#calamity-update-talk
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Why not 10x hp the bosses...?
but yeah its just not really fun
boss rushes in general are kinda meh idk
godmaster does them fine i guess
with the new bosses at the end
but they arent generally super fun gameplay
tbh i deadass think the reason boss rush exists is bc fabsol played godmaster and was like woah i should add this to calamity
well when your level of movement increases by ten times over the course of the game it makes it impossible to really have anything resembling a fair fight with most of the bosses
i think my opinion of scal definitely has dropped a bit
i have realized i really do not like extended phases where you cant hit the boss unless its like
a desperation phase
I wonder how many people actually bother to do the boss rush anyways
its on boss checklist so im like i need to do this or else that empty checkbox is going to haunt me
if xeroc gets added its going to be interesting to see how boss rush ties into him
is his proposal that you fight him
i think at the very least boss rush should be removed from boss checklist because putting it on there makes it feel like your kinda obligated to do it when its more just fucking around with shadowspec
this is a pipe dream but i think boss rush could be better if you just made an entire difficulty mode that just turns all bosses into endgame-tier bosses
and then designed each and every one of them to fit
this is a pipe dream, mind ya, because thats a hella lot of effort
one way boss rush could probably be improved is maybe doing boss combos
like having mecha mayhem
or uh
the humble boss barrier
they added it to calclone and she's somehow perfectly fine with that
no really why is the calclone barrier perfectly okay
i feel like the fact that infernum nuked the bullet hell phases and just only had one at the literal end of the fight is pretty telling
but on the other hand, there's something novel about these
i just think that they definitely should be made more interesting tho because they're pretty samey
yeah
they make the fight pacing weird
also i just realized im stupid and didnt exhume community
i should do that
like rn they're a really weird "pattern" of bullets with some others to mix up the pacing
its kinda lame
they should be more i dunno
awesome

fatty
ok well shattered community makes boss rush like 10x more bearable
since you can spam rage so much
forgot this accessory existed
it's the best dps accessory in the game
besides like
angelic alliance
very forgettable imo
post-game accessory (if you kill scal last) and needs the community (an already rare drop)
🥰
if you think thats good just wait until you see a B tier item!
i had it equipped from the moment i got it lmao
i haven’t fought leviathan in a playthrough for the past 6 years
thats crazy ngl
Also Community is super over-hated and I will die on this hill
Its kind of boring since it just shoves a bunch of stats in everything and doesn’t really have any major cool mechanic or specific purpose
True, its just so nice and well rounded. It makes you comfortably better at literally everything
I find it a bit too hard to really justify, since grinding out ana and levi a ton of times isn’t super fun
You can craft it, no?
Also i personally don't mind because I have to grind Leviathan for the leviatitan anyway
not comfortably
Its like 10% to all stats at max
its more like a dish towel when you want a pillow
its an irradiant pearl
Is it better?
cshell has better stats until postml
Why run like 20% damage, when I could get 5 damage and 5 crit and like 40% of all the other stuff combined
only at night
cshell also has regen
and what are you fighting during the day
and a lot of cshell buffs are melee
nope
I just think its inconvenient to have to wait for night time
Doesn’t community give regen while taking dps from a debuff
really? I thought all the werewolf stuff was melee
postgame it gives 3 regen when regen is below 0
if you haven't killed a single boss then its 2
You don't fight cultist in day?
why would you use community preml when cshell is better
Does anyone fight betsy
i fight bosses at whatever time it is
also gl fighting fishron at night lmao
the tornadoes are literally invisible
why use accessories when you can use music boxes instead
aether monolith
TRUE
no lol
also yeah fighting betsy gets you damn good weapons and amazing wings
ok but i shouldve have to use a monolith to see attacks lmao
Its good but like ooa is kind if boring
This is where B only comes in🔥
i would fight betsy more but ooa is annoying
Get betsy's wrath and Betsy wings
sky dragon's fury and flying dragon are also damn good
And medals for final tier ballista
B only sounds like a really stupid but funny idea
you can skip the crystal timer
Are there even any armours staring with b
z only calamity,,,,,,,,,,,,
I mean someone is/was doing a B only run
i know
omega Blue
i still dont like it
Zenith
uhhhhhh
i hate that you have to try to protect the crystal while fighting betsy like
Thats an o item
bloodflare
Boreal Wood, Bee, Brimflame, beetle, Bloodflare
that is too much to keep track of
place sentries
thats the point
of the event
Blue omega armour
tower defense
Fighting cal clone with bee armour sounds like hell just to get brimflame
yeah but im playing terraria not a tower defense game
you get bundle so shes free
True
genuinely thats the only saving grace of B only i can see
bundle and bobbit hook
boom
youre doing befiled
you are playing terraria with tower defense aspect

The old one’s army whole sctick is that its a tower defence type event
and it being different is good
Doesn't help your last weapons are unlocked after polter
Cause the name is The Burning Sky not
ehhhhh itll be fine theres no time limited bosses
its also completely optional for a reason
Burning Sky
you dont HAVE to engage with ooa
I mean the faster you kill stuff the less time for mistakes
yeah
You can kind of ignore tier 1 unless you really want sentries though
I mean at least get the wartable for an extra sentry
im not a fan of TD games so i usually just dont do it
Since it only really gives war table and the sentry slot acc
I mean an extra rusty beacon goes hard
Albeit the +1 sentry slot accessories are kind of underated since they also give +10% damage
i have to put you in the shredder sorry
this is a kingdom rush household
They are solid accessories
I will say that the OOA armour are so underated
Is there already an update?
Like bro valhallha knight armour is insane
Squire and Valhalla knight are pretty damn good
they really should stack 😔
Apprentice also low-key nice
The ooa army armours are like the thing that make armour mixing o-
Whenever I do D only I'll have an opinion on Dark artist
And my no A run for Red riding
The set bonuses do end up not being super important cos the ooa army sentries aren’t like incredbi le
Genuinely, calamity should make sentries only a subclass like true melee is, with dedicated accessories and progression. It honestly would not take that many additions to flesh it out
In my recent ranger playthrough mixing red riding armour and shroomite was so strong since both set bonuses being lost is almost entirely irrelevent
Shroomite may as well not have one
so true
What boss will you use stealth on?
If they stacked that would be insane cos the accs would total to +40% summon damage which is kinda crazy
Like duke fishron when he phase transitions?
the non ooa sentries are though
its ok in multiplayer
make it sentry damage
Then it’d suck unless you want sentries
You assume calamity players have people to play multiplayer with
A bold assumption
dreadmines, lunar portals, rainbow crystals, sanctified sparks

spikecrags
Genuinely vanilla ranger set bonuses are so bad
i did forget spikecrags but theyre also the best weapon in the game rn
True
there like genuinely aren't any
Fossil armour giving ammo conservation sucks ass
other than vortex my goat
Isn’t vortex just like shroomite 2
Shroomite but slightly better
I thought it was also stealth
No because you can move
You can move a little
its so much better
Oh okay that actuall sound useable
Its a huge difference
iirc in vanilla its 60% damage 40% crit but im not super sure
celebration mk2 mogs summoner iirc
I mean it has some cool weapons
Not with terraprisma and possession
especially with vortex stealth
what, the SDMG?
I was still using arietes post ml cause the healing go hard
Oh I meant in vanilla
Oh mb
I don’t really like how betsy duke and empress all give bows though, since it feels like all of them get outshined by phantasm
Like they’re really cool but like why bother
But yeah, for vanilla, melee has Zenith, Summoner has the sentries and terraprisma and possession, and mage has nebula buffs with last crystal. Ranger lags significantly behind even with the double damage from vortex taken into account
When vortex is basically free
Last prism
Doesn’t last prism kinda suck
The flip is a last crystal
What did I say

Anyway I have a class in litk 7.5 hours so I am going to leave lol
I get what you mean though
Aside from like celebration mk2 which is style over substance
Take care👋
I will say i feel so bad for the stardust cell staff cos like I feel like it has got to be the least used lunar weapon
Like has anyone actually used it
Cal makes it pretty good no?
Cos the dragon is way cooler and generally better iirc
Like they had to absolutely dunk on dragon but still
Calamity does like half the dragons damage
Right?
Honestly there being 2 minions crafted from stardust and 0 sentries, and 0 minions dropped from moonlord but 2 sentries feels so dumb
Like mixing minions is almosy never used, and as a result only one of each really every gets used
Yeah cut in half
kinda crazy how that still doesn’t make it “bad”
Also am i insane or is the rainbow crystal staff not dropping from the boss all about rainbows with a similar aesthetic in some of her drops but from moon lord instead is weird
I know its older than her but like it kinda feels misplaced now
Also Which moon lord sentry is even better cos like I always just use whichever one i get first
anyways now that i beat boss rush its time to do wotg
before any of the fun stuff from that tho i want to grind out all the books
im probably supposed to get them through a full playthrough
that would make sense
but im going to just grind the fuck out of everything that can drop a book lol
Random future plans question: is the plan for shadowspec stuff to be post-yharim after he gets added or will it be the gear for the yharim-fight
Like is the plan for it to remain post exos and scal
shadowspec would be post yharim i think
but not post noxus or xeroc
demonshade will be just post scal tho
meow
lmao i saw this and the first thing i thought of was horrible hog
i may have brainrot 💔
How horrid
I will say its kinda crazy how many lore important characters just aren’t ever seen in game
Like all the gods otherr than the few in game, and like statis and braelor are all so important yet never seen
oink
Especially siIva being so important yet never actually seen
it would be cool if someone made a calamity addon that lets you fight like
a memory of zeratros
It would be cool if it like you fought several of the dead gods (and silva) when they were in their prime in an addon
Yharim isn’t real hes a hoax made by big tyrant to make people think calamity will ever add another boss
yeah but what if i speedrun learning terraria modding so i can make this
(i do actually kind of want to learn terraria modding)
if you’re gonna get into tmodding, take your time and don’t rush to make anything crazy
yup
i shall make wires mod
i think the issue is whatever coding i do for terraria will be quite different from my major

my major is robotics engineering so a lot of that code is much lower level
im already making it 
i concede
c#
its important to know the fundamentals first and have a good understanding of what makes a fun mod before making anything super ambitious
resume your endeavor
still learning the basics tho
by the way can you play kazoo?
no
ah
i kind of just randomly had an idea to turn empress of light into gms and i want to do it 😭
i have no idea how to even make a basic enemy lol
Gms?
grand mother silk
i played drums until the pandemic but i haven’t played since
Ohhhh
there are guides made by tmod and an example mod
from silksong
yeah but knowing me id end up making a boss worse than fabsol 😭
weeee
you gotta start from somewhere
its why you make normal enemies first before making a boss
as long as you know the boss is bad, you are better
"ueeeee i cant start doing something new because i'll be bad at it" how about i kill you with fire magic
just learn the basics and build from there
i do actually know the math for shit tho
three celled organism
i just need to learn how to apply it
what name should we bestow it that can incapculate its joyous nature?
The Mirthful Roller
i am not applying anything i learned from my ode class last quarter what the fuck was that class
Making bad stuff is also good since it teaches you what you shouldn’t do
Failure teaching and allat
but i feel like linalg and vector calc stuff is probably useful in terraria modding
sometimes i think about getting into coding then i realize it would require me to be good at math and i start crying
the problem is all the coding ive done was more just like implementing math equations for something than actually like deep programming
like it was more math than programming
me on my way to make a boss with pid tuned arms
i think the thing for modding is also i need time to do it which my classes are eating a lot of now(i have an intro to circuits class that i think is going to end up giving a fuck ton of work later on in the quarter)
I’d love to like make terraria mods but like i need to first like go through the basics
i think sometimes you can learn more by just going for it
as a bio major robotics looks like the scariest most mind blending shit ever good luck
i was a robotics kid in hs
i can do this
(i am genuinely scared of some of the classes i will have to take)
idk why but for some reason understanding how manmade stuff works is so much less intuitive to me than understanding organic mechanisms
would rather go through 1 billion more chemistry courses than have to take one Circuits Class
what is e&m
electricity & magnetism
HORRIFYING
can i spec into both
i like to know what makes something go but dont like to understand it on a chemical level
i also like to know how to make people happy but dont want to think abt it chemically
make me happy
TRUTH NUKE????
tung sahur
if youre studying biology you have to do chemical. im sorry.
not even joking ive done more chemistry courses than biology courses
its when i have to do math
for my Biology Major
chemistry very much involves math 💔 unless you're doing organic chem then it's negligible
i feel like a lot of science should allow more "sure why the fuck not"s instead of 20 page thesises to explain why cats like cats
No
the literal mission statement of science as a field is to provide concrete explanations rather than "why the fuck not"s
"why the fuck not"s are antithetical to science as a discipline
why cant i do it as the beginning of my concept
my hypothesis should be able to just be "i think that wolves will absolutely detest tigers" instead of "due to chemical 401-b epsilon, i believe within reason that tigers would cause a heightened state of cortisol within Canis"
i can't tell if you're being serious or not
well that wouldn't be a hypothesis it'd be the conclusion
its really late at night. i am most times not serious and should be taken unseriously unless i directly say "take me seriously"
i just flatly Say Shit
both work as a hypothesis technically because a hypothesis can be literally anything (though if you're publishing a paper about it you can't be as flippant and casual obviously)
why not. whats stopping me :(
why cant i go to draedon and say "hey man. scientific paper here. i have a great idea and it involves wolves and tigers"
outside of getting hit with the wrath of >10 machines
"due to chemical 401-b epsilon, i believe within reason that tigers would cause a heightened state of cortisol within Canis" <- for example the focus of this study would be less "do wolves hate tigers" and more "is this specific theorized interaction accurate"
i see
i mean i guess it works for specific testing
but thats quite narrow in my eyes . why not test all the possible interactions of tigers and wolves
unless someone else has tested that. then i cant also do it unless im crosstesting
care
kitter
moomoo
Gar
cow
blub
kitr
orange 👍
Do kitties like slimes?
a little bit of goop
what was the point of giving navystone a line of blocks only obtained from shimmer
and why does basalt specifically have a 110% pickaxe power requirement
its all stuff from sso
Probably because it was meant to only be mined in hardmode
hog today for sure
I do wonder if the plan is for the shimmer cycles to be a permanent thing even after the eventual sso update
I don't think it's coming
non believer
i think we're way past help
the end
of all things
@cunning sequoia look at this bug
pretty buge
really long antennae
he hears. everything..
the listener.....
Cute
This dude’s picking up radio frequencies
those antennae and eyes made me think moth but then thebodymade me think bee
that’s such a bug holy shit
Patch this immediately
was going to but just because you asked like it im not gonna anymore
Is Exxo Avalon Origins Compatibility still planned?
I remember seeing something about that awhile ago
I think that was a Fabsol originated plan? I'd assume they don't plan on that anymore but idk
actually is it a moth or a bee?
Iirc no since Fabsol plan and all of his plans are scrapped
😭 fabsols aside idt this would've ever been realized tbf
Ah I didn't know it was a Fabsol thing
I hope there is some sort of compatibility in the future as mod compatibility is always a good thing
Cal is not designed with compatibility in mind (other than making mods not crash when loading together), but rather as a stand alone experience
Altho #suggestions-posting and #1052323733961977947 exist for a reason
to be fair there's a jump between compatibility and a third paladin or god forbid a third second evil
Fair lol
Wasnt there a third paladin sprite in the Future Doc?
I do think calamity should be baseline compatible with as much as possible regardless of ig balance will be wacky
Which is what it mostly is rn
Yes. I was never quite sure what the sprite was for but that's one of the things mentioned for it
i think it was originally for some kind of compatibility with avalon
Honestly slime god and queen slime just needs to be merge into the same boss fight in my opinion
im pretty sure it was meant to be a miniboss paladin
heck we’re likely not getting the SG in one of the album covers
It's on one of the CDs already
^
Yeah, balance should generally probably be left to addons which intend to add compatibility stuff
Special compatibility is a lot to do on top of the mod's base stuff, and most people wouldn't even use it
First you could buff the slime amors to fit better into hardmode. Giving you more options for early hardmode amor than just ore armors. Second it would make the slime god fight more than just fight to king slimes
slime armor early hardmode is literally just crystal assassin
Yeah but at least it can scale with a damage type
why would you want that
scaling with all damage at once is just better
assuming it has comparable stats
Generally the buffs from scaling is just better than the crystal amor buffs
Honestly just fusing the crystal amor and statigel amor sets together would be cool. Giving you a double jump and a dash
Do you mean replacing queen slime with slime god? If that's it I don't think they want to make big changes in vanilla like that
Nah i think just reworking the queen slime fight to make it feel like your fighting slime god
Without changing her looks?
pretty sure that's not true
Crystal Assassin is like, really good
except for summoner
if it was good for summoner too it'd be way too strong i think
yeah
I mean they could change there look they did it with brain of culthu
🙏 spring stool in 2.2 trust
I mean isnt the idea of SG going to post-ML already something being thrown around rn?
Or is that scrapped?
not scrapped but not neccisarilly confirmed either
I mean we already lost one slime boss
I can’t really think of a reason that SG would need to be made QS-tier tbh
the huh
~~what if sg got removed and replaced with a good boss ~~
ive never heard fucking postml sg
I think it being the first living god you fight in hardmode makes sense
ive heard sg being swapped with calclone in progression
The lore is subject to change afaik
replace them with two worms
deus 2
and ive heard evil2 and dragonfolly being swapped in progression
I’ve heard evil2 and calclone being swapped
but not slime god being put into postml
We already have enough worms as is
evil2 folly is almost certainly going to happen at this rate
evil2 and dragonfolly is probably more likely than sg and calclone
I would be shocked if it doesnt but thats far in the future
But the reason they’d move SG to post ML is so each stage of the game starts with a slime boss (again this is just stuff I’ve heard in this chat)
Wtf are you hearing from 😭
This chat, way back
3 entire boss reworks is not something I forsee happening before 1.4.5 port so probably at least a year (its gonna be like 3-4 at the pace the mod is currently at but shh)
It ain’t gonna happen right now, obviously
But from what I know there’s a lot of speculation regarding tier shifting bosses
yeah back in like early 2022
No there was absolutely some talk about it within the last few months
implying boss retiers were being genunely considered pre 25
one single mention by not you and it was in june 2025
this is inaccurate
also that would suck
"worst of both worlds" ass progression swap
give aureus crab claws
I second this
what changed
Where post ML crab?
old calamity where aureus gets buffed after ml...
devs said theyre adding exo crab, 100% true btw

Exo crabulon
At this point I need a complete redesign
And they won't change vanilla bosses like that
Queen slime doesn't have the god part in any part of her design, it's literally a meme boss😭
Guys is yharim still planning on being added as a final boss or was that scrapped?
he will be added in the final guaranteed update in several years
Ohh ok
To me yharim is such a cool character in the lore and I just am really excited to be able to learn more about him
true!
yharim is just a concept
he'll never exist ever
exxo crabalon
hopefully theyll find a good name for it
exxo crabalon is an awesome name
yharim
noxus
yharon
leegrid
Yharnam
yhararhom
Yhorm?
racist dragon
i can fix him
racist dragon
*chicken
calamity mod jungle dragon yharnam
❌
j
Swapping your electrons with your protons
Turning your protons into neutrons
just watched gp's reupload of all three finales at once
i doubt its very possible anymore given the custom arena scal forces you into?
you can just tp out still
doesnt it inflict vulnhex while you're outside it?
does it?
im like 25% sure
anyway, its probably still possible inside the box if you obliterate yharon really quickly
or use postgame gear instead of post yharon
did they patch feral bobber + dev. o' cods ripping him in 15 seconds or
but if you stick to post yharon and dont want to cheese, it would be nearly impossible
yeah sin cheese unless you can force yharon to stay stuck outside the arena and not mash the center of it
Changing the mass of your protons
Turning your neutrons into protons
You can't kill me I am the coconut image holding tf2 together

Woag?
woag!
wrath of a god
wail of a gnasher
hogamity mod


The hog when it's horrible
MR BEAST
FREE MONEY
give me money
WOOOOO
must've been the 🐌
ah yes mr beast coming to save the day
The rogue helmets have called to me once again
they send pictures and they think we'll like get hypnotized or something
get people's accounts
You greatly overestimate average people intelligence
what
doesn't even need to be the average person it just needs to be one (1) person out of literally over a quarter million who thinks it's legit and gets yoinked and now everyone here gets to see it
common sense could dictate that you should refrain from clicking random and weird shit
also how can you get scammed from it
no link
no nothing
i understand theres more to that
but like
ocme on
honestly
i'd guess one of the images has a link to it
sometimes it also happens randomly
i promise i did not click on a stupid mrbeast link when i got hacked
so the thought process is someone sees the images and goes dollar signs in eyes AWOOOGA starts panting like a dog and writes out the links in their local microsoft edge tab and now their account is gone
Sure buddy
Tbf there are some people who are new to the internet
i would never doubt you my goat
thanks goat
i can compare internet scams like these to children and free candy vans
you know with like a clown driving a car
and FREE CANDY spray painted onto a white van
id fall for the free candy vans if I was 6 or 7
like i said, you don't need to outsmart the average person
well nobodys 6 or 7 here are they
its discord
I got my steam account stolen once (the scammers house was drone striked by steam)
you would be surprised
you just need to outsmart one person who has 0 knowledge of basic internet safety
which is clearly not at all hard to find
this is the kinda shit but it's on the internet
its not the same context
buttttt
hey
"free candy"
look inside
actual free candy and no children
ehh you got a point
Do kids still eat candy these days?
i hope you will not have that happen to you as well buddy
i come on 😭
Too late, already was scammed once
bruh
admittedly i got scammed in the dumbest way a long time ago
it was a skyblockz discord server account scam
also it wasnt even fucking me who joined the discord it was my brother who clicked on the top of the page
and i didnt check if the server was real
and i without even thinking put in my microsoft acc code in the discord prompt and screwed myself
that was 2 years ago
half my fault half brothers
and yeah, it was the security code
actual neanderthal brain
on my part
caveman brain
i got scammed in hypixel skyblock by adding someone to a co-op, then they invited another person and they blocked me out of my own profile which is something you're fucking allowed to do
you can vote 2-1 to just
ban someone from their profile
and there's literally nothing you can do
and they just have access to your entire island
lmao?
he invited some random called briancha420 and the first thing he did was attempt to steal shit from chests but there wasnt anything 😭
the game is designed
so he left lmfao
i played hypixel skyblock once but it was only for like half an hour and then i realized "wait this fucking sucks actually" and so i stopped
fuckin goober rushed to steal from his chests but all he could find were dungeons items and armor that you salvage and a bunch of other useless shit 😭
Aww come on I missed the free money?
the first week is the best part
it only gets worse from there
mrbeast was here just a moment ago
you missed it

That seem… dumb
i will never be able to comprehend how something like that could ever happen
this is a little evil but i was actually in a coop with my friend once
Like that’s a very dumb security flaw imo
let me tell you a tale
A high tale?
pop a squat by the campfire
and ill tell you a story
i had a friend and coop member in skyblcok
and his name was noikzgaming
and he was actually just fucking useless
he didnt even do anything and wasnt active much
i told him to leave but he refused
so i got my other friend calugi to help me, i had a plan
i told noikz that ill build a sugarcane farm with the help of calugi if he was invited to the coop
and he agreed
so after that we 2-1 vote kicked his ass out of the coop and the last thing noikz said to me was "whore" on discord
and blocked me
Yeah that makes sense but that’s still a dumb design
but back when it happened to me there wasn't even a confirmation to invite the other person
they just did it completely without my input
this event took place 2022 years after the birth of jesus christ
literally 4 years ago
it was a while
mine was 2020 i think
Wow that’s like, the 70’s or some th ing
i wonder how hes doing now 😭
but the cherry on top is him just calling me a whore and blocking me :SOB:
i have since started a new account and gotten significantly further in the game than i ever was on the old one
I never really got into mc servers tbh
but said game is not fun so i stopped playing
My main multiplayer experience with randos was destiny lol
skyblock is it's own game atp
I think I played a sky block server back in like 2015? 2014? It was so long ago
yeah it's like wynncraft but it's just on hypixel
and the only reason they get people to keep playing is the sunk cost fallacy
that's literally it
Only thing I did was mine cobble and that’s it
minecraft cookie clicker
such is the nature of mmos
probably
I mean, mmos are actually fun sometimes
though not like anything else happens in this channel
Cal updates is general 
horrible hog sso tomorrow amidias draedon yharim calamitas
8-3 disintegration loop
See a doctor.
was an item craft scam
I didn’t make this I just found it here
five little ozzatrons jumping on the bed
lol I can’t draw

i didn't have the recipe to the explosive bow unlocked and i asked a guy to help me but he just the took my shit and ignore added me
yharim called the doctor and the doctor said
Only scam I ever was a part of was destiny 2 
any next update leaks?
beautiful greg...
No more ozzatrons jumping on the bed!
Hog.
You're bad?
there will be one
im the reason ur potato chips are gone
kills you
RIP changelogs
Hog IV drip?
jeez i hope not we just had the floors replaced
Oh my god! It’s the Bast Statue from Terraria! Say the thing!
yes yesss we get it
sorry haha
I eat candy
me too
Are you a kid, or a squid?
Im a grown woman. Candy good
Squid it is.
i literally just got done drinking chocolate milk and eating goldfish crackers and im a grown ass 21 year old man
same here and i can confirm
This server is dedicated to making me feel old.
I LOVE EATING CHOCILATE MILK
Yeah!
eat milk.
If you can eat your milk, it's spoilt.
moons haunted
CORRECT!
embed perms were a mistake
wdym bro
i forgot the commoners have embed perms in here now
Destiny reference?
you fuck you just discriminated the commoners
"ugh the white names have perms"
just saying you'd probably get more money if patreons had extra perms here 🤫
i do hate waffles yes
WHAT
Thoughts on ?
what kind of candy though???
give calamiyt mod 5 ozzabucks for embed perms
@polar tideyo i got important question to ask
hi
I like chocolate and milkshakes and icecream
aw
i like gummy worms and icecream and chocolate
i like cookies and brownies and ice cream and brownie ice cream and cookie dough ice cream and m&ms and kitkats
i also have an important question it is deeply important to the fate of the mod .
diabeto?
what is it sisyphus doobie
what is your favorite Creacher.
those who say candy is for kids or that youre immature because you eat it or something
shut the fuck up honestly who gives a shit
giant desert centipede aka scolopendra heros
yelling at clouds
makes you look like shit tbh
specifically red headed morph
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CENTIPEDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
google girl you have got to fucking stop
TWINNING HELL YEAH
cuteeee
I loove centupedes i loveee them
what is even happening anymore
Ai slop broken heart emoji
THATS NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY WHAT A CENTIPEDE LOOKS LIKE
what 😨
dude what the fuck why'd you leak my face on the internet
uncool man
Its a horrible amalgalm.of a earwig and a mole cricket
😠
☹️
photoshop
?????????????????????what the fuck is this man
why are you pretending that's ai
that's a real centiped
yo mama a real centiped
No. Die.
moderate any posts encouraging the use of, instructing how to use, or made via generative AI for the purpose of replacing artistic work.
Im a grub and i live in the soil
i think this is safe?
anyways this is the animal i was actually talking about
im dead
ururugh
what kind of ai prompt made this it's so clearly fake smh
can you stop
Face reveal!?
they're not freaky you liar
you'd think the more legs would make it freakier
sorry to be a hardass but people are dumb and im too autistic about bugs to allow people to think an ai bug is a real bug even as a joke
centipedes are cute too if youre not a wuss
are you a wuss?
grab a hornet
centipedes are cute specially when you realize that theyre the worlds biggest scaredy cats
a giant hornet and hold it
ive grabbed a hornet just a few days ago
im too much of a wuss to hold one
i don't trust my ability to identify the males so i will not be grabbing a hornet
let alone a fly
ill be honest i was moslty just too tired ot use the usual bottle/cup and paper strat so
im not rlly scared of bees or hornets but i would never grab one and hold it
like this fella is vibing and cool
i just kinda grabbed it by the wings when it was near the window and threw it out
LOL
the one house centepede with the really long legs i find more freaky
yeet
😭
youre thinking of scutigeromorpha
which are also very cute when you realize they have puppy dog faces
theres exceptions though
i never got stung though
i have scaredy cat syndrome
wait this is so true what
if anything small and looks like a bug lands on my body i am going to scream
centipedes when the wind blows lightly towards them
my dad got stung inside his mouth by a wasp once because it flew into a beer can right before he took a sip
centipede when the horrible and terrifying particle of dirt lands on them
stupidass baby
i ate a bee like this once
accident
it waso n my soda. at the beach
so i ate it
isn't this part of the plot of Bedtime Stories or something
the beaches at my old city are absolutely filled with bees btw
atleast they were
idk if they stilla re
but theres bees fucking everywhere
beeches
crabs, no. fish? no. starfish, isopods, ANYTHING? no.
just
bees. honey bees. everywhere
because the legs are really fucking tiny
some day i want to pet a bee but i doubt i will
you can pet a bee
i have a very much irrational fear of wasps and bees
aw i also wannado that
i think the ,
the term "its more scared of you than you are scared of it"
applies more to centipedes than anything else
like seriously, proportionally the millipede legs are so much smaller than centipede legs
i love milipedes
looks like the gulper eel
if a centipede bites you its because its currently having a panic attack over fucking Whatever
i was stung on my toe as a kid and it made me extremely afraid of wasps and bees for a long time but im over it now
centipedes are so funny i love them
well about that
this should be what we resprite astrum deus
shh
you really have to actively try to get a centipede to bite you
when you
FUN FACT: THERE ARE MILLIPEDES, THAT CONVERGENTLY EVOLVED TO BE REALLY SIMILAR TO PILLPUGS
yeah thats what i was gonna post
woah
pill millipedes
wait
yup
lets all be buggys
i mean
ok no
probably not i think theyre endemic to only rainforests/jungles in some parts of asia
rn im seeing some large "
they're way bigger
@dull heart wtf
i just did a google search
dont even imply it
Doze.
Globmo
THANK YOU FOR EDITING THAT LOL
it was a typo crying
JEEZ
IK BUT HOLY FUCK LOOOOOL
i saw that LMAO
THAT WAS THE WORST POSSIBLE TYPO FUCK
PHEWWW
could have been worse on my next message after...
doze's fingers coincidentally mispelling the worst possible typo ever
rip bozo
it's not my fault the keys are RIGHT NEXT to each other 😢
doze almost did what linus tech tips did 😭
its ok doze. one time tofu linked a forum to me and i said to him "you're a f" with the intention being "you're a forum"
lmfao
lol
you're a friend!
no
okay actually there's so many times i just try to type a message and forget to finish the sentence
you're a freaking astrum deus
I'm harry dresden motherfucker
😊
imagine if this showed up to your door and started acting like that one psychotic neckbeard
spoiler time: next update changelog will have at least one line
like, he sounded identical and did the exact same things
would you be so confidently telling him to get out of your house?
POOKIE ‼️
this is astrum deus
Greasy Pete
embed perms were a mistake
steak
wait this is unrelated but i do have a question

