#calamity-update-talk

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opaque plume
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i should probably have auric tesla in my inventory to switch to for scal since the demonshade speed boost is a bit too much lmao

vocal dew
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Why not 10x hp the bosses...?

opaque plume
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but yeah its just not really fun

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boss rushes in general are kinda meh idk

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godmaster does them fine i guess

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with the new bosses at the end

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but they arent generally super fun gameplay

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tbh i deadass think the reason boss rush exists is bc fabsol played godmaster and was like woah i should add this to calamity

tropic jolt
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well when your level of movement increases by ten times over the course of the game it makes it impossible to really have anything resembling a fair fight with most of the bosses

opaque plume
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i think my opinion of scal definitely has dropped a bit

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i have realized i really do not like extended phases where you cant hit the boss unless its like

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a desperation phase

tropic jolt
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I wonder how many people actually bother to do the boss rush anyways

opaque plume
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its on boss checklist so im like i need to do this or else that empty checkbox is going to haunt me

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if xeroc gets added its going to be interesting to see how boss rush ties into him

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is his proposal that you fight him

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i think at the very least boss rush should be removed from boss checklist because putting it on there makes it feel like your kinda obligated to do it when its more just fucking around with shadowspec

arctic cliff
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this is a pipe dream but i think boss rush could be better if you just made an entire difficulty mode that just turns all bosses into endgame-tier bosses

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and then designed each and every one of them to fit

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this is a pipe dream, mind ya, because thats a hella lot of effort

opaque plume
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one way boss rush could probably be improved is maybe doing boss combos

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like having mecha mayhem

arctic cliff
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or uh

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the humble boss barrier

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they added it to calclone and she's somehow perfectly fine with that

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no really why is the calclone barrier perfectly okay

arctic cliff
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but on the other hand, there's something novel about these

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i just think that they definitely should be made more interesting tho because they're pretty samey

opaque plume
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yeah

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they make the fight pacing weird

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also i just realized im stupid and didnt exhume community

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i should do that

arctic cliff
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like rn they're a really weird "pattern" of bullets with some others to mix up the pacing

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its kinda lame

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they should be more i dunno

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awesome

opaque plume
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i really dont like some of them also

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the skulls in the 10% bh are hard to see

shell sapphire
wise bolt
opaque plume
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ok well shattered community makes boss rush like 10x more bearable

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since you can spam rage so much

ashen pivot
dusk bronze
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besides like

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angelic alliance

ashen pivot
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very forgettable imo

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post-game accessory (if you kill scal last) and needs the community (an already rare drop)

opaque plume
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yeah but who doesnt farm leviathan for community

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its one of the best accesories

dusk bronze
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it's so mid

thorny glacier
distant raft
opaque plume
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i had it equipped from the moment i got it lmao

lusty stirrup
brittle escarp
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Also Community is super over-hated and I will die on this hill

spice hound
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Its kind of boring since it just shoves a bunch of stats in everything and doesn’t really have any major cool mechanic or specific purpose

brittle escarp
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True, its just so nice and well rounded. It makes you comfortably better at literally everything

spice hound
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I find it a bit too hard to really justify, since grinding out ana and levi a ton of times isn’t super fun

brittle escarp
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You can craft it, no?

spice hound
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Not the community

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10% drop

brittle escarp
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Also i personally don't mind because I have to grind Leviathan for the leviatitan anyway

brittle escarp
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Its like 10% to all stats at max

distant raft
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its more like a dish towel when you want a pillow

brittle escarp
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its an irradiant pearl

distant raft
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poor comparison, irradiant pearl is mult

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community is all additive

brittle escarp
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I suppose

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but Its also just a better celectial shell, and people run that

spice hound
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Is it better?

distant raft
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cshell has better stats until postml

brittle escarp
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Why run like 20% damage, when I could get 5 damage and 5 crit and like 40% of all the other stuff combined

brittle escarp
distant raft
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cshell also has regen

distant raft
brittle escarp
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and a lot of cshell buffs are melee

distant raft
brittle escarp
spice hound
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Doesn’t community give regen while taking dps from a debuff

brittle escarp
distant raft
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postgame it gives 3 regen when regen is below 0

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if you haven't killed a single boss then its 2

rough ruin
brittle escarp
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Or ML

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Or like PBG

distant raft
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why would you use community preml when cshell is better

brittle escarp
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or Betsy

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or fishron

spice hound
opaque plume
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i fight bosses at whatever time it is

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also gl fighting fishron at night lmao

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the tornadoes are literally invisible

lusty stirrup
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why use accessories when you can use music boxes instead

distant raft
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aether monolith

rough ruin
brittle escarp
distant raft
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also yeah fighting betsy gets you damn good weapons and amazing wings

opaque plume
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ok but i shouldve have to use a monolith to see attacks lmao

spice hound
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Its good but like ooa is kind if boring

rough ruin
opaque plume
rough ruin
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Get betsy's wrath and Betsy wings

distant raft
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sky dragon's fury and flying dragon are also damn good

rough ruin
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And medals for final tier ballista

spice hound
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B only sounds like a really stupid but funny idea

desert garnet
spice hound
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Are there even any armours staring with b

distant raft
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z only calamity,,,,,,,,,,,,

rough ruin
opaque plume
distant raft
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omega Blue

opaque plume
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i still dont like it

spice hound
distant raft
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uhhhhhh

opaque plume
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i hate that you have to try to protect the crystal while fighting betsy like

spice hound
distant raft
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bloodflare

rough ruin
opaque plume
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that is too much to keep track of

desert garnet
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thats the point

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of the event

distant raft
desert garnet
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tower defense

spice hound
opaque plume
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yeah but im playing terraria not a tower defense game

distant raft
spice hound
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True

distant raft
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genuinely thats the only saving grace of B only i can see

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bundle and bobbit hook

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boom

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youre doing befiled

desert garnet
spice hound
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The old one’s army whole sctick is that its a tower defence type event

desert garnet
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and it being different is good

rough ruin
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Cause the name is The Burning Sky not

distant raft
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ehhhhh itll be fine theres no time limited bosses

cunning sequoia
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its also completely optional for a reason

rough ruin
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Burning Sky

cunning sequoia
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you dont HAVE to engage with ooa

rough ruin
distant raft
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you SHOULD because of how fucking insane all the gear is

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but you dont have to

cunning sequoia
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yeah

spice hound
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You can kind of ignore tier 1 unless you really want sentries though

rough ruin
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I mean at least get the wartable for an extra sentry

cunning sequoia
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im not a fan of TD games so i usually just dont do it

spice hound
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Since it only really gives war table and the sentry slot acc

rough ruin
spice hound
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Albeit the +1 sentry slot accessories are kind of underated since they also give +10% damage

distant raft
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this is a kingdom rush household

spice hound
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I will say that the OOA armour are so underated

thin grotto
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Is there already an update?

spice hound
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Like bro valhallha knight armour is insane

rough ruin
brittle escarp
rough ruin
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Apprentice also low-key nice

spice hound
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The ooa army armours are like the thing that make armour mixing o-

rough ruin
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Whenever I do D only I'll have an opinion on Dark artist

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And my no A run for Red riding

spice hound
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The set bonuses do end up not being super important cos the ooa army sentries aren’t like incredbi le

brittle escarp
spice hound
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In my recent ranger playthrough mixing red riding armour and shroomite was so strong since both set bonuses being lost is almost entirely irrelevent

rough ruin
brittle escarp
rough ruin
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What boss will you use stealth on?

spice hound
rough ruin
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Like duke fishron when he phase transitions?

distant raft
brittle escarp
spice hound
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Then it’d suck unless you want sentries

rough ruin
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A bold assumption

distant raft
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dreadmines, lunar portals, rainbow crystals, sanctified sparks

distant raft
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spikecrags

spice hound
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Genuinely vanilla ranger set bonuses are so bad

distant raft
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i did forget spikecrags but theyre also the best weapon in the game rn

brittle escarp
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there like genuinely aren't any

spice hound
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Fossil armour giving ammo conservation sucks ass

brittle escarp
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other than vortex my goat

spice hound
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Isn’t vortex just like shroomite 2

rough ruin
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Shroomite but slightly better

spice hound
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I thought it was also stealth

brittle escarp
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No because you can move

rough ruin
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You can move a little

brittle escarp
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its so much better

distant raft
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vortex stealth lets you mvoe

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but the damage is a bit less

spice hound
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Oh okay that actuall sound useable

brittle escarp
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Its a huge difference

distant raft
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its still a shitton though

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its like 40% danmage 20% crit

brittle escarp
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Its + like 80% damage and crit

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They nerfed it in calamity

distant raft
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cal nerfs it

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yeah

brittle escarp
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it was too goated

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It almost made up for the lack of real pml weapons for ranger

distant raft
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iirc in vanilla its 60% damage 40% crit but im not super sure

brittle escarp
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almost

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still the weakest class pml

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even with quite literally double damage

distant raft
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celebration mk2 mogs summoner iirc

rough ruin
brittle escarp
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Not with terraprisma and possession

distant raft
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especially with vortex stealth

brittle escarp
rough ruin
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I was still using arietes post ml cause the healing go hard

brittle escarp
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Oh I meant in vanilla

rough ruin
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Oh mb

brittle escarp
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Nah ur good

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calamity ranger is hype

rough ruin
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Arc Nova was also cool

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Pew pew laser pew pewwires

spice hound
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I don’t really like how betsy duke and empress all give bows though, since it feels like all of them get outshined by phantasm

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Like they’re really cool but like why bother

brittle escarp
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But yeah, for vanilla, melee has Zenith, Summoner has the sentries and terraprisma and possession, and mage has nebula buffs with last crystal. Ranger lags significantly behind even with the double damage from vortex taken into account

spice hound
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When vortex is basically free

brittle escarp
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yeah

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true

rough ruin
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The flip is a last crystal

brittle escarp
spice hound
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Hard to use

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Also mana sickness go brrrr

brittle escarp
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did I say last crystal

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bruh

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This is the end for me

rough ruin
brittle escarp
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Anyway I have a class in litk 7.5 hours so I am going to leave lol

rough ruin
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I get what you mean though

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Aside from like celebration mk2 which is style over substance

spice hound
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I will say i feel so bad for the stardust cell staff cos like I feel like it has got to be the least used lunar weapon

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Like has anyone actually used it

rough ruin
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Cal makes it pretty good no?

spice hound
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Cos the dragon is way cooler and generally better iirc

rough ruin
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Like they had to absolutely dunk on dragon but still

spice hound
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Calamity does like half the dragons damage

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Right?

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Honestly there being 2 minions crafted from stardust and 0 sentries, and 0 minions dropped from moonlord but 2 sentries feels so dumb

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Like mixing minions is almosy never used, and as a result only one of each really every gets used

rough ruin
spice hound
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kinda crazy how that still doesn’t make it “bad”

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Also am i insane or is the rainbow crystal staff not dropping from the boss all about rainbows with a similar aesthetic in some of her drops but from moon lord instead is weird

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I know its older than her but like it kinda feels misplaced now

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Also Which moon lord sentry is even better cos like I always just use whichever one i get first

opaque plume
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anyways now that i beat boss rush its time to do wotg

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before any of the fun stuff from that tho i want to grind out all the books

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im probably supposed to get them through a full playthrough

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that would make sense

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but im going to just grind the fuck out of everything that can drop a book lol

spice hound
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Random future plans question: is the plan for shadowspec stuff to be post-yharim after he gets added or will it be the gear for the yharim-fight

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Like is the plan for it to remain post exos and scal

opaque plume
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shadowspec would be post yharim i think

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but not post noxus or xeroc

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demonshade will be just post scal tho

frail owl
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meow

opaque plume
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lmao i saw this and the first thing i thought of was horrible hog

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i may have brainrot 💔

spice hound
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How horrid

opaque plume
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it looks like the piggy portrait

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thats why

spice hound
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I will say its kinda crazy how many lore important characters just aren’t ever seen in game

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Like all the gods otherr than the few in game, and like statis and braelor are all so important yet never seen

frail owl
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oink

opaque plume
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they will in the future maybe

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statis and braelor will be added

spice hound
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Especially siIva being so important yet never actually seen

opaque plume
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it would be cool if someone made a calamity addon that lets you fight like

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a memory of zeratros

desert garnet
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we dont even have yharim yet wires

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let cal devs cook first

spice hound
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It would be cool if it like you fought several of the dead gods (and silva) when they were in their prime in an addon

spice hound
opaque plume
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(i do actually kind of want to learn terraria modding)

pseudo vector
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if you’re gonna get into tmodding, take your time and don’t rush to make anything crazy

desert garnet
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yup

opaque plume
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i think the issue is whatever coding i do for terraria will be quite different from my major

frail owl
opaque plume
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my major is robotics engineering so a lot of that code is much lower level

desert garnet
opaque plume
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im currently taking an assembly class

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where terraria is like

opaque plume
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c#

pseudo vector
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its important to know the fundamentals first and have a good understanding of what makes a fun mod before making anything super ambitious

frail owl
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resume your endeavor

desert garnet
pseudo vector
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no

frail owl
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ah

opaque plume
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i kind of just randomly had an idea to turn empress of light into gms and i want to do it 😭

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i have no idea how to even make a basic enemy lol

spice hound
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Gms?

opaque plume
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grand mother silk

pseudo vector
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i played drums until the pandemic but i haven’t played since

spice hound
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Ohhhh

desert garnet
opaque plume
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from silksong

opaque plume
desert garnet
pseudo vector
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its why you make normal enemies first before making a boss

desert garnet
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as long as you know the boss is bad, you are better

polar tide
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"ueeeee i cant start doing something new because i'll be bad at it" how about i kill you with fire magic

pseudo vector
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just learn the basics and build from there

opaque plume
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i do actually know the math for shit tho

frail owl
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three celled organism

opaque plume
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i just need to learn how to apply it

frail owl
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what name should we bestow it that can incapculate its joyous nature?

polar tide
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The Mirthful Roller

opaque plume
spice hound
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Making bad stuff is also good since it teaches you what you shouldn’t do

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Failure teaching and allat

opaque plume
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but i feel like linalg and vector calc stuff is probably useful in terraria modding

polar tide
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sometimes i think about getting into coding then i realize it would require me to be good at math and i start crying

opaque plume
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the problem is all the coding ive done was more just like implementing math equations for something than actually like deep programming

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like it was more math than programming

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me on my way to make a boss with pid tuned arms

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i think the thing for modding is also i need time to do it which my classes are eating a lot of now(i have an intro to circuits class that i think is going to end up giving a fuck ton of work later on in the quarter)

spice hound
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I’d love to like make terraria mods but like i need to first like go through the basics

opaque plume
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i think sometimes you can learn more by just going for it

polar tide
opaque plume
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i was a robotics kid in hs

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i can do this

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(i am genuinely scared of some of the classes i will have to take)

polar tide
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idk why but for some reason understanding how manmade stuff works is so much less intuitive to me than understanding organic mechanisms

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would rather go through 1 billion more chemistry courses than have to take one Circuits Class

opaque plume
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e&m was a crazy class

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i barely passed it

polar tide
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what is e&m

opaque plume
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electricity & magnetism

polar tide
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HORRIFYING

amber egret
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can i spec into both

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i like to know what makes something go but dont like to understand it on a chemical level

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i also like to know how to make people happy but dont want to think abt it chemically

vagrant wind
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make me happy

amber egret
vagrant wind
polar tide
amber egret
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see thats actually like

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slightly okay

polar tide
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not even joking ive done more chemistry courses than biology courses

amber egret
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its when i have to do math

polar tide
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for my Biology Major

polar tide
amber egret
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i feel like a lot of science should allow more "sure why the fuck not"s instead of 20 page thesises to explain why cats like cats

polar tide
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No

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the literal mission statement of science as a field is to provide concrete explanations rather than "why the fuck not"s

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"why the fuck not"s are antithetical to science as a discipline

amber egret
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why cant i do it as the beginning of my concept

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my hypothesis should be able to just be "i think that wolves will absolutely detest tigers" instead of "due to chemical 401-b epsilon, i believe within reason that tigers would cause a heightened state of cortisol within Canis"

polar tide
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i can't tell if you're being serious or not

dusk bronze
amber egret
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i just flatly Say Shit

polar tide
amber egret
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why not. whats stopping me :(

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why cant i go to draedon and say "hey man. scientific paper here. i have a great idea and it involves wolves and tigers"

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outside of getting hit with the wrath of >10 machines

polar tide
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"due to chemical 401-b epsilon, i believe within reason that tigers would cause a heightened state of cortisol within Canis" <- for example the focus of this study would be less "do wolves hate tigers" and more "is this specific theorized interaction accurate"

dusk bronze
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i see

amber egret
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but thats quite narrow in my eyes . why not test all the possible interactions of tigers and wolves

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unless someone else has tested that. then i cant also do it unless im crosstesting

polar tide
cunning sequoia
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care

spice hound
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kitter

wise bolt
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moomoo

twin bloom
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Gar

vagrant wind
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cow

amber egret
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blub

frail owl
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kitr

shadow sun
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orange 👍

high scaffold
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Hog wild someday

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It may be in may

solemn crest
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Do kitties like slimes?

earnest jewel
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No, it kills them, by killing them.

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They like goop.

tribal isle
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a little bit of goop

vagrant wind
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what was the point of giving navystone a line of blocks only obtained from shimmer

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and why does basalt specifically have a 110% pickaxe power requirement

misty wren
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its all stuff from sso

vocal kelp
grave rock
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hog today for sure

spice hound
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I do wonder if the plan is for the shimmer cycles to be a permanent thing even after the eventual sso update

vagrant wind
vocal kelp
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I don't think it's coming

vagrant wind
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non believer

vocal kelp
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i think we're way past help

tropic jolt
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the end

vagrant wind
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of all things

wise bolt
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@cunning sequoia look at this bug

cunning sequoia
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pretty buge

wise bolt
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really long antennae

cunning sequoia
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he hears. everything..

wise bolt
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the listener.....

solemn crest
distant raft
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those antennae and eyes made me think moth but then thebodymade me think bee

solemn crest
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Bee moth

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Work feelin like IV drip hog

rare tinsel
mystic eagle
solar hare
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was going to but just because you asked like it im not gonna anymore

vital skiff
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Is Exxo Avalon Origins Compatibility still planned?
I remember seeing something about that awhile ago

versed heart
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I think that was a Fabsol originated plan? I'd assume they don't plan on that anymore but idk

hasty hawk
vocal kelp
vital skiff
hasty hawk
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Cal is not designed with compatibility in mind (other than making mods not crash when loading together), but rather as a stand alone experience

vocal kelp
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to be fair there's a jump between compatibility and a third paladin or god forbid a third second evil

vital skiff
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Fair lol

hasty hawk
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Wasnt there a third paladin sprite in the Future Doc?

vocal kelp
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I do think calamity should be baseline compatible with as much as possible regardless of ig balance will be wacky

hasty hawk
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Which is what it mostly is rn

vocal kelp
hasty hawk
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Yes it was a Third Slime God Paladin

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now scrapped alongside that SG rework

main estuary
hasty hawk
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Would have come with a SG rework

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especially because of all of the sprites made

wide raven
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Honestly slime god and queen slime just needs to be merge into the same boss fight in my opinion

main estuary
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im pretty sure it was meant to be a miniboss paladin

hasty hawk
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heck we’re likely not getting the SG in one of the album covers

mystic eagle
hasty hawk
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^

versed heart
wide raven
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First you could buff the slime amors to fit better into hardmode. Giving you more options for early hardmode amor than just ore armors. Second it would make the slime god fight more than just fight to king slimes

dull heart
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slime armor early hardmode is literally just crystal assassin

wide raven
dull heart
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why would you want that

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scaling with all damage at once is just better

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assuming it has comparable stats

wide raven
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Generally the buffs from scaling is just better than the crystal amor buffs

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Honestly just fusing the crystal amor and statigel amor sets together would be cool. Giving you a double jump and a dash

late eagle
wide raven
dull heart
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Crystal Assassin is like, really good

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except for summoner

distant raft
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if it was good for summoner too it'd be way too strong i think

dull heart
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yeah

wide raven
main estuary
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🙏 spring stool in 2.2 trust

solemn crest
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I mean isnt the idea of SG going to post-ML already something being thrown around rn?

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Or is that scrapped?

grave geyser
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not scrapped but not neccisarilly confirmed either

wide raven
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I mean we already lost one slime boss

solemn crest
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I can’t really think of a reason that SG would need to be made QS-tier tbh

grave geyser
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~~what if sg got removed and replaced with a good boss ~~

distant raft
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ive never heard fucking postml sg

wide raven
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I think it being the first living god you fight in hardmode makes sense

distant raft
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ive heard sg being swapped with calclone in progression

solemn crest
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The lore is subject to change afaik

main estuary
grave geyser
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deus 2

distant raft
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and ive heard evil2 and dragonfolly being swapped in progression

solemn crest
distant raft
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but not slime god being put into postml

wide raven
grave geyser
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evil2 folly is almost certainly going to happen at this rate

main estuary
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evil2 and dragonfolly is probably more likely than sg and calclone

grave geyser
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I would be shocked if it doesnt but thats far in the future

solemn crest
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But the reason they’d move SG to post ML is so each stage of the game starts with a slime boss (again this is just stuff I’ve heard in this chat)

pearl sentinel
solemn crest
grave geyser
solemn crest
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It ain’t gonna happen right now, obviously

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But from what I know there’s a lot of speculation regarding tier shifting bosses

distant raft
solemn crest
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No there was absolutely some talk about it within the last few months

grave geyser
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implying boss retiers were being genunely considered pre 25

distant raft
polar tide
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also that would suck

grave geyser
thorn pier
#

swap aureus and crab

main estuary
solemn crest
#

I second this

grave geyser
solemn crest
#

Where post ML crab?

grave geyser
#

old calamity where aureus gets buffed after ml...

thorn pier
#

devs said theyre adding exo crab, 100% true btw

solemn crest
viral veldt
late eagle
#

And they won't change vanilla bosses like that

#

Queen slime doesn't have the god part in any part of her design, it's literally a meme boss😭

tropic talon
#

Guys is yharim still planning on being added as a final boss or was that scrapped?

dusk bronze
tropic talon
#

Ohh ok

#

To me yharim is such a cool character in the lore and I just am really excited to be able to learn more about him

dusk bronze
#

true!

thorn pier
#

he'll never exist ever

dry whale
thorn pier
#

hopefully theyll find a good name for it

dry whale
#

exxo crabalon is an awesome name

polar tide
#

yharim

vagrant wind
#

noxus

thorny glacier
#

yharon

dusk bronze
#

leegrid

solemn crest
#

Yharnam

native thistle
#

yhararhom

solemn crest
#

Yhorm?

rare tinsel
#

yharon :)

#

friend

vagrant wind
#

racist dragon

solemn crest
rare tinsel
#

i can fix him

wicked temple
#

racist dragon

solemn crest
#

*chicken

vivid hemlock
#

calamity mod jungle dragon yharnam

earnest jewel
#

solemn crest
#

No more jungle!

#

Dude that’s a really funny word

vagrant wind
#

j

dusty tinsel
#

Swapping your electrons with your protons

mystic eagle
thorny glacier
#

j

amber egret
#

just watched gp's reupload of all three finales at once

#

i doubt its very possible anymore given the custom arena scal forces you into?

hasty tangle
#

you can just tp out still

amber egret
#

doesnt it inflict vulnhex while you're outside it?

hasty tangle
#

does it?

amber egret
#

im like 25% sure

hasty tangle
#

anyway, its probably still possible inside the box if you obliterate yharon really quickly

#

or use postgame gear instead of post yharon

amber egret
#

did they patch feral bobber + dev. o' cods ripping him in 15 seconds or

hasty tangle
#

but if you stick to post yharon and dont want to cheese, it would be nearly impossible

amber egret
#

yeah sin cheese unless you can force yharon to stay stuck outside the arena and not mash the center of it

solemn crest
dusty tinsel
mystic eagle
#

Turning your atoms into molecules

#

Don't ask me how that works but I'll do it!

deft lily
#

killing all of you

#

🔪

dusty tinsel
#

You can't kill me I am the coconut image holding tf2 together

thorny glacier
dusty tinsel
#

Woag?

thorny glacier
#

woag!

vagrant wind
#

wrath of a god

main estuary
#

wail of a gnasher

dusty tinsel
#

A single god?

#

Nameless deities wrath

thorny glacier
#

hogamity mod

vagrant wind
solemn crest
dusty tinsel
#

The hog when it's horrible

deft lily
#

MR BEAST

high scaffold
#

FREE MONEY

vagrant wind
#

give me money

deft lily
#

WOOOOO

vagrant wind
#

must've been the 🐌

dense marsh
#

ah yes mr beast coming to save the day

high scaffold
#

Free money? Where? I dont see anythingclueless

#

Anyways

dense marsh
#

i honestly don't understand

#

like what the fuck are they trying to do

high scaffold
#

The rogue helmets have called to me once again

dense marsh
#

they send pictures and they think we'll like get hypnotized or something

hushed hazel
high scaffold
dense marsh
#

what

hushed hazel
#

doesn't even need to be the average person it just needs to be one (1) person out of literally over a quarter million who thinks it's legit and gets yoinked and now everyone here gets to see it

dense marsh
#

common sense could dictate that you should refrain from clicking random and weird shit

#

also how can you get scammed from it

#

no link

#

no nothing

#

i understand theres more to that

#

but like

#

ocme on

#

honestly

hushed hazel
#

i'd guess one of the images has a link to it

solar hare
#

sometimes it also happens randomly

#

i promise i did not click on a stupid mrbeast link when i got hacked

dense marsh
#

what do these vile worms

#

these fucking real life mr krabs are trying to do honestly

hushed hazel
#

so the thought process is someone sees the images and goes dollar signs in eyes AWOOOGA starts panting like a dog and writes out the links in their local microsoft edge tab and now their account is gone

versed heart
hushed hazel
hushed hazel
solar hare
#

thanks goat

dense marsh
#

i can compare internet scams like these to children and free candy vans

#

you know with like a clown driving a car

#

and FREE CANDY spray painted onto a white van

tropic jolt
#

id fall for the free candy vans if I was 6 or 7

hushed hazel
#

like i said, you don't need to outsmart the average person

dense marsh
#

its discord

high scaffold
#

I got my steam account stolen once (the scammers house was drone striked by steam)

tropic jolt
#

you would be surprised

hushed hazel
#

you just need to outsmart one person who has 0 knowledge of basic internet safety

#

which is clearly not at all hard to find

dense marsh
#

this is the kinda shit but it's on the internet

#

its not the same context

#

buttttt

#

hey

high scaffold
#

"free candy"
look inside
actual free candy and no children

high scaffold
#

Do kids still eat candy these days?

dense marsh
#

depends on what kind

#

gummy worms

#

chocolate

solar hare
dense marsh
#

i come on 😭

high scaffold
solar hare
#

bruh

dense marsh
#

admittedly i got scammed in the dumbest way a long time ago

#

it was a skyblockz discord server account scam

#

also it wasnt even fucking me who joined the discord it was my brother who clicked on the top of the page

#

and i didnt check if the server was real

#

and i without even thinking put in my microsoft acc code in the discord prompt and screwed myself

#

that was 2 years ago

#

half my fault half brothers

dense marsh
#

actual neanderthal brain

#

on my part

#

caveman brain

dusk bronze
#

i got scammed in hypixel skyblock by adding someone to a co-op, then they invited another person and they blocked me out of my own profile which is something you're fucking allowed to do

dense marsh
#

my brother was in a similar situation

#

but he didnt get kicked

dusk bronze
#

you can vote 2-1 to just
ban someone from their profile

#

and there's literally nothing you can do

#

and they just have access to your entire island

hushed hazel
#

lmao?

dense marsh
#

he invited some random called briancha420 and the first thing he did was attempt to steal shit from chests but there wasnt anything 😭

hushed hazel
#

the game is designed

dense marsh
#

so he left lmfao

misty wren
#

i played hypixel skyblock once but it was only for like half an hour and then i realized "wait this fucking sucks actually" and so i stopped

dense marsh
#

fuckin goober rushed to steal from his chests but all he could find were dungeons items and armor that you salvage and a bunch of other useless shit 😭

solemn crest
#

Aww come on I missed the free money?

dusk bronze
#

it only gets worse from there

dense marsh
#

you missed it

solemn crest
solemn crest
dusk bronze
#

i will never be able to comprehend how something like that could ever happen

dense marsh
#

this is a little evil but i was actually in a coop with my friend once

solemn crest
#

Like that’s a very dumb security flaw imo

dusk bronze
#

and to my knowledge it's still a thing 7 years later

dense marsh
#

let me tell you a tale

earnest jewel
#

A high tale?

dense marsh
#

pop a squat by the campfire

#

and ill tell you a story

#

i had a friend and coop member in skyblcok

dense marsh
#

and his name was noikzgaming

#

and he was actually just fucking useless

#

he didnt even do anything and wasnt active much

#

i told him to leave but he refused

#

so i got my other friend calugi to help me, i had a plan

#

i told noikz that ill build a sugarcane farm with the help of calugi if he was invited to the coop

#

and he agreed

#

so after that we 2-1 vote kicked his ass out of the coop and the last thing noikz said to me was "whore" on discord

#

and blocked me

dusk bronze
#

lol

#

that's actually valid

solemn crest
#

Yeah that makes sense but that’s still a dumb design

dusk bronze
#

but back when it happened to me there wasn't even a confirmation to invite the other person

#

they just did it completely without my input

dense marsh
#

literally 4 years ago

#

it was a while

dusk bronze
#

mine was 2020 i think

solemn crest
#

Wow that’s like, the 70’s or some th ing

dense marsh
#

i wonder how hes doing now 😭

#

but the cherry on top is him just calling me a whore and blocking me :SOB:

dusk bronze
#

i have since started a new account and gotten significantly further in the game than i ever was on the old one

solemn crest
#

I never really got into mc servers tbh

dusk bronze
#

but said game is not fun so i stopped playing

solemn crest
#

My main multiplayer experience with randos was destiny lol

dense marsh
solemn crest
#

I think I played a sky block server back in like 2015? 2014? It was so long ago

dusk bronze
#

yeah it's like wynncraft but it's just on hypixel

dense marsh
#

eh

#

skyblock is like runescape

dusk bronze
#

and the only reason they get people to keep playing is the sunk cost fallacy

#

that's literally it

solemn crest
#

Only thing I did was mine cobble and that’s it

dusk bronze
#

the gameplay is akin to smashing your dick with a hammer

#

it's genuinely awful

tropic jolt
#

minecraft cookie clicker

dusk bronze
#

such is the nature of mmos

dense marsh
#

should we take this converstaion to id:browse general-talk

dusk bronze
#

probably

solemn crest
#

I mean, mmos are actually fun sometimes

dusk bronze
#

though not like anything else happens in this channel

dense marsh
#

well im woke

#

as fuck

solemn crest
#

Cal updates is general XD

tropic jolt
#

horrible hog sso tomorrow amidias draedon yharim calamitas

solemn crest
#

Hmm

#

True

tropic jolt
#

8-3 disintegration loop

solemn crest
dense marsh
#

eh screw it

#

my first ever scam in skyblock

earnest jewel
dense marsh
#

was an item craft scam

solemn crest
tropic jolt
#

five little ozzatrons jumping on the bed

solemn crest
#

lol I can’t draw

dense marsh
vagrant wind
tropic jolt
#

yharim called the doctor and the doctor said

solemn crest
#

Only scam I ever was a part of was destiny 2 XD

sweet ember
#

any next update leaks?

dense marsh
#

beautiful greg...

solemn crest
earnest jewel
dense marsh
#

piggies like me

earnest jewel
#

You're bad?

dusk bronze
dense marsh
#

im the reason ur potato chips are gone

tropic jolt
#

kills you

proper raptor
#

RIP changelogs

solemn crest
#

Hog IV drip?

still bluff
#

this has been a discussion of all time

#

talk about the hogs not hypixel skyblock clueless

polar tide
solemn crest
#

Oh my god! It’s the Bast Statue from Terraria! Say the thing!

dense marsh
#

sorry haha

blazing field
dense marsh
#

me too

earnest jewel
blazing field
#

Im a grown woman. Candy good

earnest jewel
#

Squid it is.

solemn crest
#

Dude I have so many peanut m&ms at home

#

Life is good

polar tide
dense marsh
earnest jewel
#

This server is dedicated to making me feel old.

dense marsh
#

I LOVE EATING CHOCILATE MILK

earnest jewel
#

Eat?

#

Milk?

solemn crest
#

Yeah!

dense marsh
#

yes motherfucker

#

eat chocolate milk

low elm
#

eat milk.

earnest jewel
#

If you can eat your milk, it's spoilt.

tropic jolt
#

moons haunted

earnest jewel
#

CORRECT!

tropic jolt
sweet ember
polar tide
#

i forgot the commoners have embed perms in here now

solemn crest
#

Destiny reference?

dense marsh
#

"ugh the white names have perms"

tropic jolt
#

just saying you'd probably get more money if patreons had extra perms here 🤫

polar tide
#

i do hate waffles yes

low elm
#

WHAT

solemn crest
#

Thoughts on ?

dense marsh
still bluff
#

give calamiyt mod 5 ozzabucks for embed perms

sweet ember
#

@polar tideyo i got important question to ask

polar tide
#

hi

sweet ember
#

hey

#

since you are a dev could u add kofola drink with high buffs xd

blazing field
sweet ember
#

aw

dense marsh
#

i like gummy worms and icecream and chocolate

polar tide
#

i like cookies and brownies and ice cream and brownie ice cream and cookie dough ice cream and m&ms and kitkats

misty wren
#

i also have an important question it is deeply important to the fate of the mod .

sweet ember
polar tide
#

what is it sisyphus doobie

misty wren
#

what is your favorite Creacher.

dense marsh
#

those who say candy is for kids or that youre immature because you eat it or something

dense marsh
polar tide
tropic jolt
dense marsh
polar tide
#

specifically red headed morph

misty wren
#

CENTIPEDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

polar tide
#

google girl you have got to fucking stop

blazing field
tropic jolt
#

cuteeee

blazing field
#

I loove centupedes i loveee them

polar tide
#

THATS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

#

THATSN OT A REAL ANIMAL

dense marsh
#

what is even happening anymore

blazing field
#

Ai slop broken heart emoji

polar tide
#

THATS NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY WHAT A CENTIPEDE LOOKS LIKE

tropic jolt
#

what 😨

dull heart
#

wdym

#

that's a centipede

#

i think carny is hallucinating

deft lily
#

uncool man

blazing field
#

Its a horrible amalgalm.of a earwig and a mole cricket

deft lily
#

😠

tropic jolt
#

☹️

dull heart
#

photoshop

polar tide
#

?????????????????????what the fuck is this man

dull heart
#

why are you pretending that's ai

dull heart
#

that's a real centiped

deft lily
#

yo mama a real centiped

polar tide
#

actually are we even allowed to psot that

#

under the new rules

dense marsh
#

i can sense when a reddit conversation is present

#

reddit levels here are: 46/100

blazing field
earnest jewel
dull heart
#

moderate any posts encouraging the use of, instructing how to use, or made via generative AI for the purpose of replacing artistic work.

blazing field
#

Im a grub and i live in the soil

dull heart
#

i think this is safe?

polar tide
#

anyways this is the animal i was actually talking about

tropic jolt
#

im dead

deft lily
#

ururugh

dull heart
polar tide
#

can you stop

earnest jewel
dull heart
#

real talk though

#

why are centipedes so freaky

#

but millipedes cute

tropic jolt
#

they're not freaky you liar

dull heart
#

you'd think the more legs would make it freakier

polar tide
#

sorry to be a hardass but people are dumb and im too autistic about bugs to allow people to think an ai bug is a real bug even as a joke

polar tide
dense marsh
#

grab a hornet

blazing field
#

centipedes are cute specially when you realize that theyre the worlds biggest scaredy cats

dense marsh
#

a giant hornet and hold it

blazing field
#

ive grabbed a hornet just a few days ago

dense marsh
#

im too much of a wuss to hold one

polar tide
#

i don't trust my ability to identify the males so i will not be grabbing a hornet

dense marsh
#

let alone a fly

dull heart
#

freaky and cute are not mutually exclusive imo tbh

#

it also depends on the centepede

blazing field
#

ill be honest i was moslty just too tired ot use the usual bottle/cup and paper strat so

deft lily
#

im not rlly scared of bees or hornets but i would never grab one and hold it

dull heart
blazing field
#

i just kinda grabbed it by the wings when it was near the window and threw it out

polar tide
#

LOL

dull heart
#

the one house centepede with the really long legs i find more freaky

dense marsh
#

you truly are a brave warrior

#

i wouldn't even be in my room in that situation

dense marsh
#

😭

polar tide
#

which are also very cute when you realize they have puppy dog faces

blazing field
#

wasp stings arent even allat thats my hot take

#

most bug stings arent allat

dull heart
#

i had to live with wasps for like 4 months

#

it sucked

blazing field
#

theres exceptions though

dull heart
#

i never got stung though

blazing field
#

or if you have allergies

#

if you have allergies its evil

dense marsh
#

i have scaredy cat syndrome

dull heart
dense marsh
#

if anything small and looks like a bug lands on my body i am going to scream

blazing field
hushed hazel
#

my dad got stung inside his mouth by a wasp once because it flew into a beer can right before he took a sip

blazing field
#

centipede when the horrible and terrifying particle of dirt lands on them

blazing field
#

accident

#

it waso n my soda. at the beach

#

so i ate it

dull heart
blazing field
#

the beaches at my old city are absolutely filled with bees btw

#

atleast they were

#

idk if they stilla re

#

but theres bees fucking everywhere

dull heart
#

beeches

blazing field
#

crabs, no. fish? no. starfish, isopods, ANYTHING? no.

#

just

#

bees. honey bees. everywhere

arctic cliff
dull heart
#

some day i want to pet a bee but i doubt i will

polar tide
#

you can pet a bee

dull heart
#

i have a very much irrational fear of wasps and bees

dense marsh
#

aw i also wannado that

blazing field
#

i think the ,

#

the term "its more scared of you than you are scared of it"

#

applies more to centipedes than anything else

arctic cliff
#

like seriously, proportionally the millipede legs are so much smaller than centipede legs

dull heart
#

i love milipedes

dense marsh
#

looks like the gulper eel

blazing field
#

if a centipede bites you its because its currently having a panic attack over fucking Whatever

dull heart
#

it looks like someone took a pillbug and just

#

stretched it

polar tide
#

i was stung on my toe as a kid and it made me extremely afraid of wasps and bees for a long time but im over it now

blazing field
#

centipedes are so funny i love them

blazing field
dull heart
#

this should be what we resprite astrum deus

dull heart
polar tide
blazing field
#

when you

arctic cliff
blazing field
#

yeah thats what i was gonna post

dull heart
#

woah

blazing field
#

pill millipedes

dull heart
#

wait

arctic cliff
#

yup

dull heart
#

have i been seeing pill millipedes my whole life

#

and just never knew

polar tide
#

lets all be buggys

arctic cliff
#

i mean

dull heart
#

ok no

blazing field
#

probably not i think theyre endemic to only rainforests/jungles in some parts of asia

arctic cliff
#

rn im seeing some large "

dull heart
#

they're way bigger

arctic cliff
#

@dull heart wtf

dull heart
#

i just did a google search

arctic cliff
#

dont even imply it

polar tide
blazing field
#

Globmo

polar tide
#

THANK YOU FOR EDITING THAT LOL

dull heart
#

it was a typo crying

arctic cliff
#

JEEZ

polar tide
#

IK BUT HOLY FUCK LOOOOOL

deft lily
#

i saw that LMAO

arctic cliff
#

THAT WAS THE WORST POSSIBLE TYPO FUCK

deft lily
#

PHEWWW

dull heart
tropic jolt
#

ozzatron dozeeeee

#

you're getting cancelled

arctic cliff
#

doze's fingers coincidentally mispelling the worst possible typo ever

deft lily
#

rip bozo

dull heart
#

it's not my fault the keys are RIGHT NEXT to each other 😢

dense marsh
#

doze almost did what linus tech tips did 😭

polar tide
#

its ok doze. one time tofu linked a forum to me and i said to him "you're a f" with the intention being "you're a forum"

deft lily
#

lmfao

dull heart
#

lol

tropic jolt
#

you're a friend!

arctic cliff
#

FRIEND?

#

LIKE

#

INSID

tropic jolt
#

no

dull heart
#

okay actually there's so many times i just try to type a message and forget to finish the sentence

deft lily
#

friend!

#

:D

dull heart
#

you're a freaking astrum deus

polar tide
dense marsh
#

I'm harry dresden motherfucker

deft lily
arctic cliff
#

imagine if this showed up to your door and started acting like that one psychotic neckbeard

dull heart
#

spoiler time: next update changelog will have at least one line

arctic cliff
#

like, he sounded identical and did the exact same things

#

would you be so confidently telling him to get out of your house?

hushed hazel
vagrant wind
#

Greasy Pete

still bluff
#

embed perms were a mistake

vagrant wind
#

steak

dense marsh
#

wait this is unrelated but i do have a question