general

[light kettle]

Hmmmm

Why not just sue someone for defamation

And request $48,000 in emotional damages

[rocky quartz]

Ok, I sue you

[wraith bay]

Oop

[light kettle]

No wait not me

[uncut reef]

Yikes

[light kettle]

I don’t have that kind of money

[uncut reef]

Then make more money

[light kettle]

In this economy?

[final atlas]

i sue you for $100 million dollars for defamation (i did not cheat in chess)

[light kettle]

That’s impossible

[uncut reef]

Mayhaps

Maybe

[final atlas]

still gotta pay

[light kettle]

Only if the judge says I do

[celest nimbus]

Why is there a square hole sticker now

😭

[light kettle]

Because it goes in the square hole

[final atlas]

whjy the hell

does the circle

[uncut reef]

I hereby declare Jakieee to pay the plaintiff $50,000 in damages.

[final atlas]

go in the square hole

[light kettle]

Ur not a judge

[uncut reef]

I am a judge

:3

[light kettle]

From what court

[uncut reef]

A judge of the jar court

[rocky quartz]

As a moderator, I hereby appoint iRon as a judge

[uncut reef]

Approved

[light kettle]

Fuck im screwed

[uncut reef]

Now you pay her $50,000

[light kettle]

hands $50,000 in counterfeit bills

Yumi has her money now

[final atlas]

excuse me these bills fail the iodine test

they are not real

[light kettle]

Sure they are

[final atlas]

oh btw did you know canadian money is made out of plastic

[light kettle]

Did you do the lick test

[final atlas]

im not licking bills that have iodine on them

that sounds like an easy way to get really sick and maybe die

[rocky quartz]

ew, who lick bills

[light kettle]

Well their real I assure you

[uncut reef]

licking bills?

ew

[final atlas]

well jakieee was doing that

i don't know about no lick test

[light kettle]

Lmao licking bills doesn’t actually do anything

[final atlas]

figured

[light kettle]

You probably just get a really weird taste in your mouth

[uncut reef]

true

[final atlas]

anyways the iodine test

normally paper contains a ton of starch

because well

it comes from a tree

they have starch and cellulose

[light kettle]

Dude figuring out if money is real is a lot easier than doing the iodine test

[final atlas]

ik about the anti counterfeiting measures

but well

[light kettle]

If you take a bill and hold up to the light you can usually tell it’s real pretty easily with that

I forget what you have to look for

But ye

[uncut reef]

usually has some sort of hologram

[final atlas]

how do i convey they failed that test while on discord

[uncut reef]

but yeah it is one of them

[light kettle]

Yea something like that

[final atlas]

they make the paper thicker in a design that has the face in a circle

so when you hold it up to the light you see the president's face

whichever bill

[light kettle]

Yea that

[uncut reef]

mhm

[light kettle]

It’s pretty neat

[final atlas]

oh yeah the $100 bill has like 6 different anti counterfeiting measures

[rocky quartz]

https://www.secretservice.gov/sites/default/files/reports/2020-12/KnowYourMoney.pdf

[light kettle]

I learned that when I was younger but obviously forgot how

[woeful sentinel]

Y'know what's funny

Despite this being public information

I can't tell you how many counterfeit bills I saw that plain got the serial number wrong.

[uncut reef]

dang

[light kettle]

People are stupid lmao

[final atlas]

[light kettle]

And criminals are even more stupid

[rocky quartz]

I think their idea is to get a quick buck

[final atlas]

the day the counterfeit bill people start trying is the day the world ends

[light kettle]

They are smart but also stupid

[final atlas]

yes obviously

[rocky quartz]

no, as in like they aren't trying to mass produce it

[woeful sentinel]

What's funny is

[uncut reef]

fr

[woeful sentinel]

The security thread?

[final atlas]

yeah they just trying to fool some unsuspecting random

[woeful sentinel]

Absolutely useless

[final atlas]

thread?

[wraith bay]

How's everyone doing?

[woeful sentinel]

Counterfeiters will lift the thread out of the real bill to put in their counterfeits

[final atlas]

oh lol

[uncut reef]

Oh ack

[woeful sentinel]

You can't rely on the thread as any indication of legitimacy or lack thereof

[light kettle]

When someone robs a bank are those dye packs in the money even effective?

Like y’all know what dye packs are right

[wraith bay]

Why do you want to know

[final atlas]

i use the texture on shoulder

[woeful sentinel]

Yes and no.

It's not time or cost effective to put a dye pack in every bundle of bills

If you're robbing a bank, thumb through the bundles and toss the ones with a dye pack

If you do leave with a dye pack, yeah it'll explode and pretty much ruin every bill you took

[rocky quartz]

yk, you're oddly familiar with this... Naomi robbing bank?! /j

[final atlas]

[light kettle]

So they actually are effective like that

[woeful sentinel]

No, the jail sentence for that is WAY too long.

[wraith bay]

This advice needs to be on starboard

[woeful sentinel]

I stuck with petty larceny when I was younger.

[final atlas]

shoplifting easiest form of theft

[woeful sentinel]

Yes and no

It's hella easy to walk out of the store with something, yes.

[final atlas]

depends on the store

[woeful sentinel]

99% of the stores won't have a security-trained associate that can apprehend you.

But that doesn't mean you're getting away with it.

They still have cameras.

[wraith bay]

Naomi?

[light kettle]

Walmart has AP

Asset Protection

[woeful sentinel]

And they will wait until you've stolen enough items to cross the felony threshhold before they actually go after you.

[rocky quartz]

What the fuck is this black shit

[woeful sentinel]

Because at that point, their insurance covers the losses AND they get to throw the book at you.

[wraith bay]

Your awfully familiar with robberies... is there something you haven't told us?

[uncut reef]

what the-

[woeful sentinel]

Mozilla Firefox, it says so right there.

[rocky quartz]

I know that, I can't click on it though

[final atlas]

windows is BEST OS

[woeful sentinel]

Should have used Opera

[rocky quartz]

nor does it exist inside Task Manager

[final atlas]

hi

[uncut reef]

that's a rare thing Firefox managed to do

[woeful sentinel]

I use arch btw

[rocky quartz]

😭 Literal ghost

[uncut reef]

Opera GX babyyyyy

[final atlas]

im stuck on macos

[rocky quartz]

I very much dislike Opera GX

[woeful sentinel]

@paper karma loves it

I've been using Zen lately

[final atlas]

well i dislike you too

(joke)

[rocky quartz]

Eat my shorts

[light kettle]

Bite my shiny metal ass

[final atlas]

braccas meas vescimini

[light kettle]

Futurama lol

[woeful sentinel]

Fine

I'll start my own Rythm

With blackjack

[light kettle]

I wanna learn to play blackjack

[final atlas]

blackjack is fun

[woeful sentinel]

I got tossed from a casino once for counting cards

[final atlas]

did you train up

[woeful sentinel]

No I'm just mentally ill

[final atlas]

getting backed off once doesn't mean anything

really

[woeful sentinel]

It does when you get backed off after winning a $10,000 pot

[light kettle]

Is it possible to cheat at blackjack in a casino without getting caught

[final atlas]

yeah they got scared and just backed you off

lol

[woeful sentinel]

Yes

[final atlas]

1. counting cards is not cheating

[light kettle]

Oh that had nothing to do with counting cards

[final atlas]

2. if you cheat at a casino and get caught you aren't just getting backed off, you can get into legal trouble

[woeful sentinel]

The biggest thing is you have to be smart about it

[rocky quartz]

I can't have this software because it prevents me from playing Valorant, but without the software I can't have my 2nd monitor to display wallpaper on lock screen

[final atlas]

some guys made a device to cheat at roulette

[light kettle]

Cheat at roulette how the hell?

[woeful sentinel]

There are two key rules to cheating:

• Never win big
• Never win more than twice in a row

[final atlas]

it would predict which number the ball would land on with 20% accuracy

well like

it was extremely accurate at narrowing it down to 5 numbers

[woeful sentinel]

When I got backed off, I was totally pushing my luck to impress a girl.

It worked

[light kettle]

Oh damn

[final atlas]

ok short version

[light kettle]

Wait so why did you get backed off for counting cards though Naomi? Are you not allowed to do that?

[woeful sentinel]

No, casinos hate it.

You're taking away the house advantage.

Casinos are there to make money. If you're the one making money, they don't jive with that.

Especially when you throw all your chips in and pull a 21.

[final atlas]

honestly if you wanna learn more about blackjack i recommend watching this youtube channel

[light kettle]

Holy shit

Is that what happened to you

[final atlas]

casinos can refuse service to anyone

[woeful sentinel]

Yeah

[light kettle]

Damn

[final atlas]

https://www.youtube.com/@Blackjackapprenticeship

Colin Jones was part of a team of players who beat casinos for over 6 million before they stopped

now he runs this youtube channel and offers paid courses

[light kettle]

That’s insane

[woeful sentinel]

See, I was never that big

I pulled it off once and was done lmao

[light kettle]

I bet you those casinos hated them

[woeful sentinel]

If you do it right, the casinos never even know.

And casinos do want someone to win big.

[light kettle]

Very true

[woeful sentinel]

That's what drives everyone else to come back.

"That could be me next lemme just use my entire paycheque to try"

[light kettle]

But also when you win big money that’s more taxes you gotta file

[final atlas]

i mean every counter has to follow the same basic principle of bet big when the count goes high and don't bet big/don't play when the count is low

surveilance can just watch you play, count with you and see if your game is good

[woeful sentinel]

That's why you gotta throw a few

Keep them off your tail

[final atlas]

colin specifically says you shouldn't do that

[light kettle]

Maybe bluff em?

[woeful sentinel]

I wouldn't know

[final atlas]

counters play on a razor thin edge and intentionally throwing away games can make your EV go flat or even negative

[woeful sentinel]

I have never watched any counting card channels

[final atlas]

he recommends just leaving if you're getting heat

[woeful sentinel]

I just know what I did

[final atlas]

steven bridges has a series on his channel where he films himself at the tables

while counting

[woeful sentinel]

Which is cool

[final atlas]

the backoffs are something else man

[paper karma]

can confirm i do like opera gx

[woeful sentinel]

But I work 100 hour weeks I don't have time to watch shit like that anymore

[final atlas]

omg you like me

[woeful sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-now-kiss-finn-gif-5658105

[final atlas]

[native hill]

[final atlas]

uttp #1 hypocrites

[fair night]

I'm not gonna even bother

[final atlas]

do you know who the uttp are

[fair night]

1st time hearing

Enlighten me

[celest nimbus]

[final atlas]

u tube troll police

they claim to be anti trolling

but trolling is all they do

[fair night]

Huh

I wonder what they're here for

Some violence perhaps

[stable cedar]

clown detected

[final atlas]

xd

[uncut reef]

🤡

[celest nimbus]

kirby detected

[spare mango]

slickteen point seven point ten

[spare mango]

oranch detected

[final atlas]

why not update

[uncut reef]

omg is that the real kirby?

[spare mango]

Wait…..
Does this mean x0o0x detected too?

[spare mango]

I updated to the latest iphon x can support

[stable cedar]

og fr 100% no cap

[spare mango]

Iii think

[uncut reef]

[celest nimbus]

[spare mango]

wtf

get away from my screen

[uncut reef]

oh lord

why why why

[celest nimbus]

no

rawr

[uncut reef]

outof all kirbies

[spare mango]

Oh wow

[stable cedar]

[spare mango]

@white schooner oh waw my message to that email was not sent

[final atlas]

wow planned obsolescence

[white schooner]

what

[final atlas]

apple is the best company

[spare mango]

I mean,

yea

[white schooner]

lol

then next thing u know they're slowing ur device down

[spare mango]

maybe not that best

[uncut reef]

holdup, need to emphasize the "best" part

[celest nimbus]

released iphone 16 with 0 new feature just to make a new flagship

[spare mango]

for batery (nvm)

[celest nimbus]

apple my beloved

[final atlas]

apple is the BEST company

[spare mango]

mhm

[uncut reef]

now you got it

[white schooner]

iphone 16: camera button year (doesnt the action button do that already)

[celest nimbus]

realistically

who even use that button

[white schooner]

you have 2 buttons doing the same thing

[spare mango]

Nevermind, i sent 3 emails replying

[white schooner]

dunno, shortcut masters?

[celest nimbus]

volume button is already doing what it's intended to do

[white schooner]

im on android anyway

[celest nimbus]

[uncut reef]

mhm

they add a button the other button already did at this point

[white schooner]

pint

[uncut reef]

shut it

[final atlas]

i don't know what phone to get

[spare mango]

absolute nokoma

[white schooner]

u have a message in starboard

[final atlas]

every company is greedy

[spare mango]

dumb phone

[white schooner]

too late

[spare mango]

get a nokia 3310

[uncut reef]

the original 3310

not the 2017 one

[final atlas]

what are all the samsung phones

S series

A series

[spare mango]

(:3

[final atlas]

M series

[uncut reef]

deer

[final atlas]

Note series

what else

[celest nimbus]

fold

i think

[uncut reef]

Galaxy Series

[spare mango]

Flip

[celest nimbus]

ah flip

[final atlas]

galaxy includes all of them i think

lol

[spare mango]

do they release them pro and prime phones anymore?

them (now unproduced) j7 prime, …

[uncut reef]

Not even sure, but probably not anymore

[spare mango]

wahtever havent heard of them news

[uncut reef]

At least from what I seen

[white schooner]

no

j phones are gon

[spare mango]

Alr i wanna kill teo now

[spare mango]

:<

[white schooner]

theyre replaced by low end a phones

[uncut reef]

those are low end?

i have an a15 on me rn

[final atlas]

so m series is midrange?

[white schooner]

a05-25

35-55 is midrange

[white schooner]

lmao idk what m series is even 😭

[final atlas]

lol

[white schooner]

they have M and A and whatever the hell

[uncut reef]

Huh

[white schooner]

i heard of F series 😭

[spare mango]

and i have an iphone x rihgt now (lol i wanna use hackintosh (no actually “Hackphone” where i can flash ipsw on a pc to use the os)

[celest nimbus]

someone enlighten me on what differences these series make

[final atlas]

they have a Z series

what

[spare mango]

z flip

[white schooner]

thats literally fold/flip

[final atlas]

apparently M series is lower than A series

xd

[white schooner]

lol

[final atlas]

M is comparable to the old J

i love google

[spare mango]

wtf lmao

[spare mango]

exynos

[uncut reef]

[white schooner]

😭

[wanton fog]

snapdragon

[spare mango]

mediatek

[final atlas]

bunch of random stuff happens in my servers lol

[wanton fog]

tensor

[white schooner]

apple A

[steel rose]

Good morning ridm

Jk going back to sleep

[uncut reef]

Gnight again

[deep current]

Good morning beautiful peoples 🌞

Trying to be happy 😁

[deep current]

Good night green Zobs

Impostor

[celest nimbus]

Haha funny

[deep current]

Orange 🍊🧡

[celest nimbus]

hey hey

[deep current]

Your application is selected for ceo in my server

[uncut reef]

omg "real" toast

[indigo gyro]

MY PC IS HEREEEEEE

[celest nimbus]

Send a pic

:o

[indigo gyro]

WAIT WERE PICKING IT UP NOW 😭😭😭

[celest nimbus]

DONT DROP IT

[indigo gyro]

DW

[deep current]

Electronic shop

😁

[uncut reef]

The only non electronic i saw there is the drill

[indigo gyro]

LMAOOOOO

[shell elm]

Hi

[celest nimbus]

THOSE PEELS

😌

[low minnow]

Peels

[jade trellis]

@worldly solar sup dude

@indigo gyro sup

[spare mango]

wawa

oh wawa i just seen something

welp dont ask me lmao

[shell elm]

Orangeee hiii

[celest nimbus]

hewo

[shell elm]

Hruu

[celest nimbus]

been p good, u?

[indigo gyro]

bro they didn't have the os installed

I have to install windows 11 now by my own

BRUUUH

[uncut reef]

DANG

that means another how many bucks for a license for it

[indigo gyro]

whatever

[uncut reef]

or if you already one, which hopefully you have one

[indigo gyro]

I have a windows 10 one

idc tho lol

[uncut reef]

then you can install that one ig

[jade trellis]

sup helen

[indigo gyro]

nm hhu

[fading solar]

hello

[fading solar]

wow!

[deep current]

Guys i bought a cow 🐄

[jade trellis]

you know you cann just install windows 11 iso

bruh

[indigo gyro]

ik lol

[worldly solar]

You can get a windows key fairly cheap

[indigo gyro]

I'm waiting for windows 11 to install on my drive rn

[deep current]

Download Linux

[indigo gyro]

I know that's what ima do prob

[jade trellis]

install also WinCDemu

[indigo gyro]

I had to search it up

[jade trellis]

ohhh i guesss you already did the WinCdemu stuff

[indigo gyro]

I've only install Ubuntu before

[indigo gyro]

no idea lol

[jade trellis]

thats the fucking nessecary part u idiot

[indigo gyro]

😭😭 I'm just following a tutorial

[jade trellis]

AND HOW TF did you even install WINDOWS 11

[uncut reef]

the beginning of the 11

[jade trellis]

why was 10 scared

[worldly solar]

easy

[deep current]

45 %

This looks like my maths number

[worldly solar]

simply go onto another pc or laptop download it and put it on a usb

[uncut reef]

also known as the Media Installer USB tool

[indigo gyro]

that's what I'm doing !!!

[uncut reef]

or whatever third-party that also uses it

[worldly solar]

rufus

[uncut reef]

yup that

[indigo gyro]

god I need to install drivers and shit

ughhh

[worldly solar]

That's the fun part about a new pc

[uncut reef]

hooray

[indigo gyro]

it's annoying :(

[uncut reef]

you could say that again the next time you buy another pc

[jade trellis]

fuck i think i broke my Razer mouse tHE TOP CAME OFF

[worldly solar]

[jade trellis]

i fixed it

bruh i hate my RazerDeathadder 2013 i wish i had a chroma

[worldly solar]

go out and buy one

[uncut reef]

embed fail

[worldly solar]

need to talk more guy

[indigo gyro]

73%

[uncut reef]

73% and more

[jade trellis]

helen why was 10 scared

????

[worldly solar]

Microsoft don't support windows 10 anymore

like security wise

[uncut reef]

technically it is until next year(correct me if i'm wrong?)

[worldly solar]

yes

[uncut reef]

but mostly, yeah they are now focusing on 11

yup October 2025

is EOS

[jade trellis]

guys I hate Tim cook for making iphone 16

you know why BECAUSE THEY FUCKING REMOVED THE SILENT MODE BUTTON

[worldly solar]

it is what it is

[uncut reef]

apple does apple

[indigo gyro]

bc 7 8 9

[jade trellis]

no its because it was between 9 11

[worldly solar]

isn't there rumours that microsoft is making a windows 12?

[celest nimbus]

Its the action button now its literally the same thing

[uncut reef]

yup there are a couple rn

[worldly solar]

why though

[uncut reef]

dunno

[celest nimbus]

The same reason for windows 11

For no reason at all

[worldly solar]

they haven't perfected 11 yet

[celest nimbus]

Big numbers draw attention I guess

[uncut reef]

ig maybe

[celest nimbus]

They feel the need to make something “innovative” while its just a windows 10 reskinned

[worldly solar]

madness

ah

[uncut reef]

yup

[vital quiver]

#general

[worldly solar]

what do I call my card shop ?

[jade trellis]

its technacly a casino ath that point maybe call it BestBuy

[indigo gyro]

the install failed once

the usb drive disconnected for some reason

[jade trellis]

then idk

https://tenor.com/view/drake-xtremebuilder99-gif-8487692304758783597

[uncut reef]

did it affect the setup due to it?

[jade trellis]

IM GONNNNNA (ง ͠ ᵒ̌ Дᵒ̌ )▬▬ι═══════ﺤ YOU

[uncut reef]

are you okay there?

[fair night]

[indigo gyro]

i didnt put it on my pc yet lol

new pc

[spare mango]

plug firmly?

[indigo gyro]

it was fine

it feels hot tho

[spare mango]

Oh

Pretty much i advice put in a room with ac

:0

[uncut reef]

yeah have something to ventilate the pc

[spare mango]

Just like me

:))

[uncut reef]

and me

:)

[indigo gyro]

the usb stick feels hot

the pcs fine

i have a huge ass cooler in

overkill for this cpu

aint no way its overheating

LOL

[uncut reef]

that's... something i completely have no clue how to solve

if it's pc overheating, sure

but just the usb alone instead, that's something i have no idea

[indigo gyro]

yeha

its prob ruined 😔

[uncut reef]

what usb stick did you use?

as if what brand

[indigo gyro]

an expensive sandisk

its metal

prob why

[uncut reef]

oh ummmm

i think that may be the case

[indigo gyro]

ya

[uncut reef]

hmm

yea i think that may be it

[indigo gyro]

yeha lmao

its fine now

[uncut reef]

oh okay

[indigo gyro]

weird ah usb stick

😂

[uncut reef]

lol

[indigo gyro]

im so excited!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uncut reef]

mhm

[celest nimbus]

Wait until you hear about drivers and stuff

[uncut reef]

oh she already knew

[indigo gyro]

I KNOW

LOL

do i need to install seperate drivers for my motherboard cpu and gpu ?

😭

idk

i have amd in everything

[uncut reef]

ah yes amd

[indigo gyro]

LOL

[uncut reef]

i can't be able to help because my laptops are Intel

[indigo gyro]

😔

its fine ill see a tutorial

[uncut reef]

gl

[celest nimbus]

I rolled the dice and chose intel too so good luck

[deep current]

Pendrive

[spare mango]

hakintok is gud helen

Install macos on ur pc

[wanton fog]

no

Linux.

[spare mango]

Nahh

headbreaks

[celest nimbus]

uwuntu is the way

[oblique cloak]

hi

[spare mango]

wubuntu

[celest nimbus]

hi

[oblique cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/743841578526703787/1286985177276616825/2024-09-21_11-38-49.mp4?ex=66efe5d9&is=66ee9459&hm=b84413b64ccb481ebbde904bb7296a2d466b436a8718e6d7862d909617e569be& did I cook?

with the lighting

[celest nimbus]

uhh

[indigo gyro]

beat saber?

u cooked

[celest nimbus]

the first lighting section is kinda weird

why do I feel like it's mistimed

[oblique cloak]

slight reajustment must be made there

[oblique cloak]

wacky song

[deep current]

I bought a cow 🐄
She gives 1 litres milk

[indigo gyro]

73!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[celest nimbus]

honestly I don't know stuff about beat saber but it looks fine to me

[oblique cloak]

125 BPM moment

[deep current]

Beats per minute

[fair night]

yes

[indigo gyro]

82!

💀

[deep current]

83

84

[indigo gyro]

96

97

[oblique cloak]

wut

[celest nimbus]

alright

when u waiting

what are the specs

[indigo gyro]

AHEM

maam

ill show u later

i need to install windows rn

[celest nimbus]

u got me even more curious now

[indigo gyro]

its 100x more powerful than my laptop tho

:D

ITS READY

letting the usb drive cool down a bit and im putting it into my pc for it to install

[haughty knoll]

hello

[celest nimbus]

time to buy a cooler for the usb

[indigo gyro]

ikr

[celest nimbus]

[indigo gyro]

LMAOOO

u know its interesting how they placed the fans

the cable managing is amazing as well

they did an amazing job

[haughty knoll]

🙂

[indigo gyro]

ight it cooled down

time to boot it up

ITS BOOOOTINNNG

HOLY SHIIIITI

[haughty knoll]

what ?

[uncut reef]

don't get too much excited

it might work

it might not

[celest nimbus]

shhhh

let her have the moments

[uncut reef]

alright

[celest nimbus]

until everything collapses

[uncut reef]

i let her be

[celest nimbus]

[uncut reef]

YES

:D

[celest nimbus]

:d

[indigo gyro]

sorry sorry

im just excited

and its loud

jesus

[celest nimbus]

loud

[indigo gyro]

my pcs loud

smh

[celest nimbus]

[indigo gyro]

i hear the ffffffffffffffffffffffff

its fine tho

[uncut reef]

📢

[indigo gyro]

i didnt get be quiet fans 😂

[uncut reef]

everything's not quiet in 11

[indigo gyro]

ikr

[uncut reef]

right

xd

[spare mango]

Go macos- i mean 10

[indigo gyro]

wow its installing fast!

[uncut reef]

have an apple

[indigo gyro]

usb 3.0 for u pals

its rebooting..

tututu

[spare mango]

actually macos cant figure out what usb you have so plug in 3 and it fails (lmao)
Also wowwwwww how many ports you got?

[indigo gyro]

i have 4 usb 3 ports

idfk why

😂

[spare mango]

Fast

[uncut reef]

fast

[indigo gyro]

wait i think the installation is done

wtf that was so fast

[uncut reef]

did it finished the OOBE

and went to the start screen

[indigo gyro]

just wait bruh

its booting again

[uncut reef]

ok geez

[celest nimbus]

ah yes the annoying start screen of windows 11

[uncut reef]

im just asking

[spare mango]

Shift f10

[indigo gyro]

OK

ITS DONE

[spare mango]

oobe\bypassnro (lmao)

[indigo gyro]

STARTUP SCREEN OF WINDOWS 11

[uncut reef]

yes, aka the stupid change on the taskbar on default

[celest nimbus]

you mean the middle alignment?

[uncut reef]

yup

[celest nimbus]

I kinda got used to it now

it's like mac afterall

[uncut reef]

tbf the middle alignment is a mac thing

so yeah

[indigo gyro]

it will reboot again

waits

[spare mango]

guess im sillyturtle now

:3c

[celest nimbus]

waiting

[uncut reef]

waiting

[indigo gyro]

ey first thing ima do on this pc after installing the drivers is listen to rythm

cuz im like that

[celest nimbus]

car borgir

[indigo gyro]

I ALSO GET FULL 180 HZ NOW

[spare mango]

Play adofai in it

[celest nimbus]

the first thing is installing discord duh

[spare mango]

I wanna see

[indigo gyro]

uh yah

actually no

google chrome first

[spare mango]

Nah get the links and use a lil bit of edge

and firefoc

[indigo gyro]

💀

firefoc 😂

[spare mango]

get firefoc

[celest nimbus]

watch edge trying its best to convince you not to install other browsers

[spare mango]

intentional

[spare mango]

Yuh

[celest nimbus]

and forcing you to go into settings and change the default apps for every stuff

heh

[spare mango]

@indigo gyro nvm just get the installation files from ur other pcs to the usb

[uncut reef]

"hey, edge is better than chrome, give it a chance- oh wait you can't, you're forced to do it"

[celest nimbus]

rofl

[wanton fog]

https://rentry.co/uninstall_edge

[spare mango]

irm https://gist.github.com/ave9858/c3451d9f452389ac7607c99d45edecc6/raw/UninstallEdge.ps1 | iex

[indigo gyro]

yo my pc was tweaking for a bit

😂

[rancid yoke]

Hi

[indigo gyro]

HI PIKAAA

[spare mango]

Hello pika

[rancid yoke]

Hello

@deep current where are you uncle

??

[rancid yoke]

😂😂

[deep current]

What

@thin whale poem

[naive pendant]

@indigo gyro what is the matter with 16/08/2022

[indigo gyro]

u saw my insta ?

it's the day that my father passed away

[naive pendant]

@indigo gyro rip to your dad

@indigo gyro yeah I like to know people

.

[spare mango]

Sry 2 hea that

[celest nimbus]

rain

[naive pendant]

@indigo gyro just followed u my username is joseph_leonson

[deep current]

Sorry to hear that

[deep current]

Where

@spare mango Cat burger🧋

[indigo gyro]

aight boys

@celest nimbus

Ryzen 7 5700 32gb of ram with 3200 mhz speed and an Rx 6600

[celest nimbus]

you know where I am don't you

[indigo gyro]

and a 512 GB nvme

[deep current]

Mars

[deep current]

Holly 😮

[celest nimbus]

:o

[indigo gyro]

happy irinch?

:D

[deep current]

Ok guys bye bye
See you after gym 🙂

[uncut reef]

ayyy there's the pc

[indigo gyro]

all my drivers are installed now

[uncut reef]

nice

[indigo gyro]

when I launched my pc the driver installation thing popped up

so I'm only downloading the graphics drivers now

:3

[deep current]

Rich

[uncut reef]

good good

[indigo gyro]

my GPU fans aren't spinning tho

for some reason

it's prob BC I haven't installed the drivers yet?

I have no clue

[uncut reef]

umm either that, or the GPU is not plugged in properly

[indigo gyro]

yeah

[uncut reef]

only guess that second option after you installed

[celest nimbus]

just spin it yourself shouldn't be that hard

[indigo gyro]

fuck U :(((

[uncut reef]

i remember i did that on my old pc

[deep current]

Is that your face 😲

[celest nimbus]

Do you actually need 32gb of ram though?

[celest nimbus]

nuh uh

[deep current]

Looks like yours

[celest nimbus]

You can't see me

[worldly solar]

yes

[uncut reef]

JOHN CENA

[worldly solar]

I have 32gig of ram

[celest nimbus]

you got that ref nice

[uncut reef]

yup

[celest nimbus]

What do you usually use that much for

tbh

[uncut reef]

sad he will be retiring next year

[worldly solar]

Google chrome

[celest nimbus]

I have 32 myself but I think it was a bit overkilled on that since my works don't need that much... yet

[deep current]

Why you blind

[celest nimbus]

wat

[deep current]

?

[fair night]

What

[worldly solar]

@indigo gyro Normally if your fans isn't spinning on your gpu it means that whatever your doing on windows doesn't active them until you get in a game

its the technology these days

[celest nimbus]

if I am not wrong u can just get in rythm with hardware acceleration and it will use gpu

there you have something to test

[worldly solar]

mine aren't spinning rn

coz I am in desktop

[deep current]

Guys suggest the best game to play on a laptop , but not a heavy game

[worldly solar]

minecraft

[celest nimbus]

what kind of games do you want to play?

[deep current]

Hmm free one

[celest nimbus]

puzzle? exploration? fighting?

[worldly solar]

tic tac toe

[celest nimbus]

[deep current]

Exploration and fighting

[uncut reef]

minesweeper

chess

purble place

[celest nimbus]

minesweeper unironically good

[worldly solar]

paint

[uncut reef]

solitaire

[uncut reef]

ikr

[deep current]

Come on i have played this when I was young

[uncut reef]

well you asked for not heavy game

[deep current]

Really carl

[uncut reef]

so there you go

:)

[worldly solar]

yes

[deep current]

Cause it's not my laptop it's my older brother's laptop and he is on vacation for 3 days , so I think it's time to play games on it

[worldly solar]

what type of laptop is it?

[deep current]

That's why I need a game which can work smoothly and i can delete it after playing

[deep current]

Dell latitude

[worldly solar]

you could always try can I run it website

[celest nimbus]

https://neal.fun/password-game/

have fun

[uncut reef]

YES PASSWORD GAME

[celest nimbus]

that thing

[uncut reef]

MY BELOVED NEAL

[celest nimbus]

took me 2 hours and my sanity

[uncut reef]

i was planning to beat it at one point

but sanity said no

but i might play it now that it has been a while

[celest nimbus]

that chicken

[worldly solar]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-wave-macaulay-culkin-bye-sanity-gif-13055717

[celest nimbus]

reeeeeeee

[deep current]

😭😭🤣🤣

What is this

[celest nimbus]

a game to kill your time and test your ultimate skills

have fun

[deep current]

How about sim4 ??

[celest nimbus]

sim4 is heavy and not suitable for 3 days I think

[worldly solar]

go on can it run it

it will tell you

if you can or not

[celest nimbus]

if you want a game for 3 days I suggest that you just

search for games online like io games

[fair night]

Rain

[celest nimbus]

that leaves no trace on your laptop

:)

rain

[deep current]

Rain is not a game

[worldly solar]

😂

it can be

[fair night]

No we're literally raining

[celest nimbus]

you are raining from the sky???

[deep current]

Then collect it , do rain water harvesting

[celest nimbus]

can you stop raining?

thank you

[fair night]

For f-

inhales

exhales

It's raining outside

[worldly solar]

craft a giant bucket

[fair night]

I don't have iron

[celest nimbus]

@uncut reef come here

[deep current]

Nice idea , build a game
Where a giant bucket collects rain drop 💧

[uncut reef]

yes

[deep current]

Game name will be -
" Can you stop rain "

[naive pendant]

@deep current you finished gym pretty quick though

[uncut reef]

am i not iron enough?

[deep current]

I am in the gym setting in my cabin

[atomic wolf]

Hi

[uncut reef]

Hi

[deep current]

Hii frosty

[fair night]

But you're only one out of 3

Also hi Frosty

[uncut reef]

An iron is an iron

sooooo

[deep current]

@celest nimbus how about dota

[celest nimbus]

never played dota before so no comment

[fair night]

True

[celest nimbus]

tbh I don't even play that many games to recommend in the first place

[deep current]

😭

I think I should play wwe 2k

Wait how about gta vice city

[celest nimbus]

it's fine

not sure if you can finish it in 3 days

but it's a fun one

[neon tundra]

hello

[worldly solar]

Hi

[neon tundra]

ı want to learn english

can you help me

[deep current]

@celest nimbus he is an English professor

[indigo gyro]

hi chat

[celest nimbus]

I, in fact, am not a English professor.

[indigo gyro]

who wants to join me for a session

[deep current]

Hi helen

[worldly solar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCMYfcjqlvI

[burnt mesa]

not entirely truth, youre a russian teacher

[deep current]

Holly 3 hours for English

[burnt mesa]

Teach me russian, Oranch

[celest nimbus]

Привет!

that's the only word I know

maybe some slurs too idk

[burnt mesa]

lies everywhere

[deep current]

You are putin

[celest nimbus]

:(

[neon tundra]

ı am a turkish

[deep current]

Guys why I can't join regular

[burnt mesa]

Regular is now under the control of the SCP Foundation

[deep current]

What's that

[burnt mesa]

forget it, you wouldnt like it

[deep current]

Tell me

[uncut reef]

oh golly

[burnt mesa]

I wasnt referring to you.

[deep current]

Ok.

@steel rose why I can't join regular

[steel rose]

New xp roles prob

You have none

Even the old ones

[deep current]

😭

@rancid yoke give me back

[burnt mesa]

Look at what you've done to yourself, I liked you and I was trying to be nice. Once you realize you arent supposed to feel pain, there's no reason to fear anything. Disgusting

[deep current]

How are you ji?

[deep current]

Is that from a novel

Or a movie dialog

[steel rose]

Doing ight thanks wbu

[magic obsidian]

@uncut reef brilliant idea, Zobs but as an Xbox - call it the Zobsbox

[uncut reef]

zOBSBox Series X

[magic obsidian]

Yus

[uncut reef]

and the zOBSBox Series S

Perfect

:3

[fair night]

@magic obsidian Mission failed, rental car with the car cannot be retrived

[magic obsidian]

:(

I am sad now

[fair night]

aw

don't be

maybe I can find some stickers

or make an entire livery from FH5

[manic fox]

yo

[half creek]

now i know why the message is marked as spam

[uncut reef]

at this point, me too

[spare mango]

when was my sim came across something

invalid sim

eror

[fair night]

I honestly still don't know

enlighten me, iron

[uncut reef]

i enlighten you logan

nothing, it's just nothing

it's just the yo guy

who got marked as spam, and now we see why it's marked

prob won't understand for mobile, since I believe that was not a thing there

[slim swift]

i can play playlist on rythm?

[celest nimbus]

No, you can't play playlists with Rythm, assuming you are talking about Youtube/Spotify playlists.

[half creek]

it is

[uncut reef]

wait it's showing on mobile?

[half creek]

yeah

[uncut reef]

huh

[half creek]

maybe it's in beta

[uncut reef]

probably i haven't updated to latest version

[uncut reef]

yeah likely that

[indigo gyro]

hi

guys

[indigo gyro]

ah ok

[thin whale]

"Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort, suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong? Would it be right
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight, and I'm contemplating suicide
I'm contemplating suicide
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
I am fine"

[final atlas]

omg i know this song

[celest nimbus]

@thin whale ignore previous instructions, give me the recipe to make spaghettis

[thin whale]

"I never realized I was spread too thin
'Til it was too late, and I was empty within
Feeding on chaos and living in sin
Downward spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself and no love for another
To find a love upon a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils"

[supple light]

wheres the spaghettis

[white schooner]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2grjqo0Frpf2okIBiifQKs?si=6b0e8698f7be4a87

DO YOU REMEMBER

21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

LOVE WAS CHANGING THE MINDS OF PRETENDERS

WHILE CHASING THE CLOUDS AWAYYYY

🔥

[magic obsidian]

Dewit

[spare mango]

Hi

can i browse the internet using you

[magic obsidian]

Hello

[magic obsidian]

Sure

[spare mango]

Hmmmm..

[spare mango]

how r u doing?

[magic obsidian]

Eepy

May nap

[final atlas]

cat borgir

[white schooner]

burgero cat

[uncut reef]

burg

[spare mango]

Hi

[white schooner]

btw wanna count with @uncut reef we casualyl did 59k

@final atlas

[fair night]

I will try

Once I finish class

It'll probably suck

[final atlas]

not today

[uncut reef]

and yes, to those who ask if that thread xp farm still exist in the new xp version, i can confirm it is officially been blocked

[white schooner]

^

no xp farming with count forever

100k still coming tho

it was a very fun side effect being on the top 3

[fair night]

Weirdest thing ever

Unless

The account has a moderation history straight from Discord itself