#calamity-update-talk
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Summoner with reign forever in your absence
we are not hurting for balance testers at all it is indeed bug testing that is more pressing
Tiercord based balance testing
i could bug test
i love playing video games :)
It's not really about weapons or bugs. That's a part of it but not the majority of the time sink
Bugs always pop up of course but if you have gud code architecture for the boss that can be reasoned easily it's usually smth that doesn't take a ton of time to address since everything is self-contained
But wut it is about is tuning the Experience
ND had various debates regarding the structure of some of its attacks. Several attacks just got removed/replaced outright
It's never really something that you get perfect first try because there's always so many variables and so much potential for oversight/improvement
yea, for a boss fight it's about making it actually feel good to play while still being difficult
then trying to catch bad cheese 
speaking of that, how is doze's funny tier list website going?
Tiercord just goes off whenever caldev uses lmao not the other way around
Bugs always pop up of course but if you have gud code architecture for the boss that can be reasoned easily it's usually smth that doesn't take a ton of time to address since everything is self-contained
this and as a programmer you'd already have a strong general knowledge of the structure in place, which in many cases said structure is also of your own creation
i might have an idea
i can see this
😭
new idea: if the player steps on asphalt during a boss fight, 50 permafrosts are spawned for every frame
see this is why i think i lowballed the dev time
The frame destroyer
since BoC despite its quality feels like it could be made in two months
hi moob
THIS IS NOT A DISS. THIS IS MY UNEDUCATED OPINION. BOC IS AWESOME
do you say this because of the lack of requirement for major assets like a full boss sprite, animation, and newfound sound assets?
is why youd assume this
curious
honestly i think there should be a role that tells you "yeah im both a mod and a dev"
Exos rework, final dog rework, ravager rework, these are huge projects that will take a lot of time
my knowledge of coding is that the first part is the actually making them do it, and the second part is just "why is it not doing what i wnat"
yo facts people dont know im a dev lol
its not really a lot of work when split across a team
you're a dev???
modevelerator
NOOOOO...
if thef irst time Big E coded it every attack functioned exactly as intended and didn't need further testing and refining? easily yea
that's unfortunately not the case 
okay so like
its a lot of work to coordinate all that effort towards a specific team vision though
i think this is where the bulk of the headache comes from
less than actually Doing it
i mean this genuinely i do not know their skillset
oh yes very
what was the issue with BoC then
Cyan and orange gradient role
I OVERRULE team vision and enforce MY vision.........
Works great especially when caldev doesn’t know what it’s doing with it yet (we’ll get a real boc kt eventually surely)
true
astrum deus role
since nearly a year sounds like your House burned down
tofu role
Devs my question on the patren server def cant be answered here but Id love to hear your thoughts if its okay to share them there
for BoC
Tofu role!!!!!!
if tofu gets a role i should get to have yharim role
There's many many more factors that came into place for why cal took so long to give any real progress update
make it like NeoForge server
not just product creation time
"alex that's just auric tier" i dont care
or assets
bige is coding my mod
actually developing the mod* was like the least of our concerns
I will do this depending on time constraints though
whats your job in the dev team again
me?
you're a musician i know that you make heaters but
Moderaintainer
🔥
no moonburn
ah
it's not especially important tbh? you can always ask if you want to know lol
^
mb and i have similar team functions. we handle all sound related things, video production, and deal with media
i c
mb is more skilled than me i will say that fs but we all put in our respective skillsets to make the vision
Artist
Programmer
Emotional Support
Musician
Sound Designer
Literally Atlas Like What the Hell
we all bounce off eachother
i am an autistic little gremlin and cannot be damned to ask every dev "hey man are you Important or Evil"
if one of us is weak in one thing, someone else is there to support your weaknesses and bolster your strengths further
can I have ideas guy role
Astrum Deus
evil????????????
i mean this kinda is it
Ok this is fairly unrelated, but for any devs, what’s some advice you’d give a new mod dev?
Fabsol was Evil
oh hellll naw
Just do things
Have fun
whar
Don't hold yourself to somebody elses standards
are you Evil and are you Killing The Mod (and ignoring when you are) or are you Not Evil and Not Killing The Mod
idk im
I am the ideas guy king 👑
but I would never ever tell anybody my ideas
why would anyone on the current team be evil and killing the mod
im gonna beam my thoughts directly into your mind
same as anywhere else, my work is usually sound design/music/video editing
your definitions of evil are very maximalist
i am evil and killing the mod
well thats waht i mean
i am the calamity killer (brimstone crags in your mailboxes)
yea what if tyeski added a thing into the mod that crashed your game if your steam id had a 22 in it
I mean it’s in your name
could you mail me an ogscule instead
we cant
fuck im hungry i wish i was eating fries rn
What experience level were y’all when you started modding terraria? Like were you fairly comfortable with C#, or brand new?
this, but without crashing the game (just spawn piggies as only critter)
make it 2026 april fools update
in wotg i'm also sort of additionally creative direction/quality assurance
for me as a musician i came in modding terraria with absolutely 0 skill or practical expereicne besides sheet music in school
I was a dumb 7th grader who barely picked up algebra and had nu starting programming experience
you dont need any skill to start out here
i feel like if i ever got in the game design sphere id be the most comfortable with game testing or whichever
since Art i wanna get better at and Code scares me
u just need the time, the drive, and a creatively bound mind
Oh speaking of wotg is there an estimate on how long itll take to make it non-calamity dependant?
game testing feels like "just play the game and say what feels Evil"
there is still much to do
or "talent" talent is so subjective i hate when that word is used anymore
59 years
its a nothingburger term
probably from 6 weeks to 6 years
22 months
im talented in yapping and coming up with ideas
Sorry thats probs an annoying question
8
FAX
and then i am in Agony when it comes to putting them Anywhere.
Im just waiting for that before I play it
i havent had the time because i'm all clogged up with work on spirit reforged
Dang yall makin me feel behind lol. I’m 23 and just now starting modding. Better late than never ig lol
97 distortion centuries
as of right now theres like
literally seven whole games
in my head
that i have like 50% planning for
calamity and hylamity have had me utterly swamped with work
and then i try writing it out and just dont bc its Wrong
i dont even have game ideas in my mind
just universes based on things
Statistically you have about half a century left to make things and improve
hywhat?
wait you did stuff in soulless caverns
watch the spirit reforged trailer
This is true…
yyyea
im awesome so watch it
70yo Terraria modders
:/
i dont know how you guys work on multiple mods at once literally just calamity feels like so much for me to deal with sometimes
Me in 50 years
idk how you guys work
we're doing some really cool stuff though i will be honest
well, Calamity is top Terraria mod of all time
im excited for u guys to see it one day
This sounds like calamity in hytale
not in the chemical way, in the "how do you manage working. i can barely do my school stuff"
i'm still also in full time college playing with like 5 ensembles
its not an official project by any means most of it is developed by likeminded fans but i personally oversee all sound operations in the team and handle documentation
yeah? what does that have to do with it
Welp, I appreciate the advice yall. I’ve got some mods I’m planning to work on and yall gave me the motivation for it lol
irrational fear of mine is that im gonna get a job and then just flatout not do it because of something Ridiculous
and then get Fired
i dont know... i dont know......
i'm very tired
like "oh i just dont feel like it" NO YOU HAVE TO DO IT LITTLE AMERICAN BOY !!!
i have been putting my soul into the first update it will be very high quality in comparison to competitor projects, atleast that is the hope. we are aiming for that goal due to an ongoing modding contest we wanted to join for fun
Dog I got hired as a controls engineer and I’ve done nothing but… uhh… yeah I’ve done nothing. You’ll be fine
@stray quail unrelated but could you take a look at the sfx of terratomere explosion? It currently sounds like a sniper gunshot sound effect and I think something more „leafy/earthy“ would be a better fit
and then i dont do it and im stuck in my own Brain Cube screaming at meself!!!! im wathing the theater burn and collapse!!!!!!
yada yada i can speak about it for a while
i dont know what that is
anything else will be smaller in scope and target audience is what I am saying, and that's what allows them to be multitasked better or something
i know of burger flipper and like
true
construction worker
trueeee
I make the factory go brrr
but restaurant worker sounds the best beause i dont have to do physical labor
when you're a concept artist it really doesn't make a difference
it's all still Art That You Have To Do
Carny whats the piece you're proudest of?
A lot of things I want to do I can't do for calamity so I do them in other mods
but then i try and it feels like Crap!!!!
Like roots!
and then i dont and i wanna be creative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doze has too many weird ideas to put them all in calamity 
i think its still the servitus phantastica art
Like roots yup
call me inverse Sisyphus Prime where i regret every second of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am shackled
Other side projects are my way of staving off burnout
In the past I'd jump between Infernum and Cal depending on where my motivation was. Was more effective than just doing only one of the two because I could seamlessly bounce and refill my energy for the project I wasn't working on atm
Dude this is the sprite for the first weapon I added. It’s ugly and thrown together, but I’m proud of it. I like it, and that’s all that matters
Valid that one is 🔥
^^
yea but i made that i would be like "no it looks wrong. i need to fix it" and then do microcorrections for like
three hours
makes sense to me
Oh yeah its fine until they all want something at once and then it becomes super hell
corrections so tiny no one would notice but nooo i have to do them because it looks bad
😭
spending 5 hours on one piece thats barely anything in my eyes feels Awful
Disagree, dont let perfect be the enemy of good
fables is pretty rapidly accumulating a monster backlog for me in particular
Some people are also just a lot more uh... suited to high volumes of work. A very diligent, detail oriented and IMPORTANTLY volunteer operating artist will probably not commit to as many projects as someone who is much faster and looser, doubly so if said person is not volunteering and it's a job, creating an entirely different incentive than just expressing art
i'm unmedicated adhd and suffer fatigue all the time so i don't really have the bandwidth to be jumping between projects at my will
especially when i have these awesome ideas in my head and they just. dont do that .
Alright, I’ve gotta get going, but again, thank yall for the advice. Been a huge help
i work better when i put my head down and focus on one thing
what for a version of Terraria do i need to play calamity?
I think its also used as the subsuming vortex explosion
Tmodloader
Its version is almost always the one Calamity works on, with very very few exceptions
which version?
oh okay
Sometimes I feel like I'm an unperson that accidentally made a Faustian bargain where I traded my sanity and the tail end of my childhood for competency and infinite hyperfocus at writing code
Just kinda making do with wut I've got and scratching that unending itch to make things
I will sound very hypocritical (because I do not follow said advice at all, but I hear it from my friends all the time when i whine about thid), but you need to try and try again to improve in something, otherwise you will never move forward and it will all be locked to you
so it works with the newest version 1.4.5?
No
that feels sisyphisian
my trying does not feel like trying and rather just wasting my time
It is and thats a good thing
i think the other major issue is that logically it makes sense but emotionally it does not
and i have no clue how to explain it
without accidentally insulting an identity i think?
okay thank you
no i get it you generally dont get this far into terraria modding unless you got super autism
😭
For me, with writing, I hated so much of my early work
if every time you draw you think that you have to create a "good" or worthwhile product you will fall into an endless pit of misery
change your mindset or you will never escape
But not writing at all was worse than hating my own bad writinf
why would i draw if its not something im satisfied with
because as artists we love the process
like "ah yes. i will spend 2 hours on this waste of my time when i could play Terraria instead."
that doesnt make sense to me, emotionally
Well it depends on wut you prioritize
All a matter of perspective
logically, yes, i know its steady improvement, you cant make a statue with one chisel
where's that one tweet. hold on
What I just said, not doing the art I love doing was worse than doing it badly
my work ethic is a trade for any sense of relatability or connection with people outside my internet sphere of influence
but emotionally it does not; its a waste of my time
it's an objectively not productive mindset
again, logically makes sense, emotionally does not
🔥 🔥
why would i do something i hate
yeah. why would you?
Youre missing the poibt
if you're creating art solely for the end product then you are going to hate it
Doing the art and having it turn out bad or take too lond sucks, yes
But not doing it at all is worse
what also sucks is that i know the parts that make it good
like i know roughly of perspective, i know to block out, i know allat
...true
but then i do it and it just Doesnt
I can't look back at what I did before 2020 or even 2021 without a shame
but it was necessary to improve, to get into communities and build practice
i tend to focus on the outcome rather then the process to get there
something something maybe the real (x) was the friends we made along the way
i focus on the entire thing i think is my issue
like if it looks bad im gonna strain myself over making it look not bad, but that makes other stuff look bad
i am constantly watching tutorials and reading guides and observing how objects look in the real world but without actual practice in applying what i learn then that's entirely useless
until i, again, have wasted my time on a dead thing
Preach, I have so much writing that is complete ass but I had to do it to get to where I am now
learn to cut your losses and move on
but, once more, then id have wasted my time
i did a lot of Thing why would i just leave it in the water
i don't know how many times i can repeat that it's not about the finished product until you get it
okay so then whats the point .
if im making a thing not to have it finished, i leave eighty half built ships just. in my harbor
If you obsess on every little detail until its perfect you will never make a finished product
^
the point is the act of creation itself. if i did not create i would go insane. i do it because i love doing it and i express myself through it.
Creating is the point
thats not even applicable to just creative media thats like, generally good life advice
if u constantly worry abt other ppl and what they're doing you will never be happy
what i make doesnt feel like a creation i would tack my name onto
I just think there's smth innately satisfying about Making
I've slowed down since my initial burst but I've been taking up musicmaking, and I can acknowledge that the result is rough and amateurish and still be pleased that I did it. Because it lets me experiment, it lets me dive into that creative process, and if I continue doing it and getting feedback and learning someday I'll be able to make things that aren't rough and amateurish and get some bangers I can listen to for hours on end as a treat. But emphasis on "as a treat," as I think that process is infinitely more important
hohoh
that is all i do gang .
the shitty artist who creates 10 bad drawings will beat out the mad genius that doesnt deliver on a single one because theyre too busy refining it
The amount of chapter 1s I have that will never see another word of writing is crazy
yeah u might wanna work on that, no offense
only reason im saying this is because im guilty of it too
my best works were product of several year iteration; they didn't come out perfect, as much I am ashamed of that
but then they're known as a shitty artist
which i 1000000% do not want to be
too bad
who gaf bro
me gang
The mad genius isn't known at all
every single person
Because they make nothing
my magnum opera
counter: he cannot be disdained for what he has not made
the mad genius will never gain any reputation or opportunities without the output
see thats fine for like. a sketch or whatever
a rough drawing
but i would not staple my name to my rough drawings
why do you think you have to
My motivation and workflow relies a lot on personal interest
If I genuinely enjoy a topic, I'll spend days researching, iterating and writing to get every detail just right
If I'm not interested, I usually stall or struggle through it
do you have to publish every single drawing you make
fovenator. run.
If you dont find joy in the act of creating I dont think any of us will get through to you
i want to is the issue
You cant force it
I pity the devs reading notes on the topics I like lol
i really really really really xlike a billion times want to .
i have so many cool ideas and i cannot let them rot
that would be a terrible end
look
this will be kinda rude, but you remind me of myself in worst way possible
my self-worth was destroyed by constantly consider, what others will think of me
you need to commit
do you want your works to win awards first try
that's NEVER going to happen
Then do something with them without giving a shit about anybody else opinion
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i dont want them to win awards, i just dont want them to be ass by my standards
You're either on or off the train here, you can draw in your free time for fun but if you're serious and want to improve significantly you're going to need to endure the hardships surrounding that
Sit down and create, focus on the act not the result
If you don't care for that, then don't do it
something something get comfortable being uncomfortable
but you can't improve without some level of discomfort
your standards are too high then, unironically
here are the first digital drawings i ever made. Everyone who has ever made art ever has had a stage where their shit looks like this
fuck you
😭
💀
yea but these are like
good. by my standards
they have color, they have depth, they use shadow
when i make stuff, they Don't
Practice!!!!
ive been complaining soooo hard aobut this exact thing because im a crybaby and didnt just say "good enough" n move on
no im serious 😭
they have depth? they use shadow? are you hearing yourself right now?
dude moonburn i have this one song
the guy who does the work even if its worse than the other guy will win long term
they look good! at least in my eyes
alex what do you think
i dont think i will ever drop it because its so fucking important to me that and i cant for some reason get it the way i want to
they use color Incredibly poorly. they use shadow Incredibly poorly. the only way you could not be matching this level of skill is if you're not using color or shadow at all
most people have lesser standards than similar artists as well and will just take someone who can fill the role
The Makings of Henry Stickman
true!
even if you personally see that and go wow i could do way better than that
i think my standards are way too high for most things
Who the hell is Henry Stickman?
yea i dont because when i do it looks like hot ass
ykw i been seeing 333 a lot
I've only heard of Henry Stickmin.
he doesn't know..
ive been speaking a lot about wanting to make change and all these new topics
maybe now is da time
well theres your issue
This conversation is simultaniously infuriating, enlightening and highly enjoyable
^^^
you are never going to make things that you find acceptable if you can't get over your paralyzing fear of being bad. you just aren't. you are never going to suddenly wake up one day spontaneously able to create everything you want to create with no practice
for like the tenth time: logically it makes sense, emotionally it does not
i dont know how to phrase my response
yeah. thats kind of the thing i need to begin to accept if i ever wanna improve myself.
keywords: my car has not started and the race is moving?
does that make sense
i feel Slow. Idiotic, even
Create bad things, feel bad about it, improve
Let yourself feel shitty
this does not make sense because there is no race
what do i improve upon "New Drawing_180"
(I'm not an artist, not even that great at drawing, yet I still provide some meaningful feedback through drawings! There's always something to appreciate about a labor of love)
same
There isn't really much to respond to
You can either choose to take the insights here or you can choose not to
@polar tide u very good at art
you value other people's opinions so much that you cheat your own goals
i make bad code but i happy
okay but feedback drawings and "i am proud of this" drawings are not the same
i can make feedback drawings moderately well
nothing anyone here can say or do will fix your mindset that is work you have to put in yourself
thank you steamhappy
no way you can do worse than this
fucjkthis sverver
This journey is on you, it's your responsibility, fuck whatever other people told you
the bottom left is moderately fine, every other one i would just simply not post nor delete
bold of you
Whether you want to take it or not it's fine either way
Stip you said you arent an artist and I resent that, you're a writer and writing is art
does calamity haul work with current calamity?
if you just delete every drawing you dont like you're also never going to have visual evidence of your improvement btw
Wrong channel.
i'm kinda done here because i don't think i'll get through to you but i do want to point that out
i dont Delete them but i basically just forget them instantly
ive seen my past stuff and its like
a decimally better
Fair enough, but it does depend on what you're expecting of yourself
I've been stuck for a long time because I researched a lot and didn't develop my skills at the same pace, so I can analyze quality a lot better than I can match it, and I often see more flaws in my art because of it
(i save it all)
xd
yea this sounds like me
the second part
i see the problems and can identify them far more than i can provide a counter
I think I did delete few throwaway joke paintings, but otherwise I have been saving my paint.net "creations" every since new PC in 2024
like "this sucks dude" vs. "this is not good, heres how to fix it"
I've become a bit ridiculous in terms of documentation of my work
I've been keeping all of my WIP dev vids in a single folder. It currently spans back to last May and there's over 10,000 recordings in there
Frankly it's kind of fascinating to look back and reflect upon a bit
so why not fix it?
i say this when i look at others stuff
of all the things that tortured me the most i think it was music
hi big :e:
😭
To answer the question of why boc took ~8 months it's not like I was working on it every day for those 8 months is the tldr. Like it was largely a background project being worked on in between other things until the brainstorm pivot happened
How does one obtain such storage space?
since i went in with such high expectations
ohh i see
I'm saved by the fact that most aren't more than 10 seconds long
with sound, it was easier because i had none at all
if it was a background task i can def see that
It's so great to document so much
Ultimately that one post about the most important part of being a creative is learning frustration tolerance. Being able to handle not being happy with what you are doing and still push forward and keep going is so so so so important
i dont know man you just have to do stuff you might surprise yourself and it might not hurt as bad as you think if you just commit for once and shake off the self doubt for a second
so what's problem in doing the same to your works?
GFBeats 😍
because when i do, it looks Evil
Big E you created peak ty so much for the boc rework
I genuinely consider 2019 Bobylev to be different person sometimes due to different jokes and interests
Dev glazing over
🔥
wheres little E
Medium E
yeah medium E
Or even Big F
colossal E
sometimes i feel like multiple identical-outside-one-thing me's are in my head
...rush E
so that. Helps.

It's crazy....
I think you might like space.
who doesn't like Solyn?
jesus
minceraft
RIP storage space
oh yeah storage
this is a job for this square boy
The flat Earthers were almost correct
The Earth is an oblate spheroid
The Moon on the other hand...
square
isnt the moon actually a sentient creature
Moon's Haunted.
Solyn doesn't believe in Fovos
You think Fovos is the dangerous thing on the moon?
How quaint.
The Moon is what should scare you.
There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Fovos!
the moon is like some sort of evil... but I forgot what it was
forgotten evil
I wonder how much of calverse's moon is Fovos's skin and flesh and crust
are post-ML planetoids just chunks of moon floating around?
I think the moon lord is just chilling inside of it
maybe they've got a sick throne on the dark side
Hi
is exodium fovos' liver
True
Genuinely the only thing I felt underwhelmed by was that it felt a little short when I fought it, and maybe a little too easy, but it's been a while and the boss is literally one of the first 5 to most people
Fight definitely feels shorter than it has any right to be, very rare for a given fight to actually show more than half of the final phases moveset outside of death/ftw
the terraria issue
the answer is TDR fabsol was right all along

the issue is being able to attack while dodging, it makes figuring out attacks not as rewarding when you dont have to think about how to get hits in
cuphead is the only game I can think of off the top of my head that's the same but in cuphead it works idk
and this is what i play melee for
Bosses in terraria need to become 2d versions of dark soul bosses
Dark Souls bosses need to become 3D versions of Terraria bosses.
Make Duke Fishron 3D.
terraria bosses need to become 1d versions of 4d miner bosses
terraria needs to become 5d chess with multiverse time travel
I mean we have a 3d EOC in palworld
There's what in Palworld.
this boss is sponsored by raid shadow legen
Assassinated mid-sentence. Tragic.
cuphead attacking is also still more limited than terraria cause it's not omnidirectional
I am going to shatter the entire molecular binding that holds your body together and then make sure the atoms never come in contact again
this boss is sponsored by gamma radiation
And yes before you go erm actually atoms never touch I know
Nerd.
You play a video game you are also a nerd
It's a Ying and Yang situation, I must be nerdless, while you are nerdful.
aw :(
the nerd boss
rayse unsnailify me now
(please)
Is this like an actual demand or a joke
a request (not a joke)
🐌
🐗💥
Jk
cyver is gone only hog remains

Do you want Cyver to cry?
-# Imagine if someone gets what I'm referencing
hes a moyai statue he doesnt have feelings
Ozz's emote does look like Anakin

yes
ppl mistake it for being anakin
lol
anakin ozzwalker
I assume it's the same actor, but different character
ozz is anakin who killed emperor fabsol
Ozzatron's profile pic isn't even a real person.
^
Interesting
john control
John Wulfrum
replace dog with elden beast
Does this mean that Fab made Ozz evil
i would also like to let the mods know that i do not want my name reverted
i am going to be read the pins forever
revert it immediately mods
i agree revert this persons name immediately
well. this stinks
mods, handle this situation however you want idc I'm not a mod and I have no stake in this
So what I'm hearing is that Bosses in Terraria need to become Nine Sols Bosses?
Except with stamina & a handful of other mechanics
Nine Sols bosses are Sekiro bosses
I say this with confidence only because Nine Sols literally says it’s Sekiro-like
I wonder if anyone could tell I haven't played a single Dark Souls or Sekiro game.
parry parry parry parry
hello
doze doze doze doze
zoze zoze zoze zoze
does does does does
hi
hi tofu!!
hii !!!!
hi there jteoh
hello there


hi there john worm
oye
terracord rahhh
i got banned there

casted away for being offtopic 
had a hysterical laugh and then i moved on

that server is a prison
same
meow
awruff

bubber
what even is it even
bubby spin
i will kidnap him and make him my friend
what is that creechur
A Baby deus design I think
noodle
bubby
creature of steel
creature of tupid
worm is traveling
bub
jteoh sighting ‼️
tofu sighting ‼️
Everybody was tofu fightin
the tgijg
blub
Whatever could this possibly be
.......dog.
Excellent elephant, the natural enemy of horrible hog
the last survivor of the purge yharim did to the mammoth species
With the shadow pfp too
what a community
“dont think of a pink elephant”
My ass:
Oh god I remember this attack
Homeward Journey ❤️
i like this
they're trying to stop the music
this robot is the mascot of the next calamity update
XF-09 Ares
let him do his yhing bro
adress me
whar
can this be its actual name, devs?
Its the eleumphant already
peak..
magnificent mammoth is dead......................
Need to make the foul fowl and the dire dairy real
devious dairy
Need a name for the good version.. divine bovine is good but divine swine is real already
benevolent bovine
Calamity is becoming a zoo
Horrible Hog, Benevolent Bovine, who else
barn
a Beautiful Barn
using Calamity Code
Selfish Sheep?
Pristine Pork
Conceited Chicken?
Epic Egg
Radical Rooster.
It's just a rooster with shades.
Baptized bovine
What in the alliteration anarchy😭
Dreamful Duck
Omniscient Owl
Prideful Poultry.
Mischevious Mouse
Terrifying Tortise
Resourceful Rat... wait that is a character in Gungeon
admit it, this is better and more creative use of our time than hogposting
Which of these is better?
when Radical Rooster will get its own sprite
When I learn to sprite (Never)
although if you think about it...
legendary lobster
I think...
Yharon has 2 shades for his 2 pairs of eyes 🔥
genuinely when is the hog update
i want to ||c||||o||||o||||k|| the horrible terrible disgusting dreaded hog
Hog should lowkenuinely have a boss fight in GFB.
old duke:
That's actually why Hog update is taking so long, they're making the boss.
..its not even been 2 months since the last update dawg
If Permafrost can replace Calamitas, Hog can replace Old Duke true.
Too months 2 long.
we need you to make the hogs theme
Creeped out
i regret waking up earlier this morning
-# 🐖
hogerick virus has been inflicted onto you
-# 🐖
you will become one of hogericks, lead by grandest hogploid Old Duke
The only Cure for the Hog Virus is taking the blood of the Divine Swine and the blood of the Divine Bovine.
Though there are some side-effects.
Such as becoming a Divine Swovine.
but you see, hog virus has been merged with old duke
Oh in that case you need some Sulphurous Soda.
But you can't safely drink Sulphurous Soda until you have the Rock Stomach potion.
Is this the thought process of the Fandom editors?
here's how he looks now
That's a hoggifying sight!
Okay I'm done for now.
thee's sacrifice nary a wink in the eyes of the Community
not even Shattered Community this is the Terrible Community
(boosts adrenaline and fuses it disgustingly to the rage bar)
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?
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❓
hogmunity
SSO someday
Sky overhaul today
hardmode overhaul yesterday
I agree
its saturday now but happy electric feel friday
did the update come out
What update?
haha yeah it was vague but it mentioned god reworkl and sunken sea change
Sunken Sea's Overhaul hasn't been added and won't be for a while, but DoG has been reworked semi-recently in Brainstorm
Unless you're talking about some other god thing (God Slayer armour, or Slime God, maybe?)
Hope the one you saw isnt bait
that would be brainstorm which came out on february 6
in the future i would advise against getting your information on calamity updates from tiktok
you shouldn't get your information about updates from any platform that isn't here 
well yes but tiktok (and youtube shorts for that matter) is an especially inadvisable resource
resource? i meant source
im very tired
the Abominable Boar
Thank You Greasy Pete
The Hideous Horse.
the abominable boar cant die either for i dont have more letters
wires got an embed fail

where's the big picture with all the reworked stuff for brainstorm again
@pseudo pine
WHAT TO USE WHILE PLAYING CALAMITY 2.1 UPDATE - CHECK HERE 👇
https://calamitymod.wiki.gg/wiki/Gilded_Proboscis
The Gilded Proboscis is a post-Moon Lord spear that is dropped by the Dragonfolly. Holding ⚒ Use / Attack (default: Left Click) charges up a thrust that scales from 0% to 300% base damage, depending on the charge duration. It reaches maximum damage after 5 seconds, at which point the spear begins shaking...
thanks
i think you're biased
also im doin mage
its a mage weapon trust
gonna go throw hands with leviathan and anahita, is shpc and primordial earth good enough
it knows one spell and it's VANQUISH
got your nose 👊
Revengeance DoG is pretty tame comparing to Deathmode (when you don't know the pattern yet)
🐌
Prikki is being terminated for bias
When will bias be terminated for Prikki
Hi everyone, I last played Calamity about 5 months ago. Have there been any mod updates since then?
I mean global changes, not mini patches...
There was a major update in early february
I recommend not playing with infernum btw, brain of Cthulhu and devourer of gods have been reworked in this update, so if you use infernum you won't see the new fights
you can lower the difficulty
for those bosses
OK, that wasn't too bad. SCal on Revengeance was decent. With Exoblade.
I wonder when is wulfrum enemies rework
if you do that universal collapse doesnt play lol
? wdym
When is death mode enemy ai gonna get actualy good
Antlions moving at mach 10
Fighter ai
real talk has anyone actually seen the antlion in deathmode fire a fuck ton of sand blocks since Brainstorm
cause i havent seen it
Sand shotgun is kill
I miss it
arenas ruined becasue sand shotgun
that shit should stay in GFB and not in my actually balanced mode
wtf xd
they should bring it back and shoot 3 times more sand
One ai change done, a billion more to go
i do agree that death mode enemy ai is a bit overturned but its not like a huge deal
mild inconvenience at best imo
theres a bug with infernum where if you play with the mod enabled but not the mode itself enabled then universal collapse doesn't play during dog fight
interesting
universal collapse is mid anyway
/j
the first time someone came in here like "did they remove universal collapse it hasnt been ingame for years now" i thought they were trolling
a serious case of modbrain
what kind of creature consistently plays infernum but without the difficulty enabled
afaik people only really do this for the wayfarer or whatever its called
the dollar store dreamgate from hollow knight item
thta you get in the providence area
nobody tell them about beds
calamity fans dont know what beds in terraria are cuz they never sleep irl
i can confirm my sleep schedule has been wrecked by calamity before

cst 👴
cst is evil
otlakrem
central standard timezone (utc-6)
I only know the CST of China Standard Time (UTC +8)
calamity central time
extra evil
Calamity fans don't know what bed is cuz they never crafted sawmill to make furniture other than table and chair for the box houses they build
Bosses don't care how beautiful your house is
That's why I make Calamitas live in a cage in the Brimstone Crags.
Oh ok that's valid
I remember the only box house in my cal play through being in crags for npcs i don't like
Oranges squirrel.
Nerd.
dude they're clearly watermelons
when murasama rework
We don't know.
(
It's not really a priority, I don't think.
It will arrive when pigs fly
This thing can be the murasama rework
is this an exo mech
More
greedy af
smh
exo hog
here's experimental footage of converting most horrible hog, Old Duke, into exo mech
Exo duke confirmed in wormstorm?
Then we can have 3 duke fishron bosses almost back to back yippee!
best trivia ever
woag?
he went from apples to oranges
So you hate pancakes?
whar
so you hate pancakes?
I like waffles
everyone is going to hate volcanoes once Iwo Jima blows up
oh so you hate tsunamis
Tsunami's what?
fixed
Now all of China knows your typo
good
oh so you hate oceans
i like tsunamis
because they can be caused by volcanoes


Thanatos has a confusing design
so you love volcanoes?????? volcanoes killed my grandma BUTTFACE
it charges a laser at you, you don't stand still or the laser hits you, but so does if you move too fast because then it targets you
if you move slightly out of the laser range and then stand still, thanatos will circle on you with it's body and enclose it on you
you take damage inevitably, wtf
youre supposed to ram dash out of its body
use aegis
petition to make thanatos less ram dashy in this situation
you could also use rod or normality relocator
that too
has anybody else gotten their signus plush yet
No.
i know of at least 2 people who have gotten it
this is the second time ive seen a bot say "bro" when sending these images do they think that makes it more convincing or somethnig
dabbling in bro technology
bro got marked as spammer
I guess that's why they're called techbros.
cryptobro technology has infected the bots
its not faaairrrrrrrrrr i want draedonnnnnnnnn
HIS TIME WILL COME
still 2 months away 😢
With a second Calamitas, I will be able to microwave her twice as efficiently.
scal became smeal
You’ve taken a shine to that sticker huh
is these some kind of bug?
what are you even referring to in this image
devil's devastation having a giant swing on m2 is in fact intentional
it just not stop spinning
and it dosn't get any other strick after the first one
i would record a video, but idk how xd
is addon?
You’re running WotG so it’s unlikely the problem you’re facing is a base cal problem
id rather
just use steam recorder tbh
already recorded something, but I post it in addons
yea
forgot that existed
eat
yes
Consume the creature
the largest peep
creatura
yikes!
omg ty mr beast
Mr beat!!!!!!
Hey when is brainstorm dropping
tonight iirc
the incident was 7 years ago you have to let it go
dude didnt you hear
they delayed it
to like 2074
hello signs crushes motorist liam mccay
worlds end everlasting falling whale
light
sentient bugs worst nightmare
The hell is that🤨
light
is a cv rework planned soon this fight is so bad 😭
the unfabslopification has not reached it yet
Is it xeroc I knew it the next update is xeroc guys I'm always right
Not soon but it'll happen
The fight became better after 2.1 imo
i cant imagine how it was before then


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