calamity-update-talk

[tropic jolt]

horrors

[frail tapir]

cursed pig

[amber egret]

i wonder who that guy in the screenshot is

[lone gyro]

honk

[kindred night]

throws dimensional soul artifact at you

[amber egret]

terrifying

[ashen pivot]

bro that's

[kindred night]

when stickerbored AND ME translated that 🤣

[grim pecan]

new reforge coming in 2.2

[amber egret]

imagine i scribbled out he and put They

[kindred night]

Perfectly balanced

[kindred night]

Yay!

[distant raft]

yknow this would probably actually have uses on like minishark or crystal bullets

[spice hound]

Summoners are gonna love this

Also like those weird magic sentry weapons

[cinder mural]

No speed melee weapons are crying seeing this

[spice hound]

But if this is actually gonna be a thing like it needs to not work for summons cos otherwise summoner would become the most insane class in the game once more

[white aurora]

fau

[vestal osprey]

Xyk is a great name for a reforge

[spice hound]

It does sound familiar but I can’t put my finger on it

[dry wave]

wheres yharim mark

[spice hound]

Yharim is right here! On the main menu

[polar tide]

yarmi :)

[spice hound]

Wait is the red thing on his head his hair or is it just a plume thing

[polar tide]

technically no canon answer for this because yharim's appearance under the armor is intentionally never going to be revealed at all but like i've always seen it as + drawn it as a plume

i like to think the helmet has the big fluffy plume but also underneath the helmet he has gorgeous flowing locks

[hazy pine]

FACT: Yharim is actually Draedon. He committed genocide because he was bored.

[polar tide]

failed to make me laugh. you're going in the gulag sorry

[hazy pine]

yeah i'm just killing you

siiiggghhh tough crowd

[spice hound]

Clearly when you take yharims mask off he has a smaller identical mask underneath

[vestal osprey]

Its masks all the way down

[dull heart]

'once more' as if it isn't still the most insane

[spice hound]

Very fair it is like miles ahead of the other classes rn

[dull heart]

holy cow it's already 3am what

NTE and CZN devoured my day

[iron dew]

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but its actually been the squirrel from fargo's behind the yharim mask this entire time, and not draedon (unlike popular belief

[spice hound]

That would be a crazy plot twist

[iron dew]

this is what yharim ACTUALLY looks like without the armor

[spice hound]

But what is under the top hat

[iron dew]

Fargo Himself (a boss harder than anything the base game has to offer)

[fathom girder]

a "boss"

watered down touhou isn't a boss

2 second long tells isn't a boss

[plush carbon]

Is this Emode slander

[spice hound]

Slandering fargo’s mod in front of someone who says a fargo dev in their bio is kinda crzy

[plush carbon]

Thats the kinda energy i respect honestly

Also

[plush carbon]

The humble Gensokyo Mod just got the biggest collateral

Eviscerated and they werent even part of the convo

[spice hound]

I forgot about gensokyo

Such an interesting mod looking back

[shut granite]

can we add in n out burger to calamity

[hard copper]

That’s just the corruption

[main estuary]

can we add the impossible burger to calamity

[fathom girder]

I know what I like

It helps to mention that it's of course an opinion and that the devs can do whatever they want

[plush carbon]

i lowk agree.

[fathom girder]

It's a critique i've had for the mod for awhile, though I like to embellish it lul

But it's also a completely different design philosophy to how i would do bosses so it's really a case of me not being their audience

[coarse hornet]

Soooo

The signus rework sprites are done-?

[polar tide]

lol no????????

where on earth did you get that impression

[plush carbon]

Where did you get that

[pseudo vector]

they're not done lol

[solemn crest]

Man, Signus kinda reminds me of Xûr

[tribal isle]

gd 2.2 dropped before calamity 2.2 🤔

[solemn crest]

What a calamity

[dusty tinsel]

Hog

[solemn crest]

🍅

[urban star]

They are done

Trust me I would know

[tropic jolt]

dont worry everyone I went ahead finished all the sprites

[solemn crest]

There’s sprite?

I am kinda thirsty 🤔

[tropic jolt]

sorry I drinked them all

[hasty tangle]

was

[solemn crest]

[ashen pivot]

something that would be really funny but also completely unnecessary is if the old lord claymore did double damage if you hit an enemy with an overhead swing while landing on the ground after jumping

or

in simpler terms

a minecraft critical hit

[dry aurora]

Yo are they gonna add new bosses to calamity?

[ashen pivot]

yea

will be a while tho

devs gotta sort out all the other shit fab put in the mod first

[distant raft]

1 guaranteed

2 maybe

[dense sundial]

Nice potshots bro

[lapis oak]

8 bosses will be added

[amber egret]

cogwork dancers and whatever the verdania version is called

[dense sundial]

2.0 may or may not bring you within the purview of our audience…

[amber egret]

clover dancers

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/miloie-cat-kitten-goobab-small-gif-11098941617683347434

[ashen pivot]

that thing can't be human bro

[fathom girder]

Ooo alright

[versed heart]

Wdym it's clearly a human

[thorn pier]

you cant be a human bro

[ashen pivot]

how did you know 👽

[hollow harness]

is this the rage against the machine guy

[ashen pivot]

no clue

might be kwebbelkop

[thorn pier]

vlorp boop zeep 👽

bro

[ashen pivot]

👎

[amber egret]

off with his head!

[fierce nebula]

Mrbest??

[arctic cliff]

everytime someone posts a mrbeast video, 100,000 more people watch Folding Ideas's videos on MrBeast

[dense sundial]

oh wait have you heard anything about 2.0 at all

is it infodump time

[drowsy current]

we're adding the dprk

[fathom girder]

It may be infodump time

[tropic jolt]

fabsol prepared us for mrbeast

[solemn crest]

Does he know he exists?

[spark kiln]

prolly the finished looking signus sprite and that being like 4 years ago

[tropic jolt]

I wonder what else happened 4 years ago

[vivid hemlock]

[pulsar cobalt]

we should kill you

[dull heart]

yknow whats done

[vivid hemlock]

😊

[pulsar cobalt]

@ done

[dull heart]

@‌done_22

oh thanks discord

[tropic jolt]

comedy gold

[thorn pier]

@done_21_

[frail owl]

daily cat where?

[desert garnet]

^

[velvet nacelle]

No cat for you

Wait you're fargo

[frail owl]

fuck you

[velvet nacelle]

alright sorry

[frail owl]

too wrinkly

[desert garnet]

[frail owl]

too peevish

1/10 L car

[desert garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232864305314005062/1494823090872647741/SPOILER_WalkingCat_064232.gif

[velvet nacelle]

no go away im scared

why is it so close

and real cat sized

and im getting offtopic

[desert garnet]

its a real cat

[frail owl]

it's looking inside

[desert garnet]

for him, we are in the computer

[velvet nacelle]

For him, we are food

[solemn crest]

There’s two wires?

[lapis oak]

Six seven

[solemn crest]

🍅

[digital coral]

im your rich dead uncle mr beast or smth now i guess

[earnest jewel]

Mr. Beast... Is dead media?

[fathom girder]

Good..

[dusty tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-mods-fossilize-this-user-mods-gif-14547219816455503839

[arctic cliff]

mods, turn this user into kiriscule

[molten grove]

i made this gif with an edited version of calmain btw, not an addon
this is teccccccchnically a calamity item demo gif

[pulsar cobalt]

the fabled ogscule branch of calamity mod

[tropic jolt]

what the freak...

[earnest jewel]

Oh great, now we have a coconut of our own.

[dusk bronze]

again???

[wooden blade]

scams are still around i see

[hushed hazel]

far as anyone can tell they're not going anywhere

[hard copper]

Have they added rokos basilisk yet?

[echo pier]

Just finished a malice mode playthrough, this is my opinion about the difficulty of terraria calamity bosses in malice mode

[arctic cliff]

roko's basilisk when overdone's amidias rolls up (they are going to be retconned from existence if they dare harm overdone)

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-invincible-season-4-oliver-behind-gif-7275725273397757851

[ashen pivot]

deerclops over yharon is insane

what goes on in malice mode

[echo pier]

Everything

literally

try it yourself and you'll see

[grave geyser]

malice yhon is so funny

[ashen pivot]

what does he do

[echo pier]

The arena he generates is much smaller

[grave geyser]

the borders are uhhh

a little close

[ashen pivot]

how close

[distant raft]

iirc 56 blocks between

both of them are visible at all times at 1080p

[ashen pivot]

yea i'm not playing malice mode

[echo pier]

In malice mode if you don't do the aquatic scourge pre hardmode, then you ain't beating Wall of flesh

[ashen pivot]

evil ass gamemode bro

[dull heart]

is this ftw or GFB malice

I assume ftw

[echo pier]

ftw

[dull heart]

I should make the camera lock in the center of the arena

[ashen pivot]

gfb is shitpost sim

[dull heart]

That'd be peak

[ashen pivot]

🔥

[echo pier]

Yeah, you literally can get post moonlord weapons after just beating the brain of cthulhu

[tropic jolt]

how did you get a picture of me?

[ashen pivot]

no clue bro

[lyric vortex]

Is that Kwebbelkop? What happen to him

[ashen pivot]

i'm pretty sure it is

[silent wren]

he went full into ai slop

[ashen pivot]

^^

[lyric vortex]

Damn

[lyric vortex]

Like making videos off of ai slop or actually becoming the ai?

[ashen pivot]

deadass became an ai

[lyric vortex]

[lyric vortex]

Well he probably hasn't even had to actually work long before ai happened so I'm not surprised he's just doing bullshit

[rare tinsel]

a ton of hardcore and 100 days videos like those are cheated

[lyric vortex]

Also did the ai rule get revoked or we can't post ai slop still?

[lyric vortex]

Me when I just set the day counter to like 90 days then just do some building for a couple hours

Also cheating in Minecraft is so ehhhhh

[rare tinsel]

i wanna do one of those 100 days videos but I take the piss out of it and bury myself in a hole for a few hours

[lyric vortex]

Like there is absolute nothing that is necessary to cheat in Minecraft for

[desert garnet]

Ye

[rare tinsel]

ad revenue

[lyric vortex]

Like that guy who inhaled carbon monoxide everytime he died in a Minecraft Speedrun

[lyric vortex]

[lyric vortex]

Okay maybe not nothing, but off the top of my head it's probably just finding coordinates of things or maybe getting the sniffer eggs

[dusk bronze]

sniffer eggs aren't that hard to get if you know where a desert is

[lyric vortex]

True

While nothing Minecraft is actually hard to me, it's unnecessary lengthy sometimes and annoying

[earnest jewel]

Sniffers are my favourite Calamity mob.

[lyric vortex]

Like not having respiration when archaeologizing the sus sand

[lyric vortex]

What are those?

[rare tinsel]

It’s a nickname for something called “offtopic conversation”

[dusk bronze]

kid named pufferfish

[lyric vortex]

Oh my bad, I thought the offtopic rules weren't really enforced that much anymore from what I've seen

[dusk bronze]

chromity what does this mean

[plush carbon]

my islander asked me for the name of a villain

i said fabsol

[hidden ridge]

I let fabsol down, I downloaded calamity fables 😔

[steep path]

I was gonna say "speech bubble __" but I can't think of anything that fits

[plush carbon]

this interaction proceeded to happen

[steep path]

Speech bubble whichever peppa pig character this is

[night compass]

delphine donkey

[hushed hazel]

insane image

[rare tinsel]

it’s cool
it’s only really problematic if there’s another, on-topic conversation happening at the time
But it is still technically breaking the rules so if someone comes here asking about something calamity related then yeah it’ll become problematic

[lyric vortex]

Okay, understood

[hushed hazel]

i'm s-sorry... fabsol-sama.... i let you down..... forgive... me.........................................

[rare tinsel]

fabsol was shot dead in a confrontation with the vietkong

didnt you hear?

[hushed hazel]

no...,. this can't be.....

[tropic jolt]

fabsol became green

[hushed hazel]

the mold

[spice hound]

Greensol

[dusk bronze]

pinesol

[spice hound]

Mega Fabsol Z

[misty wren]

the z refers to how we all fall asleep during his boss fights

[dull heart]

HI

[plush carbon]

Further context; Withered Foxy did an impression of Fabsol, and it wasn't well received.

[cunning sequoia]

damn

my goat withered foxy is washed

[karmic drift]

Now they're clean

[thorn bloom]

i feel like im going to get crucified for asking this but... anybody know a general timeframe for the next big calamity mod update?

[tropic jolt]

prepare to die 😡

[vagrant wind]

in 47 seconds

[thorn pier]

prepare to die edition

[tropic jolt]

next update is probably hog wild and i'd expect it maybe in june to celebrate the mods birthday

[tropic jolt]

then 1.4.5 update after but outside of that we dont know anything

[opaque plume]

hogs within the next few months next major update idk probably like fall atleast

[blazing field]

it came to me in a dream

[opaque plume]

my prediction with absolutely no substance to it is the next major update is the evil 2 dragonfolly tierswap which will release either very late this year or early next year but i have no idea

[dense sundial]

i think sky update next is reasonable and that would be a good time to do hives shift because it would inherently shift folly

hives could also just temporarily be there with folly tho

[dusk bronze]

Soon™

[vocal kelp]

thats right

skyfoly dude

skyfolly

[tropic jolt]

maybe, but that would require at least two major boss reworks and one minor one

which is a lot

[arctic cliff]

still, i think its an important change to get outta the way

it gets three oddly designed bosses into better spots

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/please-kitten-gif-11673013

[buoyant pulsar]

@lapis oak yo do u have a resource or something i can use for weapon reworks in brainstorm

i know theres a chart just trying to figure out what run i wanna do and curious if u have anything

[hasty tangle]

how many seconds?

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-agent-47-gif-14272709568167148934

[buoyant pulsar]

i wish spears were good

[lapis oak]

what

I don't get the question

[buoyant pulsar]

like uuhhh

recommendations

[lapis oak]

idk use everything

that's what I did

[dull heart]

all the stuff I worked on

[lyric trellis]

My favorite weapon navy fishing pole

[buoyant pulsar]

yo moab got a rework??

thats fire

[dull heart]

not a rework you can just turn off wings now

[buoyant pulsar]

oh

makes sense

[blazing field]

i highly doubt theyd do 3 boss reworks in one update tbh

specially when i think each one of those boss reworks is already more effort than both DoG and BoC

simply becasue DoG and BoC are kind of just a programming + game design hassle

not to undervalue those or anything

but folly and evil2 would also need their new assets

[buoyant pulsar]

can i get the brainstorm rework chart

that kiri made

[blazing field]

evil2 specially i feel

would be immensely iterative and look nothing like they do right now

i can see perfs and hive mind in one update dedicated to evil biome stuff

and i can see dragonfolly in one update dedicated to sky stuff

what i can't see though is all 3 of them together

i think its more likely that it'll just be either or and the other stays as is for the time being

[dusty tinsel]

So there will be a time when they are both at the same tier

[blazing field]

will be very funny if it happens

[blazing field]

specially when you consider that also implies both of the sky and evil biome content stuff too 😭

theoretically you COULD just have the bosses without the other content but like

for evil2 specially i think that's feel really bad

you gotta have some new post ml evil biome stuff if you're gonna have those guys in there

lore buildup and whatnot too given how important they arer

[lyric trellis]

We’re adding evil3 first

[vestal osprey]

3?

[dull heart]

Evil7

[polar tide]

Evil0

[grave geyser]

june first 2016?

[buoyant pulsar]

ty

[blazing field]

each update going forward will add a new evil

next major update will have the long awaited evil2 rework

then going forward we'll have evil3, evil4, evil5, evil6, etc.

[polar tide]

correct

[blazing field]

once we reach evil22 i will be shot and killed

specifically me

please don't reach evil22

[tropic jolt]

its time

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/you-can-take-it-from-my-cold-dead-hands-kitten-bottle-hungry-drinking-gif-485448559403939662

[opaque plume]

the 22ferators

[lyric trellis]

22 updates left sorry

[arctic cliff]

but... we already have evil 1 and evil 2

so... wouldn't we eventually get evil24?

that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1388339606373793926/1498857218202796162/togif.gif

[opaque plume]

if evil 1 and 2 were so good why didnt they made evil 3?

ok well neither of those were so good except 2.1+ boc

[misty wren]

the hallow

[urban cloak]

https://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/terraria-state-of-the-game-april-2026.149765/

[dusk bronze]

[buoyant pulsar]

the hawg

what we thinking chat

[fluid frost]

thats cool

wish i could build like that

well i kinda can in minecraft but not terraria

[buoyant pulsar]

heres what you do

take all the architecture knowledge and every professional terraria build and all the concepts of geometry and conventional beauty

and throw them out the window

[hollow harness]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAGH NEW SUMMON

[buoyant pulsar]

and then curb stomp them and throw them in a blender and drink them

[fluid frost]

and just go ham

[buoyant pulsar]

exactly

the hawg part came after

[fluid frost]

let my creative flow like i do in minecraft

[buoyant pulsar]

i just started building bullshit and then i was like damn this kinda looks like a pig

[fluid frost]

then boom

pig

[buoyant pulsar]

heres the other one i made

[urban cloak]

its so silly i love it

[fluid frost]

raygun?

[buoyant pulsar]

beetle

[fluid frost]

oh i see it

[hollow harness]

also new mage weapon

likely,

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710583926560915530/1499610252369330236/sotg_apr2026_2_5mb.gif?ex=69f56c61&is=69f41ae1&hm=99a3bfba13969d75317aa8e86000986bb106499507c60fbc0c4893bcb7e21708&

[urban cloak]

the piranhas dropped mana stars so ye

more love to early game mage is always welcome 🙏

[hollow harness]

item sprite

they cooking with early-game mage

also new item I guess

looks similar to the empress master mode light pet but it's not,

[amber egret]

gold and sapphire item ?

[dusk bronze]

magiluminescence upgrade 😋

[rich ginkgo]

id kill for that

[arctic cliff]

mana rose material

[hollow harness]

Please no

[dull heart]

Why does that daybloom look genuinely really strong

[hollow harness]

They might be playing on Classic

[dusty tinsel]

What is daybloom from lol

Oh vanilla

[proper tundra]

The herb?

[spice hound]

Is it a daybloom thing or a sunflower thing

[proper tundra]

Oh hold on did the vanilla devs just forget they already called something daybloom

[spice hound]

It def called something else than just “daybloom”

Maybe like daybloom wand

Wait what if they make wands for each herb

[dusty tinsel]

The daybloomer Daybloom

[proper tundra]

Oh its a wand based on the herb

But yeah i hope the name isnt just daybloom

[spice hound]

It won’t be relogic isn’t that insane

[proper tundra]

Wdym?

[spice hound]

I meant to say dumb

They’re not gonna name a weapon a name of another item

But I can’t wait for the reveal this is actually a melee weapon

[frail owl]

daily calamity cat pic

[spice hound]

Heres some photo of my cats if you want a cat pic

[frail owl]

grumpy weasels

[spice hound]

Thats them as babies they’re fully grown now

[dusty tinsel]

crunch tasty snack

[spice hound]

No don’t do that you’lk get a hairball

[arctic cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-fish-eating-kiss-gif-4265427435063696043

[spice hound]

Is this footage of the dragon of gluttony

[arctic cliff]

no that’s adel

https://tenor.com/view/nightreign-elden-ring-nightreign-elden-ring-meme-elden-ring-nightreign-meme-boss-gif-4122943803824445922

[blazing field]

something something final update something something

[placid kite]

Did the tier list updatw finally

[dusk bronze]

a while ago

[placid kite]

Where is it again

[dusk bronze]

sigh

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10bgBHu7apfftITBOQVJrtYCiakZVGC4reJcvfJqMBEM/edit?usp=drivesdk

[polar token]

ich bin heidlburger

[agile latch]

would you trust this kind merchant enough to buy his wares

[spice hound]

He looks trustworthy

[dusk bronze]

yes
definitely
absolutely

[spice hound]

Also are those two pigs stacked on top of each-other gonna be like two piggies in a trench coat or did you just put two piggies on top of each-other

[blazing field]

He's real

Of course i would. I need my Concoction after all.

[lyric trellis]

Trustworthy

[agile latch]

yae he is two piggies on a trench coat

they wear a wolf/horrible hog mask to hide their face too

[dusk bronze]

🔥

[agile latch]

but i will save that for shimmer

[opaque plume]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

in the corner 😭

[spice hound]

🔥

[dusk bronze]

triangle this is peak but stop spoiling everything

[agile latch]

true

been a while since i last posted though

[dusk bronze]

that's just the mega mammoth

[spice hound]

Wait so this pig guys gonna get a shimmered form

[blazing field]

tbf it is content for the next update atleast so its not like these are Dev Plans ™ for 20 years away

[dusk bronze]

true

[opaque plume]

triangle leak yharim sprite NOW

[blazing field]

hey triangle

[spice hound]

No the hog update will totally take like 20 years to make

[blazing field]

can you post the new devourer of jods (new post yharim boss, devourer of god's father) sprite

thanks man

[opaque plume]

post xerocxus deity of emptiness sprite

[agile latch]

actually

i can just make it be a dancing fishron

[blazing field]

user when they found out there is an actual god of emptiness in the lore

[agile latch]

the town pet will get a royal skin anyway that is a pigron/ fishron

[opaque plume]

i know

[blazing field]

ohhhh town pet skins for the pig will be awesome

what are the planned variants

can there be a red river hog variant please thanks

i like red river h

hogs

theyre very pretty

[opaque plume]

its so funny how theres lore of like several gods that will not have like any content in game

[blazing field]

i mean they will

[spice hound]

I knew thered be variants of pig pet

[blazing field]

even the dead ones

just wont have like, boss fights

[still bluff]

who's jod

[opaque plume]

i mean i guess maybe mentions or items

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/jod-gif-22535623

[dusk bronze]

[blazing field]

cutscenes, enviromental stuff, etc

theres alot you can do

[opaque plume]

whos adding cutscenes to calamity

[still bluff]

understandable no further questions

[dusk bronze]

:cluebed:

[blazing field]

why do people disregard the possibility of cutscenes for calamity

[spice hound]

Theres definitely ways for them to be shown

[blazing field]

alotta mods do it already

[spice hound]

Like statues around the world could like depict them

[blazing field]

ye

[opaque plume]

i guess i dont think of those as like cutscenes

when i hear cutscene i think like silksong animated scenes lmao

[spice hound]

There could be stuff similar to the draedon logs which are like scrolls describing them

[blazing field]

theres alot of ways to have characters that are Dead and not directly encountered still be a part of a narrative

even in a sandbox game like terraria

[dusk bronze]

books

👍

[still bluff]

one day sunken sea will release and will have a ton of that (2035)

[blazing field]

anyways bedtime im heading to bed im bed

i am Admin, heading to bed

[dusk bronze]

hi cheese

[blazing field]

goodbye

nya

[blazing field]

WHY ARE YOU ME

[still bluff]

hi xzier

[blazing field]

ok bed time good night

[agile latch]

so far the planned ones are divine (divine swine ), horrible (horrible hog ), wild (wild drooling hog boar ), base and royal (fishron/pigron)

[opaque plume]

gn

[spice hound]

It will clearly release in 2550 since in leet thats 2SSO

[dusk bronze]

gn

[still bluff]

you're admin wdym

[dusk bronze]

teacup pig trust

[spice hound]

Hear me out minecraft pig skin

Maybe with a crown

[opaque plume]

i genuinely want to know what the big elephant is for

mount???

[still bluff]

that's the mega mammoth dragon

[spice hound]

There for the mod silly

[dusk bronze]

mega mammoth dragon

[spice hound]

mega mammoth dragon

[blazing field]

I think
Variants based of irl pig species would be cooler than having them all be memes personally

Wild boar and fishron r cool tho

[opaque plume]

divine swine is peak

[blazing field]

Im in bed now

Phone hard to type

[dusk bronze]

skissue

[agile latch]

i mean its not really memes

but the existing variants ingame

wild boar would just be a piggy version with fur

actually mammoth version could be cute but a mammoth town pet has potential too as a separate thing..

ice towns need content

[spice hound]

I kinda hope the variants of piggy town pet could potentially all be in the world at once

[agile latch]

it follows cat and dog economy so only one per world i think

instead of the slimes

[spice hound]

Like I know vanilla’s town pets are one type in the world at once but I want to have a ton of piggies

[agile latch]

tbh the salesman is 2 piggies so maybe.. but guh

[spice hound]

I wonder what would happen if you knocked over pigfy salesman but what about by throwing some birds at it to knock it over maybe even angry ones

[dusk bronze]

doze add the draconic swarmer

[spice hound]

I do wonder what the names for the piggies will be

[dusk bronze]

john pork

that's it it's just john pork

[spice hound]

I feel like reuben would be a good one

Chris P. bacon

Wait hear me out make one of the names Hogatron

[blazing field]

Maybe horrible/divine could be special variants made by sprinkling the respective powders on it

And there could be two variants based off real pigs in their place,,, more sprites tbough

Spirits town scarab is based of all sort of irl beetles with 1 variant based of scarabeus and i really like it

And i like pigs .

[buoyant pulsar]

the hawg

[blazing field]

River variant based of red river hog and Tusked variant based of Babirusa trust,,

[spice hound]

Make one of the pig skins ms piggy

[frail owl]

great tusk?

[blazing field]

Wuh

[spice hound]

Great tusk is a pokemon

[frail owl]

go my choice scarf set that has a 4% chance of appearing in randbats

[blazing field]

I was talking about irl babirusas

Awesome beast

[spice hound]

Okay I’m gonna be honest to any non pokemon player that does sound utterly uncomprensible

[frail owl]

incomprehensible but yes

i'm an abrasive asshole though so their quibble is irrelevant

[spice hound]

Competitive pokemon memes and language is like so hard to understand

[frail owl]

arceus-steel (arceus-flying)

[spice hound]

It is funny how inneffective that strat should be but people just trust its actually steel

[frail owl]

oh and tera blast got booted from ou

dragonite is gonna fall off now

...fat chance

[distant raft]

genuinely incomprehensible to anyone who doesnt play

[frail owl]

geezing smoking that fat blunt

[spice hound]

Its also like specifically singles competetive player honestly vgc would be very confused by what that image is trying to portray since I have no fucking clue whats going on there

[frail owl]

like your typical courteous british gentleman

[frail owl]

double hog

[distant raft]

would you like an explanation

[spice hound]

Hog^2

[frail owl]

what's the top hog doing there?

[agile latch]

would you buy from this local merchant

[frail owl]

no

[spice hound]

Yes

[grim pecan]

maybe

[spice hound]

I love to support local businesses

[frail owl]

does geezing deviate from neutralizing gas in ou?

[agile latch]

just for mask ref

[distant raft]

i dont think so

[agile latch]

since he is meant to be wearing a horrible hog mask sort of

[frail owl]

yeah fair enough

[spice hound]

They skinned a horrible hog for the maskc

[frail owl]

is that as occultist hog?

[agile latch]

update hopefully coming out very soon so dont matter much, he is the shady salesman

[frail owl]

the visage resembles frog with ears

[agile latch]

who sell you delightful wares

[frail owl]

delightful wires?

[spice hound]

Is he going to like move in or is he like travelling merchant

[agile latch]

yes he sell you industrial grade copper wires

[agile latch]

he "moves in" but in a diferent way

[grim pecan]

who's to say...

[agile latch]

but initially he is like travelling merchant

[spice hound]

It would be fire if he only shows up at night

[frail owl]

maybe it's statis converting to hogism

[agile latch]

well

that is his thing

[frail owl]

where's everyone?

uhhhhh

[spice hound]

I’m so smart I knew it

[frail owl]

shady salesman

[spice hound]

Also I wonder what would happen if they die like what if the two piggies actually start running away

[frail owl]

can i eat pork in front of him?

or will he smite me?

[spice hound]

they’ll ask for some

But they look like a delightful and jolly fellow to be around I’ll be delighted to be in their aquantence

[blazing field]

Hogwild september october

[spice hound]

They look like they’d be huggable

[amber egret]

they look like they enjoy parades

[agile latch]

idk how i will animate him though

he is 2 piggies on a trenchcoat and super cloaked

🥹

[dusk bronze]

make him slide across the ground like a concrete block

[spice hound]

It would be funny if like he visibly like wobbles while moving cos the piggies are unstable

[frail owl]

again, frog with ears

[spice hound]

Wait a moment
frOG
hOG

[blazing field]

I imagine it'd be a slide forwards with his lower and top halves having some noticeable disconnect

Bottom goes forward, top goes backwards and vice versa

[spice hound]

It would probably help to give him a pig nose

[frail owl]

hi there 🧀 woman

[agile latch]

would be too on the nose

no pun intended

[spice hound]

I guess yeah

[agile latch]

maybe though

[spice hound]

Maybe like small tusks like horrible hogs big teeths

I wonder how they would slot into npc happiness

[dusk bronze]

likes tax collector

[spice hound]

I’d assume they’d maybe like zoologist (being pigs and all)

[dusk bronze]

hates everyone else

[agile latch]

this is how you would look like if you were hog or chinese

[spice hound]

That does look more piggy

[dusk bronze]

it would be funny if the nostrils were the eyeholes

[frail owl]

bad piggy

[frail owl]

hi there cool dude #100

[dusk bronze]

hello

[spice hound]

I’d imagine they’d hate the angler because like it just feels right

[agile latch]

he hates the bandit

and loves the tax collector

(they are best friends )

[dusk bronze]

I KNEW IT

[spice hound]

I’m gonna make a crazy prediction, do they like princess

[agile latch]

he even made a statue in honor of the tax collector

[agile latch]

no, he dont like the laws the royalty places on the commerce

[frail owl]

can anyone here meow like a cat?

[dusk bronze]

what's it to ya

[spice hound]

Also are they like human-level intelligence or like are they as smart as normal pigs

[dusk bronze]

stopppp asking so many questions

[spice hound]

Sso many questions

[frail owl]

what

wires react me

[spice hound]

Also like I want to learn about these hogs, Or I’m gonna go hog wild

[fading kernel]

how to remove crimson effigy effect?

[rose laurel]

I think it'd be funnier if they liked her because they can very easily give her trinkets and manipulate her into making things easier for them

[agile latch]

he problably loves the tax collector. Likes the zoologist (guide to criter companionship), arms dealer (reasons you will know ingame), and the truffle (pigs like truffles ). he dislikes the pirate, the merchant (rival merchant) and goblin tinkerer (the money goes to the goblin instead to him and his wares). and he hates the bandit

[frail owl]

oink

[agile latch]

human level

pigs are quite smart animals too

[fading kernel]

how to remove crimson effigy effect?

[dusk bronze]

wrong channel i think

[fading kernel]

where should i ask

[dusk bronze]

#help-advice-read-pins

[fading kernel]

okay ty

[dusk bronze]

how horrible

[spice hound]

I am curious about they’re wares but I’ll stop poking my nose in places it shouldn’t be

[dusk bronze]

the sinister potion

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-cat-meow-meow-cat-gif-23738308

[west isle]

oh god dammit i was abt to post it 😭

[lusty orchid]

I forgot to ban and press delete all messahes

I had to go and delete every individual scam message 😭😭

[summer shore]

hog mild

[polar tide]

log filed

[iron dew]

fog styled

[polar tide]

cog child

[iron dew]

dog piled

[polar tide]

jog tiled

[solar hare]

morning midnight

[summer shore]

update delay?

[polar tide]

up late decay?

[summer shore]

upstate today?

[amber egret]

upmate allay?

[next sundial]

uprate away?

[spice hound]

Up cate few nay?

[fiery drum]

Updraft relay?

[thorny glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/meowing-marmalade-cole-and-marmalade-whining-mew-cat-meowing-gif-25706785

[high scaffold]

New early game mage and summoner weapon alert

It seems like summoner early game is getting even better

With what I assume to be a dirt golem

Also a daybloom weapon

1.4.5.7 might be ultra peak

They are also fixing annoyances in combat like enemies shooting you from behind the screen

[blazing field]

It's Me

[high scaffold]

I wonder if the mana flower will become an upgrade to the new vanila flower weapon

[urban cloak]

mehhh they can be separate

i feel like early game mage kinda struggles for reliable weapons so the additional variety is nice

if anything i feel like we should retheme mana rose cause its pretty dated rn

[spice hound]

I could see gleaming magnolia adding it to its recipe or something if they wanted to connect it to the mana rose line

[urban cloak]

yea daybloom would just replace mana rose in the magnolia recipe if that happened

[spice hound]

It is funny how arch amaryllis has two crafts post-prov which include 10 unholy essence and another post-prov material at a hardmode anvil (i know cos donor but still)

[blazing field]

itd be rather odd to have a wepaon upgrade itno an accessroy i think so probably not

maybe they could have like a unique interaction or osmething though i feel like thatd be cute

equip mana rose and the new earlygame mage flower weapon does uhhh five billion damage to purple slimes specficailly

yep

[spice hound]

Wait mana rose is a calamity weapon, mana flower is the accessory

[vivid hemlock]

[spice hound]

[blazing field]

i may be stupid

why are they. why

[spice hound]

Honestly calamity should definitely change its name it is very dumb

[pulsar cobalt]

✅

[blazing field]

@urban cloak fryzahh why are they named like that.

fryzahh can you push a new commit changing the name of mana rose please

thats really dumb and stupid and lame i dont think it should be called that.

[spice hound]

Magic Rose would be at least a bit better

[urban cloak]

2016 calamity was a different time

[blazing field]

dude Weaponized Mana Flower would be a better name its actually easier to distinguish and is funny

id take that over fuckin. Mana Rose

[spice hound]

But yeah its incredibly dumb

[urban cloak]

funnily enough you craft this weapon using nature's gift

[blazing field]

oh my god

:sob

[spice hound]

Also its recipe is just generally so dumb
Why does it need a mana star

Like every ingredient is kinda redundant

[pulsar cobalt]

ur putting a bunch of mana in it

[urban cloak]

i can kinda see the logic? like hey this accessory can be crafted into another but you can turn it into this cool weapon instead!!!

but the names are very similar and mana rose has like no sauce so

it just looks weird

[spice hound]

Just make it like a normal jungle craft like snapthorn and thorn chakram and jungle shirt

[hushed hazel]

name it the militarized mana flower and give it a military soldier helmet awkwardly placed on top of the rose

[blazing field]

thats true

[spice hound]

Wait hear me out what if we rename it arcane flower

[vivid hemlock]

what if we turned you into a flash of helium

[spice hound]

[hot pebble]

Hydrogen stars are real in Calamity

[earnest jewel]

Add cobalt stars to Calamity. No, I don't know what that would mean, just do it.

[spice hound]

Palladium stars when

The calamity wiki weapon page’s magic section is really dumb because like what counts as like a wand vs other since like theres no consistency with magic weapons in a group

Like why would mana rose be a “wand”

[earnest jewel]

Because it's like, a stick.

With a thing on the end.

[spice hound]

Why is undine’s retribution a wand

Its a spear

[hollow adder]

yeah but you don't use it like a spear
it's about the vibes

[spice hound]

Like its weird to try to classify magic stuff in that way

Also why list them as wands as the group while like more of them are called staffs rather than wands

[hollow adder]

so the other classes don't have all the fun ig

[spice hound]

Why would trying to make magic the more unqiue and varied class fit into the idea of trying to classify weapons

[earnest jewel]

What is a staff but a long wand?

[spice hound]

Its a short rod actually

[hard hearth]

its funny because it confuses people

😁

only true magepilled people will know the difference...

[blazing field]

mage weapon subclasses arent real

yoyos and spears sure those have a clear definition of how they work

same with flails

but tome wand staff etc are all entirely aesthethic and vibes based

[spice hound]

Magic guns (joke)

[vivid hemlock]

💣

[spice hound]

Holy moly is that a bomb like the one from terraria

[high scaffold]

Who do you think will be stronger, dirt golem or a wulfrum drone?

[spice hound]

Aren’t the like a pot golem not really “dirt’
I’d assume they’d be made of clay

[high scaffold]

Could be that too

It said "...get their hands dirty" and it does grow a sapling from itself so it realy could be both

Id assume both daybloom weapon and the new summon are both craftable cuz both mage and summoner are lacking an easily craftable early game weapon of that class

But I also have a theory that the daybloom might actualy be a collectable naturally occurring background object like mana flower and the nature's gift

Also 2 pals added in 1.4.5

[high scaffold]

I assume there may be starter bag changes when calamity updates to 1.4.5.7 (whenever it will happen, might as well be just the 1.4.5 port if the tmod will be ported to the most recent patch(if that the most recent patch be 1.4.5.7))

[tacit spoke]

Is yharim even in development cause I've heard a lot of rumors and nothing concrete

[hasty tangle]

he is not

and wont be for a very, very long time

[tacit spoke]

Yea I'm prob gonna die before he drops

[hasty tangle]

there have been some ideas for how the fight would go and such, but theyre not public

[hasty tangle]

theres like 99999 other cool things thatll happen in the meantime

[tacit spoke]

Yeah

But huge W

I've seen you on yt

[hasty tangle]

neat

[lapis oak]

Hi Goto

[hasty tangle]

[solar hare]

if I had to guess, if development won't stagnate for 2 years again, 2030 might be reasonable

[tropic jolt]

dont say that

[hasty tangle]

i estimated 2031 before fabsolution

[tropic jolt]

it might age really poorly

[hasty tangle]

nah, if it ages poorly you can just delete the message

and if its right then you can bring it up to prove that you got it right

[strong isle]

I'm assuming all this will be implemented?
If so, I need to write the Happiness dialogue for each instance
Also, are there biome preferences?

[high scaffold]

Hog Wild tomorrow

[tropic jolt]

no more

no more hogs

[polar tide]

we got hungry

[hasty hawk]

Pork ribs? Pork rinds? Tacos? Tasty!

[polar tide]

ham 🤤

Horrible Ham...

[solar hare]

its a guesstimation based on practically nothing

bit gonna apologize or mince words because someone might take it to mean yharim will definitely be out by then

[polar tide]

yharim will come out when he's ready.

🌈

[hushed hazel]

good for him

[solar hare]

good for them

.

[thorny glacier]

tomorrow that will be in 31 days(10th anniversary is that close innit )

[opaque plume]

isnt the 1st fabsolution anniversary soon also

[hasty tangle]

fabsolution was the 25th of this month, so yes

[gleaming haven]

Will the enemy ascend beyond his control?

[tropic jolt]

get the enemy past yharims reading comprehension puzzle at the gate of the aerie first

[hollow harness]

fabsolution 25th of may 16:00 utc-03

[opaque plume]

my prediction is hog wild releases the 25th with horrible hog representing fabsol

[blazing field]

i will say if ALL of those get implemented i feel like thats a bit much?

iirc in vanilla npcs have only around 4 or 6 npcs that they have preference/dislike towards idrm

i might just b crazy tho

[strong isle]

4

[blazing field]

yeah then i feel like thats a lil too much

would be odd to just have this one npc have way more npc preferences for seemingly no reason i feel

[amber egret]

i age a billion years
i turn into an old grandpa

[urban star]

We should have a big event for this

For the anniversary

[hasty tangle]

calamity liberation day

new holiday

[amber egret]

whats the explosive of choice

oh actually yknow what. pinatas

not explosive pinatas but like pinatas to beat a cartoon horse with a very large club

[hasty tangle]

ded

[dull heart]

Hi

[dusk bronze]

[hasty tangle]

[buoyant pulsar]

is this ai

[hollow harness]

https://www.pinterest.com/iam33ewe/chinese-art/

finding the exact source it does tell me it has been modified by AI

[dusk bronze]

💔

[pseudo vector]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGIMxSRawAA-WgN.webp

[arctic cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-2-spy-horse-gif-15137495079021881626

[lean relic]

Horse

[agile latch]

💔

The fate of searching refs at 5am

[hollow harness]

so sad pinterest has become that,

[hasty hawk]

“Remember May 25, 2025
Remember the day ruin came to Fabsol,

who has brought this destruction upon himself through his grave transgressions.

To violate the laws of Tmodloader modding is no tragedy─

as such, it warrants no pity, only humiliation and scorn.

This site of history stands as a monument to the inevitability of karma.”

[arctic cliff]

reminder that its not just because he was transphobic, it had to do with how he straight up admitted to allowing minors in his nsfw server

[hearty perch]

[hollow harness]

yea the nsfw server

[arctic cliff]

i say this

[hollow harness]

not only that but also making very nsfw statements towards minors in that server as well

[arctic cliff]

because from what little ive seen from his post-calamity posts

[hasty hawk]

and making a minor draw NSFW

[arctic cliff]

he tries to seemingly suggest it was jsut because he was making one transphobic comment that he got kicked out

[hollow harness]

and also the Hans Bolter stuff

in the nsfw server

[hasty hawk]

and is making a new mod which will get nowhere

[hollow harness]

also just the piling amount of stuff he said in other servers like colonialism pro-trump statements covid vax sceptiscism etc

[arctic cliff]

lol cant forget

[hollow harness]

calamity fabful version,

from the pics I've seen it has shit like a scaled up enchanted sword shrine acting as a plantera arena I believe

[arctic cliff]

yknow im hyped for that because i just cant wait for the videos to show up to pile on whatever hes gonna pull with that mod

[hollow harness]

the source of these pics are in the tmodloader workshop contents

[tropic jolt]

fabulous

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-baby-cat-silly-approaching-cat-walking-gif-1921888844083683651

[tropic jolt]

cat gifs are the new hog

[desert garnet]

🐱

[hollow harness]

from the information I gathered has to do with fabsol adding their special mana rework based on nebula boosters, the scaled up enchanted sword shrine "vernal pass" and I think that's it

also supposedly fabsol working with chinese devs

[cinder mural]

tell me this ain't real

[hard copper]

It’s real, my 1.4.5 play through had at least half the new secret seeds. Planetoids is peak

[distant raft]

"oh boy i love being a leaf" saids the leaf
but leaf did not know theres was a caterpillars coming

[high scaffold]

Planetoids are making a lot of heavy lifting here

Planetoids are an interesting twist to playing the game but honestly I expected more

It made me realize that I love caving

And hate hornets

[hearty perch]

mods send them to detroit

holy that was fast

[high scaffold]

Free money?

[hollow harness]

golden sigma save us

[hearty perch]

yes

[high scaffold]

Ye, the mods hate it when people give away their money for free

[hollow harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073712559359807519/1496637658678431744/goldensigma.gif

[dusty tinsel]

Thought you got hacked for a sec until the Mario appeared

Was gonna ban you

[hollow harness]

I would never be hacked by these agents of evil

[misty wren]

you should do it anyways

[dusty tinsel]

Instructions unclear banning you instead

[dense sundial]

people are going to like it

i can assure you that there will be a not-quite-negligible fanbase for whatever it is

[dense sundial]

my proof? people liked the new gfb avatar video

[dull heart]

hi

[arctic cliff]

IT WAS A FUNNY JOKE VIDEO

[barren nacelle]

Hi chat

[dusk bronze]

crisp

[spice hound]

update

[barren nacelle]

talk

[dusty tinsel]

Bite of 67

[spice hound]

Boooooo 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅

[dusty tinsel]

I am immune to tomatoes

Try another fruit

[thorn pier]

🥒

[spice hound]

🧅 🧅 🧅 🧅 🧅 🧅

[thorn pier]

are onions fruits 🤔

[spice hound]

I eat them like an apple so maybe

[thorn pier]

onion flowers 😋

[hollow harness]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-meme-speed-laugh-speed-ohhhh-right-right-gif-3844676783511203248

[hard copper]

ogres are like onions

[spice hound]

They’re both green

[dusty tinsel]

Onions are not fruits

[dusty tinsel]

However this is. My weakness

[spice hound]

Yes they are what do you mean

[dusty tinsel]

No they aren't

Do you even know the definition of a fruit

[spice hound]

I think I’m accidentally rage-baiting you I know they aren’t fruit

They’re clearly legumes

[thorn pier]

nah bro theyre clearly fruits

what are you on

[dusty tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-mods-fossilize-this-user-mods-gif-14547219816455503839

[dusty tinsel]

I mean technically legumes are fruits

[tropic jolt]

sonion

[dusty tinsel]

Just you eat the seeds

[tropic jolt]

😭

[dusty tinsel]

Onions are just roots

[spice hound]

… roots? Sounds familiar

[thorn pier]

fruits are like

cucumbers and shits

[spice hound]

No like capsicum thats what fruits is

[dusty tinsel]

Peppers are fruits

Strawberries are interesting though because they are a special fruit

The seeds are on the outside and the actual fruit is the casing around those seeds. Which is why they aren't like most fruits where the seed is inside the part you eat

[wary igloo]

peppers also ruin everything they touch

soiling a pizza with bell peppers

[dense sundial]

i think you're nuts

[hollow harness]

buddy thought we finna agree

[dense sundial]

calling peppers bad for pizza is crazy when italians themselves invented a breed of pepper that goes extremely well with pizza

(the friggitello / pepperoncini / banana pepper)

[wary igloo]

yeah but you see those are expertly bred peppers for this purpose

im talking about the wet and crunchy bell peppers every restaurant tacks on

[dusty tinsel]

Peppers on a pizza is based though

[tropic jolt]

I see mrbeast in my nightmares

his chariot is pulled by a thousand hogs

[spice hound]

How horrible

[dusty tinsel]

The hog when it's horrible

[spice hound]

Man I’m feeling pretty horrible today…

Hog: How Horrible?

[dusty tinsel]

I am so horrible I could horrible a hog

[spice hound]

I’m feeling so divine I could divine a swine

[dusty tinsel]

Divine swine rejects the offer and says double it and give it to the next person

[opaque plume]

im feeling so golden i could golden a piggy

[thorn pier]

im so horrible i could hug a hog

[tropic jolt]

it is easier for a horrible hog to pass through the gates of divine swine than it is for a calamity player to enter the land of media literacy

[split ginkgo]

Im so hog i am very hog about my hogs till i hog too much and hog like a hog ever does in my entire hog life when i hog as a 23 year old hog

[cerulean rivet]

Ur name is Alex and ur 23 years old? That's hog literally same

[tropic jolt]

is your name liam

[pulsar crow]

yeah

[spice hound]

I will say since we’ll be able to make piggies into divine swines with purification powder i think, that suggests even the base piggy is evil given that would be purifying them

[thorn pier]

can yoy shimmer hotdogs

[dusk bronze]

piggy is strictly neutral

[lyric trellis]

Neutral about these things

[spice hound]

What would happen if you try to purify a golden piggy i wonder

[cinder mural]

it becomes piggy budda

[spice hound]

Piglically accurate angel

[thorn pier]

cow

[spice hound]

I’m imagining like a pixelated stock image of a cow being how it looks now

[tropic jolt]

you'll be hearing from the hog real soon

[dusty tinsel]

Hog lawyer

[spice hound]

Saul Goodpig

[lapis oak]

what

the pink pig gonna fight back?

[spice hound]

You want me to fight the pig?

[hard copper]

🐦 the pigs anger me

[versed heart]

Can't wait for Spooky mod to add a Horrible Hog

[amber egret]

piggen hoggy

[dusty tinsel]

@lapis oak yah they are coded to fight only you specifically

[lapis oak]

😠

[hearty perch]

in 2.2 they should make piggies attack players named kiriwhite

[dusk bronze]

[split ginkgo]

Ozzahog boss

Where ozzahog spams multiple control references at you

[hearty perch]

and he constantly tries to hit you with ozzathoth

[frail owl]

daily calamity cat

[hearty perch]

hourly calamity hog

[amber egret]

he clotheslines you from existance with his non-euclidean chimpanzee

(that is still my favorite ozzatron quote)

[amber egret]

i love it so much

the phrasing of it is cosmic and i adore it so

[dusk bronze]

[hearty perch]

when are we getting the ecliptic evil emu emperor in calamity

[hasty tangle]

emu emperor? does cal take place in post-emu war Australia?

where after the war, the emus unified into their own evil nation?

[amber egret]

why are there two different people named goto calamity addon talk

[hasty tangle]

because people need to learn to use addon talk when talking about addons

[earnest jewel]

I mean, Calamity Australia exists.

[hearty perch]

yes actually

yharim is just a snake wearing auric tesla armour

[amber egret]

yknow hellfire land? thats just australia

[hearty perch]

the underworld is western australia

[amber egret]

you go there hearing all sorts of stories and theres just a dude surfing

[hearty perch]

azafure is sydney

giant tortoises are emus wearing shells

[wise bolt]

hi

[earnest jewel]

G'day, mate.

[hearty perch]

what is your opinion on astrum aureus

[misty wren]

holy shit

its posture

[wise bolt]

my son #2

[hearty perch]

who is son #1

[misty wren]

bub iirc

[wise bolt]

bub too

[hearty perch]

so thats your son?

[wise bolt]

also my son

[strong isle]

Sorry Yharim won the emu-war :/

[wise bolt]

[hard copper]

whyd yharim fight an emu war? is there a god of emus?