calamity-update-talk

[wise bolt]

MODERATOR AND DEV EMBED FAIL

AWESOME

[deft lily]

skill issue

[hasty tangle]

are embeds on discord just dead right now?

[rose laurel]

How unbecoming.

[rare tinsel]

sabotaged by fabsol's ghost

[rose laurel]

It seems so.

[hasty tangle]

cuz someone just embed failed in another server too

[rare tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405614811500253306/1454181868285988980/waddling.gif

?????

[urban cloak]

???

[blazing field]

Anyways yeah i think that people are far too strict and pedantic about "god" when its come tocalamity lore

[deft lily]

deranged lihzahrd isn't cool enough

[wise bolt]

WADDLELESS CUT

[urban cloak]

fuck prikki and tofu i guess

[rare tinsel]

do u have secret owner role

[hasty tangle]

is that an embed or did you just upload this gif

[rare tinsel]

YAAAY

[wise bolt]

LMFAOOOOAO OH MY GOD

[lyric trellis]

Mods and devs banned from embeds

[pulsar cobalt]

meow

[rare tinsel]

bubby :)

[misty wren]

uploads definitely arent broken embeds might be though

[still bluff]

tofu specifically isn't allowed to embed

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1448284616833241152/1490188880258007091/image0.gif

[deft lily]

calamity mod

[urban cloak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/225030931008847874/914011427918987294/women.gif

[wise bolt]

ITS JUST US TWO ??

[urban cloak]

wow okay yeah they're dead

[blazing field]

me trying to say something meaningful while the horrors happen

[wise bolt]

oh nevermind GAHAHAH

[blazing field]

women.gif

[deft lily]

https://tenor.com/view/floppy-worm-worm-gif-25128089

[rare tinsel]

is this a coup

[deft lily]

grrrr

[pulsar cobalt]

imagine not having gifs

[vivid hemlock]

what the hell

[wise bolt]

HORORS

[deft lily]

make me cool!!!!!

[vagrant wind]

free xp

[misty wren]

tofu why is it necrozma gangnam style

[wise bolt]

btw do you guys want a bee

[vivid hemlock]

the family

[rare tinsel]

this is absolutely a coup

[misty wren]

KILL AGNES TACHYON RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rare tinsel]

YAAAAAAY

[deft lily]

🐝

[rare tinsel]

I love them!!!

[urban cloak]

please continue we apologize

[lyric trellis]

Chud family

[rose laurel]

The Astral Infection is a particularly unfortunate piece of Calamity content due to having barely any point to even existing.

[urban cloak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/225030931008847874/914011427918987294/women.gif

bro

[still bluff]

WOMEN.GIF??

[wise bolt]

GAHAH

[hard hearth]

oh my god im gonna murder discord

[wise bolt]

WOMEN.GIF

[hard hearth]

gimme a sec

[wise bolt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/225030931008847874/914011427918987294/women.gif

[tropic jolt]

women.gif

[wise bolt]

GIGGLING

[tropic jolt]

🤔

[hasty tangle]

[deft lily]

i love women.gif

[urban cloak]

a classic

[rose laurel]

It is completely orphan of meaning ever since Noxus was untied from it, and now only exists for the sake of it.

[wise bolt]

WHY IS IT AN EMOTE

[urban cloak]

i just scrolled to the bottom of my favorites and picked the first thing that loaded

[wise bolt]

didnt even know astral was noxus related originally maybe i was onto something in my earlier days

[hasty tangle]

i found the gif i was talking about earlier but i cant share it cuz discord is eating itself

[pulsar cobalt]

wtf why is it an orphan

[tropic jolt]

no parents 😢

[rose laurel]

Yes, Noxus was originally the source of the Infection.

[pulsar cobalt]

so sad

can we get five likes

[arctic cliff]

reminder that noxus was originally goozma, the super form of slime god

[deft lily]

im the source of the astral infection

[tropic jolt]

can we get five thousand hogs

[deft lily]

[arctic cliff]

in short, slime god has had a disproportionate effect on the mod and its culture that people seem to forget

[wise bolt]

prior to joining dev i had the stupid idea in personal writings that noxus had sicked geldon on terraria to spread the astral and cause problems

go my slime

[hasty tangle]

here it is

[lyric trellis]

Ever since distortion was made a thing, astral really just felt so pointless (and that’s not even accounting for the actual ingame implementation) and it’s unfortunate

[arctic cliff]

Slime God has, invariably due to its variants, led to:

• Goozma
• Noxus
• Astral Infection
• Avatar of Emptiness

[tropic jolt]

😭 what

[hard hearth]

@urban cloak check again

[pearl sentinel]

i understand that the astral infection barely exists but i still rly like the vibes 😭 thats probably mostly the music but like

[wise bolt]

YES

YEEESSSSS

YOU UNDERSTAND

[arctic cliff]

astral infection feels lame ngl purely because it coincides with the hardmode

[wise bolt]

https://terraria.wiki.gg/images/Worm.gif?d939e5

[still bluff]

tofu is the biggest astral vibe enjoyer

[wise bolt]

bitch

[arctic cliff]

which. has a buffed world evil and a new infection biome

[deft lily]

i will murder trillions if the astral infection dies

[hard hearth]

[arctic cliff]

so you're adding an extra infection biome at the same time

[misty wren]

astral infection is like the one thing that could be completely axed because of its current implementation being so dogshit

[urban cloak]

yea it aint working

[lyric trellis]

It’s truly incomprehensible

[hasty tangle]

good question

[wise bolt]

im so ill about the astral i need to be put down

[misty wren]

not really because it doesnt spread

[arctic cliff]

which makes it even worse!!!

[wise bolt]

unfortunately

[rose laurel]

The Infection isn't terrible creatively, but logistically it is a nightmare.

[arctic cliff]

it's CALLED INFECTION

YET IT DOESNT INFECT

BECAUSE THATD BE AN EXTRA HEADACHE AS WELL!!!

in all honesty Astral Infection needs to be pushed up progression

[rose laurel]

No.

[arctic cliff]

punk.

[misty wren]

genuinely the only reason i want it to stay currently is because the music is a banger and rogue needs an early hardmode armor set

[still bluff]

astral needs to be entirely post DoG

[blazing field]

I think more exploration content is good but Astral is in a very odd spot right now

[lyric trellis]

Astral is really funny when remembering it originated from a recolored meteor

[deft lily]

i think astral needs to be post yharim guys trust

[urban cloak]

beautiful gif how i have not seen this

[tropic jolt]

goodbye astral biome

[pearl sentinel]

The Heaven-Sent Abomination is like my favorite song 😭

[wise bolt]

watching people complain about astral whilst sitting on 3 messages worth of braindump i had about the biome because the contents surpassed even nitro character limits

[lyric trellis]

Astral will be turned into the distortion just like I always envisioned

[still bluff]

true

[pearl sentinel]

im all ears umamusume gif

[wise bolt]

[rose laurel]

The Astral Infection has even less of a purpose in Post Moon Lord, as it would completely overlap with the Distortion.

[wise bolt]

uou will be killed

[arctic cliff]

honestly it doesnt need to be moved into post ml

[misty wren]

like the issue is just that it doesnt do anything

[arctic cliff]

it just shouldnt spawn at the beginning of hardmode

[still bluff]

astral should be a distortion subbiome

[arctic cliff]

in all honesty it could just be pushed upwards to a later boss

[misty wren]

the issue is if it doesnt where does it spawn

[still bluff]

after leviathan

duh

[arctic cliff]

now that is the real question

honestly heres my take

[lyric trellis]

Truth nuke

[arctic cliff]

it should spawn based on the amount of HARDMODE bosses you slay

which. can be literally any hardmode boss

[pearl sentinel]

I unfortunately do get why astral could totally be axed but i would be so sad to see it go
but ik theres like a fucktillion things wrong with it but mannnn

[lyric trellis]

Bring back when the meteor only fell post-geldon

[wise bolt]

YEAh

[urban cloak]

genuinely where else would you make the meteor fall in progression

[misty wren]

because in terms of major progression tiers your options are post 3 mechs (could work) post plant (bloated) post golem (also bloated) and post cultist (fake tier) if you want to keep it in hardmode

[wise bolt]

i have thoughts and ideas i want to execute for the place but i still need to sift through them and actually plan them out

[lyric trellis]

Meteor falls on a set timer so if you’re slow enough it’s pre-boss

[urban cloak]

astounding idea actually

we're doing that

[pearl sentinel]

The Heaven-Sent Abomination genuinely fucked me up the first time i heard it i cant not be attached to this biome

[wise bolt]

aweugh sure

[still bluff]

that is really funny honestly

[deft lily]

meteor falls when i kill everyone

in this channel

[wise bolt]

it is interesting

[urban cloak]

you just see it getting bigger in the background like the fucking fortnite meteor

[arctic cliff]

crackpot idea: make astrum aureus be fightable somehow without the astral infection
make beating aureus spawn the astral infection

[still bluff]

after you first go underground you get a status message telling you a meteor is approaching

[urban cloak]

it'd be really funny

[deft lily]

that would be kinda cool

tbh

[still bluff]

then it just very slowly approaches over the next several hours or smthing

[arctic cliff]

like, somehow we could just rewrite astrum aureus to be a space probe draedon sent that somehow came back infected

[pearl sentinel]

i like how your thought is the fortnite meteor and not the majoras mask moon

[wise bolt]

astral is what got me where i am which is insane for me to remember

[still bluff]

every boss you kill drops the time so if you speedrun 100%ing up to aureus it drops

[urban cloak]

well its a meteor not a moon so fortnite is what first came to mind

[deft lily]

fortnite meteor.................

😨

[misty wren]

post 3 mechs isnt a great tier for it even if there isnt a huge bloating problem because in vanilla and in calamity post 3 mechs doesnt have a whole lot of time there because you ARE incentivized to pump out a plantera arena asap and just bumrush plantera and get to that progression point

[deft lily]

back when fortnite was good

[wise bolt]

wasnt actually even incredibly invested in calamity initially until i stumbled across the astral

complete 180°

[urban cloak]

astral infection changed to be a giant fucking crater that obliterates your snow biome

[pearl sentinel]

its just so , ,, , vibes ,, , , 🥹

[wise bolt]

lo and behold 3-4 years of mindmelting hyperfixation later

[arctic cliff]

@urban cloak i had a similar idea actually, but in this case it'd be astrum deus if he was a comet
and at some point you just see him fly past the sky and then fire a meteor down

[wise bolt]

i miss my worm.

[urban cloak]

no i vibe with that

i would like to do an animation where you can see the meteor falling later

but thats kinda dependent on what happens to astral as a whole

[lyric trellis]

It would be kinda peak to watch it happen very slowly over time instead of instantly in hardmode at least, although there’s might be some problems but lets ignore whatever those may be

[arctic cliff]

okay im like tofu here i really fucking like the vibes of the astral infection too

i do not want to obliterate it

instead

[still bluff]

ignore all the problems

[arctic cliff]

again it is less replaceable than the plague

[lyric trellis]

It’s that easy

[wise bolt]

i'd KILL to see more stuff like this because it really feels more immersive (??) but it conflicts with other plans and im like

AUGHHH

this is really cool. but that is better for gameplay. but

[arctic cliff]

the plague tho important lore-wise is seriously replaceable

[wise bolt]

hell. hell. hell hell he

[deft lily]

like i said
if astral infection is axed i will begin the carnage

[pearl sentinel]

like i want to believe in the future where astral becomes good because its so coolll i like it and i want the cool music to be with a cool thing for realll

[deft lily]

[wise bolt]

if we axe infection im leaving the dev team /j

[deft lily]

woag

[arctic cliff]

*if we axe infection im leaving the dev team

[lyric trellis]

Seeing Astral actually happen would make Aureus happening during the game feel more real (also you should just find him in the astral after a certain period of time instead of stupid summon items)

[pearl sentinel]

we'll start astralamity

[arctic cliff]

anyhow

[misty wren]

the infection is basically an island of content it doesnt interact with anything else and is almost entirely self-contained

[arctic cliff]

this is good tho

[pearl sentinel]

but its barely even content and that makes me sad !

[arctic cliff]

i like that idea a lot

make it naturally appear

[wise bolt]

honestly. i do kind of want to keep an archive of the current version of astral

[arctic cliff]

althou

okay

[deft lily]

astral infection is kind of the same place as the sunken sea
huge nothing burger for the most part

[wise bolt]

it's so gorgeous and absurdly serene to me

when you arent getting swamped. fhat is

[arctic cliff]

Meteors in terraria now require you to defeat the evil1 bosses first

[urban cloak]

1 million astral probes

[pearl sentinel]

i play journey mode so sometimes i just turn on godmode and hang out 😭✌️

[frail owl]

just replace astral infection with astral blight

[wise bolt]

you love your personal space !

[arctic cliff]

so you could probably make the astral infection timer start once one boss in hardmode is slain

[lyric trellis]

Well maybe not pre-boss but at the very least showing it approaching over time would be good

[wise bolt]

sightseers also love your personal space

[frail owl]

hi there tofu

[lyric trellis]

Miracle blight dimension

[mellow oxide]

Is it possible for me to make my own weapons from scratch? Like code it into the game?

[arctic cliff]

gestures to wotg's rift eclipse

[misty wren]

outside of specifically wof causing the meteor to drop i dont actually think anything outside of aureus and deus cause any changes to the astral
thats the big issue

[mellow oxide]

I know there are donor items that behave interestingly but Idk if the donor items are just skins with dev-designed attacks

[vivid hemlock]

im like the opposite everytime i explore the biome i feel like the game is trying to choke me to death 😭

[pearl sentinel]

the first time i played calamity i accidentally summoned deus like 4 tiers early and straight up didnt even know it existed ✌️ i only remembered aureus from old youtube playthroughs

[lyric trellis]

Astral meteor progression scaling like community (not progression just bosses completed) so if you never kill like 13 bosses it should never spawn clearly

[urban cloak]

low% players never seeing the astral

[wise bolt]

hi bro

[wise bolt]

[twin juniper]

Make astral spread

[wise bolt]

no

[lyric trellis]

Nothing changes for wof less players

[pulsar cobalt]

i hate this thing

[deft lily]

make astral shrink

[urban cloak]

was not aware you could skip wof now

crazy things happening in the low% world

[mellow oxide]

Anyone know

[arctic cliff]

astral infection is a potential biome

[misty wren]

you only kinda can because for some reason the fact that you could extractinate astral silt for hardmode ores in pre hardmode got changed

[lyric trellis]

Can you actually idk, I was just thinking about regular wofless but maybe you can now

[wise bolt]

funnily enough this is not far from what i had in mind

at least in lore anyway, the idea was that the rotting mana would. you know. decay and break down, and so gradually over god knows how long, it would eventually disappear on its own

[deft lily]

yeah. by modding.

[wise bolt]

but in game it would just sit there in stagnation

[deft lily]

interesting

[wise bolt]

it takes too long to break down

[deft lily]

1 trillion years later

[wise bolt]

basically

[arctic cliff]

okay lads

i got a stupid idea here

[twin juniper]

Whenever an astral enemies die outside of the biome it corrupt the blocks it’s standing on 🙏
Also projectiles too

[arctic cliff]

combine the giant astral shrine thing and the meteor impact site

[pearl sentinel]

pest of the cosmos is probably the weakest astral related song but because of that i still really like it

[arctic cliff]

make it a cool crater with the altar thing you use to summon deus at the center

[wise bolt]

5 million loops of potc

i need to listen to it again

[mellow oxide]

Astrum deus dev I have a question rq

[wise bolt]

my worm. my worm where is he

[urban cloak]

the tmodloader github wiki has information on how to get set up to start modding terraria
if you've never programmed in c# before it is recommended you take an online course and practice to get the hang of the language and its syntax first before jumping into modding, otherwise you will have much harder time getting the game to do what you want

[wise bolt]

wsup

[mellow oxide]

Wait nvm they just answered it

Sorry

[visual plover]

i wonder what pig jesus will do

does it have a name

[distant raft]

divine swine

[urban cloak]

divine swine

[wise bolt]

oh LOL

[pulsar cobalt]

divine swine

[pulsar cobalt]

divine swing

[visual plover]

that makes sense

[deft lily]

divine swine

[distant raft]

im gonna kill you

[wise bolt]

i wouldnt have been able to give an answer anyway i dont code

[urban cloak]

he is my son i made him in like 3-4 days

[visual plover]

can i call it dave or something

[deft lily]

the air is getting divine around you

[pearl sentinel]

hearing it just makes me think of getting jumped by a boss i didnt know existed and that makes me feel very happy mario loves you because you are wonderful 🥹

[arctic cliff]

THE SWINE IS DIVINING

[urban cloak]

suree

[mellow oxide]

Is this similar to C or is it another low level language

[distant raft]

where did image perms go what

is this a preemptive measure

[arctic cliff]

WHAT

NO

[visual plover]

divine swine is cool but like is there a dev mandated name? steve? dave? piggatron?

[arctic cliff]

NOT MY AMIDIAS EDITS 😭

[hasty tangle]

embeds are dead on discord right now

[distant raft]

gorganox

[hasty tangle]

for whatever reason

[misty wren]

image perms are around they just dont work on replies

[wise bolt]

I LIKE POTC A LOT the first time i heard it i had such a bad earworm

[deft lily]

my bad guys i eated them all

[misty wren]

wait no image perms are just gone

[visual plover]

makes sense tbh

[arctic cliff]

@hasty tangle @misty wren BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG

[wise bolt]

stuck in my head for WEEKS

[pulsar cobalt]

no someone got rid of image perms for cut

[twin juniper]

dawg what the hell is that in pinned messages why is that there

[hasty tangle]

huh, so they are gone

[arctic cliff]

i can post images on lore

[deft lily]

image perms? gone??

[pearl sentinel]

i like it a lot too ! i just think its the weakest astral song but i have a special experience tied to it

[tropic jolt]

its over 😔

[misty wren]

why are image perms gone here

[deft lily]

what! no, dude!

😔

[hasty tangle]

gotta resort to ascii art now

[tropic jolt]

THEY MURDERED THE HOG

[pulsar cobalt]

thats already been done

[urban cloak]

its a high level language and they share some syntax like curly braces to define blocks and ending lines with semi colons

[wise bolt]

YAH FAIR
i also just think its really funny that potc follows a similar name as sotu
pest of the cosmos
scourge of the universe

[pearl sentinel]

"why are image perms gone" hm wow i wonder why image perms in #calamity-update-talk were removed right after the divine swine and horrible hog were mentioned truly a great mystery

[wise bolt]

<--- he wanna be deus so bad

[misty wren]

do you know why this is a thing

[urban cloak]

paradigm wise c# is object oriented tho

[wise bolt]

no i just find it amusing

oh wait

[pulsar cobalt]

ah yes the 2 headed dog

[arctic cliff]

to be fair to dokuro

[wise bolt]

no. i do know

[mellow oxide]

Oh okay that doesn’t sound too bad. I wish every language was like Swift though. Thank you

[tropic jolt]

both space worms

[hasty tangle]

sleeper agent bot that auto takes away perms when the keywords are mentioned

[pearl sentinel]

can never escape from invoked stargod

[arctic cliff]

Deus had NO LORE by the time he got around to doing the song for the space worm

[wise bolt]

wasnt deus just a dog clone at one point because people liked that sprite

BAHAH

[misty wren]

its because in old lore dog got his powers from eating deus

[wise bolt]

ISG MENTION

GOD OF STARS ATE TOO MANY GARS

[deft lily]

interesting

[tropic jolt]

feed them to the star god

[urban cloak]

are image perms actually gone

[late eagle]

Are we forgetting that calamity could just make astral a hallow alternative?

[deft lily]

feed him to the star god

[pulsar cobalt]

yes

[visual plover]

wait where was i supposed to see the horrible hog

[deft lily]

yeah

[urban cloak]

the embed perms earlier were due to discord freaking out

holy shit

[arctic cliff]

that would be lameee

[late eagle]

I think that would be the best option

[wise bolt]

what a fucking fraud

[misty wren]

yeah isg was what deus used to be

[wise bolt]

oh i know

[twin juniper]

Add soul of blight for this

[late eagle]

It still would be the best option

[wicked temple]

gars

[pearl sentinel]

no it wouldnt .

[wise bolt]

wasnt deus originally just some earthworm that ate an isg corpse chunk

[visual plover]

is there a new alcohol called swine wine?

[deft lily]

hi azathoth

[arctic cliff]

subjective

[pulsar cobalt]

no but there is bacon oil

[wise bolt]

isg was like. THE actual deus but dog ripped it to shreds

[urban cloak]

was invoked star god canon????

[wise bolt]

then a worm ate a chunk

[arctic cliff]

ya

it was weirddd

[misty wren]

deus used to be a lightyear long

[arctic cliff]

old lore is funny like that

[visual plover]

bahaha that makes sense, shouldnt it be bacon grease?

[pulsar cobalt]

i think invoked star god is a fanon name for the light year long deus

[misty wren]

and like a mile wide

[wise bolt]

astronomical unit

[urban cloak]

i thought it was some bullshit another modder made for fun wdym it was official

😭

[late eagle]

A third infection just doesn't work man, something needs to leave

[wise bolt]

IT WAS OFFICIAL 🔥

[late eagle]

So I prefer to just be an alternative

[deft lily]

i think invoked stargod and leegrid would be buddies

[misty wren]

well it was some bullshit but it was made based off actual lore

[wise bolt]

and theoretically stargod could be canon by lore

[deft lily]

me thinks

[arctic cliff]

i think it could work just by pushing the infection later

[urban cloak]

ic

[wise bolt]

but this is going off of all the bullshit i wrote that is not yet canon

fry read my worm threads

(dont actually need to dont feel obligated

[urban cloak]

dm me the link

[wise bolt]

oh ok

[pearl sentinel]

i want the worm threads....

[late eagle]

Astral makes hallow appearing above really hard because the world is not big enough for a third infection

[wise bolt]

ill do it when i clean it up its messy af rn

[wicked temple]

hello !

[misty wren]

it being some bullshit is noticeable by the fact that both fuuuuuuuck what was the mod that added erebus had its worldgen present in the gif and also ancients awakened worldgen

[wise bolt]

missing info

[lyric trellis]

Deus was a lightyear long, got infected by Noxus, DoG ate him and that was the only god he ever ate lmao

[urban cloak]

aight

[wise bolt]

[urban cloak]

okay no yeah i know this

[misty wren]

and even that wasnt the whole thing dog just took some nibbles

[urban cloak]

so stargod isn't official it was just "what if deus lived" made real by someone else

[misty wren]

yeah

[deft lily]

feed him to the star god

[lyric trellis]

Old cal having the most absurd numbers was funny

[wise bolt]

[urban cloak]

fraud dog was funny i kinda miss him

its nice that he lives up to his name now tho

[late eagle]

I really do not understand why the users don't like the idea of astral being a hallow alternative but whatever

[urban cloak]

both ingame and in lore

[wise bolt]

fraud dog and genuinely intimidating dog r both good

[misty wren]

fraud dog and intimidating dog both fit its character is the funniest bit

[lyric trellis]

Still a fraud cause he didn’t eat Provi to become the devourer of universes

[deft lily]

i think i should be added to calamity

why?because i said so

[rose laurel]

I believe that DoG in old lore was terrible because his only interesting trait was making fun of him at the expense of the story around him.

The only reason DoG was ever a "fraud" was because the story had a massive scale that in turn made him and everything around him feel meaningless in comparison.

[misty wren]

fraud dog exemplifies dogs absolutely massive ego, it called itself "the Devourer of Gods" because it ate one and made that kinda its whole personality
intimidating dog exemplifies dogs competence, it started off calling itself "the Devourer of Gods" for no particular reason but then made it known why that is an accurate descriptor

[rose laurel]

You cannot make DoG a "fraud" if he is on the later half of Post ML progression unless you make him so at the expense of the story.

[fathom girder]

he winds himself up for a big attack and then blows himself up

tbh

[wise bolt]

true

[lyric trellis]

Gods in the old lore were funny since they were either the few that were already in game or they were merged with Xeroc or killed by Xeroc before the game started and nothing else

[deft lily]

A GOD DOES NOT FEAR DE-

💥

[misty wren]

and noxus

[pulsar cobalt]

the merging of light and dark gods...

[misty wren]

which was also a conglomerate of gods just all the grrrrrrrr evil gods

[lyric trellis]

True

[rose laurel]

Or Deus.

For some reason.

[wise bolt]

hi

[pulsar cobalt]

i dont think what a light or dark god was ever explained either

[deft lily]

hi

[lyric trellis]

Deus getting turned into spaghetti

[hasty tangle]

Deutschland?

[visual plover]

@rose laurel is there a cannon name for the divine swine, like dave or piggatron or smth?

[wicked temple]

horrifying emoji?

[deft lily]

woag

[tropic jolt]

dessert 😋

[pulsar cobalt]

and the only other gods we knew was like. deus. and provi. and there was also demigods so ig there was more or maybe one of the light gods had a child before becoming xeroc

[deft lily]

yummers

[pulsar cobalt]

braelor and statis used to be demigods idk if anyone else remembered that

[rose laurel]

They were traditional primordial gods with no substance.

[lyric trellis]

Everyone was inexplicably powerful it was funny

[misty wren]

they were supposed to be "good guy" gods and "bad guy" gods but none of them were ever particularly characterized and also the little characterization implied that they were at most entirely neutral if not outright malicious regardless of light or dark

[pulsar cobalt]

xeroc fucking over all of terraria just by looking at it

[lyric trellis]

Xeroc somehow not finding Noxus for who knows how many years

[hasty tangle]

cosmic hide and seek

[misty wren]

cosmic hide and seek but one of them is actual capital g god

[pulsar cobalt]

xeroc is omnipotent omnipresent and omniscient except when it comes to finding and killing noxus ig

[rose laurel]

Xeroc was not.

He was simply immensely powerful.

[dusk bronze]

permanent easter egg hunt for space spaghetti

[hasty tangle]

why didnt xeroc just drink an omniscience potion? is he stupid?

[pulsar cobalt]

yea

[rose laurel]

I recall statements that his powers were galactic in scale.

[lyric trellis]

And then we would’ve supposedly just gone to the astral infection and seen him sitting there, damn xeroc is bad at this

[dusk bronze]

whar 😭

[hasty tangle]

wasnt the battle against noxus planned to be a survival battle at one point

[rose laurel]

Oops Garion is gone

[hasty tangle]

where you just try to survive until xeroc shows up to kick his ass

[arctic cliff]

it didnt help that light gods fused into xeroc, who was decidedly even more morally grey and by that i mean he sounded like a jerk.

[rose laurel]

Imma go now bye people

[visual plover]

demacia shows up and wins the battle for u

[hasty tangle]

[arctic cliff]

casually drives someone mad and ruins his family's life as a consequence

[misty wren]

ok actually im reading the old lore doc and to quote the introduction

"The Light Gods were obsessed with order, hierarchy, creation, and balance. The Dark Gods, on the other hand, were obsessed with chaos, anarchy, destruction, and war."

[misty wren]

however in the sentence immediately afterwards:
"Eventually, the Light Gods became tired of the Dark Gods and their corruption of the universe, and made the choice to go to war with them."

[lyric trellis]

Xeroc would’ve came in to kill him so that makes sense

[lyric trellis]

Fire writing

[hasty tangle]

#general-talk message

found it

literally exactly 6 years ago

[lyric trellis]

Crazy timing

[pearl sentinel]

there it fuckin is

i knew it was gonna be there somewhere

[misty wren]

anyways nnnnnnnnnnnnnope!

providence wasnt exactly a god

[dusk bronze]

providence, the profaned goddess

[misty wren]

she was called a god and for all intents and purposes she was

but she was not one of the gods

she wasnt a light god or a dark god she just fucking happened

[pearl sentinel]

this dude was legit obsessed with senator armstrong

[lyric trellis]

It was always Armstrong lmao

[dusk bronze]

she was still a god though

[pearl sentinel]

dont forget he also said yharim was gonna be like senator armstrong and minos prime 😭

[dull heart]

isn't this the plot of splatoon

[lyric trellis]

Wasn’t old Provi formed from some super ancient lore about angels and demons fighting

[hasty tangle]

at least he didnt pick something from exxo avalon

[misty wren]

yes

"Born from a colossal impact of dark and light magic, during the ancient conflicts between angels and devils, her creation was of holy and demonic origins, and her presence embodied that concept in its denial of both."

[blazing field]

never got elaborated on also

[pearl sentinel]

that we knew of

[misty wren]

and then decided to use lunatic cultist ai

[dusk bronze]

wtf why can't i post media

[pearl sentinel]

his second phase he gets pissed and reveals his true form and his third phase you're just fighting his spirit 🔥

[vivid hemlock]

discord

[dusk bronze]

thank you discord

[tropic jolt]

they took our file upload perms because they are evil

[pulsar cobalt]

its not because of discord

[lyric trellis]

Yharim final phase and it’s just yellow skeletron prime

[pulsar cobalt]

someone took the perms away

[tropic jolt]

hog has fallen

[pearl sentinel]

no the image perms in this channel are specifically gone

[misty wren]

yeah

someone removed image perms from this channel

[twin juniper]

Pirate curse ai

[pearl sentinel]

truth nuke?

[dusk bronze]

i bet it was ein

[stiff light]

it was me sorry guys

wait not even i have image perms

wtf

[thorn pier]

cut die

[hasty tangle]

i guess the cut finally bled out

[arctic cliff]

gonna test something

ah the mystery man even disabled forwards

slimy bastard

[stiff light]

i have my sticker

[dull heart]

L

[dusk bronze]

asked modmail, yeah it's discord's fault

[dull heart]

imagine not having image perms

[quartz breach]

I was lawn mowing while eating a buger and accidentally ran over a wire........it probably didn't do anything though

I'm inocent

[stiff light]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-cable-fiber-bite-gif-16468772

[pulsar cobalt]

bug guy

[quartz breach]

yes

No

I'm no buggy

[stiff light]

wait i still have gifs

[dusk bronze]

wtf is a chungaloid

[quartz breach]

you pulled out that gif so fast

[stiff light]

foid

[buoyant patrol]

is there a spot that gives the updates for calamity entropy?? lol they are pushing stuff out left and right and i wanted to see whats being updated

[quartz breach]

I don't believe that's the case

[stiff light]

i like words that end in oid

wait ur add

no more positive sign dude

[quartz breach]

what's it to you huh?? you got an issue with me huh?? fuck you, fuck you.

[rare tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/412104907550621708/1430713935186628648/6ooDk1f.gif

[stiff light]

demoted to minus

[dusk bronze]

moderator embed fail

[quartz breach]

@kind tangle is this true

[stiff light]

oh ur matching

[quartz breach]

infest

[kind tangle]

I forgive you for being an moid

[dusk bronze]

ation

[quartz breach]

WHAT

[hasty tangle]

ok, then calculate the CENTROID of the area bounded by y=sqrt(1-x^2), the x axis, and the y axis

[kind tangle]

🩷

[stiff light]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[hushed hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/remember-gif-6706160181437465089

[quartz breach]

whatever

[stiff light]

declared moid

mold

[cinder mural]

shork

[vivid hemlock]

buggy is here

[quartz breach]

IM NO BUGGY!!!!!
8 + 3

[barren nacelle]

Why did dev reject my awesome grape suggestion

Do you hate me To bu

[wise bolt]

THEY WHAT

WHAT

[barren nacelle]

YEAH

[wise bolt]

WHAAAHT

NOOO ??????

[barren nacelle]

#suggestions-voting message

[fathom girder]

this was kinda fire tho

[grim pecan]

i KILLED it PERSONALLY

[wise bolt]

I FORGOT TO GO AND SAY YES TO IT. NNNOOOOOO

[grim pecan]

skill issue

[wise bolt]

although it wouldve been outweighed anyway itdve been 3 > 1

[fathom girder]

coulda sicced deus on em

[barren nacelle]

You should just do it anyways

Tofu I can tell you exactly how to do it

And you can just push the code

I’ll be whispering in your ear like a scheming advisor

I had a funny image for it but no image perms fsr

For why

Was I warned or are we on lockdown rn

[hasty tangle]

ever since the incident

[pearl sentinel]

does GP stand for Greasy Pete

[hushed hazel]

i think discord is just struggling at the moment

no relation

[pearl sentinel]

image perms in this channel are disabled specifically

[hasty tangle]

it stands for Gopher Particulates

[pearl sentinel]

mod spreading misinfo wow

[lapis oak]

u are forever warned Crispy u too dangerous

[barren nacelle]

What on earth happened

[hasty tangle]

the incident

[lapis oak]

gotta put the Crispy down

[grim pecan]

ah yes, make tofu commit directly to 1.4.4

foolproof plan for getting your friend killed by ozzatron calamity mod

[hasty tangle]

wait, no

[lapis oak]

shackled

[hasty tangle]

there we go

[barren nacelle]

You can’t contain me forever

[grim pecan]

(everything has to be PR)

[barren nacelle]

Lmao I know

[grim pecan]

how do you know

who's the rat

[dusk bronze]

me sorry

[fathom girder]

death penalty

[rose laurel]

We'll eat ya

[hushed hazel]

might've been accidentally killed for everyone while trying to fix the embed thing

iunno

[barren nacelle]

I’ve been slowly embedding myself into the minds of every caldev I interact with

Like I’m like a psychic symbiote

[rose laurel]

No you haven't, embeds are broken

Dumbass

[grim pecan]

it's not just this server, yeah

discord hates embeds rn

[dull heart]

embed fail

[pearl sentinel]

im not having any issues with embeds anywhere else,,,

[grim pecan]

skill issue

[hushed hazel]

that's more of a skill solution

i am seeing people struggling with embeds elsewhere

[hushed hazel]

my guess is this

[lapis oak]

what

1984 is on our heads

run

[grim pecan]

too late, they're already here

[urban cloak]

mhm

and you're next.

[grim pecan]

see kiri

no more running, sorry

noone escapes fryzahh calamity mod

[lapis oak]

😨

[teal bone]

gulp

[barren nacelle]

AI ban we're so winning

[frail owl]

miaw

[tropic jolt]

cant post draedon anymore

[lyric vortex]

Wait if draedon is a robot then who built draedon?

[earnest jewel]

A dead guy.

That's the sum total of what we know about them.

[lyric vortex]

Does the dead guy happen to be an important figure in the cal lore?

[earnest jewel]

No, he's dead.

Has been dead 660 years.

Literally only made Draedon.

We know LITERALLY nothing else.

[lyric vortex]

Ah

[frail owl]

maybe his consciousness has been planted into draedon to defy mortality

just my 2 cents

just maybe

[lyric vortex]

Yeah that would seem cool but also maybe cliche?

[twin juniper]

Draedon goes back in time to build himself

[polar tide]

i hate this explanation beyond words and as long as i have a say about it it will never be canon

[misty wren]

whatever it is it doesnt matter

[polar tide]

not that draedon's creator will ever be explained

[frail owl]

good

[polar tide]

but i particularly detest the "hes a botched consciousness transfer" thing

[frail owl]

it's not canon, therefore it's not asinine

[lyric vortex]

Wait time travel exists in calamity?

[polar tide]

No

[frail owl]

no

[earnest jewel]

No.

[dusk bronze]

why

[lyric vortex]

Ah

[misty wren]

there wont be an explanation for who the guy was and it doesnt matter

[earnest jewel]

There's like, time speeding up magic I think.

Or something.

[misty wren]

thats mostly a perceptional thing

[earnest jewel]

However that one thing works.

[frail owl]

or else someone'd have travelled back in time to stop yharim's crusade before it even happened

[polar tide]

incredibly generic and lame explanation for draedon's sapience

[frail owl]

draedon's creator is dead

did draedon bury him though?

[hushed crown]

draedon was actually just a big magnet that attracted a bunch of parts that conveniently were placed in such an order that it created a mechanical being

[earnest jewel]

The REAL answer is that Draedon was made to be a fridge but got struck by lighting, killing his creator and making him self aware.

[frail owl]

like give him a proper burial or just let his corpse wither away?

[earnest jewel]

We don't know, but probably not.

[polar tide]

why would draedon give them a proper burial

[frail owl]

why not

[hard copper]

This sounds kinda like a Boltzmann brain

[earnest jewel]

Draedon probably used his body to examine decomposition.

[polar tide]

draedon is a robot

the concept of a "proper burial" means nothing to him

especially not when he was first born

[frail owl]

and proper burial feels more like toss him in a hole

idk what my train of thoughts is leading me

[earnest jewel]

Why pass up an amazing chance to see what the effects of decomposition looks like?

[frail owl]

i'm feeling more stupid the more i follow my thoughts

[polar tide]

he also appears to have very little interest in the person who created him i really cannot see him having so much respect for his creator that he'd spontaneously adhere to human death customs

[twin juniper]

/j

[frail owl]

then again he could just throw him elsewhere

[lyric vortex]

I see now

[frail owl]

anyways i should just shut up

[frail owl]

also hey there clarissa

[lyric vortex]

Are you the same wires person from makibacord there's like so many people named wires

[frail owl]

yes

[lyric vortex]

Oh hey

[frail owl]

i'm the only one who fits the description

[lyric vortex]

Shame the playthrough ended but oh well

[frail owl]

harrowing

[lyric vortex]

Anyways

[frail owl]

i think my mind was just adhering to this whimsical scenario of draedon

what fun

[earnest jewel]

Draedon is the enemy of whimsy. He cares only about cold, hard facts.

[lyric vortex]

I wanted to say something for a while but never given the free space to do it but do you think that (as a response to) people who say calamity should be its own game that calamity can't really be its own game because it (as of this state) still primarily functions on the systems Terraria has built

Also brb getting coffee

[frail owl]

yeah i know

but that's just my imagination heeding to nonsensical whims

[misty wren]

thats not really why calamity being standalone wouldnt work

[frail owl]

definitely feel like that sentiment is more of an exaggeration, because i've never seen calamity as being worthy of becoming a game of its own

[misty wren]

you absolutely can rebuild the systems terraria has but better

the issue comes more from the game design and lore aspect

[late eagle]

We're going to have a game tho

[frail owl]

a game about hogs?

[misty wren]

which is why the calamity mod fangame Reign of Yharim is a completely different genre

[late eagle]

A fan game, but still a game

[frail owl]

ah right reign of yharim

[grim pecan]

also. we like terraria. we wanna build off of terraria (even if vanilla makes us want to pull our hair out sometimes)

[misty wren]

yeah that too

[lyric vortex]

Lack of infinite worlds be like 😭

[misty wren]

and also completely goes past any vanilla stuff

[lyric vortex]

Oh wow

[lyric vortex]

So like all the Terraria lore characters are written out?

[misty wren]

vanilla content cant be acknowledged in roy because of copyright law meaning there has to be changes to deal with that

[earnest jewel]

Wind Waker inspired Calamity game... why must my dreams torment me?

[misty wren]

yes

[pearl sentinel]

what does this have to do with anything 😭

[earnest jewel]

World too small.

[dry whale]

expands your world

[lyric vortex]

A limitation brought on by vanilla Terraria that makes people for example "pull their hair out"

[dry whale]

calamity pirate update when

[pulsar cobalt]

hey guys heres a new pre boss mount that
has acceleration comparable to magi
higher top speed than lightning boots
jump boost equal to frog leg
works with wings!!!!

[dry whale]

you make a ship and go to other continents

[misty wren]

the only one that might not be is moon lord but thats because of how foundational moon lord is to calamity lore but even if it doesnt get written out i dont think it can be referred to as moon lord nor can it use the same design as moon lord so it has to be redesigned anyways

[earnest jewel]

What did they do?

[pulsar cobalt]

roller skates

[dry whale]

sounds balanced

[earnest jewel]

Moon Lord will clearly be redesigned to wear a fake mustache, nose and glasses.

[grim pecan]

Fun fact:
In drunk and Get fixed boi worlds, in which both Silver and Tungsten are present, the Arms Dealer will sell the bullet corresponding to whichever ore is most prevalent in the world upon joining. This is reset every time the world is re-opened.

[pulsar cobalt]

oh and also it only costs 15 gold

[grim pecan]

why

[lyric vortex]

Idk if this is considered false now with the bestiary but is it still canon to vanilla Terraria that the moon lord is Cthulhu's brother?

[pulsar cobalt]

yknow just cheaper than a minishark

[earnest jewel]

It IS Cthulhu.

[dry whale]

I mean they can just use fovos as a name

[pearl sentinel]

moon lord is cthulhu in vanilla

[late eagle]

Brother😭???

[dry whale]

and moonlord is just. cthulhu, so I don't think it's too hard to redesign going with that base

idk tho

[twin juniper]

Steve

[rose laurel]

The brother bullshit is from Calamity actually lmao

[lyric vortex]

Yeah I saw a yt short where it said that moon lord was Cthulhu's brother but the short was from a long time ago

[urban cloak]

supply and demand he's gotta sell whichever has more resources available

[misty wren]

no its from vanilla

moon lord legs

[late eagle]

Moon lord is terraria Herobrine trust

[pulsar cobalt]

what happens if u have neither ore

[misty wren]

"this must be from moon lord's brother, Steve"

[earnest jewel]

No, Moon Lord being Cthulhu's brother was from pre-release jokes for 1.3.

[grim pecan]

my apologies i didn't respect his game

[rose laurel]

Isn't Vanilla that the Guide is his brother?

[misty wren]

no

[earnest jewel]

Son.

[rose laurel]

Maybe I'm tweaking

[urban cloak]

he's quite the businessman

[lyric vortex]

Isn't the guide the wall of flesh?

[dry whale]

no they say "this might be steve's" iirc

[earnest jewel]

Vanilla 'lore' has some decisions.

[pearl sentinel]

vanilla lore doesnt matter anyways its redigit farting and making jokes

[earnest jewel]

Nymph is his mother.

[misty wren]

i forgot exactly what but yeah

[hard copper]

Doesn’t 1.4.5 have an ocean biome background with Cthulhu

[lyric vortex]

😬

[misty wren]

yes

[pulsar cobalt]

vanilla lore...

[dry whale]

I think the brother thing came from red

or some dev

[lyric vortex]

Is Tim his uncle or sum shit 😭

[pulsar cobalt]

the 8 pages of fairness......

[earnest jewel]

Ask Red, he might be!

[dry whale]

vanilla terraria is so lawful and so fair

[earnest jewel]

Oh, also the actual lore was like, a cult initiation thing.

[arctic cliff]

...i have to explain

[lyric vortex]

Is that also where it stems from where the player is the villain lore?

[earnest jewel]

No, haven't heard about that, you're the one slaying Cthulhu and saving the world.

The cult thing is real.

That actually happened.

Not long ago.

[tropic jolt]

😭

that was so fucking funny omg

1.4.5 is out! yay!!! come join our cult!!!

[dry whale]

RIGHT THAT GUY CONTRIBUTED TO THE LORE

😭

[lyric vortex]

It's the one where like the player kills the cultists who were trying to stop the moon lord and also the player kills the wall of flesh who was like harnessing evil things

[tropic jolt]

the sacred terraria lore

[earnest jewel]

That's Calamity.

[lyric vortex]

I'm not too sure but I think that was back when there was a "terraria-lore" channel in the Terraria Discord

[earnest jewel]

In Terraria they're just Cthulhu cultists trying to revive him.

It's Calamity that has them trying to keep him sealed.

And the Wall of Flesh is like, a guardian of balance of some kind in Vanilla.

[dry whale]

infact they forced the mechanic to make a mecha cthulhu

[lyric vortex]

Oh man I should probably look at the lore doc again and get a full grip of things because I feel like the things I know about vanilla and calamity lore have been learned really weirdly

[earnest jewel]

They should have kept that in Calamity it was sick as hell.

[earnest jewel]

Yes, YES!

[lyric vortex]

Jojo reference?

[dry whale]

mecha moonlord in calamity...

[lyric vortex]

I meant to take a bigger peak at the lore file when Tyrant sent me it but man it seems like a big thing

[twin juniper]

Draedon done messed around with moonlord skeleton

[arctic cliff]

so uh, on terraria cord there was this guy who used to be the community manager of that discord server

he decided to retire earlier this year around 1.4.5's release, but then for some reason during his farewell ping, he then started to spout something about what was called the law of fairness, something he had been supposedly working on for years. i think this is in fact true because there are messages in terrariacord about law of fairness a few years back

[tropic jolt]

I cant believe they took our image perms

[earnest jewel]

Only 90 pages or so.

[arctic cliff]

i would forward the images but alas image perms are gone

[tropic jolt]

calamity update talk has fallen

[orchid finch]

The fucking Terraria lore had something about it

[dry whale]

@ everyone join my cult.

[arctic cliff]

so yeah he had a few images that seemed AI-generated, and had some VERY SUS statements such as this:

The materials are available in over 30 languages, and if you know of friends, teachers, field experts, or curious minds who enjoy mind-bending challenges, you are welcome to invite them to take part.

and yea he said that it influenced his writing on the terraria lore

[lyric vortex]

Wait you guys don't know MrGameTheory?

[arctic cliff]

i dont frequent terraria cord at all

literally only checked it earlier this year PURELY because of this incident

[lyric vortex]

I have his signature on my wall 😭

[dry whale]

too long of a name I just call him the fairness guy

[earnest jewel]

Is that like, Evil MatPat?

[lyric vortex]

... Yes

[twin juniper]

I blame this on amidias

[barren nacelle]

It just means I get to make up more creatures to expand the worlds ecology

[arctic cliff]

it also linked to a discord server, which very quickly nosedived into lockdown mode

[barren nacelle]

#iloveecologyfuckyesdude

[dry whale]

🔥

[urban cloak]

crispy can you put a bunny in roy

[earnest jewel]

Make Louie's Notes for everything.

[dry whale]

put a bunny and name it maxie

[arctic cliff]

MGT's discord profile also still links to it

[dry whale]

said server was also like

EVERYTHING ai

[barren nacelle]

Dude I've been trying to

[arctic cliff]

yea he used so much ai it was absurd

[barren nacelle]

Maybe we put it in the ice area which I wont mention by name so that if we change the name nobody is confused

[barren nacelle]

IM TRYING

DUDE

THE FEASTIARY

IS MY MAGNUM OPUS

[lyric vortex]

Bro I just remembered I'm still in that server

[dry whale]

bro could not even get an image of that one balance thingy

[barren nacelle]

AND

SOMEONE

[urban cloak]

Keep pushing.

[arctic cliff]

in about a day the terrariacord staff put out an announcement decrying this bizarre situation

[dry whale]

it HAD to be AI

[urban cloak]

You shall prevail eventually.

[barren nacelle]

CHEESE

HAS BEEN SHUTTING ME DOWN

[earnest jewel]

I get the feeling that you spent about a minute looking up what 'Louie's Notes' were.

[barren nacelle]

I've written very intensive notes on how every enemy would taste

No I was shitting

[earnest jewel]

And you got it right.

Wait, are you saying you are learned and knew about Louie's Notes!?

[arctic cliff]

i have the image from WOTGcord when this situation was still developing btw

[barren nacelle]

I'll dig some old feastiary stuff up

Dude I love pikmin

[arctic cliff]

i'll post it in #general-media

[stone zephyr]

WHAT

cheese..

[earnest jewel]

Real.

[dry whale]

crispy you should nuke chee

[arctic cliff]

#general-media message

[barren nacelle]

@blazing field the people want the feastiary

(we're still workshopping how we want to do our normal bestiary)

[stone zephyr]

how can cheese of all people say no to bunny??

[earnest jewel]

I remember ages ago I tried making a Pikmin style bestiary for Calamity.

[barren nacelle]

Cheese hasn't said no to bunny

[frail owl]

hi there car

[blazing field]

who tagged me

[barren nacelle]

But I can't ideas guy or cheese will beat me to death

It was me cheese

The people

They want the Feastiary

[frail owl]

hi there cheese

[blazing field]

so here's how it works.

[barren nacelle]

Don't hurt me

[stone zephyr]

ah

[frail owl]

hi there lawlsi

[blazing field]

crispy says something.

i kill crispy.

[barren nacelle]

Yeah...

"Here's a paragraph on lore about designer glutton bugs"
"This is too long. Death."

[earnest jewel]

People breed those things?

[blazing field]

ok youre making me sound like the 2nd coming of fabsol crispy

this is your fault

[stone zephyr]

lmao

[earnest jewel]

Down with the regime! Long live the Feastiary!

[urban cloak]

listen to your developers ❌
kill your developers ✅

[frail owl]

what is the feastiary?

[frail owl]

hi there er... luigi?

[rose laurel]

Cheese

Cheese

[earnest jewel]

I presume it's like Louie's Notes.

[rose laurel]

Nuke Venezuela

Now

[blazing field]

the festiary is some bullshit we came up in a roydev meeting vc in the middle of the nightwhere its like the bestiary but it describes how to COOK every ennemy instead

[blazing field]

FUCK YEAH

[frail owl]

how does one even cook heaps of scraps?

[barren nacelle]

Bestiary but instead of detailing enemys' behavior it details how theyre cooked and eaten and how they taste

I think the one I wrote for wulfrum enemies was:
"Metal."

[misty wren]

pot

[earnest jewel]

'Although the meat is a bit on the metallic side, the oil makes a mouthwatering gravy or lubricative vinaigrette.'

[barren nacelle]

I think I mentioned turning one into a frying pan

[gloomy grove]

dungeon meshi?

[misty wren]

you put it in a big pot full of water and boil it and you get iron supplements

[barren nacelle]

Yes

Dungeon Meshi

[gloomy grove]

w

[blazing field]

yes

[frail owl]

mhm minerals

[blazing field]

writing the roy bestiary has been hell torture im ngl

[pearl sentinel]

its like louie from pikmin 2

[blazing field]

not becasue the entries themselves are hard to write but more because of trying to figure out exactly what direction we wanna take with it lol

[earnest jewel]

Yes, you have passed the test.

[blazing field]

i think we got a good idea now though

[dry whale]

I agree

[frail owl]

now then, how does one turn miracle matter into an exquisite meal?

[pulsar cobalt]

i cant believe crispy is the average cmtian asking how a boss tastes

[blazing field]

hey miracle matter isnt a enemy

:/

[frail owl]

i mean the exo mechs

[blazing field]

uhhh

soup

[rose laurel]

Miracle Bug.

NOW.

[frail owl]

[dry whale]

the melon virus

[blazing field]

mervous gulp

nervous

[dry whale]

fire???

[earnest jewel]

Calamitas' entry;
"Poisonous, do not eat. Side effects include spontaneous combustion and a homicide charge."

[frail owl]

we're resorting to cannibalism now?

[barren nacelle]

"Have you ever licked a wulfrum battery? Imagine a 9-volt, and that really unpleasant zap they bring that'll never really hurt you but'll be sure to leave the tip of your tongue tingling. Now imagine if it could hurt you. Bad. On a related note if anyone has any idea how to deal with a good deal of canker sores I will be home for the next week or so."

[frail owl]

sign me in

[barren nacelle]

I don't ask I tell.

[blazing field]

We went through like, generic bestiary entry thats just a bit of info on tthe enemy, bestiary thats just the protagonist wrtiing down stuff about them as a way to characterize them more, a mix of two with unlockable upgrades, silksong bestiary... and the newest direction we ended at now

which idk if i should tlak about given its the one we're currently doing

[pearl sentinel]

feastiary

[frail owl]

by the way, can you even eat jellyfishes?

[earnest jewel]

Olimar's Notes bestiary.

[barren nacelle]

Cannonball Jellyfish are actually eaten irl

[frail owl]

intriguing

[blazing field]

yeah irl you can

[barren nacelle]

typically they'll be shredded or cut into strips the long way

[arctic cliff]

yes seriously

[blazing field]

from what ive heard theyre not particularly tasty though

which is why despite there being so many fucking jellyfish theyre not actually eaten often

[barren nacelle]

Then they're stir fried, served in salads, or served as/with noodles

[earnest jewel]

You eat them for texture (looked up how to eat them for bestiary).

[hard copper]

where else would they get the jelly for grape jelly?

[earnest jewel]

From milking the grapes?

[barren nacelle]

They have a generally saline and bland taste. Think like. Cucumber.

[hard copper]

True

[frail owl]

hi there spec

[hard copper]

Heyo

[barren nacelle]

When cooked they turn really rubbery. They have a crunch akin to the texture of like, a bouncy ball, where it's less crunchy and more... creaky?

[frail owl]

mrrp

[barren nacelle]

It's very much something you have to try with an open mind.

[earnest jewel]

I remember that I planned on making the Olimar stand in begin talking about his family on Calamitas and the brothers' entries.

[pulsar cobalt]

how do you know the texture of eating a bouncy ball

[earnest jewel]

It's called 'being bad at dodgeball'.

[barren nacelle]

I used to chew them as a kid cuz I had weird teeth

Like they came in weird so I found myself teething until I was a teen

Got shark teeth real bad and all that

I've always really liked food

Gourmand levels

And cuz I have like an agressive metabolism I can kinda get away with it

I like to cook a lot

[dry whale]

how do you not know the texture of eating a bouncy ball

[dull heart]

^

[hard copper]

What if auric bouncy ball

[dry whale]

auric golf ball

[fathom girder]

first, melt 4tbsp of butter in a pan and cook it until it's slightly browned
next, add a 2 inch slab of miracle matter to the pan. You may marinate the miracle matter with your choice of seasoning prior, though I prefer a somewhat heavy dry rub layer of ashes of annihilation.
Sear, flipping every 30 seconds, until all sides are a perfect brown.
Transfer to a baking sheet. You may add some of the leftover butter and rendered out liquids from the miracle matter slab.
Cook at 400F for 12 minutes or until the inside is a warm 1000000000f, to ensure a proper medium rare cook on the inside.

[grim pecan]

i burnt it

[fathom girder]

cooked it for 13 minutes probably

[dull heart]

I cooked

[ivory lark]

is this the recipe for miracle butter?

[fathom girder]

this is the recipe for cooking a 2 inch thick slab of miracle matter

[ivory lark]

hmm. mine turned into juice

[rough ruin]

What if I only have a 1 inch slab?

[fathom girder]

then draedon will show up and yell at you

trust me I tried

[rough ruin]

Do I just gotta like fold it and cook it sandwich style or smth?

[grim pecan]

is it supposed to look like this

[fathom girder]

uhhh what did you marinate it with

[dull heart]

yes

Well