calamity-update-talk

[grave geyser]

why not

[rotund venture]

The strongest sickness debuff

[grave geyser]

yes

[rotund venture]

Is from some fuckass accessory

[grave geyser]

yes

[rotund venture]

And not oh idk

SSSHHHH

[severe coral]

And that's how we kill Thanatos

[severe coral]

I think the message is vague enough right

[barren nacelle]

Don't leak caltreon they will kill you

[severe coral]

mb :3

I tried wording it to maintain the mystery

👻_ _

[rotund venture]

Anyway why tf is the strongest sickness debuff from an accessory and not an actual real debuff

[polar tide]

I saw

[rotund venture]

That you can apply reasonably

Stoopid

[severe coral]

Which one?

Oh Absorber

[rotund venture]

Same goes for banishing fire

[severe coral]

Because it's not that applicable

[rotund venture]

Yes thats the problem!

Wheres my post ml sickness debuff

Thats good

Sage poison I know but like

Fr

[severe coral]

Go my "DoG and GSI are reworked to sickness"

WAIT

[lapis oak]

Sulphuric Poisoning

[rotund venture]

Distortion debuff in the far future should be cold or sickness

[lapis oak]

no

[dull heart]

Absorber Affliction and Sulphur Poisoning

[severe coral]

yes

[dull heart]

And Whispering Death I guess sort of

But that doesn't do DoT

[severe coral]

I mean abs is pre ML but eh

[dull heart]

And is not used properly

[severe coral]

I feel like it doesn't count

[rotund venture]

I forgot about the old duke weapons my b

[severe coral]

Damn sulphuric poisioning is kind of goated

[rotund venture]

Okay what would you do with it?

[lapis oak]

typeless

[severe coral]

That'd be fucking hilarious

Amalgam would become a ragebait accessory

[dull heart]

GSI should be Distorted type tbh tbh

[severe coral]

"Congrats the new debuff you have is useless"

[dull heart]

not really

[severe coral]

Yeah it'd still be schmexy but not cuz of GSI

[dull heart]

the good debuffs for amalgam are all pre DoG anyway

Well

Except for Demon Flames

Amalgam is good for Demon Flames and Voidfrost and Sulphur Poisoning

Not GSI

[lapis oak]

GSO

[dull heart]

Because GSI does half damage to yharon!!

And to scal!

[severe coral]

We actually need way more not-fire debuffs and way more typeless

[lapis oak]

Vodka actually dying of starvation

[rotund venture]

Trueing

[grave geyser]

no not really

typeless has a billion debuffs but vodka sucks so it doesnt really work with any of them

[severe coral]

It's got 2 bleedings, miracle blight, elemental mix, and like cnap clam

[rotund venture]

Does true vuln hex dmg muliplier affect itself?

[dull heart]

no because it's a damage taken multiplier not a debuff dmg multiplier

it boosts anything that actually hits the enemy

[lyric trellis]

Chaos stone agent of satan

[rotund venture]

Oh yeah mana burn

[lapis oak]

dude can we get a typeless category in the debuffs page on wiki

[rotund venture]

Chaos stone is like among my favorites and I forgot it dang

[lapis oak]

it's so hard to find all of them

[grave geyser]

doesnt help that some of the things you'd think are typeless are just seperate from the system entirely

like life drain

[lyric trellis]

New blood type

[lapis oak]

gonna take this to the wiki channel I think

we (I) really need it

[severe coral]

Yeah the wiki page for debuffs is a clusterfuck

[dull heart]

if something is missing from the system I probably just forgot it existed

when working on it

because there's So Many random vanilla one use debuffs

[rotund venture]

Go my stardust cell staff

[lapis oak]

the fuck?

why Aurora Blazer only inflicts Astral Infection for 4 seconds?

is wiki outdated

it should be 20 like most of Flamethrowers that inflict debuffs

😭 it's actually only 4 seconds no waay

why is it left alone????

every debuffing Flamethrowers got up to 20 seconds

[lyric trellis]

Because Astral is that forgettable (ignore that Astralachnea got the poison staff length buff)

[lapis oak]

this is pure discrimination

wait wait wait

actually it's not the only one

fucking Overloaded Blaster too omg

only 3 seconds of Slime that is insane

[high scaffold]

Calamity spring update
Real or fake?

[lyric trellis]

Spring like the

[tribal isle]

Which one is the auric upgrade

[pearl sentinel]

Me preparing to Spring a sort of Trap

[tacit zephyr]

New Draedon lore is absolute peak

[brittle escarp]

Like new as in 2.1 or new as in not yet released

[tacit zephyr]

In game for 2.1

i'm reading it all now

[dusk bronze]

there's no unreleased draedon lore afaik

bro has enough

[amber egret]

no he needs more

[dusk bronze]

explode

[lean relic]

draetalk
draesim
draedon dating sim

[polar tide]

correct

[amber egret]

Calamity: Nuts and Bolts update (adds a seperate gamemode designed around precision movement)

[tribal isle]

What if arsenal armor has lore

[tribal isle]

Draedon update 2

[grim pecan]

draeting sim

[spark hearth]

I've finally had some time in the last week to sit down and play Brainstorm and so far I'm loving most of the changes, there are some things that are bothering me still, like earlier wings not at least having a tiny stat difference (not just flight), but most of it is just nitpicking, balance seems great at Revengeance too. Looking forward to seeing more items and weapons get reworks.

I will say some accessory reworks seem odd to me, like The Transformer, but again just nitpicks. Progression feels still great, if not a bit overwhelming at times with how many options you have for weapons.

Overall, can't wait to see future patches. Not to mention Sunken Sea.

[raven escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/granny-gameplay-ganny-game-posture-granny-posture-gif-6335512255248187418

Oh of course

[late eagle]

Sunken sea won't be here anytime soon btw. The next big update is something else

[solemn crest]

The next update will be… horrible

[vagrant wind]

green

[mystic eagle]

blue

[deft lily]

murple

[lean relic]

yellow

[twin bloom]

Brown

[hushed hazel]

disagree

[solemn crest]

Chartreuse?

[lean relic]

What

[blazing field]

Oui oui

[split ginkgo]

Flesh

Bones

sinew

blood

screams of agony

[solemn crest]

[blazing field]

I'm made of those

[solemn crest]

Me too :)

Minus blood

It’s lemonade

[vagrant wind]

im made of green needles

[late eagle]

I'm made of ice cream

And lemonade

[thorn pier]

what if someone eats you

[deft lily]

🐌

[high scaffold]

I wonder when is sand sack coming

[blazing field]

i assume probably with the DS rework in SSO, but maybe not

[high scaffold]

We dont know if DS is still a part of SSO

And it wouldnt be that big of a deal just adding sand sack to current DS

[fathom girder]

It's gonna be wormstorm

Wormstorm update

That adds worm reworks

To all the worms

[dull schooner]

yharim worm

[azure oak]

2.3 will be sunkstorm, trust

[deft lily]

wormstorm tomorrow

[polar tide]

Ueurryuuhuuyyyhhbvvhuueueydy

[twin bloom]

Calamitas worm

[fathom girder]

carny sighted

[polar tide]

Nope

Bye

[late eagle]

I wouldn't judge tbh, I must be delicious

[tropic jolt]

worm tuesday

[lapis oak]

I'm eating the superior version of you right now

You have no chance

[late eagle]

😨

[lapis oak]

Frozen Yogurt has joined the chat

[vivid hemlock]

kiri is made of asbestos

[late eagle]

I don't remember what is an asbesto

[blazing field]

I mean yeah

Seems reasonable to still have it on sso though

[late eagle]

I feel like I already heard that word

[thorn pier]

probably yeah thh

[blazing field]

it's a sunken sea adjacent boss

[lapis oak]

Lung cancer material that was used worldwide

[blazing field]

it was a very versatile material used for alot of things except it was highly cancerougenous so it was banned in alot of places

[distant raft]

its real good at stopping fires

[blazing field]

some places still have it legalized or still have architecture made of it though, even with it being made illegal

[lapis oak]

It is indeed a very good material

[proper tundra]

I think it was used as wall insulation

[blazing field]

it was yeah

[lapis oak]

Too bad canca

[blazing field]

there was a supervillain called asbestos man

from dc, i think

he canonically just died from cancer

[distant raft]

woman i thought

[distant raft]

oh what the fuck

ah i was thinking of asbestos lady

[strange cargo]

what did I enter to

[blazing field]

asbestos man

the man of asbestos

[strange cargo]

I see

[proper tundra]

Bro i swear some obscure dc characters are super wack

[distant raft]

she also died of lung cancer

[blazing field]

snowflame

snowflame .

best fucking character ever

[distant raft]

true,,,,,,,,,

[proper tundra]

I remember one guy that was like

I think was called friendly fire, he shoots a laser that doesnt miss but he doesnt control what he targets so he keepts yknow, doing friendly fire

And his ass died because he triggered his ability with no ally nearby so he shot himself involutarily

But idr if that was marvel, DC or smth else

[gleaming light]

type of stuff you'd see in "you can claim any power but someone else has to choose a side effect"

[proper tundra]

Yeahhhh

[late eagle]

Some of the devs said ds doesn't necessarily need to be in sso tho

It would be really sad if we couldn't see the full gecko scourge sprite and rework until sunken sea

I hope we can have a mini update for him or something

[high scaffold]

Calamity on 1.4.5 will look so good

I can imagine some biomes and events applying the global lighting

[blazing field]

yeah again it might come earlier theres no confirmation for anything

itd still make sense for it to be sso though cuz its sso adjacent

[deft lily]

horrible hog

[polar tide]

SCHOOL IS GAY SCHOOL IS GAY SCHOOL IS GAY I WANNA GO HOME AND PLAY SILKSONG

[late eagle]

I really wouldn't want that tbh :(

I want to see gecko scourge man

[tropic jolt]

relatable

[halcyon seal]

Me when I go to the miserable homosexual school

[late eagle]

If school is gay, is silksong straight?

[polar tide]

SILKSONG IS ALSO GAY

[thorn pier]

silksong woke

[late eagle]

Everything is woke...

[tropic jolt]

bug yuri

[halcyon seal]

LOL

[deft lily]

lmfao

[tropic jolt]

why did their name have to be charlie 😭

[halcyon seal]

We gotta bring back gacha life I cannot think of a funnier. What even is it

Game? Platform?

[polar tide]

Phenomenon

[tropic jolt]

its not just a game, its a lifestyle!

[halcyon seal]

A funnier incident

[late eagle]

What the hell😭

[high scaffold]

Some may be woke, but other are slep

[halcyon seal]

“It’s not just” AI detected, blocked

[tropic jolt]

but you're draegpt

[deft lily]

im woke because im awake talking on discord

[polar tide]

@pseudo vector

[halcyon seal]

It’s not just DraeGPT, it’s some girl in her bed playing gachas on the side

[strange cargo]

Im woke because I can’t sleep after reading that ending…

[late eagle]

Gacha life fans are weird I cannot comprehend what passes through their heads

I fear the unknown

[deft lily]

I love gay people

[dull heart]

I hate ai so much because I can't write well thanks to it

[polar tide]

I have a massive thread of incredible gacha life screenshots ssaved on twitter but cant get it rn becaus i rightfully dony have twotter downloaded on my phone

[dull heart]

If I write good now people think it's ai

[strange cargo]

I hate genai because its stupid

[polar tide]

Thats their problem theres a pretty clear fuckin difference

[dull heart]

I will miss you, em dashes...

[tropic jolt]

we all need to hate genai because its evil

[dull heart]

There is but they just see - and explode

[pseudo vector]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[polar tide]

Sorry

[dull heart]

like genuinely I've started writing worse on school assignments

[strange cargo]

I will miss you oxford comma

[dull heart]

because I don't want to get accused of ai

I should get into writing again I had a dream that would make a very cool story

[strange cargo]

Triangle once had a dream

[dull heart]

I once had a dream that realm ravager was adding +20 dmg to all summons and I was trying to remove it from the game entirely but I couldn't find the code for the item

[polar tide]

Dont do thjs

[dull heart]

It's fine I have room to write worse and be fine

[polar tide]

Okey

[strange cargo]

I think you should add +20 dmg to all summons

Whats the worst that could happen

[tropic jolt]

stop

[arctic cliff]

imo rn i feel like its not always true

[dull heart]

also it's specifically on assignments that aren't English assignments where I know writing worse won't dock my grade

[thorn pier]

totally nothing

[solemn crest]

I once got accused of writing with ai for my history class in college, I had to pull out my dnd lore docs to prove that that was literally just my writing style bc they didn’t believe that my academic writing was like that

[dull heart]

lol

[polar tide]

How about we all get guns and ######

[solemn crest]

It’s so frustrating bc why am I being accused of using ai for just comprehending the English language?

[solemn crest]

🤔 🤔 🤔

[tropic jolt]

🤔🤔

[dull heart]

basically I adjust my writing to be worse based on the situation specifically to avoid that

[hollow harness]

reminder an AR-15 is cheaper than a stick of ram btw 🚎

[solemn crest]

Write with docs or word or something that has a version history

[polar tide]

Five little ozzatrons jumping on the bed

[solemn crest]

Saved my life more than a few times

[dull heart]

yeah

[solemn crest]

Ridiculous that we have to do that tho

[dull heart]

It's so ugh

well I actually don't mind it too much I enjoy changing around my writing style

[polar tide]

Thsi is so fuckijnhg stupid im genuinely fightingb not to start cackling in the middle of class bevasuse of this

Actuallu havigbn to chomp dowb on my tongue

[hollow harness]

its funny because you cannot use certain grammar structures anymore like "not only x but also y"

[strange cargo]

Hes gonna find out carny

[solemn crest]

But sometimes it’s like… a lot of the times I have to write in a specific manner in order to get my point across in a clear and concise way, and if I do that and use big words because I have a vocabulary larger than a 5 year old, it’s ai.

[tropic jolt]

one fell off and bonked his brain(storm)

[solemn crest]

[hollow harness]

like if you use it constantly it kinda tells people you've been writing with AI which oughhh

[dull heart]

bonked his green needle

[tropic jolt]

DONT SAY THAT

[solemn crest]

Yharim called the doctor and the doctor said

[deft lily]

[dull heart]

bonked his sunken sea overhaul

[arctic cliff]

there was a guy in another server whose first language isnt english and he ended using grammarly to translate his writing

[tropic jolt]

no more ozzatrons jumping on the bed

[dull heart]

No more sunken sea jumping on the bed!

[arctic cliff]

which somehow made his text look like it was completely ai-generated

[dull heart]

Isn't grammarly just ai now

[arctic cliff]

ya

[dull heart]

Anyway

[hollow harness]

pmuch yea

[dull heart]

Fell off so hard

[solemn crest]

I think grammarly uses ai now because we need ai in everything apparently

[hollow harness]

its like deepl anyway

[arctic cliff]

pretty unfortunate because it made the text also kinda annoying to read

[solemn crest]

Sometimes I hate being in this server because I’m laughing in the conference room at work and I have absolutely no way to convey why this is funny without explaining terraria modding references

[arctic cliff]

it focused more on florid descriptions rather than actually conveying information

[pulsar cobalt]

ai for a spellcheck fucking sucks btw

[tropic jolt]

thats a horrible 🐗 situation

[pulsar cobalt]

because people are dumb stupid idiots who cant spell

[solemn crest]

do not

[amber egret]

ai doesnt really have originality, just patterns

[tropic jolt]

I think we killed carny

[hollow harness]

pmuch

[tropic jolt]

you're absolutely right ✨✨✨

[strange cargo]

I think carny’s genius was his undoing

[solemn crest]

It’s not patterns, it’s a method to success!!!

[hollow harness]

you see the US declaratory of independence is 100% ai written because all the ai models tested use the declaratory for modelling

[pulsar cobalt]

like how now grammarly can say the correct way of saying all intents and purposes as all intensive purposes cuz theres so many people who say the 2nd thing which is wrong btw it makes no sense

[amber egret]

pattern detected

[solemn crest]

[hollow harness]

The X? Y

[deft lily]

calamity mod

[solemn crest]

Could an ai talk about how ozzatron bonked his brainstorm jumping on the sunken sea tomorrow???

[tropic jolt]

an ai could never do that

[solemn crest]

And that’s what makes ai horrible

[amber egret]

can an ai write about horrible hog? can they, rotpost about omegadias? can they put too much effort into a shitpost?

Can you?

[tropic jolt]

yes I can actually

[amber egret]

why yes i can indeed here's an example

[solemn crest]

Have yall seen the dude on tiktok who plays that clip and it says “can an ai find their way to earth from outside the observable universe” and when it asks him he’s like “why yes i can, watch”

[tropic jolt]

[solemn crest]

[rotund venture]

one of my professors straight up tells us to write with pen and paper

to avoid dealing with ai shenanigans

[strange cargo]

Even then ive heard that teachers are ending up with kids using ai

[rotund venture]

it did not occur to me until just now that you could use ai and then just copy everything it wrote onto paper

[tropic jolt]

the kids use ai to write the papers and the teachers use ai to grade them

[strange cargo]

The solution is to completely erase genai

[rotund venture]

anyway when he made that rule like eight people looked happy in a class of 40smth

pissed me off

[strange cargo]

Its not that I use AI, its that writing on paper hurts my hand

[rotund venture]

my sympathies

this is not very calamity update talk of us so

[strange cargo]

Astral infection overhaul sometime maybe

[rotund venture]

allow me to remind yall that the next update is in fact the scrying stone update, it was revealed to me in a dream

[tropic jolt]

next update is the scorching sands update where draegpt causes both oceans to evaporate

[strange cargo]

1.4.5 never

[rotund venture]

when the newsletter comes out and proves me right I want a pizza party

[distant raft]

are the sands shifting as well

[rotund venture]

yall in?

[strange cargo]

Draegpt is draining the water

Newsletter never

[raw falcon]

draegpt is putting chemicals in the water

its turning the freaking frogs gay

[rotund venture]

sso never, update never, calamity canceled

millions cheer

[tropic jolt]

horrible hog soon

[dull heart]

yup

[barren nacelle]

I thought you guys would like this but

I have suddenly had a cat thrust upon me

His placeholder name is Leviathan

One of our neighbors trashed him, and so we’ve taken him and reclaimed him like a treasure

[azure oak]

cute cat

[tropic jolt]

aww

[twin bloom]

awwww

[main estuary]

my english teacher used AI to generate practically all of her assignments
she wants us to do some things on paper to "step away from ai"

so uh
i just generated an essay and paraphrased most of it

i got a 93 on it

[barren nacelle]

👎

All ai is bad ai

[rotund venture]

well that makes me very sad

[blazing field]

i mean fair is fair im ngl 😭

[rotund venture]

no more sad ai talk

raavager rework tomorrow

[vivid hemlock]

did you guys know the horrible hog is gonna be controlled by ai???? the horror 😨

[vestal osprey]

What about calamity enemy AI

[main estuary]

all but death wof and exos are decent

[vivid hemlock]

calling exo mechs decent is something

[vestal osprey]

WoF is a boss that should be high up on priority, its death mode ai is painful

[main estuary]

shoot

[main estuary]

it's underwhelming

[dull heart]

hi

[rotund venture]

henlo

[kindred fox]

Hi

[dull heart]

I want to spoil things

but I have nothing I want to spoil

[vestal osprey]

Just show 1 pixel of an upcoming enemy we dont know

[toxic ember]

is my game bugged or does universal collapse not play in dog phase 2 anymore

i only got to shortly after his transformation so maybe after?

[dull heart]

It plays in phase 2

The phase transition is even music synced

[toxic ember]

weird

[fathom girder]

yhou should spoil ummmmmmm

can you spoil the um

uh

your dev accessory killing king slime

[dull heart]

which one

[fathom girder]

the cool legendary-esque one

that uses your health to make the laser or whatever

[dull heart]

Actually I do have something I can spoil

[fathom girder]

ooooo

[fathom girder]

YO those wings look sick

[fathom girder]

Oh and it's the godslayer colored tail

[dull heart]

it's just wings of rebirth

[thorn pier]

god slayer bird

[dull heart]

with cosmilite dye

[fathom girder]

ohh it's just the tail okay

The tail looks very nice

[severe coral]

Yeah these look like already-in dyed wings

[thorn pier]

we need devourer of birds

[severe coral]

Looks like the Dragonfolly palette which is epic

[fathom girder]

those are wings of rebirth

[severe coral]

Looks a lot like it that's awesome

I love dyes

I wish Cal's dyes were more than just a bunch of moving smears tho it gets kind of old after like 20 of em

[barren nacelle]

What’s with the storm weaver tail

[severe coral]

what

[toxic ember]

just tried again and it didnt change

not sure if theres a conflict or somehting but im on death mode currently

as i know theres some weird infernum bug

w the music

[barren nacelle]

Arc Flash Ring Vanity Effect?

[dull heart]

if you're in infernum that probably breaks it

[toxic ember]

i meant im not currently in infernum

but death instead

[polar tide]

this is a bug ive heard about before

[thorn pier]

do u have infernum but not the difficulty enabled

[toxic ember]

lowkey annoying because i can see how this is supposed to sync

[polar tide]

for some reason universal collapse doesnt play specifically if you have infernum enabled but aren't actually playing in infernum mode

[tribal isle]

this looks heavy

[toxic ember]

interesting

ill disable the mod and try it again

[thorn pier]

why would u have inf and not play it

[toxic ember]

wayfinder

[thorn pier]

lmao

[fathom girder]

It almost looks like a bee thorax

Is this another doze bee update

I know it's the tail but there's gotta be bees in there somewhere

[solemn crest]

Can confirm, just a weird Infernum thing

Mod being enabled just messes with the scripting for the music change ig

[tropic jolt]

more proof every mod should have 999 hollow knight references

[rare tinsel]

YAAAAY

BIG TAIL

[barren nacelle]

I love storm weaver tail

Is this something new or an addition to something existing

[pulsar cobalt]

new

[strange cargo]

Dozes dev item

[distant raft]

iirc

[distant raft]

*one of doze's dev items

[eager bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-yes-gif-26070625

imagine ksi saying yes

[solemn crest]

Become worm

[arctic cliff]

Explaining to my boss why a cropped image of Control Ultimate Edition's cover is the funniest thing ever

[tropic jolt]

[solemn crest]

I don’t think I can explain why I look at this and laugh

[fierce hearth]

what a horrible image!

[thorn pier]

hoggible image

[lapis oak]

that's a big ass tail

[strange cargo]

Its cool vanity wise but like, what are the stats on it?

Am I ever gonna use it over other stuff

[grave geyser]

should just give the stats of storm weaver armor from the storm weaver mod

no balancing

[brittle escarp]

Give you the health of storm weaver

And the contact damage

But like scales relative to boss health

[strange cargo]

And the attacks

[brittle escarp]

You just get to play as storm weaver with a gun

Because you have hands

[arctic cliff]

dont even get started with the 140+ images of amidias edits

[brittle escarp]

Nah where are the incomprehensible ones

[arctic cliff]

do not forget

[brittle escarp]

Yeah now we are talking

[brittle escarp]

Is that the cursed patron image in the center of the animated one’s skull

[brittle escarp]

*ozzatron

[arctic cliff]

no

[brittle escarp]

This is the only one that’s like vaguely offputting

[strange cargo]

I will reflect you over the y axis after moving you 3 units to the left

[arctic cliff]

i need to know if ozzatron has seen the abomination i made from his flesh

[polar tide]

i've been a puppet a pauper a pirate a poet a pawn and a king

[blazing field]

its just vanity

[strange cargo]

[lean relic]

What

[dull heart]

hi

[deft lily]

hi doze

[half lava]

Hello

[tribal isle]

hi

[lapis oak]

bye

[thorn pier]

mean

[strange cargo]

@arctic cliff

[arctic cliff]

for the love of the (photoshop) game

[tropic jolt]

the hogs will be done

[slate folio]

why does ozzatron have that pfp decoration

he actually did get reborn as a lotus flower after killing fabsol calamity 🥹

[vagrant wind]

[deft lily]

🪷

[strange cargo]

Ozzatron is our lord and savior?

[deft lily]

ozz of tron

[thorn pier]

ozzotran

[vagrant wind]

ozzatrain

[strange cargo]

This is a reference to calamity players being autistic

(Including myself)

[thorn pier]

the whole gang

[tropic jolt]

we are all artistic fellows

[deft lily]

yep

[vagrant wind]

stop copying me

[high scaffold]

Sunken sea someday

[late eagle]

Someone should've said: "Because we love you🫶"

It's the calamity update talk's way of showing love for our king

[severe coral]

Yoo they should add a water debuff related to what happens when you come up from a pressurized environment too fast

Like reverse pressure

And the debuff icon should be the blobfish

[lean relic]

Ozzatron pfp debuff icon when

[severe coral]

_ _

[lean relic]

-#

[dry whale]

8 days

[severe coral]

duuude debuffs are so fun

Sea Spirit Amulet and Corrosive Spine viable against fucking RAVAGER

And just because I'm a psychopath I'm also using Leviathan Ambergris to drench him

[deft lily]

woag

worm gameplay

[grim pecan]

on his way to get auric rejection

[deft lily]

real

[wise bolt]

fried worm skewer

[grim pecan]

yum

[boreal edge]

If I kill him does he drop Whoopie Cushion

[main estuary]

carol bell solos

[prisma cipher]

Where mining helmet

Give him mining helmet

[dry whale]

protection

[wise bolt]

he drops his hard earned 1 plat that he forgot to put away

[boreal edge]

Worth it

[deft lily]

minor inconvenience

[craggy wagon]

this is the heartlands draedon wants

[dusty tinsel]

I am taking that 1 plat to buy better gear to end them faster

Jk

[solemn crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405614811500253306/1454181868285988980/waddling.gif

[dusty tinsel]

Embedded failure

[polar tide]

my tummy hoits

[rough ruin]

🙏

Something did not sit right

[polar tide]

my punishment from a higher being for beinf a calamity mod dev

[deft lily]

shame on you

[tropic jolt]

🪷

[main falcon]

IV on the rocks version of the bloodfin -5% potion healing but all potions grant the bloodfin buff

[severe coral]

what

[main falcon]

I'm the bloodfin update guy

[blazing field]

hello calamity update talk how are we doing.

any calamity. updates. to tlak about

[stiff light]

no

[dull heart]

No

[main estuary]

not yet

[blazing field]

unfortunate

[thorn pier]

yharim is dropping tonight

[blazing field]

fortunate

[little stream]

You lie.

[thorn pier]

if it was april id probably lie yeah

[little stream]

Ah I see whatchu did there

very clever

[thorn pier]

[blazing field]

i saw a fuzzy black and orange caterpillar outside earlier

couldnt tkae a photo of it because i didnt have my phone tho

[frail owl]

meow

[blazing field]

mrrow

[frail owl]

[polar tide]

STOOPPPPPPPPPP SQUISHGIN THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wise bolt]

:(

[wise bolt]

but they sound so funny...

[polar tide]

i should squish you to see if you make a funny noise motherfucker

[amber egret]

how Evil

[frail owl]

this will be astrum deus in 2017

[wise bolt]

i do i make a lot of funny noises. they briefed you on this in dev orientation remember

[frail owl]

like what?

[polar tide]

i'll orient yo mama

[frail owl]

do you squeak?

[wise bolt]

ur so fucking mean to me

all the time

[wise bolt]

guhh

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-gif-4005291833910743321

[frail owl]

can someone here squeak?

[wise bolt]

i can

[amber egret]

oh they're sitting down

i thought they were walking

in 2d

[wise bolt]

hi castiel :)

[frail owl]

car(nymassacre)

[polar tide]

castiel: mrrow <- what she would probably say

[amber egret]

wow she wants my entire family broke and homeless on the streets

how evil

[polar tide]

?

[tropic jolt]

the creature

[late eagle]

It's not her fault but she made me remember something horrible

[polar tide]

SHES JUST A CAT

[amber egret]

unfortunately she also has ties to the mob

put my brother in cobble shoes until he said where he hid the 4 dollars

[thorn pier]

thats hoggible

[late eagle]

I don't think I'll ever be able to forget this...

I cried a lot that day man

[wise bolt]

caldev sends 1 cat picture. chat up in flames

[late eagle]

Cats usually have this effect I guess

[polar tide]

im sorry you went through that but i don't really want to hear recounts of animal abuse unprompted?

[late eagle]

Sorry I was just sad rn

Shit what am I even doing on discord I'm just going to remove this

[wise bolt]

maybe don't air it out in a public disc in the future

condolences but also kind of absurd to say unprompted

[late eagle]

Yeah I should just go to sleep, sorry about that guys

Goodnight 👋

[dull heart]

goodnight

and hello to everyone else

[arctic cliff]

hi doze

[wise bolt]

🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛dos

[arctic cliff]

would you like if i just randomly directed you to my sugg i just posted in #suggestions-posting

[thorn pier]

is statis ninja belt/void sash deceleration real

[dull heart]

idk

but y'know what is real

[thorn pier]

i only saw the accel

no decel

[dull heart]

weaver tail decel

[thorn pier]

hopefully that exists and not just in the tooltip

[wise bolt]

WEAVER TAIL TOMORROW

[dull heart]

weaver tail is not tomorrow sorry

[thorn pier]

its tomorrow of the day before it drops

duhh

[dull heart]

true

[wise bolt]

ofc

[arctic cliff]

hi you two devs
what do you think of me sugg
#suggestions-posting message

[young notch]

Wait your turn

[wise bolt]

[arctic cliff]

i am not patientdone. i am overdone.

[deft lily]

not enough worm

bad suggestion

[wise bolt]

i dont play the mod enough to know

[thorn pier]

too much worm

[wise bolt]

i just work here

[thorn pier]

remove 2-3 worms

[young notch]

kill 7 billion people

[deft lily]

also a distinct lack of horrible hog

🐷

[thorn pier]

thats kinda alot

is it truly enough 🤔

[dull heart]

do y'all wanna see an early draft of Virid Vanguard rework

[deft lily]

sure

[deft lily]

woag

[dusk bronze]

ancient poiler

[dull heart]

I'm glad I did not keep it this way

[lapis oak]

the green circle

[dull heart]

The glow up from this to now is so insane 😭

[lapis oak]

I really like that the Axe is back

[dull heart]

yeah I'm glad I remembered it

it makes the weapon way more cohesive as an exaltation upgrade

[hushed mountain]

fidget spinner deluxe:

[wary bobcat]

bro skeletron just flying off the screen over and over and hes completely immortal during boss rush

tf am i suppose to do

[hoary merlin]

skeleton in boss rush have a lot of defend, so you don't need to worry about him

just tell me which class you use in that boss rush

and I will tell you the weapon choice for it

[wary bobcat]

No i meant hes completly invulnerable he doesn't take damage at all

And he doesnt chase me he flys off the screen for like 15 secs then tps back to me and does the same thimg

[hoary merlin]

wait, wait, uhhhh infernum boss rush or vanilla calamity boss rush?

[wary bobcat]

infernum

[hoary merlin]

I never face that problem before

[dusk bronze]

#calamity-addon-talk

[deft lily]

also the base cal developers aren't the same ones for infernum so they couldn't do anything abt it
not that the infernum devs would look into that either idt, given that infernum hasn't been updated in almost 3 years atp

good riddance

[still bluff]

(Infernum has been getting bugfix updates consistently since active development stopped)

[deft lily]

oh

unfortunate news

[hoary merlin]

and guess what

I has to fight the cultist two time all the time in the boss rush

[deft lily]

ok

[hoary merlin]

idk if I killed it so fast

or

I don't know

[deft lily]

...anyways
safe to say i can't wait for infernum to fade into irrelevancy

[hoary merlin]

don't what to talk about it here, but Infernum aquatic scourge seem to following you to your spawn point when you die

[deft lily]

• proceeds to talk about it here

#calamity-addon-talk

[hoary merlin]

nah it just a weird thing I found just in one run

just look at this

this is all the desert biome I got in one rogue death run

[pearl sentinel]

Yes we get it you dont like it

[barren nacelle]

A good few of us don’t, Imogen my beloathed

#playwotg #lucillemygoat

[vagrant wind]

is this a test

I didn't study my hurtsounds yesterday

[dry tide]

scorn eater hurt sound

[amber egret]

i like infernum except for a few parts

[tribal isle]

Are the hogs coming next update

[quiet karma]

Returning to this mod after 6 years is awesome

Also LECHONK IS COMING GUYS AAAA

[quiet karma]

Yharim is coming

Wrong

THE H O G IS HERE

[dusk bronze]

[quiet karma]

God help us all

[dusk bronze]

hog help us all

[twin bloom]

Worry not the divine swine will protect us

[quiet karma]

Divine swine vs demonic hog

Epic rap battle

BEGIN

[eager bone]

+5 Fabsol Points deposited into your account

[lean relic]

hog

[magic moss]

can somebody help me

why wont my calamity work idk how to fix

[vagrant wind]

#help-advice-read-pins

[lean relic]

update your calamity mod

also

[magic moss]

how

[lean relic]

#help-advice-read-pins

[magic moss]

sorry I didnt know

but

quickly

do u know how to update

[vagrant wind]

get it from steam workshop

[magic moss]

I did

like 3 times

and then reloaded

[lean relic]

unsubscribe and subscribe it while your game is closed

[vagrant wind]

[magic moss]

OH MY DAYS

AGAIN

EVERYTIME

I HAVE TRIED

i have reinstalled it

and the calamity music

like

8 times

with the game closed

[lean relic]

then check your calamity in modlist

is it displayed purple

[magic moss]

let me check

no

[lean relic]

dude, it might actually your tmodloader version is incorrect

cal and calmusic verison is up to date

[magic moss]

so do I want to upgrade or downgrade my tmod loader

[lean relic]

default

[magic moss]

already is

oh my gah what do I do

😭

[tribal isle]

Have u tried restarting ur pc and trying again

[desert garnet]

verify integrity of tmod files

[cunning sequoia]

bad piggies hit list motif

[lyric vortex]

Man it's been so long since I last heard this

[hardy gulch]

do we know what the most up to date desert scourge sprites are

[hardy gulch]

ohh

[polar tide]

i love how the public has seen scoog's dumb dead mangled face before they've ever seen him complete alive sprite

[rough vine]

reflects the state of the thing

[hardy gulch]

[main estuary]

horrible hogs

wrathful bumblebirbs

[vivid hemlock]

dragonfolly slingshot weapon....

does triple damage to all Hog enemies

[main estuary]

old duke meta

[azure oak]

fun fact if you die to horrible hog in game the hog will emerge from your screen and overrun your farmlands

[idle kraken]

What if i die to a hog irl while play terraria?

[azure oak]

you take a screenshot

[deft lily]

whats that suppost to mean

[dry whale]

you have fabpoints now

[pseudo vector]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-what-gif-3784745843284049350

[vivid hemlock]

joe biden

[lapis oak]

can joe biden gives me 1 billion dollar

[dusk bronze]

joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb

[pseudo vector]

what

[dusk bronze]

- Joe Biden

[azure oak]

Joe
Biden

[deft lily]

this convo sucks

horrible hog tomorrow

[dry whale]

7 days.

[azure oak]

bidenstorm update tomorrow

[solemn crest]

Joe Biden in calamity?

CALAMITY gone WOKE???

[lapis oak]

7 days to die?

[dry whale]

he is coming.

[vivid hemlock]

Be wary, they are always watching.

7 days before the bell rings.

[deft lily]

-# 😨

[dry whale]

there is no escape.

nowhere to run.

nowhere to hide.

we are all doomed.

[deft lily]

the air is getting horrible around you

[hard hearth]

im here

[dry whale]

youre not horrible enough

[hard hearth]

i am enough to beat anyone

[deft lily]

is that so

[hard hearth]

yep.

[deft lily]

😨

[hushed hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-markiplier-yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-shirtless-yakuza-gif-22678820

[twin juniper]

Tomorrow::…

[dry whale]

can you beat the hog?

[thorn pier]

hevourer of gods

[hard hearth]

easily

[hard hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kazuma-markiplier-markiplier-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-yakuza0-gif-22678805

[dry whale]

😨

[solemn crest]

[vagrant wind]

🦐

[lyric vortex]

Slightly confused but where did the hog meme come from?

[vagrant wind]

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Calamity Mod 六四天安門事件 The Horrible Hog 天安門大屠殺 The Concoction 反右派鬥爭 Bad Piggy 大躍進政策 God is Coming 文化大革命 Hog Update

[pulsar cobalt]

while triangle was working on a piggy resprite, the Horrible Hog manifested itself on his canvas

[lyric vortex]

😨

[lyric vortex]

Oh

[hushed hazel]

this Horrible Hog is also being added

[main estuary]

can killing the horrible hog make the old duke spawn

[vivid hemlock]

On the final eve, He will reveal himself onto the world.

[tropic jolt]

🐗

[heavy sphinx]

Oink oink

[fierce nebula]

🫧 🐠

[hasty hawk]

a horrible update will come

[hasty hawk]

arent both of them one and the same?

[vivid hemlock]

A fat Bird told me otherwise, Old Duke is a false prophet

[strange cargo]

I love this

[azure oak]

i dissaprove

as i have created the terror that spawned this, i shall create a new one

[vivid hemlock]

😨

[tropic jolt]

hoog

[lean relic]

Chat, is this real

[main estuary]

probably
they're both horrible hogs

except i never fight one of them (until way later or just never)

[thorn pier]

hoggible

[placid ocean]

how do i find the hog image leak

where is it

[rare tinsel]

Please refrain from referring to the Horrible Hogs. The server rules will update shortly.

[frail owl]

i should reinstall mortal kombat x

[rare tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/412104907550621708/1430713935186628648/6ooDk1f.gif

[tropic jolt]

rage

[frail owl]

since when did cheese learn the illicit language of arabic?

[twin juniper]

Horrible

[frail owl]

this world's fucked

cheese has managed to chant the ritiual to summon the horrible hog

[desert garnet]

جهاز لاسلكي
انظر إلى الداخل
أسلاك

[lone echo]

how horrible

[arctic cliff]

Oh my god

[placid ocean]

why :(

also where

[tropic jolt]

horrible hog horrible hog horrible hog

[placid ocean]

-# (i had to send an image to not ping the random guy)

[placid ocean]

there should be a guy whose display name is Horrible Hog so we can mention (@) them

[strange cargo]

N-No! This can’t be!

[azure oak]

divine swine

[placid ocean]

no one's divine swine

[deft lily]

literally 1984

[vagrant wind]

hog that might be horrible I think

[fathom girder]

Horrible hog shall remain horrible for as long as it chooses

[dusty tinsel]

You may refer to the horrible hog

[vagrant wind]

the horrible hog does not need permission

[fierce hearth]

Everyone keep talking about Horrible Hogs. They can't ban all of us.

[tropic jolt]

the horrible armada

[arctic cliff]

the horrible horde

[fierce hearth]

Me using a bloody mary to spawn 30 horrible hogs

[vagrant wind]

the horrible passel

[arctic cliff]

word of advice to yall

start spreading the word of the horrible hog to other places you frequent

the wider world must learn of this sinister swine

[vagrant wind]

it has already been spreading to other channels

the sounder cannot be stopped

[arctic cliff]

spread it to other servers

Is what i meant

[vivid hemlock]

mr breast

[tropic jolt]

I NEED MONEY

[paper inlet]

yooooo mr beast

[strange cargo]

mr mr mr beast

[twin juniper]

Free hogs

[dusk bronze]

NOOOO MY MONEY

[strange cargo]

mr least

[paper inlet]

the horrible hog awaits

[vagrant wind]

i would click a link if it promised me free unlimited hogs

[main estuary]

i would too if it promised me free unlimited swines

[vagrant wind]

when are we getting a hog sticker

its inevitable

[solemn crest]

HOG! HOG! HOG! HOG! HOG! HOG! HOG!

[vivid hemlock]

Do not trust time. Hog shall guide thee.

[raw bluff]

holy shit solar tablets are usable in pre-hardmdoe

the patch notes dont even mention it

[pulsar cobalt]

they do

[raw bluff]

oh

[dusk bronze]

how you gonna beat plantera phm 😭

[raw bluff]

about that

[vagrant wind]

it is possible

[dusk bronze]

doesn't portabulb require souls of light

[pulsar cobalt]

good question. i think you can do rav into portabulb?

[dusk bronze]

rav???

[raw bluff]

recipe changed

[pulsar cobalt]

nop, just sunlight, spores and vernal soil

[dusk bronze]

i see

[vagrant wind]

bouldohrs for stohne to make lihzard bricks to make death whistle

[steel fulcrum]

any boss is beatable anytime.. with enough time and patience..

[raw bluff]

we lost golem but gained plantera

[raw bluff]

it wasnt in the vanilla changes section which i thought it would be, i dont know why i didnt check the main change log

[fathom girder]

Love the new prehm boss lineup

[echo pier]

The lower layers of the abyss are awfully dark, how do i get to see everything so well there?

[raw bluff]

oh wait that means dark sun fragments are available now if they werent already

[rare tinsel]

Go to the page for the Abyss on the wiki
There’s a full list of items that expand your view range and their magnitudes there

[echo pier]

Is the abyss page already updated after the brainstorm update?

[vagrant wind]

for the most part

[echo pier]

Nice!

[rancid pagoda]

wdym, it literally isn't updated!

the light and breath parts are still outdated

[main estuary]

whoever sprited the ravager trophy did him better than the actual sprite

it's more like the new design he's gonna get with the retier/rework

[mystic eagle]

It was based on the scrapped IBan sprite

[rancid pagoda]

some items that are mentioned no longer affect abyss light for example the magiluminescence

[blazing field]

most of hte relics are based of old iban designs

"a glimpse into what couldve been" tooltip is all scrapped pre-22 stuff

[main estuary]

damn

the fabsolian blight

[arctic cliff]

im glad that fables is a thing

[main estuary]

fables is like calamity if it was never cursed by fabsol

[blazing field]

what is this some sort of calamity tables

[arctic cliff]

i was malding years ago about calamity not being able to implement the art server contest winners because they were based on content iban made

[tropic jolt]

calamity fabless

[main estuary]

the table that kills people in a wide radius

[blazing field]

What were the contest winners

theym ight already be in fables

[arctic cliff]

i know that the ghosts are there

im also thinking of the brimstone crag concept that iban did

autosmith…

[main estuary]

iban dog probably would've been better as an aquatic scourge resprite

[blazing field]

not at all

[main estuary]

just tweaked to fit the sulphurous sea

[blazing field]

sorry that's a really bad take imo

[main estuary]

damn

[tropic jolt]

why would aquatic scourge have armor

[blazing field]

its a design that intentionally looks very alien

just because it has vaguely aquatic attributes odsen't mean it'd be good as a aquatic scourge design

Not to mention how grandiose of a design it is, it'd be jarring to have something so over the top for a random largely story-irrelevant hardmode boss

alsoa re any of these the contest winners

cuz i genuinely dont rememgber what they were

if so then they're already in fables

[hollow harness]

yea uhh the 3rd one on the first row is a content winner I think

[urban cloak]

the sunken sea ghosts and the crag overhaul enemies

[blazing field]

these designs are very fun

[urban cloak]

some of the former are already in, yeah

[blazing field]

im a particularly big fan of the lamprey

[urban cloak]

not sure what'll happen to the latter

[hollow harness]

they're so soulful

[blazing field]

nono ik that i just dont know the specific winners

[main estuary]

i meant the armorless one

[urban cloak]

ah alr

i cant remember much of em of the top of my head

i know autosmith won the crag enemy contest tho

[blazing field]

i remember autosmith cuz he was too cool to forget

he had aura

idrm any of the others though

[arctic cliff]

it was so goddamn awesome

[hollow harness]

he's so soulful

[urban cloak]

the guy

[arctic cliff]

the concepts that iban did were cool too

[blazing field]

for the basecal critter contest i dont remember all of them immediately but if you show me the images ill reocgnize it

theres a few i cant forget though7

[urban cloak]

this fucker is awesome im hoping he's still planned for fables

[arctic cliff]

the mist ocean is really cool too

[blazing field]

perekati, my glorious king stilt stroller

i could never forget stilt stroller

also pebble

tofus horrible son