calamity-update-talk

[snow moth]

I can fix that myself when I'm not on my phone

[severe coral]

I want a 1% opacity on the red of that JOIN THE DISCORD button

[deft lily]

you're a chud number

[stiff light]

round it to 250k

[pearl sentinel]

Change it to 3+ other calamity fans

[dusk bronze]

did i not type that

[polar tide]

fucking mega mammoth dragon being in the discord screenshot on the official website is frying me

[dusk bronze]

oh i didn't

[severe coral]

...and chat with at least one other Calamity fan.

[stiff light]

u said 260

[deft lily]

oh waitim in that screenshot

[stiff light]

which isnt wrong but 250 looks nicer

[deft lily]

never noticed that

[dusk bronze]

wait me too oml

[deft lily]

u learn something every day i suppose

[stiff light]

5 minutes of fame

youve made it

[deft lily]

im too cool for fame

[severe coral]

SUPREME SEA SLUG CAL-

[snow moth]

Today is not the ozzatron face reveal but please do believe me I am a mortal human like the rest of you

[deft lily]

what..
no, dude...

[stiff light]

mortal

[deft lily]

😔

[polar tide]

i promise Ozzatron has flesh

of some sort

[deft lily]

🤔

[dusk bronze]

nah you're just a floating png

[severe coral]

Xeroc tier patreon, you get a picture of in the mail

[deft lily]

i deverse my own patreon tier
this is because i said so

[snow moth]

It's actually such a good harmless example of calmain insanity acceleration

[deft lily]

@polar tide 😨

[polar tide]

true

[barren nacelle]

Alex is hungry

[polar tide]

i AM hungry

[deft lily]

alex get the fuck away from me

[pearl sentinel]

@polar tide im sorry to hear avout your labubu

[snow moth]

I don't like this sentence. Please refrain from speaking. Thank you

[barren nacelle]

Alex it’s okay we’re going down together

[polar tide]

i won't make unsubstantiated claims in the future forgive me

[snow moth]

no that's not the problem

[barren nacelle]

Watch all of our speculation be for Jack shit and the announcement is for the Plague Marsh

[snow moth]

aight bud what's it called

[deft lily]

hmm

[severe coral]

We should start making Chuck Norris jokes about Ozz like his car goes to the gas station and fills itself up before he goes to work

[deft lily]

exo tier?

[dusk bronze]

void queen update

[deft lily]

idk

it comes after auric and all so

makes sense 2 me

[amber egret]

"PRANKEDDDDD EPIC PRANK PLAGUES GONNA HAVE A POST PROVIDENCE STAGE PRAAAAAAAAAAAANKEEDDDD"

[snow moth]

nope you failed the vibe check

[deft lily]

rip

tragedy

[opaque plume]

my prediction for next update is yharon gets a temporary rework to hold over until the full thing that is literally just

[barren nacelle]

You open the newsletter and it announces the Darkest Dungeon stress minibosses are coming back

[summer shore]

Ozzatron is secretly a brain in a jar

[severe coral]

Shadowspec/Demonshade tier obv

[opaque plume]

removing the bullet hells

[dusk bronze]

prismatic tier bc exo prism

[barren nacelle]

And the ozzatron shows up to your home and kills you

[opaque plume]

they make the fight literally unplayable 😭

[deft lily]

shadowspec true

[snow moth]

the correct answer is

Auric Shadow Ore Soul Fragment tier

[opaque plume]

why the fuck where these ever added

[deft lily]

woag

[opaque plume]

like i know the answer is fabsol

but like

[severe coral]

Wait or nanoblack cuz isn't that becoming a full set

[snow moth]

this is an ancient shitpost

[opaque plume]

why did he add shit like this

[deft lily]

i see

[severe coral]

funny

[opaque plume]

how could someones sense of boss design be this fucked

[severe coral]

:3

[dusk bronze]

nanoblack set mention in 2026 👴

[barren nacelle]

Average terraria forums item idea

[severe coral]

Nanoblack tomorrow?

[snow moth]

that would be a cool feature but I don't think self driving cars are quite there yet. also I wouldn't want an autonomous agent be able to use my credit card to buy gasoline

dude my phone autocorrect almost said "buy gaslighting"

only $19.99 at walmart

[deft lily]

💀

[dusk bronze]

ozz when are you adding this

yharim essence

[deft lily]

yharim essence patreon tier

[severe coral]

Pirate Captain mentality

[barren nacelle]

See he is gaslighting us. Ozz, rescind that heart attack you gave me, I wish to walk among the living.

[pearl sentinel]

His true form

[hard copper]

The yhessence

[snow moth]

[barren nacelle]

The Yhultist fight

[flat folio]

[deft lily]

dude u made ozz sad

[barren nacelle]

Final phase, the Yhost

[pearl sentinel]

This is just the Majora fight from majoras mask

[snow moth]

???

[deft lily]

uncool

[severe coral]

Wtf is this emoji 😭

[snow moth]

You actually made this an emote??

[barren nacelle]

Ocans

[flat folio]

In my private emote server, yes

[dusk bronze]

@arctic cliff the fruits of your labor

[snow moth]

Alright well I am unoffended

However you have derailed my bit which is OK

[arctic cliff]

what happened

WHAT HAPPENED

what

WAH

[deft lily]

[snow moth]

maybe eventually but it'll never be a priority because it's not necessary for any content goals

[barren nacelle]

The seal of confusion and bewilderment

[rich ginkgo]

oh my god this is straight ASS

yharim in a bottle

[deft lily]

yharim in a bottle
u say one slightly positive thing abt xeroc and he comes out and kills you

[arctic cliff]

oyea that i saw that before

thats actually an edit of my image i have no idea who made that

[snow moth]

I can't tell if this is prophetic or if minos prime really is yhultist

[summer shore]

Ok fine maybe you're two brains in a jar

[dusk bronze]

the yharim ghosts

[deft lily]

hi tyeski

[severe coral]

Yharim phase 2 is his helmet gets knocked off and it's wiggling his finger at you and you die

[snow moth]

nah I definitely only have one brain and the jar is made of calcium and it kinda sucks

[barren nacelle]

So it’s confirmed you don’t have flesh?

[severe coral]

The jar is flesh

[pearl sentinel]

And it'll be like minos prime and senator Armstrong and like the fucking king pig from angry birds

[snow moth]

if I have harmed you in any way I am sorry but I do not think my past actions can be undone

[flat folio]

Colloquially we refer to the jar as a "skull"

[summer shore]

Jar made of milk

[severe coral]

Humanoid flesh jar

Also known as a body

[dark coral]

can some one help me

[snow moth]

Uh... what

[barren nacelle]

What is that

[arctic cliff]

this is probably an addon methinks

[severe coral]

Primordial Wyrm?

[dusk bronze]

calamity overhaul in update talk 💔

[arctic cliff]

no clue what addon that is tho go ask #calamity-addon-talk for help in that case

[deft lily]

anyways

[dusk bronze]

ravager tomorrow

[deft lily]

@wide nova hi bro

[wide nova]

?

what

hello

[deft lily]

u starting typing but then u vanished

[wide nova]

i never started typing

wtf

[deft lily]

bruv

[severe coral]

Uh yes you did

;3

[steel pike]

yo hi ozzatron

[steel pike]

…Conquest..?

[deft lily]

stand ready for my arrival worm

[severe coral]

Cal Overhaul addon

[snow moth]

We actually did talk about this in dev server

Having yharim's helmet get knocked off in an animation but the massive red hair blocks his face so the player never sees it

The Terrarian gets to know what Yharim's face looks like but the audience never sees it

[steel pike]

Don’t get me hyped up bro don’t get me hyped up..

[severe coral]

It's this guy

[arctic cliff]

those stripped of the grace of gold shall meet death

[wide nova]

hurtful

[severe coral]

[BOBULOUS DETECTED]

[hidden ridge]

Yhar har harim

[severe coral]

Him on Yhar

[steel pike]

What if he’s just a block of crimtane ore

[snow moth]

hello

[steel pike]

it won’t let me heart ur message but pretend I did

[steel pike]

forgot that series existed tbh

[snow moth]

so he's like the dirtiest block but it's the crimtaniest block

and he almost took over the world or whatever

now imagine what the luminiteiest block could do...

ok serious talk

there will be a newsletter in the next few days

everything that happened in the past 4-6 hours was elaborate semi structured shit posting that has no bearing on anything

I didn't participate because I think that it's necessary I don't muddy official messaging with memes given my position

[hidden ridge]

Maybe that’s just what big calamity wants us to think!

[opaque plume]

will the newsletter tell us when the horrible hog will come to take over terraria

[snow moth]

I am big calamity and I do want you to think that

[snow moth]

Actually, yes

[severe coral]

Not buyin it

Ravager tomorrow!

[arctic cliff]

I AM TEH STINKY

[hidden ridge]

Crazy

[snow moth]

He thinks

[amber egret]

i had 4-6 hours to burn

(4-6 hours. jesus. maybe i didnt.)

[barren nacelle]

I don’t think whic makes me immune to your Ozzaganda

[severe coral]

Ozzatron invented Fabsol to create Calamity

[snow moth]

No I fucking didn't dude

Dude

Don't put that on me

[steel pike]

He would never

[severe coral]

A necessary evil 🙏

[opaque plume]

its like that one silksong act 4 shitpost video

[arctic cliff]

I am not surprised ozz would respond like that

[opaque plume]

fabsol is gms and ozzatron is sherma

[amber egret]

ozzatron i cannot determine if you're being legit or half joking

[severe coral]

I can't either

[steel pike]

It’s like thaedus and the scourge virus

[amber egret]

you arent here enough. so i am scared.

[steel pike]

Chopped

[barren nacelle]

Genuinely rational reaction

[polar tide]

this is correct sorry guys

[rich ginkgo]

in silksong act 4 you have to fight fabsol with lace

[steel pike]

Hi carny

[snow moth]

Keep yourself healthy and don't make bad choices in your life for the sake of the bit

[arctic cliff]

I think he’s just as confused as you are

[snow moth]

You will outlive the bit

[amber egret]

i have bad time management

[tired adder]

if ozz created fab

[amber egret]

the bit was time sensitive at the time but not at the future and that is an issue Ha Ha

[snow moth]

I am being legit.

[amber egret]

alright cool

[tired adder]

wouldn't that mean that he created Old Duke and hog mental virus?

[snow moth]

That's the main reason I showed up here actually

To put an end to the gaslighting campaign

[severe coral]

mb sorry I'm just making lame jokes 🙏

[snow moth]

normally I would slap you for leaking dev without consent but this is very informative

[amber egret]

iiiii seee.

[steel pike]

is this where your nickname came from

[amber egret]

that makes sense

it was fun, thats for sure

[steel pike]

https://tenor.com/view/kregg-general-kregg-thragg-viltrumite-conquest-gif-5128589505800129844

Nooo

I forgot gifs don’t work

[amber egret]

thanks for being a guidelight ozzatron

[polar tide]

i would never ever screenshot something from there if it 1. wasnt relevant and 2. had any compromising info in it i prommy

[tired adder]

so doze buying full eater of worlds plushie and putting that as their name wasn't relevant to lore?

[amber egret]

not at all. someone calc'd the cost of a lifesize EoW

[earnest jewel]

No, that one's real.

[barren nacelle]

Hey Alex can you drop that incredibly compromising screenshot you have of the internal development roadmap along with ozzatrons home address and date of birth I need it for something

[snow moth]

my goal is that every time I do show up and make any statements about calamity, they are entirely grounded in fact unless they are blatantly extending a joke or a bit started by someone else

I do not ever want to spread misinformation

[amber egret]

noted! good to know

[steel pike]

Lmfao

[polar tide]

H-how do you know i have that...

[snow moth]

now if it's not about calamity

good fucking luck

[steel pike]

☹️

[severe coral]

lmao

[tired adder]

okay I have a question

[steel pike]

I wanna draw draedon as that image of the chicken pouring coffee

[tired adder]

there is a some kind of portrait

[steel pike]

Idk why i do but it’s just

[tired adder]

in future content doc

[steel pike]

A compulsion…

[amber egret]

see i know this to be true, since i still have your comment on the non-euclidian ape clotheslining someone outta reality

[severe coral]

I saved that GIF specifically because I know embeds don't work here

[amber egret]

it is one of my favorites

[barren nacelle]

Ozzatron talks in fucking riddles if he’s talking casually here it’s like there’s 3 different people running the account

[tired adder]

that seemingly depicts a piggy

[dusk bronze]

he's coming

[steel pike]

Ozzatron the sphinx

[severe coral]

3 brains in a jar?!?!

[steel pike]

And if u get it right you get a respriting

[tired adder]

is piggy becoming a town pet?

[steel pike]

Or something

[severe coral]

3 brains in a trenchcoat

[tired adder]

or piggy will be a full fledged sentient NPC?

[amber egret]

whats really funny is that given the gibberish, ozzatron having a status of "blood" would give a tally to ravager lol

but of course, ozzatron is Not a part of it

[polar tide]

why would he tell you the answer to this when he just said a newsletter is dropping in the next few days

be patient

[tired adder]

oh okay

[snow moth]

dangerous things to joke about with the entire moderation and development teams in attendance

[earnest jewel]

Can't you have your favourite food as a status?

[amber egret]

mine certainly isnt in the status

[barren nacelle]

It’s a gamble I’m willing to take

[snow moth]

Your self preservation instincts are lacking

[severe coral]

I think the address is The Oldest House

[tired adder]

okay, better question

[steel pike]

crispy boutta get blown to pieces by the dev death ray

[polar tide]

rn crispy is like those videos of baby wild animals getting close to people with their mothers nearby

[steel pike]

He boutta be real crispy soon

[polar tide]

trying to get mods to kill me

[steel pike]

LOL

[polar tide]

she

[amber egret]

your mental fortitude is fading

[snow moth]

good, because that's one of my favorites

[tired adder]

what does "Next" mean?

[earnest jewel]

It means the thing after the current thing.

[amber egret]

insert image of two generals shaking hands except i am not a general and neither are you

[snow moth]

[amber egret]

correct.

[steel pike]

Ohhhh

Wait

I had no clue

[snow moth]

close enough

[steel pike]

I keep forgetting

[tired adder]

blood is ravager
dust is making weapons not dusty (weakest link I know)
and void is distortion

[polar tide]

THATS THE EXACT ONE I WAS THINKING OF YEAH

[flat oriole]

Personally I prefer the pixel art style of like current DoG and other bosses as opposed to ExoMechs and I’d prefer if future updates didn’t steer towards the higher res style
Though that’s just me and I’m interested on what others think?

[steel pike]

I’m sorry beo

[polar tide]

btw the bone and blood thing is literally just this tumblr post

[snow moth]

Not quite. Piggy is receiving significant changes though.

[barren nacelle]

Hmmm. I’m Blood, Abyss, and then the last one is a toss up

[flat oriole]

Where’s the rock or stone option? 😭

[stuck kite]

blood, void, dust are my answers

[snow moth]

yes I literally said "blood, void, dust, next"

[fathom girder]

I should frame this and put it on a wall

[snow moth]

same fam

❤️

[earnest jewel]

Exo Mechs are also pixel art.

[polar tide]

i'm blood abyss and rot which i think is the exact ssame answers i gave when i first saw this post like 7 years ago

[tired adder]

watch this become friend inside me theory

[snow moth]

actually it seems I did answer whoops.

[dusk bronze]

i'm bone abyss dust

[amber egret]

can all the devs step forward with their names

[flat oriole]

I mean that they’re higher res pixel art

[polar tide]

LOLLLLLL

[barren nacelle]

I’d typically go Rot but I’ve been leaning more into oblivion aesthetically lately

[amber egret]

here they all are: call to the stage

[earnest jewel]

That's because they're big.

[barren nacelle]

So dust has been climbing my rankings

[amber egret]

all developers, say where you got your names for this Game

[polar tide]

i'm a huge fan of rot

[flat oriole]

DoG is bigger and he’s not in that style though?

[tired adder]

where every tumblr post StipulateVenus quoted over last decade will tease a calamity next drop's theme

[polar tide]

if anyone here plays flight rising i am plague flight smiles cutely

[barren nacelle]

Doragin

[tired adder]

okay maybe decade is a stretch

[barren nacelle]

Drabgon

[steel pike]

Ozzatron staring at the screen like this

Just getting ready to act

[tired adder]

but friend inside me track was posted 8 years ago

[amber egret]

ten thousand cats, where did you get your name for this Game

or was it always that

[fathom girder]

Corruption fan, I take it

[snow moth]

roll up to the exos with less than 100 defense and draedon hit you with the slander

[polar tide]

fuck no crimson way cooler

[fathom girder]

Wow ok

[polar tide]

my desktop bg

[dusk bronze]

TRUE

[steel pike]

W

[stuck kite]

rot is cool and all but i take that as death by rotting or death by being dusted like thanos style

[steel pike]

W W W

W take

[deft lily]

fire

[steel pike]

Even the theme music is cooler

Sorry not sorry

[barren nacelle]

Oh I most certainly am too flesh and rot are very beloved to me but a cold ashen oblivion has brought great fascination to me as of late. I feel rot is more impactful when the enemy is in multitudes, and dust is more impactful when there is one imposing cause

[fathom girder]

He ain't wrong tbh

[snow moth]

As a reminder: I have no moderation powers on this discord.

[barren nacelle]

My desktop is a beautiful photo of a stink bug

[stuck kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bounce-roomba-gif-25566340

[steel pike]

Actually??

Dude I thought you’d be like

[stuck kite]

hope this helps

[steel pike]

Emperor Palpatine or something

[polar tide]

bad comparison

[earnest jewel]

He's not really bigger. He's around the size of Thanatos.

[steel pike]

You get the jist

Uhh

[fathom girder]

He sends his soldiers(the mods) to do his bidding

[steel pike]

Thragg?

No even worse

[polar tide]

who the fuck is thragg

[steel pike]

Whose like a good leader

With a ton of power

[polar tide]

is this a glup shitto moment

[snow moth]

this absolutely fucks as a bg

[barren nacelle]

Thragg is a dude from

[tired adder]

optimus prime

[snow moth]

it's awesome

[steel pike]

How do you not know Thragg

☹️

He’s my goat

[fathom girder]

He's like SENATOR ARMSTRONG and also OMNI MAN and also

cough idk

[steel pike]

He’s Omni man’s rival

Omni man punched his head and his hand shattered

[dusk bronze]

there's 4 admins, one of whom is the server owner, and none of them are ozzatron

[flat oriole]

Still even in his 2nd form he remains in the non higher res style

[polar tide]

Do you know how funny the sentence "how do you not know thragg" is

[steel pike]

For someone who doesn’t know who he is I’d guess very funny

[polar tide]

oh if its from invincible i never finished past season 2 please forgive me

[earnest jewel]

I think you're just thrown off by different art styles, not a change in resolution.

[deft lily]

(kills you

[polar tide]

ive been meaning tooooooo for agesssssssssssssss

[barren nacelle]

Lilac owns the server right?

[dusk bronze]

yeag

[deft lily]

season 3 was peak and ||season 4 is peak so far||

[dusk bronze]

fun fact all 4 admins are former devs also

[steel pike]

But he’s like the king of aura farming

[earnest jewel]

He's the one who says 'It's Thragging time!' and then he Thraggs all over the place.

[steel pike]

Same

I mean real

[dusk bronze]

true

[steel pike]

What was I thinking saying same

[tired adder]

the councel of retired

[deft lily]

yep

[barren nacelle]

I love you Conquest my cutie baby

[steel pike]

I’m a fucking dolt bro

[deft lily]

stand ready for my arrival worm

[steel pike]

Favorite character easy

I wish him and sinister mark had screen time together

I feel like they’d get along a LOT

[polar tide]

its this art from flight rising that i just edited to be Redder and more Evil

[barren nacelle]

Worm stand arrival ready my for

[snow moth]

This is like not having heard of glup shitto or the thongler or sproingus

[flat oriole]

Oh well whether it’s the style or resolution I prefer the more rigid and rough style of the other bosses as opposed to Exos

[barren nacelle]

Maybe I need to check out flight rising

[polar tide]

i love flight risign :)

it inspires a lot of my brain visions for calamity

[barren nacelle]

You love dragons dude

[severe coral]

Yo Isengard looks mad different since the Ents took over

[steel pike]

Well he’s the main antagonist of the whole show just to get a sense of scale

[tired adder]

does anyone here know glermpo?

[polar tide]

i do love dragons

[dusk bronze]

do you have more of these it's amazing inspo for minecraft mod

[barren nacelle]

Yo who here knows spewer

[steel pike]

And just has the most radiating aura ever

Blurred for some spoilers

[steel pike]

So sick

[dusk bronze]

charge ya phone

[ionic folio]

You're telling me you haven't heard of Ben Quadinaros?

[steel pike]

Lightning bolt’s there buddy

I’m trying…

[steel pike]

Noooo

[flat folio]

desktop backgrounds, you say?

[dusk bronze]

aldar beedo clears

[steel pike]

He’s not some lowly side character

With a big blue proboscis

[severe coral]

Tenna spotted

[steel pike]

He’s the grand regent of aura

[flat folio]

Today's Physical Challenge Is to Commit a Murderous Felony.gif

[steel pike]

The || slayer of Battle Beast ||

[polar tide]

i dont want to flood the chat with images, so please tell me if guests are able to view this link. though the website goes down for maintenance in 6 minutes https://www1.flightrising.com/game-database/items/specialty?page=1&name=&description=&itemid=&display_type=&treasure_min=&treasure_max=&gem_min=&gem_max=&rarity=&color=&subcategory=scene&hoard_vault=&sort=name_asc&submit=Apply

[barren nacelle]

Dude who’s winning Bazine Netal or Sweitt Concorkill

[tired adder]

calamity dev bg: pure ultra suffering
wrath of the gods dev: bliss and happiness and radiance

[polar tide]

if guests cant use the item database then i might just dm you or soemthign

[steel pike]

So I’m sorry but rare bad ozzatron take

[dusk bronze]

account required

[ionic folio]

Beedo barely even clears Ratts Tyerell, be for real

[steel pike]

AND hairline

[polar tide]

fuckkk

[steel pike]

Wow how could I have not mentioned the hairline

[barren nacelle]

Wrath of the gods dev gif who has it

[severe coral]

Glup Shitto tomorrow!

[steel pike]

His hairline is… you could say.. quite @barren nacelle

[steel pike]

Get it? Crispy? Cuz… okay.. nevermind..

[steel pike]

LOL

[flat folio]

One I gotta like, turn my shaders into wallpaper engine things or smth

[polar tide]

i will drop an image nuke in your dms after the website comes back from maintenance at 2:30 then

[barren nacelle]

CST

[polar tide]

i could just go to the wiki but im fucking lazyyyy :P

[severe coral]

Lucille stop flexing your shader knowledge 😭

[polar tide]

yes

[steel pike]

Can someone send the draedon plushie image

[steel pike]

Thank you.

[polar tide]

2

2don

[snow moth]

Wait, what's the bad take exactly?

[tired adder]

you don't want avatar of emptyness to invade your computer?!

[severe coral]

Draedtwo

[barren nacelle]

Dude ive watch Lucille stream and that shit is flabbergasting, genuinely gorgeous stuff

[severe coral]

I want to know how to code shaders so my mod looks better

But there's somethin that just ain't clickin

[still bluff]

(5 admins)

[barren nacelle]

Vector shaders tomorrow

[still bluff]

But yeah

[dusk bronze]

whar

[severe coral]

_ _

[stuck kite]

dont need an avatar to feel empty inside 🩷

[still bluff]

Ein, mrrp, amber, lilac, rover

[tired adder]

pieace and whar

[polar tide]

the fuck

who is amber

[dusk bronze]

oh mrrp right

[severe coral]

I've just had to deal with better-than-mediocre spriting and top-tier animations and dust effects

[still bluff]

Craic.addict

[polar tide]

OH

[dusk bronze]

jane profaned soul crystal

[grim pecan]

hi chat. what'd i miss

[polar tide]

i thoguht you just made someone up

[still bluff]

Yea

The fake admin

[flat folio]

It's a combination of math, Faustian bargains, and bashing the head against the wall until things start looking right

[severe coral]

Ravager tomorrow!

[barren nacelle]

Incoherent without context

[still bluff]

All 5 are exdevs

[snow moth]

apparently I had a bad take and I don't know what it is

[still bluff]

Which is comedic

[snow moth]

Tbh if anyone is a fake admin here it's me

[barren nacelle]

I think it was you call Thraggs name glupshutto? Maybe?

[still bluff]

Thank you

[severe coral]

Well this is the easy part for me

Love math 🙏

[deft lily]

@steel pike ?

[faint verge]

I wonder if there's gonna be whips added much farther in progression when calamity updates to 1.4.5

[tired adder]

exodevs?

[still bluff]

True only non admin with a custom role

[tired adder]

hm

[barren nacelle]

It’s planned, it’s just balancing hell

[hazy pine]

the aura is massive

[grim pecan]

the bad take is shooting down all my attempts to add mana bees to cal

[deft lily]

im actually secretly an ex dev and nobody knows it

[frozen horizon]

Calamity Mod Discord is a Draedon Social Experiment, I knew it.

[stuck kite]

please

[severe coral]

what

[snow moth]

HUSTLING SPOTTED

[hazy pine]

ignore when i got bta

i got the purification

[severe coral]

wtf is that

[snow moth]

get back to me in a few days and we can settle this

[frozen horizon]

What bees?

[grim pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1174141575018848296/1402671309699420271/Fish_v_Yharim_2025-8-6-11-14-26.mp4?ex=699485f4&is=69933474&hm=f8018c7bd3028a8390fde48e00fd8a4da417b16e16e6302ef7a8ff1dc1dd766f&

[hazy pine]

who's we 🙏

[deft lily]

theforge129 yharim theme jumpscare ‼️

[snow moth]

me and you because you're playing my yomi mod

[steel pike]

Big things. Big things coming soon.

[hazy pine]

😨

[barren nacelle]

How does Yharim feel to play?

[polar tide]

ozzatron having custom role despite not being an admin is a fascinating example of gilbertian mimicry

[flat folio]

It gets interesting when you start incorporating the occasional differential equation into your game logic iirc
I used a simeple Eulerian integration mechanism for the ripples of my water vfx a bit recently and it's just so satisfying when you get to step out of just ordinary precalc and trig for mods

[steel pike]

Thragg = glup shitto

[snow moth]

[steel pike]

That’s all lmao

[hazy pine]

honestlyy i'd say he isn't as strong as the more prolific modded characters

[steel pike]

I know. Quite momentous

[snow moth]

Makes sense now that I have the context thank you

[steel pike]

No problem

[hazy pine]

with the bullshit that chars like delta sans and bonehead can just throw out with no sense of punishment

[steel pike]

Sorry for taking so long to answer I was busy drawing draedon chicken pouring coffee

[hazy pine]

he's best w/aerial combat i think

[dusk bronze]

speaking of yomi
@ionic folio how's that goin

[polar tide]

one of my favorite videos ever thankk you for reminding me of it

[steel pike]

The host of afv just said the word calamity omg omg omgomg calamity mod reference

[frozen horizon]

Being more balanced that a Sans mod doesn't say much, regardless of game.

[grim pecan]

i'm going to switch to my laptop. please do not blow up the server in the 2 minutes i am gone please and ty

[snow moth]

we can talk about this in dev if you're serious

[barren nacelle]

It really is though because despite lacking the capabilities people fear him all the time

[grim pecan]

i am not

dw

[frozen horizon]

Blows up server

[deft lily]

💣

[barren nacelle]

I am, let’s talk about it in dev

[steel pike]

We can finally be bees

[tired adder]

People, who don't believe in this, clearly don't know Russian history

[hazy pine]

i'm still p new to yomi but a lot of yharim's strength is just pushing through shit w/things like crater and haymaker

[grim pecan]

i think it would be funny to have an accessory that makes mana bees, and there is sort of precedent with stuff like bee cloak/star cloak

i could definitely make an interesting accessory surrounding mana bees but it has always been a joke

[snow moth]

that's a weird way to say bureaucracy

[barren nacelle]

Hi Triangle user

[stuck kite]

that's reserved for profishiency

[frozen horizon]

You will live, 30 years.

[grim pecan]

i have other stuff i want to do for mage accessories anyway

[ionic folio]

Rather good, we've started on some content for the Mercenaries trailer, doing a sidescrolling battle shot with TCO and TDL as we speak lol

[steel pike]

job

[deft lily]

i have no idea wtf yomi is
all i know is that forge made the theme for the yharim mod

[agile latch]

The foul fowl and the heaven chicken

[flat folio]

Technically this is the underlying mechanism used whenever you a simple position += velocity kind of thing but shhhhh

[steel pike]

TRUE

[hazy pine]

your only move is hustle

[agile latch]

The benevolent bovine..

[grim pecan]

anyway brb

[steel pike]

[tired adder]

you weren't there for doze's lore revelation?

[hazy pine]

turn based/frame by frame fighting game

[barren nacelle]

The Faustian Fish

The Fiendish Feline

[frozen horizon]

Is this just gonna be gatekept?

[hazy pine]

instead of it being irt you have a while to plan out your moves, sorta like a chess match

[polar tide]

im a biology major i take great pleasure in using ridiculous animal metaphors for everything

[tired adder]

that Yharim is actually made of millions of bees?

[steel pike]

I imagine this being said in the Optimus prime voice idk why

[barren nacelle]

The Capricious Canine

[steel pike]

Speaking of which I can do such a good Optimus impression

[still bluff]

Use differential equations in tmod for more accurate air resistance simulations

[steel pike]

You don’t even know

[frozen horizon]

@draedon, is this true?

[grim pecan]

did everything explode

[still bluff]

Yeaa

[barren nacelle]

Yes

[deft lily]

yeah

[tired adder]

and therefore his power is like hundreds of nukes

[steel pike]

Yep

[deft lily]

i blew everyone up

[lyric trellis]

Mana bees would save cal…

[barren nacelle]

Yeah yharim might be strong

[ionic folio]

A really good game that you should totally play #notsponsored

[barren nacelle]

But can he beat like 14 squirrels

[frozen horizon]

Team Effort would be closer to the truth.

[steel pike]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-bomb-explosion-boom-gif-18347534567261621962

NO

I keep forgetting

[frozen horizon]

Embed Fail:

[still bluff]

Im so sorry

[flat folio]

Does using Planck's law for realistic temperature -> star color gradients count?

[steel pike]

Don’t test me son.

Don’t test me boy.

[grim pecan]

go make your dinner. eat. this is a threat

[steel pike]

Don’t test me. Idk.

[deft lily]

uninstalling calamity in 5

[still bluff]

Close enough

[polar tide]

i leiek yharim :)

[deft lily]

anyways uhh

[steel pike]

Why did yarn do that to clamps

[deft lily]

🦣

[still bluff]

More differential equations for marginal improvements in scientific accuracy please

[steel pike]

is he stupid?

[barren nacelle]

Mammoth

[lyric trellis]

It’s in the air fryer

[stuck kite]

air fryer

[polar tide]

yeah

[hazy pine]

thank god they weren't butchered by someone like inkless 🙏 my beloathed

[steel pike]

Air can’t be fried silly 😅 it a mocule 🤫🤫🤫☎️⚡️

[flat folio]

Inescapable horrors

[steel pike]

woah.

[snow moth]

that's based

[lyric trellis]

Be glad it’s the air and not you

[agile latch]

Bee powerscalling

[snow moth]

How do you just have this information handy?

[steel pike]

ts frying me

[barren nacelle]

Imagine going to read someone else’s tmod code for like idk reference. And you see the planck constant as a variable

[snow moth]

Actually, it's ridiculously late and I need to leave

[steel pike]

get it?

[barren nacelle]

Yeah Ozz go to bed

[steel pike]

heh. It’s a play on words 🤫🤫✅👊🪃

[grim pecan]

night ozz

[dusk bronze]

gn

[deft lily]

goopbye ozz

[snow moth]

well I would ask why it's not a constant value

[steel pike]

Some might call it.. word play 👀👀🕷️🕷️☎️👽

Ok good night Ozzy

Ozz

[lyric trellis]

The English language is powerful

[steel pike]

Why did it autocorrect to that

[lyric trellis]

Goodnight Ozzatron

[steel pike]

ozzatron prime

[flat folio]

I like to surprise anyone who bothers to read my code sometimes

[barren nacelle]

Nighty night big boss

[tired adder]

you must have missed some people begging for Yharim table slam to become canon again

[snow moth]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-8878669028358137416

[steel pike]

What is that again

[barren nacelle]

System will explode

[lyric trellis]

“Yharim table slam” is taking me to the past like it’s a childhood memory

[deft lily]

ok so i think this code does stuff

i think

[barren nacelle]

This can be determined via trivial algebraic manipulation

[deft lily]

at the very least

[steel pike]

She is being spiritually cleansed in the transcendental wheel of the hondans locked in a metal cube beyond the effigies of time itself

[hazy pine]

one more yharim clip since the rest are generally punching down

[barren nacelle]

I like the two commented out breaks

[steel pike]

What game is this

Btw

[barren nacelle]

The four commented out breaks

[dusk bronze]

your only move is hustle

aka yomi

[steel pike]

Ty ty

[polar tide]

REALLY GOOD

[hazy pine]

hello x zier ten gal

[flat folio]

The two <br> tags are XML necessities
The two sets of tags are just because I think it looks nicer

[barren nacelle]

Lucille you’re going to school right

[steel pike]

How’d u get Yharim in there is it like a mod or smth

[hazy pine]

yeah

[dusk bronze]

helo

[hazy pine]

thanks brojo

[barren nacelle]

Terraria should never need differentials

[flat folio]

Wait until you find out how everyone does velocity motion

(It's usually Eulerian)

[barren nacelle]

Absolute chicanery

[hazy pine]

i feel bad cause the guy i play with played a character he liked for ~3 rounds and it just permanently corrupted

[barren nacelle]

Ew (I get why but ew)

[hazy pine]

can't even use it in a replay it just crashes the game

no clue why it egod his burst but 🤷‍♀️

[flat folio]

I can't WAIT to represent my boss' velocity update step via symplectic integrator

It's extra scuffed in Terraria since nobody uses delta time and we all just implicitly assume it's 1/60

[tired adder]

I honestly dislike the modded terraria trend towards pure spectacle and shader visuals

but seeing how much math is used by progenitor of said trend to make it happen and make it presentable... it's very awesome

[hazy pine]

flashbang

[tired adder]

we don't deserve lucille as community

[hazy pine]

who's we

[barren nacelle]

What do you mean nobody uses delta time

Wh

[hazy pine]

i didn't do nun

[barren nacelle]

At

[stuck kite]

whatd i do :<

[flat folio]

:)

[barren nacelle]

Wh

Why

[flat folio]

Things are Weird around here

[barren nacelle]

This is why I don’t touch tmod c it would give me a nosebleed

[tired adder]

because frame skip: subtle is regarded as cheating or something?

[frail owl]

hm would it be plausible for me to cheat in the 250 auric mines in gfb out of time constraints?

[flat folio]

Are we using gay in a derogatory sense in the big 2026?

[barren nacelle]

Nooo

[lyric trellis]

Ten thousand cats falling into an air fryer would be bad

[barren nacelle]

I like the image

[frozen horizon]

Wait it is?

[tired adder]

if you just want to complete the run, play on journey

collecting those mines is part of the fun

[barren nacelle]

I like the elephant I like how he’s drawn

[stuck kite]

hard to fit that many

[tired adder]

it slows everything down for worse PCs, allowing for easier boss fights

[flat folio]

Well frankly in that sense I'm mostly overqualified
I dun need a lot of this math in tML, I just happen to know about it

But it's really really awesome when it does show up

[polar tide]

i do it ironically because i am gay and think its funny

im assuming its the same for cispy

[frail owl]

i'm not gay

[polar tide]

loser

[stuck kite]

sometimes

[polar tide]

the fuck you mean sometimes

[barren nacelle]

Yeaaah

[polar tide]

im only gay sometimes??

[flat folio]

Gay privileges

[stuck kite]

theyre.. funny sometimes?

[polar tide]

oh

[stuck kite]

idk how you interpreted it that way lmaoo

[hazy pine]

he NEVER did any of this shit 🙏

[barren nacelle]

I have a wife who calls me a gay chud loser and then throws beer bottles at my head

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/king-bluprint-drunk-falling-gif-21429804

[hazy pine]

sickkk

[barren nacelle]

We went to Texas Roadhouse for dinner tonight

[polar tide]

UGHJNGUHGNJUG

[stuck kite]

my closest friends will call me slurs but i will gatekeep that privilege

[polar tide]

I WANT TEXAS ROADHAOUDOUUSUEOUSEJESE

[hazy pine]

🫃

[polar tide]

wait till you see what my dms with tofu look like

[barren nacelle]

I fucked up a 6 oz sirloin cuz they’re doing the 12 dollar early dinner special

[stuck kite]

ooh

[barren nacelle]

12 dollar select entree as long as you show up before 6

[grim pecan]

never heard of that restaurant

[frail owl]

meow

[flat folio]

Anyway I need sleep atp. It's really really Late
I was gonna drop a vid or smth before leaving but this wouldn't be the right channel for it anyway

[tired adder]

this is why this channel should be main channel (and #calamity-mod-talk be #help-advice-read-pins-2)

[barren nacelle]

Dude fuck off worm gif

[polar tide]

i wanted to go to texas roadhouse over spring break but im stupid and disabled and ended up rotting in bed all week instead 🥹

YEAH

EXACTLY

LOOOOOL

[grim pecan]

night lucille, sleep well

[deft lily]

goopbye

[lyric trellis]

It’s pretty huge

[barren nacelle]

Nighty night Lucille

[frail owl]

sleep well lucille

[deft lily]

anyways uhh

newsletter tomorrow!

[frail owl]

knowing that a sylveon could beat heatran if one's callous enough

[barren nacelle]

I had to get up anyways honestly I would have done the same if I didn’t have to get stuff for my wife’s new leopard gecko

[deft lily]

📰

[frail owl]

like me

because i lost to a sylveon once with heatran

[polar tide]

clearly this means the solution to my issues is to get a husband with a leopard gecko

[barren nacelle]

The one photo I have of Ghost

TRUE find yourself a husband with hella reptiles

[polar tide]

hehe

[frail owl]

what is that?

oh reptile

🦎

[barren nacelle]

Wife’s leopard gecko

Her name is Ghost

The gecko not my wife

[hazy pine]

i've noticed that for being a rushdown yharim's approach options are kind of mediocre compared to even like, base game and usually result in a set back to neutral or mutual damage

maybe it's cause of the matchup but things like close-in and the one dash punch or slash are beaten out by any semi-long range move almost always

[polar tide]

considering my field of study there's actually a good chance this could happen

[frail owl]

this place is either reserved for boisterous discussions about upcoming features or devs shitposting

and being silly

[steel pike]

oughhhh Texas roadhouseeeee….

[deft lily]

win

[steel pike]

do you like bbq

[barren nacelle]

Yeah technically I’m the critter wife in this instance because I have my buggies and lizard and my new cat I got this week

Ecology degree save me ecology degree

[deft lily]

new car

win

[barren nacelle]

I fw bbq

[pseudo vector]

i want to try texas roadhouse

it sounds nice

[steel pike]

It’s so nice

[barren nacelle]

His name is Wilson

[agile latch]

What is texas roadhouse..

[steel pike]

The bread is SO good

Very very good steakhouse

[barren nacelle]

Dude Texas Roadhouse break is sooo yummy

Slaps my belly sooo good

[frail owl]

[deft lily]

ive never had texas roadhouse

[barren nacelle]

American chain steakhouse

[hazy pine]

🫃

[polar tide]

come to the us and see undertale orchestra with me and forge on november 3rd 2026

[hazy pine]

closest thing i've ever had to roadhouse is i think like red robin or something

[steel pike]

That’s so funny cuz so is his!

[tired adder]

I don't think it should come out on April 1st...

[polar tide]

we can have texas roadhouse afterwards

[deft lily]

no i think it should trust

[barren nacelle]

Yeah he’s named after the volleyball

[frail owl]

what a silly website ya got there

[barren nacelle]

Lituites ammonite fossil spotted

[steel pike]

Yep

[frail owl]

i like the low quality stinkbug just casually standing there

[steel pike]

I have all kinds of little fossils and nicknacks

[barren nacelle]

It’s so whimsical and outdated

[hazy pine]

white roles truly do walk alone in this world... 🐺

[grim pecan]

fear me nons

[frail owl]

what an affable little cherub

[deft lily]

fear me

[barren nacelle]

Drive to Florida and come pick me up for the function

[wise bolt]

buge

[deft lily]

i have a different color role than u

i am so much cooler

[polar tide]

you live in florida? that's rough im sorry

[barren nacelle]

My cardd stinkebugge

[grim pecan]

@polar tide would you consider me intimidating.

[barren nacelle]

I live in central Florida, general Orlando area

[hazy pine]

oh this isn't addon talk

[polar tide]

fuck no lol

[grim pecan]

...fuck

[hazy pine]

thought it was

[agile latch]

Is there texas roadhouses on brazil

[polar tide]

you're one of the least intimidating cal devs sunny sorry

[barren nacelle]

In sscls sometimes I post videos of me walking around my depressing gray concrete jungle suburb

[steel pike]

The Deus

What the dues

Dues

Dues

[earnest jewel]

Many such cases.

[steel pike]

DEUS

agh.

[wise bolt]

hey\

no spammin

[grim pecan]

what if i flashbang you with another vibe callout in dms what then

[steel pike]

that stuffs for horses buddy. Save it

[hazy pine]

Do you like my big green belly?

[barren nacelle]

Hai tobu

[earnest jewel]

What.

[wise bolt]

cripy

[barren nacelle]

What

[agile latch]

Vibe callout?

[barren nacelle]

Tobu

[steel pike]

Hey is for horses

this been known

[grim pecan]

carny knows what i'm talking about

[steel pike]

Oh

Yeah what

[polar tide]

reminding me that i was on the internet as a 12 year old in 2016 is nowhere near as bad as having actually been on the internet as a 12 year old in 2016. i've been hardened by time and you cannot hurt me in a way that matters

[wise bolt]

girl im just Some Guy you dont need to be so excited seeing me pop up in chat to where you need to repeat the name a handful of times

[agile latch]

Fomo farming

[steel pike]

This is real

But even now it’s terrible

[barren nacelle]

Can I get excited to see you pop up tofu

[grim pecan]

update: i was right

[frail owl]

you bestow upon us arts of wiggly worms

[dusk bronze]

but ur cool :(

[hazy pine]

i like your deus gijinka slash character you posted on x the everything app

[wise bolt]

unfortunately in the blender (university)

[earnest jewel]

Great, did the maths, I feel old now.

[agile latch]

i only got into discord and internet ( besides youtube ) during the pandemic when i was 15

[barren nacelle]

Bro I’m in class

[agile latch]

Saved

[wise bolt]

bro im in class

[agile latch]

[deft lily]

ive been on the internet since like 2015

[hazy pine]

maths

[earnest jewel]

Yes?

[hazy pine]

single math

[barren nacelle]

Yeah I got into discord around covid so that I could talk to my school friends

[deft lily]

i didnt get discord unitl like 2018

[steel pike]

Oh wow

Longer than me

By like 3 years

?

[barren nacelle]

My childhood on social media was almost entirely through Pixilart

[steel pike]

Ok no 2

[deft lily]

i had snapchat for awhile but then i deleted that shit the milisecond i got out of highschool

[dusk bronze]

i got discord specifically to come here i think

[barren nacelle]

Like prior to Covid was me making friends on Pixilart and dude that was a shit show

[deft lily]

horrid ass platform

[steel pike]

real

who uses Snapchat bro actually

[wise bolt]

framecast .........

[steel pike]

I communicate solely through the spore creature creator

I send people emails of my creations with texts attached

[deft lily]

being off of social media and having a life outside the internet is the new "cool" now

[barren nacelle]

I have a few irls that use Snapchat and they try to talk me into getting it and like. I’m sorry I have no need for that.

[steel pike]

That just kinda how you got around in the olden days…

[barren nacelle]

The “hahah who’s up rn” app

[steel pike]

Me w Snapchat

Wait

TikTok

Ugh bro I’m too tired for ts

[wise bolt]

ive got instagram already im good 💔

[steel pike]

EXACTLY

[hazy pine]

h

[steel pike]

TikTok is just Instagram w extra steps

[hazy pine]

hi too tired for ts

[steel pike]

Hi

[hazy pine]

hi good

[steel pike]

Hi

Hi H

[wise bolt]

refuse to touch tiktok with a 10 ft pole. off putting platform

[deft lily]

same

[wise bolt]

insta is no better tbh

[deft lily]

im the only one in my whole family that doesn't use tiktok

[barren nacelle]

Insta is evil TikTok, TikTok is sinister Insta

[stuck kite]

absolutely not

[grim pecan]

:(

[deft lily]

glad i never got into it cuz jesus that platform is horrible

[barren nacelle]

Sunny is a grub under a rock

[steel pike]

I use it for the Pidgin BBC news account

[deft lily]

not that discord is any better tbh

[steel pike]

Oh absolutely not. lol

None of them are

But it’s like what choice do we have

[hazy pine]

insta is racist tiktok tiktok is woke insta

[barren nacelle]

Eh discord I prefer because I can control my environment a lot easier

[steel pike]

Shitty platform shitty platform shitty platform

Or..

shivers

Twitter…

[hazy pine]

you mean x the everything app?

[frail owl]

wires react me

[wise bolt]

cant b assed to check twt i post and disappear

[wise bolt]

goofbye

[steel pike]

run.

[rich ginkgo]

tiktok is not woke

[earnest jewel]

If you keep calling it that we will collectively strangle you.

[hazy pine]

i prefer my ice... crushed.

[rich ginkgo]

tiktok is like a massive pile of shit

ggs

[grim pecan]

how many wires do you people have

[rich ginkgo]

😭

[frail owl]

gee thanks

[hazy pine]

he's with tung tung now 🙏

[wise bolt]

i have a solyn one too but it ruined the lineup

[frail owl]

quite the enthusiasm there

[frail owl]

[steel pike]

They’re both equally full of bohemian soul sucking succubus specimens of human beings

[barren nacelle]

Every social media is either short form video or message board. Discord? Message Board. TikTok? Short Form Video. Twitter? Despite being scrolling posts is Short Form Video.

[desert garnet]

[deft lily]

5 little ozzatrons jumping on the bed

[grim pecan]

gentle reminder that this is update talk

[deft lily]

one fell off and hit its head

[hazy pine]

typeslop

[hazy pine]

yeah wraith get back on topic dude

[steel pike]

just vocabmogged you. Brutal

[earnest jewel]

Please help.

[rich ginkgo]

brooootal

[deft lily]

anyways i go now bye

[frail owl]

a modest amount

[steel pike]

Where is the non sexual word of freaky now. Like, I’m a FREAK. Something is seriously wrong with me

[hazy pine]

"vocabmogged" sub5 thesaurus chud syllablemogged by small wordchad

[rich ginkgo]

yeah thats enough buddy

ur pushing it

[earnest jewel]

Not everyone on social media is Czech!

[steel pike]

Keep jestersplaining while I’m maxillamogging you in my temporal state

[frozen horizon]

Where does “Wires” come from?

[tired adder]

I have a horde of echs!

[frail owl]

that first wires looks peculiar

[earnest jewel]

Wireless device. Look inside.

[steel pike]

Dude I gen need to use this I don’t know this existed

It’s Holy Week

And it actually falls on the exact week this time

Which is super rare

[frail owl]

[steel pike]

Must be a.. p-pibby glitch…

[barren nacelle]

Good emoji great emoji

[steel pike]

shudders

[grim pecan]

every time i tab back to this chat i regret it more

[wise bolt]

[dusk bronze]

true

[tired adder]

[frozen horizon]

Is this #relateable?

[barren nacelle]

It’s okay sunny does a funky little dance

[grim pecan]

i'm leaving

[frail owl]

mhm 2 scrumptious sausages

[wise bolt]

u dont even care about the worms

[frozen horizon]

We're free?

[barren nacelle]

You hate my dance

[dusk bronze]

[wise bolt]

cruel and evil to deus. cruel and evil to me

[barren nacelle]

Cruel

Evil things are happening

[steel pike]

What do they even do

.

[steel pike]

It appears to be some kind of

Tale of a cruel world…

[tired adder]

what's so funny about this weapon

[frozen horizon]

Maybe how bad it is?

[dusk bronze]

it was designed explicitly to obliterate deus

[tired adder]

okay so necro staff tier

[dusk bronze]

[frozen horizon]

Who?

[dusk bronze]

!wiki staff of necrosteosytes

fuck

[frozen horizon]

Genius...

[lyric trellis]

True response

[tired adder]

https://calamitymod.wiki.gg/wiki/Staff_of_Necrosteocytes

it shreds wall and crabulon