#calamity-update-talk
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yea sure bonus damage when the enemy is moving. literally every enemy moves.
hi john debuffs do you have any opinions
i actually think all of these are problems caused primarily from terraria outgrowing it's base
not core issues to terraria itself
outgrowing its... roots?
theres like 1 vanilla enemy that doesnt move and 5 in calamity
within the limits of 1.0 terraria a lot of the "dated" design of terraria works significantly better
I kind of feel like while the elemental debuff resistances are lame it is better than having some enemies completely be immune them, since it means that the debuff can still in some way be used on them rather than just entirely not working
best example is Silenced debuff
Silenced is horrific in current terraria but it actually was quite good for the original design of the game
because it was made for a simpler game
with how complex modern terraria is, a lot of the design choices are archaic
not just a simpler game - a game with different views and goals
that too
it has less to do with complexity and more to do with changing design concepts as the game aged
I just now realized the hog posting is going to be unbearable when the update drops
Generally my opinion is still to axe resistances and weaknesses but keep the elemental system for other purposes
for people who dont understand. mana using weapons was a subset of weapons. swords could also use mana. there really wasnt a way to quickly regenerate it. mage wasnt a class. mana using weapons were essentially a subset of weapons ud use for large burst damage
In vanilla its actually a debuff that only applies to the player p sure, so yeah when applied to enemies it just works as any other damaging debuff does 90% of the time
they wouldnt be ur primary weapons
not just burst damage, but also utility/range
yeah there were no classes
some weapons just happened to use mana
Ammo was actually scarce/expensive back then
I actually preffer that approach over classes honestly
so mana was a limited-time but free resource that provided range sometimes
play roots
go my Roots
play roots
yea arrows were like twice as expensive and the special arrows were twic3 as expensive too
actually
As someone whos played terraria back then, I much prefer they way things are now
yknow how 1 wood 1 stone makes like 25 arrows now
I can see the elemental system being kept for some interesting interactions and quriks yeah
it made three.
Like a fire debuff melting a ice enemy's ice armor ro somethi gn(random bullshittium example)
i like classes bc it allows for significantly more specialization
wasnt it like 5
lmao???
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As a background system in da code thats used for certain things but not really on your face in the gameplay
Yeah
burrower go brrr
But the weakness and resistance system is
Bleh
I don't think it's gonna survive for very long
it causes much more problems than it provides merits
It's true yeah
it does have merits but they're simply not worth the problems overall
That's a actually very fun usage of the debuff system
Once again burrower number 1 campeao do mundo
I think that in a different mod it could work
If the burrower tiers happen I hope they interact differently with eletricity
i think that it primarily doesn't work because debuffs are just Passively There on almost everything in calamity
it's not really something you think about
But it's not working in a mod where the entire latter half of Post Moon Lord is comprised of bosses that very clearly shouldn't be hurt by fire

Like it supercharges them and they kill you
what if electric debuffs made mechanical enemies like
stop moving for a split second every so often idk
literally half of post provi weapons having holy flames
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post dog too with gsi
this is why i was very strict about voidfrost usage
I do think that's part of the problem yeah
i was gonna say weapon debuff availability should be like stratus yeah
you actually have to try
stratus once again being the goat
i think same debuffs with different flavours would be nice so u could actually stack debuff damage properly
No bias detected
i am never biased nor ever wrong
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or at least somewhat similar strength
different flavors..?
and not just a debuff for a type once every 5 tiers and put it for everything
functionally same but are different so they can be stacked
good example would be
kinda like shadowflame and cursed flame
Not a big fan of that personally
both around the same strength so u can stack em
U can make debuffs interesting without it being just Damage damage π
Yeah I like that the variety exists but no need for more
adding more ways to debuff stack is just kind of eh to me and is just gonna add to the zillion debuffs taht just all do the same thing
best debuff in the mod though tbh tbh
there's already a lot you can do debuff stacking in cal
At the end of the day whatever you do with debuffs eventually will be fine I'm sure
Just as long as amalgam stays busted
if debuff stacking was so good, why did it not matter when ultra liquidator lost literally every single debuff it had
because nobody uses it anyway 
amalgalm now makes every enemy instantly die to shadowflame
make debuffs inflict whip tags
specifically shadowflame nothing else
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we must fight a war against fire debuffs
the tyranny of on fire! and its disciples must end
You're not ready for Xeroc inflicting ultra-primordial-on fire!
let me tell you how much ive come to loathe skyline wings
When is tmod updatind to 1.5 i need the extra whips
the very real update 1.5
in 2 years
sometime this year
Tmod 1.4.5 is still some months away
when 1.5 dropping
yesterday
I can endure that
oh skyline wings... if only u werent competing against sandstorm balloon... maybe someone would use you
damn i missed it
Not to mention the bundle of balloons
november 16th 2021
the only wings i will accept in phm are fledgeling wings π
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Fledgling Wings feel so bad imo
Double jump supremacy
Will be graced with their presence whenever I get round to doing F items onlys
At least Flurry Boots soften the blow
It'd be fun if whenever aerialite stuff was inevitably reworekd skyline wings used fledling in their recipe or something. Idk. feels fitting
but maybe that'd be bad given fledlings are kinda annoying to get? Eh, i dunno
I mean you can craft them
That'd be cool though
because i wasn't there to stop it
Fledgeling wings have one good side, they work as horseshoe as well
fledgling wings are like
actually really good
they're more boot reliant than jumps are
but they have more control in exchange
I mean the great thing about mobility options is that you can probably find some combo that suits how you wanna play
yeah
There's a lot of options
The bad thing: almost nobody actually understands what those options do
Boots, wings, dashes, mounts, hovers, there's alot to discover
And thus alot you can master
I mean you guys have done a solid job on the wings side of things
I can't say too much since I never played before 2.1
The numbers are technically more clear but way harder for people to parse
but like, the real worst offender is running boots
The wearer can run super fast
question
since people here says that stained, brutal calamity isn't canon, will calamitas get another theme somewhere in the future or not necessary?
I doubt it
replacing a dm dokuro song would make the community crucify the developers
true
Crazy considering how we treated dokuro
Shattered Community
whos we
that aint us bud that was a minority
We meaning the collective calamity mod community
Anyway I won't continue that
Talk
youtube comment section does not like change, or waiting for change
unnecessary
they're almost certainly gonna replace servants of the scourge at least
imagine reworked signus with the current music 
yeah but thats a bit different since its just knockoff scourge of the universe
Could add it as smth you could toggle
Like if you want the alt sound track or not
what about it
it would be Bad
i wouldn't mind this
since i play other music while i fight calamitas
also if a dokuro song was replaced somebody would mod it back in immediately
true
and there would still be a music box
if SBC was replaced I think I would die a little inside honestly
I will say the old music kinda has an issue with motifs because they're mostly old lore motifs. Why would weaver have dog's motif throughout a good deal of the song in current lore.
why would you pick that example
that's the most reasonable one
How so, it's no longer a younger dog, it's just some distortion worm atm
A worm dog kinda doesn't like
they're still connected way more than dog and cv
or dog and signus (literally no relation)
what 
yeah...
lore
leviana is a fight against two chuds

honestly thats not even the main issue for me
the main issue for me is that said motif is 90% of the song
i do not see it ever being replaced
also that yeah
in fact replacing SBC is probably the third worst possible song to replace
after RotJD and Universal Collapse
simply from the perspective of a buisness

when listening to servants of the scourge you can really really really tell that it was made for a time when servants were more dog subphase or miniboss than individual bosses
when are we switching crab and dog's themes
but ultimately i'm just one person
if the team decided to replace it for some reason it could happen
I just find that idea incredibly unlikely
storm weaver and dog are still pretty heavily connected tbh
id say theyre just connected differently compared to old lore while with signus and ceaseless the connection is p much gone
like the connection is still big its just not big in the same way
imo if there was one SotS to stay and the others be replaced
void would keep it
but who knows what would actually happen
old dog and storm weaver was like.
dog going up to weaver "look i'm still 50 times better than you but that's aying alot more than everyone else! i'm like, 500 times better than them. You're like the least lame out of the lame ones (everyone whos not me)"
new old dog and storm weaver is,
weaver: i like to play and draw
dog: I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE
i think that signus is the one that needs SotS gone the most though for sure because like
lore signus now vs lore signus sots implies is HUGE
Signus has by far the least connection to DoG and is also like
immensely more significant than he was before yeah
please just fucking rename signus's title
SotS is just a miniboss theme really
meh
Current narrative Signus is,
minibosses aren't real
he cant be the envoy of dog if hes canonically not
miniboss or dog subphase
What i mean is that it sounds like a miniboss theme
no u
why is he still named that
3 YEARS
after from the ashes
you can tell it wasnt made to be a track for actual bosses
And dwas designed as such really because sentinels were (and currently still are) nothing more than glorified minibosses
storm weaver rework mod save us
they were meant to be parts of a greater whole, thus their fights individually is pretty, not allat
signus freud
probably because signus was meant to be resprited and reworked ages ago
true
they were probably waiting on that all this time to do anything with him
i am so hyped for signus to be done
signus is the worst case of this cuz the narrative signus has now paints him as if anything about on par with DoG in terms of importance and close in terms of power
no
plea
too busy with The Hog sorry man
too busy with [redacted]
what is 2.2 even about π
i will eat the hog if he continues to hog up the attention
too busy with Sacrifice. Sacrifice. Sacr
i mea the next update is the hog update i think its warranted
sorry, Sacrifice is not in the 7 rogue weapons i reworked this patch
calamity devs can have a little shitpost demon boar, as a treat
the update is called hog wild idk what you expect to hog the attention
we need to kill this hog
ah right. its haram.
fine, im sending him to omega amidas
stopppp
what does horrible hog do actually
do we know what it does
hogs horribly
calamity j
well that would ruin the surprise now wouldnt it
it gets coded by fryzahh
I NEED BLOOD
ruin the update
Blood is fuel
i don't know why my newest gimmick has been to put myself in the torment nexus. it just happened
sometimes you just need to scream FREE ME RELEASE ME you know
Thatβs a you problem I fear
me after I realize I'm out of Cheetos
fryzahh in the enemy mines for the next 5 years
back with another milksh
im mining gold cause im having fun down there
Born to Aureus, forced to Hog
no.
hogwill
it vanished before my very eyes
I'm definitely too busy to deal with solstice claymore even if I wanted to atm
What're you up to now?
That's Sunny's job
I still gotta play roots
play roots
play roots
play split
figured a weapon with that name would be neat
How far along is it in progression rn?
Solstice Claymore rework: it now does 2x dmg on the solstice
Solstice claymore will now triple damage during winter and summer
uhh it's complicated
Technically the whole game in terms of baseline gear changes, but only king slime and jungle enemies in terms of deeper content changes
And deal 1/3 during spring and autumn
Solstice Claymore is such a dogshit weapon that it makes me angry
I do still need to finish the lunar armors for roots
But otherwise every armor has been done and all the class specific accessories too
same
I gotta finish Spirit Reforged wiki because we have a whopping 3 editors, I have to play split, MoR, and roots, I got hadopelagia, and several people are trying to force me to learn how to code
why
learn how to code so you can code automatic spirit reforged wiki maker
I've managed to write a script that makes calamity blue
Tier list website would be nice
I'm not hosting it tho I'm broke af
BLUELAMITAS???
the word the mod or the concept
Amidias why did you flood azafure
How old is this image
enough
should be like 3 years ish
hi cut
zoze
I am back from my extremely long 5 minute hiatus
Late 2022 or so
you all can cease your panic attacks now
you scared us doze
I would apologize but I never ever do anything wrong so I don't need to
agh I have now ran into a dilemma
whar
how calamitous
and I can't handle another episode of the other show
what's the show?
so now I'm in a pickle
right now I'm watching two - rewatching Your Lie in April and watching Needy Girl Overdose
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Oh you're on peak dude
and then they dozed themselves into a zoze, funniest thing I ever seen
Needy Streamer Overload is really good game I'm glad it's getting a show
Your Lie in April deals actual like
Damage
Like it physically harms you in some way shape or form
the show is so insane so far, it stands out SO much from everything else
I literally physically recoil if I hear the beginning of the opening without expecting it
I can't handle more than an episode a day while rewatching it
It's my favorite media ever though so it's worth it
i wonder what i want to eat your pancreas is about
You'd be surprised
IWTEYP is like tragedy coming of age
I know nothing about any of these except the general "may cause emotional damage" warning
ok
It's a movie
But I've seen them recommend enough to know I need to see em
Yeah these are all gut wrenching
honestly though sad shows never really get to me
sounds interesting
Unfortunately you have to pirate it if you want to watch it, it only ever got a physical release
with the sole exception of your lie in April which i genuinely cannot hear or see without having to wrestle my emotions
YLIA got me crying for probably an hour and a half straight when I first saw it (the entirety of the last two episodes and like half an hour+ after)
im a lot more into binging if i can binge it ill probably enjoy it a lot more
I binged YLIA my first time and it was great
It's a 23 episode series
I don't know if I like binging or weekly releases more tbh
binging lets me be so enveloped in the story
weekly releases lets me have the story as part of my life for like 12 weeks straight
weekly releases is good but for more serialized stuff
although, unless a show is very excellent I generally fall off at episode 9, then binge the last 3 two weeks after it finishes entirely
if its a story i want to be immersed in i dont want to have the whole wait a week for the next episode, if its something more like tawog or like the regular show weekly releases is good
I'm geeked about JoJos dude
I still haven't finished Frieren s2 bc of it
Fym this fall
curse of translation
This is worse than batch releases I didn't know it could get worse
But weekly releases last summer for the CloverWorks romance trio was so peak...
Wait what happened with JoJo's
I haven't seen it and don't follow it at all
steel ball run is getting animated on netflix
they dropped like the first third of it not too long ago but the rest of it is currently on hold as they're translating it to a whole lot of different languages that ends up pushing it back to much later this year
they're having their own little SSO tomorrow
ah
Waiting on translations suckss
I've been waiting on fan translations of Alya sometimes hides her feelings in Russian's light novel for a bit now
but for jojo to get delayed entirely because of it? that sucks
Yeah, the issue was they didn't communicate anything
Also I will say just because it's the "First part of a three part race" does not mean that that's the first third
We're gonna be in this shit for a while
iron man dies
Han Solo dies
whatβs best rogue weapon against DoG
On tier or just in general
Imagine we actually get 9 batches for each stage all with 6 months breaks
but hey atleast itβs weekly
I think the very meta surreal vibe is the best possible direction they couldve taken for a NSO anime
isnt the last drop in like early 2028
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It's definitely not the easiest thing to follow but it's been very good
Watching it so far reminds of how i felt watching madoka or evangelion for the first time
And those are some of my favorite anime ever s9
Have you guys seen Spirit Reforged Town Beetles
I love madoka and evangelion. I love horrifying surrealism.
THEYRE SO CUTE THEYRE SOOO CUTE
Here read my wiki pagehttps://spiritmod.wiki.gg/wiki/Spirit_Reforged/Town_Beetle#Names
The Beetle is a town pet. It arrives at dawn (4:30 AM) the day after the player uses the Beetle License, which is dropped by Scarabeus. The Beetle does not count towards the NPCs' "crowded" limit and hence will not affect NPC happiness, although it does count as a regular town NPC for the purpose of...
~~half the new series I pick up are slop anyway ~~
It's like a 50/50 if I'll pick something from my list or just whatever the last slop YouTube shorts showed me was
Doze hasn't watched any of the anime on his watchlist because someone recommended him Solo Levelling and he can't get through it without passing out
Watch Dr. Stone
it's on the list
My planning list is 90 anime strong rn lol
I need to somehow split it up
Okay here's something not on your list
Bofuri: I Don't Want to Get Hurt, so I'll Max Out My Defense
It's cute I like it
It's a light novel series
but it got an anime
its on hulu
watch Vinland saga
watch the rooster fighting one 
oh I need to add that to the list
my planning list has so many things that are almost definitely not notable slop on it lol
Very peak
This remind me the piggy will need names too
Napoleon..
rip changelogs but i understand
Spirit reforged town pet scarab cutest thing ever on tmod quite possible
Dude tge walk animmm the walk anim is so CUTE i love them
Spirit Reforged Mudskipper
true,,,,
spirit reforged mandate of heaven
i need to remind myself to play reforged in its current state
maybe alongside fables
need to playthrough split again before that though...
whats best rogue for DoG stealth or spam
I am curious about which ores are going to be reworked and removed, like what are the current plans that we know of
Especially since several calamity ores are so thematically similar to vanilla ones
The post plantera ore had plans to be turned into something else
The cryogen ore being split into 3 components potentialy
The post providence ore will die
But since all those ideas have been proposed very long ago, treat them like temporary disconfirmed
Okay
I do wonder if theres any plans to tweak exodium at all since like there are literally 3 space-themed ores in a row in progresssion (astral, luminite and exodium), and it being on the same tier as luminite means it feels incredibly redundant right now
Especially since when you are mining exodium theres also a ton of luminite in the exodium planetoids
Also with ueliblooms eventually removal if it does end up happening Iβm curious what will happen to the botanic furniture set
Wait hold on i just checked and the only things initially craftable with exodium is the eldritch soul artifact and the normality relocator
All itβs recipes are post polterghast or later except for prismatic armour (donor item), profaned soul artifact (donor item), normality relocator (donor) and eldritch soul artifact
Gone as well
Will be replaced with 3 class profaned themed armor
I said the furniture set? Why would that be replaced with armour
I cant read
Its okay it happens to everyone
Furniture will likely stay but a different craft
I also wonder whatβll happen to the very uelibloom themed weapons like virid vanguard
Like several can just not be crafted with uelibloom but some are very visually tied to it
Most of them be removed/replaced
The direct ore weapons are one of the least cared about in the entire game
I guess but like the virid vanguard is really cool
And got reworked recently to make it an upgrade to the viral sprout
So like will it be removed?
Will get a craft change
virid is most definitely gonna get some change cause its exos viable in its current state 
Average summoner balancing
Isnβt it heavily reliant on the sage poison debuff tho so it gets hard walled by thanatos or is it good even without the debuff
the active ability does most of the heavy lifting
the debuff is really strong tho
even more so using amalgam
Oh yeah doesnβt that multiply elemental debuff damage by like 2.5x so it makes it 2.5x stronger
That sounds absolutely broken
its 2x or 200%
Wait the wiki says the boost is +200% so thatβd mean its 300%
So 3x
Also evergreen gin can increase it by another 50% especially since Iβd image it be the main source of debuff damage
Sounds absurdly overpowered
Oh also since its summoner youβd be wearing the nucleogenesis which causes minions to inflict irradiated with makes targets weak to sickness debuffs
But doesnβt sage poison specifically get effected by debuff weakness and resistances less than other debuffs
Also i do wonder with the eventual dragonfolly <-> Evil2 swap what will happen to the recipe for silva crystals
And also all the other stuff made from effulgent feathers
it was stronger before amalgam nerf
now it feels alright
The amalgam as a whole seems like one of the most broken items in calamity
It gives:
- A dodge
- +10% crit chance & +10% minion damage after a dodge
- causes all attacks allattacks inflict the following debuffs: Daybroken, Nightwither, Plague, Vermillion Flux, Crush Depth
- basically triple debuff damage
- also can deal like 200 damage with shade rain after being hit and can inflict confused on nearby enemies
- causes potions to last 2x as long and be preserved after death
its 200 in classic (nobody plays it)
also its each raindrop that deals 400 
Its expert+ exclusive why is it weaker there
for people that switch difficulties idk 
Wait why do they even scale with difficulty your attacks normally donβt do that
some accessories are like that i guess
it in particular fucks exos aside from thanatos due to them being segmented
Wait hold on the damage changing with difficulty was also added at the same time as it becoming expert+ so why does it deal 1/2 damage in classic
why not 
Wait what class are the cloudβs damage anyway? Are they classless
The wiki mentions something about their damage scaling being changed to not account for rogue stealth or somethjng
Yo are you the rather popular Terraria YouTuber ChiefLogan?
Aw
Also I do find it really funny that since now astrum aureus drops any item crafted with luminite randomly in getfixedboi, it means you can obtain it post-aureus in that seed
Genuinely insane
Actually aureus dropping any luminite craft honestly leads to so many broken skips, and like theyβre broken even for getfixedboi standards
Like godslayer armour is obtainable mid hardmode
yeah gfb low% routes are funnier that way
I do kinda feel like cosmic anvil should be excluded so there is some actual gear progression between aureus and all the way to d.o.g.
Like of you grind enough youβll just be able to steamroll everything in between
Leave amalgam tho because theres no harm in leaving it (i think) and also profaned shards since it allows moonlord to actually be skipped which is really neat
Worm!
he still kinda ugly BAHAH maybe in the future i'll get to make a nicer model
put him in a bun
hog today for sure
Hot dog today
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That is also in the game
worm wendsday
Its tuesday though
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
its always worm wendsday if youre cool enough
tworm tuesday
Tapeworm tuesday
Spaghetti and tapeworms π
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who
Also g502 enthusiast, real
i don't know what you're talking about
Heβs not in calamity yet!
Oh my b I thought he was someone else
Greasy Pete
howw caan i update calamity
me when I ask multiple channels
If you asking about updating to 1.4.5, it wonβt be a thing for a while. Tmodloader has to update first and that typically takes several months
By joining the Patreon you can help development and see cool spoilers! Do it now!
(note: joining the patreon doesn't speed up development at all)
by joining the patreon you are forced to bear witness to horrible and green things
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done why would you say that
doze is the problem not me
no everyone else is the problem
doze is calling himself the problem
Done and Doze fight for the dev that can start with Do
done is doze
thats dope
Just trade half of yβallβs names so you get dodo and zene
Which is dodo
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You must decide
Done vs Doze competitive coin flip will be the best tv event to ever happen
8 ozzbillion viewers
True

me irl
chomby
(not the rat, the plant in the background)
Doze is green?
I had a dream about calamity I think the hog is coming for me
ive got nuthin LOL
stupid creature
drawing him a lot in recent days
Don't be mean.
low iq specimen
deiling as the master mode deus pet would be the dumbest thing ever please
this one looks like hes a wise elder with a beard
SHITHEAD
Shithead loves you
double cell organism named fuckwit.
awww
π
Smol
Saber tooth worm
the void sea
worms
worms
umbara
false
roasted
also false
Roasted
asking out of passing: is there any weapon that fires a grenade that explodes into bullets?
like how corinth prime does but instead of being a shockwave it explodes into a circle of bullets
kinda like the two flak cannons?
not sure
except in a circle instead of current direction
yeha i think so
ive been having ideas for a gunkshot rework thats like pumpler + i suppose flak
where you gunk up bullets to fire all at once, or gunk up five shots and fire instead a grenade that does high damage on contact and fires bullets in a circle
Mmmm flak kraken
why it's good quality
i dont know........
I'm sure I'll find a funny use for this gif in the future

An offering for the hog
what is calamity mod even about anymore π
we're deadass sending photos of deformed mummies in a channel for discussing spoilers and updates
An offering for the hog
^
crispy behavior
crispy is evil and malicious
i feel like you should probably atleast spoiler tag that like its not so bad where i think it should be deleted but,
it could probalby disturb some
probably
Oh? I thought it was fake or somethin
nah its real π
DUDE???
tbf skeletons usually arent silver
Adamantium skeleton?
actually no thats not silver its just the whatever it is on top of it that makes it look silver due to the contrast
Okay yeah I don't think we can go around posting photos of real ass skeletons π
me personally im not bothered by it but for others it can disturb them
so, yeah
prob should delete that or spoiler it
It's not as much like gore since its a mummy which is why i'm unsure if it should be like deleted but i still think at minimum it should be spoiler tagged
wait is that a tiny skeleton or is it just like really deep in the floor
Like this is the type of stuff you'd see in museums
yeah
yummers
Itβs just an old English delicacy! Thatβs all it is!
ah so it is a small skeleton
It is a replica
There are real mummies but Iβm not sending photos of cadavers
carcass implies heavy rot
banished baron
Rare showing us their portfolio.
mechanical fih is very cool
wtf
βπΊβ
The face swap is visceral I donβt likmke it
they mean the exact same thing but cadaver is the more formal word
Cadaver is when you want to sound like you're a Victorian vampire who lives on and plots to take over the world.
isnt that what you are
Cadaver is when you're Carrion
isn't that literally just dracula
or something idk
Dracula is Wallachian.
walla what now?
Unless you mean Castlevania Dracula, who is Austrian.
Wallachia.
yeah i don't know what that is
It was a principality in what is now southern Romania.
It was where Vlad the Impaler ruled.
I wonder why heβs called the Impaler 
Or as he's also known, Vlad DrΔculea, which means Vlad Dracula.
Or, well, son of the dragon.
he probably wielded a giant ass spear
Nope.
Nah thatβs Messmer the Impaler
biggest cluebed of all time
thats a weird looking hog
Yeah, I see it.
buddy </3
Thatβs the sign for a different thing
so thats where my foot went
Cadaver.
Manor.
Cemetery.
Arachnid.
Ghoul
Ghoul
The Craneyum
umbara
umbralla
a parasol
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I got bored and took a look at omegamidias so I made this
hyperdeath amidias
AMAZING
wild
he will make us forget that sso ever existed
INCREDIBLE
Yeah it is calamity is totally going to have a fortnight colab
ozz would never stoop that low
fort,
night
sending you into adelβs mouth
uno reverse card
im so fucking scared
Donβt be afraid
be very afraid
i am!
I would hope the hog stays out of 2.0
biblically accurate divine swine
too many hogs
The hog is the 2.0 update
Hopefully not!
Also holdup 2.0 why is the update going back to 2.0 isn't it at like 2 something already
It literally is
fargo's
Hogternity mode
Its 2.2
I thought hog is 2.2
geometry dash 2.2
2.2 is the hog update
22β¦.
22
Lol 22 funny 22 the
hope we aren't waiting 6 years for this one
Hoggers
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Fun fact I turned 22 exactly a week ago
L I am already 22
Now I must live 358 days with 22 attached to my being like a parasite
I will be 23 later this year
22... thats... the number of fingers someone would have if they had 22 fingers!
it all connects
i will be 22 someday...
Thank you for that awesome observation
the 22 lore is deeper than you can ever imagine...
What would we do without you GP
What even is the origins of 22
That's the year the exodus for devs happened
you know whats funnier than 22
The ones that left
calamity 22 lore is that 22 developers quit in 2022
It's the year devs like Iban left
A Cal dev was kidnapped in April 22nd 2027 and we had to sacrifice a dozen patrons to teleport them back with dark magic
Isnβt there also something to do with queen bee or something cos i saw something like that on calamityβs vanities wiki about a painting?
Or am I actually going insane
a 22 hornet round shot and killed 22 calamity developers
What did doze do
22 also had meme-ey origins before the 22 incident
the actual number of dev casualties was 21 but rounding is a powerful tool ig
Really
queen bee is 222
damn 2s
Might also refer to 2022, the year it happened
the guide is npc id 22 and the guide is redigit who is named andrew, and who else is named andrew?
i remember because people mistakingly assumed cooper left the team on that moment
somebody fact check me though I might be yapping
which would truly have been 22 devs
Andrew Carnegie
Andrew tate
The fabsolonian
Wait wasnβt fabsolβs wings called drewβs wings was that short for andrew
yes
Why is it called drew wing if he didnβt drew it
the 22 bee image is a parody of this ancient terraria rain ost fan reupload on youtube where the only thing on the video was like an image of the werewolf sprite captioned "rain" or something afaik
I had a dog named drew, how do they tie into the andrew conspiricy
the sprite itself is just a queen bee concept art with saturation turned way up
yep
is the original 22 a fargos meme or just a terraria meme

The clock strikes at 22:22
fuck that mf
when fabsol is in a bigotry contest and his opponent is andrew tate
top 5 andrews uhh, number 1: andrew wiles (the guy from fermat's last thorem), number 2: uhhh
andrew huggbees
redigit might be up there
true!
yeah, him too
Andrewsachus
only thing i can think of about him that people have objected to is how he's kinda weird about other playstyles sometimes

see the whole torch luck bullshittery
You sadly don't even make the top 100 /j
:(
Torch luck is funny
tfw you enter snow biome and use a normal torch and get -0.3 luck
No you are umbara
What am I? π£οΈ π£
Torch god lyrics do go really hard
you are a carbon monoxide poisoning induced hallucination
βThis is the carbon copy corpseβ is kind of a hard line
Snail god in calamity when
feed him to the snail god
torch god suggests they absorbed the soul of like the dragon of well lit places (i know they arenβt actually canonically a god or whatever)
they could be
Carbon monoxide hallucination
it's left intentionally ambiguous
personally i like the carbon monoxide poisoning theory
Was the intentionally ambiguous idea before or after torch godβs theme in vanilla got lyrics cos like if it was before the lyrics being a lot about how it is βthe torch godβ it is such a lucky result
pretty sure it was before
Thats really funny how the lyrics ended up working quite well
hello chat
Hello done
hello doze i mean done
good morning done
-done β
why ary eou done
no u
kiriChartreuse
why are you orang
can confirm
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what are any of you doing
they need things to discuss clearly
Orange
guys the next update releases yharim, discuss away
If only i had people to play multiplayer with
how is the night tonight
We love timezones...
i went to my brothers birthday dinner and am full of spaghetti
oh fun
i finished an anime today but it's given me that post-anime depression toradora style
now i'm all sad for no reason :/
boss rush is kinda miserable lmao
yup
I do not know why boss rush is in the game
so you can rush bosses

since earth makes it super easy its basically just a really long cutscene to die to scal bullet hells bc im not careful lmao
Playground for shadowspec gear
i broke wotm exo mechs 2 times in boss rush with earth π
it just feels like one big joke


