calamity-update-talk

[strange cargo]

Do u like blue macaws

[kindred night]

where do you live 😭 its hot everywhere

[main estuary]

dude im literally in bipolar weather here

sometimes it's hot
sometimes it's cold

[blazing field]

yeah theyre cool

i like most birds

[polar tide]

the first time i played stardew valley i was in my mid teens and really going through it so when i romanced and married sebastian there was a good three days or so where i was genuinely upset that he was not my boyfriend in real life

[deft lily]

i live in the worst place imaginable in america

[strange cargo]

Its el niño

[blazing field]

pretty down south

[strange cargo]

And climate change

[kindred night]

i live south too and its hot as shit :(

[blazing field]

its not the coldest place (it dosent snow unlike some other states even further down) but its overall p chilly

[deft lily]

-# ...ohio...

[kindred night]

thw white house

?

[deft lily]

.

[blazing field]

it mostly just gets hot around summer

[rare tinsel]

los angeles?

[blazing field]

and i hate summer

its the worst season ever

i hate the sun

kill xeroc

[deft lily]

i live in ohio

[strange cargo]

My state clears Ohio

[blazing field]

m y name is yharim and i need tok ill xeroc i hate the sun

[hard hearth]

summer kinda goated lowkey

[rare tinsel]

i can't fathom anywhere being worse than los angeles

[blazing field]

summer kills me

[main estuary]

apparently my state appears in an anime or something

[deft lily]

detroit

[blazing field]

i cannot go outside during summer

[hard hearth]

like just live next to the ocean and its the best season

[rare tinsel]

okay

[kindred night]

summer propaganda detected

[strange cargo]

TAKE THAT BACK

DETROIT IS VERY PLEASANT

[deft lily]

actually

[strange cargo]

IT HAS BEEN ON THE UP AND UP FOR YEARS

[blazing field]

im literally like a fucking vampire i cant go outside when its too sunny and hot or else i die

[deft lily]

oh

the ohio propaganda..............

[blazing field]

most of my trips outside are either during cold days or late when its either night or nearing night

i looove night trips

theyre such a vibe

i love going to the mall at the evening when its starting to turn night

i loooove it

[strange cargo]

The detroit memes are funny until you live nearby and realize they’re completely wrong

[deft lily]

i see

[strange cargo]

Anyways imma go back to trying to sleep

[deft lily]

goopbye

[blazing field]

goodnig

[main estuary]

actually
why do links embed in cat unlike the other calamity _ talk channels

[deft lily]

anyways
byeah LA is probably the worst place in america

imo

[kindred night]

we're special

[polar tide]

meow

[main estuary]

i'll do my tmelee run immediately after my summoner run if it's because cat is much less active compared to the other two

[kindred night]

mrrrowww

[dusk bronze]

mewo

[blazing field]

nya

[main estuary]

oink

[kindred night]

Horrible

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-cat-banana-hungry-void-cat-gif-16626119171143575104

[blazing field]

sighhhh

[main estuary]

green and mean

[blazing field]

i wish i was meowing at my boyfriend in dms right now

oh wait

[lyric trellis]

The entire state of West Virginia: (why is this in CUT)

[blazing field]

i can do that

goodbye

[kindred night]

thats so true

[polar tide]

i did not know you had a boyfriend i thogunt you had a wife for some reason

[kindred night]

hello?

goodbye!

[kindred night]

might be because of their bio

[blazing field]

thats the funny thing

both

[dusk bronze]

🔥

[blazing field]

(genderfluid creature

[polar tide]

ohh isea

[main estuary]

twenty twooo

[kindred night]

Gender

[deft lily]

true

i say this as someone who has family in WV

[tropic jolt]

march twenty three

[vagrant wind]

https://tenor.com/view/ilunushu-stellarnushu-anuakhil-gif-286136175020695697

[deft lily]

most bigoted and ignorant people ever

[vagrant wind]

Fuck.

[main estuary]

dude i just realized today is the day when roblox nuked most audios four years ago

[polar tide]

kibbyyyy

[kindred night]

i wish i was a kitty

[lyric trellis]

My condolences

[vagrant wind]

philadelphia

[deft lily]

i wish i was a snail

oh wait

🐌

[vagrant wind]

snailstorm

[dusk bronze]

snailrook

[faint musk]

There's an item called brainstorm in Fargo's mod

Which lets you summon a really chunked up BoC

[tight notch]

is wingslot cheating?????

[tropic jolt]

yeah

nobody cares though

so use it if you want to

[fathom girder]

it's cheating if you're tryna post valid nohits

for the whole playing the mod normally part though uh

who cares go nuts

[buoyant pulsar]

im sad

[stiff light]

hi sad

[dull heart]

i got sad today because I let myself listen to the first 15 seconds of each Your Lie In April op/ed

[deft lily]

i got sad today as well

[tribal isle]

is it because it’s not April yet

[dull heart]

no

Although I am excited for April because I do plan to rewatch it then

but it made me sad because it made me remember that show

and no media has ever ripped my heart out anywhere near that level

i heard 3 seconds of the OP on a YT short the other day and physically recoiled

[polar tide]

im like this with That One Song from pokemon mystery dungeon

real ones know

[deft lily]

ive never played a pokemon game in my life and so i am not a real one that knows

[tribal isle]

I played only heartgold and Pokémon rangers

[lean relic]

anyone posted this before

[lapis oak]

Dia yes

[sly pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441757230243516577/1485104609826701434/SPOILER_attachment.gif

F

NOOO

[arctic cliff]

jk this isnt the same image but whatever

[sly pecan]

FFASASDASD

ok

😭

[stiff light]

mm alc

[deft lily]

explode

[arctic cliff]

ive had downloaded this particular image all the way back in 2021

this almost marks its 5 year anniversary

[deft lily]

christ

[arctic cliff]

over five years later people are still getting owned by this image lmao

[tribal isle]

Yes the developer

[vagrant wind]

Yes me

[tired adder]

for maximum foolishness, this should be a gif and it should flash horrible hogs for a frame

[rough vine]

theres like 9

[wide raven]

Add beanos as a item and my life is yours

[polar tide]

was talking specifically about i dont want to say goodbye

[tacit zephyr]

Has anyone else experienced, when using an accessory that gives you the ability to dodge/ram through a boss (Haven't tested on enemies) and the Ram will make you dash through but you still take damage, but upon removing the accessory that grants the ability to dodge you don't get hurt by the boss? I thought I was trippin when I kept dying to Dog and Aquatic Scourge because I thought I was successfully dashing through, which is funny because I didn't have issues with Dogs rapid charges and could dash through the head but not the body? Upon putting the accessory back on it does cause me to get hurt and or use my free dodge instead of just ramming through

This didn't used to happen

Makes it really hard to deal with Thanatos on malice mode

[distant raft]

are you using void sash or the amalgam

[tacit zephyr]

void

[distant raft]

there's your problem

[tacit zephyr]

even still it shouldn't be using the free dodge

[distant raft]

you're using the void sash dash

swap their places in your accessory slots

and then you should get the other's dash

[tacit zephyr]

oh i see what you're saying

lemme see

jesus thank you

I thought I was going fucking crazy

[rotund venture]

I recently did a playthrough without ramdashes, using ninja gear instead

took some getting used to but damn it felt good to move so fast

also visuals on void sash are >>>>

[rough vine]

ohh

[vagrant wind]

🐌

[vagrant wind]

any magfest enjoyers

[high scaffold]

Sea rework when?

Honestly, I think both sea biomes should be much bigger horizontally

[vagrant wind]

in 50 years

[heavy totem]

what is he doing why is it so loud

[mystic eagle]

Known bug

[frail owl]

rock

[heavy totem]

why i feel like austrum deus is harder than providence

[earnest jewel]

Space Worm strong.

[heavy totem]

nvm i made the Wave Pounder and it absolutely shreds austrum deus

[wise bolt]

[heavy totem]

bomb go boom

[wise bolt]

💥

[heavy totem]

shredded storm weaver aswell

in death mode

[solemn crest]

Hmmm

Catalyst makes uelibloom available before moon lord right?

I wonder what silliness I can concoct with that…

Wrong chat

[dense sundial]

Weaver dies to everything

[vagrant wind]

weaver dies to me

[still cobalt]

What does weaver even do than die

[lean relic]

Hunting Wyvern and Harpies

[thorn pier]

fraud that happens to drop good loot

[vagrant wind]

something something green hog storm brain worm needle

[still cobalt]

Arc flash ring my beloved

[solemn crest]

Storm weaver, huh? Sorry, but I brought an umbrella

[hushed mountain]

oh my gosh lol

[proud plover]

Epic

[sonic cargo]

When devs will add yharim and why its taking that long? Asking from curiosity

[eager bone]

thank you

[dry whale]

they'll add him when the rest of the mod is polished and in good quality

[sonic cargo]

Oh ok

[dry whale]

they're taking so long beacuse there are parts of calamity that desperately need reworks

like some bosses

[cunning sequoia]

most bosses*

[dry whale]

true true

PLEASE give me brimmy rework I'm BEGGING

and crags rework in general

[tropic jolt]

⏰

[frail owl]

never because calamity is estimated to die in 10 years

which coincides with crags rework's release

[dry whale]

I will revive it

I can't live on a world where brimmy redesign doesn't come out

[vagrant wind]

someone will always take up the mantle

[frail owl]

[dry whale]

I only want brimmy redesign beacuse

it'd be SO funny

to see people complain

beacuse its not a hot woman anymor

[frail owl]

how about elemental?

[dry whale]

we already have you we dont need more

[vagrant wind]

no love for earth elemental

[frail owl]

there are two of us

[dry whale]

earth elemental as in

[frail owl]

we are inevitable

[dry whale]

the actual one or the fraud one

[vagrant wind]

[lapis oak]

we need Maxie elemental so I can farm kill it

[dry whale]

ok

it spawns with a 0.0000000001% chance specifically only in rainbow blocks and is not affected by increased spawn rate and only in post moonlord

good luck!

[frail owl]

sexy elementals can die aside from anahita (because i frankly don't know how she could deviate from it) and rare sand (because )

[frail owl]

my gratitude for this splendid creation

[dry whale]

anahita makes sense beacuse shes a siren

[frail owl]

please turn the earth elemental into a sculpture of yujiro hanma

i crave for muscular men

[thorn pier]

rare sand cuz she heals and shes cool

[frail owl]

who even you

[lapis oak]

Fabsolized Maxie

[dry whale]

WTF

[lapis oak]

worst fate imaginable

[main estuary]

add the fariszine elemental
he onetaps death mode plantera

[dry whale]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FABSOLIZED

[main estuary]

bad balancing
that's practically any fabsolian boss

[frail owl]

subjugated to a fate worse than death

[dry whale]

earth elemental is a fraud sorry

[frail owl]

[frail owl]

fuck

[vagrant wind]

hog elemental

[frail owl]

my ravenous hunger for muscular men will not be sated for the time being i suppose

[dry whale]

he is a construct

[frail owl]

hoggify everyone

[dry whale]

not actual elemental

beacuse hes a fucking FRAUD

[vagrant wind]

just get the buff lunatic cultist mod

[frail owl]

i know

[dry whale]

I will ultrakill this. fraud

[frail owl]

what about tofu elemental?

silly worm noodles for days

[dry whale]

eaten

[dense sundial]

anahita could still be toned down in some way

[dry whale]

give her less. physics

[frail owl]

FUCK!!!!!!

[dry whale]

and I'm content

[solemn crest]

I think cloud elemental could stay tho, I think she looks cool

[frail owl]

true

[dense sundial]

yeah she's so extremely wiggly

including the obvious breasts

[solemn crest]

Yeah that’s like all she needs tbh

[frail owl]

i think kyogre should replace leviathan

instead of hurling boulders at you, it's gonna pummel you with choice specs rain boosted water spouts

[solemn crest]

Cloud elemental should actually use storm saber

[cunning sequoia]

anahita and kyogre would be besties

[dry whale]

water colonizer besties!!!

[solemn crest]

Make all elementals buff men

[dense sundial]

i don't see much reason to keep the cal elementals to begin with

cloud whatever because you know space needs to actually have content

[frail owl]

[thorn pier]

do summoners even use them

[solemn crest]

I use them…

[frail owl]

idk sunskaters are fine enough for me

[thorn pier]

theyre most used in weaponless runs

[frail owl]

rare sand for hypothetical tank builds

[solemn crest]

It’s funny to have a small army as a summoner

[thorn pier]

rare sand with the 5 billion hp/sec

[frail owl]

i've never used her for that specific reason

just postulating out of boredom

[solemn crest]

Elementals, lot of summon slots, profaned soul artifact or whatever the Provi thing is

You cannot see anything it’s so silly

[frail owl]

elemental please :3

[thorn pier]

minion dye

[solemn crest]

elemental

[frail owl]

[thorn pier]

[solemn crest]

[tired adder]

is this the new bit?

[solemn crest]

Why is wires compressed today?

[tired adder]

horrible hog is not funny anymore?

[frail owl]

jesus christ that repugnant place called dark gaming has one?

sheesh

[vagrant wind]

wacky wires

[tired adder]

what would wires elemental even be?

[thorn pier]

yeah i just searched and it had one

[frail owl]

how virulent can wires be at this point?

[tired adder]

something to meet in hardmode draedon's labs?

[thorn pier]

wiring elemental

[frail owl]

wires.png

[thorn pier]

helps you wire stuff

[frail owl]

that's it

just a levitating png of wires

[solemn crest]

[thorn pier]

make it a texture pack instead

[frail owl]

it does nothing but clog up your screen and exude silliness

[tired adder]

that's just the lorde

[frail owl]

yes replace the lorde with that

[solemn crest]

But it could be elemental

[thorn pier]

bad elemental

[solemn crest]

❌

[thorn pier]

you get yharim elemental instead

and it just kills you everytime

[tired adder]

with a table?

[solemn crest]

I think elemental should drop multicolored wrench

[dense sundial]

i have never seen someone use them seriously. if it's present it's to cover their screen with naked women

though i'm not here a lot

[solemn crest]

The bane of wires elemental

[thorn pier]

yeah most of the time its in their vanity slots smh

[frail owl]

crabbar used them in his dad playthrough

[tired adder]

well

[frail owl]

in a genuine sense

[tired adder]

crabbar has gone missing for many, many years

[frail owl]

then again, they did provide a slew of buffs

[tired adder]

heart of elements has been butchered over and over

[frail owl]

he's currently a dev

[solemn crest]

-# they do scale with summon damage too so they’re pretty solid around ML

[frail owl]

dunno what position he occupies though

[dense sundial]

why don't we butcher it for real, quit beating around the bush

[cunning sequoia]

true...

[tired adder]

wait whatg

[solemn crest]

It used to scale with boss progression yeah?

[tired adder]

I just searched

[frail owl]

yes

why?

[dense sundial]

yknow what

[frail owl]

obligatory relevancy?

idk

[dense sundial]

i wonder if suggestions discussion is going to kill me for this

[tired adder]

I thought he was busy with other things

[dull heart]

HotE has been used for meta relevancy a few times

[cunning sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711268703991365642/1483902084398059562/suggposting.gif

[frail owl]

i occasionally ask him about his cat

[distant raft]

the one time i used hote i realised i could just use rare sand and only rare sand with no meaningful decrease to my damage

[solemn crest]

Cal players will hate you for suggesting the elementals be removed lol

[dense sundial]

And?

[solemn crest]

Mainly the YouTube/reddit fanbase

[dense sundial]

And?

[cunning sequoia]

good

[frail owl]

you'll be ostracized from the community, and stuff and shit
i'm overly exaggerating it anyways

[tropic jolt]

please dont remove earth elemental they are my favorite character

[tired adder]

doesn't matter, devs can just call them brainless change-resisting children

[cunning sequoia]

calsub and cal youtube care about two things

[solemn crest]

This is true

[frail owl]

MUSCULAR MAN!!!!!

[cunning sequoia]

1. murasama

2. women

[solemn crest]

That’s why I propose changing all elementals to buff men

[dense sundial]

the devs can also go about their day without randomly insulting people

[solemn crest]

It would be really funny to watch everyone complain about it

[halcyon seal]

Is it crazy for me to say that I think the majority of elementals have a fine design

Like, ignoring cloud and brimmy

Everyone else is pretty good imo

[cunning sequoia]

thats half of them lol

[dull heart]

^

[frail owl]

majority my ass

[dull heart]

Well

[dense sundial]

cloud is the best one because it's actually trying to be more than a woman

it has the little valkyrie theme going on

[dull heart]

That's 3 that are fine and 2 that aren't

[halcyon seal]

Anahita

[solemn crest]

I like cloud, she looks cool

[dull heart]

anahita is the best design of them easily

[distant raft]

i was gonna say you forgot cal overhaul but then i remembered that they only use it for red sword

[cunning sequoia]

i dont care about either of the sand elementals

and brimmy

anahita and cloud are fine

[tired adder]

if only elementals had actual attack animations...

[frail owl]

i only care for rare sand

and that's it

[dull heart]

The sand elementals have a more interesting design than vanilla sand elemental so

[dense sundial]

anahita is the best design if you ignore the unignorable jiggle physics

[solemn crest]

Cloud elemental should use storm saber and I will die on this hill

[cunning sequoia]

very low bar

[halcyon seal]

The what?

[frail owl]

and also anahita to a certain degree

[cunning sequoia]

they have slightly more colors but other than that they're barely any better

rare sandy has. a flower i guess

[frail owl]

and an orb...?

[dense sundial]

somebody get me a gif of anahita

[frail owl]

dunno what that is

[dull heart]

They also have a more clear silhouette

[tired adder]

like cal elementals are obviously inspired by sand elemental, right?

[halcyon seal]

I don’t think they’re unignorable if I’ve been able to ignore them for. How long has anahita existed in the game

That amount of time

[frail owl]

tangibly so, i guess?

[solemn crest]

-# is it bad that I like brimmy’s current sprite for non-sus reasons?

[tired adder]

yet only cal sand elemental has attack animations, just like how vanilla does
others only have idles

[dull heart]

yeah I've genuinely never noticed that before now

[dense sundial]

i like that vanilla sand ele doesn't have a clear silhouette, and that its hair and waist are messy and fade into the air. really sells it being made of sand

[frail owl]

can someone turn anahita into a fish by the way?

[halcyon seal]

Yeah I’m gonna be real I do not care that much lol

[cunning sequoia]

she's just boring ngl

[frail owl]

🫧 🐟

[cunning sequoia]

it's an... okay sprite but the design is just a red woman with one eye sitting on a chair

it's pretty bland

[solemn crest]

Yeah you kinda have a point there

[halcyon seal]

Brimmy feels generic

[dense sundial]

pin the tail on the donkey lookin design

[prisma solar]

she could have more stuff on her head idk the head is kinda just a red blob

[frail owl]

turn the normal sand elemental into the fucking ancient monolith from ebf

[dull heart]

to me the second design is just considerably more interesting

Normal sand elemental in a bottle sucks though, only rare sand is good

[solemn crest]

Idk I guess her design has just kinda grown on me

[tired adder]

I guess spriter hell is to blame, but cloud, despite design, is just lame as miniboss, if you look at it

[cunning sequoia]

yeah i dont like either of them tbh

[frail owl]

i wonder what's with the crest on her shoulder

[dry whale]

she doesnt even sell being made out of fire or lava like sand ele does

its just a red woman.

[cunning sequoia]

rare sandy IS slightly better but its still just whatever to me

[frail owl]

or something

[halcyon seal]

Sidenote do we think Ice Golem counts as an elemental because I always viewed him as a counterpart to Sand Elemental

[cunning sequoia]

i do like the bit of personality in her animation

[dull heart]

he's a golem silly

[cunning sequoia]

with her bouncing the orb, thats actually cool

[earnest jewel]

It's a golem, Ice Elemental is an Elemental.

[frail owl]

what's the orb anyways?

[earnest jewel]

Heal.

[tired adder]

does anyone know why cal sand elementals have green in their pallete?

[cunning sequoia]

some healing thingy

[frail owl]

yeah i know

[dry whale]

ice elemental is some part of anahita that got abandoned in the middle of the snow iirc

[cunning sequoia]

i dont think its explained, she just has healing magic

[dry whale]

shes ballin

[dense sundial]

did you know that calamity has two sand elementals because fabsol and their spriter couldn't agree how much breast they should have

[halcyon seal]

We can’t let that bum ass regular enemy be the ice elemental, he’s not granite

[frail owl]

can she compete with lebron james?

[dry whale]

probably

[prisma solar]

golems are typically man made, so who made the ice golem?

[halcyon seal]

LOL

[earnest jewel]

Granite is the Sand Elemental.

[earnest jewel]

John Ice.

[frail owl]

i'm not even exasperated by this

[frail owl]

john wires

[halcyon seal]

That’s not fair

[dense sundial]

nothing about fab surprises me unless it's good

[dull heart]

This explains why normal sand sucks and rare sand is ok

[dense sundial]

which is not a satirical exaggeration

[prisma solar]

rare sand is cool it heals you

[halcyon seal]

Rare sand is cool I like her

She’s got an orb

Name one bad design that has an orb

That’s right you can’t

[dull heart]

you can very clearly tell which one was fabsolian

[prisma solar]

fabsolian lmao

[frail owl]

huh i thought normal sand's gesture suggests she is thinking about something

[dense sundial]

i'm gonna tab out now

[solemn crest]

Fabsol = jiggle physics, we all know this

[frail owl]

but my memory deceived me again

[mystic eagle]

Fabsolian Physics

[tired adder]

I have one question

[cunning sequoia]

permafrost probably

[tired adder]

is blue things on normal elemental the inspiration for bereft vessel being blue?

[prisma solar]

that actually makes sense

[halcyon seal]

You’d have to ask infernum devs about that

[frail owl]

that sounds like a plausible theory

i never noticed it

[halcyon seal]

But, maybe? Blue just looks good on that shade of yellow I think

[dry whale]

the inspiration for bereft being blue is probably water

[tired adder]

yeah that is true

why I am so silly

[frail owl]

i think rare sand should instead hurl the orb at the opposition like a tennis ball

[dense sundial]

@true oriole hi

[solemn crest]

I assure you, we need to collect the big half-nude women… to kill Yharim!!!

[tropic jolt]

what if all the elementals were purple

[dull heart]

Rare sand being healing is peak

[solemn crest]

Cosmolite elemental

[frail owl]

no

[tropic jolt]

calamity isekai

[prisma solar]

what if they were stuck inside a springlock suit

[earnest jewel]

Like some kind of.... purple guy...

[dull heart]

Honestly I'd be fine to kill normal Elemental In A Bottle and make it only rare sand

[frail owl]

actually you should be able to play tennis with rare sand

[dense sundial]

you're assuming that relogic takes the "golem" part seriously like this

[vocal kelp]

most obvious thing eve

[vocal kelp]

To be fair there r natural golems in plenty of fiction

[dry whale]

that would make hote not symetric

😔

[frail owl]

dunno where one'd get a tennis racket to actually play though

[solemn crest]

Wait so if there’s ice golem, what is Golem technically? Lihzard Golem?

[tired adder]

rare sand in bottle gives both elementals

[distant raft]

stohne golem

[frail owl]

but hey i'm just heeding to my whim here

[tropic jolt]

hes john golem

[dull heart]

not if anahita got moved

[prisma solar]

i guess so?

[tropic jolt]

[frail owl]

hi there dwayne the rock johnson

[halcyon seal]

Anyways if I can give a 50 degrees fahrenheit take, the problem with fabsolized designs isn’t necessarily that they breast boobily, it’s that they just invoke zero thoughts in me

[dry whale]

golem is a poor attempt at replicating some god

[frail owl]

rare sand invokes balls

[solemn crest]

Personally I don’t think the designs are problematic per say, but I will agree some are boring

[halcyon seal]

Like, Brimmy gives me so much less to think about compared to, idk, Ravager or PBG

[prisma solar]

in calamity lore isnt golem some random thing the lizard guys found and made an idol?

[frail owl]

and my intrusive craving to throw balls at people

[solemn crest]

Though I think cloud has the best design imo

[earnest jewel]

No?

[dry whale]

what I told you is calamity lore

[earnest jewel]

It's an attempt to recreate a god.

Because they drove their god off.

[prisma solar]

i wonder who that was

[frail owl]

i think ravager invoked my intrigue just because of how visceral the design is

[solemn crest]

The witch doctor

[dry whale]

it was the god of

[cunning sequoia]

god of rocks

[frail owl]

🪨

by the way can i throw rocks at people?

[halcyon seal]

Yeah it’s cool, makes you wonder what the hell happened to make it look like this

[dull heart]

I agree with that

[thorn pier]

i think u should ask them first then throw

[solemn crest]

Would the lihzard god not be sun-related, considering they drop solar tablets and golem drops sun stone?

[dry whale]

the amalgamation happened

[dull heart]

Which is why anahita is the only one of them that's remotely good

[cunning sequoia]

i fucking hate ravager's sprite so much

[earnest jewel]

Couldn't be.

[prisma solar]

imagine it was providence

[earnest jewel]

Sun god is reclusive.

[halcyon seal]

Say what you want about the sprite, it definitely isn’t boring

[earnest jewel]

Couldn't be.

[dry whale]

it cant be provi beacuse the lihzahrs are still alive

[earnest jewel]

Providence would kill them or turn them into Scorn Eaters.

[dry whale]

she would have killed them.

[prisma solar]

shes kinda funny like that

[solemn crest]

Idk I think there’s a bit of wasted potential there bc the temple is so sun-related, so you’d think they’d worship the sun

[frail owl]

it's moreso that i'm enamored with grotesque design in general

[cunning sequoia]

we know they had a goddess

[earnest jewel]

Almost nobody even knows that there is a sun god.

[cunning sequoia]

so it wasnt xeroc

probably wasnt providence either

[frail owl]

in retrospect ravager really lacks that asymmetry that would insinuate that sense of perturbance to a fleshy construct

[prisma solar]

its an unknown god... new boss leak?

[solemn crest]

I think, as of what stands now, provi is the best fit, but she’s a square and that’s a circle hole

[frail owl]

it's just hampered by its origin as a golem clone

[cunning sequoia]

ravager looks like a brick

[earnest jewel]

No.

[twin juniper]

Must’ve been Silva

[cunning sequoia]

it looks like a fucking brick

[prisma solar]

its a joke 😔

[earnest jewel]

She is like, one of the worst possible options.

[frail owl]

yeah

[cunning sequoia]

it moves like a brick

[dry whale]

I was the lihzahrd goddess

[cunning sequoia]

i hate it

[frail owl]

it's too rigid

[dry whale]

it was me, Maxie

[earnest jewel]

Otonilou makes more sense, and it doesn't make sense for it to be her.

[solemn crest]

Idk who that is I only know the lore that’s shown in game unless I’m tweakin

[dense sundial]

it's not boring visually but you can't do anything with it physically

it is a rectangle

[prisma solar]

why did you abandon your poor lizard homies

[earnest jewel]

Otonilou is mentioned in the Bestiary and in one of the Exhumed items.

[dry whale]

they stink

[frail owl]

it's a stack of neatly piled bricks with intestines sprinkled on the top

[prisma solar]

respectable

[earnest jewel]

Necromancers also did a course in civil engineering.

[solemn crest]

Which bestiary entry?

[earnest jewel]

Amidias.

[frail owl]

they failed in both of their jobs

[solemn crest]

Oh interesting

[solemn crest]

Checks out. Civil engineers would do that

[frail owl]

great jobs guys

[prisma solar]

what was Otonilou the god of?

[solemn crest]

Civil engineers are monsters

[frail owl]

they didn't even use cement

[earnest jewel]

Electricity.

[prisma solar]

oh that would be very interesting

[frail owl]

damn so he's lowtiergod

[cunning sequoia]

shrek dot png

[prisma solar]

hes such a lowtiergod he isnt in game really yet

bun dun tis

[dry whale]

uhm

its a she

[prisma solar]

o

[frail owl]

oh

[dry whale]

die.

[frail owl]

[prisma solar]

well the more you know

[cunning sequoia]

dont be rude

[earnest jewel]

Don't be silly, women aren't real.

[dry whale]

its true actually

[solemn crest]

You’re right, they’re all elementals

[frail owl]

be right back i must subject myself to a session of self vitriol

[vivid hemlock]

wwg is schizo

[dry whale]

ooooo I don't exist

[prisma solar]

the elementals arent women they are elementals, they just choose that form

[frail owl]

also where's schizophrenia elemental?

[dry whale]

garbo change my name to [REDACTED]

pweas

[thorn pier]

in everyones head obviously

[solemn crest]

I think you can do that

Oh no you can’t

[prisma solar]

i think i saw that one last night in my house

oh wait that was hat man

[dry whale]

there we go

[halcyon seal]

Right next to me

[dry whale]

thank

now I properly not exist

[prisma solar]

Gastercoded

[dry whale]

my full name is maxie gaster

[solemn crest]

I think earth elemental should have an accessory

[earnest jewel]

It has two, Sand Elemental in a Bottle and Rare Sand Elemental in a Bottle.

[dry whale]

it isnt even a proper elemental

[cunning sequoia]

[solemn crest]

No the actual earth elemental

[prisma solar]

earth elemental is like 90 feet tall wheres the small version

[dry whale]

they mean the construct one

[earnest jewel]

Yes, the Sand Elemental.

[cunning sequoia]

big robot man

[vivid hemlock]

chud robot

[solemn crest]

This dude

[dull heart]

where's the hot buff guy to follow you around like the other elementals

[dry whale]

I wonder if garbo likes the big robot man!

[solemn crest]

EXACTLY

[cunning sequoia]

facts my brother! speak your shit indeed

[boreal pewter]

HORSE

[earnest jewel]

Fake Brimstone Elemental.

[solemn crest]

We need an accessory for all elementals

[prisma solar]

imagine theres a tiny man inside that headpiece

[earnest jewel]

You're right, Silva needs one!

[solemn crest]

And granite elemental

[strange cargo]

I’d like him to be with the heart of elements

[earnest jewel]

Need to be an Elemental for that.

[solemn crest]

Brother what

[dry whale]

chaos elemental

[solemn crest]

Earth elemental literally is

[dull heart]

heart of the elements alt path where it's granite elemental, earth Elemental, chaos elemental, cosmic elemental

[earnest jewel]

Yeah, Sand Elemental is.

[strange cargo]

And they’re all buff men

[earnest jewel]

But the fake Brimstone Elemental isn't one.

[solemn crest]

🤦‍♂️

[dry whale]

what even is chaos ele I forgot

[dull heart]

rod of discord

[strange cargo]

Hallow

[earnest jewel]

We have no clue.

[solemn crest]

A pink dude

[dry whale]

wwg ragebaiting with actual facts

[vivid hemlock]

earth elemental is not an elemental its entire lore is that its a fake

[prisma solar]

some guy

[dull heart]

and

[vivid hemlock]

horse

[dull heart]

poor excuse to not give hot guy hote

[solemn crest]

This should be able to be combined with hote to have a small army of elementals

[dry whale]

an alternative to hote that has all the other elementals

earth, ice, granite

[strange cargo]

Post-DoG upgrade

Bc cosmic anvil

Make it all do summon damage

[prisma solar]

I was on the mod wiki and found these from some other mod

[cunning sequoia]

actually
if earth ele was reworked to be prehm

[prisma solar]

even more elementals

[cunning sequoia]

it could be like a proto-hote

[dry whale]

peak??

[earnest jewel]

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me.

[solemn crest]

Roadhog elemental when?

[strange cargo]

wwg whats your opinion on the wall of bronze

[earnest jewel]

I want Moon Lord's Ceiling.

[vivid hemlock]

wwg is an ai its true

[prisma solar]

it makes me laugh with its funny face

[cunning sequoia]

ball of wonze

[solemn crest]

What ur opinion on pyrogen?

[earnest jewel]

Pyrogen is.

[strange cargo]

Alternate universe where Permafrost sacrifices himself to seal Calamitas away from Yharim

[prisma solar]

actually peak?

[cunning sequoia]

calamiswap

[solemn crest]

Better writing than fab

[strange cargo]

I just came up with this on the spot

[kindred fox]

Dark elemental, is pink

[prisma solar]

who replaces Calamitas then in the swap?

[dry whale]

tineline where supreme archmage permafrost is canon

[earnest jewel]

Permafrost, clearly.

[solemn crest]

Supreme archmage permafrost

[cunning sequoia]

permafrost is the easy choice but amidias is the more fun choice

[strange cargo]

Permafrost is augmented with tech to make him a cyborg because yharim maimed him on the spot

[earnest jewel]

Don't leak my fanfic!

[dry whale]

its true

[cunning sequoia]

amidias flooding azafure

[solemn crest]

Amidias boss fight when?

[dry whale]

sorry wwg we will leak your entire fanfic

[strange cargo]

Is this how omegadias comes about

[earnest jewel]

Nooooooo! What a world, what a world!

[twin juniper]

Tomorrow

[prisma solar]

supreme fishking

[strange cargo]

This is what calamity overhaul SHOULD be

Not whatever it is right now

[strange cargo]

Arlong core

[strange cargo]

Or would that be hody jones

[prisma solar]

both

[dry whale]

supreme ruler, amidias

[solemn crest]

Amidias could kill Yharim with a table slam

[strange cargo]

I think we found the april fools update

[prisma solar]

Regina of All Waters: Amidias

[strange cargo]

April fools on April 1st in UTC and later

[vivid hemlock]

this is horrible

[strange cargo]

All roads lead to the hog

[vivid hemlock]

[frail owl]

this year will be calamity's 10th anniversary

and also the 10th anniversary of that one time i almost drowned

[dry whale]

9 days.

[true oriole]

Lmao

Didn't know that bereft vassal wasn't maidenless

[cunning sequoia]

a husband, a wife and their dog

(shark)

[frail owl]

he didn't lose his dawg

[earnest jewel]

Fabsol tried to drown you!?

[frail owl]

no

i'm like half a globe away

are you insinuating that fabsol has potent psychic power and he elected to use that power to drown a random benign runt from half a globe away?

[earnest jewel]

Get the powerscalers on it.

[strange cargo]

He isn’t even table level

[solemn crest]

How does calamity powerscale in total?

Like what level we talking?

[earnest jewel]

Strongest being is Xeroc.

[strange cargo]

Xeroc is probably the top of the universe

[tropic jolt]

they're all hyper multiversal because I said so

[strange cargo]

But like, we dont have feats to go off of for most of them

Only statements, and the only person I’d trust statements from is Draedon

[fathom girder]

Draedon would undersell everyone just cuz he could make a bot to kill everything

[tropic jolt]

terrarian can dodge projectiles from empress of light so they are lightspeed

[frail owl]

draedon actually runs twitter

or whatever calamity's equivalent to twitter

[tropic jolt]

draeddit

[solemn crest]

Terrarian has galaxy smasher so he’s at least galaxy level duh

[tropic jolt]

✅✅✅

ermm have you seen the universe splitter

[solemn crest]

Terrarian uses a sword that causes stars to fall before any boss so he starts planetary

He also eats stars

[tropic jolt]

every fallen star is the size of our sun actually

terraria world is just that big

[solemn crest]

Dang

Terrarian is fat

[solemn crest]

Each fallen star is 4.2x10^23 calories

Ig the terradian does need that much to swing the Grand Dad

[jagged copper]

could the Terrarian consume a googolplex amount of calories?

[rare tinsel]

yeah

it's not rocket science to do so

if you use The Camper then you get unlimited Exquisitely Stuffed buffs, but if you sit on a toilet it'll cancel the buffs and produce Poo

[deft lily]

duh

[jagged copper]

so effectively the Terrarian can consume an amount so high that it's incomprehensible

[rare tinsel]

So if you do that then you'll passively generate calories

[frail owl]

i mean the terrarian is incapable of getting constipated

[jagged copper]

do you know how big a googolplex is?

[frail owl]

yes

[rare tinsel]

a one with a googol zeros

[jagged copper]

10 with a googol zeros

[frail owl]

google

[rare tinsel]

being off by an order of magnitude doesn't really mean anything at this high a scale

[frail owl]

unless you're a powerscaler

[fathom girder]

death match NEEDS to be perfectly accurate

[eager bone]

if xeroc was chudlusted or whatever he'd tungblitz yharim

[strange cargo]

tung tung tung sahur

[amber egret]

what are these words

[tropic jolt]

horrible day to have eyes

horrible..?

[brittle escarp]

I enjoy the occasional powerscaling debate, but this is actually peak

[tired adder]

or you are playing balatro

[amber egret]

just realized something

arsenal armors gonna be modular right

where do you get the modules do you just craft em or

[stuck kite]

station

[amber egret]

where do you get the modules is my issue

[stuck kite]

✨

[amber egret]

does the station just make infinite

[stuck kite]

i actually dont know what modules refer to in this context

[amber egret]

i heard somewhere that you could open up the armor and install modules that enhance the stats

[stuck kite]

you do spec the points and such the raw arsenal set at least on tier 1 doesnt come with anything

[amber egret]

oh is it just "get adjustable points" instead of like

Physical Modules

[cobalt wharf]

installed bird module

[frail owl]

hi there schmoovi the former minccino

[amber egret]

installed the precision module: on critical strike, a hitmarker spawns on an enemy. hitting this hitmarker increases the damage of your next critical strike. missing one instead guarantees a crit, but does not spawn a hitmarker.

[polar tide]

is this a real example

because that seems busted as shit

[amber egret]

no

[frail owl]

hi there carny

[amber egret]

i made it up

with my Mind

[polar tide]

thank god

[frail owl]

more cat pic please?

[polar tide]

yeah hold on

[amber egret]

hilariously i think that would actually incentivize not being accurate

just crit then Free Crits Forever

[cobalt wharf]

hi

[frail owl]

it's seeking for flesh

those eyes exude unbridled violence

[polar tide]

no exaggeration i think moomoo doesn't have an aggressive bone in her whole body

[frail owl]

i wanna pet her

[polar tide]

if you were a bug or perhaps a bird maybe

[frail owl]

anyways it's about time i take a nap

[polar tide]

she doesnt tend to be a fan of pets she has to be in the mood for them seemingly

[frail owl]

[polar tide]

the thingabout her though is if you try to pet her and she doesnt want it she wont bite or anything. she just dramatically moves her head out of the way

[frail owl]

sleepy time

mrrp

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-eepy-cat-eepy-kitten-eepy-gif-8186911474993351997

[deft lily]

🐄

the creature

[fathom girder]

Would moomoo allow herself to be picked up

[amber egret]

they look like they'd be named storm weaver i wont lie

[polar tide]

her name is moomoo actually but storm weaver is close enough

[polar tide]

yes but she doesnt enjoy it

again, no aggression or anything. she just wiggles around

[deft lily]

moomoo is actually the strongest boss in calamity

[halcyon seal]

this cat is very good i like this cat

[strange cargo]

Moomoo is jared’s sister confirmed

I like this cat, it is a very pleasing cat

[fierce nebula]

🫧 🐈‍⬛

[strange cargo]

She looks like she’s about to either attack or flee

[dusty tinsel]

Nice frog

[solemn crest]

Kitty!

[polar tide]

some older moomoo pics

[main estuary]

not a single thought behind her eyes

[strange cargo]

One thought per sometimes

[polar tide]

she thinks plenty. the thoughts are just mostly about running around and playing

[dusty tinsel]

Zoomies

[polar tide]

she understands how doors work she likes to paw at doorknobs and hang onto them

when shes tryign to get into a room

[strange cargo]

Awhh

I wish I had a cat

[dusty tinsel]

All my family pets are either not alive or with a different family now 😔

[halcyon seal]

did you know that cat bites are actually really serious and you should go to a doctor right away if you ever get bitten by one. i learned this from a random xkcd comic

[lean relic]

What

I've bitten like 6 times bro

[dusty tinsel]

I gave away my only cat because well I was moving and couldn't bring him with me and well he kinda chose my mom over me anyway lol

[deft lily]

damn

I have 3 cats

[halcyon seal]

im incinerating your organs right now

[dusty tinsel]

My family's last cat passed away last year

[deft lily]

sad

[fathom girder]

lul

Kallie, my black cat, is like that

[halcyon seal]

ive always wanted a cat but last year i learned im really allergic to them

:(

[fathom girder]

Tamest creature ever around people but she's a bit of a weasel

[deft lily]

rip

[polar tide]

this is an exaggeration and you should only really see a doctor for a cat bite if 1. it was a feral cat or its vaccination status is otherwise unknown and/or 2. you're showing signs of infection

[dusty tinsel]

If you were mildly allergic you could just take allergy pills and get humidifiers, but if you are really allergic that sucks

[deft lily]

the only thing im allergic to is bigotry

🤢

[dusty tinsel]

The only thing I am allergic to is stupidity

I set it off on my own all the time though XD

[deft lily]

ripperonis

I love gay people

[halcyon seal]

i have mild allergies to a lot of things but im really allergic to oak trees and a few different kinds of grass iirc

[mystic eagle]

The way you worded this makes it sound like you bit others 6 times

[halcyon seal]

"go touch grass" i CANT im ALLERGIC 💔

[dusty tinsel]

Bro steps outside and instantly dies damn

[solemn crest]

I’m allergic to cats :(

[signal imp]

LMAO

[mystic eagle]

Touch moss then

[signal imp]

if I ever became allergic to cats id literally dedicate myself to the antihistamine lifestyle

I could NOT live without cats

[halcyon seal]

realistically as long as im not in the grass for a couple hours i should be fine

but it does really suck

[dusty tinsel]

Fun fact you can actually grow out of an allergy

You can also gain new ones

[lean relic]

????? 😭

[dusty tinsel]

You don't bite 6 people daily?

[deft lily]

yeah wtf man

read the room

[tropic jolt]

[dusty tinsel]

What

[lyric trellis]

Incomprehensible

[dusty tinsel]

What happened

[solemn crest]

It’s fine for me bc I’m more of a dog kinda guy but cats are also pretty cool

[signal imp]

DoG mentioned

[deft lily]

Me playing calamity and me sneezing profusely the nano second I summon devourer of gods

[agile latch]

Im very allergic to cats and have 4

[deft lily]

dang

[agile latch]

Its worth it tho

[tropic jolt]

kitty

[solemn crest]

Wait Umbara ascended?

[strange cargo]

They’ve always been like that

[strange cargo]

KITTY

I WANT TO PET IT

[brittle escarp]

2 car

[deft lily]

wdym

[tropic jolt]

auric soul of snails

[deft lily]

we don't talk about it

-# 🐌

[tropic jolt]

🐌

[agile latch]

Cat

[agile latch]

Not sleepy

[strange cargo]

SO CUTE OH MY GODS

[thick spire]

CATPOSTING

[strange cargo]

Lilac was summoned

[thick spire]

This is my son

[tropic jolt]

its brain is nonexistent 🧠

zero brain cells

[strange cargo]

Im going to pet his stomach.

[dusty tinsel]

I am claiming all of your pets sorry

[thick spire]

He will bite you

[dusty tinsel]

Worth it

[strange cargo]

A small price to pay for belly rubs.

[thick spire]

Loool

[agile latch]

Final cat posting

[strange cargo]

That cat is very pleasing to me

The blue eyes with the color of their coat

[dusty tinsel]

3 cats

[agile latch]

She is the mother of the other 3 cats

The first cat

[brittle escarp]

Cat Prime

[agile latch]

11 year old too, becoming old

[strange cargo]

Awhh old babby

Give her extra pets for me

[polar tide]

FLUFYGBY

[strange cargo]

He is so ornge

[blazing field]

i had a cat but i had to give her away cuz i wasnt fit to take care of her (allergies,,,)

it was for both of our own good

its ok tho

the person who got her is a friend of mine and she sents me updates on her status regularly

bebe :)

let mes see if i can get a photo of her

[strange cargo]

Thats sad, I’m sorry you’ve got allergies cheese.

[blazing field]

i have a few

i have allergies to EVERYTHING at this point

cursed with the most sensitive skin known to man

ok the only photo i could find is this very high quality photo from.3 years ago

this is all you get from bebe. say hi to bebe

[agile latch]

Black and white cat

[strange cargo]

Cow cat

[agile latch]

My first cat.. she died in 2021, was almost as old as me

True final cat post

Forgot if i said it already.. but viva pinata was a big inspiration for horrible hog, beloved game, sadly my xbox fried

[brittle escarp]

What role will the divine swine play

[knotty siren]

Since brain of cuthulu got reworked I wonder if eater of worlds will get reworked eventually (I’m on copium, I just really find the eater of worlds fight boring and a bit tedious)

[agile latch]

It will

[polar tide]

eventualy

[agile latch]

Ye

[thick spire]

Baby

[knotty siren]

[lyric trellis]

Funny to imagine if BoC was the only boss to ever get it’s treatment and EoW stayed bad forever

[brittle escarp]

Better yet, hive mind has 1 attack forever

[knotty siren]

I actually love the brain of cuthulu rework even if I personally think the second phase is one decimal overtuned

Like it’s so much more engaging than eater of worlds

[knotty siren]

[tribal isle]

best outcome

genuinely why would you ever play on corruption

[stiff light]

kittyy

[strange cargo]

Because crimson makes me uncomfortable

Like viscerally

[versed heart]

It'd be really weird if Eater of Worlds was forever left in its current state while Brain of Cthulhu is in such a polished state

[knotty siren]

Less annoying enemies

[solemn crest]

Idk, the concept of a teratoma is nasty, and that’s a corruption boss summon

[knotty siren]

Eater of worlds has always just been super forgettable for me

Even when I played infernum

[strange cargo]

I just ignore the hive mind tbh

[versed heart]

Sure, but like even more reason to improve it?

[lyric trellis]

Summon that you never need?

[knotty siren]

I know I was saying why I hope it gets reworked

[knotty siren]

Isn’t that part of progression tho?

[strange cargo]

Apart from progression

I ignore ot

I get the tumor ointment even

[knotty siren]

I’ve never fought the perforators that much at all

I think I’ve only fought them once

I’ve fought the hive mind like 6 times

[solemn crest]

Aerialite is pretty optional tbh…

[strange cargo]

I only do aerialite for the wings or BoB

[knotty siren]

I’ve barely ever used it

[lyric trellis]

Noticing how the 2 best bosses between both biomes are the Brain ones, and coincidentally they both need HP buffs

[deft lily]

the son

[solemn crest]

Yeah aerialite is like only good for wings

But that still requires evil 2

[strange cargo]

BoB has it in it’s recipe too silly

Im not gonna use fledgling wings or one horseshoe balloon until hm

[rotund venture]

Arsenal tier 1 hello?!?!