when he was a player https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qEAEhYH6I

[sick perch]

[cosmic fractal]

Hi DJ, do electropop sub favs and help save Allie X

https://tenor.com/view/tinashe-needs-music-video-bbang3l-grocery-store-gif-660986885333663604

[deep flint]

I love him and Chiesa more dw

[deep flint]

y'all with Pep's probably last dance x Slot footy with a proper transfer market this time 🤝

yeah I've stopped believing in relegation or even a long transfer ban, the world is shit

[sick perch]

i have to come up with comments for afropop

[deep flint]

somebody call an ambulance... but not for me (SB) (Haaland did not make the bench today)

[lean flower]

salah’s surely gonna bag a hatty

[deep flint]

WE'RE CLOSE TO FINALLY LANDING

https://open.spotify.com/track/1aayZc3JciIs2GhZcSlCrw?si=s2jfUvMZQrqaep2rpbi58Q

[cosmic fractal]

SB watching today:

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1893720526947778768?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️🟢🇧🇷 Antony with an assist for Real Betis today, one more goal contribution for the Brazilian…

…as it’s 5️⃣ G/A since joining Betis from Manchester United.

X · Feb 23, 2025, 5:52 PM

🐐

[lean flower]

not really, fully expected and somewhat desired to put next season fc in their place

we move

[deep flint]

"next season FC" the way this hurts so fucking much but I've accepted it

unless you mean City this season

[lean flower]

i’m referring to the bottlers

[deep flint]

oh

Arsna

yeah there's only so much of the process to be left there I think

[cosmic fractal]

Lmao he just got a red

A straight red too

Not right before his birthday

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/devondre-campbell-on-quitting-on-49ers-im-rich-and-never-have-to-work-again

https://www.turfshowtimes.com/2025/2/21/24370363/rams-matthew-stafford-trade-rumors-teams

[lean flower]

giant

[warm granite]

Oh City got their ass handed to them again lmao

Newcastle needs to take 4th for the culture

[cosmic fractal]

Ps star not the almost 5am messages, did you wake up early accidentally again

[cosmic fractal]

Just do what you can! Anyways esf is due first

[deep flint]

yes. I woke up at 4am yesterday, then took a 4 hour nap after Arsenal lost, then went to sleep at a normal time, so I woke up at 3:30 this morning

don't worry I decided no nap for me (I just drank a whole McDonald's sweet tea this morning and purposely played GeoGuessr after I calmed down from the match)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1893769793846546932?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Veteran S/LB Keanu Neal, a former first-round pick of the #Falcons, is retiring from the NFL at the age of 29.

X · Feb 23, 2025, 9:07 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/utdkingsley/status/1893760153666691584?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ToTo 𝕏 (@UTDkingsley) on X

X · Feb 23, 2025, 8:29 PM

[cosmic fractal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6nhvIZeu7g6OsDCLj1DKLl?si=u1Jy-JieQxOZphKlnXJEDw

[idle drift]

https://www.9news.com/article/sports/nfl/denver-broncos/mike-klis/broncos-coach-wilhoite-arrested-denver/73-26d83bde-a6c0-4012-8a0f-03ce0328f2f3

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/nfl-to-consider-changes-to-kickoff-including-touchbacks-moving-to-35-yard-line

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1894109285765845255?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Jaguars hired former Bears OC Shane Waldron as their pass game coordinator.

X · Feb 24, 2025, 7:36 PM

https://x.com/_mlfootball/status/1894110997226377235?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

🚨JUST IN: The #Packers are the team that submitted a proposal to the #NFL to BAN THE #EAGLES TUSH PUSH PLAY, The NY Times reports.

Green Bay has attempted to use the Tush Push play multiple times and failed.

The Packers also were eliminated by Philly in the playoffs this year.

X · Feb 24, 2025, 7:43 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1894126378305380761

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Browns released LS Charley Hughlett, who joined the team in 2014 and served as Cleveland’s long snapper for 152 games.

X · Feb 24, 2025, 8:44 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/DMRussini/status/1894109546714456120

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

The Green Bay Packers are the team that submitted a proposal to the NFL’s competition committee to ban the tush push, per sources.

X · Feb 24, 2025, 7:38 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/devinbook/status/1893477703728218354?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Book (@DevinBook) on X

Plz don’t go @Hooters

X · Feb 23, 2025, 1:47 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1894414557226910199?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Titans GM Mike Borgonzi told reporters that he has received calls about the availability of the No. 1 overall pick. The Titans will listen, but it’s too early in the process for any decisions.

X · Feb 25, 2025, 3:50 PM

[deep flint]

it's been two weeks yet still no Slot punishment

(Slot is so getting punished in time for the Carabao and I hate PGMOL for it)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1894443494313164885?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Bills and WR Khalil Shakir agreed to terms on a 4-year contract extension worth up to $60.2M, including $32M guaranteed at signing, per me and @TomPelissero.

Deal negotiated by @EquitySports Co-Directors of Football Sam Mirza and Derek Hawkridge along with CEO Chris Cabott.

X · Feb 25, 2025, 5:45 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44000404/dallas-cowboys-selectively-aggressive-free-agency

[cosmic fractal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/oD9F08YRJz

Second Juve wants the GOAT

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1894460807959691567?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Veteran OT Jason Peters is retiring after 19 NFL seasons and 248 games. An undrafted free agent in 2004, he became a 9x Pro Bowler, 6x All-Pro, and Super Bowl champion with Philadelphia. Originally a DL/TE in college, Peters went on to become a top OT in the NFL and now finally

X · Feb 25, 2025, 6:53 PM

[cosmic fractal]

griezmann my 🐐

Pointandlaugh emote at SB

Wait I didn’t see the full score goddamn

Only at half time

[lean flower]

me at ‘10:

me at halftime:

[cosmic fractal]

I’m back

https://tenor.com/view/mina-gif-21488336

Damn it atelti I don’t even follow y’all strongly

[lean flower]

[cosmic fractal]

Catching up rn not goal 3 from ateli

Holy

Also a goal 4 lemme check sorry for the delay I’m in Office hours for class

Sorloth the goat of late goals

[lean flower]

man turn that chant off we ain’t even win

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/nelson-simpsons-laugh-gif-11243649

Atelti rn:

[lean flower]

we are cooked

in two matches against vardrid: 9-2 aggregate score, atleti doubled that in ONE match

[cosmic fractal]

Cholo plays terrorball

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1894515251288158233?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #49ers are officially promoting Klay Kubiak to offensive coordinator, and that’s not the only staff change: Mick Lombardi will replace Brian Griese as quarterbacks coach.

X · Feb 25, 2025, 10:30 PM

[lean flower]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/480541075900071936/1344073911670935602/20221110_162158.jpg?ex=67bf95e0&is=67be4460&hm=7d2fdb1d4bd7b75ad25c9054309e6d6288852a90d2764df520bf85486c1f07ae&

[deep flint]

update: now they finally do it

it's been two fucking weeks, shouldn't take that long to decide whether Michael Oliver was right or wrong

[lean flower]

https://x.com/trollfootball/status/1894714628703195228?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Troll Football (@TrollFootball) on X

Antony's red card has been cancelled by La Liga.

Real Madrid are shaking.

X · Feb 26, 2025, 11:42 AM

[cosmic fractal]

Vini and Don Carlo your days are numbered

Same with you modric even tho it’s an “always has been” situation for him

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1894791509074907452?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: The #Packers have had trade conversations centered around star CB Jaire Alexander and they are open to moving him for the right price.

Alexander, still just 28 and a two-time Pro Bowler, is considered to be the most decorated CB available.

X · Feb 26, 2025, 4:47 PM

[sick perch]

raider

[cosmic fractal]

I WONT 💜 be watching the game vs Ipswich since I need a nap + class but Good luck and don’t fuck it up as Ru would say

[idle drift]

https://www.si.com/nfl/report-tom-brady-contacted-matthew-stafford-camp-joining-raiders-trade-rams

https://www.nydailynews.com/2025/02/25/giants-joe-schoen-matthew-stafford-aaron-rodgers-nfl/

Rumor[Leonard] Sources tell the Daily News that Aaron Rodgers prefers to play for the Rams, and that the outgoing Jets QB would bring Davante Adams with him once the wide receiver becomes a free agent. Such a scenario hinges on the Rams trading Matthew Stafford.

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/sean-mcdermott-expresses-safety-concerns-about-the-tush-push

[cosmic fractal]

Okie so I hit refresh on Reddit…

Oh look Haaland showed up

[lean flower]

onana…

[cosmic fractal]

Mdl and Zirk…

https://tenor.com/view/netherlands-scream-jonno-ams-westie-gif-27663461

My stream is buffering noooo

Welp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169740747281539173/1340817587390644345/ezgif-41a931fc81490d.gif

[cosmic fractal]

Still applies!

[lean flower]

onana…

https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1894761352167665718

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) on X

The Dallas Mavericks reportedly had an issue with Luka Dončić smoking hookah and drinking beer, per @TheAthletic

“Make no mistake, the people who witnessed Dončić’s last days in Dallas do not paint a flattering portrait of the 25-year-old’s professionalism. They call him lazy.

X · Feb 26, 2025, 2:48 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Defender-strikers on the menu again I see

[sick perch]

why are they still trying to play narrative

wasn’t his nickname hookah doncic at one point

[lean flower]

me and windy celebrating meaningless wins (although spurs away means more )

[cosmic fractal]

Surejan, but you couldn’t beat Feyenoord who barely made it out of the CL and you didn’t

Also I have been informed that the “Zirkzee” goal was an OG and my app was late to detect that

[deep flint]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

JFC Endrick scoring

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1894863109770170869?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Breaking: The NFL says its plan is to put its electronic system to measure first downs into motion this upcoming regular season in 2025.

The chain crew would remain on sideline as backup.

But this is finally happening.

X · Feb 26, 2025, 9:32 PM

gather here for arsenal’s funeral

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-dance-gif-21318528

[deep flint]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA (AGAIN) https://fxtwitter.com/foothubofficial/status/1894871155783155855

COPE HARDER

COPE HARDER

[deep flint]

gather here for Liverpool not coming in 2nd for once in a "title race"

https://tenor.com/view/goomy-pokemon-pokemon-memes-gif-26753991

[lean flower]

https://x.com/thenbacentel/status/1895165368173281390?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NBACentel (@TheNBACentel) on X

WE ARE BAAAAACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO SHOWED LOVE AND SUPPORT ❤️❤️❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

X · Feb 27, 2025, 5:33 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1895172984941486497?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

NFL teams were informed today that the 2025 salary cap will be $279.2 million per club.

X · Feb 27, 2025, 6:03 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44012524/jets-aaron-glenn-said-players-upset-aaron-rodgers-decision

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsposter.bsky.social/post/3lj4dydwh4w2b

NFL News Poster (@nflnewsposter.bsky.social)

[Garafolo] The league reviewed the number of fouls drawn by QBs to see if there’s preferential treatment from officials and found there’s no pattern. The Dolphins’ Tua Tagovailoa was the most fouled passer per 100 hits this past season. twitter.com/MikeGarafolo...

Bluesky · Feb 26, 2025, 9:45 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1895189504493035721?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Chiefs are planning to franchise tag star guard Trey Smith, sources say. An intriguing move, as KC keeps one of its best players for $23.4M on a 1-year, fully guaranteed deal.

X · Feb 27, 2025, 7:09 PM

[deep flint]

it's all fun and games until La Liga starts going after City Football Group Prime for being non-EU and breaking EU competition laws https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulxX9hiVf7o

charge 131 and it's only slightly linked to Savio

[cosmic fractal]

SB do you want Neymar back at Barca bc he’s aiming for a comeback with the team

[cosmic fractal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082389196607594669/1229469554913312869/sobbing-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

Why did the Niners collab with Drake

[lean flower]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/544711586854731776/1344397095305613393/IMG_6014.jpg?ex=67c2145d&is=67c0c2dd&hm=cb3c5187cb907f124ad05c5fb59285b5edc40d2947774c2ec54f495beba3995c&

lost the clasico fixture with the damn ovo kit

also I adjusted my work hours, at the expense of now missing out on the second half of the cl knockout matches

[cosmic fractal]

ripppp

[lean flower]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1895540332655480944?t=QpEr0wYTmBBbvECz5wdkjg&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

LA’s quarterback is back: the Rams and Matthew Stafford reached agreement today on a restructured deal that keeps him in Los Angeles and quashes any and all trade speculation, per sources.

The first significant off-season QB domino has fallen.

X · Feb 28, 2025, 6:23 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1895542051795808383?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

With Matthew Stafford remaining with the Rams, the New York Giants are investigating all veteran quarterback options…..including Aaron Rodgers, per sources.

X · Feb 28, 2025, 6:30 PM

[sick perch]

hope someone snags him before the football team in cleveland gets the idea to

[idle drift]

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25165316-browns-gm-deshaun-watson-re-injured-achilles-during-normal-rehab-amid-contract-rumors

https://www.tampabay.com/sports/bucs/2025/02/27/jon-gruden-buccaneers-ring-of-honor-raymond-james-stadium/

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-myles-garrett-is-not-open-to-a-contract-extension-with-the-browns

https://www.chron.com/sports/texans/article/stefon-diggs-lawsuit-extortion-assault-20191804.php

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44028069/buffalo-bills-land-f-travel-2025-nflpa-report-card-gm-brandon-beane-responds

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/league-confirms-security-personnel-are-investigating-schultz-rapoport-incident

https://apnews.com/article/baltimore-ravens-justin-tucker-massage-therapists-6bf625e82f802b746fa38163b8ed61ec

[idle drift]

https://www.latintimes.com/german-soccer-players-child-bites-referees-testicle-forcing-game-canceled-577041

[idle drift]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1895580685383188868

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

BREAKING: Joel Embiid (knee) is OUT for the season

X · Feb 28, 2025, 9:03 PM

[lean flower]

at my next job i’m asking for the embiid pto package

[tidal ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/davonne-rogers-pretends-to-be-shocked-surprised-gif-6175133

[sick perch]

shouldve happened ages ago, frankly

tyrese maxey and jared mccain i am sorry these men are your co stars

[cosmic fractal]

Saw a Milan shirt today

Then just passed a Liverpool fan

[lean flower]

are we also gonna lose to plymouth

[idle drift]

How do you lose to a rock?

[cosmic fractal]

They’re called Plymouth argyle so really it’s a pattern

Also c’mon Plymouth do the funny thing

Another thing is apatel must be happy that PNE made it through

[warm granite]

we vibing

until city win this and we end up facing them next round

[cosmic fractal]

@lean flower how confident are you on pens

Oh nm

[lean flower]

thank you betis (and the 🐐 antony’s aura)

we’re barack (2)

[cosmic fractal]

KDB…

I hope he enjoys San Diego if he does go there

[lean flower]

beating plymouth isn’t for everyone…

[warm granite]

Looking at the teams list pne are going out next round just need to hope for either palace or utd/fulham

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ezlazar/status/1895930692321886613?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Evan Lazar (@ezlazar) on X

The 49ers are open to trading WRs Brandon Aiyuk and Deebo Samuel, per @rapsheet.

Aiyuk, who suffered a torn ACL last October, reportedly turned down a trade to the #Patriots last offseason due to their QB situation. Now that the Pats have Drake Maye, would Aiyuk reconsider?

X · Mar 1, 2025, 8:14 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/trollfootball/status/1895921219561836902?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

man he really did show vini, mbappe, and yamal levels

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/white-woman-saying-oh-gif-6690209140584194285

At the second picture

[lean flower]

lmao i was so focused on antony i didn’t even realise the others

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1895983372515840377?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #49ers are trading star WR Deebo Samuel to the #Commanders for draft pick compensation, sources say.

Samuel, due $21.7M this year, now heads to join former SF exec Adam Peters and play with QB Jayden Daniels, who gets another weapon.

X · Mar 1, 2025, 11:43 PM

then aiyuk will be a patriot, jauan jennings wr1 szn 🔥

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1895983856710472009?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

It’s a 5th rounder going to SF. And Deebo has a new home.

X · Mar 1, 2025, 11:45 PM

[sick perch]

nfc east division race will be a movie

[cosmic fractal]

Well

Good bye Deebo

[sick perch]

it’s ok you can become a browns fan

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1895989705126351004?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Washington is taking on the remainder of Deebo Samuel’s contract and paying his full $17.55 million salary for the 2025 season, per sources.

X · Mar 2, 2025, 12:09 AM

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-out-boy-song-lyrics-song-titles-band-gif-8460902

[cosmic fractal]

Never

Not with that man on ur team

Anyways deebo choked his teammate on live tv which is never the right move if you want to show them how bad you want to win

[cosmic fractal]

Wait didn’t see this, not the p*triots (says me, the one who used to live in prime Pats territory for 13 years and lived there during peak Brady years)

[lean flower]

were u already a niners fan

and does that mean ur originally not from CA

[cosmic fractal]

Yeah I was born in B*ston

We left bc of family stuff and wanted a fresh start in California

Lived in SoCal for a year before I moved up to Northern Cali, and I did like the Patriots when I was younger but then slowly moved on

[lean flower]

https://x.com/laligaen/status/1895920908810010830?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

LALIGA English (@LaLigaEN) on X

The ANTONY effect...

X · Mar 1, 2025, 7:35 PM

even official accounts are in on it

[cosmic fractal]

So is the real betis account

[cosmic fractal]

Oh right, nervous.emote for tomorrow but please let one of strikers score pleek
And for Fulham, pls don’t show up as usual

-# and I mean either our defender strikers or actual strikers score but the latter would be nice

[lean flower]

https://x.com/onefootball/status/1895957678901604467?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

OneFootball (@OneFootball) on X

PSG have scored 4️⃣0️⃣ goals in their last 10 games 🤯📈

X · Mar 1, 2025, 10:01 PM

[cosmic fractal]

I wake up and Bruno scores

World is healing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169740747281539173/1340817587390644345/ezgif-41a931fc81490d.gif

[warm granite]

Cmon Fulham do the funny thing in injury time

[cosmic fractal]

Don’t listen to the bad man Fulham

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nypost/status/1896270541935317083?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

New York Post (@nypost) on X

Pitt football freshman Mason Alexander killed in car crash at 18 https://t.co/hpUmfp7d2N

X · Mar 2, 2025, 6:45 PM

[lean flower]

lol he scored not long after i tapped in

[cosmic fractal]

Tbh I technically woke up before the game started then went back to sleep and dreaded checking the score

I’ll tap in again later, got to watch the indie heads ult rate results

[lean flower]

neither are playing great

but utd are closer to the winner

[lean flower]

do u want real time updates for pens

[cosmic fractal]

Maybe…I’ll be online probably tho

[lean flower]

pens

[cosmic fractal]

Well

I’ll tune in

[lean flower]

i wonder whose broadcast is ahead

bruno ✅

[cosmic fractal]

Yeah mine just played Bruno’s

[lean flower]

jimenez ✅

if u want i can not spoil

[cosmic fractal]

Well yours is faster

[lean flower]

I’ll keep quiet

[cosmic fractal]

Ty lol

Unc case beating lindelof…I’m not surprised

[lean flower]

my tv froze right after that

[cosmic fractal]

Jedi just scored

Love him but whyyyyy

Well

Congrats Fulham

https://tenor.com/view/marisol-telenovela-sbt-televisa-soap-opera-gif-17835700

[lean flower]

wow i didn’t get to see it

[cosmic fractal]

Rip

Zirk’s was saved

So Fulham won

Time to watch the rest of IH ult

[warm granite]

ok draw time

[lean flower]

no flukey man utd fa cup run

go get it lads

[cosmic fractal]

I hope you draw PNE

And they knock you out

[tidal ferry]

we need brighton somehow knocking out city

[cosmic fractal]

PNE vs Villa hmm

Bournemouth pls take my energy

Yessss

I was writing that and it updated

Tyler Adams and co crush city for me

[cosmic fractal]

It’ll be them vs forest most likely unless Ipswich shows up

[warm granite]

villa home we could actually take this one

[lean flower]

bournemouth away

[cosmic fractal]

Preston gonna make a fairytale run just to lose to City 6-0 in the final.
Ou remind me if this person is a fortune teller

[ember nebula]

Lady Longhorns co-SEC champs first year in the conference yessssssss 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1896303302322852157?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: The #Jets are now taking calls on star WR Davante Adams, open to trading him prior to the start of the league year. No surprise with his $38.2M cap number.

If they can’t get a deal, they are expected to release Adams, who could rejoin QB Aaron Rodgers with a new team.

X · Mar 2, 2025, 8:55 PM

[deep flint]

twas a worthy sacrifice even if this means Chiesa gets negative minutes for the rest of the season

[deep flint]

https://vxtwitter.com/greyvslz/status/1896294575029055664?s=46

[cosmic fractal]

Gross, Barca is admiring p**tey

They might swoop in for him in the summer so good luck sb

[lean flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1145604751996760064/1303464476628221983/tommy-shelby-peaky-blinders.gif

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1896589347027398713?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Bengals have released veteran G Alex Cappa, who had a $10.2M cap number.

X · Mar 3, 2025, 3:51 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1896613443761025493?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Eagles are releasing six-time Pro-Bowl CB Darius Slay, per sources.

If he is designated a post-June 1 release, the Eagles will save $4.3 million against the cap.

X · Mar 3, 2025, 5:27 PM

[sick perch]

packer

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1896645425379389872?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Bengals placed the $26.2 million franchise tag on WR Tee Higgins. This marks the second straight year that the Bengals have used their franchise tag on Higgins.

X · Mar 3, 2025, 7:34 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1896642913750372375?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Hall-of-Fame coach and broadcaster Jimmy Johnson, who won two Super Bowls and a national championship as a head coach, announced his retirement from Fox Sports after 31 years with the network.

X · Mar 3, 2025, 7:24 PM

[deep flint]

lmao it's a trap so he'll get arrested in Spain /s

[lean flower]

https://x.com/jennalaineespn/status/1896615586307940712?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

JennaLaineESPN (@JennaLaineESPN) on X

Tomorrow at 4 p.m. is the NFL’s deadline for the franchise/transition tag. I’ve reported this previously, but the Bucs will NOT be using it on Chris Godwin as it would be his third time being tagged and it would result in a 144% raise.

X · Mar 3, 2025, 5:36 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/mqnallsa/status/1896678641012281764?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

she thinks she’s haaland

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/fvcknicki-sabrina-tanked-olivia-rodrigo-sabrina-carpenter-godlivia-gif-15864443602204702443

Do gen z ult

[lean flower]

queen liv

it’s about to be a year since i went to gwt

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1896756341068444135?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Vikings are not expected to franchise tag QB Sam Darnold by Tuesday’s deadline, per me and @TomPelissero. But all parties are working through options to potentially keep him in Minnesota.

Darnold, who is set to hit free agency, has a situation best described as fluid.

X · Mar 4, 2025, 2:55 AM

[sick perch]

titan

[cosmic fractal]

Take him to Ohio

[cosmic fractal]

Not icespicey

Oh yeah did you send afropop

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-friends-funny-dog-slow-gif-13962148

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1896939948324028495?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Eagles releasing DB James Bradberry, will be designated as a post-June 1 release. (via @RapSheet)

X · Mar 4, 2025, 3:05 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1896952420091228639?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

Breaking: Kyrie will be out for season after suffering a torn ACL, per @ShamsCharania

X · Mar 4, 2025, 3:54 PM

[sick perch]

nico harrison get ready to learn to flip burgers

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1896969055472640015?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Cowboys and standout DL Osa Odighizuwa have agreed to terms on a 4-year, $80M deal, per me and @MikeGarafolo, with $58M guaranteed.

One of the top tackles in the market, Odighizuwa stays in Dallas on a deal done by agent Sam Leaf of @BallengeeGroup.

X · Mar 4, 2025, 5:00 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/greggislocallfc/status/1896862291636933018?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

holy own

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1896987426410885334?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Jets are now officially releasing WR Davante Adams.

X · Mar 4, 2025, 6:13 PM

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/sabrina-flopped-flopbrina-katy-perry-outsold-godty-godty-perry-gif-6673018961955349748

[lean flower]

i cancelled work later today cause we’re supposed to get really bad winds, so we will be seated for the madrid derby

[cosmic fractal]

I will be busy probably so no derby for me

[lean flower]

https://x.com/trollfootball/status/1896970813083177069?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Troll Football (@TrollFootball) on X

Rashford starts for Aston Villa in the Champions League

X · Mar 4, 2025, 5:07 PM

https://x.com/nfl/status/1897004005336949158?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

BREAKING: Eagles sign RB Saquon Barkley to a 2-year extension worth $41.2M with $36M guaranteed. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero)

X · Mar 4, 2025, 7:19 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Oh club brugge be terrible at defending and let me score
No rashflop no goal for you only own goals from us silly Beligians

[lean flower]

atleti already down

[cosmic fractal]

They will get back, trust

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1897019370427265526?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

The Packers and kicker Brandon McManus reached agreement today on a three-year, $15.3 million deal, including a $5 million signing bonus. The deal was negotiated by Drew and Jason Rosenhaus.

X · Mar 4, 2025, 8:20 PM

so far atleti are trying but valverde is playing like a world class rb

ALVAREZ BANGER

@cosmic fractal man city legend

[tidal ferry]

goat

[cosmic fractal]

I told you, you guys lost big

PSV tho…Pepi they miss u

O the gross man gave away a penalty to PSV…still down 2 goals tho

Well I probably will not be checking since I will be at doctors appointment soon but can Griezmann score next???

[lean flower]

I'll ping u for scoring updates

[lean flower]

2-1, brahim diaz

bruh the defender got sat down that was filthy

[lean flower]

7-1 arsenal wtaf

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1897042984019067251?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Saints released veteran RB Jamaal Williams.

X · Mar 4, 2025, 9:54 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Too many critical injuries for PSV

Also welp Atletico tried

[lean flower]

I’m watching the grand tour and in one ep they stop at the chelsea training ground

this was in 2016 so courtois, oscar are here lol

hazard

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/af1football/status/1897104167153361257?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

AF1 (@af1football) on X

We were informed today that the Orlando Predators intend to break their commitments to their fans, players, and coaches.

Predators Owner John Cheney, informed us that he has decided to no longer compete this season in Arena Football One. Given this abrupt notice, their

X · Mar 5, 2025, 1:57 AM

[deep flint]

Happy Anniversary to United getting 7-0ed by a shit Liverpool side

[deep flint]

also not going to be able to watch the PSG match today so I am just going to leave this hot man here

[lean flower]

https://x.com/dmrussini/status/1897294949114372308?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

Trade is official!
The Chiefs are trading Joe Thuney to the Bears in exchange for a 2026 fourth- round pick, sources tell @ByNateTaylor and me.

X · Mar 5, 2025, 2:35 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1897308539196203304?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Raiders informed QB Gardner Minshew they’ll release him when the new league year begins next Wednesday, per sources.

Minshew has 46 career starts and is still only 28 years old. An experienced option available.

X · Mar 5, 2025, 3:29 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1897316833017127324?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Bengals DE Sam Hubbard announced he is retiring from the NFL.

X · Mar 5, 2025, 4:02 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1897340690025378073?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

https://x.com/nfl_talk_sports/status/1897325900112519500?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL Talk (@NFL_Talk_Sports) on X

Update:

Longtime Packers’ K Mason Crosby is officially retiring from the NFL.

X · Mar 5, 2025, 4:38 PM

[sick perch]

had a brainfart and read this as maxx crosby

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1897343717004165364?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Jaguars are planning to release WR Christian Kirk, clearing $10.4M in salary cap space, per @AdamSchefter.

X · Mar 5, 2025, 5:49 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1897349562886701483?s=46

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Two-time Pro Bowl WR DK Metcalf has requested a trade and the #Seahawks have agreed to explore options, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Days before free agency, the 27-year-old Metcalf immediately becomes the top receiver available.

X · Mar 5, 2025, 6:12 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1897352436907696636?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Raiders are jumping into free agency early, signing former #Bengals OL Alex Cappa, source says. Some OL depth.

X · Mar 5, 2025, 6:24 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1897358297830662567?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Las Vegas Raiders are signing Pro Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to a three-year, $106.5 million extension that includes $91.5 guaranteed, making him the highest paid non-quarterback in NFL history, per sources.

For the third time in four years, the Raiders are addressing the contract of

X · Mar 5, 2025, 6:47 PM

[sick perch]

there’s the real crosby news

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1897371493543370911?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Breaking: Eagles are re-signing All-Pro LB Zack Baun to a three-year, $51 million contract, including $34 million guaranteed at signing and additional $1.5 million in incentives and escalators, per sources. The contract instantly makes Baun one of the highest-paid LBs in the NFL.

X · Mar 5, 2025, 7:39 PM

[lean flower]

cubarsi red card

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[cosmic fractal]

I just saw

Youre in danger

[lean flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480541075900071936/1346941261554126980/IMG_8623.jpg?ex=67ca044d&is=67c8b2cd&hm=59a13468d7a5cab772c1ec57026aa9d48f07853156f77d43fad724fdbb34d53a&

dude if barca is eliminated on my birthday...

[cosmic fractal]

Help??? Hbd

[lean flower]

not today

on the return leg

chewsday

[cosmic fractal]

O

Well hopefully yall score

[lean flower]

i have to go work soon and the fans are setting off fireworks

be serious

[cosmic fractal]

No goals for Barca or pool so far Ou

Just spotted someone watching the PSG vs Liverpool game

[cosmic fractal]

Well Raphina has saved you for now

Jesus 9 month ban for Foncesca for screaming in the face of a referee

[deep flint]

NO PRAYING FOR STAR BECAUSE ALISSON AND HARVEY ELLIOTT EXIST

[lean flower]

[cosmic fractal]

No Salah goal heh and everyone bet on that

Now pray for us, no Maguire or ugarte tomorrow

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1897482514979279224?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

BREAKING: The #Chargers are releasing pass-rusher Joey Bosa after seven seasons. The move saves $25.3M in salary cap space.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 3:00 AM

[cosmic fractal]

dont do it niners

dont join them together

[deep flint]

Ramadan so he's fasting, leave him alone

[cosmic fractal]

:nervous: I woke up in time for the start of the game…

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1897708063907271156?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers have informed defensive tackle Javon Hargrave that he will be released on the first day of the league year next week, per source. Hargrave will be a free agent.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 5:57 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1897743389778694273?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Bengals have given Pro Bowl Edge Trey Hendrickson permission to seek a trade, per me and @TomPelissero.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 8:17 PM

[ember nebula]

the burger place my dad and i went to for lunch had (i think) the feyenoord match on, of all things

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1897758349833171446?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Trade! The #Jaguars are sending WR Christian Kirk to the #Texans, per source.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 9:17 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1897758651420471298?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

A deal before a release: Jaguars are trading WR Christian Kirk to the Texans for a 2026 seventh-round pick that originally belonged to the Rams, as @DMRussini reported.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 9:18 PM

[sick perch]

cool

[cosmic fractal]

The GOAT has an assist today in Europa

[lean flower]

better than “I’ll do it 10x if I have to”

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1897781975475208202?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

And another: The #Jaguars informed two-time Pro Bowl TE Evan Engram they’re releasing him, per source.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 10:50 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/1898011245925617994?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

The #Bills and LB Terrel Bernard have agreed to terms on a four-year, $50 million deal with $25.2 million guaranteed, sources tell Bernard draft-pick announcer @KyleBrandt, me and @RapSheet.

Buffalo rewards its defensive captain with a deal done by Ron Slavin of @SPORTSTARSNYC.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 2:01 PM

[ember nebula]

@torn bobcat can you snipe one more elevator vid?

[torn bobcat]

how did they get into all the threads too

[ember nebula]

Great question

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/trollfootball/status/1897975759593250962?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[sick perch]

overpay methink

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1898051337624883365?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Commanders informed two-time Pro-Bowl defensive tackle Jonathan Allen today that he is being released, per sources. The team is allowing Allen to hit free agency early, and he now is expected to be one of the top DTs on the market.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 4:41 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Ratcliffe shut up and let your team work, go fix the Mercedes F1 team smh

Or fix your rugby team since you care about them more

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1898058219538321813?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Texans plan to release veteran G Shaq Mason, per multiple reports. He has started 32 games for Houston over the past two seasons and 147 games in his 10-year career.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 5:08 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1898067727907983434?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) on X

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kobbie Mainoo (19) plans to reject Manchester United contract and move abroad, reports @guardian_sport. ⏳

Player is valued by Manchester at around £70m.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 5:46 PM

[cosmic fractal]

I saw

It’s a wild estimate idk if true but good luck if so

[cosmic fractal]

[deep flint]

they're not going to be fixed without Adrian Newey either quitting Aston Martin, Max joining when new engine refs hit next year, or some combination of both

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1898161366319485280?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Seahawks trading QB Geno Smith to Raiders for 2025 third-round pick.

(via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero, @MikeGarafolo)

X · Mar 7, 2025, 11:58 PM

[sick perch]

woah

i think this is good for him

[lean flower]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1898165095701569832

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Chargers have informed running back Gus Edwards that he will be released and become a free agent, per source.

X · Mar 8, 2025, 12:13 AM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/utdmotion/status/1898035861821718712?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[cosmic fractal]

Don’t make me tap the Rodri ACL sign

Or high chance Alvarez wins something with Atleti in his first season away from City sign

[lean flower]

he’s won it all so that wouldn’t be the worst thing ever

but also if that’s true that means no treble so yeah 😔

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1898176046249234752?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Breer: Seahawks offered the Raiders Geno Smith and DK Metcalf for EDGE Maxx Crosby; Raiders "quickly" declined.

X · Mar 8, 2025, 12:56 AM

[sick perch]

lmao

dallas mavericks syndrome

[deep flint]

sels get the fuck up

pray for SB btw

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ustadium/status/1898384451161215135?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

uSTADIUM (@uSTADIUM) on X

BREAKING: Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy was arrested last night in Williamson County, TX.

He was charged with a Criminal charge of assault against a family or household member by impeding their breathing or circulation.

X · Mar 8, 2025, 2:44 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1898416281612644674?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Another big deal in Buffalo: Former first-round pick Greg Rousseau and the Bills reached agreement today on a four-year, $80 million extension that includes $54 million guaranteed, per sources.

X · Mar 8, 2025, 4:51 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1898420159771025873?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Bengals re-signing TE Mike Gesicki to three-year, $25.5M deal.

(via @rapsheet)

X · Mar 8, 2025, 5:06 PM

[lean flower]

no barca ball today 🥲

[lean flower]

https://x.com/dmrussini/status/1898503870374195482?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

The Ravens and Ronnie Stanley are in agreement on a three-year, $60 million extension with $44 million guaranteed at signing, per source.

Kim Miale of Roc Nation negotiated the deal.

Baltimore takes one of the top pending free agents off the board and keeps their own.

X · Mar 8, 2025, 10:39 PM

[cosmic fractal]

I saw, apparently the doctor was the one who treated Gavi for a concussion recently

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1898580175815913957?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Commanders re-signing TE Zach Ertz to one-year, $6.25M deal worth up to $9M with incentives.

(via @TomPelissero)

X · Mar 9, 2025, 3:42 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1898763393261084986?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Staying in Cleveland: The #Browns and Myles Garrett have agreed to terms on a new deal that includes $123 million guaranteed and averages $40 million per year, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 3:50 PM

[lean flower]

arsenal win, we cook utd

utd win, we cook arsenal

either way I win

[sick perch]

but I thought he said it wasn’t about the money

[lean flower]

wow what a free kick by bruno

arsenal

[lean flower]

1-1, declan rice

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1898802136458183013?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Chiefs are keeping their star LB home: Sources say playmaker Nick Bolton and KC are in agreement on a deal to keep him with the team that drafted him.

He gets a 3-year, $45M deal with $30M fully guaranteed in a deal done by Tommy Condon of CAA.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 6:24 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1898804495569519056?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Lions released Za’Darius Smith, per source.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 6:34 PM

[cosmic fractal]

You didn’t win

:pointandlaugh:

I went to bed late Daylight savings curse you

[deep flint]

eh a draw was just as funny for me

[lean flower]

antony still undefeated in la liga

I know who my 🐐 is

[deep flint]

Alisson went over a year without having an absolute blunder (this ended yesterday), I know who my 🐐 is

[cosmic fractal]

Starstie do teen stars all grown up

Save sunflower from the haters

[lean flower]

https://x.com/sleeperseahawks/status/1898790678085394734?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

SleeperSeahawks (@SleeperSeahawks) on X

The Seahawks reportedly offered Geno Smith a two-year deal in the $40-45 million per year range. Smith rejected the offer without a counteroffer and requested a trade.

Source: Bob Condotta, Seattle Times

X · Mar 9, 2025, 5:39 PM

[cosmic fractal]

At least he’s happy with Pete

That’s what the hawks fan I know feels

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1898838588130758697?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Aaron Jones is back with the #Vikings, sources say, getting a 2-year, $20M deal with $13M guaranteed. Negotiated by agent Drew Rosenhaus.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 8:49 PM

[lean flower]

mayne, salah has a shot at haaland’s record

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1898871062693282032?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Rams signing WR Davante Adams to 2-year, $46M deal with $26M guaranteed. (via @rapsheet)

X · Mar 9, 2025, 10:58 PM

[cosmic fractal]

The bosas might be back together oh boy

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1898879248368070905?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

A new NFL mark: the Bills and Josh Allen reached agreement on a new record-setting six-year, $330 million contract that includes $250 million guaranteed, the largest guarantee ever given to an NFL player, sources tell ESPN.

Allen had four years left on his deal, but the Bills

X · Mar 9, 2025, 11:31 PM

[deep flint]

taking back the record that was previously his

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1898883765331751314?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Seahawks are trading WR DK Metcalf to the #Steelers for premium draft pick compensation, per me and @TomPelissero, as finally(!) Pittsburgh gets its big-play weapon.

Metcalf will also get a contract extension to go with the trade.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 11:49 PM

[deep flint]

also has a chance of breaking the combined goals/assists record at this rate

think he already has it for a 38 match season but there's a couple of people from the 42-match era over him

[cosmic fractal]

Reunited with Russ? Also I just learned he’s been dating NORMANI??

[lean flower]

russ isn't staying there lol

well, very unlikely

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1899106036566655311?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Sources: Jaycee Horn has agreed to a 4-year, $100M extension — ($108M max) — including $70M guaranteed with the Carolina Panthers. At $25M per year, Jaycee is now the highest-paid DB in NFL history. Deal negotiated by Trevon Smith and David Mulugheta.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 2:32 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899111096847401074?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Khalil Mack re-signing with Chargers on one-year, $18M deal fully guaranteed. (via @RapSheet)

X · Mar 10, 2025, 2:52 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1899104820247642499?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Falcons are releasing two-time Pro Bowl DT Grady Jarrett, per source. He has played his entire 10 year NFL career in Atlanta.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 2:27 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1899164024954028172?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

ESPN sources: Former Vikings QB Sam Darnold reached agreement today on a three-year, $110.5 million contract including $55 million guaranteed with the Seattle Seahakws. Seattle has its successor to Geno Smith.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 6:22 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1899160829863571847?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Splash: The #Patriots are taking the biggest defender off the market, as #Eagles DT Milton Williams lands in New England, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

Williams gets a $26M per year in a deal done by Rick Roberts of @KlutchSports.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 6:10 PM

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1899166503846477951?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Steelers have signed CB Darius Slay, per @Schultz_Report

X · Mar 10, 2025, 6:32 PM

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1899168231673491846?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Jets are signing QB Justin Fields, per me and @TomPelissero, as Gang Green gets a new starter. Fields says goodbye to Pittsburgh after 1 year.

He gets a 2-year deal worth $40M with $30M guaranteed in a deal done by @DavidMulugheta of @AthletesFirst.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 6:39 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899176064917873143

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Josh Sweat and the Cardinals reached agreement on a 4-year deal worth $76.4 million, including $41 million guaranteed. Deal negotiated by Drew Rosenhaus.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 7:10 PM

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899176309437468801?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Broncos, S Talanoa Hufanga agree to a 3-year deal worth up to $45M. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero)

X · Mar 10, 2025, 7:11 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899182207194866026?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Bears agree to terms with DT Grady Jarrett on 3-year, $43.5M deal. (via @TomPelissero)

X · Mar 10, 2025, 7:34 PM

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899183464118936012?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Packers signing guard Aaron Banks to 4-year, $77M deal. (via @RapSheet)

X · Mar 10, 2025, 7:39 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899189368226726296?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

TRADE: Texans trading LT Laremy Tunsil and a fourth-round pick to the Commanders for second, third and fourth-round picks. (via @Rapsheet)

X · Mar 10, 2025, 8:03 PM

i have work soon so someone take over free agency posts lol

edc please do something

[tidal ferry]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899191589106249891

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Full trade terms:

🏈Commanders get:
OT Laremy Tunsil
2025 Fourth-round pick

🏈Texans get:
2025 Third-round pick
2025 Seventh-round pick
2026 Second-round pick
2026 Fourth-round pick

X · Mar 10, 2025, 8:12 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899191897966399875

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Source: Former Vikings DE Patrick Jones ll reached agreement on a 2-year deal worth up to $20 million with the Carolina Panthers.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 8:13 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899194601245929926

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Free-agent cornerback Donte Jackson and the Chargers reached agreement on a 2-year, $13 million contract. The deal was negotiated by Drew Rosenhaus.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 8:24 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899196579292045523

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Brandon Stephens has agreed to a 3-year $36 million contract with the NY Jets. The deal contains $23M fully guaranteed. Deal negotiated by David Mulugheta of Athletes First.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 8:32 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899211167509229948

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Trade: Eagles are trading QB Kenny Pickett to the Cleveland Browns for a 2025 fifth-round pick and QB Dorian Thompson-Robinson, per sources.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 9:30 PM

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1899199824634982803

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Source: Malcolm Koonce back to the #Raiders on a one-year, $12M deal.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 8:44 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899212991242883215

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Josh Dobbs reached agreement on a two-year deal with the New England Patriots, per his agent @MikeMcCartney7.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 9:37 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899213676512469294

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former 49ers CB Charvarius Ward reached agreement on a three-year deal worth up to $60 million including $35 million guaranteed and a $20 million signing bonus with the Indianapolis Colts.

Deal negotiationed by Kevin Conner and Robert Brown of @UniSportsMgmt.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 9:40 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899224793137688984

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Sources: Rams are planning to release WR Cooper Kupp after the start of the new league year unless a trade materializes.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 10:24 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899226140834754860

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Defensive lineman Teair Tart and the Chargers have agreed on a one-year deal worth up to $5.5 million. Deal negotiated by Drew Rosenhaus and Mark Goodheart.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 10:29 PM

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1899226585367969923

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Tershawn Wharton to the #Panthers for three years and more than $54M, per source. More than 67% guaranteed at signing. Big defensive day for Carolina.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 10:31 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899227744954617876

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Sources: former Colts C Ryan Kelly reached agreement with the Vikings on a two-year, $18 million deal, per @JFowlerESPN and me.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 10:35 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899237954125431075

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Cowboys reached agreement on a one-year deal with Broncos free-agent RB Javonte Williams, per source.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 11:16 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1899242105744036349

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Broncos reached agreement with LB Dre Greenlaw, per source.

Greenlaw now rejoins former 49ers teammate Talanoa Hufanga in Denver.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 11:32 PM

https://x.com/NFL/status/1899236424257560792

NFL (@NFL) on X

Patriots have agreed to terms with WR Mack Hollins on a two-year, $8.4 million deal that maxes out at $10.4 million. (via @MikeGarafolo)

X · Mar 10, 2025, 11:10 PM

[sick perch]

at this point why not

team is in the gutter

can’t wait for them to play him once every 5 games

[lean flower]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1145604751996760064/1348773709527388221/image0.jpg?ex=67d0aee7&is=67cf5d67&hm=cdf78d638e89dcc5f859667221d30ae9bbe9215213a2e6097f6f4c24368744a8&

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1899264236330615264?s=46&t=WgLEnsqZCtyf59RLsforrw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Source: 49ers informed nine-time Pro-Bowl fullback Kyle Juszcyk tonight that he is being released. He is set to hit free agency and wants to continue playing.

X · Mar 11, 2025, 1:00 AM

pray for windy

everyone's leaving the bay

[cosmic fractal]

Not juiceeee

[cosmic fractal]

Technically so did i

[cosmic fractal]

His wife’s outfits are so cool I’ll miss being proud of her work

[sick perch]

are you taking your talents to south beach

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899269142437589095?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Saints re-signing DE Chase Young to 3-year, $51M deal worth up to $57M. (via @RapSheet)

X · Mar 11, 2025, 1:20 AM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1899268286908440772?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Source: Chargers reached agreement with former Steelers RB Najee Harris on a one-year deal worth up to $9.5 million.

X · Mar 11, 2025, 1:17 AM

[cosmic fractal]

I’m just located for now in a different area (completely live in my college town for now)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1899273699716636753?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Vikings are bringing back one of their own, signing Pro Bowl CB Byron Murphy, per me and @TomPelissero.

It’s a 3-year, $66M deal done by agent Zeke Sandhu of @KlutchSports.

X · Mar 11, 2025, 1:38 AM

ur not far

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1899287928863424859?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Day 1 of Free Agency:

Sam Darnold to Seahawks
Justin Fields to Jets
Jimmy Garoppolo back to Rams
Zach Wilson to Dolphins
Najee Harris to Chargers
Elijah Mitchell to Chiefs
Samaje Perine to Bengals
Javonte Williams to Cowboys
Chris Godwin back to Bucs
Dyami Brown to Jaguars
Josh

X · Mar 11, 2025, 2:35 AM

[cosmic fractal]

Back to rams and back to bucks

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1899233292676653066?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨 Sir Jim Ratcliffe: "Manchester United would have run OUT OF CASH by the end of this year...

...by the end of 2025 - after having me put $300m in and if we buy no new players in the summer", told BBC.

X · Mar 10, 2025, 10:57 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Hes just saying shit atp

[cosmic fractal]

🥹 I will miss this friendship

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1013144881209823392/1348913706716889128/image0.jpg?ex=67d13149&is=67cfdfc9&hm=cc3c83661695d24f1d94289e22ca1dca51417b8daf765b4c0d2a3eba30e76e55&

[deep flint]

he says this while TalkSport (gross that I'm using a source founded by the editor of the S*n during Hillsborough) is talking about a new stadium announcement today... sure it's totally giving employees free lunches and not the deadweight I can name off my hand right now

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1899468341300834598?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Another Texans trade: Houston is acquiring veteran safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson from the Eagles in exchange for former first-round pick Kenyon Green, per @Djbienaime and me. Trade includes a pick swap with the Eagles getting a 2026 5th-round pick and the Texans getting a 2026 6th.

X · Mar 11, 2025, 2:31 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899475264620404899?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Colts expected to sign QB Daniel Jones to one-year deal. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero)

X · Mar 11, 2025, 2:59 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1899481039707189451?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Punter news! #Broncos P Riley Dixon is going to the #Bucs, as they’ve agreed to terms, sources say. He gets a 2-year, $6M.

X · Mar 11, 2025, 3:22 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899498794821333024?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Panthers release RB Miles Sanders.

X · Mar 11, 2025, 4:32 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/923TheFan/status/1899455774985797641

92.3 The Fan (@923TheFan) on X

.@AkronJackson with @KenCarman & @SportsBoyTony: #Browns will probably have Kirk Cousins 'by the weekend'
https://t.co/PNhqeYYQGA

X · Mar 11, 2025, 1:42 PM

[sick perch]

im down for it

[lean flower]

wait they got a goal back right away

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899521096006902189?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Cowboys finalizing three-year, $18M deal with WR/RS KaVontae Turpin, making him the NFL’s highest-paid special teamer. (via @TomPelissero, @SlaterNFL)

X · Mar 11, 2025, 6:01 PM

STARBOY LAMIME YAMAL

[cosmic fractal]

You owe lamine your life now?

[lean flower]

and raphinha

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-rayleigh-beautiful-crying-gif-12515992275532111078

[cosmic fractal]

Do you have a link for the lamine goal it’s not working on Reddit

[cosmic fractal]

I found it too lol but thanks

Magical

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899530666800550271?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Saints, Tyrann Mathieu agree to reworked deal to keep him in New Orleans. (via @MikeGarafolo)

X · Mar 11, 2025, 6:39 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Wait didn’t you say the return leg is on your bday? Hbd!

[lean flower]

yes, and tyty

[tidal ferry]

happy birthday

[lean flower]

thankssss

[idle drift]

@lean flower Happy Birthday!

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1899540932279632181?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Rams WR Puka Nacua is switching his jersey number from 17 to 12, the number he wore at BYU. This move frees up No. 17 for new Rams WR Davante Adams, who has worn it throughout his career.

X · Mar 11, 2025, 7:20 PM

thankss

[lean flower]

nahh what was that defending

psg tie it up

[cosmic fractal]

Oh no I’m in office hours rn lemme pull it up

We not doing anything rn anyways

[lean flower]

it was all on konate tbf

blud assisted dembele

[idle drift]

https://www.threads.net/@jpafootball/post/DHEdJN4yDJD

[lean flower]

without alisson this half would've been a lot worse

[ember nebula]

happy bday from the blue side of town!

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1899569504167854363?s=46&t=EQsdl5xujvBrnRTMXNSI0A

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Source: Former Chiefs safety Justin Reid reached agreement today with the Saints on a three-year, $31.5 million deal, including $22.25 million fully guaranteed. Reid is returning home to Louisiana.

X · Mar 11, 2025, 9:13 PM

trent hurt

[cosmic fractal]

Allez PSG s’il vous plait, er pleek! (Je suis désolé star)

[cosmic fractal]

Well this is why I said sorry to star

In advance

I barely remember French but I’m pulling it out rn

[sick perch]

happy birthday friend

[lean flower]

thanksss

ET

I'm sleepy

[cosmic fractal]

ALLEZ PSG SIL VOUS PLAIT
If they win I will relearn French

[lean flower]

i took one quarter of french but that was it

the prof was nice

[cosmic fractal]

I took 3 years in high school

I do remember some but not a lot

[cosmic fractal]

Oh yeah fun fact is French class is the reason I learned of Griezmann a guy did his French cultural report about him and I was intrigued

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1899588284822822985?s=46&t=U1T9Ew53lYjetvB0QuNyGA

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Just in: NFL awarded compensatory draft picks today for the 2025 NFL Draft. Here's the full list of extra picks for teams:

X · Mar 11, 2025, 10:28 PM

pens

[cosmic fractal]

Ou lemme tune in

allez les blues

[tidal ferry]

you want to kill star of a heart attack

[cosmic fractal]

.

oof allison diving the wrong way

[lean flower]

i knew it

[cosmic fractal]

same

even tho donnarumma looked unconfident

[tidal ferry]

rip star

[lean flower]

it's joever

donna went off today

[cosmic fractal]

got stepped on earlier this year came out as a beast today

[lean flower]

blud did the cole palmer celebration

[cosmic fractal]

oh allison....

[tidal ferry]

alisson isnt really a penalties keeper

[lean flower]

it's still fuck psg

[tidal ferry]

he is a really good keeper

[lean flower]

it's my fault

5 years ago same thing happened and now today on my birthday again

[cosmic fractal]

that one spanish movie they remade for english audiences that beeo tried to get me to watch:

5 years since covid goddamn

https://tenor.com/view/anxiety-inside-out-gif-2808864676740097144

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1899597454019858750?s=46&t=WgLEnsqZCtyf59RLsforrw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Sources: Five-time Pro-Bowl WR DeAndre Hopkins reached agreement today on a one-year, $5 million deal that could get up to $6 million with the Baltimore Ravens.

X · Mar 11, 2025, 11:05 PM

no shot

[cosmic fractal]

I was fucking loving the klaxon [during the shootout]
the WHAT?!?!
!yt Klaxon (G)-IDLE

Goorry youre the only one who probably knows the song

[idle drift]

Excuse me?

[tidal ferry]

i know the song

and its pretty funny

I LOVE YOU BAYBEEEEEEE

[cosmic fractal]

Sorry I forgo

[cosmic fractal]

Hey. I love you. I want to do interview

[tidal ferry]

i have heard 3 (g)i-dle songs and they are one funnier than the last

the ranking of funny is wife > queencard > klaxon

[sick perch]

what year is it again

[cosmic fractal]

Tom boy is horrendous, super lady okay but > > 🎺

[tidal ferry]

in a ranking of enjoyment it would be queencard > klaxon > wife but the i cook cream soup taste is coco loco makes me laugh everytime

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1899632351044366420?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Five-time Pro Bowl DE Joey Bosa is signing with the #Bills on a one-year, $12.6 million deal, per source.

After nine seasons with the #Chargers, Bosa gets a fresh start at age 29.

X · Mar 12, 2025, 1:23 AM

[cosmic fractal]

I did want the Bosa reunion but at the same time I don’t so idc

[deep flint]

had a meltdown last night after the match

oh well

it's going to suck in three weeks when we can't get into a every 3 days match groove but Arsenal would have to win out + us fuck up badly to do something now

just hurts because any chance of a non-La Liga B d'or winner just fucking died

also the shades of 2019/2020 make me want to fucking scream rn

[lean flower]

if anything blame my birthday for that atletico match and yesterday

[cosmic fractal]

Speaking of

[ember nebula]

Biting my tongue

[deep flint]

the shades of 19/20 are screaming at me (/neg)

also @lean flower congrats on playing Bayern or Real in the final

El Clasico CL final... I will not fucking be there this is NOT 2016

[cosmic fractal]

Atletico do the funny thing pleek

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1899854205638115467?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

After nine seasons in Baltimore and Minnesota, Michael Pierce announced his retirement from the NFL:

X · Mar 12, 2025, 4:05 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899884230412231154?s=46&t=WgLEnsqZCtyf59RLsforrw

NFL (@NFL) on X

Rams releasing Cooper Kupp. (via @TomPelissero)

X · Mar 12, 2025, 6:04 PM

[sick perch]

bear

[cosmic fractal]

I thought you were saying he is a bear not “he’s going to be a Bears player”

[sick perch]

I humbly predict that, NFL player, Cooper Kupp, will sign a deal with the Chicago Bears franchise.

[lean flower]

with dhop now signed my cooper kupp fever dream comes to an end

it was fun while it lasted

[sick perch]

are you happy about getting hop

[lean flower]

with a cheap 1 year deal sure, anything’s better than diontae johnson atp

[cosmic fractal]

Ou dortmund may be playing Barca

That would be fun

[lean flower]

joever

[cosmic fractal]

Did you want Lille lol

There’s still a chance

[lean flower]

i mean i assume lille is the easier matchup

but they also beat vardrid

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1899902990083121613?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Full trade: The #Bills will receive fifth- and future seventh-round picks from the #Cowboys for Kaiir Elam and a sixth-rounder, per source.

X · Mar 12, 2025, 7:19 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Lmao Dortmund won

SB you underestimate how injured BVB is

[cosmic fractal]

not Atletico scoring alreadyyyy

I need to get to my destination boo

Happy for Gallagher

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899927150687613132?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

DE Demarcus Lawrence signing a three-year deal with Seahawks worth up to $42M with $18M guaranteed. (via @TomPelissero, @RapSheet, @MikeGarafolo)

X · Mar 12, 2025, 8:55 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Vini…

That shot was wideeee jeez

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1899943192008810741?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Eagles signing RB AJ Dillon to one-year deal. (via @MikeGarafolo)

X · Mar 12, 2025, 9:58 PM

[tidal ferry]

so we have penalties

i bet my life savings that mbappe misses a penalty

[tidal ferry]

nvm

[cosmic fractal]

My stream is lagging grr

[lean flower]

i saw some of it

highkey knew llorente would miss based on the way he ran up to it

[cosmic fractal]

Rip atletico

[tidal ferry]

im just checking that they disallowed julian's penalty because he "touched it with both legs"

https://vxtwitter.com/IUlD9vkDZf22713/status/1899953776070656200

[lean flower]

so it counts as a miss?

i didn’t get to see that

[tidal ferry]

yes

[lean flower]

so now it’s assna and vardrid?

well they got what they wished for…

either way I win again, we cook

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1899959134356668548?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Former #Cowboys RB Rico Dowdle is signing with the #Panthers, per @mike_e_kaye. Dowdle had over 1,000 rushing yards last season.

X · Mar 12, 2025, 11:02 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Barca vs Bvb where I know supporters for both sides Ou this should be fun

[tidal ferry]

great quarter finals actually

[ember nebula]

Villa the sneak

[lean flower]

arsenal lose, we cook

vardrid lose, we cook

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1900001558680699305?s=12

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Rap: Mac Jones to sign a 2-year, up $11.5M deal with the 49ers. $5M guaranteed.

X · Mar 13, 2025, 1:50 AM

niners got their guy

[cosmic fractal]

I saw

Another former Pat to the Niners

And again a backup to Purdy (ik Jimmy was never a backup to Purdy but basically he was in the end)

[lean flower]

so when will drake maye be a niner

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1900011702046863389?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Compensation update: The #Cardinals are signing Jacoby Brissett to a two-year, $12.5 million contract that includes $8M guaranteed. Kyler Murray’s new backup.

X · Mar 13, 2025, 2:31 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1900176989140488416?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Patriots to release Center David Andrews. (via @RapSheet)

X · Mar 13, 2025, 1:27 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1900203492511232077?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Steelers agree to terms with QB Mason Rudolph to two-year, $8M deal. (via @MikeGarafolo, @RapSheet)

X · Mar 13, 2025, 3:13 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1900239124797489506?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Raiders signing RB Raheem Mostert to one-year, $2.1M deal. (via @cameronwolfe)

X · Mar 13, 2025, 5:34 PM

[idle drift]

https://news.sky.com/story/they-didnt-call-me-by-name-it-was-brownie-or-n-formula-1-worker-reveals-racist-abuse-12652411

[cosmic fractal]

🐐 scored

[ember nebula]

btw:

😂

i didn't have "dyche in #1169740547540406282" on my bingo card

[cosmic fractal]

Pls, I’m sure goorry know dyche was your teams manager

[ember nebula]

oh, probably. was in reference to some angry white dude on YT from 2018

[cosmic fractal]

I saw yeah

[tidal ferry]

im here to say i didnt actually know he was everton's manager

i just saw that image a lot on twitter and i thought it was funny

[ember nebula]

He kept us up the last two seasons.

[tidal ferry]

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/1900314868923654443

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) on X

San Antonio Spurs star De'Aaron Fox will undergo season-ending surgery on Tuesday for tendon damage in his left pinkie, sources tell ESPN.

X · Mar 13, 2025, 10:35 PM

spurs might be more cursed than the mavs

[idle drift]

@lean flower Did you know they were dating? https://x.com/PopBase/status/1900306680015184268?t=wInvyFJG3bkk4gBRA3FgzQ&s=19

Pop Base (@PopBase) on X

Normani and DK Metcalf are now engaged. 💍

X · Mar 13, 2025, 10:03 PM

[sick perch]

obligatory "the only ring he'll ever get"

[lean flower]

not until windy mentioned it a few days ago

[cosmic fractal]

Omg congrats to her

Deligt’s comment on the ball

Also “You were still shit 1st half of the season”

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1900349242117677443?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Chargers, QB Taylor Heinicke agree to one-year extension worth up to $6.2M. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero)

X · Mar 14, 2025, 12:52 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1900363302548451557?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Oh boy. Demarcus Lawrence and Micah Parsons are beefing online:

X · Mar 14, 2025, 1:48 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1900491234625421551?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨❌ Trent Alexander-Arnold will miss the Carabao Cup final against Newcastle due to injury, Arne Slot confirms.

“We do expect him back by the end of the season”, he added.

X · Mar 14, 2025, 10:16 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1900637807292395766?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Bengals have made significant progress on contract extensions with Ja’Marr Chase and Tee Higgins, and both deals could be finalized in the coming days, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

It now appears Joe Burrow will get his wish: Both star WRs in Cincy for years to come.

X · Mar 14, 2025, 7:59 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1900675079651962931?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Homecoming: Former #Rams WR Cooper Kupp is signing with the NFC West rival #Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.

A Yakima native and Eastern Washington alum, Kupp now heads to Seattle, where he’ll get to face his old team twice this season.

X · Mar 14, 2025, 10:27 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1900677042720379036?s=46&t=WgLEnsqZCtyf59RLsforrw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Comp update: Cooper Kupp and the Seahawks reached agreement on a three-year, $45 million deal, per source.

X · Mar 14, 2025, 10:34 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1900595277989601329?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Virgil van Dijk is set to TURN DOWN a new contract at Liverpool and is set to join Bayern Munich this Summer. 🇳🇱🤯

(Source: Fichajes)

X · Mar 14, 2025, 5:10 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1900686110604619937?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

New Bills additions, DT Larry Ogunjobi and DE Michael Hoecht, are being suspended six games for PEDs.

Story via @agetzenberg:

https://t.co/phIiaUKiSC

X · Mar 14, 2025, 11:10 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Star I hope you’re okay after hearing this

[lean flower]

i’m gonna be nice cause she hasn’t had a good week and keep quiet on this one

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1900752374060224753?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

After the best year of his career, #Eagles G Mekhi Becton, the former first-rounder, has signed with the #Chargers. Big-time help on their O-line.

X · Mar 15, 2025, 3:34 AM

[deep flint]

yeah yesterday was not particularly great Starlit wise but I did finally find a missing earbud and the government didn't shut down even if everyone was acting like it would

[deep flint]

Wataru "Japanese Milner" Endo will surely not die it'll actually be Quansah

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1900879243048800476?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Source: Nine-time Pro-Bowl FB Kyle Jusczyk is retuning to the 49ers on a two-year, $8 million deal.

X · Mar 15, 2025, 11:58 AM

windy:

[cosmic fractal]

[cosmic fractal]

Lmao who let Palmer back in for Nico and why is Roy Kent replacing gundogan

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1900967406891118615?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Kirk Cousins will be on the #Falcons’ roster at 4 p.m. ET, meaning his $10M March 2026 roster bonus is now fully guaranteed.

Cousins made $62.5M in 2024. He’s due $27.5M in 2025. The extra $10M runs the total to $100M.

If Cousins is eventually traded or released, Atlanta’s

X · Mar 15, 2025, 5:48 PM

[cosmic fractal]

American goal for Milan vs como

[lean flower]

my dads watching

shocking cause i’d think he’d be watching vardrid rn

[cosmic fractal]

Oh that’s nice, my mom does not watch much unless I drag her into watching it, which is not much

[cosmic fractal]

Me watching insta stories: “why am I getting a Newcastle ad”
I read the caption and realized that Jade did a voiceover for an adidas x Newcastle ad (she’s from South Shields)

[ember nebula]

It’s the little things.

[lean flower]

https://x.com/vikesinsider/status/1901076317900025868?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

vikesinsider (@vikesinsider) on X

BREAKING: The 49ers are trading star RB Jordan Mason to the Viking in exchange for a 2026 6th round pick and a pick swap this year, per @RapSheet.

Mason is signing a 2-year deal worth $7 million.

X · Mar 16, 2025, 1:01 AM

to the viking

[cosmic fractal]

Dam already 3 cars taken out in the Melbourne race

The Antony jokes never end

[sick perch]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1901026620422713385?s=46&t=Nle3wbTSE6B404nAi7Mm5g

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

Teams with a franchise quarterback:

X · Mar 15, 2025, 9:44 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/false9ii/status/1901210407571730614?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Π (@false9ii) on X

Is it weird that I want Newcastle to win today as a Liverpool fan?

We’ve already won the Prem.

Smaller clubs winning trophies is good for the sport in general.

Let’s stop being selfish for once.

X · Mar 16, 2025, 9:54 AM

[warm granite]

Newcastle are going to win anyway no need for charity

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espnfc/status/1901285035300270581?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) on X

UNBELIEVABLE THREE GOAL COMEBACK FOR REAL BETIS OVER LEGANES! ALL IN THE SPAN OF 20 MINUTES!!

ANTONY SET UP CUCHO HERNANDEZ FOR BETIS' THIRD 🔥

X · Mar 16, 2025, 2:50 PM

🐐 effect

[idle drift]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bills-gm-says-new-signings-larry-ogunjobi-michael-hoecht-will-each-be-suspended-6-games-for-ped-violations/

[lean flower]

2-0 newcastle

[ember nebula]

as long as gordon has a shitty game, i'm happy

[lean flower]

not playing due to suspension

if they had better finishing and decision this could easily be 4 or 5-0

[cosmic fractal]

Well I heard Liverpool just scored

[lean flower]

yeah after a var check

chiesa

that's game

[deep flint]

pray for star

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for windy

Onana has an eye infection but is still playing

Ik we’ll be fine against lcfc but like…2 main backups out?

[cosmic fractal]

Yessssss finally

Poor hojlund was so tired he didn’t even do the gladiator celebration properly

[lean flower]

first goal in like 20 matches?

[cosmic fractal]

Yes but he got an assist last match so it’s a win win for him this week

Let my poor boy be

[lean flower]

julian scores

[cosmic fractal]

Yass, meanwhile I saw all 3 goals so far within 5 min of tuning in

I’m studying technically

Oh I didn’t notice Julian scored against you…good for him

[lean flower]

imma kms

okay lewy got one back

MAN CITY LEGEND FERRAN TORRES

WITH THE EQUALISER

COMEBACK

[cosmic fractal]

Lamine…

[lean flower]

my starboy

🥹

ferran off the bench

https://tenor.com/view/r9-ronaldo-akzzpeii-nazario-dribble-fast-gif-4151834264332332449

[cosmic fractal]

Another ???

Jeez flick is cooking

Oh that’s right brat is over I need to change my pfp

[lean flower]

take off julian and play haram ball up 2-0

cholo masterclass 🔥

[cosmic fractal]

She’s so happy for her team

She went to the game

[idle drift]

https://x.com/NFL/status/1901303806765269109

NFL (@NFL) on X

Ravens, QB Cooper Rush agree to terms on a 2-year deal worth up to $12.2M. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero)

X · Mar 16, 2025, 4:05 PM

[cosmic fractal]

[tidal ferry]

I will say it because i don't want to search for an articule, the Dallas mavericks situation is so bad that they could be forced to forfeit games because of how few healthy players they have

They have 8 players that are healthy right now which is the minimum for a team and 2 of those players are from the g league which means that they can only play a maximum of 50 games with the oficial team, both of those players have only a few games left before they reach 50 games

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25171378-espn-mavs-could-be-forced-forfeit-nba-games-amid-injuries-salary-cap-rules

One of the seasons of all time

[cosmic fractal]

I heard that, it’s dire for them

The Nico curse is real

People at Dallas MLS and hockey games were shouting fuck Nico 💀

[tidal ferry]

And it is deserved tbh

When it happened i thought that it was Bad but with the passage of time i think that it is even worse

Ad hasnt even play a full game yet

He got injured in the third quarter of his debut

[sick perch]

had a brain fart and thought this said cooper kupp

[lean flower]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1901466892184740072?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: #Bengals WRs Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins exclusively tell me they’ve agreed to contract extensions with the team.

Ja'Marr gets: 4-years, $161M with $112M guaranteed — making him the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

Tee gets: 4-years, $115M with the first two

X · Mar 17, 2025, 2:53 AM

[deep flint]

it's March 17th where are the City punishments

would make the football rock bottom I am in a bit better

(the last time I would say I was in football rock bottom was when we lost 3-0 to Wolves and then the initial 115 charges hit)

[lean flower]

pray for sb

[cosmic fractal]

Is it about the rescheduled Barca match

[lean flower]

we've got injuries to casado (2 months) and iñigo (multiple weeks)

[cosmic fractal]

To your predicament and also to the fact that I just saw that poor Tracey Morgan threw up at a Knicks game causing a delay in play

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1902011269831389556?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Vikings and CB Jeff Okudah reached agreement today on a one-year contract, per @UniSportsMgmt CEO Kevin Conner. The 26-year-old Okudah had multiple options, but chose to return to the NFC North, this time with the Vikings to play for DC Brian Flores.

X · Mar 18, 2025, 2:56 PM

[deep flint]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14508601/Sky-Sports-warning-roy-keane-gary-neville-man-city-115-charges.html

https://tenor.com/view/mini-golf-mini-golf-vine-rip-vine-mini-golf-failure-vine-mini-golf-failure-gif-5968695680522657925

not wishing injury but I will wish that Abu Dhabi loses all of its oil resources immediately xoxoxo

[ember nebula]

so it's going to be a slap on the wrist

[deep flint]

sounds more likely that there's going to be nothing at all to punish them for

[ember nebula]

please feel the evertonian's righteous anger

[deep flint]

which genuinely... I feel like Liverpool deserves to fucking lose its shit over that if true

both Evertonians and Liverpool fans

very different reasons but still

[ember nebula]

sounds more likely that there's going to be nothing at all they've twisted themselves into pretzels to make it look like there's nothing to punish them for

fucking infuriating

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Morata por favor…shut it…you said the same thing about not feeling valued when leaving Milan too

[lean flower]

chelsea legend alvaro morata

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1902328609001390509?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Vikings have rejected multiple trade calls on J.J. McCarthy, telling other teams they’re moving forward with him as their quarterback, sources say.

The team plans to add a veteran. But they’re not pursuing Aaron Rodgers at this time. McCarthy now enters the offseason as

X · Mar 19, 2025, 11:57 AM

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Ou real betis is reaching for the weebs by doing a Naruto shirt…streets are saying the Antony x Naruto shirt would be max aura

[deep flint]

fuck now I need a Blue Lock x Liverpool shirt collab

no clue how this would work but like... we have Blue Lock's publisher already sponsoring the club so make it happen Liverpool

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1902509011758674163?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Texans, DE Danielle Hunter agree to one-year, $35.6M extension making him the NFL's second-highest paid DE. (via @TomPelissero)

X · Mar 19, 2025, 11:54 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1902706410573775217?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨 OFFICIAL: Barcelona vs Osasuna game will be played on March 27th, as the appeal has been rejected.

Barça won’t have Araujo and Raphinha available as they will be busy with the national team.

X · Mar 20, 2025, 12:58 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/on3sports/status/1902738281520931190?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

On3 (@On3sports) on X

Georgia WR Nitro Tuggle arrested on charges of Reckless Driving and Speeding in Athens...

Details: https://t.co/NNMQBbmuOc

X · Mar 20, 2025, 3:05 PM

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No way

Rasmus scored for country

I’m so proud of him, that’s my boy

Sorry Bruno and Portugal

LMAO he did the Ronaldo celly

(I just finished a final gimmie a break SB, let me enjoy this)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1902821040134472141?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚠️ Pau Cubarsí leaves the pitch due to injury, as Spain coach replaces him with Dean Huijsen who makes his debut.

X · Mar 20, 2025, 8:34 PM

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City karma but only for you

[lean flower]

https://x.com/austinooffical/status/1902838658341933447?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Austine ✪ (@Austinooffical) on X

Give me fire 🔥
Give me freedom
Give me Al haddi or I retire 😭😂😂😂

X · Mar 20, 2025, 9:44 PM

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40 year old bullied by a 22 year old

[lean flower]

croatia won? wtf

salibASS

also usmnt got eliminated to damn panama

gonna underachieve with poch

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I just saw

[lean flower]

canada, can you do something for me

[idle drift]

What?

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Wait I just realized, 🐐ric >>> salibass according to today

[lean flower]

damn canada didn't come through

mickey mouse nations league

is peak raul jimenez back?

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/schultz_report/status/1903230407790702742?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: The #Giants and QB Jameis Winston are finalizing a 2-year, $8M deal, which could be up to $16M with incentives, multiple sources tell @NFLonFOX.

X · Mar 21, 2025, 11:41 PM

[lean flower]

giants got their guy

[idle drift]

https://x.com/gmengalaxy/status/1903163904798171519

Andrew (@gmengalaxy) on X

what could he POSSIBLY be teaching😭🙏🏽

X · Mar 21, 2025, 7:16 PM

[deep flint]

Alisson not completely dead, we won

granted Gravenberch also came back because of a knock but like... we won there also

in fact if all of the heavily overused players not named Darwin and Lucho could please come back I would really appreciate it xoxoxo

update: I lied; bring Darwin back, his other match is at Bolivia in 13k feet hell

[sick perch]

we’re locking in on russell and shedeur aren’t we

@deep flint happy birthday!

[ember nebula]

Happy birthday, @deep flint !

[deep flint]

thank you @ember nebula and @sick perch

[tidal ferry]

@deep flint happy birthday!!

[idle drift]

@deep flint Happy Birthday!

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@deep flint happy birthday!

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-sailor-jupiter-cake-gif-24099192

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@lean flower did you see the lamine goal for Spain

[lean flower]

yuh

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We are not winning the World Cup, thanks Poch

[idle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-canada-simpsons-ralph-wiggum-gif-486845026116855217

[lean flower]

mexico now gonna gas up a mickey mouse win against panama

[tidal ferry]

Yep

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1904161218056577191?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Titans are adding a kicker, as they are signing former #Patriots and #Commanders kicker Joey Slye, per agent Glenn Schwartzman of Shark Sports Management.

X · Mar 24, 2025, 1:19 PM

[deep flint]

https://tenor.com/view/george-lucas-lol-lola-gif-9066250

[deep flint]

my reaction to Ornstein posting that Trent chose Judas over a new Liverpool contract

[deep flint]

https://fxtwitter.com/lfcj7_/status/1904480516973216028?s=46&t=3dKcjHZdlkLV4G2p09CjnA

J7 (@lfcJ7_)

van dijk and salah openly came out and said how much they love the club and wanna stay
︀︀
︀︀meanwhile the actual ‘scouser’ hid from the media for a year like a coward and let the whole saga play out in the media

💬 54 🔁 391 ❤️ 4.2K 👁️ 136.6K

FxTwitter · Mar 25, 2025, 10:28 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/jbtfooty/status/1904502913772196212?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Just Bizarre Tactics (@JBTFooty) on X

🚨 | Trent Alexander-Arnold has admitted to family members that his strong desire to join Real Madrid is partly driven by his wish to find a Latina girlfriend. 🇪🇸

(via @SkySportPL)

X · Mar 25, 2025, 11:57 AM

he just like me fr

[idle drift]

https://www.profootballnetwork.com/analyst-argues-trey-lance-nfl-career-might-be-over-hasnt-found-team-free-agency-2025/

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-kirk-cousins-will-wait-until-after-draft-to-accept-a-possible-trade

https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/24/xavier-worthy-sues-domestic-violence-accuser/

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1904666201445244980?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

ESPN Sources: The Giants and Super Bowl-winning QB Russell Wilson reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $21 million, including $10.5 million guaranteed. The 10-time Pro-Bowl selection had been in discussions with the Giants, Browns and Steelers, but is opting for

X · Mar 25, 2025, 10:46 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1904671356295192985?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

ESPN Sources: Free-agent WR Stefon Diggs reached agreement on a three-year, $69 million deal including $26 million guaranteed with the New England Patriots.

X · Mar 25, 2025, 11:06 PM

[sick perch]

browns getting kirk then

[cosmic fractal]

Julian scored vs Flopzil, showing Vini, endrick, and Raphina et al levels

[lean flower]

man city legend

enzo and mcallister scored too, prem showing la liga levels

[cosmic fractal]

Wait not McAllister too

I did not see that I was eating a late lunch

When will Messi score smh

[lean flower]

late lunch? my sister in christ it’s supper time

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Listen my sleep schedule is fucked up obv since I basically graduated on Friday and have been catching up on sleep and chores

[lean flower]

congration

the grind is done

or is it?

[cosmic fractal]

Oh interesting Alison is concussed

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For now yeah

Might will prep for grad school tho

But main goal is prep for the China trip that we haven’t even booked yet because there’s too much stuff going on here too

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Argentina may have the best football, but Bento is the most handsome man in the entire stadium

I was saying to myself, Bento is very pretty, so I searched and learned two things about him: we’re about the same age and he plays for Al Nassr

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Cholo must be proud rn

[deep flint]

uh yes and no

he got a nasty head collision on Thursday and went back to Liverpool, but he is fine

[idle drift]

https://nfltraderumors.co/saskatchewan-roughriders-added-qb-trey-lance-to-their-negotiation-list/

[deep flint]

[idle drift]

https://x.com/rwesthead/status/1904927071253516778

Rick Westhead (@rwesthead) on X

Two ex-junior hockey players are heading to jail today.
After losing an appeal related to their sentences, former Victoriaville Tigres players Nicolas Daigle and Massimo Siciliano have until 4 p.m. today to report to prison.
A Quebec judge gave Daigle a 32-month jail sentence

X · Mar 26, 2025, 4:03 PM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/m2q7oFABjd

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I didn’t get to add but suddenly swifties (including me even tho I’m not as hardcore as bogo) start watching Barca tho

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Do you want Travis Scott or Ed as a sponsor bc this is how you get that

Ed I don’t think would agree bc maybe Ipswich would object

[lean flower]

no

i want my goat NAV

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[lean flower]

the first brown boy ever

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Not you too DJ

[lean flower]

put some respect on navraj singh goraya

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learning but also stream

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/nfl-moves-to-ban-ceedee-lambs-nose-wipe-celebration

[lean flower]

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-torres-ferran-tiburon-barcelona-ferran-barcelona-ferran-grito-gif-2067034434922594794

no raphinha no problem

2-0 woooo

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3-0, congrats

[lean flower]

they said on the broadcast that it's not gonna be tay for the kit collab

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https://tenor.com/view/oh-sabrina-brier-taylor-swift-ai-ironorg-gif-4879207658176700123

RIP Barca fans dreams of getting rich from the Taylor promo

Reddit fans were much happier than you were

[lean flower]

that's what espn said

they didn't 100% confirm it but were pretty confident

[idle drift]

UEFA charges Mbappé (indecent gesture by touching his genitals), Rüdiger (throat-slitting gesture), Vinícius (provoking the crowd) and Ceballos (indecent gesture) with indecent conduct putting them at risk for quarter-final against Arsenal. https://www.thetimes.com/sport/football/article/kylian-mbappe-vinicius-rudiger-real-madrid-ban-arsenal-champions-league-kktskq6j9

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1905642231819894864?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🇧🇷 Brazilian Federation are set to sack the head coach Dorival Junior with immediate effect, reports @UOLEsporte.

One more final meeting expected to finalize the process.

X · Mar 28, 2025, 3:24 PM

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https://apnews.com/article/florida-pro-day-desmond-watson-2404470ed9c680df0a0ccc0a8db33368

https://www.nfl.com/news/bills-hallmark-christmas-movie-holiday-touchdown-a-bills-love-story

[lean flower]

https://x.com/barcatimes/status/1905607094461513883?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes) on X

🚨| 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Dani Olmo is OUT for 𝟑 Weeks. The player has a right adductor injury. #fcblive

X · Mar 28, 2025, 1:05 PM

😔

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1905673305052389578?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The Colorado Buffaloes and Deion Sanders have agreed to a five-year, $54 million extension, making him one of the highest-paid coaches in the nation, per @BrianHowell33.

X · Mar 28, 2025, 5:28 PM

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Rip

Also Chelsea’s senior squad losing to the U-21s

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1905739852429307939

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Ravens announced that they reached a three-year contract extension with head coach John Harbaugh.

X · Mar 28, 2025, 9:52 PM

[sick perch]

send me the browns version of this for future reference

will use it later this year

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1906013241169289595?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Another Buffalo extension: Bills and Christian Benford reached agreement on a four-year, $76 million extension, per @HadleyEngelhard and Jim Ulrich @EnterSportsMgmt.

X · Mar 29, 2025, 3:59 PM

[idle drift]

I never knew you weren't a Harbaugh fan

[cosmic fractal]

does real madrid losing rn help

Too soon

[ember nebula]

Texas through to the Elite Eight yesssss 🤘🏻

[sick perch]

ole miss

[ember nebula]

I was hopeful bc they were close at the half last night.

[lean flower]

I haven’t been happy in over ten years

[deep flint]

who did they lose to

let me look it up

mfs didn't lose

oh boy

[deep flint]

i need a Liverpool version of this to explain the last three weeks from hell

in other news, Salah has taken the "prime shithouser" role from Trent before he even leaves

i haven't even checked to see if Alisson is out of concussion protocol but i guess we'll know if he or Kelleher is playing on Wednesday in the derby (kill me now)

[lean flower]

my super sub

man city legend

[lean flower]

marmoush my egyptian king

scores in less than 5 mins after coming for haaland (who got injured but doesn’t look serious)

[cosmic fractal]

Oop Rashford scored against Preston

Damn 2/3 goals were by him

[warm granite]

The dream is over

Back to mid table stagnation

[cosmic fractal]

[lean flower]

nav has been the goat for years js