pekkas-playhouse

[solid plinth]

Bmw

[ancient kernel]

Omw to the mall to buy more Estée Lauder pleasures

[runic sun]

They way I choose a car is different from how you choose them, that’s all

[ancient kernel]

Pray tell

[runic sun]

Eh I’ve ran out

[ancient kernel]

Enlighten me

[runic sun]

Buy me more

[solid plinth]

The most common car to see in England is a Corsa

[ancient kernel]

Maybe if you weren’t so hard to get I would

[runic sun]

Lmao

I’m gonna buy a different one

[ancient kernel]

And here I was thinking older women didn’t play games smh

[runic sun]

What games am I playing?

[ancient kernel]

All of them

[runic sun]

Like what

[ancient kernel]

#global-chat message

Playing with my heart

😞

[runic sun]

Aww

[solid plinth]

😂

[ancient kernel]

Okay but seriously

How do you pick out a car

[solid plinth]

Just look on the internet and find one u like

[runic sun]

I feel like you’re gonna laugh at how I pick a car 😂

[solid plinth]

And then buy the most expensive one you find

[ancient kernel]

Who me? Little old me?

I would never

[runic sun]

🌚

[ancient kernel]

🌚

[solid plinth]

Even if it cost 3million

[runic sun]

Color first lol, gas mileage, safety features

[ancient kernel]

Color first

Very interesting

[runic sun]

And I want rain sensors for the wipers lmao

[ancient kernel]

Auto wipers?

[runic sun]

Adaptive cruise control because I’m lazy when driving long distances

[ancient kernel]

Lord have mercy

[runic sun]

🌚

[ancient kernel]

Ruby getting fancy in this mf

[runic sun]

It’s not fancy

It’s a Ford edge after all 🌚

[ancient kernel]

Adaptive cruise control is kinda getting there

Ngl

[umbral obsidian]

Ok, but cars come in any color you want

[ancient kernel]

^

[umbral obsidian]

So how do you pick based on that?

[ancient kernel]

Yeah that’s the part I don’t get the most

[runic sun]

I only want black or white

[ancient kernel]

Just go to the dealer and tell him what color you want

[umbral obsidian]

Every car comes in that color

[ancient kernel]

And if it doesn’t, you can have it painted

[runic sun]

If the dealership doesn’t have it with the other features that I want, I go somewhere else

[ancient kernel]

High maintenance woman

[runic sun]

I don’t wanna bother with getting it painted

[sterile drum]

This has become new global👀

[ancient kernel]

I like that

[umbral obsidian]

But you are still the same old simp

[runic sun]

High maintenance when it comes to big purchases lol

[ancient kernel]

Fair

So the Estée Lauder wasn’t quite as big of a decision

[runic sun]

No but I’ve been using that perfume for years

[ancient kernel]

I’m assuming Estée Lauder has more than one

[runic sun]

Yes but I just like that particular one

[ancient kernel]

Which one

[runic sun]

Pleasures

[ancient kernel]

Oh I see

takes notes vigorously

[runic sun]

😂😂

You’re amusing lol

[ancient kernel]

It’s Valentine’s Day in like 10 months

Gotta be prepared

[runic sun]

🌚

[vivid moss]

Lul

[runic sun]

Past your bedtime wiz

[ancient kernel]

It really is

I gotta be up in 4 hours for my hospital shift

[runic sun]

Good luck with that

[ancient kernel]

Goodnight Ruby 😀

[runic sun]

Good night

[sterile drum]

Simp? Huh

[stray ledge]

@zealous estuary

[umbral obsidian]

Those be the facts

[sterile drum]

Good art

[runic sun]

Really nice ultra

[stray ledge]

tyty

[sterile drum]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-my-boy-perfect-high-five-good-job-jersey-shore-gif-12676463

[stray ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-fabulous-hair-flip-karaoke-gif-5959070

[vivid moss]

No..

[runic sun]

wait is drag queen against the tos lmao

i typed in edrag queen charge and the game said no

[sterile drum]

U are below 16?

[runic sun]

bruh do i look like 6 year

[steep rain]

No but you act like one

[sterile drum]

I can't see how u look btw
I didn't say u are 6💀

[runic sun]

i cant type the number one on my key bord

[sterile drum]

Oh

[sterile drum]

Sixteen😏

[sterile drum]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-valak-bonnie-aarons-the-nun-creepy-gif-18917136

[karmic coral]

Aaaaaaaa

[quaint folio]

a

[runic sun]

no

[karmic coral]

Yes

[runic sun]

Hi

[ancient cradle]

hi

[runic sun]

How can I get additional roles?

[soft ore]

1000 IQ queen

[runic sun]

Lol

[fallen cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622172642832547840/833684832201998396/caption.gif

[zealous estuary]

Absolutely love!!

[velvet dove]

LOL

[stray ledge]

thanks :))

[tidal sandal]

the bottom plane does exist but it doesn't have that many engines

honestly you can tell those all don't exist except this one like

why would you put 4 wings and 8 engines when 2 engines get it done

and it doesn't follow physics

or the one with like 200 engines on its wings it wouldn't even be able to stay in the air the engines would create too much drag

cause the wings are pretty much useless at that point

[sterile drum]

Clickbaits

[tough flax]

@tidal sandal they all exist

The first is an edited Emirates 777, second is an edited an124 cossack

Third is an a380 but heightened

[cyan cliff]

why does that look like whiteknight, the plane used to fly a sub-orbital craft high enough?

[tidal sandal]

well yeah edited @tough flax

not really like that is what i meant

[sand spear]

Link your API token via #bot-operations to see if ur qualified for roles such as Legends or Star Lord.

[fallow spindle]

i

[clever ibex]

Yo can somebody post this in another server?

[tough flax]

No

Break the chain

[karmic coral]

Bahaah

[fallen cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813982446869151744/833764877025148938/5CiRL4pT4U7lom5l.mp4

[steep rain]

They forgot about Antonov 225

[tough flax]

Shit

Meant an225 not 124

Cossack not the condor lol

Only 1 produced

[steep rain]

Well basically sister like

[tough flax]

yea

wayy better than the c5

[tidal sandal]

that seems real

[tough flax]

It is real

[tidal sandal]

they have a plane called the beluga

it's pretty interesting

[tough flax]

“They”

Beluga ain’t Russian

Ukrainian*

[tidal sandal]

there's a plane called beluga

[steep rain]

“The Antonov An-225 was initially developed as an enlargement of the Antonov An-124 to transport Buran-class orbiters. The only An-225 airplane was completed in 1988.”

Despite only being one in existence

[tough flax]

rip buran

There was another an225 discovered in some Ukraine warehouse

[steep rain]

Ah yes the Beluga

[tough flax]

Wasn’t completed

[fallen cypress]

Big ass plane

[steep rain]

Air Beluga basically a cargo plane but referencing a typical A300-600 version

Got a cargo version of a 747 as well

[tough flax]

Typically flies from Paine field to like Nagoya

[steep rain]

C5 Galaxy or Antonov 225 best looking one

[tough flax]

124 supremacy

[steep rain]

Nah Beluga

[cold verge]

Nice cat

But I prefer dogs

[vivid moss]

cute cat

[velvet mulch]

cats better

[frozen spindle]

i’ve only had dogs😶

[tough flax]

Day 20 I think of waifus

Or was it 19

[runic sun]

Hi @tough flax

[tough flax]

hi

[thorny ivy]

bro why the bread look so unfinished

she cute tho

[tough flax]

cuz

it’s a baguette

[thorny ivy]

ik

[tough flax]

it’s plain

[thorny ivy]

lol

[tough flax]

🥖

[thorny ivy]

okey

[tough flax]

Smh I need diversity among fanarts

[elder crane]

anyong good at TH10

I have mostly max troops and know GoBowitch and zap drags well

[snow wasp]

Yep

[elder crane]

how would you attack it

[snow wasp]

Hmm

Tbh it's a max th10 bro

[elder crane]

yeah ik

[snow wasp]

Impossible for 3 star

[elder crane]

nah

people 3 star without sieges all the time

I can get max troops and sieges

[snow wasp]

If you want 2 stars get a battle blimp

I mean you won't get a seige 💩

Th 9 can get seige ?

[elder crane]

no

[snow wasp]

From when lmao

[elder crane]

Im th10

[snow wasp]

Oh ok ok

So get a bb

Inside max loons

And drag zap

[elder crane]

ok

thanks

[snow wasp]

That will be all

[elder crane]

I should be able to get an inferno and air defense with bb

[snow wasp]

Bro try getting the inferno with lightning

It's multi so you will be screwed

[elder crane]

cant takes 5 lighting

[snow wasp]

Try getting the infernos

Hmm

So try getting by spawning some drags over there

I mean if there were set on single

There was no worry

It takes way too long to kill all the drags one by one for a inferno

But the multii just fries them

It's a bit harder

Tbh

[elder crane]

I like the bb idea

smart

[snow wasp]

Or you can try avoiding the infernos

[elder crane]

im going for a 3

[snow wasp]

Hmm

What's your queen level ?

[elder crane]

40

[snow wasp]

That's awesome

You got miners ?

And hogs ?

[elder crane]

yup

max on both

[snow wasp]

Omg

That's all

Voilà

[elder crane]

im decent at queen walk miners

[snow wasp]

Go with the hybrid friend

[elder crane]

ok bet

[snow wasp]

Get a SB and smash it

Hybrid knocks a half th11 bro

No joke

Very very powerful strategy

[elder crane]

ok thanks

[snow wasp]

If you know how t

[elder crane]

ill practice it a couple of ti8mes

[snow wasp]

To

Yep

Practise makes it better

[elder crane]

ofc

[snow wasp]

Better start with creating funnels

Thats the first step

And hard ones

After that

Try saving your miners and hogs at the same time by dropping some healtg

Spell

[elder crane]

ok

[snow wasp]

You can find hybrid attacks on YT

[elder crane]

yeah ill look rn

thanks for the help

[snow wasp]

Np

[twilit hare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741480772510154843/833878385234542592/20210419_031555.jpg

[runic sun]

Why the heck is my predictive text suggesting this 😭💀

[twilit hare]

u probably say it alot

[runic sun]

I don’t tbh lol

[runic sun]

I can’t remember the last time I typed that 😂

[tough flax]

It’s filtered anyways

Can’t send it at all

[runic sun]

It’s gone lol I reset my phone dictionary

[vivid moss]

[coral egret]

Trash🤮🤮

[vivid moss]

looks like mine 6 months ago looks nice

[merry rivet]

bruh you made me rick roll myself looking for it..

@coral egret

[coral egret]

I want that proof tho

PICTURES

[merry rivet]

I'm LOOKING

[coral egret]

Seems like your stalling

[tough flax]

what

[wispy sedge]

bunny reveal :)

[tough flax]

Holy shit

Rice cooker

u asian?

[wispy sedge]

bunny cooker!

yah

[tough flax]

ah

[wispy sedge]

the bowl says hungry btw 😊

[runic sun]

That’s how you know the home owner is Asian 😂

[fallow spoke]

cute

[thorny ivy]

aww

[wispy sedge]

:D

from taiwan maam

well my mom is

[runic sun]

I got a rice cooker on my counter too lol

[wispy sedge]

i was born here

[glossy sparrow]

That rabbits adorable

[wispy sedge]

:)

ill tell her u say so

[fallow spoke]

hey storm, hows it going?

[wispy sedge]

she became fatter tho 😒

[glossy sparrow]

Aw
whats her name?

Hey bob
Its been good
Wbu?

[fallow spoke]

Eh, mostly good

[wispy sedge]

poofy:)

[fallow spoke]

quarantined until saturday

[wispy sedge]

🤣 she grow alot of hair

fur*

[glossy sparrow]

Ooof
More scratches bonding with twitchy then

Poofy is cutest rabbit

[wispy sedge]

:)

[fallow spoke]

actually, twitchy got in a fight with one of the dogs I think

not too sure

[wispy sedge]

wth.

one time a cat came into backyard

and scared the living shit out of one of my bunnies 🥺

[glossy sparrow]

Is she ok?

[fallow spoke]

does this explain everything? xD

[fallow spoke]

yeah, should be all healed up in a week or so

[glossy sparrow]

Glad to hear that :D

[fallow spoke]

dog goes to play with the cat, the cat bites the dog and the dog took offense XD

[glossy sparrow]

Somethings never change :3

[fallow spoke]

yeah, one of these days she'll learn

[glossy sparrow]

X

[fallow spoke]

got my leg pretty well earlier, she's taken to attacking feet lmao

[glossy sparrow]

How many do you have?

[wispy sedge]

cuatro :)

[glossy sparrow]

I have no idea what that means lmao

[fallow spoke]

4

[glossy sparrow]

Ty bob

[fallow spoke]

np

glad all those years in spanish finally came in handy

[cunning remnant]

@sand spear rate skin out of 10

[sand spear]

ngl 7

[cunning remnant]

hmm

[sand spear]

that’s excluding my knowledge of how rare that skin is

[cunning remnant]

thats fair

the best part of this skin is the pax symbol on his cape

[sand spear]

agreed

[sand spear]

What’s your fav skin in the game?

idk what mine is tbh

[cunning remnant]

This

[sand spear]

I like project pyke but I don’t even have that skin

[sand spear]

lol

[cunning remnant]

i have that skin

and i feel so much more alpha in it

[sand spear]

Dunking on people with pyke’s ult on that skin just makes me feel like badass

https://youtu.be/MXrH7hBUAT8 mans voice is so deep

[vernal ocean]

pekka

[cedar ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-gif-5593963

[solid vessel]

Adventure Time
Come on grab your friends
We'll go to very distant lands
With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human
The fun will never end, it's Adventure Time!

[wheat dagger]

I like you

[split oxide]

🤯

[ashen oxide]

This man save the earth!!!

[ancient kernel]

Okay

[sterile drum]

Hi chibi

[proud latch]

Wow

They stepped down

Why thou 😂😂

[dusty finch]

lol

[heady cypress]

🤣🤣🤣

[ashen oxide]

Heyyo

Me cool

[zealous estuary]

@twilit thicket please don’t post memes like that, thank you

[rotund plaza]

nooooo

[distant echo]

[sterile drum]

Send link

[molten patio]

Bruhhh

Look what someone just sent

[sterile drum]

I can't find it

[molten patio]

That’s so bad 😔

I kicked him

[sterile drum]

Damn

[tidal leaf]

bloody hell

[rotund plaza]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ea.gp.apexlegendsmobilefps@sterile drum

@sterile drum

[latent lagoon]

awww he just wants some wb's

[molten patio]

😯 💣

[sterile drum]

That request has a deep meaning

And is racist asf

[latent lagoon]

oh didnt read it

[latent lagoon]

just saw he wanted wb's

[rotund plaza]

@sterile drum what phone do u have

[sterile drum]

Can't tell
But it's high end

What's SPECIAL in that game

[rotund plaza]

you can't say what phone you have? ok buddy

[latent lagoon]

welp i didnt read the req msg. yeah thats bad

[molten patio]

lol

[sterile drum]

Android 11

Sharing device names is dangerous

[sterile drum]

🤔

[latent lagoon]

monke is furry so ill ignore for his rights

[dusky cairn]

Monke is monke

Furry is sin

[latent lagoon]

Monke has fur tho. therefore is furry so we should give him rights

[dusky cairn]

That's not what furry is

[latent lagoon]

ik lol

[dusky cairn]

Furry is loser in great wolf lodge costume

Monke is superior species

[latent lagoon]

that guy or girl is awesome

[rotund plaza]

lost some braincells just reading this

[latent lagoon]

what it is they can steal your id from it

[rotund plaza]

I have an Asus ZenFone 5, come hack me @latent lagoon

[latent lagoon]

hickity hackity ur phone is now my property

Done

[rotund plaza]

shit you got me😳

[latent lagoon]

ik my phone now

ill delete ur clash accounts @rotund plaza

[rotund plaza]

noooo😢

[latent lagoon]

then sub to Mr. Beast and Pewdiepie

[rotund plaza]

already did 😏

[latent lagoon]

proof?

[rotund plaza]

you already have the phone, you know it

[latent lagoon]

but everyone else needs to know im not faking it

[sterile drum]

Lol

[sterile drum]

Imagine having asus phones and still can't use that app

[rotund plaza]

ok buddy

[karmic coral]

@rotund plaza shut up nub

[rotund plaza]

@karmic coral ok buddy

[karmic coral]

Triggered

@rotund plaza

[rotund plaza]

ok buddy

[karmic coral]

Cry harder

[rotund plaza]

had to tag me after each reply because no one give you attention lmao

[karmic coral]

@rotund plaza so

[sweet violet]

Huh

[rotund plaza]

isn't that what your dad used to say everytime he beat you up?

[tidal leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/fatdog-dog-funnydog-cute-dog-gif-19059877

[tough flax]

Day 21 of waifus

[slow topaz]

@dusky nova

https://discordgift.site/v8tnS8CJoGmArZz

enjoy

[karmic coral]

Ohh yes daddy

[slow topaz]

[tidal leaf]

not falling for it

[slow topaz]

I mean

ok

[tough flax]

The url is fake

And the person sending himself doesn’t have nitro

:mockinglaughter:

[karmic coral]

Never gonna give you up

[dusky nova]

ty for supporting me w another month

[karmic coral]

I got rickrolled again

[tidal leaf]

lmao

[slow topaz]

welcome

[dusky nova]

appreciate it

[sterile drum]

Bruh

My mom is sleeping in the room and that song started

Thanks

[slow topaz]

oh

[tough flax]

She gonna vibe to it

[dusky nova]

[tough flax]

“Back in my days that song was all over the night bars”

[sterile drum]

Lmao i am supposed to study

[tough flax]

Just say you’re listening to music and forgot to plug in the headphones

[dusky nova]

only the real ones know what a nitro gift link looks like

[sterile drum]

Lol

[tough flax]

Only the ones that’s received them before*

[dusky nova]

yeah that

[karmic coral]

I have recieved one before ,and I still don't

[tough flax]

Received twice

[dusky nova]

6 times

[karmic coral]

A mod here

Gave me one

[dusky nova]

lucky u

[karmic coral]

Judge dredd

[tough flax]

Oliver

[dusky nova]

ohh the oliver guy?

[karmic coral]

Ye

[tough flax]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshi-be-lookin-thicc-bounce-dance-gif-15044709

[sterile drum]

!ui

[karmic coral]

!rob @sterile drum

[sterile drum]

!steal @karmic coral

[tough flax]

https://tenor.com/view/money-crying-woody-harrelson-wiping-tears-with-money-gif-6945518

[sterile drum]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-spank-angry-pissed-off-cry-gif-16950347

[karmic coral]

Wtf

[next anvil]

Man i miss global chat

[tough flax]

What is that clan

Lmao

MY SISTER

[sterile drum]

I entered a clan yesterday and they were planning a marriage

They invited me to marriage
I said do the marriage in my clan

And they agreed

[next anvil]

Lmao

[slow topaz]

@tame pecan

[cedar ermine]

[gray dust]

ass-chat when

[sand spear]

hahaha

[runic sun]

Me and the boys

Looking for some B E A N S

(yes, that's over 150 barbarians in that one screenshot, eradicated an entire th7 with them + heal n' rage)

[zealous estuary]

:o

[violet falcon]

plot twist, theres a giant bomb right in front on the builder hut and destroys all the homies

[runic sun]

There wasn't, but good plot twist

[tidal leaf]

sad face

[violet falcon]

lol

[runic sun]

Smh 😭

Pls delete

[ancient kernel]

Never

That’s my pride and joy

[runic sun]

No wth

Remove pls

[ancient kernel]

[runic sun]

💀

Now pls🌚

[ancient kernel]

🌚

No

[runic sun]

Nowwwww ☹️

[ancient kernel]

What do I get in return

[runic sun]

Nothing, you got that screenshot on your phone lol that’s more than enough

Delete pls ☹️

[ancient kernel]

[runic sun]

Thank you 🤗

[ancient kernel]

[marble blaze]

omg pekkas are the best

#old-rr

[runic sun]

🤔

[fleet harbor]

who ping

tell me now or die

[latent lagoon]

Never

[fleet harbor]

[tough flax]

Oh forgot to comment

Meant to add “newly opened doublestack”

oops

[runic sun]

Bridge would have been enough lol

[tough flax]

Meh

Wanted to make things fancy

[runic sun]

🌚

[ancient kernel]

Dirty

Smh

[runic sun]

I’m afraid to clean them lol

I tried, it was smudging the dirt all over

[ancient kernel]

Just do the sole

Not the upper

Tbh I need to clean a few of my shoes

[runic sun]

Haven’t got the time lol

It’s not crusty though 😂

[ancient kernel]

You don’t have the time to wash them

But you have the time to sit on discord for hours

[runic sun]

Yes

Just being lazy nowadays

[ancient kernel]

Due to covid?

[runic sun]

Mentally tired

[ancient kernel]

What from

[runic sun]

My work

[ancient kernel]

That bad?

[runic sun]

Might look for something else when the job market is better.

maybe because my boss is an ass, idk

[ancient kernel]

Ouch

What’s wrong with him?

[runic sun]

Everything

Just an ass with unrealistic expectations

[ancient kernel]

For example?

[runic sun]

You’ll just say it’s so boring, you’re falling asleep lol

[ancient kernel]

I’m asking for details

That was a joke earlier

[runic sun]

Mhmm

[ancient kernel]

I was falling asleep, but that’s because I barely sleep

Not because you were boring

[runic sun]

Hard to tell when you’re joking and when you’re being serious

[ancient kernel]

That’s what’s so great about it

I can say something wild and most people won’t know if I’m joking or serious

[runic sun]

Great for you

[ancient kernel]

Come on runy

Ruby

[runic sun]

Omg

Got my name wrong again 😭

[ancient kernel]

It’s autocorrect

It’s going to keep on doing it too

[runic sun]

Is runy even a real word?

[ancient kernel]

I had a friend named ruby before

Would constantly hit n instead of b

[runic sun]

💀

You’re phone still hasn’t learned to correct the spelling

[ancient kernel]

It corrected me at first

But I’ve done it so much that it corrects me to the wrong spelling now

[runic sun]

Hmmm ok

[ancient kernel]

Fine I’ll go change it in my phone settings

[runic sun]

Don’t need to

[ancient kernel]

Ruby

Too late now

I did that just for you

[runic sun]

Aww

😂

[ancient kernel]

And they say romance is dead smh

[runic sun]

😑

[fallow spoke]

hold up

you actually ss'd that 💀

[runic sun]

He did 😂

[fallow spoke]

I knew you were lonely wiz but ...

[runic sun]

Is that what you call romance smh wiz 😂

[ancient kernel]

This is romance

[runic sun]

😳

[ancient kernel]

Please ma’am

[runic sun]

Not into that

[ancient kernel]

Your loss

[runic sun]

Sorry it’s not gonna work

[ancient kernel]

I have needs too

Smh

[runic sun]

Ass is a need?

[ancient kernel]

I perish without it

[runic sun]

You’re still alive which means you’re already getting ass

[ancient kernel]

[fallow spoke]

... yikes

[ancient kernel]

I would never cheat on you

[runic sun]

Meh

[ancient kernel]

What’s wrong at work

[runic sun]

Unrealistic expectations

[ancient kernel]

Such as

[runic sun]

I don’t want to think about work

[ancient kernel]

Fair

[runic sun]

That’s why I’m on here talking about mindless stuff

[ancient kernel]

More like talking with mindless people

[runic sun]

More like a mix of both

[ancient kernel]

This is really your relaxation method of choice?

[runic sun]

It requires the least amount of physical activity

[ancient kernel]

Reading requires less

Probably more calming

[runic sun]

Used to bake but cleaning up after sucks

[ancient kernel]

What did you make

[runic sun]

Haven’t found anything worth reading

Cake

[ancient kernel]

Oh you got cake alright 😩

[runic sun]

Dammit why do I set myself up for this 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[ancient kernel]

I think it has to do more with my ability to make a sleazy compliment out of anything

[runic sun]

Yes

You’re good at that

[ancient kernel]

Gotta put the wit to good use

I suppose

[runic sun]

But is that a good use of your wit

[ancient kernel]

Probably not

But if it makes you smile

[runic sun]

🌚

[ancient kernel]

I aim to please

[runic sun]

Ok I’ll make a note of that

[ancient kernel]

You take notes on me?

[runic sun]

Mental note

[ancient kernel]

Lemme see them

[runic sun]

I don’t have actual notes

Just read my mind lol

[ancient kernel]

Give me ur brain

a ha ha

Funny joke

[thorny ivy]

aha nice one

[runic sun]

I don’t get it

I’m slow 😭

[ancient kernel]

Brain or head are other words for BJ

[runic sun]

Oh

[ancient kernel]

Yeah

[runic sun]

Didn’t know that

Kids these days

[ancient kernel]

Kind of a pun

Pretty low effort humor tbf

[runic sun]

Yes I get it now

[ancient kernel]

Kids these days

[runic sun]

You’re one

[ancient kernel]

I wish

I’d give just about anything to be 12 again

[runic sun]

Why

I wouldn’t want to be 20 again

[ancient kernel]

No stress

No anxiety

[runic sun]

Imagine being 12 now

Very different from when I was 12

[ancient kernel]

Wait you mean being 12 in 2021?

[runic sun]

Probably even when you were 12

[ancient kernel]

Probably wouldn’t want that

[runic sun]

Being 12 now would suck lol

[ancient kernel]

Being 12 in the 2000s though

Definitely would take that offer

[runic sun]

Idk if I would

Life is definitely simpler

[ancient kernel]

Wdym

Simpler for current you or 12 year old you

[runic sun]

12 year old me

[ancient kernel]

Or do you mean in the 2000s as opposed to other times

Ah

Come home from middle school and play outside with friends

Not a care in the world

[runic sun]

Yes, kids actually went outside to play

[ancient kernel]

Had so much fun

[runic sun]

But I don’t like going back

[fallow spoke]

|| kids could actually see their friends ||

[ancient kernel]

Now 12 year olds probably go home and make tiktoks

[runic sun]

Sad tbh

[ancient kernel]

Yeah

Like even now I’d much prefer to go do some sort of activity

Rather than game or something

Use social media

So lame

[runic sun]

I only have social media to chat with my sisters

And my mom

[ancient kernel]

Phone number doesn’t work?

[runic sun]

They’re in the Philippines lol expensive to call

[ancient kernel]

Oh damn

I definitely need this backstory

[runic sun]

My mom and dad went back there when they retired. My older sister got a job and was given the option to work there, the youngest one married someone who lives there.

Complete back story lol

[ancient kernel]

Interesting

My assumption was that they never left, just you

I couldn’t imagine marrying someone outside of the US and moving to their country lol

[runic sun]

I like the lifestyle here idk why

[ancient kernel]

Where is here?

Hawaii?

[runic sun]

Canada

[ancient kernel]

Shit

Wrong person

[runic sun]

Lol

[ancient kernel]

I know you live in canada too

Fml

[runic sun]

Ooops all these time you’re talking to the wrong person 😂💀

Rip

[ancient kernel]

You’re definitely the right person

If that helps

[runic sun]

Am I? I feel like it’s a case of mistaken identity 😂

[ancient kernel]

Not at all

[runic sun]

Yeah I think so

You thought I was someone else

[ancient kernel]

oh yeah my bad i just know this other really hot 44 year old asian woman

[runic sun]

🌚

[ancient kernel]

I didnt say that, i just got mixed up, have a friend that lives in Hawaii

Thought it was you for a second

[runic sun]

Mhmm

[ancient kernel]

For all you know i have early onset of dementia

Give me a break

[burnt topaz]

[runic sun]

Dementia is not an excuse

Lol

[ancient kernel]

LMAO

My bad Estée Lauder pleasures

[runic sun]

😭

[ancient kernel]

Ill try to make sure my disease doesn’t affect our conversations anymore

[runic sun]

Why do you keep bringing that up lol

[ancient kernel]

I think its kinda cute

[runic sun]

Was it so bad? I was trying to mess with you 😂😂

Because of the name

[ancient kernel]

I’m going to go to the mall one day and buy it

[runic sun]

Why would you buy it

[ancient kernel]

So that i know what you smell like

Duh

Or i guess i could just get a sample

[runic sun]

Yes a sample would make more sense

[ancient kernel]

What if i want to treat you for Valentine’s Day next year?

[runic sun]

No point in buying it lol

[ancient kernel]

Don’t judge me

[runic sun]

😂

No I’m good lol ty though

[ancient kernel]

Suuuuuure

[runic sun]

🌚

[ancient kernel]

You said you dont like poutine right

[runic sun]

Right

[ancient kernel]

So youre like a social outcast or something?

[runic sun]

😂

Yes ig

[ancient kernel]

Damn

[runic sun]

I also don’t like hockey or tim hortons

[ancient kernel]

Good lord

You really are defective

[runic sun]

In a good way 😌

[ancient kernel]

Agreed

Poutine sounds nasty

Hockey is kinda boring

And I’ve never had Tim hortons

But how good can it really be

[runic sun]

I’d have Tim Hortons if I’m on a road trip and it’s the only thing available in the middle of nowhere

[ancient kernel]

So you’d rather go to mcdonalds than there

[runic sun]

I’d rather just have water

[fallow spoke]

McDonalds is nasty

[ancient kernel]

Doesn’t sound particularly healthy of you

[runic sun]

Me?

[ancient kernel]

Yeah

Shit food > no food

[runic sun]

No

[ancient kernel]

It definitely is

[runic sun]

Just pretend it’s intermittent fasting

[iron pebble]

Lol

[ancient kernel]

Eating smaller meals more frequently is healthier than that

[iron pebble]

Yup

[ancient kernel]

Intermittent fasting is wack

Granted I’m saying all this and never eat breakfast

But that’s besides the point

[runic sun]

Why? Doesn’t it help regulate your insulin levels

[ancient kernel]

Why what

[runic sun]

Every time you eat small meals, it spikes no?

Why is it wack?

[ancient kernel]

Because youre starving yourself

[runic sun]

You don’t eat breakfast so kinda already doing it though

[ancient kernel]

Because i leave the house at 5:30 am

Who tf eats that early

[runic sun]

I don’t eat breakfast either and I leave the house at 8

I’d rather sleep

[ancient kernel]

But i also tend to eat late at night

Not all the time, but i do that

So then i definitely dont want to eat in the morning

[runic sun]

I don’t eat after 8pm, no snacks between meals either

[ancient kernel]

Looking after your figure for me? Thanks

[runic sun]

Lol what figure

[ancient kernel]

Those hips dont lie mama

[runic sun]

I’m not a Latina

[ancient kernel]

So

[runic sun]

I don’t have hips like that lol

[ancient kernel]

Gonna need proof

[runic sun]

No just take my word for it

[ancient kernel]

Sorry, i cant

[runic sun]

Sorry, I can’t either

[ancient kernel]

I’m a very see it to believe it type of person

Oh thats fine

I just think youre curvy

[runic sun]

I don’t think I am 🤔

[ancient kernel]

Yeah thats too bad

You are now

[runic sun]

Why would you even think of that lol

[ancient kernel]

You’re the one thats staying in shape

And telling me about it

[runic sun]

Ok I won’t anymore

[ancient kernel]

Oh please do

[runic sun]

No it’s best if I don’t

[ancient kernel]

Why’s that

[runic sun]

Idk

[ancient kernel]

So modest

[tough flax]

[runic sun]

?

I really hope this is just seasonal allergies 🤧

[ancient kernel]

Sneezing?

[runic sun]

Yes, and watery eyes

Dry throat

[ancient kernel]

When did it start?

[runic sun]

Today

[ancient kernel]

Does going outside make it worse?

[runic sun]

No idea, I haven’t been outside much

Like just to and from car lol

[ancient kernel]

Hmm

Probably is just allergies

Ive been sneezing today as well

[runic sun]

You get allergies too?

[ancient kernel]

Not usually

My throat feels funny

And i honestly haven’t been wearing enough the last week or so

I’m hoping its not a cold or anything

Started yesterday after i left the hospital i believe

[runic sun]

A cold isn’t so bad compared to COVID

Hopefully it’s just allergies

[ancient kernel]

Sneezing isnt a symptom of covid

Sneezing has to do with the upper respiratory tract

COVID attacks the lower respiratory tract

iirc

[runic sun]

So what would be a symptom?

[ancient kernel]

Coughing

Fever, headache

Generalized weakness perhaps

[runic sun]

You have none of that right? you should be ok

[ancient kernel]

I’m not worried ruby

[runic sun]

I always have a headache so that’s not a good indicator for me

Ok

[ancient kernel]

I also have headaches a lot

But they’re related to my horrific sleep patterns

Have one right now lol

[runic sun]

Mine are related to teeth grinding

[ancient kernel]

At night?

Or throughout the day

[runic sun]

Clenching my jaws whenever I’m stressed too

At night

[ancient kernel]

Same

I need to get a night guard

But I’m too lazy

[runic sun]

Like when I’m driving, I clench my jaws

[ancient kernel]

Driving stresses you?

[runic sun]

I was supposed to get my night guard fitted today lol

It does, lots of dumb people on the roads here

[ancient kernel]

Oh

Yeah i guess that applies to here as well

But they dont stress me out per se

[runic sun]

You don’t know how many times I say dumbass on my 20 minute drive home 😂

[ancient kernel]

Make me mad, sure

Oh i can imagine

We have people that stop in traffic circles to let others in

I also almost got into an accident the first time i went to drive my new car cause of some idiot on a tuck who thought he could get into traffic before i caught up

Then he shit his pants and hit the brakes

But was still taking up half my lane

[runic sun]

Truck drivers are the worst

[ancient kernel]

Should have given him the finger

[runic sun]

Next are moms in mini vans 😂

[ancient kernel]

Kinda deserved it

Don’t forget people who drive ford explorers

Let me speed in peace dammit

[runic sun]

Lol

[ancient kernel]

Not much beats the feeling of driving fast

[runic sun]

I usually throw my hands up and look at the other driver with the wtf are you doing expression on my face

[ancient kernel]

Also a solid option

[runic sun]

I like driving fast on an empty highway. But fast for me is still within speed limit lol

How fast do you go?

[ancient kernel]

Do you really want to know

[runic sun]

Ever get a speeding ticket?

I’d like to know in kph please

[ancient kernel]

Once

3 years ago

You’d like to know what

[runic sun]

Kph lol metric

[ancient kernel]

What would you like to know though

I know what kilometers per hour is

[runic sun]

How fast you drive

[ancient kernel]

That entirely depends

[runic sun]

When you got the ticket

[ancient kernel]

Ohhh

[runic sun]

Just that then

[ancient kernel]

Wasn’t even that fast

[runic sun]

So just unlucky that time

[ancient kernel]

118 in a 88

In kph

[runic sun]

Not even that fast

[ancient kernel]

Yeah

[runic sun]

So what’s the top speed?

[ancient kernel]

Fastest I’ve ever gone?

[runic sun]

Yes

[ancient kernel]

200

I haven’t done a top speed run in my new car yet though

[runic sun]

Sorry the English speaking part of my brain malfunctions sometimes lol

[ancient kernel]

Don’t worry about it

[runic sun]

How fast do you think it will go?

[ancient kernel]

I know what you mean, just clarifying

Who knows

Google says it will hit 265

That seems like a little too much for me all things considered

[runic sun]

Where would you be able to drive that fast?

Without getting caught

[ancient kernel]

We have a nice highway around my city

I definitely could do it at night

Have my radar around just in case

[runic sun]

No cameras on the highway?

[ancient kernel]

Would be risky af though, that’s more than twice the speed limit

No lol

Don’t have cameras anywhere here

[runic sun]

We have them around here

[ancient kernel]

Sucks

You should move

We’ll get that Ford Edge moving

[runic sun]

To where

[ancient kernel]

Don’t you worry

[runic sun]

Just because of cameras 😂

[ancient kernel]

Driving fast is what I do to relax

I’d hate cameras

[runic sun]

Driving is not relaxing for me

[ancient kernel]

The speed, the adrenaline

I love it

Open the windows, turn on some mellow music

Heaven

[runic sun]

Maybe if I’m the only car on the road

But too many dumbasses

[ancient kernel]

That’s why you do it at night

[runic sun]

Can’t drive at night

[ancient kernel]

Why not

[runic sun]

Headlights

They’re too bright

There’s something wrong with my eyes

My pupils don’t constrict

[ancient kernel]

Doctor?

[runic sun]

I don’t like wearing glasses

My eyesight is fine, I’m just sensitive to light

[cerulean crystal]

e

[sterile drum]

Bifocal lense can help 😌