#calamity-update-talk

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dull heart
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Evil 2 tumor should be a town NPC tbh tbh

urban cloak
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wulfrum amplifier spawns enemies to kill you once you're in a certain proximity

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it is an enemy

stiff light
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diagnosed with evil 2 tumour

agile latch
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btw fruhzer

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i was thinking of something like this for crawler sizes per tier

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do you think it works?

blazing field
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I think its better to just keep it as enemies in the wiki for now cuz enemy is an actual classification within the game and allat while anything else would be an arbitrary definition which could get messy pretty quickly

barren nacelle
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Would Earth Elemental be classified as a Neutral enemy

blazing field
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no he jumps you

urban cloak
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yeah

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well

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ehh

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nah

stiff light
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yea but hes a big chiller for a bit

blazing field
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wdym he jumps you. he jumped me

barren nacelle
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He doesn't really do shit until you hit him

blazing field
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i was just minding my own business

barren nacelle
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Or are like

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In his face

blazing field
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mining my ores

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then he jumped me

stiff light
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oar

urban cloak
dull heart
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Everyone getting jumpscared by burrower on release of brainstorm

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Was so funny

urban cloak
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once you get a design down for one of the them ill test it ingame

barren nacelle
agile latch
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i think tier 3 would be moth sized

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i forgot moth got resprited..

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surprinsingly economical sprite

blazing field
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also damn yeah i forgot it got a new sprite too

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moth is a funny enemy

stiff light
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moth so pretty

barren nacelle
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not*

blazing field
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comically rare and exists to drop 1 material you use for 1wing

urban cloak
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im pretty sure the wiki lists burrower as an enemy rn

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alongside shroomble last time i checked the page

dusk bronze
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> moth
> drops butterfly dust

dull heart
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Shroomble 😭

agile latch
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🥹 why shroombles are enemies

stiff light
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shroomble is my enemy

urban cloak
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wiki stocks in the dirt

blazing field
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shroomble should just go in critters yeah

twin juniper
stiff light
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they have it coming

blazing field
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burrower and boss lures i think should just be kept in enemies

barren nacelle
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Like I felt a bit iffy about minibosses losing their unique distinction, and I get it would only be Mondo Clam but nonetheless

blazing field
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sure their behavior isn't really what you'd call a "enemy" but per the actual game definition of enemy they're enemies

agile latch
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if you feed clad crab 10 apples it get happy and achieve its true super form

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the glad crab

urban cloak
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oh nevermind its gone now

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crisis adverted

blazing field
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and i think it'd be for the best to not start arbitrarily separating things in the wiki out of allthings

barren nacelle
dull heart
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now I need to give shroomble a knife

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So it is an enemy

barren nacelle
blazing field
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if one place should be as objective as possible its there

urban cloak
dusk bronze
blazing field
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Scared Mushroom Defender

barren nacelle
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Genuinely wiki.gg's database is in the shitter and editing has been impossible for 3 days.

dull heart
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guess we gotta...

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Move back...

barren nacelle
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NO

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BAD

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🍅

dusk bronze
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💥

stiff light
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i like tomato

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yummy

barren nacelle
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Fuck those were exploding tomatoes

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A bit overkill

agile latch
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- Saphire surfer: Little axolotl/fox neutral creature who roams the caverns, ** second tier of the crawlers principally near bodies of water, their gems are too hard to be extracted with a pickaxe so the player must slay them in combat in order to harvest their gems, they will swim when near water and throw little water bubbles for fun, their attack pattern involve throwing concentrated powerful saphire bubblebeam projectiles at the player, throwing a big bubble that can encase the player on it, making them float and after a while the bubble burst dealing decent damage on the player, they can also conceal themselves on the bubble for protection and mobility
- Emerald sneaker: Little chamelon/bird neutral creature who roams the caverns,
second tier of the crawlers **principally on top of ceilings, their gems are too hard to be extracted with a pickaxe so the player must slay them in combat to harvest their gems, they are extremelly curious creatures and will use their tongue to touch and inspect items dropped near it and the player, their attack pattern involve hanging from the top of cave ceilings and going partially invisible, using their large tongues to hit the player from far away, they can also use the tongues as a grapling hook and throw themselves at high speed at the player and hitting the player with their crystal horns.

Tier 2 crawlers work in progress concepts and ideias for the users to give feedback and opnions

dull heart
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Tomato 'nades

agile latch
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bombful harvest

barren nacelle
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You should totally let me design Amber Crawler clueless

spice hound
dull heart
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Fruit Salad rogue bomb when

barren nacelle
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Ccombeleeon

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The bouncer

agile latch
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i am still considering making him a comically irl accurate beetle

barren nacelle
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Scarabeus

agile latch
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that just happen to stand up like a person and punch you

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with impact frames

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with it small beetle limbs

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and throw you mach 10 into a wall

wide nova
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beetle uses right smash!

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full charge! KO at 85%!

agile latch
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sfx for the bouncer could go crazy.. hollow knight type thing, only crawler to "speak"

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saying the name of its attacks before it does them

wide nova
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true...

dusk bronze
wide nova
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TRUE

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on some anime shit

dusk bronze
agile latch
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yharim sending his army of powerful beetles to kill the gods

spice hound
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Also with the crawlers don’t they each have another item they give alongside their gem or something right?

agile latch
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yea

lyric trellis
spice hound
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Rogue weapon that has you throw tomatoes is actually kind of a funny and good idea

dusk bronze
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lemon 'nade sidegrade

spice hound
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Like it could be an Early game rogue weapon maybe crafted with tree fruits or maybe occasionally dropped from shaking trees

agile latch
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the grape grenade too like pvz grape

lyric trellis
agile latch
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and then you mix them all up later game into a fruit salad

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box of explosives with a bunch of fruits inside

dusk bronze
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tringle what do yuo think of my idea

lyric trellis
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Could Yharim beat Xeroc with thousands of beetle children

agile latch
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true

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that is his actual strategy

agile latch
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lower in the aerie there will be a room where you can see yharim 10000 bettle sons

dull heart
tropic jolt
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could horrible hog beat divine swing with thousands of horrible piggies?

dusk bronze
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whar

lyric trellis
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Killing Yharim in the primordial sun while Xeroc saves us at the end

dull heart
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Bomegranite from hell trees when

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Every single tree fruit should have a wea

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Weapons

rough ruin
spice hound
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Cherry bomb from boreal trees

dusk bronze
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plumstic explosive

rough ruin
dull heart
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Inter-Citrus Ballistic Melon

spice hound
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Coconut that functions like a spiky ball or like a bowling ball

agile latch
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throwing starfruit

dull heart
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Apple

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It's just an apple

dusk bronze
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applesaucer

dull heart
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no

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Apple

dusk bronze
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throwing disc

spice hound
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Apple slices that act like throwing knives

dusk bronze
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apple slicers

spice hound
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Banana peel that is a sentry that trips over enemies

twin juniper
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work on bosses

blazing field
tropic jolt
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yharim and his 66,000 table bots

agile latch
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it would be funny though if their entire culture and stuff of punching things, doing tests of strenghth started because they saw yharim once and started copying him

blazing field
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bro the beetles r yharim fanboys

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😭

stiff light
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like john lennon

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thats not....

spice hound
blazing field
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its kinda hilarious

dusk bronze
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funny lore but

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where would this be stated in game

spice hound
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Beastiary

agile latch
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bestiary

dusk bronze
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does the emperor beetle tell you

blazing field
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bestiary i reckon

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its the exact type of info thatd fit well in the bestiary

dusk bronze
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yeah i'm dumb

amber egret
blazing field
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I think itd be cool if it dsoent namedrop yharim directly

barren nacelle
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Did I take too long

blazing field
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"This tribe of beetles prizes strenght above all, hurling large crystals to prove their might over their peers. Rumours say this tradition started when they saw a warrior clad in gilded armor destroy a boulder with nothing but his fists, a long time ago."

amber egret
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see thats gonna be confused with xeroc

blazing field
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xeroc dont even wear gilded armor

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he has a mask

amber egret
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thats pretty gilded

dusk bronze
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he's also not a warrior

blazing field
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thats not armor

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thats a mask

amber egret
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a facemask is armor, legally

blazing field
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i mean you could argue hei s a warrior the definition of warrior is pretty vague

tropic jolt
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the one who wars

amber egret
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warrior is like "one who wars" yeah

spice hound
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Make it about when Yharim punched the table clueless

tropic jolt
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that is a forbidden tale

dusk bronze
blazing field
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i think namedropping yharim on a random earlygame enemy bestiary would b weird but alluding to him vaguely like that is funny and wholesome

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like its not explicitly yharim but you can take a reasonable guess it is

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and thats #good

amber egret
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it should reference hit character Slime God

spice hound
blazing field
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SLANDERING SLIME GOD

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IS THE REASON

spice hound
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Hold on I just had a genius idea: since theres gonna be a geode quail make it so theres a post-moon lord divine geode quail, or a bigger bird like a cassowary

blazing field
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the cruel and terrifying profaned shoebill

agile latch
blazing field
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hellbent on destroying all life

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truly malevolent being

agile latch
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beetles who shatter their boulder become legends and clan leaders (post ml elder beetle enemy who just pulverizes you to death with punches barrages)

blazing field
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the beetles are literally,

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the yharlings

blazing field
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what if their like exosqueleton sort of vaguely looked like auric

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theyre literally the yharbeetles

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😭

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vaguely looked like yharim's armor or smth

agile latch
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elder beetles make a armor out of the amber boulder they shattered, which give them a slightly gilded and shimmering look

blazing field
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its true ...

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this peaks

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unironically would be cool if this lore was real imo

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alluding to important cahracters early on like that rather than directly namedropping and infodumping abt them is a great way to ease the player into things, and is smth calamity could use more of

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plus despite being a funny bit of lore its still entirely grounded which is also like, really good

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its not super over the top or meta or anythign

spice hound
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I do wonder whats the size the beetle will be cos like are they gonna be about the size of their boulder or are they gonna be like the size of a buggy cos they both beetles

blazing field
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size of a buggy wouldnt be a good idea i dont think

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this is a enemy you want to be able to hit and see on your screen

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plus theres already other larger beetle enemies

spice hound
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Yeah it would such gameplay wise but It would be funny tho like for getfixedboi

dusk bronze
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i think like
flinx sized would be good

blazing field
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in gfb instead you get a giant boulder sized beetle carrying a very tiny beetle sized boulder

blazing field
grave geyser
rose laurel
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I dunno

spice hound
rose laurel
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I like the base idea but tying it to Yharim is a bit eh

blazing field
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i think it's funny and it's not such a big connection

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its vague enough where its not obvious but can still be connected

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bug saw yharim pucnh something really hard and decided "yo wtf i wanna do that"

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wholesome

spice hound
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It is kind of funny that like it’d probably be like that one beetle saw it and all the beetles just decided to try to follow in yharims footsteps

blazing field
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he was the grandfather

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the tribe elder

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and he spread the word

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we must become strong like that really cool looking yellow guy

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and all the other beetles were

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"hell yeah"

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It would be specially cool if you could this silly little joke trivia bit to something actually potentially significant yharim did later on because its always great when stories do that

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Maybe Yharim punched something as he was trying to raid Illmeris and thats when the first beetle saw it, i dunno

spice hound
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It would be interesting to see how yharims smallest actions (in the grand scheme of things) could even be seen as godlike to much weaker creatures

blazing field
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Reminds me of in adventure time how theres that one off line from abadeer about gunther being the most evil thing hes ever seen and then 5000000 billion eps later you discover Gunter is Chtulhu, Actually

barren nacelle
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What am I doing man

blazing field
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yharim beetle

tropic jolt
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evil scarabeus

blazing field
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it is a bit of funny lore by itself but the fact it's grounded and not so over the top means theres the possibility of it actually having impact like this

spice hound
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Evil rellor (the gen 9 pokemon)

blazing field
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Just Yharim doing something as small as destroying a boulder or whatever

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Is enough to rally a entire tribe of semi-sapient guys into wanting to be as strong as him

dusk bronze
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how much do we have to bribe reb to make this real

deft lily
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burp

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hi

spice hound
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It could also be funny if they then try to pick fights with other desert mobs to prove their strength but like they get instantly eaten by like an antlion

deft lily
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hello chat

blazing field
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this could genuinely be a really good bit of lore

deft lily
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lore???

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in MY update talk??

dusk bronze
agile latch
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what other character we have that is defined by pure strenght?

deft lily
agile latch
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war god i guess but that would be weird and he isnt jonh punches

deft lily
blazing field
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itd be kinda random to tie a desert enemy to war god

deft lily
blazing field
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yharim an actually make alot more sense given

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illmeris

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he probably did actually go there at some point before the Calamitas Incident

deft lily
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the illmeris situation is crazy

agile latch
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not buggy sized though, like bunny sized

dusk bronze
spice hound
dusk bronze
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i could be hallucinating

blazing field
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  • silly and funny, not super serious (good thing for the calamity economy)
  • despite that, its actually really grounded and not meta or over the top humour
  • despite being kinda silly in nature, it shows the impact that even the smallest actions yharimt akes could have in the world and the beings that live on it
  • (in my example bestiary) i made sure to not directly namedrop yharim and instead just allude to him, in a way that's not immediately obvious but you can put together is referencing him. which is good imo because directly namedropping and/or infodumping abt yharim so earlyon in a random bestiary is Not Good
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so tl;dr make yharling beetle lore real

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feed us, we are the yharlings

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unironically this started as a dumb one off joke but its atctually kinda peak

dusk bronze
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fr

rose laurel
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Fair

spice hound
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It could also be like interesting if they view yharim as godlike, to make it clear that in some way yharim is becoming the thing he is all about destroying in the eyes of the smallest creatures

blazing field
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yharim when he discovers some random as beetles in the desert worship him as a paragon deity of strenght

rough ruin
pearl sentinel
rough ruin
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"What if..." has gotta be one of the most influential thoughts in society

unreal pawn
blazing field
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feed us we are the yharlings

spice hound
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Its a very silly idea but like kind of helps to show the impacts made by characters even through small actions

spice hound
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I will say the one flaw with this would be how it puts the focus so much more on the beetle, with the actual scuttler inside the amber is also there with no real connection to this idea

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Cos theres like a skeleton in it right?

rough ruin
blazing field
spice hound
rough ruin
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What if we could generate power without so many bad gases? What if we make travelling overseas faster and more comfortable? What if there was a yharling beetle?

agile latch
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its the hardest material

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in the desert

tropic jolt
agile latch
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so breaking one is the hardest test possible

rough ruin
spice hound
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I could see something where the skeleton is like used to parallel the yharon to the beetle’s yharim or something, maybe with the beetles also seeing like yharon with yharim, but as the generations went by the two aspects of breaking the boulder and yharon being their eventually got turned into yharim broke a boulder with a big dragon in it or something

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But like thats kind of overcomplicating it

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Also something since we now know 2.2 is going to be “hog wild” does this message still need to be pinned

blazing field
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I think its probably best to keep it for now

agile latch
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i think its better staying as a simple thing with some small but not super directly said connections

  • sentient species of beetle once saw yharim in the area, because he was trying to invade ilmeris, whatever ™, his great display of strenght became a legend to the beetles, a inspiration for life and a thing they worship and built their culture upon, with yharim never being directly stated, just slightly mentioned on bestiary.
tropic jolt
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serious swine overhaul

spice hound
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yeah keeping it simple would probably be best

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Also will the ball of amber be an “enemy” that we can kill, cos if so what would happen if we destroy the boulder

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Or is it a projectile

agile latch
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its a tile/ projectile, after you kill the beetle you can keep it for decoration or break it for a decent ammount of amber and fossils

barren nacelle
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How would we go about moving it

misty wren
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pickaxe

tropic jolt
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leafblower

spice hound
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It would be funny if it then functions like an actual boulder, but doesn’t break when hitting a wall and just stays intact

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Or it like shatters into amber and fossils or something idk

agile latch
spice hound
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You could have it be broken open like a geode but that would be very silly

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By throwing it

dusk bronze
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become the beetle

spice hound
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Also it would look very similar to a large amber in the inventory which might be something to think about

dusk bronze
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giant fucking bouncy boulder rogue weapon...

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hmmm

spice hound
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A rogue weapon where you throw a boulder would be peak

spring dawn
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that reminds me
a weapon based on the rainbow boulders would be nice to see once calamity updates to 1.4.5

spice hound
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A line of throwable boulder would go hard

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Like a normal boulder -> bouncy boulder -> rainbow boulder -> moon lord boulder

dusk bronze
spice hound
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Blissful boulderdier

barren nacelle
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Meteor

dusk bronze
spice hound
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*work

barren nacelle
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worm good

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tofu would agree

spice hound
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Worm boulder

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Multiple boulders connected like a worm boss

spice hound
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Hold on that goes hadd

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Hard

blazing field
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it goes ontop of the extractinator and statrs being grinded down with particles and items poppint out until it disappears

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would b abit longer than everything else

mortal hull
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got a question i though the blade of grass was a true melee? is it not?

vagrant wind
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no

mortal hull
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true

desert garnet
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If it was shooting after hitting enemy with the blade, it would be fine

vagrant wind
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kid named inferna cutter:

desert garnet
amber egret
vagrant wind
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🟠

lyric vortex
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🐱
🍊

wise bolt
lyric vortex
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Hey tofu

grave rock
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wheres the horrible hog

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is the horrible hog even real

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i couldve sworn it was in the newsletter

earnest jewel
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It's real. It's coming. It's horrible.

pearl sentinel
spark hearth
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Sorry if this has been asked already, will the Hog Wild update have any balance changes and reworks, or just the new content additions?

vivid hemlock
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yes

spark hearth
earnest jewel
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Will Hog Wild fix Signus' name?

dull heart
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Signus:, Envoy of the Hog

drifting furnace
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Hey how are you guys? All devs always seem to be here in this chat.

hushed hazel
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This is basically the public dev hangout spot yeah

drifting furnace
polar tide
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yes

drifting furnace
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haha cute cats everywere

pseudo vector
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all devs have the orange name colour

polar tide
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not all of them..

pseudo vector
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some of them are also mods

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so they're a blueish green

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and then ozz is red

polar tide
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its so green

drifting furnace
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oh okay :D.

polar tide
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best way to check is to click on someones name and this little card comes up

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devs have the developer role

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at the bottom

drifting furnace
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ohhh you are a concept artist, cool :D.

polar tide
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yass

drifting furnace
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what does "f"artist means? Is it a joke? Im German sorry haha

polar tide
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it is a joke

drifting furnace
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oh haha

fierce nebula
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🫧 🐠

polar tide
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artist = person who does art
fart = fart

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so its a pun

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(i dont know what the german word for fart is. im sorry)

hushed hazel
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Fart=fart

hushed hazel
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🔥 ✍️

drifting furnace
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oh no I get it haha

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I do understand the English language but sometimes I just miss a few specific jokes etc. haha

polar tide
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yeah that is understandable

drifting furnace
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So I read the pins, I was always on my Phone so it all was a bit bugged but calamity related content should only be posted here in this chat right?

polar tide
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calamity related content can be posted anywhere in the discord

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this channel is specifically for talking about upcoming updates

drifting furnace
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Bc I have a question, is it just a idea or are these suits already in the game?

polar tide
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..but in practice we kind of use it to talk about whatever lol

drifting furnace
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oh okay I saw a lot of ideas in videos. I actually watch a lot of content regarding calamity and im pretty new to it. I never know whats already in the game haha. But the doc is about future content so yeah its obvious haha.

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Its always a lot of ideas, conccept art and other stuff that just looks amazing :D. Would love too see most of it ingame. Just have 2 wait 🙂

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I am currently on my first playthrough. I also added infernum and wotg and a few other add ons but nothing like calamity overhaul or fargos or so. And its INSANE!!!

polar tide
desert garnet
polar tide
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calamity development history is very rocky

worldly mist
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Hello guys

polar tide
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but we're trying to get back on our feet

earnest jewel
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We got all sorts of documents. Like, at least three.

drifting furnace
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Souls Like gamer here hah a

desert garnet
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understandable

worldly mist
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Guys is there any other known way to get hellstone pre boss? other than looting the dradeon labs/rockxcalibur?

drifting furnace
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But if most of the bosses will get reworked with time on the same level or even higher than 2.1. infernum will become redundand.

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And woth is just necessary imo

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Its a insane last adventure after calamity for me personally

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I currently have wrath of the gods, hunt for the old god, catalyst, hypnos in calamity mod and wrath of the machines, wrath of the empress just to make the progression bigger

earnest jewel
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(Two of those don't change progression.)

deft lily
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hello

earnest jewel
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Quit horsing around.

drifting furnace
deft lily
earnest jewel
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(They don't add, they change, they're boss fight overhauls.)

earnest jewel
deft lily
drifting furnace
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I know haha like I invested like a week to create the perfekt modpack. I actually currently dont have all add ons active to preevent like the exos being reworked at the first attempt already

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But its very fun :).

deft lily
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I have not fought Goozma cuz ive heard the fight is the literal worst thing ever

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also cuz im lazy but I digress

drifting furnace
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xD

hasty tangle
fierce nebula
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🦭

worldly mist
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evil seal slime

deft lily
drifting furnace
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Like I heard that the whole fabsol era decreased the overall developement progress of calamity. Is this true? I heard that now the team re-structures but developement could get more efficient.

earnest jewel
drifting furnace
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Glad to hear. I think calamity will now just get even better. I think its weird that only one person was alloweed to work on bosses haha

hushed hazel
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Fab is a fascinating case study for game design in the sense that he’s an example of what Not to do

drifting furnace
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hahahaahaha

solemn crest
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Brainstorm was like what, the first (?) major update since Fabsol left?

hushed hazel
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Yes

earnest jewel
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There were two minor updates.

solemn crest
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Yeah, so you can see what can be done with an actual good leader

polar tide
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inaccurate

lean relic
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lore writers can cook a lot now that fab is gone

solemn crest
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Bc from what I hear ozz has been great for the team

polar tide
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brainstorm was made almost entirely of changes that were made during fab era, by non fab people

earnest jewel
hushed hazel
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Everything between the fabsolution and brainstorm was fairly minor all things considered

polar tide
#

there has not yet been an update released that was entirely developed post fab

hushed hazel
#

Just kinda scrubbing some shit out of the mod

drifting furnace
#

Like for me personally I mostly prefer new areas and items to explore and mostly boss updates. I think 2.1. was a great update. 2.2. seems to be rather small at first sight.

solemn crest
#

Ahh I see

earnest jewel
hasty tangle
polar tide
#

but yes ozz is indeed a great leader and coordinator

drifting furnace
#

But it looks small

hushed hazel
#

They do not want to do an update as big as brainstorm again

hasty tangle
earnest jewel
#

The smallest of pigs can make the biggest of impacts.

hasty tangle
hushed hazel
#

The smallest of hogs can be the most horrible

solemn crest
#

Only ozz scandal I’ve heard was ozz bumped his head while jumping on the bed XD (that still kills me)

drifting furnace
#

Is the Doc file about future content be updated with time? Would be cool to maybe get a few more insights.

dry whale
#

wtf

#

the god of snails is here

drifting furnace
lean relic
polar tide
#

@desert garnet

earnest jewel
desert garnet
desert garnet
#

@frail owl

polar tide
#

FUCK

drifting furnace
#

Is it officially true that there will be no more updates as big as brainstorm?

summer shore
#

So cubte

drifting furnace
#

why?

hushed hazel
frail owl
earnest jewel
#

Only if something goes very wrong would that happen again.

solemn crest
frail owl
#

:3

earnest jewel
#

That was the THIRD time they cut the update, so you know.

polar tide
drifting furnace
#

oh yeah haha but I mean big like brainstorm, not sunken sea was meant to be

#

bc it should been a part of ssu right?

solemn crest
earnest jewel
frail owl
#

miaw

drifting furnace
#

but I tought it was splitted just once

grave rock
#

hi

earnest jewel
#

So it was SSO, then SSO part 1 and part 2, then Brainstorm.

grave rock
#

the power of the hog

solemn crest
#

-# I would like to point out that brainstorm changed how the sunken sea and underground astral infection look and I’m so glad that I can see inside of them now

drifting furnace
polar tide
frail owl
#

resident minuet cat

hushed hazel
drifting furnace
#

Is there a lot of info being posted on a specific patreon role?

#

Like spoilers?

polar tide
#

cosmilite and auric patrons get access to spoilers

earnest jewel
#

Patrons sacrifice material goods to Ozzatron in exchange for arcane knowledge.

drifting furnace
#

haha nice

#

great way to market it

#

and how often are the spoilers?

earnest jewel
#

It pales in comparison to my strategy, which is entering the dev's mind palace and taking the intel myself.

polar tide
#

unfortunately we can't show anything super cool to the patreon because of leaks lol

hushed hazel
#

Something doesn’t add up here

hushed hazel
solemn crest
#

You should send all of the upcoming leaks to me only

earnest jewel
#

You heard them, send pictures of leaks.

hushed hazel
#

That’s a leek

#

You have failed the assignment

#

You’re being sent to Birmingham

solemn crest
#

😡

#

Wrong leak

earnest jewel
drifting furnace
#

what a chat man haha

earnest jewel
#

Who?

drifting furnace
#

U watched Peaky Blinders?

#

Its a character from the series

#

Ended like 2 weeks ago

earnest jewel
#

Never heard of it.

hushed hazel
#

How

lean relic
grave rock
#

can someone send me an image of horrible hog

tropic jolt
#

it is forbidden

rare tinsel
#

No discussion of the Hog.

orchid finch
#

forbidden boar

dull heart
#

Forboarden

#

Boarbidden

#

Forbiddboar

twin juniper
#

the swine is very divine

still bluff
dull heart
#

How diswine

twin juniper
#

forboarden oinkblade

dull heart
#

ok that's good wait

still bluff
#

Cut you may continue cooking

grave geyser
#

How sad

vivid hemlock
grave rock
#

Okay

solemn crest
#

May god have mercy on my soul

sick mist
#

is there anything on summoner please 🙏

vivid hemlock
#

like the next update?

sick mist
#

yeeee

dusty tinsel
#

Imagine a horrible hog summon item

#

I don't know if any summoner stuff has been shown for the update lol

earnest jewel
#

Don't leak the Horrible Hurricane Hurler!

pulsar cobalt
dusty tinsel
#

I thought that was a pet

#

Some pets can fight so

olive kernel
#

I can’t believe they’re adding a hog to a mod

pulsar cobalt
#

no pets fight

#

u might be thinking of summon accessories which just summon something unique

#

like eye of storm or howls heart

earnest jewel
dusty tinsel
#

They still exist

#

Also technically at least one of the palworld pets in the new update can deal damage

pulsar cobalt
earnest jewel
#

Ain't those mounts?

pulsar cobalt
pulsar cobalt
#

digtoise is a tool

dusty tinsel
pulsar cobalt
#

and chillet is a mount

#

but the other two are weapons

pulsar cobalt
#

which is what we are talking about

dusty tinsel
#

I wasn't

pulsar cobalt
#

well ok ig classes dont exist because they didnt in 1.0

#

:/

dusty tinsel
#

I honestly forgot they were console only lol

earnest jewel
#

Clearly this means Ocram is coming in Hog Wild.

dusty tinsel
#

I am still technically right in saying some do indeed fight because old gen console version still exists technically

#

So checkmate

twin juniper
dull heart
#

Yes

sick mist
dull heart
#

been sent here before so yeah

pulsar cobalt
#

oh right yea

#

void concentration rework

lyric vortex
#

You really had to say that in all channels vro 😭

distant raft
#

"thorium better" and running the calmain tag

tropic jolt
twin juniper
grave rock
cinder mural
#

Kill

tropic jolt
#

mrbeast

#

🤑

grave rock
#

Mrbeast thank you christ

tribal isle
tropic jolt
#

im so hungry

solemn crest
barren nacelle
#

Made my sugar cookies too wet and now they’re rising weird :(

blazing field
#

crispy respond to my ping

#

in roydev

barren nacelle
#

Why are they getting rounder

versed heart
#

Plump sugar cookies 😋

solemn crest
barren nacelle
#

They have the same texture as a cupcake

#

You can barely taste the 5 Spice I put in there but you sure as hell can smell it

pearl sentinel
stiff light
barren nacelle
#

Gookie

solemn crest
#

🍪

sand dome
#

Those look pretty good actually

#

The crispy outer bits look like they go hard

barren nacelle
#

The what

dusty tinsel
solemn crest
#

Should I try to make cookies? I know nothing about baking and I will NOT look up a recipe

#

Only think I’ve ever baked is hardtack

dusty tinsel
#

As long as they look like hogs

fathom girder
#

like when that one lady made chocolate chip cookies when trying to make chocolate cookies

dusty tinsel
#

Cup cookies

fathom girder
#

Soft-top sugar cookies

#

there you go now go get rich

main falcon
#

The john pork update

lean relic
buoyant pulsar
#
  1. i just spent 10 minutes watching this entire thing
  2. its front legs are FULLY under the bridge in the entire first frame??????
tropic jolt
#

hose

deft lily
buoyant pulsar
#

imagine fighting worm bosses with that

#

start the beam targeting then direct it to intercept all its segments

#

then bam

silent tiger
#

calamity gonna change something when 1.4.5 for tmodloader launch?

lyric trellis
#

I mean yeah

#

Something

deft lily
#

calamity will add me in the 1.4.5 port

#

trust

solemn crest
# lean relic

Rogue helmet is on the wrong person but other than that it’s peak

rotund venture
blazing field
main estuary
#

those have to be muffins trying to mimic cookies

rose laurel
vivid hemlock
#

🪵

blazing field
#

like some sort of,

tropic jolt
#

draedon has been placed into the oven

hushed mountain
#

what are you baking dradeon into

#

o_O

earnest jewel
#

A computer chip.

boreal edge
tropic jolt
hushed mountain
#

gotta respect the hustle..

barren nacelle
#

He will be baked into Dron Mashallah

hushed mountain
#

for some reason when you play calamity with the buff you seem to be playing elden ring

#

O_o

tribal isle
rare tinsel
#

silicon chip yummers

hushed mountain
#

dradeon chips

#

part of a nutritious breakfast

blazing field
#

how are the update talks going

hushed mountain
#

ugh, like...

#

the bacon right...

#

why couldnt it be a chicken nugget...

#

like... yharon...

covert briar
hushed mountain
#

nice to see you Moderator

shut granite
#

can we add smart doorbells to calamity

blazing field
#

Moderator

thorn pier
#

wrong

hushed mountain
#

wrong

#

we need the real calamity developer

dusty tinsel
#

When the hog is horrible

barren nacelle
#

Crispy

terse dew
#

Horrible hog is an industry plant

#

Like that pumpkin

#

Do not fall for its lies

blazing field
#

i was the one who came up with the name horrible hog

#

my despicable son

terse dew
#

despicable me

#

like minion

#

🤩

split ginkgo
#

moderator

barren nacelle
#

Crispy

dusk bronze
#

Green

tropic jolt
#

mrbeast

cinder mural
#

markiplier

vagrant wind
#

mrswine

cinder mural
#

oh

#

btw

#

askin rq

since 1.4.5 added character portraits

will cal also do the same? if so, who?

vivid hemlock
#

yes

#

wdym by who, which npcs or which artist?

blazing field
#

All of the cal npcs will get em eventually i assume

cinder mural
vivid hemlock
#

dunno

blazing field
#

multiple i think

vivid hemlock
#

^

blazing field
#

we already have the fucking. hog portrait

cinder mural
#

aite

fair nuff

blazing field
#

and also calamitas portrait submitted by cynarina user that was accepred

cinder mural
blazing field
#

kind of a

#

insane contrast,

#

the only two portraits we have

#

one of the main mascots and most iconic characters of the mod, aswell as one of its two final bosses

swine

cinder mural
#

aight

thorn pier
hushed mountain
#

true.....

blazing field
#

Developer

vivid hemlock
#

hello developer

#

kill the rage meter please

vagrant wind
#

kill adrenaline

dull heart
#

Fun fact of the day

#

If voiddragon was moved to auric tier with 0 other changes

#

It would be perfectly balanced on scal

blazing field
#

itd be called.... an auricdragon

vivid hemlock
#

amazing

blazing field
#

that is what i think

vivid hemlock
#

die

blazing field
#

Developer

dull heart
distant raft
#

lmao?????

#

wasnt it really good before

cinder mural
cinder mural
distant raft
#

i could swear voidragon was better

#

(looking at 2.0.7.2's)

distant raft
#

soma prime got better in 2.1

cinder mural
#

i recall soma being always good

#

idk

#

and halibut

#

yeah

dull heart
cinder mural
#

halibut is still

broken

dull heart
#

eh

cinder mural
distant raft
dull heart
#

Soma is insane IF you use anything else

#

for thanatos

distant raft
cinder mural
dull heart
#

halibut hasn't been broken in like

dull heart
#

so like

#

yeah it was a shadowspec weapon in all but literally using the bar

cinder mural
dull heart
#

yeah so why would it not be on par with them

#

it's on the same tier

distant raft
#

the only difference iri had was that it was pre mutant in dlc but thats literally it

cinder mural
#

oh it used shadowspec bars before

#

like really long ass time ago

vagrant wind
#

other bullets are probably just worse

cinder mural
#

p much

distant thicket
#

guys does empress not drop terraprisma during night anymore

vagrant wind
barren nacelle
#

Ya gotta do it the intended way again

distant thicket
wicked halo
#

Calamity just makes daytime Empress deal more damage right?

cinder mural
#

instakill

wicked halo
#

Huh.

cinder mural
#

infernum's the one that makes eol do more damage

wicked halo
#

Confused the two.

distant thicket
cinder mural
#

afaik

distant thicket
#

another thing, was death mode moon lord nerfed in the last year

#

i feel like at one point he regenerated eyes / hands

#

does he still do that

cinder mural
#

Last i checked

dull heart
#

in multiplayer

#

Never was intentional

distant thicket
#

thats fixed tho?

vagrant wind
#

no he still does that hdflr

dusk bronze
high scaffold
#

Hog wild tomorrow

twin juniper
molten grove
#

why is mutant

vagrant wind
#

how is mutant

dusty tinsel
#

Horrible hog is mutant

azure oak
#

who mutanted the amidias

amber egret
#

Me

azure oak
#

my horrific beast spreads (and also cheese's i guess)

idle spindle
#

hog

#

rider

agile citrus
#

In before someone makes a pog emote with using hog

solar hare
#

espi in big 26 is insane

vagrant wind
hushed hazel
blazing field
#

Imn cheese hi

vagrant wind
#

Greasy Pete

hushed hazel
#

hello cheese

hardy gulch
#

someone WILL end up making the horrible hog pog

lean relic
twin juniper
#

I’m playing Fargo souls

neat dock
idle spindle
wise laurel
grave rock
#

hog wild today

idle spindle
solar hare
idle spindle
#

pls say hi back

solar hare
#

hi espi

rare tinsel
spark hearth
barren nacelle
twin juniper
#

Evil warm filter

blazing field
tropic jolt
#

I cant believe they killed usopp

grave rock
tropic jolt
#

should I do this to draeplush

grave rock
#

yes

blazing field
#

yeah

polar tide
#

calmain should i get fast food slop today. enable me NOW

stiff light
#

yes yes yes yes

#

get it

#

yes yes

#

yummy

#

think about how good

#

mmmm

#

food

polar tide
#

thats all i need

#

hcicken tenders here i come

stiff light
deft lily
#

meep.

dusty tinsel
#

Chicken tenders

#

Horrible hog bacon

deft lily
#

🥓

#

mmm

stiff light
#

u guys r so circular

#

little circular beings in my phone

tropic jolt
#

👁️

stiff light
tropic jolt
#

I knew buying that chisel was worth it

polar tide
#

too fucking late

grim pecan
#

damn

tropic jolt
#

you made the right choice carny

#

fast food slop is really good

polar tide
#

😋 i fucking love grease and sodium

tropic jolt
#

we are slowly becoming hogs

#

🐗

stiff light
#

yes

#

i love food

dusty tinsel
#

Horrible hog will commit war crimes

versed heart
#

I must resist the urge to say "horrid" whenever people talk about things the Horrible Hog does

rare tinsel
#

Horrible hog discussion is HORRIBLE

dusty tinsel
#

Who let prikki out of the cage

lean relic
#

grr

polar tide
#

gr

rare tinsel
#

gr

hasty tangle
#

j

barren nacelle
#

Calamity Update Talk send me 50 dollars

earnest jewel
#

No, send it to me.

rare tinsel
#

Send me 49 dollars

#

Not, like, instead of him but in addition

earnest jewel
#

That is true also do that.

deft lily
#

instructions unclear. donating 5 grand to cal devs

unreal pawn
#

💀

dusty tinsel
#

Donate your entire life savings instead

tropic jolt
#

umbara is going hog wild

deft lily
dusty tinsel
#

Based

tropic jolt
#

we're getting the update 2 days early with this one

dusty tinsel
#

Instructions unclear pushing update back 1 century

hallow cedar
#

uh oh

vagrant wind
#

anything but hogim

earnest jewel
mystic eagle
#

Another person hijacked by the same scam server

tropic jolt
#

do people actually fall for the mrbeast images

vivid hemlock
#

free money

mystic eagle
tropic jolt
#

mrbeast...

deft lily
craggy wagon
deft lily
#

i need to keep the cal devs funded

hollow harness
#

mr breast give me 10 lunchlys and 10 million dollars saludos desde Xique Xique Bahia Brasil

deft lily
thorn pier
tropic jolt
barren nacelle
#

Free money 🤤

thorn pier
#

its always 4 pictures

vagrant wind
amber egret
unborn aspen
#

i wonder if theres any reason only the locket resprite was implemented ……

thorn pier
#

the resprites are fire wth

fathom girder
#

locket but with a little red
now THAT is a chalice worthy of a blood god
tumor
iron boots are now iron instead of blue
sand cloak no longer looks like a finger
lungs
shoul dur

#

Iiii did not mean to ping I'm sorry

ionic folio
unborn aspen
#

unfortunate

dusk bronze
#

does chalice need an equip sprite

unborn aspen
#

i hope they get added sometime soon … weird scale ambergris must die

ionic folio
dusk bronze
#

i see

thorn pier
#

slagsplitter worn sprite so fire

dusk bronze
#

reminder

vivid hemlock
#

imp lamented

dusk bronze
#

also this (not implemented???)

arctic cliff
#

Thirsty going on a character arc through these

deft lily
#

horse day is every day....

vivid hemlock
vagrant wind
#

new developer spotted....

deft lily
#

who

vagrant wind
vivid hemlock
#

wtf

deft lily
#

woag

#

@lyric trellis congrats user

rare tinsel
#

jelly

vivid hemlock
#

i cant velieve caldev has hired a gps

rare tinsel
#

i wanna be dev i’m a great ideas guy

deft lily
#

shes been kidnapped and thrown into the basement

vagrant wind
#

envy

deft lily
rare tinsel
#

oh yeah btw

dry whale
rare tinsel
#

omg perfect idea

deft lily
#

i should become a dev and kill everyone

rare tinsel
rough ruin
deft lily
#

hello stip

rare tinsel
#

no my first change would be removing true melee from inferna cutter

strong isle
rare tinsel
#

and nerfing it

rare tinsel
#

Ah

dry whale
rare tinsel
#

Lame!

deft lily
#

jokes aside i think im on too many ppls shit list to be a cal dev

#

but its fine

strong isle
urban cloak
#

just uh

#

minus the gamebreaking speedrun tech

rare tinsel
#

lmao

deft lily
#

prikki should join cal dev and change everything into lihzahrd

rare tinsel
#

my dev item would be an item that makes you a lihzahrd. stats included

vagrant wind
#

and you get 5000% true melee damage after transforming

polar tide
#

theyshuold put me on calde

#

v

deft lily
#

u already are

#

and you still havent killed everyone smh...

polar tide
#

going down to south west gonna go my bus

#

a

dry whale
#

killing everyone takes time

deft lily
#

too bad

#

if it was me it'd be done in 2 seconds trust

rare tinsel
#

/kill @e

deft lily
#

exactly

dry whale
#

also prikki can I get my name changed to Meowxie

#

pwease :3

lyric trellis
vivid hemlock
#

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