general

[thin lance]

So I see an updated profile picture?

[stable cedar]

I see

[thin lance]

I SEE KIRBYYYYYY

lol

Rythm app still under deployment?

Yep it is...

Crud

YO HOLD UP A MINUTE

[stable cedar]

sooooon

[thin lance]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

[stable cedar]

hm?

[thin lance]

Gimme a sec

Got it

Athena is a mod right???

The name is familiar

Toooooooo, drumroll please

https://youtu.be/976bzfeA-oo?si=O4eVC6B-wzqdkM0E

See the names?

[stable cedar]

that's honestly a vibe

[thin lance]

Mmmmhmmm

Say, could we get her in here?

She is online

[stable cedar]

I'd rather not bug her

sorry for the delay

[thin lance]

It's alr

Oh also

BRING BACK PETERSTALE

[stable cedar]

I'm not too sure what Peter's been up to, and I'm unable to just summon him here

[limpid vault]

we summon thee

[stable cedar]

unfortunately I am not blessed with magical wizard powers, you know how it is

[limpid vault]

Eerie has other powers tho, trust me

[stable cedar]

my phone doesn't even light up when I say "lumos"

[limpid vault]

she says dance, we say "how high"

[stable cedar]

[uncut reef]

we believe in eerie

[limpid vault]

amen

[stable cedar]

[thin lance]

Yo

Spotify "wrapped" so far

Lot's of phonk

[stable cedar]

whoa

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/robox-adam-gif-1838380157377876109

Yo so um, what do we do about these?

https://tenor.com/view/teslabot-teslargb-rgb-tesla-elon-gif-24379647

[stable cedar]

[thin lance]

They are gonna take over

https://tenor.com/view/panic-gif-24375330

Memories

I'm bored

No one is online

What now

[stable cedar]

hmmmmmm

not sure

[thin lance]

[stable cedar]

[thin lance]

I have made discovery

[stable cedar]

oooo?

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spin-sha-gif-26863370

Fish spinning

LOGAN

I CAUGHT

You

[stable cedar]

lol

[burnt mesa]

my torture is somewhat over

[thin lance]

FINALY A NON MOD IS ONLINE

HOLY CRAP

[burnt mesa]

i finally understand this monstrosity called x86_64 (the CPU architecture of desktop computers you're likely on)

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/its-been-2000-years-jesus-gif-25011303

[burnt mesa]

who said i wasn't @stable cedar disguised as an individual

[thin lance]

OH

[stable cedar]

[burnt mesa]

gutten tag eerie

[thin lance]

WOOOOOW

[stable cedar]

hihi miyuki

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-tag-gif-27098051

I'm gonna head out before I get timed out for spam

https://tenor.com/view/spam-gif-10811817447080815426

[stable cedar]

lolol all good, have a great rest of your day!

[burnt mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/green-day-band-performing-singing-gif-16630153

[burnt mesa]

cya

[thin lance]

In 5 minutes

[burnt mesa]

who killed this channel?

why is everyone gone?

[uncut reef]

who made the channel alive?

[burnt mesa]

i feel loneliner than napoleon after getting betrayed by all his allies

[uncut reef]

why is there a miyuki?

[burnt mesa]

what

[uncut reef]

and why is there an object?

[burnt mesa]

exactly

everything is an object

[uncut reef]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[burnt mesa]

in fact

i don't know what to say

yumi my beloved where are you

[burnt steppe]

ronaldo goat

https://tenor.com/view/el-bicho-siuu-ronaldo-gif-4783097098511230240

[plain grove]

dude how do I buy rythm premium

😢

oh nevermind

my bad bros

[fair night]

damnit

[uncut reef]

nw, glad you found it

[thin lance]

IM BACK WITH A BIT OF SOMETHING

2 GIGABYTE PERSECOND WIFI

[thin lance]

Gotcha

OBJECT 32, MAKE YOURSELF PRESENT

I KNOW YOUR THERE

[burnt mesa]

maybe

[thin lance]

And it's shinoa, GOD DANGIT

[burnt steppe]

YO GUYS WHO IS THE GOAT OF FOOTBALL?

[thin lance]

I AM NOT LEGALY DISCLOSED TO ANSWER THAT

[burnt mesa]

linkin park

[burnt steppe]

bro

that ain't a footballer

it's football not soccer

americans call it "soccer🤓 "

[burnt mesa]

i'm not amerikan

[thin lance]

Lol

[burnt mesa]

amerikanerland has too many guns anyway.

[thin lance]

FREEDOM POWER 🔫 🔫 🔫

Not to make fun of the uk or anything, but atleast I don't need a license for a water pistol

[burnt mesa]

in my country we don't need one either

in fact, you can just buy an airsoft rifle just fine if you're over 18 with barely any restrictions

now firearms is.. something else and i don't get into it because then my country will be easy to figure out

[stable cedar]

rahhhhhh

[thin lance]

https://youtu.be/Z_vUOoErcjg?si=rmIGSnqb62uUXUDs

[burnt mesa]

sshh

eerie is bri''sh

[thin lance]

YOU SPY

[burnt mesa]

i'm not british

[burnt steppe]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mX9ziwolH30?feature=share

[thin lance]

WHY YOU BETRAY ME

[stable cedar]

I'm not :(

[uncut reef]

canadaaaaaaaaaa

[burnt mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/akiyama-mio-tainaka-ritsu-anime-hug-kon-gif-18421221688842950165

come on be h onest

wait

you are british then

[stable cedar]

Canadians aren't british lol

[burnt mesa]

because canada was a british colony

meaning you're at least somewhat british

[thin lance]

https://quickshare.samsungcloud.com/i3ff3XwhP7gU

[stable cedar]

[burnt mesa]

accept ze tea ma'e

@uncut reef you're british too

[thin lance]

HARBOR

[uncut reef]

no? 🇵🇭

[burnt mesa]

hmm

ohh Philippines

[uncut reef]

mhm

[burnt mesa]

i didn't recognize the flag immediately

[uncut reef]

nw, all good

[burnt mesa]

thanks for informing your location, i'll now deploy a cluster bomb near you

[uncut reef]

wait, why me?

shouldn't you target eerie as well?

[burnt mesa]

i don't know where eerie is

[uncut reef]

BUT SHE-

SHE-

stammers

[burnt mesa]

also

canada is in NATO

and i would never just break into nato airspace with an F-16 armed with only 2 heat seeking missiles and a cluster bomb

[uncut reef]

dang it

[woeful sentinel]

Gotta have at LEAST an F-16.5 for that

[burnt mesa]

heheehe

or an F-22

[woeful sentinel]

woah now

THat's a lot of Fs

[burnt mesa]

or even an F-35 if i could have my hands on one

[uncut reef]

The chat is full of Fs

[burnt mesa]

yeah, the US has a naming scheme for their Fighter aircrafts

but they never follow a proper numbering though

[thin lance]

Hey guys, I got a business idea, here is documentation for info (very long) https://bit.ly/3LI8CbT

[stable cedar]

[thin lance]

CRAP

[uncut reef]

Thank you embed!

[stable cedar]

EMBED LMAO

[burnt mesa]

F104, F4, F14, F16, F22, F35

[thin lance]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[burnt mesa]

the ones in between are often prototypes

or not really deployed in wide

damn the Su-27 Flanker is so much better at manuvering than the F16

[woeful sentinel]

Due to an embed failure, your rick rolling permissions have been revoked.
-# Only you can see this message · Dismiss message

[white schooner]

@uncut reef

lesgoooo

7k

[uncut reef]

Jokes on you Naomi, Ik that link

[thin lance]

It was worth the try 😂😂😂

[woeful sentinel]

[white schooner]

do not click on random links yall

[thin lance]

Unless you would like to get rickrolled

But tell that to the official minecraft discord server, because I put it in there too, and fixed it so it won't embed 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[white schooner]

if ur in the thirteen states

[woeful sentinel]

Y'all the starboard channel is literally becoming the "evidence to get Naomi fired" channel 😭 😭

[white schooner]

technically

you are also a little bit bri'ish

[uncut reef]

Real

[thin lance]

Bet

[white schooner]

🔥d

[thin lance]

DEMOTED

[woeful sentinel]

I'll demote you

Demote you straight to "banned"

[thin lance]

No rank

[white schooner]

give them the zephyr treatment

[burnt mesa]

and that's why the starboard channel is becoming full of evidence

you're too evil

[woeful sentinel]

After 25 bans I unlock the tactical nuke

[thin lance]

/ban does not work without admin 😂😂😂

[burnt mesa]

unless i do something likely only naomi will get

[woeful sentinel]

Jokes on you I am an admin

[thin lance]

Wanna bet

[burnt mesa]

"; DROP ROW FROM users WHERE name="naomi";

[woeful sentinel]

Joke's on you too I don't use SQL

[thin lance]

Python app failed

[burnt mesa]

only naomi will get the joke

[burnt mesa]

heheheheh

for now

[thin lance]

I'm a dev

[burnt mesa]

just wait until someone hires you to update their old codebase

[woeful sentinel]

I'm so sorry

[thin lance]

I have an app called command prompt

[woeful sentinel]

I'll update it straight to MongoDB

[woeful sentinel]

Hey I have one of those too!

[thin lance]

Oh god, it's linux

[uncut reef]

C:/system32>restart

[woeful sentinel]

I use arch btw

[thin lance]

Fedora

[uncut reef]

Pride flag in the Arch logo, nice

[white schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-chad-arch-arch-linux-chad-user-gif-21904978

[burnt mesa]

oh so you're a developer? reverse engineer this

[woeful sentinel]

I'm so trans even my OS is trans

[burnt mesa]

*don't try, i'm kidding with you

*i wont push anyone into my own torture, i promise

[thin lance]

Reverse enginer the epic games engine

[white schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-dancing-guy-cringe-gif-3173535023585082338

[burnt mesa]

pathetic

[woeful sentinel]

No thanks my code has enough bugs.

[burnt mesa]

real human beings use FreeBSD

[uncut reef]

Linux transified

[burnt mesa]

linux bad

accept BSD

[thin lance]

My point proved

[woeful sentinel]

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

[white schooner]

ew bsd, ew linux

templeos best

lmao

[thin lance]

RYTHM HAS NOW BECOME A FREE USE LINUX DISTRO DEBATE

[woeful sentinel]

Yea as I walk unto the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no Linux
For thou OS art with me

[thin lance]

Gangsta paradise mentioned

[white schooner]

fedora is already out of the picture

reason?
rhel

[woeful sentinel]

Bitch it's a psalm

Try reading a book

[thin lance]

Just like you running all over my desktop moving my mouse in call of duty

[burnt mesa]

no

[white schooner]

😊

[burnt mesa]

i have one of those too.

[thin lance]

Why else do I pull out task manager 36 times a day

[woeful sentinel]

2/10 not gay enough

[white schooner]

to murder me

[thin lance]

Lol

[burnt mesa]

bru

[woeful sentinel]

doas kill #freegoos

[burnt mesa]

wait

[white schooner]

😭

[burnt mesa]

you dislike bsd

yet you use doas

[white schooner]

naomi legit went in no hesi

[thin lance]

Hol up

[burnt mesa]

she's lying

[thin lance]

@dreamy flume linux has been mentioned get over here bro

[uncut reef]

oof

[burnt mesa]

ew GNU linux

5 million lines of code for an strlen

[thin lance]

My frien is on the way

[white schooner]

#revivegoos

[thin lance]

He uses linux

[woeful sentinel]

doas systemctl restart freegoos

[thin lance]

#taskmanagernolikegoose

[burnt mesa]

doas sysrc load_freegoos="YES"

[white schooner]

insane

lmao

[burnt mesa]

doas kldload freegoos :)))

[thin lance]

Like you

[white schooner]

why does freegoos sound like a program

😭

[thin lance]

Your welcome

[burnt mesa]

FreeGOOS

[woeful sentinel]

no that's freegoo.sh

[stable cedar]

😭

[burnt mesa]

http://freegoo.sh

[uncut reef]

what a site

[thin lance]

@dreamy flume I request your assistance

[burnt mesa]

nothing on it

go to freesocialsecuritynumbers.nonexistant.miyuki.com/naomi

[white schooner]

go os

[fair night]

[white schooner]

is that your way to be yumi

[woeful sentinel]

for now

[burnt mesa]

also where's yumi

[woeful sentinel]

IDK

[burnt mesa]

you will pay 34 bucks for a domain?

[woeful sentinel]

@rocky quartz get in here

[fair night]

sleeping?

[uncut reef]

[woeful sentinel]

@rocky quartz sui-chan stinks

[burnt mesa]

there's a rule in this channel where if i'm online, yumi wont be

[white schooner]

insane

[thin lance]

Get this

[rocky quartz]

Why

[white schooner]

LMAO

[burnt mesa]

hiii yuumiiii

[woeful sentinel]

We're safe

[fair night]

lol you did it

[burnt mesa]

please don't gaslight me

oh wait

[thin lance]

Someone over in the minecraft discord server fell for the bait

[burnt mesa]

i have to finish that drawing

[uncut reef]

yumi awake

[thin lance]

They got Rick rolled

[white schooner]

what are u gonna do with the domain lmao

[thin lance]

DIE

[burnt mesa]

maybe if they read more about (this)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BFTio5296w]

[woeful sentinel]

Okay

I'm dead noww

[rocky quartz]

WAIT A MINUTE

[burnt mesa]

wait

[rocky quartz]

NAOMI

[uncut reef]

STAR

[burnt mesa]

aahh frickin

forgot this server disabled markdown

[woeful sentinel]

I needed your attention and it was the fastest way to get it

It worked

[stable cedar]

lmaoooo

[white schooner]

💀

[rocky quartz]

I'm still at work :(

[thin lance]

Nice try, I use preview

[fair night]

The whole starboard is filled with Naomi

[woeful sentinel]

Imagine having a job

[rocky quartz]

I know

[burnt mesa]

and i can't do this kind of troll here

[thin lance]

IMAGING GETTING FIRED

[woeful sentinel]

Literally gonna rename that channel to "#fire-naomi"

[rocky quartz]

I wished I can just be a cute girl instead

[uncut reef]

how to get fired:

1. starboard

[thin lance]

#fire-naomi

#fire-naomi

[burnt mesa]

#fire-naomi

[fair night]

guess the channel backfired straight to the creator

[thin lance]

#fire-naomi

[burnt mesa]

pinball don't

[thin lance]

Bye

[woeful sentinel]

Is this gonna start trending on Twitter now 😭

[burnt mesa]

naomi created it? funny..

[uncut reef]

erm... maybe

[thin lance]

You thought I would spam

[woeful sentinel]

I do the bot stuff yea

[thin lance]

Inner mod is coming out

[fair night]

possible

[burnt mesa]

this is like some Terminator movie lore

you made a machine

that eventually will kill you

[woeful sentinel]

I made @magic tiger

[thin lance]

Hol up, can I start a bot spam with #fire-naomi

[woeful sentinel]

She needs a better name

Desperately

[white schooner]

yes

[burnt mesa]

"miyuki's sister"

[uncut reef]

Rythm-chan (not upside down)

[woeful sentinel]

I said a better name

[fair night]

fr because I'm hurting my neck reading that

[burnt mesa]

Otto von Rythm

[thin lance]

CAN I

[burnt mesa]

or better

Naomimörder

[woeful sentinel]

With what bot

My shit doesn't let you spam >:3

[burnt mesa]

a deutsch word i made up for "naomi killer"

[thin lance]

SOMTHING CALLED AUTOMATED ACCOUNTS

[white schooner]

arent they bannable

[woeful sentinel]

Damn now I really do gotta ban you

[burnt mesa]

congratulations you're now banned from discord itself

[fair night]

you are beyond insane saying that

[burnt mesa]

you don't have to pull that trigger

[uncut reef]

achievement unlocked: ban

[white schooner]

LMAO

[thin lance]

Lol

[white schooner]

my guy

read tos first

[thin lance]

I wouldn't actually

[stable cedar]

[thin lance]

To expensive

[fair night]

Congratulations you have almost followed Zephyr's path

[thin lance]

Money go bye

[white schooner]

LMAOO

real

[uncut reef]

Rythem

[woeful sentinel]

Yes my pronouns are Rythey/rythem

[burnt mesa]

that 'e' was on purpose

[thin lance]

Some graphics editor out there worked hard

[fair night]

Rythem

[white schooner]

i mean atleast pinball doesnt stalk me on roblox while i play with my friends

[burnt mesa]

trolled™️ https://www.trueachievements.com/achievement-meme-maker

[thin lance]

Sued

[fair night]

What if I do instead

[white schooner]

then ur half a zephyr

cuz he did just that once

[fair night]

damn

ok I'm not that insane

let us not

[woeful sentinel]

Can't lose what I never had

[white schooner]

social credit is insane

[burnt mesa]

lmao

[white schooner]

lol

[thin lance]

Chat died

Lmao

[woeful sentinel]

The secret to Naomi is:

• fuck it we ball
• gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[white schooner]

fuck it

[fair night]

it's tempting to mock the system

[white schooner]

wii ball

[burnt mesa]

on my way to nuke naomi

[fair night]

but this is the public

[thin lance]

BALLER

[burnt mesa]

she's british right

[white schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-it-wii-ball-wii-fuck-it-we-ball-wii-ball-we-ball-gif-10295144769324933771

[thin lance]

Mind if I bring a crop duster

[burnt mesa]

otherwise i flew from stalingrad to denmark for nothing

[fair night]

wii balling

[white schooner]

wii are ballin

[thin lance]

STOP POSTIN ABOUT BALLER

[woeful sentinel]

No, I'm from the second circle of hell

[uncut reef]

good old wii accessories

[burnt mesa]

i can't fly downwards

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-in-hell-elmo-fire-flame-gif-8764555

[white schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-baller-roblox-baller-baller-guy-ballers-gif-26937843

[woeful sentinel]

Skill issue

[stable cedar]

[burnt mesa]

wha

well turns out naomi hates me, time to switch sides for real now

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-gif-4962055692262347868

[woeful sentinel]

I don't hate you

I'm just a bitch

[thin lance]

LOL

[white schooner]

switching teams fr

[uncut reef]

oof

[white schooner]

chat do we star

[burnt mesa]

new political party for rythm

[thin lance]

BETRAYAL

[burnt mesa]

the Anti-Naomi-Party

vote ANP

[uncut reef]

we shall star

[woeful sentinel]

Where do I sign up Naomi sucks I hate her

[burnt mesa]

lmao

right

[uncut reef]

First you star Naomi messages

[woeful sentinel]

Did I do it right

[fair night]

I say yes

[uncut reef]

Yes

[woeful sentinel]

Cool

[white schooner]

yea lmao

[white schooner]

on your way to be a professional anti-naomi-party goer

[thin lance]

-15kb of storage

[burnt mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-die-on-fire-elmo-flames-gif-17266822

[burnt mesa]

anyways

[thin lance]

NO TOPIC CHANGES ALLOWED

[woeful sentinel]

allowef

[white schooner]

anywaysn't or what

[celest nimbus]

peak starboard farming

[uncut reef]

yesn't

[uncut reef]

all full of Naomi's

[thin lance]

AMONGUS

[white schooner]

the naomis are attacking

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-gif-2558655191726498734

[burnt mesa]

no: Insufficient privileges to execute command

[white schooner]

i love when an error just says no

[thin lance]

Insufficient brain cells

[burnt mesa]

lmao

wait

i know how to delete naomi

[thin lance]

DO IT

[burnt mesa]

just rm -rf /lib/naomi*

[thin lance]

NUKE

[white schooner]

sudo apt purge naomi

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-5099501693730168061

[burnt mesa]

yes

[uncut reef]

del -f Naomi

[burnt mesa]

also she ran away

[thin lance]

Gone

Reduced to atoms

[burnt mesa]

wait

[white schooner]

shes preparing a tactical nuke

[uncut reef]

we deleted Naomi thrice now

[burnt mesa]

i know how to bring naomi back

[white schooner]

on the ANP

[burnt mesa]

@woeful sentinel quick someone wants to hire your for their website project

[thin lance]

WE MUST GO TO WAR

[white schooner]

sudo apt install Naomi

[white schooner]

LMFAO

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/ww3-world-war3-ww2-hurry-soldiers-gif-15967119

[uncut reef]

LOL

[burnt mesa]

anyway i'll get banned for that

likely

[white schooner]

💰

[woeful sentinel]

They can schedule a paid consultation then

[white schooner]

anyways afk

[burnt mesa]

yes

it worked

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-rick-roll-gif-24863685

[burnt mesa]

naomi returned

now lets roast (kidding)

[fair night]

almost

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[burnt mesa]

do you accept hopes and dreams as payment?

[thin lance]

My life does 😂😂😂

[woeful sentinel]

Yes because I have neither of those

[burnt mesa]

hmm

what about snuggles and cuddles

[woeful sentinel]

I also accept those

[thin lance]

What about .2 bitcoin

[uncut reef]

how about stars?

[burnt mesa]

GIVE IT TO ME

please

that's more than 500 USD

[fair night]

greed 100

[burnt mesa]

give it to me

now

please

[thin lance]

FINE HERE IS 2 AIR

[burnt mesa]

bruh

[thin lance]

😂😂😂

Trolled

FR

[burnt mesa]

no i wasn't

[woeful sentinel]

I think I have some of those

Hang on

[burnt mesa]

even if you had the 0.2 BTC i wouldn't be able to receive them

i don't have a bitcoin wallet lolololol

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-good-life-bitcoin-gif-19531771

Here

Take it

[burnt mesa]

nah

ETH is superior

[thin lance]

Sire

We have an issue

[woeful sentinel]

No I sold my bitcoins never mind

[thin lance]

The hull has been damaged

[burnt mesa]

lmao

[uncut reef]

Yikes

[thin lance]

WERE SINKING

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "yikes"

[uncut reef]

Just responding to Naomi sold the bitcoins

[woeful sentinel]

I had like

I dunno

[thin lance]

I know what you did ron

[woeful sentinel]

$5 of them

they were free

[thin lance]

They are on there way

[uncut reef]

FREE??

[woeful sentinel]

Free

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-lawyer-dmca-takedown-funny-gif-20399057

[burnt mesa]

don't worry i got the guy that damaged the hull in a one circle fight he got no missiles

[thin lance]

They are coming...

[burnt mesa]

i'll get the gun kill

[uncut reef]

No I'm not opening the door for Nintendo ninjas

[thin lance]

This is NOT world of warships legends

[burnt mesa]

this is DCS

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-fbiopenup-carlwhitman-gif-19586039

[burnt mesa]

copycat....

[uncut reef]

too late, already flew

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-trolled-piracy-pirate-account-gif-19474437

https://tenor.com/view/gg-wp-good-game-well-played-ez-gif-21928504

[burnt mesa]

sometimes valve hates you

so what choice do i have

[thin lance]

https://tenor.com/view/gabe-newell-time-crowbar-half-life-gif-15650818

[burnt mesa]

how do i play a game i have in my library if steam is dead

[uncut reef]

good question

no answers

[fair night]

I can now die knowing I did a crime because I had to

[burnt mesa]

exactly

[thin lance]

Nah

Oh crap

I forgor

I "pirated" a windows enterprise key

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-uno-meme-oof-big-gif-20438443

It was pulled on me

WHYYYYYY

[fair night]

You have became the very thing you swore to destroy

[thin lance]

I just disabled the watermark

With registry editor

Lol

Why else did I quote it

https://tenor.com/view/googas-wet-wet-cat-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-20820186

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-4627112428885023977

[burnt mesa]

i mean, sometimes you have no choice when this is the "windows enterprise" in question

[uncut reef]

Windows XP my beloved

[burnt mesa]

yes

on a VM running on top of an AMD EYPC 7000..

[uncut reef]

mhm

[burnt mesa]

just kidding it's not an amd epyc

it's a joke to mess with people, the actual cpu is an intel core2quad

[uncut reef]

omg intel

jk

[burnt mesa]

don't worry the core2quad doesn't explodes

unlike coffee lake..

[uncut reef]

there's an intel processor that what?

[burnt mesa]

Not literally

Recent intel processors are quite unstable

[uncut reef]

yeah, that's why I've been seeing lots of AMDs quite recently

still some Intels, but yeah, kind of figured that could be the case (cough power consumption/heat/etc)

[thin lance]

@dreamy flume computers have been mentioned, get over here

Hold on, gotta set the bait real quick

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-25900194

Bait set

Now

We wait

[steel rose]

Gus

[inland flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/slugma-gif-25681949

[fair night]

silence fills the chat faster than me typing commands

[inland flicker]

true beans

[frosty mantle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5VHBgybnrZJukeWLGEprxU?si=b7823706fac8463e

hi im croat aussie rapper 1 of 3 in aus make my own beats n lyrics and shit dm to be mates

[atomic wolf]

Good morning

[rocky quartz]

Good morning

[fair night]

Morning Frosty

[oblique cloak]

Ohhhhh, interesting

Good morning

[uncut reef]

Go eep

[rocky quartz]

No

:(

[fair night]

Go eep Yumi

[magic obsidian]

Rawr

[rocky quartz]

I don't wanna

[atomic wolf]

Technically, morning.

[magic obsidian]

Yuyu go eep

Or I will revoke your plushie perms

:3

[oblique cloak]

I sence war in the air

[magic obsidian]

War!? Where!?

[rocky quartz]

On one condition: ||Never gonna give you up||

[oblique cloak]

Yup, called it

[magic obsidian]

I have been on the internet too long to trust suspicious hidden text bars

[uncut reef]

Thank god it's not that other one

[magic obsidian]

Ah thankie for confirming suspicions

[rocky quartz]

Actually imma brute force this one

[oblique cloak]

Dw, it's nothing bad

[rocky quartz]

Should have just clicked that box

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-gif-23595798

[oblique cloak]

HOW IS IT SO SMOOTH

WTF

[magic obsidian]

You’re talking to the bitch that used to make everybody lose ||The Game||

[oblique cloak]

:c

[magic obsidian]

Not when it’s a clear bait smh

[uncut reef]

4K240FPS rick astley

[magic obsidian]

pat pat

[oblique cloak]

c:

[rocky quartz]

heh

[magic obsidian]

:3

[oblique cloak]

Bro how is it 60 fps and not lagging discord

[magic obsidian]

removed all your plushies from this mortal plane

[rocky quartz]

heh

[oblique cloak]

I had a 1080p gif which died in 2 seconds

350Mb btw

[atomic wolf]

[magic obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-trolled-troll-trollface-we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-20905602

[rocky quartz]

weak

[atomic wolf]

Press

[oblique cloak]

Chicken 💥

[magic obsidian]

:0 monster

For this crime I sentence you to have your chemical composition inverted

[oblique cloak]

:o

[uncut reef]

If you look into the snowman deeply... darkness consumes :3

[magic obsidian]

Not you tho, for you I sentence you to this gives phone to game

[magic obsidian]

:00000000

[oblique cloak]

C: I actually started a game on my tablet cuz im bored

[magic obsidian]

Hubnew try not to be adorable challenge (failed) (impossible)

[uncut reef]

omg adorable hubnew

:3

[oblique cloak]

Hear me out, you arent the first one to call me that and you haven't seen the Polish side XD

[magic obsidian]

:0

Gimme the multi-dimensional Hubnew

[magic obsidian]

Literally!!! :3

[oblique cloak]

Oh no no no no no no, I would get bonked FAST

[atomic wolf]

No thanks

[magic obsidian]

D: whai so mean

[atomic wolf]

I ain't mean.

[rocky quartz]

Meanie!!

[oblique cloak]

Frosty? He just a snowman

[analog ivy]

hello

[rocky quartz]

Hi hi

[analog ivy]

hru

[magic obsidian]

[rocky quartz]

good wbu

[analog ivy]

im good but bored asf

[rocky quartz]

may i suggest

[analog ivy]

??

[rocky quartz]

https://osu.ppy.sh/

[analog ivy]

IV BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS

[magic obsidian]

I was gonna say something then realised I wasn’t in my chill hangout server with friends lmao

[analog ivy]

wait i didnt look at the rule can i curse??

[rocky quartz]

Can you also buy me this

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivestartend_gamingchair_hoshimachisuisei?_pos=3&_sid=761db2573&_ss=r

[analog ivy]

idk

[rocky quartz]

Perhaps

[magic obsidian]

No!

Didn’t you already buy like 12 of them?

[uncut reef]

it's 30k btw

[rocky quartz]

:(

I want the chair

[analog ivy]

nvm

[rocky quartz]

It is not 30k

It's only 1k with shipping

[magic obsidian]

Bish you can’t afford them and your 14625492 new plushies and their duplicates you ordered last week!

[analog ivy]

ik its 400 sum

wild

[uncut reef]

yeah, it's actually a staple joke in here, it was not the actual price

[analog ivy]

ik

[magic obsidian]

You are cultured if you understand the 30,000

[rocky quartz]

:3 give me 30k plz

[analog ivy]

im broke

[magic obsidian]

Only if you give me 30k in GBP

[uncut reef]

i already paid her 30k multiple times already :3

[magic obsidian]

Why not pay me ;-;

[uncut reef]

are you yumi?

[stable cedar]

YUMI GO TO BED

[magic obsidian]

Nu, I fox empress

[magic obsidian]

OMG HAIIIIIIIIIII

[uncut reef]

then you get 30k too

[oblique cloak]

Hai Eeroe

[magic obsidian]

YAYYYYYY :D

[uncut reef]

EERIE AWAKE!

[oblique cloak]

Very good and relaxing game, 100/10

[magic obsidian]

Embed failure detected

Coverup detected

:3

[analog ivy]

...

[stable cedar]

awake yet very tired

[magic obsidian]

Go eepy too lil Kirby

[oblique cloak]

EEP

[uncut reef]

go eep too Eerie

[rocky quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/506362070737092609/975610608600907827/caption-2-2.gif
-# don't actually do this

[analog ivy]

its 2am here bro

[stable cedar]

Nag I'm good

[analog ivy]

i wanna pass out but i can T_T

cant*

[rocky quartz]

Oh, I can make you pass out

I gotchu

[magic obsidian]

I went to sleep really early and woke up at like 5am

[oblique cloak]

Oh boy...

[magic obsidian]

I actually feel good for once

I’m just lying on muh bed being blasted by the morning air :D

[analog ivy]

I'm waiting

[rocky quartz]

I didn't say I was gonna do it

[analog ivy]

i hate u

[magic obsidian]

Wait……

[stable cedar]

typical

[magic obsidian]

But you did

You said that you got them

Yuyu liar confirmed!?

[uncut reef]

DUN DUN DUNNNN

:O

[magic obsidian]

Chat let the wider community know yumi lied in a discord server

[stable cedar]

Truly a Yumi moment

[analog ivy]

it whatever ill prob just slam my head into the wall

[magic obsidian]

This is breaking news

[rocky quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83m1MDmPBuI

[magic obsidian]

Hey a me moment is accidentally starting the Second Oblivion Crisis and then cutely going to bed

[oblique cloak]

Yes

[uncut reef]

how to make it widely more known: ⭐

[analog ivy]

is for

[magic obsidian]

gives @stable cedar

[magic obsidian]

:0 true true

[stable cedar]

[uncut reef]

yayyyy

[analog ivy]

im bored

[oblique cloak]

Brother chill

[uncut reef]

also chill with the words

[rocky quartz]

[analog ivy]

who

hey

WHY

U DEMONS

[magic obsidian]

Chill

[oblique cloak]

Ya think you funny for that huh?

[magic obsidian]

Please

[analog ivy]

pull the trigger

[magic obsidian]

It’s 07:30, I don’t want chat like this rn thanks

[oblique cloak]

Chill and dont get yourself in bigger trouble

[fair night]

Are wii having a problem here?

[oblique cloak]

Yea

[magic obsidian]

Get out of here with your punny ass puns :p

[analog ivy]

its 2:30 am 🙂

[magic obsidian]

Awwww it’s okay you can stay Logan

[rocky quartz]

Don't make me do my job when I just want to play osu

holy fuck that's a cute emote

favorited

[magic obsidian]

You should be sleeping ;-;

[rocky quartz]

You should be paying me

[uncut reef]

New Yumi sip emote confirmed

[magic obsidian]

Not until you pay me!

Then I’ll pay you back :3

[analog ivy]

bananananananaanannana

[uncut reef]

[fair night]

alright back to minecrafting with friends

[analog ivy]

respect

[rocky quartz]

Not in the contract you agreed to, @magic obsidian

Why was there so many Aurora

[magic obsidian]

This is actually fraud smh

[rocky quartz]

It ain't fraud when it's obeying the laws

[magic obsidian]

I did not sign this no siggynaturie

[uncut reef]

What's a potatoe and the potatee?

[analog ivy]

🫥

bruh

[rocky quartz]

Employer and employee, but potatoe and potatee

[uncut reef]

Ahh, gotcha

[analog ivy]

goodbye peps

[magic obsidian]

How about a third option? Financial crimes

[oblique cloak]

Its written in a semi official manner

[magic obsidian]

How do you feel about collapsing capitalism real quick

[stable cedar]

HEY

[rocky quartz]

Why are you mad

[wraith bay]

Haiu yall

[rocky quartz]

You aren't Aurora

[wraith bay]

The fine print prolly

[uncut reef]

I like how the starboard put out a good story

[stable cedar]

I've already been rickrolled several times today 😭
Come on

[thick heath]

yeo

[oblique cloak]

Ridm lore

[rocky quartz]

much love to you

<3

[thick heath]

tap det

[uncut reef]

True true

[wraith bay]

What's a few several more?

[oblique cloak]

There is ridm app lore and ridm community lore

[uncut reef]

:OOOO

[magic obsidian]

my hand was forced, sorry yumi

[wraith bay]

And it all starts with the ridm goddess yumi

[wraith bay]

Yumi, your financial details are sillygoose

[rocky quartz]

So true

[magic obsidian]

silly

[uncut reef]

:3

[uncut reef]

Yumi's financial details: suisei plushies and $1.64

[magic obsidian]

:3

Sounds about right hehe

Chat I want some milk ;-; idk why but I have a craving for it

[uncut reef]

🥛

[magic obsidian]

:D

[wraith bay]

Is there any room in your court, my empress?

[oblique cloak]

I was gone for 5 minutes

And we are inside a court again

[magic obsidian]

yus

[magic obsidian]

no no no the court is closed, this is now the Royal Court :3

[oblique cloak]

Even better

[wraith bay]

I'm honored to be of service anyway I can, My Empress

[oblique cloak]

Is there any place where I can go with my blanket and be comfy in a corner?

[wraith bay]

A dungeon?

[oblique cloak]

It no comfy

[wraith bay]

Empress Auroras are

[magic obsidian]

:D

[frail wagon]

Is the rhythm bot back ?

[wraith bay]

Yes, as an activity

[magic obsidian]

yus you can have a lil bed in the corner of my room

[oblique cloak]

c:

[wraith bay]

Where shall I sleep?

[magic obsidian]

in your room? the palace is big enough

[frail wagon]

How do I get him back in my server?

[wraith bay]

Which one is mine?

[wraith bay]

I lost it

[wraith bay]

Uhm head over to #faq it'll tell you better there than I could

[frail wagon]

Alright broo thanks

[wraith bay]

Basically when in a discord call with at least one other person you go tot he activity things and look for rythm

[uncut reef]

Join a voice chat, look for the , and search for Rythm. Or if you don't want to use the VC, click on , Start Activity, and search for Rythm.

[magic obsidian]

Mmmmmm the smell of petroleum fumes

The construction work has started

[steel rose]

Nerd emoji

[mint trench]

qrf

your mom

[steel rose]

Wtf

Your mom

[mint trench]

WTF

gonna beat you up

[steel rose]

I'm right next to u twat try me

My dad will beat u up

[mint trench]

WTF

[steel rose]

LMFAO

[mint trench]

ill shoot him. (in minecraft)

[worldly solar]

I am green again

[wraith bay]

No u

Bloody nerd you is innit?

[steel rose]

Boat

[wraith bay]

Bloody nerd

[wraith bay]

Where?

[raw gyro]

https://youtu.be/-GiznLXCmrc?si=68CzjpetJDqTQv0u

Hi there

[magic obsidian]

I’m gonna sink it :3

[wraith bay]

I'll help you my Empress

[raw gyro]

https://youtu.be/-GiznLXCmrc?si=68CzjpetJDqTQv0u

[mint trench]

nuh uh

[wraith bay]

Nah

Naw

[mint trench]

y'aint getting me

[raw gyro]

very good music

[wraith bay]

Everybody make way for Empress Aurora, First of Her Name, Empress of the Jar Empire!! 🎺 🎺👑👑

[mint trench]

im gonna assassinate the mf

[wraith bay]

Oh no you isnt

I shall protect my Empress forevermore

[wraith bay]

I believe zobs is a threat to the Empress

Scratch that

I believe that zobs should be the empress

[thin whale]

uh no.. i found sad song about dad and daughter. Lemme know if u like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfIJHeBT6fc

[analog ivy]

if u wanna join a cool small server friend me (u get infinite aura)

[analog ivy]

Hey guys

[wraith bay]

if there are any lurkers out there, please reveal yourself

[jaunty hawk]

when is the app rolling out

[uncut reef]

Soon

[oblique cloak]

Hi chat

[magic obsidian]

Traitor

[wraith bay]

Uhm she could be the empress of the box empire and you the empress of the jar empire......

[vague sluice]

hey friends and family

[magic obsidian]

But I am sat in a box

[wraith bay]

But your the empress of the jar empire

[magic obsidian]

And she is trapped in a jar

[uncut reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092560565626474517/1260567163379388478/78650654_1.gif

[fair night]

and the jar is in Aurora's hands

[untold mural]

guys i’m at the beach

[uncut reef]

ooh have fun

[worldly solar]

hi

[half mango]

🥚🐔

[vague sluice]

rrrrrrrrrrridm chan

[fleet solar]

good morning

[tough prism]

he;;o people

[opaque solar]

Hello

[native hill]

archie and ixz beach episode 0:

[lunar totem]

:(

[lunar totem]

is this real

anyways hi

[steel rose]

@untold mural u at the beach too

[untold mural]

yes

[steel rose]

Fire

[lunar totem]

the water

[untold mural]

i thought this was a really big foot at first

[uncut reef]

Wave

[buoyant phoenix]

Chixken

[untold mural]

👋🏼🌊

[half mango]

kinda Sus bro joined the same time like account date

[fair night]

he's been spamming them the entire day

[orchid stump]

Hi! How can help me? I cant uses this bot, but i cant on music becouse he drop me for this chat.. (sorry, i don't speak english very well)

[fair night]

Hey there, can you explain what happened?
Are you still clueless on how to launch Rythm, or to play music with it?

[orchid stump]

when I try to turn on music, an empty window pops up with your discord channel

[burnt mesa]

Oh my GOD

Okay so, someone brings in a 64 BIT computer for you to format and install some software

And you do everything until you notice the printer driver isnt "compatible with your computer"

Thinking its weird, you go to properties and realize the windows you installed is 32 bit

Now i have to redo everything

[limpid vault]

rip in piece

[burnt mesa]

Im going to go insane

[uncut reef]

rip computer that just installed a wrong version

[atomic wolf]

😮

[woeful sentinel]

How do you even get a 32 bit OS anymore that's the architecture for dinosaurs

[burnt mesa]

When you're obligated to put windows on a core2duo, you have no option but to go with a previous build

And to get those previous builds i have to rely on a custom setup installer that steals them from microsofts own network

Seems like i chose the 32 bit option instead of 64

if only i could make the client come to BSD/Linux

[woeful sentinel]

Just set them up with an xfce environment and theme it to look like windows

[burnt mesa]

They will notice it eventually

[woeful sentinel]

As long as it's after you get paid, who cares

[burnt mesa]

Yeah, lmao

But honestly it just drives me mad how microsoft gives 0 fucks about the clients hardware

And how some technicians also seem to not give a shit

I had received a machine running windows 10 23H2 on an amd C-50 mobile processor

It was so bad that the mice would lag on the login screen

[oblique cloak]

Hi chat

[burnt mesa]

hi

[outer dagger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYHXku_2occ

[dusty kraken]

yo bros. not happy about new rythm. no 200% volume and youtube gets commercials

[limpid vault]

wait, are you saying you wish rythm had commercials?