LISTEN UP YOU LIL BIG 6FT TALL AND HANDSOME FULL HEAD OF HAIR GUY.

[empty crown]

I might LITTERELY be the greatest Rivals player to ever buy the game.

CURRENT RANK: Big and strong D#
PEAK: GM1 (99/100)
RANK I DESERVE: C1 OR E4
MY AIM: trash
MY DELUSION: IMPRESSIVE
PC: 5090
CREDIT SCORE: 800
HOT SCALE OF 1-10: 6
CAT? YES
EMMA FROST: MOMMY

Listen, hear me out, give me a moment of your time, wait just a second as i explain. You're asking me if I'm in Elo Hell? I can answer that in one word, of course I am. I have some of the best skins in the game, including the recent Psy Tennis skin. I've customized it to be the green and pink version with NO HAT. Any time i play venom, i ALWAYS use the PINK skin (for no specific reason of course). My buddy plays Black Widow and i consistently get MVP in the match every single time he DCs. If that isn't reason enough to why i'm in ELo Hell, let me give you two last exampes: I use the blue swimsuit mantis skin as my homepage background, I keep my keyboard at a 45 degree angle when i play comp, and whenever i get need to get absolutely locked TF in I trim the ends of my socks off for a better grip on to the carpet.

Ok, ok, ok, now I'm not saying I'm the best to ever do it. I'm just saying I'm the best that has ever done it. We focus on the future, not the past here. -Me 5/1/2026

Forgot to add this to the top. Please look below this line of text.

MAINS: Metal helmet, Punchy rock, Blonde woman #1, Blonde woman #2, Cat ears, Gambler, and Thighs.
NAME (WRITE THIS DOWN): DI3ALOT

Last thing I'll say. FISH = TOP PRIORITY. MUST BE ELIMINATED AT ALL COSTS.

[storm badge]

This is probably the weirdest elo submission I've ever seen

[empty crown]

Thank you. Many countless good examples as to why I'm in Elo Hell

[split grove]

🇱 🇴 🇻 🇪

[nocturne temple]

Very motivational. Instead of trimming your socks I could lend you my grippy socks from the vacation my parents sent me on.

[empty crown]

AYOOO. Grippy socks, grippy hitbox.

[candid isle]

This is the greatest most phenomenal thread I've ever read

[empty crown]

You sound like the most intelligent smart guy I know. I mean guy I dont know. Thank you kind stranger.

[jaunty flame]

jay3 you genuinely have to look at this man hes put in so much work

[empty crown]

We gonna get it! GOTTA MANIFEST THE DREAM!

[livid beacon]

This might be the funniest elo hell submissions that I've ever seen

[empty crown]

I SUMMON THE MR JAY 3. PUT ME IN A LOBBY, CALL IT ETERNITY. 3 MINUTES IN, ILL HAVE MVP

[simple lotus]

Is this what peak truly is

[olive maple]

I think ive actually played in your lobbies, some rats just throwing playing rocket the racoon. Keep grinding and maybe youll make it out of ELO hell.

[empty crown]

NO PEAK, ALWAYS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT!

[empty crown]

i dont know what it is... but your vibe tells me you play rocket...

[stoic hornet]

i fear flexxing that much based off ur stats page actually makes u less likely to climb. i used to flex constantly to always have 2-2-2 and was stuck in gm then just played elsa and psy only and climbed gm1-eternity in a day or two 😭