#calamity-update-talk
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Same 
i can't wait for ozzatron 2 to release
Five nights at Ozzaton’s 2
i've been getting ads for control 2 on youtube and every time i'm just like "ah, yes. ozzatron."
Eepycat...
the problem is i both am incapable of taking it seriously because "ozzatron game" but also genuinely liked Control and really want to play Resonant lmao
Jealous
?????????
No ad blocker is wild...

i keep forgetting to install one
How do u survive without without a damn AdBlock that's masochism...
same lmao
Ok then here's yr reminder to install one lol...
i just keep forgetting to actually get one
Refering to upcoming Boss updates, is there a specific "vision" that exists for all bosses / the overall boss philosophie? For example I am a huge fan of bosses looking epic, fast and just qualitative. For example the Infernum Destroyer fight or wrath of the gods :D. You feel the power.
Brain of cthulhu is for the game stages progression a absolutely well done boss. Am interested how late game bosses will feel 😄
Get firebox > download unlock origin extension
If on mobile:
Download revanced > download YouTube revanced...
@still bluff @grim pecan Now go get an ad blocker unless u like cancer...
👍
There’s no Ozzatron in my ads
@ozz how does it feel to be advertised on youtube
it being confused with anakin skywalker is also really funny
no more joy and whimsy allowed in calamity
Next update is cancelled
I mean that doesn't mean stupid shit cannot exist...
all weapons inflict temporal sadness. everything is sad now
There IS a reason Easter eggs exist anyways...
nope, we're removing all happiness from the mod
-# also burning sky but shh...
Ultimus Cleaver is stupid and shit and that exists true
the explosion it does on hit is so funny
everything with ravager is blue fire but ultimus cleaver just explodes in normal fire for some reason
ultimus cleaver really does suck huh 
best item
-# imagine if burning sky has a stealth strike...
i love it
Remind me what's ultimus cleaver again...?
The Ultimus Cleaver is a Hardmode broadsword that is dropped by the Ravager. When swung, it fires five homing gravity-affected sparks. The sparks deal 10% of the weapon's damage and pierce once. Each spark lasts for 1.5 seconds before dissipating. Additionally, landing a true melee hit will cause an...
Not to be confused with Inferna Cutter
Dang no longer true melee lol...?
Might as well be
when exactly was DoG's Sentinels phase nuked?
i noticed a while back but im not sure when it happened
(also i didnt know where else to ask this)
Before 1.4 port iirc...?
wasnt it 1.5.1?
Or during it it's around that time...
Idts cuz of jfl video having sentinels still...
all wiki displayed changes back as far as the earliest cal 1.4 edit to Devourer
has the stabber staff bug been fixed yet?
myb that's the worm items' page
most recent mention of the sentinels is the draedon update
Yes, but the update isnt out yet
ah well better than nothing
The boss needs to be good
That's it
And also don't expect calamity to be insanely hard like infernum, I know there're people that like the suffering but that's a minority
There's a lot of people that just want to, like, have fun with the boss? It won't be easy but it won't be difficult like infernum
Thanks for the Response :D. It dont has to be as hard but I think it should be as epic :D. I just went throw calamities wiki concept art page and the art is just insane. Theres also the new Wyrm art for the Wyrm. Is Nitro still part of the dev team?
tofu is currently not here
tofu?
one of the devs
Oh so Nitro is also called tofu?
oh kk srry haha
Nitro is no longer on the team
just forget it srry haha
Why are you talking about tofu🤨 ?
too many worms
lmao
well greetings, the revered triangle
return to being triangular
Oh why did Nitro left? Was ist 2022?
just the inactivity purge iirc
i yearn for more wobbly worms to sate my desire
Very inactive for a long time
Wasnt the purge
Really?
Oh...
Thats sad. I especially love the design from IbanPlay and Nitro. Especially because of the Exos.
Is there a way he would participate again?
no
ahh, interesting
If he wants to probably
But given the circumstances I don't think so
He left the discord server
unless he feels inclined to join again, it's unlikely
And what about IbanPlay?
just play fargo smh
It's the fables lead artist
Check fables
I think the Fabsol crisis really left a big wound in calamity. Like I am fully aware that still many talented artists and dev overall are in the team but many imo important devs left like it seems ...
There were like, two big drama moments here
I mean IbanPlay and Nitro had insane artworks
yeah?
In 22 when almost all the old developers(including iban) leave calamity because of fabsol
Is there a current main lead artist?
And then 25 with fabsol leaving the mod
No
oh okay
Is calamity still in a "crisis" or is developement looking good? Is calamity still going to bring the same quality as for example 2021?
Because also the sunken sea got delayed
or paused
They are reorganizing themselves after 25, it was pretty difficult but it seems they are more stable now
plus the original exodus ages ago
Idk about that
I don't even know what you are talking about lol
I am a bit worried that with them both leaving (IbanPlay / Nitro) the team cant hold up. I mean they both were like completely insane haha
Just because they're gone doesn't mean the mod will die lol
no I dont mean it so 🙂
Like I said, there are still talented devs
Wirhout these 2 which bosses were resprited by others?
Yeah, but we still have many talented people
sure 😄 I am very thankful for everyone participating 🙂
dia, triangle, and poker are all active and respriting bosses
We still don't have the full body but this is the new desert scourge
insinuating that the team is lacking art power without 2 specific artists who haven't been on the team/active in years is pretty rude when there's still several very skilled artists with content in the mod
Made by triangle and Tobias(left the team)
It's okay
Like I said there are propably still many skilled people 🙂 I just loved the specific style from these 2
But that topic is very interesting are there other officiall leaks for new boss looks?
I think no, but I might not remember
can i be two hundred percent real here iban nitro inanis and mihaii give me imposter syndrome like crazy i really hope i can live up to That kind of history
why that haha.
Wdym lol
Iban also had insane artworks whats with hin?
all insanely good artists
i do not feel as insanely good as them
hope i can create stuff people like anyways
just get good tbh 🙄
im going to rip your large intestine out through your throat
FUCK OFF CHARLIE!!!
PigDmusic
Didn't mihaii traced art or something
Not trace but..
Yeah this
Whats the current vision? The new Wyrm boss looks insane and less like pixels. I love that style. Is it going to be changed to me more pixelated again?
I was a fan, so I was pretty sad when I heard this
I mean nothing settled yet
he did that witgh earth elemental didint he
HAHAHAHAH
im never going to stop thinking the plagiarism is insane beucase like
he is clearly very technically skilled
why feel the need to copy others..
Again, make them good
especially when the person you're copying is a known sex pest 🥹
Yeah I was so confused when it happened
I dont think it can get better 😄 Better invest ressources in ondone things I mean why resprite 1 boss 11x?
He clearly makes insane drawings without doing this shit
Oh it can
extremely good on a technical level but zero imagination i guess
The current designs are old and boring as hell
Yeah
Oh wait jamy I remember a boss we have the sprite wait a minute
I think the Calamitas, Exos, Wyrm look good imo all other bosses look outdated.
But they look ok
😄
Wyrm isnt a case of sprite quality but of design
^
Made by dia
WOOOOO
THAT'S what calamity wants
the mechs are so unimaginably bad I might change the difficulty to master on some vanila bosses
I mean...
Comparing yourself to others will only drag urself down I'ma warn ya...
i am well aware of this
Instead look at the amazing stuff you created and be proud of it...
Okay okay I mean that sprite looks great!

Wyrm's sprite is just a placeholder, not his final design
It's a great sprite, but just made for fun and then added into the mod
i am proud of the work i've done i just have the same curse that every other artist in the entire world has
But like completely redo it or slight changes?
the unstoppable imposter syndrome
the current desert scourge
An entirely new design, the current sprite is good but still uses the old design with some changes
PBG is low-key fine and still holding up imo...
Or do what fujimoto did, if you dont get better than the people you compare yourself to in a short time kill them, which will be good improvement material since you dont want to go to jail
Mostly the head
Wtf...
it can be hard but i am optimistic about art and being a artist for caldev will give me plenty of opportunity to grow 
Its a bee! Its a plane! Its a bee-plane? plane-bee?
I still do stupid doodles lol...
I think you already showed your insane talent with leegrid
Hm what's leegrid...?
Did you see the last calamity music form cd?
But I do have a very important questtion that always confuses me. Whats the respeite strategy?
Because I am a dev too and for me its create a very precise idea, completely finalise it, maybe add changes and release / finalise it.
Imo its just unnecessary ressource management to resprite a boss several times and therefore needing more time till the final updates.
Ancient doomsayer
Or am I missing something?
the thing about calamity mod is that its a terraria mod that's been in development for 10 years and has a shaky history
👍
bosses getting resprited as visions and standards have changed
We know, things just... Happened
it really isn't comparable to streamlined development on a regular game that gets created and then released and thats that
I recall from tally that there's severe backend hell we can't see...
only now are we at a point where we can actually finalise stuff and reach a point where things are in a good place
Only thing I can say is gl lol...
we have so much work ahead of us
its daunting but its a challenge i'm willing to accept
👍
Also consider that only now calamity developers have the free control of doing the bosses's design how they want to
Thats true, before only Fabsol was allowed right?
That does remind me , brainstorm is def 1 of the best updates so far yeah...
Yeah
It's genuinely hella well made...!
fabsol was the only person who was allowed to touch the bosses for the longest time, obviously that's no longer the case
"there's so much work to do on calamity mod" -> stress over how long its going to take -> depression
vs
"there's so much work to do on calamity mod" -> i get to work on something im passionate about with my friends for years -> no depression
Yup, brain of Cthulhu is insane I need to fight him more
I do love the new fight of brainstorm.
I do not know if I find the Infernum one slightly better but the 2.1 one its epic and cinematic what I like it to be.
give me 2 weeks, i can do it if i lock in
Stonks
ok
brain of cthulhu is funnily enough the best example we have of the boss quality bar we want to shoot for now
sunny if you make all of calamity we'll give you 1 month of patreon money
Don't get me started with the reworks and balancing , there's only 1 complain I have for this update doe
-# but that wont be an issue in 1.4.5 tml tho...
the ONLY reason yharim isnt in the game yet is because sunny never locked in
I don't think that but well, I respect the opinion
it's this thing , wish it's a pet , but 1.4.5 tml they will loiter around the base lol...
yeah sunny when are you locking in dawg
Which part? 🙂
Are there currently more bosses being reworked actively?
always
Lock in twin, make yharim the fargos slop boss that everyone wants him to be
my caldev leak: we are working on stuff
we are working on
things
im sowwy im still new...
All 2 weeks will sadly be spent on making mage good
yo mama so jovial
I don't like infernum's fights, they are better compared to the old fights but I don't like the insane difficulty it have
Here's calamity mod leak...
i think you can pretty safely assume there's always going to be a boss rework in progress for the foreseeable future
^
Wait a fucking minute... Why is there no leek emote...
basically everything needs it
GUH...
yo mama so jovial she went yippee!
Are Supreme Calamitas and the exos also be visually reworked or are these final? I mean they are the perfect standard.
exos will probably keep their sprites (i think), but will be getting fully reworked in their behaviour
-# irrelevant but why is there so much Convo here...
exos are gonna be made not garbage when we get around to them
xD
SCal will get significant changes if i have anything to say about it, but not literally a total rework
can't speak for her sprite, idk what thoughts are on that
You're clearly saying the next update will have a rework right 
i vehemently hate those clankers with every fiber of my being
i will take any opportunity to insult the exos
turns out it's pretty hard to write a really good theme for a really bad boss 
Cd is the one making exos music btw
i'm fairly certain scal will get a full rework, much later down the line. the thing about scal is she's one of the most solid fights in the mod rn which means we'll be looking at her after a ton of other bosses have gotten their rework. that means by the time we get around to her design goals will have shifted greatly
Hopefully no more of that BH segment...
i think shes fine sprite wise
holy paragraph batman
i cant see her ever getting more than just maybe touchups
ye, she's better than everything except uhhh new DoG and Brain and probably provi
Please🙏
that makes sense, yep
Scal sprite is really good, the brothers too
Only 3 sentences that doesn’t count smh
and poltergeist needs a new sprite haha.
for this server i basically just wrote a book
Triangle will take care of that
My goat

Again which artists sre still spriting?
meow
calling exos clankers with a robot sona
Suggestion posters writing novels
They're not
Spikecrag buff will come
Bring back the scal moons! 😡😡😡
hi doze
What is the role of a lead artist? Is it like one person is mainly designing everything?
lead artist is a role that does not exist on the calamity development team
We will hage once more
what the fuck...
I know but it was there before i think
They're asking in general
cancelled for slinging slurs like that
it hasnt existed for like 4 years
Every timestamp is referring back to 2021 xD
i don't know what "lead artist" for calamity would entail
an artist who uses lead
sprite review
The Aureus fan calling it out of course
TRUTH NUKE
good thing garbos opinions are not important
Besides calamity wiki is there another source dedicated to oficiall calamity artwork / visual ideas?
Garbo how do you feel being the envoy of tofu
i wish
Do it then :)
no
im fucking busy

?
On wiki I only see artwork by Nitro, Ianis, IbanPlay. I think all left right?
all dead yes
Calamity fandom wiki is reputable af
Aren't you the envoy of astrun deus
no thats

calamity fans when reading comprehension
IM A CALAMITY FAN NOOOOOO
[media] fans when reading comprehension
mostly calamity tho
I am quite confident for the dev progress. I mean since 2025 there do was a chaotic phase but I think if the team is structired again the developement could be faster than ever. Also 2.1 was great.
My only worries and I have to be open here is that the sprites might not reach the same level as the exo or calamitas ones. I do think there are very talented artists here but these sprites style are very special for me.
at least you just outright said it this time :p
Umbara poor now?
those who know
What has this world become
I think my membership is still active im just too lazy to disconnect and reconnect my patreon and discord accounts
I lost it bc I left the server (short mental break)
Ahh
Sir if you don't think yharon's sprite is at the same level or better than this I don't know what I can say to you tbh
Desert scourge will be peak too
Fat tailed gecko guy
a bit rude innit
i imagine people will appreciate yharon's new sprite more once they see it animated
yeah ofc
our spriters are insane
but i still see some scepticism
mostly to how he'd look in motion
which will hopefully be dashed once he's... actually in motion
Just my neutral opinion buy yh yahron is good.
A bit of an weird remark tbh
most of that is from the older version which anatomically didn't really make sense too
New Yharon is peak
like why do you think the current spriters aren't any good
cuz thats what that message seems to imply
Have you seen the divine swine animation?
idk you don't seem to actually want to express this, but you really need to think about what you're saying then lmao
it's once again actively disrespectful and rude to the other artists
It’s so fluid
yo mama so fluid
genger fluid
yo mama so fluid she changes her shape to fill the shape of the container which holds her!
🍅

never change calmain
did you just fucking call me calmain
calmainmassacre
thats fucking messed up bro
yea what are you gonna do about it
It's just that he's overglazing Ibans designs, Ibans sprites are insane but it's not an untouchable territory
Oh yeah? Well, yo mama so… uhh… 🤢
We have spriters as good as them here
cal fans try not to treat cal devs like they are the 2nd coming of christ challenge (impossible)
-# they aren’t???
He's a new guy, i think we just need to take it easy with him
There are some uh
very passionate people out there
let me put it that way
I said might not resch the same level and I said there are very talented artists. Never directly said they are bad or so. But the exo mechs and calamitas are so insanely well done I have the "worry" that not everyone can overcome this level. Its just a neutral opinion I dont say the artists are bad. They are good maybe very good but maybe not at the same level and its a assumption idk how great the sprites will be :D. Maybe even better. I dont want to be disrespectful the vocabulary I used is very important.
Never said they are bad or so.
👍
In my opinion, I think you're just too in love with the sprites and don't see it for what it is
good or bad is a wide spectrum good can be good or insanely amazing
ok
But srry I dont want to start a discussion i just think maybe I do said sth not nice i am very sorry.
the green alien?????
Dude where the actual hell do you find these gifs bruh
me when i fucking get you
It's okay, I just think you're underestimating or devs here, just give them some time and you will see what they can do
this is such a good gif damn
it conveys so mcuh fucking hatred
❤️
Aww ma
only a 4chan user could make something like this
Now I have a bunch of horse images saved for no reason
once we get cooking
Again thanks every dev for even making this journey possible :). Big THANKS to every dev and community member.
true
No reason?
what's that
The horse is over sir
Yet the scars remain
im hungry can you make me some pancakes please

Is ozzatron still Anakin Skywalker
he always has been
That was so funny
Are you all dev or just community members?

I’m just here
People with the orange role are devs
/j
devs have orange names
not all devs!!!
stfu
People with white roles are broke
I am new to discord never use it I am a bit overwhelmed haha
Oh yeah doesn’t admin override dev or something?
okay 🙂
I'm John Johnathan Calamity, creator of the Calamity Mod.
mod role overrides dev role
camouflages
I should get an orange name
what does sso mean? Sunken Sea Update?
I won't do anything for calamity I just like the color

Brain…Storm?
yeah erm sso is actually the next update. Take what I say seriously
am i supposed to eat her...? :( i dont want to
you're the pancakes here
Oh kk 🙂 I heard sso was paused but I understand the choice. I would just love to have a basic info what is overall being worked on :). But I think this can put stress on the devs.
🥞 here alex
Brainstorm when?
tomrorow
Brainstorm (almost) two months ago
now why would you do that
A new newsletter will come in some days talking about the new update
Calamitas Clone resprite in 2047.
yeah
brainstorm in -2 months!!!!!!
-# it’s been two months since the brainstorm brainrot???
Oh okay then I will iread it. Will there also be info on the future of cal?
I think so
thank god
k would be cool
Idk it's not out yet lol
we’ll have info for you when we’re ready
I think i should write a newsletter and talk about how great cats are
would be so peak
april fools! we didn't write a newsletter, so here's umbara talking about cats for 500 page
I should write a newsletter talking about how great my dog is
yep
I think I should write a newsletter on uhh
But you said Nitro was inactive for a few years. Didnt he create the wyrm sprite not long ago?
that was heart
nitro left recently iirc
what does iirc mean? Im German srry haha
"if i remember correctly"
oh okay thanks
Isn't it 'recall'?
potato potato
Pfft no lol
Same meaning
Is it? Or are you recalling wrong?
bruh
“Isn’t it recall?” 
🤓
erm ackshually
Carny will massacre you, prepare yourself 😔
i'm Remembering that i'm going to perform back alley abdominal surgery on you
no
My abdomen isn't in the back, silly.
You would have to do front alley surgery.
im carnying hrhgnrngrgnrg im carnying my shit rn
Why would you do surgery in an alley?
real
Man but ngl I think animated it will be a hell of a great sprite.
Seems unsanitary
Fearful😨
never fear, carny massacre is here
Carny be carnying in cal update 🤷♂️
she carny my massacre till i alex
When leegrid pet
When will they add baseball bats so we can 'convince' Town NPCs to lower prices?
Leegrid mount
tomorrow
Leegrid toilet
im not doing OK and need help badly
Drink water idk
Drink pilk
delete this now before doze sees it
(/j)
Pilk >>>
No. :)
FUCK
you can delete it yourself!
We’re so done
Oh
ok bye
We’re so
Someone ping doze I'm too scared to do myself
yall suck
:(
Like I heard the main overhalls are the sunken sea and abyss rework or is this wrong? And then new endgame content is planned? I mean dev goals can always change but thats what I heard.
not you sunny you're awesome
it's specifically me
SSO is postponed, haven't heard about Abyss rework, Yharim will not be added until everything else is.
yes and already happened, endgame content is too far into the future
They have a lot of overhauls to do, new game content will happen one day

Probably when they start talking about boss rush
Okay :). In the internet everyone says just anything. Would be cool if there was just a rough list of what is being discussed about. To create some transparacy.
There's a whole document.
are you familiar with the future content doc?
yeah!?
Read the pins
Oh never heard about it tbh
.
what are pins? Like I said I am very new on dc haha
thanks!!
PEAK
CINEMA
IM NEVER KILLING MYSELFFFFFF
YESSS
the little pin icon near the top right next to the channel description contains an organized list of pinned messages
NEVER GIVE UP
I must speak with my plushie dealer then.
same!
Were too broke.
Since it doesn't matter now.
were three broke
Horrible, you mean?
not today, old friend
Oh... So you found him
shit did i ping you? sorry i swore i clicked it off
no you didn't i was just lurking
fryzahh is summoned any time someone mentions the future content doc
become my envoy, of the astral.
Welcome
we don't need 2 of them
We need a past content doc.
okii

garbo, envoy of tofu
I really should play rain world again
i love being cringe it makes me happy
ok it's 1am and i've been playing celeste for 4 hours straight i need to sleep
gn cut
bye
i stayed up playing silksong and now its 6:53 am and i have class at 9:30 :)
nini
Bye
for once i didnt stay up all night
so the doc looks very interesting and promising, now it means just wait for it to appear.
and then it rained
its silksong so its a worthy sacrifice
i have 4 levels left in the strawberry jam advanced lobby 🙏
and I was like 🛌
i gotta play strawberry jam
true
JOIN MY CRU
SIGNUS
JOIN MY CRU
Yes, tofu
the cru is kinda cringe ngl
now if you'll excuse me i need to get back to playing hsr
YOURE cringe
:(
points at you andlaughs
;-;
I am currently on my first calamity playthrough. With Infernum and Wrath of the gods / Hunt of the old god snd catalyst. As a Elden Ring enjoyer I needed infernum because of its great cinemetic fights. I am currently before plantera I hope it will be great :D.
But ngl till now calamity is insane already like the abyss or hell biome it looks very polished and pleasing
dude fluffy have you seen sigus burger
No???
OH MY GOD
?? signus burger
no way
YES
Gacha player 
signus burger
WAIT MY DRAEDON IS BEING SHIPPED TOO LIKE ACTUALLY
Peak
guilty as charged
no. sigus burger
i can't wait to throw him at a wall and punt him into the stratosphere
it says he's gonna be here may 7th
burn him
I suppose I cant talk with my crippling addiction to 2d platformers of all types
Isnt it the scene where they found the burger car again?
oh how did ori go btw
yes
He came to convince you to make their son's music
I got my good laptop back and played cyberpunk through entirely again instead of playing more ori
I still need to lock in for a while and actually play the game
💔
i see how it is
i can't wait to get my chud hunchback son
I think its quite funny but I actually bought my first pc a month ago just for calamity haha.
only for calamity tbh haha
i thought you hated him
i wanted a sig plush but i don't have money
or is it like
wistful sigh
is it like this
The only merch I've ever bought from any game is a rain world artificer plushie
Except i have 2 of them
if i ever get any merch ever
cd is gonna get that draedon plush and have him hanging from the ceiling like a pinata
I would buy a deus plush
True
yes
Got to redesign him first tofu
i'm gonna use him as my personal punching bag
i need. i need ti make it so that it comes with a magnetizable baby
Ozzatron release tofu worms

Stuck to the wall
I would put a deiling on the fridge
fridge worm 😭😭😭
You need to buy 11 of them individually like the EoW plush to make it accurate
ok im tired can someone shoot me in the face
raesh u havent seen deus yet have u
ywa
The one tofu put in the game last night
bro has seen it
Then no
urggh
Yea it was released like 12 hours ago
fr
dues
I believe this without any questioning
Can't boot up till I'm done with work, and I just started so sadly I can't see new deus
day oose
Tragic
😞
Unfortunately no coders were available, so its the exact same fight
The lasers were retextured to deilings tho
go my shitlings
thats fire
About what are you talking? A boss?
u should send the video but with a giant censor bar over deus
so we can see the deilings
if you turn off gores and kill deus its just a bunch of shit clouds
bleh
oh srry just saw it was a very old comment haha
I feel useless without my patreon role.
somewhat related note
fucked up economy we live in
The pig, i need to make portraits for the salesman
Shady salesman
salesman...
salesman
This user knows the salesman?
haha
Thats really horrible triangle
How do the users thought you would be able to get ragebait, trusty old rod, bacon oil..
the walker

the horrible hog will stand on its hind feet and will say "This is for you." and then when you try to interact with him he will say "No one will believe you." and then he gets on all fours again
and its never elaborated on
the message youre replyimg to is over a year old'
yeah haha I saw it too late smh it bossted me all the way up there haha
have not i chosen you piggies, and one of you is a salesman?
I was shooted back 1 year in time 🙂
Pig update is so cool I wish pigs were real 
Sorta
Jesse faden we need to work on calamity
Except at night sometimes a evil cloaked shady merchant figure will appear in your town and offer you rare goods that rotate in a cycle
Jesse faden as a npc pls
( the cloaked merchant for sure isnt a pig and a mammoth on top of each other with a cloak hiding it )
🔥
Snake oil salesman... Or something I don't member
Yea
triangle why are you still ryujin lmao
In this case the bacon oil salesman
hi triangle
vanillin you need to put this on the future content doc pronto
It's funny tho
ill let it simmer
cooking the salesman...
Hang on ill fix it
the salesman will only be allowed in once there is something to associate with it (a sprite)
🔥
how else can i get delicious meat...
Its not a lie though
Since ozz already revealed hog wild update is real
I dont mind talking about salesman
Vetrasyl, a lore character who is dead in the present day and will appear only through pictures, statues and the like
Why the bacon oil salesman is not in the doc
Triangle is for once being wholly serious
Hog ridahhhhhhhhh
but yea cal is getting a new npc
Is it a secret from the red nation
Wholly? Like wooly mammoth
True
Hog ridahs in cal finally
Salesman is his placeholder name but it problably will be kept
The hogposting despite the proximity to silly day is real
no more needing to lie to the nation on what the next update is about
Is it supreme-er calamitas?
His wares are still called "the potion", the concotion
Wdym triangle is always serious
thanks for the response haha
So him being The Salesman
is the potion sinister
Work
Next update is the jade palace silly
The concoction? Its basically necro armor set on a consumable
immortality bolus when
Potion that heal you to full health without cooldown
But start a 20 seconds ( values still being defined ) timer and once this timer hits 0
The pig toll comes and you die
Potion that mirrors the screen
Hey now we can make necro armor more interesting
The other salesman content you will see when hog wild gets real

Bacon oil is peak ingame
He will sell horrible things
Only tip i will give is slime god
HAWG RIDAH OIL
Hogstorm
True
Hog rain confirmed???
btw piggy townpet is seperate from salesman right...
you know how 1.4.5 had a bunch of boulder content
Flying pigs fall down from the sky, the player gets max luck for the entire day
Truly holy
calamity will have its own 1.4.5 but instead of boulders its different kinds of pigs
Divine, if you will
Supreme Hoglamitas
Check the spring stool video
In #spoilers
Wait
666

😨
Horrible
the hogs number...
@teal bone 666
Threatening reaction count
Horrible?
Mom I'm scared 😨
The air is getting horrible around you
dw i reacted so its back to 666
Fryzah use your mod powers
And ban the person who ruins the 666

Legitimate usage of it
had to unreact cuz someone brought it to 667...
yes sir 🫡
Mega heatran
67 💀
Goodbye boys 
youre all brainrotted
Brain rot ❌
Brain storm ✅
People already know theres a pig enemy in vanilla wielding a chainsaw
Calamity Steam page when?
Rofl
An iq too hogh
wait lmao the hogdate might change the mod icon, will this happen...
itd be so funny
maybe
It should be a front facing hog
the old rule was for every major update but the concept of major updates is kinda dead now i think
mod icon will just change whenever we deem it necessary really
The horrible hog is necessary
This sounds like a crime
The way I’m… horrible… with hogs?
No problem!
That's reasonable
Bro almost got taken to the hog council
Guys have a nice day! See u
you're what with huh
True
Problably just changing the little icon than the full on mod icon
The little logo that is a brain rn
Bountiful harvest got one and bountiful is 

Wugh… what happened yesterday
I have a weirdly equine memory but otherwise it’s all a haze
🐴
must've all been a strange dream...
Not really sure, but let’s not beat a dead horse and move on
Nay, I don’t think that happened
Probably just some horseplay
There is no horse in calamity server
I don’t think there ever has been
A midspring night's dream
THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY, THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY, AND THERE IS NO HORSE IN THE CALAMITY DISCORD
But there are hogs
things appear to be stable
we need a hog mount so we can be hog ridaaaaaaa
the piggy will live in your walls
well yeah the stable already occupies horses where else are they gonna live
Horses don't exist
rent free in your head, maybe
I ate all of them
How about the elephant
what elephant?
Eleumphant
stuck in ice
horsephant?
No
Why are y'all talking about horses they don't exist
Iirc the elephant is an accessory right
I wonder what this thing will do
The eleumphant is the new
Ice shrine item
Accesory yea
There will be a teaser of it in newsletter so you will get more knowledge
Knowledge hedgehog
Oh that's so cool
Isn't that the first time we are getting a spoiler in the newsletter? I like that
My dog ate the newsletter
day ruined
Mammoth
🦣

why are you poor
was the doc reformatted again
It achieved enlightenment.
Those who glow
🌟
I wish upon more ranger reworks and changes after playing it for a bit
A lot of weapons either entirely convert any ammo or have musket balls/wooden arrows as the ultimately best option
why did you kill tundra leash
who said it was dead
two shrine items in one shrine
who said it had to be in the shrine still
I don't know what the plan for leash is, but jumping straight to "it's dead" is a big jump
i mean i know it as “yet another ram mount” and i know tundra leash as “Old”
it is getting moved to a rimehound drop I think
old.... ram
...
like some kind of old.... duke .....
some kind of....... Tundra Leash
blargh
RAHHHHHH

What are you talking about
mama im a criminal

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