Sports

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https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1864356665992057156?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Bills have signed back veteran S Micah Hyde, bringing him onto the practice squad. Back for his eighth season in Buffalo at 33 years old.

Twitter · Dec 4, 2024, 5:10 PM

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Maz…ur kidding me on the “can’t wear a rainbow jacket”

Jk I know it’s bc he’s Muslim so it’s against his religion but CMON

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https://x.com/EMUFB/status/1864288197523722707

Eastern Michigan Football (@EMUFB) on X

Needed a stud at LB, and we Noah guy.

@KniggaNoah (Noah Knigga) just made it OFFICIAL! ✍️

#ETOUGH ⛓️ #25OVERDRIVE

Twitter · Dec 4, 2024, 12:38 PM

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https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/1864372337308553411?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

#Bengals K Evan McPherson is expected to miss a few weeks with a groin injury, sources say. Not a season-ender or any surgery required but he will miss some time. The team worked out veteran options today.

Twitter · Dec 4, 2024, 6:12 PM

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Aw man KDB bailing city out

Forest cmon man you beat Liverpool

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Star owes MO again

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https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1864414536385667252

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Jaguars placed QB Trevor Lawrence on injured reserve. His season looks to be done.

Twitter · Dec 4, 2024, 9:00 PM

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And that's why Alisson needed to start over Kelleher

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1864398368912412820?s=46&t=7KQ-oZ2268rxOg0l4GxoCw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

ESPN sources: Ravens are suspending WR Diontae Johnson for one game for conduct detrimental to the team.

Twitter · Dec 4, 2024, 7:56 PM

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city finally win, liverpool dropped points, utd lost (still fuck assna tho), and vardrid lost

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Yes but what about the ravens and your fantasy league

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bye week + I've accepted the fantasy implosion

can't really do anything about putting bums in my lineup in the last week before playoffs but fuck it we ball

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https://twitter.com/kar__lee/status/1864450396212666705?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

karlee (@kar__lee) on X

*Tony Romo unhooking a bra* aaahhhehhhaa here we go Jimmmm

Twitter · Dec 4, 2024, 11:23 PM

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I don’t knowwwwwwww jim

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https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/05/adrian-wojnarowski-woj-reveals-prostate-cancer-diagnosis/?adid=social-tw

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Not Kath the receptionist of ManUnited’s staff passing :/

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https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1865105460061188114?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Breece Hall (knee) doubtful for Week 14.

Twitter · Dec 6, 2024, 6:46 PM

guess who managed to snipe his backup

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https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1865139054552956967?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Eagles ruled out TE Dallas Goedert for Sunday’s game vs. the Panthers.

Twitter · Dec 6, 2024, 8:59 PM

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1865152488967442749?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers ruled out LT Trent Williams for Sunday’s game vs. the Bears and listed DE Nick Bosa as doubtful.

Twitter · Dec 6, 2024, 9:53 PM

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hospital team

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https://tenor.com/view/loveantidotes-gif-23234594

Flashbacks to 2020

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2015 and 2021 ravens would like a word

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https://vxtwitter.com/BlassTD__/status/1864687712948592848

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Well the merseyside derby is cancelled

So no pool football for Star

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me giving zero fucks because we're getting a break

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https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1865430698590396486?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Eagles standout TE Dallas Goedert is headed to Injured Reserve because of his knee injury, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo.

The plan is for him to be back at full speed heading into the playoffs.

Twitter · Dec 7, 2024, 4:18 PM

overslept and woke up to dropped points

and of course it’s the terrorist kyle bin laden AGAIN

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1865455361286681029?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Jets downgraded RB Breece Hall to out for Sunday’s game versus Miami.

Twitter · Dec 7, 2024, 5:56 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/ianbillettt/status/1864794537433997792

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Suddenly hates kiwis…Amorim :goodluckbabe:

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beating notts isn't for everyone

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Yeah but you still drew with palace

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next weeks derby

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Ruben I believe in you man…if Foncesca can beat Inter in the Milan derby anything could happen by Ellie Goulding (such a good song)

Why is it that both football teams I follow get similar results all the time

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happiness doesn’t come from ur teams winning, it comes from hate watching ur rivals and seeing them falter

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Or be a Chiefs fan

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https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1865471335717118132

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Panthers downgraded Jadeveon Clowney to out for Sunday’s game against the Eagles.

Twitter · Dec 7, 2024, 6:59 PM

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the vikings waived my fantasy kicker 😢

they should see what happened with austin seibert before committing to ur guy who was injured

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as a browns fan i don’t know happiness either way

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https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1865499720329658768?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Seahawks RB Kenneth Walker III has been downgraded to out (calf) for tomorrow’s game.

Twitter · Dec 7, 2024, 8:52 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/NEceltic/status/1865073986389836288

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1865509758209302890?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers downgraded DL Nick Bosa to out for Sunday’s game vs. the Bears and activated S Talanoa Hufanga from injured reserve.

Twitter · Dec 7, 2024, 9:32 PM

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https://twitter.com/vanillaopinions/status/1865479831674032250?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

vo (@vanillaopinions) on X

being on the left means you should hate sports btw

Twitter · Dec 7, 2024, 7:33 PM

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#rates👼 message
star has a different type of enemy now

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Excuse your mouth does ice spice not bring joy

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The fuck happened with the club sporting director Ashworth leaving after 5 months

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/KACtIhlH5Y
also dying at the shade here

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says the lad whose manager is getting frauded by another baldie who is used to having net spend transfer policy in the fucking Eresdivisie of all places

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Boy oh boy where do I even start. Ice Spice, also known as Isis Naija Gaston, isn't just a rapper to me; she's a source of inspiration, motivation, and pure joy. Her music resonates with me on a deeply personal level, which speak to my experiences, struggles, and triumphs. From the moment I first heard her tracks, I felt an instant connection as if she was speaking directly to my soul. Her raw talent, captivating lyrics, and infectious energy have lifted my spirits on countless occasions which turned my darkest days into moments of hope and resilience. Ice Spice’s music isn't just entertainment; it's therapy, a lifeline that has helped me navigate the complexities of life. Through her artistry, she's shown me the power of self-expression, encouraging me to embrace my individuality and pursue my passions fearlessly. Beyond her music, Ice Spice’s journey from humble beginnings to stardom serves as a testament to the transformative power of perseverance and hard work. Her success story inspires me to chase my dreams relentlessly, never allowing setbacks to deter me from my goals. Ice isn't just a rapper in my eyes; she’s a mentor, a friend, and a beacon of light in an otherwise dark world.

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Ice Spice? did you mean: Caice(do) Spice?

in reality Caicedo actually is doing better than the origin of his nickname this year

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https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1865797239635132680

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

George Pickens is inactive today.

Twitter · Dec 8, 2024, 4:35 PM

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Chelsea in second in December 2024 with only a small fraction of oil money and not being owned by a Russian oligarch

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https://vxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1865828896035192925

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my fantasy team is imploding.

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ORNY BOMBA (SORTA)

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1865843941355946151?t=AFvRabOa29je_oeYHS0fdg&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 Liverpool make opening contract offer to Mohamed Salah. Does not mean agreement done or close (any outcome expected to take time) but Salah, Virgil van Dijk, Trent Alexander-Arnold have all now received proposals + talks with #LFC ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/9pxoQ3jWEv

Twitter · Dec 8, 2024, 7:40 PM

I love Ornstein & I owe him my life also

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I think at this point I need to make a list of football related people who I owe my life to

it would be very long but still there

uhm how about I list some honorable mentions since that would be shorter tbh

1. Pulisic solely for scoring that one goal vs City in June 2020 that helped us win the League and nothing else (seriously this man treats scoring against Liverpool as a professional pastime I don't get it)
2. Glenn Murray for making Liverpool champions-elect for 80 seconds in May 2019, had that score stayed we'd probably made you a club legend somehow
3. Fernandinho for getting sent off vs Chelsea in June 2020
   just barely gets in: eh I'm going to include Coutinho for scoring two vs Aston Villa and nearly winning us the 21/22 title and also getting us a filthy payday that helped sign the love of my life best goalkeeper in the world when he's actually fit and Fabinho when he had legs and maybe also Virgil, but I don't think so on that one

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https://x.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1865871468749308042

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami) on X

Score Update:
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.

Twitter · Dec 8, 2024, 9:29 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

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https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1865890461732229580?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Bears-49ers total yards at halftime

Bears: 4
49ers: 320

Twitter · Dec 8, 2024, 10:45 PM

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4

as in, four

this has to be a typo right

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Speak your truth star smh we all know you’re obsessed with Allison (your pookie bear obv)

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https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1865957256824750297

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

Twitter · Dec 9, 2024, 3:10 AM

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https://x.com/NFLFantasy/status/1865924690549862596

NFL Fantasy Football (@NFLFantasy) on X

Josh Allen's 51.88 fantasy points today are the most by a quarterback in a single game since at least 1950

Twitter · Dec 9, 2024, 1:01 AM

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fantasy in 1950 go crazy

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oh my god "AFTER THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK" FINALLY HAPPENED

https://fixupx.com/davidlynchlfc/status/1866088474282999819?s=46&t=3dKcjHZdlkLV4G2p09CjnA

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the guy with allen in my competitive league wasted his 50 burger, but ig it doesn’t really matter when they’re already eliminated

in other news i benched kyren at the last second for swift, and shakir for reed who got a donut

nearly 40 points that i have to makeup with burrow and chase tonight

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in other Alisson updates: he has joined the mate cult now

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https://fixupx.com/RobHarris/status/1866150920259539361?t=HJdMsAwHyKzk-b8NyO1vIg&s=19

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-gif-22219180

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https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1866175454677520578?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Bucs coach Todd Bowles told reporters that All-Pro S Antoine Winfield will miss several games with a sprained knee. A tough blow to their defense.

Twitter · Dec 9, 2024, 5:37 PM

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in other news: apparently City's trial for the 115 charges ended today and it's allegedly more like 130 charges now

(my source for this is a fucking D*ily Mail article but at least the writer is reliable)

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https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1866197600409370955?s=19

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

This is brutal: #Panthers rookie RB Jonathon Brooks re-tore his ACL and is out for the season, per HC Dave Canales.

Twitter · Dec 9, 2024, 7:05 PM

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https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1866208252431659210?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Raiders QB Aidan O’Connell suffered a bone bruise in his knee, the MRI confirmed this morning, sources say. Despite reports to the contrary, O’Connell hasn’t been ruled out for Monday’s game.

Desmond Ridder finished the game for Las Vegas at QB and would play if he can’t go.

Twitter · Dec 9, 2024, 7:48 PM

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https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1866236243438088400?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Cowboys moves:
— Zack Martin to IR, done for the season.
— CB Josh Butler to IR.
— Dallas signed CB Kemon Hall from the practice squad, activated Amani Oruwariye from IR to the 53-man roster and elevated Andrew Booth from the practice squad.

Twitter · Dec 9, 2024, 9:39 PM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/49ers/s/hABKqgx4E6

@lean flower did you put guerendo in your fantasy

Stop choosing 49ers players

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don’t blame me this time someone else beat me to him on waivers

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pov: you have ja’marr chase in fantasy

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https://x.com/unnecroughness/status/1866527121658847702?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Unnecessary Roughness (@UnnecRoughness) on X

Bill Belichick has agreed to become the next Head Coach at North Carolina. We are currently waiting to find out if UNC agrees as well…

Per @OllieConnolly Bill handed UNC a 400 page organizational bible with structure, payment plans, staffing choices, and plenty more

Twitter · Dec 10, 2024, 4:55 PM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/YwSyky6TIa

Truly battle of mid

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https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1866547521839042802?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: #Bengals QB Joe Burrow's home was BROKEN INTO during last night's Monday night football game, according to 911 calls received last night.

“Someone is trying to break in to the house right now. My daughter is there. This is Joe Burrow’s house. She is staying

Twitter · Dec 10, 2024, 6:16 PM

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Jeez

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https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1866563630990496123?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

DeMarvion Overshown diagnosed with torn ACL, MCL, PCL in knee; surgery scheduled for this week, per @toddarcher.

Twitter · Dec 10, 2024, 7:20 PM

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Polar bear in Arlington texas

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https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1866570537515847978

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Browns waived WR Kadarius Toney.

Twitter · Dec 10, 2024, 7:47 PM

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in n out

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Hi Jennie from blackpink, glad to see you influenced DJ

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[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1866691941783704050?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #NFL legend Randy Moss is battling liver cancer, per Larry Fitzgerald.

Randy recently announced he is stepping away from his ESPN job.

Prayers to Randy and his family ❤️🙏

Twitter · Dec 11, 2024, 3:50 AM

[lean flower]

killing healthcare ceo: i sleep

lamarb allegations: real shit?

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Also Luigi apparently is a Gunner? And made a table where he said that in 2023 they’d win against all but Spurs

I lost the image but you can find it probably

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https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1866852229660991978?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The NFL will play its first-ever regular season game in Berlin next season.

The 2025 NFL Berlin game will be played at the Olympic Stadium as part of a multiyear commitment to playing games in the sports metropolis.

Twitter · Dec 11, 2024, 2:27 PM

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https://twitter.com/on3sports/status/1866860629098893834?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

On3 (@On3sports) on X

NEW: Ohio state Rep. Josh Williams, introduced the O.H.I.O. Sportsmanship Act Tuesday...

The act would make it a felony offense to plant a flag in the center of Ohio Stadium💀

https://t.co/xSOlfTe033

Twitter · Dec 11, 2024, 3:00 PM

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1866879002029215993?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) on X

Saudi Arabia is officially named host of the 2034 World Cup as human rights groups voice concerns
https://t.co/Q8SQNwpi91

Twitter · Dec 11, 2024, 4:13 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/BigSeanQ_/status/1866329546171019299

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https://theonion.com/more-parents-say-allowing-child-to-play-football-not-worth-risk-of-being-drafted-by-jets/

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worst person you know just made a great point

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https://x.com/queeenthang/status/1866707001864229288

✭ Slim (11-1)🤘🏽 (@queeenthang) on X

Randy moss’ son is tryna clear the air. Larry Fitzgerald sr a dummy fr

Twitter · Dec 11, 2024, 4:50 AM

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https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1866899487752589586?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Giants HC Brian Daboll told reporters that QB Drew Lock is in a walking boot due to a heel injury and Tommy DeVito now is expected to start Sunday vs. the Ravens.

Twitter · Dec 11, 2024, 5:34 PM

[lean flower]

i don't even need to be watching to know who was at fault for juventus's first goal

KYLE BIN LADEN

and dortmund just equalised from a pen

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ferran torres of all people saved my mental health today

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pray for SB, City lost 2-0 to Juve

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Hah Americans against SB and city

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if nobody got me I know ferran torres got me

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My BVB friend put it simply “gross”

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https://twitter.com/lj_era8/status/1867009444271493135?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Lamar Jackson (@Lj_era8) on X

I can’t wait for the internet to crash.

Twitter · Dec 12, 2024, 12:51 AM

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someone’s QB1

[lean flower]

employs watson

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save me jameis winston

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Not until that contract runs out

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https://www.8newsnow.com/investigators/las-vegas-raiders-player-charles-snowden-arrested-for-dui/

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42918922/owner-jimmy-haslam-calls-browns-2024-struggles-perplexing

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1866951385809555685

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, doing his press conference, is asked about Jay-Z and the allegations: “We are aware of the civil litigation and Jay Z’s strong response.”

He summed it up: “The relationship is not changing.”

Twitter · Dec 11, 2024, 9:01 PM

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/jason-kelce-wont-be-charged-for-penn-state-phone-slamming-incident

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1866926745183518950

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

NFL exec Troy Vincent says the league will look to outlaw the low block: “Every block should be above the knee but below the neck. … This is the right time to remove the low block out of the game.”

They’re also going to examine the onside kick.

Twitter · Dec 11, 2024, 7:23 PM

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uh huh

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@lean flower someone doesn’t accept the meme

I just got out of a final and I have another tomorrow I’m not watching football today

[lean flower]

who even watches europa league

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You next year maybe

[lean flower]

when they censor the account but i know exactly who it is

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RASMUS YES

I WAKE UP FROM MY NAP AND HE SCORES

My striker >>> flopland lately

[lean flower]

hyping up a win against viktoria plzfidjsjrbtbrbn

that being said if walker starts in the derby someone will bag a brace

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https://tenor.com/view/ariana-grande-yes-and-yes-yesand-ariana-gif-15157721130177958856

to the man who's team couldn't beat terrorist ball juve

[lean flower]

employing walker tax

tonight i need puka to be locked up and for kyren williams to run free

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The BVB fan I mentioned is also a rams fan

https://tenor.com/view/loveantidotes-gif-23234594

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1867427651142537641?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#49ers LB De’Vondre Campbell told the team he didn’t want to play anymore and he left the game in the third quarter of tonight’s game, per HC Kyle Shanahan.

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 4:33 AM

https://tenor.com/view/antonio-brown-peace-out-gif-24356487

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https://twitter.com/came_along_way/status/414980556774838272?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

De'Vondre Campbell (@Came_Along_Way) on X

I should just quit Football and be an Underwear model..

Twitter · Dec 23, 2013, 4:47 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1867594619569226058?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Jaguars HC Doug Pederson announced that TE Evan Engram will undergo season-ending surgery for a torn labrum.

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 3:37 PM

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https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1867543426884866166?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

NFL (@NFL) on X

Dolphins, WR Odell Beckham Jr. mutually agree to part ways. (via @TomPelissero)

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 12:13 PM

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https://x.com/kelseylconway/status/1867623158657761401?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Kelsey Conway (@KelseyLConway) on X

Significant Tee Higgins news: Tee Higgins will now be represented by NFL agent Rocky Arceneaux as he seeks his next long-term deal, sources tell me.

Rocky Arceneaux is also Ja'Marr Chase's agent. Arceneaux will now negotiate Chase & Higggins' next contracts this offseason.

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 5:30 PM

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https://x.com/NFL/status/1867628437575545175

NFL (@NFL) on X

Commanders CB Marshon Lattimore will make his debut Sunday vs. Saints

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 5:51 PM

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https://x.com/Left_Wing_Lock/status/1867277113075589479

Left Wing Lock (@Left_Wing_Lock) on X

Radek Faksa will miss tonight's game against the San Jose Sharks after an errant skate nearly made contact with his penis. #STLBlues #TheFutureIsTeal #circumcision

Twitter · Dec 12, 2024, 6:35 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/YahooSports/status/1867374965651087475

Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) on X

Saints QB Jake Haener is set to get his first career start against the Commanders on Sunday, per @nick_underhill.

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 1:04 AM

[lean flower]

there goes mvs linsanity run

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1867667534704775611?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Steelers ruled out WR George Pickens (hamstring) for Sunday vs. the #Eagles.

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 8:26 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1867677037726761443?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Seahawks list RB Kenneth Walker III (calf) as doubtful for Sunday's game.

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 9:04 PM

https://x.com/_mlfootball/status/1867674535098745117?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

🚨🚨PHOTOS🚨🚨

#Raiders player Charles Snowden was found asleep and unresponsive in a running Jeep over a wall early Tuesday morning.

According to reports, his BAC was over twice the legal limit.

(📸jaye_nova / IG)

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 8:54 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/WestHam/status/1867608053178413561

West Ham United (@WestHam) on X

It is with deep and profound sadness that West Ham United confirm the tragic passing of our U15s Academy goalkeeper Oscar Fairs, following his brave battle with cancer.

Rest in peace, brave Oscar.

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 4:30 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Oof west ham has such bad luck lately

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1867712810085757141

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Hall-of-Fame wide receiver Randy Moss announced that he has been battling a cancer found outside of his bile duct between his pancreas and liver on Instagram live.

In his video, Moss introduced himself as a cancer survivor.

https://t.co/jtdVXmxOcx

Twitter · Dec 13, 2024, 11:26 PM

[deep flint]

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/13272951/trent-alexander-arnold-on-liverpools-trophy-ambitions-life-under-arne-slot-and-statement-wins-against-real-madrid-and-man-city

Trent...

sign the fucking contract already

me when I get my Trent, Salah, and Virg Christmas tree photo a la Christmas 2018

rival fans will be malding but it will be so fucking great

[deep flint]

CHIESA AND JOTA ARE BACK AND DARWIN GOT BENCHED HOLY SHIT I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT AND IT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

[deep flint]

Robbo 🤝 Kyle Walker 🤝 finished fullbacks that need to stop being first choice

[deep flint]

I OWE CODY GAKPO MY LIFE

[lean flower]

if i see walker in the starting xi wallahi

[idle drift]

https://x.com/savagesports_/status/1867950651642449921?s=46&t=m3DA3sgQjG1G3794J00Reg

Savage (@SavageSports_) on X

REPORT:

Per: @DMRussini

Jerod Mayo STAYING as the Patriots head coach next season.

“While there hasn’t been a public vote of confidence from the Kraft family, Patriots leadership is standing by head coach Jerod Mayo. Just as discussions about the next NFL hiring cycles heat

Twitter · Dec 14, 2024, 3:11 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1867983169682657403?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Connor Hughes (@Connor_J_Hughes) on X

I can confirm (as @DMRussini said) that Bill Belichick’s camp reached out to the #Jets to express interest/gauge reciprocal interest in their head coaching position. No formal interview.

Still stunned at this. Great scoop by Dianna.

Important note on #NYJ coaching search:

Twitter · Dec 14, 2024, 5:21 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1868001337058992632?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Dolphins waived QB Skylar Thompson.

Twitter · Dec 14, 2024, 6:33 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Is that shirt what I think it is

@deep flint Chappell is a Liverpool fan goddamn

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1868024517941252412?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Cowboys announced that CB Trevon Diggs will not be traveling with the team to Charlotte and has been downgraded to out due to a knee injury.

Twitter · Dec 14, 2024, 8:05 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1868038808933155137

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Saints officially downgraded QB Derek Carr to out for Sunday’s game vs the Commanders.

Twitter · Dec 14, 2024, 9:02 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1868045115006263782

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Raiders ruled out DE Maxx Crosby for Monday night’s game vs. the Falcons due to an ankle injury.

Twitter · Dec 14, 2024, 9:27 PM

[lean flower]

not a bad day of hate watching

tomorrow we move (walker will make a mistake and let utd score first early in the half)

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/oprah-gif-oprah-happy-rakeitoop-gif-20840401

also juve tied again...

so nice of city to help Juve break their tie streak temporarily

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1868071367209553971?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Schefter: Raiders EDGE Maxx Crosby expected to undergo season-ending arthroscopic ankle surgery.

Twitter · Dec 14, 2024, 11:11 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1868112297480384916?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

2024 Heisman Trophy winner: Travis Hunter.

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 1:54 AM

[cosmic fractal]

Oh Neptune it’s late but I did not forget about the derby tomorrow

I fear I won’t be able to catch it since I was doing chores and then was talking with family about other family woes

[deep flint]

she posted a picture in this same shirt a month ago I think

[deep flint]

who the fuck from the club leaked the United lineup last night lmfao

anyways

^ this Manchester Derby

and I have no problems with it being a battle of Mid because both clubs deserve it

anyways Walker is starting so pray for SB

that's just automatic at this point, he's having a Jordan Henderson-level downfall

Also: https://x.com/nickmiller79/status/1868050591345238165?s=46&t=QpgSKYbBUu-5yHWz2IO-jg

Nick Miller (@NickMiller79) on X

Looks like the 2009/10 shirt, leading to the tantalising possibility that ‘Good Luck, Babe’ is actually about Rafa Benitez’s attempts to replace Xabi Alonso with Gareth Barry.

Twitter · Dec 14, 2024, 9:49 PM

[deep flint]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1-1 AT 88TH MINUTE

also Bruno with the worst celebration of all time

[lean flower]

I'm gonna kill myself

[deep flint]

PRAY FOR SB

2-1 UNITED HOW

ALSO FUCK OFF JON CHAMPION

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE 4-3 FA CUP QUARTERFINAL LIKE AT ALL

[lean flower]

I will no longer watch a match where that terrorist starts

[deep flint]

don't worry you will get to see Windy's joy when they see that Hojlund absolutely terrorized Walker or whatever in the first half (this is an exaggeration but still)

[idle drift]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/browns-deshaun-watson-kevin-stefanski-gm-andrew-berry-expected-back-in-2025-amid-lost-season/

[deep flint]

acTUALLY PRAY FOR WINDY ALSO

mount injured again

fuck the league I'm just having more fun laughing at City and United's downfall

actually hold on a second I have a reliable gif

https://tenor.com/view/혼파망-피자-당황-community-chaos-gif-16635574

[deep flint]

the status of Northwest England football clubs atm

for context Everton is the pizza guy, Liverpool is fanning the flames because we haven't had a good match since the City match now, and United is the people giving City first aid on the floor

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/willkunkelfox/status/1868388344310517977?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

barca concede first

[cosmic fractal]

Ofc I saw the amad shaking hands with Pep

Amorim is the messiah memes abound on my feed, and no I will not comment on my man’s status bc someone said Ruben claimed it’s not bad

[deep flint]

okay and it took two extra weeks for Alisson to come back after Slot said "after the international break" and I can only assume that Mount's about to have the same fate

[cosmic fractal]

Let me have a good day star!!! Idgaf about the injury rn I’m playing music fantasy league

[lean flower]

only the ravens are giving me a good time rn

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1868399409026769089?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

With just over 5 minutes remaining and the Chiefs up 14 points over the Browns, KC QB Carson Wentz has replaced Patrick Mahomes.

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 8:55 PM

[idle drift]

He was hit awkwardly

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1868406896761426380?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Stefanski: Nick Chubb diagnosed with broken foot.

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 9:24 PM

https://x.com/profootballtalk/status/1868410413337170380?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) on X

Per source, Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes has a high-ankle sprain. He's probably week-to-week. Chiefs play Saturday against Texans, then the following Wednesday against the Steelers.

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 9:38 PM

[lean flower]

this is for barca losing to a bottom half of the table team

https://x.com/leroybickers4/status/1868397314404123135?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Leroy Bickerstaff (@LeroyBickers4) on X

Man these turnovers just been killing this team… if 4s out there the browns winning this game no doubt

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 8:46 PM

[idle drift]

No you're a Mahomes fan

[lean flower]

from a fantasy perspective, but im not in the playoffs so not a big deal

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/houstontexans/status/1868377432492773389?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1868434824257810683?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ second time this happens TODAY

[deep flint]

I was about to ask when you became a Mahomes fan so this makes more sense

https://x.com/statmusefc/status/1868325603239485573

StatMuse FC (@statmusefc) on X

Brighton last 180 PL games:

W60 D60 L60

Perfectly mid.

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 4:01 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_scorigami/status/1868459583422832992?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami) on X

Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 12:54 AM

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1868369248273469941?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1868461846543426036?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Oddity of the day: The Lions now have won a game this season in which Jared Goff threw five interceptions (Week 10 vs. Texans) and lost a game this season in which he threw five touchdowns (Week 15 vs. Bills).

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 1:03 AM

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1868456756134952998?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Tomlin: T.J. Watt diagnosed with low-ankle injury; severity to be determined.

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 12:42 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1868467363521479149?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Not good: #Lions HC Dan Campbell said DT Alim McNeill (knee) and CB Carlton Davis (jaw) suffered injuries that he "doesn’t feel good about" and could potentially be season-ending. CB Khalil Dorsey is definitely out for the season with an injury similar to Aidan Hutchinson's.

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 1:25 AM

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for SB apparently Lamine has an ankle problem

[deep flint]

pray for SB confirmed https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1868642703162155173

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚠️ Lamine Yamal has suffered a grade 1 injury to a ligament in the ankle, Barça confirm.

Lamine is expected to be out for 3 to 4 weeks, almost one month.

Get well soon!

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 1:01 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1868703354513432694

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

More: Lions RB David Montgomery is now out indefinitely after suffering an MCL injury during Sunday’s loss to the Bills, sources tell ESPN. Montgomery is undergoing additional testing on his knee and getting a second opinion to confirm, but he could be lost for the season.

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 5:02 PM

[lean flower]

too bad none of the gibbs owners in my leagues made playoffs

[lean flower]

https://x.com/buffalobills/status/1868717733732663396?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills) on X

🚨SCHEDULE UPDATE!! 🚨

Sunday's game against the Patriots has been flexed to 4:25pm.

https://t.co/iHxMpM0Hsr | #NEvsBUF

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 6:00 PM

[idle drift]

Why?

[lean flower]

idk josh allen pr or something

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1868741042230771765

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Ravens have excused Diontae Johnson from practice.

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 7:32 PM

Schefter first tweeted that they parted ways

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1868744755787833524?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Statement from #49ers GM John Lynch: "We have suspended De'Vondre Campbell Sr. for three games due to conduct detrimental to the team. We will have no further comment on the matter."

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 7:47 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1868749266011013428?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Now confirmed: Lions HC Dan Campbell said RB David Montgomery will undergo season-ending knee surgery. “We're going to miss him,” Campbell told reporters.

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 8:05 PM

https://x.com/espnfantasy/status/1868488371749650569?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN Fantasy Sports (@ESPNFantasy) on X

Rough fantasy playoff debut for Saquon Barkley and Derrick Henry 😬

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 2:48 AM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/NFL/status/1868735777498448004

NFL (@NFL) on X

Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs to undergo surgery (knee), could be out up to eight months. (via @RapSheet)

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 7:11 PM

[lean flower]

real ball knowers knew that justice hill would get more points (me)

i only got him cause i thought he’d get garbage time carries but he’s a also a ppr merchant

https://x.com/schadjoe/status/1868740015196631419?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Joe Schad (@schadjoe) on X

Mike McDaniel says on Jaylen Waddle: Not major. Not surgery. But in question for this week. Day to day.

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 7:28 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/UnderdogFantasy/status/1868770579404435787

Underdog (@UnderdogFantasy) on X

Rome Odunze has a chance to make HISTORY.

With just 23,311 yards on Monday Night Football, he would pass Jerry Rice as the NFL's all-time leading receiver.

Twitter · Dec 16, 2024, 9:30 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1868809089738064113?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Raiders QB Aidan O'Connell, dealing with a bone bruise and listed as questionable, is officially inactive tonight. He's the third emergency QB.

Desmond Ridder starts in a revenge game against the #Falcons.

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 12:03 AM

[lean flower]

can he throw to brock bowers

[cosmic fractal]

Idk if anyone here really watches F1 but apparently Max (right) and Checo (left) who drive for Red Bull were number one in team podiums, but checo has not been at his best this season so all the comments are saying this stat is giving this meme

[deep flint]

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/lfc-and-studio-a24-team-bill-shankly-inspired-drama-series

we won, we're getting a pog TV series and it's not about Klopp's last season

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1869081216252842177

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Flex: NFL has moved the Dolphins-Browns game out of Sunday Night Football in Week 17 and replaced it with Falcons vs. Commanders.

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 6:04 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1869080509600682011?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Just in: The Week 17 Saturday triple-header:

- 1:00 ET: Chargers at Patriots

- 4:30 ET: Broncos at Bengals

- 8:15 ET: Cardinals at Rams

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 6:01 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1869091208011936173?t=jLx_YDErVHMACYESrmKQBQ

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) on X

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: The #Browns are benching Jameis Winston and will be starting Dorian Thompson-Robinson, per @StainbrookNFL

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 6:44 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/brgridiron/status/1868894486891545073

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) on X

Bears are officially 0-8 since this moment

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 5:42 AM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1869116374825807929?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Jets completed their interview with Jon Robinson for their General Manager vacancy.

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 8:24 PM

[sick perch]

i feel like this is less about winston and more about tanking for picks

[lean flower]

lmao @cosmic fractal the account that walker posted about got suspended

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1869107753761030354?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Fowler: Titans to bench Will Levis as starting QB.

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 7:49 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Lmao I saw that he was blocked by the city account in general afterwards

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1869149166808748132?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Falcons HC Raheem Morris declined to name a starting quarterback—Kirk Cousins or Michael Penix Jr.—for Week 16 against the New York Giants. Morris noted they returned late last night from Vegas and are still in the evaluation process.

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 10:34 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1869140535459639756?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers have waived cornerback Ambry Thomas off the injured reserve list. Thomas is now healthy and, as a former third-round pick out of Michigan, is expected to garner interest.

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 10:00 PM

[cosmic fractal]

SB which countries did you go to on your Europe trip? My mom and I were talking and we’re considering Germany, Netherlands, and Denmark this time (busy and broke so maybe no UK bc anyways we’re coming back from Beijing at that time)

She does not know about Rasmus so the danish influence is all her idea

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1869176132664512927?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #AZCardinals and star S Budda Baker have reached a 3-year, $54M extension that includes $30M guaranteed.

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 12:21 AM

[lean flower]

spain and uk but they were separate trips, instead of coming back i should’ve stayed for longer though

i could’ve also gone to that derby early march instead of overpaying to see arteta haram ball

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1869178616493285639?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

On The Insiders, here is Teddy Bridgewater dropping the news that he plans to make a return to the NFL now that his HS state title is locked in.

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 12:31 AM

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1869195363451883772?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Michael Penix Jr. has been named the Falcons’ starting quarterback moving forward.

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 1:37 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1869200581610414145?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Falcons' options with Kirk Cousins after today's benching in favor of rookie Michael Penix Jr.:

* Release him before March 16, 2025 (no-post June 1 designation): They'd still owe him $27.5 million fully guaranteed cash and carry a $65M dead cap hit in 2025.

* Release him

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 1:58 AM

[idle drift]

Release him before March 16 (post-June 1 designation): Same cash, but they'd spread the dead cap hit over two years: $40M in 2025 (his scheduled number) and $25M in 2026.

• Trade him before June 1, 2025 (which he'd need to agreed to): They'd carry a dead cap number of $37.5M in 2025, but save $27.5M in cash and $2.5M in cap.

If Cousins remains on the Atlanta roster as of March 16, another $10M in 2026 would become fully guaranteed -- not impossible, but practically unfathomable after the decision today.

Benching him now also avoids a situation where Cousins could get hurt in the final three games and lock in that additional $10M, which is guaranteed for injury.

[lean flower]

https://x.com/brgridiron/status/1869165533872185849

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) on X

Jordan Loves Toyotathon… 🚗

Twitter · Dec 17, 2024, 11:39 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1831146484076572819?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

america's juiciest lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) on X

NURSE: congratulations, it's a boy! have you picked out a name yet?
MICHAEL PENIX SR: michael penix

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 1:45 AM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1869433945332552007

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Falcons are placing standout K Younghoe Koo on Injured Reserve, source said.

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 5:25 PM

https://x.com/cheetah/status/1869409659435786284

Ty Hill (@cheetah) on X

It’s time for me to go coach

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 3:49 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1869451431335624742?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Raiders have placed DE Maxx Crosby and RB Sincere McCormick on injured reserve, ending their seasons.

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 6:35 PM

[idle drift]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/andy-reid-carson-wentz-should-be-starting-somewhere-hes-a-heck-of-a-player

[lean flower]

welcome to tennessee

[idle drift]

https://x.com/jetswhispers/status/1869431318704205909

Dan Leberfeld (@jetswhispers) on X

“Say whatever the f–k you want about me, I don’t care. But just before you do it, whether you state your name, your accolades, pronouns, whatever it is, just state your vax status so that anything you say afterwards gets put in the right light." - Aaron Rodgers to Ryan Clark.

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 5:15 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1869468015638786176?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Isaac Guerendo (hamstring) won't practice Wednesday.

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 7:41 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1869489721099039212?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Colts claimed former 49ers CB Ambry Thomas on waivers today, per his agents Drew Rosenhaus and Ryan Matha.

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 9:07 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/joenfl/status/1869236928173772807?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[sick perch]

good thing none of these are happening

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1869495964148572442?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Saints are signing former #Chiefs first-round RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire, per @nick_underhill. The former LSU star is back in Louisiana.

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 9:32 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1869528832409268659?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr. says he was shopping at Costco and about to buy a $1.50 hotdog when he got the call he was becoming the starting QB. He says he wasn’t hungry anymore after learning of the news. 😂

Twitter · Dec 18, 2024, 11:43 PM

[cosmic fractal]

:luigi: maybe it was a good thing that think u the shit was a day 1 song

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1869730606835511615?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Russini: Woody Johnson blocked offseason Jerry Jeudy trade to Jets due to Madden rating.

Twitter · Dec 19, 2024, 1:04 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1869791157879984192?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

After losing RBs Christian McCaffrey, Jordan Mason and Elijah Mitchell to season-ending injuries, it now looks as if the 49ers will be without RB Isaac Guerendo for Sunday’s game vs. Miami. Guerendo is dealing with a hamstring injury and is unlikely to play, per source.

Twitter · Dec 19, 2024, 5:05 PM

[lean flower]

patrick taylor jr szn

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1869800327072907331?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

The Colts failed former 49ers CB Ambry Thomas on his physical today, one day after claiming him on waivers, saying his previous forearm injury isn’t completely healed. The 49ers cleared him over a month ago. “Ambry feels good and is ready to play,” said Thomas’ agent Drew

Twitter · Dec 19, 2024, 5:41 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1869839431903183343

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

For the #Steelers: WR George Pickens and QB Justin Fields have both been ruled out against the #Ravens. But… TJ Watt has no injury designation and is good to go.

Twitter · Dec 19, 2024, 8:17 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1869837529777910189

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes is not listed on this week’s injury report, meaning he’s officially good to go Saturday vs. the Texans.

Twitter · Dec 19, 2024, 8:09 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1869843674454274147?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

#Saints coach Darren Rizzi makes it official: Spencer Rattler will start Monday night against the #Packers, while RB Alvin Kamara is unlikely to play because of his groin injury.

Twitter · Dec 19, 2024, 8:34 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Ruben why’d you drop Onana

Also Johnny Evans love you man

[deep flint]

pray for Windy

also wtf https://x.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1869864966695555434

The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy) on X

Tottenham (0.78) 4-3 (2.58) Man Utd

Twitter · Dec 19, 2024, 9:58 PM

Spurs scored four fucking times and didn't even have one single expected goal

[lean flower]

how did son score from a corner kick

[deep flint]

I cannot believe I missed a decent battle of mid matchup

anyways NLD semifinal you heard it here

Sky has already fixed that roll even though they'll still be 30 minutes late than scheduled to go along with it

[cosmic fractal]

It’s ok I kinda just woke up

Oops

But also mad that I had a P+ trial and they kicked me out today

[lean flower]

star is a boomer and windy is the complete opposite

i don’t even wake up for those early early fixtures

[deep flint]

also Salah posting another thirst trap... mate this is haram wtf

sign a new contract already

mfs will go after Salah for posting image in front of Christmas tree but not when Salah posts his 197th gym thirst trap

[lean flower]

so today’s keepers were rubbish eh, some type shit i would do as well

back in my playing days i had the hands but i could not do shit with the feet lol

[cosmic fractal]

Listen I had finals last week and I woke up for two 8am finals in a row and then got back my results last night

A bit pissed at the last class’s grade but it’s fine

[cosmic fractal]

Wrong! They want the final apparently

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1869877557535092915?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Rap: David Montgomery avoided season-ending knee injury; will rehab with hope to return in postseason.

Twitter · Dec 19, 2024, 10:48 PM

[idle drift]

This story made me realize that the 77 year old has teenage sons

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1869936155967275434?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[idle drift]

I am so glad I had the game on to see that part

[deep flint]

free kick

someone should give Trent some advice

[deep flint]

anyways preliminary pray for SB since City plays tomorrow at 12:30 local

[lean flower]

and now ruben is hurt

[lean flower]

https://x.com/joelvmoran/status/1869905280147820550?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Joel Moran (@joelvmoran) on X

This picture made me go wtf

Herbert and Nix played against each other in college and Herbert has been in the NFL for 5 seasons

Twitter · Dec 20, 2024, 12:38 AM

[deep flint]

it pains me that I would probably get weird looks using this reaction image in LFCcord because it is so fucking funny

[idle drift]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-14211505/Bills-star-Dion-Dawkins-plane-crash-Buffalo.html

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ben_baby/status/1870158615396467158?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ben Baby (@Ben_Baby) on X

Bengals WR Tee Higgins and QB Joe Burrow are good to go for Sunday’s game against the Browns.

For those of you in fantasy playoffs, I asked Zac Taylor if any injuries should could impact their workload. He said they would not.

Twitter · Dec 20, 2024, 5:25 PM

burrow to chase stack please

https://x.com/dxbruyne17/status/1870146254702879140?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

DxBruyne (@DxBruyne17) on X

We are going up against Aston Villa with a back 4 of Rico Lewis, Simpson-Pusey, Gvardiol and KYLE WALKER

Twitter · Dec 20, 2024, 4:36 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Not you sending this guys tweets

https://tenor.com/view/marisol-telenovela-sbt-televisa-soap-opera-gif-17835700

You:

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ravens/status/1870212833121865858?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) on X

We have waived WR Diontae Johnson. We have activated DB Desmond King and WR Anthony Miller from the Practice Squad for tomorrow's game.

Twitter · Dec 20, 2024, 9:01 PM

[lean flower]

he already got blocked by walker

[cosmic fractal]

Well duh, Kyle was not happy with the meme guy made

[lean flower]

for mental health reasons i will not be checking tomorrow’s score when i wake up

i’ll prob forget and end up checking anyway

if i don’t i’ll check here for star’s “pray for sb” comment

[cosmic fractal]

Pls

Meanwhile Mount locked his comments section good for him

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1870217746622919155?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers ruled out RB Isaac Guerendo and OT Trent Williams for Sunday’s game vs. the Dolphins.

Twitter · Dec 20, 2024, 9:20 PM

guess who’s on my team now 🤭

fun fact i’ve had every niners rb on my fantasy team, i had guerendo for like 2 minutes though when i had to get mason week 1 lol

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1870160390476140769?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: WR Marquise "Hollywood" Brown is officially activated for the #Chiefs and will make his season debut on Saturday, per @Schultz_Report

Twitter · Dec 20, 2024, 5:32 PM

[cosmic fractal]

ou and youre not even tuning into Barca vs Atleti ft ur boy Julian ?

[lean flower]

that’s at 2 cst so yes i will be there

i’ll be running the dual screen with nfl and that

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1870232961435525387?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Players already ruled out in Week 16 include John Metchie, Juice Scruggs, Cade Stover, D.J. Humphries, Justin Fields (pictured), George Pickens, Nelson Agholor, Trey Benson, Paris Johnson, Matt Prater, Xavier Legette, Shelby Harris, Sam Hubbard, Tanner Hudson, Sheldon Rankins,

Twitter · Dec 20, 2024, 10:20 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/Ravens/status/1870212833121865858

Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) on X

We have waived WR Diontae Johnson. We have activated DB Desmond King and WR Anthony Miller from the Practice Squad for tomorrow's game.

Twitter · Dec 20, 2024, 9:01 PM

[sick perch]

browns should waive their front office

donate the stadium to a high school

[deep flint]

Mount hasn't done anything except be injury prone 😭

[cosmic fractal]

Well yeah but comments sections are not good to read when you’re mentally struggling on top of physical problems

Also @ SB jeez the villa game is early no wonder youre not watching

[cosmic fractal]

In general social media comment sections are terrible, was watching a reel about Perrie describing how she met Alex (Chamberlain Oxalade aka Ox aka Star your team’s former player) and the top comment said “oh well she obviously was attracted for the money” as if girlie isn’t rich too!!!

She didn’t spend so many years in Little Mix to be told you’re broke!!!

[deep flint]

pray for SB... but for non-Kyle Walker related reasons this time https://x.com/samlee/status/1870415719802007615?s=46&t=3dKcjHZdlkLV4G2p09CjnA

Sam Lee (@SamLee) on X

At the risk of causing a meltdown before I go, City sources are indicating that neither Bruno Guimaraes or Martin Zubimendi are targets for January 😬

Twitter · Dec 21, 2024, 10:27 AM

this really is the 20/21 no Virgil into needing 8 other center backs disaster scenario

only thing is I do NOT want Ederson trying some nonsense and outdoing Alisson to miraculously get top 4

[deep flint]

no praying for SB because Walker benched holy shit

[deep flint]

update: keep praying for SB

1-0 down to Villa

UPDATE WALKER SUBBED ON FOR STONES AFTER HT

PEP HAS LOST THE PLOT LMAO

[deep flint]

2-0 HAHAHAHAHHAHA AND SAVINHO IS ON NOW

[deep flint]

PRAY FOR SB (2-1 FT)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1870465670481420659?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Kirk Cousins' divorce from the Falcons is expected to be finalized before his $10 million roster bonus is due March 17, with executives across the league fully expecting Atlanta to have to release him by then.

https://t.co/pUBOJ03BXi

Twitter · Dec 21, 2024, 1:45 PM

[lean flower]

it’s more over than the tucker carlson image can show

[deep flint]

in positive news I dm'ed one of the admins in LFCcord that meme before I used it and they said they didn't see a problem with it because like I said, it's a perfectly funny reaction meme

[idle drift]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1870208994255544416?t=bsTHbtMSqHXbNGi0vWP8hw

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Browns DE Myles Garrett said today that he wants to stay in Cleveland long-term, but the team has to have an immediate plan to win. He intends to make this clear during offseason discussions about his future, emphasizing that he has no interest in being part of a rebuild.

Twitter · Dec 20, 2024, 8:45 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/tompelissero/status/1870559607321710865?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

another fantasy player of mine hurt

and i benched him today

[cosmic fractal]

I might tune in to the Atleti vs Barca game

[cosmic fractal]

City curse transferred to fantasy football, stop playing dude

[lean flower]

surely patrick taylor jr won't get hurt tomorrow right

[cosmic fractal]

heh its a tie now

[lean flower]

joever

everything's lining up for barca to drop points yet again and to get swept yet again by the steelers

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1870583291625275565?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Saints ruled out Alvin Kamara, Derek Carr and Chris Olave for Monday night’s game at Green Bay.

Packers ruled out Quay Walker and Javon Bullard.

Twitter · Dec 21, 2024, 9:33 PM

[cosmic fractal]

six extra min

https://tenor.com/view/marisol-telenovela-sbt-televisa-soap-opera-gif-17835700

lol the spotify ads on the boards is funny

yessssss

[lean flower]

I'm gonna kill msyelf

[cosmic fractal]

i got spoiled, my stream was behind

dread it run from it atelti loves 90+ goals

[cosmic fractal]

also julian initiated the run yk

i think

[lean flower]

ravens game off to a good start but i've been burned too many times by 2nd half harbaugh and oc cte ball

[idle drift]

https://x.com/Ravens/status/1870597624752959858

Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) on X

RB Justice Hill (concussion) has been ruled out.

Twitter · Dec 21, 2024, 10:30 PM

Speaking of CTE Ball

[lean flower]

i saw the future by dropping him to get patrick taylor jr

[cosmic fractal]

Okay apparently the Atleti win was very much deserved bc it’s Simeone’s father’s birthday and he passed two years ago so man was happy to win
TLDR don’t :shockvaluetrack7: yourself SB

[lean flower]

thank you ravens or else i would've kmsd

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1145604264652181564/1319526974049226804/Gdrx5CAaMAAPqgU.jpg?ex=67684302&is=6766f182&hm=2ab7a3b311069ade4eda178aba55a31167797e79181bb900500ff6c265673c69&

[sick perch]

the Kansas City Referees aren’t even hiding it anymore

[cosmic fractal]

I will check the score in the morning but if we lose prepare for the Pray for Windy from star or SB but most likely the former

Or both

[lean flower]

pray for windy

[deep flint]

pray for Windy fr

[deep flint]

I LOVE SALAH AND SZOBO AND MACCA AND LUCHO AND ALI AND I OWE THEM MY LIFE

but Salah... stop spamming shots your xG/actual goal ratio is going to die 😭

[lean flower]

only the browns smh

(they get to the goal line from a big run by ford, give the ball to the next rb and he fumbles smh)

need my ford fantasy points smh my head

[deep flint]

Salah with 26 G/A before Christmas on roughly 16 xG+xA... Snow Salah is so FUCKING back

[lean flower]

getting destroyed in fantasy

[cosmic fractal]

Insert the Karma lyrics

And yes I got your prayers

[sick perch]

only two more games of this team embarrassing themselves

then a 7 month break before they do it again

[cosmic fractal]

Pls not the hat covering her eyes

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1870933897430909001?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ this might’ve saved my fantasy

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1870943523500917220?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers and Cowboys now have been mathematically a eliminated from the playoffs.

Twitter · Dec 22, 2024, 9:24 PM

cards are about to eliminated as well

[sick perch]

funeral food be so good

(cowboys)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1870990915273384127?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Raiders win over the #Jaguars could have dramatic repercussions: The #Giants now control their own destiny for the No. 1 overall pick.

Las Vegas has 3 losses, NYG has 2. Giants lose out and they get the top pick.

Twitter · Dec 23, 2024, 12:32 AM

[cosmic fractal]

-# Boo LV, my classmate/kinda friend loves them and went to today’s game but she’s annoying me with all the horrible country music she likes

[deep flint]

we need to talk about this hot man some more

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1871256017205346472?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Schedule change: NFL shifted Sunday’s Cowboys-Eagles game to 1 pm ET and the Packers-Vikings game to 4:25 pm ET.

Twitter · Dec 23, 2024, 6:06 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1871263416155054196?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Texans HC DeMeco Ryans told reporters that Tank Dell dislocated his knee, tore his ACL and suffered other damage. Dell will undergo surgery and miss this season.

Twitter · Dec 23, 2024, 6:35 PM

[sick perch]

#damn

[cosmic fractal]

Sometimesitsnotourturntotalk.img

[sick perch]

learn to sit back and observe, not everything deserves a reaction

[cosmic fractal]

But what if ice spice comes around

[cosmic fractal]

Ps i do not want to bring up my boy rn so I’ll just say Charles Leclerc is just as pretty if not prettier than Dom here

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1871307438252851469?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Former #Ravens WR Diontae Johnson has, in fact, been claimed, source said. He goes to the #Texans, helping deal with the loss of Tank Dell.

Twitter · Dec 23, 2024, 9:30 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1871344108054417733?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers HC Kyle Shanahan said LT Trent Williams will not play in the team’s final two games; his season is over.

Twitter · Dec 23, 2024, 11:56 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1871599621451158015?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Zac Taylor anticipates OLs Amarius Mims and Orlando Brown Jr. practicing today

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1871595443291045918?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Chiefs are listing Chris Jones as questionable for the Christmas Day game vs. the Steelers and have ruled out D.J. Humphries.

Twitter · Dec 24, 2024, 4:35 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1871622559747437025?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

For the #Steelers, WR George Pickens is off the injury report and good to go after being out with a hamstring injury. Meanwhile, QB Justin Fields (abdominal) is questionable.

Twitter · Dec 24, 2024, 6:22 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ben_baby/status/1871553267567874253?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ben Baby (@Ben_Baby) on X

Here's an insane stat entering Week 17.

The Bengals have not beaten a current QB1 all season.

The opposing starting QBs in Bengals wins this year: Dalton, Jones, Watson, Minshew, Rush, Levis, DTR.

Twitter · Dec 24, 2024, 1:47 PM

[sick perch]

they are not a good football team

we know this

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1871631232897048632?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Jets QB Aaron Rodgers said he's dealing with an MCL injury but he's going to play through it on Sunday vs. the Bills.

“There’s no way that I’m not playing.”

Twitter · Dec 24, 2024, 6:57 PM

[cosmic fractal]

not Unidays (student discount finder website) putting this random ass deal first

[sick perch]

that could be me and you twinning

[cosmic fractal]

No no no

[cosmic fractal]

I would never be caught in Liverpool gear

Besides you trash talked the Bengals and I think Joey B is cool + an oomfie on a different server is a big Bengals fan so we can’t be friends

[sick perch]

built up resentment from being a browns fan

[deep flint]

me when it's nearly 3pm UK time and yet still no triad contract extension Christmas tree post

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/ballsacksports/status/1871730508172067308?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ballsack Sports (@BallsackSports) on X

BREAKING: Santa has torn his ACL in Detroit, and is questionable to return

Twitter · Dec 25, 2024, 1:31 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1872024474713051237?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Chiefs are officially the No. 1 seed and will have a bye + home-field.

With the Steelers loss, the #Ravens can take over the AFC North with a win today over Houston.

Twitter · Dec 25, 2024, 8:59 PM

wallahi if i have to see harbaugh or todd monken cte ball

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1872036998481158642?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Seahawks ruled out RB Kenneth Walker III for Thursday night’s game at Chicago.

Twitter · Dec 25, 2024, 9:49 PM

[deep flint]

no Walker in the City lineup... automatically praying for SB is CANCELLED

that being said de Bruyne is on the bench and Savinho is starting so we will see

[deep flint]

UPDATE: NO WALKER MEANT NOTHING 💀 ALSO HAALAND MISSED A PEN

https://x.com/xgphilosophy/status/1872287617599066474?s=46&t=3dKcjHZdlkLV4G2p09CjnA

The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy) on X

Man City (2.28) 1-1 (0.61) Everton

Twitter · Dec 26, 2024, 2:25 PM

also Jordan Pickford redemption arc has started, granted it is a VERY long road to absolve him of his sins from that retched derby in October 2020

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1872334865766682637?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Comeback: High school state championship-winning coach and NFL QB Teddy Bridgewater is coming out of retirement and is expected to sign with the #Lions, sources tell The Insiders.

Bridgewater appeared on @nflnetwork and revealed his plans to play again. Back to Detroit.

Twitter · Dec 26, 2024, 5:33 PM

[lean flower]

pray for windy

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/think-you-the-shit-gif-17453732050812615796

@sick perch boys a liar for not keeping ur promise

[cosmic fractal]

Was wondering why stars been quiet…realized her team is still playing

Anyways no slander on Saturday people, that’s my special day and I would not like to hear shit talking

[deep flint]

pray for Windy btw lmaooooooo

also I owe Cody Gakpo my life some more

[lean flower]

there’s nothing to slander u for on sadderday anyway

we go again on monday

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1872388473321336869?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Seahawks have placed RB Kenneth Walker III on injured reserve because of an ankle injury and signed rookie RB George Holani off the practice squad.

Twitter · Dec 26, 2024, 9:06 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1872390691365826601?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Cowboys are shutting down WR CeeDee Lamb for the remainder of the season due to his shoulder injury.

Twitter · Dec 26, 2024, 9:15 PM

[deep flint]

I love this club so much

[lean flower]

i’m more sewer slidal than i was yesterday

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1872648896071295113?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Eagles QB Kenny Pickett is prepared to play with Jalen Hurts still in concussion protocol.

Story via @Tim_McManus:

https://t.co/SyEAW9k4Xj

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 2:21 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1872693197333512678?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Bucs HC Todd Bowles told reporters that TE Cade Otton, S Antoine Winfield Jr. and WR Sterling Shepard are out Sunday.

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 5:17 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1872723195641634844?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Injury updates:
— #Jets interim HC Jeff Ulbrich says WR Davante Adams (hip) looked good.
— #Browns coach Kevin Stefanski says QB Dorian Thompson-Robinson will start vs the #Dolphins.
— #Giants WR Malik Nabers (toe) is questionable.
— #Colts coach Shanne Steichen says QB Anthony

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 7:16 PM

Shanne Steichen says QB Anthony Richardson is questionable vs Giants, despite not practicing

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1872744804599382513?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Chargers are activating RB J.K. Dobbins from IR and he’ll make his return Saturday against the #Patriots, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

One of the NFL’s most efficient backs, Dobbins is averaging 4.8 yards per carry this season. A big boost for L.A.’s stretch run.

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 8:42 PM

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1872747801618333893?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Eagles ruled out Jalen Hurts for Sunday. It'll be Kenny Pickett vs. Dallas.

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 8:54 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1872748367652241432?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Saints ruled out RB Alvin Kamara and QB Derek Carr for Sunday’s game vs. the Raiders.

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 8:56 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1872743562909237450?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Packers ruled out linebacker Quay Walker (ankle), safety Evan Williams (quadricep), offensive lineman Andre Dillard (concussion) and cornerback Jaire Alexander (knee) for Sunday’s game vs. the Vikings.

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 8:37 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1872750067217760427?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

#Commanders CB Marshon Lattimore is out for Sunday night vs. Atlanta because of his chronic hamstring issue.

WR Terry McLaurin (ankle) is good to go.

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 9:03 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1872748046708355251?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: The #Browns and QB Deshaun Watson have agreed to terms on a contract restructure, easing the salary cap burden for years to come.

The reworked deal also signals that Watson is expected to be on the #Browns next season. This is about the cap after his deal is up.

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 8:55 PM

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

this was going to happen no matter what

they can’t afford anything else

[deep flint]

Marca is LFC discord tier 4/5 transfer source before Windy brings it up

(context is them writing more Trent to Madrid nonsense)

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espn/status/1872778380531167612?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN (@espn) on X

Greg Gumbel, a veteran of CBS Sports who spent more than 50 years in sports broadcasting, has died of cancer at the age of 78, his family said Friday.

Read more: https://t.co/ExhMP5sqH7

Twitter · Dec 27, 2024, 10:55 PM

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/modcheck-discord-twitch-spongebob-looking-gif-21451454

I read no news about that today so youre the one talking

[lean flower]

lebron’s legacy

[lean flower]

https://x.com/pewterreport/status/1872824598271803402?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

PewterReport 🏴‍☠️ (@PewterReport) on X

***BREAKING: Shaq Barrett Is Back With The #Bucs

Pewter Report is reporting that the Bucs will be re-signing OLB Shaq Barrett on Saturday morning to help with the team's pass rush as Tampa Bay makes a playoff push, writes Scott Reynolds.

#Buccaneers

https://t.co/d3jwNR3agP

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 1:59 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1872901798899700126?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#AZCardinals star RB James Conner, who is questionable with a knee injury, is expected to play against the #Rams, source said.

No hope for the playoffs, extension already signed, and Conner is slated to play at less than 100% for his team.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 7:06 AM

[deep flint]

was Trent to Madrid nonsense again

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1873018596445831368?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Sources: After rushing for 1,195 yards this season, Panthers RB Chuba Hubbard is being placed on injured reserve today due to a calf and knee injury. His impressive season now has come to an end.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 2:50 PM

[sick perch]

this team will never know happiness

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1873072272459923777?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

#Patriots QB Drake Maye is questionable to return with a head injury.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 6:23 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1873076264061522092

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Colts downgraded QB Anthony Richardson to out for Sunday’s game versus the Giants.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 6:39 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AlbertBreer/status/1873076532719304725

Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) on X

Patriots coach Jerod Mayo tells @wyche89 that Drake Maye has been cleared to return to the game.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 6:40 PM

[lean flower]

lmao my league mate in the fantasy championship lost monty, ceedee and had picked up richardson the week prior

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1873072851793875323?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Dolphins are downgrading Tua Tagovailoa to doubtful for Sunday’s game at Cleveland due to a hip injury, per sources. Tagovailoa still is pushing to play Sunday, but if he can’t, Tyler Huntley would be in line to replace him.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 6:25 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1873078414552465632?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Now Patriots CB Christian Gonzalez is questionable to return today due to a head injury.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 6:47 PM

https://x.com/jfowlerespn/status/1873075393433153946?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

#Titans RB Tony Pollard has the flu, jeopardizing his status for Sunday at Jacksonville, per source. He is not expected to travel with the team today. He was on the injury report with an ankle issue but had planned to play through that.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 6:35 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1873085249242186106?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Eli Manning, Luke Kuechly, Terrell Suggs and Antonio Gates are among the finalists for the 2025 Pro Football Hall of Fame class.

https://t.co/RMU39J5HWx

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 7:14 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1873091131300561396?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Titans have downgraded RB Tony Pollard and S Amani Hooker to out against the #Jaguars.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 7:38 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1873106340773806301?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

With the Chargers win today, the Bengals, Colts and Dolphins would all be eliminated if the Broncos were to win today in Cincinnati.

With a win over the Bengals, Denver would clinch the final playoff spot in the AFC.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 8:38 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/drjessemorse/status/1873081020108431741?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jesse Morse, MD (@DrJesseMorse) on X

Wow this Championship week has turned into a HOT MESS.

Hurts
Tua
Richardson
Hubbard
Pollard
Lamb
Njoku

Downgrades to Achane, Hill (if he plays), and Waddle.

James Conner banged up.
Tyrone Tracy banged up.

CLE starting DTR over Jameis.

Nico Collins disappointed
Zay

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 6:58 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1873113099810816311?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Saints ruled out WR Chris Olave for Sunday's game and elevated RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire from the practice squad for Sunday's game vs. Las Vegas.

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 9:05 PM

[sick perch]

bengals gonna have the most mickey mouse clinch in years

[lean flower]

surely denver doesn't lose to 2nd stringers right

[deep flint]

pray for SB (sorta)... Walker on the bench and De Bruyne starting as captain lmao

if De Bruyne actually plays more than pensioner type shit to Haaland I might laugh

[deep flint]

pray for Star

Trent is almost certainly leaving

not posting a Daily Mail link but the admin in charge of transfer sources in LFCcord said it's probably real

[deep flint]

PRAY FOR SB FOR REAL BECAUSE WALKER ON

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1873404453195592124?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Rap: Garrett Wilson could request trade if Aaron Rodgers is Jets QB in 2025.

Twitter · Dec 29, 2024, 4:23 PM

no pray for sb today

[idle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/barney-gumble-simpsons-the-simpsons-barney-gumble-gif-15037354

[lean flower]

https://x.com/andymsfw/status/1873350672365891960?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Andy Molitor (@AndyMSFW) on X

Mason Rudolph vs Mac Jones
Kenny Pickett vs Cooper Rush
Tyler Huntley vs DTR
Joe Flacco vs Drew Lock
Aidan O'Connell vs Spencer Rattler

(still not leaving my couch for 7 hours)

Twitter · Dec 29, 2024, 12:49 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1873443423988088836?t=4yWI3DOITXIzvk4CoaYaPA&s=19

https://x.com/joshdubowap/status/1873446557598822877?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Josh Dubow (@JoshDubowAP) on X

#Raiders Brock Bowers sets the NFL rookie record for receiving yards by a tight end. He now has 1,088 yards. Mike Ditka had 1,076 in a 14-game season in 1961

Twitter · Dec 29, 2024, 7:10 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1873464237080883626?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Raiders TE Brock Bowers now has set the single-season rookie record for most receptions.

Twitter · Dec 29, 2024, 8:20 PM

[cosmic fractal]

The Trent celebration says no

But

History via Jude says yes he’s going to RM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1873464813554417761?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

NFL (@NFL) on X

he just wanted in on the action 🦆

Twitter · Dec 29, 2024, 8:23 PM

[idle drift]

BTS mentioned

[cosmic fractal]

Uhh sure

[warm granite]

if liverpool end up losing the title race cause trent leaves it'll be the funniest thing ever

[cosmic fractal]

Apatel whats your team 👀 or do you just follow the prem in general

[warm granite]

my team is my local which is in the championship

[cosmic fractal]

Ohh well I know you’re not a Leeds fan

[warm granite]

they won today. I'm sure you can figure it out from that

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1873525774390903277?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

With the #Vikings win… they now play the #Lions in Week 18 with the NFC No. 1 seed on the line.

Twitter · Dec 30, 2024, 12:25 AM

[warm swallow]

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1873591090500268175?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Week 18 Saturday games:

🏈Browns at Ravens: 4:30 ET

🏈Bengals at Steelers: 8:00 ET

Twitter · Dec 30, 2024, 4:45 AM

[idle drift]

Browns in Primetime

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1873590412151029802

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Vikings vs. #Lions game in Week 18 has been flexed to Sunday Night Football, with the NFC’s No. 1 seed on the line to cap the 2024 season.

Twitter · Dec 30, 2024, 4:42 AM

[sick perch]

falcons are a deeply unserious franchise

[lean flower]

I’ll be seated 20 beers in

Saturday:

• 4:30 ET: Browns-Ravens
• 8:00 ET: Bengals-Steelers

Sunday, 1:00 ET:

• Giants-Eagles
• Bills-Patriots
• Texans-Titans
• Panthers-Falcons
• Commanders-Cowboys
• Bears-Packers
• Jaguars-Colts
• Saints-Bucs

Sunday, 4:25 ET:

• Chiefs-Broncos
• Chargers-Raiders
• Dolphins-Jets
• 49ers-Cardinals
• Seahawks-Rams

[idle drift]

He saw The Great Depression.
He saw Jackie Robinson play in person.
He witnessed World War 2.
He saw the Civil Rights movement.
He witnessed 9/11.
He witnessed a pandemic ravage the world.

But after 100 years on this planet…
He had never seen the Cleveland Browns win a Super Bowl
https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1873476050937897107?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Breaking911 (@Breaking911) on X

BREAKING: Former President Jimmy Carter dead at 100

Twitter · Dec 29, 2024, 9:07 PM

[sick perch]

thank god he hasn’t

[deep flint]

I'm living on copium ATM

it's going to hurt so badly when it drops that he's leaving

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1873792322158432714?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Via @NFLPlus, here are the “clinching” scenarios for the No. 1 pick, which the #Patriots currently hold. Note: Only the #Browns, who play the #Ravens, face an opponent with anything to play for.

Twitter · Dec 30, 2024, 6:04 PM

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1873793507133186123?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Titans coach Brian Callahan tells reporters that both QBs Will Levis and Mason Rudolph will play on Sunday. A final look for Tennessee, which currently holds the No. 2 pick.

Twitter · Dec 30, 2024, 6:09 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/tompelissero/status/1873710450694836259?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[cosmic fractal]

Well remember the wise words of Cher: Do you believe in life after love Trent?

Also yes we’re playing idk if I’ll watch all of it bc I woke up early today to do chores and a doc appt

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1873815073011192268?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[lean flower]

i’m hate watching

[deep flint]

pray for Windy

[lean flower]

hahahab get in

[cosmic fractal]

Shut up y’all

I just saw too

[deep flint]

you let a £150m-priced striker score

[cosmic fractal]

:yesand:

[deep flint]

well i guess that doesn't mean much EXCEPT that he shouldn't be priced that highly

(I say this as someone who would rather have Openda instead as a Darwin/Jota replacement)

[cosmic fractal]

[lean flower]

joever

truly brilliant defending once again from “the butcher”

[cosmic fractal]

Is it new years yet?-sabrina and me

[warm granite]

Utd in relegation battle and city fighting for Europa spot this is gonna be a fun second half of the season

[lean flower]

antony 🐐

[cosmic fractal]

This rn

[deep flint]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ALSO LOL AT CHELSEA

[deep flint]

Liverpool fan or some other rival fan?

[lean flower]

pray for windy

[cosmic fractal]

@deep flint

[cosmic fractal]

It’s okay being a Niners fan has prepared me for this :imthankful: (Nqn I hate you for not working here)

[deep flint]

pray for Windy? pray for star actually I'm still coping about Trent leaving for Judas

[cosmic fractal]

Oh Neptune I think Jennings learned from Deebo to take out your anger on the field in bad ways

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/4K9RtrenWT
context

[lean flower]

pray for... yk what nvm

at least laporta got me some decent fpts

[cosmic fractal]

You or me? Either way it’s over

Anyways the lions kicker posing on the ground and ESPN showed that frame 3X

[lean flower]

no one

i won my league’s consolation bracket (it’s meaningless)

[deep flint]

you might need to start praying for Star, Liverpool blocked a bid for Trent from Madrid

we were literally just gifted free money to get rid of him (granted if Bradley gets hurt and Gomez gets hurt we'd be fucked) but STILL

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for SB, Barca is letting Olmo walk free and they will have to pay a lot of fees even tho he may not be their player anymore

[cosmic fractal]

that's what happens when you run out of levers to pull

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1874197280565453301?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Cowboys are releasing RB Ezekiel Elliott, per @JosinaAnderson.

Twitter · Dec 31, 2024, 8:53 PM

[sick perch]

good he is ass

[deep flint]

pray for Wane, apparently Arsenal has some sort of illness going around and they play Brentford at home where they're actually good

(Wane taking strays even though they don't come in here ever)

[cosmic fractal]

They*

Anyways wane is a very very casual fan

They only support arsenal cuz a family member gifted them a shirt afaik

The only people on the server wane and I are on that talk about soccer are me and the Dortmund fan + occasionally beeo if Turkey or Barca (flickball got him to like Barca) is playing

[deep flint]

ty for letting me know

and the prayers were very effective because the only lad that was sick might have been Havertz + they won 3-1

[cosmic fractal]

I saw

[cosmic fractal]

at the fact Barca can hire a new chef but not register Olmo

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/NYh6n9o4qX

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1875227256001589265?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Commanders ruled out CB Marshon Lattimore again for Sunday's regular-season finale because of his ongoing hamstring issues.

Twitter · Jan 3, 2025, 5:06 PM

https://vxtwitter.com/skysportsnews/status/1875211596869554318?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

pray for star??

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1875244471761465717?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Jets completed an interview with Mike Vrabel for their Head Coach position.

Twitter · Jan 3, 2025, 6:14 PM

[deep flint]

not official yet

and he can shut up unless he's asking to break the wage structure again for Saudi money

[lean flower]

hence the question marks

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1874909667157270694?

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Browns QB Bailey Zappe will start in Saturday’s regular-season finale vs. the Ravens, as @twithersAP reported.

Twitter · Jan 2, 2025, 8:04 PM

[lean flower]

[sick perch]

this will be SO funny if he ends up having a fantastic game

team will absolutely crumble in the offseason

[idle drift]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1874821277489521059?t=jLx_YDErVHMACYESrmKQBQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Teams with no Pro Bowlers:

- New York Jets
- New Orleans Saints
- Miami Dolphins
- Tennessee Titans

Twitter · Jan 2, 2025, 2:13 PM

https://x.com/joelaerickson/status/1873077477947654627

Joel A. Erickson (@JoelAErickson) on X

Richardson has now missed 16 of a possible 33 starts in the NFL due to 4 separate injuries: concussion, sprained AC joint in throwing shoulder, hip/oblique, back/foot.

Can’t really wave away availability concerns anymore

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 6:44 PM

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1874505473845870990?t=bsTHbtMSqHXbNGi0vWP8hw

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Colts QB Anthony Richardson revealed that he was unable to walk and had to crawl around his house due to a lower back issue last week. An MRI later showed a disc problem that got triggered the wrong way.

Richardson says he feels much better now. "I'm standing up now."

Twitter · Jan 1, 2025, 5:18 PM

https://x.com/RomeovilleKid/status/1874513536543572258

James Boyd (@RomeovilleKid) on X

#Colts QB Anthony Richardson said he “couldn’t even stand up” last week due to severe back spasms.

He said he’s had back issues since eighth grade and got an MRI that revealed a “disc thing.”

He said his back issues “might be chronic,” but he doesn’t think he’ll need surgery.

Twitter · Jan 1, 2025, 5:50 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Pulisic was out for a month and half then starts a game and wins a penalty :oprah:

Then Musah caused an own goal from Juve, Americans dominating Milan rn

[idle drift]

https://x.com/espn/status/1874915804141043914

ESPN (@espn) on X

Breaking: Alabama QB Jalen Milroe has declared for the 2025 NFL draft, he announced on social media.

Twitter · Jan 2, 2025, 8:28 PM

https://x.com/mattschneidman/status/1874865739204804948

Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) on X

Fans voted Kerby Joseph first at free safety, but Xavier McKinney (voted second by fans) was the Pro Bowl starter while Joseph didn’t make the team. Coaches and players must really not like this guy.

Twitter · Jan 2, 2025, 5:10 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Damn it SB won, Barca might be back

They CAN register Olmo and Victor

[sick perch]

Best football teams in Texas:

West Texas A&M Buffaloes
Texas State Bobcats
UTSA Roadrunners
Texas Tech Red Raiders
Texas A&M Aggies
Texas Longhorns
Baylor Bears
Houston Roughnecks
Houston Texans

Am I missing any?

[cosmic fractal]

More conflicting reports, just wait until they’re in the squad or not

[idle drift]

https://x.com/Sportsnet/status/1875337288676499788

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) on X

The Miami Heat are suspending Jimmy Butler for seven games for multiple instances of conduct detrimental to the team, particularly the last several weeks, per @ShamsCharania.

The team is open to listening to all incoming trade offers for Butler.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2025, 12:23 AM

[lean flower]

nope

[lean flower]

wish i could say that but vardrid pulled some black magic out of their ass again

[cosmic fractal]

the Vini red card wasn’t enough [2]

Jude go back to BVB they need you, says my friend

[deep flint]

pray for SB some more https://www.laliga.com/noticias/reunion-de-la-comision-de-seguimiento-del-convenio-de-coordinacion-laliga-rfef

[deep flint]

give him the £1 release clause that Goldbridge gave him in FIFA, that way Liverpool can sign him and keep Trent

[lean flower]

(it’s only west ham)

[sick perch]

no more browns football after today

https://tenor.com/view/vince-carter-gif-11789190860123647520

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1875623156943327339?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

From the #Bucs:

Twitter · Jan 4, 2025, 7:19 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1875637884818223234

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Bailey Zappe will start today vs. the Ravens and become the Browns’ 40th different starting QB since they returned to the NFL in 1999 — 10 more starting QBs than any other team in that span. The next closest, per @EpKap, is the Bears, who have had 30 starting QBs since 1999.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2025, 8:18 PM

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1875638260153905215

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Cowboys have signed QB Will Grier to the active roster.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2025, 8:19 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Scousers vs My team might be postpone due to weather :ohgodohfuck:

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1875650395256844792?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Lions activated LB Alex Anzalone and WR Kalif Raymond from injured reserve and placed CB Emmanuel Moseley on the non-football illness list.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2025, 9:07 PM

[lean flower]

if anything that’s a sight of a relief for u

[warm granite]

90% chance it's postponed. If it doesn't snow it's gonna be iced over with sleet pelting it down

[cosmic fractal]

I know, I’m saying in this case it’s a positive kermitfalling.gif

[lean flower]

if we get clapped by bailey zappe wallahi

[cosmic fractal]

Clearly Flick has a favorite child, he gave his coat to Frankie De Jong after the game :awe:

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/haroldrkuntz3/status/1875659868578930774?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1875682739686645904?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Ravens WR Zay Flowers now has been ruled out for the rest of today’s game.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2025, 11:16 PM

insert tommy shelby meme vid

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1875686479558819933?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

#Bengals WR Tee Higgins is officially active tonight vs. Pittsburgh. RB Chase Brown is inactive.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2025, 11:31 PM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1875651707470016774?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Jets have placed CB Sauce Gardner on IR, ending his season with one game to go.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2025, 9:13 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/fieldyates/status/1875704467435483154?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Field Yates (@FieldYates) on X

The first pick in the 2025 NFL Draft will be made by one of these three teams:

Patriots
Titans
Browns

The Giants no longer have a shot at the first pick.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 12:42 AM

when ur fantasy qb and wr stack link up for a td >>

[deep flint]

if we played in excessive fog we'll play in this I think

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1875722154719002687?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Ravens Pro Bowl WR Zay Flowers, ruled out with a knee injury, is believed to have suffered a sprain, sources say, pending the MRI.

It’s not considered a major injury, though there is a real chance he misses next week. If Baltimore takes care of business, he could be back.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 1:53 AM

tommy shelby vid

[cosmic fractal]

Pray for Star

Even if this is unreliable news

[warm granite]

idk it's pretty heavy snow and Manchester & Liverpool airports have been shut down which rarely ever happens

There's a couple inches where I am and we usually get hit the least

[cosmic fractal]

Yeah plenty of people on the reddevils sub are saying that it’s pretty heavy there rn, but someone said it might stop by 6pm

[warm granite]

Yeah the issue isn't the pitch, it's that all trains are cancelled and the roads are likely to ice up since the snow has changed to sleet

So it's unsafe for people to get to anfield

But i guess we'll find out in 3 hours

[cosmic fractal]

I will not be watching if it happens to take place but anyways:

https://x.com/LFC/status/1875837564558495941

Liverpool FC (@LFC) on X

A safety meeting was held this morning to assess the weather and travel conditions for today’s fixture against Manchester United at Anfield.

At this stage the match is planned to go ahead as normal and every effort is being made to get the game on.

A further safety meeting

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 9:31 AM

I got a Covid shot on Friday and have a fever + body aches

[deep flint]

this newspaper has about the same reliability as me being not autistic, so

also match is back on, pray for Windy by default

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1875890647116529826?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Browns fired OC Ken Dorsey and OL coach Andy Dickerson, per source.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 1:02 PM

[sick perch]

Good

but unfortunately this is barely even a fraction of what needs to change

[lean flower]

https://x.com/slaternfl/status/1875946336878465281?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL) on X

Trey Lance will get the start for Dallas according to a team source. His first regular season start since Week 2 2022 when he was injured with the 49ers. “Raw” is a word used a lot around here but I’m told they love his athleticism. Footwork, offense and trying to get him

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 4:43 PM

[deep flint]

no praying for Star now

SIGN THE FUCKING CONTRACT ALREADY

SERIOUSLY WE'RE LOSING TRENT MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THE TRENT MONEY TO VIRGIL AND MO

[idle drift]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1875956497114648972

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Glazer: Multiple teams considering trying to trade for Vikings HC Kevin O'Connell.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 5:24 PM

[idle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-its-raw-raw-gif-12603501

[deep flint]

update: Trent can fuck off to Madrid, I am so fucking done with this game of his

[lean flower]

are we gonna blame the conditions for it not being 7-0

[warm granite]

lmao if utd get this in fergie time

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1875968885335433232

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Patriots QB Joe Milton has replaced Drake Maye.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 6:13 PM

[lean flower]

lmao maguire

[deep flint]

no it's on Trent

maybe slightly Konate but mostly Trent

(and I'm being mean because Konate just came back from injury)

if Madrid offers again I'd just fucking say goodbye right there

if they're trying this shit already he might as well be gone

we'd be better off giving Salah and Virg a meaty extension than keeping Trent around the next six months

I'm fucking pissed now

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1875980160341815487

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Packers QB Malik Willis has replaced Jordan Love, who injured his throwing hand.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 6:58 PM

[sick perch]

Cinema

[cosmic fractal]

I did see The Tie but my eye caught some heartbreaking news about Drag Race (the first ever DRUK winner passed away) so I’ll talk later

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1876015070406467891?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1876012376392351872?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The first wild-card playoff matchup is set, and it’s a good one:

The No. 7 seed #Packers will visit the No. 2 seed #Eagles.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 9:06 PM

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1876014638703448534?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

High drama in the last few minutes:

#Bucs win the NFC South

#Falcons eliminated

#Commanders get the NFC's No. 6 seed

#Packers end up with the No. 7 seed, will visit the No. 2 seed #Eagles next weekend

#Titans get the No. 1 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 9:15 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/byajperez/status/1875985591512560091

A.J. Perez (@byajperez) on X

EXCLUSIVE: A former Fox Sports hairdresser alleged a network exec used “his position to sexually harass women" and says she refused a $1.5M offer from former FS1 host Skip Bayless "to have sex with him" in a lawsuit obtained by @FOS. (w/ @MMcCarthyREV)
https://t.co/dI3UWgB0hJ

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 7:19 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Tranmere also posted with the tweet a picture of their defender that scored today doing the pregnant with the ball celebration

https://x.com/tranmererovers/status/1875958008414708003?s=46

Tranmere Rovers FC (@TranmereRovers) on X

❔ Trent to Tranmere, Roy? Nah, we're alright thanks.

#TRFC #SWA

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 5:30 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1876030228881105174?

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Patriots fired HC Jerod Mayo, league sources tell ESPN.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 10:17 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espnbet/status/1876032946400010281?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN BET (@ESPNBET) on X

AARON RODGERS JOINS THE 500-TD CLUB! 👏

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 10:28 PM

https://x.com/lombardihimself/status/1876033914579636311?s=46

David Lombardi (@LombardiHimself) on X

Jauan Jennings has been ejected — he will not reach 1,000 receiving yards this season. He finishes with 975 yards

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 10:31 PM

[serene ivy]

hi. so uhm why is kansans loosing so bad. i thought taylor was good luck

[idle drift]

Kansas City has backups in

[serene ivy]

oh so thats where Mahomes is not there

thanks for the tip. i know nothing of NFL lol i just saw somebody talk about it on twitter

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1876057904295645201?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

AFC wild-card playoff matchups are set:

🏈No. 7 #Broncos at No. 2 #Bills

🏈No. 6 #Steelers at No. 3 #Ravens

🏈No. 5 #Chargers at No. 4 #Texans

🏈No. 1 #Chiefs have the bye.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 12:07 AM

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1876060702999531723?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

NFC wild-card playoff matchups are (mostly) set:

No. 7 #Packers at No. 2 #Eagles

No. 6 #Commanders at No. 3 #Bucs

No. 5 #Vikings/#Lions at No. 4 #Rams

No. 1 seed and bye goes to tonight’s winner of Game 272

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 12:18 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1876064851040280959?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Rams HC Sean McVay told reporters that rookie RB Blake Corum fractured his forearm.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 12:34 AM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/tompelissero/status/1876077676198551653?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1876081492583154164?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The playoff schedule:

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 1:40 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1876094087960682769?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Dolphins owner Stephen Ross announced that HC Mike McDaniel and GM Chris Grier will return in 2025.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 2:31 AM

[lean flower]

lions #1 seed, vikings #5 @ rams next monday night

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ben_baby/status/1876127904452727262?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ben Baby (@Ben_Baby) on X

Bengals WR Ja’Marr Chase becomes the fifth player to win the receiving triple crown since 1970.

Chase’s final numbers:
Receptions — 127 (1st)
Yards — 1,708 (1st)
TDs — 17 (1st)

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 4:45 AM

[cosmic fractal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/s/Oks5HT1cIr
Leaks at Liverpool too

Soon as I opened instagram i got an alternative video too, damn Reddit and Insta are making sure Anfield is known for also having terrible infrastructure

[lean flower]

didn't see this at the etihad js...

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

[cosmic fractal]

@deep flint when you see this help me slap this man silly

https://tenor.com/view/smack-slap-enough-luigi-mario-gif-4653586

Not everyone got that much money sitting around to fix their stadiums

[deep flint]

we literally just fixed this fucking stadium too, anyways no rats running around so I can't be arsed

[deep flint]

130 charges + limited history pre-2008 + Kyle Walker + ratio

@cosmic fractal you're welcome + I'll stop pinging now

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1876261113748459790?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Giants have now released a statement saying coach Brian Daboll and GM Joe Schoen are back.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 1:34 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1876257811308662815?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Jacksonville Jaguars fired Doug Pederson as their head coach, per source.

Pederson’s tenure in Jacksonville ends after three season and a 22-29 record, including 18 losses in the last 23 games.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 1:21 PM

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1876277102145949913?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Bengals fired defensive coordinator Lou Anarumo, per source.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 2:38 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Not star mentioning the rats, btw don’t worry about the pings I’m up early this semester…9am classes

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1876313379591381166?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Seahawks fired offensive coordinator Ryan Grubb after one season, per sources.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 5:02 PM

[lean flower]

i used to have to work at 6am and had 8am classes

[cosmic fractal]

I did get a job with school and it’s remote thankfully 🙂‍↕️

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1876321212550541426?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: #Packers standout WR Christian Watson is believed to have torn his ACL and suffered additional damage, ending his season and putting the beginning of 2025 in jeopardy.

A frustrating reality for that talented pass-catcher.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 5:33 PM

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1876312662331859310?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Tyreek Hill has a new profile picture....

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 4:59 PM

[deep flint]

I need Salah to stop shithousing on Instagram

context:

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1876366454310006828?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is still in concussion protocol.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 8:33 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1876372092402417995?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Saints have requested an interview with #Eagles OC Kellen Moore for their vacant HC position, per me and @MikeGarafolo. Moore's first of this cycle.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 8:55 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Milan won another derby with Pulisic’s help

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1876420117396926736?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Colts have fired DC Gus Bradley.

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 12:06 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1876655063718056103?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Titans fired GM Ran Carthon.

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 3:40 PM

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/CoachspeakIndex/status/1876454007926857760

https://x.com/nwagoner/status/1876506243986247968

Nick Wagoner (@nwagoner) on X

The #49ers have fired special teams coordinator Brian Schneider, sources tell ESPN.

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 5:48 AM

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1876459491434373603?t=bsTHbtMSqHXbNGi0vWP8hw

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Breaking: Former #Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott is signing with the #Chargers, sources tell @NFLonFOX.

Zeke wanted a chance to compete for a Super Bowl and will add valuable experience to the Bolts' offense.

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 2:43 AM

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43310055/rex-ryan-says-convinced-jets-hire-next-coach

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1876371431690256458

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#49ers CB and impending free agent Charvarius Ward said he might not return to San Francisco, not because of anything related to the team, but due to the personal trauma he experienced in California after the passing of his daughter this season. He shared that every time he flies

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 8:53 PM

He shared that every time he flies into the state, it brings back painful memories, and his spouse has already left California because of what happened.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1876372188821160307

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Chicago Bears have sought permission to interview Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy and are awaiting a response from Dallas, sources tell me and @toddarcher.

If the Cowboys don’t allow permission this week, the Bears could interview McCarthy after his exclusive negotiating window

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 8:56 PM

https://sports.yahoo.com/mike-mcdaniel-suggested-tyreek-hill-165129342.html?guccounter=1

https://x.com/StevePalazzolo_/status/1876316683067138118

Steve Palazzolo (@StevePalazzolo_) on X

Hearing multiple QB-needy teams have inquired about Patriots QB Joe Milton

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 5:15 PM

https://x.com/BobbySkinner_/status/1876303075687735585

Bobby Skinner (@BobbySkinner_) on X

So to recap John Mara press conference

Hates the defense, wants Brian Daboll to give up playcalling, the roster isn’t better than 3 years ago, he’s more frustrated than anyone, they didn’t tank but just lost to the Eagles backups but he believes they’re the right guys for the

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 4:21 PM

https://x.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/1876285136221991041

Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) on X

Andrew Berry: Deshaun Watson has had a setback in his recovery from his achilles injury.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 3:10 PM

https://x.com/pauldehnerjr/status/1876277874782842948

Paul Dehner Jr. (@pauldehnerjr) on X

BREAKING: Sources confirm #Bengals part ways with DC Lou Anarumo, OL coach Frank Pollack, LB coach James Bettcher and DL coach Marion Hobby.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 2:41 PM

https://www.nfl.com/news/giants-hc-brian-daboll-gm-joe-schoen-return-fourth-season-3-14-record-2024

https://x.com/dmrussini/status/1876272307385295168

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

Ben Johnson has made it very clear he’s not taking interviews with every organization looking for a HC. If the Jets had a better quarterback situation, there would be more interest.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 2:19 PM

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1876260373021782029

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Multiple sources emphasized last week that the #Jaguars would struggle to attract a top head coach if they kept Trent Baalke. They faced similar challenges during their last coaching search. Owner Shad Khan spoke with many people — but he remains unmoved. Baalke is staying.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 1:31 PM

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1876260830863675813

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

Brian Daboll and Joe Schoen remain with the #Giants, team announces.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 1:33 PM

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1876259460525838785

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Trent Baalke managed to survive as GM in San Francisco during a power struggle with Jim Harbaugh, survived the Urban Meyer debacle, and now remains in place after Doug Pederson's firing.

It’s simply unreal.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 1:28 PM

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1876258222585368884

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Statement from #Jaguars owner Shad Khan, who says GM Trent Baalke is staying.

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 1:23 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1876729456963801123?s=46

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Raiders have fired coach Antonio Pierce following a trying season, despite a flurry at the end, per me, @TomPelissero and @MikeGarafolo.

One and done for Pierce, and Las Vegas is open once again.

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 8:35 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1876737530189496694

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Vikings have signed QB Daniel Jones to the active roster and waived Brett Rypien, per me and @TomPelissero.

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 9:07 PM

[sick perch]

biggest game of sam darnold’s career next week

[lean flower]

star 🤝 windy 🤝 me

laughing at arsenal

[idle drift]

https://x.com/courtneyrcronin/status/1876662235566858537?s=46

Courtney Cronin (@CourtneyRCronin) on X

Poles addressing the head coaching search: "There's going to be some names that you don't expect, that will surprise you."

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 4:08 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1876783417536266552?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

ESPN Source: The Dallas Cowboys denied permission to the Chicago Bears to interview their head coach Mike McCarthy.

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 12:10 AM

no surprises

inb4 they hire rex ryan

[cosmic fractal]

Probably should include apatel (idk if he cares at all but clearly he has his eye on the prem too) but yes

Also he’s the only real Brit among us

Pray for Star again, Erol Musk (Papa Musk, ew) confirmed that his son would love to buy Liverpool

[deep flint]

this is the most bullshitty thing that has ever existed and I've had to read many transfer windows worth of Mbappé and Jude to Liverpool tweets

the local supporter base would never back this

this would be like, create a protest club levels of protest

[cosmic fractal]

Girl the top post on r/soccer literally says that the owners aren’t selling (for now), so DW

[deep flint]

it's just annoying because it's a bullshit rumour people keep bringing up in the discord like... we have already discussed it enough piss off

[lean flower]

https://x.com/MaioccoNBCS/status/1876819420024099126?s=19

Matt Maiocco (@MaioccoNBCS) on X

Nick Sorensen will not return as 49ers defensive coordinator, a league source said. The hope is that the 49ers can retain him on Kyle Shanahan’s staff. There are a few attractive options for the 49ers to now consider for the D.C. role.

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 2:33 AM

[cosmic fractal]

Barca is officially back with Olmo and Victor

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1876736519483855326

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Raiders limited owner Tom Brady is expected to be part of a collaborative committee to interview head coaching candidates and support team owner Mark Davis, per league sources.

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 9:03 PM

https://www.nfl.com/news/bill-belichick-potential-nfl-return-raiders-tom-brady-multiple-teams

https://x.com/spotrac/status/1877040170421174374?t=0HTKmvwQ9owjSWnEDqx_LA

Spotrac (@spotrac) on X

Dak Precott holds a league-high $89.9M cap figure with the #Cowboys in 2025.

Even if (when) Dallas processes a full salary conversion, the lowest his cap hit can be for the upcoming season is $52.7M.

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 5:10 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1876732011576016984

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Raiders are retaining GM Tom Telesco, per source.

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 8:45 PM

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1876729955897524497

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

The Raiders endured a 10-game losing streak during Antonio Pierce’s only season as full-time head coach. It was also the first time they went winless against AFC West opponents since 2006.

Several players continued to voice support for Pierce after the season, and he admitted he

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 8:37 PM

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1876666176962720240?t=jLx_YDErVHMACYESrmKQBQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Jaguars have requested to interview the following candidates for HC, including former #Jets HC Robert Saleh.

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 4:24 PM

[lean flower]

[cosmic fractal]

Pray not for Star but Bentacur for that nasty concussion he possibly got

[deep flint]

second leg I give zero fucks for losing

also Bergvall should have been sent off

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1877143327146918198?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The NFL has announced that the #Vikings-#Rams playoff game is still being planned for LA. But there is a contingency plan.

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 12:00 AM

[idle drift]

https://www.nhl.com/news/calgary-flames-at-los-angeles-kings-january-8-2025-postponed#:~:text=NEW YORK -- In light,. 653%2C has been postponed.

[lean flower]

u know it’s bad when all the fires somehow made traffic less worse than it usually is

used to live in la but this match would’ve not been affected as the arena is sort of far from all those fires

[cosmic fractal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/kvZez7xkWz
not the spurs mascot trying to steal Van Dijk away from Liverpool

[idle drift]

https://www.8newsnow.com/investigators/las-vegas-raider-charles-snowden-thought-he-was-in-florida-during-dui-arrest-videos-show/

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1877383693192331682?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Colts have begun their defensive coordinator search, with former #Bengals DC Lou Anarumo and longtime NFL coach Steve Wilks among those expected to interview next week, per sources.

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 3:55 PM

[deep flint]

lmaoooooooooo Dyche got sacked

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1877415810295075150?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

#Ravens WR Zay Flowers (knee) is out for Saturday's game vs. the #Steelers.

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 6:03 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1877430232606515280?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Raiders have fired GM Tom Telesco.

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 7:00 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Lmao his dad called into a radio show and had the kid apologize

[cosmic fractal]

Rip to wathombe’s team today

[lean flower]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1877437004335423592?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

BREAKING: Georgia QB Carson Beck is planning to opt out of the 2025 NFL Draft and enter the transfer portal, per @PeteNakos_

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 7:27 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1877457114370539990?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers completed an interview with Robert Saleh for their vacant DC position.

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 8:47 PM

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1877458499434688915?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Chargers are listing RB J.K. Dobbins (ankle) and WR Quentin Johnston (thigh) as questionable for Saturday's playoff vs. Houston. WR Josh Palmer (foot) is out.

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 8:52 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1877452558119191002?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

Insane: Since 2017, #Broncos HC Sean Payton's record against bald head coaches is 30-12 (.714).

#Bills HC Sean McDermott better watch out.

🤯🤯🤯

(h/t @XanB21)

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 8:29 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1877514764579971323?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Vikings-#Rams has been moved to Arizona.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 12:36 AM

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/heatnationcom/status/1877483457766469656?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Heat Nation (@HeatNationCom) on X

Miami Heat president Pat Riley on allegations that he’s ‘washed’: ‘Maybe I am’ https://t.co/InBDqYyaOe

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 10:31 PM

[deep flint]

https://fixupx.com/jamespearcelfc/status/1877667895037063305?s=46&t=3dKcjHZdlkLV4G2p09CjnA

I AM FINALLY GETTING CHIESA BALL THAT I CAN WATCH

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1877710441062805664?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The NFL has announced that the #Jets and #Browns, in addition to the #Jaguars, will play in London in 2025.
 
Tottenham Hotspur Stadium will host the games featuring the Jets and the Browns, while the Jaguars will return to Wembley Stadium.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 1:33 PM

[sick perch]

embarrassing themselves overseas <<<

[idle drift]

https://nypost.com/2025/01/08/sports/bengals-jermaine-burton-accused-of-assaulting-19-year-old-woman/

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1877719092863365538?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Snoop Dogg will host NFL Honors presented by Invisalign, an Align Technology brand, on Thursday, Feb. 6 at the Saenger Theater in New Orleans.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 2:08 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1877754634275618910?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Former #Jets coach Robert Saleh will interview on Thursday for the vacant #Raiders head coaching job, source said. He'll have the #Jaguars two days prior.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 4:29 PM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1877759494098157815?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

welcome back flacco

[idle drift]

Is he even going to play again?

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1877766907555672366?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Eagles coach Nick Sirianni says QB Jalen Hurts has cleared the NFL’s concussion protocol and is good to go vs the #Packers.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 5:18 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Idc what tier it is, someone said Barca is coming for Rashford

SB prepare yourself

[lean flower]

joever

we can barely afford to register olmo no shot

[lean flower]

how is barca even in rumours when they can only afford to pay with peanuts smh my head

no shot luis diaz wants to come here too

[lean flower]

https://x.com/espn/status/1877774506925736111?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

ESPN (@espn) on X

Breaking: Georgia transfer quarterback Carson Beck has committed to Miami, sources told @PeteThamel.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 5:48 PM

[cosmic fractal]

Will he bring Alisha with him is the big question

[lean flower]

https://x.com/reshadfcb/status/1877760094089199643?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadFCB) on X

(🌕) BREAKING: Barcelona has decided to go for Rashford! They want him on loan. @tjuanmarti #Transfers 💣🚨🚨🚨

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 4:51 PM

bruh

why

[cosmic fractal]

Someone said bc your depth is lacking

Not Moyes being considered for the Everton job

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1877791360708677793?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Patriots now have completed a virtual interview with Ben Johnson for their head coach position.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 6:55 PM

[warm granite]

moysey going back to everton sounds decent tbh

[lean flower]

https://www.si.com/college/lsu/football/report-lsu-football-wr-kyren-lacy-wanted-on-multiple-charges-following-hit-and-run-01jh8tpd4wv4

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1877808240295092716?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Dolphins have fired special teams coordinator Danny Crossman and WRs coach and pass game specialist Wes Welker.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 8:02 PM

araujo might leave

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1877803176184688688?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has declared Jan. 10, 2025 as Mike Evans Day throughout the entire state to honor the Buccaneers receiver and future Hall of Famer.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 7:42 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/ChicagoBears/status/1877483013056967149?s=19

Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) on X

We have completed an interview with head coach candidate Pete Carroll.

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 10:30 PM

[idle drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1877868922738704743

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Louisiana State Police have issued an arrest warrant for former LSU receiver Kyren Lacy, who is accused of causing a crash that killed a 78-year-old man on Dec. 17 and then fleeing the scene without rendering aid or calling authorities.

https://t.co/mw2sIUbtzo

Twitter · Jan 11, 2025, 12:03 AM

[lean flower]

https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1877847706460127454?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-gif-13234326536776143828

this is why im a vegetarian, thats disgusting

[lean flower]

well normal carnivores do not eat squirrel

he also brought raccoon to the dressing room lol and encouraged his teammates to try it

props to u tho i tried doing it a few times but only made it a few weeks/months

[cosmic fractal]

🫡 easier when your parent was already vegetarian since you could remember

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1877867933684154555?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Jets completed a virtual interview with Chiefs defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo for their Head Coach position.

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 11:59 PM

i’m hispanic so our cuisine is not very veg friendly

[cosmic fractal]

neither is authentic chinese cuisine really, and no one in the mainland seems to accept it; last time i went to beijing (2019) my relatives asked if we were vegetarian bc we were religious (we aren't), and i know ppl at our hotel struggled to get waiters to understand veganism too

[lean flower]

https://x.com/jfowlerespn/status/1877911309939044696?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Former #Bears head coach Matt Eberflus is involved in the #Bengals defensive coordinator search, per sources.

Eberflus, fired by Chicago on Nov. 29, should be in the coordinator mix league-wide as the carousel spins.

Twitter · Jan 11, 2025, 2:52 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1877709984550535663?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 Altay Bayindir will play against Arsenal on Sunday. #mufc

Twitter · Jan 10, 2025, 1:32 PM

pray for windy

[cosmic fractal]

Oh I saw DW

Actually instead of praying since @sick perch is not helping me rn can any of you take a chance at interpreting Glorilla lyrics relating to NBA stuff for my FLO album writeup

All I got from a website is

“Cuh in the club with his gun on his Ja Morant (Glo).”

The line refers to Memphis Grizzlies NBA player Ja Morant’s Instagram live in March 2023, when he was seen clutching a gun in a nightclub, which resulted in his suspension for two games.

[deep flint]

Trent is doing Jude celebration now

just send him to Madrid before the window ends so we can sign Kvara

[deep flint]

I am no longer praying for anyone until further notice except for more Federico Chiesa bangers

maybe also SB if Walker plays

[deep flint]

yeah no but they are playing Ederson (oh how the tables turn) at GK and Gundogan is captain

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1878138665710354932?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Bears now have completed an interview with head coach candidate Ben Johnson.

Twitter · Jan 11, 2025, 5:55 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1878123223054737574?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Schrager: Ben Johnson, Raiders picking up “way more steam” in league circles last 48 hours.

Twitter · Jan 11, 2025, 4:54 PM

[warm granite]

Man City hitting 8 past Salford

If Mini Utd is the reason City get their confidence back...

[idle drift]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1878167258649825649?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Falcons have fired defensive coordinator Jimmy Lake, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. A significant change for Atlanta.

Raheem Morris became more heavily involved in the defense as the season went on, a sign that improvement was needed. They'll have a new DC in 2025.

Twitter · Jan 11, 2025, 7:49 PM

[cosmic fractal]

@lean flower you might be free from walker soon, Pep says

He’s asked to explore a chance to go abroad and “end his career”

[cosmic fractal]

I’m- not Milan trying to bail out city !?!?!

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1878208376334602357?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1878158682946523197?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Packers signed QB Sean Clifford to the 53-man roster, allowing them to make him their emergency QB tomorrow.

Jordan Love and Malik Willis are both good to go, but were limited this week. A little insurance.

Twitter · Jan 11, 2025, 7:14 PM

[lean flower]

chargers...

[idle drift]

https://x.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1878244680694948047

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami) on X

LAC 12 - 32 HOU
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.

Twitter · Jan 12, 2025, 12:56 AM

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1878244752983789964?s=46&t=s1R-7HzsnkUJ9sCIcN_sxg

[lean flower]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1878246345125118315?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

NFL (@NFL) on X

Despite the loss, Ladd McConkey's 197 receiving yards were the MOST EVER by a rookie WR in a playoff game ⚡️

Twitter · Jan 12, 2025, 1:03 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1878269388731638257?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Steelers have now trailed by double digits at halftime in five consecutive playoff games.

Twitter · Jan 12, 2025, 2:34 AM

[cosmic fractal]

I like Lamar Jackson. When he throws the ball I go ‘yes!’. When he runs the ball i say ‘go!’
-someone on the DD on PH

[cosmic fractal]

I pray that apatel’s senses are right about today’s game

Pls show up guys like you did against pool

[deep flint]

too many other problems for you to fix but okay

[deep flint]

in other news we are like, 72 hours from Slot having the best night of sleep in months when we finally send Nuno to the Arne Slot penitentiary

[sick perch]

it’s time to have a conversation

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1878461631186801106?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Patriots are expected to hire Mike Vrabel as their new head coach, per me and @TomPelissero. The clear favorite from the beginning.

A former All-Pro in New England and member of the team’s Hall of Fame, Vrabel lands at his top choice. Back with his old team.

Twitter · Jan 12, 2025, 3:18 PM

[deep flint]

pray for Windy

1-1 vs Arsenal and United is a man down

[deep flint]

oh boy FT and going to extra time

[warm granite]

scrappy 120 min goal i believe

[idle drift]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1878307464140967958

[warm granite]

counting that as a 2-1 scrappy win, ball knowledge impeccable

[lean flower]

are we cooking arsenal

[lean flower]

https://x.com/cameronwolfe/status/1878510491670118670?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Cameron Wolfe (@CameronWolfe) on X

Bills slot CB Taron Johnson has cleared concussion protocol. He has a neck injury, questionable to return.

Twitter · Jan 12, 2025, 6:32 PM

[lean flower]

[cosmic fractal]

@ember nebula thank you and we like to talk shit about each other’s teams in this thread lololol

[cosmic fractal]

Thank you for your prayers and support, also thank beeozan’s home country for Altay

[ember nebula]

Thank you! I was looking for this thread but didn’t know where it was!

Who’d you get for round 4? We’re hosting Bournemouth, which any other season would be glorious.

But this season who knows.

[cosmic fractal]

Idk I’ll look later I woke up 20min ago

[lean flower]

leicester

[cosmic fractal]

Really? Okay I spent searching the sub for the past few min and it wasn’t there

[warm granite]

yeah man utd vs leicester, plymouth vs liverpool, villa vs spurs, leyton orient/derby vs man city are the main ones of interest here

[cosmic fractal]

You forgot that wathombe is an Everton fan

[warm granite]

oh yeah

everton vs bournemouth

and pne (my team) is playing on tuesday and if they win they'll be against wycombe

[cosmic fractal]

Good luck and keep an eye out for Tyler Adams and that Dejan kid who’s last name is too long for me

[warm granite]

city essentially being handed a bye into the 5th round is very lucky

[ember nebula]

Yeah Tyler’s first game back was against us in what was the death knell for Dyche.

[ember nebula]

Wycombe is having a good season (I say bc I pay attention to Wrexham now).

[warm granite]

yeah i don't even know if we'll win against charlton tbh

everything points to us winning but we're in the rotting in the mid table part of our season so who knows

[lean flower]

vardrid

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1878546795552178324?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

With the #Bills cruising to a win over the #Broncos… the AFC Field is:

No. 4 #Texans at No. 1 #Chiefs
No. 3 #Ravens at No. 2 #Bills

Twitter · Jan 12, 2025, 8:57 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1878576570983715251?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Eagles LB Nakobe Dean, who was carted to the locker room, has already been ruled out with a knee injury.

Twitter · Jan 12, 2025, 10:55 PM

[cosmic fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/marisol-telenovela-sbt-televisa-soap-opera-gif-17835700

Ac Milan really wants walker

Who on that board wants him I just want to talk

[lean flower]

delulu

pray for packer fans they lost one of their starting linemen and now one of their wideouts most likely

https://x.com/chicagobears/status/1878589080218513484?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) on X

We have completed an interview with head coach candidate Ron Rivera.

Twitter · Jan 12, 2025, 11:45 PM

[cosmic fractal]

The name of Zlatan’s cologne that he gave the board:

[lean flower]

https://x.com/willragatz/status/1878603259629424857?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Will Ragatz (@WillRagatz) on X

The Eagles’ win over the Packers means the Vikings-Rams winner will be going to Detroit (if TB wins tonight) or Philly (if WAS wins) next week

Twitter · Jan 13, 2025, 12:41 AM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1878655869086568879?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Divisional Round schedule:

Saturday:
- 4:30 ET: Texans at Chiefs
- 8:00 ET: Commanders at Lions

Sunday:
- 3:00 ET: Vikings/Rams at Eagles
- 6:30 ET: Ravens at Bills

Twitter · Jan 13, 2025, 4:10 AM

hou/kc: espn
was/det: fox
min or la/phi: nbc
rav/bills: cbs

[lean flower]

polar bear in arlington texas

[sick perch]

jayden daniels savior of the league

[lean flower]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1878828189482614846?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Eagles LB Nakobe Dean, at the tail end of a breakout season, suffered torn patellar tendon in his knee and is out for the playoffs, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

A tough blow for Philly and for Dean, who has a long road to recovery. He’ll likely miss the start of next season.

Twitter · Jan 13, 2025, 3:35 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1878837982913794323?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

With Cowboys HC Mike McCarthy eligible to talk to other teams after midnight Tuesday, there still haven’t been any negotiations on a new deal with Dallas, per sources. It’s now looking like McCarthy will indeed become a coaching free agent, with Chicago and New Orleans both

Twitter · Jan 13, 2025, 4:14 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1878850049872212440?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Sources: Mike McCarthy is out as #Cowboys coach.

The sides couldn’t agree on length of contract and McCarthy will pursue other opportunities. He leaves Dallas with a winning record and three playoff appearances.

Twitter · Jan 13, 2025, 5:02 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1878859662935613695?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Cowboys' handling of negotiations and money is downright baffling: They basically sat out free agency last year, dragged their feet with player extensions, and created unnecessary drama with CeeDee Lamb and Dak Prescott by waiting until the 11th hour to get deals done. And

Twitter · Jan 13, 2025, 5:40 PM

[lean flower]

https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/1878890893975134535?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

The #Giants are allowing executive advisor to the GM Ryan Cowden out of his current deal and he is expected to join the #Patriots’ front office under Eliot Wolf, sources tell me and @RapSheet. Nothing finalized but the former #Titans exec will soon reunite with Mike Vrabel.

Twitter · Jan 13, 2025, 7:44 PM

[sick perch]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laugh-funny-lol-lmaoo-gif-2559008458730455745

[lean flower]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1878988578002555207?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Deion Sanders and Jerry Jones have spoken about the Cowboys’ head coaching job, as @Schultz_Report reported. Their talks will continue.

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 2:12 AM

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https://x.com/colleenwolfe/status/1879005807733518689?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Colleen Wolfe (@ColleenWolfe) on X

I’m told the Falcons are interviewing Lou Anarumo for the vacant defensive coordinator position this week. A reunion with Jessie Bates ahead??

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 3:21 AM

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https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1879220284018008547?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Bears’ interview with Mike McCarthy is now set for Wednesday, per sources.

After parting ways with the #Cowboys, McCarthy has interest from multiple teams. But the Bears — whom McCarthy has beaten more (19 times) than any other NFL team — get the first crack.

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 5:33 PM

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i mean he just looks like a bears coach

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https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1879235074333520042

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Texans waived WR Diontae Johnson.

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 6:32 PM

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https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/1879243858514735427?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

#Rams TE Tyler Higbee was spitting up a little blood last night and that’s why he was sent to the hospital, per Sean McVay, who said Higbee traveled home with the team and incredibly expects to play against the #Eagles this Sunday.

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 7:07 PM

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1879251485579784353?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Steelers are signing former Miami Dolphins QB Skylar Thompson, per his agents @_SportsTrust.

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 7:37 PM

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I take it back I heart NZ for forest’s Chris Wood /s

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https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1879253916208222688?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

Yikes: WR Diontae Johnson was reportedly angry in the locker room after the #Texans playoff win, likely due to a lack of involvement on offense.

He was cut this morning...

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 7:47 PM

before anyone says it pray for me

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LMAO

I thought you would win damn

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Karma from Pep’s wife

(They split up)

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Pray for Star as well since the game was also a tie, couldn’t defeat Forest smh

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a little hard when they just parked the bus with prime Neuer for 90 minutes

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Well hello to you too star

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https://x.com/City_Xtra/status/1879118262371520788

City Xtra (@City_Xtra) on X

#ManCity have already rejected loan offers for James McAtee this month and while the 22-year-old is in demand, @ManCity are not welcoming bids for him.

[via @SamLee]

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 10:48 AM

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https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1879274381756801024?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Two big injury updates for the #Lions during today’s (estimated) practice:
— RB David Montgomery (knee) was a full participant.
— CB Terrion Arnold (foot) was a full participant.

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 9:08 PM

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im so sorry pep for laughing but my love life ain’t great either

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10/10 no notes

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https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1879515521449923044?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Colts will host the NFL’s first regular season game in Berlin next season.

Twitter · Jan 15, 2025, 1:06 PM

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https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1879562534891778386?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Cowboys have interest in and are expected to interview former #Jets coach Robert Saleh for the vacant head coach position, source said. Would be their first known request.

Twitter · Jan 15, 2025, 4:13 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/OOCCouchGags/status/1879600192288415943

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https://x.com/ChicagoBears/status/1879578703618863272?s=19

Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) on X

We have completed an interview with head coach candidate Arthur Smith.

Twitter · Jan 15, 2025, 5:17 PM

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First Moyes match LFG

Well, I guess 500th Moyes match or something, but first of the 2020s.

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https://vxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1879607664042549525?s=46&t=Yvs33Gr_lh-6KS4AY-S2FQ