Killer Clown Shoes - UAC - 7x, S4, Full Animalistic, 1x dispel, FCW

[hearty ferry]

Selling some "oversized red leather shoes".

If you don't love the alter, EG in 2 weeks.

It imparts a bonus of +35 more than usual.
It has been infused with the power of a strange anti-magical substance (1 dispel attempt).
It appears to weigh about 2 pounds.
It is estimated to be worth about 50,550,000 silvers.
It is fairly weighted to inflict more critical wounds than a normal weapon of its type.
It is predominantly crafted of leather.
It is temporarily blessed against the undead.
It has been sanctified 4 times.
It may be enchanted up to a bonus of 35 by a wizard and was last enchanted by Arannia.
It is an intricate project (520 difficulty) for an adventurer to modify.
It has some unknown (scripted) benefit.
It has a permanently unlocked loresong by Skarilas.

Animal Spirit
T4 Grapple flares
Revenge Unlocked
Wild Backlash Unlocked

These were 170k at DR, not including services (4x-7x enchant, S4, fairly crit weighted). So about 200k bloodscrip for these Krusty Killers.

110m.

[swift oak]

To go full clown, the spirit in these needs to be Fozzy Bear

[real lintel]

Where are the matching oversized padded white gloves?

[hearty ferry]

Well I am selling a pair of GEF gloves too. I'll throw in a mask you can alter into a red nose and a oversized red smile and presto, you're full blow clown

[shrewd citrus]

This is a blunt weapon ?

[peak epoch]

Wait. You’re selling flare gloves? Or UAC gloves?

[hearty ferry]

Flare gloves. You know what, let's just forget this whole thing.

[peak epoch]

No! Let’s not forget it!

[hearty ferry]

They are Unarmed combat shoes

[hearty ferry]

Bump. Anyone needs kicky-go-oww boots?

[flint wharf]

I love Killer Clowns from Outer Space however my monk is not deserving of these.

[dapper vault]

Classic.