#The Grand Auction of 5123 (Part 1)

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neat nexus
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You turn the green jade teapot to select "Agan Memories", choosing a blend containing "white tea".
>rub my teap
Your green jade teapot fills with golden brown liquid, and the scent of "Agan Memories" emanates from within.
>pour my teapot
You snap your fingers, and a swirling mist teacup appears in your left hand.  You tip the spout of your green jade teapot over a swirling mist teacup and carefully fill it.
>drink my teac
You take a drink from your swirling mist teacup.  Faint hints of peony and honey are mixed with the light flavor of the soothing white tea.
The tea is just right.
You have 4 quaffs left.
>drop my teac
Your swirling mist teacup dissipates into a swirling mist.```
devout pawn
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......!

gentle grove
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We do like tea 'round these parts.

devout pawn
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TEAPOT SHIFTER

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(Nilandia would have been ALL OVER THAT.)

young salmon
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omg I love that

maiden kite
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awesome that it makes its own teacup too

neat nexus
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You could use your own

static wave
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Agan memories is the flavor stuck in my tea case =3

maiden kite
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did you by chance also include the coffees?

neat nexus
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Each teapot has 20 flavors. One is a coffee kettle.

static wave
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multiple teapots!

maiden kite
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ok not sure I like super reactions or what...

static wave
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I can 100% see you hating them

stuck walrus
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Super emotes make me very glad to have reduced motion enabled.

devout pawn
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...can...can we have an OTS teapot that has 5 slots you can add tea flavors to by dumping a packet or something in it?

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you have to bring your own cups.

static wave
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you are only supposed to get like 5 uses a month or something last time I read about them (super reactions)

plain delta
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I love them because I love chaos but also I have no idea what I did to get them or how to turn them off. So enjoy/suffer/mitigate.

silver cape
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They come with nitro is a new feature

polar veldt
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Where is my list!!

silver cape
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Theres also new skins you can put on discord too, under settings and appearance

static wave
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They are randomly turning it on for users and servers

fringe elbow
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I enjoy the new skins. Crimson Moon is legit

cobalt bronze
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only if it was a global message.... the ultimate troll wand

sage tundra
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Yeah they gave me some super reacts even though I am not nitro

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Presumably they identified me as a high engagement user, the ultimate humiliation

fringe elbow
buoyant cypress
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Screen reader is calling them "burst reactions" which I don't know if that's better or worse ....

maiden kite
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heh that's pretty accurate really. The emoji is typically encased in a small slightly off-colored square border. These are encased in a similar border that somewhat is shaded the same color as the emoji and when it animates it "bursts" out of that enclosure

neat nexus
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I don't see them on my phone

silver cape
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looks at the emoji tikba put on teveriels comment considering "burst reactions" its so much worse.....

plain delta
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We can always go back to forums. caraxeslaugh

fringe elbow
green saffron
frigid crane
desert pilot
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I'd say on claidhs people will always prefer ensorcell over enchant given that enchants can be found in HESS, but I'm sure you already know that and that went into the decision making

frigid crane
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As the ice breaks upon the FANCY GOWN, the cold is absorbed into the fabric, each thread subtly backlit by a faint glacial light.  In a rush that causes the air to distort, iridescent blue crystals race to cover the garment in a cloak of living ice as a FANCIER GOWN is revealed.```

```You analyze your silk gown and sense that the creator has provided the following information:

This silk gown will react to ice and water spells being cast at it and transform into an icy gown!
While in this state it has ambient messaging.
Verbs:  TILT, PUSH, PULL, TICKLE, KISS, RAISE, SASHAY, and RUB.

It is fully alterable, but the fabric form must remain actual fabric.  The icy form is also alterable, and the ice-clad description (long and show) can make reference to the gown being EMPOWERED.

When altering gowns, please keep in mind that the messaging references a long, full skirt.  Accordingly, these pieces should NOT be altered to have short/tight/fitted skirts.  Also, anything that resembles a sheath dress is not appropriate for this gown.

The ice crystal color may also be customized.```

Huge thank you to Tamuz for these!
maiden kite
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extra points for use of SASHAY verb 😄

frigid crane
# maiden kite extra points for use of SASHAY verb 😄

You take a few sashaying steps forward playfully, causing your ice-sheathed skirt to sway to and fro from your hips. Tiny plumes of iridescent blue mist snake through the air about you, lashed back and forth by your exaggerated sauntering.

silver cape
wise bolt
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Let it goooooo.

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Suggestion: Make a writable book that clones itself into readable only books.

frigid crane
maiden kite
shut fern
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ANY chance that teasers can get pinned?

green saffron
hot ruin
green saffron
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Super thanks, Ivry! ❤️

hot ruin
shut fern
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TYSM! ❤️

hot ruin
maiden kite
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woah

hot ruin
maiden kite
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Awards Ivry with the "Simultaneously Spam The Channel But At The Same Time Be A Discord Hero" medal.

hot ruin
maiden kite
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(Narrator: Erek thought about editing "simultaneously at the same time" but decided to own it.)

hot ruin
hot ruin
hot ruin
maiden kite
hot ruin
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I am SO sorry, I didn't realize it was spamming the channel looking for Teasers to pin! yikes

plain delta
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It's very appreciated that you did.

hot ruin
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I think it's done though!

maiden kite
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it's all good, heh!

green saffron
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So very worth it! 😄

stuck walrus
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Oh that was really worth the scroll. The pinned posts make it much easier to reference things.

tardy mesa
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The pinned teasers are great, thanks Ivry!

distant karma
abstract forum
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I have a deep need for that teapot, Vanah 🥹

devout pawn
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(Still hoping for an OTS lesser version!)

maiden kite
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heck I'd be happy with an ots version that did a hand-wavy "heat the water" thing so there was no stove involved. Would save a lot of time.

green saffron
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The updates for the herbtomes.... AMAZING!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

neat nexus
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Wiki stalker!

sage tundra
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I wasn’t saying anything hahaha

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But they are huge updates!

neat nexus
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I am still rolling it out, not quite fully implemented yet

green saffron
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I just got lucky and was looking at the Recent Changes page and saw that. 🙂

neat nexus
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I have to credit Mestys and Yusri for feature creep there

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But to me, those were auction items. Big baller. To have an herblore tome, ohhh man you must be Someone

shut fern
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HUGE thanks for pinning the teasers, makes my life so much easier ❤️

neat nexus
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I will make a separate post when that is complete

green saffron
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I remember getting the River's Rest one on the Foehn's Promise, way back when... was (and still is) a large part of my paladin's RP, being an herbmistress.

maiden kite
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now if we can just get you to creature feep the actual room numbers in to PONDER... 😉

neat nexus
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I can let you opt in I guess

maiden kite
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that works!

green saffron
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That'd be awesome. (I wouldn't use it personally, but I could see the usefulness of it.)

quasi urchin
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i can see that teapot going for more than most/all mechanical items over in Plat

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i think the last big silver auction we had...a watering can went for 1st or 2nd most

gray tapir
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Now that I have read the wiki article... oh my! Those updates to the herblore tomes look great. I can't wait to dust mine off. (Despite it being not so useful in recent years, I never stopped carrying it around.)

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(And I have a sneaking suspicion I just set off some screamers with mine... sorry!)

wise bolt
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Seconding the waggle verb for fire/ice gowns - snag the fix off the girl on fire cloaks.

quasi urchin
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if you have a fire and ice gown if you bundle them do you get a "muddy spring" gown?

gentle grove
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No.

neat nexus
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But we can feature creep Thandiwe with the...what was that rustic dress?

iron jasper
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a dress made of rust? sounds pretty metal

green bear
iron jasper
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just kidding, I misread that

gentle grove
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The obvious avenue of feature creep is making the gowns and cloak play nice with the elemental ball rings.

wise bolt
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Unrefined gown?

static wave
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a gown MAKER

gentle grove
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Denied. NEXT

plain delta
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Wallflower gown

wise bolt
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feature creep on fausteri gowns to add colors.

iron jasper
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drown gown, you suffocate when you wear it

stuck walrus
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Wind gown, it smells terrible and is constantly embarrassing you. The skirts billow in odd places making you look real suspect.

wise bolt
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I could just open a locker on my wardrobe girl and suffocate under the pile that would avalanche.

quasi urchin
normal schooner
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Is there not some database somewhere with all the types of herbs in all the rooms? Or does it change or is it bad? Either way the foraging bonus is very cool

gentle grove
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Pfffft, who needs a foraging bonus!

normal schooner
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Someone with a pathological need to enhance every numerical attribute of their character 🤣

wise bolt
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weeps in sorcerer

quasi urchin
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do the tomes allow for a x/day regrow of herbs for those nasty bounties in HW?

gentle grove
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forage frostflower
d100(Open): -84
You forage briefly and manage to find a frostflower!
Roundtime: 4 sec.

neat nexus
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The tomes do not have that particular feature

neat nexus
gentle grove
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Probably, but I would make the sorcerers sad.

distant bone
distant karma
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The obvious avenue of feature creep is making the gowns and cloak play nice with the elemental ball rings.```
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neat nexus
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Apparently making it muddy!

iron jasper
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Partial Spoiler B2.0.2 ```

turn katana
As you turn the katana it bursts into flames sending small streams of fire all about.
turn katana
As you turn the katana it draws all the heat from the surrounding air as ice forms on it.
turn katana
As you turn the katana it is washed away in inky-darkness as the light folds inward upon it.

You swing an eonake-edged ghezyte katana at a really big skeleton!
...
** Lancing outward from your ghezyte katana, a thin whip of dark energy slashes the air, drawing everything into it. **

distant karma
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What's fully sanctified? 330 S6 or just a holy weapon in the hands of a paladin or cleric?

iron jasper
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it is not just a holy armament.

latent jay
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will this absolute mad lad make a naginata (WITH THE BLADESTAFF NOUN SINCE IT"S THE BEST) to complete the trifecta?

sage tundra
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warbladestaff

wild quail
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Yeah, but are you a whale? Knowing whales doesn't count!

polar veldt
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Probably not! Ask the other whales.

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I'm just a wizard doing dope wizard stuff.

clear abyss
hot ruin
hollow elm
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It's nice to see the rotating flares again.

rustic inlet
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Thanks for pinning all the teasers.

young salmon
safe portal
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Vision board style teaser, because I couldn't figure out appropriate emojis like the cool kids.

swift-shadows.png
safe portal
fringe elbow
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Something something.. forest armor brigandine

safe portal
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You got the something something and the brig part right.

latent jay
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Shadarl. With balloons.

distant karma
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5x enchanted?

safe portal
nova wagon
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Shadarl with one REALLY BIG balloon?

safe portal
safe portal
latent jay
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Rank 5 burst swiftness.

hoary ginkgo
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uhh bubble flares

nova wagon
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I feel misled by the balloon.

safe portal
safe portal
latent jay
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Shadarl forest brig with MK rank 5 burst of swiftness. Final answer lock it in.

distant karma
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Rank 5 Evade Specialization?

safe portal
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You are all on the right track

latent jay
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Dust shroud?

safe portal
plain delta
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it's a red balloon that is armor against insects and let's you collect honey quickly from trees

sage tundra
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That’s a beetle

fringe elbow
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New best in slot armor script: Pooh armor

safe portal
fringe elbow
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Silly ol' tusked ursian

distant karma
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So just need to figure out what the beetle means

latent jay
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I can’t think of what else burst would be. Stamina burst? But that doesn’t have ranks.

safe portal
latent jay
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Unless I was right except it’s not Shadarl. A one off aganjira as scale?

distant karma
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I think youre right but it has another property

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tree = shadarl
armor = brig
5 equals rank 5
balloon + speedy man = burst of swiftness

royal cedar
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So we're looking for the beetle meaning?

forest knoll
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If not it should be 😄

distant karma
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ACtually, wasn't aware of how shadarl is made

royal cedar
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Oh, beetles are connected to... yeah

distant karma
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Looks like tree + beetle is the shadarl clue

keen sedge
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shadarl + forest armor?

safe portal
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Should probably scrap it now.

forest knoll
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ack why did my emoji do that thing

sage tundra
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you made it super

royal cedar
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That was my reaction when it happened to me. "No, stop that! Why!?"

plain delta
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You're one of the chosen ones

forest knoll
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Reidyn I hope you don't think my comment was meant to put down your auction item, that truly was not my intent.

green bear
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shadarl dirigible filled with honey!

safe portal
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You're good.

keen sedge
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5 is just for 5x enchant probably

distant karma
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Nope, I guessed that already

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Its 5 spells involving speed/time. SK 506, 515, 535, 540, 550

keen sedge
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haha

royal cedar
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There are 5 of them for auction?

safe portal
keen sedge
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well there is blood burst, manaburst and sun burst spells

distant karma
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I think an obviously OP item that had some serious restrictions would be cool.
0x armor that cannot be enchanted, ensorcelled, sanctified, padded, etc.

But you have access to all warrior cmans.

latent jay
distant karma
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weapon specialization
tainted bond
surge of strength
burst of swiftness
stun maneuvers
All that together if I had to pick 5 to make something amazing.

safe portal
gleaming sorrel
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I still just want a ring that gives you the old style coraesine effect. Doesn’t matter what you’re swinging.

nimble bolt
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I want a pin-worn that sends that kid from the pie shop to smash a pie into the face of anyone in Elanthia.... make it a 1x/hour item to keep it from being OP

gleaming sorrel
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I’d go for that.

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I’d only have like 3 targets though. All the same person.

safe portal
nimble bolt
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You heard it here, folks! That's gonna be an item at the auction!

Seriously though, my memories of that are from long enough ago I was worried no one else would remember it.... from the Spitfire or the last Juggernaut.

devout pawn
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back in the days of the spitfire outside Icemule, I'd camp out in the thrown pie delivery stall with a ton of silvers in my pockets and talk to people on the amunet. I'd send a pie to whoever I could get to speak up.

strong apex
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Back in your day, I bet the poor pie delivery person had to walk uphill both ways in the snow to make the delivery

devout pawn
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Probably.

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this was 2000, 2001 ish?

nimble bolt
silver imp
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What if you could have an astral projection of yourself throw the pie anywhere in the game?

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Basically like Whirlin with a bow and arrow, but not so deadly.

odd seal
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Could we have a shadowy assassin throw the pie?

maiden kite
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Urchins... they've been itching to get back at us for years.

gentle grove
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Y'all are really missing out

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After glancing around the room with a single raised eyebrow, the auctioneer says, "With no further bids on an oatmeal raisin cookie, we are officially GOING ONCE, with a current bid of 2,000,000,000 silvers by Who."

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These cookies are amazing.

dusk moat
silver imp
gentle grove
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#WorthIt

nimble bolt
long maple
silver imp
desert pilot
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lets say we bought this bell thingy...could we make it bzzz instead of ding? Asking for a friend

robust agate
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adds "make a custom movement style" to the HESS Request List

desert pilot
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I heard Tamuz really loves this idea

gentle grove
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I feel the feline has been escorted out of the bag on this one so I might as well roll with it.

desert pilot
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oh that brings up another question? Lets say you had a dramatic drapery and a tingaling bell? How does the system decide which one to use? Or future custom movements?

gentle grove
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Maybe a super LOOK AT ME gown that lets you sashay into a room, showing off the gown.

desert pilot
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that literally forces everyone in the room to look at you

gentle grove
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I believe you can already choose between them in MOVEMENT?

desert pilot
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ok nice

plain delta
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If you have a reputation for wearing super gowns in the first place you can have this happen without paying for it at an auction. DVaSmug

robust agate
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So far there's the Tintinabar, the gear armor from the 2016 auction, and Dramatic Drapery for things that change the appearance of movement. The list grows!

gentle grove
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Yes but then you'll be the peasant who doesn't have an attention grabbing gown when you walk into a room of 100 people at the ball.

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And do you really want to be that poor, unfortunate soul?

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Better not to risk it, buy the new gown.

plain delta
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Tell me you haven't attended an in game ball in years without telling me you haven't attended an in game ball in years.

"room of 100 people" omegalul

desert pilot
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the auction is a ruse to get everyone to attend a ball

plain delta
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invests in poison stock 📈

desert pilot
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every rose has its thorn

silver imp
desert pilot
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I know I know, it's very specific, I kind of want it...I wasn't gonna buy anything at this auction but it's just so dingly!

stuck walrus
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It could be your Shephard's bell for your rats.

desert pilot
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now i just need some rats

royal cedar
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I’m seeing Calael soon! I’ll ask him if he has any pies I can borrow for simucon

stuck walrus
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Tell him we said hiiiiii.

royal cedar
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No but I will tell him that though

stuck walrus
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That's so much better.

royal cedar
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He said he’s coming back when savants are released 😄

wild quail
silver imp
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Late night/early teaser?

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Only if 5 people are awake and looking.

ripe pecan
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I'm awake does that count?! lol

silver imp
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Haha, NO!

ripe pecan
silver imp
gleaming sorrel
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I’m awake

silver imp
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I didn't even realize it's 4:30am ET. What am I doing with my life.

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Okay, since Kiel is here, I'll share!

gleaming sorrel
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Woo!!!

silver imp
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The frost giant is huge in size and about thirty feet high in its current state.
>attack giant
You cannot aim that high!
>pull my harness
You pull on the grips connected to the cylinders on your harness, discharging some pressurized gas which sends you upward above a frost giant!
>attack giant
You take aim and swing a drake falchion at a frost giant!
  AS: +383 vs DS: +199 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +25 = +241
   ... and hit for 55 points of damage!
   Quick flick of the wrist!
   The frost giant is slashed across its forehead!
   The frost giant is stunned!

 ** Your drake falchion flares with a burst of flame! **
   ... 5 points of damage!
   Minor burns to left eye.  Foe blinks back the tears.
The frost giant howls in agony as the flames dance over its body!
   ... 15 points of damage!
   Burst of flames to right arm toasts skin to elbows.

Roundtime: 8 sec.
R>
You drop gracefully to the floor.
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Don't judge me on my RT, I'm holding a lot of stuff.

gleaming sorrel
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Ok. Will that work in HW on gigas?

sage tundra
gleaming sorrel
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They have like 10 more feet on your pidly ice giant.

silver imp
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>assess shield
The gigas shield-maiden is huge in size and about thirty feet high in its current state.
You would probably be able to take on the shield-maiden, but with some risk to your health.
>attack shield
You cannot aim that high!
>attack shield
You take aim and swing a drake falchion at a brawny gigas shield-maiden!
  AS: +383 vs DS: +470 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +42 = -6
   A clean miss.
Roundtime: 8 sec.
R>
You drop gracefully to the floor.
silver imp
silver imp
gleaming sorrel
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Is it a gnome design? Oh! My mistake. I thought things were 40ft!

sage tundra
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that frost giant was artificially extended

silver imp
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I think height might get randomized.

gleaming sorrel
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Maybe that’s just the wyrm

silver imp
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It matches the height + 1

gleaming sorrel
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That’s really cool

silver imp
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You're only up there for 2 seconds, and there is a 5 second cooldown between uses. When you're flying, you can't move (rooted). If the creature isn't taller than you, it doesn't do anything.

cerulean eagle
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hmm... i was gonna crack a bad pun.. but now I think I wont

loud echo
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That's neat

gleaming sorrel
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Whoever wins it should get the title Rocket Man to go with

silver imp
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Oh, and it's a pirate harness in terms of all the verbs.

hollow elm
gleaming sorrel
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Does it hold all the extra stuff then?

silver imp
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There will be one at each auction.

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It will weigh 2lbs, hold 100lbs, over the front worn.

gleaming sorrel
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Nice!

nimble bolt
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not as good as moon boots.... but interesting

hollow elm
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Breaking all the QC rules!

silver imp
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SPECIAL AUCTION SHHH DON'T GET ME IN TROUBLE.

hollow elm
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I ❤️ my big front worn harnesses

gleaming sorrel
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Speaking of QC. I need to go check on my AC alter. It’s been awhile

robust agate
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Okay, that’s a hilarious mental image. 😄

keen kelp
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Wait, this is an attack on Titan harness is it

silver imp
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I might clean up the messaging, I hadn't touched it since my testing.

silver imp
loud echo
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I assume this is basically an attack on titan harness ha

keen kelp
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Haha!

loud echo
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Dang it I was slow, darn mobile... I should sleep

silver imp
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It doesn't have all the same stuff, like a winch and ultrasteel weapons.

sage tundra
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yet

silver imp
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Plus it's hard to interact with the room knowing what you can shoot off of, so it's just gas.

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I would say a gnomish mod, for GS lore.

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But just to make it clear, this isn't an unlock on a pirate harness, this is a new script.

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Just wait until you see my next teaser!

loud echo
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But yeah, that's certainly a neat one for sure

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We've had more than 5 people talk at way too late to be awake, does that count for getting the next teaser early? Haha

silver imp
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Hah!

cerulean eagle
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we're sleep texting.. so it doesn't count

loud echo
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I need to learn to sleep code

gleaming sorrel
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I’m up at all the strange hours.

keen kelp
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Hey I'm in bed, that's close to sleeping

silver imp
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I find it more peaceful to be awake at this hour.

hollow elm
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same

gleaming sorrel
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It’s the best time to reasearch

ripe pecan
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still the 22nd here!

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👀

hollow elm
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wut how

loud echo
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Oh me too, but that isn't gonna cancel work meetings in 5ish hours from now 😦

nimble bolt
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that's cause all the cranky people that work 9-5 are asleep

hollow elm
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How far behind is hawaii lol

loud echo
silver imp
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I think 9 more minutes for HI.

ripe pecan
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an hour an 9 more minutes....

silver imp
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Good lord.

gleaming sorrel
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4am for me

loud echo
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Yeah Hawaii is 6 hours behind east coast

gleaming sorrel
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I’d totally change my hours to live in Hawaii

cerulean eagle
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same... though i should be in bed. insomnia keeps me up 😕 but happy to see this channel active with more teases. yeah.. hawaii is only explanation

silver imp
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Okay, so this was O-D-M in my original teaser. I won't give you in-game messaging for the next one, but O/H/S is One Hundred Seconds.

gleaming sorrel
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I’m intrigued

silver imp
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Feel free to speculate what it could be.

hollow elm
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one d . * n minute
Just give me

gleaming sorrel
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Anything like Ronans Kiss going out? We lost it in plat. 😞

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Off door Mooooo

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Old Dangerous Magic!

silver imp
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Haha O-D-M is the harness.

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O/H/S is the teaser for tomorrow!

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Or today.

hollow elm
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Am I doing this right

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gleaming sorrel
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Shh. Don’t ruin my flo

silver imp
gleaming sorrel
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It’s one hundred seconds of crits!

loud echo
robust agate
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Not gonna lie, kinda hard for me to get interested in a thing where the pre-teaser teaser is a hundred seconds. 🤣

silver imp
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This one is a play on some other games/anime. It's a mix.

silver imp
gleaming sorrel
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Akira!!! Tetsumo!!!

hollow elm
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I'm excited to see the new stuff even if it doesn't work for me specifically

gleaming sorrel
#

Same

robust agate
#

I’m not sure I’ve seen anything yet that’s for me personally, but I adore the creativity and variety of it all!

loud echo
#

I like the very wide variety

gleaming sorrel
#

There have been some great items teased. But same. I have so much stuff

loud echo
#

And just like looking at new Shiney stuff, even if a lot isn't really for my character

gleaming sorrel
#

The creativity for these events is amazing. And reminds me of how boring my ideas actually are 😂

keen kelp
#

According to google you made a video production studio based in Portland Oregon

robust agate
#

Tomorrow (later today) I’ll commence the “put everything into a spreadsheet and decide the limits I’d be willing to bid on it” process, so that’s fun. 🤣

gleaming sorrel
#

I’ll probably pick up a weapon self ammo bandolier if one is offered. See I’m boring.

robust agate
#

I mean, my pick so far is the katana, so hey.

loud echo
#

I have enough silvers to potentially buy something maybe, just gonna have to wait and see.

hollow elm
#

I don't think we really know what 99% of the stuff is, we've probably guessed a few of the teasers but a lot of the teasers still leave me guessing

distant karma
#

A 100 second astral projection

neat nexus
neat nexus
#

GameMaster Vanah just went east, her nose buried in a kraken-motif tome.

distant karma
#

Also will ODM gear work on flying mobs?

buoyant cypress
#

I figured my other teaser emoji of 🐶 was easy to explain. So I'm not sure I have any specific teasers for that.

silver imp
gleaming sorrel
#

I want a flying mount. Just to flutter around all the Aelotoi 😂

static wave
#

3 days

azure mulch
static wave
#

its the jet pack system from uh, that giants who are really the chinese anime

polar veldt
#

Japanese!

#

Is today list day?

#

Shingeki no Kyojin!

static wave
#

attack on titan

polar veldt
#

The one and only anime my wife has ever liked.

cinder notch
#

You’re not legally allowed to refer to them as giants, per the GoS standards

polar veldt
#

You’ve met my wife. You know I have a wife.

static wave
#

what

polar veldt
cinder notch
#

She asked him to marry her

static wave
#

i've lost the plot

polar veldt
#

Yeah can you believe it? She asked ME to marry her

stuck walrus
#

I used to have a poster of her in my garage. And then I met her.

wide parcel
#

I'm amused by this.

wide parcel
# polar veldt Shingeki no Kyojin!

... I need to finish the last season still... but I'm still mad that ||the good guy became the bad guy||. Maybe that's why I haven't finished it. It made me mad.

polar veldt
#

Yeah. I read the manga just cause I wanted to see how it ends up

latent jay
distant karma
#

The harness is very cool for an ambusher

#

Can ditch acrobats leap

abstract forum
#

There's an herblore tome and a magic freaking teapot. Add like, a pet bird and this auction was made for me 🐦

Feature creep bonus, give the bird a cage for private properties were he can live

wise bolt
devout pawn
royal cedar
royal cedar
polar veldt
dusk moat
#

Need moar teasers:

Wow, Lady, you really have an axe to grind. Clearly got a lot of weight on your shoulders. Is something bugging you? Cause you're really out to get them. What with giving them that Kiss off.

odd seal
#

Moth cloak...weight reduction...something to do with forging?

desert pilot
#

its a wife for Mel with a shoulder saddle?

shadow mist
#

Kiss capitalized is odd…..

desert pilot
#

named Genie Simmons

solemn star
#

Are teasers consolidated on the wiki somewhere?

odd seal
solemn star
#

Bummer. Thanks

stuck walrus
#

There will be a list released at some point.

loud echo
#

There are pins, there was a teaser wiki page too, I don't have the link, I don't know how up to date it is, was player created. But the pins here should have most everything i think

silver imp
polar veldt
#

feature creep!

minor comet
#

You could just make it put something At Feet for the duration instead. Prevents movement, but no root effect.

#

A... plume or something.

polar veldt
#

list me!

royal cedar
static wave
#

you missed a step of putting it in the basketifier first so you can always have plume to eat

gleaming sorrel
#

The plume should give everyone else in the room a -25 🤣

odd seal
#

It'd be a room plume of doom.

hot ruin
devout pawn
dusk moat
#

As I'm fairly certain I've not seen that movie, there was definitely no intentional reference for it. Also I definitely don't know what one you're making.

young salmon
#

I really love seeing all of the creativity of the staff. It's seriously one of the very best parts of auctions

gentle grove
#

As I'm literally sitting here with Elysani writing all the descriptions and messaging for the thing.

young salmon
static wave
#

how many player suggestions from the long closed thread were actually made so we can dig through that thread to speculate?

devout pawn
young salmon
#

omg that made me laugh out loud 😂

silver imp
#

O/H/S

>clench long
You clench your temporal longsword and slice into the air before you, cutting into the fabric of time.  As you pull back your longsword, it has a black glow crackling with electricity.
>clench long
You've recently absorbed power from a temporal rift.  Try back on Day of the Huntress, day 24 of the month Charlatos at 18:59 by the elven time standard.
>glance
You glance down to see a black temporal longsword crackling with electricity in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.
>attack giant
You swing a black temporal longsword at a frost giant!
  AS: +532 vs DS: +199 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +87 = +457
   ... and hit for 140 points of damage!
   Incredible smash to what used to be a stomach!
The frost giant falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

{{{PRETEND A DAY HAS GONE BY}}}
>clench long
You clench your temporal longsword and slice into the air before you, cutting into the fabric of time.  As you pull back your longsword, it has a copper glow dripping with acid.
>glance
You glance down to see a copper temporal longsword dripping with acid in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.
>attack giant
You swing a copper temporal longsword at a frost giant!
  AS: +470 vs DS: +199 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +81 = +389
   ... and hit for 90 points of damage!
   Feint left spins the frost giant around!
   Jagged slash to lower back.
   The frost giant is stunned!
Roundtime: 4 sec.

Looking at how it displays the timer, I might change that slightly.

gentle grove
#

Yeah yeah yeah, the time longsword. We've all seen it!

sage tundra
#

YOU CUT THROUGH TIME

silver imp
#

Yus

gentle grove
#

I can lose 62 AS way faster than a day!

devout pawn
#

...I can lose 3 whole levels in HW.

distant karma
#

Points for cool but gonna have to spill the beans on the meat and potatoes

loud echo
#

so I don't know what it does... looking at the strikes, but it certainly looks cool

cinder notch
#

like a chaos weapon that's a little less chaotic..?

hoary ginkgo
#

Cool, it has the power to go back in time to before you got all your player services on it, so you can get them all again 😲

distant karma
#

Lol

sage tundra
#

it has the power to force people to pretend that a day has gone by, it's right there in the log

placid otter
#

So when do we get to go to the IHOP?

loud echo
#

maybe it resets all your cooldowns on all your stuff pretending that 24 hours has past

long maple
#

it resets rol brooches?

sage tundra
#

oh no

silver imp
#

There will be one at each auction. Different bases. Plan is a longsword and mace. But I could be persuaded to change those (as long as it's not lance, maul, claid, naginata, or katana). This one is a little more complex so I will spill more details on it.

Once a day, you can set the enchant and flare. Flares are fire, ice, electric, impact, acid, vacuum, plasma, steam, disintegration, and disruption. Enchant will be between +1 to +100. All determine by TIME, in Unix.

gentle grove
#

Item only valid until January 19, 2038

loud echo
#

that's ok, that's the date of the apocalypse anyways

forest knoll
#

🎶 It's the end of the world as we know it 🎶

hoary ginkgo
distant karma
sage tundra
#

when you say determined by TIME you mean that's the random seed? this is the barcode battler weapon?

distant karma
#

If it works off the seconds here, you dont have to wait too long to have a chance at activating the +100. But if you're off slightly you'll end up at +1. 😛

silver cape
#

Like so you can just set it for +100 and keep it like thay forever?

polar veldt
#

How long does it last. The whole day?

#

What kind of time sword should a wizard have?

#

Can you make it like a candy cane time sword?

plain delta
#

It doesn't matter. A wizard is always on time.

polar veldt
#

Perma +100 confirmed

distant karma
#

Are the flares standard cat b flares and can the sword work with flare affinity subscript or be affected by boost supercharger?

shadow mist
#

Dagger please

silver imp
#

The name of it is One Hundred Seconds, so it's based on that. That part is some of the mystery. It does reset after the day.

silver cape
#

Make one a whip

silver imp
#

The description changes based on what you selected. It will ROYGBIVCSGWB

#

Haha

silver cape
#

Whips need that +100

silver imp
#

You can add other properties to it, like ensorcell, bless, creaturebane, weighting, etc

forest knoll
#

I like it.

polar veldt
#

Hrm....So base enchant is 0. Is that the script or is that the innate property of the weapon?

#

What if I enchant it. Does it get both? 😛

silver imp
#

Base enchant will be +1, I will probably have it at the auction as +50. Can't enchant it, flare it, or alter it.

polar veldt
#

So it "could" be a +50 with a +1 thru 100 kicker?

silver imp
#

Haha no no, enchant changes based on CLENCH.

#

When it resets, it will always be +1

polar veldt
#

ahhh

silver cape
#

August DR 20x

polar veldt
#

Okay. So I wake up at 8am. I set the weapons whatevers. Enchant and flares etc. Whatever I get. Lasts till midnight that night?

silver imp
#

Until 8am the next day.

polar veldt
#

oh 24 hours from use.

#

And can't be used again to switch until then?

silver imp
#

If you never set it, it will just be a +1 dude.

#

Right

royal cedar
#

Having the word "temporal" in the name is extremely cool

polar veldt
#

Okay. I dig it. I think I like this thing.

#

I think I want this thing.

shadow mist
#

Digging it also

silver cape
#

I bid 1b

silver imp
#

I'm going to spam the chat with possible weapon bases. The two with the highest will be the ones I select. The one with the highest will go out this Sunday.

#

You just have react to it with the same emoji, pick one.

#

Dagger

long maple
#

i don't get the set enchant part, why wouldn't someone always set it at max enchant?

silver imp
#

Longsword

#

Mace

polar veldt
silver imp
#

Cudgel

#

Halberd

#

Rapier

distant karma
#

Would probably go for more silvers if the winner got to choose

polar veldt
#

Quick! What type of weapon should a wizard wield?!

round sleet
silver cape
#

A whip

silver imp
#

Bastard Sword

sage tundra
#

I'm just waiting for you to type throwing net

round sleet
silver imp
#

Spear

#

Trident

royal cedar
#

Cudgel in the lead for some reason 😮

silver imp
#

Hook-knife

sage tundra
#

rule of cool

half musk
#

because it rhymes with fudgel.

minor comet
#

I think we've all felt the temporal cudgel.

polar veldt
#

katar? 😛

sage tundra
#

best nouns!

silver imp
#

Quarter Staff

silver cape
silver imp
#

Whip

plain delta
#

It's also how we got two auctions.

silver imp
#

Estoc

polar veldt
#

Falchion!

cinder notch
#

runestaff!

silver imp
#

Jeddart Axe

#

Falchion

plain delta
#

Which I hope Tikba got paid for the voter fraud.

hoary ginkgo
silver imp
#

Okay that's it for now.

polar veldt
#

I know nothing of weapon bases. I don't know what i would or should want.

silver imp
#

Top two will be made.

sage tundra
plain delta
#

yeah he did

loud echo
#

I dumb, or at least blind

silver imp
#

Haha

loud echo
#

it's been a long week for me

silver imp
#

For the sake of sanity, I will select only one emoji on a single noun with the highest.

hoary ginkgo
silver imp
loud echo
#

well I blame kenstrom for that, I'm in "take nap so I can be awake at 2am mode to RP" mode

plain delta
#

Can you change the name of the weapon to "crazy o'clock"?

silver imp
#

Item inspiration is one of the World Items from Overlord.

odd seal
#

Every time you clench it, pair it with a ;e echo Time.now.to_i (if you're using lich) and we'll figure it out!

distant karma
#

If I'm doing this right, this is the unix code for the date wyrom showed in his teaser

image.png
#

Probably add 22 seconds to that to get the +62 enchant

silver imp
#

MAYBE! MAYBE IT'S HASHED

loud echo
#

-wyrom quickly goes and changes the formula-

odd seal
#

Well if it's hashed we'll never figure it out, but at least we'll have fun trying!

placid otter
#

that would explain the slight lag in the server when you clench it

odd seal
#

Fun? Is fun the right word?

placid otter
#

have to divert resources for that kind of math

silver imp
#

Hah

#

The flares are a whole different angle, but still same thing.

placid otter
#

it pauses every online player for 2 seconds and gives you -2 rt to your next {playernum} roundtimes

silver imp
#

These won't be too unique, but I'll probably try to keep track of the bases.

#

So only one of each base gets out there.

young salmon
silver imp
#

It didn't flare in my testing.

hoary ginkgo
#

In both cases he killed the frost giant before it could flare, I think.

silver imp
#

Because le lazy

young salmon
#

morning star!

#

maces are for head bopping!

silver imp
#

Reading is key. Too bad LeVar didn't tweet us.

gentle grove
#

read rainbow
You can't do that.

young salmon
#

haha

silver imp
young salmon
#

these weapons seem VERY cool

#

but would it have been a readable rainbow?

devout pawn
young salmon
sage tundra
#

I'm not taking responsibility for cudgel winning by the way, that's democracy in action

round sleet
#

Man, am I the only one that doesn’t have a billion silvers?

long maple
#

most likely

green saffron
young salmon
silver cape
young salmon
#

SO excited to see the list of items

young salmon
round sleet
#

DMX’s version of reading rainbow is all I can imagine anymore

distant karma
#

If you auctioned off the ability to add the adjective "temporal" to any weapon you'd probably get quite a few buyers. Unique adjectives would probably go for a lot.

sage tundra
#

honestly that would be a very entertaining direction for the auction

#

"this item is 'an incredible hat'. It doesn't do anything but you can keep the adjective and alter the rest"

plain delta
#

You really woke up and chose violence.

desert pilot
#

I'd pay a lot to get my maul changed to A HUMONGOUS WARMAUL

#

like, A LOT!

keen kelp
#

So I know we said claidhmore wasn't a valid base for 100 seconds. But I want to throw this out, and hear me out...what if....it was.

#

Just let that sit for a bit.

silver imp
desert pilot
#

maayyyyyybe

#

talk about an easy silver drain

silver imp
#

Let's do like 10 of them!

desert pilot
#

:/

#

wait are you duping my maul 10 times? Thats probably worth it

silver imp
#

Haha

sage tundra
#

"a humongous humongous humongous humongous humongous humongous humongous humongous humongous humongous warmaul"

desert pilot
#

that's basically the show already

silver inlet
#

Compensating for something?

silver imp
#

Okay, so I have one more set of items going out. And another unique item. I'm including my cat's bell in March's auction, so my other unique item will be in April. The set of items that will be going out are 5 items, so I'll be splitting them up two at one auction, three at the other. I need to see where the item piles are before I confirm if March will be 2 or 3. But the last set is {{flesh}}. The name of the script is MonstrFlesh. I'll tease more later tonight.

desert pilot
#

oh man I think I want that bell.

#

luckily I have 20-100m

loud echo
#

late tonight, or like, ungodly hour in the morning? 🙂

silver imp
#

Hopefully not ungodly.

dusk moat
#

No gods, only men. Or you know undead zombie mans.

keen kelp
#

see yall at 2 am again

silver imp
# desert pilot luckily I have 20-100m

Hah, I know this will be one of those ranges I'll just have to eat as likely being wrong. But I swear the wealth needle hasn't moved that much yet. I'm sure I'll start seeing the reality of my mistake Saturday.

sage tundra
#

That’s what the second auction is for!

odd seal
#

Any chance there's a fleshy returning handaxe in that set?

desert pilot
#

I think there are just a lot of factors that are tough to predict. I think it's tough to really guess what things will go for, but if I had to guess at what things would go for, I'd multiple mania numbers by 1000.

odd seal
young salmon
desert pilot
#

We're all just guessing, but I think a lot of people have been waiting for an auction like this since 2016...yes there have been other silvers auctions but this is a special kind of auction, and I think you'll see people throw it all out there for some brand new stuff. We'll see how it shakes out!

loud echo
placid otter
#

Maybe people are hiding their wealth on accounts they only log in during the hours they know wyrom typically passes out. The dreaded morning people

robust agate
#

Can't wait for the in-game wealth to blow away all expectations, having been stashed on offshore alt accounts. 🤣

long maple
#

just tell us how much leafiara and her alts have

royal cedar
#

I bet there will be some screaming deals on weapons

robust agate
#

I'm only at like 1.4b. lol

long maple
#

each alt?

robust agate
#

Nah, total.

royal cedar
robust agate
#

Maybe slightly more, I don't know. Haven't consolidated.

placid otter
#

yeah, I'm clearly gemstone poor

long maple
#

i heard azanoth claim the cat bell already

odd seal
#

I don't think you should set 1.4b as your threshold for gemstone poor 😛

placid otter
#

leafiara is also gemstone poor

royal cedar
placid otter
#

I mean, I don't even hit soft loot cap each month, there's no way I can have wealth

royal cedar
#

I’m holding out hope that the service I’m looking for is among the few offered

long maple
#

base change? i want 1x a day fixpro

royal cedar
green saffron
#

(I wouldn't mind one of those older multi-setting perma-gold rings, personally. Even if it's just a 3-setting one)

desert pilot
#

Leafi has more than me now

#

it's gonna be A WHITE SLASHER!

sage tundra
#

You know, now that simu has an in house artist again I can think of a service people might want

desert pilot
#

oh I got a new service...attach an mp3 to when you look at someone

robust agate
#

Being the cleric of music, I'd buy that astonishingly fast.

gaunt ice
#

The ongoing prejudice against the naginata without a coherent clear mechanics based reason as to why irks me to no end.

desert pilot
#

just be happy that you don't have to ever buy a dumb naginata

young salmon
green saffron
#

Hehe, I was going to ask if I could have just .4b of that stack. 😉

young salmon
#

oh or that

static wave
#

tease the muffin themed item

placid otter
#

It's 1 million to see the 1.4 Billion, or 5 million to have your silvers added to it

long maple
#

does the jet pack stack with leap attack?

round sleet
#

Doesn't seem like you'd need both, the jet pack always gives you enough (their height +1)

distant karma
#

Leap attack is for flying targets

#

Wyrom said it doesn't work with flying targets at all. To many checks.

long maple
#

oh i thought there were clips where he could reach the griffin

distant karma
#

He showed a clip to show it didn't work

long maple
#

oh so any height would work but just not flying critters?

distant karma
#

Yup

long maple
#

but doesn't leap work with certain flying critters?

distant karma
#

Its any non-flying creature height +1

#

Leap is strictly to hit flying critters

gleaming sorrel
#

easy fix, add mk leap to the item

gleaming sorrel
#

Any teasers going on?

ripe pecan
#

because you asked

loud echo
#

Mk mug knife?

#

Also let's see how close to 4am it takes till wyrom teases monsterflesh

silver imp
#

{{flesh}}

>glance
You glance down to see a copper temporal longsword dripping with acid in your right hand and some fibrous monster flesh in your left hand.
>eat my flesh
You hold the monster flesh to your mouth and contemplate the decision you're about to make.
[Eating the flesh is permanent and will become part of your inventory forever.  You may only eat one of these types of items.  If you're absolutely sure you want to do this, EAT the flesh again in 30 seconds.]
>eat my flesh
You make the decision to consume the monster flesh.  You tear into it with your teeth and chew the flesh.  At first you gag at the taste, but something primal takes over and you find yourself ravenously biting into the remaining meat.  Once finished, you let loose a dreadful roar.  Your body feels different.
# 
You see GameMaster Wyrom Braggiani.
He appears to be a Grizzled Zombie.
He is tall and has decaying body.  He appears to be in the prime of life.  He has ale-brown eyes and alabaster skin.  He has a bald head.  He has a decomposing face, a half a nose and a festering grotesque wound on his neck.  He appears to be awesome.
He appears to have some fibrous monster flesh covering most the visible parts of his body.  He has elongated arms.
He has a test tattoo on his neck.
He is in good shape.
# 
>remove flesh
You scratch at your monster flesh, trying frantically to remove it, but it is part of you.
sage tundra
#

whoa

#

IT GAVE YOU A TEST TATTOO

silver imp
#

Haha

keen kelp
#

the hour of revealing is upon us!

silver imp
#

Before activating:

With a quick flick of your wrist, you deftly send a vultite dagger into flight.
You throw a vultite dagger at a frost giant!
  AS: +449 vs DS: +206 with AvD: +9 + d100 roll: +52 = +304
   ... and hit for 35 points of damage!
   Strike pierces gall bladder!
  That's gotta hurt!
   The frost giant is stunned!
The vultite dagger flips over, landing behind a frost giant.
[Use the RECOVER HURL command while in the appropriate room to regain your item.]
Roundtime: 3 sec.

After activating:

With a quick flick of your wrist, you deftly send a vultite dagger into flight.
You throw a vultite dagger at a frost giant!
  AS: +454 vs DS: +206 with AvD: +9 + d100 roll: +14 = +271
   ... and hit for 20 points of damage!
   Weak slash to the frost giant's lower back!
The vultite dagger flips over, landing behind a frost giant.
[Use the RECOVER HURL command while in the appropriate room to regain your item.]
Roundtime: 3 sec.
#

There will be five of these auctioned, split between the two auctions. They are unique, but different powers might be added.

#

I'll reveal a little more in just a bit.

loud echo
#

So that one looks to give either 5 str bonus or some equivalent of 5 as hmm, very neat

keen kelp
#

this one appears to have given you 5 AS and a whole lot of fiber? monster fiber

#

and may also may or may not have some loose AoT ties =p

silver imp
# 
You see GameMaster Canofwyroms.
He appears to be a Human.
He is short.  He appears to be very young.  He has ale-brown eyes and alabaster skin.  He has a bald head.
He appears to have some calloused monster flesh covering most the visible parts of his body.  He has armored skin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a belt pouch in his left hand.
loud echo
#

Yeah, attack titan, armored titan, colossal, maybe some others

robust agate
#

I saw that monster flesh and could only think of One Punch Man.

keen kelp
#

weebs unite, eat the flesh!

#

one punch is amazing

silver imp
#

These are the 5 being released:

  • +5 Physical Attack Strength (unnatural large muscle growth)
  • +5 Physical Defensive Strength (coriaceous skin)
  • +5 Crit Padding (armored skin)
  • +5 Damage Padding (hardened skin)
  • +5 Thrown Weapon Attack Strength (elongated arms)

If you are in the same room as another who has consumed the flesh, it will increase your bonus by +1. So if all 5 are together, it will be +10. You must SENSE FLESH in order to activate the bonus. You don't need to remain together once you get the bonus. The power only lasts for 15 minutes, but you can activate it as many times as you can withstand (there is a cost to activate in blood). Activating too often might have some side effects.

keen kelp
#

haha neat!

sage tundra
#

Sentai zombie squad

silver imp
#

I might have one more thing that will make it unto this Sunday's auction. It's very last minute.

loud echo
#

Last minute wyrom things are the best things tho

gleaming sorrel
#

I love the concept, but I’m reminded of the dwarven runeblades from a few decades ago

silver imp
silver imp
loud echo
#

Do the paddings stack with armor?

silver imp
#

It works like GoS sigils.

gleaming sorrel
sage tundra
#

I don’t think we know how gos sigils work for padding stacking actually, but I love this item

loud echo
#

-goes to try and remember how gos sigils work-

silver imp
#

Haha, it should stack.

gleaming sorrel
#

They stack with armor padding

silver imp
#

SENSE FLESH does have a cooldown, because it's doing some heavy lifting.

gleaming sorrel
#

It would be pretty great that if they were grouped, and DID stay together, that they all got all the bonuses 🤣

loud echo
#

So... you said you can activate as many times as you can stand, so if you sense flesh several times you can have like plus 30?

sage tundra
gleaming sorrel
#

Oh. I was thinking timer increase

silver imp
#

Oh only can activate it once for the bonus. But the bonus only lasts 15 minutes. Once it falls off, you can add it back on.

loud echo
#

Ok, wording there had me a little confused like it stacked

#

Now i wanna feature creep a 5 man fusion feature

#

I have no idea how it'd work, but the image of it is very very amusing

silver imp
#

Haha, I played with the idea originally. Or eating multiple flesh. But the power creep was intense.

sage tundra
#

Everybody has equal control over the body

#

Democracy in action

loud echo
#

Yeah especially if these are outside the enhansive caps and such

silver imp
#

It's very AoT And NGE inspired.

#

Yeah, these aren't enhancives.

hoary ginkgo
keen kelp
#

im assuming we can eat and consume the corpses of players who have eaten the flesh, eat their corpses, and obtain the power ourselves ::nod::

silver imp
#

PermaDeath for the consumed though.

keen kelp
#

oh damn

loud echo
#

Can live with that

gleaming sorrel
#

“Oh hi! Random player that consumed zombie flesh. I’ve got something for you!!” Poke in the eye with pointy object……

#

Nomnom

#

I really love the creativity

silver imp
#

Okay, for OHS, looks like falchion and bastard sword won, so those are your bases. Falchion had more votes, so it will be going out in March.

ripe pecan
#

I was holding out for scimitar, dang-it.

keen kelp
#

"falchion" is such a weird way to spell claidhmore

hollow elm
gleaming sorrel
#

Not if you’re a monk rocking 1212

hollow elm
#

Just considering whether it's more important to be a pretty pretty princess or have +5 bonus.

silver imp
#

Yeah. You get a line above your tattoo line. (That typo isn't in the script)

# 
He appears to have some calloused monster flesh covering most the visible parts of his body.  He has armored skin.
He is in good shape.
#

It's only visible when active though.

hollow elm
#

Ahh okay

#

I could see a +CS/TD option going for crazy amounts.

silver imp
#

I should say, the second sentence is only visible when the flesh is active. The covering most of the body is always there.

cerulean eagle
#

alterable to be something not monster flesh?

silver imp
#

Not alterable!

cerulean eagle
#

ewww.. Ronan wont approve. 😦

silver imp
#

Yeah, you have to look gnarly for this power!

forest knoll
distant karma
#

The +CS flesh could be like tetsuo from Akira. Enlarged cranium during activation and abnormal growths covering body for look.

round sleet
#

Since there's one specifically for thrown weapons, does that mean "physical AS" wouldn't include ranged?

royal fjord
#

Does ODM work from hiding?

long maple
keen sedge
#

wow, that flesh is wicked

#

I take it all the flesh makes you look like a zombie when it's active?

#

or do the different types make you appear as different monsters?

round sleet
#

Looks like it just adds a feature line

polar veldt
#

Maybe today is list day

static wave
#

2 days

last oasis
#

monster flesh

young salmon
young salmon
#

(actually that's probably hurling)

dusk moat
#

It is too quiet. So that means another brief teaser.

In case you needed one: TFSBH

solemn star
#

An extra creepy hair ribbon

odd seal
#

The Fiery Sword of Burning Heat. Boom.

#

Seems a bit redundant with fiery, burning, and heat all in the name, but no judgment.

maiden kite
fringe elbow
#

Two Flaming Swords in Both Hands

static wave
#

thats four swords...
The Four Swords Both Hands

round sleet
#

The Forest Son's Big Hammer

static wave
#

Tiny Fish Swimming Beneath Houses

dusk moat
wise bolt
#

the fascination shall become hello operator, please give me number nine...

static wave
#

if you disconnect me, I'll log back in an whine...

silent wasp
keen sedge
#

doubt it, it's pretty explicitly labeled hurling (now I see I misunderstood the context, regarding the red-headed step child of weapons 🙂 )

odd seal
#

Could always increase the number of hurlers by adding a string to the auction! Please 🙂

royal cedar
odd seal
keen sedge
# round sleet Looks like it just adds a feature line

I am understanding this right in that it just adds this when active: He appears to have some fibrous monster flesh covering most the visible parts of his body. He has elongated arms. but it doesn't add all of this: He appears to be a Grizzled Zombie. He is tall and has decaying body. He appears to be in the prime of life. He has ale-brown eyes and alabaster skin. He has a bald head. He has a decomposing face, a half a nose and a festering grotesque wound on his neck.

sage tundra
#

I was briefly confused but yeah that's how wyrom looks all the time

round sleet
#

Yeah I think that's just how Wyrom looks 😆

keen sedge
#

lol ok 🙂

sage tundra
#

I think that's why he posted it from his alt account GM character as well

keen sedge
#

here I was hoping I could look like a treekin or something else, hehe

keen kelp
#

if i understand correctly, this is seen all the time: He appears to have some fibrous monster flesh covering most the visible parts of his body.

keen sedge
#

but I didn't want to get all decaying and zombie like (not that I can likely afford one of these, but just in case)

keen kelp
#

and this is when active: He has elongated arms.

round sleet
#

They actually reminded me of an idea when I was a dumb kid just starting out in GS - I wanted a custom "weapon" that would change my giant warrior's fists into stone, which would make them claid weighted but completely unable to wield weapons. Before UCS was a thing.

distant karma
#

The flesh is interesting for a new way to increase mechanical benefits. +5 CER seems a bit more valuable compared to +5 AS Though

crisp vector
#

No +CS option is disappointing

distant karma
#

I love mechanical toys, but I wouldn't add that to my character for RP reasons

round sleet
#

I'd have been willing to bend for like, bio-mech augments. But yeah, same.

cinder notch
#

no cart/jaw/warhammer titan aesthetics

azure mulch
#

so flesh eating...isn't that FFII where you feed your 'blob' or whatever some flesh and it transforms into the creature you fed it?

distant karma
#

I think Wyrom mentioned NGE as an inspiration too. The first angel bulks up his muscle considerably during one fight and another angel has incredibly long arms in another fight.

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keen kelp
#

its mostly from AoT

#

but flesh eating to gain powers is a theme that comes up in NGE too - and yea some of the visuals, elongated arms in particular occur a lot of times in gen1 at least

cerulean eagle
#

TFSBH
The Four Sailors Bring Happiness
The Fresh Smell Behind Here
Turtles For Sell Back Here
This Fearsome Sword Brings Hysteria
The Frisky Sailor’s Buoyant Home
Tricky Fiends Summon Barbequed Humans

vague onyx
#

An ice queen in a gown what is this?

plain delta
# 
As the ice breaks upon the FANCY GOWN, the cold is absorbed into the fabric, each thread subtly backlit by a faint glacial light.  In a rush that causes the air to distort, iridescent blue crystals race to cover the garment in a cloak of living ice as a FANCIER GOWN is revealed.


You analyze your silk gown and sense that the creator has provided the following information:

This silk gown will react to ice and water spells being cast at it and transform into an icy gown!
While in this state it has ambient messaging.
Verbs:  TILT, PUSH, PULL, TICKLE, KISS, RAISE, SASHAY, and RUB.

It is fully alterable, but the fabric form must remain actual fabric.  The icy form is also alterable, and the ice-clad description (long and show) can make reference to the gown being EMPOWERED.

When altering gowns, please keep in mind that the messaging references a long, full skirt.  Accordingly, these pieces should NOT be altered to have short/tight/fitted skirts.  Also, anything that resembles a sheath dress is not appropriate for this gown.

The ice crystal color may also be customized.```
vague onyx
#

huh, where's the queen though? not a new pet?

silver imp
odd seal
#

I mean, your late Saturday is really early Sunday, isn't it?

silver imp
silver imp
vague onyx
#

huh, aot grapples...and a pandora's tower type flesh thing

polar veldt
#

So Sunday morning for me. I won’t be in a cognizant position to review said list Saturday evening.

maiden kite
# 
Fascination
Shall
Become
Horror``` Lydil is making the ribbon? 😎
hollow elm
#

All it does is strangle you.

distant karma
warm owl
# maiden kite ```The Fascination Shall Become Horror``` Lydil is making the ribbon? 😎 

He trotted out the north gate of Wehnimer's Landing and paused briefly to consider his options.  A stroll through the countryside sounded a lot more appealing than wiping up after drunken adventurers in Hearthstone Manor.

Snapping his fingers, he conjured up a leftover runestaff, only slightly smelly from its time in the Duskruin Sewers.  From his pack he rummaged a discarded iron nail and a tube of glue from Haliste's rendering barn, and combined the three to fashion a somewhat serviceable trash stick poker thingamabob.

With a resigned shrug, he trudged along the outside of the Landing palisade, stuffing discarded tear-sodden raffle tickets and torn food wrappers into his pack.

And then he saw it.  The ribbon.  Surely this new tool would work, would pick up that ridiculously stuck ribbon that taunted everyone and revealed nothing.  He poked at it tentatively with his thingamabob, and the ribbon seemed pleased, curling its way up the runestaff.  Only it didn't stop there... suddenly it was climbing up his arm, worming its way into his ear, and OH NO HIS BRAIN.

Lydil fell to his knees.  The tail end of the ribbon disappeared into his ear.  He shook his head violently and then suddenly, was still.  A slow smile crept across his face.  Now, he knew what needed to be done.```

Maybe the ribbon got him.
novel falcon
#

Is the auction silver only, or do notes work?

green saffron
#

Attendees need to have all the silver and/or notes in hand at the time of BIDding. Notes could be from any bank anywhere in the lands and had to be held in hand (2 max). The bidding mechanics validated the silvers on a character on entry of the BID [amount] command. Coin hands, pouches, banks, gambling kits, and any other silver storing item did not get accounted for when checking silver amounts.

wild quail
# silver imp I'm going to spam the chat with possible weapon bases. The two with the highest...

Why not just allow the winner to pick the base as long as they know and decide immediately? If they don't decide they get the default. (Start of the auction: The default is "Falchion" (for example). If the winner wants another allowed base (not maul, katana, Claihdmore or Naginata) and they know what they want the moment they win, I'll make it that-otherwise you're stuck with the default"

You're likely to get much higher bids if the bidders know they can get their trained weapon base.

polar veldt
#

Maybe if it goes a certain number he will. He did say he might be convinced otherwise 🙂

#

Wyrom loves silvers

gaunt ice
#

Wyroms in their lair always love silver.

plain delta
#

zombie smaug

round sleet
keen kelp
#

the populous loves claidhmores, yep

silver imp
#

The big part of this auction is it's going to be automated. So most everything needs to be premade. Delayed services are a GM killer.

plain delta
#

Can you explain that?

young salmon
north palm
#

could you offer as part of the announcement or description that the item will be premade for the block itself, but the winner can pick the base?

#

or instead of the item, put something that is a description of the item instead like a cert and winner redeems the cert

royal cedar
silver imp
hexed badger
#

Do the item list like an auction from 1998. It's a weapon. It appears to be a falchion. It may do things. MB: 100k!

cobalt bronze
#

Auction-level mystery backpacks, mb: 100m

hexed badger
#

We said it may do things. It wasn't guaranteed.

latent jay
#

anyone mystified by the demands of delayed services obviously hasn't done any locker cleanout auctions.
angry emails 6 months after the auction wrapped up like "hey, wheres my 4x military pick i bought from you? i've been checking for you when i log in bi-monhtly between 3:37 AM and and 3:42 AM on wednesdays and you're never there. I'm making a post in the scam thread about this"

tiny yarrow
#

It fits in your hand, and your other hand!

north palm
#

In my head it would be an on-the-spot redemption. Not delayed.

#

but thats also me assuming it's relatively trivial behind the scenes to change a weapon base

green bear
#

It involves creating it from scratch and then having it QC'd

neat nexus
#

It is definitely a balance to offer the opportunity to create custom character defining options against the demands on staff time

#

And I feel we offer both

#

Just not at this event

north palm
#

If you have a drake broadsword and want to change it to a drake falchion you have to destroy, recreate, and then re-QC?

green bear
#

Yes

royal cedar
green bear
#

It's a completely different item

north palm
#

yikes. Thanks.

maiden kite
#

different profile

royal cedar
#

Neatly solves the question of the Ship of Theseus

maiden kite
#

I always like to go back to the line "Can't you change the frame of my house? It's only one thing."

silver imp
#

Yeah, and I just had the talk about QC.

odd seal
plain delta
#

You can change the frame of your house though thanks to premium wins.

silver imp
# 
You say, "We need to talk."

QC asks, "Uh oh...?"
royal cedar
devout pawn
#

Is that mechanics QC or terminology QC?

novel falcon
royal cedar
silver imp
#

creates a baby-eating stork.

static wave
#

RIP child bounties

neat nexus
#

I saw what the late addition was

north palm
#

When a mommy Wyrm and a Daddy Wyrm love each other very much...

silver imp
latent jay
neat nexus
#

Technically someone else already did

static wave
#

was it me?

loud echo
#

Tease it again!

royal cedar
#

MK leap?

young salmon
young salmon
silver imp
#

Okay, late addition is called "VirtualPie" because Hungry Discord is a thing.

sage tundra
#

wyrom and food name a more iconic duo

silver imp
#

I'll give more details later, but we're looking at one at each auction.

young salmon
#

that was a weird tease

static wave
#

lol is it the pie tossing pin ?

latent jay
young salmon
#

isn't all pie in GS virtual?

silver imp
static wave
#

nice

young salmon
#

omg that's hilarious

sage tundra
#

kudos for having the EVENT verb for remote auction information

silver imp
#

1x/hour pie to the face. Vanah is feature creeping me as we speak.

keen sedge
#

pie > cake

hollow elm
#

lol

static wave
#

She's really good at that

buoyant cypress
#

Can confirm. She's a top notch feature creeper.

wide parcel
#

Can confirm

placid otter
#

tomorrow: This just in, Gm's Think Vanah Creepy

buoyant cypress
#

Not that way! In the good kind of way.

neat nexus
buoyant cypress
devout pawn
#

Only kind of.

wise bolt
#

Well crud, I definitely want that.

#

Make sure that it can pie Retser no matter where he's at.

static wave
#

could probably drain a bunch of silvers just with funny items like that

placid otter
#

I'm still waiting for something that I really want to jump on personally.

static wave
#

like a trampampoline

silver imp
# 
You whisper to your pie box and sense that the magic in the box was successful.  Canofwyroms was hit in the face with a test pie near Wehnimer's Landing or somewhere close to it.
Roundtime: 1 sec.

(Messaging needs to be cleaned up)

#

I have a typo currently, which is kind of funny.

placid otter
#

Clearly that would synergize well with a stalker pin

static wave
#

hahaha amazing

sage tundra
#

oh my god that's amazing

silver imp
#

On Canofwyroms is shows...

# 
From out of nowhere, Wehnimer's Landing slams into your face!
#

Hahaha

#

BAD VARIABLE

sage tundra
#

don't change a thing, ship it

green bear
#

KEEP IT

static wave
#

now I'm sad because I miss The Pie Shop: Here's pie in your eye

green bear
#

(is kidding)

placid otter
#

Now now. Wyroms scripts can gain fun new defects even after they're shipped

static wave
#

leave it with the bug - that's like a ronan alter for pricing

silver inlet
#

Now make it work with pies from the cooking system

polar veldt
#

So you made the whirlin arrowpie.

buoyant cypress
#

Man, that is a top notch bug. Tossing an entire town into someone's face.

vital galleon
#

Gutstorm needs this pie device.

buoyant cypress
#

That's on the level with the passion-flavored booze from the still.

placid otter
#

Why not just let me drop whatever food I want in the box and it hits them with that?

#

I want to make REALLY PERSONALIZED confections here

silver imp
hollow elm
#

Will it respect demeanor/some type of setting to avoid it

placid otter
#

I mean, a lemon custard pie dusted with arathiel butterflies really sends a message

silver imp
#

Follows the same rules as the wisps I made years ago, so you have to be locatable. I'll probably add a demeanor/befriend check.

green bear
plain delta
green bear
#

"dear god, please tell me there is a way to avoid being pie'd"

dusk moat
placid otter
hollow elm
green bear
#

okay those super emoji htings are weird.

plain delta
#

sentient

latent jay
#

Now you're thinking with portals. (Should have thrown a cake instead of pie, to stay on brand.)

static wave
buoyant cypress
static wave
#

I was too straight laced with the still in the early days and didn't find any "fun" bugs with the still. And I rarely, if ever, report funny bugs that aren't outright terrible typos or GMA - so no its not Still related.

buoyant cypress
#

Speaking of the booze, does anyone want to see snippets of how the stunning effect looks when you drink one of the stunning drinks from the auction stills? I can maybe provide a snippet after I'm done work.

static wave
#

In my personal opinion, the stun effect is fun but everyone's seen stunning booze. It's all about those jug band noises you said the bottle can make now

shut fern
buoyant cypress
#

Well, in that case. Let me also tell you that you can make the jug noises while hiding/invisible and people can hear them.

gentle grove
#

You know what would be a good feature creep...

#

if a werepuppy hears the jug noises, they start howling

#

Just sayin'...

frigid crane
#

Emmett Otter’s Jug Band Christmas?!

buoyant cypress
#

..... damn you.

gentle grove
#

❤️

#

tiny little awoooos

static wave
#

The puppies howl along with the jug noises =3

gentle grove
#

think of how cute it would be!

dusk moat
#

And if the puppies see a Tamuz, they just eat his face off.

gentle grove
#

Many corgis have tried, they have all failed.

dusk moat
#

I believe in Avaluka.

buoyant cypress
#

I already kind of wanted to have them do that if they heard someone playing an instrument, but the jug noises are cute.

placid otter
#

Clearly we need to try more corgis at once

robust agate
#

Somebody alert Gutstorm. He needs to own a magic pie to the face machine!
Edit: Oh, I see people beat me to it. 🤣 (I'm catching up.)

static wave
#

was there a count on the number of stills going out? COLLUSION CHAT

hoary ginkgo
warm owl
silver imp
# 
You whisper to your pie box and sense that the magic in the box was successful.  Canofwyroms was hit in the face with a lemon custard pie dusted with arathiel butterflies near Wehnimer's Landing or somewhere close to it.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

From out of nowhere, a lemon custard pie dusted with arathiel butterflies slams into your face, leaving the taste of lemon lingering in your mouth!
warm owl
#

Uh. Why are there glass shards in your pie?

silver imp
#

So now you can PUT/DROP a pie in, it will be gone for good once you do that, but it will be armed and ready to send it.

static wave
#

I'm going to post the hot take: Top tier item, but lacking rolton tie in for year of the rolton

#

paint a crude rolton on the side

silver imp
#

"a magical pie box painted with a rolton"

neat nexus
#

YEAR OF THE ROLTON

warm owl
#

"a killer pie box painted with a rolton" fify

silver cape
silver imp
#

Rolton has put the price range into 20m to 100m

silver cape
#

can you pie yourself with it?

#

like what if I dont want to share my pies

maiden kite
placid otter
#

Well. Now I have something to bid on

silver imp
buoyant cypress
#

exhale my moonshine
Carefully removing the cork first, you bring the lip of your glass bottle to your mouth and exhale a stream of air across it, producing a high-pitched whistle.
drink my moonshine
Twisting off the cork of your glass bottle, you tilt it back and take a quick gulp of the moonshine inside.
The aroma of roasted corn cuts through the harsh kick of alcohol from this moonshine, the strong burn nearly drowning out the added flavor of earthy peat interlaced throughout.
A searing fire spreads throughout your mouth, sending a woozy giddiness into your limbs. Your legs suddenly go limp beneath you, and you crumple to the ground in an undignified heap.
You are stunned!
You have 14 quaffs left.

<insert several more drinks>

exhale my moonshine
Carefully removing the cork first, you bring the lip of your glass bottle to your mouth and exhale a stream of air across it, producing a sustained tenor note.

<lots more drinking>

exhale my moonshine
Carefully removing the cork first, you bring the lip of your glass bottle to your mouth and exhale a stream of air across it, producing a sonorous bass note.

silver imp
#

No cooldown for that.

buoyant cypress
#

OK, hitting yourself in the face with a pie is top notch.

static wave
#

Best two items, hands down

polar veldt
#

Make it able to pie a gm once a week

silver imp
#

Maybe in April we'll have an endless bagel.

static wave
#

I think you meant to say "extend the baking system to have a bagel mold"

silver cape
#

is the cool down on the pies

polar veldt
#

Make the pie box also an SK515 pin worn 😛

vivid spade
#

If you have to be locatable for the pie thing to work, KSers are immune

#

💪

neat nexus
#

That seems fair

static wave
#

nooo make the pie box teleport you to The Pie Shop: Piemageddon outta here, as a player home =3 (i couldn't afford that)

neat nexus
#

It is a magic pie after all

distant karma
#

204 should block it as well

vivid spade
#

KS wins again. Im here for it

silver imp
unreal lily
#

I heard that a dupe of the Whatley Rod will be here. You raise it and it gives you an invoker, basically.

#

except with 425, 430, 712

gentle grove
#

We've already had spellup runestaves for years!

rigid current
unreal lily