calamity-update-talk

[coarse hornet]

now can we get whips 🙏🥺

[main estuary]

andromeda is lost media 🤑

[earnest jewel]

No. Die.

[pulsar cobalt]

whips were already planned

[hot knot]

whips won’t be added until

summoner is actually balanced

[coarse hornet]

gotcha

[main estuary]

most definitely not until 1.4.5

[hot knot]

iirc

[pulsar cobalt]

and the summoner rebalancing is waiting until 1.4.5 so like lol lmao

[coarse hornet]

What do you mean, it's Perfectly Balanced

[hot knot]

[coarse hornet]

(gitgud is a goated content creator)

[hot knot]

it’s the best class in the game by a LONG shot

[coarse hornet]

(i hope he doesn't get CANCELLED)

[hot knot]

cause of how the damage multiplies somn along those lines

pre-moonlord whips are viable up to endgame

more than viable

[main estuary]

i used eye of magnus instead of the kaleidoscope

[hot knot]

that’s a classless support weapon

[main estuary]

true

[earnest jewel]

That's because Classless is the best class.

[solemn crest]

Nuh uh

Ram dash best class

[lapis oak]

That's called melee

[solemn crest]

Weapons 🤮

[thorny nacelle]

So was all the Sunken Sea content that was being worked on prior to the Brainstorm update scrapped?

I'm not asking if the update itself was canned, I'm asking if it's being done from scratch at a later date.

[polar tide]

not all of it probably

[opal siren]

Sunken sea looks

Gloopy

[urban cloak]

there are def things that a lot of the team aren't happy with from it but think of it more like everything was put on the shelf for now

then when we're ready we'll revisit everything later and decide what stays, what gets redone, what gets scrapped entirely etc

[opal siren]

The most recent version does at least, i love the old sunken sea

[muted kestrel]

When dog is reword to be large will there be a distortion subworld included for the fight?

[polar tide]

1. dog is not getting reworked to be large 2. distortion will be made anyway

[muted kestrel]

what about that respirate

Is that scrapped

[solemn crest]

Petition to call this Clifford

[muted kestrel]

Why he red

It’s CaT

[solemn crest]

Clifford the Big Red DoG

[muted kestrel]

Consumer and torturer

New boss leak

A deity will never have concern over the end of life

[solemn crest]

Clifford is full of joy and whimsy

[muted kestrel]

devourer of sad

yharon getting replaced

By Clifford

Was the giant dog sprite scrapped or something

[twin juniper]

yeah

[half lava]

yes

[muted kestrel]

What

[half lava]

too much effort to make it good

[muted kestrel]

So Hes gonna be small for the rest of time

[half lava]

so they decided smaller spectacular boss

[dull heart]

and pretty much none of the current devs actually felt attached to it

[half lava]

if i recall

[muted kestrel]

rip fat devourer😭😭😭

[half lava]

he will get bigger

[twin juniper]

DoG is pretty big

[half lava]

a little

[tropic jolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784197443779690499/1387917555519328307/hotdawg.gif

[muted kestrel]

does dog and every other boss grt a death laser

[half lava]

what

[vivid hemlock]

death laser slop

[half lava]

fabsolian boss design

[dusty tinsel]

Desert scourge death laser when

[muted kestrel]

EVERY BOSS MUST HAVE A DEATH LASER LARGER THAN THE SCREEN

[twin juniper]

5 billion more Spinning death ray

You will circle the boss

[muted kestrel]

He just spits sand in your face🥹

[dusty tinsel]

Crabulon death laser

[dull heart]

god's bane doomblenderbeam array

[halcyon seal]

Also too much effort to finish it I imagine

[half lava]

yeah

[dull heart]

also like

[muted kestrel]

does dogs mouth segment have a blender beam toned blue and purple

[dull heart]

we can make a dog design we like more that isn't just Current DoG but HD

[fathom girder]

Fargos is down the hall and to the left

[half lava]

True...

[muted kestrel]

is he still getting respected tho

Repsprited

[dull heart]

probably eventually

[half lava]

i believe so yes

[dull heart]

it's not in the works atm

[muted kestrel]

Ok

[halcyon seal]

Genuinely I think having deathrays on specifically the 3 final bosses (wof/ml/eventual yharim) would be really neat

[half lava]

The Future,,,

[halcyon seal]

Like thematically I think that would be fun

[muted kestrel]

Are any bosses being on

[fathom girder]

?

[twin juniper]

on

[muted kestrel]

Worked on

[half lava]

yes

[muted kestrel]

and is yharim even in the lore atp

HES just gone

[half lava]

most bosses will be changed Eventually

[muted kestrel]

THERES nothing left

[halcyon seal]

Basically every boss in the mod is scheduled to be changed iirc

[half lava]

he's not being added til the absolute end

[halcyon seal]

But we don’t know when any will happen

[twin juniper]

Yharim found dead in dragon aerie as a skeleton

[muted kestrel]

Nah yharim rotting corpse supervise next week

super boss

[lapis oak]

respecced

[muted kestrel]

bro waited so long to be a boss

[lapis oak]

like stats respeccing

[half lava]

and he will wait longer

[muted kestrel]

Thst he died of being Unc😭

[half lava]

and so will you

[twin juniper]

God of eternity yharim soon

[muted kestrel]

bro we BOTH skeletons WHEB thst update is out

entirely new dev team because all the ones rn are 90

[half lava]

shhhhhhhhhh

[muted kestrel]

bro imagine if yharim is walking with a cane

[halcyon seal]

Yharim should’ve been added in 2019 and he should’ve only been damageable by the High Frequency Murasama

[muted kestrel]

With a beard coming out of his armor

[muted kestrel]

I thought you said murasama high like it’s a school😭

[twin juniper]

Paladin ai with dark caster teleport

[cunning sequoia]

Fighter AI

[fathom girder]

And fighter

Damn you garbo

[white aurora]

and the occasional biome mimic jumps

[muted kestrel]

Today we will be teaching the truth (goes unspoken)

[halcyon seal]

Also important discussion

Would Yharon be considered Yharim’s chudling

[cunning sequoia]

what is a chudling

[muted kestrel]

Make him jist have bunny so

Ai

[fathom girder]

It's called a pet

[muted kestrel]

So HES one shot

[vivid hemlock]

yharim is a chudling

[cunning sequoia]

yeah

chudrim

[muted kestrel]

and you can put him in a cage (nursing home)

using the shadowspec bug net

[twin juniper]

Shadowspec is post. Yharim

[muted kestrel]

Also why does auric bar get repainted every Tuesday

[fathom girder]

Then you're stuck forever

[muted kestrel]

Resprited

[half lava]

it needs it

[muted kestrel]

500 respected

[half lava]

update all things

[muted kestrel]

Repsites

[vivid hemlock]

is this the community's new 100 dog resprites

[half lava]

nah its just this one guy making some nonsense

or not

[muted kestrel]

dog hasn’t been resprited since the dragon era or whatever it was called

[half lava]

who am i to decide

[twin juniper]

DoG is 7yo he wasn’t there

[rotund venture]

p you've lost your Auricness?

[half lava]

i guess i did

[muted kestrel]

Is your smile auric?

[half lava]

weird

i don't need it im not technically a patron anymore

[rotund venture]

patron enemy

[half lava]

you know what i meant

[rotund venture]

yes but that is one of the funniest mistypes you could make

[muted kestrel]

Make calamitas npc slime out the goblin tinkerer

[half lava]

true!

[half lava]

you can put the goblin house next to the altar and summon her to kill him

tadaaaaaaaa

[twin juniper]

eridanus with deviantt

[rotund venture]

I always put poo in the goblin house

[fathom girder]

I give my goblin a life of luxury

And then he dies to an event

[half lava]

i treat my npcs like kings and queens so they sell me better shit

[vivid hemlock]

day 200 of waiting for calamitas town npc to make sense or her being a non town npc instead

[fathom girder]

His house just so happens to be right where my event farming arena is

[half lava]

how coincidental

[fathom girder]

Purely, yes

[half lava]

certainly

[muted kestrel]

Yall I have an evil endgame weapon

[rotund venture]

her dialogue needs to be rewritten for that (I think it was but not implemented yet?)

[muted kestrel]

I’ve got a million dps
On it

[half lava]

do ya now

[fathom girder]

It's in progress

[half lava]

Soon™

[muted kestrel]

orderbringer with the tainted enchantment

is EVIL

[earnest jewel]

She was homeless, she's gotta move in somewhere, and for those rates she better be paying me taxes.

[half lava]

orderbringer is evil normally

[muted kestrel]

like it kills most boss rush enemy’s in a few swings

[half lava]

especially with an enchantment

[muted kestrel]

the HUGE damage boost

[vivid hemlock]

theres also her just instantly becoming a town npc despite just trying to kill you and also she was kinda a mass murderer despite eventually regretting it

[muted kestrel]

and 2 extra swords

[twin juniper]

Calamitas we are making you live in timeless shore

[solemn crest]

She does. You just haven’t visited your tax collector in a while

[vivid hemlock]

im gonna put tariffs on you

[half lava]

True...

gotta hire the taxman

[rotund venture]

wait youre supposed to be purple

[muted kestrel]

My witch is kinda homeless

[rotund venture]

why is everyone losing their colors

stop leaving me all alone

[half lava]

weve been put in the monochrome filter

[earnest jewel]

Yeah, that's why we need her to stay a tenant.
Imagine if she stopped paying taxes on her infernal cursed enchantments!?

[muted kestrel]

she cursed the tax collector

[vivid hemlock]

i havent been purple in months

[earnest jewel]

Think of the economy!

[muted kestrel]

Also why do people hate the new sprite style

For beingn more vibrant woth it’s color shades

[half lava]

she pays the tax with an ancient azafurian coin with no current value beyond the sell price to a historian that no longer exists

[solemn crest]

The Terrarian is canonically a landlord who is only challenging Yharim because Yharim doesn’t charge rent

[vivid hemlock]

?

[muted kestrel]

I’ve seen people complaining about the new sprites and idk why

[dusty tinsel]

I am going to force yharim to pay 99% in taxes

[half lava]

yeah i like them

[distant raft]

will they be adding the glungler in 2.2

[muted kestrel]

same

I love RHE shading

[half lava]

new cal art style my beloved

[vivid hemlock]

i mainly dont like gigantamax sprites and ones rhat are very very simplistic in their design (hpu dog for ex)

[dusty tinsel]

Because they like their old sprites and hate change

[half lava]

waiter, waiter! more new sprites please

[earnest jewel]

Hey, only went out of circulation less than 20 years ago, it's gotta be worth something!

[muted kestrel]

People complained about calamitas being “purple”

[solemn crest]

I’ve seen enough, resprite Amidias to be horrifying

[vivid hemlock]

also calamity doesnt even have a style its the styles of like 4 artists and all the other artists who left in one mod

[muted kestrel]

HUST make him a giant fish

[earnest jewel]

When was she ever purple!?

[half lava]

i was imagining she found a coin from 1100 in the dust

[muted kestrel]

Idk her bountiful harvest repatriate

[dusty tinsel]

She is strawberry

[half lava]

but combined it makes peak

[dusty tinsel]

She is grey

[distant raft]

im sorry but anyone who thinks shes purple shouldnt be allowed the privilege of having an opinion on anything relating to colours

[dusty tinsel]

It's not purple

[earnest jewel]

"Why does this coin have Zeratros on it?"
"Zera-who?"

[vivid hemlock]

what 💔

[half lava]

Colorblind™

[muted kestrel]

Pretty sure they changed it a bit to make her more grey

[twin juniper]

Omega amidias

[dusty tinsel]

She was red before

[solemn crest]

She doesn’t even look purple?

[muted kestrel]

Used to

[dusty tinsel]

Accidently strawberried

[vivid hemlock]

calamitas is often mistaken for being white/pink but shes grey

[half lava]

"yeah you just asked for money you didn't say from when"

[vivid hemlock]

shes always been grey

[muted kestrel]

Before they greywashed her

[dusty tinsel]

It was strawberry not purple

[vivid hemlock]

the concept art was always grey

[solemn crest]

Where is purpltas?

[earnest jewel]

She's gray for an amazing reason.

[muted kestrel]

They forced her to eat cement to not look as red

[distant raft]

im sorry but how do people think shes white

[half lava]

yeah she used to be reddish but shes a gray now

[muted kestrel]

SHES GREY BRO😭

[earnest jewel]

Colourblind?

[solemn crest]

Calamitas is grey because it looks cool 🤷‍♂️

[twin juniper]

distortion

[half lava]

Azafure™

[vivid hemlock]

the lighting on her battle sprite makes the grey look very pale afaik

[distant raft]

colourblindness doesnt turn graey to white 😭

[muted kestrel]

Became so emo her skin turned green

Grey

[vivid hemlock]

and people just drew her like that

[half lava]

the human brain is weird

[dusty tinsel]

Calamitas worked at azafure Walmart before brimmy attacked

[half lava]

it could happen

[earnest jewel]

"Calamitas why are you green."
"I'm green Yharim."

[distant raft]

calamitas if she was really sick:

[muted kestrel]

Of course the Walmart was in hell

[solemn crest]

Funnily enough, I have a “Walmart in Hell” texture pack on at all times so this is canon

[earnest jewel]

All the children of Azafure worked in Walmart. It was called experience so you'd be ready for the workforce.

[muted kestrel]

She gave the jungle the plague🥹

[muted kestrel]

The children yearn for the azmart

[dusty tinsel]

Imagine one of your co-workers just starts fighting one of your cities ancient gods and is close to winning, but ends up destroying the entire place by accident

[earnest jewel]

Oopsie daisy.

[solemn crest]

The Azafure Walmart!

[muted kestrel]

Minor argument

Minor issue

[half lava]

splendid

[earnest jewel]

So that's where Yharim's brother is!

[muted kestrel]

It won’t load

[solemn crest]

(It is a real texture pack btw it’s called Walmart in Hell)

[dusty tinsel]

Calamitas is a cashier and brimmy was a Karen it was a justifiable

[muted kestrel]

Calamity mod should hire me I will build a Walmart in a afire

azafure

[dusty tinsel]

Afire

[muted kestrel]

and make a whip THATS just the devourer of gods

[solemn crest]

And add Clifford

[muted kestrel]

dogs evil brother

[earnest jewel]

Make Deerclops canon.

[muted kestrel]

Cat

[solemn crest]

Clifford the big red DoG

[muted kestrel]

deerclops gets put on yharim wall

[dusty tinsel]

No it's from another dimension we know those aren't real

Distortion is propaganda

[muted kestrel]

When green needle update

With green yharim

[dusty tinsel]

When you make it

[muted kestrel]

And green calamitas

[dusty tinsel]

Get to work

[muted kestrel]

Tuesday

[solemn crest]

Where’s the image of Noxus watching over the field of Signuses?

[dusty tinsel]

The what

[muted kestrel]

Calamity devs let me on

Green needl update

Need this be completed

[dusty tinsel]

Doze let this person in

[versed heart]

Wouldn't be his first time

[dusty tinsel]

The tax collector tried to use expired coupons at the Walmart so calamitas cursed him

[half lava]

if you learn to code you can make anything

the world will be your oyster

you have an idea you wish was real?

make it

through trial and error

mostly error

[solemn crest]

Cursed by sending brimmy after him and brimmy caused collateral damage

[distant raft]

this ignores the time and will to actually do shit needed

[half lava]

thats why i said if

cause coding is a Herculean Task

[distant raft]

even if you know how you've still gotta invest more time and energy

[solemn crest]

You will spend one whole week implementing a single weapon only to discover you underbalanced it and it shit

[half lava]

but it can be done

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-limbus-company-heishou-pack---mao-branch-ryōshū-ryoshu-heisheu-pack-gif-9676527938342831846

[half lava]

✅

[solemn crest]

(Based on a true story)

[half lava]

ive heard much from my coder friend

[blazing field]

Dont code for tmod

[vivid hemlock]

G.M.R.

MR BREAST

[blazing field]

Mr beast

[vivid hemlock]

give me monie

[solemn crest]

MRBREAST MAKE ME A GOOD CODER

[earnest jewel]

Even a Mr. may Beast if he has money to give.

[blazing field]

Give me money mr beast

[dusty tinsel]

I have sent them to the realm of gone

[half lava]

splendid

[solemn crest]

I spent a week making a pre-mech last prism clone and it was so, so underpowered

[blazing field]

New mr beast video

[solemn crest]

-# it also accidentally obliterated destroyer

[half lava]

coding ❤️

[blazing field]

I MADE A CHILD SOLDIER INCINERATE A CIVILIZATION

[solemn crest]

Wild coding story

[vivid hemlock]

IN THIS VIDEO, I FORCED 2022 CALAMITY PLAYERS TO PLAY WITHOUT QUALITY OF LIFE MODS

[blazing field]

🔥

[solemn crest]

I MADE 100 INFERNUM PLAYERS BEAT SCAL WITHOUT ALCHEMISTNPC INSTALLED

[blazing field]

Calamity players when thry have to play terraria

[solemn crest]

Prisma’s juicebox better

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-noooooo-dream-sequence-gif-3498303690144489723

[half lava]

its true!

[vivid hemlock]

the best qol is your attention span

🙂‍↕️

[half lava]

don't like something? throw it away

[solemn crest]

Calamity isn’t all just fighting bosses??? 😡 😡 😡

[half lava]

fishing

[solemn crest]

Fih

[half lava]

🤤

[solemn crest]

🫧 🐠

[dusty tinsel]

No

[half lava]

clamity mod wulfrum lure

[solemn crest]

[half lava]

Hundred.

Bobbers.

[dusty tinsel]

Calamity is actually about brainwashing you into giving yharim your entire life savings

[solemn crest]

Here, take it all!
🪱 🐛🫲

[tropic jolt]

fish react that man

[solemn crest]

[deft lily]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1182143475173576834/attachment-2-1.gif

[halcyon seal]

Everywhere I go I see him

[vivid hemlock]

this realm is eternal torment

[deft lily]

I just trapped 5 of my friends in a circle.

last one to leave gets 10 grand

[tropic jolt]

what about the losers 😨

[earnest jewel]

The Pit.

:)

[dense geyser]

did calamity add terraria 1.4.5 version yet or no

[elder palm]

no not yet

[blazing field]

tmod hasnt updated yet

[polar tide]

Yharim is practically the main character of the entire story

[earnest jewel]

He's the main antagonist and talks to you constantly.

[polar tide]

Damn near everythijh in the story relates to him somehow lol

[plush carbon]

Yharim is gone because when I close my eyes I cant see him

[blazing field]

yharim is nowhere EXCEPT in the lore dude hes ALL OVER the lore

hes loring all over the place

[polar tide]

Literally 😭

[deft lily]

who the fuck is yharim

never heard of him

[tropic jolt]

lord of the tables

[dull heart]

The guy who said "it's yharim time" and yhared all over them

[deft lily]

woag

[polar tide]

Yharim will be in my house someday once i beat all the other devs into agreeing that we should make a plush of him

[earnest jewel]

The two most represented characters are Draedon and Yharim.

[dull heart]

only if we also make a storm weaver one he can ride

[polar tide]

My gooblitos

[polar tide]

Fine.

[deft lily]

you havent done that already?

smh

[pulsar cobalt]

the most under represented characters are uhhh uhmmmm

[polar tide]

Im tryinf ok

[deft lily]

I know

[earnest jewel]

Permafrost.

[deft lily]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-gif-10280549124075190184

[pulsar cobalt]

permafrost has an ingame presence thats more than some

[deft lily]

what the fuck embed fail

[polar tide]

Permafrost has more merch than yharim does 😊

Heartbreaking

[deft lily]

oh nvm

[earnest jewel]

He's got NO personality, NO character motive, ONE child who snowgraved him, THREE sets of ice weapons.

[dull heart]

Daedalus is the most underrepresented

0 achievements
0% canon
4 items named after him

[deft lily]

i think im the most underrepresented

if I were represented more the mod would gain millions of downloads

[polar tide]

Idgaffffffff about permafrost

[kindred night]

that one gay guy

i forgot name

[polar tide]

Waiter waiter more draedon please

[polar tide]

Yharim

[kindred night]

no not yharim

[dull heart]

unrelated but remember when Crocs commissioned a crocs terraria mod

[vivid hemlock]

blows you up

[pulsar cobalt]

do you know how little that narrows it down

[polar tide]

Suck it little hater 5 thousand more lines of draeologue

[kindred night]

oh right we're in gaylamity

[deft lily]

there are no straight guys in calamity

[earnest jewel]

There's like, two gay people. How are we meant to know?

[kindred night]

that's a lot of gay people

[polar tide]

More than that

[earnest jewel]

Desert Scourge.

[earnest jewel]

Exactly!

[dull heart]

proof?

[kindred night]

that's not even a human

[deft lily]

^

[earnest jewel]

"I'm heterosexual."
-Desert Scourge.

[polar tide]

Desert scourge isnt even a man.

[mystic eagle]

She has kids

[vivid hemlock]

🫳
🫱 💥

[thorny fjord]

It's got children

[kindred night]

how can we know if dscourge's species hasn't developed homosexuality yet

[kindred night]

Adopted

[thorny fjord]

True!

[earnest jewel]

Yeah, needs to get further on the tech tree.

[dull heart]

I first read "guys" as "gays" and was like... Well yeah, that's kind of the definition of straight

[polar tide]

Can desert scourge not be bisexual

[tropic jolt]

idk yharon is always dashing in straight lines he seems pretty straight

[deft lily]

lmfao

[polar tide]

I cant believe you people

[earnest jewel]

No, illegal.

[kindred night]

bisexual people are a lie

[dull heart]

or maybe it is a worm and got cut in half

[kindred night]

just like 5'9 people

[earnest jewel]

Women aren't real.

[dull heart]

And it's babies are just it

[kindred night]

and people who actually like playing mage

all lies!

[polar tide]

The majority of my friends are bisexual idk how it happened

[deft lily]

theyre true

[dull heart]

Bisexual scourge

[earnest jewel]

You make people bisexual!?

[deft lily]

majority of my friends are queer in some way or another

[kindred night]

theyre all fake

[polar tide]

Yeah and im not sorry

[kindred night]

sorry youre being lied to

[polar tide]

Its a good color scheme

[dull heart]

This reminds me of my YouTube feed yesterday

"Which is gayer: Yaoi or Yuri?"

[polar tide]

Hmmmm...

[deft lily]

🤔

[kindred night]

being straight is the gayest thing someone can do

up there with being a librarian as a woman

[deft lily]

mb 😔

[earnest jewel]

I get abducted by gay people, anyone know a fix?

I think it's a bug.

[polar tide]

Why is the woman always taller than the woman in yuri and never the other way around?

[mystic eagle]

Uhm

[tropic jolt]

let me make this clear, if you're a straight man with a girlfriend in 2026, you are gay

[earnest jewel]

The patriarchy.

[earnest jewel]

✅

[kindred night]

im actually taller than both

[dull heart]

does this imply that if you're any one of

• not straight
• not a man
• don't have a girlfriend

you're not gay?

[earnest jewel]

It makes sense, because women like men, and that's gay.
You should be with a man, because men like women, and that's straight.

[cerulean rivet]

I'm assuming since you are all talking about this in the update talk channel the next update will be gay????

[earnest jewel]

Yes.

[deft lily]

yes

[dull heart]

actually it'll be transgender

[mystic eagle]

Everyone will become gay next update

[grim pecan]

the real question is why is the woman always shorter than the woman in yuri? are women not allowed to be tall?

[deft lily]

calamity-gay-talk

[polar tide]

All future calamity mod updates are gay and transgender.

[dull heart]

see?

[earnest jewel]

I still blame the patriarchy.

[deft lily]

the good ending

[polar tide]

Asking the real questions here

[cerulean rivet]

Wait based

[dull heart]

the real question is why

five year olds truly understand

[earnest jewel]

Why?

[deft lily]

im a straight man in 2026 with no girlfriend... 😔

[earnest jewel]

That's gay.

[deft lily]

not gay enough

[dull heart]

the only way to be straight is to become so gay you make a full 360 degrees back to straight

[deft lily]

true

[cerulean rivet]

Wait if the next update is trans then does that mean bosses are getting better phase TRANSITIONS

[dull heart]

dog now drinks a gender change potion between phases

[polar tide]

Literally nothing changes

[deft lily]

calamitas turns into a man

[cerulean rivet]

What does he do in gfb

[dull heart]

yharim phase 2 should just be him using Yharim's Stimulants

and the buff icon shows up above his boss bar and everything

[polar tide]

Yharim phase 2 "wait, give me a second. I forgot to take my testosterone this week."

And you have to just sit thdre while he does his injection

[earnest jewel]

Calamitos.

[deft lily]

true...

[cerulean rivet]

Don't let the right wings find out about the next update 😭 💀 💀 💀😰

[earnest jewel]

We have a plan for that.

It's called The Pit.

[deft lily]

its okay they can go and play calamity fabful when it releases

[grim pecan]

"shit. uh... i deem you unworthy. go get the power of the darksun to witness my true power or something... where the hell did i put that needle."

[cerulean rivet]

Liberals when they have to fight Duke on the RIGHT side of the world 😰

[earnest jewel]

"Draedon said it was a bad move to replace my blood with testosterone, but did I listen? Nooo..."

[thorny fjord]

I just gen a new world

[cerulean rivet]

😂

[thorny fjord]

I like my abyss on the right

[thorny glacier]

andrew tate ahh reasoning

[cerulean rivet]

I was just about to say the same thing

It feels weird being on the left

[deft lily]

conservatives try to show basic human compassion challenge (impossible)

[earnest jewel]

I like it when it's left.

[frail owl]

sulphurous sea usually generates on the left side for me anyways

[polar tide]

During the fight he keeps getting distracted by how the bandaid (cartoon dragons on it) chafes against his armor and its itchy as fuck

(Speaking from experience)

[thorny fjord]

Isn't he the dragon of rebirth? Couldn't he just reborn himself as a man to not need injections?

[grim pecan]

i just can't accept your lifestyle

[dull heart]

how often do you wear bandaids with full plate mail

[cerulean rivet]

I'm conservative :( I have compassion

[grim pecan]

spongebob bandaid is the only correct choice

[frail owl]

they've relinquished the remaining sliver of morality for...

uh

clout?

[polar tide]

Every week

[earnest jewel]

There's a reason he doesn't do this by the way...

[polar tide]

I legit want spongebob bandaid but my dad cant find them but he has gotten me bug bandaids

[grim pecan]

wait have you seen the hades video

[cerulean rivet]

I don't like those bandaids, their adhesive isn't that great from what I remember

[frail owl]

carny uh you got any new cat pics today?

[dull heart]

why does this conversation make me want to get my blood drawn or an iron infusion what on earth

i'm going off the deep end

[earnest jewel]

???

[cerulean rivet]

How deep, like 4th abyss layer?

[frail owl]

how would you utilize the extracted iron?

[cerulean rivet]

What kind of dog is that

[dull heart]

infusion means it's being put in

not taken out

[earnest jewel]

Make one (1) nail.

[frail owl]

dosing off peacefully i see

[thorny fjord]

*Doze ing

[frail owl]

one brittle nail at that

[frail owl]

thank you for the reprimandation

[barren nacelle]

Why does Wendy’s put so much mayo on my burger I asked for light mayo not for Dave himself to naise up my burger dude

[frail owl]

who is dave?

[dull heart]

how much does the mayo weigh

[thorny fjord]

I refuse to believe it came like this, this is actually vile

[cerulean rivet]

Looks like There's more on the bag than the burger lol

[barren nacelle]

Idk but the sandwich is called Dave’s Double

[vocal kelp]

infusing your blood with iron so when magneto arrives hes kind of like scared and its awkward cuz you shouldnt have so much iron in yoru blood and hes like dude are you alright. dude. are you okay thats not normal. i should be able to make like one nail not two

[frail owl]

also mayo disgusts me

[thorny fjord]

Literally, how is there so much sauce outside

[barren nacelle]

“Dude I think you have hemochromatosis”

[frail owl]

hi there uh pikmin colony

[cerulean rivet]

Government planted mayo, like we wouldn't notice

[dull heart]

iron infusions are kinda nice ngl you just vibe for an hour and get cold and taste metal and suddenly wow you have iron

[opaque plume]

if calamity was good dog would shut up after needing to take sublingual estrogen

feel my pain

[dull heart]

subliminal estrogen

[barren nacelle]

I don’t know I unwrapped the burger and got my fingers coated in it

[cerulean rivet]

If you wanna taste garlic rub a fresh cut piece on ur foot and wait a few hours

Real thing btw

[frail owl]

i should inject estrogen into my veins

[barren nacelle]

More than it should

[earnest jewel]

They put the entire county on it.

[thorny fjord]

I swapped my bone marrow for estrogen once just to know what it's like

[opaque plume]

thats close to what im going to start doing soon lmao

[frail owl]

by the way should i try wendy's even though there is none in vietnam?

[opaque plume]

a bit less direct tho

[earnest jewel]

Was it... good?

[frail owl]

[barren nacelle]

Unrelated but my work training modules are really putting me through the wringer

[barren nacelle]

Lore drop, but it’s pretty good.

Just DoorDash it

[frail owl]

so uh how are you suppose to answer this?

[barren nacelle]

It was choice 1 ig

[earnest jewel]

Coin flip.

[dull heart]

you click submit

[barren nacelle]

I won the coin flip Fear and Hunger style

[frail owl]

just 2 facetitious ambiguous answers

[frail owl]

i expected the result to just bug out like in funger

[barren nacelle]

The rest of the questions are normal it was just that one

Me when I leg sweep the training module so I can get the miasma early

[cerulean rivet]

On a note related to actual updates, are there any plans to add night vision to the omniscient potion effect?

[earnest jewel]

The Night Owl effect?
That makes the screen like 5% brighter?

[cerulean rivet]

Yes :)

[frail owl]

5%

[earnest jewel]

I wonder if powerscalers use that potion to claim that the Terrarian is literally omniscient.

[frail owl]

i'd rather just increase the screen's brightness

[deft lily]

kittyyyyy

[frail owl]

hi there umbara

oh yeah i just noticed draedon just nonchalantly sitting beside the kitty

[vocal kelp]

there are plans to shoot it instead probab lt

[deft lily]

hello wires

[frail owl]

uh how

[barren nacelle]

That is NOT a cricket vro

[muted kestrel]

I wish the buffed dog events had some uniqueness

[cerulean rivet]

Potion power creep will be eradicated

[barren nacelle]

It’s okay they’ll be killed when the distortion comes along

[frail owl]

8 years late on that

[muted kestrel]

I had a dumb idea about the sentinel deaths

Roght before they die

Dog portals
In and snatches them

[barren nacelle]

They aren’t the sentinels anymore, they’ve got like no relation to DoG anymore

[earnest jewel]

Why would that happen?

[barren nacelle]

Genuinely no lore connection

Or like minimal

[muted kestrel]

divorce

Who takes the rune of kos In the divorce

[earnest jewel]

It's not called that.

[frail owl]

for clarity's sake, they are still referred as sentinels out of convenience

[frail owl]

mark of providence now

[muted kestrel]

still want to have dog snatch them

WHAT

[earnest jewel]

Why?

[muted kestrel]

bed cause funny

[earnest jewel]

Why would DoG even do that?

[muted kestrel]

Portal

And because it looks cool

[earnest jewel]

What?

[barren nacelle]

No real reason for them to be snatched, in fact DoG is deliberately leaving weaver alone

[frail owl]

i mean the sentinels are still denizens of the distortion, hailing from the same place as dog

[earnest jewel]

Storm Weaver scares DoG.

[muted kestrel]

HES scared of him after the divorce

[frail owl]

i don't fucking see the point of dog circling in and killing them

[muted kestrel]

storm weaver took the kids (sign us and ceaslsss void)

I meant like a portal appears and he dashes them into another

[craggy wagon]

if anyone Signus would be the one to take the kids

[earnest jewel]

At that point make DoG just show up after every boss.

[muted kestrel]

Before dropping your loot

exactly

HES very hungry

very hungry soem

[blazing field]

@barren nacelle

[muted kestrel]

THATS why

[blazing field]

Crispy

[craggy wagon]

considering he's the only one who has human-esque intellect out of the three. Weaver is just an animal to my knowledge and CV is just kinda. there

[frail owl]

hi there owner

[tropic jolt]

void is a door

[earnest jewel]

Ceaseless Void is a door.

[muted kestrel]

Dog and storm weaver divorce

[blazing field]

is this signus and weaver discussion that i missed

[grave geyser]

one hell of a door

[earnest jewel]

Storm Weaver does not seem to be sapient.

[blazing field]

fake and false

storm weaver is still connected to devourer

[muted kestrel]

Also who isn’t getting a subworld to fight

[frail owl]

ceaseless void is essentially a rift that leads to the distortion

[blazing field]

the others arent tho yeah

[craggy wagon]

somethingsomething expensive door line from captain underpants

[deft lily]

Killing everyone in 5

[earnest jewel]

Most bosses.

[cerulean rivet]

?????

[muted kestrel]

Don’t

[tropic jolt]

but is it stronger than the metal door goku couldnt break through

[blazing field]

the only boss getting a dedicated subworld is yharim

[muted kestrel]

Tbat kills is

[frail owl]

and also something to delineate how conceited and rash dog can be with his bewildering claims

[muted kestrel]

Dog?

Distortion dimension

[craggy wagon]

i thought Storm Weaver broke free of the Distortion and thats why it lives on Terraria?

[blazing field]

the distortion is not a dedicated DoG subworld

it is a whole ass dimension with its own biomes, enemies, resources, etc

[muted kestrel]

No he left dihs household

[blazing field]

dog is just fought there

[muted kestrel]

DOGDS

DOGS

[earnest jewel]

Yeah, and it's also a worm from the Distortion and DoG is petrified of it.

[blazing field]

its not a dimension For it

[craggy wagon]

impeccable typo

[muted kestrel]

I mean for fighting

[frail owl]

something something potential to surpass dog

or something

[blazing field]

signus might be fought there too. idk.

[frail owl]

in power

[muted kestrel]

Cat

Dogs evil twin

[frail owl]

i'm actually not too sure so clarification is appreciated

[frail owl]

...nah

[blazing field]

Storm weaver has some shit going on but we don't really know much about it

i dont think its potential to surpass DoG in power

i think its more so

[dull heart]

It weaves storms

[muted kestrel]

it’s the armor

[blazing field]

potential to ruin Noxus (and by proxy DoG's) plans

[frail owl]

storm weaver is actually lowtiergod incarnated

[muted kestrel]

the worm is a random

Storm weaver is the armor

[blazing field]

Storm weaver is all but confirmed to be a prototype devourer

[craggy wagon]

afaik Weaver is moreso just. a really powerful animal. it lives in Terraria's skies and just kinda does its own thing (i could be misremembering though)

[blazing field]

Yharim implies they have "similar powers"

[frail owl]

so dog shrivels in fear for sw

[blazing field]

devourer's most notable power is essence abosption

[muted kestrel]

Devourer of gods dad

[blazing field]

weaver is 100% more than just an animal

[earnest jewel]

It's free.

[muted kestrel]

Storm weaver is either dogs former husband or his father

Not sure which

[frail owl]

weaver is sentient i think

[blazing field]

We also know that weaver broke off Noxus's hivemind

[solemn crest]

100% more than an animal… 2 animals?

[blazing field]

so putting all of this together my theory goes

[earnest jewel]

Animals are sentient.

[dull heart]

weaver is peak

[muted kestrel]

I’m nothing like yall image

[blazing field]

Storm weaver has essence absorption like DoG

But since it is no longer connected to Noxus

[frail owl]

yeah i flinched after saying that

[muted kestrel]

Replace storm weaver woth hornet SILKSONG

[blazing field]

that essence does not go to Noxus

[craggy wagon]

i personally put its intellect about that of a raven

[earnest jewel]

Nevermore.

[blazing field]

and thus Weaver can fuck over DoG/Noxus by absorbing essence before they can

[dull heart]

I love you storm weaver

[frail owl]

way above a raven

[blazing field]

They are lucky that weaver is just chilling in sky rn

[barren nacelle]

Thus I said minimal

[blazing field]

but if weaver decided to actively go and absorb essence for whateve rreason theyd be fucked

and thats why devourer hates weavers ass

[blazing field]

disagree

[muted kestrel]

Also is there more expert accessories planned because the lightning ring is so cool

[solemn crest]

How tf

[blazing field]

their connection is 100% not minimal

[craggy wagon]

aw thats cute its the bestiary worm effect

[muted kestrel]

Ty storm weaver for giving me the funny lightning ring

[blazing field]

they have a pretty damn strong connection, id argue as strong as they had in old lore

its just a different connection

[barren nacelle]

Cheese

[thorny fjord]

Text become worm?????

[pulsar cobalt]

[muted kestrel]

WE NEED STORM WEAVER PET

[barren nacelle]

I meant as like a group

[earnest jewel]

Thought that said woman and was scared.

[muted kestrel]

I WANT HIM AS A PET ITM

[dull heart]

Calamity is NOT beating the worm mod allegations

[muted kestrel]

I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY

[dull heart]

Even our items are becoming worm

[muted kestrel]

PLEASE

WORM PET

[blazing field]

weaver tommorow

[muted kestrel]

I BEG TO

[earnest jewel]

Storm Weaver Town NPC.

[solemn crest]

Did the text actually change in game or are you like live-updating it?

(If that’s even a thing)

[muted kestrel]

calamity devs please make storm weaver real

[blazing field]

crispy stop finding EXCUSES you even said that dog dosent care about weaver which is WRONG

accept that you FUMBLED and got the lore WRONG . smh

[muted kestrel]

and not kill us

[frail owl]

where's tofu?

[craggy wagon]

i assume its changing (see also the text from that one Radiance item)

[blazing field]

spins crispy around like a beyblade

[thorny fjord]

Lonely people using chatgpt (idk I couldn't think of something more clever)

[muted kestrel]

Breaks news calamity devs have made the devourer of gods in real life

[barren nacelle]

NONSENSE storm weaver is so powerful dog is terrified and is leaving him alone

[blazing field]

storm weaver, when

i give it, a burer

burg.er

[solemn crest]

Bc I was about to say if you could live-edit code that would be so useful

[muted kestrel]

why doesn’t storm weaver get more armpit

[frail owl]

are you woman3?

[solemn crest]

But afaik that’s not a thing that you can do

[frail owl]

what

[earnest jewel]

What.

[solemn crest]

What

[craggy wagon]

i dont think thats possible due to how Terraria does code, but im not a modder or programmer so i would NOT know

[muted kestrel]

He could be far more difficult if he put like 12 planet pods on his back

[blazing field]

yeah

[barren nacelle]

??

[muted kestrel]

Planetpids

[barren nacelle]

Absurd statement

[muted kestrel]

Planetoid

[blazing field]

i evolved from woman3 into Owner

[muted kestrel]

THE THINGS WITH EXODIIM OR WHATEVER JT WAS CLALLED

[blazing field]

Owner

[thorny fjord]

Damn, I thought you were only woman2

[barren nacelle]

Planetoids

[frail owl]

owner indeed

[blazing field]

Owner

[frail owl]

can you be wires?

[solemn crest]

[blazing field]

my nicknames are so fucking stupid.

[barren nacelle]

Cheese can I have a nickname

[blazing field]

i couldnt be wires

[muted kestrel]

Yall are only on woman3 I’m on woman7 rn

[barren nacelle]

Thank you

[solemn crest]

thrower when?

[frail owl]

wiresthrower

[blazing field]

youre welcome bite of 87

[muted kestrel]

Was that the

[thorny fjord]

What is a man? Woman 0? Woman -1?

[barren nacelle]

I’ll draw your wiresthrower when I get home

[barren nacelle]

No a man is man1

[fathom girder]

A man is a featherless biped

[frail owl]

man?

[earnest jewel]

Those aren't even planetoids.

[frail owl]

where?

[solemn crest]

Behold a man! 🧍‍♂️

[thorny fjord]

Damn, I don't even get a woman score

[muted kestrel]

pretty sure they called them planetoids in game

[frail owl]

man/woman

[craggy wagon]

i love when calamity update talk goes on some silly anecdotal tangent that has nothing to do with calamity updates

[thorny fjord]

Image of racoon with text "fatherless"

[frail owl]

or something

[pulsar cobalt]

a miserable pile of secrets

[frail owl]

raccoon? where?

[muted kestrel]

Like the song?

[solemn crest]

Cal update talk is really just general talk in a trench coat

[blazing field]

A miserable little pile of secrets

[blazing field]

FUCKKK snail

[earnest jewel]

I blame people wanting to eat doors.

[muted kestrel]

Like the nystryder somg

[solemn crest]

Secrets?

[muted kestrel]

am I crazy

[thorny fjord]

I should maybe do my job as a mod......

[pulsar cobalt]

fun fact miserable can sometimes be used as a synonym for

[frail owl]

nah continue to be silly

like everyone else

[earnest jewel]

Who is Miss Arable, and why men that?

[cerulean rivet]

I mean for all we know the next update could in fact be about the last 10 mins of discussion

[muted kestrel]

HREEN YHARIM

GREEN YHARIM

[earnest jewel]

It all fits, because hogs eat anything.

[muted kestrel]

GREEN CLAMITAS

[solemn crest]

Miserable men? Bad piggies?

[muted kestrel]

GREEN NEEDLE UPDAYE

[solemn crest]

-# horrible hogs?

[muted kestrel]

Sequel to brainstorm update

[frail owl]

oink

[cerulean rivet]

Holy mother of hog

[muted kestrel]

Peppa big boss

[frail owl]

wait i'm a cat

uh meow

[solemn crest]

Nuh uh

You’re wires

[cerulean rivet]

Ur wires

[frail owl]

[cerulean rivet]

Idiot

[solemn crest]

[blazing field]

this chat so rotted

[muted kestrel]

wi

[blazing field]

hey triangle post a cool sprite to get us back on track

[muted kestrel]

Rotted?? Like the brain rot rebuff

[muted kestrel]

I’m going insane.

[solemn crest]

Grr I’m gonna get you !

[muted kestrel]

Help

[frail owl]

yummers

[blazing field]

isnt he awesome

[muted kestrel]

I can’t see it

[frail owl]

meet this fella

[muted kestrel]

My thing isn’t loading rn

[solemn crest]

Silver armor resprite confirmed???

[cerulean rivet]

Yeah says owner, now take my last call, outlets not functioning and ceiling fans not functioning correctly

[blazing field]

yeah glad you noticed

[solemn crest]

Horrifying

[muted kestrel]

Can yous send it later

Cause my phone can’t render it

[blazing field]

Owner

[cerulean rivet]

Literally owning it rn

[solemn crest]

Me after I buy something

[craggy wagon]

truly a wonderful companion

[cerulean rivet]

Is his name Manny by chance?

[solemn crest]

His name is grease

[cerulean rivet]

Hi grease

[grave geyser]

he is awesome, was never the same following the incident though

[muted kestrel]

ph

[frail owl]

where's ?

[cerulean rivet]

Wait his name is grease, as in bacon grease as in he's hogging it?

[solemn crest]

He’s grease

[cerulean rivet]

Is he employed

[solemn crest]

He works at

[cerulean rivet]

Oh isn't that on

[thorny fjord]

Greased to meet you

[cerulean rivet]

OK good we scared off the devs and mods let's talk about-nvm

[solemn crest]

They’re always watching

👀

[cerulean rivet]

Mods if ur reading this have a boobidy bibbidy day

[fathom girder]

Mods if ur reading this i saw a rulebreaker in general go spend 10 minutes there EXACTLY please

[cerulean rivet]

No politics in this server (I said I liked old Duke)

[grave geyser]

insane

[cerulean rivet]

That wasn't me it was him

[tropic jolt]

NO HE IS EVIL

[main estuary]

does he drop his tusks?

would make a cool weapon tbh

[cerulean rivet]

Add a broken hero sword and call it the Terra-tusk

I'll be taking royalties tyvm

[blazing field]

we dont even know if its a enemy

[main estuary]

miiiid

[blazing field]

triangle just posted this image and didnt elaborate

🔥

it feels like a mount but idk

[grave geyser]

ideal strategy I think

[cerulean rivet]

The real reason he did that is cause even he doesn't know what it's purpose is yet so he's looking at other people's guesses as ideas

[vivid hemlock]

professional ideasguy gaging the ideas of the ideasguy community

[cerulean rivet]

This community has great ideas trust me, I scroll the subreddit

[tropic jolt]

[vivid hemlock]

[floral wasp]

[cerulean rivet]

Real talk tho the only social media platform I use is YouTube and I've never been happier

[tribal isle]

we all love mura he always does his research and has the best vids

[cerulean rivet]

Lol

[tropic jolt]

SSO tomorrow

[tribal isle]

whats that

[cerulean rivet]

Sorrible sog opdate 🔥

[tropic jolt]

super scary origami

[cerulean rivet]

Super soggy oregano

[main estuary]

super small omelette

[cerulean rivet]

Super sussy ozzatron 😂 (im 24 years old)

Draedon the type of guy to have trace amounts of asbestos in his house

[tribal isle]

unc

[thorny glacier]

little preying devil 🥰

[thorny glacier]

[solemn crest]

Calamkitty mod

[somber salmon]

i thought the update was going to release in october and its about to be may

[distant raft]

hey we got brainstorm which was like half of what was gonna be in sso

[somber salmon]

half of part 1

[rotund venture]

pinned messages

[solar hare]

part 1 of sso was more like 75% anyway

[somber salmon]

what a calamity

mod

i will check back in november

[solar hare]

okay

I will let you know that sso will not be out by then though

[distant raft]

sso will probably be out by 9375

[arctic cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711268703991365642/1476113559174778940/amidas20b-sparkle-out-its-your-mother.gif

[high scaffold]

Imagine calamity after distortion update, the 3 sentinels being unique, not boss rush and also no grinding the events after DoG

[arctic cliff]

YESTERDAY IS THE LAST DAY

[tropic jolt]

MRBEAST!!!!!!

[solar hare]

yooo

@hushed hazel hi

@main elbow is hacked

oh it obviously sent it in every channel I forgot thats how it does things

[lean relic]

Can someone explain me why people are falling for that

[desert garnet]

never question crypto bros

[hasty tangle]

theres like 250k ppl in this server

[desert garnet]

• kids

[solar hare]

some people aren't on the internet much and it looks rral to them

[hasty tangle]

if ANY SINGLE ONE of them gets comprimised, you see the results

[solar hare]

also sometimes you get hacked without doing that specifically, could be a myriad of things

personally I got.hacked 1 month ago and I still have no clue why

[hushed hazel]

i got you my goat

[solar hare]

hell yes

[hasty tangle]

@hushed hazel

kill

[lean relic]

Gah

[high scaffold]

More free money

[hushed hazel]

weird that the bot isn't catching these

[hasty tangle]

the woes of having a modmail ticket already open from the previous scam

[solar hare]

lmao good nickname

[solar hare]

probably because no everyone ping?

[hasty tangle]

thank you, assuming you mean me

[solar hare]

yes

[hushed hazel]

no no we've set up the bot so it should in theory still be catching these

if there was an @ everyone the message wouldn't go through in the first place

[lean relic]

How about using honey pot app bot like fables, catalyst, calval discord

[hasty tangle]

fargo's does it as well

although i imagine correcting the false positives might be annoying

[high scaffold]

Truth

[hushed hazel]

considered multiple times but decided against

[hasty hawk]

Honeypot my beloved, I reduced the moderation workload in Catalyst by 80% since most of the issues were hacked accounts

The server is quite quiet rn but that will probably change once Catalyst gets its update out

[frail owl]

honeypot doubles as a reference

because y'know

honey

[hasty hawk]

pot

[hasty tangle]

was it because of worry over correcting false positives?

or something else

[hushed hazel]

that was part of it

[hasty hawk]

tbh Calmain has it easier since the hacked person can then join the ban appeals server after recovering their account

as for people sending messages on purpose thats on them

just place Honeypot above #wiki-lookup or smth, maybe under #other-discords that way its apart from the very active areas

it has to be the first channel anyone can send messages to anyways cuz otherwise it will send messages everywhere before getting banned

[hasty tangle]

i feel like eventually the bot makers will be smart enough to make the bots only put their messages in the most active channels

so unless cmt is "decommissioned" and turned into a honey pot, it would just be a temporary measure until they figure out to do that

[hasty hawk]

Honey pot also has a "channel warmer" feature were it occassionally sends messages to its own channel to make it seem active

[hasty tangle]

but a bot could just check what channels have the most messages in them

and assume those are the most active

[hasty hawk]

eh they arent that smart anyways

[hasty tangle]

eventually they will figure it out though

[hasty hawk]

The Mr Beast scam is so bad yet people fall for it every day

[hasty tangle]

like how they figured out that its a lot harder to catch malicious content in images than it is in plaintext

[misty wren]

scams will always evolve

[hasty tangle]

its a neverending arms race