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#calamity-update-talk
kindred night
The power of the mind over the body negates all need of such
valid crypt
Someome already did this joke yesterday smh my head be creative
thorn pier
sleep enjoyers when i show them coffee
valid crypt
The power of the mind over the body negates all need of such
Power of the mind over the body when i inflict brain damage
kindred night
ew
valid crypt
sleep enjoyers when i show them coffee
Ew
kindred night
coffee
kindred night
Power of the mind over the body when i inflict brain damage
how mean
thorn pier
lapis oak
sleep enjoyers when i show them coffee
coffee has no effects on my sleep
thorn pier
phone screen for the win (stronger than coffee)
spice hound
Imagine sleeping couldn’t be me
lapis oak
😔 born to doomscrolling
wise bolt
i agree
frail owl
true
solemn crest
white aurora
bup
polar tide
why it beep
cunning sequoia
-# yip
kindred night
yip!
blazing field
@barren nacelle make my grass
hardy gulch
when will we see the town buby
hoary edge
Where is it
there's no new information about that
polar tide
Where is it
in mah bellayyyy
blazing field
Draedon theme has been scrapped and will never release ever. The developers hate you. Sorry 🙏
earnest jewel
Draedon can't have a theme because he's not a boss, obviously.
The Exo Mechs on the other hand will not have a theme as they do not even deserve to live.
solemn crest
In short, make exo mechs smaller and classify them as mini bosses
hoary edge
dei machinae 2025 is my current goated exo mechs theme (from sundowner calamity music) :)
frail owl
Where is it
it had wires within it so i expunged it out of existence
blazing field
SUNDOWNER WOO
frail owl
cables and wires are delicious
blazing field
i will name my daughter
sundowner storm weaver theme
and my son
sundowner signus theme
yep
viral merlin
Me when i ask a question and the greatest calamity minds have nothing to answer with but foolishness
blazing field
You asked your question in a incredibly uncalled for and rude manner so you get uncalled for and rude answers
high summit
Unironically would name my son Dante
viral merlin
You asked your question in a incredibly uncalled for and rude manner so you get ...
Its more than justified with the amount of time that had passed
hoary edge
Chloro'son'ophyll
viral merlin
And little to no new info about it
cunning sequoia
Its more than justified with the amount of time that had passed
you're not owed anything
frail owl
idk foolishness is unavailable right now
blazing field
this is a passion project ur not paying for anything
cunning sequoia
its being made for free for you to listen to
kindred night
its me kind baby
cunning sequoia
the least you can do is be patient
limpid grail
Danteh
frail owl
john may cry
viral merlin
Patience is not endless
blazing field
i promise you there's other songs to listen to
earnest jewel
Skill issue.
polar tide
Me when i ask a question and the greatest calamity minds have nothing to answer ...
What am i supposed to say to you. Yeah don't worry we're on it we'll chain cdmusic up in the basement and whip him until he finishes it
hoary edge
foolishness, dante. foolishness.
high summit
After the poet, right?
The book author
earnest jewel
What am i supposed to say to you. Yeah don't worry we're on it we'll chain cdmus...
Wait, you're not doing that?
high summit
And dmc
viral merlin
What am i supposed to say to you. Yeah don't worry we're on it we'll chain cdmus...
Do that please
cunning sequoia
Patience is not endless
you complaining won't make them work faster
high summit
And Limbus
polar tide
Do that please
i hope he takes even longer to finish it to spite you specifically
cunning sequoia
you know who was also hurried up and threatened due to taking time with their music?
yeah
blazing field
cant win with calamity fans
frail owl
pressuring others into expediting something will usually have an adverse effect
kindred night
And Limbus
yeah u werent tricking us with that claw pfp
earnest jewel
you know who was also hurried up and threatened due to taking time with their mu...
Albert Einstein.
cunning sequoia
correct
polar tide
you know who was also hurried up and threatened due to taking time with their mu...
MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!
cunning sequoia
i cant believe you guessed
blazing field
its kind of hilarious dokuro isnt applicable 80% of the time he gets mentioned
polar tide
:/
cunning sequoia
teleport to rat pit
blazing field
people just bring him up for no reason like its een 10 years
polar tide
:///
blazing field
except in THIS context
high summit
Are we gonna have this in the update?
frail owl
teleport to rat pit
is that where caedrel resides?
polar tide
Tired of being sent to the rat pit
blazing field
its actually applicable lol
limpid grail
its kind of hilarious dokuro isnt applicable 80% of the time he gets mentioned
I would say 95% of the time tbh
cunning sequoia
it sucks what happened but like my god
i've seen dokuro basically get treated on the same level as jesus christ
its insanity
blazing field
Are we gonna have this in the update?
this image go incredibly hard
earnest jewel
its kind of hilarious dokuro isnt applicable 80% of the time he gets mentioned
Hey, after he made Bury The Light for Devil May Cry 5 and broke the Enigma Code, thus securing victory in World War 2, we're bringing him up whenever we can!
blazing field
its insanity
ITS BEEN 10 YEARSSSS
frail owl
hi there cei
blazing field
FREE ME
hoary edge
i've seen dokuro basically get treated on the same level as jesus christ
the glaze is genuinely insane I gotta say
hasty tangle
its only been 6 years
frail owl
may i have cool dude i have markiplier to back me up
high summit
What if Wires is Dokuro?
earnest jewel
may i have cool dude i have markiplier to back me up
Into Cryogen you go.
hasty tangle
if ur gonna exaggerate, you gotta do it by at least 2 orders of magnitude
its been 500 million years
cunning sequoia
may i have cool dude i have markiplier to back me up
lukewarm dude
limpid grail
Like fr the thing he would actually want the most is to stop being brought up by people constantly as a tragedy imo
blazing field
ITS BEEN 200 MILLION YEARS PTEROSAURS STILL EXISTED WHEN DOKURO RETIRED
hasty tangle
Like fr the thing he would actually want the most is to stop being brought up by...
yeah, i agree
hasty tangle
at least most of the time ppl just ask why and arent dicks about it
frail owl
i'm dokuro
no you're a cat
blazing field
This is the first itme in 200 yearsi ve seen dokuro be brought up in an actually applicable context
earnest jewel
I remember before he left. Nero was still the emperor back then.
hasty tangle
still though, he does come up a concerning amount though
cunning sequoia
*at least* most of the time ppl just ask why and arent dicks about it
here at least
kindred night
hes also a cat
cunning sequoia
in other places it varies a lot
frail owl
yuh
limpid grail
This is the first itme in 200 yearsi ve seen dokuro be brought up in an actually...
Saaaame
kindred night
see the similarity.
blazing field
like yeah people asking him to hurry up like the calamitian was doing with cdmusci is exactly why he left we should learn from that
high summit
polar tide
GHEHGEHHEGUHEGHEHEHEEEEE
cunning sequoia
turn into william afton
polar tide
hi
kindred night
cdmusic should quit we do not deserve music
kindred night
music mod being deleted next update
blazing field
bite of 87
kindred night
every boss will now use vanilla tracks
blazing field
springmtrap
frail owl
im puprle guy oughhhh
aren't ya supposed to be a mangled corpse now?
cunning sequoia
why hello there old sport i am purple human
limpid grail
When we left dev people were like "Just like DM Dokuro :(" and we were like wtf no that has 0 things in common
frail owl
if you're purple guy
blazing field
@barren nacelle make my grass
earnest jewel
aren't ya supposed to be a mangled corpse now?
You know what they say about purple guys.
blazing field
guys please spam crispy asking her to make my grass
i have been doing this every day until she makes my grass
cunning sequoia
When we left dev people were like "Just like DM Dokuro :(" and we were like wtf ...
same thing happened when CD left for the first time during 22
hoary edge
like yeah people asking him to hurry up like the calamitian was doing with cdmus...
I was thinking to myself no wonder why toxic wisdom feels a bit rushed. I can see the potential man of this track alone.
kindred night
toxic wisdom is one of the best tracks on the ost
frail owl
why did i say for the first time they havent left again
are you insinuating something insidious?
kindred night
why did i say for the first time they havent left again
subtle foreshadowing
kindred night
we are killing cdmusic for their loot
solemn crest
People when they aren’t able to demand for things in the free mod they aren’t paying for
frail owl
i will kill cdmusic and take their place
but how?
cunning sequoia
thragg with battle beast coat png
solemn crest
(Because it’s free)
frail owl
they are british
kindred night
People when they aren’t able to demand for things in the free mod they aren’t pa...
what about patreons can they complain
limpid grail
Foreshadowing is a literary device tha-
solemn crest
what about patreons can they complain
They get donor items
blazing field
i think patreons complaining if the patreon didn't feel like it was worth the money and they weren't getting like any teasers would be valid
But that dosent seem to be the case so
earnest jewel
they are british
Dude you can't just call people British.
rotund venture
stop talking about devs leaving and start talking about cool things like the upcoming hog(s)
blazing field
They get donor items
No they dont
polar tide
CDMusic cannot leave caldev as I am currently holding him hostage and subjecting him to Images every day.
limpid grail
Mars
frail owl
ah
earnest jewel
so where's cd from?
Compact Disc if I had to guess.
kindred night
stop talking about devs leaving and start talking about cool things like the upc...
every dev is leaving next update we'll be left with only ozzatron and done22
blazing field
Donor items as a concept were shot and killed a long, long time ago
the only donor items you see still getting added are part of a huge backlog of donor items from that time that still need to be made
frail owl
every dev is leaving next update we'll be left with only ozzatron and done22
what about carny?
solemn crest
Subject him to 
cunning sequoia
only im allowed to make a donor item
kindred night
what about carny?
we dont deserve him and his cat pics
hoary edge
horrible hog 🐖
frail owl
i will add moguera pet
what's that?
limpid grail
Anyways ttyl people byebye we got shit to do
polar tide
we dont deserve him and his cat pics
hasty tangle
i like carnival performers, i sure hope they dont get massacred
@polar tide:
limpid grail
Wait no one more comment
frail owl
what
limpid grail
Carny does kinda sound like a slur for carnival-goers though
rotund venture
i think patreons complaining if the patreon didn't feel like it was worth the mo...
being a patreon is super worth the money though I personally think they could up the frequency of spoilers by like, a single %
hasty tangle
Carny does kinda sound like a slur for carnival-goers though
its slang for employees of a carnival
polar tide
Carny does kinda sound like a slur for carnival-goers though
throwing up
rotund venture
Carny does kinda sound like a slur for carnival-goers though
carny is in fact a short hand for carnival kids
earnest jewel
Carny does kinda sound like a slur for carnival-goers though
What does Calamity do to people to make them come up with fake swears?
hasty tangle
earnest jewel
That is not real nobody speaks like that the USA is a myth.
hasty tangle
hollow adder
What does Calamity do to people to make them come up with fake swears?
yharim's beliefs are just that infectious
infohazard type shit
hasty tangle
That is not real nobody speaks like that the USA is a myth.
i only heard about it cuz i know theres an animatronic in fnaf: help wanted called that
byeah ive never heard it used in any other context
rotund venture
I learned it from Critical Role
frail owl
i learned it from gp
blazing field
this is my donor item
polar tide
i picked "carnymassacre" because thats 2 of my favorite words and i like clowns but the first place i heard the word was likeeee probably in an icp song
earnest jewel
YOU SEE WHAT!?
polar tide
insane clown posse.
polar tide
but i can indeed piss
frail owl
how can a giratina piss?
cunning sequoia
its a god im sure it can figure it out
blazing field
my username is cheese parmiigianoreggiano
this is becuase
- i like cheese
- madoka magica
i also have lunarcheese now because
the moon is cheese
kindred night
i'm named after the old pokemon weather effect called hail
frail owl
john solidus because i'm enamored with solidus snake
earnest jewel
Take a wild guess.
blazing field
you love lebron james
kindred night
youre a water wraith and you game
blazing field
thats where your username comes from
frail owl
Take a wild guess.
you're a water wraith
cunning sequoia
Take a wild guess.
you hate pikmin
frail owl
you love lebron james
yes 
blazing field
some of my old usernames were awesome
like did you guys know i used to be a sans fangirl
and go by sansmegalox
polar tide
look at my beautiful tumblr desktop theme that i havent changed since 2019
earnest jewel
and go by sansmegalox
From what I hear that was around 35% of people.
frail owl
look at my beautiful tumblr desktop theme that i havent changed since 2019
thought that was cruelty squad
blazing field
like i just straight up stole it from them
cunning sequoia
look at my beautiful tumblr desktop theme that i havent changed since 2019
2008 websitecore
its peak im afraid
polar tide
this is what i strive for
cunning sequoia
i just wonder what ganon's up to
blazing field
right yeah i fchanged my nickname to bugfield
which was just
straight up
stolen from runefield
i just stole it from them
straight up
0 shame
i then forgot about it cuz that was like 5 years ago
and only remembered it when i saw runefield in fablescord and was ike ohhh
my old old account actualy was on this server a loooong time ago
i was active here while the abyss update was being hyped up
but then i disappeared
i made a suggestion for them to add a new wandering npc that was a lobster man
he'd sell you lobster gear
hollow adder
but then i disappeared
had to go on a evil journey to commit for more evil fucked up deeds like stealing people's names
blazing field
i also had a suggestion for a post moon lord event
it was a swarm of evil bugs that'd attack you
the lore was that yharim injected the bugs with mutant goop that draedon made to turn them into bioweapons or whatever
but then they went rogue
hey caldev get in on this
you guys are missing out on my wandering lobster man trader and my evil mutant bug swarm
this was like 5 years ago or something btw idrm
cunning sequoia
the lore was that yharim injected the bugs with mutant goop that draedon made to...
gee i wonder what this could uhh be
some sort of peanut butter gamer
thorn pier
yes we need more events
solemn crest
Bugstorm tomorrow
blazing field
gee i wonder what this could uhh be
nono you see the difference is that it wasnt like
robot evil plague
it just made tem fat
you just got big evil bugs
cunning sequoia
🐟🐟🐟
blazing field
huge dragonfly
cunning sequoia
triple death fish attack
blazing field
you cant kill me with fish thats like trying to kill xeroc with the sun
cunning sequoia
your what.....
rare tinsel
triple death corvid attack
The protagonist picking a mediocre yet consistent weapon option when fighting Yharon
lapis oak
triple death corvid attack
lapis oak
I'm on iPhone
thorn pier
solemn crest
Light mode discord 🤮
hard copper
kiriwhite mode
dusty tinsel
Kiri should be banned for kiri's sins
dusk bronze
distant raft
kiri should be banned because im bored
thorn pier
we should all be banned and let kiri here
pulsar estuary
Bro is tryna give me PTSD
young dust
pulsar estuary
Please dont
You will become like your pfp
Also uour also part of the crossiant gang
solemn crest
amber egret
preciate you
thorn pier
tho it kinda takes a while for mario to appear so u might get banned forreal
silent horizon
tho it kinda takes a while for mario to appear so u might get banned forreal<:cl...
You could probably put it through an animation app and cut out the beginning frames.
hushed hazel
tho it kinda takes a while for mario to appear so u might get banned forreal<:cl...
i will admit every time i see this gif my gut reaction is "oh boy here we go again"
thankfully i'm lazy so usually before i actually decide to do anything the gif starts to play
dusk bronze
activate the moderators fight or flight response with this one easy trick!
hasty tangle
could also hover over it to see if a star appears in the top left
to confirm that its a gif
hushed hazel
yea but that would be smart and i'm not built for that
hollow harness
don't worry Golden Sigma will always protect users from malicious vectors
muted kestrel
What is Mario covering up
The irl
Url
I have a screenshot from another scanner
But I censored like
Everything
Do I need to censor more
native thistle
🐟
earnest jewel
Draedon.
valid crypt
I think it’s from that football manga (bluelock?) with draedon drawn over it
earnest jewel
Draedon.
muted kestrel
WHY IS HE WIDER THAN MY WORLD
I HAVE A LARGE SIZE WORLD HWRE BRO
THE CODE BREAKER IS NOT GONNA GET THIS DUDE OVER
hasty tangle
https://tenor.com/view/draddadon-draedon-zadrotsk-gif-735989498049202404
certainly one of the gifs of all time
draedon gently rocking back and forth
muted kestrel
earnest jewel
https://tenor.com/view/calamity-calamity-reign-of-yharim-roy-reign-of-yharim-yha...
I mean that's just the truth.
valid crypt
https://tenor.com/view/calamity-calamity-reign-of-yharim-roy-reign-of-yharim-yha...
Reign of yharim!
EMBEDS IN THIS CHAT
muted kestrel
kindred night
https://tenor.com/view/yharim-calamity-mod-gif-3460410180494450897
lore accurate
dusk bronze
valid crypt
Horrible
arctic cliff
spice hound
Thats almost as horrible as HOG
arctic cliff
to quote the wise words of vinny vinesauce:
"WHY DUMPY??"
hushed hazel
EMBEDS IN THIS CHAT
no idea when that happened but don't spend it all in once place
remember why they were removed in the first place
arctic cliff
https://tenor.com/view/rin-itoshi-rin-itoshi-rin-itoshi-tongue-meme-blue-lock-gi...
WHY HERE
kill gif perms now
kill them
valid crypt
remember why they were removed in the first place
Seems like people are spamming
arctic cliff
we have surrendered our rights
versed heart
no idea when that happened but don't spend it all in once place
I feel like there's a chance we may already be at that point 😭
Probably not though
kindred night
valid crypt
what are we hyped about guys
The pig lore
thorn pier
thats prob the least interesting stuff
tropic jolt
versed heart
thats prob the least interesting stuff
No it's very interesting, I can't wait until The Hog from Spooky mod gets added
valid crypt
thats prob the least interesting stuff
Counterpoint, they could do a really funny
valid crypt
Divine swine is god
thorn pier
hogs arent real they cant hurt you
thorn pier
Counterpoint, they could do a really funny
were getting a hog temple
we will praise divine swine
tropic jolt
divine swine is us
kindred night
divine swine was the third perfect ascension with the auric god of hogs' soul
polar tide
i have cal work to do that im procrastinating on rn
dull heart
hi
kindred night
doze can u leak the transformer upgrade
dull heart
I can leak the fact I have a new favorite manga I've read (I've read like 3)
muted kestrel
doze can u leak the transformer upgrade
Didnt it jsit fer reworked
kindred night
I can leak the fact I have a new favorite manga I've read (I've read like 3)
That works too
muted kestrel
Just get
thorn pier
I can leak the fact I have a new favorite manga I've read (I've read like 3)
we need this information for the update
valid crypt
Doze can you give us the code to the calamity nukes
kindred night
Doze can you give us the code to the calamity nukes
1234567
muted kestrel
is there more than horrible hogs coming next update
polar tide
Did you guys watch my video. I really think you should all watch my video.
thorn pier
ok im watching it
kindred night
Did you guys watch my video. I really think you should all watch my video.
I watched your video sir
muted kestrel
Where can I find
valid crypt
Certainly thingamabobs
muted kestrel
Is it on the calamity website
thorn pier
Where can I find
open calamity
valid crypt
i have cal work to do that im procrastinating on rn
7
dull heart
we need this information for the update
true
thorn pier
then go to draedon and say i need code
polar tide
I watched your video sir
Good.
vale drift
dull heart
I have cal work to do that I am on a 16 hour car drive so I'm not doing
muted kestrel
is the video on the calamity website
valid crypt
I pointed at it
valid crypt
i have cal work to do that im procrastinating on rn
This
polar tide
I have cal work to do that I am on a 16 hour car drive so I'm not doing
godspeed
i have no excuse i just have adhd
muted kestrel
I thought you meant an actual calamity devlog😭
kindred night
godspeed slugs from the calamity mod
polar tide
well watch my video anyway
dull heart
godspeed
I've already watched like 3 episodes of shows and read 40 chapters of manga and I've only just barely made it out of Texas 😢
thorn pier
godspeed slayers
muted kestrel
Also in the horrible hogs update will there be more things besides horrible hogs (and the unaddressed elephant)
dull heart
I still have like 10 hours to go I think
kindred night
i have no excuse i just have adhd
thats a good enough excuse i think
muted kestrel
When is the elumphsnt available in progression
valid crypt
Divine swines
polar tide
I still have like 10 hours to go I think
wow! that's enough time to play through a fifth of silksong!
dull heart
it's okay though I came prepared and have like 20 volumes of light novel downloaded in the worst case scenario
Eighty Six my beloved
hushed hazel
I've already watched like 3 episodes of shows and read 40 chapters of manga and ...
they weren't kidding american mfs really will drive for half a day and still be in the exact same state they started in
polar tide
THIS IS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT BEING AMERICAN IS LIKE
dull heart
they weren't kidding american mfs really will drive for half a day and still be ...
I literally left home at 8am and didn't leave Texas until half an hour ago
muted kestrel
WTF IS A KILOMETER
muted kestrel
I INLY MEASURE IN BALD WAGLE PER FREEDOM
How long is the wait until the hog storm escapes
dull heart
so realistically it was about noon that I began driving and now it's been four and a half hours
misty wren
they weren't kidding american mfs really will drive for half a day and still be ...
yeah
misty wren
yeah
though it depends on which side of the state you're going to where you started and what state you're in
kindred night
2.2 in 2027
tropic jolt
texas is too big
dusk bronze
i have cal work to do that im procrastinating on rn
misty wren
because its probably gonna be like an hour drive to get through rhodes island
polar tide
good video thanks
dull heart
they weren't kidding american mfs really will drive for half a day and still be ...
texas
Don't ask why maps have me a 1.5 hour slower route with tolls as an option
valid crypt
every 2.2 update takes years
Ill riot if cal 2.2 takes years its meant to be small whimsical hog update
misty wren
texas
funniest part is that this route doesnt even leave texas like you're still in texas when you end it
kindred night
2.2 is secretly brimstone crags overhaul
tropic jolt
the design is very human
dull heart
funniest part is that this route doesnt even leave texas like you're still in te...
yeah
tropic jolt
those are some cool ass thingamabobs though
dull heart
true
lyric trellis
texas
Oh god, I've had to go through the state east-west, I can't imagine going through it north-south
kindred night
americans amirite
dull heart
Oh god, I've had to go through the state east-west, I can't imagine going throug...
El Paso to Houston is still like 10-11 hours yeah
idk why anyone would need to take the Texas route in my screenshot
tropic jolt
doze are you texting and driving 😨
tropic jolt
who is
dull heart
other people
tropic jolt
storm weaver?
kindred night
hes riding on storm weavers back
stone sequoia
they weren't kidding american mfs really will drive for half a day and still be ...
imagine moving the distance of like, two different country's but you still in the midle of an state
brazil is exactly like that
lyric trellis
idk why anyone would need to take the Texas route in my screenshot
Forcing somebody to go to North Texas as punishment
kindred night
<:calowo:1377822509138706462> imagine moving the distance of like, two differen...
can confirm
tropic jolt
fate worse than death
dull heart
Forcing somebody to go to North Texas as punishment
Sentenced to "would be Oklahoma if it was a rectangle"
stone sequoia
dull heart
anyway bye I guess it's time to go watch more stuff
tropic jolt
goodbye doze
dusty tinsel
Obliterating doze for daring to use his free time /j
dusty tinsel
Not real
dull heart
Obliterating doze for daring to use his free time /j
No u
fathom girder
about 347
dull heart
i'm american how many football fields is that
2+
grim pecan
cool
latent stag
yo guys is it better to use the left or right click of the sevens striker
spice hound
i'm american how many football fields is that
~e^pi
dull heart
yo guys is it better to use the left or right click of the sevens striker
Whichever spins the roulette and can use platinum
latent stag
Whichever spins the roulette and can use platinum
Ok so left
dusk bronze
they weren't kidding american mfs really will drive for half a day and still be ...
it took 4 days to drive from washington to arizona in a mostly straight line
like half of it was just nevada
polar tide
I hate art. Fuck art.
frail owl
I hate art. Fuck art.
how can one fuck art?
polar tide
:(
sharp cedar
lmao
amber egret
I hate art. Fuck art.
is this a refernece to that one bunny
polar tide
yes
amber egret
it took 4 days to drive from washington to arizona in a mostly straight line
why were you going to arizona
was it for the grand canyon
dusk bronze
was it for the grand canyon
no we moved here
dusk bronze
washington and oregon are basically the same
frail owl
is this a refernece to that one bunny
who?
amber egret
makes sense
buoyant pulsar
what is the point of the non-lunging one
dusk bronze
what is the point of the non-lunging one
the cooldown??
amber egret
what is the point of the non-lunging one
you may not always want to charge forward
higher risk
frail owl
thank you don
buoyant pulsar
the cooldown??
does it have a lower cooldown?????
dusk bronze
does it have a lower cooldown?????
the lunge has a cooldown it says right there
buoyant pulsar
it doesnt say that
dusk bronze
you can't use it constantly
buoyant pulsar
"Releasing right-click at full charge thrusts a laser lance out of the weapon which deals 35x base damage. Holding left-click at the same time will additionally cause the player to lunge in the direction of the laser lance, dealing 45x base damage instead. The lance attack has an 8.33 second cooldown. "
dusk bronze
"Releasing right-click at full charge thrusts a laser lance out of the weapon wh...
yes i can read the words on the image
i have also used the weapon
buoyant pulsar
this sounds like holding left click is an exact copy but better
buoyant pulsar
yes i can read the words on the image
well yeah i was just posting it so i didnt have to look at the image
buoyant pulsar
i have also used the weapon
does it have a lower cooldown if u dont do the big lunge?
frail owl
thought #calamity-update-talk was for eccentric stuff
dusk bronze
yeah arizona bad
i like grass and trees and life and not being cooked alive
the rain is worth it
frail owl
spice hound
Citter
polar tide
spice hound
The kat
boreal edge
How is this thing real
frail owl
she looks bamboozled
polar tide
she just always looks liek that
dusty tinsel
Meow
tropic jolt
car
tropic jolt
MRBEAST
still bluff
no mr beast for you
spice hound
they should add mr beast to calamity
hard copper
yharim was mr beast all along
spice hound
make traveling merchant sometimes be called mr breast
tropic jolt
last god to leave ilmeris wins a seafood dinner
dusk bronze
make traveling merchant sometimes be called mr breast
for 20 dollar you can make this a reality
also it should be tax collector bc he gives you free money
spice hound
nah If I'd get a donor name It'd either have to be my cat's name as a cat name or adding daedalus as a name to like the cyborg
amber egret
donor name on supreme calamitas. all in
tropic jolt
can't add donor names for lore npcs 
spice hound
why can't I add names to major characters let me have sea king be named like mr fish
kindred night
if i had all that money i could add my name to the bandit
spice hound
????????????????????????
what was that
I wonder if the moderators can see the deleted messages that boring.fun sent cos he sent some photos in like this chat and calamity-mod-talk and then deleted them
kindred night
I wonder if the moderators can see the deleted messages that boring.fun sent cos...
they can
hardy gulch
make traveling merchant sometimes be called mr breast
travelling merchant rarely gets named "Mr Beast Gift Card Free Money"
hardy gulch
what the fuck man
spice hound
wow just wow do you really find this funny
tropic jolt
is this calamity mod
chilly jay
looking for calamity mod 2.0.6 can anyone help me
hardy gulch
send this individual to Avatar's universe
tropic jolt
spice hound
send this person to the shadow realm for wanting to punch somebody
also for being offtopic
hoary edge
bro 😭
spice hound
is there even a place to post that
hardy gulch
was this mf hacked or something
tropic jolt
you are going to die
spice hound
their account does actually look kind of compromised look at it
the fuck you doing here then
hardy gulch
yeah
hoary edge
their account does actually look kind of compromised look at it
yea seems like their account got hacked or something
spice hound
Mods have this person taken out back and banned]
tropic jolt
and you joined woke central
amber egret
QUICK. SHOW BRAELOR AND STATIS
kindred night
no theyre just weird like that
tropic jolt
😭
amber egret
SUNLIGHT TO THE VAMPIRE
kindred night
quick send calamitas yuri
spice hound
quick show him the non-binary bandit
hoary edge
then tf you mean generating 1m+ usd?
hoary edge
generating 1m in debt
lmaoooo 😂
tropic jolt
generating 1m in hogs
amber egret
QUICK SEND PROVIDENCE AND ALL THE GUARDIANS OMNI
spice hound
what is this guy even doing here of all places
tropic jolt
building a normal conservative family
spice hound
oh yeah totally heres where one can find a normal conservative family
kindred night
im not sure how simping for a pokemon reflects conservative values ngl
hoary edge
yo since when did you lose so much aura 😂
kindred night
u sure about that one chief
spice hound
they also said they wanted to punch the person they wish to be their wife in the stomach so like I don't really think that should be a thing any family does
this is confusing
kindred night
like hitting them with it or throwing a pound of iron at them
i havent tried throwing a pound of iron at a furry yet
could be effective
kindred night
go to ukraine or smth there aint much to fight here
still bluff
ok @plucky sphinx i'm giving you a warn, this is not an appropriate place to be talking about basically anything you've brought up
kindred night
ok <@1120207945750298644> i'm giving you a warn, this is not an appropriate plac...
a warn is wild
spice hound
honestly not like banning them already feels weird but like I guess we should give people chances or something
unkempt grove
hey how's it going?
spice hound
oh they're gone
distant raft
that was fast
spice hound
they disappeared
kindred night
insane amounts of aura
spice hound
like it never happend
distant raft
banned im assuming
kindred night
that was fast
no it wasnt bro
tropic jolt
can we go back to talking about hogs
spice hound
so anyways whos hyped for hogs
grave geyser
can we go back to talking about hogs
🐷
desert garnet
🐷
grave geyser
🐗 even
spice hound
🦔
kindred night
so anyways whos hyped for hogs
are they adding a hog thrower
spice hound
hogket launcher
unkempt grove
that was fast
vanished like signus the moment i'm about to reach him as true melee
spice hound
thank you mods
kindred night
mods need to get better
spice hound
mods need to get better
real, calamity mod sucks right now
mods do need to get better
kindred night
real, calamity mod sucks right now<:clueless:1064298508653432933>
if all of these mods were in terraria instead of in a discord server the modding scene would be much better
still bluff
fluffy mod for terraria 1.4.5
spice hound
that would be peak
kindred night
thank you mods
somehow i didnt get hate crimed even with a pride flag in my profile pic
spice hound
yeah thats impressive
spice hound
wait did they say a slur
kindred night
no
spice hound
oh I'm dumb I misunderstood you
still bluff
we don't get as many good ones either on the good old fashioined ragebait side
grim pecan
fluffy mod for terraria 1.4.5
i've seen your EoC rework no thank you
still bluff
grim pecan
YEAH
kindred night
we don't get as many good ones either on the good old fashioined ragebait side
the trolls are ass
grim pecan
THAT'S MY MODDER
distant raft
kinda wish i joined in earlier to bait em
kindred night
the ragebait is ass
amber egret
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159551519797018685/1270532282066927707/f...
nearly called this a scorite
kindred night
can't we have anything of quality nowadays smh
spice hound
I do hope he wasn't like being fully genuine with how he said that he thinks beating your partner is normal cos if that was genuine that says a lot about society
amber egret
we don't get as many good ones either on the good old fashioined ragebait side
i compared them mentally to a confounding creature
distant raft
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159551519797018685/1270532282066927707/f...
ohio beam 2 im crying
kindred night
I do hope he wasn't like being fully genuine with how he said that he thinks bea...
theyre lowkey just a loser
amber egret
like he was just here to say words and nothing else
still bluff
i need to do more modding it is peak content
kindred night
many such cases
spice hound
yeah probably
kindred night
make it so every summon has the dazzling stabber bug
barren nacelle
Fun Fact! Orthocera has 2 sets of identical gores. Only one of them is used in game, and the other is just kinda there in the files
frail owl
orthocry
spice hound
oh... thats gore of my comfort character
barren nacelle
Also 🤫
hoary edge
things that I'm waiting for :
- horrible hog
- fargo 2.0 (gotta be the most glow up I've ever seen in my life)
tropic jolt
hog is coming...
spice hound
Also 🤫
hmmm I don't remember seeing that specific enemy, I feel like that may have been left in the game accidentally but I don't know 🤔
hogbound will be added in 22.22
frail owl
wiresbound
spice hound
mechanic
spice hound
what page is this?
lapis oak
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159551519797018685/1270532282066927707/f...
it's so peak
spice hound
also foveanator mentioned
lapis oak
is this coming in 2.2
barren nacelle
https://calamitymod.wiki.gg/wiki/List_of_Gores I think
I started working on this like an hour ago so cut me a smidge of slack on it being VERY incomplete
blazing field
crisyp went to do this insead of making my grass
barren nacelle
hmmm I don't remember ***s***eeing that ***s***pecific enemy, I feel like that m...
It's a leftover. It was an intended enemy for the SSO, so it's just in there by mistake. The funniest part is that it got resprited anyways so.
barren nacelle
crisyp went to do this insead of making my grass
Nah my computer download speed just takes forever
blazing field
i am your golden freddy
barren nacelle
Clip studio finished downloading like 20 minutes ago
barren nacelle
I'm being haunted
spice hound
It's a leftover. It was an intended enemy for the SSO, so it's just in there by ...
yes I know I was making a sso joke I bolded + italisised the letters of sso in the message
why are there trees in the gore page wait what'
kindred night
i put you in hell and torment you
why u talking about my home
barren nacelle
OOOH
still bluff
is this coming in 2.2
yes this will be rev+ eoc
frail owl
hellcat
spice hound
tree gore
barren nacelle
why are there trees in the gore page wait what'
Temporal Umbrella
It has an attack that throws trees
blazing field
oh thats gore
frail owl
INSERTSOURCE
blazing field
thats gore of my comfort tree
spice hound
why are they gores 
barren nacelle
when they land they split in half and create those gores
still bluff
tree gore
lyric trellis
also foveanator mentioned
Death
barren nacelle
Gp twin go into the repo and remove the redundant gores
lyric trellis
This is a sign that we're bringing Fovenator back in 2.5
barren nacelle
Why do Astral enemies have so many gores
still bluff
gore leaks
spice hound
💀
blazing field
one eyed sans
lyric trellis
Gp twin go into the repo and remove the redundant gores
Smart
frail owl
blazing field
ffrom the undertale au where sans has one eye
kindred night
spice hound
does sans even have actual eyes wait
barren nacelle
💀
I want you guys to guess where this sprite comes from
No cheating
Not you quinn you know
blazing field
one eyed sans
valid crypt
Ur mum
spice hound
its from ravager totally
blazing field
post moon lord snow biome enemy
lapis oak
yes this will be rev+ eoc
You're the best
spice hound
sansta
kindred night
no way theyre adding post moon lord content
spice hound
calamity would never
blazing field
since post ml is lacking so much in enemy content, they were gonna add one eyed sans as a new enemy
but unfortunately it went unused
goodbye one eyed sans
barren nacelle
It's from Lecherous Orb, which for some reason has really well done gore sprites
spice hound
chair gore
barren nacelle
I think they couldve gotten away with just giving it a dust poof death but they locked in
kindred night
that's gore of my comfort character
still bluff
why would you post goreo f my comfort chair
blazing field
It's from Lecherous Orb, which for some reason has really well done gore sprites
they reused some of one eyed sans's assets for it since they were really well made and they didnt want them to go to waste
spice hound
also the sprite works of the gores for most stuff are really good also like really well done
blazing field
justice for one eyed sans
spice hound
like this looks so cool and its just for ares gore
blazing field
add him in cowards
kindred night
the average gore has a better sprite than current yharon
blazing field
anyways gn
kindred night
those skull clouds but mechanized
blazing field
make surwe to drink water and get sunlight
valid crypt
anyways gn
Drops a cup of water on your bed
kindred night
make surwe to drink water and get sunlight
like a plant
kindred night
Drops a cup of water on your bed
stops the water before it hits them
frail owl
make surwe to drink water and get sunlight
who is surwe?
valid crypt
Explodes you with my mind
spice hound
kindred night
Explodes you with my mind before you can explode me with your mind
valid crypt
💥
lean relic
Don't worry guys he is smiling
barren nacelle
Sepulcher holds the record for most gores dedicated to one enemy with 28
kindred night
Brings you back to life because that was quite mean
twin juniper
Amidis
kindred night
Sepulcher holds the record for most gores dedicated to one enemy with 28
sepulcher is indeed quite big
barren nacelle
The file is just called Amidias.png so I'm pretty sure this is just him canonically
barren nacelle
Sepulcher holds the record for most gores dedicated to one enemy with 28
I haven't counted but I'm p-sure Ares is second and Thanatos third
spice hound
wait theres files that aren't shown yet called "Bumblehead" and stuff so like are they bumblebirb lore
kindred night
false dragons are lwk better than the real dragons
spice hound
I killed the bandit
kindred night
wyrms, follies >>
kindred night
I killed the bandit
thats quite mean
what did they do to you
they literally give you free money back
spice hound
they criminal
but like the spritework on some of the gores are so cool, like ares' gores are so cool looking
is it meant to be that the large bluish things are like the insides turned into miracle matter
valid crypt
false dragons are lwk better than the real dragons
Not even false dragons they just actual dragons
kindred night
is it meant to be that the large bluish things are like the insides turned into ...
exo prism
spice hound
I meant to big blue root-like things
valid crypt
I think it is meant to be reminiscent of miracle matter
kindred night
uhhhh
barren nacelle
It's supposed to be actual miracle matter
spice hound
barren nacelle
Fun Fact! Wulfrum enemies share a pool of 11 gores (Labelled WulfrumEnemyGore 1-11), however every wulfrum enemy has 1-2 gores unique to them. The only exception to this rule is Wulfrum Rover, which has.... no unique gores. Poor Rover.
spice hound
wait does ares have a flamethrower like i can't remember him having one and this is called flamethrowergore
spice hound
Fun Fact! Wulfrum enemies share a pool of 11 gores (Labelled WulfrumEnemyGore 1-...
justice for my goat wulfrum rover
barren nacelle
wait does ares have a flamethrower like i can't remember him having one and this...
Ares Plasma Cannon is referred to as Plasma Flamethrower internally
barren nacelle
Fun Fact! Wulfrum Metal Scrap's pre-Brainstorm sprite still exists in game as a gore for the Wulfrum Treasure Pinger!
spice hound
woh
barren nacelle
UPDATE
Rover does have gores
Theyre just
Separate from every other wulfrum enemy gore
spice hound
also hmmm this is interesting
I don't recall these things
did the devs forget to remove these since sso got delayed
oh theres ones for the other sunken sea sub biomes too
kindred night
some sso things were just added in for the fucks of it
spice hound
why are these rainbow
high scaffold
I think those are paint
lapis oak
Fun and whimsy
kindred night
Pride month
spice hound
gay leaves (/pos)
high scaffold
Painted trees drop painted leaves
kindred night
oh
spice hound
I love how some gores are just kind of literally part of a mob's sprite like this
high scaffold
Its been a while since they told us that hogs will go wild
spice hound
the swines are going to be calm
wait why are there gores listed for "kylie" who is this kylie unused character alert totally
barren nacelle
why are these rainbow
Paint, the only real sprite is the one on the far left
spice hound
wait why are there wyvern gores listed does calamity add some
spice hound
ah
barren nacelle
Reload the page I added some sources
high scaffold
Imagine if gores had some actual physics to them
spice hound
wait what is the DoT gores that are listed
high scaffold
And didnt just roll around
lean relic
also hmmm this is interesting
I don't recall these things
did the devs forget t...
I guess its time to post sso tile chart again huh
barren nacelle
wait what is the DoT gores that are listed
Cosmic Guardian
spice hound
why are they called DoT though then
spice hound
is that real
valid crypt
is that real
Yep
spice hound
barren nacelle
Originally they were called "Just another worm boss" and then "Devourer of Thots" until the original Sunken Sea update where they got their "current" name
I say current in quotes because
Kill
lean relic
barren nacelle
Yeah, poor girl
spice hound
when you bite your tongue
barren nacelle
I LOVE the driftwood rubble you get it from
frail owl
bleh
spice hound
but like why is her tongue stabbed by her tooth why did she do that is she stupid?
frail owl
so silly
spice hound
saxophone-looking gore
barren nacelle
You're never gonna believe this
spice hound
they should turn that into a weapon
spice hound
also I never knew ares actually had like a spine but like the gore does show he does which is interesting
lean relic
Why did draedon made those, is he stupid?
spice hound
kindred night
Wires
barren nacelle
Also Ravager's left and right hands have different gores fsr
kindred night
barren nacelle
Awful vein like wires
spice hound
wait but what does ravager's spine look like
kindred night
Next update
They're adding Japanese piezoelectric technology
Which turns electricity into steps
spice hound
in illmeris their turning prisms into electricity
barren nacelle
wait but what does ravager's spine look like
reload the page
frail owl
WAIT WHY DOES AUREUSHAVE VEINS huh
spice hound
barren nacelle
Go to the search bar and search File:ScavengerBody2.png
barren nacelle
Burrower
Internal name is Deconstructer MK1 cuz there might be 2 more tiers of it in the future
spice hound
ahh and would the three of them be called like deconstructers as a group or something
frail tapir
ahh and would the three of them be called like deconstructers as a group or some...
it is a group
barren nacelle
ahh and would the three of them be called like deconstructers as a group or some...
Yeah, originally it was just gonna be called Deconstructor Mk1 outright but because the fate of its sibilings is nebulous it's been dubbed Burrower
hardy gulch
i really hope the other 2 make it in because they are good enemy design
im not joking
barren nacelle
Truesies
Question, why are there 2 near identical sprites for the discarded shell produced by Animosity
spice hound
okay the burrower lore having what looks like mysteriouscircuitry is really neat
spice hound
when the circuitry are mysterious
polar tide
happy to see gores appreciation in here i think theyre really fun and interesting
the draedon gores show that he has like, a ribcage of sorts. which is fascinating to me
spice hound
I love gore they looks so gorgeous
pseudo vector
earnest jewel
the draedon gores show that he has like, a ribcage of sorts. which is fascinatin...
All the better to prevent EMPs.
spice hound
Also I have a feeling this wasn’t fully intended to be in the update since it doesn’t look like the sea minnows current sprite
polar tide
the eyeball hanging out is brutal like you really beat the shit out of this fish
earnest jewel
At least her head doesn't get used as a trophy.
cunning sequoia
thats a clean cut at least
amber egret
the eyeball hanging out is brutal like you really beat the shit out of this fish
if i say this is Too brutal will i be scorned
this is cartoonishly gory for a midhardmode boss
polar tide
im sleepy
amber egret
as am i
pulsar cobalt
Also I have a feeling this wasn’t fully intended to be in the update since it do...
yeah
they flew under the radar in the desunkening
spice hound
Yeah sea minnows also had like the wrong item sprite too right
pulsar cobalt
maybe
theres also superheated obsidian which i think the devs just forgot about since it never had an item made for it
pulsar cobalt
happy to see gores appreciation in here i think theyre really fun and interestin...
gores are so sad. like what do you mean it can take so long to make one and yet even an astute person can see what it is for like a whole second of their existence
solemn crest
And when seen they’re flipping and spinning
hollow harness
mm terraria overhaul
wise bolt
thorn pier
gore of my comfort character
pulsar cobalt
Speaking of gore, deus gore sprite was recently added iirc
"recently"
spice hound
That nearly being 2 years a go is crazy
Also like wouldn’t they be non-canon
Since deus is canonically alive still after we beat it or so,ething
frail owl
<:deuceased:1470086302530797751>
nooo bubby
pulsar cobalt
they were waiting to be released for nearly 2 years before 2.1 came out
wise bolt
Also like wouldn’t they be non-canon
im pretty sure yeah bt its incrediblt funny to me
we're beating a poor sick worm to death for the love of the game 🥹
lean relic
"recently"
Fuck
BH is 2 years ago already??
frail owl
i must save bubby from a harrowing death
