An excellent point
#The Grand Auction of 5123 (Part 1)
nova haven
placid otter
I like how there's a new automated auction so less gms need to be involved, but ultimately there will be even MORE there just watching.
gentle grove
fire rolton
You load your urnon shotgun with an angry swarm of BEEEEEEES!.
You take aim and fire an angry swarm of BEEEEEEES! at a rolton!
AS: +2670 vs DS: +5 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +97 = +2792
... and hit for 1174 points of damage!
Strike punctures thigh and shatters femur!
The rolton bleats loudly as she collapses to the ground in obvious pain and favors her mangled left hind leg.
The rolton lets out a final agonized bleat and dies.
The BEEEEEEES! sticks in a rolton's left leg!
Roundtime: 2 sec.
silver imp
Haha
nova haven
I bid 12 silver
shadow mist
reserve was 13, sorry
keen kelp
i think we found out first integer cap item!
nova haven
Give me a repeating scorpion I can deploy like Tachanka
gilded adder
>fire rolton
You load your urnon shotgun with an angry swarm of BEEEEEEES!.
You ...
Your AS is almost as high as @analog gull
silver imp
>fire rolton
You load your urnon shotgun with an angry swarm of BEEEEEEES!.
You ...
You take aim and fire a boomstick shell at a rolton!
AS: +41601 vs DS: +25 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +74 = +41680
... and hit for 17697 points of damage!
Incredible shot to the eye penetrates deep into skull!
The rolton collapses to the ground, emits a final bleat, and dies.
The shell sticks in a rolton's left eye!
Roundtime: 2 sec.
He's dead, Jim.
naive escarp
poor rolton
silver imp
The resistance to the year of the rolton is here.
gilded adder
The resistance to the year of the rolton is here.
keen kelp
it was supposed to be THEIR year - a damn shame
silver imp
You carefully strap your boomstick to your strap. It rattles against the banhammer strapped to it, and you carefully adjust them.
keen kelp
"locked and loaded"
odd root
what about your HMC mallet?
silver imp
Okay, what am I doing, I'm not even ready for this auction, BYE
naive escarp
he upgraded it to the banhammer
gentle grove
They don't need an auction today, we can put it off to tomorrow.
odd root
^
gilded adder
Okay, what am I doing, I'm not even ready for this auction, BYE
Pre-destressing
green saffron
```
You take aim and fire a boomstick shell at a rolton!
AS: +41601 vs DS: +25...
This looks very much like a Boom Stick. I like it.
static wave
changing the collar to "A golden melody of tinntinnabarum" or whatever tha word was
silver imp
Okay, yeah, sorry everyone. Auction postponed because Tamuz and I are going to have a gun fight against the rising rolton population.
nimble bolt
you heard it! auction's post-poned until 11AM!
fringe elbow
As long as it's for a good reason nod
gentle grove
Rolton Uprising
placid otter
When are you going to start selling the wholesale Rolton meat?
leaden sonnet
Elanthian pistols confirmed to be in the auction, spread the word
gentle grove
You have hand crossbows!
silent wasp
Wyrom... stop typing and get on with making me a blink bow for the auction.. go man
stuck walrus
Has there been any update to the disconnect issue?
silver imp
Oh, concerning my PIE BOX. The demeanor check is not 100% going into this. Please don't use your power for too much evil before that's resolved.
keen kelp
our PIES will blot out the sun
nova haven
people with demeanor cold are most deserving of being hit in the face with pies typically
nimble bolt
"too much evil"? there's such a thing?
silver imp
Has there been any update to the disconnect issue?
Yes, that was resolved but the sign still has a warning just to not do weird stuff.
hoary ginkgo
I want to win the pie box just to drop it in the well
gentle grove
Don't make this weird.
hoary ginkgo
World saved.
leaden sonnet
Don't do weird stuff to the pie...I saw a movie about this once
static wave
guess i gotta buy it now
crisp vector
Unban Ycelacie for a day so Ordim can throw pies at her
nimble bolt
I want to win the pie box just to drop it in the well
Trust me, yea dun wanna do tha....
wise bolt
I need the pie box to get revenge on Retser for all those pumpkins to the face.
static wave
Ordim : Pie Assassin for higher
The Frosting assassin - keep the secret
minor comet
Pie box is going to make the next GM staff meeting real funny before it gets fixed.
wise bolt
Ordim: Please Place Pie Pummelling Procedure Promptly.
static wave
Pie projectile prepped, proceeding promptly - procedure prepared, plotted, positioned, PROCEED
PLOP POW
plain delta
(you forgot poison)
wise bolt
POOF
static wave
(you forgot poison)
SEASONING! (spice)
nimble bolt
YOU WILL ALL TREMBLE IN FEAR OF THE GNOMISH PIE-INATOR BEFORE THE DAY IS DONE!
small path
wow even GMs aren't allowed holsters ๐
nova haven
You put a lor water cannon in your water cannon holster.
Just gotta get a tardis for them alters
prisma wadi
Wyrom... stop typing and get on with making me a blink bow for the auction.. go ...
You can't afford it if he makes this
placid otter
if the person who buys the pie box gets banned for abusing it before the safety is added, what happens to the box? is it randomly thrown at one of the victims?
static wave
it gets reverted to throwing entire towns at people
gentle grove
Then we consider the pie experiment a failure.
static wave
I'm going to buy it and use it to terrorize everyone into rebuilding The Pie Shop: Pie down and rest weary warrior
silent wasp
You can't afford it if he makes this
I know arshwikk. But at least I'd make my fellow ranged friends happy. If it were a crossbow I still couldn't afford it but there would be less competition... maybe??
static wave
rolls up alt named Piespotter
prisma wadi
I know arshwikk. But at least I'd make my fellow ranged friends happy. If it wer...
For sure on the crossbow. To be clear on the bow, I couldn't afford it either, lol.
silent wasp
For sure on the crossbow. To be clear on the bow, I couldn't afford it either, l...
That's a lie. You could make ot happen
gleaming sorrel
You can't afford it if he makes this
It canโt be done currently
prisma wadi
Nah, I spent over 400m of my silvers during DR and have been too busy with work to even make a strong effort to recover. I'm not worried about it. Maybe there will be something less insane I can afford though.
gleaming sorrel
I know arshwikk. But at least I'd make my fellow ranged friends happy. If it wer...
Itโs not been possible. Probably currently still isnโt.
keen kelp
@desert pilot "and an AUCTION RULES SIGN YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY READ" - they have the technology! your maul is no longer just a dream!
desert pilot
NEED!
but now I only have 9m silvers so I'm not sure they'll even let me in the room.
prisma wadi
I would be happy if an 8x bow with an S5 could hit a demon...that doesn't even work, so...
nova haven
Sanctified needs to be fixed to work on demons for sure
Especially since at S6 you can't bless it anymore
static wave
You currently have no open bank accounts.
You currently have 0 inter-town bank transfer options available.```
LETS GO!Good news is you can bid on stuff with 9m!
desert pilot
just gotta be real fast?
nimble bolt
steal sign
You may not steal here.
well....phoo!
silver imp
Nordreded!
static wave
1 hour 9 minutes
prisma wadi
do you have to be inside by 7?
crisp vector
Does it make a diff if you bring coins or a note? I donโt want of all over with coins lol
static wave
nope - just keep the note in your hand
nova haven
if you bring a note you won't be encumbered
stuck walrus
the boost REALMS SILVER will allow you to use the BANK TRANSFER CONSOLIDATE command. PSAs for you. (It consolidates all your character's bank account into your current local account).
Also turning on your REFUSE SILVER flag is a good idea tonight.
crisp vector
Yeah the realm boost and consolidate was very handy today as I raided my five other characters bank accounts lol.
gentle grove
It's too late for more spoilers, right?
neat nexus
If you give people silvers just to try to disqualify them, I will make you come sit in time out with me
stoic plaza
When worn, the [redacted] appears in the wearer's features and permanently enhances their [redacted].
It is set to appear behind the wearer's right ear. Being made of white ora, it represents the moon Liabo.```You know you can just have us bid on private time to feature creep stuff, right?
placid otter
You know you can just have us bid on private time to feature creep stuff, right?
about to say, that promise could backfire horribly
stuck walrus
If you give people silvers just to try to disqualify them, I will make you come ...
I assumed so, and I'd also prefer not to risk it at all.
nova haven
It's too late for more spoilers, right?
negative
neat nexus
Isn't that just discord
static wave
Yeah but in game you are closer to the code
placid otter
Will the door open early for the neurotic among us? Asking for a clearly increasing number of people.
silver imp
You whisper to your pie box and sense that the magic in the box was successful. Canofwyroms was hit in the face with a lemon custard pie dusted with arathiel butterflies near the Lower Dragonsclaw or somewhere close to it.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
You see Canofwyroms.
He appears to be a Human.
He is short. He appears to be very young. He has ale-brown eyes and alabaster skin. He has a bald head. He has smudges of a lemon custard pie dusted with arathiel butterflies streaked across his face.
see, now I can leave the auction satisfied even if I don't win anything
shadow mist
lol
prisma wadi
If you give people silvers just to try to disqualify them, I will make you come ...
Why are YOU in timeout?
silver imp
The pie box radiates a brilliant glow. It has a lemon custard pie dusted with arathiel butterflies loaded within. You need to wait 3,541 seconds before whispering to your pie box again. The last name whispered was Canofwyroms. It has been successfully whispered to 6 times.
delicate jetty
teleporting pies. That's brilliant.
static wave
if I win the box, i promise to shenanigans
plain delta
```
You see Canofwyroms.
He appears to be a Human.
He is short. He appears to b...
this makes me want a makeup gun ala the simpsons
placid otter
if I win the box, i promise to shenanigans
hit me up, we can make some fun pies
static wave
my basketifier is ready
silver imp
This is a magical pie box that can be loaded with almost any pie. You can then WHISPER to the box a name of someone in Elanthia and send a pie to hit them right in the face! There are certain factors that will make it so the person you're aiming for can't be targeted. If the person is far away, it will be a little more messy and come with an hour cooldown. If they are there with you in the room, it won't be as messy, but no cooldown!
To load a pie, simply PUT [a pie] IN box. You can LOOK at the box to check the status.
There are some pending updates to add demeanor checks and messaging to this pie box, please use it responsibly!
serene condor
this makes me want a makeup gun ala the simpsons
Homer, women won't like being shot in the face.
silver imp
I added the pending updates to the ANALYZE
placid otter
"He has smudges of lemon pie tasting vaguely of disappointment and parental letdown..."
nimble bolt
what does "responsibly" mean?
static wave
wait until you can top pies with ice cream
silent wasp
Itโs not been possible. Probably currently still isnโt.
Oh I know. I've been hoping for that for years now though.
serene condor
what does "responsibly" mean?
Probably "don't use this to harass people."
static wave
what does "responsibly" mean?
it means outbid Ordim
gentle grove
Ready to fill in 7 cells of the auction spreadsheet?
nova haven
YAS
gentle grove
As you sing, you feel a faint resonating vibration from the faenor ivy vine charm in your hand...
The charm resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a boost to Ranger Spell Circle.
keen sedge
there it is
nimble bolt
...well thas no fun
nova haven
Ooooh spellbook pinworns?
keen sedge
+5?
devout pawn
oh, well, that...um. yeah, very nice item for someone not me.
silent wasp
```
This is a magical pie box that can be loaded with almost any pie. You can t...
Unpresence scrolls and imbeddibles shoot up in price 500x
nova haven
just use on a warrior alt with KS
royal cedar
```You analyze your white ora scarab and sense that the creator has provided the...
Once it's worn, can it be taken off again? I spy the word "permanently"
nova haven
o_O
royal cedar
Also it looks like it's bugged. It says redacted instead of where it should say the spoiler
Scarab = bugged
stoic plaza
then you wear it and become bugged
gentle grove
||[Redacted]||
royal cedar
||[Redacted]||
Every time
nova haven
Never trust the box
stoic plaza
the formatting didn't seem to work in the block quote, but maybe i'm challenged
royal cedar
the enhancive is permanent
Does it take up an inventory slot?
nova haven
Unless it's Casils redacted box, he has proven trustworthy of proper spoileries
stoic plaza
it is pinworn
plain delta
Every time
bless you for doing work
sage tundra
I appreciate that the teleporting pies have an implied velocity determined by distance
spark meadow
are there gonna be any freebies?
gentle grove
You can smell the silver for free.
Wyrom may award free test pies, to ensure the item is working properly!
keen kelp
the real freebies are the friends we made along the way
spark meadow
sometimes there's spins and stuff
stoic plaza
when the weight of everyone's silver causes a sinkhole, there may be opportunities for free silvers
cobalt bronze
Once they get all the coins in one place.... BOOM
placid otter
I'd much rather free stuff be in a giftbox to prevent the entire game population from trying to cram in a room
stoic plaza
sadly, structural engineers haven't been invented yet
cobalt bronze
1mil silver worth $100per
keen kelp
a pie so large it could destroy the world
gilded adder
sadly, structural engineers haven't been invented yet
Or fire marshals
green saffron
98%, I believe is the last I heard.
minor comet
This is a mostly complete list with a great deal of speculation:
https://gswiki.play.net/Grand_Auction_of_5123/lists
nova haven
It might be missing a thing or two
desert pilot
Pending updates in analyze should actually be a thingโฆlike if something has a bug that a fix is being worked on, etc.
We are actively working on a fix. Itโs coming RSN
royal cedar
I wonder if it is a list that is known to be missing 2% of the items which will show up or a list that is known with 98% accuracy to be complete. Because those are very different things!
vague onyx
what is Tamuz' 7 set?
royal cedar
what is Tamuz' 7 set?
Spellbook enhancives
vague onyx
interesting.. the full +50?
silver imp
Oh boy, here come the silver.
royal cedar
interesting.. the full +50?
Dunno
nova haven
Oh boy, here come the silver.
what's the sitch wade
static wave
I turned all my silvers into lichcoins, will they be accepted?
clear abyss
Suddenly there was a rush on bank withdrawls, hah
vague onyx
"Heals the user based on movement, cat-themed fluff" ?
gentle grove
Fortunately, the Elanthian banking system is structurally sound.
Your silver is perfectly safe in Elanthian banking establishments.
nova haven
Is the Elanthian banking institution safe from a mass withdrawl situation?
gentle grove
Yes!
vague onyx
too big to fail
gentle grove
Your silver is held on a 1:1 basis and not reinvested in any way, shape, or form.
verbal flare
FDIC insurance up to 2,147,483,647
vague onyx
....i'm still waiting for my interest
nova haven
I tried to get my several billion out earlier and they were like "sorry the best we can do is 2,147,483,647"
placid otter
that would explain the terrible state of the infrastructure
static wave
with all these properties going out, mortgages would be huge
green saffron
The Auction Rules Sign should have a look of "YOU SHOULD REALLY READ THIS SIGN!"
gentle grove
All they asked was a small fee for issuing notes, but alas.
silver imp
We're going SVB, everyone. We're starting the IOUs.
static wave
pie on yous
stoic plaza
to soon, probably
cobalt bronze
We're going SVB, everyone. We're starting the IOUs.
weary gazelle
Can I use my FRC stock to buy items? It's likely the only value I'm going to get out of it at this point.
stoic plaza
forums are gluten-free. i mean gif-free
gentle grove
I will offer 1 pie for the stock.
nova haven
Auchand promoting RMT!?
loud echo
Oh boy, here come the silver.
what we up to?
cobalt bronze
does the note exchanger still charge a fee?
silver imp
what we up to?
-1,374,375,002, thanks to integer limits, Elanthia is saved.
loud echo
lol
placid otter
just to be sure, the notes can be any bank, right?
silver imp
Yes
placid otter
yeah, the uber wealthy will just open coin hands
loud echo
There's only 1.374 billion withdrawn so far?
it's wrapped around probably multiple times
green saffron
Bidding won't count what's in coin hands. Has to be on you in silvers or notes.
weary gazelle
We had a huge auction at work (boarding school) over the weekend, so I ended up talking about this with a colleague who was only half-listening and she was really confused why we would be selling magical items to parents.
stuck walrus
"What do you mean a cat bell that heals you as you walk? I don't think the parents would approve of putting a collar on their children."
weary gazelle
LOL.
nova haven
Heck that, leash the children
static wave
39 minutes!
vague onyx
how does that cat bell work? is it only blood healing or does it reduce wounds and scars too?
plain delta
Is the warehouse there/open?
crisp vector
does it matter where your note is from
keen kelp
we just hanging outside right now, playing with the SIGN
forest knoll
Wait, do we need to travel to WL for this?
nova haven
Yar
plain delta
No it doesn't matter where it's from.
Yes, you do.
vague onyx
it's in the middle of that island in fwi. gotta row your way there!
devout pawn
GET RUNNING
nova haven
Does nobody read the PINS
gilded adder
Does nobody read the PINS
Yes
nova haven
Whales have poor eyesight, you're exc...
placid otter
I'm waiting for the auction on the flotilla
opaque wharf
Only when im searching for information lost to the abyss of 1000 posts
nova haven
I love the flotilla I just don't love getting there
Especially since it seems to just go east
green saffron
Location/directions to auction warehouse are now on the main page for the auction, since some people don't use Discord, so don't know how to get there.
static wave
I was under the impression there would be teleporting involved but I am not an event organizer
stoic plaza
it's rare that people even read the game
static wave
this is a game !?
stoic plaza
Discord never had a chance
nova haven
--- Lich: could not find script 'whereami' in directory C:/Users/Suprimacy/OneDrive/Desktop/Lich5/scripts Welp idk where we are either
green saffron
I was under the impression there would be teleporting involved but I am not an e...
I think there was supposed to be, but things changed.
static wave
I think there was supposed to be, but things changed.
As long as I wasn't completely wrong the entire time
keen kelp
i cant even read - thats why i only buy items with ascii show descriptions
forest knoll
Does nobody read the PINS
some people do, but i've found if you have a person on ignore, you may not see their comments in the pins. ๐
maiden kite
is Naamit saying something? I can't see
keen kelp
and in all honesty - ive been checking the pins everyday for updates, so thank you for adding things to then ๐
gilded adder
Naamit blink twice if you can read this
cobalt bronze
also, why is WL covered in tightly bound acantha, what is the city council doing about it? (as a visitor i am unimpressed)
static wave
[Announcement: The Grand Auction of 5123 Part 1 starts in roughly 30 minutes. Please make sure you have your silver (in either coin or note form) on you before entering. The entry is located in the Wedding Glade outside Wehnimer's Landing. There is an OOC sign there you should read. The warehouse to get in will be closed shortly after 7pm ET. It will open periodically throughout the night. Passing silvers in any form will disqualify you from the auction. Good luck, have fun!]
sand mist
get excited!
opaque wharf
Giving Ordim power of edit on a Pin, i forsee pie
hollow elm
Open the warehouse!
nova haven
also, why is WL covered in tightly bound acantha, what is the city council doing...
Someone emptied their herb kit and it's gone EVERYWHERE
shadow mist
@wyrom just checking, but everything passed today will go into the RoL auction?
static wave
As funny as that would be, I have a weird thing about not doing stuff like that. I may be a volatile, annoying, etc etc, but I stand by my reputation of providing somewhat reliable information and backing all business deals.
loud echo
are we over 60 people with >100m yet? how about 100? hah
silver imp
are we over 60 people with >100m yet? how about 100? hah
Yes
robust agate
-1,374,375,002, thanks to integer limits, Elanthia is saved.
Yes, but the real question is--dangit Vaemyr
lol
silver imp
Same reason why it's not safe to auto track this on login is now upon us. So it's not easy to look.
polar veldt
Can you tell how many silverlydoos are in the land right now?!
hollow elm
>go ware
Where are you trying to go?
Nope, it's rolled over too many times.
placid otter
what about just how many notes?
loud echo
he probably can't due to it going negative/positive and back like 10-20-30 times
keen kelp
wealth list all
leaden sonnet
Any notes work, correct? If there is a pinned answer, I missed it
loud echo
yes
distant bone
Yes, any notes work. Not, yes, there is a pinned answer that you missed. ๐
Just clarifying.
cobalt bronze
set refusesilver on
You will now automatically refuse any silvers offered directly to you.
distant karma
Did plat silvers roll over the integer limit? ๐
shadow mist
lol
cerulean eagle
so... everybody is here with our silvers... is the part where everybody dies and we get our silvers stolen in this grand scheme setup? ๐
loud echo
not if it's in note form!
static wave
the doors are open
gleaming sorrel
||[Redacted]||
Every time!
green saffron
The floor creaks under your feet.
weary gazelle
Haliste was able to help me ensure that the T5 Thaumaturge Tome will be going out today.
vague onyx
You can't drag an AUCTION RULES SIGN YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY READ!
gentle grove
It's probably safe.
placid otter
awww, no mystery item opener? that was the best
silver imp
Different auction methods!
nova haven
``` who kidnapped Doenayhow many people on in prime?
static wave
783
loud echo
in the room? uhhh a lot
shadow mist
not too bad
gaunt prairie
How 'bout Plat?
forest knoll
More than during DR, I think!
shadow mist
76 in plat
distant karma
Its a new record!
shadow mist
lol
static wave
8 minutes!
[Announcement: This is the last announcement about passing silver off and making sure you have it for the auction! Anything done after 7pm ET cannot be at the auction! The warehouse will close just after 7pm ET as well. No late entries until we periodically open it up.]
vague onyx
are we supposed to be able to inspect the slug
weary gazelle
are we supposed to be able to inspect the slug
Ew.
keen kelp
im inspecting it - a lot
robust agate
Auction time is nigh!
loud echo
sooooooon
vague onyx
rsn
static wave
7pm!
vague onyx
this is the perfect time for a game crash that makes everyone lose what's in their hands
robust agate
suddenly registers promissory note
silver imp
HERE WE GO
maiden kite
the lights dim
round sleet
gird self
loud echo
snack in hand, drinks by my side, lets do this
odd seal
How long til you tell us how much silver is present in the room?
distant karma
80 logged in on plat. 0.0
plain delta
Still less than 60 with 100+ mil?
loud echo
Still less than 60 with 100+ mil?
it was over 100 a while ago
silver imp
We're closing up!
weary gazelle
vague onyx
it'll be interesting to see how people decided to split their money across alts but trhey probably don't have that info
half musk
If you guys can dismiss your pets and turn off noisy ambients, that would be helpful :)
plain delta
I think I have 12 right now. Gonna pay attention to the discord and updates lists instead of attending.
native basalt
dismiss.....my......pet...... ๐ข
opaque wharf
315 souls in the warehouse? that cant be right
vivid spade
did it close already?
odd seal
Yep, 315.
vague onyx
fire hazard
loud echo
alright, light it on fire 2 second decay timers, go
distant karma
Lol, all 80 peeps in plat are in the warehouse
keen kelp
slug is gone!
nova haven
Poor test slug
vivid spade
!J>raze
!J>
As much as you'd like to, you realize that razing this place isn't a viable option.
static wave
where we live streaming this
loud echo
first up is an herb tome
robust agate
Herblore tome, MB 1m...
static wave
here we goooooo
weary gazelle
Give us just a moment. ๐
gilded adder
and we screwed it up already
robust agate
1b to Giantphang! (But, really, what Whayle said. Heh.)
silver imp
This is the slug's fault!
desert pilot
I didn't type that much
safe stone
Do you own a cat
delicate jetty
That broke fast.
desert pilot
bid 1000000 block is what I typed ๐
royal cedar
I didn't type that much
Paste what you typed
keen kelp
i love how you trolled us right out the gate Giantphang lol
maiden kite
Vanah your books are solid gold!
desert pilot
also I only have 9m silvers
odd seal
also I only have 9m silvers
They can permanently take fingers to account for the rest, I bet.
safe stone
I like how the next bid needed to be 0 silvers
nova haven
They can permanently take fingers to account for the rest, I bet.
Do they take legs? I don't need 'em
dense crane
can I get a room number for the auction?
loud echo
it's closed currently
delicate jetty
limbs would be a terrible currency in a world where you can regrow them with foraged herbs.
odd seal
limbs would be a terrible currency in a world where you can regrow them with for...
I said permanently!
loud echo
- The auction will be located just outside the Landing. From North Gate go NW S GO PATH GO ARCH GO WAREHOUSE.
delicate jetty
I said permanently!
Fair
keen kelp
they gonna have to garnish his wages!
robust agate
Active Players: 785
Currently in the room: 316
Auction 3:16 says I just took your silvers!
desert pilot
aha here it is
The auctioneer exclaims, "The reserve price has been met for a salt-stained driftwood brown tome with a stylized kraken on its cover!"
Doenay Wollborg says, "A bid of 1,111,111 silvers has been registered to Trevic! The next bid must be at least 1,166,666 silvers."
bid 1000000 block
You don't have 1,000,000,000 silvers to register a BID on a salt-stained driftwood brown tome with a stylized kraken on its cover. You have 9,090,878 silver between notes and in-pocket wealth.
Doenay Wollborg says, "You sure are hangin' tough, Giantphang, especially with a bid of 1,000,000,000 silvers! The next bid must be at least 0 silvers."
crisp vector
is it because you did bid block not just bid maybe?
desert pilot
maybe
verbal flare
best way to test new code is during live auction
half musk
๐
desert pilot
I don't know how to gemstone, I just got here!
silver imp
Okay, we're going to call a mulligan. We're not sure if it was the slug or what. But we're fixing it. We're going to open up and start at 7:30pm ET. We'll open the warehouse up until then.
shadow mist
ok
gaunt ice
Would be nice if players would stop trying to make things more difficult or busy by not doing stuff like setting "another" table down on the ground.
robust agate
goes to sneak dinner in
young salmon
okay- so sory
desert pilot
ok nice I have time to get another 1b silvers
vague onyx
can we transfer stuff until 7:30?
sharp goblet
oh man, excited for the RPA awards!
delicate jetty
Would be nice if players would stop trying to make things more difficult or busy...
I mean, people....
drowsy warren
The auctioneer exclaims, "The reserve price has been met for a salt-stained driftwood brown tome with a stylized kraken on its cover!"
Doenay Wollborg says, "A bid of 1,111,111 silvers has been registered to Trevic! The next bid must be at least 1,166,666 silvers."
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You absorb 69 experience points. 50%
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Doenay Wollborg says, "You sure are hangin' tough, Giantphang, especially with a bid of 1,000,000,000 silvers! The next bid must be at least 0 silvers."```
BID alone worked for me...I think.I'm grilling a steak at my PC right now
robust agate
oh man, excited for the RPA awards!
Think bigger. Giftbox!
sharp goblet
ZOMG!
opaque wharf
quick go hunt and return fried
fringe elbow
Possible to silence the room when we start up again? ๐
gaunt ice
That would be nice.
robust agate
quick go hunt and return fried
This is exactly what I'm doing.
gentle grove
Well, you folks want a teaser for NEXT MONTH?
shadow mist
yeah!
silver imp
LOL
nova haven
the answer is always YES
desert pilot
next month I'll have a billion silvers to bid with!
native basalt
Well, you folks want a teaser for NEXT MONTH?
Nope, don't you dare tell us one thing! we like to be surprised!
loud echo
Well, you folks want a teaser for NEXT MONTH?
sure!
nova haven
Blame Mel
gentle grove
THIS TEASER IS FOR NEXT MONTH
pseudo thunder
Mel would never
gentle grove
THIS ITEM IS NOT IN THE AUCTION TONIGHT
gaunt ice
Mel's innocent.
gentle grove
ENJOY THIS EXTRA TEASER
placid otter
Haliste is the one you should be apologizing to
gentle grove
Your careful inspection of a swirled deep cobalt and violet duskjewel brooch allows you to conclude that it is miscellaneous armor that protects the wearer in general.
nova haven
DB brooch?
royal cedar
DB!
hollow elm
Regyy gets another shot to sell DB for 4x his winning bid!
loud echo
ooo
sharp goblet
Your careful inspection of a swirled deep cobalt and violet duskjewel brooch all...
Looksl ike a nice brooch that we'll get tonight due to the delay!
desert pilot
I Bid 1B on the tonight's DB Brooch
gentle grove
You don't have 1b!
sand mist
it doesn't count as naked if you are wearing a brooch
robust agate
cancels all plans to buy anything at this auction to save for the DB
(not really, it's OB or bust for me ๐ )
shadow mist
TD Brooch!
desert pilot
not anymore i just bought a book
loud echo
TD brooch, now there's a seller
native basalt
Tinkle Brooch
rugged wolf
That's the most expensive book ever...
round sleet
Yeah, who needs DS. More pewpew power
nova haven
That +5 AS flesh is gonna sell for the integer limit
gentle grove
Dying makes you look bad.
verbal flare
after those mailboxes i honestly thought the 1b bid was legit, cause GS people are like that
nova haven
not if you have a pocket cleric and death announcements turned off
crisp vector
a + 5 CS one would too but we're not getting one ๐ฆ
round sleet
Yeah but I'm a ranger, I don't die ๐
loud echo
8 minutes till restart!
crisp vector
nerf rangers
round sleet
And a forest gnome, I mean it's not even fair really
sand mist
Tonight is a Baroqe auction
rugged wolf
This room is like a rainbow of colors...
round sleet
So much hax in one character
nova haven
when all of the combat scripts go off
loud echo
2 minute warning!
prisma wadi
Yeah but I'm a ranger, I don't die ๐
I had an open roll that basically lead to an open roll crit earlier...it can happen!
cobalt bronze
This auction going until 4am at this rate
full meadow
This auction going until 4am at this rate
Kenstrom must be running it
verbal flare
an optimist i see
distant bone
It won't. This is just a minor hiccup.
robust agate
More time to set up highlights for the items you want!
opaque wharf
Instead of ending at 12, it will end at 1
hollow elm
Might be a good idea to make the room a sanctuary so people can't kill other people. Or just remove the rabble rousers.
round sleet
I still don't know what any of the things are, much less if I want them
sage tundra
Your careful inspection of a swirled deep cobalt and violet duskjewel brooch all...
Wait wait wait
distant bone
We are moving as quickly as we can.
round sleet
Thanks for the update
opaque wharf
Take your time. We are not in a rush.
distant bone
Anything that comes on the block can be ANALYZED and INSPECTED.
fringe dome
We are moving as quickly as we can.
I am groot.
distant bone
rugged wolf
I wonder how empty the rest of the lands are right now..
silver imp
@desert pilot I tossed you a FR, just wanted to confirm nothing else showed weird on your end.
mental pier
As you sing, you feel a faint resonating vibration from the faenor ivy vine char...
does it still have the spell rank enhancive restrictions of needing to know 30 spells in the circle?
full meadow
There's 777 people on as of a second ago. Perfect time to start!
gentle grove
Yes, why wouldn't it?
minor comet
Anything that comes on the block can be ANALYZED and INSPECTED.
Only INSPECTED, but that seems to show the analyze, which is helpful.
opaque wharf
335 in room!
verbal flare
half the people logged in are at the auction, the other half are those who don't open their giftboxes
gaunt ice
FR? Free Runeblade?
young salmon
Well, you folks want a teaser for NEXT MONTH?
yes! haha
mental pier
just checking
distant bone
Friend Request
round sleet
The only way to Wyrom's friend list is to break something
gaunt ice
Never would have guessed.
weary gazelle
The only way to Wyrom's friend list is to break something
That explains much.
distant bone
The only way to Wyrom's friend list is to break something
Don't worry, he doesn't keep them long.
placid otter
that SHOULD make a person worry
hollow elm
So just keep breaking things, got it!
verbal flare
True, Wyrom once friended me when I broke the simucoin deliver thing somehow, now I can't message him anymore. Sad.
desert pilot
Ok Wyrom thanks for the free DB brooch.
silver imp
np
long maple
True, Wyrom once friended me when I broke the simucoin deliver thing somehow, no...
need to gma more
desert pilot
oh shoot wrong channel sorry
gaunt ice
lol
silver imp
Yakushi is a permanent friend due to bugs.
desert pilot
DB is DB
static wave
you got a free dough box !?
round sleet
It's perm too. Player attuned, spreads to all connected characters
desert pilot
now I just need 27 enchant certs to get it back to zero and then we're in business!
verbal flare
-27 DB brooch is what you stack with zelnorn ones so you can negate the DB part and max out +50 AS I think
round sleet
now I just need 27 enchant certs to get it back to zero and then we're in busine...
"free" is really starting to sound like "-2.7m bloodscrip"
crisp vector
yakushi is going to buy me a pony
desert pilot
fine I bid -2.7m bloodscrip on the next item!
distant karma
Give all players a free +1 DB item in a giftbox. Profit at Duskruin.
placid otter
rush on the auction house
silver imp
Figure I'll just crash the game and go to bed at this point.
hushed hazel
i think up to about +20 DB, I would rather wear an enhancive in the slot
odd root
Figure I'll just crash the game and go to bed at this point.
do it
desert pilot
Figure I'll just crash the game and go to bed at this point.
He's giving everyone an RPA!
distant karma
Can't crash platinum though
verbal flare
we can just move the auction to next months and run a combined one then, unlimited
crisp vector
one twelve hour auction, it's fine
long maple
where are the spoilers from plat? did they break too?
devout pawn
yes
distant karma
Of course we broke, lol
verbal flare
i think they said yeah the same there
static wave
Damn GP, ...
verbal flare
wow game crash
round sleet
Uh.
cobalt bronze
delete GP in both instances...
latent jay
boom goes the ydnamite
long maple
smooth
gentle grove
Problem solved.
delicate jetty
Ohhh, crash
loud echo
LOL
spark meadow
game crash!
nova haven
There it went
vernal bough
LOL
granite bluff
Lol
leaden sonnet
He did it. The crazy sonuvagun did it
gilded adder
lol
mental light
crashed! whines!
keen kelp
oh he was serious!
cobalt bronze
all items in hand have been DELETED
robust agate
Hey, he actually crashed it for once!
long maple
i saw brute passing out silvers
static wave
I didn't have this on my bingo card
crisp vector
lol wyrom wasn't playing
desert pilot
wait I broke plat too?!
drowsy warren
manifest destiny!
loud echo
auction over
serene nebula
๐ฅ
leaden sonnet
Good night Wyrom!
odd seal
Uh oh.
gilded adder
and cant get back in
frank sundial
classic ๐
verbal flare
i saw brute passing out silvers
;foreach in room;give 10 silver
robust agate
I don't actually remember any past ones honestly crashing it, heh.
loud echo
that's our first real crash in a while
silver imp
๐ค
distant bone
Okay, the testing didn't crash it as the testing was happening in Dev. This was totally Wyrom's fault.
native basalt
Booo, was enjoying an empty HW, now probaby dead in HW ๐
long maple
too much silvers in game
cerulean eagle
game crashed???
keen kelp
good night sweet prince
mental light
game crashed
rugged wolf
Uh...
silver cape
verbal flare
can't log back in
boreal smelt
crashed hard!
raven trench
Who killed the hamster?
serene nebula
But my disk was carrying my 2b note...
rugged wolf
yeah game crashed..
spark meadow
but.. did we get the RPA?
rugged wolf
First one in wins the game!
drowsy warren
this is all par for the course for an epic and memorable night lol
gaunt ice
Lunatick crashed the game.
distant bone
But my disk was carrying my 2b note...
Well, that was silly, Jimmie!
dusky star
probs!
verbal flare
this is why i like GS tbh, this is more fun than the actual auction would've been
loud echo
so 400ish RPAs does still break the game
mental light
next 500 people logging in at same time
opaque wharf
woot new 1st in line
novel falcon
Did the game crash?
brazen chasm
Let me know when itโs back up. Hahaโฆ had to let my son play Lego marvel avengers for a bitโฆ
storm echo
Giftbox for the crash? ๐
woeful igloo
Boooom
placid otter
maybe we just get a giftbox for the delay next time?
static wave
is this all because I put a muffin in the podium ?
mental light
yes Ordim
gaunt ice
No! I got it Giantphang's -DB item did it.
dusky star
Does that count as my third time getting in trouble?
opaque wharf
eventbox drain those silvers!
green bear
Mel crashed the game
brave kelp
haha this is a fun first experience!
drowsy warren
yeah giftbox with an orb instead of the roomwide RPA is probably safer lol
wise bolt
Oh man, I hope my little isn't dead when we get back LOL
green bear
Warflies hate auctions
gilded adder
oh its like really crashed lol
desert pilot
It's true he gets really bored, he just wants to kill stuff
green bear
So he killed the game
mental light
how bad did we kill the game? lol
leaden sonnet
That's why I'm a doodyfly. We love auctions
long maple
Oh man, I hope my little isn't dead when we get back LOL
tell me where she is so i could go check on her
zenith ether
oh its like really crashed lol
It's crashed crashed
azure mulch
sorry i jinxed it
mental light
you said it didn't you Rolfard
woeful igloo
Giftbox attuned orbs would be easier, yeah
distant bone
Yes, crashed is crashed.
wet crater
someone was about to take a pillow to the face too!
plain delta
Can we just bid here?
distant bone
As opposed to lightly crashed.
desert pilot
Roelon is sending me DMs harassing me for breaking gemstone. I'd like to speak with the manager.
dusky star
so we bid here?
analog gull
bid 150000
cobalt bronze
Can we continue the auction the PC?
gilded adder
As opposed to lightly crashed.
fender bender
odd seal
tell me where she is so i could go check on her
Yakushi never crashes.
crisp vector
just some mild crashing
devout pawn
plat's still up...for now.
brazen chasm
Free homes for everyone in every town
mental light
like how crashed are we?
loud echo
As opposed to lightly crashed.
I just hope you didn't lose your code fixes that you all were working on
desert pilot
Yakushi has an item that makes him persist through crashes
leaden sonnet
Looking to be financially dominated online. I thought GS was going to be my fix....PST
distant bone
I just hope you didn't lose your code fixes that you all were working on
We didn't make them live yet.
crisp vector
yeah well telling plat everyone gets an RPA just means like 4 more accounts log in it's fine
distant bone
We were still testing them.
rugged wolf
I haven't seen the game crash in so long... that's kinda awesome
loud echo
got it!
desert pilot
it's kind of like that stephen king langoliers thing...he's like, before time or something
mental light
all are notes are doubles now
distant bone
(is not involved in the troubleshooting & fixing but is listening to it)
drowsy warren
so when we come up do you think we have the RPA or no? lol
hushed hazel
time to put my note in my locker and pray
maiden kite
I am having so many GEnie and Early Days AOL flashbacks right now.
mental light
Prodigy flashback! lol
gilded adder
I am having so many GEnie and Early Days AOL flashbacks right now.
my mom answered the phone, sorry guys
verbal flare
anyone back on? I still can't login
desert pilot
Are they saying my name a lot? I'd like to know how "my fault" this really is. I'm aiming for like 70%
devout pawn
I actually first tried GS because the AOL pipeline to Dragonrealms went down.
gaunt ice
I am having so many GEnie and Early Days AOL flashbacks right now.
Was soo funny, we'd be moving around from the GEnie end of things and all those AOL portal folks just frozen.
keen kelp
its not your fault at all id say
young salmon
Ugh feeling really bad for the staff right now
molten abyss
For a moment, I felt 17 again with that game crash.
hushed hazel
and it's up
keen kelp
you merely exposed the issue
mental light
Now it feels like a real auction
dusky star
i hope it was my fault somehow
distant bone
Are they saying my name a lot? I'd like to know how "my fault" this really is. ...
It was not your fault.
surreal plover
For a moment, I felt 17 again with that game crash.
Why? People pay more for this than most streaming services
rugged wolf
i hope it was my fault somehow
Definitely your fault....
delicate jetty
Are they saying my name a lot? I'd like to know how "my fault" this really is. ...
Yeah, I mean, who gould have perdicted someone bidding over what they had, chuckle.
desert pilot
I told my wife I broke the auction and she just rolled her eyes and took the baby into the other room.
unreal lily
I blame @rustic swallow
silver imp
It was the slug.
crisp vector
i am glad nobody has arrived to be grumpy about this tbh
opaque wharf
unit for the win
leaden sonnet
It was not your fault.
RonBurgundyDontBelieveYou.gif
rugged wolf
I told my wife I broke the auction and she just rolled her eyes and took the bab...
Makes sense... one less thing to break!
minor comet
There was a slug?
distant bone
It really wasn't his fault.
nova haven
we'll be right back ditty plays
nova wagon
Yeah, I mean, who gould have perdicted someone bidding over what they had, chuck...
It wasn't that ๐
raven trench
Baby phang doesnโt get to watch?
distant bone
Yes, someone put a slug gem on the table.
dusky star
at least it happened at the beginning instead of the middle
hollow elm
Should probably silence the room
So we don't recrash
mental light
it's alive!
leaden sonnet
Cant bid then
mental pier
recrash meh can't even get back in
distant bone
It wasn't the room making the noise that killed it.
hollow elm
How about so I don't have to hear/see other people
loud echo
oh I'm sure it was the selecting 400 targets to RPA
wet crater
its not your fault Phang
woeful igloo
And we're up
nova haven
The crash gave me time to make more bacon. Now I have steak covered in bacon
young salmon
oooh thanks for getting that up so fast
dusky star
GALD in room order, GO
wet crater
I pulled out my pillow, and was going to throw it. But I had to anal it first... and then it went dark.
desert pilot
oooh thanks for getting that up so fast
that's what you said!
nova haven
I pulled out my pillow, and was going to throw it. But I had to anal it first......
... phrasing
young salmon
hahaha
distant bone
....
rustic swallow
I blame <@371454408296497173>
i get blamed for everything..
drowsy warren
have half go outside and RPA outside + inside separately
rustic swallow
the weather is bad, my faults
shadow mist
i get blamed for everything..
there's truth behind every legend
rustic swallow
some one dies by accident hunting.. i get blamed to
gaunt ice
Honestly, I thought this last auction I went to. That the room should be silenced. Only allowing the bid command to go through and the command once you've won would free you to take the item on the table. Oh and also the Inspect (object) command. Otherwise this many folks in the same location all doing things jus makes for problems.
rustic swallow
gnomes.. i've been accused that's my fault to
shadow mist
Honestly, I thought this last auction I went to. That the room should be silence...
Celtar speaks truth
loud echo
the game crash was just a master plan to get them more time to test the fix
mental light
open the door!
spark meadow
so did the rpas go out?
rustic swallow
it hadn't really started yet to need a silence
desert pilot
somebody get those damn kids of Celtar's lawn!
sage tundra
The game crash was actually a teaser of one of the auction items
verbal flare
Can we push this out to like 9 pm maybe? I want to go play some overwatch while we wait.
sage tundra
How much would you pay
hollow elm
Honestly, I thought this last auction I went to. That the room should be silence...
It feels like people get a captive audience and feel the need to act out.
round sleet
"But muh participation pointz"
weary gazelle
I feel like you all get... FREE HUGS!
static wave
yeah, buy a pie throwing box and do it alone like ME
leaden sonnet
No good deed goes unpunished
loud echo
there goes the RPA
weary gazelle
mychar thinks that Alastir isn't as cool of an RPer as I am. Look at my deep thoughts!
desert pilot
can the next crash take us back like 2 days ago? I um, had more silvers then.
royal cedar
mychar thinks that Alastir isn't as cool of an RPer as I am. Look at my deep th...
Okay Jack Handy
weary gazelle
That was my nickname in high sch--oh I get it now.
round sleet
These RPAs are great. The one from mania was the last I needed for my ASC milestone
small path
So when does the manual version start?
sage tundra
Roleplay nominate auchand hasnโt talked in a while must be doing some really good mychars
silver imp
So when does the manual version start?
If we have to go manual, it won't be until April.
desert pilot
he means it won't end until april
hollow elm
Would it be easier to rollback the comma addition
gaunt ice
Because someone earlier in the game said "Take the L'. I'm stuck humming Martha and the Motels "take the L out of Lover" and it's over song. Thanks for that.
desert pilot
nobody else is old enough to know that song sir.
round sleet
Salt the slug, works like a charm
verbal flare
I'll voluneer to do QA if you need to test auction blocks beforehand
sage tundra
This is what happens when you donโt support French commas
mental pier
but everyone planned around THIS date a lot of people won't be able to make it
fringe elbow
Because someone earlier in the game said "Take the L'. I'm stuck humming Martha ...
Mwahaha.
verbal flare
french commas are periods
sage tundra
Oui
keen kelp
just relax, they looking into it ๐
round sleet
Right now I think all the French commas are covered in refuse
distant bone
They are almost done testing.
zenith ether
Okay but how about the oxford comma
polar veldt
l
gaunt ice
Btw while i've got a captive audience. Anyone know about this really cool armor script I saw earlier today. This paladin took his armor off and there was this whole four line description which was pretty cool. I'd post it but don't want to spam here.
loud echo
I took tomorrow off, so I'm good to go hah
silver imp
We're working on it, just saying, if things have to switch, it won't be in March. Unfortunately, a series of events happens that caused the break. Everyone has been awarded an RPA. A GIFTBOX will go out too at some point not tonight as well.
gaunt ice
Trying to figure out if it was a one off special item or a script you could get.
loud echo
Btw while i've got a captive audience. Anyone know about this really cool armor ...
post in mechanics? someone will probably know
leaden sonnet
Silvers dont expire, appreciate the effort
verbal flare
wow there are a lot more commas than I thought:
The regular comma (",") is the most common comma character used in English and many other languages.
The Arabic comma (ุ) is used in Arabic and Persian texts. It is a small diagonal stroke that appears above the baseline.
The Chinese comma (ใ) is used in Chinese texts to separate items in a list. It is a small vertical line.
The Greek ano teleia (ฮ) is used in Greek to indicate the stress accent of a word. It looks like an apostrophe or a single quotation mark and is placed above the vowel that is stressed.
The Georgian comma (แซ) is used in the Georgian language. It is a small horizontal line that appears above the baseline.
The Hebrew geresh (ืณ) is used in Hebrew to indicate a sound change or to abbreviate a word. It looks like an apostrophe or a single quotation mark and is placed above the letter.
The Japanese comma (ใ) is used in Japanese texts to separate items in a list. It is a small circle.
The Korean comma (๏ผ) is used in Korean texts to separate items in a list. It is a small dot.
The Thai comma (ุ) is used in Thai texts to separate items in a list. It is a small horizontal line.```Sounds like animalistic.
fringe elbow
That sounds like animal spirit, Celtar
gaunt ice
I'll do that thanks Vaemyr.
drowsy warren
Y'all are doing your best - that's plenty for me ๐ Thank you - I know you GMs have worked so hard on this and want it to go smoothly more than anyone.
fringe elbow
I like that for the "full" armors it references the helm, vambraces, etc
azure mulch
uh didbt know the game was up. wanna hit that rpa button afain please?
gaunt ice
I like that for the "full" armors it references the helm, vambraces, etc
Posted it over on mechanics. It was really cool.
wise bolt
gift box!
verbal flare
bid 1ใ000ใ000
leaden sonnet
I remember when I was getting my CS degree, I was complaining "When will being able to code something from memory in 45 minutes ever be necessary. No one is ever going to hold a gun to my head like in Swordfish or something"
Now I know
young salmon
We're working on it, just saying, if things have to switch, it won't be in March...
if things have to be switched how?
polar veldt
The show must go on.
desert pilot
I'd just like to take a moment to remind everyone that Thadiwe said I didn't do it.
verbal flare
You know how you ship a thoroughly tested piece of software to a big customer and it suddenly crashes holding up their production and they call you at like 9:30 pm on Friday
young salmon
but seriously- you all can only do so much
desert pilot
and she knows all sorts of things!
distant bone
We are going to be starting back up soon.
young salmon
yay
gaunt ice
Wait! I have to go pee!
robust salmon
we're back up in plat.. making sure it works as expected ๐ temporal blade is up
fringe elbow
I remember when I was getting my CS degree, I was complaining "When will being a...
"no way dude, stack overflow will always be there for u"
small path
if things have to be switched how?
if the automation doesn't work there isn't going to be an auction tonight, he means switching from automation to manual.
brazen pawn
I'm a late arrival. Has there been anything auctioned so far?
verbal flare
a book
odd seal
Sort of.
green saffron
Kinda
brave kelp
but not really
weak sparrow
RSN
desert pilot
can I have a button that says I broke the 5123 auction and all I got was a ThePonzzz in my DMs?
cobalt bronze
I feel bad for all the players that were just minding their own business hunting hobgoblins blissfully ignorant of the auction and GP ruined it for them
distant bone
Heh
desert pilot
I feel bad for all the players that were just minding their own business hunting...
I said I was sorry already GEEZE!
wise bolt
How could you! My disk is GONE.
placid otter
one sanity. It did not go for much
weak sparrow
It was the roomba...
verbal flare
100 people did not log back in
gaunt ice
Afk.
desert pilot
100 people did not log back in
my plan is working
opaque wharf
Found the afk scripters
robust salmon
tea kettle up in plat ๐
loud echo
nice
robust salmon
smooth so far
fringe elbow
Don't make us send Giantphang over there
young salmon
Glad Plat is up and running
desert pilot
Let me put on my platsuit
mental light
do it
abstract forum
Deets on the kettle? ๐๏ธ
verbal flare
Also here: A large crowd.
gentle grove
Also here: A large crowd.
robust salmon
temporal warblade sold for 16m
desert pilot
I'm like that cannon guy at the circus.
long maple
this was just a trick to audit silvers
robust salmon
not sure if anybody is tracking plat costs
distant karma
It is a small item, under a pound.
It is estimated to be worth about 100,000 silvers.
It is magic resistant.
It is predominantly crafted of gemstone.```
Little short on infohow did it take so long for somebody to come up with that?
distant bone
We are getting ready to issue the 5 minute warning for returning
maiden kite
It's a warning about the warning!
distant bone
[Announcement: The auction is back on the menu. Really sorry about that delay. We'll be starting up within 5 minutes.]```Anybody else picturing the "5 minutes" guy from All That?
green bear
Meat's back on the menu!
I'm almost out of amaretto....it was supposed to last me a lot longer than this
distant bone
(boys)
robust salmon
I'm almost out of amaretto....it was supposed to last me a lot longer than this
๐คฃ You've got time to run to the store for more
placid otter
I'm almost out of amaretto....it was supposed to last me a lot longer than this
you've been to in game events before, that's all on you
mental light
oo amaretto
loud echo
I'm almost out of amaretto....it was supposed to last me a lot longer than this
you weren't supposed to crack it open till after the first item sells
nova haven
What... you people don't have wet bars in your house?
green bear
I mean, it's just downstairs....but I'm locked and loaded here!
raven trench
Some of us hit the packy earlier knowing what kind of night it could be
spark meadow
fyi, cant give silvers in the whole game.. not just the auction room
nova haven
intended I'm pretty sure
desert pilot
I'm gonna bid 1b on whatever the first item is
distant bone
fyi, cant give silvers in the whole game.. not just the auction room
This is intended.
mental light
you really want that KF herb tome huh ๐
novel falcon
I got disconnected and now locked out?
opaque wharf
So, about those 5 minutes ๐๐
drowsy warren
Two-person benches situated equidistant from each other to form half-circle rows begin at a long mahogany table and expand outward from one end of the hall to the other, leaving only a tiny standing area for late arrivals. Gold-trimmed mahogany buckets hang from each bench's armrest, and overly stuffed cushions line each seat to provide substantial comfort during long sessions. Standing behind a mahogany podium, an auctioneer keeps watch over the area with a keen eye. You also see a really big note.
Obvious exits: out```
I don't see that ๐Do you have people in the room suppressed?
verbal flare
you can suppress people?
drowsy warren
no idea? lol
mental pier
yes but then they revolt
distant bone
I just meant can't you do it with Lich?
(does not know or understand the powers of Lich as she's never used it)
verbal flare
You could.
placid otter
it wouldn't impact in that way
desert pilot
what's lich?
novel falcon
When is the warehouse opening back up?
verbal flare
it is open?
distant bone
We just closed it and had given a five minute warning before closing it.
desert pilot
is it like Psinet? I was wondering why the only person I can talk to is Jamus...
nova haven
I'm just over here practicing my aerial gunlance combos in MH rise
distant bone
@fossil basalt We opened the warehouse back up.
weary gazelle
is it like Psinet? I was wondering why the only person I can talk to is Jamus.....
You're not trapped in here with him. He's trapped in here with you.
desert pilot
I'll break it soon anyway
shut fern
<@384193804703367169> We opened the warehouse back up.
@novel falcon this is for you.
delicate jetty
People are why we can't have nice things...
analog gull
You're not trapped in here with him. He's trapped in here with *you*.
what is that from?
hollow elm
That movie with the big naked blue guy
static wave
The simpsons
hushed hazel
watchmen
hollow elm
Watchmen
distant karma
Meant for the arachnophile, the bracer is hollow and has an openworked design. The interior has been magically enhanced, allowing it to contain an enormous nest packed with innumerable spiders. The spiders have a special relationship with their owner and are willing to serve as a utility in combat.
The bracer will respond to the following verbs: WHISTLE (self-UnWeb), WAVE [at] (Devour Web), POINT [at] (Web Flinger), POKE (Arachnophobia), RAISE [at] (Creepy Crawlies), CLEAN, COVER (THROWable fluff web), FEED, PEER, TOUCH, WAGGLE, PROD (toggle ambients).
WHISTLE: Call your spiders to free you from a web. Cooldown: 10 min
WAVE [AT]: Devour a web in the area or on another person. Cooldown: 2 min
POINT [AT]: Direct your spiders to launch webs at a target. Cooldown: 3 min
POKE: Frighten eligible targets with your spidery ways, staggering and slowing them. Cooldown: 5 min
RAISE [AT]: Send the spiders to your target, staggering them and causing creatures to drop any held items. Cooldown: 5 min
The description of the residents of the bracer may be customized by a merchant, but must remain a small, web-spinning spider. No tarantulas, goliath spiders, huntsman spiders, large garden spiders, etc. Currently set to: crimson-veined mirror spider"```Did we ever get that RPA?
distant karma
It is an enhancive item:
It provides a boost of 15 to Perception Ranks.
It provides a boost of 15 to Climbing Ranks.
It seems to have almost innumerable enhancive charges remaining.
It will persist after its last enhancive charge has been expended.
It appears to weigh about 2 pounds.
It is estimated to be worth about 36,000,000 silvers.
It is predominantly crafted of eahnor.
It is a tricky project (401 difficulty) for an adventurer to modify.
The bracer is miscellaneous armor that covers the arms.
The bracer can be worn around the arms. The bracer appears to serve some purpose.```Yes
analog gull
nice
cobalt bronze
Was it a flat exp?
royal cedar
```You note the following details about a pearlescent web-worked bracer:
It is ...
Where are you seeing that?
nova haven
Plat
distant karma
Platinum, there were a few questions on it
delicate jetty
Was it a flat exp?
Full
hardy salmon
Thank you for sharing from Plat while we wait ๐
cobalt bronze
I didnt get one
nova haven
That's a really neat bracer
distant karma
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1URbqQ34PQaW8K6XfPjchhVYiRfRuFc-MaZ22pvzQCgE/edit?usp=sharing
Plat sheet, has more details as we go
molten abyss
I bet it will start right back up as soon as my Chinese food gets delivered....
delicate jetty
I didnt get one
I got one in the tent, and my alt outside the tent got one, dunno what to tell you.
sage tundra
I didnt get one
were you roleplaying
cobalt bronze
I have been roleplaying a stone statue for 1 hour, just like they told me to! I am a GOOD boy
I guess I will assist about it later
verbal flare
i think this room should pulse RPA every 30 min
cobalt bronze
RPA pulse grenade
loud echo
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1URbqQ34PQaW8K6XfPjchhVYiRfRuFc-MaZ22pvzQ...
thanks!
weary gazelle
That's a cool idea, but here's the counteroffer: mandatory aggressive hugs.
delicate jetty
My body, my choice...
weary gazelle
Like, those uncomfortably long hugs where you're thinking, "Is this person going to stop? Did I really agree to this?"
young salmon
big thanks again to the GMs working hard on this. I can't imagine how frustrating it is to work so hard on putting an event together just to have it blow up on you at the beginning
desert pilot
and they rub a weird part of the back of your arm that makes it even more uncomfortable?
silver imp
Reason for the delay is Platinum found an issue as well, they don't know they found an issue.
silver imp
No that was another issue.
distant bone
That was a different issue. Heh
verbal flare
how many issues
silver imp
SO MANY
keen kelp
Giantphang has a plat account too?
silver imp
Yes
distant bone
No, to be safe, we banned him--- oh.. yes.
sage tundra
Wyrom is draining silvers right now by pickpocketing people while they wait
keen kelp
๐คฃ
young salmon
airlifts vodka to the staff
sage tundra
Itโs the long con
distant bone
Mmmh vooodka
green bear
Refilled amaretto. All is well.
potent mountain
i feel like it's a good moment not to be a GM
round sleet
Itโs the long con
Right before the updates to pickpocket are rolled out so we can't get revenge
verbal flare
are those still rolling out? i stopped paying attention 300 pages in
silver imp
Eh, it's not too bad, you all are showing patience, we appreciate it.
loud echo
I feel like tonight was just the curse, cause Feb DR's automated auction went so flawlessly
odd seal
Honestly I would rather wait another hour than wait til not March.
vivid spade
warehouse got closed again?
verbal flare
I'm just waiting for wyrom to say screw it and do it manually
loud echo
if it has to be manual it won't be tonight
prisma wadi
Yeah, I don't have any days off for like the next month, it may as well still be tonight.
verbal flare
we don't like closed doors
young salmon
meanwhile Plat- please keep filling in that doc!
loud echo
which would suck, because lots of people made plans for a long night tonight, even if it's a late start
opaque wharf
Closed doors = 5 min?
polar veldt
I mean, why even leave.....
verbal flare
get those last minute hunts in
nova haven
People addicted to maintaining a constant saturation
surreal plover
meanwhile Plat- please keep filling in that doc!
Where is the doc?
young salmon
silver imp
Have some exp
sand mist
thanks for keeping our minds full!
potent mountain
gaze fond
wise bolt
what about my poor disk sniffles
nova haven
Oooh the property has a working forging workshop
static wave
forgery shop eh?
loud echo
yep zul logoth property with forge, gonna be hot when that Kiramon Hive opens up
desert pilot
I hope it's only 9m
nova haven
prisma wadi
Wyrom knows love can be bought
chrome bone
gimme a property with it's own independent shop
wise bolt
white background, heresy!
nova haven
it's google docs
desert pilot
dark mode yo!
chrome bone
it's in Logoth it needs more perks thena forge
serene nebula
My eyes...
nova haven
I have to log in to save dark mode and then I won't be anon <.<
verbal flare
I always wanted to live in Zul
crisp vector
Someone occasionally posts a Wrayth screenshot and their background is a bright purple and it blows my mind every time
young salmon
Have some exp
You know what would really make it up to people? A temporal mace. Now they're going to be too shy to admit it, but we all voted- and that's what people wanted
crisp vector
Grimmace has logged on
fringe elbow
When I played on AOL, it was a white/maybe light grey background with dark lettering. And I don't know how I did it because just thinking about it now gives me a headache.
young salmon
When I played on AOL, it was a white/maybe light grey background with dark lette...
omg I forgot how bad it was
verbal flare
I still use white background, it's the best
loud echo
the set of 7 items, look like they are 5 enhancive ranks to the spell list. Similar to the spellbook trinkets (probably identical?) at DR
crisp vector
You know what would really make it up to people? A temporal mace. Now they're ...
i missed the meeting and voted temporal cudgel
odd seal
I still use white background, it's the best
You just stare at lightbulbs for fun too?
prisma wadi
When I played on AOL, it was a white/maybe light grey background with dark lette...
but...it had built in macros before wizard
verbal flare
yes
desert pilot
purple isn't real
wise bolt
I misread the vote and put in for a temporal whip.
nova haven
Dark modes have only been a thing for like 5-6 years!
young salmon
i missed the meeting and voted temporal cudgel
hush!
chrome bone
Ya name in here is Pyurple Phang yer not real
verbal flare
somehow black text on white background, I can read faster than inversed
chrome bone
happens when ya get old Brute
leaden sonnet
My eyes just burn if it's light mode stuff
sage tundra
I voted temporal cudgel deliberately for my own entertainment
verbal flare
happens when ya get old Brute
maybe that's it
young salmon
I voted temporal cudgel deliberately for my own entertainment
I would have bought that
fringe elbow
Me in light mode
chrome bone
my office has no windows since a remodel, I like the dark hell with that evil light mode stuff
round sleet
Even with +100 enchant, I think cudgels still do negative damage
prisma wadi
Black background IG is more immersive. It FEELS like you are surrounded by more open space.
verbal flare
black background makes me think I'm in the 1980s staring at a CRT monitor
cobalt bronze
Someone DM me when they restart the auction, Imma tap a nap ๐ด
prisma wadi
if you use green letters
nimble bolt
where's my Goldschlager?
prisma wadi
I sifted out the gold, so now it's just schlager
distant karma
SO DEMANDING
nova haven
if we're not running by 9 I'm fully emptying my bank account and chugging back to back irish car bombs
young salmon
You know, for what it's worth I'd rather have a shortened auction tonight than wait until April. (if those are the choices)
prisma wadi
It's not...we stay up till 5 am
chrome bone
I am all for just giving me alla loot to distribute to the needy and calling it a day
polar veldt
Yes. Finish it.
verbal flare
I say just move to tomorrow night. Or next Sunday.
prisma wadi
Museums are not the needy
distant bone
We are working on it.
They are doing another round of testing on the issue we found.
placid otter
I'm a very needy person
polar veldt
Scheduling is sacrosanct! I am not upset nor impatient. I will sit here and busy myself until you are ready. ๐
delicate jetty
Your call is important to us, you are number <104> in the queue.
verbal flare
does plat have the same list of items as us?
fringe elbow
The smell of cinnamon schnapps. Blagh. Just gimme a few pints, Im good
distant bone
Yes.
sage tundra
After you fix it can you tell us what the bug was, thatโs always the best part
verbal flare
at least we'll know what's what
young salmon
I say just move to tomorrow night. Or next Sunday.
Noooo
static wave
im going to end up going to bed and missing the pie box aren't I?
odd seal
im going to end up going to bed and missing the pie box aren't I?
You'll stay up til the end and you'll like it.
placid otter
just make a script where you bid when peole poke you and we'll help you out
static wave
no and no, i gotta work to keep spending as much as I do at the events
royal cedar
You know with these RPAs I'm happy to just keep hanging out here
sand mist
gluttonous minds. I like it!
odd seal
Seriously, let's start it at dawn, I'm fine.
prisma wadi
lol
nova haven
I'm good until 3:30 PM est
young salmon
You know with these RPAs I'm happy to just keep hanging out here
right?
nova haven
I don't need to sleep
mental pier
Tamuz are you sure the spell rank enhancive is set up correctly?
cause even Plat's doesn't show any indication of restrictions
prisma wadi
What kind of restrictions should there be?
royal cedar
No restriction would send the price of those to the moon ๐
mental pier
simply being profession restricted doesn't matter
there are professions who don't have the TPs to learn the spells
so it's different from the DR spell rank enhancive
prisma wadi
Maybe an empath needs 5 ranger ranks!
royal cedar
I would legit try and build a 319 warrior
prisma wadi
see
desert pilot
I don't know what 319 is but I want it!
prisma wadi
Nothing you want is allowed to be cheap @mental pier
mental pier
is that like a i'm going to bid you up cause you pointed something out kind of comment?
prisma wadi
No, I am too poor to bid people up. You are safe.
desert pilot
Hey I broke the whole auction with just 9m silvers
static wave
two instances
desert pilot
don't be so hard on yourself!
mental pier
make him pay the billion for the herb tome and split it with the rest of us
nimble bolt
I know the first thing I'm doing with my pie box when I get it....
static wave
go on - you will be judged on your answer
chrome bone
I plan a ritual burning of the pie box
distant bone
Woah, harsh.
static wave
honestly, that would give me ptsd
chrome bone
everyone knows Brownies are where it's at
static wave
record for most fun things burned down: Ordim
nimble bolt
I just hope Giantphang likes rhubarb pie....
gray tapir
Isn't burning the pie box just... baking?
latent jay
That just makes it baked Alaska.
prisma wadi
brownies are good
desert pilot
I had a pie catapult once
loud echo
I plan a ritual burning of the pie box
I'll join the crowdfund for this
desert pilot
but I gave it to plumbley and now it's gone forever
rugged wolf
at least people aren't singing
nova haven
You're clearly not tuned in to my karaoke stream then
gentle grove
@mental pier Yes, they require 30 ranks of that spell circle to grant their bonus. This is something done at a level beyond restrictions on an individual enhancive, it's hard coded into other systems.
desert pilot
if only we had a Rendena karaoke situation going on right now
rugged wolf
Nah I'm listening to music in the RYSK group! I'm only here for the cookies
mental pier
k thanks for clarifying
nova haven
https://open.spotify.com/track/0rsaYbhC1yMT10jWZm8JGQ?si=6a65e928930a4de7 - here's a vibe if anyone is into techno/outrun type music