calamity-update-talk

[dull heart]

Ok then this is super easy to do

yeah

I can do that then

[pulsar cobalt]

its just annoying when there isnt one for when its being used since sometimes u might want to preserve ur dash for the extra damage

i have many a time i couldve safely ended it early but instead took unnecessary damage because i didnt know how long it wouldve stayed up for

[polar tide]

i genuinely miss nfts (compared to the current situation with ai) and i would give anything to go back

[solemn crest]

I hope the ai bubble finally bursts soon

[polar tide]

at least nfts weren't threatening lives. at least nfts weren't replacing human interaction. at least nfts weren't being pushed on you in academia. at least you could use a web browser without a button to buy an nft being shoved in your face. at least nfts weren't being unavoidably integrated into every fucking website and app. at least nfts w

^AT LEAST NFTS WEREN'T BEING USED TO MAKE THINGS SO EVIL THAT MY MESSAGE WAS INITIALLY BLOCKED FOR MENTIONING THEM AND I HAD TO EDIT IT OUT

[solemn crest]

Machine learning should only be used for data analysis and I will die on this hill

Gen AI does nothing productive

Language models are extremely pointless

[craggy wagon]

at least nfts were really funny. ai just makes me sad

[polar tide]

nfts WERE funny they were like the cybertrucks of the internet

[pearl sentinel]

I been hacked . All my apes gone. I been sold please.

[polar tide]

ALL MY APES

GONE

[solemn crest]

Are you saying we can’t make fun of ai enthusiasts 🤔

Sorry

Ai slop

[craggy wagon]

no we can its just that the situation with ai has just become sad and worrying. nfts were just all around funny

[polar tide]

^this

[solemn crest]

I will never understand how people need ai bruh

[craggy wagon]

nfts can't get you convicted for no good reason for crimes you didn't commit

[young notch]

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-dbd-dead-by-daylight-true-truth-nuke-gif-13590500177919059804

[craggy wagon]

i could not be a teacher dude. chatgpt is a plague

[polar tide]

when nfts were big there was never a fucking point where you'd be looking at a regular image and be wondering "is this secretly an nft"

[solemn crest]

That is true

[young notch]

Companies were still trying to do NFT shit and hop on the trend, but it was much more pathetic

and they dropped that shit much quicker

But there were still concerns about the environment because of crypto mining and stuff

[vocal kelp]

hey i mean they tried it just didn't catch on because the uses for a token just couldn't be properly integrated into societal structure fast and massively enough to justify it

[craggy wagon]

i think part of the reason why gen ai latched on so fast was because it didn't require spending obscene amounts of money on a picture of an ape

[vocal kelp]

also yeah the cost was on the user

ai corrected that! now it's all on the investors 😊

[solemn crest]

But see it’s ok bc we NEED to make money for the shareholders, so that’s why it’s in everything

🙃

[craggy wagon]

is this just calaAImity-update-talk now

[tropic jolt]

calamity is the first terraria mod made with grok

[craggy wagon]

okay that actually freaks me out too. there's SO MANY MODS MADE WITH AI NOW

[young notch]

FabGPT, make me a new boss

[twin juniper]

Post xeroc primordial fishron super boss

[pearl sentinel]

all my apes . ai .

[young notch]

That is where we diverge. I love hopemaxxing.

[craggy wagon]

yeah it sucks ass. ai sucks and i wish every data center on the planet a very blow the hell up

i do my best to hopemax

[pearl sentinel]

life is lifegem

[craggy wagon]

save me silly fictional characters on my pc... save me....

[tropic jolt]

🐗

[polar tide]

i believe in hopemaxxing im just so fucking tired

[tropic jolt]

the hogs win if we do that

[young notch]

That’s okay boss

Sometimes we need to detox so we may win the war

[twin juniper]

The air is getting horrible around you

[young notch]

I do what I love, I surround myself with people who believe in what I do, and I remember there are nations that are smarter than the US

[strange cargo]

Ive genuinely considered it

[drowsy ermine]

anahitaa so damn Annoying she wont drop her summon staff

[young notch]

Okayyyyy that’s enough of this topic now

[strange cargo]

Okay

[young notch]

Calamity update!

[strange cargo]

Sorry

[tropic jolt]

where

[craggy wagon]

wow! i like the new Greatsword of Judgement line!

[drowsy ermine]

i like you

[craggy wagon]

i missed the old Ark of the Elements/Cosmos im so glad to have it back

[polar tide]

i see now why i dont make jokes like that in here. deleting it sorry

[thorn pier]

what on earth

[drowsy ermine]

wat

[polar tide]

the first time i saw this sticker i was really tired and the joke didnt register to me at all and i just sort of accepted that this was some kind of weird reaction image iwth a calamity sword for no reason

[strange cargo]

Sorry for killing the vibe, I won’t talk about it anymore

[polar tide]

its fine

[craggy wagon]

oh my god im so glad i wasnt the only one

i just htought it was silly meme to conincide with the Earth rework. no its a pun

[tropic jolt]

what on the earth

[young notch]

I didn’t get it either but I still thought it was funny

[thorn pier]

what on the tip of earth

[tropic jolt]

alright now we need a weapon called that sink

[fathom girder]

What on earth...

[thorn pier]

lets sink about this

[young notch]

Wanna know the other sticker that I put up a vote for that got passed at the same time as the what on earth sticker tho

[tropic jolt]

this topic is not so shrimple

[young notch]

This one can be universally understood

[craggy wagon]

im so glad i ordered this plush

[tropic jolt]

cyborg

[craggy wagon]

he looks so dumb but in a funny way

[pearl sentinel]

all my apes added.

[cunning sequoia]

my fat shrimp posture chud husband

[solemn crest]

Clamamiy

[polar tide]

wish i was hugging a draedon plush so fucking bad rn fuck everything

[tropic jolt]

his time will come

[polar tide]

before draeplush was a real thing it was something i wanted so fucking bad that i made multiple drawings about it

[hushed hazel]

He is Coming

[polar tide]

draeeeeeeeeedonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[cunning sequoia]

may cannot come any sooner

[arctic cliff]

devil may cry 7 confirmed

[tropic jolt]

draedon may arrive

[blazing field]

xeroc plush tmr

yharim plush tmr

desert scourge neck plush thingy tmr

[tropic jolt]

I would cry if they made a xeroc plush

[cunning sequoia]

aureus plush RIGHT NOWWW

[tropic jolt]

bro isnt even in the mod

[blazing field]

wholesome chungus plush tmr

[polar tide]

my ultimate goal in life

[vivid hemlock]

dog plush in hell waiting for his redesign

[blazing field]

dog plush enver

reason: idojt like him

[tropic jolt]

send $6480 so I can get DoG plush

[dull heart]

send me mon

[blazing field]

send me money so i can pay my bills

[polar tide]

sometimes i realize all over again that im legit in the position to be making a lot of the first official yharim Things (like merch) and i start rotating at dangerous speeds

[tropic jolt]

on which axis do you rotate

[blazing field]

yharim plush is kinda inevitable i think like

hes the one "Lore character" that can def get one very easily

[dull heart]

bro became Galaxia: Phoenix Pride

[blazing field]

even without him being ingame everyone knows him

[lyric trellis]

Inevitable like Yharim himself…

[grave rock]

Hi hi meow

[tropic jolt]

at least hes on the title screen

[polar tide]

the y axis (for yharim)

i want yharim plush And yharim figurine because my greed is immeasurable

[rare tinsel]

I missed the draedon plush and I’m still regretting it

I got a Quivern and Chillet plush though

[earnest jewel]

We must turn all war criminals into marketable plushies.

[lyric trellis]

It’s pretty fun how there’s the current Cal big 3 as plushies and then there’s Signus

[blazing field]

calamity figurine line would go very hard

[blazing field]

sigma ..

[earnest jewel]

Well obviously people want Signus, they're like, the second best boss in the trilogy.

[lyric trellis]

Second best what an honor

[tropic jolt]

the trilogy that consists of two mini bosses and a literal mere object

[earnest jewel]

Yeah, that one.

Got chosen over Worm #83 and a door.

[lyric trellis]

My favorite character is the door

[fierce hearth]

Soaking him in milk in my mind

[rare tinsel]

signut!!!!!!

[polar tide]

when we have yharim plush (and YES this is a WHEN) we will make a promotional video like this with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niigKMHGnPI

[rare tinsel]

YES

end it with him on a dartboard

[fierce hearth]

The loud slurp right before the end

Anyway I'm gonna whip him off high ledges

[deft lily]

just be rich clearly

if your homeless just buy a house

if your drowning just learn to swim in the heat of the moment

[tired adder]

make yharim transformer

[polar tide]

yharim car

has there ever been a calamity itasha and if not i hope to see one someday

[tired adder]

like imagine this, but in auric gold

although this guy is mostly spaceship, not a car...

...yharim jet?

[fierce hearth]

Yharim transforms into a hanburger

Or perhaps a hog

[tired adder]

sure

[blazing field]

hey developers can we get a new spoiler about the upcoming new boss

thanks

[vivid hemlock]

super hog

[fathom girder]

Uber hog

[pearl sentinel]

miner 49er from scooby doo

[distant raft]

second good post in cut

??????

why did he explode

[cunning sequoia]

100 ways to kill yoshi yharim

[strange cargo]

Im crying is this real?

Why would he explode? He was just a guy

[cunning sequoia]

yes this is how carny looks like irl

[tropic jolt]

green = the next update is old duke rework

[strange cargo]

You know what else is green…

[tropic jolt]

[cunning sequoia]

something quite. horrible.

[azure oak]

reworked ravager boss fight is becoming green and getting a ddr section

[polar tide]

I am going to dance for you

[strange cargo]

Carny: 1
Israel: 0

[dapper yarrow]

Anyone can help me with the Brain firght I'm playing deathmode rogue class

[pearl sentinel]

Type of shit Scott cawthon was making in 2004

[solar hare]

yharim

[strange cargo]

Yharim is next boss confirmed!

Put it in the futures doc

[solar hare]

out in the next update which releases in 46 minutes

[strange cargo]

Is the horrible hog coming too?

[lapis oak]

46 minutes?

[solar hare]

we replaced him with a wondorous worm

[strange cargo]

You will pay for this transgression.

[solar hare]

man

how much

[strange cargo]

At least $2

[cunning sequoia]

trans???

congrats on the transition Done

[strange cargo]

You too can become trans

[dull heart]

but can I become train

choo choo

[strange cargo]

I can’t make you autistic because you probably are already

[dull heart]

calamity needs trains

[dull heart]

tbh I'm very much not sure

[tribal isle]

calamitas clone rides a train

[strange cargo]

Mod that turns DoG into a subway train

[tribal isle]

why do a place for trains and a sandwich joint share a name

[blazing field]

this migth be the best video ever

[deft lily]

hi! Im the green alien!

👽

[tropic jolt]

aliens in my calamity mod

[deft lily]

yes

[solar hare]

thanks

[zealous ruin]

Please More bosses for pre hardmode

[lapis oak]

ok I will add 500 more bosses for pre hardmode

[tropic jolt]

💀

[strange cargo]

You will love it when evil2 leaves prehm and so does slime god

[zealous ruin]

[tropic jolt]

the evil lore nerds will stop the latter from happening

[blazing field]

the lore nerds want it 😭

[strange cargo]

Yeah

[tropic jolt]

are you sure

[pulsar cobalt]

im pretty sure the lore nerds are the people who want it the most in the entire playerbase

[strange cargo]

Its in the doc

[vivid hemlock]

if this doesnt happen i will cast a curse on all calamity devs past present future

[lyric trellis]

SG turning into QS truly is the most “this lore was written retroactively” thing in the mod, so glad it’ll be able to change eventually

Alongside “evil2 unlocks the sky ore because dragons”

[tired adder]

isn't pre-hm calclone scrapped or something?

[pulsar cobalt]

no

[rotund venture]

Personally am against the SG clone swap

[amber egret]

i personally like sg to qs

[rotund venture]

Weakest god being prehardmode feels right

[amber egret]

also i dont wanna use purified gel for my cores of gelamity

[rancid pagoda]

likely going to streamline materials even more, maybe cores of calamity will also get poofed

[lyric trellis]

First and only person to think about cores of calamity in this situation

Core already uses ectoplasm so it’s not like it’d have to stop using ashes (or just remove ashes from it)

[high scaffold]

Me too

[high scaffold]

Calamity after 10 updates: "removed all calamity crafting materials"

[tropic jolt]

calamity boss progression: slime god, wall of flesh, slime god again

lmao

[fathom girder]

I can't wait for calclone to be prehm

[high scaffold]

A clone of the strongest witch being a punching bag? Yea, no thanks

[tropic jolt]

would it help if she was a clone of a clone (exo mechs)

[fathom girder]

The consequences of being a normal human without the powers of brimstone

Relegated to prehm

[high scaffold]

If it was a flesh idol made in her name and looks empowered by some brimstone I could tolerate

[low elm]

calclone is already a punching bag

a recon robot is stronger than her lo

[tropic jolt]

the clone of the strongest witch is weaker than some plant monster in the jungle... yea, no thanks

[azure oak]

the solution is to vaporize calclone entirely

[fathom girder]

She literally has NO powers

[high scaffold]

Honestly truth

[fathom girder]

What else do you expect

[high scaffold]

Whats the point of calclone in the lore?

[low elm]

it got added so it just exists now

[tropic jolt]

draedon was bored as usual

[azure oak]

she existed before the rewrite and i guess probably also helps showcase how much of a disregard for life draedon has since he's willing to create a replica of a person and then just leave her in a tube when she doesn't meet expectations

[high scaffold]

If the eyeball part is gonna be abandoned with corresponding lore changes, whats will be the point of calclone

[low elm]

being calamitous ig

[fathom girder]

Being a clone of calamitas

[thorn pier]

slime god final boss 👀

[fathom girder]

You're overthinking it

[tropic jolt]

its funny how theres two different calamity addons which make the final boss a slime

[high scaffold]

What if slime god wasnt the actual slime god itself

[azure oak]

hotog aaaaaand?

[thorn pier]

catalyst prob

[tropic jolt]

exodygen is the final boss of CCR I think

[thorn pier]

but its a final hm boss 🤔

[tropic jolt]

maybe that doesnt count

[azure oak]

oh right exodygen

[high scaffold]

Its pre ml broski

[azure oak]

iirc that's from sloome though (or whataver it's called)

[tropic jolt]

oh wait yeah true

different shitpost addon

[thorn pier]

yeah but like

[high scaffold]

How to solve the slime god lore issue, make it an avatar(s) of slime god

[thorn pier]

make the paladin the gods and make the god the paladin

[tropic jolt]

you solve it by making it not a pre hardmode boss

😭

[high scaffold]

Corruption avatars being weaker then hallow avatar (queen slime) because hallow is stronger or som

I can completely understand and tolerate the folly and evil 2 swap

Because those 2 bosses basicaly only have direct drops and aftermath

And then positions of them in progression

[blazing field]

The eyeball part if anything makes her character worse

Atleast imo

Anyways i am in dnd now

so i wont say anything anymore

im changing and growing as a person

[pulsar cobalt]

Cheese.

[vivid hemlock]

keeping clone the eyeball gives more reason to just remove her entirely, but well her lore isnt written with that outdated info in mind so that wont happen

[high scaffold]

Her lore is whos lore? Clone's? Rn its literaly something something calclone in a metal shell or something

Im also negative about the swap because of how different the bosses are

SG drops a material that feels right at its current state and that material has a wide use

[vivid hemlock]

this just feels like a way to justify sg being weak for no reason, and also would mean we wouldnt kill it

[tired adder]

...I am honestly against the idea of purified gel thing

[high scaffold]

Calclone drops a material that is stands at the core of calamity cores and generaly sees much lesser use, and then there is calclone aftermath

[tired adder]

or how its called

because of close it is to wall

like, in general, over time

[high scaffold]

SG and calclone swap as just a swap would cause a cascade of issues that will need to be adressed

[tired adder]

it feels like bosses like SG or star scouter are... limited by being the last pre-hm boss, if that makes any sense

[vivid hemlock]

this shouldnt be a big factor considering both bosses and any content related to them would be reworked

[lyric trellis]

Very confused on what the issues are supposed to be that can’t be easily rectified

[tired adder]

you work harder for their drops, than shadow chest items and hell drops, but they are instantly outclassed in hm just the same

[vivid hemlock]

(also like why wouldnt the materials also be changed when the bosses get remade?)

[high scaffold]

Say calclone and sg swap will happen and materials be changed/removed, then what will happen to say calamity cores or supreme calamitas summoning?

The entire identity of calamity cores is, well, them being tied to calamitas in a way

[amber egret]

star scouter like from thorium?

[tired adder]

yes

[high scaffold]

A powerfull crafting material being a backbone of many crafts

[fathom girder]

Changed and changed

The devs have that power

[lyric trellis]

Both of those can still just use ashes of Calamity?

[amber egret]

also whats with a lot of the late phm bosses being space themed

[lyric trellis]

Retier doesn’t change anything there

[tropic jolt]

meteor

idk

[high scaffold]

A weak stinky pre hm material in post ml?

[fathom girder]

Yeah why not

[pearl sentinel]

Yeah why not

[tropic jolt]

copper shortsword:

[amber egret]

yeah why not !

[cobalt wharf]

this is probably why vanilla reinforces qb deerclops and skeletron being interchangeable

[tired adder]

space doesn't have a boss in vanilla and space already exists as biome (unlike hallow)?

[fathom girder]

Mage uses mana polarizer in endgame builds who cares

[amber egret]

in modded

i shoulda specified

[lyric trellis]

As opposed to a mid hardmode one?

[amber egret]

in modded most often than not the second to last boss in phm is space themed

[pearl sentinel]

Wait until this guy hears about terraspark boots

[amber egret]

living shards and shit like that

[hollow harness]

its because we gotta fill in the gaps of biomes not having bosses

[vivid hemlock]

i mean yeah this mod is ancient and her lore wasnt really thought of back then, especially since clone wont be reworked for a while, but shes being turned into an actual character revolving around dealing with being a clone of another person and creating her own identity, and not being a random who is stuck to a life support machine

[tired adder]

yes. so mods add space boss because there is no space boss

[vivid hemlock]

i dont see how this is like an issue

[high scaffold]

I feel like Im ragebaiting the chat without ever trying or intending to do so

[amber egret]

fighting calclone four times as she gets better with her magicks

[hollow harness]

Keep going

[deft lily]

this convo seems unproductive

[amber egret]

the final "fight" with her is actually against scal and she fights with us

[deft lily]

but thats just me

[amber egret]

source: im from the future

[fathom girder]

The consequences of asking what if questions like this

[tired adder]

it's better than horrible hog

[tropic jolt]

discord conversations are known for being productive

[amber egret]

yes!

[pearl sentinel]

This isnt unintentional rage bait, theres just such a thing has having a bad take and not having a proper justification

[deft lily]

yep

[lyric trellis]

Every convo here is unproductive so yeah

[high scaffold]

Using discord is unproductive in itself

[rose laurel]

Oh my Gooooooood bro

[deft lily]

were all losers!

[rose laurel]

Shut up shut up shut up shut up

[fathom girder]

Roxy hiiii

[rose laurel]

How does every debate that happen in this chat somehow always turns into "this sucks we should stop talking"

[amber egret]

hello roxy

[rose laurel]

Like holy shit man

[amber egret]

some people cannot handle the faintest of animosity

(not an insult, this is just how some are)

[deft lily]

idk i just got here

[lyric trellis]

Why discuss anything online when it’s unproductive, can’t do anything besides grind

[amber egret]

i Personally just vacate if the chat gets Horrible (Hog) but thats just me

[rose laurel]

Then

[hollow harness]

"this debate is unproductive" then moves out to hogposting for the 5th time in the day

[deft lily]

^

[rose laurel]

???????

[amber egret]

okay but like hogposting is

[hollow harness]

Literally

[amber egret]

neutral

its true neutral theres no losing nor winning

[deft lily]

i suppose that is my bad for not back reading prior to typing

[tropic jolt]

hogposting is great

[deft lily]

so my bad

[amber egret]

its a smooth pebble that gives no taste and just goes right through

[pearl sentinel]

I was actually interested in this conversation but everyone went "wow how unproductive discord sucks" so thanks

[lyric trellis]

Entering cal advice talk to tell everyone there it’s unproductive

[vivid hemlock]

its just the same brainrot in this channel but with a different mascot

[amber egret]

we need less hatecore!!! more hopecore!!!!

they added a springboard stepstool!!!!!!

thats awesome!!!!!!!

[deft lily]

one could argue that this remark is unproductive

[fathom girder]

The step stool upgrade tree will do nicely as a wings replacement

[hollow harness]

bountiful harvest -> harvest staff pumpkin
pre-bs -> amidias joker image
post-bs -> hogposting

[tired adder]

it's not horrible hog yet

[lyric trellis]

Anyway yeah, ashes of Calamity can be anywhere in progression I don’t see the issue if it’s just to summon scal

[amber egret]

i do think the jump should be tied to a jump while upon a stool

instead of a keybind

[deft lily]

anyways yeah uhh
current cal clone sucks

[lyric trellis]

🔁

[amber egret]

current cal clone is B tier idk what yall hate

[deft lily]

i do not like cal clone eye

[amber egret]

the fight is fine, its not like

DoG

but its still Good

(not Amazing but Good)

hi CDMusic

[pseudo vector]

i do think the arena addition was an improvement to cal clone

[amber egret]

truke

[deft lily]

agreed

[signal imp]

I like cal clone a lot better now

[tropic jolt]

its okay

[pseudo vector]

it prevented a lot of the things that made her really boring before

[high scaffold]

A massive one at that

[amber egret]

being able to organically change the arenas size depending on attack is Good

[pseudo vector]

doze was the goat for adding that to cal clone

[fathom girder]

Oh 100%

[amber egret]

doze i think is just the goat. <-- period

[fathom girder]

That did a lot for the fight

[amber egret]

at least socially they talk so much and thats really good

[fathom girder]

YES doze is fucken awesome

[deft lily]

its kind of like how current DoG only exists because pre-Brainstorm dog sucked ass and so it was made better for the time being

same case with cal clone

[tropic jolt]

should calamity just let doze make all the bosses

[fathom girder]

Current DoG only exists because of byleth in smash actually

Doze can confirm that

[amber egret]

no bc BoC was awesome

[deft lily]

i hate byleth so much

[fathom girder]

Lmao

[amber egret]

i dont play smash

[lyric trellis]

DoG was so 💔 so glad it’s good finally

[deft lily]

not cuz they are in smash but because i hate playing against them

[amber egret]

how do i phrase my opinion

[cobalt wharf]

we should be talking about the geopolitical state of the world right now

[high scaffold]

Id say that I like reworked BoC over DoG

[amber egret]

if DoG never got reworked again, i would be satiated

when it DOES get reworked, i will be happy

does this sound right

[deft lily]

I ran away from this convo

[dull heart]

hi

[amber egret]

hi doze

can you leak the entire distortion update

[dull heart]

this is true

[high scaffold]

Is it allowed tho?

[tropic jolt]

I hope distortion dog in 50 years keeps a similar fight rhythm to 2.1 dog

[amber egret]

be a real one and smoke this entire DoG sized blunt

[fathom girder]

Such a funny butterfly effect

[dull heart]

storm weaver also caused dog rework

in a different way

[fathom girder]

Oh really

[vivid hemlock]

if final rework dog still has any lasers id boar myself

[fathom girder]

Is this related to your storm weaver mod

[deft lily]

i dip now

bye

[hollow harness]

most likely yes but #general-talk discussion

[lyric trellis]

Please do not discuss geopolitics in Calamity Update Talk I think I would die

[tired adder]

I feel like your lungs wouldn't handle god slayer inferno

[dull heart]

storm weaver -> storm weaver mod -> i get code in cal for tenryu based on storm weaver mod worms -> contribute to calamity via PR -> become dev -> yeah

[tropic jolt]

explode

[high scaffold]

I hope not, the chases below malice are so boring I could fall asleep

[fathom girder]

Funny

[amber egret]

if distortion is not 4 dimensional and uncontrollably shifts i will be Okay with that

(i've made 4 dimensional space make sense)

[tropic jolt]

evil subworld of doom

[fathom girder]

I think lucille would be the one to make distortion actually 4th dimensional

[tired adder]

have you seen 4D miner?

[fathom girder]

Totally doable with the right math

Just imagine taking damage from something that literally does not exist here yet

[tropic jolt]

great

that sounds really fun and engaging

[dull heart]

4d terraria mod would be

crazy

[amber egret]

i mean reasonably its just an extra slider, no

[high scaffold]

Even 3D terraria is crazy enough

[fathom girder]

Like I said, you can legitimately do that
The math and theory is there

[amber egret]

you take 2 dimensions, add a third (background) and then move it around with the slider

[fathom girder]

Unsure exactly, i've just seen simulations that do it

:D

[strange cargo]

Ive seen a video that explains it well

[amber egret]

i mentally put it as a seperate dimension

[polar tide]

e878uyygijghgpyuup0o

[rose laurel]

So true Carny

[amber egret]

like other than xyz its a slider and as that slider moves you also

[fathom girder]

Carny can you see into the fourth dimension

[amber egret]

once you hit the fifth though thats just teleporting

at least in my eyes

[fathom girder]

Fourth dimension is already teleporting

[fathom girder]

I'm not getting a no

[amber egret]

well yeah but you take one 3d spot and walk in the fifth to the second 3d spot

[amber egret]

migraine?

[azure oak]

the distortion should just be ultrakill's fraud layer

[amber egret]

fighting noxus and they put you in The Fucking Gauntlet

[polar tide]

at this point in time i can't know exactly what all the limitations are, but i really really hope when the distortion comes around that we can do some really crazy shit with the visuals

[amber egret]

not The (specifier) Fucking (Evil) Gauntlet (Noun), The Fucking (adjective) Gauntlet (noun)

i should specify

Through The Wringer is a better phrase

[tropic jolt]

fighting ceaseless void and it drops me into 8-3

[polar tide]

i get really excited when i think about visually developing the distortion auuughhh

wont be for like 10 million billion years though

[azure oak]

please make sure to make it an absolutely alien environment that you automatically feel uncomfortable in

[hard copper]

there are no blocks, it’s all circles

[polar tide]

this is the idea yeah

i thinkg ive mentioned this in here before but in my head my biggest inspiration for distortion visuals is yume nikki

[tired adder]

distortion's music should be randomized jumble of existing OSTs

maybe even related to gods DoG ate

[azure oak]

the distortion should have no music, just a low drone sound constantly playing

[lethal kraken]

oh pog

love freaky ass dangerous alien worlds

favorite zone in the new wow expansion is the voidstorm for this reason even if that one is more similar to some previous ones they've already done and not as alien at times

[polar tide]

a small selection of areas that make me think of the distortion

[deft lily]

i think the distortion should add the green alien

when you interact with it it dances

[polar tide]

of course similarly lsd dream emulator is a big inspiration too

[dusty tinsel]

Green alien that instantly kills you

When it finishes dancing

[deft lily]

-# l-l-l-le.. legrid??

[polar tide]

?

[deft lily]

doomsayer

[polar tide]

yeah but how does that relate

to lsd dream emulator

[deft lily]

i might be thinking of something else

idk im too sleep deprived

alex you should kill me

[azure oak]

while evil space world would be neat, the distortion being portrayed as reality having been torn apart and stitched back together would also be cool

[polar tide]

i really would not like the distortion to just be a space world

[azure oak]

evil nonsense world

[polar tide]

now thats more like it

[deft lily]

the evil bullshit lair

[lyric trellis]

Distortion is a space world with a purple filter until further notice

[polar tide]

the distortion's whole premise is that it's essentially a place where reality is so bent out of shape that it had to be shoved into its own pocket dimension

[rose laurel]

There's no real base premise for the Distortion tbh

It's just

Fucked up

[polar tide]

forreal?

[rose laurel]

I mean more like

[polar tide]

free real estate for me to write for it then

[rose laurel]

Ya can't easily define it

[azure oak]

space moves like a fluid and cosmilite is it merely leaking through the seams

[rose laurel]

Tho well

[deft lily]

hm
i would consider myself to be fucked up
this means im the distortion clearly

[tired adder]

how's noxus today?

[deft lily]

fucked up

[tired adder]

no, I mean not "fucked up"

is there really nothing else to say?

[deft lily]

not rlly lol

not much is publicly known about noxus afaik

also im not a lore geek so im like the worst person to ask lore related questions

[polar tide]

cna i help worldbuild for the distortion when the time comes please i am very passionate about it bats my big fucking eyelashes

[rose laurel]

@polar tide

an incomprehensible fissure of broken spacetime which leeches energy from our dimension to sustain itself.

[polar tide]

yaasss

[rose laurel]

This is the main gist

[deft lily]

interesting

[rose laurel]

There's a bunch of shit about it already tbh it's more that like

Saying what the Distortion is is pretty hard

[polar tide]

ik what im saying is i would like to help add to it eventually

[rose laurel]

Yeah sure

[polar tide]

steamhappy

[rose laurel]

Not like we got everything done lol

[polar tide]

i miss my son (leegrid)

[strange cargo]

So its like how billionaires are leeching from society huh

[polar tide]

what

[tropic jolt]

big distortion is stealing money and getting a tax cut while doing so

despicable

[tired adder]

so you want to say that noxus is essentially elon musk?

[strange cargo]

Big distortion is leeching energy from the world

To sustain itself

But likely takes more energy than it needs

[tired adder]

I feel like there is obvious joke

but no one wants to hear it because it is tired as fuck

[tropic jolt]

draedonGPT generate me a joke that CUT will love

[dull heart]

ur mom

[hollow root]

If there are ever gonna be more worm bosses added in the future, the hardware resource usage of some accessories has got to be better optimized. Tried the boss rush with true melee and had to sit through 5 real-life minutes of EoW at 2 fps. Don't know if it's better with other classes (it's definitely not as bad using non-true melee weapons), but i also don't have the patience I imagine is needed to test them out

[fierce hearth]

The distortion is a yummy leech

Puts a bow on it

[hasty ledge]

Hi, how to get sunken sea encrypted schematic after update?

[dull heart]

Turn off warbanner visuals and it might help

[hasty ledge]

before it looked different, and it was in chest

now there is only one chest, and no schematic

[dull heart]

Same way, sunken sea lab

[polar tide]

there are still two chests in the lab

[fierce hearth]

There should be two chests

[hasty ledge]

there is not

[fierce hearth]

And it still looks the same as far as I know

[hasty ledge]

3 worlds created, 0

[polar tide]

did you miss the second one. it's in a tank full of water

[hasty ledge]

how it looks now

how it looked before

[hasty ledge]

OH JESUS

[fierce hearth]

LMAO

[polar tide]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[pearl sentinel]

This is the first time ive seen the new labs theyre a really big improvement wow

[dull heart]

that's a REALLY bad spot for the important chest item to be in

what the heck

[hasty ledge]

OMG XDD

thank you

i created 3 worlds

[fierce hearth]

I actually missed it the first time too

[dull heart]

why was that put there that's so bad

[strange cargo]

Say you swear if it was a snake it would’ve bit you

[fierce hearth]

It really needs to be illuminated or moved

[strange cargo]

I would have missed it too tbh

[dull heart]

A new player not knowing schematics exist is not finding that

[polar tide]

the contents of it should be moved to the more visible one i agree

[hasty ledge]

real

[fierce hearth]

Especially bc the SS schematic is meant to be the first one you find

[strange cargo]

Just something like a jellyfish to make it visible would help

[polar tide]

wait this is cute

[fierce hearth]

Jellyfish block will change the world

[tropic jolt]

what the fuck 😭

[hollow root]

THAT WAS THE FUCKING ONE

[fierce hearth]

This is not a joke I hope the jellyfish block becomes a staple of SS related shrine worldgen

[strange cargo]

I dont want a jellyfish block

[fierce hearth]

It's in vanilla

Too late

[strange cargo]

I just want a living jellyfish

[strange cargo]

What… No… This can’t be!

[fierce hearth]

I love the jellyfish block :)

My friend

[arctic cliff]

honestly i think this can be fixed solely by adding a glowmask to these chests

[fierce hearth]

Something that really annoys me and I hope eventually gets changed is that the vernal soil is not a true jungle block so regular underground enemies spawn in the Pass

[arctic cliff]

like its just that simple, make it glow

[strange cargo]

Is that why they spawn there

[fierce hearth]

Yes

[strange cargo]

I was wondering why

[fierce hearth]

Jungle enemies spawn on mud and jungle grass

Also all platforms are considered neutral blocks which is why generic underground or surface enemies spawn on them

[strange cargo]

Ah

[polar tide]

i wish i was petting my cat rn

[fierce hearth]

Honestly if it weren't for the giant plantera bulbs I feel like vernal soil is a really random and pointless addition to the mod

The jungle already has so much shit why did we give it fancy dirt

[polar tide]

i have no idea what the point of vernal soil is

or why it was added

[fierce hearth]

🐴?

[dull heart]

to grow giant plantera bulbs

[polar tide]

i see

[fierce hearth]

We already have the portabulb and if the vernal pass was made of mud then natural bulbs would spawn in it

[tropic jolt]

why not just let the player grow regular plantera bulbs

[polar tide]

im guess its if you want to like. use the giant bulbs for... build... purposes?

[hollow harness]

its just a plantera arena made on worldgen so you don't have to (its not like making a plantera arena is the hardest thing ever

just bomb it

[fierce hearth]

Having 3 distinct plantera summoning methods and 1 adds a pointless block that fucks up jungle spawns in what would otherwise be a wonderful farming location is really stupid

[lyric trellis]

The true solution is removing portabulb

[arctic cliff]

yknow how perennial is planned to become "bark" basically?

what if it grows exclusively on vernal soil

[dry whale]

people can build with literally anything

[polar tide]

if this was the idea i'd kind of rather there be non functional decorative versions of them

[rancid pagoda]

why tho, what purpose does the portabulb have then

[dry whale]

its surprising how Everything Ever can be used in a build

[fierce hearth]

Personally I don't understand the placement of perennial ore. HM already is so crowded with armor sets and the role perennial has is being outdone by the vanilla utility armor upgrades

[hollow harness]

add giant plantera bulbs to the rubblemaker 🚎

[arctic cliff]

i know that there was ideas for a perennial biome that would be a replacement for the vernal pass but well

[fierce hearth]

I hope we lose all the perennial armor except the tank set

[arctic cliff]

no

stop

just stop right there

[tropic jolt]

I like the giant bulbs but why do they need their own block to grow on

is this a result of vanilla code fuckery

[arctic cliff]

anyhow i think portabulb would be much cooler if instead of directly spawning plantera it instead allowed you to place plantera bulbs

[polar tide]

if we need giant plantera bulbs to be obtainable by the player for whatever reason we should have like an Evil Seed that lets you do that or some shit

[arctic cliff]

im pretty sure someone else came up with this idea, probably a dev, but yea

[fierce hearth]

I love the headgear too but the mining armor upgrade in vanilla makes it a wasteful crowding of an already crowded period of the game, and I think it over-trivializes exploration

[arctic cliff]

what are you talking about its not wasteful

its literally an exploration armor thats actually in hardmode

[hollow root]

IT DIDN'T WORK

[fierce hearth]

Again when we get 1.4.5 compat, we will have hardmode utility armors

[hollow root]

I think Earth in particular might just be very poorly optimized for worms

[tropic jolt]

idea so good vanilla copied it

[polar tide]

i dont like perennial for the sole fact that we already have uelibloom armor and chlorophyte armor and silva armor it just feels like too much plants. too much plants

[fierce hearth]

And it does everything so well that imo it should be post-ML

[polar tide]

it is. i have experienced it

[tropic jolt]

I dont like perennial or eulibloom and I think they should both be killed

[desert garnet]

doesnt uelibloom is being killed?

[arctic cliff]

honestly tho the real cool idea would be to rework the armors to be upgrades of existing armors, if you so thoroughly despise them

perennial tank is honestly the one that can be disposed off ngl

[fierce hearth]

If that happens then it definitely should be either post-golem or post-ml rather than post-plantera

[arctic cliff]

because well

[rancid pagoda]

I just want a combo of mining armor and marnite armor

[arctic cliff]

we have turtle armor alr, and post golem you get beetle armor

although perennial tank is all-class

[fierce hearth]

True, but those are also specifically melee, reaver is all class

Yeah

[pulsar cobalt]

turtle is pretty shit for tanking

and just

shit in general

[arctic cliff]

but anyhow i dont think you should literally throw away the other perennial armors

[polar tide]

the best thing i can say about perennial is that its pretty

[agile latch]

He wont be insectoid or have multiple limbs

[arctic cliff]

they are, if anything, really unique

[agile latch]

The one that would have some bug elements is dogma ( 4 arms )

[polar tide]

i like how big veins of it have little pink flower

[fierce hearth]

I think the perennial armors are all kind of ass not in concept but in their placement in the game and aesthetically bc we have 3 plant armors

[arctic cliff]

they're not the annoying standard 5 class-based armor sets

they're 3 all-class armor sets that focus more on ultilty

that is cool for an ore armor set

[fierce hearth]

I think with 1.4.5 compat they should be placed later in progression and have their aesthetic changed to match

[arctic cliff]

ever wonder why literally every ore armor set has plans to be cut down to only have a select few classes

ya

[strange cargo]

They’re going to be killed

[dull heart]

there is no plans to murder any reaver set afaik

[arctic cliff]

LOL

[strange cargo]

I thought perennial was getting killed?

[agile latch]

Reaver is the one that is going to be the most kept

[dull heart]

as a bar yes

[agile latch]

The weapons though, dead

And bar

[strange cargo]

I can see why the stuff is getting kept tho

[dull heart]

that doesn't mean all items are dying

[fierce hearth]

The mining set upgrade will be too close to reaver headgear and reaver headgear is so unbelievably better and significantly easier to obtain than mining armor

[strange cargo]

Never used reaver stuff but it seems cool enough

[dull heart]

reaver armor, viral sprout, vexation are the ones I'd imagine will live

[agile latch]

One is post 1 mech, other is post plant

[arctic cliff]

viral sprout should not go away

[fierce hearth]

That's like 1 sneeze apart

[arctic cliff]

if it does im tossing half the devteam into the yasur volcano

[agile latch]

Its like 6 bosses a part and a lot of exploration

[strange cargo]

Viral sprout cant go away bc of virid vanguard

The early parts of hardmode are def some of the longest

Most dense is def post-golem though

[arctic cliff]

what if

[agile latch]

The sets wont be the same anyway

When reworked

[arctic cliff]

fuck, we have abigail's flower

hmmm

[fierce hearth]

If the sets are being changed then any discussion doesn't matter anyway lmao

[polar tide]

mrrp mrrrr

[fierce hearth]

Hi kitty

[arctic cliff]

you could make viral sprout be found growing in the grass (in whatever vernal pass becomes in the future), like how abigail's flower is found growing near tombstones

[fierce hearth]

Gives you evil kibbles and bits

[dull heart]

post 1 mech miner upgrade vs post plant reaver is like

yeah that's a fine gap

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-eat-cat-eating-kitten-kitten-eat-gif-27051616

[fierce hearth]

I understand why the progression stops there since pickaxes become so powerful that it's really easy to hit the absolute limit of mining speed (1 block per tick)

[tired adder]

because ultimately multiclass ore sets are very restrictive in their stat and gameplay design?

[agile latch]

Reaver isnt a mining set anyway, it will be more of general utility

[arctic cliff]

i know the plan is to combine terra set with reaver set, and since terra weapons are largely upgrades to existing prior weapons, you could make reaver armors upgrade from similar armor set

[dull heart]

it is a general utility set already tbh

[agile latch]

I would guess if you want to minmax only mining, mining armor v2 could still be better

[dull heart]

reaver is the best abyss set in the game, for example

[fierce hearth]

Yeah it's a general exploration set

I forget what the last reaver set even does

[dull heart]

mobility

[fierce hearth]

Isn't it like, movement focused?

[agile latch]

Its 3 sets right

[hollow root]

If you’re a coward. Use Omega Blue

[strange cargo]

I always just run whatever armor is on tier and use accs for abyss

[agile latch]

Tank/regen, mobility and utility

Tank reaver beloved

[dull heart]

accs aren't nearly as powerful as reaver explore is

[agile latch]

Saved me from having to farm shroomite

[dull heart]

reaver explore gives way better abyss light, air refill mid-abyss, reduced breath loss

[polar tide]

i remember cd was complaining to me about how difficult death golem is and i beat it in one try with tank reaver lol

[strange cargo]

Maybe ill give reaver a shot in my next run

[hollow root]

What does tank need with Shroomite?

[fierce hearth]

Take damage deal damage

[strange cargo]

Cd does music, be nice

[tired adder]

that's the idea to move reaver explore into

[arctic cliff]

I think making reaver miner be a combination of prospector armor and Marnite or some other building armor set would be neat

[polar tide]

what do you mean by this

[tired adder]

depth cells/lumenyl armor set

[hollow root]

Ceaseless Doid

[dull heart]

reaver also already does give good building boosts!

like it just already kinda does all that

[strange cargo]

More focused on music than gameplay I would assume

[rancid pagoda]

it's a bit too much of an everything armor

[polar tide]

he's a tester for the mod

[strange cargo]

Oohh cdmusic is?

[fierce hearth]

Yeah it's literally a swiss army knife and I like that but it's so good at everything and you get it post-plant when it feels like it should be closer to Moon Lord with how it trivializes literally all exploration and construction

[polar tide]

i am confused. does me being a concept artist mean im more focused on art than gameplay

[hollow root]

turning off warbanner visuals helped, then turning off the rest of my accessories made Destroyer lag-free. But using Earth on Astrum Deus I think just bricked my literal gaming PC lmao

[strange cargo]

Thats how my brain works okay

[tired adder]

although there is this goofy set already

[strange cargo]

I dont see anything that goes on between devs

[arctic cliff]

paravili i swear to god stop acting like construction needs to be something you have to balance

its fine if construction becomes overly easy

[strange cargo]

Oh shit i shoulda used that when I was trying testing earlier

[fierce hearth]

It doesn't but it completely renders construction accs pointless

[arctic cliff]

no???

[fierce hearth]

Except auto painters, pretty much

[arctic cliff]

if anything that might be an accessibility since hand of creation can be really hard to make

[tired adder]

don't you get like 80% of builder progression in pre-hm?

[strange cargo]

You can always have more range

[hollow root]

depends on the concepts actually I feel like? If you're making art to conceptualize a mechanic, no, but if you're going all Michael Kirkbride with it and start going absolutely insane with crazy designs just for the love of the game (which is worthwhile! not saying it's not! I love Kirkbride lol), then yes?

[fierce hearth]

Hand of creation being rng based on the traveling merchant is stupid

[strange cargo]

Until you reach the edge of your current zoom

[dull heart]

this also gives the same light stats as reaver, more breath, etc

[rancid pagoda]

the base buffs to mining and building speeds make those accessories and armors less valuable

[dull heart]

but being a depth cell set makes it suck for abyss

[strange cargo]

Just make the traveling merchant a town npc

[dull heart]

bc by the time you get it

[hollow root]

you don't wanna know how long i waited for a DPS-meter in my last run

[dull heart]

you're already done

[polar tide]

i wasnt talking about in regards to what i develop for the mod. the person was talking like cd being a musician means he doesn't play the game which is what confused me

[hollow harness]

true?

[agile latch]

It saved me from having to farm shroomite in my infernum playthrough since i just used reaver tank instead

[fierce hearth]

But even if we set aside construction, which is fine if it's really easy to get all the power you need for it, that still leaves it as a completely overwhelming answer for mining and exploration til the endgame

[dull heart]

although

Fathom Swarmer light bonuses are on the head

[strange cargo]

Thats not what I intended im sorry

[dull heart]

while reavers is on the set bonus

FSwarmer and Reaver are the only two sources of flashlight width in the game rn

[hollow root]

I don't get why we only get 2 class-specific water sets, and at such different points in progression. Sulfurous and this, or am I forgetting one?

[agile latch]

That is a bit guh..

There should problably be other sources

[strange cargo]

Flashlight accessory

[dull heart]

there's not really anything else that makes sense to do it

that's currently existing

[hollow root]

ahh, that makes sense, mb

[agile latch]

Make something new

[hollow root]

i was getting philosophical with it lol

[tired adder]

as long as you sprite it

[dull heart]

if something's sprited to do it i'd add it but like

[strange cargo]

Holding but not using one of the prisms maybe?

[agile latch]

If its cool, i can sprite it

Why not

Just need to get some horrible things out of the way first

[strange cargo]

Flashlight pistol that you can get pretty early

[dull heart]

i don't have any items in specific that would be good for flashlight width

[polar tide]

abyssal diving suit?

[strange cargo]

horrible things?

[agile latch]

The flashlight item

[dull heart]

oh yeah

[agile latch]

Horrible things ye

[dull heart]

diving suit might have it

[arctic cliff]

we should hunt down the catalyst devs and ask them for permission to use their wulfrum flashlights

[dull heart]

i don't rememeber

[tropic jolt]

horrible

[strange cargo]

Holy stuff should help with light too

[tired adder]

horrible hog should drop long-awaited QoLs

[arctic cliff]

wait is horrible hog actually intended to be implemented for the next content patch?

[strange cargo]

Thatd make sense

[dull heart]

abysall diving suit only gives the Jellyfish Necklace light effect, same as before

[strange cargo]

Its too horrible for us to know

[arctic cliff]

if so thats awesome (and makes sense, the whole pig thing doesn't seem to be so massive that itd be an overly difficult thing to implement)

[dull heart]

although reducing intensity technically helps with width indirectly

[arctic cliff]

-10% intensity?

[strange cargo]

Little light?

[polar tide]

abyssal diving suit should totally increase flashlight width it's like The abyss exploration gear item

[tired adder]

imagine the state of lunacy this channel will enter, when doze will show off actual horrible hog AI?

[vivid hemlock]

when the clock strikes the hour, the time will arrive

[dull heart]

intensity ranges from 0% to 300% depending on depth

[arctic cliff]

thats a weird thing to say

oh its intensity of the darkness

[strange cargo]

It must be horrible

[strange cargo]

Clock strikes 12 midnight arrives

[dull heart]

counterpoint: it already does so much for abyss it doesn't need to be even more overcentralized for abyss exploration

[strange cargo]

You would think the celestial shell would help with abyss

[agile latch]

Why would doze specifically

Do horrible hog

[arctic cliff]

i think people just like doze a lot

[strange cargo]

Goatze

[arctic cliff]

i certainly like em

[agile latch]

Fryzah will do the hogs

[tired adder]

okay

[arctic cliff]

oh

cool

[solemn crest]

The Destiny ghost

[tired adder]

good to know

[strange cargo]

Cheese would do the hog

[agile latch]

True

[strange cargo]

The annoying shape ghost thing?

[agile latch]

Eleumphant

[slate folio]

🧊

[vivid hemlock]

frosty mammoth trinket...

[strange cargo]

I think I said that name…

[polar tide]

counter counterpoint abyss exploration is stinky doodoo rn and it's gonna be awesome when we overhaul it

[fierce hearth]

I'm sorry for sharing my bad opinions about reaver armor btw I just don't like having a trivializing swiss army knife item before golem 😔

[agile latch]

Was stolen by the goverment

[strange cargo]

No I said eleum elephant

I was close

[slate folio]

hey triangle I've been trying to ask you something in dms

sorry that I keep repeatedly asking

[tired adder]

that implies there is more than one hog

so horrible hog will have a brother

[agile latch]

Piggy and divine swine

He already has brothers

[strange cargo]

And golden piggy

[arctic cliff]

its fine, honestly your opinions arent so terrible that i'd look down upon you

[solemn crest]

Two are good, one is… horrible

[tired adder]

yes, but they are not named hogs

[strange cargo]

Hogmaggedon will be amazing

[dull heart]

horrible hog better pick up eggs if you leave them around

[agile latch]

Terrible opnions.. horrible opnions..

[solemn crest]

Next update hogmageddon

[agile latch]

True

[solemn crest]

Sso never

[slate folio]

Seriously dude 😭

[agile latch]

Need the folly slingshot to deal triple damage on horrible hogs

[strange cargo]

I hope we can use the hog to kill npcs

[dull heart]

horrible hog drops 9999 rotten egg

[agile latch]

🥹 what

[solemn crest]

I hope the hog is horribly horrible

[tropic jolt]

horrible hog is a war vet 💔 🥹

[tired adder]

I think it was discussed either here

or in suggestion discussion

[dull heart]

finch staff does double damage to horrible hogs

[tired adder]

I suggested golden eagle rework

to make it into angry bird slingshot

[solemn crest]

hog! hog! hog! hog! hog! hog!

[arctic cliff]

HANG ON

I GOT A GOOD IDEA

[dull heart]

famous last words

[fierce hearth]

Horrible hog will save the mod

[solemn crest]

This hog is so horrible I could die

[dull heart]

lemon nade will save rogue

[fierce hearth]

Rogue will die with the mod if horrible hog doesn't come soon

Please horrible hog we need you now more than ever

[solemn crest]

What’s the post-hog rogue loadout?

[fierce hearth]

Probably still lemon nade and nothing else

Naked with lemon nade

[solemn crest]

I think horrible hog should have a horrible hog weapon where you horrible hogs

[fierce hearth]

Will there be a horrible hog mask

[tropic jolt]

gfb horrible hog will be terrifying

[fierce hearth]

I hope so

[polar tide]

https://giphy.com/gifs/damn-bird-KoBbXeAi3MsWleqKPF

[tired adder]

superboss, that is accessible at beginning of the game

[azure oak]

the hog will remain horrible until morale worsens

[arctic cliff]

"If SSO isn't the next update, does that mean it's cance--"

[tropic jolt]

DAMN!!!!!!

[solemn crest]

Hog first

[polar tide]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[solemn crest]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blazing field]

]

had to post this

back to dnd

[tropic jolt]

now we're cooking

[fierce hearth]

Clupdate chat marching to make the latest slop joke that has been told 500 times already

[polar tide]

Yeah

[tropic jolt]

🐗

[solemn crest]

Hogstorm when?

[fierce hearth]

THREE LITTLE PIGGIES ENEMIES

[tropic jolt]

those are some bad piggies

[fierce hearth]

That reminds me of this

[solemn crest]

Horrible hog’nt???

[agile latch]

The three little piggy enemies? With their stick, wood and metal house?

🥹

[tired adder]

yes, from folklore

[agile latch]

I know

[tired adder]

they were destroyed by Yharim’s table slam, unfortunately

[fierce hearth]

Their houses collapsed

[agile latch]

But the way it says it, make it sound like there is the three little piggies in cal

[tired adder]

maybe that's why they are working for horrible hog

[solemn crest]

Oh man I still need to work on that weapon

[agile latch]

They had to make the metal house to protect themselves from yharim

[vivid hemlock]

the three little piggies turned into john wulfrum

[agile latch]

When are we getting the three big hogs

[fierce hearth]

Auric table slam is a sentry

[vivid hemlock]

the hog council....

[solemn crest]

The recipe is going to be a table and 5 auric bars

[fierce hearth]

Summons an approximation of Yharim to slam on the table repeatedly

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-bear-spongebob-safety-anti-sea-bear-circle-spongebob-funny-gif-8782259290133626566

[vivid hemlock]

they rule the world through their horrible emissary...

[solemn crest]

10k melee damage to everything in 7000 meters including NPCs

[agile latch]

True

[tropic jolt]

the big bad tyrant

[solemn crest]

No it’s gonna be you just put a table down and slam it

[agile latch]

Yharim true weakness is a full metal house

He cant go inside

[fierce hearth]

😔

[tired adder]

horrible hog (pre-hm)
duke fishron (hm)
old duke (post-ML)

[tropic jolt]

just hope he doesnt hire an alchemist

[solemn crest]

Does Yharim play rust?

[agile latch]

True

[vivid hemlock]

duke fishron is a fog (hog + fish)

[agile latch]

Drog

Dragon + hog

[tired adder]

hmmm, what a peculiar word

I wonder if it is bound to something

[vivid hemlock]

i feel bound

[agile latch]

does it mean something bad?

[vivid hemlock]

hogbound

[solemn crest]

Uh-hoggin-believable

[strange cargo]

I hope theres not some kind of monkeys…

defending against bloons

[solemn crest]

The humble dart monkey…

[fierce hearth]

We are removing all remaining bloons references

Much to my dismay, but it has been spoken

[tired adder]

actually why is that?

[vivid hemlock]

moab is getting replaced by the piggy airship

[tired adder]

is there actual trouble?

[strange cargo]

Why?

[solemn crest]

More room
For hog

[strange cargo]

They can coexist

Fighting to good fight against bloons

[fierce hearth]

I don't know if they actually are, but several already have bc rogue weapon bloat

[solemn crest]

More hog

[agile latch]

I mean moab is being kept

• if dia user finishes it

[dull heart]

you forgot an important word here

[agile latch]

There will be evil moab

[tired adder]

I briefly thought that Ninja Kiwi didn't like you

[dull heart]

We are removing all remaining non bloons references

bloonslamity mod

[solemn crest]

Goodbye murasama

[agile latch]

🥹 its so sad how

[dull heart]

literally one