#calamity-update-talk
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did the game get easier?
i havent played in a year or so and i only played on reavengance and back then it felt like a bit of a challenge(i suck at terraria)
but now it feels WAYYYY easier
with all the changes the desert got its objectively more lively
Reminds me that apparently there was some old pre-22 cal plan to add a trench to the normal ocean? Which sounds funny when the Abyss already exists
generally yeah
mod isnt trying to focus on difficulty
It seems Fabsol yearned for a deep pit to be flung into.
I think the abyss originally was going to just be in the normal ocean
but then uhh sulphur sea was manifested somehow
yeah it was either that or rangers really good cuz this is my first time playing calamity on it lol
sounds wack
i wouldn't mind cal doing something to the regular ocean tho
Damage numbers were lowered access the board, arguably too much but that’s being dealt with
but like another trench would be boring
anahita caverns
abyss exists for that
where you fight hit boss anahita
tbh a series of tunnels that lead to a big open cavern where you fight analevi in actually sounds kind of awesome
Coral reef?
I kinda wanna do anahita as first boss
You can.
I remember
😁
I was there when the ancient texts were written
3000 years ago
Merkalto would’ve saved the oceans
confirmation that merkalto was there when the sphinx was built
I would've made sulphurous sea piss yellow again
google getfixedboi
lord and savior merkalto
why did the sound for switching difficulty modes get changed
hi
merkalto dosen't know
dangit.
because the previous ones sucked
it woulda been funny.
boom
I forgot how ugly the sea used to be, I mean the enemies and blocks are still brown and messy but the piss really was bad

but the piss really was bad
great sentence
me when enabling revengeance: 🎸
me when enabling death: 👿
You mean our tyrant and murderer? #evil
wasn't the death activation sound the exact same as demonshade enrage
Put some respect on our overlord.
i think
idk
yes our lord and savior!
merkalto would never be so cruel..
he ensures that my eidolist tablet drops arent garbage (ill now get them every 10 kills instead of 20)
merkalto healed my grandma 😊
Merkalto is my landlord.
It’s true
i thought she died
did he revive her
wtf
impossible
yep thats just how good merkalto is
merkalto please rework all bosses and deliver punishment to the sinners
merkalto is evil and wants to kill everyone
u cant fool me....
Honestly I want to see more Plague versions of jungle enemies
yes, and the rev one was cultist summoning phantasmal dragon
personally i want to see the plague be good more
^^^^^^
just adding more plaguefied jungle enemies won't really make it more interesting or fix any of the issuess wtih it, if anything id argue itd make them worse
Plague should infect enemies directly.
Plague that infects hive blocks when
Plague Hive would be a cool structure actually.
seeing plague enemies kill and infect other animals would actually b cool
yk
u see them doing what theyre said to do
Yeah honestly making the plague kinda like a mini corruption would be cool
Not a full blow corruption
the plague right now is extremely ouf o place (a bunch of plague enemies just spawning in the jungle with no sort of plague worldgen or anything else to reflect the plague's consequences on the enviroment)
all of the enemies are largely uninteresting with no complex or fun behaviors
and despite having so many diff enemies all of them ust drop the same shit which coupled with their lack of interesting behavior makes their existence largely redudant
like you could make it so its literally just plague chargers and itd essentially be the same
plague also kinda like bloats jungle content even more especially when most of the items are not great, so many weapons for one area...
yeah plague is the
textbook definition rn of quantity over quality
in every aspect
a bunch of shitty enemies, way too many items
You get access to Jungle stuff which unlocks Jungle stuff which unlocks Jungle stuff.
Yeah the jungle basically has everything
There isn't even a particularly good lore reason for plague showing up. Like... you beat the jungle's protector idol deity and that makes Draedon's bioweapon show up? Why? There's nothing indicating that Golem was keeping Draedon's weapons suppressed.
I think it'd make way more sense if it was post-Plantera, or earlier.
Should definitely spawn from Plantera probably that’d at least make a bit more sense
And or you unleash it yourself but that’s more effort
God I'm thinking about boss order in HM again and getting sick
guh
vanilla alr makes hm progression funny and calamity kinda makes it even worse 😭
does anyone have that old drataliornus art by i think mihaii?
The pacing of HM is so momumentally fucked because bosses were added with only 1 mechanical boss actually being relevant since you'd unlock mats to trivialize the subsequent 2
But then the early-hm rework got added as did Queen Slime
The what?
it was shaped like an s and had a wing
Also the plague mini boss is so annoying. Like oh your trying to mine in the jungle
Nah random queen bee
if you were to fight every single boss, itd be:
qs (depending on if you consider her a seperate tier), twins/destroyer/prime/cryo/aqua/brim, clone/plant (these might be considered a different tier but like wtv), analevi/aureus, golem, pbg/rav/duke/empress, cultist/deus, ml
why are you mining in the jungle post golem
Ppl have brought up that Aureus feels like it should be pre-plant mechanically and I agree, but then you have to reckon with how many bosses are already pre-plant
Jungle Scoria
Honestly I dont remember what I was doing.
flashback to pre-brainstorm pbg drop pool
11 weapons...
pbg was like the most egregious example of the plague being just 1 million weapons
that's it? all the plague content?
I’ve thought about Aureus being pre-mech or mech tier and moving Brimmy to post-plant but that’s kinda like eh
bloat the boss with all the weapons ever and with an extra material for even more items
Honestly Aureus needs a rework
You can literally farm him for his drops like really early in hardmode
its kind of staggering just how much content the plague has when you take a step back and actually analyze it
Brimmy is nothing but I do feel like an elemental should be stronger than a failed attempt to artificially replicate a mage
You know what, just make PBG post-Moon Lord. Make the Jungle important every stage of the game. Make the people suffer.
barely any in-world presence and it fades into obscurity right after you beat its signature boss which you're expected to fight right after golem
all bosses need reworks i dont care what people say about provi or scal theyre gonna look dated when the other bosses get reworked even if they get new visual upgrades 🙂↕️
yet it has a ton of items for some unknown reason
and then a random item upgrade in post-ML for some reason
If she gets better lore maybe brimmy being post-plant would be nice. Also if you did that maybe she could gatekeep scoria instead of golem, which would make more sense imo
you could argue the enemy count is crazy too cause the calamity regular enemy economy sucks balls
To be fair, that Elemental got its teeth pushed into its stomach like 15 years ago.
something like the plague having like 5-6 unique enemies is wild
are they really that unique though
Honestly wulfrum needs some new stuff
nah
wulfrums pretty good
could be reworked
Wulfrum biome.
the actual items and blocks and such are pretty good
enemies could be better yea
yeah its just the wulfrum enemies theyre kinda
i would personally like hardmode wulfrum but the issue is What The Fuck Do You Make It Do
well no im just more referring to the count
Fables kinds did that
Fables did what!?
Wulfrum structure*
fables has a wulfrum structure but its not really a biome
they're all basically just reskinned jungle enemies with the exception of viruling
its just a bunker you go in to fight a bunch of wulfrums and get some loot
i still do not know what the fuck viruling is
I think a plaguebringer goliath with transformer like phase transitions would be cool.
Animated by code
Not a biome but a structure
wulfrum scrapyard/bunker structure
which instead is a reskinned eater of souls
yea and its like the intended way to get the cores as well
Wulfrum enemies got love a few years ago and are better than most calamity mobs, so I think they ought to be pretty low priority when we still have Scorn Eaters
true yea
Fair
fables wulfrums <3
because well you actually need to interact with the structure prior to wulfrum nexus spawning rarely
man fuck scorn eaters....
i need to rework the wulfrum enemies ive already talked about it in dev
fables <3
they all kinda suck rn
fables wulfrum is so good it works so well and has so much cool stuff
I find it funny that wulfrum were literally created to troll Yharim
i saw the spirit + fables boss fight and its so fucking peak
fables rover supremacy
the enemies are genuinely amazing because they all collaborate into killing you
itll be interesting seeing what basecal does with their designs
i remember i think triangle had somd ideas
they do </3
with Wulfum?
yeah the sinergies they have are awesome
plus i really like how silly they are
The Brimmy stuff is kinda eh there’s no much reasoning besides wanting less mech tier bloat and maybe she should be a bigger deal by being post-plant with her other elemental sister, Aureus at mech tier would make a lot more sense especially after 2.1 and needing to decrypt a schematic to craft his spawner and yeah that just makes sense
big hand, magnet
wulfrum hovercraft and wulfrum drone when they get stuck in tiles and stop functioning entirely
so whimsy
also they can kill eachother (granadier robot)
Also they make a really good early pre hardmode summoner set
wulfrum rover just gets stuck on half tiles too its really fucking sad
wulfrum is an actual threat compared to the slimes that spawn constantly and they actually link up and shit its amazing
i love the robot that just fucking throws other robots at you
wulfrum hovercraft and drone when they have so little identity i barely remember what they do different
One hovers the other drones
the magnetizer
Also wulfrum drops an item that later becomes one of the best defensive items in the game
despite the sprite difference its like the only thing is that one shoots big laser when it gets core enhanced
yea thats basically it
sprite difference that also contributes to their lack of identity too
the other idk gets stuck in tiles
the wulfrums in general have no identity at lal beyond that
theyre different shapes
rover is flat and wide
gyrator is a ball
hovercraft is flat nad flies
drone is, idk shape ad flies
their designs are just Different Shape
idk shape 🔥
rover and gyrator are the only ones I remember well because uhh idk they're the ground ones
gyrator is genuinely the only good one rn cause it's ai doesn't break easily and that bar is 🥀
rover more because funny!! roverdrive reference and the accessory
Skyfin bomber ai
hi
tbh hovercraft and drone are similar but the drone attacks more often
wulfrum discussions
John wulfrum
The thing about the wulfrum rover is that I find its helplessness extremely amusing and befitting of an enemy from the very beginning of the game, but I feel like it should at least be able to handle a half-block
yeah i love how the rover runs into walls like a roomba
when does rover get trojan squirrels ai
But the fact that they break almost every single time you encounter one is Bad
dude I've seen them spawn on living trees and they all get stuck and never come back to fight
They’re so bad in multiplayer dude
theyre so funny
justice
only half tiles? so if it's unhammered they still get stuck on it?
oh no they can travel up single blocks now too
oh so that was just inconsistency fix
fryzahh you will add the feastiary to calamity
i guess???
for some reason they just never had the functionality to travel up single tiles and half tiles for all this time and no one seemed to bother questioning
demonic
flay sunny
New PR replace all wulfrum enemies with wulfrum hovercrafts and let them move through walls again
keep wulfrum rovers incapacitated!
Square up.
just kidding. let them roam
🔵
Wulfrum Cnidrions
youre welcome i approved it
making a counter-pr to allow them to go up 1-block-tall cliffs
Wulfrum Hogmongus new enemy (this message will be a candidate for the worst calamity discord message of 2026 award )
Actually no it would be a boss and i now actually wanna make a sketch of it and write ideas, wanna do that in general for my ideas for calamity addons or tmods even if i dont ever sprite or code
I’ve gotten more and more ideas for the idea of a fables like mod where its calamity based on really old versions and planned content for old versions like the void biome or whatever but also some new stuff like exo mech versions of bosses that aren’t the mech bosses which would like also fit because the final boss would be Andromeda
not even close
your end is nearing
*with Death Wulfrum Drone
thank you... SSO
this gif makes me feel rather uncomfortable
what am i looking at
insanity
the beast
there are things in this world that youre not meant to sea
sally wouldnt sell any seashells from that seashore
The timeless seashore?
SSO..?
oh, yeah
The SSO will happen sometime but for now we have the horrible hog approaching
fun fact: i had to painstakingly create an open mouth frame to create the above gif. here is an image of omega amidias opening his mouth wide
roy
when are we getting purple amidias
but of course
when i are we getting netherite in the calamity mod
Is this a jojo ref
damn that dude sure looks like a dragon
(infinite wealth)
@wise bolt can you confirm?
approving nod
See
spill it rogue dev
busy drawing yaoi ask some1 else
hello, based department?
hmm
was it Solar Eclipse referencing


Coconut from tf2
-# 
No
No
If tofus approves then why isn't your first guess something astral related. I feel that'd be my first guess
TF2's coconut.jpeg 🤝 smiling friends' nail
It's not astral
is it 🪱
despite tofu being a fan of astrum vermis, they are not defined solely by that
vermis
"fan" is not an adequate description
Yes
so you are a worm fan? name every worm
okay I name them all Jean
i had a
Discussion
with some people abt astrum vermis and i have devised to minimize problems to call them "space worm" instead of "space god"
who is vermis
Astrum Deus
why is he vermis
Sorry space god go brr
they are not Auric enough
worm related but not astral related 🤔
its burrower
what does vermis even mean
space vermin
is it not just latin for worm
basically yaeh
i am going to turn you into a worm
🪱
How are you feeling about this prediction, out of curiosity?
Yharim and Boss Rush rebalance circa 2025 still maybe on the table?
-# 😢
Mhr:
This would’ve happened if Merkalto wasn’t evil
(I have no words)
If merkalto was still a dev we'd have yharim...
I'm more interested in Boss Rush personally
meowkalto
New calamity update someday
Likely spring
Which would mean I was eight with the calamity spring update
Death
😁
hi there merkalter
Thank you very much for the confirmation!
In my humble opinion boss rush should be deleted
It's 2 am and now I will go back to generating shapefiles for Wisconsin election results
#ManitowocCountyClerkNeedsToBeNuked
Bro still uses PAPER to tally results
😡
5/2!
W.T.F.
#yup #truthnuke
✅
#no #youarerong #killmerkalto
yep.
damn
thatd be useless because i dont see what needs fixing
😊
as far as im aware its just an extra non-serious bit of content so that people can have fun with the dev weapons
and it accomplishes that
what is shapefile
Wait can someone explain something to me?
Version 2.1.0, does that include all 700+ changes that haven't been released yet?
And is that not released yet?
I thought those nearly 1000 changes were Brainstorm
2.1 is brainstorm. it was released on february 6 and contained 3000+ changes
i dont know what you mean by this
Did YuH just forget to update the changelog?
yes
No Sand Dollar rework
you should not be looking at the changelogs channel for information on current versions of calamity
Then where? The changelog was always reliable.
And it was a great way to see individual changes.
the changelogs are reliable. the changelogs channel isnt
The 2.1.2 update made further refinements to the Brain of Cthulhu fight in Revengeance Mode, made several balance changes to items, and fixed a multitude of bugs.
And there you can read all changes
we also have a newsletter on the calamity website
Alright thank you. In any case, I think something should be done about the changelog channel. Maybe add a message at the end of it being like: "Hey, this is not being written in anymore, you can keep up on the update information here: link to wiki place"
much better source of information on what we're doing currently
i've been thinking that it should be archived since it's essentially defunct now
Exactly
You can make a ticket to modmail
I mean, I'm talking to a dev rn XD
i'll bring it up internally i've just been forgetting to
Alright :) Thank you for the conversation
is it really worth it?
pepsimax iv for the sorrowful sow
im happy to see another person who thinks its an iv this picture is fascinating because i think the intent was probably that the pepsi max is being pumped out of the pig but i and a nonsignficant amount of other people see it as an iv drip
It's definitely extractive as depicted but the idea of it being an IV is so much more funny to me that I will it into being
exactly
I need 30 cc crystal pepsi asap
like this is how i feel after beinf at school for 3 hours
Pouring espresso into my iv bag as I stare directly into the nurse's eyes
sjfwmaodufnjn4m
Now I'm thinking about "the patient needs mouse bites to live"
Someone got in trouble for posting this in another server I'm in
lol???
HUH?
That image of a puppy with a ton of chems around it
hog
i saw you typing tofu
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
tofu can i parasitize you for no reason
sure but i have some more to say so hold on
ok:3
whats that!? xD
ok cant be assed actually @polar tide go ahead
nom
nomnomnom!!!!!!!

How horrible hogs are made
this cant be...
also,
To liken the plagued deity to that of a verminous maggot is no less than blasphemy of the highest degree.
You wish not to refer to it as a god, so be it, but you will do so with reverence, rather than dragging it through the muck with something so utterly tasteless and tactless.
Astrum Deus is fine a title as is, but if you insist on a differing name, you'd do well to refer to it as Astrum Tabidum, or Sidus Tabidum, after its sidereal form and the rot that befalls it.
Else, do not refer to it at all.
Do not let me catch you enacting such folly again.
my bad
no i know im the biggest shitter around
Truth nuke
Sorry John CDMusic, the music's a banger but the event is fundamentally ass 
Future content doc needs an update
about what
The future
😨
The hogs
updated with your demise
i already wrote down about your final hours
The hogs are going wild
what hogs
Can’t wait for the hogs to say “it’s hogging time” and they hog everywhere
You feel a horrible presence watching you…
Canon: horrible hog CAN kill Yharim, it just chooses not to just so that the world is more horrible
✅
calamity mod
calamity mod
crabumod
this picture sucks ass
I think that person does not like exo mechs
i am familiar with this person they have a weird hatred for draedon specifically that i do not understand
real classy
"eww politics" is what you took from that?
I see these a lot in fables discord
exos are pretty bad tbf
its a shame really
I don’t really have a problem with it tbh
inf exos are really cool
I think it’s fun enough
but thats infernum for you
every single boss is absolutely hated by at least some people
and loved by others
wonder how many people are actually aware he was voiced by gianni matragrano once
its been nearly five years since reign of lords first released
There’s no way reign of lords is that old
its been a minute
it came out like a month before the draedon update yea
by october 14th this year it'll officially be 5
🥹

t1e is a year old already this cant be real
t1e?
tier 1 encore
fake fan??!!?
There we go
this is funny
“0 times he’s washed his butt”
time flies ig
save me!!!
lucille karma!!!
THIS ISNT FUCKING FUNY. THAT IS LITERALYY MY DAD
the mod hasn't really gotten any huge major updates like the draedon update before brainstorm so its understandable why so much time has passed so quickly
YUP another Gao classic
Inf exos would be decent if Ares wasn’t there
the name sounds familiar
Gao is known they're in various servers
ive definitely seen them before but i cant remember much
he was a serial killer that bragged about killing people
storming the brains
does bh really not count

How do I just Know that ares calls azafurians “THOSE people”
they draw calamity characters as project moon characters i think, they've posted their stuff here im pretty sure
i do not like bountiful harvest it kinda fucked up parts of the mod that were pretty enjoyable for me
From the Ashes 🙂↕️
that and the pr distster that is the pumpkin
They're a bit active everywhere really
I dont like it either but I dont think that makes it not a big update
the weapon reworks were nice thats about the only praise i can give it
was bh really that bad, if you ignore the boss reworks
Xyk scal changes my savior
bountiful harvest more like bountiful industry plant 🙂↕️
no but but the boss changes were also like half the update 
BH happened like shortly after I got into cal, what exactly did people hate about it?
😭
i distinctly remember getting genuinely hyped when fab was posting changelogs and talking about unique changes to bosses in master mode and allat
Like I did one cal playthrough before it came out I think
main thing was the boss reworks
nobody cared about that stupid pumpkin!!!
was quickly corrected
i did not intend on the gap between t1e and t2e being this big but its honestly entirely on me
Majority of boss changes, many contact damage changes, and the whole master-rev shit ass difficulty system
t2e will be so peak it will be worth it
not expanding the BH page boss changes take up at least 1/3 of the documented changes
Master system so bad I had to write up a whole doc with over a dozen points to explain “hey this sucks” and it somehow worked
could be me looking at it more from a developer perspective now idk
1/3 is actual boss changes, another 1/3 is just rebalances and the rest is whateverr the update added
there were parts of it that were good and i liked, but the parts that i dont like feel louder
So here’s another question I’ve got, why do people hate the pumpkin? 

WHO is this bum
was the entire trailer and branding for the update and then it fell off after a week
why do they exist who is that
Industry plant
idek if anyone uses harvest staff nowadays
(literally)
pumpkin was sorta shoehorned in as the mascot for the update
its like some sort of hazardous harvest
Harvest staff is limited by everything else just being broken (and you can only have 1 so it’s cooked iirc)
harvest staff is kinda good last time I checked but it falls off after you get an OOA sentry (ballista/aura)
the only reedeming quality is the sfx they have which is silly
Lend me a 1 damage buff cal devs, this is RBP and Polyp Launcher we’re up against
Why not tie it to pumpkin moon? Seems fitting
because pumpkin moon is Serious Stuff
new leaked feature: sacrifice the pumpkin creature in hardmode to spawn the pumpkin moon
or halloween season related stuff
RBP needs to stop doing what it does
RBP cannot be found anymore. Needs auric bars to be crafted. Everything else remains unchanged
this is the dog that ate up all of the other good changes in bh as a fat bird told me
Finally balanced
shroomble is also an industry plant dont let them fool you
Shroomble is awesome look at that little guy
you need actual enemies in your life to be fulfilled
if you're referring to the jump sound then i hope you know its the same one harvest staff uses
should've kept shroomble dying every frame
I have never used harvest staff ngl. I don’t play summoner
ong i had no clue this guy was a summon
he used to not!
the weapon used to be a mage weapon that still went unnoticeable tbh
WHAT
like I don't even remember this weapon being decent at all it was like unnoticeable really
Wait so BH’s main selling point was a pre-boss weapon rework?
why in the world was it a mage weapon, it's literally a creature what
Pretty much
well it wasn't the little pumpkin creature before
that came with the rework
Summons used to be magic damage back in like early terraria too
pre-rework it was just a staff that shot small pumpkin projectiles
me thinking it was a brand new item but then i got reminded it's from the calamity mod
everything is 100000 years old
it's true i was there

yea no it was just a random projectile staff which just exploded on hit
Harvest staff was kinda cracked when it was a mage weapon which is funny
calamity is characterized by senile weapons
Now I wonder what cal weapon has gone the longest without a rework
What’s the least-recently updated weapon…
Slag Magnum hasn’t gotten a real change since mid 2017
rip my goat terra edge 🥀
Only resprites and a velocity buff lol
no its an industry fungi smh
Exactly, he’s a fun guy
there's fungi in pvz, so they can count as honorary plants
They never renamed it to slagnum
#tragic
The real slop is the friends we made along the way
it's true
Guess who else eat slops
Is there an official release date for Hog Wild or is the newsletter more of a “here’s what’s going on rn” kinda thing?
Or did I just miss it?
Hog Wilds or Outer Hogs?
i was more thinking Hog Hunter Wilds
Hogframe when?
I mean… what’s stopping you?
Hog...
CoQ HQ.......
caldevi mutrim etc etc.. artist
ah
i think ive seen like one mutrim piece from them
caldevi is a ship ive never seen before tho
not fond of caldevi tbh,
real
I have no idea what those words mean
mutant x yharim & calamitas x deviantt
Interesting
Explode
idk. i would prefer my aroace characters 2 stay aroace unless the artist is specifically trying to explore that spectrum aspect of aromanticism through connections with others
but that is just my preference
truthful
I had no idea people are shipping Cal
thought it was well known that she's aroace
People ship anything
it is nice when the ships have substance and background. sure, xyz lesbian or gay or straight couple is cute or something but i cannot find it in me to feel anything in particular for them when they're just conveyed like slice of life characters
nice, but not the most interesting
I'm just confused as to how ppl can ship a character that's aroace
not really idt
They should be stabbinh eachother
am I missing something? am I not woke enough to understand?
Fwiw i dont remember seeibg any art of them being romantically íntimate
My good faith take would b that its a queerplatonic relationship but that just might be cope
Unfortunately, the internet
if memory serves gao has mentioned their cala is lesbian but idk if we're still talking about them
that is gao yea
Idk their name sry
no
henlo doze

why is it always yuri
Women are awesome
is the slime superboss still ment to be in my infurnem world i cant find him on the wiki?
i may just be less inclined towards yuri in general tbh but also every time something like this comes up its always yuri
And
oh poop wrong channel again mb
lack of variety makes the subject dull,
pop culture just kind of swayed more towards it ig
tbh think it's because the average straight cis man is more interested in seeing two women kiss than two men kiss

this world needs more yaoi
Lesbians are never dull
be the change you want to see in the world
nothing against yuri but it does feel like it is getting shoved in my face a lot
and there is, usually never substance to it
It’s kinda random at a time
its just girls kissing ,
be less online internet is cigarette for brain
yuri fans vs yaoi enjoyers
Stop shoving these LESBIANS in my face!!!
a true yaoi fan never speaks ill of yuri
a true yuri fan never speaks ill of yaoi
maybe i'm strange for wanting something with more thought put into it 
Yuri, yaoi, whatever, I just like my gf
both can be good. but without anything to grasp onto outside of same sex relationship it is just completely uninteresting to me
i kinda get that
I liked the old lesbian couple in caroline
fair
Ship art has existed forever and tbh this Is just a weird reaction to have to someone bringing up yuri
it has existed forever and i draw do draw it on the occasion
I literally just said hog yuri lol and u went "why is it always yuri" like ??? cuz im a lesbian and i like making things into lesbians for fun???
i just it find most shipping content dull
its not that weird to have opinions on things and to want to share said opinions when similar topics are brought up
yuri is peak because it's in Cosmic Princess Kaguya that's all I have to say
i just like seeing any depictions of same-sex relationships
even if it's two girls and not two guys it's like "yay! gay people!"
if it's in Cosmic Princess Kaguya it's gotta be peak that's the rules
i ask because i notice it's a frequent occurrence in a lot of places. am i doing something that's upsetting you ?
draeplush is approaching ...
chat what would you say are the best/worst designed accessories that cal adds
designed as in function not visuals
his time is coming
yharims gift for both
shh
I think you can do worse than a boring stat stick
No, its fine just have an averse reaction to people reacting like that to lesbians being brougjt up cuz a lot of the time its borderline misogyny
Its fine ur fine lol
it will no longer be a boring stat stick in the hog wilderness
The worst is camper
camper is definitely down there
Uhhh i dont like the bloody worm scarf
bwsc would be like incredibly normal if it wasnt an expert item
Nothing wrong w it, im just not super fond of a stat stick like that yk
I use it all the time
bws is... Average
I kinda wish it had atleast a minor gimmick like how rotten brain does
Actually
asa 💔
The only version of a working camper is the original one, being in tf2 xd
hote is another one
big glob of other items that just results in visual clutter
Rotten brain pre-2.1 was down there
ah...ic, condolences 
lesbians & gays are both good imo for me it just comes down to writing
Yeah it's ASA
Oh i agree
Brainstorm gave it a big glowup tho
Whats asa
auric soul artifact
Yes, and in a bad way
hell torture
not only does it only affect one minion, the minion in question sucks
Actually made it kinda unique instead of just an optimal pick for the majority of the game, thankfully
best btw might be AFR
Would an accessory that gives a minor refund on any of ur multiple slot minions be good and or balanced
what did asa do before that change again?
asa used to just summon 2 nuggets
5 -> 4 slot cost
Meaning it's entirely dependent on the minion to be good
if it actually did this it would be better because at least then you could get a 4th one with minimal investment
ESA is just pure dogshit
Mhm i kinda wish worm tooth/scarf also had a gimmick like brain
DSA is only good for full glass cannon
Nah DSA and PSA are fine
esa is also bad yeah
ESA 😭
I forget what the fifth one is
ESA just chose terrible stats to give
oh actually I have one
all the other ones at least have ideas that are not that horendus
ESA would be ok if it picked good stats
I like any accessories/armors tjat buff ur hook
bloom stone, then
dark matter sheath's primary idea is fundamentally awful
Eh
I think DMS issue is actually really easy to fix
Make it still always consume all stealth
What makes dms unique compared to the downgrades again, or are you just saying the entire line
You can stealth at 50%, but it's weaker
dms is the first part of the line to get the strike cost to 50%
I dont like tje quivers
Stealth calculations will go to hell
what quivers are you refering to
Rogue doesn't need accessory nerfs
There's a few weapons that are way overtuned but the accessories are fine
Equiver with less crit than deadshot lmao
Elemental gauntlet Is also very boring 😔
Though ig its fine for there to be stat sticks
realistically most rogue accessories have some reasonable argument for worst
Stealth rogue as a whole feels a bit worse to play after brainstorm
OH I have a question about stealth I've been meaning to ask and forgot
Eh
I don't think so
Venlocket my goat
Their issue is usually numbers more than concept
are the mechanics in molten amputator and Nblack a sort of test for the future Focus thing?
I mean I think numbers are still a part of the items design
glove of recklessness is a good example of the numbers just inherently having stupid design
Yeah, but I think it has to be more than a numbers issue alone to be in the running for worst
notted
Like feather crown sucks but that's only bc it can't hit / does 0 dmg
i feel like the candidate for "worst" accessory can be found in some random boss expert mode drop
(dont actually im fuckin with u
those are usually pretty dogshit
Tbf idk if its even a good idea to have every accessory have some special gimmick attached to it mayb its ok for stuff like elemental gauntlet to be like that
fully aware lel
but seriously astrum vermis is. bluntly, not a great name for such a grand beast
Not all accessories need gimmick yeah
yeah stat sticks do have a place
hmmmmm
Kinda real
Back when it had Elysian Guard
i mean it Is as of current a space scourge. once we purify it itsnprob Good
Elysian guard lmao
elysian guard is just kinda there
Here's one. Scuttler's Jewel.
Astrum Vermis sucks sryy it sounds like a mini boss name
Might legit be the worst accessory in the mod
Jewel is fine
I dont think it really hurt the items design outside of making it messy
it is v much not a scourge
yeah but you couldve thought of anything slightly more graceful 😭
jewel is one of rogues best designed accessories
By what metric..?
the bar is low but still
scourge (adjective) not scourge (boss type)
Its like the mini boss u fight between aureus and deus and its weaker than aureus
It does nothing
Especially for how weak stealth rogue is pre-boss
-# i really dont like astrum vermis good grief dont call deus that. ever
no
jewel is a simple accessory done well
It is genuinely very good
banned
idk i thought vermis (worm)
space worm
yeah, i know
also jewel is one of stealths best prehardmode accessories
that can't be right
my fault gang!!
I have a mountain of tests to prove this very thing
i've gotten nothing out of it before
Jewel Is kinda nice for slime and scourge
what does tabidum mean might i chance
if you used crystalline maybe it would suck
I guess so, then
Jewel from 2-3 years where it was useless lmao
but most of the items are fine
Which are the bosses id expect it to have a use on
vermis is the word for worm, it also shares the definition with maggot, just as well iirc the word vermin stems from vermis so its like
ough. alrigh
Astrum Vermis would be the name for boss minions
the only bosses jewel is outright not good on are stuff like qb and skele
Thought: what if jewel had no spawn cooldown but had static iframes equal to the cooldown duration instead
rotting/melting/decaying iirc
hmmmm
fair enouh
Astrum Deus Is a peak name imo
So jewel isn't screwed by crystalline type things

Aureus less so, idk
i call it that bc A Choice Few
i will call it tabidum instead
Smiley
would definitely be a net buff I would tone down the damage a little if you did that
but it would help with its consistency and give it a very clearly defined niche of weapons it works well with
Astrum Smiley...
I think my main worry would be multitarget like evil1 or sg
sidus is the word for constellation im p sure and tabidum is decay, so it would have been called the decaying constellation
that is actually a fire mame
maybe it could have pierce falloff? if that would even be applicable here
deus still suits him the most though i feel, and in lore too
so astrum tabidum would be the rotting/decaying star
Top 5 hogs
thats what i said !!!
its not auric enough apparently so he cant be called god
thats silly
Can someone send the image of tje hog w the soda iv bag
misread that as “feeling so western”
His lore item says that he was referred to as a god even though he wasn’t one I believe
thats what i said!!!!
They seem to have a niche then the niche doesn't exist
bc of random limits to make them less ncihe
he is a powerful beast of similar strength to a god in the eyes of many
even if ge is not
Like spawn timers or nanoblade dmg dropping if more than 5 exist
Can we get bad piggies mount
i have some written stuff in regards to deus and the gods actually but i....dk if its canon or public even
Why are there two deuses? Deusi?
Or he just splits?
dei
gamplay machanic i think
i have lore for that too .
or the infection and sidum are not the same creature
Why do they split
I think overall if it was like
- pierce falloff
- slight damage nerf
- honestly just kill the crystal shards they dont need to be there and it tones down the visual clutter this would create
its probably coming out the other side more widely applicable less dumb and just kinda healthier?
but ofc thats the kind of thing that you would have to actually test to be sure
Was there lore for back when there were like 12 small deuses
currently its just gameplay but when we do get to reworking astral i have some thoughts about deus splitting
N the fight sucked more
-# i do like his split mechanic. its cute 
Astral infection update is the thing I cannot wait for
i want to keep it if possible, but make it fun to actually play hopefully
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Hi carny
hi carny
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for. real.
i agree
though I think there would probably still need to be a cap so stuff like bile doesnt spawn like 20 jewels
but it could easilly be very high like 10 or so to the point it wouldnt really come up in normal gameplay



Imagine if the middle segment could go with itself
Long deus
i need to work on the thing
discovers a thing hoping it can save lives
bubby
vroom
the passes
the passes the way ill be passing away
the grasses 🌱
Calamity update soon
update's delayed to 2028
Grabe deus like a ferret and gesticulates with it in my hand, causing it to flop around
I rly like deus splitting its whimsical





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