calamity-update-talk

[stone zephyr]

mmmmhbbb wemdy.,,,

[opaque plume]

hog slop

meat from the horrible hog

[tropic jolt]

horrible hog would taste pretty good I bet

the taste of victory

[dusk bronze]

how disgusting

[stone zephyr]

thats kinda my point like it doesnt need as much work in comparison to other bosses so i didnt know if it would still get another big update

[dense sundial]

feral pig is kinda mid afaik

[dusk bronze]

the new sprite will almost certainly be bigger than current so yeah

[misty wren]

just not

as big as hpu dog

[dusk bronze]

yeah
not That

[frail owl]

add tofu's dog

[stone zephyr]

[dense sundial]

he is still getting a total redesign and overhaul because wendy's burger is not the quality standard

[dusk bronze]

what's it look like again

[stone zephyr]

wendys burbger aint bad though

[frail owl]

i want my silly sausage

[dense sundial]

peking duck (2.1 brain) is the quality standard

if a mod is here can i be un-nicknamed

[stone zephyr]

i got you confused for doze for a sec

[versed heart]

Speaking of bosses getting changes, aren't Providence's lingering floor projectiles getting removed? I feel like that'd be nice, those are possibly the biggest thing that makes me dislike her fight.

[dusk bronze]

@rare tinsel i summon thee

[rare tinsel]

feral

done 🦎 👍

[stone zephyr]

woaw i forgor prikki mod

[dusk bronze]

they're like the most active one 😭

[dense sundial]

glumb

[stone zephyr]

i have not been active

[frail owl]

high low

[stone zephyr]

[versed heart]

I also don't remember where I heard this so I'm really not sure

[grave geyser]

.

2.2 provi is peak

[opaque plume]

is the quality standard a millennial burger joint handheld

[grave geyser]

its harder though so sorry people who find her difficult

[dusk bronze]

the only super hard attack is the cocoon stars so as long as that's unchanged we good

[grave geyser]

[dusk bronze]

[hazy yoke]

when calamity is finished in 5 billion years they should totally do a tale of a cruel world deluxe album with yharim in the style of the original album cover as the album cover, I would instabuy that vinyl

I can already see it my head, it would be so peak

or just do a version where the songs don't loop so I can actually add songs other than stained brutal calamity and roar of the jungle dragon to my playlist😢🙏

[barren nacelle]

Everyone say RIP to Snoozy…

[twin juniper]

Goobye

[spice hound]

Rip snoozy fly high

[barren nacelle]

My fighter with overkill got charmed by pestilence and blew a giant slime to smithereens

[rare tinsel]

Classic

Against one of the Act 3 bosses I had to savescum a few times. My fighter was more dangerous to the party than the boss was

Motherfucker vaporized poor Spoingus

[high summit]

nah

Rest in disturbance

[thorn pier]

rip sunny

[sudden cairn]

disturbance? like as in disturbing the peace?

[high summit]

yeah

peacing the disturbance

[barren nacelle]

Fun Fact! Dried Seekers were originally meant to come back it seems!

[grave geyser]

spoiler: there are both buffs and nerfs in 2.2, and maybe even reworks

[barren nacelle]

waow really

[spice hound]

I doubt it

[thorn pier]

no way

huge leak

[tropic jolt]

im going to need some proof

[dull heart]

okay

Proof

[thorn pier]

50 defense we eating good

[grave geyser]

see

[dull heart]

I considered buffing omega blue

[barren nacelle]

Blazing star nerf, warranted

[thorn pier]

blazing star dmg fall off its so over

[barren nacelle]

I rebuilt him

[dull heart]

I tried giving it -50% whip range but +100% whip speed

[grave geyser]

cinema

[dull heart]

it felt weird

mostly because Omega blue already does so much

[barren nacelle]

Omega Blue tentacle ai overhaul when

[dull heart]

I've considered it tbh

if I could figure out how to make tentacle looking tentacles with code...

[barren nacelle]

Hit up shadey actually I think he did

[dull heart]

I last tried it 3 years ago and got this

This was before the current sprites existed

[grave geyser]

its probably more nerfs than buffs tbh

like a lot more

[barren nacelle]

Does Dynamic Pursuer get a resprite?

[grave geyser]

idk

probably not

[barren nacelle]

Does it perhaps get resprited

Into a disk

[dull heart]

What if I entirely reworked it into a blazing star upgrade

[blazing field]

I feel like its current sprite is pretty good

[barren nacelle]

WHY IS IT A BOOMERANG

[barren nacelle]

IT IS AN UPGRADE TO Aerial Tracker (Formerly Tracking Disk) and Dimension Tearing Disk

WHY IS IT A BOOMEGANG

[dull heart]

because boomberaldodung

mt fingers gabe up

[barren nacelle]

What the fuck did you just say to me

[misty wren]

unfolded

[molten grove]

his unmangled form is in the DS folder vro

[tropic jolt]

woww

[dull heart]

anyway

[thorn pier]

does dynamic pursuer deal 0 dmg now

[barren nacelle]

I don't like him that way

[grave geyser]

I wish I had it in me to nerf it that badly

[dull heart]

Frostcrush Valari + Blazing Star to make dynamic Pursuer hmm

[barren nacelle]

Would actually kinda also fix the weird issue of it being the only upgrade to an arsenal weapon

[thorn pier]

seems uhh

still good

[hidden ridge]

he did, idk if it's finished though

[grave geyser]

yeah its probably still solid

[thorn pier]

[grave geyser]

but it wont be meta anymore

so its fine

[thorn pier]

only A tier now

[molten grove]

finally, the other two essence rogue weapons get upgrades

[dull heart]

eclipses fall rise up

[dull heart]

wait what's the third

[molten grove]

stormfront -> twisting thunder

[barren nacelle]

@primal stream With this treasure I summon

[dull heart]

stormfront..?

ah

[grave geyser]

just remembered I forgot to nerf efall

eh fuck it, deserved

[dull heart]

no wait no no wait

[grave geyser]

it can have its one update

[dull heart]

yippee

2.3 😨

[grave geyser]

too bad [redacted] didnt get to have its one update though

[dull heart]

Lacerator

[grave geyser]

true...

I was thinking of a 2.2 indev incident but that also applies

[barren nacelle]

They're gonna try and pack the entire Ravager rework into Hog Wild you heard em

[dull heart]

there's like 7 of those at this point I think

[grave geyser]

the 1:30 exos one in particular

[dull heart]

oh yes

That one

[barren nacelle]

What the hell is going on in CalDev 😭

Let me in so I can see

Calamity Mod Hire Me TM

[grave geyser]

it was so mundane that it could have easily slipped by ngl

would've been funny

[dull heart]

It's still probably stupid on exps

[grave geyser]

oh for sure

[dull heart]

just not 1:30 stupid

[grave geyser]

but not 1:30 without trying levels yeah

[barren nacelle]

What is 1:30 on Exos 😭 dear god

[dull heart]

I'll tell you later

by layer I mean post hoggening

[grave geyser]

^

[dull heart]

once we live in a post ahogalyptic world

[barren nacelle]

If we can still communicate in what remains of humanity

[dull heart]

hogmanity

I mean there was also the lemon nade viable on exos moment but

[tropic jolt]

hogs hogs hogs hogs

[grave geyser]

does that really count

[dull heart]

shh

I almost accidentally made nebulous Core deal like 40k dps

That was a thing that happened

[barren nacelle]

Is core getting tweaks or a rework?

[dull heart]

no I was just trying something and uh

[barren nacelle]

Laced it

[dull heart]

It very clearly backfired

[barren nacelle]

Lemonnade should get a red wine baguette style interaction with Lemonade that makes it Exo viable

Just patch whatever happened there back in

[dull heart]

no

There's a couple things still in 2.2 arm that I think are going to probably be a little silly

[grave geyser]

half of the ones I can think of are because of you

[dull heart]

so true

honestly I should nerf Yharim's gift

[grave geyser]

its one update....

robbed

[barren nacelle]

Fireballs?

[dull heart]

literally solely inflicting Auric Rebuke makes it the best exos item in the mod

[grave geyser]

well

prescal exos item

[dull heart]

yeah

i should probably kill the dmg boost it still has

defense, move speed, auric rebuke, fireballs is already plenty

and probably reduce the defense amount

[grave geyser]

pretending the fireballs do fuckin anything 🔥

did you leave the defense unchanged

[dull heart]

They do now lol

[fathom girder]

Surely the fireballs are meta

[dull heart]

I've already sent this before here so

[grave geyser]

I think
you might be overrating rebuke a little

like yes its strong but

[dull heart]

its too strong to also give 10% damage

[barren nacelle]

You should make an electric debuff buffing accessory for

[dull heart]

I think

[barren nacelle]

No real reason no reason

[grave geyser]

hold on

[dull heart]

but meh making another branch is too much work

Actually

I already made it less problematic when I nerfed amalgam recently

it might be fine

[proven locust]

doze ur so cute

[dull heart]

uwu

[terse dew]

🫤

[proven locust]

❤️

[terse dew]

I am #judging

[dull heart]

odd way to spell jealous

[proven locust]

I have a fire insult but i feel its rule breaking 😭

wtv

[dull heart]

Rip

[proven locust]

Rip

[dull heart]

ugh I wanna watch a show but it's 1:30 am

[proven locust]

what show

need to know if its worth it

if its like Re:zero worth it

[dull heart]

idk the name its some anime

Not a notable one

[proven locust]

very descriptive

[dull heart]

One airing this season

[proven locust]

is it romance

[dull heart]

I don't know yet

[proven locust]

buh?

[dull heart]

I saw like 10 minutes of it

[proven locust]

concepts of a anime

[dull heart]

It might be setting up a romance

it probably is

[proven locust]

idk

[dull heart]

this season is mad stacked for romance though

[proven locust]

u should check out marriage toxin

its pretty good

[dull heart]

Tuesday literally drops 4 peak romances

[proven locust]

yeah romance but re zero

[dull heart]

marriagetoxin my goat

[proven locust]

its peak

I love re:zero

genuinely the best anime ever created

sweeps everything ive ever watched

[dull heart]

marriagetoxin is my second favorite romance anime that airs on Tuesdays this season

Actually it might be third now

[proven locust]

i need to catch up

i got bored with that sound master stuff and stopped

lol

[misty wren]

i HATE re:zero worst anime ever (i have never watched it im just being a hater

[proven locust]

its phenomenal

[dull heart]

I think Even A Replica Can Fall In Love might be my favorite of this season for romance

[proven locust]

genuine 10/10

idk

i need to watch more romance

to feel sad

i cant be feelin happy

[misty wren]

this goes for all anime actually i dont watch anime i should fix that sometime

[terse dew]

The Ramparts of Ice 😁

[proven locust]

larp

[terse dew]

Good show very neurodivergent

[dull heart]

Ramparts of Ice I haven't begun tbh

[proven locust]

are gifs usable here

[dull heart]

The one last season by the same author was good though

[proven locust]

i need to know so i dont embed fail

[dull heart]

Polar Opposites

[misty wren]

if you know how

[proven locust]

i need to watch that

https://tenor.com/view/aura-monster-rezero-subaru-arc-6-gif-9878112630416598157

[dull heart]

but polar opposites also wasn't particularly notable either imo

it was good but didn't do anything that felt outstanding to me

[proven locust]

i think i watched this romance anime like 5 years ago called my girlfriend is a gal i have literally no remembrance of it

dont remember a single thing

[dull heart]

It's one I know the name of and nothing more

J think I've heard good things and it might be on my planning list

But idk

[proven locust]

which one

im tired i need to sleep

[dull heart]

My girlfriend is a gal

[proven locust]

i remember one scene

cause of how funny it was

think its a little implicitave of a show to talk abt here tho

[dull heart]

Although honestly all the romances last season were like this

At least the ones I saw

[proven locust]

its the new isekai genre

where its just slop for a long time

[dull heart]

eh

[proven locust]

who is watching i reincarnated as a vending machine

Not a single person with a soul

[dull heart]

I actually

[terse dew]

I'll watch it

[dull heart]

I've heard amazing things about that one

[terse dew]

🤩

[dull heart]

I need to watch it

[proven locust]

"not a single person with a soul"

ik someone who watched it

its just bs 😭

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1345734293787377822/1424821535440375949/0bf799f2b750c1e9e1890aa7dfe557e3.gif

alright im out

[terse dew]

scary image

[proven locust]

im too tired

[proven locust]

aura

[proven locust]

Night bbno$

[dull heart]

Okay yeah

Winter 2026 didn't have anything notable

At least for romance that I saw

There was a lot of non romance notable stuff

[terse dew]

I didn't watch anything other than Journal with Witch and Frieren

[proven locust]

i miss frieren

witch hat atelier fire too

witch fmab

[tropic jolt]

its a cinematic masterpiece

[dull heart]

Well

Actually

It had One Very Notable romance

Cosmic Princess Kaguya!

[proven locust]

have u seen witch hat reddit dude its so funny 😭

[dull heart]

Cosmic Princess Kaguya is so good

[proven locust]

these psychopaths provin why magics hidden

[dull heart]

Real

[proven locust]

they made a hydrogen bomb spell

I saw a miscarriage spell

😭

how does that even work??

[dull heart]

Spring 2026 has been honestly the best anime season I've followed since I first got into it for summer 2025

[proven locust]

Re zero season 4

im so happy

i Love re zero

[dull heart]

summer 2025 was insane though it had THREE CloverWorks romances

I've heard good things about it but not begun it

[proven locust]

u havent seen re zero

genuinely sorry for u

[dull heart]

The one I was looking forward to for this season was classroom of the elite

[proven locust]

manipulator guy

[dull heart]

and COTE s4 has totally delivered and been by far the best season

which makes sense when I've heard it's been way more LN accurate

[proven locust]

idk im too tired to keep talking tho

night

[dull heart]

bye

ugh I can't wait for Tuesday

I need my super ultra anime day

[primal stream]

Oh i did this yes

@teal bone

Back me up

[teal bone]

Yeah this person remade them on his own for fun/experience and did a pretty great job id say

[primal stream]

This person 💔 /j

[frail owl]

high low

john ha

[wise bolt]

@blazing field @polar tide look who rolled up on my timeline

[blazing field]

Yolyvshit

[pearl sentinel]

how does such a creature come into being

[blazing field]

fucker just showed up one day

didnt even evolve or anything

[spice hound]

They should add that guy to calamity

[hushed hazel]

him got big fuckin shoes

[fathom girder]

Spawned in all goofy n shi

[spice hound]

Their names are even goofy
Pachypodistes is such a silly name

[unkempt fossil]

threats of the ocean floor gotta be one of the most underrated songs in the ost icl

[blazing field]

fish music

[hazy yoke]

just had a maybe good maybe stupid idea: what if calamity hired a voice actor to play yharim then made the presentation of the lore more interactive, voice acted, and interesting instead of those stupid text bubbles you get after a boss

[lyric vortex]

I think it'd probably be higher rated if the abyss themes weren't mainly the same themes with added instruments and stuff

[hazy yoke]

you kinda have no idea whats going on if you don't read the text and reading is boring

[polar tide]

hell no

[hazy yoke]

why not

[lyric vortex]

Oh shit this is update talk

[spice hound]

Don’t the devs have plans for what to do with the yharim whispers already

[polar tide]

yes

and also giving yharim a canon voice is a bad idea

[spice hound]

Like have like a rock “phone” the yharster talks to through

[polar tide]

putting that canon voice ingame is an even worse idea

[hazy yoke]

maybe not voice acted but like I feel like the lore should be more easily understandable without reading every time you beat a boss

[barren nacelle]

Amaze amaze amaze

[spice hound]

But what about his on hit sounds and hit death sfx I must know how he screams in pain

[polar tide]

are u being for real or are you taking the piss

[hazy yoke]

reading is boring

[spice hound]

Calamity fans when reading

[barren nacelle]

Grim reminder of the average cal fan

[polar tide]

Like. Okay we do want to implement more environmental storytelling but my good bitch if you want to understand the lore you are going to ahve to read im sorry

[spice hound]

(Like fair that showing a ton of lore just through reading is kind of lame but still this is a case where reading would work fine)

[fathom girder]

just make it giovanni

tbh

[polar tide]

no

[hazy yoke]

thats what I mean

[fathom girder]

wow

[hazy yoke]

its lame

[spice hound]

Just use vocaloid to make miku read out the whispers or something it’d be peak

But also like with the scope of the lore whispers I really doubt they could realistically do voice acting for it without feeling out of place in terraria and actually have as much in them as currently

[polar tide]

it would be extremely fucking jarring to have them voice acted and there's zero actual reason for it

[hazy yoke]

idk I just think the current way the lore is presented is a little boring

maybe voice acting bad idea

[polar tide]

It is. Having the whispers be voice acted is not the solution

[hazy yoke]

I mean I did say "maybe good maybe stupid"

[mortal eagle]

the exo mechs killed me so hard it just crashed my game, how fantastic

[hazy yoke]

thanatos always crashes my game😢

[blazing field]

chris pratt as yharim

[mortal eagle]

i almost beat them thrice or something

[tired crane]

What about mumble lines

[spice hound]

Chris pratt as calamitas

[mortal eagle]

but the metal wormy boi for some reason is worse then the others

[tired crane]

Banjo kazooie style

[blazing field]

hey roy does that

[tired crane]

But it’s low pitched like inscryption

[blazing field]

but its more like undertale instead of banjo kazooie

[hazy yoke]

probably be better for reign of yharim where there can actually be kind of cutscenes

[blazing field]

ive been very hyperfixated on the silly yhraim game recently

my power is returning

[hazy yoke]

I can't wait for 2050 when silly yharim game releases

calamity might actually be good when roy releases

[blazing field]

yep

yharim will have released in calamity and reign of yharim demo will FINALLY be out

breaking news: making game is hard and takes time

breakinger news: making game is harder and takes more time when you have like one and a half active programmers

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-cat-kitty-small-car-gif-16990037302750262224

[blazing field]

atleast the art economy is doing good tho.

i think we hae like the reverse cal problem

[spice hound]

The wobbler

[blazing field]

progrmaming is suffering but art is doing pretty damn good

[spice hound]

Spriter heaven

[blazing field]

why it jiggle

the jiggler

[hushed hazel]

carnymassacre gif

[blazing field]

its true

stupid cat gifs are his brand

dumb little kitties

[polar tide]

i liek kittys

[spice hound]

Catnymassacre

[blazing field]

its ok me too

[spice hound]

Everyone loves kitties

[hazy yoke]

cat wild update when

[blazing field]

catlamity

[spice hound]

Calamity kitty chaos update, the sequel to hog wild

[thorny glacier]

jello 😋 😋 😋

[hazy yoke]

catlamity, clamity, we are making a whole ecosystem

[thorny glacier]

hogamity

amidiaslamity

youlamity

[spice hound]

Calamitree

[hollow harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082362613121425540/1347985674657202377/attachment.gif

[dull heart]

Wait cook

Yharim is Hatusne Miku

[blazing field]

hatsune miku would never

[spice hound]

Yhatsune miku

[dull heart]

Starring Teto as Draedon

[spice hound]

Kagamine rin as calamitas

[dull heart]

Chris Pratt as permafrost

[blazing field]

Devourer of Gods as Devourer of Gods

[spice hound]

My favourite vocaloid chris pratt

[cunning sequoia]

adam west as xeroc

[dull heart]

devourer of gods should speak exclusively in anime sound clips

[spice hound]

Tom kenny as statis

[hazy yoke]

a calamity animated series would actually be fire tho

theres already a live action terraria series

called tale of a cruel world, ironically

[cunning sequoia]

anime sound clips with subtitles that are completely unrelated to whats being said to confuse japanese speakers

[dull heart]

True

[spice hound]

Wasn’t there like a weird animated terraria series that looked so bad

[cunning sequoia]

it was made by the villager news guys apparently

[hazy yoke]

yeah I remember watching that

[dull heart]

it was peak

How dare you call it so bad

[lapis oak]

I think I know what you guys talking about

[hazy yoke]

I think there was also that one guy who made those lore bubbles animated

that was pretty cool

outdated now I think since they changed the bubbles

[spice hound]

Okay hold on this may have actually been peak

[blazing field]

my favorite character was sans

[cunning sequoia]

it looks like roblox

[blazing field]

his character traits were being depressed and not wanting to be there

[cunning sequoia]

so real for that

[spice hound]

It reminds me of that one cursed detailed minecraft steve model thing

[blazing field]

this came before the skeleton merchant was a thing toos o there was just a skeleton npc fsr

[cunning sequoia]

i remember when people thought steve in smash would look like this

the dark ages

[spice hound]

Too bad the animated series must be non-canon to calamity if the skeleton has sentence

[blazing field]

grotesque .

[spice hound]

Freaky steve

[blazing field]

hes skeleton merchants older cousi

n

[spice hound]

Terrarian, I’d like you to meet my secret cousin, Skele Ton

[polar tide]

i remember i watched this with my friend and theres a scene where the characters get like stuck in a spider cave (didnt look like the actual spider caves ingame of course) adn this like. this spider. comes up to them and seems like its about to eat them but then it stats talking and has like lipstick and is a woman spider??? and my friend and i just lost our fucking shit like in disbelief

[pseudo vector]

seeing people speak about voice stuff reminds me that i did a mockup of what i thought dog would sound like voice wise

[spice hound]

Women spiders have lipstick and don’t kill people irl do you not know that smh

[polar tide]

I WENT BACK TO LOOK FOR SCREENSHOTS AND ITS WORSE THAN I REMEMBER

yuo really hafve to see this shit for the full experience like my friend and i at this point were 5 episodes deep into this shit and thought we had just finally gone fucking insane https://youtu.be/4tZ-llzgLRI?si=GED-CeySHgDZjWI6&t=105

[lyric trellis]

Oh god

[hazy yoke]

I honestly don't remember there being 5 episodes, I remembered it stopping after like one or 2

[polar tide]

there are 9 episodes

[lyric trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-gif-9709800945809453150

This but bad

[versed heart]

Am I remembering things incorrectly or doesn't Element Animation do things for Poppy Playtime now???

[hushed hazel]

i love the girlypop eyelashes and lip gloss just to make sure you understand it's a woman

[polar tide]

TGHE EYELASHES AND THE EYESHADOW AND LIPSTICK AND BLUSH

[hushed hazel]

you know what. you fuckin go queen

slay

[pseudo vector]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[polar tide]

would be better if it was more like this

[hushed hazel]

true

[neat dock]

non binary erasure

[polar tide]

no shes trans

its like a mettaton situation

[neat dock]

i see

[solar hare]

this is peka actually

[polar tide]

i think its so funny and cute whne people take like an otherwise normal gender neutral looking creature and put a bow on it to indicate its a girl its so silly

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

like this

[hazy yoke]

we need calamity animated series so we can get scorn eaters with silly pink bows

[polar tide]

TRUE

[spice hound]

They need to put a little pink bow ྀིྀ on draedon

[polar tide]

what the fuck is that

[spice hound]

The little ྀིྀ

[polar tide]

yes

what is that

[barren nacelle]

A cute bow

Duh

[spice hound]

Idk why but when I type “bow” for some reason my ipad just for some reason replaced the word with it

[polar tide]

?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

[spice hound]

Its really annoying sometimes

Cos like sometimes I wanna talk about a bow weapon but like it makes it annoying

Also like I can do weird things like this
ྀ

[polar tide]

unhelpful thanks google

[spice hound]

Awesome gay couple

[barren nacelle]

Toy Fierri

[muted kestrel]

SYLVESTAFF has it built in

I’m such a pretty princess

does draedon feel Bonita (devs I need to know)

Omg

Pinterest

Ty Pinterest

[frail tapir]

freaky aah steve

[muted kestrel]

I hope someone makes a mod thst gives draedon a pink bow

WHAT

[muted kestrel]

maybe it was better I wasn’t there for that

[frail tapir]

[muted kestrel]

WE making our pfp thos

WE

[frail tapir]

not me kit, but you and your robot friend will

[muted kestrel]

Also why are people getting so mad of her design

[frail tapir]

its fine like uh

idk

[muted kestrel]

Like no way human has anatomy😱😱😱😱

they calling her gonbait or sometii hi gn

[frail tapir]

they did

[muted kestrel]

Like can people not wear a swimsuit

[frail tapir]

the world theme is perfect anyway

[muted kestrel]

Shes not fan service bro😭

It’s ALWAYS twitter

[blazing field]

the amazing digital fuckshit

[frail tapir]

hate it

[muted kestrel]

what did it do to bro

Like what precisely

elaborate

[blazing field]

i like tadc (the show) but the community is god awful

its not my favorite but its cool

[muted kestrel]

Fair

I’m a fan but I’m not obsessed

[frail tapir]

same over here

[hearty perch]

isnt there another channel for this

[blazing field]

no

there isnt

sorry

top 1 bad moderator

top 1 GOOD moderator

[muted kestrel]

Calamity upsate is general chat 2 atp

[hearty perch]

top 1 evil moderator

[frail tapir]

i think i accidentally trigger a gameoveres disgution

[blazing field]

i mean really yea

[hearty perch]

a what

[blazing field]

as long as there arent offtopi convos drowning out actual convos its like fine

[muted kestrel]

I do ask about updates sometimes

[blazing field]

calamity update talk

where we talk about calmaity updates

[frail tapir]

what a horrible hog update

[blazing field]

yep

[muted kestrel]

When will the horrible hogs escape the calamity mod

[blazing field]

i heard a pig outside a while back if that counts

[muted kestrel]

Also will the update have other stuff (besides yhe hogs and elumphant)

[blazing field]

probably

[muted kestrel]

I need the ulumphant

[blazing field]

yeah

theres gonna be some item changes we know that much

[muted kestrel]

HES such a. Pretty princess

[frail tapir]

like some rework weapon maybe?

[muted kestrel]

No

[blazing field]

also theres stuff like the rage bait

and the trusty fishing rod

[frail tapir]

i think steptool going to have upgrade cuz i forgot

[muted kestrel]

The hogs ARE the weapons

[blazing field]

yeah theres gonna be a stepstool upgrade

[frail tapir]

alr, killling things with a horrible hog

[muted kestrel]

make it like auric tier

Pick it up like fox sparks works in 1.4.5

[hasty tangle]

ded

[muted kestrel]

Mr beast give me money😍😍😍😍😍

[frail tapir]

imma disappear

WAHOO0-

[blazing field]

mr beast

[muted kestrel]

1 in 10000 chance for Mr. beast crypto scam every second

[twin juniper]

forboarden oinkblade

[muted kestrel]

Ark of the hogmos

the devourer of hogs

[hearty perch]

hogidence

[hushed hazel]

nah

[muted kestrel]

the profane swine

[neon stump]

heya idk where to ask for help but wtf is this

[hushed hazel]

i only use my own profile pics

[twin juniper]

Is tha Overhaul

[muted kestrel]

Supreme calamihog

[hasty tangle]

overhaul 🤮

[hearty perch]

ewwww cal overhaul

[blazing field]

calamity overhaul

the mod that turns you into calamitas after beating her

and adds old duke npc

[neon stump]

whats wrong with overhaul

[hearty perch]

it sucks

[neon stump]

im playing with friends

[hearty perch]

and the dev(s) sucks

[twin juniper]

hav fun

[blazing field]

and also turns the weapon dedicated toa deceased youtuber in memory of him

[hasty tangle]

you need better friends

[blazing field]

into a white anime girl

its awesome really

overhaul is not a very liked mod due to its many questionable choices and messy history

but youre free to use if it uw ant

[neon stump]

but like whats the purpose of the trust this world

[blazing field]

play what u wanna play

[blazing field]

idk i never played overhaul

ur better off asking in #calamity-addon-talk

people might know there

[hearty perch]

uses the worlds level of murasama probably

select that

[neon stump]

mmm the world is new

im just playing overhaul because of my gf and friends

[hearty perch]

thats probably just cal overhaul being poorly made like usual

im gonna take a wild guess and say level 1 is the first level

[twin juniper]

Experiment and find out

[neon stump]

not gunna risk it on this world

[dull heart]

Hi

[hazy yoke]

bye😤

[hard hearth]

[main estuary]

why does overhaul actually have okay ui

[dusk bronze]

lots of very good spritework wasted on that pile of slop

quite unfortunate

[main estuary]

only if they would hire balancers and remove the fan service

[polar tide]

hi guys heres my spoiler

[fathom girder]

Where is it

[blazing field]

awesoe thnaks

[hard hearth]

thats defo an aquatic scourge rework spoiler

[blazing field]

thats blue yharim

[muted kestrel]

I don’t see anything

[muted kestrel]

You didn’t post an image

Where is it

[blazing field]

its right there its blue yharim

[dusk bronze]

there's nothing there

[blazing field]

i cant tell if you guys r joking or just blind

wait is the joke because it's camo

im ngl i didnt even realize that it was

im a dimb as

i thought the joke was just that carny had posted like 3 pixels of an actual spoiler

😭

[hollow adder]

dw i got you covered

[main estuary]

is this the new sentry coming in 2.2

super omnistation

[hollow adder]

no
the calamity bloons crossover is coming in 2.4 at the earliest

[fathom girder]

Brother

[main estuary]

damn
do monkey darts return?

[blazing field]

sister smh ....

and i genuinely didnt

notice that itw as camo

i might be cooked

the camo ACTUALLY worked on me

😭

[fathom girder]

Sis 🥀

[kindred night]

sis 💔

[polar tide]

to be completely fair i didnt make the connection at all that it's camo. because it isn't

[blazing field]

lma

so i was actually right nad it just happens to look like camo

[hearty perch]

lma

[blazing field]

😭

[polar tide]

this is genuinely a real spoiler from an actual upcoming calamity thing but i would be shocked to my core if anyone managed to accurately guess what it is

[fathom girder]

Unintentionally amazing shitpost then gg

[hearty perch]

beans

[fathom girder]

I'm sure we could get one of the experts to figure it out

[blazing field]

abyss concept art

[muted kestrel]

New vfx texture

[polar tide]

will post the full art in patreon once its done if i get approval from the other devs

[muted kestrel]

How small is it in comparison to the full one

[fathom girder]

Oh, it's art?

[polar tide]

very

[fathom girder]

Betcha it's a background for um. something

[muted kestrel]

Old dyle resprited

Duke

Duke

[polar tide]

HELLO

[muted kestrel]

typo

[blazing field]

holy moly

[muted kestrel]

What is it

[blazing field]

macacos me mordam

[muted kestrel]

Is it bad or something

[polar tide]

u said a slur

before you corrected it

[muted kestrel]

Oh

[blazing field]

😭

[muted kestrel]

it was a typo

[polar tide]

Not your fault. Idk how that shit wasnt filtered 😭

[blazing field]

yeah im gonna bring it up in modcornr lol

[muted kestrel]

whag

it was an accident

[fathom girder]

Is that what the mod chat is called

The more we know..

[blazing field]

i mean filtering

[muted kestrel]

oh

[blazing field]

cuz its not filtered for some reason

youre fine

[muted kestrel]

I thought yall were gonna ban me for a misspelling

[fathom girder]

Lunar's gonna ban yo7

For crimes

[blazing field]

yep

im gonna killy oy

[fathom girder]

You is such a hard word wtf

[muted kestrel]

is it old duke resprite

[dusk bronze]

first time cheese referred to as lunar

[kindred night]

the old what now

🔥🔥🔥

[fathom girder]

Sorry I didn't rember

I just looked there and saw lunar and decided yep she's lunar

[muted kestrel]

The pillars

[blazing field]

🌙 🧀

[muted kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/yharim-calamity-mod-gif-3460410180494450897

[dusk bronze]

cheese is evil because she's the moon (moon rock is lunar cheese)

[blazing field]

yeah i love stealing candy from babies and small businesses

[fathom girder]

That'll show em

[muted kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-robinsons-disney-goob-i-have-an-appointment-with-destiny-bowler-hat-guy-gif-16006793

[fathom girder]

You go girl

[muted kestrel]

This you?

[fathom girder]

Destiny isn't getting updates anymore this is a tragic gif

[muted kestrel]

Old duke resprite

duke fisheon resprite

Yharon resprite

[blazing field]

blue yharim

[muted kestrel]

yharon will be Duke fishron but tinted orange

Green calamitas

[blazing field]

thats basically me

[dusk bronze]

[lost loom]

is the guide class setup wiki page updated with brainstorm update?

[muted kestrel]

calamity mod but 25% more greener

[hearty perch]

for the most part

just rogue testing left

[lost loom]

im playing calamity for the first time in like a year or two

FIRE

[muted kestrel]

is it because no one poloays rogue

[hearty perch]

plenty of people play rogue

its just a really complicated class

with many different accessory combos

[lost loom]

i was just curious bc im watching a video about rework magic bc ive never done a magic run and one of the weapons he uses isnt on the guide class setup thing so i just wondered if maybe there was an undocumented buff (not saying everything u use has to be on there)

just curious

[muted kestrel]

didnt bra instorm justa dd the top path boomerang monkinto hte game

[lost loom]

thewre were like 200 changes to weapons from what i know

[dull heart]

yeah I did that

[muted kestrel]

vool

when boomerange paragon added

add post yharon paragon version

[dull heart]

Dynamic Pursuer rework...

[muted kestrel]

where its the exact thing but tinted GREEN

[main estuary]

add the juggernaut as a ranger weapon

[muted kestrel]

is there an actual rework coming

[dull heart]

No

[fathom girder]

Probably

[muted kestrel]

rip

[fathom girder]

Aw

[dull heart]

But I've wanted to add an auric tier glaive upgrade for a while

[hearty perch]

doze

why is your name doze

[fathom girder]

Prehm weapon but it's auric tier is

[muted kestrel]

cool

[dull heart]

And that item is bad

[muted kestrel]

i love richocheting weapons

[dull heart]

because it's short for dozezoze

[muted kestrel]

bulldozer

[hearty perch]

whats dozezoze

[fathom girder]

What's a markiplier

[muted kestrel]

doze squared

[muted kestrel]

hello everybody my name is

[dull heart]

doze zoze without a space

[hearty perch]

whats doze zoze without a space

[dull heart]

dozezoze

[hearty perch]

whats dozezoze

[fathom girder]

[blazing field]

SEACILIAN!

[fathom girder]

Gotta stop this before it turns into a black hole

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-steve-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-chicken-jockey-gif-2985572278122353640

Oh these guys? These are the golden bats!

[dusk bronze]

anurian jockey

[high scaffold]

2.2 when?

Its nearing 2 months since the announcement

[thorn pier]

in 4 minutes

[blazing field]

in 2 fargo hours

i do think getting an update on its development would be cool but

2 months is a very short timerame still

[high scaffold]

Or as Jackenstein would say
"You're taking too long"

[blazing field]

i'd hope the update dosen't take like over 4- 5 months to release though

[dusk bronze]

after the announcement they said it was actually soon and not Soon™

[rotund venture]

10th anniversary in a few days, probably get smth then

[blazing field]

would be nice to get an update now

oh wait true

[rotund venture]

a trailer if not the actual update

[blazing field]

ur rite

[thorn pier]

what about an update in 2 months

[high scaffold]

Maybe

[rotund venture]

anyway be patient, let'em cook

[blazing field]

hogwild drop + new major update announcement trust?

[main estuary]

imagine if the eater actually got reworked in 2.2 or a later update

[thorn pier]

the current state of the game is quite funny

[blazing field]

when is the anniversary again

[thorn pier]

leave it like that for a while

[dusk bronze]

june 1

[blazing field]

nah 2.2 is the pig update

no worms ofr you sorry

[pulsar cobalt]

pride month

[blazing field]

gonna have to come back on wormstorm

[main estuary]

pigron buff 😔

[dusk bronze]

old duke rework trust

[rotund venture]

it hasn't even been that long since Brainstorm

[main estuary]

will he smoke

[high scaffold]

But otherwise, why announce the update way before its release especially if its not very large

[blazing field]

i mean still only 2 months

[dusk bronze]

have you heard of vcmm

[blazing field]

hasnt been much time

[dusk bronze]

it's been "whiteout tomorrow" for like 4 months 😭

[blazing field]

id say if it releases in june then yeah that's "soon"

[high scaffold]

Ive heard of SSO

[blazing field]

from when the announcement was made

sso isnt real

government psyop

[dusk bronze]

true

[blazing field]

it was made by big clam to make us torture amidias

[high scaffold]

SSO is, in fact, real and it is, in fact, coming inevitably

[dull heart]

I wish 2.2 was already out

[high scaffold]

Truth

[dull heart]

Let them nade their lemons

[blazing field]

Oh is the 'nade coming in 2.2

i mean makes sense

its the silly bullshit update lol

[dusk bronze]

simply create a localized time dilation to increase development time while everything is normal here

[blazing field]

i still gotta fight BoC

hopefully WITHOUT getting jumped by 500 spiders

[dull heart]

go fight dog instead

(biased)

[blazing field]

im still in pre hm ...........,

[dull heart]

okay and

[blazing field]

Also is it just me or does it seem like fighting brain underground is a really bad idea

[dull heart]

it's not

[high scaffold]

Spoiler, pu will be jumped by 500 spiders because its crimson

[blazing field]

I only got a short impression of the fight

since

[dusk bronze]

it was very fine when i did it

[blazing field]

again

[dull heart]

it was primarily designed around the natural crimson area actually

[blazing field]

jumped bty 500 spiders

oh i see

interesting

i didnt really get much tiime to understand what was happening because yk,

[dusk bronze]

boss zen:

[blazing field]

They were here before the boss spawned

i was terying to kill them but more kept showing up so i just spawned the boss

[dull heart]

Blocking off the tunnels

[rotund venture]

it was primarily designed by Big E to make us all think Big E is a great dev (it worked)

[dusk bronze]

[dull heart]

I've been gaslighting you into thinking I'm a good dev by developing good things

[weak veldt]

yo im on revengance and im done killing the old duke, do they eidolon creatures spawn pre or post dog

[blazing field]

wyrms spawn at any point of difficulty

[rotund venture]

all to make us play Roots you sick bastard

[dull heart]

Any point in the game

[high scaffold]

Big E and his brother small ё

[dusk bronze]

wrong channel but any time

[rotund venture]

btw play Roots

[weak veldt]

i mean the ones super deep at bottom layer

[dull heart]

yeah

Any point in the game

[dusk bronze]

[dull heart]

There's only one abyss enemy with spawn locking I think

Eidolist

[weak veldt]

the ones that drop eidolon staff and wail. the only thing ive seen is blob fish

[dull heart]

yeah

[dusk bronze]

we know

[dull heart]

it spawns at any point

[dusk bronze]

😭

[weak veldt]

what?

[dull heart]

we know what you mean

[weak veldt]

if it spawns at any point then why is nothing spawning ;-;

[dull heart]

if you're in infernum something may be different

[blazing field]

bad rng

either that or yeah

other mods

[weak veldt]

oh

bruh

so im locked out of eidolon weapons

[dull heart]

and if you're in infernum

• that should have been specified
• #calamity-addon-talk

No

[blazing field]

idk

[dull heart]

you're not

[dusk bronze]

no??????

[dull heart]

They still spawn

it's just different

[weak veldt]

they dont.... thats the whole reason im here

[dull heart]

they do, go ask in addon talk for details on how to find them

I don't know the details

[weak veldt]

k

[dusk bronze]

did you have infernum mod enabled when you made the world but aren't using the difficulty

[weak veldt]

yeah

think so

[dusk bronze]

oh my fucking god bruh

[blazing field]

well

[dull heart]

that breaks the abyss entirely oh

[blazing field]

that explains it

[main estuary]

that's like the biggest mistake anybody makes bro

[weak veldt]

hh

[dull heart]

infernum mod should only be used with infernum difficulty

[weak veldt]

its my first calamity playthrough chill

[dusk bronze]

that's even worse 😭

[weak veldt]

disabling it wont do anything will it

[main estuary]

thats what im saying
NEVER do infernum for your first run

[dull heart]

on a first playthrough I'd recommend not using many addons because they tend to warp the experience

[dusk bronze]

nope

[weak veldt]

lovely

[dull heart]

uhh it might still have a broken abyss

if you disable the mod

You'll just have to switch to Infernum difficulty to use the abyss then switch back afyer

[weak veldt]

ima js fight dog anyway, my weapons deal like 60k im chillin

[dusk bronze]

anyway back to what we were talking about

play roots

[dull heart]

60k???

[weak veldt]

yuh

im doing an ALL damage build

[dull heart]

60k is like postgame weapons level of damage

[weak veldt]

kinda

[weak veldt]

i mean like strong heavy hitters

im going rlly weak with high regen and high dmg

its fun ah

been shredding bosses

[weak veldt]

not 60k exactly but sometimes i hit it

[dull heart]

DoG tier expects 7k or so lol

[weak veldt]

rlly?

[dull heart]

yes

[weak veldt]

ive always fought it with MUCH more

and it still takes like 5 mins

maybe 10

to kill it

[dull heart]

sounds like you're just not hitting the head

7k dps ish kills it in ~4 minutes

[weak veldt]

u get more dmg if u hit the head?

[dull heart]

That's why the damage numbers are greyed out

[high scaffold]

Better say, you get less by not

[dull heart]

To tell you you're hitting his armor

[weak veldt]

i thought it js had rlly high dr

oh okay

[dull heart]

It has 92.5% DR on the body

[weak veldt]

wait i should prolly use a homing weapon then

[dull heart]

or piercing

[weak veldt]

the one from poltergast is pretty good isnt it?

[dull heart]

Either can work well

[high scaffold]

Melee?

[weak veldt]

0_0

[weak veldt]

mage

[high scaffold]

There are a few options

[weak veldt]

this one

[dull heart]

I'd recommend phantasmal fury or Shadow bolt staff for something super easy to use

[high scaffold]

The homing skull weapon directly from polter is pretty good

[dull heart]

but fates reveal is good too

[weak veldt]

conflicts with the mana thingy from cal clone

it cant fire without normal mana

[dull heart]

wait what

[weak veldt]

so im not bothered to use it

[dull heart]

good to know

ghastly visage doesn't check Mana properly

[weak veldt]

cal clone drops an accessory that like makes ur mana negative if u over run it for more dmg to urself and the enemy

[dull heart]

yeah I made that accessory myself

[weak veldt]

luv u

most fun thing ever

[misty wren]

it has some strange bugs

[high scaffold]

Upgraded dungeon magic weapons are good too

[weak veldt]

yeah

[weak veldt]

yeah

i think it affects some other weapons too

[dull heart]

Btw I'd you're using Chaos Stone I'd highly recommend drinking Vodka. It basically makes you get 25% more Mana Burn dealt to enemies

[weak veldt]

do u want me to see if i can find em?

[misty wren]

like primordial earth not giving its buff

[weak veldt]

dosent it make ur screen all funny

[dull heart]

No

[weak veldt]

isnt that the dust storm one?

its like a black/orange book

[dull heart]

This one still baffles me

[weak veldt]

it gave me the buff when i used it

[misty wren]

nobody knows why it does this it makes no sense

[weak veldt]

oh wait what the hell

i swear it gave me the buff before

[misty wren]

it will if you take off chaos stone

[dull heart]

yeah it's one bug I can't solve

[weak veldt]

ooh thats why

[weak veldt]

rough

[dull heart]

I don't know why chaos stone stops that

[weak veldt]

where do i get vodka from?

[dusk bronze]

@syrup fix my bugs

[dusk bronze]

crafting

[weak veldt]

oh its a craft

i thought it was sold by the crystal event guy

[high scaffold]

"crystal event guy"

[weak veldt]

idk what his name is ;-;

[dull heart]

Tavern keep only sells ale