or something
#calamity-update-talk
dusty tinsel
i could actually make a yharim statblock for dnd
well once i have more info about him
dull heart
i have played a full dnd thing once ever
polar tide
whos yharim
dusk bronze
whos yharim
some lame ass dragon
dusty tinsel
I am a DM
dull heart
but i hyper statted into specifically javelins
polar tide
some lame ass dragon
gay
dusty tinsel
So I run games lol
dull heart
it was a very fun character to play bc i had no real range issues
dusty tinsel
calamity dnd party where the characters are permafrost, calamitas, and dreadon and they team up to beat up yharim
dull heart
i could do any combo of 2 sword strikes, 2 javelin throws, or one of each on any turn basically
dusty tinsel
noice
strange cargo
calamity dnd party where the characters are permafrost, calamitas, and dreadon a...
You forgot someone horrible…
earnest jewel
whos yharim
I think it was a place in Dark Souls.
frozen horizon
i could actually make a yharim statblock for dnd
A Yharim-Crusade Setting D&D campaign might go hard.
earnest jewel
You forgot someone horrible…
That's right, Bloingus!
dull heart
dnd campaign but it takes place inside calmain and your goal is to just survive ten days
dusty tinsel
horrible hog is one of the enemies which leads to the party forcing him to be their pet
agile latch
dnd campaign but it takes place inside calmain and your goal is to just survive ...
inside calamity mod red nation
earnest jewel
dnd campaign but it takes place inside calmain and your goal is to just survive ...
Ten Nights at Ozzatron's.
dull heart
nevermind
polar tide
no no no no no no nn o no no
frozen horizon
horrible hog is one of the enemies which leads to the party forcing him to be th...
You could probably cast banishment to get rid of the Horrible Hog because that thing is definitely a fiend or aberration.
dusty tinsel
it's immune sadly
it casts banishment on you at the same time causing both of you to teleport to it's home domain
earnest jewel
five nights at fabsols...
"I always come back."
dusty tinsel
dnd campaign but it takes place inside calmain and your goal is to just survive ...
fabsol is the final boss
deft lily
can someone kill me im in a bad mood
frozen horizon
it casts banishment on you at the same time causing both of you to teleport to i...
Do you know how Banishment works?
dusty tinsel
I do yes, but it's the horrible hog
frozen horizon
You could use 2 bags of holding to make an astral plane black hole.
dusty tinsel
It doesn't care for rules
dull heart
the hog does not care for things as trivial as "the laws of reality itself"
dusty tinsel
The hog if made into a dnd setting would find its way into the mortal realm and eat the players
vivid hemlock
earnest jewel
Should I unleash my own hog, or leave it to slumber?
fathom girder
put your hog away please
earnest jewel
Weak.
dusty tinsel
this reminds me of a phyrexian from mtg lol
strange cargo
The hog will break the fourth wall
frozen horizon
I do yes, but it's the horrible hog
Oh wait I thought this was the Scandalous Swine mb.
Yeah Horrible Hog is CR 31.
kind tangle
Should I unleash my own hog, or leave it to slumber?
That's machiavellical
dusty tinsel
Look at the adorable guy
earnest jewel
That's machiavellical
Behold.
fathom girder
Horrible hog more like horrible H-awwww-g
thorn pier
calamity clash royale update
kind tangle
oh that's scary...
fathom girder
evil hogrider: dies to a headshot
dusty tinsel
The next major update before sunken sea should be the hog update
earnest jewel
The next major update before sunken sea should be the hog update
👍
fathom girder
hey um don't spoil that
amber egret
Hogmen and its just horrible hog
fathom girder
only the patreon knows about that rn
thorn pier
hey um don't spoil that
- unspoils it *
dusty tinsel
I am the entire Patreon
tropic jolt
||that||
dusty tinsel
guys major spoiler ||L you looked||
amber egret
fuck you
fathom girder
deserved
amber egret
:(
tropic jolt
guys major spoiler ||L you looked||
I have auto open spoilers enable 😼
dusty tinsel
What??
tropic jolt
what??
amber egret
I am sorry that response was so quick I started laughing lol
i was tuned into the chat and often open spoilers really fast
stable dove
you're not supposed to laugh bro shame on you
knotty imp
yo i cant play with my friend he gets a error witht he mod music can soemone help
dusty tinsel
knotty imp
mod help
stable dove
yo i cant play with my friend he gets a error witht he mod music can soemone hel...
redownload?
the music mod
dusty tinsel
yo i cant play with my friend he gets a error witht he mod music can soemone hel...
This isn't the channel to ask anyway
knotty imp
he has done it like 50 times
knotty imp
he did that also
thorn pier
https://tenor.com/view/meme-troll-we-do-a-little-trolling-when-the-get-real-gif-...
i dont think this is little trolling 😰
dusty tinsel
That's the joke
tropic jolt
how will the trout population recover
thorn pier
hog
stable dove
won't
dusty tinsel
how will the trout population recover
I ate them before then
strange cargo
how will the trout population recover
They gotta rebuild
tropic jolt
I ate them before then
why 😥
thorn pier
good enough reason
pine jackal
will there be a wormstorm? 🙏🏻
earnest jewel
I am also hungry
🐴
dusty tinsel
Nah a horse is too small
tropic jolt
will there be a wormstorm? 🙏🏻
yes
tropic jolt
rayse ate all the trout and then the world ended
strange cargo
I will eat one of those full of fish
You’re gonna get worms
tropic jolt
rayse must be some kind of... worlds end... everlasting... whale...
dusty tinsel
I ate those also
earnest jewel
You’re gonna get worms
Nuh uh, they're gonna get fish.
dusty tinsel
Space whale
strange cargo
dusty tinsel
I am deus irl
deft lily
strange cargo
Im telling tofu rn
dusty tinsel
It's Rufus the rat
grim pecan
@wise bolt
dusty tinsel
We have two god of snails now
deft lily
the god of snails is disappointed in you
strange cargo
wise bolt
i was mid panic attack this better be important
strange cargo
Oh
dusty tinsel
Oh
strange cargo
Uh
earnest jewel
Worm.
dusty tinsel
I know what that's like I had a few last year
wise bolt
tropic jolt
it is very important
strange cargo
I get them like once a month, its terrible
strange cargo
I am deus irl
.
wise bolt
its been clearing up ya i just was off my meds for a bit
deft lily
i see
strange cargo
i was mid panic attack this better be important
If you get something cold it can help shock your system to get out of it
But you prolly know that
wise bolt
i need a nap but im at school :sob
dusty tinsel
A little hard to if you know you are feeling like you will implode
I had one in the middle of class once that was great
wise bolt
working. they got me in the worm mines
wise bolt
I had one in the middle of class once that was great
awesome stuff (horrors. condolences
strange cargo
Panic attacks are just the powers at be trying to nerf us
dusty tinsel
The powers at be already nerfed me by giving me the tism
vivid hemlock
“He answered them, Have not I chosen you hogs, and one of you is a swine?”
dusty tinsel
So it just makes it worse 😭
wise bolt
start the panic attack again /hj
strange cargo
Vanillin…
dusty tinsel
Luckily I haven't had any since
strange cargo
Read the room
wise bolt
Luckily I haven't had any since
that's good yea, shit's awful 🥲
dusty tinsel
Exploding vanilla with 200 million tons of tnt
vivid hemlock
Read the room
sorry i was trying to send this a bit ago and didnt scroll down 😭
wise bolt
on a lighter note i guess it's technically related..
strange cargo
I think I need my panic attack med changed tbh
dusty tinsel
How do you feel about me being deus irl tofu
earnest jewel
on a lighter note i guess it's *technically* related..
What a worm, what a worm...
wise bolt
How do you feel about me being deus irl tofu
nuh uh. check the name
dusty tinsel
I am deus' twin deus astrum
strange cargo
Isnt deus a species of worms…
wise bolt
OH MY GOSH
it's so far removed from actually being related to deus its kind of amusing 😭
grim pecan
I am deus' twin deus astrum
it does split into two
distant raft
“He answered them, Have not I chosen you hogs, and one of you is a swine?”
dude
strange cargo
on a lighter note i guess it's *technically* related..
Is this part of the next update?
wise bolt
it's like ..its supposed to be a baby deus
strange cargo
Deus eats stars like krill
wise bolt
technically space whale deus is real i like to imagine dei r super diverse
dusty tinsel
Larva that becomes whale
polar tide
Space whale deus 😔
boring
wise bolt
no. i see the vision
dusty tinsel
You are boring
polar tide
no vertebrates 💢
dusty tinsel
This is the larva stage
wise bolt
but i like worm deus. i like my little grub
strange cargo
technically space whale deus is real i like to imagine dei r super diverse
Dei?! I’d sure hope it’s super diverse!
dusty tinsel
You can make a cool space whale
fathom girder
World turtle deus
strange cargo
Just give it balleen
dusty tinsel
Space whale worm
polar tide
i genuinely have no good reason for this im just tired of the concept of taking whales and putting them in the sky
earnest jewel
Give Astrum Deus a gun.
polar tide
im just a hater
dusty tinsel
It's an alien whale so nothing states it really has to be whale looking just whale like features
earnest jewel
What if they made Ground Whales.
blazing field
im not a huge fan of space whales its kind of a overdone concept yea
polar tide
IM GLAD SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
pearl sentinel
theres so many weird sea creatures why do we just put whales in space
wise bolt
i can see space whale deus but i dont think its something i could execute well
blazing field
land whales are actually cooler deadass
distant raft
space whales are old news, its space placoderms that are in now
polar tide
land whale would be a lot cooler
blazing field
ive seen less land whale creature designs than space whales
the land whale from the croods
wise bolt
i just like my little space buggy. little worm
pearl sentinel
can we get space siphinophores
dusty tinsel
theres so many weird sea creatures why do we just put whales in space
Because most of the other ones are too scary to put in space. Like genuinely would you rather a space whale or a fricken space octopus or squid lol
agile latch
Anomalocaris deus
blazing field
look at this guy
wise bolt
fun fact: deiling groups are called links cause they follow eachother like those little caterpillar congo lines
tropic jolt
I wana see a space squid
polar tide
Because most of the other ones are too scary to put in space. Like genuinely wou...
YOU'RE SLANDERING THE CONCEPT OF A SPACE OCTOPUS AND TRYING TO TELL US WE HAVE BAD TASTE OKAY
earnest jewel
Imagine this but with fins.
dusty tinsel
look at this guy
That movie is awesome
strange cargo
Imagine a heliocoprion deus
wise bolt
also because they look like sausage links/ LMFAO
pearl sentinel
Because most of the other ones are too scary to put in space. Like genuinely wou...
space siphinophores clear
dusty tinsel
YOU'RE SLANDERING THE CONCEPT OF A SPACE OCTOPUS AND TRYING TO TELL US WE HAVE B...
I am not slandering it I am just saying a space whale is a gentle giant while octopus from space would basically just be mindlfayers from dnd and that's horrible
strange cargo
I like sharks and I like reptiles
wise bolt
space octopi would be kinda scary tbh but depends how you execute the concept
blazing field
octopi can be friends sometimes
polar tide
sand shark: timeless, badass, enthralling
space whale: cliched, toothless, overdone shortcut for "how do we make our fictional sky/space environment like, super Cool and Whimsical"
wise bolt
space cuttlefish lpleaaaasee
strange cargo
Astrum Deus: Basking Shark
earnest jewel
Space Hammer Head Shark.
wise bolt
Tofu what if Deus had little arms
oh you'll like what i have planned.
strange cargo
That would be terrifying
white aurora
space manta ray
blazing field
giant pacific octopi are huge and could probably drown you or something
but instead theyre just kinda chill asf
theyre like sea gorillas to me
wise bolt
i do like to think the dei have little arms. little prolegs like caterpillars
for clinging onto stars with
strange cargo
Sea gorillas? Nah, see Gorillaz
polar tide
i get so sad when i think about how octopi only live for like 2 years its not fucking fair
wise bolt
that's how they eat. they latch on with the prolegs and they nibble away at the stars
strange cargo
i get so sad when i think about how octopi only live for like 2 years its not fu...
WHAT
distant raft
sand shark: timeless, badass, enthralling
space whale: cliched, toothless, overd...
they should make more toothed space whales
like give us a giant fucking sperm whale
strange cargo
THEY HAVE THREE HEARTS HOW DO THEY NOT LIVE LONGER???
fathom girder
i do like to think the dei have little arms. little prolegs like caterpillars
yoooooooooooooo
earnest jewel
Space Orca that eats space ships.
dusty tinsel
sand shark: timeless, badass, enthralling
space whale: cliched, toothless, overd...
Hey they can have teeth just look at any dolphin, or sperm whales lol nothing says they have to be gentle giants I just like that picture of them
polar tide
that's not what i meant by toothless
wise bolt
that's how they eat. they latch on with the prolegs and they nibble away at the ...
this is what theyre doing out there in space
strange cargo
Are dei poisonous? They are quite colorful.
blazing field
i get so sad when i think about how octopi only live for like 2 years its not fu...
me when i remember craneflies live for like 10 days and cant eat anything
wise bolt
Are dei poisonous? They are quite colorful.
idk !
dusty tinsel
What's toothless about space whales when you could pick a space sperm whale and have it be a predator whale lol
earnest jewel
Are dei poisonous? They are quite colorful.
This would imply they have predators.
blazing field
dei to me feel like they wouldnt have any predators when fully grown
cuz theyre fucking huge
grim pecan
This would imply they have predators.
yes, me.
wise bolt
dei to me feel like they wouldnt have any predators when fully grown
who knows. maybe they do
maybe they don't
still cobalt
me when i remember craneflies live for like 10 days and cant eat anything
Arent lunar moths the same (i forget the name)
wise bolt
blazing field
i like to think younger ones may be pretty to some space fuckwogs though
earnest jewel
i like to think younger ones may be pretty to some space fuckwogs though
I'd advise changing the word choice.
still cobalt
Arent lunar moths the same (i forget the name)
Oh it was luna moth
distant raft
Arent lunar moths the same (i forget the name)
silkmoths in general iirc
wise bolt
wonder if i have any dumb baby deu pics on hand
blazing field
who knows. maybe they do
yeah im speculating
wise bolt
not canon. but
tropic jolt
fathom girder
hold gentle like hamburger
tropic jolt
fatass
still cobalt
Whys it so small
polar tide
I'm not talking about whales having teeth or the whales being powerful or whatever I'm talking about the concept of "space whale" having no meat to it in my opinion
earnest jewel
I'm not talking about whales having teeth or the whales being powerful or whatev...
I'm sure you could get a lot of meat out of them. Wonder what it would taste like.
strange cargo
I love him
dusty tinsel
I mean space anything really doesn't work very well anyway as a concept
blazing field
to me dei are kind of like elephants or whales in the sense that wehn theyre fully grown nothing really poses a threat to them but to compensate their young are delectable meal
strange cargo
Baby deus plush please
earnest jewel
I mean space anything really doesn't work very well anyway as a concept
Flat Earthers:
wise bolt
Whys it so small
i like to imagine the babies start out like teeeny teeny tiny maybe like caterpillar size. the dichotomy of baby vs adult at such a difference is so funny but also so so cute
polar tide
I mean space anything really doesn't work very well anyway as a concept
??????????
dusty tinsel
A space creature isn't going to resemble an ocean creature
polar tide
thgey cant breathe up there
strange cargo
I mean space anything really doesn't work very well anyway as a concept
I agree due to the nature of space
earnest jewel
Space T-Rex.
dusty tinsel
It isn't practical for moving in space
fathom girder
it's fine you're built for it
wise bolt
oh ok
fathom girder
yeah
wise bolt
:) yay
strange cargo
Mr breast pls i need to breth
wise bolt
cal cosmology doesnt follow irl cosmology tbf
fathom girder
Astrum deus propels itself through space via star fart
dusty tinsel
Nuh uh how dare
strange cargo
Astrum deus propels itself through space via star fart
Son im crine
fathom girder
It has to digest the stars somehow
wise bolt
HHEHEEEHEHEE;[
fathom girder
it's the only logical answer
wise bolt
still cobalt
Astrum deus propels itself through space via star fart
This would possible be viable if like 90% of its body was storage for fart
strange cargo
Can we get it in the lore doc
fathom girder
it's a giant tube
wise bolt
SCREAMINGGG
dusty tinsel
??????????
I was meaning more putting a earth creature as a space creature doesn't really work we don't have any that would have the proper movement to be able to move through space
fathom girder
it absoLUTELY is viable storage for fard
earnest jewel
Can we get it in the lore doc
I'm not putting that down.
wise bolt
hAHAHAAAAAHAHA
blazing field
I was meaning more putting a earth creature as a space creature doesn't really w...
its not really about it being realistic we talking about creature design
strange cargo
I cant stop laughing
polar tide
I was meaning more putting a earth creature as a space creature doesn't really w...
i'm still not talking about the logistics or practicality of putting an animal in spcae
dusty tinsel
Well I am now
still cobalt
Far start
blazing field
i think we should put tofu down
wise bolt
YOU ATRE SO MEAN TO ME
tropic jolt
what if there was a space human
strange cargo
Itso fucking fubnyy
tropic jolt
its like a space whale but its human
blazing field
YOU ATRE SO MEAN TO ME
wise bolt
AURORA GETS IT
strange cargo
I cant stop laughingg
earnest jewel
what if there was a space human
And he was called Draedalustopher III.
arctic cliff
what are ya'll even babling about
wise bolt
arctic cliff
none of this matters because Deus is, ULTIMATELY, a space creature with a specific diet
vivid hemlock
17 calorie
still cobalt
Eat star
Fart
Eat star
strange cargo
Lore doc it pls
distant raft
what are ya'll even babling about
i think its still whitenight horrible hog but im not super sure
earnest jewel
Lore doc it pls
I will rearrange your atoms.
arctic cliff
so instead of bothering to imagine why theres a space serpent in the first place, just figure out how it moves
strange cargo
I will rearrange your atoms.
Star fart
arctic cliff
which in this case i reckon is BIOLOGICAL ROCKET ENGINES FUELED BY MANA
blazing field
bro took the deus moves itself by farting topic seriously
still cobalt
Its like an oxygen tank but for star fart
wise bolt
KL33LK4HKK42/K34
strange cargo
which in this case i reckon is BIOLOGICAL ROCKET ENGINES FUELED BY MANA
Like some kind of a fart?
still cobalt
Deus walked on the keyboard
arctic cliff
Like some kind of a fart?
not necessarily
blazing field
the fartworm.
arctic cliff
he doesnt even know about lungs and active respiration
wise bolt
STOPT
strange cargo
NOOOOOO
dusty tinsel
Tofu is being dismantled at the atomical level
wise bolt
IM.;
blazing field
oh my god i have dev nickname perms
strange cargo
IM DTINGGGG
wise bolt
,.F/2...,.23
dusty tinsel
Squid? Squid games
vivid hemlock
caterfarter
blazing field
im giggling like a little girl
dusty tinsel
Can't devs change their own name
wise bolt
CHEESE WHENNI GET YOU
arctic cliff
oh my god i have dev nickname perms
cheese im sacrificing you to resurrect amidias
dusty tinsel
Cheese is immune
strange cargo
Is that how nevulas are forked
wise bolt
yeha i can
earnest jewel
Anyway, suggestion:
Add this to Astrum Deus' loot table.
wise bolt
STOP
blazing field
i mean
dusty tinsel
Deuc
still cobalt
Upgrade whoopie cushion to astral whoopie cushion
strange cargo
I HAVE BEEN THINKING IT WAS ASTRUM DEUCE
wise bolt
cant even spell my name correctly
strange cargo
OH MY GOD
wise bolt
DSOOYOPOYP
wise bolt
OH MY GOD AURORA HAVE TYUOU HEARD INVOKED STARGOD THEME
polar tide
god i want 30 thousand dollars
still cobalt
I HAVE BEEN THINKING IT WAS ASTRUM DEUCE
“Astrum shit”
strange cargo
OH MY GOD AURORA HAVE TYUOU HEARD INVOKED STARGOD THEME
NOOO???
wise bolt
O H MYGOD
still cobalt
I want 648 dollars
wise bolt
“Astrum shit”
i remember i used to call him astrum dipshit
dusty tinsel
Hehehe
still cobalt
Astrum shart
wise bolt
i used to hate him for no discernable reason
vivid hemlock
y r u fake
strange cargo
I hated him till I saw babby deus
dusty tinsel
Hello fake astrum deus
dense sundial
OH MY GOD AURORA HAVE TYUOU HEARD INVOKED STARGOD THEME
jteoh, feed this user to the stargod
sly plinth
Lore
wise bolt
im kiling you breo
grim pecan
@dull heart can we get a gif
wise bolt
worst deus lore ever
wise bolt
let me get stargod theme to u in dms
dusty tinsel
Fear me
still cobalt
They call me astrum the way i deus
dusty tinsel
Doze is the better Deus fan. Doze made true form deus before tofu did
wise bolt
uhuh.
dusty tinsel
Invoked star god moment
strange cargo
Can we please get babby deus in game
fathom girder
slides stargod draft back into stack of papers
*sad muffled fart sounds*
dusk bronze
if deus doesn't drop a bubby pet i'll kill people
grim pecan
thanks doze
wise bolt
OKAY STOP WIITH THE FART JOKES LMFAOAOOOA
dull heart
here's more
arctic cliff
feed all of the astrum deus slanderers to the star god
wise bolt
Can we please get babby deus in game
still cobalt
Why is wrath of star god lowk dantdms old intro
dull heart
here's more
This ... Makes me want to work on stargod more
wise bolt
work on stargod with me bro.
arctic cliff
here's more
this literally is doze's dog rework lmao
dull heart
you'll never guess who made it
wise bolt
arctic cliff
hmmm i do wonder
dull heart
here's the actual theme of it
wise bolt
ogg </3
earnest jewel
Why is wrath of star god lowk dantdms old intro
That was just Ken's theme from Street Fighter.
fathom girder
here's the actual theme of it
shoutout to the two seconds of that stupid ass cat meme in it
dusty tinsel
i hear the spinning cat meme lol
fathom girder
YEAH LMAO
wise bolt
jteoh is so fucking goated i love that guy
wise bolt
dusty tinsel
wrong
fathom girder
grrrrrrrrrrr
tropic jolt
fathom girder
OH
dusty tinsel
wrong
fathom girder
AND SO BEGINS THE WAR
arctic cliff
tropic jolt
how long do snails sleep
dusty tinsel
esgargot
wise bolt
the god of stars ate too many gars
like a yharim bar he grew very large
so don't be alarmed just be on your guard and dodge when he charges
pulsar cobalt
i feel like i need to explain how client side is not the same as server side nearly every time someone gets snailed
wise bolt
i really need to get to work on aeon thumbnail but ough. i wanna do an amv for it so bad ....
stargod 3d model..
dusty tinsel
client side is always correct sorry
strange cargo
That was such good music
wise bolt
RIIIGHTT
dusty tinsel
who says deus like it's juice lol i say day us
tropic jolt
i feel like i need to explain how client side is not the same as server side nea...
its funnier to pretend otherwise
thorn pier
i say dis
fathom girder
it's pronounced deus
dusty tinsel
day us
wise bolt
i say daeus
strange cargo
who says deus like it's juice lol i say day us
I did until yday
tropic jolt
deuce
dusty tinsel
no
wise bolt
i remember i had one of the adlibs quoted when i first became dev lmfao
wispy crescent
astrum deuce
dusty tinsel
astrum day us
thorn pier
it's pronounced deus
days?
tropic jolt
astrum dunce
strange cargo
Astrum deuce propels itself with farts
wise bolt
forever cemented in history
wispy crescent
i immediately said day us when ifirst saw deus
wise bolt
Astrum deuce propels itself with farts
okay deadass lfmao
dusty tinsel
i will always say day us you can't correct me
strange cargo
Dos
wispy crescent
Astrum deuce propels itself with farts
Ok but how else??
wise bolt
dos..
polar tide
forever cemented in history
my favorite thing is how "day-use" is still wrong
earnest jewel
It's 'day-us'.
fathom girder
it's deus
thorn pier
i will always say day us you can't correct me
day they
fathom girder
you guys are all wrong
thorn pier
lets ask deus how its pronounced
wise bolt
my favorite thing is how "day-use" is still wrong
nobody knows how to pronounce its name
strange cargo
John calamity said its supposed to be latin
wise bolt
lets ask deus how its pronounced
earnest jewel
i am always correct
This is what the guard who always tells lies says.
polar tide
nobody knows how to pronounce its name
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD
earnest jewel
lets ask deus how its pronounced
Worm noises.
wise bolt
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD
LMFAOOOO
dusty tinsel
day us
thorn pier
its pronounced gibberish
strange cargo
So however you pronounce the latin word
still cobalt
I thought it was day us but i still deuce im ngl
wise bolt
carny do you thinki could bullshit my way into making deus's official name (that isnt its title) bubby
wise bolt
ALEX. I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO REFER TO YOU BY OUT HERE
strange cargo
Woa…
polar tide
carny do you thinki could bullshit my way into making deus's official name (that...
anyways no
wise bolt
:(\
strange cargo
Fat babby deus
wise bolt
we have jared..
polar tide
JARED IS NOT THE PRIMORDIAL WYRM'S OFFICIAL NAME.
still cobalt
Is deuce a species or is he special
wise bolt
HIS NAME IS JARED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
polar tide
YOUR NAME IS JARED STFU
wise bolt
:(
pulsar cobalt
JARED IS NOT THE PRIMORDIAL WYRM'S OFFICIAL NAME.
i love how this is written angrily but it uses a full stop
wise bolt
ur so fucking mean to me
twin juniper
Is deuce a species or is he special
daues is no no canon
strange cargo
I have encountered jared first hand
dusty tinsel
Jared is his name and if you say otherwise you are being mean to Jared
twin juniper
Dayies is a donor boss
polar tide
ur so fucking mean to me
go my hounds
polar tide
dusty tinsel
Bro just recovered from a panic attack we can't give the deus lover another one
strange cargo
Deus is gonna get some weird farts from these ones
deft lily
what
wise bolt
OKAY SERIOUSLY STOP LMFAO
polar tide
havent you been told like 10 million times to stop
strange cargo
That sounded better in my head
white aurora
strange internet theory
strange cargo
havent you been told like 10 million times to stop
???
earnest jewel
thats enough discord for me today i think
The wizard retiring to his chamber after wrecking havoc upon the peasantry:
wise bolt
???
i've been saying stop in response to the jokes 🥲 i'd appreciate if you could
gettin kinda stale now
strange cargo
Oh im sorry oh my gosh
wise bolt
no harm done
strange cargo
I have trouble discerning joking and serious
wise bolt
na i get it
amber egret
nobody knows how to pronounce its name
isnt it day-us
wise bolt
not mad. just letting u know 
amber egret
like day-us ex mah-ken-nah
dusty tinsel
Does tofu need an emotion support deus
earnest jewel
https://tenor.com/view/cat-roll-gif-25538534
Duck.
wise bolt
Does tofu need an emotion support deus
i need a million
amber egret
like day-us ex mah-ken-nah
am i right
dusty tinsel
If deus appeared irl tofu would claim them all
wise bolt
pleeeeehgheeeaseee i need a little one to just sit on my head and watch me while iwork
all my problems qould be solved
earnest jewel
pleeeeehgheeeaseee i need a little one to just sit on my head and watch me while...
So like, a Ratatouille situation?
wise bolt
no just for emotional support
fathom girder
Your deus design would lend itself well to being a plushie, i think
wise bolt
it's barely even deus but i think having an additional deiling plush, assuming there would be demand for one outside of myself, would be nice i think
blazing field
its never gonna happen but i think agnus would mke a good plush his design already has a kind of roundness to it i think it could be translated well into a plush
agnus specifically not like ravager
fathom girder
I reckon there could be a poll for that kinda thing. I'm not one to buy plushes but I could see the appeal for a little deus plush
blazing field
though a ravager plush would be badas
wise bolt
i want little deiling plush... tuck it between the big deu's legs
carry bebe like otter.
lets get cuddled by papa
fathom girder
Hold gentle like hamburger
blazing field
im ngl at this rate i wouldnt be surprised if we got a calamity mod hog plush before a yharim one
right as i say that
there he is
polar tide
I reckon there could be a poll for that kinda thing. I'm not one to buy plushes ...
i bring up polling for merch a lot in dev so it could happen
fathom girder
Swag
wise bolt
i wantt little bebee.... uueee ue ue
polar tide
im ngl at this rate i wouldnt be surprised if we got a calamity mod hog plush be...
i would actually go ballistic over this im not even joking at all it would make me so genuinely angry
blazing field
i dont really want any plushies i nparticular because im too broke to buy any of them .
and like the character id want a plush the most of was already
the first one ever made
so im just sitting heee
im just sitting. here
earnest jewel
All the war criminals get plushes. Give a war hero a plush. Add Braelor.
blazing field
i dont see braelor or statis getting plushies until they get ingame
the only character not currently ingame i cna see getting one right now is
yellow guy
polar tide
All the war criminals get plushes. Give a war hero a plush. Add Braelor.
not All of them. :/ :/ :/ 
PLAESE
blazing field
cuz everyone knows him
even if hes not ingame Everyone Knows Him hes oooo final boss being added oooo hes in the title ooooo lore items ooo
earnest jewel
The other gay kinda technically gets plush.
blazing field
out of all characters in the mod i think devourer and yharim are probably the most likely to get plushes next
but im ngl i can also see dfolly
cuz people love the yharon plush and thats like the same thing but Two
and its like. fluffy animal creature thing
sudden cairn
make a life sized exo chair
blazing field
make a life sized primordial wyrm
it's also alive
and organic
just make primordial wyrm real and drop it in the mariana trench
sudden cairn
nobody will know
fathom girder
out of all characters in the mod i think devourer and yharim are probably the mo...
720$ DoG plush
thorny fjord
@ doze
blazing field
out of all characters in the mod i think devourer and yharim are probably the mo...
maybe providence too actually
shes very popular
and Iconic and Such
earnest jewel
Old Duke plush.
blazing field
plus i feel like her design would translate well into a plushie
sudden cairn
i mean true
earnest jewel
plus i feel like her design would translate well into a plushie
One question remains, why roots?
thorn pier
tavernkeep plushie
blazing field
hey thats vanilla cant do that
sudden cairn
permafrost plushie
thorn pier
hey thats vanilla cant do that
he sells shinobi armor which is rogue so clearly not vanilla smh
tribal isle
out of all characters in the mod i think devourer and yharim are probably the mo...
I feel like dropping a yharim plush so soon would be a little misleading on the progress of his bossfight
Burrower life sized plush
polar tide
if we fucking wait until the last goddamn update of the entire mod to make a yharim plush i'm boaring myself in front of everyone at calamity hq
sudden cairn
no he would abandon you and dig into the earth's core
strange cargo
Fat babby deus plush
wise bolt
polar tide
yharim merch being made should not somehow indicate to people that his boss fight is being worked on anyway that's absurd
yharon draedon and signus plushies have all dropped just fine without people assuming things about their respective fight reworks
tribal isle
they are in the game
polar tide
yeah?
strange cargo
They’re all in the game already, being in the game and a rework are totally different
fathom girder
yharim merch being made should not somehow indicate to people that his boss figh...
People are hilariously desperate for yharim
it's kinda dumb
sudden cairn
i mean i see the vision
polar tide
I'M hilariously desperate for yharim
thorn pier
nah fr we need yharub
tropic jolt
yharim tomorrow
strange cargo
Horrible hog sometime
strange cargo
What if the hog is just a weird looking dei
hard copper
so no hogscule?
wise bolt
hog funny timetimes but for real. its getting REALLY. really stale
do NOT drag deus into this
thank you
urban cloak
yharim merch being made should not somehow indicate to people that his boss figh...
i can kind of understand why people would think like this though when you consider that yharim's been hyped up for years now and is meant to be the final boss of the mod. i guess the design has been kind of floating around public for around a similar amount of time but it is still quite strange to release merch of your video game's main antagonist and final fight before players can even experience them properly in-game
i imagine a stunt like that would leave a sour taste in people's mouths
not everyone of course but i don't think it's an absurd reaction like you said
polar tide
maybe its just because hes my favorite character but the idea that we have to have an embargo on yharim merch until he's in the game/the aerie update is being worked on makes me feel frustrated and restricted considering the aerie is the literal last update that is planned to ever be made for the mod
it's not as if people don't know who he is or like he's a secret or anything he's also the central character in calamity's story
deft lily
idk i still feel like most cal players genuinely do not care about the lore
polar tide
that really is the main point of frustration for me like i understand what you're saying but the thing about "this guy isn't being added or developed until the end of the mod's development" makes me see no point in deliberately avoiding merch of him
deft lily
even then ig yharim is still very well known cuz of the constant jokes that are made surrounding the fact that he isn't in the mod yet
polar tide
yharim is very well known because he has had a public design for at LEAST 8 years and he is constantly mentioned ingame even outside of exclusively lore texts and he's on the title screen and the game makes it clear that he's the person you're supposed to be fighting after scal
deft lily
yeah
deft lily
People are hilariously desperate for yharim
yeah im ngl its kinda weird how overdramatic ppl are with it
at the end of the day its a terraria mod like 😭
maybe its just me though
fathom girder
That's just game communities in a nutshell
deft lily
yeah
most of their complaints will be long irrelevant when tMod inevitably dies one day
fathom girder
And this is why it's good for devs to not pander too much to the community and instead do what they find fun lul
deft lily
not that i think that would be anytime soon, given that modpacks are becoming more and more popular but i digress
fathom girder
playerbase is annoying
deft lily
whar
polar tide
MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deft lily
which cat
thorn pier
cat massacre
deft lily
gato!!!
thorn pier
catnymassacre
urban cloak
yharim is very well known because he has had a public design for at LEAST 8 year...
i understand where your frustration is coming from, but from the way i see it, yharim is not yet something a player can properly experience in-game, and considering we are a video-game mod first and foremost, i do not believe we should be making merch of things that can't be experienced by players in-game
fathom girder
Yharpad plush when...
deft lily
anyways have a look at this rat
urban cloak
ultimately though it is up to the rest of team so if they're fine with it then ig we doing yharim merch now
thats just my line of thinking rn
tropic jolt
anyways have a look at this rat
fat
deft lily
big fat fuck
thorn pier
anyways have a look at this rat
kill
deft lily
no
thorn pier
🦐
polar tide
yeah i'd be agreeing with you if circumstances were different but because of the way yharim is with being like, a publicly known andn popular character for nearly a decade now i have a lot of trouble seeing the harm in making merch of him
maybe i'd feel different if i was a cal veteran who's been wanting yharim for 10 million years but
fathom girder
My question is if his public design is actually final yet
aka the yharim we see on the title screen
urban cloak
i mean he wouldn't be on the title screen if the design wasn't final would he
blazing field
From what i understand title screen design is not reflective of official concept art (?) as much as it's just what the artist who made it decided to make yharim look but dont quote me on that
fathom girder
Things could change up until he's an npc is my thinkin'
urban cloak
i mean truthfully im not entirely sure so don't take that as gospel but over the years yharim's armor design has been fairly consistent
blazing field
It actually has changed quite a bit though some elementals kinda stuck around
deft lily
ima be real i care the least for yharim for when he eventually releases
blazing field
Like dude had a hammerhead at one point
urban cloak
okay this i did not know i might be a fake fan
deft lily
mainly cuz its so far away
blazing field
Yharim's current concept art by Taylor iirc might also not be the Final final one but again Don't quote me on that
fathom girder
Though ig plushes don't always use the final designs, do they? Yharon's plush wasn't based on the most current sprite he has was it
blazing field
ik theres some dissatisfication with some elements of it and given Yharim is so far away i think its entirely possible for it to be changed till the
tbf yharon from redesign to the design used on the plushie still retains alot of the same core elements
its not the same design of course but its still recognizable between the twor
fathom girder
I think it's mostly the tail that's different isn't it
blazing field
and on that note i think yharim would probably be similar to that
like it's not like polterghast or desert scourge where their new designs are like a entirely different thing
i doubt the final yharim design would be like that
dude isnt suddenly gonna be like idfk green
urban cloak
yeah no he wouldn't undergo that drastic of a change
tropic jolt
green dragon yharon...
deft lily
green yhon
fathom girder
green... needle...
blazing field
its called green humour buddy said yharim before green blasting the terrarian to death
urban cloak
dude isnt suddenly gonna be like idfk green
lihzhard yharim becomes real again
vagrant wind
the hog wont allow it
blazing field
not even lihzahrd hes just green
fathom girder
its called green humour buddy said yharim before green blasting the terrarian to...
Secret green DoG phase
deft lily
i also dont really care when the yharon resprite happens ima be real
i just... dont really care for yharon in general all that much
blazing field
his sword? green
his hair isn't green though
it's purple
thats the only thing that isnt green
fathom girder
is it all one shade of green
blazing field
theres some redesigns that still keep the same general framework of what was there before like yharon or signus and then theres some redesigns that just go fuck it we ball and remake the thing from the ground up like the scourges or ravager
deft lily
i also dont really care when the yharon resprite happens ima be real
i just... d...
actually i take this back cuz when it does happen its one less thing off of the devs plate
fathom girder
or evil 2s I bet
blazing field
yeah absolutely
like i have no doubt in my head that evil2 redesign will probably be one of the most drastic redesings out of any ever
😭
unless you wanna count like. calamitas turning into a person i guess
thats pretty drastic
she used to be an eyeball once!
deft lily
the only boss reworks i care abt right now are Exos and Ravager
and Astrum Deus too ig
main estuary
what about ravager
bros gonna be a l4d tank
blazing field
i care about all of the boss reworks but some more than others
fathom girder
I'm super excited for the evil2 redesigns
fathom girder
most excited for those tbh
main estuary
i would like to see wof be fun
deft lily
mainly just cuz i have calamity autism
condolences
blazing field
its mostly lore autism
polar tide
Though ig plushes don't always use the final designs, do they? Yharon's plush wa...
we want to avoid making merch of non finalized designs as much as possible but i feel like yharim gets wiggle room in that regard because he has a lot of very strong foundational design elements that most likely are not going to change drastically; when it comes to yharim's "final design" the elements that would make that design "final" would be granular things like the shape of his horns and his armor plating
blazing field
whether that's worse or better is up to debate
fathom girder
we want to avoid making merch of non finalized designs as much as possible but i...
makes sense
deft lily
i have very surface level knowledge on cal lore
polar tide
we want to avoid making merch of non finalized designs as much as possible but i...
this is also why it isnt a big deal that the yharon plush technically does not use his "final" design. the biggest difference is in the tail but all his most important most recognizable features are retained/very very similar
blazing field
im particularly looking forward to the ravager rework because agnus is one of my favorite characters in this mod and ravager's fight right now is ass and the fact he's getting a whole structure and shit gives me high hopes for how well the story of the character will be able to be told through visual storytellijng and the fight itself
and hopefully actually encapsulate the tragedy of it rather than just being the Guy that Ravages
pulsar cobalt
i mean hes the ravager ofc hed be the Guy that Ravages
blazing field
you know what i mean
deft lily
eh im only looking forward to it cuz i hate the current ravager fight
blazing field
signus is another honorable mention cuz his fight right now is complete dookie ass despite him being like one of the coolest guys ever
deft lily
same reason im looking forward to exo mech rework
that and cuz of the theme, ofc
fathom girder
HEY the worst fight used to be DoG's
deft lily
fair
blazing field
im particularly looking forward to the ravager rework because agnus is one of my...
The fact cathedral is gonna be a thing is so hype to me because having a full structure like that has so much potential for setting the atmosphere and actually making the visual storytelling aspect intriguing
can u imagine like
deft lily
kind of wish i had any sort of applicable talent when it comes to modded terraria
fathom girder
cathedral sounds very neat
blazing field
seeing the story of agnus nad his downfall told throughout murals or whispers as u explore the dungeon
or smth
like in deltarune ch 4
with the prophecy
can u imagine.
dry whale
the vision
deft lily
can u imagine.
i cant imagine because ive never played deltarune
blazing field
plus it also EVIL ASS CATHEDRAL AREA WITH EVIL SPOOKY GOTH AESTHETHICS YEAH !!!
dry whale
I see the vision
main estuary
HEY the worst fight used to be DoG's
old dog was a pain to enjoy
new dog is fun but harder than the later bosses imo
blazing field
can u imagine.
ok im ngl now that im saying this
if cal dosen't do this i'm doing it i'm stealing this idea for roy
dont say i didnt warn you calamity dev! haha. haha!
deft lily
blazing field
talking about which i should probably do some codework tmr
oh well
its too late rn its 11 pm
tommoorw i shall mine
vivid hemlock
cheeselamity
blazing field
cheese gaming
vivid hemlock
its gonna be so nice once calamity can start working on adding more meaningful npcs that will contribute to the story and lore,,
fathom girder
when the hog is horrible
tropic jolt
amidias...
deft lily
its gonna be so nice once calamity can start working on adding more meaningful n...
hopefully they get to that point
deft lily
when the hog is horrible
uh.. uhm..
hog.. horrible
yeah
there
idk im kind of jsut saying shit now
vagrant wind
blazing field
its gonna be so nice once calamity can start working on adding more meaningful n...
the historian,,
the god cultists,,,
i love the idea of more minor npcs that arent like super important figures like permafrost or braelor or calamitas
but still give you bits of storytelling and flesh the world out more
vivid hemlock
seatizen shadows...
deft lily
kiiityyy
tropic jolt
that kitty is going to explode
vivid hemlock
seatizen shadows...
minor npcs would really fill in the gap that makes the mod feel abit empty rn, like most enemies kinda dont exist in their current state and those being changed along with actual people you can meet would get rid of the monotony of meaninglessly gathering resources and fighting bosses over and over
tropic jolt
kindred night
can i explode too
deft lily
no
kindred night
please
kindred night
oh
polar tide
i like men
deft lily
i like women
polar tide
just one?
kindred night
i like men
that's gay i think
deft lily
fixed
polar tide
that's gay i think
yeah
blazing field
i like
blazing field
i like .
kindred night
wowie
dusk bronze
i like women
dusk bronze
i like men
vivid hemlock
deft lily
what flavor
polar tide
wow. 💙 💜 ❤️ Pride
kindred night
wow. 💙 💜 ❤️ Pride
🇫🇷?
blazing field
what flavor
many but im a big fan of chocolate
deft lily
alex why the fuck are you french
eager bone
i like men
@wokeometer Calamity Mod confirmed WOKE
polar tide
IM NOT FRENCH
deft lily
frenchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deft lily
unfortunately
condolences
blazing field
but its like barely
pulsar cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-burrito-cat-burrito-rolled-up-gif-17537306
burrito
polar tide
i wasg showing my supprot for bisexuals #ally NOT the french #hatred
deft lily
im american and i speak american guys trust
dusk bronze
many but im a big fan of chocolate
chocolate ice cream goated #itstrue
urban cloak
i studied french for two years and learned nothing 💪
vivid hemlock
im a little french
im sorry i cant support roy anymore 
deft lily
i studied french for two years and learned nothing 💪
same but with spanish
blazing field
my surname's french and my great grandfather was french
so its like
barley
but its there.
strange cargo
Isnt suriname french too
dusk bronze
is ur surname reggiano irl
vivid hemlock
no
strange cargo
Or is that guyana
deft lily
suriname is dutch
pulsar cobalt
my surname's french and my great grandfather was french
what.
deft lily
i think
vivid hemlock
french guiana is still a thing
vivid hemlock
suriname is dutch
yeah it was a dutch colony
kindred night
calamity mod is french..?
blazing field
is ur surname reggiano irl
unfortunately not
deft lily
guyana was british
dusk bronze
unfortunately not
L
pulsar cobalt
ive already said this before
youre french.
urban cloak
same but with spanish
🤝
vivid hemlock
I can't support Reign of Yharim anymore, it supports something truly sickening.
pulsar cobalt
I can't support Reign of Yharim anymore, it supports something truly sickening.
agreeable
blazing field
i cant think of any french characters right now besides spy tf2
does nayone know any french characters besides spy tf2
strange cargo
Im smth crazy like 17th generation american on my dads side
pulsar cobalt
does nayone know any french characters besides spy tf2
scout tf2
polar tide
im italian american which is the funniest thing to be
strange cargo
does nayone know any french characters besides spy tf2
Sanji one piece
strange cargo
im italian american which is the funniest thing to be
Im sicilian on my moms side
deft lily
i just exist
strange cargo
no ur part snail
deft lily
i appeared one day into this spinning shit wheel we call earth
blazing field
im brazilian from my mothers side and absent from my fathers side]
deft lily
polar tide
im alex
blazing field
NO! NO YOURE NOT NO
deft lily
hi alex
blazing field
NO! NO NO NO NO NO
pulsar cobalt
im tsuki
strange cargo
Hi alex are you like the guy from stardew
deft lily
im a mistake umbara
polar tide
Hi alex are you like the guy from stardew
No.
blazing field
I mean the guy from stardew likes men i think thats atleasto ne similarity
strange cargo
Fuck i cant thibk of more alexs
polar tide
i hate alex fromr stardew hes lame
blazing field
he becomes good only if you're a man and get in a relationship with him
kindred night
im brazilian from my mothers side and absent from my fathers side]
im brazilian from my mothers side and brazilian from my fathers side
blazing field
it makes his character arc wholesome
kindred night
Fuck i cant thibk of more alexs
minecraft
blazing field
brazil is real and it can hurt you
kindred night
brazil is hurt and it can't be real
strange cargo
Isnt racism banned in brazil
polar tide
he becomes good only if you're a man and get in a relationship with him
i have no reason to ever do this when sebastian is right there
kindred night
Isnt racism banned in brazil
probably
deft lily
Isnt racism banned in brazil
what
blazing field
i have no reason to ever do this when sebastian is right there
okay true im literally dating sebastian in my stardew run right now
strange cargo
Im pretty sure I heard its illegal
deft lily
based?
strange cargo
W
kindred night
is racism not a crime everywhere else
blazing field
brazil is actually a very progressive country it dosent get talked about often
blazing field
is racism not a crime everywhere else
In some places it isn't
kindred night
brazil is actually a very progressive country it dosent get talked about often
the closest comparison to brazil i can think of is biblical hell
at least in my experience
strange cargo
Its only a crime in america if it accompanies something else unless im being dumb