calamity-update-talk

[late eagle]

He being stuck in one place is much more enjoyable

Hell.

[opaque plume]

he moved💀

thats crazy

[late eagle]

Just

Pure. Pain.

[opaque plume]

i think the last time i fought death mode cv was probably like rust and dust or exo mechs update

i dont remember

[blazing field]

who is he..

[agile latch]

the annurian

[blazing field]

is the left one the critter and the right one the item

[proper tundra]

Wasnt older version of CV just him following you with ocassional minion spawns?

Cuz if so he really wasnt that bad

[opaque plume]

yeah

[proper tundra]

You could just stunlock the orbs with a lot of weapons

[opaque plume]

i didnt remember him being this bad

[proper tundra]

I deadass killed the guy with razorblade typhoon at one point

[barren nacelle]

Why so nefarious

[lean relic]

It has fishtail

Its peak

[deft lily]

bro turn the light off im trying to sleep

😠

[boreal zephyr]

at what point does the luxors gift stop being good for mage?

[lyric trellis]

When you get it

But like at most, it’s definitely not worth using post-evil1

[dusty tinsel]

instructions unclear turning it up to max brightness

[deft lily]

explode

[pulsar cobalt]

making adjustements to anurian sprite?

[dull heart]

rest in peace thread of eradication...

[agile latch]

finishing it up so it can be real

🐖 😶

[amber egret]

i thought thread of eradication was a yoyo tbh

also it had 148 damage b4 this is fine

[tired adder]

least edgy weapon in calamity

[amber egret]

have you

[arctic cliff]

NEW FROGGE

[amber egret]

ever seen DoG

[grim pecan]

are you sure about that

[amber egret]

yea ik

[grim pecan]

i don't

[amber egret]

its not dead if it loses some of its newly gained damage

[arctic cliff]

oh jeez, that damage is quite... high...

not surprised it gets a nerf

[amber egret]

it does 400% more damage on fully charged doombeam

[tired adder]

stealth rogue be like

[grim pecan]

the idea behind DoG and all of its weapons were "what are the edgiest possible names we could come up with"

[amber egret]

tbh this is not edgy enough

but you are limited to three words, so

[grim pecan]

coldsteel the hedgehog is three words

[tired adder]

is that an upcoming donator spiky ball?

[amber egret]

a lot of edgy stuff is overworded

[lyric trellis]

God’s Paranoia rename

[grim pecan]

god's paranoia scorpion

[amber egret]

actually, funny option

[thorn pier]

is it just a rename

[amber egret]

all DoG weapons cannot share any noun or verb with each other in name alone

so if one uses God/God's, no other weapon can do that

(verb as in action)

[lyric trellis]

Too scary

[arctic cliff]

god, "God's Paranoia" is such a cool name

[dull heart]

in game actual gear context

[arctic cliff]

oh you mean

crit damage

had to double take

[amber egret]

wait does it always crit

[thorn pier]

this thing so mid!!!

[arctic cliff]

"Wdym it has a 355% crit rate?"

[dull heart]

it never crits rn, moving to always crits + scales crit dmg with crit %

[timid grotto]

Guys, it's crit damage not crit rate .w.

[grim pecan]

oh i gotta do this for helium flash

[amber egret]

i c

[grim pecan]

thanks for reminding me

[amber egret]

like proboscis

[tired adder]

for maximum hyperdeath beam of satisfaction

[dull heart]

my new pr makes it super easy to do it

so build it off that

[thorn pier]

add this to hyperdeath

[dull heart]

not slow enough to need it

[amber egret]

personal record?

[dull heart]

thats a lot of damage

[thorn pier]

its alright

[grim pecan]

GSI carry

[distant raft]

larper spotted he's a hedgeheg

[tired adder]

I read that like a YTP

[rugged ivy]

Reworked Starmada's projectile speed is way too low imo

Can't really get much of anything done in the current state

Just buff the projectile speed to make it actually useable imo

[lyric trellis]

You’re supposed to use it in tandem with the right click, which should make it significantly faster when timed correctly

[rugged ivy]

Oh is it like Ultrakill where you punch the bullets to make them go faster?

Ah it does I read the wiki

ty for that

[dull heart]

the tooltip also says that

[rough ruin]

👋

[rugged ivy]

I did not read the tooltip I will admit

I'm a bit stupid

[rough ruin]

The bane of every calamity player🙏

[rugged ivy]

That and not being able to aim

[fervent zephyr]

this is why i love the new ranger

although uh

i also didn't read the tooltip for grape wine

went straight lucky on all of my accessories.

teehee.

[placid ocean]

IT'S GRAPE BEER

[fervent zephyr]

spicy grape juice

[vagrant wind]

grape beer after barley wine walks in

[boreal zephyr]

has the calamity wiki been updated

[polar tide]

there is no calamity wiki

[placid ocean]

ok explain this

[polar tide]

you made that up

you're crazy

[placid ocean]

explain this

[polar tide]

explain what

[placid ocean]

this

how do u explain this is calamity wiki doesn't exist

[polar tide]

?

[placid ocean]

alr ty i got that clipped

will edit soon

[polar tide]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE

[placid ocean]

fuh i just realized i dont even have any editing software

[lapis oak]

Is this spoiler?

I feel like it is

[placid ocean]

clipped

[solar hare]

iron man diessss

[placid ocean]

[polar tide]

can you add a vine boom whne it gets deleted

[placid ocean]

Ok

[boreal zephyr]

so has it been updated

also which mod adds the ability to make long platforms

found itr

[urban cloak]

yeah

[lapis oak]

Thought so

That looks high quality so less likely to be a random shitpost

[dusk bronze]

shadowspec saros possession upgrade "the fucking sun"

[lapis oak]

Omg hiiiii

[amber egret]

xeroc’s gaze

[mystic eagle]

Xeroc's stock market

[solar hare]

wsg bbg

[vagrant wind]

🐌

[high scaffold]

The new ranger is cool

Reed blowgun is so amazing

[vivid hemlock]

i think i know exactly what this is 😭

[agile latch]

What you think it is

[blazing field]

the radiance from hollow knight

[agile latch]

You can see a bit of it in the light

The certain trade marked colors

[vivid hemlock]

i will wait until the day comes

[high scaffold]

What if calamity releases an update this spring and will call it "springy spring" because it has a spring stool in it

[wise bolt]

[high scaffold]

Sand sack when?

The 8 specialized inventory slots for common ground blocks

[vagrant wind]

sand in my sack

[high scaffold]

The microplastic is stored in the sand sack

[rotund venture]

cool PL sigil with something inside who knows what this could mean

[azure oak]

new reward for completing boss rush is xeroc appearing and breaking it down

[frail owl]

terrarian, i am your father

[hushed hazel]

no you're not

[earnest jewel]

Finally, Xeroc will explain the lore in a way that people will understand.

[valid crypt]

what in xerocs name is happening here

[earnest jewel]

Aurora Borealis.

[azure oak]

if i had to throw in a guess, i think it's just something for when xeroc talks to you

so it's not just a voice form nowhere

[earnest jewel]

The light side is pretty chill.

[valid crypt]

but xeroc talksm to you in boss rush where theres a big fuckin symbol in the sky that can reason that...

[lament pumice]

I'm more interested in the next update with sunken sea, as well as other updates related to armor

[earnest jewel]

That's not the next update.

[lament pumice]

The changed Yharon? In mini update

[earnest jewel]

That's not the next update either.

[lament pumice]

🙁

Could you tell me when this is likely?

[earnest jewel]

When is what likely?

[lament pumice]

Resprite of Yharon

[earnest jewel]

When they have both finished the sprite and remade his fight.

[lament pumice]

Nice, I will wait for 5-10 years

[polar tide]

forgot to say in dev btw but this is beautiful

the rainbow is such a nice touch

[lament pumice]

I already felt blind from the photo

Just like looking at the sun

XD

[cunning sequoia]

jj abrams would be proud

(very pretty :3)

[rotund venture]

pinned messages

[placid ocean]

hog

[placid ocean]

what

[hushed hazel]

seems pretty self explanatory to me

[barren nacelle]

Gods wrath dear god

[vivid hemlock]

the ray

[rotund venture]

saros possession

[terse dew]

It's that one pokemon move

Light that burns the sky

[rotund venture]

god throwing the sun at a little rat

[solar hare]

[hushed hazel]

done!!!!!!!!!!!!

[solar hare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434199356680044645/1467711806553456766/thatstruno.gif

feel that thats Mr besst

[sterile moss]

Best soul to use with SHPC?

[solar hare]

ruinous

[late eagle]

Divine swine isn't real he can't bless you

[still cobalt]

Horrible hog…

[young notch]

How horrible is that hog

[still cobalt]

Horrible.

[young notch]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-yachty-censored-not-drake-tech-support-gif-8658410013845332703

[twin juniper]

when the pig is Normal

[wise bolt]

https://terraria.wiki.gg/images/Worm.gif?d939e5

[rotund venture]

W O R M Y

[rough vine]

ADD TO FAVOURITE

[dry whale]

3 days.

[placid ocean]

til what

[dry whale]

the day will come

the bells will ring

the earth will shatter

[placid ocean]

roaring?

[dry whale]

on that day, the hog shall rise

[placid ocean]

oh

||The Roaring Hog||

[high scaffold]

The ranger is absolutely crazy

So much damage

Absolutely loving the short circuit

[hollow harness]

Rare Item Variants 💔

[lapis oak]

Calamity

[hollow harness]

fucked up items

[frail owl]

yuh

[vivid hemlock]

what if calamity was old

not so funny anymore is it

[lapis oak]

The return of Lead Wizard

Evil

[vocal kelp]

calamity is nearly 10

that sold af

[mystic eagle]

Calamity sold to EA

[high scaffold]

Sand sack my beloved when?

[frail owl]

coincidentally coincide with that one time i almost got drowned

[vocal kelp]

tenth anniversary

this is true

[frail owl]

don't expect much from a wretched toddler like me back then

[high scaffold]

I demand my sand sack, the 8 slot inventory expansion

[frail owl]

sorry for reciting painful memories here

[high scaffold]

For dirt sand mud and others

[summer shore]

Birthday present

[vivid hemlock]

xyk when will you light the altar of our god

[boreal pewter]

We should really resprite this to LOOK like a tardigrade

[boreal pewter]

Upon the seventh tick of the Reefclock

[lapis oak]

🫧 🐠

[vivid hemlock]

It draws near...

[frail owl]

10 tofus

[molten grove]

11!

[frail owl]

shit!!!

[thorny fjord]

#calamity-addon-talk

[solid briar]

MB

[boreal pewter]

This new legacy version is pretty close to the very first Cal version I played. I gotta try it out at some point

[frail owl]

someone should change astrum deus to tofu

[ripe bone]

Post Boss rush

[buoyant pulsar]

i had a dream that all elemental weapons were updated to have a "harmonic" version you could toggle the weapon to, which changed its color palette to more of a gold color, and the purpose of this was pvp

like if it was toggled to harmonic it could harm other players

[earnest jewel]

You dream of pressing the PvP button.

[tropic jolt]

hogs haunt my dreams

[tired adder]

now we just need 1.3 cal classic

[cloud matrix]

yo are they ever going to add the D.O.G dimension or nah?

[earnest jewel]

The Distortion will have an update.

[tropic jolt]

eventually they plan to add it

[dusty tinsel]

I accidentally put hog halucigenics in your consumables

[buoyant pulsar]

i also had a dream like a couple years ago that the cosmic immaterializer was one of those summons which only made one summon, and the summon was this large butterfly thing which shot light beams in different patterns

i posted it somewhere

[high scaffold]

The SSO will be so goog

[tropic jolt]

sso never

[high scaffold]

SSO yesterday

[tropic jolt]

HHO tomorrow

[high scaffold]

HOH

Aka H2O

Aka water

Water is found in the seas

SSO tomorrow confirmed

[tropic jolt]

horrible

[solid briar]

should i use stellar striker

for pre prov

its pretty good

infernum

[still cobalt]

No thats hydrogen hydroxide

[still cobalt]

Yeah but gilded proboscis mogs

[high scaffold]

Dihydrogen monoxide

[solid briar]

tf

OH

ok ok

[solid briar]

dude are u sure? its seems pretty shi

[still cobalt]

It inf charges damage so when you cant hit ur still charging damage

[solid briar]

wdym

[still cobalt]

As long as your holding down left click youre charging damage

[wide raven]

We need a bug theme bosses for corruption and crismon

[solid briar]

its capped at 42.5k

[still cobalt]

Oh ok yap yap

[solid briar]

🤣

[deft lily]

woag

calamity classic

wonder what will happen with the other uploaded cal classics

[solar hare]

deleted

[deft lily]

hopefully

[frail owl]

meow

[steel pike]

hi wires

[dull heart]

proboscis is very good

It bypasses the normal weaknesses of true melee via charging

and lifesteal

And then after you release the charge attack, you're in perfect range for the swipe attack which is even better for dps

[high scaffold]

The aquashard shotgun getting reworked into fish shaped gun

[brittle escarp]

But there is already the archerfish and the dragon drizzle lava shooter whatever thing

[grim pecan]

fish shaped gun and fish gun are two different things

[rare tinsel]

is a fish gun a gun that’s a fish or a gun that shoots fish

[thorn pier]

gun for killing fish

[fathom girder]

gun for pretending to be a fish

[boreal edge]

Fish that shoots guns

[deft lily]

mrbeat

give money

GIVE MONNEYY

[mystic eagle]

MrBeatCalamityMaliceModeForMePlease

[thorn pier]

MrBastGiveMeDefense

[deft lily]

killed

[tropic jolt]

MrBestPleaseTellMeWhoTheBestCalamityPlayerIs

[deft lily]

good will always triumph over evil

[thorn pier]

MrBastIsntEvil

[deft lily]

yes

[tropic jolt]

evil solyn defeated

[rough ruin]

when new update ?

[thorn pier]

in 3 days

[rotund venture]

1001 moons from now exactly

[tropic jolt]

whenever the hog graces us with its horrible presence once more

[severe coral]

Falsehoods and lies

[muted scaffold]

I thought I had this favorited already.

[severe coral]

New ice minion pog

[muted scaffold]

(I may have unfavorited it at some point to clear out some of the old GIFs in my favorites list.)

[tropic jolt]

anti AoE propaganda

[severe coral]

Going straight into the unofficial spoilers doc for people to baby rage at when that's not what it is

[muted scaffold]

Lol.

[agile latch]

well it is more wind related..

and it isnt a minion but a acc

[grim pecan]

wind and ice

[agile latch]

but ye

[grim pecan]

close enough

[agile latch]

icy wind

[grim pecan]

no we're not calling it glaciate

[severe coral]

Why he so

🤏_ _

[muted scaffold]

I have not been in this server for a while.

Anyway, she be updating my Calamity.

[severe coral]

She catastrophe on my cataclysm til I Signus, Envoy of The Devourer
No that's not right...

[vivid hemlock]

🦣

[muted scaffold]

Signut.

[severe coral]

She ceaseless void on my storm weaver til I sugnis

[muted scaffold]

Hog.

[thorn pier]

stop the hog

[exotic axle]

Chillaphant activity

[high scaffold]

Next update is...
someday

[native thistle]

Calamity

[high scaffold]

Megalodon rework someday

I have 3 sides:
Megalodon rework
Sand sack
Chlorophyte and hallowed rogue helmets

[mystic eagle]

Anyway this is my new Calamity Antenizer OC

[dry whale]

you get a star for peak

⭐

[hearty perch]

antonio

[deft lily]

🦣

[fierce hearth]

Antennizer hog combo?

I keep asking for new custom hogs

My greed...

My,.. Hogness...

[amber egret]

"You dare challenge me, Fox? Come forth and face me like a real Star."

[steel pike]

that pig is NOT human bro

[thorn pier]

🔥

[versed heart]

Indeed, pigs aren't humans

[tropic jolt]

that hog is HORRIBLE

[fierce hearth]

Maybe I should draw XP-07 Phaea

I need exo pig now

Mechanical swine

[versed heart]

✍️ 🔥

[drowsy reef]

Didn’t the Devourer of Gods literally name himself that? He’s just an edgelord and his weapons reflect that

[tropic jolt]

"void eater marionette" is right there man

[earnest jewel]

Yeah that's the joke.

[vagrant wind]

kid named hyperdeath rift scepter

[blazing field]

yeah all of his weapons have intentionally over the top edgy names bc of that

[drowsy reef]

I love that it’s so funny

[vagrant wind]

isnt the terrarian the one naming the weapons though

[tropic jolt]

they actually come giftwrapped with their name attached

[fierce hearth]

Dog made designer treasure chests as loot because he felt like a raid boss and wanted the cred

[brittle escarp]

As he dies he just whispers all the names to you

He has to conserve aura as he bleeds out

[vagrant wind]

he could do this cause he takes 10 years to die

[brittle escarp]

true

[distant raft]

theyre all found in his stomach with name tags attached

[rare tinsel]

devourer of gods never actually died and he’s just a bro. he helps you build the weapons right and insists you use the “correct” names

[heavy totem]

Doomsday device is so good

Can we get doomsday device 2

[dull heart]

in this case who knows

I do like to think each name is mocking DoG

naming it over the top as a 'ha this is probably what that loser would name it" type thing

[stuck kite]

eat worms

[fathom girder]

The terrarian does name some things, as draedon is pissy about miracle matter being named the way it is

Cuz the terrarian named that

[dull heart]

wow new altix pfp

i was confused who it was at first

[paper inlet]

you should see what he says abt skeletron prime. it's funny as hell

[dull heart]

I need a new pfp but idk what to make it

[fathom girder]

Tbh I figure the terrarian names the crafted weapons and the boss drops are already named

[paper inlet]

make it a picture of me

[dull heart]

maybe something from 86

that anime was so so good and the LN has been amazing too

[paper inlet]

like. 1986?

oh

that makes more sense

[dull heart]

lol

Yeah no "86 Eighty-Six"

ok that's better

[dark coral]

m stuck on trial 6 of murama some one help\

[lean relic]

Uh

#calamity-addon-talk

[polar tide]

i'm stuck on trial 6 of yo mama

[agile latch]

the bee

from hit acessory the bee

[polar tide]

BEE?!?!?!?!?!?

[thorn pier]

the bee coming back

[shell sapphire]

ooooooo what that armor for???

cool bee

[blazing field]

the bee

[agile latch]

the bee

[blazing field]

i assume the armor isnt for calamity

malevolent bee that shows up at your house in 3 am and eats all your food

[thorn pier]

thats what humans do to bees

[lyric trellis]

Be bees

[agile latch]

for fun orichalcum resprite

its just there for bee scale purpouses

you dont recognize it cheese user?

[barren nacelle]

Do you guys like my swag armor (ignore my dog)

[agile latch]

its the bee ™ from The Bee accesory

i cant beelieve this

you must bee joking if you dont know who it is

[barren nacelle]

Yeah cheese, you forgetting really stings

[blazing field]

I remember your armor resource pack but i didnt remmeber you had made a orichalchum one... 😔

[agile latch]

this one is new.. but

i did had a old orichalcum

i wonder if my style changed from 2024 to now..

[blazing field]

orichalchum is kinda funny in terrraria

irl its just a fairly , boring looking metal but in terraria its like the gay pink ore

you even make bubblegum blocks out of it

whats up with that, how can you make bubblegum blocks out of metal ................

[agile latch]

yea

i mean pink ore is a lot more fun

it also has a bit of a flower and petals thematic with the set bonus

[blazing field]

wait no irl orichalcum isnt even real, its a mythological ore lol

[agile latch]

mythril is kinda of just green humor buddy though

yea its mythological

titanium, cobalt and paladium are the only real ones

paladium isnt orange though irl from what i remember

[blazing field]

yeah its the fruity ore

[blazing field]

iirc its like a pretty standard silver/gray

[agile latch]

yea

[blazing field]

adamantite being a really bright red is kinda neat but damn

adamantite gear kinda ugly asf

like the color could be kinda nice

the sprites are really dated

and i am just really not a fan of how the sword looks

the wayi t like splits at the end is just not it man

[rotund venture]

Howdy

[blazing field]

if i remember correctly ur adamantite armour leaned in a kind of like space scifi look didnt it,

or am i misremembering

[lyric trellis]

Cal TP really giving Adamantite a better visual in my head than it actually has because those are quite rough

[blazing field]

im not the biggest fan of cal TP usually (some of the sprites are nice nothing against it but i just sorta prefer having the origianl sprites in most cases) but

yeah i cant lie adamantite stuff rly could use a resprite in vanilla

its super dated

[agile latch]

yea, mecha armor

[rotund venture]

I like adamantite helmet but das p much it

[agile latch]

titanium is the heavy dark metal medieval thing while adamantite was more sleek and mecha

[blazing field]

thats cool yea

cobalt feels like its kinda going for a east asian theming with the spear being a naginata and the sword being a katana but it dosent rly lean onto it much

[amber egret]

the hat

[blazing field]

ig you could argue the mask is meant to be a like, ninja hood? and the hat can be seen as similar to a bamboo helmet

[amber egret]

Specifically the Hat

[blazing field]

mythril dosent have anything tho yeah its just

green humour buddy

[agile latch]

the helmets too

mask is a ninja thing and the hat

i think the helmet is trying to go for a samurai thing?

palladium goes for a fantasy knight thing, i find it p cute being honest

out of the vanilla ore armors

[severe coral]

Palladium my beloved

[vivid hemlock]

thing

[blazing field]

palladium is prob my favorite of the hardmode ore armors

its very nice

[severe coral]

Most useful set bonus maybe besides Titanium

90% of godseekers quit ingesting liquid cosmilite right before they ascend for real

[tropic jolt]

slurp

[frail owl]

yummers

the game shat itself after a few minutes

[buoyant pulsar]

what do we know abt upcoming content

havent been paying attention lol

[lyric trellis]

Hogs

[frail owl]

horrible hogs everywhere

[deft lily]

🦣

[severe coral]

Old elemental sprites 😭

[frail owl]

3 brimstone, 4 rare sand, 4 sand, 4 cloud, 3 siren and 1 anahita

i genuinely can't tell what the fuck i'm conjuring anymore

[amber egret]

god could Fabsol keep it in their pants holy crap man

[brittle escarp]

famously no

[polar tide]

wtf is this

[molten grove]

angler lure

the idea was like

[brittle escarp]

god I forgot how incredible the glow up was

[deft lily]

good lord

yeah holy fuck that sprite is uhhh

something

[cunning sequoia]

i never noticed how weird the eyes are

[brittle escarp]

Wasn’t it cut in half in lore

Like by rocks or something

[lyric trellis]

Yes

[lyric trellis]

Kinda cool idea

[polar tide]

OH.

[wise bolt]

:( i think hes funny

[polar tide]

ok im gonna be real here it totally fucking looks like a dick and balls which is why i was asking wtf it was

[wise bolt]

girl i just opened the server

[rough ruin]

Bruh I can't unsee that now😭

[rough ruin]

Time to go flush your eyes out

[polar tide]

close it then

bitch

[wise bolt]

maybe i will

[deft lily]

i think u 2 should kill each other

would be pretty funny methinks

[wise bolt]

@polar tide can we kill umbara 2gether

[polar tide]

always twin

[deft lily]

what? no! dude!

[rough ruin]

Oop

[deft lily]

😔

[stiff light]

bumbara

[deft lily]

nou

[deft lily]

maybe

[wise bolt]

https://files.catbox.moe/m4gcaa.gif

[deft lily]

holy shit LOL

evil cat

saved

[stiff light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347254691966615552/1388599719751585932/cat_evil.gif

[deft lily]

woag

a gift!

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/panty-and-stocking-paswg-panty-stocking-transformation-gif-109793286598359204

^me and tofu getting cunted up to kill umbara

[deft lily]

😨

[wise bolt]

truke.

[polar tide]

i like scanty and kneesocks more but i couldnt find a fitting gif

[wise bolt]

:(

[boreal pewter]

PSG

[frail owl]

hi there tofu

[amber egret]

its a stormcloud isnt it

its gonna Rain

[boreal pewter]

rains mammoth sweat on your enemies

[deft lily]

🦣

[heady pewter]

how does one play a older ver of calaamity

[teal bone]

on Steam Workshop there are builds of older versions of Calamity, some maintained by YuH and the most recent iteration was posted by Ozzatron

[heady pewter]

ty

[late eagle]

Terrifying...

[high scaffold]

I wonder when are gem critters reworks coming out

[dry whale]

nevr

[vagrant wind]

earth elemental rework

[main estuary]

shrimp armor 😔

[main estuary]

kinda bummed how brimstone has had the same general design for almost every single iteration

red woman in stone chair

[polar tide]

brimmy will be cool one day

her current design is some hot steaming dogshit i feel so bad for her

[dusk bronze]

dia save us please dia

[fervent zephyr]

Clearly we need to give her a comically large spoon

[late eagle]

No thank you Mr beast

[vagrant wind]

mrbeast give me money

[late eagle]

I don't really understand what they want to get with this, it's not an evil link or something is just images

[polar tide]

its supposed to convince the viewer into falling for the scam

because omg look its photo proof that it works!

[agile latch]

Mr boost

[vagrant wind]

done_22:

[urban cloak]

yummy mod points

😋

[late eagle]

But where's the scam for me to fall for? Is it the evil Mr beast Twitter account?

[vagrant wind]

the link evil mr beast tells you to open

[late eagle]

It doesn't have a link tho

[polar tide]

the scam is that mr beast is telling you that he's giving thousands of dollars to everyone who signs up for his Crypto Casino whatever the fuck that is

[vagrant wind]

it says "go to this place for free 2500 dollars after signing up to my crypto site" or something

[polar tide]

so you go to sign up for the thing and then boom your identity is stolen

[late eagle]

Nice money is cool Mr beast is awesome

[orchid finch]

NTTS actually dug into this and it's mostly a money syphoning scheme

[desert garnet]

yup

[orchid finch]

"You need to pay a fee to complete the transaction"
"Sorry, your account is not eligible for transfers this big! Please buy our premium!"

[polar tide]

fucking Lol

[orchid finch]

and yada yada until "Yep you're banned"

[polar tide]

what is ntts btw

[orchid finch]

NoTextToSpeech, a Discord YouTuber digging deep into different types of rabbit holes from the intricacies of how Discord works to... servers

[polar tide]

i sea

[orchid finch]

he river

[polar tide]

🙂‍↕️

[orchid finch]

can we get a leak for our good behavior?

[polar tide]

fuck no

[vagrant wind]

mrbeast give us sso leak

[polar tide]

slams the door in your face

[orchid finch]

😢

[tribal isle]

mr beast give us cathedral sneak peeks

[vagrant wind]

dragon aerie leak

[orchid finch]

shocking news: the Ravager boss fight has been reworked, now it's a big reference to the hit indie game Textorcist (does anyone even know about this game)

[tribal isle]

no

[vagrant wind]

no

[orchid finch]

aw man

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-yawn-yawning-sleep-gif-10258308189934628831

[orchid finch]

kibby

[solar hare]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-funny-esport-team-cele-gif-6780216835767819138

[vagrant wind]

the beast

[solar hare]

in 4 days yharim gets released

[solar hare]

its true

[tired adder]

can we invent scam platform community website with face of Amidias

the creepy one

[late eagle]

Amidias creepypasta

I think we have enough content to make one actually

[vagrant wind]

amidias horror mod

[orchid finch]

what were those gmod npcs that were chasing you and instakilling upon contact

net something

[vagrant wind]

nextbots

[orchid finch]

yes

we need one with Amidias face

[solar hare]

denied

[orchid finch]

what 😭

why not

[tired adder]

they are making horrible hog nextbot instead

remember

amidias is our fren

even if he looks hideous

[vagrant wind]

propaganda

[solar hare]

Ill veto it forever

I obviously cant do that im not fabsol

[orchid finch]

man you're such a Bully (2026)

[tender elbow]

What is your favorite change in the last patch ?

[rare tinsel]

gilded proboscis somehow got peaker

[rotund venture]

dog rework/arsenal reworks

[high scaffold]

Just entered hardmode and it made me wish for sso even more

Cuz mollusk armor and clamor rifle grind

[dense sundial]

Brain

Honestly pretty much all of 2.1 is great

[high scaffold]

Truth

[rotund venture]

sorry I eated it 😋

[high scaffold]

Im honestly realy excited to see some new/reworked calamity enemies come to the game

Some actual enemies and not just materials with hp

[tropic jolt]

horrible enemies

[vagrant wind]

what kind of horrible...

[tropic jolt]

🐗

[rare tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/412104907550621708/1430713935186628648/6ooDk1f.gif

[solar hare]

brain is the best boss in the mod so probably brain

difficulty fix too

in terms of smaller things ankh shield removal from the aegis recipes

and main thing I dont like is the new modifiers

[thorn pier]

theyre balanced trust

[tropic jolt]

goblin stop scamming

pls

[deft lily]

stop biting people .

😠

[rare tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-let-go-bite-teeth-hold-on-lizard-gif-13833611

[vagrant wind]

we are not people

we are hogs

[thorn pier]

what the fuck are hogs

[tropic jolt]

a sea of hogs surrounds America

[dusty tinsel]

Hogs

[hard hearth]

pig variant

😁

[solemn crest]

They’re horrible

[barren nacelle]

Wife got a gecko

[dry whale]

steals

[rare tinsel]

omg baby

https://tenor.com/view/tegu-pet-grab-silly-enjoyment-gif-27617448

[dry whale]

the lizard shall be patted

[hard hearth]

mlem :)

[tropic jolt]

creatur

[twin juniper]

Desert scrong

[young notch]

Adorable

[tired adder]

good question

probably the fact, that the meta was globally changed

[mystic eagle]

Slick Cane

[tropic jolt]

rogue is an illusion

[mystic eagle]

Slick Cane is the meta for all classes as it's the only weapon that exists

[solemn crest]

Rogue got a lot better with brainstorm yeah?

[distant raft]

eh it was like a third of SS tier in 2.0.7.2

[mystic eagle]

It got deservingly nerfed

It no longer dominates the SS Tier weapons

[solemn crest]

Yeah but the weak points of the class were brought up a bit right?

[distant raft]

it dominated the early stages of the post brainstorm SS tier though

and its uhhhh

[dull heart]

what weak points

it had no real weak points before

[main estuary]

this is the new horrible hog

actually this is would probably be a shitpost so im removing it

[high scaffold]

I wonder when are achievements coming

[grave geyser]

its weakest point was probably like early post ml and thats only rlly because its resident S tier was spam primarilly

[barren nacelle]

Spriter hell gif tbh

[grave geyser]

dog also wasnt ideal for it

[barren nacelle]

Like that’s prob the biggest holdup

[urban cloak]

they also aren't a priority rn and some of them are reliant on other content being updated

like boss achievements for example

[solemn crest]

Pre-Provi was pretty rough for rogue

Like it’s got utensil poker, rainbow, kunai…

I genuinely can’t think of another rogue weapon at that stage

[main estuary]

i swear nobody would ever use utensil for spam

like
the stealth is decent for the guardians

[grave geyser]

one of the rogue tiers of all time

litterally the only 2 f tier rogue weapons from that update lol

[main estuary]

damn that list got a glow up since i've last checked it

[heady pewter]

can someone give me a link to the last calamity update before the current one

[distant raft]

why would you want 2.1.1

[heady pewter]

i mean the one change before this one thats still brainstorm

[distant raft]

yeah 2.1.1

we're currently on 2.1.2

[heady pewter]

i want it because theres a glitch in my game thats not fixed

[desert garnet]

the summoner weapon?

[main estuary]

is it the dazzling stabber

[desert garnet]

dazzling stabber?

[distant raft]

dazzling stabber isnt the only post providence summon

[heady pewter]

noo

[distant raft]

oh?

[heady pewter]

when i mine a block it gets picked up with the pickup sound on repeat npcs can move i cant move press esc or anything only alt + f4

tried in multiple wrlds

[main estuary]

20 bucks says it's mod conflict

[distant raft]

thats not a cal thing

[heady pewter]

with only the calamity mod

[desert garnet]

weird

[distant raft]

?????

[desert garnet]

did you verify files?

[heady pewter]

how do i do?

[desert garnet]

wait

[main estuary]

i've been playing souls since yesterday and i don't have this issue

[desert garnet]

do you have any texture packs?

[heady pewter]

lemme check

[desert garnet]

they can change audio stuff

[heady pewter]

i dont think so

[desert garnet]

you can check by going into mods

and texture pack

or resource packs

i dont remember how they are called

[desert garnet]

weird

close tmod

right click tmodloader in your steam library

properties

installed files

and verify integrity of the files

[heady pewter]

done

[desert garnet]

check if that happens again

[heady pewter]

alr

[heady pewter]

OMD I THINK IT WORKED

TY O WISE ONE

[desert garnet]

np

[tribal isle]

roblox game discord server

[main estuary]

sunken sea overhaul in midblox

what a bloxalamity

[thorn pier]

SSO leak

[tropic jolt]

they put the roadblocks into calamity and they put the calamity into roadblocks

[solemn crest]

I mean there’s already an scal fight on Roblox

[distant oasis]

will there be a boss after Scalamitas?

[distant raft]

yharim yeah

also exos are same tier so they're also kinda after

[distant oasis]

ahh

oki

[dull heart]

im bored picka number

[distant oasis]

lucky number 7

[tropic jolt]

I picked two numbers

[dull heart]

gasp

[harsh meteor]

Pick 6 and 7

[tribal isle]

i picked 6 and 7

[tropic jolt]

this decides the amount of boss reworks for the next update

[dull heart]

nobody likes 1, 2, or 5

[harsh meteor]

Six sevenn

[tribal isle]

did someone pay you the 648 dollars

[dull heart]

maybe it decides the amount of rock pillars ravager spawns per jump

[dull heart]

no

[tropic jolt]

even better

[tribal isle]

6 gets no love

[dull heart]

there

[tribal isle]

thank you

[nocturne basalt]

3 lowk underrated

[foggy stream]

ong

[dull heart]

ok removed my votes i can't bias the poll

[vivid hemlock]

this is evil

[dull heart]

why

[rotund venture]

Why am I the only 1 vote

Wth folks it's the first number show it some respect

[thorn pier]

fuck no

[foggy stream]

1 is overrated

[lapis oak]

67!!!

[runic fable]

Nobody fucks with 2.

[dull heart]

2 is kinda peak tho tbh

but i can't vote

[tropic jolt]

we are all 67

[nocturne basalt]

Nobody cares about 2

Delete it atp

[hard copper]

draedon what’s 67 to the third factorial

[amber egret]

i fw 2 :(

[dull heart]

W take

4 5 6 are all peak too

[solemn crest]

7’s best number

[foggy stream]

sure but 3 is the peakest

[solemn crest]

3 looks like a butt, meaning it poopoo garbo

[foggy stream]

yeah or a heart ❤️

[solemn crest]

Hmmmm

I see

[tropic jolt]

big number

[solemn crest]

Like, you talking 676665, or 67^3! ?

Damn you discord for not letting me multiply

67•66•65

[young notch]

Follie spotted

[solemn crest]

I love Follie

She’s fun

[hollow harness]

third factorial as in n!!! or third factorial as in ((n!)!)!

[solemn crest]

I see

[foggy stream]

Im too dumb for ts

[solemn crest]

Yeah that’s gonna probably cause an integer overflow in like every system to ever exist

52! Is already incomprehensibly massive

I can’t even imagine starting 67!!!

Wait

The plot thickens…

[fathom girder]

I'm glad everyone's on the same page

[foggy stream]

gdamn

[rotund venture]

More factorials make a number smaller actually

6!>6!!

[hollow harness]

yea that

[solemn crest]

Huh?

[hollow harness]

67!!! is just 67 x 64 x 61... and so on

[solemn crest]

Oh I see

Yeah yeah I get it now

[rotund venture]

4!!!!=4

[solemn crest]

So 67!!! Isn’t gonna be as bad

[hollow harness]

n! is just n * (n-1) * (n-2) and so on

[rotund venture]

Anyway cal update

[solemn crest]

Cal update is math

[rotund venture]

Ravager rework someday

[mystic eagle]

Ravager rework tomorrow

[foggy stream]

aint that gonna be the new bloodstone source?

[rotund venture]

Yup

[foggy stream]

after polt?

sweet

[rotund venture]

(rav is already the best bloodstone source after killing provi so)

[solemn crest]

I’m so glad he does

I didn’t know that for my first couple runs and I was so tired of bloodstone farming

[foggy stream]

Im crine, I acually didnt know that. The sheer amount of zerg potions i had to use to get the materials necessary was crazy

[rotund venture]

Yall think doze is posting a spoiler when the vote timer runs out or are we getting trolled?

[foggy stream]

ehhh

[hollow harness]

Bread and circuses

[foggy stream]

prolly not

[rotund venture]

Yeah probably not theres already plenty of good spoilers in the patreon discord

Spoilers which you too can see by paying just 20$!

[foggy stream]

lowk might buy honestly, none seem as worth it as the auric tier tho

plus i get to donate more money

[rotund venture]

Okay I am going to be honest with you auric tier is not worth unless you can really afford it

If you have the means and wanna show that much support, sure

[foggy stream]

exactly

[rotund venture]

Otherwise cosmilite is just fine

[foggy stream]

I got the money, I just wanna support

[earnest jewel]

The alternative is grabbing a dev by the ankles and shaking until spoilers fall out of their pockets.

[distant raft]

consider: auric tier gets ugly colour

cosmilite is pretty purple

[tropic jolt]

cosmilite better because it has a cooler color

[foggy stream]

true, true

[rotund venture]

MY TOOTHPASTE HOW DARE YOU

[tropic jolt]

^^^

[solemn crest]

Add super auric

$150/month

[foggy stream]

oh nah

[flat folio]

The Calamity update where Draedon gets a rework to where you have to solve quadruple integrals and PDEs in order to win against him

[foggy stream]

shadow spec tier when

[solemn crest]

Honestly that isn’t the worst thing you could throw at us

[flat folio]

At least it's not proofs

[rotund venture]

(better than current exos)

[solemn crest]

Could be topology

[amber egret]

i think he'd go from my favorite to my third least favorite

just from adding math alone

im fine with trajectories and stuff like that but i loathe "oh yeah prove that this guys gonna be here in a minute"

like no shit dude do you see him. he is moving there.

[hollow harness]

throw in a putnam problem that is where it is

[solemn crest]

Draedon, please, don’t give us infinite series 🙏

[amber egret]

like yeah man! prove to me this triangle is a triangle

no fucking shit dude!!!

[flat folio]

Evaluate the ending position of the XYZ coordinate pair after undergoing a standard Lorenz system where t = 10.847911e+94, rho = 27.4, s = 10, and beta = 8/3

Answer must be given to 24 decimal places

[amber egret]

im just going into the dragonlens and activating "bullshitMathProblem" to "solved"

[flat folio]

You have 10 seconds

[hollow harness]

prove that a+0 = a

[amber egret]

bold answer: fuck you

[solemn crest]

Your lost me at Lorenz, I hate that man and his forces

[earnest jewel]

Like, at least 3.

[flat folio]

Are you sure you're not thinking of Lorentz?

[solemn crest]

🤦‍♂️

You right

You know what, I don’t like this guy either. Their name’s too similar

[amber egret]

i dont like math. we're using decimals and "x to x ratio"

[flat folio]

I love how we had a famous physicist and mathematician named "Lorentz" and "Lorenz" separately

[amber egret]

these are easy to understand numbers

[solemn crest]

Lorentz forces were the worst part of emag for me. Genuinely scarring

[rotund venture]

Only good thing to come out of math is the joke about multiplying you by 1

[flat folio]

And video games

[amber egret]

and video games.

[solemn crest]

And rockets, rockets are cool

[rotund venture]

Wrong name one good video game

[amber egret]

i think math might be my biggest detraction from making shit

[solemn crest]

Uhhhh…

Bowling

[amber egret]

other than like art and whatever because whover made letters in math needs to be shot

[solemn crest]

-# shit

[flat folio]

Hunt Down the Freeman

[solemn crest]

Elite ball knowledge

[dull heart]

hey look everything got at least one vote now

[hollow harness]

Peggle

[earnest jewel]

Pikmin.

[rotund venture]

Youre all wrong the only good video game is chicken invaders 4

[solemn crest]

Terraria Calamity 3DS port

[dull heart]

in case of tie i'm picking the tied one highest on the list btw

[solemn crest]

Like, physical location highest, or integer value highest?

[dull heart]

location

[dull heart]

replying so i don't need to scroll so far to see it

less than 10 minutes left

[polar tide]

can yuo do tihs to me i wanna be shaken

[solemn crest]

Carny save us, pick 7!!!

[earnest jewel]

Yes, nerd, now give me your lunch spoilers.

[polar tide]

wheeee hahaha wheeeee

[mystic eagle]

Imagine Calamity has long been made for the 3ds, but Nintendo pulls a Star Fox 2 on us

[solemn crest]

This has me laughing almost as hard as 5 little ozzatrons jumping on the bed

[rotund venture]

Quick throw the dev into the ocean as a sacrifice

[dull heart]

uh oh spawned a dreadnautilis

[rotund venture]

In the ocean straight up fishin it and by it I mean, well lets just say my nautilis

[solemn crest]

He be in the ocean, I be in the sulphurous sea

-# help

[rotund venture]

Five mins until we all get trolled

[solemn crest]

Calling it rn, doze is adding storm weaver tail as a post-Yharon fight

Just the tail

[dull heart]

take the last 4 words and yes

3m left are yall really gonna let 7 win

[thorny fjord]

I think the storm weaver tail officially makes doze a furry

[dull heart]

L take

no fur its just armor

[thorny fjord]

There's nothing wrong with that

I just call it like I see it

[rotund venture]

Storm weaver is a worm thingy and some worm thingys are fuzzy

[thorny fjord]

Actually, I guess just a tail wouldn't do it, otherwise like every generic cat girl ever would also be a furry

[distant raft]

weaver is like 0% furry

[thorny fjord]

So fine, I yield

[foggy stream]

Storm weaver is like my favorite worm

[solemn crest]

I thought they were though

[distant raft]

actually what's weaver's outer layer even

[solemn crest]

Like actually

[distant raft]

kemonomimi is not furry

[dull heart]

armor

[solemn crest]

Who

[thorny fjord]

Nah, I wouldn't consider cat girls furry unless they have fur besides just ears + tail

[rotund venture]

Roasted you are not online enough and thats a good thing

[thorny fjord]

Exactly

[solemn crest]

Dude I’m ngl I thought that was a subtype of furries or something

[dull heart]

1 minute left

[dull heart]

agree

[thorny fjord]

It could probably be considered a subtype if you wanted, but I would not consider it furry

[rotund venture]

Watch it be a single pixel of a new sprite

[solemn crest]

^^^

[dull heart]

quick everyone vote 5

[distant raft]

another palette

[thorny fjord]

Is 5 best? Why 5?

[solemn crest]

7 is best

[distant raft]

5 is the best number in that set

[dull heart]

votr 5

[foggy stream]

I am faithful to 3

[distant raft]

FUCKKKKKKK

[dull heart]

oh too late

[solemn crest]

YEAHHHHHH

[thorny glacier]

why is there no 8 and 9 options here?

[distant raft]

because they are chud numbers

[solemn crest]

Nobody likes 8 or 9

[thorny fjord]

Because 7 ate 9

[distant raft]

interesting

[solemn crest]

Spicy

[thorny glacier]

having option 0 would be sick

[foggy stream]

sweet

[dull heart]

picks 0 and gets nothing

[rotund venture]

Much cleaner tooltip

[solemn crest]

Radiance works with regenerator yeah?

[dull heart]

yeah

[solemn crest]

Interesting…

[dull heart]

much cleaner tooltip and also just

much simpler functionality

[thorny fjord]

No more 8 billion defense while debuffed

[rotund venture]

Oh yeah no defense

Also no max hp

[dull heart]

this is current radiance