calamity-update-talk

[blazing field]

that is unironically Bad

[polar tide]

is fluffy not theythem

[blazing field]

do not turn this into a conspiracy theory moodboard

[amber egret]

im not Legitimately taking their words as gospel

[blazing field]

FUC sorry

[distant raft]

everything devs say will be added to the future doc please do not resist

[polar tide]

kill.... middle ricardo...

[amber egret]

im taking their words as uuuuuh

[polar tide]

Kill...

[amber egret]

star signs. i guess??

[blazing field]

dont kill middle ricardo

ricardo middle

[dull heart]

everything fluffy said is real

[amber egret]

like how the romans look at the stars

[blazing field]

coupon. hair

[solemn crest]

Blargh

[blazing field]

dude i feel so bad i consistently call people who are theythem he sometimes cuz i just default to he alot. ....

[vivid hemlock]

new calamity whips: the Bastthorn and Snapbast

[blazing field]

mainly because i like calling funny creatures he or him

so it kinda just stuck

[daring zenith]

Horse

[blazing field]

i look at a lizard and i go Look at him.

[amber egret]

ive been trying to default to they/them but i slip up and say he/him often

[polar tide]

jusr correct yourself and move on i prommy its not a big deal

[blazing field]

i know its not a big deal but damn dude i do it alot 😭 its making me embarassed

shits fucked

shits,

bristly

one could say

its bristly

[dull heart]

I default to not acknowledging other people exist

[blazing field]

get it because,

[vivid hemlock]

distort yourself

[blazing field]

into the book you go

[vivid hemlock]

😢

im going to have to kill 4 great siblings...

[deft lily]

calamity mod

[dull heart]

Bladedge railwhip when

[blazing field]

you should make rhe whip gun real

its a funny idea

[solemn crest]

I have resorted to using names bc sometimes I forget and if I don’t know what someone goes by I just call them by name until I hear someone else address them via pronouns lol

[blazing field]

and calamity needs more funnny ideas

not enough funny in this mod

[solemn crest]

I MADE CONCEPT ART OF THIS A WHILE AGO HOLD ON

[dull heart]

no funny allowed

[amber egret]

i would be perfect for that, but alas Calamity does not appreciate my delusional ramblings

[dull heart]

your lemon grenades must be entirely serious

[solemn crest]

I called it the Pistol Whip

[blazing field]

yeah see this is fire

[amber egret]

my Midas Prime but you throw guns instead of coins idea will rot.... sighhhh

[blazing field]

just a bunch of , pistols duct taped to a whip

[shut granite]

they should rem ove all the ultrakill references
that would be pretty funny

[solemn crest]

When you whip it fires bullets in random directions

[dull heart]

terraria is an entirely serious game with no humor at all we can't add a pistol whip

[blazing field]

hey dont do that the ultrakill references are really fun

[solemn crest]

They should remove the murasama I think that would be funny

[polar tide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711268703991365642/1483902084398059562/suggposting.gif

[blazing field]

remove the mgr ones instead

literally none of them are good

[distant raft]

i agree point blank was super fun can they bring it back

[blazing field]

name 1 mgr reference in calamity thats interesting or fun

[blazing field]

not that one ,

[dull heart]

Murasama (with overhaul)

[distant raft]

naming yourself jetstream sam to get a post dog weapon preboss

[fathom girder]

Point blank was the best mechanic in the entire mod tbh

[solemn crest]

Make me a dev I promise I will not implement the pistol whip 🤥

[blazing field]

thats an addon that dont count!!

[blazing field]

i am ricardo middle i agree

[fathom girder]

Thank you Ricardo middle

[polar tide]

i will add more ultrakill reference via dev item

[solemn crest]

“I’m going to ultrakill you!”

[fathom girder]

Oh, you decided to make the gabe swords your dev weapon?

[blazing field]

the best thing to come out of the murasama is that some of the dev variants are really funny

and also the ,

that one contest murasama thats just a gun

thats the best thing ever

[dull heart]

is my dev variant funny

[blazing field]

lowk should be the default itd be badass

[polar tide]

no but if people complain about ultrakill refernces then i will

[blazing field]

i dont remember what yours is

[distant raft]

i like the guts one

[fathom girder]

Peak

[blazing field]

thato nes cool too

[fathom girder]

Is it tobias's

[dull heart]

am I tobias

[solemn crest]

I had a friend named Tobias once

[distant raft]

i dont think we know who anyone is right now

[blazing field]

tobias's dev variant is awesome.

its like one of the best ones

[dull heart]

proof?

[blazing field]

i like shade's because its a pm reference

i also like the one thats just

muramasa

[distant raft]

who the fuck is an ennway they werent here yesterday

[dull heart]

???

[fathom girder]

Maybe

[distant raft]

clu

[fathom girder]

50% chancr

[amber egret]

i know ennways he's a musician but i dont remember what theyve done

[solemn crest]

AoE I believe

[dull heart]

they did samsara slicer

[fathom girder]

They've done crimes

[dull heart]

rework

[blazing field]

ewnway has been here for a p long while

[rose laurel]

WRONG PRONOUNS

[distant raft]

the joke is that i picked someone who idnt change for april fools

[blazing field]

theyre a programmer for cal i believe

[fathom girder]

DAMNITALL

[blazing field]

Don't think they do music for it?

[dull heart]

should have picked me then

[blazing field]

Might also do sfx, idk

I don't actually know what enway does besides programming

they do do music but idt they do music for cal specifically

made a cool mod called everware u guys should check it out

[solemn crest]

I should make an addon for cal that replaces all sounds in the game with my vocal impressions of the sound effects

[blazing field]

it has a cool eoc rework on it and some cool miscellaneous stuff

[amber egret]

heh

do do

[solemn crest]

[dull heart]

pov: using slithering eels vs duke fishron

[amber egret]

this image goes moderately hard

[solemn crest]

Slithering eels:

[dull heart]

wait cook

[solemn crest]

Hogse

[blazing field]

make love not war

[shut granite]

i should finally upload the wotm exos theme online on this sacred day

[amber egret]

where do you get these

[blazing field]

you should upload your hit theme for uh

, the poopshitters

new ccr event yepp

[solemn crest]

You should make a theme for horse

[vagrant wind]

google emoji combiner

[rocky dawn]

nsfw in MY horse mod server? It’s more likely than you think

[blazing field]

i didnt say anything about nsfw

youre weird

i am ricardo middle

[rocky dawn]

“make love”

[vagrant wind]

Thank you ricardo middle

[blazing field]

discord user discovers that love does not mean sex

[rocky dawn]

I am going to commit a cardinal sin

[blazing field]

youre welcome tiger from, discord

[rocky dawn]

sex

[blazing field]

this is cute

ricardo middle approves of this

have you guys ever had a snake coil around you like a scarf like that

i have

it was a ball python

chill girl

[hushed hazel]

friends

:D

[hushed hazel]

god i wish

[dull heart]

idr

maybe

[solemn crest]

Horsecano hehehe

[dull heart]

pigcano

[solemn crest]

Noooo!!!

[dull heart]

NO

[solemn crest]

I misclicked and it did that and omfg im laughing so hard

They just killed it

[distant raft]

update is being shipped

[dull heart]

do not combine horse with pink heart worst mistake of my life

[polar tide]

this is adorable actually aww theyre friends

[dull heart]

ok this is terrible

[tropic jolt]

the horrors

[solemn crest]

This is an amazing tool

[deft lily]

🐴

[distant raft]

it kinda sucks how horse is just used as horseshoe for half ofthe combos

[deft lily]

what? No! Dude!

[solemn crest]

NO HDD CXEAD HE CJIT STURK NY MIGNINT

[dull heart]

Zeebra

[deft lily]

we can finally be bees

for 30 years

[dull heart]

Yeah I was so sad when I tried horse butterfly

I wanted something like butterfly person

[deft lily]

lmao

[solemn crest]

Bundle of balloons update lookin peak

[dull heart]

do not click if you don't like bugs

[deft lily]

woag

[distant raft]

shame they dont have boar emoji

what the fuck

[dull heart]

This hog is so horrible I'm gonna die

This swine is so divine I'm gonna die

[distant raft]

within hog there is swine
within swine there is hog
neither may exist without the other

[amber egret]

isnt this a limbus

[distant raft]

vaguely

[solemn crest]

Crab cake

[distant raft]

funeral for the dead butterflies is one big butterfly for thehead

[solemn crest]

Oh

oh no

[dull heart]

HEY LOOK ITS THE BEST CHARACTER

[dull heart]

what on earth was this combined with

[amber egret]

spider

[solemn crest]

Spider bird

[lyric trellis]

Wow hi

[amber egret]

see if great sand shark was more this, id think it a bit better

[dull heart]

this one is good

[dull heart]

Tempest staff projectile

[lyric trellis]

Compensating for something image

[solemn crest]

Ilmeris

[dull heart]

Xerox

I find this one unreasonably funny

[iron dew]

so many cits

[solemn crest]

Plantera

[dull heart]

Old duke

[solemn crest]

Skeletron prime

[dull heart]

Destroyer

[lyric trellis]

I appreciate these Calamity bosses

[dull heart]

Twins

the hearts are lasers

[deft lily]

lol

[azure oak]

plaguebringer goliath

[solemn crest]

Crabulon

[dull heart]

Why's is every combo of 👄 kinda freaky crying

[vocal dew]

Goober getting a pat...

[dull heart]

Wall of Flesh

[foggy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-fast-sped-up-gif-14118322218505913859

[grave geyser]

This will be Valhalla enchant in 2030

[foggy walrus]

Truth nuke

[blazing field]

how hungry.

[solar hare]

bro got hacked by mrbeast

lmaoooooooo

get banned loser

[hasty tangle]

that isnt mrbeast...

[hushed hazel]

hard image honestly

[amber egret]

WAIT

ITS MRHORSE

DONT SHOOT

[blazing field]

everyman

[tropic jolt]

the horse hacker

[pearl matrix]

Horuse

[vagrant wind]

im not doing the other images this took too long

[hard hearth]

mmm not very hard

butterflies are very soft

easy to break

😊

[vagrant wind]

you're easy to break

[hard hearth]

try me.

[solemn crest]

(Because they’re made of butter)

[dull heart]

literally me irl

[hard hearth]

[wheat solstice]

i was so confused when look at this server again

[hard hearth]

Neigh

[boreal edge]

Has this been fact-checked

NO NOT THIS

FUCKKKK

[lyric trellis]

Yes

[median crater]

I hope they add the napoleon horse next update

[hasty tangle]

(we did find the answer like 2 years afterwards btw)

the horse is very much dead

[vivid hemlock]

adding yharim would make calamity problematic media

my source is the one above

[lyric trellis]

Beating a dead horse

[deft lily]

i think i should become Umbara, God of Honses

[signal sphinx]

neigh

[dull heart]

man

[solar hare]

finally its april second

[vagrant wind]

wrong

[spice hound]

What are you talking about its been april second for 7 hours

[vagrant wind]

wrong

[solar hare]

your name is the wrong animal

[dull heart]

what are you talking about it's been april 1st for at least 7 hours

[spice hound]

[halcyon seal]

🎠

[late eagle]

Horse of wisdom

[sand owl]

O! Horse of wisdom!

What is the tesseract root of 278?

[dusk bronze]

at least 1

[sand owl]

mr smartctionary over here

ok

[spice hound]

Whats 0 to the power of 0

[sand owl]

at least 🌫️

[spice hound]

Fogbound

[hollow harness]

Undefined

[sand owl]

everything in the fog is undefined

[spice hound]

Whats (8/5.345)^pi take 12i

[hollow harness]

what is the limit of (x-1)^(ln(x)) as x approaches 1

[spice hound]

Uhhhhhhhhh not pi i know that

[dusty tinsel]

At least 1

[hard copper]

i call it… the horsebound…

[spice hound]

“You weren’t supposed to be trapped in the fog, bound in Torment”
“Heh… I like that name”

[dusty tinsel]

Fogbound

[deft lily]

🐴

[hard hearth]

I call it...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/512451118778023968/717800547260039208/goda.gif?ex=69ceaf5a&is=69cd5dda&hm=9e94a1ec7b89e1837e707ac247b5f4863600421c7dd562e60e9db3c3a481f2bd&

[spice hound]

The fog is coming

[lyric trellis]

Fogbound our lord and savior

[spice hound]

Hogbound when

[vivid hemlock]

Fogbound is my god

[upbeat dagger]

🐴

[deft lily]

whar

[hard hearth]

yeah don't say things like that thank you

you could've easily edited the message instead of correcting it with a following message

[rose laurel]

TH1NGS L1K3 TH4T TH4NK YOU

[spice hound]

I was trying to be funny I’m sorry

[willow junco]

No

Horse

[deft lily]

do u see anyone laughing

[spice hound]

I’m sorry okay

[rose laurel]

YOU H4V3 NO R34SON TO B3 TH4T M34N

[deft lily]

hi user

[willow junco]

fhoi3fhiofiob23rbiobibinbFLK;Fbdbjsdjbdsfsbj3-312-312-321-y8942yy59284ewbuidg-4-6i9o-=457-y56

[deft lily]

[rose laurel]

WH4T

[lyric trellis]

Spitting

[halcyon seal]

🐎

[deft lily]

ok screw horse

🦣

[dusty tinsel]

wrong

praise the honse or i ban you

[dusty tinsel]

okay banning you

[deft lily]

[tropic jolt]

praise the mammoth

[hollow harness]

fuuuuuuuuck left click right click right click right click left click right click

[hard hearth]

?

[dull heart]

hello

it is i

[misty wren]

no...

[dull heart]

oh

who is it

[vagrant wind]

yes...

[misty wren]

:idk:

[vagrant wind]

i is it

[lyric trellis]

Ngl I keep thinking you’re done because of the pfp

[dusty tinsel]

sunny horse

[dull heart]

I'm so done core

[lyric trellis]

@solar hare do you agree

[solar hare]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[dull heart]

real

[solar hare]

that is the most offensive thing you have EVER said to me

and thats a bar

[dull heart]

lol

[dusty tinsel]

done and sunny are alts

[lyric trellis]

??

Both are dark and at night kinda

Ignore the finer details

[solar hare]

youre insane

[dusty tinsel]

they don't even look similar though

maybe if they were facing the same direction

[solar hare]

anyway sure

[lyric trellis]

If you squint your eyes and consider that they have orange roles

[dull heart]

it's true I look exactly like done if you close your eyes

[solar hare]

if sunny(doze) and i were to meet you wouldnt be able to tell the difference

[lyric trellis]

Probably true

[solar hare]

we are also clearly on the exact same spot on the utility vs would be cool axis

[dull heart]

true

[amber egret]

i honestly thought done was doze for at least a few seconds at first view

[deft lily]

[lyric trellis]

Obviously

[hard hearth]

[lyric trellis]

You support good ideas like auric baseball bat and the draconic swarmer

[solar hare]

you know me so well

[still bluff]

Done is a very serious developer

[dusty tinsel]

are any of the devs actually serious. Many i see are goofy gremlins sometimes

[earnest jewel]

I, John Johnathan Calamity, am the most serious Calamity Mod Mod Developer.

[solar hare]

this is obviously a joke because of the person its coming from but whenever i do anything regarding development, my only objective is for it to go toward a healthier and better mod and i basically dont do anything for the memes or because its funny

not that theres anything wrong with that its just not my style at all

[dusty tinsel]

i am joking oviously

[solar hare]

i was referring to the evil and intimidating horse

[deft lily]

scary horse

[dusty tinsel]

i am goofy honse

done should join the horse gang before the day is over

[solar hare]

https://tenor.com/view/bojack-bojack-horseman-mirror-horse-gif-27481416

[rose laurel]

1 DO NOT M4K3 4NY JOK3S

1 4M 4 V3RY S3R1OUS D3V3LOP3R

[still bluff]

Terezi is a very deeply serious individual

[rose laurel]

TH4TS CORR3CT

[dull heart]

lol

[still bluff]

We're putting you back in the eternal box soon

[rose laurel]

WRONG

[deft lily]

whar

[rose laurel]

1 W1LL B3 B4CK

[earnest jewel]

Magcargo...

[terse dew]

Weird looking horse

#judging

[still bluff]

Really big horse

[vagrant wind]

really small horse

[solar hare]

its already over btw

been over for 2 hours and 21 minutes

[blazing field]

3 hours left for me

ricardo will be sealed away soon amdullilaha

[vagrant wind]

dones timezone doesnt exist

dont listen to him

[earnest jewel]

23 minutes, that's all I can spare to not be fooling around.

[still bluff]

Soon the horse will be contained

[earnest jewel]

And a new dawn...

[rotund venture]

same timezone

[dull heart]

what's over

[rotund venture]

the horrible no good day

[lyric trellis]

Nothing is over

[vagrant wind]

over is nothing

[dull heart]

What

[solar hare]

sorry for your loss

[rotund venture]

april fools in case you're actually asking and not messing with me

[still bluff]

We haven't had enough sparklenova this April fools tbh

[rotund venture]

soon the server will go back to normal and I can stop avoiding it

[lapis oak]

you are not avoiding it

[rotund venture]

I mean I haven't been here the entire day

[dull heart]

oh that explains a lot

[dull heart]

ture

[lyric trellis]

There’s never enough

[stuck kite]

internet april fools almost always lasts 36 hours or longer

tbf

universally a day that starts early and ends late

[pulsar cobalt]

this is why we should kill timezones

[deft lily]

true!

[pulsar cobalt]

so we can keep april fools to a crisp 24 hours

and kill anyone who doesnt abide by the rules

[dusty tinsel]

April fools lasts until we say so

[deft lily]

but make EST the objectively correct timezone

[rotund venture]

umbara you lost your auricness

tragic

[dusty tinsel]

Most of umbara's messages are him leaving and rejoining he is banned from it now /j

[deft lily]

nah you are correct

ive probably left and rejoined like 100 times now

the latest leave was a brief mental break

and i came back to 🐴

[still bluff]

I'd consider this a mental break tbh

[deft lily]

wdym

[dusty tinsel]

Well given you have left over 200 times somehow

[stiff light]

break ur mental

[deft lily]

🦣

[stuck kite]

🐫

[dusty tinsel]

this means you have joined over 200 times as well

[deft lily]

probably

but its fine

[dusty tinsel]

I literally just checked

[rotund venture]

if that is true that is insane

[deft lily]

i was uh
not mentally okay

gonna be rea

real

im doing better tho

[stuck kite]

yeah seems like it

[rotund venture]

no judgement I'm just stunned at the number

[dusty tinsel]

No one is judging I just found that odd lol

That the number is that high

[stiff light]

have u talked to someone abt it

[deft lily]

ye i have a therapist

[stiff light]

someone close

[deft lily]

• that yeah

[stiff light]

yea

[deft lily]

im prob on a bunch of ppls shit list atp and i dont blame them lol

they can think whatever tf they want at the end of the day

[stiff light]

hope u feel better

[deft lily]

thank u user

[dusty tinsel]

Mental health issues suck

[stiff light]

true

[deft lily]

yeah 😔

[dusty tinsel]

Good you are working on them

I know all about them

[frozen shore]

what the fuck

[deft lily]

better then to sit on my ass and double down constantly

thats for sure lul

[wicked temple]

i cant believe the carrion biome is happening

[deft lily]

nice april fools joke

oh hi azathoth

[wicked temple]

hiii

[lusty stirrup]

as in azathoth fargo mod?

[stiff light]

azy

[thorn pier]

ozzy

[deft lily]

[blazing field]

idk if this is a good thing to joke abt given what happened earlier

[deft lily]

? whar

[blazing field]

carrion biome thing was a april fools joke (?) where devs had their messages edited ot make it seem like they were talking abt some new carriom biome coming to calamity and there was some discomfort towards that

idk if it'd make anyone uncomfy to just joke abt it but just letting u kno

[deft lily]

sorry i had to look up carrion to see what it meant

yyyyeah

[hollow harness]

carrion? like carrion detonator staff from fables?

[rotund venture]

is it not just "corpse"?

the crimson is also a biome that is simply corpse

[deft lily]

idt thats what cheese is talking abt vro

unless that was a rage bait

[agile latch]

the carry on biome

[deft lily]

hi triangle

[hollow harness]

according to cambridge dictionary, carrion refers to dead or decaying flesh

uhh just like the crimson biome!

[wise bolt]

i miss my worm

[blazing field]

i fucking hate your worm i fucking hate you

Xx_MiddleRicardo_xX

i didnt realize

your

your banner

[wise bolt]

right before i was about to hit send bru

[wise bolt]

BHAHAHAHAHAAAHHH

[blazing field]

Xx_MiddleRicardo_xX

[wise bolt]

profile courtesy of @dull harbor my goat

[dull harbor]

HUEELP

hi bro

[blazing field]

This post i made on calart becomes significantly better with my current profile

[wise bolt]

HI BRO

HeLP

[dull harbor]

HUEELP

[dull harbor]

pich spawner

[wise bolt]

pich spawn egg. spawn 50 million pich

[polar tide]

i think it's unfunny and grating and obnoxious but if people absolutely must keep up this dumb bit for some reason then i'm not uncomfortable with it as long as they don't do that fucking stupid shit with editing dev messages again

[agile latch]

the desert scourge

[dull harbor]

too many

[wise bolt]

y worm

[dull harbor]

say xs-01 artemis and i might show up

[wise bolt]

[dull harbor]

wuermeeyyyy

[wise bolt]

hi bro

[dull harbor]

hibro

🏇

[wise bolt]

:(

[deft lily]

hello desert scoourg

[dull harbor]

whats wrong bro

the wuemy

[agile latch]

dehydration

[wise bolt]

the horse

[dull harbor]

HEELP

sorry bro

we're in a horse server today

[agile latch]

need to make my profile worse.. out of ideias

[blazing field]

understandable to find it unfunny or annoying but that does feel a bit harsh ,,,

[blazing field]

make it emo evangelion art

wait you have genshin gif as your pfp already

[blazing field]

thats better even

[polar tide]

sorry my patience has just run extremely thin with calmain funnymen types

[dull harbor]

tofu after i drink all his water supplies

[wise bolt]

myfuckignw ater

[wise bolt]

whos tofu

[dull harbor]

right you're togu

my bad

[wise bolt]

?????no

[hushed hazel]

blows up water with MIND

[blazing field]

-# understandable its just that thats my wife dont be mean to herrrr 😭

[dull harbor]

are you perhaps the perfect worm aquatic scourge

[blazing field]

saying this shit wtih the ricardo profile

gotta k, boar myself

[dull harbor]

give me some clues bro

[wise bolt]

its pudding get ti right

smh

[pulsar cobalt]

dig down

[dull harbor]

PDUDDIN

[polar tide]

?? who

[pulsar cobalt]

you will find more

[dull harbor]

im drinking all the water

[wise bolt]

azathoth

[blazing field]

Actually wait i have an idea

add like,

fancy symbols to your username

[polar tide]

if azathoth is not the person who was making and spreading the edited screenshots then my frustration is not directed towards her

[blazing field]

Yeha that wasnt her

she just made a carrion joke and i was letting her kno taht might not be a good idea

[wise bolt]

youre a carrion joke

[agile latch]

true

thankfully i had orbs in stock.. to be more evil

[deft lily]

fair tbh

some bits that go on here go way too far

[blazing field]

❈♡~Ryujin~♡❈

i got you triangle

[agile latch]

trully

[vivid hemlock]

divine piggy animations

[agile latch]

dia posted the flying ones already

[blazing field]

The hog thing makes me genuinely sad i was one of the first people to suggest the name horrible hog when triangle was working on the bad piggy sprite 😭 it was genuinely a good bit for a while but it just got really really overdone ,,, the update itself still seems cool though

[vivid hemlock]

yeah i9ts very good'

[blazing field]

having a whimsy unserious minor update is good for the economy

[vivid hemlock]

divine swine has longer wings now

[wise bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-baby-cat-coffee-cofffee-cat-sleeping-cat-gif-11793912039839338151

[deft lily]

yeah.

[wise bolt]

need to convince dev to make update tha does nothing but add

-# (joke

[pulsar cobalt]

dont joke about that, make it real

dont let your dreams be dreams

[deft lily]

a bit taken to the extreme is no longer a bit and its just people being grating

[wise bolt]

🛌💭

[deft lily]

im tired cna someone kill me

yawns .

[blazing field]

stabs you cutely

[vivid hemlock]

dont you punch ppl

[deft lily]

😴

[blazing field]

punches you cutely

[vivid hemlock]

[pulsar cobalt]

SHAKES YOU VIOLENTY TO WAKE YOU UP

[wise bolt]

die

[blazing field]

r we still getting da debblog tmr

[vivid hemlock]

gup if you want a trailer or crub if you want a newsletter

[hard hearth]

[wicked temple]

wtf happened

[blazing field]

the backreading mines

[vivid hemlock]

doomed to backread 2000 new messages in cut

[blazing field]

inb4 both

[polar tide]

it's not even as if i'm a super serious person or anything but i just do not gel with calmain's sense of humor and it ends up just irritating me more often than not

[blazing field]

we get a devblog, and theres a trailer on it

[dusk bronze]

literally nothing happened

[vivid hemlock]

yeah

[deft lily]

fair enough

[pseudo vector]

i'm too tired a lot of the time nowadays to comprehend cal main

so i just choose not to engage
which is why i haven't been around nearly as much lately

[polar tide]

outside of calmain i'm a shiteating circus goblin honking my bike horn and shit. and then i enter calmain and turn into a 45 year old divorced alcoholic

[agile latch]

was the devblog promissed for tomorrow

[wicked temple]

im not doing allat

[agile latch]

👨‍🦲

[rose laurel]

WHY 4R3 YOU FUR1N4

[deft lily]

whar

[polar tide]

if anyone promised it for tomorrow they were incorrect

[dusk bronze]

killing cheese for spreading misinformation

[rose laurel]

TH1S 1S UPS3TT1NG WHY 4R3 YOU FUR1N4

[polar tide]

i swear nobody was like "newsletter on april 2nd specifically" but i could have missed something i guess

[deft lily]

newsletter on april 2nd-

💥

[blazing field]

Didn't you say that

[rotund venture]

someone said it would be on the 1st, then someone else said the 2nd

[rose laurel]

N3WSL3TT3R N3V3R

[wicked temple]

carrion biome newsletter

[rotund venture]

gotta love calmain

[pulsar cobalt]

explodes you

[blazing field]

azzy 😭

[deft lily]

dude

[blazing field]

u missed me tagging ua bout this

and the entire convo under it

[lament wyvern]

why horse

[deft lily]

please stop with the carrion jokes

[dusk bronze]

🐴

[blazing field]

oh wait my bad

it was soon

[wicked temple]

is carrion biome problematic media

[blazing field]

not tommorow

[blazing field]

azzy please read what i mentioned you in

[hushed hazel]

yes

[blazing field]

genuinely

[wicked temple]

oh

[agile latch]

[rose laurel]

TR14NGL3

3XPL41N YOURS3LF

[dusk bronze]

Soon™

[blazing field]

Soon ™

[deft lily]

eh ive been in far worser places than cal main lmao

[agile latch]

the explaining

[blazing field]

same yeah

calmain is relatively tame based on my experiences

[tacit sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-cavalo-spin-meme-flip-gif-17331191

[blazing field]

at worst its kinda annoying sometimes

sometimes theres an outlier where people are actually just being fucking stupid but in average it's at worst people being kinda annoying

[deft lily]

ive said it before but the people who have weird one sided burning hatreds towards cal main are imo more annoying then most of the ppl actually in it

at least in my experience they have been

[wicked temple]

i generally dont rlly like calmain bc thjeres too many ppl

too public

[deft lily]

fair

[polar tide]

i don't exactly hate calmain or anything but being a dev makes it uniquely exhausting

[still bluff]

it becomes less exhausting again when you can kill people with hammers dw

[blazing field]

im a moderator but i suck ass at my job so its chill

/hj

im just like extremely casual about it i do not put that much effort into being a moderator

[polar tide]

maybe i should apply for the killing people with hammers ability then

[blazing field]

why would i this is a volunteer position and all i need to do is like

tell people ot fuck off when theyre being weird sometimes

[wicked temple]

who would u kill with hammers

[deft lily]

even during my phase where i hated cal main it was mostly due to certain people and certain behaviors i was witnessing being extremely irritating
no they will not be named

[blazing field]

or kill them if theyre being too weird

[rose laurel]

YOU DONT 1NT3R4CT 1N C4LM41N, YOU FOLLOW TH3 FLOW

[polar tide]

tofu is first

[blazing field]

the first person id kill would be jeremy from accounting

bitch ass jeremy

you know whoy ou are

[deft lily]

the first person i would kill is everyone

[misty wren]

first person id kill would be heathcliff

[blazing field]

Good.

[rose laurel]

TH3 F1RST P3RSON 1 WOULD K1LL WOULD B3 3V3RYON3 3XC3PT 4LL T3R3Z1S 4ND 4Z4Z3L

[still bluff]

first person i'd kill is terezi

[rose laurel]

FUCK YOU

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[deft lily]

woag

[wise bolt]

whos tofu

[still bluff]

OMG

[deft lily]

i miss astrum deus 😔

[blazing field]

sometimes i see people thinking they need to be like super responsible and dedicated as a moderator and i mean i respect the grind i guess but really all it feels to me is that its the same experience as not being a mod except now i have the power to tell people to fuck off when theyre brekaing the rules and being weird and have to check mod chat once in a while if nay important discussions are happening

[wise bolt]

deus fukcing sux

[deft lily]

WAHT

[wise bolt]

ds superior

[deft lily]

WHAT

[blazing field]

I am back

[deft lily]

no, dude....

😔

[wise bolt]

im right.

[blazing field]

i mean this guy has a point im ngl desert scourge solos

[vivid hemlock]

tofu isnt problematic media anymore

[blazing field]

i like it more than astrum deus

[wise bolt]

nod

[lyric trellis]

True?

[deft lily]

i mean, true but...
astrum deus...

😔

[blazing field]

im biased towards lizard

cuz i like lziards ...

[deft lily]

true actually

[wise bolt]

deus is a bum wht does he even do

[blazing field]

eat star

[deft lily]

he uhm

eat star ye

[blazing field]

shit out, star poop

[misty wren]

split in half

[wise bolt]

cringe

[lyric trellis]

Asking serious questions

[deft lily]

he uhm uhh

has a cool theme me thinks

[pulsar cobalt]

what does desert scourge even do? ask its children to fight for them?

thats like

[deft lily]

🦎

[pulsar cobalt]

problematic i think

[vivid hemlock]

tsuki youre a chud

[pulsar cobalt]

SHUT IT VANILLIN

[wise bolt]

YOURE problematic

[polar tide]

i tried to think about "who's my favorite worm in calamity" and i came to the heartbreaking realization that i don't particularly care about any of them.

[wicked temple]

is tofu problematic media

[still bluff]

i lvoe them all equally

[wicked temple]

also who is ponygrassacre

[deft lily]

killing you

[still bluff]

because there's nothing special about any of them

[wise bolt]

we arent friends anymore

wo the fuck is tofu and who do we keep mentioning them

[polar tide]

okay? idk who you are so why should i care

[blazing field]

i like storm weaver

[misty wren]

friend of notorious supervillain fooboe

[deft lily]

i like giant worm

[wise bolt]

bitch

[blazing field]

and i think despite being a bum devourer can actually be pretty interesting as a character if handled well

[polar tide]

devourer is funny

[grim pecan]

don't you dare disrepect my goat oarfish

[blazing field]

he already has a very. iconic. personality

for one

[wise bolt]

wtf...

[polar tide]

tbh i forgot to even consider devourer with the other worms because devourer is like. a guy

[blazing field]

I think with an extra bit of depth to his character and why hes Like That he could be pretty cool even if hell still be a shitass bum cuz thats just how he is

slandering him is fun

I already have some general headcanons of

why, devourer is, such a bitchass mfer

[wise bolt]

[grim pecan]

that fucking worm that i hate

[blazing field]

and it basically boils down to escapism from the fact hes a noxus . tool

[polar tide]

anyways i like thanatos

[blazing field]

power fantasy worm

homelander worm

[hard hearth]

im super serious and responsible and dedicated and

[blazing field]

Neigh

[rose laurel]

TH3 D3VOUR3R OD GODS 1S R34LLY 34SY TO WR1T3 B3C4US3 VR1SK4 3X1STS

[hard hearth]

i will ban anyone i feel like on sight

😊

[dusty tinsel]

replace all worm bosses with baby deus

[grim pecan]

can you ban me

[dusty tinsel]

the tofu one

[deft lily]

horses suck

[blazing field]

i mean i do genuinely really like the scourges

[rose laurel]

VR1SK4 1S JUST DOG

[deft lily]

mammoth better

[hard hearth]

say your last prayers

[blazing field]

but it feels unfair bcuz like

[deft lily]

🦣

[dusty tinsel]

no

[blazing field]

i like them because of their redesigns

or, planned redesigns, anyways

i think them being lizards is cool

cuz i like lizrds

[wise bolt]

[dusty tinsel]

how would tofu feel if all worms were replaced with baby deus

[wise bolt]

breaking character for like 1 min trying to genuinely slander deus is hurting my soul

im ggoing to start crying

[deft lily]

🫂

[rose laurel]

GOOD

[deft lily]

bruh

[blazing field]

so is it really fair to go "yeah i like these worms because theyre gonna trn into not worms"

thatss like, cheating i think

[lyric trellis]

The worms are all so cooked that one being an actual character makes it not a worm

[wicked temple]

i hate deus

[vivid hemlock]

slandering outdated content in this mod is why this heart still beats

[wise bolt]

my worm i mis him so much

[rose laurel]

YOUR T34RS W1LL M4K3 TH3 1NF3CT1ON FLOUR1SH

[wise bolt]

I WILL GLADLY WEEP THEN

[blazing field]

SLANDERING SLIME GOD

[dusty tinsel]

tofu in shambles right now

[wise bolt]

I MISS MY WORM

[deft lily]

who tf is tofu

[rose laurel]

S4Y1NG S3X UNPROMPT3D 1S TH3 R34SON TH1S H34RT ST1LL B34TS

[polar tide]

thanatos is good worm because him robot worm

[wicked temple]

@wise bolt who is tofu

[vivid hemlock]

oh my god i cant wait for that fucker to be remade genuinely

[deft lily]

whar

[rose laurel]

L1K3 R1GHT NOW

S3X

[wicked temple]

am i allowed to say kys in this server

[dusty tinsel]

no

[deft lily]

keep yourself safe

[wicked temple]

😔

[deft lily]

:D

[dusty tinsel]

why would you ask a dev that

[wise bolt]

we r getting euthanized

[dusty tinsel]

please don't say that smh

[rose laurel]

NO

[wicked temple]

i forgot mods exist

[rose laurel]

MY D34TH W1LL B3 V3RY P41NFUL

[wise bolt]

😞 my bad og

[blazing field]

its ok azzy u can tell her that in dms

[dusty tinsel]

okay i am sending you to the phantom zone

[dusty tinsel]

i was talking to az

[blazing field]

hey everyone

lets get together

[wise bolt]

oh

[blazing field]

and tell terezi that in dms

join me!

[wicked temple]

oh truwe

[deft lily]

tell them what

[dusty tinsel]

admins we have a rogue mod

[blazing field]

cant say it here

[deft lily]

oh

nah

im too nice

:D

[wise bolt]

[dusty tinsel]

desert scourge is indeed the best worm

[wise bolt]

through sniffles) i miss him

[dusty tinsel]

Biblically accurate draedon after playing video games for a whole week straight

[deft lily]

true

[blazing field]

i think the best worm is the unholy serpent

[deft lily]

i think dradeon would be an ultrakill player

idk why

[dusty tinsel]

The best worm is burrower

[deft lily]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[dusty tinsel]

All other worms aren't real

[rose laurel]

TH4TS NOT 3V3N TH3 B3ST PROF4N3D 3N3MY

[wise bolt]

[rose laurel]

YOUR3 FORG3TT1NG TH3 COCKRO4CH Y344444444H TH3 FUCK1NG COCKRO4CH

[late eagle]

Where's the horses

[deft lily]

🪳

[dusk bronze]

look behind you

[late eagle]

That's more fitting

[dusty tinsel]

HONSE

[late eagle]

There's a mirror there wdym

[dusty tinsel]

You are the horse

[dusk bronze]

you were the horse all along..

[wicked temple]

hone

[late eagle]

Nah come on I'm a Pepsi twist bro

[dusty tinsel]

Xzier is now the god of snails

[late eagle]

How could I be a horse

[agile latch]

the roach

[dusk bronze]

boaring you

[late eagle]

I would never be a horse

[wise bolt]

look at this weird bug

[dusty tinsel]

That's not a bug that's a feature

[late eagle]

Creatura

[wise bolt]

a feature ? a creature feature ?

[dusty tinsel]

Todd Howard probably

[wicked temple]

add this to

calamity

[late eagle]

A bug carrying a box?

Actually it's kinda peak...

[boreal edge]

Overworked

[pearl sentinel]

azathoth awowaaaa hi seasons greetings

[wicked temple]

hello !

[pearl sentinel]

how are you !

[wicked temple]

cry about it

[wicked temple]

im APPY

[late eagle]

Hi bunny

[pearl sentinel]

wow . inspiring!

[wicked temple]

mhm

[wicked temple]

hi pepsi

[wicked temple]

are u also appy

[late eagle]

More like p

[wicked temple]

p

[late eagle]

I'm so p rn

[pearl sentinel]

not particularly !

[wicked temple]

oh why

[pearl sentinel]

a lot but not smth to talk about in a space tbh

[late eagle]

Your pfp is cool as hell btw

Digimon fans are rare here

[pearl sentinel]

thx

[wicked temple]

meow

[wicked temple]

gives u an acorn

[late eagle]

mrow

[grave rock]

is there a horse now?

[late eagle]

Hose

Hor

orse

[dusty tinsel]

Honse

[tropic jolt]

THE HORSE IS ON THE MOVE

[quasi plume]

hor

[gleaming finch]

https://tenor.com/view/honse-away-go-gif-21374022

[late eagle]

The horse rejects you

[gleaming finch]

Damnit

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-17006273006060164916

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-kitten-trying-to-get-up-struggle-gif-23584320

[wise bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-baby-cat-coffee-cofffee-cat-sleeping-cat-gif-11793912039839338151

[dull harbor]

so true

[deft lily]

steamhappy

[tropic jolt]

mrbest

[dull heart]

Horse

[cerulean plinth]

Horse

[late eagle]

Horse

[dusk bronze]

Horse

[cinder mural]

Horse

[thorn pier]

Horse

[dusty tinsel]

Honse

[hidden ridge]

Joe mama

Ban this goofy goober

[whole mulch]

lizzo music

[grim pecan]

honse

[grave geyser]

dissagree

[clever roost]

horses of calamity

[hybrid pasture]

so glad they made horses real just for today.

[vagrant wind]

I wish horses were real

[hidden ridge]

I’m so hungry I could eat a….

[dull heart]

hamburger

[dull heart]

who on earth are you

[terse dew]

capitulation

[vagrant wind]

[grave rock]

so

did the horse shit not mean

anything

[vagrant wind]

it meant everything

[lyric trellis]

Bye horse

[dull heart]

bye

[tropic jolt]

the horse sinks past the horizon

goodbye horse

[dull heart]

no more horse

[ionic folio]

👋 🐴

[vagrant wind]

now everyone will have to go back to spamming hogposts again

[still bluff]

no more horsing around.

[dull heart]

I'm surprised nobody here (who didn't already see it from another server) ever said anything about my swap

[dull heart]

my swap did work on triangle though

[dusky hinge]

ts so hard. mind if I screenshot?

[ionic folio]

You may

[dull heart]

well happy april

[still bluff]

the xeroc theories were right all along

[lean relic]

@azure oak Is this true

[tropic jolt]

HE ATE THEM

[boreal edge]

This will have a seismic impact on Calamity development

[frozen horizon]

Where's the cow option?

[vocal kelp]

Is that some kind of dark sun

[amber egret]

i knew it!

i knew that door had a lock on it!

and all of yall were trying to make me sound crazy!!

[native thistle]

No more hos

🐴

[jovial furnace]

where... where 🐴 ?

[still bluff]

i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

[solar hare]

horse? fabsol has been gone for almost a year

[split ginkgo]

We need a control-focused mod

In terraria

control as in the game control itself

[glossy oasis]

what the FUCK are you talking about DUDE

[still bluff]

ozzatron mod

[vocal dew]

Wouldn't that just be dragonlens...?

[vocal dew]

-# is this fucking ai...

[still bluff]

no

[vocal dew]

Phew...

[still bluff]

this is ozzatron calamity the main character of the game control

[vocal dew]

-# atp I am not gonna ask

Also who's ozzatron...

[still bluff]

owner of calamity

[vocal dew]

I see...

-# for some reason I thought yuh would be new lead idk why...

[still bluff]

yuh has a ton to do already, ozz was already basically fully managing the github and had been in the position of programming lead for a few years

[vocal dew]

Ah...