#calamity-update-talk
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i will not tolerate pebble slander.
Oh god I'm old
malicious entity
time sure flies!
i still remember when these were new and me and ender were putting em on the future content doc
very old it seems
one question, can i create an addon related to solyn from wotg?
2022 was 4 years ago 
Not that long ago
not pictured: stilt stroller and astraphore
Dude I was a freshman in college back then
February 2022 I was taking calculus 2 and physics 1
Lovely semester
I think that might be when I started playing calamity
Last few months of being an active cal dev for me. Then IT happened... 😨
Oh I started playing calamity a year later
This is the only screenshot I have from my first calamity run
fih
I knew what cal was beforehand but never tried it bc I didn’t really play a lot of terraria
Then one of my friends listened to roar of the jungle dragon and convinced me to install it lol
the wisp skipper is funny
I want a pebble
??? 😭
Draedon educating the […]
This was an actual suggestion called "Learning Flower"
peak
What?
i have evil plans
-# 😨
i fucking love auto smith!!!!
anyone know roughly how long it will take to get calamity up to terraria 1.4.5? i saw somewhere that the last major update was like 90 days or something to get calamity updated to it but idk
whenever tmodloader updates
in several months
(it was 9 months wait for tmod 1.4.4)
9 months not 90 days gotcha, thank you
But when tmod does update, calamity with roller skates is gonna be so fun
Also, I love the bat transformation
Makes me feel like a vampire 🧛
ive never played calamity before and was wanting to try it out with a friend (weve played plenty of vanilla). do you guys think i should wait for it to get updated or just go ahead and play it since itll take so long
I still have a few videos, including my first time fighting Moon Lord
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406493898341613568/1285699985148481566/8mb.video-vCB-LRRozlwT.mp4
No major updates are releasing soon, play now.
gotcha thats kinda what i figured lol, thank you
Green healthbar
miracle fruit...
Oro, the big crab guy, won first place and he was made by Mochi, and Acantha, the guy with the axe, won second and was made by Splet
As for the others I’m not really sure what happened to them
haha. oro
reference
Maybe they'll come later but differently from these guys, dunno
persmaps
Perhaps yeah
Woah my guy is old…
It’s a cute creature I kinda forgot about it, honestly dunno how it would translate to sprite tho
the horrible cathedral
Will we still have them in the mod, or have they already been forgotten?
they're still planned
they won't be in like one big update though
they'll get sprinkled in over time
alloy crawlers when all of those ores are getting reworked except scoria maybe
could always just make them out of other ores lol its nbd
the eidolon larva is weird to think about though
I feel like the EW redesign will make them not really, look the part
Thouhg i suppose it could be funny
Having the larva be so radially different from the adults
dude
the second video proves just how old the cloud elementals sprite is
unless it was pretty recent when that video was took
So is brimmy’s then?
ill slip you two dolla and a sprite to add my guys in next 😎
Is it a crisp two dolla
yes
And it has not been updated because cloud elemental actually looks cool
Wow I don’t think I’ve ever seen that sprite for angel treads
I clock those to be sometime before 2020
looks at your inventory
some thing never change
the classic Yet Another Boss Healthbar + calamity style healthbar at the same time
lmao
well, no more lore items cluttering the inventory at least
true
Oh yeah didn’t lore items used to be accessories?
powah!
and some of them were really good
"you can't have extra accessory slots, that's cheating!" >looks at old calamity with inventory full of lore items that are basically as powerful as accessories
Eh
in calamity you could even get murasama pre boss I don't think that was like
a balanced. mod.
The only ones that were actively on par with accessories also came with debilitating downsides
Granted the balancing wasn’t always there (calclone lore item ❤️ ) but they did generally at least try to be reigned in power-wise
The most notorious lore item was cryo lore which was essentially just a slightly better default dash an a world where default dash didnt exist
say no more
Imagine if calamity had an update this spring
The optimal setup
I wonder how is the work on new calamity healthbars going
It probably isn’t given the person that was primarily working on it is no longer on the team
They’re still coming unless doze lied I think
I mean eventually yeah but I doubt it’s anytime soon
work on them is slow and not high priority but is being done
The player health mana summons ui is incredible and I realy want to see it in game
If it big its good cuz then Id be able to actualy see it
To be honest I do use the circular ui around the character and cursor
just turn up UI scale...
ppl complain cal is too easy anyway 
Ye, I sure want to have half of screen covered up by all ui elements I dont necessarily need in a fight
nah make it mandatory
there's literally just hotbar and HP bar
And then I guess minimap if you don't just press the off button for it
a bit of a weird and condescending remark tbh
great idea
draedon will now hack your game during hardmode and turn off your ui and delete your qol mods
cal reddit will be up in flames
can we rename wulfrum to tungtungtungsten
👎
i'm ngl
you cant tell me this doesnt look like a goozma weapon
the colors obviously arent the exact same but from here it looks indistinguishable
Man, true melee is so fun when not playing infernum
the gooz
I kinda breezed through the brain the eye and every pre hm boss
Tho i may use the geltic blade for the wall
Infinity gauntlet
Whatever rework happens for Aureus I hope that the ark will always trivialize the fight in honor of how obscene it has been ever since the ark was reworked into its current state
God how long has the ark been how it is
5 years
Guys, did you know that pineapple peel is fireproof?
New idea: pineapple armor with fire immunity, especially for those who decided to go to the underworld without killing a single boss.
Shrimply dink an obsidian skin pot, total fire immunity from a pre-boss armor is excessive
Plus we really don't need more pre-boss armor 💀
it won't be pre-boss, do you know how hard it is to get a pineapple in cal
I think that was a joke
6 woods, cactus, 8 metals, robes, jungle, desert prowler, fossil, snow ruffian, raincoat, probably more
Yeah you get it from yharim
Farts
cuz hes yellow
OH
I forgot how pineapple was obtained bc I was thinking of like, vanilla fruits coming from trees
cheese is also yellow. are you yharim.
thought so
Wait there is a vanilla pineapple
However, the fact remains that pineapple peel is fireproof. Live knowing this
yes
dont worry cal is well known for its vanilla changes
the armor set requires 15 vanilla pineapples and one cal pineapple per piece
including making it so pineapples are only obtainable by killing yharim
kills cheese
Sunny you conjure morbid fantasies
now I can get pineapples!
thats mean.
yay!
kills cheese again
evil vanillin
not yay!
I like to make armor completionist galleries, the idea of having to collect 3 cal pineapples to finish my collection makes me want to engage in unspeakable activities
it's one of my selling points
Pinches your head between my fingers at a distance that makes it look quite small as to fit between my fingers
kill 5 kinds of bats to summon old duke
Bats? Auric slammer reference?
Mmm... Pineapple
On pizza?
NO!!!!!
XD
NOT ON THE PIZZA!!!!
yeah
pineapple popsicles are tasty
puts pineapple in your pizza
Noo Crumbled
adorable draedon
puts pineapple on your pizza
Do it again and I'll call Peppino
(kills you
😔
you cannot kill me in a way that matters.
Peppino is 0 meters away from you.

I'll kill him with hammers
Imo there are bigger fish to fry when it comes to things being bad on pizza
the hammers are made out of pineapples, too
His bald head will take it.
the hammers also make him grow hair
Then use this hammer on Calamitas Plush
nough
I'll make Peppino and Calamitas kiss
what
Nyeh heh heh
peppino will fucking die sorry
bad convo move on
Idk why but lurking here there seems to be a lot of "bad convos" lately
meh
its mostly from ppl who dont talk here very often and dont have the common courtesy to read the room (and the rules)
overall this server isn't as bad as people make it out to be
I agree but like because of what it takes to get a warned role here, talking with anyone who has it is so ass most of the time
then just ignore them lol
thats what i do
I try yeah
ignore me
Sometimes they just interject themselves and it's like what they say how like an unscrollable object or whatever
can't even follow your own advice
ehh i think that issue tends to span across the entire internet
since the internet is full of people who lack social awareness and what not
I think another thing is like desperately wanting attention kind of like gimmick rappers who do something (usually stupid) just to jumpstart their career
omw to commit vandalism and then post it on social media with the caption "its just a prank bro"
But yeah it's weird how back then the internet was an escape from irl and now people are escaping internet for real life follow me for more deep thought provoking quotes
The prank: violence
yeah like being off the internet is a "new cool" now
Mhm
Anyways to try and step the direction of the convo back to Calamity,
What would be a way to like start being a regular in this channel? I find most of the time I don't have anything to say regarding topics so I just be quiet
you talk
im ngl this channel is used as a general channel a lot of the time 😭
probably isn't a good thing but im not a moderator so
I mean tbh if you dont have anything to say then you just dont have anything to say
^
The mods don't really care about it if we keep it civil
i figured
We try to keep things on topic when updates are close/we have spoilers
Otherwise it is just a more chill gentalk
Miracle Matter discussion channel
most of the time when i talk here im just trolling people
trolls you
what..
no, dude...
trolls you more

miracle matter subworld tower that daedalus climbs
still waiting for the day for when tragedy matter gets added
wtf are u saying
vanillin

I'm not too big on lore but is miracle matter related to miracle fruit?
Nope
the British soul is taking over
no miracle matter is named that beacuse YOU suck at naming
you
no
kiribrit
🐌
i did vro...
puts you in britain
then why do you have a tea cup on your hand
On another related note, are two elderberry and blood orange named items due to 1.4 adding fruit (are there items that share names with elder berry and blood orange)

those got renamed in brainstorm
idk if its cuz of that though
Ah I need to catch up
u should play brainstorm trust
its not perfect but its def a step in the right direction for cal (fucking finally)
Man I sure do hope I dont offend any devs by saying stuff like that
If it takes long I will but I really wanna play 1.4.5 and Calamity at the same time
they'd rather you be honest then you sugarcoat your opinion
And if 1.4.5 TML takes longer than summer than I'm just gonna go ahead
Rome wasn't built in a day they say
Tml update could take some months
yeah idk when the 1.4.5 port is happening
nobody does
I hope the next content drop has another invasion event Post ML
Unlikely but ya never know
the horrible hog invasion
Also I'm like super duper clueless on this but with Re-Logic making TML like official a couple years ago does that mean the TML team has access to Terraria's source code
i don't know
Oh
I know our names are shiny but we are in fact nobodies
Ah
We know nothing
yeah were just patreons who happen to have money
How I feel with UI in the main Terraria Discord
I mean I know what the next update is but thats cause it came to me in a vision
Unrelated to me being a patreon
But yeah I think the distortion would do some aid to this but I think post ml doesn't quite have the right ratio of boss:other things
i revived it your welcome
and it looks entirely different
You are correct but distortion is a million years away
with he who shall not be named gone i think itll be sooner
i think it just jumped 4 android versions
maybe 2160 instead
oh my goodness it did
what android do you have vro
it is android 16 now and was android 12 when it died
Growth spurt
why did it try to update when it was at below 5% while turning on??? what???
that seems so reckless
i have my current phone for like
3 years atp
we literally agree
im getting all of the use i can out of it
?
you'd said you'd agree....
I've had mine for like
Also correct me if I'm wrong but the only boss things changing post ML in the near future are hive mind and perforator swapping with dragonfolly?
Afaik thats correct
i see
but that's bc I broke my old one (pixel 6) 2 months afo
Although near future is uh
And it was cheaper to buy a new pixel 6 pro than repair the screen
Who knows
how'd you break it? lol
I only buy the a-suffix pixels now
probably water dmg or something the screen just stopped working
got my current 8a for like 200 USD lol
I just wanted to know because idk why I felt like read something how blood stone is getting changed and idk if that means that it's not necessary to do golem and ravager post guy
Hey folks this phone talk is diruptive rn
I knew I loved the 6 and the 6 pro was under $200 so like
Easy sell
Since we are actually talking content here rn
Also doubled my storage space
Nice
Which was sorely needed I struggled with the 128gb a lot
zenless + endfield = no space oops
Ravager also getting moved to post ml eventually
And reworked completely
Oh yeah
Hopefully he's still golem on steroids but other new things to go along with it
Phase 1 might be slightly kinda similar
why would we want ravager to still be golem on steroids
But thats abt it
I would hope post fabsol calamity bosses would be more than vanilla bosses on steroids
Theres concept art somewhere
^
Future content doc pinned messages
thank you discord for taking forever to send that
meant to put ^ for this
(To me) so that it isn't too bewildering to previous players?
what?
are you suggesting that players having to learn an entirely new bossfight would be like. a bad thing
the concept art is multiple years old at this point so I think the general community has high expectations
I mean being completely honest yeah but if something else works then I'd be wowed by it
I highly recommend you look through the future content doc that is pinned here
Just remember it isnt official
So things could change or get scrapped
still hoping we get to use reworked ravager as a crafting station after defeating it
why in god's name should we feel shackled to keep a completely reworked boss fight similar to its original iteration when said iteration is boring and unfun and all around dogshit
god please fucking kill current ravager please
Dang I thought it was fun
i dont even mean only the fight i hate the sprite too
Ravager rework someday
horrible hog pilots ravager like a gundam
you can still have this opinion while also recognizing that the current ravager fight is very very flawed me thinks
^
the two aren't mutually exclusive
In my opinion Ravager is the worst fight in the mod right now and one of the few fights to get worse in 2.1
The way I think of it it's like the calamity bosses having similar to vanilla attacks is kind of like not overworking the player to do bosses multiple times but instead do like a single boss like the twins and then take that knowledge to fight calamitas clone to get more of a grip on the fight but also still introduce new things like the bullet hell phase
Is this a weird way of thinking?
I think that is a fair way of thinking but I think its also a bit of a cope for the current quality of the mod
^
That isnt what the devs want from the mod
like you're not gonna get skinned by literally anyone if you criticize the mod
unless your well, fabsol ig
and/or a fabsol defender
Nothin wrong with enjoying things as they are but know the devs are very unhappy with the current state of most of the mod
fights being similar should have a reason, not because someone was lazy
I understand now I see
like i love calamity but if i see bullshit im going to call it out and hold it accountable
not just with the development of the mod but with calamity in general
for example guardians having similar moves to providence have a reason because they have the same power
calclone being the same as twins is only because fab was lazy and has no further reason than that
back then modded bosses were reskins of existing bosses because it was easier to just do that
Play the most recent update, experience rev+ brain and the reworked dog fight
The pillars now being collidable and only feasibly destroyed with a pickaxe is actively harmful to the fight as it disencourages horizontal and vertical movement because they'll require weird,unfun movement to get around and eat projectiles (which wouldn't matter a lot if the range is short). The spam of the fists at the start is really darn annoying without a fast-attacking weapon made worse because you can't properly distance yourself, but they have contact damage to ram dash it is. Ravager likes to jump onto you and because you can't properly distance yourself, ram dash it is. Because Ravager starts jumping even more later in the fight (and the head only fires nukes that are rather annoying due to distance problems...) and you can't properly distance yourself, but it has contact damage so ram dash it is.
which is why so many calamity bosses are just derived from existing bosses
Youll get a sense of what cal wants to do with bosses in the future
its really rare to see a calamity boss that isnt derived from an existing vanilla enemy
and thats like
only two i can think off
wasnt original calamity just eye reskin calamitas and eater reskin dog
Okay when I'm free
I can think of 3
Profaned Guards
Ceaseless Void
Exo Mechs
oh yeah i forgot about those
destroyer reskin
isnt providence super original too what boss is similar to it
makes me wonder how calamity got popular to begin with given that 90% of it is just rehashed vanilla stuff
for years they've been slightly tweaked versions of those bosses
dog was literally purple destroyer in 2016
Profaned Guards are seen as really good by many
the collision on the pillars sucks so bad because with the state that ravager is in right now they do not make the fight more meaningfully fun or interesting they just make it more miserable
ice queen
and he still was in 2025 😭
i mean it seems to have more effort put into it than 99% of mods
All it takes is one visual indicator and the fight will be good
the music + it came out at a time when quantity was more sought after than quality in the modding community
Everything has to start somewhere
back then bosses being heavily inspired by vanilla ai was normal
and that popularity stuck, because once something is popular it will keep getting more popular
also dm dokuro music
Cal is one of the oldest new gen mods
oh i already knew the answer i was just curious to what everyone else would say 
So it had the time to gether a huge following
sorry ares is eol
mods, send the horrible hog after umbara
i reckon its because
- back then people didn't care for quality that much
- DM Dokuro did really good with the music
- back then the vibe was difficulty for the sake of it, no matter what it actually was
dont timer react me
Similarities go as far as frequently being at the top of the screen
guys my friend tryna join my calamity world they got 2.1.2 but mines 2.1.1 ive already tried to verify the game file and yet mine still 2.1.1
- also it had actual lore compared to base terraria, even if it sucked ass
basically yeah
i say these points because thats what personally interested me in calamity
The music was a big part of it. Like a huge part of it
I mean i'd say calamity actually was a pretty good mod for its time back then and it had enough content to keep people coming back to it
Surprised nobodys mentioned cool weapon trees
the so called calamity "fans" are only here for the music but then don't like it when i criticize the mod itself
True
it's kinda still the biggest mod content wise
i feel like we have this conversation every 3 days
i dont think having bosses based on vanilla boss archetypes is bad necessarily if u also add something distinct (like pbg or slime god) and calamity seemed to consistently add distinct stuff
and what i meant by "vibe was difficulty" i mean that there was a general theme for the mod to dedicate itself to difficulty
last time i checked this it had like 15 million jesus
By the way you guys are talking like pre-2017 Calamity?
calamity mod
6 Dokuro cal tracks have more views individually than the entire VCMM soundtrack combined.
...yeah...
even if it did that by making supreme calamitas insta-kill you for getting hit too many times
Timeloop moment
i still remember seeing calamity vs thorium shit when i was a kid
it makes sense
its so damn old
It makes sense but it shouldn't
im also gonna confess this
its tragic how underrated VCMM songs are 😔
vcmm is newer, from less established creators and optional
What is VCMM
but yeah go listen to vcmm good ost
vanilla calamity mod music
Ah
anyone help please
man dokuro still so goated
i was partly brought into calamity because of gungnir's old videos where he used various legendary weapons back when they had scaling/end game weapons like yharim's crystal to obliterate all the bosses
I have listened to vcmm and I do like it but Im not replacing vanilla music
i tried to verify it and mines still 2.1.1
i usually play with music muted but i still turn it on before interludes and for yharon
yeah but this isn't the right channel for that
oh mb
no worries
VCMM is 5 years old now(??? I did not realise how long it's been
) but still has not gained traction among the masses because everyone keeps falling for Dokuro's and people who imitate his style's music
Fr forge was showing me something he did for a synthesizer V demo and it was so amazing
man i got into calamity because i was told on the playground that terraria has mods and calamity is the biggest one
So many people don't even try VCMM out and that is what saddens me the most about it
which is also why i, even to this day, contemplate how to implement scaling items without ruining the game
isnt this a visibility issue
clearly we should lock the upcoming Exo Mechs theme behind VCMM
as someone who only recently has started playing calamity (properly) I just learned that it exists

do people even fall for dokuro imitators, I dont think ive seen any fanmade calsong with even close to the popularity of dokuros music
man im ngl i feel like you complain too much abt it.
like yeah i wish vcmm was more well known but that probably isn't going to change
Not really, Calamity has a status message to download VCMM that appears every time you load into a world unless you manually disable the setting or have VCMM enabled
do ppl read that shit
fargos and vein miner and like 2 other mods spit out a message in the same frame
Do you assume Calamity players can read
no but people care for CDmusic
also music in video games = a lot of ppl (like me) just mute it and play their own shit
I know that CDmusic guy
everyone cares for cdmusic
Ignite My Flame and Twisted Garden are rather popular
awesome!!!
because his songs are very good
thats cuz hes seen as dokuro 2 unfortunately
sometimes I wonder how that Dokuro fan server survived as long as it did
what do you mean by this
because it's the same conversation
they made a dokuro fan server?
over and over again
Lasted like 2 years
were u in it
like the majority of the cal community sees cd as "the next dokuro"
I think it also may be because in the end, boss rush is a bit irrelevant so the music for it wouldnt be as popular as a boss theme
Yea
seen plenty of artists make discords
yooo
Got yelled at by him
hi tyeski
lol
Well, can you guess why?
i met a couple people there that i kept as friends for a while
cause cal players cant read?
and yet for some reason it still gets a ton of millions of views
will say that as an outsider my impression of cal for years was an edgy mess with cringe lore but good content
not for no good reason mind you those songs are baller
No. It was a vocal minority that really hates when people take their time to deliver a good product
he discovered my music there and gave me the "skilled musician" role or whatever it was that he had i felt so awesome that dayt
thats because the music is just that goated (and also they're starving for more boss themes)
classic
wait hang on
so they got mad he wasnt making tracks fast enough
DM Dokuro ran a fan server?
wasnt dokuro a hobby musician anyway
years back
i only see people compare cd to dokuro in the sense of "dokuro was really good and this guy is good enough to take his place" or "why are you guys pressuring him for exos theme did you learn nothing from dokuro"
i see a lot of that too
luckily, CD is no longer alone in these music-making ventures
you musicians are all wonderful

community monotropism
in a way im honestly glad cdmusic didnt release the exo mechs theme because it means when it does release itll be better and the fight will actually be good enough to fit the theme
😭
i still cant believe a project as big as calamity is being ran on pure volunteering and passion
its still funny and relevant
CDMusic is the epitome of "just 1 more video and I'll go to bed". Announcing you'll be leaving but will finish 3 themes, then announce you're making like 18 more
3 guys if you think about it
you have no fucking idea
the hog approaches
ew bro
i didnt make this one someone posted this earlier
drowning in a sea of endless hogs
i vaguely remember when we were talking about cubic volume 2 after he finished up the last songs for it and he was like i dont know if i wanna stop here though adn i was like You are done
what is this hog joke yo
did you say it like gus fring
kid named cubic volume 3:
i should make a drawing based on the piggy portrait sprite and then caption it as
SSO
-# (Sinister Swine Overhaul)
TOMORROW
cubic volume 2 is all bangers though
dread
merkalto has fallen from grace
Fr I felt listening through the album each track got better and better, low-key inspiring
❌
Nope
also im shocked that nobody has used this legendary post in reference to the horrible hog

thanks
this one is slightly updated
the youthful hog
thats a lot more than 30-50
||Tomorrow!||
please no
are those the npc sprites for the hog
The what?
hi
well i actually updated it
Ahhhh the sunken sea overhaul wich was colectively alucinated by the whole fandom
Kinda difficult to see the L sir move it a little more to the left
yea i rly hope people dont jump on cd's ass like chimps like "oohh this song u shoudlve kept the old version" or anything similar to what happened to dm
we'll kill those people dw
with hammers
the only piece of music im unsure whats going to happen with is the music of the former sentinel boys
are we legally allowed to replace those
yes
i sure hope so
if you're legit asking legally then yes we are
Any themes that get replaced are gonna have music boxes put in or something like that
pretty sure another dev mentioned that last time this was brought up
my question is a mixture of comedic relief and seriousness because i unfortunately expect some screeching
more than the usual
There will be
we're aware
i wish people in general would have more understanding about the theme and how insanely stressful it is for him to have that on his shoulders
though its very easy to just add config options to allow the old songs to be played in their original locations if we do end up replacing any
nobody in the entire world wants that theme out more than he does
i woulld prefer no config and just have a legacy music box like the other themes get but we are kind of forced to treat dokuro themes differently
i dont wanna sound like an ass but i sort of get tired of people constantly dooming and having this loser mentality when it comes to people who have creative talent and skill leaving tmod
i dont think cd is leaving tmod anytime soon and that absolutely would not be the worst consequence of people treating him like they did dokuro
nah cdmusic is leaving tmod for roblox because it's much more lucrative there
source: it came from my dream
💀
and then roblox deletes his uploads
i think he would shoot you point blank for saying this
thats fair i forgot calamity has legacy themes it already treats that way
heartwarming cdmusic becomes roblox doors developer
The worst part is your second statement isn't even wrong

hell
i'm a cat, i can just weasel my way out of the bullets
one dollar is more than zero I guess
i know but this constant worry about tmod drama is honestly more frustrating then most of the drama itself
ngl
though ideally i do feel like configs would be for the best either way so that folks aren't forced to use the music boxes
yea, true
most surefire way to quiet The Voices
Nah the bounties pay well
It's just that Roblox is a money printer if you hit it big
too bad its impossible to make good games on there
by the way roblox apparently removed the classic faces
Grow a Garden 2
the roblox engine is so horrible
if cd finds something better to do, good for them, all the power goes to them
I said hit it big
Not make a good game
i think it's warranted here considering cd has already been on the receiving end of pestering and disrespect over the exos theme. i'm also pretty sure the concern here is not about "tmod drama" but about a human person being treated like shit over a song for a video game mod

you can hit with roblox even bigger once it turns into a dating app 
i've not even touched roblox since forever after that novel first experience

roblox is hitting the shitter as we speak
at this point baczuki could literally strap c4 into the servers and detonate them and it would do less damage than bro did to the company
Anyways
yes yes calamity talk
the new faces are ugly as fuck
my avatar for example
really like the new animations some bosses have
Same
I yearn for new themes for certain bosses
ranged damage maxxing
Signus can't have Servants of the Scourge when he's reworked man
real!
this accessory is cool as fuck btw, one of the best vanities
yeah if it was any other theme i'd push more for the legacy music box thing but when it comes to dokuro themes it's best we leave those as configs as much as it frustrates me
it'd be such glorpshit
complete and utter hogsense
I think that no boss needs an outright new theme besides Signus
would they keep his motif though?
i agree i just used the term "tmod drama" cuz anytime theres a case of someone leaving or someone getting exposed people tend to have this doomer mindset of "oh can't wait until it happens again!" or constantly rehashing the events over and over again.
for nostalgiabait yes
perhaps ravager
I think it'd be cool to give ravager a new theme for its second phase
oh actually
fuck no
Like, Folly can live with Murderswarm, Weaver can live with Servants, Ravager can live with Open Frenzy
Signus with Servants would be
just a heavy meaty theme, or something
oh i was gonna say folly 
open frenzy is fire
what about ceaseless?
i think its too early to try and judge what bosses need new songs personally
i think freakbob should get a theme
open frenzy is fucking baller i'd kill people if we wanted to replace it
Ceaseless perfectly fitting for Void
hell yeah, freakbob needs atleast 2 dude
i think servants of the scourge is the only one thats guh except for ceaseless
good? yes.
fitting? doubtful
Signus does and I think that's not a argument
ceaseless is nothingburger enough that a miniboss ass sounding theme like servants fits it
with what? plunging people into the distortion world or throwing rocks?
It is completely unrelated to DoG
what about when it becomes a somethingburger
its freakbob we talking about, he cleans up between his teeth using yharim's strands of hair
easeless kind of is intentionally nothingburger
signus for sure yeah but i'd wait until we actually get to redesigning the rest of these bosses before judging if they need new music
i meant the fight
by the way, hi there 🧀
will ceaseless even remain a boss in the far future
Yeah, which is why I said Signus is the only one I'm 100% set on a new theme
how about no calamity themes
signus is the one guy i think everyone on the team can agree needs a new theme
calamity ost cancelled
i would like murderswarm to be replaced bc it's kinda mid + 500 yharon motifs
goodbye all 8 million cal players
your original wording have the vibe that you thought no other boss needed a new theme no matter what so i probably misunderstood initially then
apologies
I can live with the rest not getting new themes even if they're not 100% fitting
Murderswarm having yharon motif is the one thing about it that ends up being kinda random but other than that i think the song's fairly fitting
just delete them all, all bosses just get the wof theme
i usually play the game muted anyways
there are people who would track you down and peel the skin from your bones for calling murderswarm mid
i hate you
If it dosen't though yeah it'd be weird
all bosses will now be given non calamity dm dokuro tracks
500 dragonfollies upon you
Applicable to every track ever I fear
Peeling you as we speak.
Realistically we could just say it's the Dragon Motif
blow up
found the peeler
i'll turn them into soup
You could but then that does beg the question of why OD dosen't have it
Actually Old Duke exists
the bones?
Nevermind
then come forth and enact you wrath upon me, if you're that audacious
or the people
yeah lol
i think dragonfolly should get a new theme with the dradeon motif
just... trust guys
its 5 am
too tired
isn't old duke getting a new theme anyway
cuz hes stinky and we hate him
Becaus he hates dragons, clearly.
got online school in 3 hours
old duke isn't a real boss it's ok
Can we replace old Duke theme with the urban yeti sewer song
we should change crabulon's theme 
(calamity drops down the charts and we get hundreds of reddit maldposting)
The what?
Brazil
Is it
There's no Brazil react in Ba Sing Se
Ive never heard abt this
It's ok to be wrong sometimes.
remove crabulon and calamity will die
Nah infestation is perfect for him
i see
feeble whelp
today's apparently gonna be golf ball hail, tornadoes, 100kmph winds, raining like yharim took a piss on a cloud, you name it
Phase 2 Theme at most
i assume that the lotus duke would and the acid rain miniboss would keep toxic wisdom
Mushroom crab rave
i remember triangle saying something about that
about the piss part, it's probably still going to be normal piss
yesterday caused me to have a fucking river outside my house btw
That's just an idea triangle has
🇧🇷
Toxic Wisdom is a fucking banger and there's no reason to remove it from OD
remove crabulon and nothing changes as long as we keep the song*
Nothing guaranteed
Random dev statements in CUT forever 🔥
Even in the lotus flowered state
damn near no one fights crabulon
may sear your skin a bit, but it's still just piss
Hey hey
Do you like live in hawaii
true
infestation just plays randomly in mushroom biomes 
Look im a biiig hater of how crabulon is right now
Cause ik they just got hit with insane storms
Loathsome, Festering, Fiefdom.
classic mode crabulon.
middle east
i think we should remove every boss BUT ravager
But if you remove crabulon youre removing the mods greatest opportunity to have a goofy boss
don't remove toxic wisdom from od, but do remove od from toxic wisdom
you dont wanna lose that
Ah, stay safe
I hate Crabulon because I actually like the fight

turn crabulon into 
I fight him every time
replace crabulon with the blue lobster
i had an idea a while back
I don't like the fight I just like mushroom crab
insurance is not gonna believe their eyes bruh 💔
mid..bulon?
Lol
Crabulon sucks so much ass but there's something weirdly fun about its bullet hell
crabulame
I think Crabulon's fight should involve Crabulon dancing all over the place and having like mushroom disco balls as attacks or something
yeah that
well they probably will bc the hail is in the entire country
Crabulon should get jiggy with it
blows up crabulon with mind
It'd fit with how iconic its song is and also the fact that the glowing msuhroom biome is so trippy
This is literally a Pikmin boss.
crabulon should make it rain shrooms and dance
he does this already
he already makes it rain shrooms
i think crabulon should get an ak 47
thats one of his two attacks
should be the yharim bossfight fr
See the thing with Crabulon to me is that he becomes exponentially funnier the bigger the tonal whiplash is
Yo this was posted
[Edit here. This is a joke image, I’m sorry for derailing the convo and confusing some ppl.]
death by glamour Crabulon
odd mushroom crabulon
HOG
oh that's a reply
Crabulon instantly becomes way better if its demeanor contrasts its lore
yw fryzahh
cd and i were talking about this the other day
cease
hog
horrible hogfestation
Behold, the Godseeker.
fucking hell are we talking about hogs again
I got it from an anonymous source
"Haha look at the silly mushroom crab wait what do you mean it's a tragedy"
The green curse
"Why is this guy fucked up"
can't escape the hogs
what the fuck is this
i looked in here and this is the first thing i saw
Idk I just got it from my source
I'm so excited for the hog event
It is a joke roadmap
whats not making sense... its roadmap....
the air is getting horrible around you
The fourth calamity... The Hoglamity is real...
ooa aint even an event its just its own category
Idk seems like Calamity progression
Nah its real, my source is legit
yharmy and hog event finally 😭
Hog tier
superstorm
fucking superstorm
days since a genuinely interesting discussion topic was derailed with unfunny hogposting 0 okay i'm done with calmain for today then
The hog is replacing BR by the way
Yeah
It’s that special clearly
We don't have any spoilers what can we do
what is this though like actually
We're starving
Ok I know that's meant to be a joke but why every time you guys make one you forget to make it obvious
there is no Starving we were literally having a convo

Sorry
actually
what is the crysadia
New calamity progression
Anyways get this man a true
That just looks like a completely serious progression map with the Hog bit added in
With the horrible hog event
I'm ngl i personally don't vibe with this
Go go gadget misinformation gun
Not only does this mod already have Alot of tragedy but
No matter what you do with Crabulon
I feel like it's , hard
to really make it that emotionally impactful
Because it was supposed to be serious and someone decided to spread misinformation (and also the hog)
Unless we entirely change the concept of Crabulon, it is inherently a tragedy
You aided in it
maybe it is but it really isn't that impactful of one lol
And i say this as someone who loves animals this is just a dead crab
What if the player could get infected with the same spores…
who drugged the wildlife
You’re the only person who said to add the hog I was being genuine
That’d be crazy
Yes that's why I think Crabulon is at its best when there's a huge dissonance between the tragedy and its demeanor
somebody kill that stupid hog
New concept art leak???
True…
I concede.
terrible image
can u stop the hogposting its unfunny and annoying
one could even call it horrible
Crabulon is a silly goofy ass mushroom crab, but then you look at it and its fucking horrifying and sad
It adds to the comedy and absurdity of it all
Wait has this been a real problem?
i found the hog jokes to be really funny at first and this community ruined them as usual
🔥
Lol!
drowning conversation with the same joke 20 times over is
in fact, pretty annoying
the hogs need to be put to rest for now
repetition does not make good humour
its alr
whats that suppost to mean
i don't really care about the hogposting personally but it has been getting like really rampant in this channel
"Hey you know the dancing funky crab you just fought? Yeah, it's actually the corpse of a giant crab who lost its home and is now being puppeteered by debatably alien mushrooms 😊"
ima be real i dont even know what hog is about anymore i poke here daily and missed the initial context
i just poke here to catch slur users
he should get a cannon in his left hand, and a rifle in his right /ref
Yeha see this just dosen't really feel like theres any dissonance to begin with, i dunno
parasect
It feels forced
this has become the shitpost channel in wake of the spoiler drought
Like are we gonna say the skeleton guy is tragic, the skeleton merchant
bc hes a skeleton, hes dead, hes a person that died
idrc abt spoilers tbh i only talk here to troll people
thats literally it
Maybe if Crabulon was like someone's pet or was the last of its species or like idk something like that but atp you're just making it unecessarily tragic
And even then it still feels forced
I think it's better to just not have any tragedy element to it, even f the idea is to create the contrast bc imo the contrast feels forced
okay so like
you will slurp the tragedy and enjoy it
if ppl find the hog posting annoying they dont have to talk here is the way i see it personally
you can't make me feel bad for the Dead Crab
what if the crabs were from sso
i will Laugh At It Dancing
and we can see how happy the crabs Coulda been
this was the plan yes
so fighting Crabulon like maybe 30 minutes later is like "damn! this ones really sad!"
Alternatively people can just not be annoying because this is a public chat and i want to talk about things on it
This isnt the hogposting channel
this is the calmaity update talk channel
thanks for the input
🤔
i feel as if people coulda just. latched onto anything
was so hard to not finish that sentence with emlongun
imagine if people yharot posted
but anyways
jokes are fine
but please don't repeat the same joke 30 times over and actively disrupt actual convos with it
😭
this happened already though
this is the same thing that happened with amidiasposting. it was funny at first but then became a nuisance


