#calamity-update-talk

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lyric trellis
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Cannot take this face seriously anymore at this point because of everything

desert garnet
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Same ozzatron

still bluff
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i can't wait for ozzatron 2 to release

lyric trellis
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Five nights at Ozzaton’s 2

grim pecan
vocal dew
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Eepycat...

still bluff
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the problem is i both am incapable of taking it seriously because "ozzatron game" but also genuinely liked Control and really want to play Resonant lmao

grim pecan
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?????????

grim pecan
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i keep forgetting to install one

vocal dew
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How do u survive without without a damn AdBlock that's masochism...

still bluff
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same lmao

vocal dew
still bluff
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i just keep forgetting to actually get one

drifting furnace
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Refering to upcoming Boss updates, is there a specific "vision" that exists for all bosses / the overall boss philosophie? For example I am a huge fan of bosses looking epic, fast and just qualitative. For example the Infernum Destroyer fight or wrath of the gods :D. You feel the power.

Brain of cthulhu is for the game stages progression a absolutely well done boss. Am interested how late game bosses will feel 😄

vocal dew
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Get firebox > download unlock origin extension

If on mobile:
Download revanced > download YouTube revanced...

vocal dew
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nothoughtsheadempty 👍

lyric trellis
still bluff
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@ozz how does it feel to be advertised on youtube

grim pecan
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it being confused with anakin skywalker is also really funny

lyric trellis
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That was so funny

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Then Ozz doing it for April Fools

grim pecan
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april fools is over

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whimsy is gone

still bluff
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no more joy and whimsy allowed in calamity

lyric trellis
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Next update is cancelled

vocal dew
grim pecan
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all weapons inflict temporal sadness. everything is sad now

vocal dew
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There IS a reason Easter eggs exist anyways...

still bluff
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nope, we're removing all happiness from the mod

vocal dew
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-# also burning sky but shh...

lyric trellis
grim pecan
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the explosion it does on hit is so funny

vocal dew
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Mfw melee weapon , uses ranged modifiers and acts like magic...

grim pecan
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everything with ravager is blue fire but ultimus cleaver just explodes in normal fire for some reason

still bluff
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ultimus cleaver really does suck huh CalWheeze

grim pecan
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best item

vocal dew
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-# imagine if burning sky has a stealth strike...

grim pecan
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i love it

vocal dew
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Remind me what's ultimus cleaver again...?

grim pecan
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Calamity Mod Wiki

The Ultimus Cleaver is a Hardmode broadsword that is dropped by the Ravager. When swung, it fires five homing gravity-affected sparks. The sparks deal 10% of the weapon's damage and pierce once. Each spark lasts for 1.5 seconds before dissipating. Additionally, landing a true melee hit will cause an...

lyric trellis
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Not to be confused with Inferna Cutter

vocal dew
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Dang no longer true melee lol...?

lyric trellis
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Might as well be

neat jasper
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when exactly was DoG's Sentinels phase nuked?

i noticed a while back but im not sure when it happened

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(also i didnt know where else to ask this)

cunning sequoia
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wasnt it 1.5.1?

vocal dew
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Or during it it's around that time...

vocal dew
neat jasper
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all wiki displayed changes back as far as the earliest cal 1.4 edit to Devourer

distant agate
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has the stabber staff bug been fixed yet?

neat jasper
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most recent mention of the sentinels is the draedon update

desert garnet
distant agate
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ah well better than nothing

late eagle
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That's it

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And also don't expect calamity to be insanely hard like infernum, I know there're people that like the suffering but that's a minority

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There's a lot of people that just want to, like, have fun with the boss? It won't be easy but it won't be difficult like infernum

drifting furnace
frail owl
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tofu is currently not here

drifting furnace
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tofu?

frail owl
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one of the devs

drifting furnace
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Oh so Nitro is also called tofu?

frail owl
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no

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what?

drifting furnace
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oh kk srry haha

agile latch
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Nitro is no longer on the team

drifting furnace
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just forget it srry haha

agile latch
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That wyrm is a placeholder design too

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And not the final one

late eagle
still bluff
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too many worms

agile latch
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I need to fix my fucking name

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🥹

still bluff
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lmao

frail owl
still bluff
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return to being triangular

drifting furnace
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Oh why did Nitro left? Was ist 2022?

agile latch
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No, was this year

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Idk the reason tho

still bluff
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just the inactivity purge iirc

frail owl
late eagle
agile latch
late eagle
agile latch
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Purged users just lost the dev role

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Nitro left

late eagle
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Oh...

drifting furnace
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Is there a way he would participate again?

frail owl
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no

still bluff
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ahh, interesting

late eagle
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But given the circumstances I don't think so

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He left the discord server

frail owl
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unless he feels inclined to join again, it's unlikely

drifting furnace
frail owl
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just play fargo smh

late eagle
agile latch
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Check fables

drifting furnace
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I think the Fabsol crisis really left a big wound in calamity. Like I am fully aware that still many talented artists and dev overall are in the team but many imo important devs left like it seems ...

late eagle
drifting furnace
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I mean IbanPlay and Nitro had insane artworks

drifting furnace
late eagle
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In 22 when almost all the old developers(including iban) leave calamity because of fabsol

drifting furnace
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Is there a current main lead artist?

late eagle
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And then 25 with fabsol leaving the mod

drifting furnace
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oh okay

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Is calamity still in a "crisis" or is developement looking good? Is calamity still going to bring the same quality as for example 2021?

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Because also the sunken sea got delayed

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or paused

late eagle
still bluff
late eagle
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I don't even know what you are talking about lol

drifting furnace
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I am a bit worried that with them both leaving (IbanPlay / Nitro) the team cant hold up. I mean they both were like completely insane haha

late eagle
drifting furnace
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no I dont mean it so 🙂

late eagle
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Iban has not been on the team for years now

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And nitro wasn't active

drifting furnace
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Like I said, there are still talented devs

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Wirhout these 2 which bosses were resprited by others?

late eagle
drifting furnace
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sure 😄 I am very thankful for everyone participating 🙂

still bluff
late eagle
still bluff
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insinuating that the team is lacking art power without 2 specific artists who haven't been on the team/active in years is pretty rude when there's still several very skilled artists with content in the mod

late eagle
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Made by triangle and Tobias(left the team)

drifting furnace
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nono I dient mean it so haha

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srry if it sounded so

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really

late eagle
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It's okay

drifting furnace
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Like I said there are propably still many skilled people 🙂 I just loved the specific style from these 2

drifting furnace
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But that topic is very interesting are there other officiall leaks for new boss looks?

late eagle
polar tide
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can i be two hundred percent real here iban nitro inanis and mihaii give me imposter syndrome like crazy i really hope i can live up to That kind of history

drifting furnace
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why that haha.

drifting furnace
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Iban also had insane artworks whats with hin?

polar tide
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i do not feel as insanely good as them

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hope i can create stuff people like anyways

still bluff
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just get good tbh 🙄

polar tide
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im going to rip your large intestine out through your throat

polar tide
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FUCK OFF CHARLIE!!!

agile latch
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PigDmusic

late eagle
agile latch
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Not trace but..Ombgusvigi

polar tide
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mihaii plagiarized designs

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not the same thing

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dont see how thats relevant

late eagle
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Yeah this

drifting furnace
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Whats the current vision? The new Wyrm boss looks insane and less like pixels. I love that style. Is it going to be changed to me more pixelated again?

late eagle
polar tide
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he did that witgh earth elemental didint he

agile latch
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Yea

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And also armors

drifting furnace
polar tide
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im never going to stop thinking the plagiarism is insane beucase like

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he is clearly very technically skilled

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why feel the need to copy others..

polar tide
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especially when the person you're copying is a known sex pest 🥹

late eagle
drifting furnace
late eagle
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He clearly makes insane drawings without doing this shit

polar tide
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extremely good on a technical level but zero imagination i guess

late eagle
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The current designs are old and boring as hell

late eagle
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Oh wait jamy I remember a boss we have the sprite wait a minute

drifting furnace
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I think the Calamitas, Exos, Wyrm look good imo all other bosses look outdated.

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But they look ok

agile latch
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Wyrm isnt a case of sprite quality but of design

polar tide
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^

late eagle
drifting furnace
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WOOOOO

polar tide
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i dony really understand the human skull thing

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for wyrm

late eagle
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THAT'S what calamity wants

high scaffold
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the mechs are so unimaginably bad I might change the difficulty to master on some vanila bosses

vocal dew
polar tide
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i am well aware of this

vocal dew
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Instead look at the amazing stuff you created and be proud of it...

vocal dew
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-# welp then this is awkward...

drifting furnace
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Okay okay I mean that sprite looks great!

vocal dew
late eagle
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It's a great sprite, but just made for fun and then added into the mod

polar tide
drifting furnace
still bluff
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the unstoppable imposter syndrome

vocal dew
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I mean I still learning it , my shit sucks ass...

late eagle
vocal dew
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PBG is low-key fine and still holding up imo...

agile latch
late eagle
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Mostly the head

polar tide
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it can be hard but i am optimistic about art and being a artist for caldev will give me plenty of opportunity to grow XD

high scaffold
vocal dew
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I still do stupid doodles lol...

late eagle
vocal dew
late eagle
drifting furnace
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But I do have a very important questtion that always confuses me. Whats the respeite strategy?

Because I am a dev too and for me its create a very precise idea, completely finalise it, maybe add changes and release / finalise it.

Imo its just unnecessary ressource management to resprite a boss several times and therefore needing more time till the final updates.

late eagle
drifting furnace
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Or am I missing something?

vocal dew
polar tide
vocal dew
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👍

polar tide
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bosses getting resprited as visions and standards have changed

polar tide
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it really isn't comparable to streamlined development on a regular game that gets created and then released and thats that

vocal dew
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I recall from tally that there's severe backend hell we can't see...

pseudo vector
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only now are we at a point where we can actually finalise stuff and reach a point where things are in a good place

vocal dew
pseudo vector
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we have so much work ahead of us

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its daunting but its a challenge i'm willing to accept

vocal dew
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nothoughtsheadempty 👍

late eagle
drifting furnace
vocal dew
late eagle
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Yeah

vocal dew
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It's genuinely hella well made...!

pseudo vector
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fabsol was the only person who was allowed to touch the bosses for the longest time, obviously that's no longer the case

polar tide
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"there's so much work to do on calamity mod" -> stress over how long its going to take -> depression

vs

"there's so much work to do on calamity mod" -> i get to work on something im passionate about with my friends for years -> no depression

late eagle
drifting furnace
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I do love the new fight of brainstorm.

I do not know if I find the Infernum one slightly better but the 2.1 one its epic and cinematic what I like it to be.

grim pecan
still bluff
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ok

pseudo vector
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brain of cthulhu is funnily enough the best example we have of the boss quality bar we want to shoot for now

still bluff
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sunny if you make all of calamity we'll give you 1 month of patreon money

vocal dew
polar tide
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the ONLY reason yharim isnt in the game yet is because sunny never locked in

late eagle
vocal dew
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Shroomble it's this thing , wish it's a pet , but 1.4.5 tml they will loiter around the base lol...

pseudo vector
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yeah sunny when are you locking in dawg

drifting furnace
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Are there currently more bosses being reworked actively?

still bluff
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always

fathom girder
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Lock in twin, make yharim the fargos slop boss that everyone wants him to be

polar tide
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my caldev leak: we are working on stuff

pseudo vector
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we are working on
things

still bluff
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why would you fucking tell them that carny

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god

polar tide
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im sowwy im still new...

pseudo vector
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i love this stupid fucking gif

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its so jovial

lyric trellis
polar tide
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yo mama so jovial

late eagle
vocal dew
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Here's calamity mod leak...

grim pecan
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i think you can pretty safely assume there's always going to be a boss rework in progress for the foreseeable future

still bluff
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^

vocal dew
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Wait a fucking minute... Why is there no leek emote...

still bluff
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basically everything needs it

vocal dew
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GUH...

polar tide
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yo mama so jovial she went yippee!

drifting furnace
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Are Supreme Calamitas and the exos also be visually reworked or are these final? I mean they are the perfect standard.

still bluff
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exos will probably keep their sprites (i think), but will be getting fully reworked in their behaviour

vocal dew
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-# irrelevant but why is there so much Convo here...

pseudo vector
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exos are gonna be made not garbage when we get around to them

drifting furnace
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xD

still bluff
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SCal will get significant changes if i have anything to say about it, but not literally a total rework
can't speak for her sprite, idk what thoughts are on that

late eagle
pseudo vector
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i vehemently hate those clankers with every fiber of my being

drifting furnace
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xD hahahaha

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What a conversation today haha

pseudo vector
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i will take any opportunity to insult the exos

still bluff
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turns out it's pretty hard to write a really good theme for a really bad boss clueless

late eagle
grim pecan
vocal dew
grim pecan
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holy paragraph batman

polar tide
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i cant see her ever getting more than just maybe touchups

still bluff
polar tide
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to the sprite

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she really doesnt need it

still bluff
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that makes sense, yep

late eagle
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Scal sprite is really good, the brothers too

lyric trellis
drifting furnace
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and poltergeist needs a new sprite haha.

grim pecan
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for this server i basically just wrote a book

late eagle
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My goat

drifting furnace
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Again which artists sre still spriting?

deft lily
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meow

polar tide
lyric trellis
grim pecan
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i choose to believe they're not real

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i see you done

fathom girder
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They're not

lyric trellis
vocal dew
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Welp me dip now cya...

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Nice chatting...

solemn crest
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Bring back the scal moons! 😡😡😡

solar hare
drifting furnace
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What is the role of a lead artist? Is it like one person is mainly designing everything?

polar tide
lyric trellis
cunning sequoia
drifting furnace
late eagle
cunning sequoia
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cancelled for slinging slurs like that

solar hare
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it hasnt existed for like 4 years

drifting furnace
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Every timestamp is referring back to 2021 xD

polar tide
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i don't know what "lead artist" for calamity would entail

cunning sequoia
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an artist who uses lead

still bluff
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sprite review

lyric trellis
late eagle
solar hare
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good thing garbos opinions are not important

drifting furnace
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Besides calamity wiki is there another source dedicated to oficiall calamity artwork / visual ideas?

late eagle
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Garbo how do you feel being the envoy of tofu

late eagle
polar tide
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no

late eagle
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I want one

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:(

polar tide
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im fucking busy

late eagle
cunning sequoia
drifting furnace
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On wiki I only see artwork by Nitro, Ianis, IbanPlay. I think all left right?

polar tide
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all dead yes

solemn crest
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Calamity fandom wiki is reputable af

late eagle
cunning sequoia
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no thats

solemn crest
cunning sequoia
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not what it says

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i like this guy

late eagle
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Wait I completely misread lol

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OMG I REALLY CAN'T READ

still bluff
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calamity fans when reading comprehension

late eagle
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IM A CALAMITY FAN NOOOOOO

cunning sequoia
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[media] fans when reading comprehension

still bluff
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mostly calamity tho

drifting furnace
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I am quite confident for the dev progress. I mean since 2025 there do was a chaotic phase but I think if the team is structired again the developement could be faster than ever. Also 2.1 was great.

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My only worries and I have to be open here is that the sprites might not reach the same level as the exo or calamitas ones. I do think there are very talented artists here but these sprites style are very special for me.

still bluff
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at least you just outright said it this time :p

deft lily
solemn crest
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Umbara poor now?

deft lily
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those who know

solemn crest
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What has this world become

deft lily
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I think my membership is still active im just too lazy to disconnect and reconnect my patreon and discord accounts

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I lost it bc I left the server (short mental break)

solemn crest
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Ahh

deft lily
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byeah

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still
those who know

late eagle
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Desert scourge will be peak too

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Fat tailed gecko guy

cunning sequoia
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i imagine people will appreciate yharon's new sprite more once they see it animated

polar tide
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people already appreciate yharons new sprite

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new yharon is insane

cunning sequoia
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yeah ofc

polar tide
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our spriters are insane

cunning sequoia
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but i still see some scepticism

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mostly to how he'd look in motion

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which will hopefully be dashed once he's... actually in motion

drifting furnace
still bluff
solemn crest
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New Yharon is peak

deft lily
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like why do you think the current spriters aren't any good

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cuz thats what that message seems to imply

solemn crest
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Have you seen the divine swine animation?

still bluff
solemn crest
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It’s so fluid

polar tide
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yo mama so fluid

cunning sequoia
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genger fluid

polar tide
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yo mama so fluid she changes her shape to fill the shape of the container which holds her!

solemn crest
still bluff
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never change calmain

polar tide
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did you just fucking call me calmain

cunning sequoia
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calmainmassacre

deft lily
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thats fucking messed up bro

still bluff
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yea what are you gonna do about it

late eagle
solemn crest
late eagle
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We have spriters as good as them here

deft lily
late eagle
deft lily
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let me put it that way

drifting furnace
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I said might not resch the same level and I said there are very talented artists. Never directly said they are bad or so. But the exo mechs and calamitas are so insanely well done I have the "worry" that not everyone can overcome this level. Its just a neutral opinion I dont say the artists are bad. They are good maybe very good but maybe not at the same level and its a assumption idk how great the sprites will be :D. Maybe even better. I dont want to be disrespectful the vocabulary I used is very important.

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Never said they are bad or so.

deft lily
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👍

late eagle
drifting furnace
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good or bad is a wide spectrum good can be good or insanely amazing

deft lily
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🔪

still bluff
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ok

drifting furnace
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But srry I dont want to start a discussion i just think maybe I do said sth not nice i am very sorry.

deft lily
solemn crest
# polar tide

Dude where the actual hell do you find these gifs bruh

cunning sequoia
late eagle
still bluff
polar tide
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it conveys so mcuh fucking hatred

solemn crest
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Aww ma

cunning sequoia
solemn crest
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Now I have a bunch of horse images saved for no reason

pseudo vector
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once we get cooking

drifting furnace
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Again thanks every dev for even making this journey possible :). Big THANKS to every dev and community member.

earnest jewel
solemn crest
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^me looking at my saved photos

stuck kite
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what's that

late eagle
solemn crest
deft lily
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lets leave the horses to the past

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and look to a better future

polar tide
solemn crest
late eagle
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Is ozzatron still Anakin Skywalker

deft lily
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he always has been

late eagle
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That was so funny

drifting furnace
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Are you all dev or just community members?

late eagle
solemn crest
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I’m just here

deft lily
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sso tomorrow

late eagle
deft lily
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/j

polar tide
still bluff
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not all devs!!!

polar tide
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stfu

late eagle
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People with white roles are broke

drifting furnace
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I am new to discord never use it I am a bit overwhelmed haha

solemn crest
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Oh yeah doesn’t admin override dev or something?

drifting furnace
earnest jewel
polar tide
stuck kite
deft lily
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im color blind and I see that I have an orange name

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trust

late eagle
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I should get an orange name

drifting furnace
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what does sso mean? Sunken Sea Update?

still bluff
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this is my secret power

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i can spy on the uers

late eagle
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I won't do anything for calamity I just like the color

deft lily
late eagle
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SSO brainrot

solemn crest
deft lily
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yeah erm sso is actually the next update. Take what I say seriously

polar tide
cunning sequoia
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you're the pancakes here

drifting furnace
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Oh kk 🙂 I heard sso was paused but I understand the choice. I would just love to have a basic info what is overall being worked on :). But I think this can put stress on the devs.

deft lily
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🥞 here alex

solemn crest
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Brainstorm when?

still bluff
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tomrorow

deft lily
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Brainstorm (almost) two months ago

stuck kite
late eagle
earnest jewel
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Calamitas Clone resprite in 2047.

pseudo vector
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2 months since brainstorm already is kinda crazy

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time flies

deft lily
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yeah

grim pecan
solemn crest
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-# it’s been two months since the brainstorm brainrot???

drifting furnace
late eagle
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I think so

drifting furnace
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k would be cool

late eagle
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Idk it's not out yet lol

pseudo vector
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we’ll have info for you when we’re ready

deft lily
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I think i should write a newsletter and talk about how great cats are

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would be so peak

solemn crest
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I think you should

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Mods, dev this guy

still bluff
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april fools! we didn't write a newsletter, so here's umbara talking about cats for 500 page

late eagle
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I should write a newsletter talking about how great my dog is

solemn crest
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I think I should write a newsletter on uhh

drifting furnace
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But you said Nitro was inactive for a few years. Didnt he create the wyrm sprite not long ago?

polar tide
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that was heart

deft lily
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nitro left recently iirc

drifting furnace
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what does iirc mean? Im German srry haha

polar tide
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"if i remember correctly"

drifting furnace
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oh okay thanks

earnest jewel
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Isn't it 'recall'?

deft lily
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potato potato

late eagle
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Pfft no lol

solemn crest
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Same meaning

polar tide
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its the same fucking thing man

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i'll kill you

earnest jewel
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Is it? Or are you recalling wrong?

deft lily
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bruh

solemn crest
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“Isn’t it recall?” nerd_finger

deft lily
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🤓

stuck kite
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erm ackshually

late eagle
polar tide
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i'm Remembering that i'm going to perform back alley abdominal surgery on you

solemn crest
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He’s gonna… carnymassacre you???

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Yippee! Can we go bowling after?

polar tide
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no

earnest jewel
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My abdomen isn't in the back, silly.

deft lily
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alex on his way to carny massacre all over the place

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🗣️ 🔥

earnest jewel
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You would have to do front alley surgery.

polar tide
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im carnying hrhgnrngrgnrg im carnying my shit rn

solemn crest
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Why would you do surgery in an alley?

drifting furnace
solemn crest
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Seems unsanitary

late eagle
still bluff
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never fear, carny massacre is here

solemn crest
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Carny be carnying in cal update 🤷‍♂️

polar tide
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she carny my massacre till i alex

late eagle
earnest jewel
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When will they add baseball bats so we can 'convince' Town NPCs to lower prices?

late eagle
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Leegrid mount

still bluff
#

tomorrow

late eagle
#

Leegrid toilet

polar tide
late eagle
solemn crest
#

Drink pilk

late eagle
#

Better drink lemonade

#

Lemonade is good

grim pecan
#

(/j)

solemn crest
#

Pilk >>>

earnest jewel
grim pecan
#

FUCK

solar hare
#

you can delete it yourself!

solemn crest
#

We’re so done

still bluff
#

no

#

that's done

solemn crest
#

Oh

solar hare
#

ok bye

solemn crest
#

We’re so

late eagle
solar hare
#

yall suck

grim pecan
#

:(

drifting furnace
#

Like I heard the main overhalls are the sunken sea and abyss rework or is this wrong? And then new endgame content is planned? I mean dev goals can always change but thats what I heard.

solar hare
#

not you sunny you're awesome

still bluff
#

it's specifically me

earnest jewel
solar hare
#

good catch

hasty hawk
late eagle
solemn crest
late eagle
#

Probably when they start talking about boss rush

drifting furnace
grim pecan
#

are you familiar with the future content doc?

drifting furnace
#

yeah!?

late eagle
#

Read the pins

drifting furnace
#

Oh never heard about it tbh

grim pecan
#

.

drifting furnace
#

what are pins? Like I said I am very new on dc haha

drifting furnace
#

thanks!!

polar tide
#

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

#

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DRAEDON PLUSHIE JUST SHIPPED

still bluff
#

PEAK

late eagle
#

CINEMA

polar tide
#

IM NEVER KILLING MYSELFFFFFF

stuck kite
#

YESSS

urban cloak
late eagle
#

NEVER GIVE UP

earnest jewel
late eagle
#

I want a draedon plushie but I'm just too broke to buy one

#

And I live in brazil

earnest jewel
#

Since it doesn't matter now.

urban cloak
#

were three broke

drifting furnace
#

legendary

#

haha

earnest jewel
grim pecan
late eagle
grim pecan
late eagle
#

You can't unsee it anymore...

#

He's in your walls

urban cloak
still bluff
#

fryzahh is summoned any time someone mentions the future content doc

late eagle
#

That's exactly what happened

#

Scooge

#

Why is scog typing in cut

vivid hemlock
#

hi i just finished backreading

#

future content doc mention

wise bolt
late eagle
#

Welcome

still bluff
#

we don't need 2 of them

earnest jewel
#

We need a past content doc.

cunning sequoia
wise bolt
still bluff
#

garbo, envoy of tofu

late eagle
#

I really should play rain world again

cunning sequoia
#

i love being cringe it makes me happy

wise bolt
#

becoming astral signus

#

go my envoy

late eagle
#

Become my envoy

#

Envoy of lemonade

#

And Brazilian miku

still bluff
#

ok it's 1am and i've been playing celeste for 4 hours straight i need to sleep

#

gn cut

deft lily
#

bye

polar tide
#

i stayed up playing silksong and now its 6:53 am and i have class at 9:30 :)

wise bolt
#

nini

late eagle
#

Bye

deft lily
#

for once i didnt stay up all night

drifting furnace
#

so the doc looks very interesting and promising, now it means just wait for it to appear.

deft lily
#

and then it rained

urban cloak
still bluff
#

i have 4 levels left in the strawberry jam advanced lobby 🙏

deft lily
#

and I was like 🛌

cunning sequoia
#

i gotta play strawberry jam

still bluff
#

true

grim pecan
still bluff
#

most of the levels are peak

#

some of them fucking suck XD

cunning sequoia
#

JOIN MY CRU

still bluff
#

SIGNUS

wise bolt
#

JOIN MY CRU

deft lily
#

:D

late eagle
deft lily
#

the cru is kinda cringe ngl

grim pecan
#

now if you'll excuse me i need to get back to playing hsr

wise bolt
deft lily
wise bolt
#

points at you andlaughs

deft lily
#

;-;

drifting furnace
#

I am currently on my first calamity playthrough. With Infernum and Wrath of the gods / Hunt of the old god snd catalyst. As a Elden Ring enjoyer I needed infernum because of its great cinemetic fights. I am currently before plantera I hope it will be great :D.

#

But ngl till now calamity is insane already like the abyss or hell biome it looks very polished and pleasing

wise bolt
still bluff
#

No???

wise bolt
#

OH MY GOD

deft lily
#

?? signus burger

wise bolt
deft lily
#

no way

late eagle
#

YES

still bluff
deft lily
#

signus burger

pseudo vector
#

WAIT MY DRAEDON IS BEING SHIPPED TOO LIKE ACTUALLY

agile latch
#

I want to mon hun and sprite but college economy

still bluff
grim pecan
wise bolt
pseudo vector
#

i can't wait to throw him at a wall and punt him into the stratosphere

#

it says he's gonna be here may 7th

still bluff
#

I suppose I cant talk with my crippling addiction to 2d platformers of all types

drifting furnace
polar tide
#

yes

late eagle
still bluff
still bluff
#

I still need to lock in for a while and actually play the game

deft lily
pseudo vector
#

i can't wait to get my chud hunchback son

drifting furnace
#

I think its quite funny but I actually bought my first pc a month ago just for calamity haha.

deft lily
#

I did not get a signus or dradeon plushie

#

🥀

drifting furnace
#

only for calamity tbh haha

polar tide
wise bolt
#

i wanted a sig plush but i don't have money

polar tide
#

or is it like

wise bolt
#

wistful sigh

polar tide
#

is it like this

still bluff
#

The only merch I've ever bought from any game is a rain world artificer plushie

#

Except i have 2 of them

wise bolt
#

if i ever get any merch ever

urban cloak
#

cd is gonna get that draedon plush and have him hanging from the ceiling like a pinata

wise bolt
#

^it iwll be that thing

still bluff
#

I would buy a deus plush

deft lily
#

True

still bluff
#

Got to redesign him first tofu

pseudo vector
#

i'm gonna use him as my personal punching bag

wise bolt
wise bolt
#

ozzatron i need my wormlet

#

my son

still bluff
#

Ozzatron release tofu worms

deft lily
still bluff
#

I would put a deiling on the fridge

wise bolt
#

fridge worm 😭😭😭

thorny fjord
deft lily
#

ok im tired can someone shoot me in the face

wise bolt
thorny fjord
#

The new one?

#

Like the concept?

wise bolt
#

ywa

still bluff
#

The one tofu put in the game last night

thorny fjord
#

I believe I have

#

Oh wait last night

wise bolt
#

bro has seen it

thorny fjord
#

Then no

deft lily
#

urggh

still bluff
#

Yea it was released like 12 hours ago

wise bolt
#

fr

cunning sequoia
#

dues

thorny fjord
#

I believe this without any questioning

#

Can't boot up till I'm done with work, and I just started so sadly I can't see new deus

pulsar cobalt
#

day oose

thorny fjord
#

Tragic

wise bolt
#

😞

still bluff
#

Unfortunately no coders were available, so its the exact same fight
The lasers were retextured to deilings tho

wise bolt
#

go my shitlings

pulsar cobalt
#

thats fire

drifting furnace
#

About what are you talking? A boss?

pulsar cobalt
#

u should send the video but with a giant censor bar over deus

#

so we can see the deilings

vivid hemlock
#

if you turn off gores and kill deus its just a bunch of shit clouds

deft lily
#

bleh

drifting furnace
#

oh srry just saw it was a very old comment haha

deft lily
#

I feel useless without my patreon role.

wise bolt
deft lily
#

fucked up economy we live in

agile latch
#

Shady salesman

vivid hemlock
#

salesman...

deft lily
#

salesman

agile latch
#

This user knows the salesman?

drifting furnace
still bluff
#

Thats really horrible triangle

deft lily
#

just no

agile latch
#

How do the users thought you would be able to get ragebait, trusty old rod, bacon oil..

pulsar cobalt
vivid hemlock
pulsar cobalt
#

and its never elaborated on

polar tide
drifting furnace
vivid hemlock
#

have not i chosen you piggies, and one of you is a salesman?

drifting furnace
#

I was shooted back 1 year in time 🙂

solemn crest
#

Pig update is so cool I wish pigs were real SAD

split ginkgo
#

Jesse faden we need to work on calamity

agile latch
#

Except at night sometimes a evil cloaked shady merchant figure will appear in your town and offer you rare goods that rotate in a cycle

split ginkgo
#

Jesse faden as a npc pls

agile latch
#

( the cloaked merchant for sure isnt a pig and a mammoth on top of each other with a cloak hiding it )

vivid hemlock
#

🔥

late eagle
agile latch
#

Yea

vivid hemlock
#

triangle why are you still ryujin lmao

agile latch
#

In this case the bacon oil salesman

agile latch
#

And on class

split ginkgo
#

hi triangle

pulsar cobalt
#

vanillin you need to put this on the future content doc pronto

late eagle
#

It's funny tho

vivid hemlock
pulsar cobalt
#

cooking the salesman...

still bluff
vivid hemlock
#

the salesman will only be allowed in once there is something to associate with it (a sprite)

pulsar cobalt
#

🔥

vivid hemlock
agile latch
#

Since ozz already revealed hog wild update is real

#

I dont mind talking about salesman

strong isle
late eagle
#

Why the bacon oil salesman is not in the doc

still bluff
#

Triangle is for once being wholly serious

split ginkgo
#

Hog ridahhhhhhhhh

agile latch
#

peepowegud but yea cal is getting a new npc

late eagle
#

Is it a secret from the red nation

agile latch
still bluff
#

True

vivid hemlock
#

okay finally i dont have to pretend i dont know who the salesman is

#

phew

split ginkgo
#

Hog ridahs in cal finally

agile latch
#

Salesman is his placeholder name but it problably will be kept

still bluff
#

The hogposting despite the proximity to silly day is real

pulsar cobalt
#

no more needing to lie to the nation on what the next update is about

solemn crest
agile latch
#

His wares are still called "the potion", the concotion

late eagle
drifting furnace
agile latch
#

So him being The Salesman

cunning sequoia
#

is the potion sinister

agile latch
#

Work

late eagle
#

Next update is the jade palace silly

agile latch
#

The concoction? Its basically necro armor set on a consumable

vivid hemlock
#

immortality bolus when

agile latch
#

Potion that heal you to full health without cooldown

#

But start a 20 seconds ( values still being defined ) timer and once this timer hits 0

split ginkgo
#

Jesse faden vanity set

#

Where is it

agile latch
#

The pig toll comes and you die

solemn crest
#

Potion that mirrors the screen

still bluff
#

Hey now we can make necro armor more interesting

agile latch
#

The other salesman content you will see when hog wild gets real

#

Bacon oil is peak ingame

still bluff
#

He will sell horrible things

agile latch
#

Only tip i will give is slime god

split ginkgo
#

HAWG RIDAH OIL

solemn crest
#

Hogstorm

agile latch
#

True

solemn crest
#

Hog rain confirmed???

agile latch
#

For 1.4.5 ye

#

When pigs can fly event

vivid hemlock
#

btw piggy townpet is seperate from salesman right...

pulsar cobalt
#

you know how 1.4.5 had a bunch of boulder content

agile latch
#

Flying pigs fall down from the sky, the player gets max luck for the entire day

solemn crest
#

Truly holy

pulsar cobalt
#

calamity will have its own 1.4.5 but instead of boulders its different kinds of pigs

solemn crest
#

Divine, if you will

split ginkgo
#

Supreme Hoglamitas

pulsar cobalt
#

hogs, swine, piggies

#

so many of them

agile latch
#

Wait

#

666

urban cloak
#

😨

twin juniper
#

Horrible

pulsar cobalt
#

the hogs number...

agile latch
still bluff
#

Threatening reaction count

solemn crest
#

Horrible?

late eagle
#

Mom I'm scared 😨

urban cloak
#

alright whos the funny guy who unreacted

#

nvm its back 😊

twin juniper
#

The air is getting horrible around you

pulsar cobalt
#

dw i reacted so its back to 666

agile latch
#

Fryzah use your mod powers

#

And ban the person who ruins the 666

#

Legitimate usage of it

pulsar cobalt
#

had to unreact cuz someone brought it to 667...

urban cloak
#

yes sir 🫡

agile latch
split ginkgo
#

67 💀

solemn crest
#

Goodbye boys gone

pulsar cobalt
#

youre all brainrotted

solemn crest
#

Brain rot ❌
Brain storm ✅

split ginkgo
#

People already know theres a pig enemy in vanilla wielding a chainsaw

solemn crest
#

Calamity Steam page when?

split ginkgo
#

Rofl

pulsar cobalt
agile latch
#

An iq too hogh

solemn crest
vivid hemlock
#

wait lmao the hogdate might change the mod icon, will this happen...

#

itd be so funny

solemn crest
#

It should be a front facing hog

pulsar cobalt
#

the old rule was for every major update but the concept of major updates is kinda dead now i think

solemn crest
#

Call me a cal update

#

The way I’m… horrible…ing the hog?

urban cloak
late eagle
thorny fjord
solemn crest
#

The way I’m… horrible… with hogs?

strong isle
thorny fjord
late eagle
#

Bro almost got taken to the hog council

deft lily
#

Oops ping

strong isle
#

Hello

#

I don't mind getting pinged

deft lily
#

o

#

hru

drifting furnace
#

Guys have a nice day! See u

placid ocean
solemn crest
#

I’m uhh

#

Roasted

agile latch
#

Problably just changing the little icon than the full on mod icon

#

The little logo that is a brain rn

agile latch
hasty hawk
barren nacelle
#

Wugh… what happened yesterday

#

I have a weirdly equine memory but otherwise it’s all a haze

frail owl
#

🐴

urban cloak
#

must've all been a strange dream...

solemn crest
#

Not really sure, but let’s not beat a dead horse and move on

hard hearth
#

i vaguely remember a great horse war happening

solemn crest
#

Nay, I don’t think that happened

still bluff
#

Probably just some horseplay

deft lily
#

/j

solemn crest
#

Dang my voice is kinda hoarse

#

Allergies be bodying me

kindred fox
#

There is no horse in calamity server

solemn crest
#

I don’t think there ever has been

hasty hawk
late eagle
still cobalt
stuck kite
#

things appear to be stable

hasty hawk
late eagle
#

the piggy will live in your walls

stuck kite
#

well yeah the stable already occupies horses where else are they gonna live

stuck kite
#

rent free in your head, maybe

late eagle
#

I ate all of them

twin juniper
#

How about the elephant

tawdry vine
late eagle
#

Eleumphant

stuck kite
#

stuck in ice

tawdry vine
late eagle
#

No

#

Why are y'all talking about horses they don't exist

#

Iirc the elephant is an accessory right

#

I wonder what this thing will do

agile latch
#

The eleumphant is the new

#

Ice shrine item

#

Accesory yea

#

There will be a teaser of it in newsletter so you will get more knowledge

#

Knowledge hedgehog

late eagle
#

Isn't that the first time we are getting a spoiler in the newsletter? I like that

dusty tinsel
#

My dog ate the newsletter

deft lily
#

day ruined

mystic eagle
#

Mammoth

deft lily
#

🦣

twin bloom
tribal isle
rough vine
#

was the doc reformatted again

earnest jewel
#

It achieved enlightenment.

deft lily
#

🦣

twin bloom
#

Those who glow

solemn crest
#

🌟

high scaffold
#

I wish upon more ranger reworks and changes after playing it for a bit

#

A lot of weapons either entirely convert any ammo or have musket balls/wooden arrows as the ultimately best option

amber egret
dull heart
#

who said it was dead

amber egret
#

two shrine items in one shrine

dull heart
#

who said it had to be in the shrine still

#

I don't know what the plan for leash is, but jumping straight to "it's dead" is a big jump

amber egret
#

i mean i know it as “yet another ram mount” and i know tundra leash as “Old”

rotund venture
#

it is getting moved to a rimehound drop I think

summer shore
#

like some kind of old.... duke .....

dull heart
#

some kind of

#

chill...et...

amber egret
#

some kind of....... Tundra Leash

solemn crest
#

blargh

amber egret
#

RAHHHHHH

solemn crest
steel pike
#

whar happened to horace

#

its gone…

#

😢

dusty tinsel
#

What are you talking about

vagrant wind
#

mama im a criminal

solemn crest
dusty tinsel
#

Shroomble