#calamity-update-talk

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blazing field
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wicked beast

urban cloak
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i will not tolerate pebble slander.

flat folio
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Oh god I'm old

blazing field
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malicious entity

urban cloak
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i still remember when these were new and me and ender were putting em on the future content doc

silk pebble
solemn crest
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2022 was 4 years ago BrimFace

terse dew
dusk bronze
solemn crest
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Dude I was a freshman in college back then

terse dew
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It was my 2nd semester of college too

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February 2022 aka the month of redistricting 🤩

solemn crest
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February 2022 I was taking calculus 2 and physics 1

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Lovely semester

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I think that might be when I started playing calamity

terse dew
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Last few months of being an active cal dev for me. Then IT happened... 😨

solemn crest
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Oh I started playing calamity a year later

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This is the only screenshot I have from my first calamity run

lapis oak
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fih

solemn crest
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I knew what cal was beforehand but never tried it bc I didn’t really play a lot of terraria

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Then one of my friends listened to roar of the jungle dragon and convinced me to install it lol

amber egret
solemn crest
dusk bronze
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??? 😭

solemn crest
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Draedon educating the […]

mystic eagle
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This was an actual suggestion called "Learning Flower"

dusk bronze
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peak

grave rock
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What?

deft lily
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aw dangit it got deleted

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anyways i now have 1 trillion dollars

vivid hemlock
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i have evil plans

deft lily
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-# 😨

vivid hemlock
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i fucking love auto smith!!!!

amber zenith
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anyone know roughly how long it will take to get calamity up to terraria 1.4.5? i saw somewhere that the last major update was like 90 days or something to get calamity updated to it but idk

dusk bronze
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in several months

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(it was 9 months wait for tmod 1.4.4)

amber zenith
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9 months not 90 days gotcha, thank you

solemn crest
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But when tmod does update, calamity with roller skates is gonna be so fun

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Also, I love the bat transformation

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Makes me feel like a vampire 🧛

amber zenith
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ive never played calamity before and was wanting to try it out with a friend (weve played plenty of vanilla). do you guys think i should wait for it to get updated or just go ahead and play it since itll take so long

mystic eagle
amber zenith
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gotcha thats kinda what i figured lol, thank you

lapis oak
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Green healthbar

vivid hemlock
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miracle fruit...

exotic axle
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Oro, the big crab guy, won first place and he was made by Mochi, and Acantha, the guy with the axe, won second and was made by Splet

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As for the others I’m not really sure what happened to them

blazing field
vivid hemlock
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persmaps

exotic axle
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Perhaps yeah

exotic axle
vivid hemlock
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the beast...

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i cant believe braelor owned such an evil thing

exotic axle
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It’s a cute creature I kinda forgot about it, honestly dunno how it would translate to sprite tho

tribal isle
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the horrible cathedral

late eagle
severe coral
urban cloak
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they won't be in like one big update though

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they'll get sprinkled in over time

blazing field
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alloy crawlers when all of those ores are getting reworked except scoria maybe

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could always just make them out of other ores lol its nbd

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the eidolon larva is weird to think about though

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I feel like the EW redesign will make them not really, look the part

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Thouhg i suppose it could be funny

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Having the larva be so radially different from the adults

strange cargo
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Metamorphosis

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Cheese how can you have that as your pfp…

blazing field
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its incredible

strange cargo
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Truly a calamity

main estuary
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unless it was pretty recent when that video was took

strange cargo
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So is brimmy’s then?

exotic axle
strange cargo
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Is it a crisp two dolla

exotic axle
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yes

solemn crest
solemn crest
rancid pagoda
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I clock those to be sometime before 2020

grim pecan
teal bone
rancid pagoda
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well, no more lore items cluttering the inventory at least

solemn crest
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Oh yeah didn’t lore items used to be accessories?

teal bone
grim pecan
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they had effects but were not accessories

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you just favorited them in your inventory

solemn crest
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Jesus

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The clutter would be unimaginable

rancid pagoda
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and some of them were really good

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"you can't have extra accessory slots, that's cheating!" >looks at old calamity with inventory full of lore items that are basically as powerful as accessories

grave geyser
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Eh

dry whale
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in calamity you could even get murasama pre boss I don't think that was like

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a balanced. mod.

grave geyser
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The only ones that were actively on par with accessories also came with debilitating downsides

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Granted the balancing wasn’t always there (calclone lore item ❤️ ) but they did generally at least try to be reigned in power-wise

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The most notorious lore item was cryo lore which was essentially just a slightly better default dash an a world where default dash didnt exist

high scaffold
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Imagine if calamity had an update this spring

high scaffold
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I wonder how is the work on new calamity healthbars going

grave geyser
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It probably isn’t given the person that was primarily working on it is no longer on the team

lyric trellis
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They’re still coming unless doze lied I think

grave geyser
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I mean eventually yeah but I doubt it’s anytime soon

dull heart
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work on them is slow and not high priority but is being done

high scaffold
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The player health mana summons ui is incredible and I realy want to see it in game

dull heart
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Tbh I don't think I'd use it

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it feels too bulky to me

high scaffold
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If it big its good cuz then Id be able to actualy see it

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To be honest I do use the circular ui around the character and cursor

dull heart
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just turn up UI scale...

deft lily
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i think calamity should remove every UI

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including vanilla UI

dull heart
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good news

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f11

deft lily
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ppl complain cal is too easy anyway clueless

high scaffold
deft lily
dull heart
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And then I guess minimap if you don't just press the off button for it

deft lily
tropic jolt
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draedon will now hack your game during hardmode and turn off your ui and delete your qol mods

deft lily
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cal reddit will be up in flames

shut granite
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can we rename wulfrum to tungtungtungsten

vivid hemlock
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👎

slate folio
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i'm ngl

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you cant tell me this doesnt look like a goozma weapon

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the colors obviously arent the exact same but from here it looks indistinguishable

teal olive
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Man, true melee is so fun when not playing infernum

tropic jolt
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the gooz

teal olive
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I kinda breezed through the brain the eye and every pre hm boss

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Tho i may use the geltic blade for the wall

dusty tinsel
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Infinity gauntlet

fierce hearth
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Whatever rework happens for Aureus I hope that the ark will always trivialize the fight in honor of how obscene it has been ever since the ark was reworked into its current state

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God how long has the ark been how it is

lapis oak
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5 years

fierce hearth
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Just over 4 years

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Kiri is living in 2027 confirmed

lapis oak
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crazy stuff

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what...

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I only remember 2021 I don't know which month that was

fierce hearth
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It was 22

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1.5.0 came out in 2021, but the ark rework was 1.5.1

hot pebble
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Guys, did you know that pineapple peel is fireproof?
New idea: pineapple armor with fire immunity, especially for those who decided to go to the underworld without killing a single boss.

lapis oak
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wait that's a good thing looks like I'm not that old

fierce hearth
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Plus we really don't need more pre-boss armor 💀

grim pecan
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it won't be pre-boss, do you know how hard it is to get a pineapple in cal

blazing field
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I think that was a joke

fierce hearth
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6 woods, cactus, 8 metals, robes, jungle, desert prowler, fossil, snow ruffian, raincoat, probably more

blazing field
fierce hearth
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Farts

blazing field
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cuz hes yellow

fierce hearth
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OH

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I forgot how pineapple was obtained bc I was thinking of like, vanilla fruits coming from trees

grim pecan
blazing field
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yes

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sorry to keep it hidden for so long

grim pecan
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thought so

fierce hearth
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Wait there is a vanilla pineapple

hot pebble
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However, the fact remains that pineapple peel is fireproof. Live knowing this

grim pecan
blazing field
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dont worry cal is well known for its vanilla changes

grim pecan
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the armor set requires 15 vanilla pineapples and one cal pineapple per piece

blazing field
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including making it so pineapples are only obtainable by killing yharim

dry whale
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kills cheese

fierce hearth
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Sunny you conjure morbid fantasies

dry whale
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now I can get pineapples!

blazing field
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thats mean.

dry whale
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oh ok sorry

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unkills cheese

blazing field
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yay!

vivid hemlock
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kills cheese again

dry whale
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evil vanillin

blazing field
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not yay!

fierce hearth
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I like to make armor completionist galleries, the idea of having to collect 3 cal pineapples to finish my collection makes me want to engage in unspeakable activities

blazing field
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yeah you have to kill yharim 3 times

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he drops one each kill

grim pecan
fierce hearth
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Pinches your head between my fingers at a distance that makes it look quite small as to fit between my fingers

vivid hemlock
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kill 5 kinds of bats to summon old duke

blazing field
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5 unique bats

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including the rare and extravagant underground desert bat

fierce hearth
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Bats? Auric slammer reference?

hot pebble
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Mmm... Pineapple

dusty tinsel
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On pizza?

hot pebble
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NO!!!!!

dusty tinsel
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XD

hot pebble
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NOT ON THE PIZZA!!!!

grim pecan
blazing field
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pineapple popsicles are tasty

dry whale
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puts pineapple in your pizza

hot pebble
deft lily
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pineapple on pizza fucking sucks

polar tide
dry whale
hot pebble
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Do it again and I'll call Peppino

deft lily
dry whale
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dont care

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the pineapple is already on your pizza

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and it will always be.

deft lily
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😔

dry whale
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you cannot kill me in a way that matters.

hot pebble
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Peppino is 0 meters away from you.

lyric vortex
dry whale
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I'll kill him with hammers

lyric vortex
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Imo there are bigger fish to fry when it comes to things being bad on pizza

dry whale
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the hammers are made out of pineapples, too

hot pebble
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His bald head will take it.

dry whale
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the hammers also make him grow hair

hot pebble
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Then use this hammer on Calamitas Plush

dry whale
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nough

hot pebble
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I'll make Peppino and Calamitas kiss

deft lily
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what

hot pebble
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Nyeh heh heh

dry whale
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peppino will fucking die sorry

deft lily
lyric vortex
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Idk why but lurking here there seems to be a lot of "bad convos" lately

deft lily
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meh

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its mostly from ppl who dont talk here very often and dont have the common courtesy to read the room (and the rules)

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overall this server isn't as bad as people make it out to be

lyric vortex
deft lily
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thats what i do

lyric vortex
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I try yeah

dry whale
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ignore me

lyric vortex
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Sometimes they just interject themselves and it's like what they say how like an unscrollable object or whatever

deft lily
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kidding

dry whale
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you failed the test

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you replied to me

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now you die

deft lily
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fuck...

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you're right...

dry whale
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can't even follow your own advice

deft lily
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since the internet is full of people who lack social awareness and what not

lyric vortex
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I think another thing is like desperately wanting attention kind of like gimmick rappers who do something (usually stupid) just to jumpstart their career

deft lily
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omw to commit vandalism and then post it on social media with the caption "its just a prank bro"

lyric vortex
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But yeah it's weird how back then the internet was an escape from irl and now people are escaping internet for real life follow me for more deep thought provoking quotes

deft lily
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yeah like being off the internet is a "new cool" now

lyric vortex
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Mhm

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Anyways to try and step the direction of the convo back to Calamity,

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What would be a way to like start being a regular in this channel? I find most of the time I don't have anything to say regarding topics so I just be quiet

dry whale
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you talk

deft lily
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im ngl this channel is used as a general channel a lot of the time 😭

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probably isn't a good thing but im not a moderator so

pearl sentinel
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I mean tbh if you dont have anything to say then you just dont have anything to say

deft lily
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^

mystic eagle
rotund venture
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We try to keep things on topic when updates are close/we have spoilers

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Otherwise it is just a more chill gentalk

lapis oak
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Miracle Matter discussion channel

deft lily
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most of the time when i talk here im just trolling people

dry whale
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trolls you

deft lily
dry whale
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trolls you more

deft lily
vivid hemlock
deft lily
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still waiting for the day for when tragedy matter gets added

lapis oak
dry whale
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vanillin

vivid hemlock
lyric vortex
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I'm not too big on lore but is miracle matter related to miracle fruit?

rotund venture
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Nope

lapis oak
dry whale
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no miracle matter is named that beacuse YOU suck at naming

deft lily
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did someone say british

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who the fuck here is british

dry whale
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you

deft lily
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no

vivid hemlock
deft lily
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🐌

dry whale
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are u sure

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check again

deft lily
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i did vro...

dry whale
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puts you in britain

deft lily
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uhm uhh
i hate tea

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grrr

dry whale
lyric vortex
# rotund venture Nope

On another related note, are two elderberry and blood orange named items due to 1.4 adding fruit (are there items that share names with elder berry and blood orange)

deft lily
deft lily
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idk if its cuz of that though

lyric vortex
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Ah I need to catch up

deft lily
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u should play brainstorm trust

rotund venture
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Its peak

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(kind of)

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(most of the mod still kinda sucks dw abt it)

deft lily
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its not perfect but its def a step in the right direction for cal (fucking finally)

rotund venture
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Man I sure do hope I dont offend any devs by saying stuff like that

lyric vortex
deft lily
lyric vortex
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And if 1.4.5 TML takes longer than summer than I'm just gonna go ahead

lyric vortex
rotund venture
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Tml update could take some months

deft lily
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nobody does

lyric vortex
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I hope the next content drop has another invasion event Post ML

rotund venture
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Unlikely but ya never know

deft lily
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the horrible hog invasion

lyric vortex
lyric vortex
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Oh

deft lily
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i dont do modding lol

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yet

rotund venture
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I know our names are shiny but we are in fact nobodies

lyric vortex
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Ah

rotund venture
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We know nothing

deft lily
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yeah were just patreons who happen to have money

lyric vortex
deft lily
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esp me

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those who know

rotund venture
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I mean I know what the next update is but thats cause it came to me in a vision

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Unrelated to me being a patreon

deft lily
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i think the next update will add horrible hog invasion

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trust me guys i know

lyric vortex
dull heart
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what the heck

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my phone died

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and then i turned it back on

deft lily
dull heart
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and it looks entirely different

rotund venture
deft lily
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with he who shall not be named gone i think itll be sooner

dull heart
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i think it just jumped 4 android versions

deft lily
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maybe 2160 instead

dull heart
deft lily
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what android do you have vro

dull heart
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it is android 16 now and was android 12 when it died

rotund venture
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Growth spurt

dull heart
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why did it try to update when it was at below 5% while turning on??? what???

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that seems so reckless

deft lily
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i have my current phone for like
3 years atp

deft lily
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im getting all of the use i can out of it

deft lily
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:D

polar tide
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?

deft lily
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you'd said you'd agree....

dull heart
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I've had mine for like

lyric vortex
dull heart
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1 month

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2 maybe

deft lily
dull heart
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but that's bc I broke my old one (pixel 6) 2 months afo

rotund venture
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Although near future is uh

dull heart
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And it was cheaper to buy a new pixel 6 pro than repair the screen

rotund venture
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Who knows

deft lily
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how'd you break it? lol

terse dew
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I only buy the a-suffix pixels now

dull heart
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probably water dmg or something the screen just stopped working

deft lily
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oh

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ri

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rip

terse dew
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got my current 8a for like 200 USD lol

lyric vortex
# rotund venture Afaik thats correct

I just wanted to know because idk why I felt like read something how blood stone is getting changed and idk if that means that it's not necessary to do golem and ravager post guy

rotund venture
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Hey folks this phone talk is diruptive rn

dull heart
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Easy sell

rotund venture
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Since we are actually talking content here rn

dull heart
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Also doubled my storage space

terse dew
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Nice

dull heart
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Which was sorely needed I struggled with the 128gb a lot

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zenless + endfield = no space oops

rotund venture
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And reworked completely

lyric vortex
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Oh yeah

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Hopefully he's still golem on steroids but other new things to go along with it

rotund venture
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Phase 1 might be slightly kinda similar

polar tide
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why would we want ravager to still be golem on steroids

rotund venture
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But thats abt it

tropic jolt
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I would hope post fabsol calamity bosses would be more than vanilla bosses on steroids

rotund venture
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Theres concept art somewhere

polar tide
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^

rotund venture
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Future content doc pinned messages

polar tide
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thank you discord for taking forever to send that

tropic jolt
lyric vortex
polar tide
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what?

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are you suggesting that players having to learn an entirely new bossfight would be like. a bad thing

tropic jolt
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the concept art is multiple years old at this point so I think the general community has high expectations

rotund venture
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Iirc there are concept animations for attacks too

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Idk where

lyric vortex
rotund venture
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I highly recommend you look through the future content doc that is pinned here

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Just remember it isnt official

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So things could change or get scrapped

tropic jolt
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still hoping we get to use reworked ravager as a crafting station after defeating it

polar tide
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why in god's name should we feel shackled to keep a completely reworked boss fight similar to its original iteration when said iteration is boring and unfun and all around dogshit

cunning sequoia
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god please fucking kill current ravager please

lyric vortex
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Dang I thought it was fun

cunning sequoia
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i dont even mean only the fight i hate the sprite too

rotund venture
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Ravager rework someday

tropic jolt
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horrible hog pilots ravager like a gundam

deft lily
rotund venture
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^

deft lily
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the two aren't mutually exclusive

mystic eagle
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In my opinion Ravager is the worst fight in the mod right now and one of the few fights to get worse in 2.1

lyric vortex
# lyric vortex Dang I thought it was fun

The way I think of it it's like the calamity bosses having similar to vanilla attacks is kind of like not overworking the player to do bosses multiple times but instead do like a single boss like the twins and then take that knowledge to fight calamitas clone to get more of a grip on the fight but also still introduce new things like the bullet hell phase

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Is this a weird way of thinking?

tropic jolt
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I think that is a fair way of thinking but I think its also a bit of a cope for the current quality of the mod

deft lily
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^

rotund venture
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That isnt what the devs want from the mod

deft lily
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like you're not gonna get skinned by literally anyone if you criticize the mod

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unless your well, fabsol ig

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and/or a fabsol defender

rotund venture
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Nothin wrong with enjoying things as they are but know the devs are very unhappy with the current state of most of the mod

pulsar cobalt
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fights being similar should have a reason, not because someone was lazy

lyric vortex
deft lily
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like i love calamity but if i see bullshit im going to call it out and hold it accountable
not just with the development of the mod but with calamity in general

pulsar cobalt
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calclone being the same as twins is only because fab was lazy and has no further reason than that

arctic cliff
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back then modded bosses were reskins of existing bosses because it was easier to just do that

rotund venture
mystic eagle
# mystic eagle In my opinion Ravager is the worst fight in the mod right now and one of the few...

The pillars now being collidable and only feasibly destroyed with a pickaxe is actively harmful to the fight as it disencourages horizontal and vertical movement because they'll require weird,unfun movement to get around and eat projectiles (which wouldn't matter a lot if the range is short). The spam of the fists at the start is really darn annoying without a fast-attacking weapon made worse because you can't properly distance yourself, but they have contact damage to ram dash it is. Ravager likes to jump onto you and because you can't properly distance yourself, ram dash it is. Because Ravager starts jumping even more later in the fight (and the head only fires nukes that are rather annoying due to distance problems...) and you can't properly distance yourself, but it has contact damage so ram dash it is.

arctic cliff
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which is why so many calamity bosses are just derived from existing bosses

rotund venture
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Youll get a sense of what cal wants to do with bosses in the future

arctic cliff
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its really rare to see a calamity boss that isnt derived from an existing vanilla enemy

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and thats like

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only two i can think off

willow garden
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wasnt original calamity just eye reskin calamitas and eater reskin dog

mystic eagle
arctic cliff
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oh yeah i forgot about those

arctic cliff
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but all of those are kinda dunz

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CV is horrible

willow garden
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isnt providence super original too what boss is similar to it

deft lily
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makes me wonder how calamity got popular to begin with given that 90% of it is just rehashed vanilla stuff

cunning sequoia
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for years they've been slightly tweaked versions of those bosses

tropic jolt
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dog was literally purple destroyer in 2016

mystic eagle
polar tide
tropic jolt
willow garden
mystic eagle
cunning sequoia
rough ruin
tropic jolt
cunning sequoia
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and that popularity stuck, because once something is popular it will keep getting more popular

tropic jolt
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also dm dokuro music

rotund venture
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Cal is one of the oldest new gen mods

deft lily
rotund venture
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So it had the time to gether a huge following

distant raft
tropic jolt
arctic cliff
deft lily
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dont timer react me

mystic eagle
lunar oak
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guys my friend tryna join my calamity world they got 2.1.2 but mines 2.1.1 ive already tried to verify the game file and yet mine still 2.1.1

arctic cliff
arctic cliff
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i say these points because thats what personally interested me in calamity

brittle escarp
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The music was a big part of it. Like a huge part of it

tropic jolt
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I mean i'd say calamity actually was a pretty good mod for its time back then and it had enough content to keep people coming back to it

rotund venture
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Surprised nobodys mentioned cool weapon trees

deft lily
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the so called calamity "fans" are only here for the music but then don't like it when i criticize the mod itself

cunning sequoia
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the nefarious 23 MILLION VIEWS???

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when the fuck

brittle escarp
tropic jolt
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it's kinda still the biggest mod content wise

polar tide
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i feel like we have this conversation every 3 days

willow garden
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i dont think having bosses based on vanilla boss archetypes is bad necessarily if u also add something distinct (like pbg or slime god) and calamity seemed to consistently add distinct stuff

arctic cliff
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and what i meant by "vibe was difficulty" i mean that there was a general theme for the mod to dedicate itself to difficulty

cunning sequoia
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last time i checked this it had like 15 million jesus

lyric vortex
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By the way you guys are talking like pre-2017 Calamity?

terse dew
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calamity mod is old

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that's the jist of it

deft lily
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calamity mod

mystic eagle
arctic cliff
rough ruin
willow garden
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i still remember seeing calamity vs thorium shit when i was a kid

willow garden
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its so damn old

mystic eagle
arctic cliff
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im also gonna confess this

tropic jolt
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its tragic how underrated VCMM songs are 😔

cunning sequoia
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vcmm is newer, from less established creators and optional

brittle escarp
#

What is VCMM

cunning sequoia
#

but yeah go listen to vcmm good ost

cunning sequoia
brittle escarp
#

Ah

willow garden
#

man dokuro still so goated

arctic cliff
# arctic cliff im also gonna confess this

i was partly brought into calamity because of gungnir's old videos where he used various legendary weapons back when they had scaling/end game weapons like yharim's crystal to obliterate all the bosses

rotund venture
#

I have listened to vcmm and I do like it but Im not replacing vanilla music

lunar oak
willow garden
#

i usually play with music muted but i still turn it on before interludes and for yharon

deft lily
lunar oak
#

oh mb

deft lily
#

no worries

mystic eagle
lyric vortex
willow garden
mystic eagle
arctic cliff
willow garden
arctic cliff
willow garden
#

as someone who only recently has started playing calamity (properly) I just learned that it exists

arctic cliff
tropic jolt
deft lily
mystic eagle
willow garden
#

do ppl read that shit

#

fargos and vein miner and like 2 other mods spit out a message in the same frame

mystic eagle
#

Do you assume Calamity players can read

arctic cliff
willow garden
#

also music in video games = a lot of ppl (like me) just mute it and play their own shit

polar tide
#

thgtas my friend :)

terse dew
#

I know that CDmusic guy

tropic jolt
mystic eagle
arctic cliff
tropic jolt
#

because his songs are very good

deft lily
terse dew
#

sometimes I wonder how that Dokuro fan server survived as long as it did

polar tide
terse dew
#

because it's the same conversation

willow garden
#

they made a dokuro fan server?

terse dew
#

over and over again

terse dew
#

yeah

willow garden
#

like for fans of dokuro or what

#

O

#

whats the issue

terse dew
#

Lasted like 2 years

deft lily
tropic jolt
#

I think it also may be because in the end, boss rush is a bit irrelevant so the music for it wouldnt be as popular as a boss theme

terse dew
willow garden
#

seen plenty of artists make discords

wide nova
#

yooo

terse dew
#

Got yelled at by him

deft lily
#

hi tyeski

terse dew
#

lol

mystic eagle
wide nova
#

i met a couple people there that i kept as friends for a while

willow garden
arctic cliff
willow garden
#

will say that as an outsider my impression of cal for years was an edgy mess with cringe lore but good content

arctic cliff
#

not for no good reason mind you those songs are baller

mystic eagle
wide nova
#

he discovered my music there and gave me the "skilled musician" role or whatever it was that he had i felt so awesome that dayt

tropic jolt
wide nova
#

there was 2 music role si got the awesome(er) one

#

felt like god

arctic cliff
#

wait hang on

willow garden
#

so they got mad he wasnt making tracks fast enough

arctic cliff
#

DM Dokuro ran a fan server?

willow garden
#

wasnt dokuro a hobby musician anyway

wide nova
#

years back

polar tide
arctic cliff
#

luckily, CD is no longer alone in these music-making ventures

#

you musicians are all wonderful

deft lily
terse dew
#

community monotropism

tropic jolt
#

in a way im honestly glad cdmusic didnt release the exo mechs theme because it means when it does release itll be better and the fight will actually be good enough to fit the theme

willow garden
#

i still cant believe a project as big as calamity is being ran on pure volunteering and passion

arctic cliff
deft lily
#

i remember that

wide nova
arctic cliff
mystic eagle
#

CDMusic is the epitome of "just 1 more video and I'll go to bed". Announcing you'll be leaving but will finish 3 themes, then announce you're making like 18 more

tropic jolt
willow garden
wide nova
deft lily
#

tyeski will become john vcmm

#

trust

terse dew
#

the hog approaches

arctic cliff
wide nova
#

ew bro

arctic cliff
#

i didnt make this one someone posted this earlier

tropic jolt
#

drowning in a sea of endless hogs

polar tide
willow garden
#

what is this hog joke yo

tropic jolt
arctic cliff
#

i should make a drawing based on the piggy portrait sprite and then caption it as

SSO

-# (Sinister Swine Overhaul)

TOMORROW

tropic jolt
#

cubic volume 2 is all bangers though

terse dew
#

just looked at caldev emotes and fell to my knees at the sight of the horrible hog

#

😨

vivid hemlock
#

merkalto has fallen from grace

lyric vortex
arctic cliff
#

i need a png of that piggy portrait sprite emote

#

NOW

#

transparent please

tropic jolt
#

vivid hemlock
#

Nope

arctic cliff
#

also im shocked that nobody has used this legendary post in reference to the horrible hog

vivid hemlock
arctic cliff
#

thanks

vivid hemlock
#

this one is slightly updated

arctic cliff
#

aww hell naw they smoothed his wrinkles

#

im just gonna use this

tropic jolt
#

the youthful hog

severe coral
#

||Tomorrow!||

tropic jolt
#

please no

pseudo vector
tribal isle
arctic cliff
#

if you're saying the portrait sprites for the npc, then ya

#

first draft

teal olive
pseudo vector
#

hi

arctic cliff
teal olive
#

Ahhhh the sunken sea overhaul wich was colectively alucinated by the whole fandom

late eagle
muted cliff
fathom girder
#

we'll kill those people dw

dusk bronze
#

with hammers

wary igloo
#

the only piece of music im unsure whats going to happen with is the music of the former sentinel boys

#

are we legally allowed to replace those

fathom girder
#

yes

dusk bronze
#

i sure hope so

polar tide
#

if you're legit asking legally then yes we are

fathom girder
#

Any themes that get replaced are gonna have music boxes put in or something like that

#

pretty sure another dev mentioned that last time this was brought up

wary igloo
#

my question is a mixture of comedic relief and seriousness because i unfortunately expect some screeching

#

more than the usual

fathom girder
#

There will be

urban cloak
#

we're aware

polar tide
urban cloak
#

though its very easy to just add config options to allow the old songs to be played in their original locations if we do end up replacing any

polar tide
#

nobody in the entire world wants that theme out more than he does

wary igloo
#

normally i would say config hell

#

but

#

not this one

polar tide
#

i woulld prefer no config and just have a legacy music box like the other themes get but we are kind of forced to treat dokuro themes differently

deft lily
polar tide
#

i dont think cd is leaving tmod anytime soon and that absolutely would not be the worst consequence of people treating him like they did dokuro

frail owl
#

nah cdmusic is leaving tmod for roblox because it's much more lucrative there

#

source: it came from my dream

main estuary
polar tide
urban cloak
tropic jolt
#

heartwarming cdmusic becomes roblox doors developer

rose laurel
polar tide
#

hell

frail owl
#

i'm a cat, i can just weasel my way out of the bullets

tropic jolt
#

one dollar is more than zero I guess

deft lily
#

ngl

urban cloak
#

though ideally i do feel like configs would be for the best either way so that folks aren't forced to use the music boxes

urban cloak
#

most surefire way to quiet The Voices

rose laurel
#

It's just that Roblox is a money printer if you hit it big

tropic jolt
#

too bad its impossible to make good games on there

frail owl
#

by the way roblox apparently removed the classic faces

hushed mountain
#

Grow a Garden 2

tropic jolt
#

the roblox engine is so horrible

muted cliff
rose laurel
#

Not make a good game

polar tide
rose laurel
wary igloo
#

you can hit with roblox even bigger once it turns into a dating app TaintedCloudberryHeart

frail owl
#

i've not even touched roblox since forever after that novel first experience

muted cliff
#

at this point baczuki could literally strap c4 into the servers and detonate them and it would do less damage than bro did to the company

rose laurel
#

Anyways

muted cliff
#

yes yes calamity talk

main estuary
muted cliff
#

really like the new animations some bosses have

rose laurel
#

I yearn for new themes for certain bosses

muted cliff
#

ranged damage maxxing

rose laurel
#

Signus can't have Servants of the Scourge when he's reworked man

frail owl
muted cliff
#

this accessory is cool as fuck btw, one of the best vanities

polar tide
#

yeah if it was any other theme i'd push more for the legacy music box thing but when it comes to dokuro themes it's best we leave those as configs as much as it frustrates me

dusk bronze
tropic jolt
#

complete and utter hogsense

rose laurel
#

I think that no boss needs an outright new theme besides Signus

main estuary
#

would they keep his motif though?

deft lily
muted cliff
tropic jolt
#

I think it'd be cool to give ravager a new theme for its second phase

dusk bronze
#

oh actually

polar tide
rose laurel
#

Like, Folly can live with Murderswarm, Weaver can live with Servants, Ravager can live with Open Frenzy

#

Signus with Servants would be

muted cliff
dusk bronze
#

oh i was gonna say folly HDfailure

blazing field
#

open frenzy is fire

main estuary
#

what about ceaseless?

urban cloak
#

i think its too early to try and judge what bosses need new songs personally

deft lily
#

i think freakbob should get a theme

polar tide
#

open frenzy is fucking baller i'd kill people if we wanted to replace it

rose laurel
#

Ceaseless perfectly fitting for Void

muted cliff
blazing field
#

i think servants of the scourge is the only one thats guh except for ceaseless

dusk bronze
rose laurel
blazing field
#

ceaseless is nothingburger enough that a miniboss ass sounding theme like servants fits it

frail owl
rose laurel
blazing field
#

Weaver idk

#

Signus fuck no man

dusk bronze
muted cliff
#

its freakbob we talking about, he cleans up between his teeth using yharim's strands of hair

blazing field
urban cloak
#

signus for sure yeah but i'd wait until we actually get to redesigning the rest of these bosses before judging if they need new music

blazing field
#

its not even, a character

#

its a door

dusk bronze
#

i meant the fight

frail owl
tropic jolt
#

will ceaseless even remain a boss in the far future

blazing field
#

i wasnt really tlaking about the fight

#

Just conceptually ceaseless isnt allat

rose laurel
deft lily
#

how about no calamity themes

polar tide
#

signus is the one guy i think everyone on the team can agree needs a new theme

deft lily
#

calamity ost cancelled

dusk bronze
#

i would like murderswarm to be replaced bc it's kinda mid + 500 yharon motifs

deft lily
#

goodbye all 8 million cal players

urban cloak
#

your original wording have the vibe that you thought no other boss needed a new theme no matter what so i probably misunderstood initially then

#

apologies

rose laurel
#

I can live with the rest not getting new themes even if they're not 100% fitting

blazing field
#

Murderswarm having yharon motif is the one thing about it that ends up being kinda random but other than that i think the song's fairly fitting

muted cliff
frail owl
#

i usually play the game muted anyways

blazing field
#

Specially if dragonfolly's rework does lean on it

#

being a swarm

polar tide
muted cliff
blazing field
#

If it dosen't though yeah it'd be weird

deft lily
#

muderswarm is mid

#

:D

tropic jolt
#

all bosses will now be given non calamity dm dokuro tracks

still bluff
lyric trellis
earnest jewel
rose laurel
deft lily
polar tide
#

found the peeler

blazing field
rose laurel
#

Actually Old Duke exists

still bluff
#

the bones?

rose laurel
#

Nevermind

frail owl
still bluff
#

or the people

blazing field
#

yeah lol

deft lily
#

i think dragonfolly should get a new theme with the dradeon motif
just... trust guys

dusk bronze
#

isn't old duke getting a new theme anyway

polar tide
earnest jewel
muted cliff
#

got online school in 3 hours

still bluff
#

old duke isn't a real boss it's ok

pearl sentinel
#

Can we replace old Duke theme with the urban yeti sewer song

wary igloo
#

we should change crabulon's theme clueless

(calamity drops down the charts and we get hundreds of reddit maldposting)

earnest jewel
#

The what?

deft lily
#

what

#

why brazil react......

#

😨

lyric trellis
#

Brazil

blazing field
rose laurel
#

There's no Brazil react in Ba Sing Se

blazing field
#

Ive never heard abt this

earnest jewel
still bluff
#

remove crabulon and calamity will die

late eagle
deft lily
frail owl
muted cliff
#

today's apparently gonna be golf ball hail, tornadoes, 100kmph winds, raining like yharim took a piss on a cloud, you name it

rose laurel
dusk bronze
late eagle
#

Mushroom crab rave

dusk bronze
#

i remember triangle saying something about that

frail owl
muted cliff
blazing field
#

That's just an idea triangle has

strange cargo
#

🇧🇷

rose laurel
#

Toxic Wisdom is a fucking banger and there's no reason to remove it from OD

urban cloak
blazing field
#

Nothing guaranteed

lyric trellis
#

Random dev statements in CUT forever 🔥

rose laurel
#

Even in the lotus flowered state

urban cloak
#

damn near no one fights crabulon

frail owl
#

may sear your skin a bit, but it's still just piss

strange cargo
still bluff
blazing field
#

Look im a biiig hater of how crabulon is right now

strange cargo
#

Cause ik they just got hit with insane storms

earnest jewel
#

Loathsome, Festering, Fiefdom.

still bluff
#

classic mode crabulon.

muted cliff
deft lily
#

i think we should remove every boss BUT ravager

blazing field
#

But if you remove crabulon youre removing the mods greatest opportunity to have a goofy boss

wary igloo
#

don't remove toxic wisdom from od, but do remove od from toxic wisdom

blazing field
#

you dont wanna lose that

strange cargo
rose laurel
#

I hate Crabulon because I actually like the fight

rose laurel
frail owl
urban cloak
#

she's got a point i fear

#

calamity lacks whimsy

late eagle
main estuary
#

replace crabulon with the blue lobster

blazing field
#

i had an idea a while back

late eagle
#

I don't like the fight I just like mushroom crab

deft lily
#

crabulon

#

more like

muted cliff
deft lily
#

mid..bulon?

rose laurel
#

Crabulon sucks so much ass but there's something weirdly fun about its bullet hell

dusk bronze
blazing field
#

I think Crabulon's fight should involve Crabulon dancing all over the place and having like mushroom disco balls as attacks or something

deft lily
muted cliff
blazing field
#

Crabulon should get jiggy with it

muted cliff
blazing field
#

It'd fit with how iconic its song is and also the fact that the glowing msuhroom biome is so trippy

earnest jewel
main estuary
#

crabulon should make it rain shrooms and dance

urban cloak
#

he does this already

blazing field
#

he already makes it rain shrooms

deft lily
#

i think crabulon should get an ak 47

blazing field
#

thats one of his two attacks

muted cliff
rose laurel
#

See the thing with Crabulon to me is that he becomes exponentially funnier the bigger the tonal whiplash is

strange cargo
#

Yo this was posted

[Edit here. This is a joke image, I’m sorry for derailing the convo and confusing some ppl.]

still bluff
wary igloo
#

odd mushroom crabulon

still bluff
#

oh that's a reply

rose laurel
#

Crabulon instantly becomes way better if its demeanor contrasts its lore

still bluff
#

yw fryzahh

deft lily
#

HOG INVASION

#

🐷

polar tide
still bluff
#

horrible hogfestation

earnest jewel
polar tide
#

fucking hell are we talking about hogs again

strange cargo
#

I got it from an anonymous source

rose laurel
late eagle
rose laurel
#

"Why is this guy fucked up"

still bluff
#

can't escape the hogs

paper inlet
strange cargo
cinder raptor
#

I'm so excited for the hog event

teal bone
paper inlet
deft lily
#

the air is getting horrible around you

late eagle
#

The fourth calamity... The Hoglamity is real...

urban cloak
cinder raptor
strange cargo
#

Nah its real, my source is legit

paper inlet
#

yharmy and hog event finally 😭

cinder raptor
#

Hog tier

polar tide
#

days since a genuinely interesting discussion topic was derailed with unfunny hogposting 0 okay i'm done with calmain for today then

cinder raptor
#

The hog is replacing BR by the way

frail owl
#

oh boss rush

cinder raptor
#

Yeah

lyric trellis
late eagle
urban cloak
late eagle
#

We're starving

rose laurel
#

Ok I know that's meant to be a joke but why every time you guys make one you forget to make it obvious

blazing field
#

there is no Starving we were literally having a convo

rose laurel
strange cargo
#

Sorry

cinder raptor
blazing field
rose laurel
#

That just looks like a completely serious progression map with the Hog bit added in

cinder raptor
#

With the horrible hog event

deft lily
blazing field
rose laurel
blazing field
#

Not only does this mod already have Alot of tragedy but

#

No matter what you do with Crabulon

#

I feel like it's , hard

#

to really make it that emotionally impactful

lyric trellis
rose laurel
#

Unless we entirely change the concept of Crabulon, it is inherently a tragedy

blazing field
#

maybe it is but it really isn't that impactful of one lol

#

And i say this as someone who loves animals this is just a dead crab

strange cargo
#

What if the player could get infected with the same spores…

tropic jolt
#

who drugged the wildlife

lyric trellis
strange cargo
#

That’d be crazy

cinder raptor
rose laurel
tropic jolt
#

somebody kill that stupid hog

cinder raptor
#

New concept art leak???

urban cloak
#

terrible image

blazing field
#

can u stop the hogposting its unfunny and annoying

dusk bronze
rose laurel
#

Crabulon is a silly goofy ass mushroom crab, but then you look at it and its fucking horrifying and sad

#

It adds to the comedy and absurdity of it all

cinder raptor
blazing field
#

i found the hog jokes to be really funny at first and this community ruined them as usual

#

🔥

cinder raptor
#

Lol!

blazing field
#

drowning conversation with the same joke 20 times over is

#

in fact, pretty annoying

tropic jolt
#

the hogs need to be put to rest for now

blazing field
#

repetition does not make good humour

cinder raptor
#

Well the first time I ever saw the hog was in tier cord today so

#

Sorry about that

blazing field
#

its alr

urban cloak
#

i don't really care about the hogposting personally but it has been getting like really rampant in this channel

rose laurel
#

"Hey you know the dancing funky crab you just fought? Yeah, it's actually the corpse of a giant crab who lost its home and is now being puppeteered by debatably alien mushrooms 😊"

wary igloo
#

ima be real i dont even know what hog is about anymore i poke here daily and missed the initial context

i just poke here to catch slur users

muted cliff
blazing field
blazing field
#

It feels forced

tropic jolt
#

this has become the shitpost channel in wake of the spoiler drought

blazing field
#

Like are we gonna say the skeleton guy is tragic, the skeleton merchant

#

bc hes a skeleton, hes dead, hes a person that died

deft lily
#

thats literally it

blazing field
#

Maybe if Crabulon was like someone's pet or was the last of its species or like idk something like that but atp you're just making it unecessarily tragic

blazing field
#

And even then it still feels forced

#

I think it's better to just not have any tragedy element to it, even f the idea is to create the contrast bc imo the contrast feels forced

amber egret
#

okay so like

wary igloo
#

you will slurp the tragedy and enjoy it

deft lily
#

if ppl find the hog posting annoying they dont have to talk here is the way i see it personally

blazing field
#

you can't make me feel bad for the Dead Crab

amber egret
#

what if the crabs were from sso

blazing field
#

i will Laugh At It Dancing

amber egret
#

and we can see how happy the crabs Coulda been

dusk bronze
#

this was the plan yes

amber egret
#

so fighting Crabulon like maybe 30 minutes later is like "damn! this ones really sad!"

blazing field
#

This isnt the hogposting channel

#

this is the calmaity update talk channel

amber egret
#

well i mean

#

hogs are gonna be in the update

blazing field
#

thanks for the input

tropic jolt
#

🤔

amber egret
#

i feel as if people coulda just. latched onto anything

blazing field
#

was so hard to not finish that sentence with emlongun

amber egret
#

imagine if people yharot posted

blazing field
#

but anyways

#

jokes are fine

#

but please don't repeat the same joke 30 times over and actively disrupt actual convos with it

#

😭

amber egret
#

this happened already though

blazing field
#

this is the same thing that happened with amidiasposting. it was funny at first but then became a nuisance