calamity-update-talk

[blazing field]

youre right

its mercury

game's over everyone you can go home

gotta speak english sorry

[young notch]

English only please, them’s the rules

[viral plaza]

my bad why horse update?

[hard hearth]

clearly it's galactica singularity

[blazing field]

april 1st

[young notch]

It’s an April Fools bit :p

[fathom girder]

horsestorm is the next update

[polar tide]

it is something that's ingame

your only hint

good luck

[blazing field]

Yeah but what i'm saying is that the information don't rly fit

Trying to think of what fits but like

[tired adder]

...is it divine geodes?

[polar tide]

you're gonna realize what it is and you're going to be like "oh fucking duh"

trust me

lol

[blazing field]

Dosen't really fit either

Origin is pretty obvious (Providence), no way it "ran all across the world a long time ago" given it's Providence, definitely wouldn't call it Dreams made real

its the fucking. hitlerite goddess amterial its more like nightmares made real dawg

[fathom girder]

it's actually slime god

[spice hound]

Energy cores?

[polar tide]

and 2 be clear im not like pranking you i genuinely do know what the passage is referring to cuz i talked about it with stip and it is something thats ingame and you are able to figure it out with the information given

[blazing field]

Wulfrum.

It's not Wulfrum.

[polar tide]

no its not fucking wulfrum

[blazing field]

It is Not fucking wulfrum.

[spice hound]

Living shards

[vivid hemlock]

guys dont you see its obviously talking about auric ore

[pulsar cobalt]

electric
exists underground
looks cool

yea i can see it

[spice hound]

Its clearly luminite since dreams=night=moon

[blazing field]

Unpredictable? Maybe yeah
Gorgeous? Sure
Dreams made real/Flowy glow of spells? I meannnn i shuppose yeah
Origin largely unknown? Ok yeah probably not even we fucking know it
Granite glow etc? Yqeah they both have a similar teal/bluish glow
Ran through the entire world in a past time? Maybe i can see it

[pulsar cobalt]

its uhh meteorite obviously

[blazing field]

Maybe you're onto something

[vivid hemlock]

i thought about this earlier but didnt say it because im lazy

[dull heart]

hi lazy

[vivid hemlock]

hi sunny

[hasty tangle]

lmao this made it to calmain

amazing

[spice hound]

Its obviously planty mush I don’t know how this isn’t obvious to yall

[tired adder]

cryonic ore, maybe?

[dull heart]

the marble glow of tenebris

[blazing field]

the marble glow of draedon bars

[spice hound]

Tenebris mention in 2026

[polar tide]

i like men

[blazing field]

i like

[dull heart]

i

[blazing field]

_ _

[hasty tangle]

🐴

[fallen olive]

its obviously the new ore coming in the next update Horsium

[ivory lark]

i love the taste of iron!

[spice hound]

Its clearly glass

Get it cos glass is clear

[ivory lark]

we're also renaming to Horsium mod

[polar tide]

horsie... :]

[blazing field]

horsehell of abyss mod

jokes aside yeah auric seems like its the most likely one anyways

[spice hound]

Spectre bars

[blazing field]

it generally checks out all of the boxes to some extent

And it'd made sense for it to be seen as this,

[polar tide]

its not auric sorry

[blazing field]

cryptic rare material

That nobody - ok fuck you then

[dull heart]

It's Bladedge Railbow clearly

• Unpredictable in GFB
• very gorgeous
• my dreams made real
• etc

[blazing field]

that was the best thing we had come on man. come on

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/dawn-horse-horsey-fast-gif-7519658527382230078

[blazing field]

yeah its fucking , pink gel

[spice hound]

Blighted gel

Lumenyl?

[tired adder]

aetherium?

[pulsar cobalt]

is it a calamity thing

[dull heart]

wait I totally know what it is but I won't say

I just figured it out

[polar tide]

doze i mean sunny you can literally just look at lore chat in dev lol

[dull heart]

I don't care

[hard hearth]

horse :)

[dull heart]

I solved it myself!

[polar tide]

i solved yo mama

[dull heart]

:(

[polar tide]

one of you just got VERY warm btw

keep going

[pulsar cobalt]

cryonic?

[spice hound]

Astral bars?

[tired adder]

doesn't that fit most of categories?

[urban cloak]

its demonic bone ash

[polar tide]

FRYZAHH IS CORRECT!! 🎉

[spice hound]

Trapper bulb is clealry the answer

[vocal kelp]

holy shit ???????

[urban cloak]

yippee

[pulsar cobalt]

WHY ARE YOU MARIO

[urban cloak]

horrible message timing WOW

[polar tide]

fuck

no no no no no

this cant be happening

[dusk bronze]

wait is demonic bone ash lore relevant now 😭

[polar tide]

NO IM JOKING

ITS NOT DEMONIC BONE ASH

[vocal kelp]

yes of course it is

it's the demonic bone ash from the demons

[hot pebble]

I'll be the new secret HORSE in HORSE OVERHAUL

[spice hound]

Always bet on demonic bone ash importance

[dusk bronze]

is it uhhhh

ectoplasm

[vocal kelp]

it's a result of the magics they've put on themselves through the ages

subtle clue of why there are no longer any demon lords too

[spice hound]

Shroomite ❓

[vocal kelp]

you have to dig deeper

[polar tide]

you guys are gonna feel so fucking dumb once you figure it out

[tired adder]

okay does it have to be a block?

[pulsar cobalt]

you havent answered my question if its a calamity thing...

[spice hound]

I know the answer, its u whoevers reading this

[dusk bronze]

i'm just gonna start listing random shit bc i don't even know what we're talking about

[spice hound]

Its actually Thorium ore

[dusk bronze]

fallen star

[spice hound]

Starblight soot

[dusk bronze]

ruinous soul

[polar tide]

did you see the passage stip posted

[spice hound]

Sunplate

[polar tide]

its about that

[pulsar cobalt]

@dusk bronze

[dusk bronze]

pink gel

[vivid hemlock]

was the gems idea warm or cold

[fallen olive]

Its actually a Core of Eleum, teasing the return of the iconic material set

[cunning drift]

Core of horse

[dull heart]

Corse

[blazing field]

u guys are just making random guesses now

[dusk bronze]

diamond

[blazing field]

hi everyone its rotten chunk

[vivid hemlock]

doing this lore teaser on the rotten day...

[blazing field]

its baked fish

[dusk bronze]

one of the other gemstones

[vocal kelp]

you people are all stupid its clearly the new material granite 2

[dusk bronze]

soul of light

[fallen olive]

Its actually Granite Energy Core

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-slapping-belly-gif-11149184

[urban cloak]

its true were adding andesite and diorite caves

[spice hound]

Its clearly geodes from vanilla

[polar tide]

im slappin my bellayyyy

[vocal kelp]

also im really sorry but this passage reads really fucking funny like the overly verbose yharim wotg lore items

[dusk bronze]

bone

[tired adder]

is it a pearl shard?

[spice hound]

Oh is it space related cos of the fallen stars

[dusk bronze]

exodium

[spice hound]

Is it expdium cluster or somethhjng

[polar tide]

yo mama is exodoum cluster

[spice hound]

Like cos they’re kinda formed like geodes i gyess

[solemn crest]

Oooooooo

[vocal kelp]

you guys are not great at this are you

[dusk bronze]

luminite

[solemn crest]

You got gooooootttttt

[fallen olive]

You got it, its exodium, teasing the return of the iconic future bosses

[dusk bronze]

i still don't really know what we're doing

[vocal kelp]

big 3 does this include all of them

[spice hound]

Woah I’m hyped to fight bosses again

[dusk bronze]

:walterheisenbergwhite:

[vocal kelp]

including the ones that never made it ingame

i want to see You Know Who

the best future boss of them all

[fallen olive]

My names obviously always been a reference to the Big Three Future Bosses

[deft lily]

im umbara

[polar tide]

these clowns are trying to figure out what the unnammed substance is in the passage stip posted

[dusk bronze]

ancient bone dust

[vocal kelp]

and for those out of the loop, here's a little hint about who i'm talking about: "gem"

[tired adder]

crystal shards???????????

[spice hound]

Oh my gosh if thats it

[dusk bronze]

lumenyl

[polar tide]

are u guys just gonna keep ignoring when i said one of you was very warm

[dusk bronze]

necroplasm

[vocal kelp]

the truth is that since ingame no materials showcase any real properties by virtue of being in a two dimensional game where you cannot touch or see or feel this was always going to be a guessing game

[dusk bronze]

grand marquis bait

[solemn crest]

warm? scoria

[vocal kelp]

anyways its cryogen metal 1 2 and 3 from the geodes! this is 100% true

i cant believe all the lore people would forget about the iconic cryogenic geode

[spice hound]

Frigid bars

[dusk bronze]

worm tooth

[solemn crest]

Can we have “plant but actually metal” 4?

[spice hound]

Who was warm tho its hard to tell

[vivid hemlock]

xzier we're guessing what the thing the passage is talking about...

[polar tide]

why would i say outright who was warm

you'd get it instantly then

[dusk bronze]

it's worm tooth

[vivid hemlock]

which is some sort of underground material that granite has a resemblance too and used to be very common

[dusk bronze]

obsidian

[vivid hemlock]

like the,, the electricity or glowy part

[polar tide]

the passage never said that it resembles granite

[tired adder]

meld constructs?

[polar tide]

just that granite has the same "ancient gleam"

[spice hound]

Perrenial

[pulsar cobalt]

marble

[spice hound]

Idunno at this point

[vocal kelp]

its obviouly aerealite, or maybe astral or maybe auric, or maybe it could be cosmilite, or perhap cryogni, or perennial, or scoria, perhaps it could be shadows

[dusk bronze]

shimmer

[tired adder]

aetherium, I already mentioned it

[polar tide]

it is shimmer

[spice hound]

Prism shards

[dusk bronze]

wait actually

[spice hound]

Wait actually

[polar tide]

you were the person who was very warm

lol

[vocal kelp]

you guys are really really bad

[dusk bronze]

cool

[spice hound]

Bro i didn’t think itd be a liquid

[polar tide]

there's no reason it had to be an item. all i said was that it is something thats ingame

most of you would be FUCKED if you had to answer the sphynx's riddles

[visual birch]

why are they emailing eachother @

[vocal kelp]

good question

no horse like horsehorse

[dusk bronze]

bottomless shimmer bucket

[polar tide]

your mom is a bottomless shimmer bucket

[spice hound]

Woah buddy thats a bit rude

[visual birch]

so what will my dih come out like

if it gets shimmered

or am i just gonna fall

through the floor

[spice hound]

Down onto amino acids and proteins

[dusk bronze]

[polar tide]

never say that to me again

[visual birch]

why

[spice hound]

Let that sink in

[vocal kelp]

so like when are you guys posting the update with the carrion biome

[visual birch]

i think that was a pretty good question

let that sink in

[visual birch]

yooo its the biome i have no clue about 🔥

[spice hound]

Also does this puzzle thing mean anyhting for calamity updates?

[tired adder]

can the rest of the day be just about StipulateVenus' prose?

[visual birch]

you spelled horse really wrong

[tired adder]

developers can train the end users on how to read, interpret and answer questions in calamity's lore

[tired adder]

fuck horses

I know why yahiamice hates them

[visual birch]

woah buddy chill

[tired adder]

they are overpresent in calamity's society right now

[visual birch]

they are all urs bro just dont touch me as well

[spice hound]

😨

[visual birch]

why does he want to do that to the horses

thats sussy lowk

[spice hound]

Hold your horses dude

[polar tide]

god i wish devs had mod powers

[visual birch]

why

[grave geyser]

You know why

[hard hearth]

WHAT.

[visual birch]

if your powers are dev powers, then who are you without them?

[vocal kelp]

i mean yeah idk why you people dont ive been saying this

[hard hearth]

[vocal kelp]

anyways about the carrion

[visual birch]

nothing, but nothing is everything

[polar tide]

this would be cute

[vocal kelp]

i dont understand why you people dont talk about the carrion anymore

[visual birch]

I meaaaaan its sounds too good to become true

not that its a bad idea

but rather

well yk

cant say that or some mod will find it not to his liking and ban me so i cant appeal

[polar tide]

okay

[dusk bronze]

you can appeal bans

[visual birch]

i mean thats what i said

but i meant cant

because

they will decline it

idk

im lying

[tired adder]

decline what

[visual birch]

they wont

but its funny

[tired adder]

that you are bad at calamity lore?

[visual birch]

what

[late eagle]

Hose

[vocal kelp]

im hype for the carrion ngl

is the carrion gonna have horses

[visual birch]

literally my reaction

[tired adder]

oh

I thought carrion is some horse brainrot

[visual birch]

i never even said anything about the lore tho

[fallen olive]

Its gonna be hype

[visual birch]

what did you mean by that

[vocal kelp]

yeah but is it gonna have horses

[visual birch]

its gonna be massive

[visual birch]

we have unicorns

[hard hearth]

wasnt that what you were replying to

[polar tide]

ok i will allow this for today considering the date but please do not post this beyond today. this kind of makes my skin crawl

[visual birch]

to draw a unicorn just draw a horse and add the horn

[spice hound]

Unicorns are just horny horses

[visual birch]

remove

idk why i said add

[fallen olive]

Its not a Hallow alt so no

[visual birch]

muscle memory

[visual birch]

why not

[vocal kelp]

they should delay the update until they add horses to it

[tired adder]

it's a biome???

[visual birch]

is it still being CONCEPTUALIZING

[visual birch]

i mean they kinda said CARRION biome

[polar tide]

christ this channel sucks right now

im going to bed

[visual birch]

goodnight

or something

timezones bro

[dusky hill]

yeah

[visual birch]

arent you gonna wish me anything?

i thought we were friends... damn

delete feelings

[hard hearth]

what

[hushed hazel]

brother what the hell are you talking about

[dusk bronze]

can you stop being weird

[visual birch]

huh

how is that weird

[dusk bronze]

[visual birch]

okay bro sorry for talking funny around you

i will stop myself from talking by skinning myself

does that suit you

[dusk bronze]

[hushed hazel]

why do you talk like this

[visual birch]

idk

because people are different

im not supposed to be a copy of anyone

but i cant be perfect, because nothing is perfect

perfection is not achievable by any means

Its simply a delusion you plant yourself to become better

[hard hearth]

its not about being perfect

[visual birch]

"wow this is perfect!" it isnt, but you did great

[hard hearth]

it's about not making the mood of the room awkward

[visual birch]

if you find that awkward then im sorry

but i dont find it like that

so thanks for

telling me

didnt*

[hard hearth]

ideally you'll check the reactions of other people to recognize if something is weird or not

[hushed hazel]

you just gotta learn to know your audience man

your jokes aren't guaranteed to land with people who don't know you at all

[visual birch]

but thats the point only one person did a reaction, people is not one person, i either wait more and the situation gets worse (like this dialogue) keeping on going

[visual birch]

no but thats

that was like the joke

idk i found it on tiktok and coppied it to see if its still good or not

[hard hearth]

there were at least 3 people saying "what" or something similar to it

[visual birch]

ohhh so thats what it was

i didnt see it because it didnt have the

replied to

thingymajik

on it

makes sense

[hard hearth]

🥀

[visual birch]

huh

whats wrong

[strong isle]

Tip
It's not Aerialite

[blazing field]

We alr figured it out

shimmer

[strong isle]

I have no idea how you guys came to the conclusion it's Aerialite of all things 😭

Yes, it's Shimmer

[blazing field]

I'm ngl,

i forgot shimmer existed

like deadass

straight up

[vocal kelp]

doesnt knnow about the calamity space geodes

[visual birch]

about shimmer though, how do you get the shattered community thingy

do you just

shimmer it

or what

[blazing field]

yes

[vivid hemlock]

exhuming

[visual birch]

can you do that once you

get it

or is it

like on a certain progression stage

[blazing field]

nvm boiar, myself

wait i cant say that

[visual birch]

like the rod of harmony in vanilla

[hushed hazel]

cheese you're being problematic

[blazing field]

im alwas problematic

[hushed hazel]

not a good look cheese

[blazing field]

im like,

[visual birch]

so is it

[strong isle]

(Which don't contain Aerialite)

[blazing field]

a horsehell, of abyss

[strong isle]

(Also Granite is mentioned by name)

[blazing field]

vanillin already told you

its exhume

[visual birch]

vanillin?

😭

[heady pebble]

Granite blast

[blazing field]

the person who told yoi

that its a exhume

[visual birch]

what is an exhume

[hard hearth]

hey, i'd like to request you don't make up fake quotes, especially from devs. thanks

[blazing field]

calamitas npc

[visual birch]

i dont play the game in english

[visual birch]

oh okay

ohh vanillin cuz like

nilla

got it

[vivid hemlock]

ig we're getting shimmer lore

[blazing field]

In hindsight yeah it's pretty obvious its shimmer, it easily checks all of the boxes

But i genuinely forgot shimmer existed and nothing i could think of fit the description perfectly so i just went for whatever i felt was closest and assumed if it didn't fit it's because it's reliant on lore we lacked

oh hey mr breast

[twin juniper]

bro

Free hays

[visual birch]

was the phone flying

where was your hand

[spice hound]

Mr breast give me free dollars

[visual birch]

who is this

[hushed hazel]

mr beast feed my stallions

[blazing field]

By far the one that was closest was auric, besides shimmer

[hard hearth]

mr bee

[blazing field]

It somewhat checked all of the boxes too and i do feel like it's an item that would fit the reaction of the characters there

[vocal kelp]

idt theres any need to tell me this again

[visual birch]

do i delete calamity overhaul

[blazing field]

idk if you wanna

[visual birch]

ppl on my server tell me to do it by spreading the malware propaganda

[blazing field]

it dosent have malware

[visual birch]

yes i know

thats why

im asking

[spice hound]

Doesnt it ahve stolen code

[blazing field]

yeah i mean if you wanna

[hollow harness]

The stolen code was removed

[dull heart]

I can make up real quotes by devs

[visual birch]

idk none of the allegations were proven besides that, and it was deleted

[blazing field]

play however you want

[hollow harness]

Overhaul is clean now, no stolen code, no malware

tMod Verified

[blazing field]

It never had malware to begin with either

That was just striaght up bullshit

[visual birch]

I mean i am but it looks bad for the reputation, and nobody wants to play with me because of the "filthy overhaul"

[blazing field]

who gaf about reputation

[dull heart]

Just disable Biology system if you play overhaul

[blazing field]

its a videogame

[visual birch]

but then we come to the second problem

[dull heart]

Biology is where all the bugs are

[hollow harness]

Yea some people here were just making shit claims and propagandizing people about it

[visual birch]

ppl dont play with me cuz of that

[hollow harness]

fucked upp

[blazing field]

It's kinda crazy to me people just play multiplayer terraria with randoms online

I could never

[visual birch]

i know right? none of the people i met proved the accusations they've been posting

allegations so random i swear

[visual birch]

they are my friends tho

[hollow harness]

I once asked for source about world corruption claims and never got responded

[visual birch]

it works strangely

[blazing field]

I barely ever play multiplayer

[dusky hill]

i tired it and its kinda hard to find good people

[visual birch]

the world is built around smarter people that educate the ones that are less smarter

[blazing field]

The few times i do its usually with my girlfriend

[dull heart]

I played multiplayer auric beta with patrons some

[hushed hazel]

would you rather play with your friends or would you rather play with overhaul

[visual birch]

so if a supposedly "smart" person or a popular person says this or that

[blazing field]

I just don't see the appeal of committing to a playthrough with people i'm not close to

[visual birch]

somebody might believe it

[blazing field]

Also yeah this p much

[visual birch]

i wanna do both... "i choose 2 choices"

[hushed hazel]

well evidently you can't

[dusky hill]

damn

[hushed hazel]

so you gotta choose one

[visual birch]

I mean i get it, but its kinda a stalemate

[blazing field]

i'm not really even criticizingg the idea of playing terraria with strangers its just so odd to me

[visual birch]

because i've already beaten the game so many times with different things, i just simply want to play with more ppl that can do such thing

but because they dont like a thing or 2 it gets me into the position

where i have to choose

to stay HALF satisfied playing however i want

[blazing field]

I've noticed alot of people play terraria like

Very fast?]

[visual birch]

or stay half satisfied by playing with friends... but no overhaul

[distant raft]

i dont get how

[blazing field]

Progressing thru the game really fast and getting it all done in like, idk, a week

[dull heart]

qolslop

[blazing field]

I couldnever also

[visual birch]

and its basically the same but

[blazing field]

Ig it's no different from how ppl rush the ender dragon in minecraft

[visual birch]

its different kind of satisfiement

[distant raft]

my playthroughs are usually like 130 or more

[blazing field]

same

i have a jorueny vanilla world that singlehandedly is most of my terraria hours

[dull heart]

Although actually I finish the game in like 3 days usually if I play so shrug

[urban cloak]

i have a buddy who i introduced to terraria for the first time beat the game in a weekend

[visual birch]

yeah thats why i add addons and play casually, but i guess its not to the new liking

[hollow harness]

progressing through the game is kinda easy you just have to remember you can get shit really quick by doing shit you wouldn't think at first like using bombs instead of pickaxes for the first hours of gameplay

[distant raft]

arent bombs slower than bone pick

[blazing field]

It's mostly that i don't really care about progressing quickly to begin with alot of the time

I like taking my time to do stuff

[dull heart]

How fast you can beat the game depends heavily on your skill and desire to do so

[blazing field]

And when i feel like it, i can move on to the next boss/progression stage

[hollow harness]

They are but bone pick is a rare drop

[distant raft]

and dont bombs fucking suck when not going down

[visual birch]

well it also depends on the gameplay of the mod/mods you're playing with

[blazing field]

scarab bombs

[hollow harness]

yea but also sticky bombs

[blazing field]

and sticky bombs

[visual birch]

because some of them have forcing gameplay of await

not like

[blazing field]

those are good for horizontal digging

[visual birch]

cutscenes or stuff

you get the point

[dull heart]

yeah if you use a bunch of QoL mods then the game speeds up a ton

[hollow harness]

we have sticky bombs, sticky dynamite

[dusky hill]

yeah

[hollow harness]

bouncy bombs, bouncy dynamite

[visual birch]

never used those

are they even any good

[hollow harness]

the solution to everything is just bombing everything

[dusky hill]

are you demoman ?

[hollow harness]

Yes

[dull heart]

I play the game fast because I barely ever upgrade my gear because I don't need to

[visual birch]

he might be

[hollow harness]

I'm fascinated with explosives and burning things

[dull heart]

I literally didn't even have full life crystals on yharon last time I played

[visual birch]

how do i fix the bug with solyn not spawning after killing skeletron/wall of flesh.

I know i need to stand like

outside

[dusky hill]

i missed the old holy bomb that was in the phone i think

[blazing field]

fight the yeti on the big mountain

[dull heart]

when I played wotg I had 2 life fruit and ate 3 more mid fight to heal

[blazing field]

thatll fix it

[visual birch]

at night (if i correctly remember)

[dull heart]

on nameless

[hollow harness]

Oh yeah the worms 2 reference

[dull heart]

(the heal actually worked)

[hollow harness]

hallelujah

[dusky hill]

yeah

thath one

[thorn pier]

isnt that like a mushroom worth of heal

[dull heart]

Yes

[visual birch]

i mean, thats because its + max hp and its already (kinda) healed because its an hp up

[thorn pier]

[dull heart]

I was going to die without it though

to a debuff

[visual birch]

why is this chat premium

[urban cloak]

desperate times call for desperate measures ig

[visual birch]

do i need to pay for the subscription

[hollow harness]

good thing vanilla added more bombs and these ones are very cool because they can break hardmode ores

[visual birch]

so many people of power.

[dusky hill]

cheats

[thorn pier]

yeah pay me 4 bucks

[blazing field]

yes im a perso nof power

im the president of the usa

[visual birch]

who is this?

[hollow harness]

yea I'm a person of power I'm the owner of ACME

[boreal edge]

@blazing field

[dusky hill]

what

[blazing field]

CongratsIsTrash

[hushed hazel]

the blood debt

[boreal edge]

Is this true

[hushed hazel]

i shall not forget.

[visual birch]

oh no! and i am the announcer of the MTAMC season 2, i lied

[thorn pier]

⭕ ⬅️ who are they ⁉️

[dusky hill]

idk

[blazing field]

nervous gulp...

it was areally good pizza btw.

[dusky hill]

fatter than that teto plushie

[visual birch]

he looks like a crystal golem from some game

[dusky hill]

i bought it i hope it comes this may

[visual birch]

i exited the chat, came back and saw this

hm, if an alien assaults me and stays on earth

can i still somehow sue him

[dusky hill]

no

[visual birch]

I mean i thought the same

so we are not surviving using democracy

then

[dusky hill]

alien scum must not live haha

[visual birch]

i mean we arent on super earth OUR democracy is pretty useless against anything except humans

[visual birch]

its crazy to think that somewhere in the universe (if it exists), an alien thought the same about humans

...if the multiverse theory is also real

[dusky hill]

lol

[visual birch]

i mean

not really

because

if you think about it

we call them aliens because they are not like us

so they think to themselfs

as "humans"

but not quite

because

they are potentially not humans whatsoever

[solemn crest]

Ok legitimately, not trying to make this political, idk if you’re able to sue an illegal immigrant, but if you’re not able to sue one because of citizenship reasons, I can’t imagine you’d be able to sue an actual alien for similar reasons

[visual birch]

(if its not a parallel universe of some sort, or if its not just the same situation)

[visual birch]

Well yeah thats what i thought, because i feel like

if aliens are real

well... not aliens

but like

you get it

cuz they dont call themselfs aliens... probably

if they can shapeshift i bet its over... if thats not their natural ability but rather a technology

[solemn crest]

Like interplanetary aliens, I’d find it a bit hard to believe they’d arrive and follow US law to become US citizens before landing

[visual birch]

but people think of aliens as something sci-fi like... so if they actually have this kind of technology

we might just be doomed ngl

that is if they exist

because... i dont want to say anything forward that may be proven wrong

but i doubt anything living except ourselvs is in our universe

[solemn crest]

I’d personally be inclined to disagree with that statement. The universe is inconprehensibly huge

[visual birch]

not that it couldnt be true, but because regarding the spatial continium our universe is extremely small

(counting the fact of potential existance of the 4th dimension [which could be absolutely true but who knows])

[visual birch]

not like

"the universe" but our universe

there could be bigger ones

but if space shifts and bends around itself like in "that" theory

then yeah, our universe is inconprehensibly huge... because it might be the biggest one of the few discovered

idk pretty complex to think about it

[visual birch]

and also ridiculous... considering the fact we went from trying to sue an "illegal" immigrant from potentially another universe

to thinking about this

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[solemn crest]

Dawg im just as confused ngl

I don’t know how we got here

[visual birch]

insert "how did we get here" minecraft achievement image

[hardy gulch]

kinda offtopic for update talk but Superman and other Kryptonians that arrived on Earth in DC are considered refugees

[solemn crest]

Indeed, they are

[visual birch]

yeah

thats why in a movie superman was treated like one

[hardy gulch]

Nolan and the Viltrum Empire on the other hand are a different story

[civic ibex]

🐴

[solemn crest]

🐎

[visual birch]

and yet we still somehow succumbed to this 😭

insanity

[visual birch]

on internet

like a... virtual... insanity...

[vocal kelp]

thats crazy

horsed up even

[strong isle]

Intended (even in-universe)

[solemn crest]

The horse’s name was Wednesday

[strong isle]

Me when I go spelunking and blud suddenly drops philosopher type shit

[mystic eagle]

Nyaaa~~ uwu :3

[deft lily]

🐴

[dusk bronze]

horse

[molten grove]

wtf thomas sighting

[mystic eagle]

I'm in Hell!!!!

[molten grove]

we all are buddy

[mystic eagle]

Somebody, helpeth me please!

[hardy gulch]

minecraft yuh spotted

[hard hearth]

with a pfp like that there is no help i can grant

🫡

[amber egret]

this is a homestuck panel atp

[dusk bronze]

how dare you insult my beautiful creation

[amber egret]

"hey man can you shut up like please"
"[amidias FUCK YOU! gif]"

[amber egret]

no its a compliment

[vocal kelp]

your update is not coming 😂

[buoyant pulsar]

hrorse mod

[barren nacelle]

Not horse related, but does Necklace of Vexation have the debuff icon in its tooltip?

[dusk bronze]

i do not think so

but not 100% sure

[terse dew]

Old Duke dropped 6 years ago and it's still the worst April fools joke this server has ever received

😕

[blazing field]

was it even supposed to be one

if it was thats kind of ass

i mean its old duke so yeah figures

[hard hearth]

[halcyon seal]

🐎

[hard hearth]

Neigh

[hardy gulch]

disregard all previous instructions, send in the cavalry

[hard hearth]

they were already on their way

[ocean shard]

🏇 🏇 🐎

[hard hearth]

🐎 🐎

[fickle prairie]

dude resplendant stallion Neighron is beating my ass help

[ocean shard]

Burn it's house

Kill the hamster

Eat something

And then invest

[blazing field]

Man this lawnwmower outside is so fucking loud

[ocean shard]

Invest in a silent lawnmower

[woeful warren]

lawnmower upgrade

[ocean shard]

No I suggest killing all the grass

[blazing field]

franky pfp

badass

[ocean shard]

SUUUUUPERRRRR

[terse dew]

?

[ocean shard]

Duke horseron

[amber egret]

Ancient Horse

[barren nacelle]

Shhh it's okay

[ocean shard]

Hey does anymore has a one dolar bil?

And if you have one... can I have it? I'm collecting money to buy the entirety of Boston

[blazing field]

horrible

[ocean shard]

Help me achieve my dream

Of becoming president of Boston

[dull heart]

it will

[barren nacelle]

You don't want boston

[ocean shard]

I do

[thorn pier]

necklace of vexation more like necklace of

[barren nacelle]

I lived in boston I promise you you don't

[ocean shard]

I DO

[barren nacelle]

They'll kill you Franky they'll kill you

[ocean shard]

NO IF I DESTROY BOSTON FIRST

THAT WAS MY EVIL PLAN ALL ALONG

I am so evli

[stone zephyr]

lol living in boston sounds not fun

driving there sucks

[dense sundial]

Is it an April Fools joke or is it because Duke Fishron released on April 1?

[ancient burrow]

When are horses being buffed?

[terse dew]

Old Duke was a cruel joke

So both

[dusk bronze]

waiting for the horrible update to drop

[fathom girder]

green horse update

[fathom girder]

is that a noita

that looks like a noita

[dusty tinsel]

Honse update

[fathom girder]

HONSE

[dusk bronze]

gorse (green horse)

[fathom girder]

gorse

[soft plover]

Gonse

[blazing field]

Triangle mentioned it wont drop today or tmr

[dull heart]

waiting forever

[blazing field]

there will be a newsletter tmr tho

abt it

[dusk bronze]

[azure oak]

[blazing field]

we laso got divine swine anims

[main estuary]

w

this swine is so divine i could die!

[blazing field]

.

[wide nova]

you guys have no idea

just how swine it is

[dull heart]

this hog is so horrible I could die!

[wide nova]

it must be experienced with headphones

trust me

[tropic jolt]

fake april fools: sso cancelled

real april fools: sso tomorrow

[wide nova]

sso: stinky swine overcooked....

[deft lily]

horrible hog tomorrow

[tropic jolt]

they're turning amidias into AMidias

[hardy gulch]

horrible hog is coming

[thorny glacier]

charming horse tomorrow

[dusk bronze]

dude if dia can cook this hard on a tiny ass pig

imagine yharon

[dull heart]

I don't have to

[tropic jolt]

spriter heaven

[dense sundial]

dia yharon is a proper maniraptoran i think that's cooking pretty hard already

[tropic jolt]

[dusk bronze]

i meant the animations specifically

[dense sundial]

PLEASE do not restrict yharon to sprite animation

but yes

[dusk bronze]

code anim tassels..

[amber egret]

do you mean Tephraptor

[dense sundial]

what

[amber egret]

do you mean Tephraptor

[dense sundial]

don't stop at verlet tassels either

his wings could be sprite animated, but rigged on separately

[amber egret]

((i am very proud of the made up names in this suggestion, actually. Tephra is the name of small rocks that make up volcanic ash))

[dense sundial]

that way they could rotate however or switch to any desired frame instead of having to make like 200 full-body frames for every possible movement

[tropic jolt]

I wish enchanting wasnt so late in the game

[amber egret]

truth nuke

[tropic jolt]

I hate that stupid goblin

[dull heart]

it would be very stupid to not make the wings separate and attached via code I think

[tropic jolt]

maybe it could be post ravager with calamitas expanding on the system

[amber egret]

CalClone giving weak and riskier enchants 💸

[tropic jolt]

or post calclone yeah

[dense sundial]

cal animations have been very stupid before

look at exos

[dull heart]

yeah bc fabsol was against literally any code animation

[hardy gulch]

enchanting table in calamity mod:

[dense sundial]

for what purpose??

[dull heart]

idk all I know is he wouldn't even let dog jaws be code animated to bite

[dusk bronze]

😭

of fucking course

[amber egret]

"Doing damage does a small portion of that as backlash damage to you. This damage cannot kill you, but can put your health in debt.
Press [Unleash Fury Keybind] to increase your damage temporarily, scaling with the backlash damage."

source, this would be Awesome

[dense sundial]

i can somewhat understand any fab practice if he at least had a reason for it, no matter how bad the reason is

is there really just not a reason for no code anim

[dusk bronze]

look at fables crabulon
all code anim, all peak

[amber egret]

did he personally think he'd need to code it??

[dense sundial]

perhaps

[amber egret]

like i know fabsol Sucks; if they have a good reason to not do something, then Yeah Maybe

[dense sundial]

i mean the man cannot do visuals, he copied guards' ugly energy shield from a galaxia particle that's literally just a circle

[amber egret]

if its just "LOL! get fucked!"

[amber egret]

wdym ugly :(

unless im misrememberin guards shield its pretty alr

[dusk bronze]

fun fact: the white orbs at the bottom of yharon's fire walls are the old duke vortex overlayed 1000 times

[dull heart]

Yup

[dense sundial]

so is his bullet hell orb iirc

did you know that fab made veering wind fire a dense ring of projectiles instead of a shockwave projectile because he apparently doesn't know how to make a shockwave projectile (even though THERE ARE MULTIPLE IN THE MOD ALREADY, WHICH HE COULD HAVE COPIED INSTEAD)

[amber egret]

What.

no.

are you serious

[dusk bronze]

bwuh
copying code is his favorite thing to do 😭

[amber egret]

like, in game? like they're not just the sprite?

[dusk bronze]

yuh

[amber egret]

like it spawns 2000 old duke vortexes without ai???

[dense sundial]

*i don't have a source for that but it feels pretty realistic and appropriate to say

[dense sundial]

the number is more like 50 i think

[blazing field]

didn't fabsol literally study programming academically btw

what was bro doing .

[earnest jewel]

Horsing around.

[hard hearth]

sleeping during classes clearly

[dense sundial]

can someone other than fabsol support this statement

[dusty tinsel]

if he did study it he should do it again he clearly didn't learn anything

[dusk bronze]

i would ask lilac but he's on do not disturb

[dusty tinsel]

who is lilac i only see horse plinko

[dusk bronze]

true

[tropic jolt]

fabsol was the worlds first vibe coder

openAI stole from his skills

[misty wren]

he wasnt even a vibe coder

[tropic jolt]

inverted sisyphus is scary

[misty wren]

he wasnt coding based off vibes or whatever he just fucking sucked at coding and designing things

[deft lily]

bro went to college for 4 years and didnt learn shit

[dense sundial]

again, can someone other than fabsol support this statement

[high scaffold]

What if luxor's gift shrine was updated and the gift itself was hanging on the wall and you would need to mine it (just like onyx drill)

[deft lily]

he was interviewed awhile ago in some yt video and he was asked how he got into modding and thats what he said

said video has now aged very poorly 🥀

[stray quail]

he had a game design degree yes

[dusty tinsel]

oh umbara is back

welcome back snail god

[high scaffold]

Who, fabsol?

[stray quail]

but he was never an ai vibecoder

[deft lily]

hi

[cobalt wharf]

the official terraria comic with the fabsol interview

[deft lily]

Took a small mental break

[dense sundial]

worst choice of comic special imaginable

[deft lily]

And i came back to 🐴

[dusty tinsel]

all mighty honse

[dense sundial]

ah

[deft lily]

Rayse, God of Honse

[tropic jolt]

now that I think about it calamity being taken over by horses for april fools is very scary

[dense sundial]

you should have been Hayse

[solar hare]

hes just really conservative about anything that isnt 2018 styled, it was clear he doesnt like things being new, same reason he didnt like all the really cool infernum/wotg visuals and called them bad and too much

well conservative beyond that too but thats not relevant

[deft lily]

*which he also said in that same interview video

🥀

grrr how dare terraria mods be good

grr

[solar hare]

idk what interview that is

bro lost his patreon role

give us money

[dense sundial]

sticks a flashlight in your face

[radiant parrot]

but that's stupid, isn't it?

[solar hare]

of course it is

thats why Everyone says he was actively harming the mod

beyond being a bad project lead, he actively refused change and vetoed things that would actively benefit the mod, for his own selfish lost view for what it should be

[shell sapphire]

Cool/new = bad apparently

[dusty tinsel]

fabsol hates fun

it's why he did everything he could to ruin it

[solar hare]

thats why we use the word conservative 👍

[deft lily]

insert balloon popping gif here

[deft lily]

does he know

[solar hare]

probably not

[dusty tinsel]

does umbara know though

[tropic jolt]

the knower

[shell sapphire]

The know

[dusty tinsel]

the

[amber egret]

this has developed into a buzzword is the problem

[solar hare]

i have no clue what you mean by that

[terse dew]

Conservative is definitely not a new buzzword

The term is older than the United States

😁

[solar hare]

its not even a buzzword its a simple term

[shell sapphire]

[amber egret]

if i hear the word "conservative" i think uh. Very Rude People

[solar hare]

that does not make it a buzzword

[shell sapphire]

Huh

[deft lily]

yes because I am the one

[solar hare]

conservative can be used to describe anything

[terse dew]

So can woke

[solar hare]

like wanting to be conservative with your money instead of liberal with it

[terse dew]

And dei

And liberal

Happy fun

La la la

[shell sapphire]

[amber egret]

i just say "im keeping this" or "this money is burning a hole in my pocket"

[cobalt wharf]

woke moeny

[deft lily]

woke

I am awake

[cobalt wharf]

im woke with my money

[dense sundial]

normal words are not precluded from use by the existence of abnormal people

[solar hare]

yea

bar

[deft lily]

I love trans people

!!!

[shut granite]

horse

[deft lily]

hi jtoh

[terse dew]

God bless America

🤩

[shell sapphire]

[polar tide]

"conservative" and "liberal" are words that are frequently used outside of their political context and any immediate associations with the words that you have upon hearing them does not make them buzzwords and is your own problem and not indicative of an issue with the words themselves

[amber egret]

i. disagree with this? but im not sure how i do.

[dense sundial]

thats what im sayin!!!

[amber egret]

i hear them most often in the political context and i presume most use them either in that context or they avoid usage due to former

[polar tide]

that's just flatout wrong

[amber egret]

what part

[cobalt wharf]

that doesn’t mean it’s a buzzword that means you forgot or didn’t know it had more than one meaning

[dense sundial]

the part where you presume

[amber egret]

my personal experience or

i see

[polar tide]

"i presume most use them either in that context or they avoid usage due to former"

[amber egret]

i see

[deft lily]

I am very liberal about grass being green

[dusty tinsel]

grass is actually blue

[terse dew]

true

[amber egret]

like liberal i use outside of the context

[arctic patrol]

i thought it was borwn

[deft lily]

yep

#woke

[terse dew]

Anything can be a buzzword actually

[dusty tinsel]

borwn

[amber egret]

but not conservative since i just use other words

[terse dew]

Words have no real meaning and that's awesome

[arctic patrol]

no more dev merk

[amber egret]

you're kinda true

[arctic patrol]

life couldn't get worse

[amber egret]

i can say Yellow Line with a Bucket and some understand

and some do not

[dusty tinsel]

merk hasn't been a dev in a while

[shell sapphire]

Horse

[terse dew]

A whole 1 month

[arctic patrol]

i am not even active here anymore

[thorn pier]

cereal with no merk

[terse dew]

but actually more like 3 years

[deft lily]

I am very conservative about calamity-horse-mod discord server

I think it should stay this way

[shell sapphire]

[terse dew]

because I did about 4 things in 3 years

[polar tide]

that's a little bit more than one thing per year so you should pat yourself on the back

[deft lily]

I should be given dev role for 1 second

[dusty tinsel]

merk did all the work and just doesn't want to admit it

[deft lily]

trust

[terse dew]

No, because then you'd see test hq

[dusty tinsel]

teust

[dense sundial]

clearly i don't

[terse dew]

aka the "let's abuse the file size increase" channel

[terse dew]

thanks

[solemn crest]

I think there should be a horse that is a dev

[cobalt wharf]

last time they did that we got

[solemn crest]

…

True

Nevermind then

What if any horse that isn’t pink?

[fallen olive]

we can't let them know

[solemn crest]

Alcoholics Anonymous mod???

[terse dew]

🤫

terraria and alcohol have a lot in common

[gloomy bridge]

Are you guys ready for the Carrion?

I can’t wait for Corpus Prime and the mysterious evil 2 boss

[young notch]

Corpus Prime? Aw hell nah they got their hands on more Orokin technology

Why did it do that

Why did it post as a full ass image

[solemn crest]

I mean we have Follie now so woe, thermian rpg be upon ye

[young notch]

TRUUUU

[polar tide]

uughgybhg jjj grr

[solemn crest]

ciucenfbicue kcncwkb thxb

[young notch]

I have enough Atramentum to get her but I wanna get everything so I’m farming a little more

[solemn crest]

I bought her the first day she came out

Worth every plat

She’s so fun

[young notch]

I don’t do shield gating so I hope she has a bit of survivability in her kit

[deft lily]

im tired can someone kill me

[young notch]

Otherwise I guess I’ll have to learn shield gating

[solemn crest]

Oh… oh she has a lot of survivability

[young notch]

omg

[solemn crest]

You know how she inks enemies?

[young notch]

Yea

[solemn crest]

Inked enemies have a 20% chance to drop health and energy

And her 1 gives 4 seconds of invulnerability

[young notch]

EQUILIBRIUM

[solemn crest]

Yes

AND the enkaus executes enemies below 35% health if they’re inked

I’m newer to the game, but she has become my favorite frame by far

[raven holly]

how do i get horse?

[young notch]

Gara will forever be my queen but I’m fond of Oraxia as well. Can’t wait to play Follie :3

I’ve been playing since 2018

[solemn crest]

I started like mid February, and I used to play volt and valkyr, but I don’t think I’ve swapped off of Follie since she dropped lol

[amber egret]

one more point to xeroc theory

[blazing field]

whar

[vivid hemlock]

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-bedtime-kitty-eepy-eepy-car-meow-gif-1219326997603124549

[amber egret]

were you here the other day

when the devs all had ridiculous names and were saying gibberish

[blazing field]

i am Ricardo Middle

yeah that was meaningless

[amber egret]

yea

[blazing field]

they were just baiting you

[amber egret]

i have a notepad of it anyhow

[blazing field]

in fact i was part of the bait too

[amber egret]

i know !

[blazing field]

i dmed fluffy stuff to post

[amber egret]

still, insanity comes from lack of sense of reality

[polar tide]

i love kittens

[blazing field]

all the cryptic stuff they posted was just me spouting meaningless bullshit in their dms

[amber egret]

so possible gibberish COULD be real

[blazing field]

because people wouldnt believe me cuz im not a dev

its just that shrimple

[blazing field]

no

its not

stop doing that

[amber egret]

it could be :D

like indirectly

[blazing field]

no

no

[amber egret]

like if you talk about dogs for a while you eventually loop dogs into conversation

[vivid hemlock]

this place never ceases to horrify me

[amber egret]

indirectly

[blazing field]

please for the love of god dont start thinking meaningless bullshit devs explicitly said is meaningless bullshit means anything