calamity-update-talk

[dull heart]

that's what happens if you used shimmer in the recipe too

[grim pecan]

ashes of annihilation

[ivory lark]

i followed this recipe and my miracle matter is really, really, really, really cold. is that intended?

[grim pecan]

and this weird dragon soul i found

[stuck kite]

that one has a rather acquired taste i feel

[fathom girder]

make sure the internal temp is 1000000000f or else it won't cook proper

[rough ruin]

It's a great day on Cal discord

I am now a miracle matter Master cook

[fathom girder]

Oh that's prolly why- that stuff's a bit too expensive for me

[ivory lark]

can you make exo soufflet?

[grim pecan]

wouldn't turn out great, the exo mechs are already cooked

[ivory lark]

fair

[stuck kite]

nothing msg cant fix

[fathom girder]

gonna need a few buckets of lard for that fix

[ivory lark]

Draedon™ Seasoning can make any meal mechanically better

one of the interns forgot to include some in the recipe and the dish will be fixed in the exo update

[fathom girder]

can't wait

really gonna draw the flavor out with somethin' like that

[amber egret]

shauric bars

what happened to image perms in this channel

[barren nacelle]

Discord is fucked rn

[misty wren]

no

somebody just got rid of them

[amber egret]

lmao???? why

[misty wren]

we dont know who or why but somebody did

[amber egret]

it was yharim

[tropic jolt]

it was the hog

[dusty tinsel]

The honse stole your images perms

(I don't actually know what happened discord did freak out though earlier)

[amber egret]

what does that mean

[dusty tinsel]

Which part

[amber egret]

^

[misty wren]

discord was breaking embeds earlier

[dusty tinsel]

Oh discord freaked out

It does that on occasion

Stuff fails

[misty wren]

like they just didnt work for about 10 minutes

[amber egret]

oh i thought it was about the boost thing showing up everyfuckinwhere

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-kitten-trying-to-get-up-struggle-gif-23584320

[rough ruin]

Bud is begging for help

[polar tide]

no just being a kitten

[lean relic]

got damn no chart posting for us

[blazing field]

bacteria

[vagrant wind]

single celled organism named shithead

[deft lily]

dont you dare insult the creature

[wide raven]

So seems people are mad at the pig update

[deft lily]

what else is new

ppl get mad at cal devs for simply breathing lol

[tribal isle]

who

reddit?

[wide raven]

Nah YouTube

There just mad that it isn't some mega upgrade

[lyric trellis]

Smaller update vs no update

[deft lily]

let me guess
mura comment section

[gloomy grove]

we should explode mura's comment section

[wide raven]

Yep

[deft lily]

complains that updates take forever
calamity moves towards releasing smaller more frequent updates
is mad

no one hates calamity more than so called calamity fans

[wide raven]

Pretty much. You can't make everyone happy

Would rather have a small content drop done with passion than a massive update that feels like the devs got burned out half way through

[deft lily]

still not as bad as ppl defending the horse in the comment section on the brainstorm trailer

[tribal isle]

the new mura vid was good tho

finally learned about what the new pigs even do

[wicked halo]

I like it.

Can we get a pig pet in said update?

Or maybe a hog mount.

[wicked halo]

Isn't it funny how bipolar Calamity fans can be.

One of the most common complaints for the Fabsol era was how much Calamity changed vanilla. Now that Calamity is more in line with vanilla, people are still angry.

[deft lily]

yep

my least favorite thing abt the internet is people's refusal to take a win

[wicked halo]

QoL was a mistake.

Honestly the only thing I'd get somewhat mad if they change it would be the Goblin Tinkerer reforging rework.

I HATE dumping all my money only to not get the reforge I want.

[still bluff]

listen i can understand people being out of the loop and legitimately thinking "the evil caldevs forced the owner out because they didn't like how he talked"
but after it's explained properly there's literally no excuse

[deft lily]

yep

that or they straight up defend him

whilst also knowing full on abt what he did

[still bluff]

yea

[deft lily]

"the evil woke radical left trans people have infiltrated cal dev!!1!1"

[still bluff]

it's true

they have

caldev gone woke

[deft lily]

like cal dev has always had transgender people in it
that or some other form of lgbtq

[polar tide]

people were making 41% references in the comments on the brainstorm trailer i am not giving a single inch to people who are at all on fabsol's side

[deft lily]

^ true

those people can go fuck themselves

[still bluff]

sobbign

yea

they can go away

[meager escarp]

hello

[wicked halo]

Hi hello.

[deft lily]

im going to infiltrate cal dev and take back the mod from the evil woke people

its time

[wicked halo]

We're engaging in our weekly complaining about off-Discord Calamity fans.

[meager escarp]

if ur gonna do that can you take the time to add a 1-1 replica of the troupe master grimm fight from hollow knight

[deft lily]

sure

[polar tide]

even if all you think happened was that fabsol got booted for being transphobic you can go die if you find issue with that idfc

[deft lily]

true

like in no world is it okay to defend child grooming

[polar tide]

i think you missed the point of my statement

[deft lily]

i did?

[still bluff]

yea you are trying to support the wrong media in that case

[deft lily]

if i did miss the point then i apologize

[polar tide]

what im tryinf to say is "even if you don't know about the grooming shit or the horrific way he treated his devs, if all you know about the situation is that he was transphobic and got killed for it, you're a piece of shit if you have a problem with that"

[deft lily]

oh

yeah anybody who has an issue with that can fuck off

🏳️‍⚧️

[still bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-hop-on-rain-world-monk-green-monk-watcher-gif-14933550258567466490

[wicked halo]

It's mainly people who reek of privilege do that.

[polar tide]

like if your understanding of the situation is "fabsol is a bigot and was booted for it", then if you need the additional information of "also he was inappropriate with kids" in order to agree that he deserved to lose his position, then you can like. die or something idc

[wicked halo]

Reminding them of bigotry is too inconvenient for them.

[grim pecan]

ban fluffy poll:

[still bluff]

wwHTHAT

[deft lily]

yeah

also yeah ban fluffy

[grim pecan]

3/1

democracy wins again

[deft lily]

whART

its tied

nvm

win

[meager escarp]

dude he gives us defense

[polar tide]

fluffy voting ❌

[grim pecan]

interesting image

[lyric trellis]

Is Fluffy the new JB

[grim pecan]

yea

[deft lily]

who

[still bluff]

WHAT

[deft lily]

?

[still bluff]

this is slander

lies

hate speech

idk

[grim pecan]

ok you can be that or british

choose 1

[deft lily]

😨

[still bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711268703991365642/1467993527727427797/power_ozzage.gif

[deft lily]

[kindred fox]

Five nights at ozzys

[grim pecan]

i thoroughly derailed this convo but that's because i have nothing to add that people didn't already say and fluffy derailed it first

[deft lily]

fair

i honestly dont rlly enjoy discussing the horse and what he did all the much tbh

[still bluff]

oh surrrrre blame me

[grim pecan]

what the fuck is this then

[still bluff]

hop on rain world

duh

[grim pecan]

i hate all of you

[deft lily]

aww 😊

[grim pecan]

i'm going to bed gn

[deft lily]

goopbye

[still bluff]

byeee

send him to the gulag

[lyric trellis]

Woke mob Calamity

[deft lily]

yeah thats poopshit im sorry to hear that

[polar tide]

every time i read the word gulag. without fail.

[deft lily]

🫂

[grim pecan]

kermit deserves it

he knows what he did

[deft lily]

agreed

[polar tide]

its fine tbh im just going to delete that i refuse to be vulnerable in calmain

[deft lily]

fair

[polar tide]

today was jusr rough

[deft lily]

yeh it b like that

[wicked halo]

It's fine.

[deft lily]

dude wtf i cant post the rat

[wicked halo]

The rat must be contained.

[deft lily]

image perms gone

anyways u all should look at this rat

[deft lily]

yes

the rat

[still bluff]

make him green

[deft lily]

no

fuck you

[polar tide]

i hope they make you green

[deft lily]

does he know

bro is already green.....

[polar tide]

is there some green rat lore im not privy to

[deft lily]

(not the rat, fluffy)

[polar tide]

they should make fluffy greener

[deft lily]

true

[still bluff]

WHAt

you can't green me more

i'm alreayd the most green

[deft lily]

they should make me blue

insert breaking bad reference here

[drifting furnace]

Is there a possibility to watch the cal develeopement threw GitHub or so? Or is it fully behind the scenes?

[drifting furnace]

haha cute

btw how are you guys? I saw u last time :D.

[still bluff]

the development github is fully private, no getting extra spoilers from there

[deft lily]

im tired

can someone kill me pls

thanks

[drifting furnace]

[deft lily]

i actually have access to the development github and they are working on-

💥

[drifting furnace]

I want to see ....

[frail owl]

meow

[polar tide]

lol omg can you imagine

[drifting furnace]

xD haha but yh im asking because the 2.1 boss rework is absolutely insane and I need more

[frail owl]

any new cat pic?

[drifting furnace]

Do you get access to GitHub pushes if you are a patreon?

[frail owl]

something something 50$

[drifting furnace]

Like fr? Just a objective question 🙂

[polar tide]

absolutely not

[drifting furnace]

okay 🙂

[polar tide]

patrons of the cosmilite tier or above get access to a channel where we share specific spoilers for upcoming updates

they are chosen at our discretion

[drifting furnace]

oh okay. But I think thats a great idea to support the team and get a slight insight. I think thats a cool idea.

[still bluff]

being able to compile any wip content would be a very bad idea

[tribal isle]

why did we lose image perms but only in this channel

[kindred fox]

Take a wild guess

[still bluff]

@ ein

[tribal isle]

i dont know

[kindred fox]

Or a horrible guess

[drifting furnace]

Bc there was nothing mentioned in the newsletter, is there any info about the pause of the sunken sea update?

[still bluff]

SSO isn't going to be the next update

that's it

[drifting furnace]

okay ty. I asked bc maybe I could have missed any info 🙂

But I do appreciate the idea of the newsletter and the website is nicely done

[drifting furnace]

thats true!

[tribal isle]

the hog ate the perms

[kindred fox]

Yes

[frail owl]

@polar tide new cat pics?

apology if i'm pestering you

[polar tide]

it is always okay to ping me for new cat pics

[frail owl]

[drifting furnace]

I play calamity with calamity mod music and the well known calamity texture pack by Niorin. Are any of these officiall?

[frail owl]

he's just chilling, unperturbed by anything

[drifting furnace]

i think the music is right?

[frail owl]

i mean yeah

[desert garnet]

Only the music mods

Both normal and vanilla

[frail owl]

the music mod is required for calamity to be enabled

made compulsory a year or two ago

[tribal isle]

why is there evil wires

[desert garnet]

[frail owl]

it's to maintain the agenda

[drifting furnace]

oh kk

[deft lily]

kibby !!

[kindred fox]

Wire agenda?

[polar tide]

she

all my cats r girl cat

[frail owl]

:3

[polar tide]

:3

[deft lily]

play with vcmm

or else

[wicked halo]

I know it makes me sound like a snob but you are obligated to play with VCMM if you are into Calamity's OST.

[deft lily]

truth and factual

fated insurrection 🙏

[wicked halo]

Downpour and Frozen Over got me like that one gif of Patrick Bateman with headphones.

[deft lily]

i do quite like both of those tracks as well

[still bluff]

users do you have image perms

[fossil dock]

i do

[hard hearth]

you should by default smh

reg users are the ones we dont know if they can

[deft lily]

i do not have image perms

i cannot post the rat ;-;

[fossil dock]

and now?

[deft lily]

yay

[hard hearth]

i suppose middle option doesnt work cause of the category

[fossil dock]

nope, not synced

[hard hearth]

[fossil dock]

user perms

well roles

[hard hearth]

doesnt middle option automatically check the default category perms to indicate if that role can or can't do something?

regardless if the channel is perfectly synced to the category or not

[fossil dock]

no

[hard hearth]

then what's the middle option for

[fossil dock]

defaults to whatever perm applies based on roles or user specific perms

[hard hearth]

and if all roles have the middle option?

on that specific setting

[fossil dock]

probably leans to role perms

[deft lily]

here have a cookie 🍪

[fossil dock]

role has yes/no, with no inbetween

no neutral votes on that one

[hard hearth]

true right

[halcyon seal]

His gluttony disgusts me

[solar hare]

morning midnight

[iron dew]

morning done

[solar hare]

were you typing something

[iron dew]

i was but then i stopped

[solar hare]

why

[iron dew]

iunno i just didnt deem it good enough to send so i didnt

[solar hare]

understood

[plush carbon]

?

[deft lily]

calamity mod

[raw falcon]

how calamitious

[wise bolt]

happens

[frail owl]

hi there wobbly worm guy

[proper tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jumpscare-box-gif-12399387153107465639

[grave rock]

hello my horrible hogs

[dusk bronze]

🐗

[grave rock]

🐖

[solar hare]

hog rider

[solemn crest]

🐖

[lean relic]

hogging

[arctic cliff]

we’re free

[frail owl]

where's the cat update?

[thorn pier]

in 3 minutes

[spark kiln]

what’s the recipe for sandstorm in a bottle

[dusty tinsel]

Sand

Probably

[hollow harness]

a bottle and a forbidden fragment or the cal recipe a bottle, some sand tiles, feathers and stormlion mandibles

[solemn crest]

Brainstorm in a bottle when?

[hollow harness]

Master Mode BoC pet

[solemn crest]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

I CAN POST GIFS??????

[vivid hemlock]

all hail the sandstorm sprite drop pool

[thorn pier]

why are pic perms back

someone remove them

[solemn crest]

Please no

[hollow harness]

the sandstorm sprite drop pool is so awesome

[solemn crest]

Ok I know what all of those words mean individually

[hollow harness]

the blizzard one is lovely, blizzard hat winning

[vivid hemlock]

phm mage content... 🥹

[tropic jolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784197443779690499/1387917555519328307/hotdawg.gif

[solemn crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711268703991365642/1487288072231190608/Deusfastest.gif

Wait

Hogstorm… last Sunday???

[thorn pier]

can the devs delete the fuckass boss rush dialogue

boss rush is already slow on its own who thought it was a good idea to add the dialogue

[high scaffold]

I think I know the answer

[olive kernel]

hog tuah

[high scaffold]

I think boss rush might be redone someday

[grave rock]

Most patient terraria player?

[high scaffold]

I wonder when is the near player dialogue text like the one DoG has will be added to other bosses

And boss rush

[thorn pier]

wrong channel oops

didnt mean to send this here

[hardy gulch]

Would bloodflare armor be considered stronger than the tarragon armor's replacement when that is released?

[deft lily]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1182143475173576834/attachment-2-1.gif

woag

gif perms

[dusk bronze]

how could anyone know this

like seriously

[hardy gulch]

are you sure

[blazing field]

its so nice having an alternative way to get sandstorms in a bottle that dosen't feel lame and boring like just. uhhh yep craft this item with 5 sand blocks and 2 diamonds and 5 bottles

[twin juniper]

I was there

[blazing field]

alternative ways of obtaining items are fine if theyre actually interesting and not just . cheesy

i remember back whebn sso was a thing that there was a idea to have amidias give you some alt obtainment for some items through his quest and like thats a cool idea

unlike just

[stiff light]

kill

[blazing field]

craft this item you otherwise find through exploration with 10 of this material

[hardy gulch]

makes a lot of sense gameplay wise

[twin juniper]

Thank you Sso

[rare tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405614811500253306/1454181868285988980/waddling.gif

YAAAY

gif perms

[dusk bronze]

buby

[fierce nebula]

Eat

[dusk bronze]

👎

[arctic cliff]

gif perms?

i dont believe it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1381707853278220472/1481734293758935234/a635db1a-6a62-4366-93f5-1c5a43dabf48.gif

no fucking way

[twin juniper]

Thank you divine swine

[arctic cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711268703991365642/1470135494183620809/worm_activity.gif

[solemn crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044692425018441769/1418070730117222410/boppin.gif

Gif perms

[solemn crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711268703991365642/1487288072231190608/Deusfastest.gif

[arctic cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021557465776672799/1468526548415021138/SPOILER_Deusfastest.gif

[late eagle]

We already know what the next update is, go check the newsletter if you haven't already

[drifting furnace]

Thanks for the response, I just asked because sunken sea was told to be the next update and I just wanted to see if any info on that dropped.

[blazing field]

Sunken sea isn't going to be the next update anymore, it's being put on hiatus

Sunken sea development was a mess for a plethora of reasons and basically every dev is burnt out on it now

The next minor update is described on the devblog (Hogwild)

No news on what the next major update will be yet

[dull heart]

clearly hog wild is major smh

[solemn crest]

Hogstorm

[tropic jolt]

hot ddawg!!

[deft lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674691299227467785/1304931922652303381/obraz_2024-11-09_231317824.gif

[solemn crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711268703991365642/1489238938932613170/dogbrain.gif

[blazing field]

how wild..

[pulsar cobalt]

lets hunt some hogs

[tropic jolt]

can you hunt 30-50 hogs in 3-5 minutes?

[solemn crest]

10 hog/min, 1 hog/6 seconds… easy

https://tenor.com/view/razorback-hog-pig-riding-wild-pig-running-gif-17002611

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-kitten-trying-to-get-up-struggle-gif-23584320

happy tiny cat tuesday

[distant raft]

what happened to it why does it look like that

[polar tide]

it is a thing called "baby"

[pulsar cobalt]

his name is Shithead and he is a single celled organism

[dull heart]

No u

[pulsar cobalt]

wtf

[polar tide]

get her

[pulsar cobalt]

also i saw that u said "No i" at first

tupid

[polar tide]

no u

[dull heart]

no I didn't

[solemn crest]

Kitty!

[amber egret]

his name is Sir Malcolm the Auteur and Vivatiatior of Archduke France and he eats nothing but wet cat food

[solemn crest]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-cat-cat-scream-ahhh-aaah-gif-11775152143886331886

[lethal kraken]

the horrible hog is fast approaching

[arctic cliff]

okay imma be real

i almost asked if the new piggy changes were canon, and if so what their impact on the lore would be

but i remembered they're technically donor content

...that said, if piggy, the divine swine and the horrible hog were canon anyways, what would their lore be like

[blazing field]

theyre canon

you cannot escape them

[tropic jolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1421318989266817088/1487223877712220370/sir_nautilus_sweep.gif

[blazing field]

piggy is the least donor item to ever donor item because it wasnt even requested by a donor

[tropic jolt]

pretend sir nautilus is a piggy

[blazing field]

some guy just donated to the patreon but didnt request anything so they made a pig based of their usernaem

[arctic cliff]

hmmm cool

[vivid hemlock]

where is the scarabeus

crucial detail

[arctic cliff]

they'd just be equals

just duke it out

[vivid hemlock]

who

[arctic cliff]

duke nautlius

[vivid hemlock]

why is he a duke now what

[tropic jolt]

busy fighting the scourge

[vivid hemlock]

true!

sunbolt showdown

[tropic jolt]

notice how ares didnt collide with sir nautilus? this is because he is permanently stuck hovering just off screen above his head

[amber egret]

notice how DoG didnt collide with sir nautilus? this is because he is busy hiding

[earnest jewel]

Notice how Piggy didn't collide with Sir Nautilus? This is because Piggy would have slain him, and Piggy has limitless mercy.

[blazing field]

sir nautilus beloved

fighting him with frameskip on is pain agony however 💔

i dont know why tmod is so, slow

unelss i have frameskip on

maybe i'm not allocating enough ram for it or something i have no idea

it just happens with tmod

[thorn pier]

pc issue

[tropic jolt]

just download more ram free working 2026

[thorn pier]

thats a scam

u should download free ram 2027

[tropic jolt]

doesnt say working though

so it wont work

[dull heart]

Sorry gpt ate all the free ram now the downloads all say it's $10

[thorn pier]

damn u got me

[solemn crest]

Draedon ate the ram

[tropic jolt]

draegpt generate me a weapon that will destroy the economy

[amber egret]

certainly! here's your weapon that will destroy economic standards.
Bacon Blaster
Ranged
1140 damage
Fast
Turquoise
Fires swaths of bacon that get tastier and stronger the longer the gun fires. After a long enough firing session, fires a whole hog that explodes violently into a sea of grease.

[earnest jewel]

I think that's called the Aegean.

[lean relic]

hog

horrible hog
bad piggies

its near

[tropic jolt]

its not just horrible, its hog-wild!

[amber egret]

i dont know what that is

[amber egret]

such inspiring words! 💡

[tropic jolt]

you're absolutely right

[high scaffold]

I hope hogposting will stop after the update releases

[blazing field]

its just getting the amidias treatment

memes are still being posted about it but atleast not being inserted in every convo ever and being actively disruptive

[blazing field]

i think both of these jokes have the same issue really it's repetition and lack of originality

[amber egret]

look if i could make hogatron prime i would

unfortunately my hands lack mechanism

[blazing field]

instead of innovating on the formula by doing something new with it you just repeatedly post the same images 50 times over

you need punchlines for good jokes

there is no punchline ot just repeating something over and over

[craggy wagon]

calamity jokes would be so much better if we all just made shitty pig puns and dad jokes

[blazing field]

actually that's the definition of insanity as said by that one guy from that one game

[amber egret]

i do this already

[blazing field]

i liked that one image whereit's the air is getting horrrible around you

[high scaffold]

amidas posting at least has some variation, unlike hog posting

[blazing field]

that one was funiny

but if you were to just post it over and over itd no longer be funny because its just repetition and youre exhausting the funny off of it

[amber egret]

they're exhuming the joke

[craggy wagon]

calamity fans just kind of do the same bits over and over anyway

[blazing field]

the air is getting horrible around you is funny due to the absurdity of the hog joker whatever you call it coupled with the fancy text font and the iconic "the air is getting colder around you" message from hit boss skeletron prime except colder is repalced with horrible

however if you were to just post it repeatedly then that punchline dosent exist anymore

the punchline now is that you're posting it over and over

which makes it not funny because htatsn ot a good punchline

thanks for listening to my ted talk

im cheese and im a comedic genius and professional internet funnywoman

[tropic jolt]

when is SSO? 🤔

[craggy wagon]

clapping

[craggy wagon]

check your mailbox i think it got delivered last week

[tropic jolt]

he shall arrive soon...

[craggy wagon]

want sso early? visit your local aquarium!

[amber egret]

i actually did go to an aquarium recently

[blazing field]

start working as a volunteer in oceanic pollution treatment organizations

[amber egret]

it was quite cool

[blazing field]

you're overhauling the sea. though i suppose it's not so sunken

[amber egret]

uuuh there was

this one fish

paddlefish

[blazing field]

i miss going to the aquarium

loved going there

its been so long

[craggy wagon]

i sadly don't get to many zoos/aquariums but they're always very fun. i tend to avoid aquariums though since i have a phobia of jellyfish

[blazing field]

i saw some awesome fucking sand tigers

[amber egret]

i thought paddlefish were just like knockoff sharks but no

the paddle is to force stuff into their like

actually gigantic face

[dusk bronze]

i like aquariums except they smell bad

[blazing field]

its used to dig around in substrate

eat worms

and shrimp

and such

[amber egret]

yeauh

[dusk bronze]

i'm extremely sensitive to smells

[blazing field]

chinese paddlefish ....

rest in peace

ill miss those guys

[amber egret]

when they opened their mouths i was like "woah. what the fuck"

[craggy wagon]

my substitute for going to the zoo is just watching birds and such in my backyard. we have a family of mourning doves and they're wonderful

[amber egret]

why are they called that

[dusk bronze]

doves 💚

[blazing field]

doves are cute

[amber egret]

i know their calls to be very calming not very saddening

Archimedes :)

[blazing field]

mournign doves are associated with funerary rites and such

you know the release doves item in terraria, yeah

[amber egret]

thats an item??

[urban cloak]

yea

[dusk bronze]

i forgot about release doves

[urban cloak]

cant remember who sells it tho

[dusk bronze]

funny item

[amber egret]

i know doves in terms of dove and branch

[amber egret]

shot in teh dark, party girl in a graveyard

[craggy wagon]

i want one of those new voice changer item for dove noises

[dusk bronze]

zoologist or party girl in graveyard iirc

[blazing field]

its exactly that actually yeah

[craggy wagon]

my BABIES theyre so cute

[amber egret]

i am Nuts

[blazing field]

the aquarium i went to had some awesome fucking sand tigers

they also had japanese giant crabs

[amber egret]

the party girl sells like so many "click, does a cool thing for a lil bit, and then vaporizes"

[blazing field]

idrm much now cuz it was so long ago

[craggy wagon]

i wish terraria had natural doves the coos would make such good ambience

[amber egret]

oh yea the one i went to had some

[dusk bronze]

craby

[blazing field]

they had nurse sharks too

[amber egret]

there were some other fish in there

and one of them was like

actually mauled

[dusk bronze]

true

[blazing field]

i love nurse sharks theyre so cute

[dusk bronze]

replace owls actually

[amber egret]

it was still swimming but it was fucked up

[blazing field]

dont you dare replace owls

[urban cloak]

damn i haven't been to an aquarium or zoo in ages thinking about it now

[craggy wagon]

those things are terrifying but they're silly so i love them

[tropic jolt]

exploding owl mod

[dusk bronze]

dude they're so annoying i have a mod that disables them

[blazing field]

i fucking love owls dont you dare touch my babies

[amber egret]

i could prob skim my photos

i took a ton

[dusk bronze]

i love owls irl
but in terraria? death

[blazing field]

whats wrong with them in terraria?

[craggy wagon]

if they just hooted less

[amber egret]

they're kinda just. there

[dusk bronze]

they're so obnoxious

[blazing field]

huh

[dusk bronze]

they hoot constantly

[urban cloak]

do they really hoot that much

[dusk bronze]

never a moment of peace at night

[blazing field]

i didnt know people cared about the hoots

i also never noticed them hooting that much either

[urban cloak]

ive had em appear on multiple occasions and they were never that bad

[amber egret]

add more birds to terraria

[urban cloak]

i like em honestly

[dusk bronze]

like doves and/or pigeons

[amber egret]

yeuh

if you have a lot of houses, pigeons

[blazing field]

pigeons spawning in towns would be really cute

[amber egret]

actually they like rocks more than the houses part

[craggy wagon]

if you toss food on the ground theyll peck at it

[amber egret]

yeuh !

[dusk bronze]

reddit is good for exactly one thing and it's r/stupiddovenests

there was one in a cactus

[blazing field]

why does he look like,

[flat folio]

WHAT

[amber egret]

monstrously auraful

[urban cloak]

doves are just built different i guess

[craggy wagon]

actually the dove family i mentioned earlier had a nest on the security light on the side of our house. it looked hilariously shoddy and was very cute (i think i have a picture of when the little ones hatched)

[dusk bronze]

dumbass

[flat folio]

That's impressive

[urban cloak]

what is he DOING there

[polar tide]

i wanna hug my kitty

[blazing field]

damn i thought it was the homophobic dog that did this but no its a entirely different dog

[amber egret]

oh yea that seems normal

[blazing field]

its not as funny if its not the homophobic dog unfortunately

cant have homophobic nurse shark

[amber egret]

if you go out on the trails you can see some saguaro just covered in holes

bc birds live in those

[arctic cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-of-confusion-confused-seal-seals-gif-9175185598189525580

remember that pigeons are a type of dove

[tropic jolt]

but pigeons arent real

[craggy wagon]

yeah i do (+ one of the little ones when it landed on our fence)

[craggy wagon]

theyre called rock doves actually :3

[arctic cliff]

EXACTLY

[amber egret]

i love that if its not a bird, they can often let it slide

theres a few pigeons/doves that sit near my bathroom window at the afternoon

its a high point in the area so im not shocked

[blazing field]

there arent really many pigeons here

theres bugs though

alot of bugs

big garden outside the apparmtent

lots of bugs

[craggy wagon]

they always coo at me in the morning

[dusk bronze]

bedbuge

[blazing field]

once this big ass moth got in my room

loved that guy

he was so friend

and also very stupid

[craggy wagon]

i get a lot of stinkbugs during the winter

[blazing field]

kept hitting his head on the wall

[craggy wagon]

they don't do much they just kinda sit there. sometimes on my faucet

[amber egret]

see id like bugs if a primal terror did not awoke in me the moment one got near me

like spiders? cool! spiders near me? no they arent i am gone

[blazing field]

i cant remember the last time ive actually been scared of abug

[dusk bronze]

[blazing field]

i know some of them can freak me out but i cant remember the last time one of them did

[amber egret]

like theres a lot of flies here just bc theres a lot of plants

[dusk bronze]

i wish i liked bugs they seem cool

[blazing field]

im deadass the other day a wasp entered my appartment i just picked it up and threw it outside

go away stinky

[dusk bronze]

alas, lizard brain says no

[amber egret]

bro it coulda stung you!!!!

and that woulda hurt!!!!

[blazing field]

i picked it up by the wings so it couldnt really

[arctic cliff]

wow that is awesome

[craggy wagon]

i had one in my room a few days ago i just kinda left the window open and he left

the best way to avoid them is just don't swat at them and keep your distance and they'll fuck off

[amber egret]

see, okay

really cool idea i had

[blazing field]

and

hot take maybe

[amber egret]

lil box in my window that bugs and birds and stuff can just

exist in

[blazing field]

getting stung isnt even allat most of the time

[craggy wagon]

hurts for a bit and itches but you'll be find

[strong isle]

hes tupid

[blazing field]

he is

[amber egret]

monseiur stip. do you like Bugs

[wide raven]

The horrible hog has come

[high scaffold]

calamity cross compatibility with other mods when?

[blazing field]

unless its one of those fucks with genuinely insanely potent/painful venom or you have allergies it rly isnt anything of note

[blazing field]

i mean unsure if it counts but calamity is making moves to generally be far more compatible

[craggy wagon]

thankfully we don't have many of those in the midwest

[blazing field]

look at the de-powercreepening per example

like ok yes a velvet ant

entirely reasonable to

not want to get stung by that

but run of the mill bum ass wasp or bee or something man who cares im ngl

[amber egret]

those hurt man .................

[wide raven]

Fun fact velvet ants aren't ants

[craggy wagon]

i just hate mosquitos they get AWFUL in the summer here

[amber egret]

i think my major goal in life is a. not dying and b. not being hurt

[tropic jolt]

in the year 2036 calamity and fables will release the yharim + sir nautilus superboss

[blazing field]

yeah they're wasps

though technically speaking all ants are also wasps

just very derived ones

[craggy wagon]

bug is bug

[high scaffold]

I mean like adding calamity loot into other mod loot pulls an vise versa

[blazing field]

my major goal in life is getting as much money as possible and building my empire of new venezuela

[wide raven]

Basically they cant fly so they are gonna make it everyone problem

[amber egret]

oh yea money is nice too

[blazing field]

yeah that'd be neat

[wide raven]

Just charge people for mod content. Jk. People who do that piss me off

[blazing field]

brainstorm for 50

[tropic jolt]

hog wild for 1000000

[craggy wagon]

brainstorm for everything you have in your bank account

[tropic jolt]

apparently if you donate $1,000,000 usd ozzatron will grant you one wish

[wide raven]

Nah tho I tried getting into btd6 modding but majority on the mods are made by this one guy who wants you to pay for monthly subscription to get into his discord so you get download mods

[blazing field]

ozzatron fix my marriage

[high scaffold]

hog wild for -0.01

[tropic jolt]

he would probably do it

[wide raven]

I mean you could be like fingees

[blazing field]

ozzatron free me

release me

[high scaffold]

are you the files?

[urban cloak]

just letting you know he came online right as you said that cheese

[tropic jolt]

sunk deep in the oil

[distant raft]

halve that and you only get a donor item

[tropic jolt]

scary

[wide raven]

Also what is the next update gonna be after the hogs

[blazing field]

THE CHAINS THAT BIND ME

GET THEM OFF

[distant raft]

the update update

[dusk bronze]

ozzatron i summon thee

[distant raft]

in reality probably 2.2.1

[blazing field]

we dunno

[agile latch]

Blessed quail

[blazing field]

what does the quail do..

[urban cloak]

horse update

[dusk bronze]

triangle you already posted this

[urban cloak]

starring the Sinister Stallion

[agile latch]

Quail around

[urban star]

Ant update when

[wide raven]

Was the hog wild update more of just like a funny little thing to do since the bigger update was dragging and disorganized

[hard copper]

New boss, the four horses of the apocalypse

[amber egret]

am i deranged or does the Orbe look like the crag birds that would burn themselves to move across lava lakes

[blazing field]

its a quail

[high scaffold]

are those amethyst and topaz critters?

[blazing field]

ye

[agile latch]

No, just a trial small test for themed updates

[distant raft]

nope those are superbosses

[amber egret]

i am deranged.

[wide raven]

Oh gotcha

[agile latch]

Should i make quail legs bigger

[dusk bronze]

no

[blazing field]

what is the purpose of the quail . what he do .

[agile latch]

Geodefication

[agile latch]

He quails

[wide raven]

Bro speaking of super bosses have you seen what homeward journey has been cooking

[urban cloak]

make them bigger so he can look like the DAAAAAMMMMMNNNN bird

[blazing field]

the colors do feel a bit bland but idk, quails can be really colorful

[high scaffold]

turn it into Dayum!

[amber egret]

make them larger but have them fold inside

[agile latch]

Proceduraly animated long legs

[craggy wagon]

im sorry the only thing i could think of was

[amber egret]

so they can extend them and walk like pukekos

[dusk bronze]

World's End Everlasting Falling Whale

[tropic jolt]

🐳

[amber egret]

triangle everyone wants them to be a pukeko

start anew....

[blazing field]

chungus bird

[amber egret]

if this thing isnt named after an organ

[wide raven]

I mean the rework bosses are insane have the remade the whale yet

[agile latch]

His gems will be rainbow ingame but i need to add more geode parts

[hushed hazel]

ozzatron can you help me

[craggy wagon]

isnt that just that one hitchhiker's guide bit?

[hushed hazel]

ozzatron where is my family

[agile latch]

Technically more of a little chicken than a quail

[hushed hazel]

ozzatron can you help me find my family

[blazing field]

is he a scuttler or a unrelated creature thats just also tied ot gems

[agile latch]

Pukekos?

[distant raft]

i dont get it

[agile latch]

Quail

[urban cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-bird-legs-gif-7418853116988366584

[agile latch]

( its a scutler cousin )

Geode chicken

[blazing field]

this biology is fucked up

[amber egret]

i do think having them have little legs that like

springboard out

[craggy wagon]

are we getting scuttlers this update?

[amber egret]

to launch them around

[blazing field]

yknow whats funny

[amber egret]

like popcorn!

[agile latch]

Well scutlers are dinos

[blazing field]

peafowls are just quails

[agile latch]

And birds are..

You know

[dusk bronze]

it seems to be some sort of rock dove

[amber egret]

popcorn bird that launches itself up

[agile latch]

Some birds

[blazing field]

peafowl peacock

idk what the word is

[blazing field]

nah its a quail

quails you

[distant raft]

pigeon

[dusk bronze]

rock
like geode

[blazing field]

rock quail

quails you

[amber egret]

poprock

s

:))

[wide raven]

Geode is so useless bro

[craggy wagon]

this pun is terrible i love it

[blazing field]

eh

theyre gem grab bags

i think theyre fine

[wide raven]

Yeah but like gems do eventually just become pointless

[dusk bronze]

not even grab bags you have to throw them 🥹

[blazing field]

well technically not really because theyre still used for building but evne then

everything vecomes pointless eventually in terms of equipment

it came with your Progression

[wide raven]

Yeah fair I guess i dont play mage so I wouldn't understand the importance of gems

[blazing field]

even not accounting for mage i think gems have some of the most uses of materials in terraria

they make alot of stuff

[agile latch]

Desert scourge is so useless, its loot just become pointless

[distant raft]

dog is so useless, its loot just becomes pointless

[blazing field]

magiluminescence, phasesabers, mage robes + staffs, alot of building blocks, some wiring stuff, crowns (which you need for king slime summon), hooks

[agile latch]

Quail/dove/chicken bird might get a geode rogue weapon according to sunny user

[wide raven]

If you play fables dessert scourge allows you to be ballin

[blazing field]

like t heres probably way more im not remembering

[urban cloak]

gem hooks found dead in a back alley 🥀

[blazing field]

gems are probably some of the most univversal useful materials atleast in vanilla

[wide raven]

Im ngl I dont think I have ever used the gem hook

[agile latch]

That why calamity needs to add the geminite set

[blazing field]

theres several

[urban cloak]

literally the most useful things you can get out of them

[agile latch]

That uses 100 gems per bar

[blazing field]

and theyre extremely good for the earlygame

[agile latch]

So they have a use

[hard copper]

Diamond hook the goat, best pre hard mode hook imo

[blazing field]

specially if you can get a ruby/amber/diamond hook

[high scaffold]

that one picture where triangle says "you are pointless" to a circle

[blazing field]

they have the longest range of any pre hm hook p sure

[wide raven]

Dessert Scourge and Crabulon should be later pre hardmode bosses

[earnest jewel]

I think they're fine where they are, given that they're on the more benign side of what the bosses are conceptually.

[blazing field]

eh not really i think theyre fine

[earnest jewel]

Like, dry 'lizard' (eventually) and mushroom crab.

[blazing field]

the only thing about desert scourge is,

the nefarious tmod early pre hm desert boss syndrome

not necessarily a complaint or critique but godamn

why are there so many of these

grand thunder bird, scarabeus, sir nautilus, desert scourge

[earnest jewel]

The late pre-Hardmode bosses are like, cursed skull monster, giant mass of flesh, deity.

[cunning sequoia]

its like. one of the first examples of it though right

[blazing field]

im sure theres more im just not remembering

[cunning sequoia]

i think DS gets a pass

[agile latch]

Forgetting the wasteland

Cant believe it

[urban cloak]

one mod started it and everyone followed suit

[blazing field]

omgf

[urban cloak]

thats probably how it went

[blazing field]

the fucking

scorpion

[earnest jewel]

It's hilarious that despite how many modded early game desert bosses there are Terraria never added one.

[lyric trellis]

Scuttler’s Jewel weapon, terrifying

[wide raven]

Yeah its just sad that because they are so early in progression. Alot of there loot just isn't very useful

[urban cloak]

desert scourge
grand thunder bird
scarabeus
wasteland

[cunning sequoia]

terraria should collab with ozzatron to for a crossover event

[urban cloak]

cant think of anymore

[agile latch]

Its useful for the tier it is

[cunning sequoia]

terraria adds desert scourge as aboss and calamity adds eye of cthulhu as a boss :)

[lyric trellis]

Forgetting the og one from Avalon

[wide raven]

Scarabues is the goat

[lyric trellis]

Beak something

[agile latch]

The vulture?

[blazing field]

DESERT BEAK yeah

[urban cloak]

oh yeah

desert beak

[blazing field]

it all

fucking, crcles back

to avalon

as awlays

[cunning sequoia]

always has been

[agile latch]

Is there more besides wasteland..

[blazing field]

sherlock holmes finding out the horrifying truth that the culprit behind the murder was, in fact, Terraria Mod Exxo Avalon

[high scaffold]

reminder, calamity x avalon compatibility

[agile latch]

Surprisingly AA dont have one

[lyric trellis]

Terraria modding common ancestor

[agile latch]

Djin and anubis are later game

[cunning sequoia]

it's always avalon

[wide raven]

Let's not forgot Pharaoh's Curse

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-jerma-jerma-stare-meme-gif-7356049281502534783

wait thats an ai gif i genuinely couldnt even tell

i thought that was just jerma

[wide raven]

Honestly I want more hardmode crismon and corruption bosses

[cunning sequoia]

can i remove it and execute cheese for her crimes against humanity

[lyric trellis]

Snot slime god

[cunning sequoia]

🥺

[wide raven]

I can only think of like 2 mods that add those

[blazing field]

i think it speaks volumes about jerma

[agile latch]

You will get post moonlord ones

[blazing field]

that i confused an ai amalgamation with the real one

[wide raven]

That being polarities and ebonian

[blazing field]

Ebonian

[agile latch]

The esophage

[cunning sequoia]

ngl before i knew who jerma was i thought he legitimately made the imposter sus face irl

😭

[mystic eagle]

Banned

[high scaffold]

peak mentioned

[wide raven]

I mean being able to use the effect of worm scarf and brain of culthu is peak

[cunning sequoia]

polarities mentioned!!

[wide raven]

Fun mod Sadly doesn't work well with calmility

Since the lava lakes

[cunning sequoia]

i should play it again it's been years

[vivid hemlock]

i dont remember anything about ebonian besides a video of the bosses blinding me

[cunning sequoia]

it was my introduction to modding

[blazing field]

did tremor not also have a early pre hm desert boss 🥹

[urban cloak]

prolly

[cunning sequoia]

what DIDNT tremor have

besides good content

[wide raven]

Honestly give me more mushroom bosses

[distant raft]

damnit

[blazing field]

yep

post-eoc desert vulture boss

[urban cloak]

guys

[cunning sequoia]

wow i wonder.

i wonder who that is

[earnest jewel]

So familiar.

[blazing field]

ziggums sprite

[lyric trellis]

Hello Avalon

[agile latch]

Why there is 3 vulture bird bosses

🥹

[blazing field]

desert beak was the original one

form hit mod

avalon

[agile latch]

Rukh, desert beak and thunder bird

[blazing field]

then thorium did grand thunder bird thats actually pretty decent

[wide raven]

Why does that look like The Grand Thunder Bird inbred cousin

[blazing field]

and tremor did a tremor

[agile latch]

Desert scourge should be made into a bird smh

[blazing field]

the desert, hawk

desert avian

[lyric trellis]

Cause vultures already exist on the surface which is about all the desert had in the past

[blazing field]

like the ancient avian from spirit classic

[earnest jewel]

That's what the people want.

[urban cloak]

still interesting how many mods not only did the prehm desert boss but also had some sort of storm/lightning theme to their desert content

[earnest jewel]

Don't forget antlions!

[urban cloak]

and then vanilla terraria adopted it too in 1.4

[blazing field]

that's true

[agile latch]

So the desert boss economy so far is 2 bugs, 1 lizard worm and 3 fucking birds ( and one fish and horse guys )

[blazing field]

its funny howe well vanilla's underground desert content from 1.3 and 1.4 makes sense with the contexto f calamity

[wide raven]

Honestly antlions get no love

[lyric trellis]

Scorpions aren’t bugs big difference!

[agile latch]

True

[blazing field]

i think a mod added a queen antlion mod but i dont remember which

[wide raven]

No one is like lets make a queen antloins boss

[urban cloak]

antiaris

iirc

[wide raven]

It was trash

[earnest jewel]

Why not a djinn boss?

[urban cloak]

i got news for you pal

[blazing field]

damn the avalon remake mod actually has a cool ass vulture

i enjoy this sprite

[lyric trellis]

Evil bird

[tropic jolt]

great bird

[wide raven]

Birb

[blazing field]

ok man thats fucked

kind of hilarious, but fucked

only 2 bosses and you compare the spritework between the two

[wide raven]

Come to pre hardmode dessert bosses. We got birds worms and Pharoahs that's it

[blazing field]

😭

[dusk bronze]

the grand bird

[earnest jewel]

Circle and THE GREAT SCOURGE OF THE SKIES!

[lyric trellis]

Exxo Avalon release in 50 years

Right after Shadows of Abaddon

[wide raven]

Honestly we need more bug themed bosses

[earnest jewel]

Real, where's Firefly Prime?

[wide raven]

Honestly a gaint bug that got corrupted by the crimson or corruption would be a cool idea

[blazing field]

shadows of abaddon does a early pre hm snow boss instead of a early pre hm desert boss

this is revolutionary

[wide raven]

A mod did it before but it was a really bad mod

[earnest jewel]

Heresy, burn the witches!

[wide raven]

Honestly tho the dessert needs content

Dessert and Ocean

[urban cloak]

eh

id say the snow biome is starving more

ocean i agree with tho

[wide raven]

Yeah that's fair

[earnest jewel]

Astral Underground.

[wide raven]

Snow biome has the most pointless boss in the game tho

[vivid hemlock]

🍅

[blazing field]

desert is actually doing pretty well nwoadays

[wide raven]

Astral Underground only exists for ore

[blazing field]

has alot of content in pre hardmode and a substantial amount in hardmode too

like surei t dosent have a boss but it has alot going for it

[high scaffold]

Nah, it got plenty of points

[urban cloak]

but with stuff like the underground desert and all its loot and sandstorms id say the desert is in like a nice spot

[blazing field]

has two armorsets too

fossil and forbidden

[urban cloak]

only complaint id say is that hardmode desert enemies don't get much mileage cause they don't do much outside of just exist but its still nice to have them around

[blazing field]

more than you can say for ocean with its whopping uh, singular hardmode enemy added to it in 1.4.5 after it not having any ever since it first came into existence like 10 years ago

[wide raven]

Yeah fair but its the only base game biome without a boss

Well major biome

[lyric trellis]

This is why Sunken Sea should be under the ocean instead, wait nvm Thorium already did that

[earnest jewel]

Shimmer has ZERO bosses, ZERO enemies, Relogic has FORGOTTEN the Shimmer!

[blazing field]

in a perfect world we wouldnt have queen slime and would have a desert early hm boss instead

unfortunately we dont live in a perfect world

[urban cloak]

id say if a biome has good enough content and incentive to explore it shouldn't need a boss to be considereed complete or relevant

[vivid hemlock]

✅ ✅ ✅

[blazing field]

i agree yeah

[urban cloak]

realest shit ever

[wide raven]

Shimmer biome exist only for Shimmer

[urban cloak]

we need to go back in time and convince relogic to never add queen slime

[blazing field]

dude if you wanted to have a slime boss

[wide raven]

Honestly a mod that replaces the hollow for a shimmer infection would be peak

[blazing field]

you could've had,, a pharaoh slime

as a sequel to king slime

[vivid hemlock]

mhm, bosses are less relevant than say actual content for a biome's importance

[blazing field]

yeah like

ocean has a boss.

ocean still fucking sucks.

[lyric trellis]

Okay I was misreading that cause I thought you were saying QS getting added was in the perfect world which sounded funny

[blazing field]

i think its particularly bad because theres alot of like

swimming movement gear

but it ends up as being really niche,

because the only biome thats actually underwater has like No content on it and to add salt to the wound

you get MOST of those items FROM IT

[urban cloak]

was lovely hearing that they added ocean caves in 1.4 back in 2020 only to find out they were just corridors filled with seaweed

also why the fuck does seaweed not spawn in the ocean

[lyric trellis]

Aquatic Scourge your one reason for existing is coming don’t fuck it up

[blazing field]

Yeah 😭

spirit ocean rework save me

save me spirit oean rework

[earnest jewel]

Sorry, Aquatic Scourge is only for special Ocean with actual stuff.

[vivid hemlock]

spirit ocean ❤️

[urban cloak]

i think in worldgen its only programmed to spawn in water bodies below the surface level but like

[vivid hemlock]

genuinely its so much better the vanilla ocean its so barren

[urban cloak]

why not make the ocean an exception

????