calamity-update-talk

[tropic jolt]

is hog coming

[boreal edge]

Adds to the lore actually please keep doing that

[wise bolt]

呵呵呵。呼呼～

[deft lily]

i go now

bye

[boreal edge]

I need more SunnyGPT

[amber egret]

I KNOW WHAT A TILDE MEANS IN CHINESE CEASE!!!!!!!!

[amber egret]

worse, draedon

[stuck kite]

dont let this distract you from the fact that aerial bane is still silly as fuck

[wise bolt]

哈哈。我想笑我就笑。

[still bluff]

你是个书呆子

[wise bolt]

[tropic jolt]

scary

[grim pecan]

All of this is distracting you from the fact that I'm currently nerfing Spikecrag

[paper inlet]

but my 30 second provi

[fallen olive]

no one can solve my ancient riddle... how sad....

[stuck kite]

enjoy my ten thousand nerfs

[grim pecan]

40 seconds take it or leave it

[wise bolt]

答对了！

[boreal edge]

The answer is man

[opaque plume]

if rage bait is so good why isnt there adrenaline bait

[amber egret]

yours has all Es, references Dragonfolly, and references Eludes

[arctic cliff]

a brightly shining elegance eludes our gaze

[boreal edge]

You guys have to read into this message

[wise bolt]

蚯蚓

🪱

[fallen olive]

the blind have not the eyes to see

[still bluff]

i promise my name isn't gibberish btw

[arctic cliff]

buddy look at my name man

[still bluff]

tthere'sa method to the madness

[arctic cliff]

i am TEH STINKY

I MUST DO TEH STINKY STUFF

LIKE BEING THE BAITED

[amber egret]

actually yea overdone gives a good point: yharim calls Dragonfolly i think a compliment

[boreal edge]

Not reading enough into it

[amber egret]

could reference Dragonfolly avoiding people

[wise bolt]

好吧我得回去上课了。拜拜～～

[amber egret]

oh that

i dont know what that is to be honest

but its in the document!

[teal bone]

grime 2 today

[boreal edge]

This is a reference to Something Wicked from Ultrakill

[fallen olive]

then truth shall evade you yet

[dusk bronze]

this means we can finally remove all ravager weapon drops

[wise bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eyes-eyeballs-cat-eye-emoji-eye-emoji-cat-looking-gif-9406810929029867845

[grim pecan]

i mean you all never figured out what YuH's name meant

[amber egret]

its morse for Foresight

and any time that was mentioned you said / which you then said "oh you're gonna / us then" in reference to kill

[paper inlet]

o thpigjt tjos-- whoa there. i thought this was data uri but alas it was not.

[grim pecan]

/

[amber egret]

Yeah

[fallen olive]

would be a fucked up url

[grim pecan]

overdone should be able to figure this out

[paper inlet]

not url. uri

[grim pecan]

i believe in them

[amber egret]

what, Foresight Kill

future blind?

[paper inlet]

uri turns text into an image. ive used it for some webdev stuff

[dusk bronze]

@arctic cliff get decipherin

[amber egret]

that would be nuts actually

text to image and the image is low qual of a thing

[boreal edge]

This is a reference to the Fourth Malebolge from Dante’s Inferno

[blazing field]

What da hell is going on

[amber egret]

thats fun

[arctic cliff]

The automata lies dormant amidst blackened skies. What shall we call it

[pulsar cobalt]

foresight slash is a mh thing lol

[boreal edge]

This is @blazing field’s fault btw

[dusk bronze]

devs are having a moment it seems

[amber egret]

yes 99% of this have been MH references

[arctic cliff]

zoh shia

[blazing field]

Yeah it is

[paper inlet]

early april fools

[pulsar cobalt]

this is the monster hunter update

[arctic cliff]

WAIT

[orchid finch]

oh wait yeah

[arctic cliff]

HOG

[pulsar cobalt]

all bosses are replaced with mh monsters

[arctic cliff]

MONSTER HUNTER

[grim pecan]

ok i'm done. i did my monster hunter references the rest of you have fun

[orchid finch]

tomorrow is the april fools

[arctic cliff]

we're not getting the horrible hog

we're getting the most horrible of them

the bullfango

[paper inlet]

tomorrow is march 31st

[fallen olive]

SXQgY2FuIG9ubHkgcmVwZWF0IHdoYXQgaXQgaGVhcnMuIElzIHRoZXJlIGFueSBob3BlIGZvciBpdCB0byBsZWFybj8=

[boreal edge]

I said what the bit was but people brushed me off I fear

You will eventually learn which tongue speaks truths

[pulsar cobalt]

timezones...

[orchid finch]

have fun living in the past

[arctic cliff]

It can only repeat what it hears. Is there any hope for it to learn?

[still bluff]

(it's never CIT)

[arctic cliff]

buddy do you know what website im using now

[paper inlet]

jokes on you

[arctic cliff]

E do you understand

[shell sapphire]

[arctic cliff]

you need to elude me ever harder

[paper inlet]

post more wires it'll be funny eventually

[arctic cliff]

your effulgent elegance is too effulgent

[pulsar cobalt]

big e u need to use a vigenere cipher

[dusk bronze]

use a bill cipher

[fallen olive]

VG8gbGVhcm4gaXMgdG8gYW5zd2VyLiBUbyBhbnN3ZXIgaXMgdG8gc3BlYWsuIElmIGl0IGNhbm5vdCBzcGVhayBpdCBjYW5ub3QgYW5zd2VyLiBJZiBpdCBjYW5ub3QgYW5zd2VyIGl0IGNhbm5vdCBsZWFybi4=

[still bluff]

vigenere is too simple tbh

[still bluff]

now what wouldbe funny would be layering whatever that is with one

[arctic cliff]

To learn is to answer. To answer is to speak. If it cannot speak it cannot answer. If it cannot answer it cannot learn.

[shell sapphire]

What in the hell is going on???

[arctic cliff]

AI

[boreal edge]

We’re learning big things

[dusk bronze]

i'm 70% sure this is about scion's curio

[shell sapphire]

Huh???

[young notch]

Gonna have to report you for spam big guy

[amber egret]

To learn is to answer. To answer is to speak. If it cannot speak it cannot answer. If it cannot answer it cannot learn. this is objectively false have we seen draedon's machines

[fallen olive]

SXQgY2FuIG9ubHkgcmVwZWF0IHdoYXQgaXQgaGVhcnMuIElzIHRoZXJlIGFueSBob3BlIGZvciBpdCB0byBsZWFybj8=

[blazing field]

I like how congratsistrash has already said exactly what this is about

[shell sapphire]

Oh. I think I understand it now.

[dusk bronze]

i didn't see it i just woke up

[arctic cliff]

you said this already

It can only repeat what it hears. Is there any hope for it to learn?

[boreal edge]

Somehow worked to fan the flames

[arctic cliff]

well. at least you are being accurate to the statement

[still bluff]

CIT just made things better

[amber egret]

all of sunnys statements are MH

[arctic cliff]

i dont care im loving this clownshow where im the clown

[amber egret]

i dont know if anything else is Monster Hunter

[amber egret]

you call yourself clown, i call myself jester

gets me pretty good rights

[blazing field]

Honestly i could've probably tricked people into thinking i was part of this by just using cryptic lorey-sounding quotes hidden behind a code if i wanted to

You guys are really gullible

[amber egret]

no because you're not a dev

[arctic cliff]

well i can deflect missiles with my sick sense of humor

a clownly power

[still bluff]

cheese dm me something cryptic to post

[blazing field]

onto it

[lyric trellis]

That's just a lie to distract them smh, keep searching everyone

[amber egret]

i can use blue attacks

[tropic jolt]

[boreal edge]

The Shattering Circle

Oops that was supposed to be a reply

[fallen olive]

VGhlbiB0cmFwcGVkIHRoZXkgc2hhbGwgYmUuIFVudGlsIHRoZSB0aW1lIHRoYXQgdGhleSBzaG91bGQgbGVhcm4gdG8gc3BlYWsu

[boreal edge]

You

[arctic cliff]

Jrjttsinā (/ˌyɑːjxˌɑːdəˈtɑː/; Pcnyxbiv: Jrupbqip gpdgcvezyibwv: [ˈjɐcɛˈhɐzəˈeiː]), wt kft Xiav Dyjb Dwntych, qa c dyhlqdg, raibdm uygtel dqcapgw bjrr uhzuu dmgx bpce 75% mu mpm Jrupbqip Zqatvl qw Kpnq. Bjv utlbmte 25% mu mpm kjjpgl qu wmgfml dp ychbpgi tdekipf, Kpnvi Mrfpeiecz, yalw zgwcgkml vf yh mpm Yvqi Fick Dmjgbikeq.

Iam bccjtlb xgri dy Pinvyzttā ("pqlqt hn bjv qjg"), ib 10,023 hvci (3,055 f), qa Rlʻs ʻJeiʻcnr (Ptw Pqnc). Dghu bjv qjfuqv flt ewwmj bdpv qpkm p fiauztt wmxtvqhbwv ufkt 11.25 fq (18.11 so) raghaa, 3.2 oz (5.1 ib) pqlg, rls gmitcw 800 b (2,600 yb) lgvn. Iam awipdnvlkee ltttu rpt lbmgg ycw bpg zlixzqqi kdlbta sygkmv-nfmzbvo yzrw t akckrtkqvi fd khtkcegr vwvgj.

[amber egret]

What the fuck ?

[arctic cliff]

Then trapped they shall be. Until the time that they should learn to speak.

[amber egret]

bro hit me with the ancient codex!

i finna be found on the street! dead!

[still bluff]

it's over for you

[amber egret]

AGAIN dude

[boreal edge]

machine

[arctic cliff]

it's overdone for you

[amber egret]

at least a tenth of my document is your usernames fluffy

[wise bolt]

[still bluff]

true

[still bluff]

good\

you still have more to figure out

[boreal edge]

This one is really easy it says “The Divine Cat”

[lyric trellis]

Hi

[amber egret]

are you using vigneres with keys i dont know

[still bluff]

-... . .-.. .-.. --- .-- ....... - .... . ....... ... ..- -. .-.-.- ....... -... . .-.. .-.. --- .-- ....... - .... . ....... ... -.- -.-- .-.-.- ....... -... . .-.. .-.. --- .-- ....... - .... . ....... . .- .-. - .... .-.-.- ....... -... . .-.. .-.. --- .-- ....... - .... . ....... -.. . .--. - .... ... .-.-.- ... .- -.-. .-. . -.. ....... - --- ....... --- -. .-.. -.-- ....... .... .. -- ... . .-.. ..-. --..-- ....... -... .-.. .- ... .--. .... . -- --- ..- ... ....... - --- ....... .- .-.. .-.. ....... . .-.. ... . .-.-.- --- -. .-.. -.-- ....... --- -. . ....... .-. . -- .- .. -. ... .-.-.-

[pulsar cobalt]

o i just realised fluffy got another nick lol

[still bluff]

nah you can brute force those

[wise bolt]

[arctic cliff]

BELLOW THE SUN. BELLOW THE SKY. BELLOW THE EARTH. BELLOW THE DEPTHS.SACRED TO ONLY HIMSELF, BLASPHEMOUS TO ALL ELSE.ONLY ONE REMAINS.

gods

ya'll don't know the wonderful website i am using to easily decode this shit

[amber egret]

this is inaccurate

[amber egret]

what're you using

im using cachesleuth its been honorable to me

[arctic cliff]

welp. you're just not using it right then

[dusty tinsel]

morse code in this server how dare

[arctic cliff]

although yeah even it thinks its only a 90% match so

[amber egret]

i was saying "this is inaccurate" to brute forcing vigneres

[arctic cliff]

lol

[amber egret]

yeah you can but its boring and i am here for Whimsy

[wise bolt]

where were u when i was speaking chinese smh

[arctic cliff]

anyhow do ya'll know what this means

[stuck kite]

damn it you were supposed to figure them out by hand

[arctic cliff]

ya gotta figure it out right now sticker

prove that you use cachesleuth

[stuck kite]

or something

[arctic cliff]

@amber egret do this and i wont give up this role

[dusty tinsel]

i probably would have told you off because we have an english only rule 😂, but it's fine now

[amber egret]

it appears to be gobbledegook unless you multiciphered it

[wise bolt]

figures 😭 was wondering if i was gonna get in trouble BAHAH

[amber egret]

or, no

sorry

i read the first word

its a volcano

[still bluff]

lmfao

[amber egret]

Haleakalā

[arctic cliff]

That's RIGHT

[amber egret]

i was like "that is gibberish" but no that is a volcano

[arctic cliff]

I CIPHERED THE VOLCANO FACT

[amber egret]

evil

[arctic cliff]

Haleakalā (/ˌhɑːliˌɑːkəˈlɑː/; Hawaiian: Hawaiian pronunciation: [ˈhɐlɛˈjɐkəˈlaː]), or the East Maui Volcano, is a massive, active shield volcano that forms more than 75% of the Hawaiian Island of Maui. The western 25% of the island is formed by another volcano, Mauna Kahalawai, also referred to as the West Maui Mountains.

The tallest peak of Haleakalā ("house of the sun"), at 10,023 feet (3,055 m), is Puʻu ʻUlaʻula (Red Hill). From the summit one looks down into a massive depression some 11.25 mi (18.11 km) across, 3.2 mi (5.1 km) wide, and nearly 800 m (2,600 ft) deep. The surrounding walls are steep and the interior mostly barren-looking with a scattering of volcanic cones.

this is the wikipedia page for that

[amber egret]

i expected

it had a pronounciation guide

[dusk bronze]

anyway big e's name is effulgent
this clearly means dragonfolly update tomorrow

[arctic cliff]

haleakala is a cool volcano btw

its the only volcano in the hawaiian chain that is active outside of hawaii the island

[twin juniper]

The next major update will

[dusk bronze]

true

[fallen olive]

c2x2YmdpaXN6cGZiZHd5b2twbnNxaWRvaHJsYnNtY2NtaWp2enBjemRlaWJzc2Njbm9zc3hzZXJzbHZrbnZ1Zw==

[arctic cliff]

...unless the claims that a volcanic eruption occured in 1956 from the Ka'ena Ridge are true

[amber egret]

what is this evne

[still bluff]

big Eposting

[arctic cliff]

ayo!!! cachesleuth failed!!!

YEAH

NOW WE CAN TALK

[still bluff]

overdone decipher my username

[misty wren]

i thought you said ozzatron decipher my username

[amber egret]

does Ozzatron know about thee shenanigan

[still bluff]

yea

[wise bolt]

ywa

[amber egret]

i dont know if thats good or bad

[still bluff]

he doesn't participate in these sorts of shenanigans but he was ok with it

[misty wren]

it is neither good nor bad it simply is

[amber egret]

okay good to know

[arctic cliff]

yeah im not too sure

[misty wren]

hi cheese

[blazing field]

Tkectfq Nkodwu

hi Sunken Scourge

[amber egret]

YOU arent a dev so YOU are a faker

[misty wren]

mods? kill them

[blazing field]

Jckt Eqwrqp

[amber egret]

john eggbert

[blazing field]

Tkectfq Okffng

[still bluff]

cheeseposting

[arctic cliff]

all i got is this

緓

[wise bolt]

(]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]])

[blazing field]

thats a worm

hey hold on solve this guys

[arctic cliff]

Red-edged border

[still bluff]

astrum deus live reaction

[wise bolt]

dumbass thats a centriped

[dusk bronze]

centipedes are worm-esque

[stuck kite]

noodly friend

[arctic cliff]

do you know of gondal

[wise bolt]

of course

[misty wren]

oh yeah that was my buddy in college

[boreal edge]

This is a fork bomb command

[amber egret]

fluffy you cannot keep doing whatever cipher this is!!!!1

[still bluff]

i can

until you figure it out

[amber egret]

your section of the document is gibberish!!!

[pulsar cobalt]

cuz im on phone it looks like soneone cut off its tail

[arctic cliff]

you are stuck in a cycle

break free

[twin juniper]

five pebble

[still bluff]

a repeating pattern

[amber egret]

yes that was in Caesar cipher

[blazing field]

<º)))><

hey guys can you decipher this one

[still bluff]

this message translates to SSO September-October

[pulsar cobalt]

i can only focus on the >< looking like a face

[misty wren]

i translate this to mean AWESOME EPIC FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SSO SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amber egret]

is that a fish!

[pulsar cobalt]

i know its a fish but you know

[blazing field]

.
":"
:_ |"/"|
,' `. \ /
| O ___/ |
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~

what about this one guys can you decipher it

[boreal edge]

Sweet Caroline

🛳️ 🛳️ 🛳️

[misty wren]

thats gerald my buddy from prison

[amber egret]

whale

[amber egret]

good times never felt so good

🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩

[pulsar cobalt]

🧊

wring reply

whatever

dies

[blazing field]

wring gaster

[pulsar cobalt]

shur

[misty wren]

"gaster isnt a real person he cant actually give you estrogen"

[still bluff]

?

[pulsar cobalt]

ur wrong

[misty wren]

im quoting cog here

[blazing field]

i ownder what this doccumnet is looking like

[misty wren]

cog said it not me

[stuck kite]

i think this is a you problem

[twin juniper]

Snoopy is swimming

[still bluff]

fair enough then

[pulsar cobalt]

cogs wrong

[tropic jolt]

what is a cog

[amber egret]

moderate

[blazing field]

can we see it

[amber egret]

heres part of it

the usernames at least

[still bluff]

ten thousand cats

[stuck kite]

meow

[boreal edge]

Not quite!

[amber egret]

list now includes the horse approaches

[still bluff]

[blazing field]

the horse approaches

[stuck kite]

messed up my username btw :/

[agile latch]

Tomorrow..

He will come

The golden divinity

[misty wren]

the hoglord.

[amber egret]

tixal got it

[amber egret]

forrected

[blazing field]

My beautiful creation

[pulsar cobalt]

how divine

[agile latch]

Very divine

The xeroc boss rush speech of golden flowers

[blazing field]

What if instead of boss rush dialogue we had boss rush rap

[still bluff]

xeroc is judging you all

[blazing field]

And whenever you got through one phase of boss rush xeroc dropped some sick bars

[deft lily]

cook

[fallen olive]

Divinity? Think Xeroc.

[misty wren]

archrapper permafrost shows up at the end

[blazing field]

True

[fallen olive]

Divinity. Relating to Xeroc.

[blazing field]

He replaces Yharim

[deft lily]

my name is xeroc and i uhhh
i rock

yeah

wo

[amber egret]

empress of light isnt divinity to my knowledge and i dont know any other gods who are associated with them

[deft lily]

empress of light is xeroc at home

[blazing field]

Xeroc. The god, known for being divine.

[amber egret]

relating implies otherness

[still bluff]

xeroc isn't divine smh

[deft lily]

xeroc vs horrible hog

[amber egret]

tofu are you actually typing something or are you fiddling with your keys

[fathom girder]

Tofu is gonna post a deus

Give em a sec

[dull heart]

_ _

[polar tide]

what is this

[stone zephyr]

are we talking about xeroc

[still bluff]

celebrate your friendship with 𐑀𐐬 𐐶𐐪𐐽 𐐩𐐻𐐨 𐑅𐐮𐐿𐑅

[pearl sentinel]

Someone get jtmusic

[amber egret]

Wait A Minute.

[still bluff]

of course we friended each other for april fools 3 years ago

[dull heart]

lol peak

[pearl sentinel]

I made a living fighting monsters in terraria
You think youre legendary
Im legendari-ah!

[fathom girder]

Doze has been around for three years tf

I had NO idea

[dull heart]

No

[deft lily]

ive been around for 1 second

[fathom girder]

Oh

[dull heart]

I joined Aug 2022

Left April 2023

[fathom girder]

Ok but are you doze..

[polar tide]

what the hell is going on in here

[fathom girder]

The zoze...

[dull heart]

Came back dec 2024

[misty wren]

dude i think this is where i got this note from

[deft lily]

no. i am me.
and i am very cool

[fathom girder]

Yeah but you're not doze so

Um

[dull heart]

THIS IS SO GOOD

[still bluff]

it probably is lmfao

[fathom girder]

Better luck next time

[still bluff]

incredible note

[amber egret]

whats 86

[deft lily]

okay

anyways

ive been around since like uhh
april 2025

[polar tide]

am i fucking talking to myself here hello

[pearl sentinel]

Hi carny!

[deft lily]

hi alex

[polar tide]

Hi.

[agile latch]

CDmusic vs JTmusic

[dull heart]

86 Eighty-Six is peak

[fathom girder]

"Is this thing on"

[still bluff]

i've been around somewhat consistently for 4 years now

[dull heart]

go watch it right now

[pulsar cobalt]

yes. you are with no one.

[fathom girder]

Hi carny how are you

[deft lily]

woag

[polar tide]

i just woke up

[dull heart]

I can't believe how big of an impact I had in my like 6 months of activity before I vanished

[still bluff]

#458428222061936652 message and natural escalation

[amber egret]

also does your status mean anything or is it just son goose

[fathom girder]

I've been here for three years looks like

[polar tide]

ohhhhh

[dusk bronze]

evil and intimidating #unknown

[grim pecan]

oh hey i love that server

[dull heart]

It is not toose

[still bluff]

same

[dull heart]

goose

[grim pecan]

best server ever

[still bluff]

ilove chatting there

[blazing field]

Just checked my note for fluffy

[still bluff]

rlly cool people

[amber egret]

thats what my deseret translator says

[deft lily]

i see

[amber egret]

𐐎𐐯𐑌 𐑄 𐑅𐐲𐑌 𐑀𐐭𐑅 𐐼𐐪𐑉𐐿, -> When the son goose dark,

[pulsar cobalt]

yea this so funny n stuff

[dull heart]

My note for fluffy

[pulsar cobalt]

i love how fluffy reacted me i aibt evein in the server

[dull heart]

It's a phonetic alphabet and it was made by 1860s pioneers so like

it's not goose

it just has an accent

[pulsar cobalt]

holy fuck my typing

[amber egret]

i dont know what phonetic means, nor do i know how it sounds

[dull heart]

phonetic means that letters directly map to sounds

[still bluff]

from when you briefly appeared in your break to update your account id iirc

[dull heart]

words are spelled exactly as they're pronounced

[dull heart]

lol

[pearl sentinel]

This is how I learn ppl actually leave notes on ppl

[dull heart]

so basically take the output of the translator and say it aloud and you might be able to get what it's actually saying

[still bluff]

i only do it when i feel like shitposting or i'm mad at someone

[dull heart]

"goose" is some crazy accent though

[blazing field]

i dont think i have notes for anyone here except fluffy

[dull heart]

or just a bad translator on one or both ends

[amber egret]

i dont speak deseret Doze

[stuck kite]

good morning

[amber egret]

it worked for the other two

[pulsar cobalt]

fluffy d satan

[dull heart]

the English translation is how it's said

[blazing field]

fluffy d satan

[dull heart]

It's an English alphabet

[amber egret]

im using 2deseret.com

[still bluff]

explode

[dull heart]

just imagine when reading it the English translation it has an accent

[grim pecan]

no

[pulsar cobalt]

damn

[amber egret]

oh, pardon.

when the sun goes dark

[deft lily]

i wonder what notes ppl leave me

[dull heart]

yup

[deft lily]

im sure they are all positive!

[amber egret]

this is obviously a saros posession reference

[dull heart]

now good luck putting it all together

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cute-fall-flop-sped-up-gif-12865435725713811541

[amber egret]

Bro

[dull heart]

y'know you're probably closer than you think

[still bluff]

blood

[deft lily]

yes

[grim pecan]

bone

[dusk bronze]

me when i die

[blazing field]

personally im more of a blood person

its red

[still bluff]

i believe in you guys

[pulsar cobalt]

im a nervous systen person

[blazing field]

and red is a pretty color

bones are white which is more boring

[amber egret]

this is a ravager refrence

[blazing field]

no it's a you reference

[dull heart]

the answer: it's a weaver reference

[blazing field]

give me your blood

[amber egret]

i could probably sort these into three categories; ravager, old duke, or draedon

[blazing field]

give me your blood

[deft lily]

storm weaver 🛌

[blazing field]

give me your blood

[amber egret]

or somehow dragonfolly

[pulsar cobalt]

TERRARIAN

[misty wren]

inverted callisto speechbubble

[blazing field]

where is my blood

[dull heart]

and by weaver I mean

𐐙𐐀𐐔 𐐐𐐆𐐣 𐐓𐐅 𐐜 𐐝𐐓𐐂𐐡 𐐘𐐂𐐔

[dusk bronze]

inside you

[blazing field]

no i'm dry

[dusk bronze]

scary

[pearl sentinel]

@polar tide teeth

[misty wren]

inside me

[pulsar cobalt]

so youre just a

heh

[blazing field]

those are bones i think

[pulsar cobalt]

bag of bones?

[dusk bronze]

colgator speech bubble

[blazing field]

i still have flesh

just not blood. im dry

[misty wren]

teeth are weird because they arent exactly bones but they arent not bones either

[blazing field]

tho ig thats like a bag of bones yeah

[amber egret]

i know of three

specify which

[dusk bronze]

they're not bones but still part of the skeletal system

[dull heart]

Those who know already know

[pulsar cobalt]

guys im so funny ahahahahahay

[amber egret]

well id ont .

[pearl sentinel]

Blood and bones like that one Minecraft modpack

[pulsar cobalt]

i know

[deft lily]

calamity mod

[dusk bronze]

false

horrible hog mod

[deft lily]

no

[amber egret]

unless you mean Xeroc

[blazing field]

Xeroc. Divinity

[amber egret]

yea i alr got that

thats why i say so

[still bluff]

thosse who nose

[misty wren]

nose who grows

[amber egret]

Triangle also commented on Xeroc, actually

[deft lily]

those who grow

[amber egret]

mentioned his boss rush speech.

[pulsar cobalt]

and so the king said i got my whole life ahead of me bitch no u dont an impending doom

[pearl sentinel]

Soon to be replaced with a jtmusic rap

[blazing field]

a developer could breathe and someone would think its a reference to something

[twin juniper]

Ares will. Sing the lyrics of exo. Mechs new theme

[amber egret]

the golden divinity. isnt Xeroc the Golden Traitor?

Whats Xerocs Title

[deft lily]

true

[pulsar cobalt]

traitor almighty

[amber egret]

did he nto have a title relating to gold

[deft lily]

consequences of no hobbies outside of calamity

‼️

[pulsar cobalt]

no

[amber egret]

hmm.

[pulsar cobalt]

gold stuff is used vy yharim

like golden heretic

[still bluff]

no longer breathing

[amber egret]

mainly basing this theorem off these two

the issue is that Xeroc does not seem the feasty type

[deft lily]

feed him to the star god

[polar tide]

meow

[deft lily]

🗣️

hi alex

[polar tide]

meowww

[dusk bronze]

:3

[polar tide]

:3

[amber egret]

Big E also said this

which. intrigues me.

[pulsar cobalt]

meow

[stone zephyr]

mrow

[lyric trellis]

Xeroc is being added next update

[dull heart]

you are one who knows

[dusk bronze]

[deft lily]

always have been

[amber egret]

wait a fucking second and doze said when the sun goes dark

hold the phone

[teal bone]

upon an ancient rite a relic bequeaths the night

[polar tide]

its actually something similar to this if you rearrange the words in this sentence

[pulsar cobalt]

divine swines are those that were given a hand lifted by xeroc and gave them fhe ability to sprout wings and use pl

[deft lily]

wait what r we talking about

[amber egret]

WAIT and stip mentioned golden scales hold the Alphabet why is there so much gold

[deft lily]

ive not been paying attention to any of this

[polar tide]

[amber egret]

i have been

my head hurts but thats lack of water not rain so we're curable

[deft lily]

is this still the discussion surrounding the bit that Stip and co. started

[amber egret]

yes

[deft lily]

oh

[amber egret]

ive noticed a connect

[deft lily]

still? damn

[amber egret]

lotta gold

and lotta stars

[dull heart]

for the record

#calamity-mod-talk message

[dusk bronze]

i would say vetrasyl bc it's stip but nope
no gold scales

[cinder raptor]

when will yharon get storm weaver ai

[pulsar cobalt]

a holy light descended down from the sky and he gave us a new path to quell the evil and he named us

[deft lily]

i think the next calamity update is-

💥

[pulsar cobalt]

the divine swine

[amber egret]

this Aurora creature.

[still bluff]

that swine

it's divine

[amber egret]

shhh its funny

[polar tide]

yuo guys are kind of on the right track but you have to think more subterranean

[deft lily]

leegrid update leak

[dull heart]

you have to think less

feel more

feel isn't the word I wanted

[dusk bronze]

astrum aureus becoming underground boss

[still bluff]

you've been close a couple of times

[dusk bronze]

#true

[amber egret]

@arctic cliff

[pulsar cobalt]

eat weed

taste the morning sun

[deft lily]

i assume were guessing what the next update will be

[polar tide]

its kinda like this if you stretch

*squint

why the fuck did i say stretch

[boreal edge]

This is a made-up word

[frail owl]

[polar tide]

you're a made up word

[orchid finch]

morning stretches time

[boreal edge]

Yeah I am

[pulsar cobalt]

stretches u like one of those stretchy toys

[amber egret]

hilariously i think this lines up with what overdone said earlier

[misty wren]

astrum deus

[amber egret]

hence my mention

[frail owl]

where's tofu?

[amber egret]

space worm being underground?

that checks

[deft lily]

im thinking uhh
idfk maybe the dragonfolly evil 2 retier?

idk

[amber egret]

they've been idly typing but not sending anything

[still bluff]

-.. .... - -.-- .-.. .-. --..-- / -. ..-. ..-. / -- .-.. --.. - / --.. / --.. .-.. / ... - ...- .-. . -.-. -.- ..--.. / .-- -.-- ..-. / -- .-.. --.- .- / .. / ... .-.. / .... .-. .-. .-.. -.. ..--.. / .-- .... - -.-- -.-. -.-- --..-- / -.-. .-. ..- / .. / ... -.-. / --- --- -.-. ..-. / .- .--- / .-- ...- ..- / .-. -.-- . ..--..

[pulsar cobalt]

the deus wad turned to candy

[dusk bronze]

i was right..

[amber egret]

you gotta get us the darneded Key man

[misty wren]

i was more thinking worm boss and worms go underground

[amber egret]

this is obviously ciphertext but i lack the KEY

[dusk bronze]

i think that's morse code

[amber egret]

DHTYLR, NFF MLZT Z ZL STVRECK? WYF MLQA I SL HRRLD? WHTYCY, CRU I SC OOCF AJ WVU RYE?

is this?

[still bluff]

you'll figure it out eventually

[pulsar cobalt]

i read dyhtler at first

[dusk bronze]

rayse through the night

[misty wren]

big h mentioned

[arctic cliff]

silence I AM GOING TO MURDER HEOLOSTOR RIGHT NOIW

[pulsar cobalt]

yes

[amber egret]

what the fuck is that key

[arctic cliff]

hes not prepared for me

[amber egret]

your other ciphers do not seem to be viginere......

[amber egret]

FATHER, WHY MUST I BE SCORNED? WHY MUST I BE HATED? FATHER, CAN I BE HOLY AS YOU ARE? who is scorned...

is this Old Duke?

doesnt old duke have familial issues? he's racist to his kids im pretty sure

[misty wren]

@dull heart if i may ask what was the rationale behind making astral silt not drop hardmode ores until wof has been killed in 2.1

[dull heart]

idk

I didn't do it

[polar tide]

i have a tumblr post to drop that's related to the update but you guys are goign to think i'm insane you just have to hear me out on this one

[misty wren]

damn..

[dusk bronze]

i'm listening

[pulsar cobalt]

thats fuckin awesome

[amber egret]

does it relate to Stip's Game

if so, show it

[dusk bronze]

wga

[amber egret]

i have. no clue how this ties into that

[misty wren]

old duke questline

[pulsar cobalt]

your friend brett in 2003

[still bluff]

i can see it

[polar tide]

i swear to fucking god its related but i cant really say specifically how without revealing too much

[pulsar cobalt]

i get it

[amber egret]

do you

want me to put it into the document

how related is it

[pulsar cobalt]

no i lied

[amber egret]

no im asking carny

[pulsar cobalt]

oh

[polar tide]

please do not put anything into the document if it isn't a dev straight up saying "this is a thing we are currently working on" in no uncertain terms

[dusk bronze]

different document

[misty wren]

stip game document

[amber egret]

this is the Evil Document

not the Update Document

[polar tide]

oh

[misty wren]

implying the update document isnt evil

[pulsar cobalt]

the holy document

[polar tide]

yeah you can put it there then

i actually have another one hold on

[amber egret]

you're in here

[amber egret]

also i cant put images so we're putting a link

[dusk bronze]

this does sound extremely vaguely similar to the old duke questline

[amber egret]

dont delete your account!

[amber egret]

this is ravager

[dusk bronze]

jade palace

[amber egret]

how is this jade

[still bluff]

one day it'll make sense

[amber egret]

this is ravager

[dusk bronze]

jade palace

[amber egret]

the first one yeah i can kinda see it but this is human bodies in a living area

i dont think the jade palace is alive

[deft lily]

ravager question mark

[amber egret]

this is 100% ravager

chalice of the blood god 10000%

[dusk bronze]

wait hold on

scion's curio mentions a chalice

this is yet another point for old duke

[amber egret]

ravager and old duke rework in the same update?

insert road to el durado "both? both." gif?

[amber egret]

actually. hold on

do they mention it lucidly

or do they mention it derangedly

[dusk bronze]

it's one of the "non-shitpost" ones

[amber egret]

no i know

does it have a contradiction

[polar tide]

mind the nickname btw

[amber egret]

oh no i saw

its in the list

man once i pass out i need all the devs to not change usernames

[dusk bronze]

idk here's the dialogue

also note that triangle stated everything it says is meaningless drivel

[amber egret]

this... feels deranged. not lucid

[dusk bronze]

potential spoiler

[thorn pier]

no

[polar tide]

im hungy

[amber egret]

your status was Different.

glad i noted that

[deft lily]

here 🥞

pls dont kill me this time

[agile latch]

i already posted the bee here tho

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/geese-goose-eating-meal-time-peas-gif-13523507703733622030

[agile latch]

unless you mean the wip voucher

[deft lily]

:D

[dusk bronze]

i'm literally heating up pancakes rn

[agile latch]

the fated tinkerer voucher..

[dusk bronze]

didn't see

[deft lily]

oh so you hate waffles

smh

[dusk bronze]

yes.

/j

[agile latch]

was just joking around the fact some people think the light sygil thing fry user posted is

xeroc speech

to be fair it kinda is understandable to think its xeroc related

[amber egret]

? show

[polar tide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021598579611144253/1470884031167201280/alert.gif

[dusk bronze]

this

@amber egret

[amber egret]

is that not xeroc's sigil or

[polar tide]

lol

[twin juniper]

Thought that was terminus

[agile latch]

🥹 it isnt

also xeroc sygil.. its the blood rune from bloodbourne

[barren nacelle]

The gif of all time

[polar tide]

very everyteenagers

[deft lily]

whar...

[amber egret]

ah

[agile latch]

every single time i remember xeroc sygil is taken from bloodbourne moon rune

i lose 5% of my hair

[amber egret]

well ill be damned

[agile latch]

it also explains why he had the whole blood moon thing in old lore

(xeroc sygil needs a redesign..)

[amber egret]

what, is that the fourth thing from bloodborne?

also also why do you spell sigil like that might i aks

[agile latch]

the goverment mandated for me to type sigil like this

[barren nacelle]

Fabsol when he could find an excuse to pack the 5 Revengillionth FromSoft reference into calamity

[amber egret]

Is This Part Of The Game

[agile latch]

no its just a rot i have sometimes with english

[amber egret]

i see

[agile latch]

where i think a word is more complex than it actually is

[still bluff]

Thats really valid honestly

[agile latch]

xeroc notebook

[polar tide]

before i woke up i dreamt i was at a really huge mansion/tavern and cdmusic was there too but i couldnt find him and i was really drunk and could barely walk and i got so frustrated that i just started killing people in my way

[barren nacelle]

The death note

[agile latch]

its where the secret of the terminus is written

[barren nacelle]

Boss shit

[agile latch]

what makes it even funnier is that its the moon rune while xeroc is John Sun in lore

[barren nacelle]

Well you gotta remember fabsol also had that old as sun deity that like nothing is known about

So technically there were

3 sun gods planned

dear god

s

[agile latch]

true, i think xeroc was always more moon related too in the past

atleast i know it had blood moon stuff and was the one causing them

idk how much that was extended, fabsulian lore

[amber egret]

The what

points at the three allusions to star gods in my notes

[agile latch]

alpha and omega too.. which had sun and moon thematic

imagine not knowing the sun deity

[still bluff]

The stars await

[iron dew]

dreams are so awesome

[agile latch]

yea

him

[barren nacelle]

WAIT

[polar tide]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT FUCKIGN THINGGGGGGG HHEHEHEHEHEEE

[barren nacelle]

THE EYES ARENT EVEN WHITE

[still bluff]

Unnamed sun themed boss

[barren nacelle]

THEYRE TRANSPARENT 😭

[amber egret]

this Chud

[dusk bronze]

😭

[agile latch]

waiting for the mod that revives him

[amber egret]

its this one

[dusk bronze]

i thought it had sunglasses the whole time

[amber egret]

he's got a knife and axe he's gonna eat storm weaver

[iron dew]

one time i had a dream that we gave fargo dlc permafrost an emode resprite and the only thing that was different about his sprite was that his head was replaced with a cyan pear

[barren nacelle]

Is that a mouth or a sigil I cannot tell what the pink triangle is

[agile latch]

the soothing sunlight blaster

the only weapon capable of defeating yharim

[barren nacelle]

Jesus fabsol loved the sun didn't he

[agile latch]

alpha and omega was the final part of the scal, DoG trio

of mech bosses part 2

[barren nacelle]

Soothing
Look inside
I am now on fire

[agile latch]

DoG being purple destroyer, scal being the triplets

and alpha and omega being double headed prime

[dusk bronze]

fovenator when

[barren nacelle]

Exo Mechs

Technically Fovenator's gores still exist in the source files

[dusk bronze]

peam

[barren nacelle]

His stinking festering corpse is still there

[summer shore]

Moon god in cal when

[barren nacelle]

https://github.com/CalamityTeam/CalamityModPublic/tree/1.4.4/Gores/Foveanator

[agile latch]

cerox

[barren nacelle]

Like the fax machine company?

[polar tide]

i keep having dreams where cdmusic and i are at random locations for some reason. i think a few months ago i had one where we were at the zoo

[deft lily]

what

lmao

[barren nacelle]

Why is CDMusic always there

[dusk bronze]

@amber egret new carny name

[barren nacelle]

"You was there too"

[amber egret]

i saw

alr had it noted

if you see a new name, write it in notepad, show it to me

[dusk bronze]

domain expansion: you was there too

[agile latch]

you are noting the usernames?

[amber egret]

Dell'oro, del oro, deloro -> Of gold, of gold, of gold in italian

one more prop to xeroc

[agile latch]

is this to try and know what the next update is? i mean its kinda obvious

[dusk bronze]

XEROC ISN'T GOLD RELATED RAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[agile latch]

😶

[amber egret]

its ravager or old duke

[amber egret]

dudes got a face full of it

[dusk bronze]

potential auric

[barren nacelle]

Sulph Sea rework finally

[amber egret]

what the next updates gonna be Yharim

[dusk bronze]

[barren nacelle]

Is Sulphdragon kill?

[polar tide]

hes like one of my only friends who i semi regularly see on camera so maybe thats why

[agile latch]

you shall know tomorrow

if all go well

[amber egret]

for the Golden Heretic?

[barren nacelle]

Oh shit?!

[agile latch]

if things dont go.. horrible

[amber egret]

oh well good to know

[hard copper]

They should add an exo fovo is called fovenator

[polar tide]

have you read house of leaves

[amber egret]

i have not

i heard it is a very hard read

[barren nacelle]

I LOVE HOUSE OF LEAVES

I love the taste of iron

[amber egret]

okay lets skim rq

[polar tide]

skim house of leaves? surely not

[agile latch]

🪳

[amber egret]

okay so i have a set of like eight images all from my document

can i post them

[barren nacelle]

My goat she’s literally me

[amber egret]

(the document is hard to read for mobile users)

[agile latch]

are you also not invited?

[still bluff]

Post it i want to see

[pearl sentinel]

Tomorrow is either march 31st or April 1st depending on ur timezone so im not trusting anyrhing from anyone

[amber egret]

all of sunnys stuff is MH references apparently so treat it as moot

its 7 images i lied

[polar tide]

"the ripe earth yawns daily to" is also a house of leaves reference

[still bluff]

I'm so glad we've given so much inf9

[barren nacelle]

My ass is pulling up no matter what

3 way domain clash my ass

[barren nacelle]

Oh we’re getting Old Duke

[amber egret]

okay so the theme im noticing is gold and like

illness

rot, basically

[blazing field]

you guys are so funny

anyways im gonna go to bed now gn have fun with the schizoposting

[barren nacelle]

We’re getting the horrible hog update

[dusk bronze]

gn

[barren nacelle]

And the most horrible hog is gonna be there

[pearl sentinel]

I dont trust anyone ever gn

[amber egret]

ive said this a few times but my primary issue is being unable to dilute truth from joke

[deft lily]

i mean yeah

[pearl sentinel]

April 1st is like rapidly approaching too

[amber egret]

for example, all of sunnys stuff is MH. most of carny's is HoL

[deft lily]

we are on discord tbf lol

for example
@polar tide u smell

[polar tide]

why do you think the house of leaves references are irrelevant

[amber egret]

i think my biggest sources for Old Duke are Big E's comment on Shen Doragon

[stuck kite]

all roads lead to a new world order

[polar tide]

there's a huge flaw in your thinking that assuming a reference means it's a joke

[amber egret]

i mean not really irrelevant. i have tumblr posts in here

still, im unsure if a reference is a direct one, a joke one, or a statement

[pearl sentinel]

Wait so is there gonna be a real announcement

Im like half here rn the other half of me doesnt exist

[still bluff]

This stuff is it

[amber egret]

for example, most of sunnys stuff appears to be MH without further proof. resonance slash doesnt really reference either ravager or old duke, its just Resonance Slash

[barren nacelle]

Wait

Are you guys adding Fraud

[polar tide]

i'll put it like this: you have to be in the same overanalyzing cross referencing googling mindset you're in when you read house of leaves in order to decipher what all this means

[polar tide]

Shhhh...

[pearl sentinel]

Carny I already forgot what I ate yesterday this is a big ask

[barren nacelle]

You go to enter the abyss and fall straight into 8-3

[amber egret]

my best sources are Big E, Stip, Tofu, and Triangle

[barren nacelle]

Horrible lineup of sources everyone there is at least a little bit evil

[amber egret]

Tofu is a shocking one but they fit with the theory of Rot given their usernames

[barren nacelle]

Tofu just does that tho since their gimmic is Astral

[amber egret]

Big E is a boss designer, Stip is a lore writer, Triangle is there im sorry i dont remember what he does, and Tofu is a concept artist

[barren nacelle]

Yeah yeah I get they’re important

Like they serve roles

[polar tide]

am i not also a concept artist? bitch

[barren nacelle]

BUT

[dusk bronze]

wait

[amber egret]

oh so you hate pancakes

[barren nacelle]

They’re all very much a little evil

[dusk bronze]

resonance

[polar tide]

i fucking hate pancakes with all my heart and soul

[amber egret]

you just got here. i apologize if i havent had time to note your Thought Patterns

[dusk bronze]

bells resonate when struck
this could be interpreted as similar to striking a bell

[polar tide]

i'll note yo mama

[amber egret]

the others were out here balling with cryptography and you have been Sleepy

[snow moth]

I did in fact just get here

[amber egret]

Holy Shit

[polar tide]

wtf

[dusk bronze]

[amber egret]

Ozzatron do you like my note keeping

[polar tide]

who is ozzatron and why does he have a red name

[amber egret]

is it Good

[snow moth]

You literally did merchandise work for me within the last 24 hours

[iron dew]

he's red because he cannot be placed here

[amber egret]

he is red because he is enraged and now dealing 3x damage

[lyric vortex]

Oh hey it's the real ozzatron

[snow moth]

Yes I promise I'm the real ozz

[amber egret]

wait a second ozz's status

[stiff light]

wheres the fake one

[amber egret]

mentions rot

one point to Rot

[mystic eagle]

Does that mean there are Imposter Ozzatron's Among Us?

[barren nacelle]

All things considered an Old Duke update would make sense seeing as:

• We got Scions Curio and Elden Diorama in BS
• Horrible hog posting
• April 1st is Old Dukes birthday

[dusk bronze]

[amber egret]

we 100% gettin Horrible Hog update April 1st

[snow moth]

Uh I can't tell what this is about

[snow moth]

I AM NOT PART OF YOUR MADNESS

[amber egret]

okay so Stip posted something, buncha devs changed their names, and now i believe we've predicted the next update to be the Old Duke Rework Update

[barren nacelle]

Like I just processed yeah Old Duke turns 6 on the 1st

[amber egret]

shoot.

[snow moth]

Now that said

[barren nacelle]

Ozzatron is trying to gaslight us

[grim pecan]

hi ozz

[snow moth]

Let me change my status actually thanks for reminding me

[severe coral]

Ozzatron update Tomorrow!

[grim pecan]

do not.

[amber egret]

oh you're welcome

[grim pecan]

do you want to live

[amber egret]

actually, been meaning to ask

[severe coral]

Ozz really said "nuh uh"

[amber egret]

does your status follow a pattern

or is it just random

[severe coral]

❌_ _

[lyric vortex]

Oh damn I remember the trailer for that update got me so hyped back then

[barren nacelle]

Red X react am I gonna die

[stiff light]

who doing allat

[polar tide]

Yes.

[severe coral]

Marked for the Ozzening

[barren nacelle]

Suddenly felt a sharp pain in my chest

[polar tide]

bye crispy

[lyric vortex]

Text before eater of worlds spawn ahh message

[severe coral]

Someone make that gif of the little girl in front of the 5G tower receiving radiation from the tower and there's a crossfade of on their face

[snow moth]

you moved from shit posting in music bug reports rather quickly

[deft lily]

holy crap its ozz of tron

[snow moth]

There will be another newsletter post soon. Hopefully this will help clear up any April fool's madness people are having

[amber egret]

its the hog announcement

[deft lily]

horrible hog tomorrow

[severe coral]

Horrible Hog Tomorrow!

[dusk bronze]

holy crap lois is that ozzatron from hit terraria mod calamity

[mystic eagle]

I've got eyes on all sides of my head

[amber egret]

OHH WAITERRRRR. HORRIBLE HOG TOMMORROW PLEEEEEASEEEE

[snow moth]

You are aware that's not what I said right

[amber egret]

oh yes entirely

[snow moth]

Good.

[deft lily]

waiter waiter more horrible hog shitposting please

[amber egret]

i am terrified!

[severe coral]

I'm so glad Ozzatron has confirmed Horrible Hog tomorrow

[amber egret]

watch it be ravager

[amber egret]

ozzatron goes on the newsletter and is like "your hog posting has made me Evil. we're NEVER making old duke better. he will stay a FISHRON. ravager tommorow."

[severe coral]

🔥🖊️_ _

[snow moth]

It follows the pattern of quantum electrodynamic fluctuations in my brain rather consistently -- 100% of the time, in fact

[amber egret]

electrodynamics

like geometry dash

[stiff light]

is that really a pattern

[dusk bronze]

50/50 old duke or dragonfolly imo

[severe coral]

Fire in the hole tomorrow

[deft lily]

if the newsletter is ravager i am donating a large sum of money

[pearl sentinel]

Hi ozzatron how are you

[amber egret]

thermonuclear bomb or this bird i found

[dusk bronze]

[amber egret]

literal sea of evidence or Hey Big E Talked About a Bird :))

[snow moth]

What in the nine hells

Is Ozzatron made of 5G Radiation now or something

Did I miss an update

[stiff light]

arent we all

[deft lily]

[severe coral]

[severe coral]

YES EXACTLY PLEASE

🙏_ _

[dusk bronze]

remember that stip has been very deep in the lore mines

[amber egret]

stip makes the mines

[dusk bronze]

but yeah that's all i got

[severe coral]

Switch the skull to

[amber egret]

they own them dawg!! they get the profit!

[amber egret]

cell tower is not

[snow moth]

actually I didn't write the newsletter. I usually just help review and edit them

[amber egret]

oh i see

[polar tide]

cd and jasper write like all the newslettres

[snow moth]

true quantum randomness is an unsolved physics question and also the most likely source of the concept of free will

[severe coral]

Ozzatron is beyond fate

[barren nacelle]

I can’t imagine you being a real person with a real person face you’re just that chick from Control

[dusk bronze]

who maintains the bulk of the website

[severe coral]

The one unaccounted variable in existence

[stiff light]

ozarron controls time

[snow moth]

Jasper

[deft lily]

i think alex should write the news letters and post yharim propaganda

[pearl sentinel]

Her NAME is ALAN WAKE

[severe coral]

Her name is CalamityMod

[barren nacelle]

I think I should write the newsletters

[polar tide]

i would legitimately like to contribute to a newsletter someday

[stiff light]

anakin sjywalker

[snow moth]

Actually pretty good just tired

[barren nacelle]

Nobody tells me what there’s gonna be in the update I’m just guessing

[snow moth]

Lots of good work today

[polar tide]

i like talking about my thought process behind designs adn stuff so

[dusk bronze]

can you tell them this should say 260,000+

[pearl sentinel]

Glad 2 hear it

[deft lily]

leegrid propaganda

[stiff light]

technically its not wrong

[deft lily]

^

[dusk bronze]

true but 245,000 is a chud number