calamity-update-talk

[fierce hearth]

Good at looking up

That's what

[barren nacelle]

Barrel eye fish my beloved

[polar tide]

holy fucking shit.

[agile latch]

Dollocaris

Yea

Peak creature

[barren nacelle]

My chud son

[fierce hearth]

That's a space alien

[fierce hearth]

I saw that in war of the worlds

[agile latch]

Peak creature

[barren nacelle]

This guy looks Cambrian but he was actually from the Jurassic

[agile latch]

They look like little submarines with legs

[arctic cliff]

fun fact: dollocaris is so fucking weird that it has inspired the horrifying speculative evolution project that is sussocaris

[barren nacelle]

This guy coexisted with dinosaurs

[arctic cliff]

this is, thankfully, not real iirc

[barren nacelle]

I want you hung from the streets

[polar tide]

triangle you said it has big eyes but i cannot stress how unprepared i was to look it up and see this image

[barren nacelle]

Space alien

[agile latch]

Yea big peepers

[arctic cliff]

im sorry but i cant

[agile latch]

I think the cal critter based on it was called dollopeep?

[barren nacelle]

Dollopeeper or something like that

Is he kill 😔

I was very fond of sulphdragon

[agile latch]

Dollopeeper is live

Just waiting for sulphur sea/ acid rain update

He is frozen.. like the mammoth

[polar tide]

sulphur sea will be fun

[barren nacelle]

I thought this was bread

[polar tide]

my hungry ass could never be a paleontologist or whatever

[barren nacelle]

Hrrrnggg I wanna design abyss stuff grrrrfrrrr

But it’s too late for me to draw

[agile latch]

A lot of sulphur sea and acid rain creatures are already done but

By the time we do the update i likely will do a second pass

On them

[polar tide]

i think it would be fun opportunity for some weird microorganism extremophile creatures

[barren nacelle]

I take it some designs you just aren’t as happy with as you once were?

[agile latch]

Well design, rendering

Been like a year and a acid rain update isnt coming this year i expect

[arctic cliff]

i cant get over how two of the contest winners are really similar birds that explode midflight/hop

[agile latch]

So by then i can do better and improve them up for release

[agile latch]

There is a lot of them ye

Sorta

[barren nacelle]

Have you ever heard of sulfur mollies?

[agile latch]

Troglobite, the anomaly, dollopeeper

[hazy pine]

wordslop

[agile latch]

Or well they arent micro organism gah

[arctic cliff]

this is history man

[agile latch]

Well sulphur sea theme for its creature are all ancient beings

[hazy pine]

👎

[agile latch]

Like mauler being a helicoprion

[barren nacelle]

A lot of animals actually really like sulphur. Tube worms, abalones, mussels, sulfide worms

[agile latch]

Still gotta do a diplocaulus critter

Tube worms would be fun

[polar tide]

ya i think it'd be fun to put them in the water and it would fit since aqua scoog is a filter feeder (not that showing the stuff it preys on would be absolutely necessary i just think it'd be fun)

[agile latch]

Aquaric scourge will change significantly considering the desert scourge though

[barren nacelle]

I think Aquascoog filter feeding off of schools of Marrella would be cool

[polar tide]

i forgor 💀

[barren nacelle]

Microscopic chud

[polar tide]

i think it still being a filter feeder would make sense considering like

irl in an environment like the sulphur sea, the most prevalent source of food would indeed be weird tiny little men

[arctic cliff]

this is part of an absurd meme where two ice age super advanced empires , one called the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate (you're not wrong this is wordslop) and the other being an absurd korean nationalist conspiracy theory nation called the hwan empire, both predating atlantis, went to a colossal war that caused extreme havoc. the war ended due to, well, the autism array

[agile latch]

Sulphur sea is also mostly radioactive and reduce you to your primordial genes

I wonder if you left a person in the sulphur sea for generations

If they would become monkey

[polar tide]

woah it what

is that canon

[agile latch]

Why do you think a lot of creatures there are pre historic.. like mauler

Yea

[polar tide]

thats crazy

[agile latch]

Its in a bestiary entry rn

[barren nacelle]

It would probably be benthic filter feeder, hoovering detritus from the lower levels of the water column

[agile latch]

It awakens past genes on the creatures

[polar tide]

i need to reread the cal bestiary entries i keep forgetting about the bestiary

[arctic cliff]

i think you ought to reference weird prehistoric filter feeders for aquatic scourge

[polar tide]

yaasss

[barren nacelle]

I’m curious, what was the diet of primordial scourges?

[agile latch]

Not really

[arctic cliff]

aegirocassis

[agile latch]

Aquatic scourge is a lizard/ amphibian

[barren nacelle]

Like what lineage of reptile do they hail from?

[agile latch]

Diplocaulus design would be fun though

Arrow head

[barren nacelle]

Like the look like agamids, they have the gait and the armor

They also wouldn’t be the first to be semi aquatic

[agile latch]

Peak animal

[rotund venture]

Friend

[barren nacelle]

See Chinese water dragons

Absurd animal

If I threw him he’d return to me

[polar tide]

i was reminded of basking shark

[rotund venture]

Dont throw the friend!

[polar tide]

for aqua scoog

[agile latch]

Basking sharks are already going to be a ref for

Wyrm

And aqua is a amphibian/ lizard, but you can always

Mix and match

[polar tide]

yass

[barren nacelle]

No more Ghost Leviathan wyrm

Epic win

[agile latch]

Remember desert scourge is a lizard/ amphibian now

Salamander gecko

So aqua would follow around that

[barren nacelle]

Gecko?!?!?

[agile latch]

As they are cousins

Yea desert geckos

The tail

[distant raft]

is this a cambrian thing

[barren nacelle]

RIGHT fat tail

[agile latch]

Jurassic

Fat storage tail

[distant raft]

???????????????

[agile latch]

He was living with dinosaurs

Peeping them with its big saucers

[barren nacelle]

I said agamid because scoog reminds me a LOT of uromastyx

[polar tide]

i kind of wish aqua scoog didnt have that restriction that it has to be similar to desert scoog but its not a big deal

i keep automatically thinking of invertebrate route for it

[agile latch]

It dont need to be similar but close

Its a relative

[agile latch]

But its adapted to a diferent enviroment

[distant raft]

i can get critters like this existing in the cambrian but the fucking jurassic????????

[barren nacelle]

This is desert scourge

[agile latch]

I mean we still have some critters nowadays

[tired adder]

texture pack release when?

[agile latch]

Isopods, shrimps

[barren nacelle]

Look at tadpole shrimp

[rotund venture]

No slugbuns ingame

[barren nacelle]

Triops

[distant raft]

like i thought it wouldve figured out efficient eyes by then

[barren nacelle]

Those things have been around forever

[polar tide]

maybe generic choice but marine iguana could be cool for aqua give it axolotl gills too or osmethign

[agile latch]

Diplocaulus aquatic scourge.. would be so peam

[distant raft]

basilisk aquatic scourge,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[heavy totem]

holy shit the visual clutter on some of these bosses are insane especially while using weapons with tons of vfx

[agile latch]

Did you see the fucking creature already

[barren nacelle]

Gecko has thrown me for such a loop you’ve managed to accidentally recreate an existing lizard species without using it as reference

[heavy totem]

this is why doomsday device is king with it's simplicity

[barren nacelle]

I’ve seen many

[agile latch]

It looks like this guy

But like longer nose

Its peak

[arctic cliff]

i dunno why i think this, but i reckon the sturgeons would be a neat reference for the as

[barren nacelle]

ERYOPS

[rotund venture]

Chombo

[arctic cliff]

mostly the armoring in this case

[barren nacelle]

Uromastyx

[agile latch]

Its yellow too

Long nose..

What is its name

[polar tide]

It has the sulphur sea color palette....

[barren nacelle]

Extinct species?

[agile latch]

Ye

[barren nacelle]

Prionosuchus?

[arctic cliff]

every time i hear the word gecko nowadays, i feel immensely compelled to mention the fact that this thing is also a gecko somehow

[agile latch]

Maybe its cmose

[agile latch]

Its has like a funny 3d rendering image

[barren nacelle]

Prionosuchus

[polar tide]

whnever aqua scoog happen i need to do research on filter feeding methods

[arctic cliff]

yes this fucking thing with NO functional limbs is a gecko, a lizard famous for its limbs

[polar tide]

calamity mod provide many opportunity for feeding biology autism

[barren nacelle]

You guys should have me shadow write all of calamity’s ecology

#truthnuke #pleasedonthitme

[agile latch]

Him

Found it

[barren nacelle]

Who is this chudodile?

[agile latch]

So peak creatures

Forgot his name..

[distant raft]

why is 4 so flat

[barren nacelle]

WAIT

Aphaneramma

That’s the onion the picture

The long nose one

[barren nacelle]

Mastodonsaurus

?

[polar tide]

is draedon aware of the "sulphur sea reduces you to your base primordial genes" thing because i'd like to hear some science babble nonsense fromr him in the codebreaker on how the hell that works

[deft lily]

hi

[arctic cliff]

im gonna head out after this, but heres hibbertopterus

[barren nacelle]

How’d you get that picture of me

[arctic cliff]

i have no reason to drop this other than being vaguely related to existing flat semi aquatic animals that arent even protostomes

[deft lily]

oh boy creature talk

[agile latch]

Aphaneramma

Found its name

[arctic cliff]

just know that i really like this guy

[barren nacelle]

Pensive

[agile latch]

Big

He was unironically a ref me and tobias discussed for desert scourge

Principally its skull

You can see a bit of it in ds

[polar tide]

badass

[barren nacelle]

I can see it

The beak and such

Why is he grinning

Wha does he have to grin about

Smug ass

[polar tide]

is happy
people ask why

[barren nacelle]

That’s not joy that’s a snide look

I don’t trust him…

Guards!! Carry him away!

[polar tide]

"that's not joy" and its the happiest msot spongebob ass smile youve ever see

n

[arctic cliff]

m

[barren nacelle]

l

[proud plover]

Did you know that scientists now believe that in Helicoprion, the coiled tooth whorl wasn’t on the outside, but was embedded in the lower jaw, and that when it closed its mouth, it pushed food backward?

[proud plover]

Omg I love them!! Was one of my favorite dinosaur when I was a little kid

[molten grove]

yea helicoprion’s jaw now looks like a pizza cutter instead of a coil

[viral merlin]

terraria is best in pre hm but you're not ready for that conversation

[polar tide]

i remember seeing a reconstruction of helicoprion using the outdated jaw as a kid (i think it was this picture) and it stuck with me forever because i thoguht it was the most batshit insane thing i'd ever seen

[viral merlin]

Oh look its the fish from webfishing

holy shit

[deft lily]

what a sight to see

[muted cliff]

what can i use for crowd control in early hm?

before any hm boss

[deft lily]

must've been the wind

[deft lily]

what class are you

[raw falcon]

no, no, you're objectively correct in that assessment

[vagrant wind]

vanilla is best in prehm

personally I feel calamity peaks in hardmode

[viral merlin]

That's because

SSO is not out yet

When it will be then pre hm will be king

(it already is but i guess not for some people)

[deft lily]

sso aint even the next update bruh they've stated this

[vagrant wind]

wait maybe 50 years

[viral merlin]

we are not talking about what the next update is

[deft lily]

probably

[steady sun]

the next update is the next update

[vagrant wind]

the next update is 2.1.3

👽

[deft lily]

no new updates

calamity cancelled

[vagrant wind]

you're cancelled

🐌

[viral merlin]

technically the next update is 1.4.5 port 🤓

[deft lily]

the absurdity of my situation:

[still bluff]

the next update will add a new post SCal superboss
it will be aquatic scourge but twice as big

[deft lily]

finally

ive been asking this for years

[steady sun]

more worm bosses

[deft lily]

wormstorm

[still bluff]

wormstorm

[vagrant wind]

yeah and then it dies in 30 seconds because its a worm

[still bluff]

no it gets RDR

[deft lily]

tofu approaching at a high velocity speed anytime "worm" is uttered

[twin juniper]

Call it jarim

[vagrant wind]

green worm

[deft lily]

brain needle

🧠 💉

[rotund venture]

how many times to I have to say this

the next update is the scrying stone update which will kill the yharim lore whispers

source - I saw it in a vision

[steady sun]

all the lore will be beamed to your brain instead

[lunar heath]

Ngl the grape beer rework is kinda broken, losing crit damage but getting free homing is a good tradeoff

[vagrant wind]

grape beer deciding if it wants to be good on a weapon:

[lunar heath]

No no, make it astrum aureus but it's comically fast now

And make its slams instakill

[slate folio]

Dude we need omnidens amplus in the sulphurous sea

Is this a bad idea because it's a worm

whatever, image dump

Coolest cambrian sea creature

You can't deny that it's at least up there

It was one of, if not the largest cambrian animals

[strange cargo]

You will get aquatic scourge and you will be happy

[hushed crown]

The solatic cultist that acts functionally the same but if you fail the ritual attack instead of spawning in a phantasmyl wyvern it summons providence

[jaunty viper]

is there a new updated class loadouts somewhere?

[muted cliff]

inflict a

[muted cliff]

give it time

[strange cargo]

You will be stoned

[muted cliff]

wrong mod, im stupid

[strange cargo]

Its his power stance

[distant raft]

just the one brimstone flames

[strange cargo]

One (1) brimstone flames

[slate folio]

Lobopodian aquatic scourge??

HYPE🔥 🔥 🔥

[barren nacelle]

In a friend server I do daily extinct species and cheese requested Omnidens

I fw omnidens

[slate folio]

respect

[barren nacelle]

Goated creature

[tiny rapids]

gamer lean

[echo pier]

Bad generation of the shimmer well

[keen zodiac]

🔥

[rustic kernel]

What

[tropic jolt]

tree

[fathom girder]

the tree grew under it

the aether is an ancient thing

[hasty hawk]

Mechanics Shed #2

[thorny fjord]

To be fair, this one is actually reasonable, it did spawn on the highest terrain and the alternative would be overriding blocks

[distant raft]

hey itll never be as bad as infernums sakura garden im sure

[thorny fjord]

Where mech shed would just go on sky islands with a bunch of open space beneath

[distant raft]

if it somehow desyncs from the aether then i have no idea

[thorny fjord]

Though I believe we gave it some horizontal leniency in dev, so hopefully this will happen less?

[grim pecan]

we did, yeah

shimmer's a big structure, a bit of horizontal leniency is fine

[distant raft]

i always forget people can be dev and turquoise name at the same time

[strange cargo]

Same

[dull heart]

oh steam sale is going on

[blazing field]

honesrly even if innacurate nowadays this is a damn good art piece, its super striking

[strange cargo]

^^

[wise bolt]

[tropic jolt]

⚠️

[strange cargo]

Tofu, God of Worms

[pearl sentinel]

i wasnt sure if it was big and then i saw the last image

[deft lily]

hi

[rare tinsel]

I’d kiss a worm

[deft lily]

I see

[fierce hearth]

Would you still love me if I was a worm

[deft lily]

yes

[fierce hearth]

Yay

[deft lily]

must've been the wind

[strange cargo]

how did it get sugg voting too

wait no that was an actual sugg

the rest was the wind

[deft lily]

i see

[fierce hearth]

I look away for a minute and some bs happens

[deft lily]

can't wait for logan paul to appear with his new crypto scam!!

[fierce hearth]

Mr. Beast better get me the brand new 67 Matcha Labubu Clairo Vinyl Dubai Chocolate—

[frail owl]

the what

[fierce hearth]

uhhh it's a meme

look it up on youtube

[deft lily]

i just bought a private island

last one to leave gets it

[rare tinsel]

i’ll kill everyone else

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/412104907550621708/1430713935186628648/6ooDk1f.gif

[frail owl]

you should

kneel to your intrusive thoughts

[deft lily]

-# true...

[dusty tinsel]

I have killed prikki instead

Problem solved

[fierce hearth]

I've never seen a Mr. Beast video in my life

[deft lily]

i havent watched him since like 2020

[frail owl]

i've seen a single a mrbeast gaming video

[deft lily]

aka back when he was good

[dusty tinsel]

How is the god of snails today

[frail owl]

like genuinely once

[deft lily]

TIRED

[dusty tinsel]

Why are you tired you move so slow?

[deft lily]

yes

[frail owl]

🐌

[deft lily]

🥱

[dusty tinsel]

Well wake up

It's time to snail race

[deft lily]

no you

[frail owl]

i should throw someone at a cohort of ravenous hyenas

[true oriole]

While Calamitas was busy boiling fish, Yharim was busy freezing mammoths

[deft lily]

🦣

[fathom girder]

Was the table punch the reason why they all died

[cunning sequoia]

yharim needs an attack where he summons a table and slams it causing a shockwave

[vivid hemlock]

this is some gfb shit

[brittle escarp]

That would be peak for gfb

[tropic jolt]

sounds malicious

[deft lily]

how legendarily malicious

[spiral jewel]

Any idea when tmodloader is becoming 1.4.5?

[tropic jolt]

not until the second half of 2026 at least

[spiral jewel]

[tropic jolt]

takes a while

[strange cargo]

Releases june 30th just to prove you wrong

[tropic jolt]

[strange cargo]

The first experimental releases or whatever will come sooner than that

Stable release will take longer

[dusk bronze]

this is standard for literally every previous major update

[rare tinsel]

well deltarune is coming out on DEC 31 2026 at 11:59 PM so i’ll bet they’re waiting for after that hype blows over

[amber egret]

isnt it coming out on the tadc finale

[pulsar cobalt]

isnt it coming tomorrow

[deft lily]

isn't it coming last week

[dusk bronze]

wrong. hog is coming

[tropic jolt]

deltarune is releasing on horrible halloween along with the hog

[dusk bronze]

you fool

his time is nearly at hand

[tropic jolt]

pink and yellow hogs

[deft lily]

the fog hog is coming

[dusk bronze]

✅

[rare tinsel]

i hate that thing

[tired adder]

so mods no longer like horrible hog joke

[rare tinsel]

no, just me

[dull heart]

hello

[rare tinsel]

hi :)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405614811500253306/1454181868285988980/waddling.gif

[dull heart]

I made a grave mistake today...

I thought I was ready to be able to hear the "your lie in april" OST again. I was not.

[rare tinsel]

i wanna feed storm weaver i wanna give him snacks

[dull heart]

but somehow that indirectly motivated me to do some cool things to tooltips to be better so

win?

[thorn pier]

lose win

[deft lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405614811500253306/1454181868285988980/waddling.gif

[frozen horizon]

Embed Fail?

[deft lily]

i swear to fuckginn god

[deft lily]

im going to kill everyone until i get perms to post gifs

[thorn pier]

so whos gonna see your gifs

[deft lily]

i..

good point

ill kill mostly everyone

[dusty tinsel]

The snail god failing embedded is funny

[strange cargo]

Thats god of snails

I don’t know who this snail god you speak of is

[dusty tinsel]

They are the same person

Multiple names for the same person

[deft lily]

😡

😔

[strange cargo]

Two face ahh

[rare tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405614811500253306/1454181868285988980/waddling.gif

i love him

[strange cargo]

Why does that worm have only front legs

[rare tinsel]

tbh i wanna collect tofu’s worms and then keep them safe in a folder on my desktop

[strange cargo]

He’s dragging himself

[thorn pier]

4 front legs

[dusty tinsel]

Sausage

[strange cargo]

6

[thorn pier]

2 back legs

[deft lily]

7

[rare tinsel]

he has three left legs and one right leg

[thorn pier]

2 middle legs

[rare tinsel]

you just cant see them

[deft lily]

he has 6 i think

maybe 7

[rare tinsel]

killing you

[thorn pier]

so its a big ass centipede

[strange cargo]

🍅

[deft lily]

😔

[rare tinsel]

Enjoy the ban, degenerate!!!

[thorn pier]

when are we getting centipede boss

[deft lily]

i.. ill have you know that im not a degenerate!!

[dusty tinsel]

When you make one

[thorn pier]

im taking storm weaver and making him a centipede

[rare tinsel]

seppy

seppypulcher

[thorn pier]

seppy isnt real

[jagged copper]

just turn him into the Antillion Lightning Bug from Transformers

[vivid hemlock]

mr breast

[tropic jolt]

money

[deft lily]

rip

anyways i now have 1 million dollars

[lapis oak]

my chud life

amogus

[karmic drift]

Can I borrow 20 bucks?

[deft lily]

[strange cargo]

Mr beast can I get some monkeys

[deft lily]

mr beast can i get a new lambo

[thorn pier]

mr bast can i have some defense

[dusk bronze]

5, take it or leave it

[strange cargo]

I thought it gave 10

[dusk bronze]

for a preboss furniture?? 😭

[mystic eagle]

would that really be surprising with vanilla's awry balancing

[thorn pier]

fine ill take it

[deft lily]

calamity mod

[dusk bronze]

wrong

horrible hog mod

[deft lily]

-# 😨

[strange cargo]

He is coming

You’d better be prepared

[thorn pier]

flesh totem to counter

[lapis oak]

looks like there won't be changelogs for the next hotfix?

is it even a hotfix anymore

[blazing field]

hotfixes generally dont have changelogs

most of them dont even add any content

[hasty tangle]

at least theyll be on the wiki

[blazing field]

To be honest i wouldnt be surprised if theyre just using #changelogs less too

I always felt like the idea of that channel was pretty weird

[strange cargo]

Was there a hotfix?

[thorn pier]

talking about 2.1.3 i think

[deft lily]

its the only reason like 70% of ppl are in this server for

if they got rid of it i imagine there would be some uhh
"constructive" feedback

-#

[blazing field]

I just think it's a really weird way to deliver update news specially now that things like #spoilers and the devblog exists

[deft lily]

i agree

not like they can easily remove it though cuz ppl will whine

i think that the website could be a better way to deliver update news instead imo

[lapis oak]

replace #changelogs with #calamitymod.com post announcement

[arctic cliff]

im of the camp that #changelogs should not be retired
i think changelogs are a great way to get people hyped

[deft lily]

well im of the camp that you are WRONG!

⛈️

[arctic cliff]

.

[deft lily]

jokes aside i would prefer if updates were posted on the official website but i think that going through the trouble to get rid of the changelog channel would not be worth it, esp since that it would piss a lot of people off.

[polar tide]

people get pissed off if one of us breathes too loudly im kind of tired of that being the reason we can't do Anything

[vivid hemlock]

👆

[thorn pier]

the answer is krill

[polar tide]

what

[thorn pier]

krill

[polar tide]

okay

[thorn pier]

🦐

[deft lily]

i agree that that's true, i just think that the constant loser mentality and latent negativity that radiates from those ppl is pretty childish and immature

but, what else is new

[polar tide]

if we decide to retire the changelogs channel for whatever reason then that is what we will do and if people find a way to get angry about that then like. they can go die or something idc

[deft lily]

-# ...based?

[polar tide]

im in too bad of a mood to try and think of a less harsh way to say that so sorry

[deft lily]

i mean, given how toxic those ppl can be i dont rlly blame you

the cal reddit ppl especially like... 😨

very strange behavior coming from them

[arctic cliff]

i love triangles nickname for these freaks

red nation

[deft lily]

lol?

[deft lily]

the evil radical communist cal redditors......................

[proud plover]

I think that would be awesome (retiring the changelogs channel). I wanna play a new update blind but lack the self control to not look into the changelogs beforehand

Just do it like relogic and release them when the update goes live :3

[wooden blade]

as much as it can be interesting of a change that'll still lead to absolute mass harassment

[proud plover]

Who cares lol

[polar tide]

changelogs channel is extremely redundant anyways considering we have a spoilers channel and a newsletter

[blazing field]

yeah thats what im saying

[wooden blade]

cuz "muh dev dont interact wit da comunity"

"so outta tochy"

[blazing field]

its just such a weird way to deliver teasers and it reeks of ,

a far less professional and oragnized era

[polar tide]

i donttttt careeeeeee

[deft lily]

who gives a fuck about "mass harassment"

[blazing field]

the devbogs and update teasers channels r right there and are wayyy better

[deft lily]

like genuinely

nobody should be cattering to those kinds of ppl in the first place and if they are then thats a problem

[dusk bronze]

changelogs yesterday

[polar tide]

if you're somehow missing the 1 thousand billion other ways we're trying to be transparent with dev and communicate with the community then that's on you

[wooden blade]

idk overnegativity can be borderline hard to carry on if you see a lot of it ngl, but if it doesn't bother as much then yeah who cares lol

[polar tide]

we already do

[arctic cliff]

to be fair, I do get that #spoilers are a better way to provide hype via allowing you to see what is actually written

[polar tide]

like

constantly

[wooden blade]

true

[wooden blade]

aight!

[deft lily]

im convince a lot of ppl who hate calamity havent actually played the mod in like 6-7 years

[arctic cliff]

i just think that actually seeing new written stuff on #changelogs is nice because you get a sense of progress being done on the update, and you get to hear about stuff that doesnt have teasers

and just. wonder.

[dusk bronze]

in how many years...

[arctic cliff]

ponder.

mayhap

even sonder.

[deft lily]

ok that wasn't intentional

like genuinely

[polar tide]

i'm against the idea of letting the hypothetical fear of harassment stop us from doing what we want with our own project considering It Happens Anyway

[wooden blade]

a lot of people who hate calamity are calamity fans who didn't play the mod

[proud plover]

krill this person

[dusk bronze]

this is extremely true

[dusk bronze]

you get a truthnuke

[wooden blade]

holy aura

[arctic cliff]

sadly... its too much for murasama redesign

[dusk bronze]

tbh i would not be sad if the murasama just died

[deft lily]

that or they try and find any evidence imaginable that the entire cal community is a toxic cesspit when in reality they are the toxic part abt it

[dusk bronze]

not saying it should

but i wouldn't care

[thorn pier]

enforcer would be the new murasama 🤔

[wooden blade]

when haters become more toxic than the fans it actually starts to be boring

[dusk bronze]

enforcer already died

[dull heart]

readd it

[thorn pier]

if murasama dies

[dull heart]

as

the reinforcer

[wooden blade]

i see, cancer?

[dusk bronze]

😨

[deft lily]

doze what if i sent you all of the money you need for EoW plush

hypothetically

[thorn pier]

we'd get 2.1.3 tomorrow

[dull heart]

i'd be very surpised

hypothetically

[wooden blade]

i didn't notice that was doze lmao

[deft lily]

[dull heart]

tbh

i should move to a new nickname this ones getting old

and a new pfp

[deft lily]

i agree

[dull heart]

i just need to find a pfp i want to use

i haven't had one i've seen yet

[raw falcon]

are there ever gonna be more exhumes?

[polar tide]

make this your pfp

[vivid hemlock]

terrible.

[raw falcon]

kill it with fire

[thorn pier]

tomorrow

[tropic jolt]

thats more horrible than the hog

[vivid hemlock]

yes

[thorn pier]

hog exhume

[vivid hemlock]

[agile latch]

the red nation..

[lyric trellis]

Blue

[agile latch]

bluddit

[strange cargo]

The fire nation attacked

[vivid hemlock]

chud nation

[agile latch]

true

is red nation still being red nation about brainstorm?

i dont check it much..

[vivid hemlock]

i dont check it at all so idk

[strange cargo]

Nickname: Bulldozer
Pfp: stock image of a bulldozer

[blazing field]

triangular user

[vivid hemlock]

i decided foolishly to check it two weeks ago #instantregret

[blazing field]

oh goody me!

[strange cargo]

Cheese do you wanna see an image that reminded me of you

[blazing field]

sre

sure

[strange cargo]

It didnt save to my phone

Fml

[blazing field]

hell torture .

aw hell naw reddit has a age verification thing now

[strange cargo]

Im gonna go cry

[blazing field]

goodbye my reddita ccount

yes reddit i am a grown woman do i really need to send an id for this

[deft lily]

your first mistake was having a reddit acount in the first place

[strange cargo]

Hell nah

[blazing field]

its fucking reddit dude if it was something actually important sure i understand needing an id

but its fucking reddit

[thorn pier]

this is the only option

[blazing field]

i needed one for the sake of my glorious crusade

[deft lily]

huh

[blazing field]

theres an arab saying

[strange cargo]

I FOUND IT

[deft lily]

whar

[strange cargo]

its not us

But like

[strange cargo]

It reminded me of you bc you had Fih on your profile

[blazing field]

this is a very cheese coded imagine its true

[blazing field]

my glorious crusade

[tropic jolt]

what a calamity

[deft lily]

calamitas gooners are very strange individuals

[strange cargo]

I said “Oop, I will not goon” when I found out she was aroace

[deft lily]

gooners in general are

[blazing field]

the r/calamity gooners will feel my wrath

[strange cargo]

We gotta stay respectful

[blazing field]

except they wont anymore

cuz im not gonna use reddit

cuz im not sending a photo of my id for reddit

theres a limit to how much im willing to do for reddit

keep running little reddit

[agile latch]

horrible stuff might happen soon..

[deft lily]

i can't say calamitas is my favorite cal character without some degenerate mother fucker giving his piece of mind

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-dont-stop-running-little-reddit-dont-stop-running-little-reddit-don't-stop-running-little-reddit-gif-7725721871524721642

[vivid hemlock]

triangle will there be a horrible trailer...

also 22 day of the month

[blazing field]

what a horrible update.

:22:

[vivid hemlock]

[solar hare]

horrilamity releases in 22/22/2222

[blazing field]

the merchant

[strange cargo]

I did hear from John Calamity that he had to put bounties on the hog

He said thats all he was allowed to say

[agile latch]

😶

[vivid hemlock]

i only remembered his because of the fables teaser celebrating the mod being a year old 😭

[vivid hemlock]

horrible...

[agile latch]

do not speak user.. you know too much

[strange cargo]

Me?

[agile latch]

dont speak the horrible tongue

[blazing field]

they got bounties om the fucking hog

🥹

50 dollars for making hog

[agile latch]

did ozzatron say he bountied the horrible hog

[vivid hemlock]

sign my calamity contract

[agile latch]

🥹

[blazing field]

5 dabloons for boar

[agile latch]

cant keep horrible stuff hidden

[strange cargo]

Im gonna get dragged to the fucking basement

[tropic jolt]

the hogvest is bountiful

[strange cargo]

Hogmageddon

[blazing field]

the art of vagueposting

[vivid hemlock]

the hog patch

[blazing field]

hogposting ..

hogstorm

[agile latch]

horrible harvest update coming in 3 weeks

[vivid hemlock]

i love having new tenants

[vivid hemlock]

wholesome!

[blazing field]

oh y fcukign god

[agile latch]

was it on patreon or here?

i assume john calamity is ozzatron user

[strange cargo]

Patreon

[vivid hemlock]

this is just evil

[strange cargo]

Im so cooked

[dusk bronze]

omg patreon leak

[vivid hemlock]

patreon leak???? in the big 26????

[strange cargo]

im gonna be executed

[blazing field]

the air is getting horrible around you

[dusk bronze]

the firing squad is being prepared

[agile latch]

🥹 so it was patreon only

[earnest jewel]

You will be bacon.

[agile latch]

why did you say it here.. becoming old

well its fine

[dusk bronze]

says you 😭

[blazing field]

tbf i feel like the existence of the hog is already common knowledge around these parts

[blazing field]

they dont know of the .... details ... however

[tropic jolt]

who said anything about a beach...

[lyric trellis]

What is the hog, never heard of this obscure reference

[dusk bronze]

beach

[vivid hemlock]

ive gazed far more into the abyss than i shouldve...

[blazing field]

everyime someone makes a old beach joke

[still bluff]

the air is getting hoggy around you

[blazing field]

i remember merkalto

rest in peace mewrkalto

[strange cargo]

The hog? If you want it, I’ll tell you where to find it. Find it. I’ve hidden it in that place!

[blazing field]

its like hes still here with us

[vivid hemlock]

merkalto died at age 200

[deft lily]

bleh

[vivid hemlock]

😢

[dusk bronze]

[agile latch]

yea but it having a bounty..

[strange cargo]

Im sorry

[agile latch]

well whatever

[blazing field]

t5htats funny as fuck though

[dusk bronze]

chat will get buried immediately anyway

[blazing field]

make my fucking boar ill pay you 2 dollars

[dusk bronze]

here

[blazing field]

create my hog

[agile latch]

its more so animate and code my hog

[thorny fjord]

Can we add hog as an emote or sticker after the update?

[agile latch]

hog already sprited

[agile latch]

possible if there is hog demand

[blazing field]

is the green pig we have the horrible hog or the bad piggy

[dusk bronze]

i demand hog

[polar tide]

Hi. I'm glad it was something this inconsequential but for the love of fucking god don't let this happen again

[agile latch]

green pig is the horrible hog

[strange cargo]

I won’t.

I promise.

[blazing field]

bad piggy is gonna bem icroscopic

microorganism swine

[vivid hemlock]

the horrible hog miniboss

[agile latch]

hog bacteria

[thorny fjord]

I would personally like it, but would be put up for a moderator vote. Just making sure to run it by you first as you made the sprite iirc

[dusk bronze]

make this a sticker

[blazing field]

horrible hog miniboss? ❌

horrible hog superboss ✅

[vivid hemlock]

seven bad piggy sentinels

[deft lily]

the air is getting horrible around you

[still bluff]

let there be hogs

[vivid hemlock]

please god no 😭

[blazing field]

what is calamity mod even about

[strange cargo]

The line mentioning the horrible hog fries me every time

[dusk bronze]

calamitous things

[thorny fjord]

I was thinking the front facing one

[dusk bronze]

very true

[vivid hemlock]

this is our vagueposting board it must not become a sticker

[amber egret]

"And thus, the grand and greatest of the Hog commanded, "And now, there shall be Horrible." And thus, there were two."

[blazing field]

dude this hog is so fucking funny

its like

[strange cargo]

Hoglamity

[amber egret]

its our omegadias

[blazing field]

one day triangle decides to resprite piggy cuz its sprite is old -> ???? -> thy kingdom come thy will be done on heaven as thou art on earth hog is coming hog is coming hog is coming

like how did we get here

[strange cargo]

Is this how the ancient ones felt about omegadias?

[amber egret]

im floored @arctic cliff hasnt made a biblical rendition of our lorde

[agile latch]

i did the horrible hog first than the piggy resprite tho

from what i remember

[earnest jewel]

The Divine Swine is already there.

[agile latch]

i made it because i had a dream of calamity mod adding a new enemy that was called bad piggy

[arctic cliff]

hmm

[amber egret]

that is the traitor

[agile latch]

and it was just a green piggy

[thorny fjord]

It was actually foretold about long before, through signs known as hognar

[pearl sentinel]

with this sacred swine i summon

[blazing field]

horrible hog literally came to you in a dream

[amber egret]

the divine swine is the false prophet

[blazing field]

its too powerful

[agile latch]

• the meat item was real already and it needed a obtainment

[amber egret]

horrible hog is the true one

[vivid hemlock]

you arent a true cultist

[agile latch]

its a emoji already in cal dev..

[amber egret]

idk where you're coming from

[strange cargo]

Horrible hog while you take those shrooms from the truffle

[earnest jewel]

You're trying to hog our spotlight.

[strange cargo]

🍅

[vivid hemlock]

you'll see

[dull heart]

does this mean i should make realm ravager inflict a summon tag that does 25 tag damage

[dull heart]

because this happened in a dream i had

[amber egret]

the gun?

[dull heart]

yes

[pearl sentinel]

hotline miami talking head

[agile latch]

still need to get cd music user to make the official calamity mod bad piggies theme remix

[dusk bronze]

wait that's real????? 😭

[agile latch]

imagine the users waiting for the next cd music user post to be exos or boss rush and then its just

bad piggies remix

(it isnt real.. but it would be peak)

[tropic jolt]

🙂‍↕️

[blazing field]

its gotta be made real

@pseudo vector please bro.

we need this bro.

[vivid hemlock]

triangle you need to do this

[strange cargo]

A certain foolish date

[dusk bronze]

@pseudo vector make the official calamity mod bad piggies theme remix

[hushed hazel]

calamity mod bad piggies remix as trailer music for the horrible hog update would be so good

[vivid hemlock]

time's ticking

[pearl sentinel]

bad piggies remix with calamity bells 😭

[deft lily]

lol?

[amber egret]

we love tubulars

[strange cargo]

That would be calamitous

[blazing field]

PLEASE 🥹

cdmusic bro we need you please.

[agile latch]

xeroc motif on bad piggies theme

[strange cargo]

No we love tubers

[earnest jewel]

Menacing motif Bad Piggies.

[strange cargo]

Like potatoes

[dusk bronze]

peam

[vivid hemlock]

“The time has come. Soon, the bell shall ring. A new world will come. Rise, my hogs. Rise and serve me. I am hog and swine. Horror and divinity.”

[deft lily]

Terraria Calmaity Mod Music - "Horrible Piggies" - Theme of Horrible Hog

[pulsar cobalt]

hog

[tropic jolt]

feral drooling hog reaction

[deft lily]

This is going to be a horrible night...

[earnest jewel]

'Fast Bacon Breaker', theme of Swine Supreme.

[dusk bronze]

burden breaker revived as bacon breaker

it only works if you're constantly eating bacon

[strange cargo]

Good thing I have journey mode

[earnest jewel]

You also have heart disease.

[dull heart]

burden baker

[agile latch]

btw if the users pay attention

[strange cargo]

No, you do. You’re looking in the mirror.

[pseudo vector]

[agile latch]

dia alcohol resprite has a horrible thing in it

[amber egret]

"Increases your maximum movement speed by 1 for each Bacon-like item you eat
Delicious Meat instead lowers this by 1, and Disgusting Meat puts it to the power of 2"

[agile latch]

(the post in calart)

[dusk bronze]

hog update

[strange cargo]

Hogdate

[tropic jolt]

do you think people worry about us

[blazing field]

CDMusic.

[earnest jewel]

My heart is not exposed, I'll have you know. I'm sorry you're built like Tyrant from Resident Evil.

[strange cargo]

No

[agile latch]

cd music bad piggies remix

[amber egret]

using the bacon breaker and eating a ton of delicious meat to get 1 mph max

[blazing field]

I am coming for you.

[tropic jolt]

are we still sane

[dusk bronze]

oh my god

[amber egret]

we need not sanity where we're going

[dull heart]

bacon baker vs disgusing meat

[dusk bronze]

oh my hog

[strange cargo]

You will bite your tongue next time you eat

[amber egret]

pure bacon grease

[tropic jolt]

its hogs all the way down

[agile latch]

yea bacon oil

[dusk bronze]

name it pure bacon grease it's funnier

[agile latch]

nah its bacon oil

[dull heart]

bacon oil is better

[agile latch]

its p fun ingame though

[dull heart]

for reasons i will not elaborate on

but it does make more sense

[amber egret]

"Can be used to douse various "tasty" worms in grease... to better or worse effect"

[blazing field]

oh i know what this is

😶

[agile latch]

[dull heart]

me too wow

[grim pecan]

no way me too

[dusk bronze]

oh i see

[blazing field]

no you don't. sorry

[strange cargo]

Guys i know too

(What do we know)

[blazing field]

doze and triangle known but you specifically don't

for no reason in particular

you just don't. i said so

[earnest jewel]

Of course, it's that thing.

[amber egret]

using this on a truffle worm makes Duke Hogron who does not stop dashing while performing projectile attacks
using this on a bloodworm summons The First Hog, who is old duke but with infinite stamina and same as above

[blazing field]

bacon oil is a crafting material

[amber egret]

see i was right

[pulsar cobalt]

does bacon oil give u flight during rain because oil floats on water

[blazing field]

you use it to make the new hog flamethrower

[earnest jewel]

Dear hog...

[vivid hemlock]

bacon oil is the key to the hog realm

[blazing field]

the hog flamethrower instantly kills any swine-adjacent enemies

[strange cargo]

These are lies

[blazing field]

including pigrons, old duke, duke fishron, sharkrons, piggy, etc

[dusk bronze]

oil floats on hog
wait for it to hog
cover yourself in hog
hog

[strange cargo]

Lies from a false prophet

[dull heart]

use it to light the portal to the baconether

[blazing field]

the end? ❌
the pig ✅

[strange cargo]

Bacon oil (said like flint n steel)

[blazing field]

thats the new calamity subworld

[thorny fjord]

Don't tell anyone, but the horrible hog actually unlocks the gog biome

[blazing field]

its been kept a secret

[amber egret]

no....

[blazing field]

distortion and dragon aerie were actually red herrings

[polar tide]

i want frencgh fries

[pulsar cobalt]

wat about the scraggler

[blazing field]

The Pig is where you'll fight devourer of gods

[pulsar cobalt]

make some

[polar tide]

i'll spoil something if one of you buys me dairy queen

[strange cargo]

Hmmm

Tempting

[pulsar cobalt]

wat if like

[blazing field]

i'll not spoil anything if one of you buys me dairy queen

because im not a developer

i do want food though

food's nice

[agile latch]

😶

sorta..

[thorny fjord]

Sorry, even we can't add him back after the insensitive things he said

[pulsar cobalt]

someone just orders a sauce packet

[agile latch]

wont talk more, you will need to wait for the horrible date

[blazing field]

the horrible day

[agile latch]

the horriblest day

[strange cargo]

Let me check my wallet

[polar tide]

then no spoiler

[blazing field]

horrible trailer soon surely

[grave geyser]

this is somehow worse than sso brainrot

[pulsar cobalt]

well u never specified what u wanted from dairy queens

just that u wanted smthn from it

[dull heart]

correct

[polar tide]

chicken strip basket meal + m&m blizzard

[blazing field]

i read that as m&m lizard

bro eating a whole ass lizard made of chocolate

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/i-wonder-whats-for-dinner-lizard-gif-6098160905283822169

[blazing field]

the new calmaity boss, m&m scourge

[grim pecan]

please get chicken from anywhere other than dairy queen

[polar tide]

No

i LIKE The chicken tenders from Dairy queen

[dusk bronze]

no dairy queen chicken strips are absolutely fucking goated

[pulsar cobalt]

is it bad ive never been to a dairy queen

[dusk bronze]

tf are you on

[polar tide]

got a PROBLEM with that LIBERAL

[grim pecan]

what is wrong with you people

[polar tide]

theyre so fuckinf juicy

so good

[pulsar cobalt]

ive done nothing :c

[strange cargo]

I love the honey bbq dq tenders

[polar tide]

ugh im just making myself hungrier

[blazing field]

dairy queen dosent exist here

isnt that fucked up

brzil land

[deft lily]

Dq is kinda mid im ngl

[dull heart]

L

[pulsar cobalt]

go eat then

[dusty tinsel]

Wax mmmmm

[dull heart]

now i want steak n shake

i haven't had any since i lived in ohio

[agile latch]

what is dairy queen..

[dusty tinsel]

What if I melted your shake

[agile latch]

🦈

[deft lily]

ohio!?!?!?!?!?!?

[pulsar cobalt]

fast food chain

[arctic cliff]

why is the background amidias colored

[dusty tinsel]

Husband of burger King

[deft lily]

hello fellow ohio citizen

[strange cargo]

Lmao

[pulsar cobalt]

😨

[polar tide]

no

hcange it back

husband is correct

[pulsar cobalt]

hog night,,,

[agile latch]

hognar

[polar tide]

taking away my fire react until you correct it

[agile latch]

[dusty tinsel]

Dairy Queen is peak

[deft lily]

false

[agile latch]

given fire react

[polar tide]

loser

[dull heart]

the "D" in DQ is for drag...

[strange cargo]

Someone make this into the hog please

[deft lily]

dairy queer...?

[strange cargo]

It’d be so funny

[dusty tinsel]

Correct it to what

[blazing field]

this is horrible

[dusty tinsel]

Oh

[vivid hemlock]

but its the truth

[polar tide]

get woker

[dusty tinsel]

Dairy Queen is the husband of burger King

[dull heart]

burger king and dairy queen but what about

[strange cargo]

Carny, giratina is evil

[deft lily]

arby's

[floral yew]

drag on quest

[blazing field]

vegeatble grandfather

[dull heart]

Salad Chancellor

[dusty tinsel]

I fixed the original message

[strange cargo]

Chancellor has a bad connotation in my mind

[polar tide]

good

[blazing field]

when ir ead chancellor all i can think of is the ouncellor from lorax

[polar tide]

the counselor from the lorax

[dull heart]

they listen to the trees

[blazing field]

isnt it ouncelor

i am the lorax

[dusty tinsel]

Ouncelor gonna sell your trees for profit

[blazing field]

i speak for the trees

this reminds me

did you guys know i had a dnd character years ago that was a big muscular triceratops man nad his name was lorax

[strange cargo]

I think of that guy

[polar tide]

the bouncer from the lorax

[strange cargo]

Woa

[dull heart]

is it not spelled onceler / once-ler wait

[blazing field]

his gimmick was that he really liked woodcarving and was like a pokemon in that everytime he got in a fight he'd scream "I AM LORAX"

might be the most stupid fucking character ive ever made ever

[dull heart]

ok i'm not crazy it is Onceler

[dusty tinsel]

dungeons and dragons calamity version

[dull heart]

some promo materials have as once-ler but like

[dusty tinsel]

the bbeg is yharim

[dull heart]

the original book is onceler

[pulsar cobalt]

meow

[polar tide]

meow

[dull heart]

because he's a has-been