calamity-update-talk

[strange cargo]

Yeah

[earnest jewel]

Nanomachines, son.

[strange cargo]

Wait I thought you just beat DoG why do you need WoF

[earnest jewel]

To send a message.

[strange cargo]

Honestly the answer is prolly like one of the emblems or smth

[young notch]

I never got the black hawk remote

[dusk bronze]

dumbass

(the bug)

[strange cargo]

Ah

[strange cargo]

He will flip back over inshallah

[young notch]

lmao

[tropic jolt]

🧊 ✍️

[dusty tinsel]

why is there just a grub

in this channel

or is that a caterpillar

[vivid hemlock]

the horror

[arctic cliff]

how about... more?

[deft lily]

whar

[tropic jolt]

there's like 22 of them

[deft lily]

[dusty tinsel]

Oh it is a grub

A big grub

[tropic jolt]

10,000 bees

[heavy sphinx]

I kill one of these

[hushed hazel]

☹️

[vivid hemlock]

chudling

[strange cargo]

I hope I don’t get horrible nightmares

[dapper ridge]

whens anhita buff

[fierce hearth]

The suspicious sus

Pigs are sus

I find that amusing

[severe coral]

Seal propoganda

[fierce hearth]

Seals are wonderful

[severe coral]

Club harder

[fierce hearth]

Let them propagandize

[severe coral]

Fight big seal

With big club

[fierce hearth]

Name a seal worth clubbing you ghoul

[severe coral]

I can't

Too many

How can I choose

And they don't deserve names

They deserve the club

[fierce hearth]

Unlimited death prison ten thousand years

[severe coral]

Exaaactly now you're getting it

[fierce hearth]

No, for you

[severe coral]

Well you see there's one small issue with that

I'm not a seal

[fierce hearth]

Next calamity update should have seals lounging on the beach as critters

[severe coral]

Yes then I can club them and collect banners

[fierce hearth]

Yes but also I can watch them lump

[arctic cliff]

@severe coral i look away for one second and i see you talking real crap

well guess what

i shall sacrifice you to resurrect amidias

[severe coral]

He ain't dead

[hasty tangle]

is that nightmare amidias v2?

[severe coral]

Iron Lung Amidias...

[arctic cliff]

think again chucklenauts

[severe coral]

Who tf

Gravel or soggy

[hasty tangle]

a mild case of no longer alive

[thorn pier]

ok what

[arctic cliff]

embed fail

[thorn pier]

which embed fail

[arctic cliff]

your mom

[thorn pier]

theres nothing

[thorn pier]

erm mods ban

[arctic cliff]

yeah sure bud

[thorn pier]

whos msg was that anyway

i wonder who would delete that

[arctic cliff]

sacrificing you to resurrect amidias for this

[thorn pier]

i thought amidias was alive

[dusk bronze]

he died

[dull harbor]

[young notch]

Fuck my stupid chud summons

[strange cargo]

I thought summons dont auto-target the cultists?

[young notch]

Correct

They just have that much aura

[strange cargo]

Damn aura farming summons

That shit pmo so much that I just dont use the summon anymore

I skip it wholely

[young notch]

oh yeah the minimap

whoops

[strange cargo]

Wait a minute

[young notch]

not even gonna play with fire LMAO

[vivid hemlock]

gonna pretend i didnt see that

[strange cargo]

I saw nothing

[severe coral]

Gonna announce that I completely did

[severe coral]

Puttin' a bad wrap on Oguri fans 😔

[strange cargo]

Wtf is an oguri

[severe coral]

Blasphemy

SSO never

[strange cargo]

Horrible hog tomorrow

[vivid hemlock]

i cant believe this

[hasty tangle]

damn it, i missed it

[young notch]

I could send it to you LOL

[hasty tangle]

dw about it

[young notch]

but lemme post the non-minimap version so people can sisyphus react it again

[strange cargo]

For research purposes of course

[pearl sentinel]

What did i miss this time

[severe coral]

nothin

:3

[strange cargo]

Nothing happened

[severe coral]

I mean

Something absolutely badonkers

:3

[strange cargo]

It was really huge bro

[blazing field]

damn taht isnt even the actual scene

thats just a drawing someone made of it

didnt een notice

fucked up

[vivid hemlock]

me when my dog doesnt want me to shimmer transform an object

[grave rock]

please come back

[pearl sentinel]

What
What does this mean

[pearl sentinel]

I dont get it ive never seen Juan piece

[strange cargo]

One piece is up there with the hobbit and lotr for me

[vivid hemlock]

this is horrible

[blazing field]

Yknow i thought of explaining it at first

but then i realized

just posting it repeatedly with no context, is, in fact , funnier

[pearl sentinel]

Drip drip

[blazing field]

arent two of those the same

or atleast part of the same continuity idk

[strange cargo]

Same author different books

[blazing field]

i never watched/read either of them

[strange cargo]

Same world

[pearl sentinel]

Its the same world and continuity but not exactly sequel

[blazing field]

ic

[blazing field]

thats the spirit

[lapis oak]

nothing is nothing of nothing

[severe coral]

What's this show even about bro ✌️

[lapis oak]

happened

[pearl sentinel]

I still wanna know what i missed earlier 😭 fine then keep your secrets

[severe coral]

You missed exactly two things

[pearl sentinel]

Im too nosy

[vivid hemlock]

imagine if the scion's curio was evil instead of dubious haha thats crazy

[severe coral]

You will never know :3

[lapis oak]

"nothing" and "happened"

[blazing field]

pirates, of course

and about how the working class should rise up against the people in charge and how we have to unite to stand strong against the corrupt forces of the government

but yeah pirates going on silly adventures

[pearl sentinel]

How did i miss two different fortnite funniest moments

[strange cargo]

You forgot the intense themes of slavery and racism

[severe coral]

I hear the show is so long the end literally can't not be "the fun we had along the way"

[strange cargo]

But that was implied

I have a decent guess as to what the one piece could be at this moment in time

[blazing field]

the show is even longer than the manga bc of bad pacing and alot of filler

the manag aitself is around 1000ish chapters tam

atm

it hasnt ended yet

we're on the fnal saga too

so the end is approaching

one piece genuinely really good but its kind of a masssive commitment

[strange cargo]

1176 chapters

The final saga could last until 1500 based off the previous sagas if im not mistaken

[dusk bronze]

i refuse to watch it out of principle because the artstyle is so horrific

[blazing field]

wtf.

the artstyle is so fun and whimsy

oda kinda flops at drawing women sometimes tho im ngl

[strange cargo]

Yeah

[blazing field]

has been getting better atleast

[dusk bronze]

you can't tell me that the slingshot guy's design isn't super racist

[strange cargo]

It is

[blazing field]

It kinda is yeah

[dusk bronze]

anyway
yharon unique phase 2 sprite confirmed i think

[strange cargo]

Problem is a lot of anime used to or still do the racist features

[blazing field]

oda is someone with good intentions but him being kind of really old specially early on makes him make some unfortunate choices

Throughout the years he has gotten alot better on that regard in some things

[strange cargo]

I gotta sleep now, you got this cheese

[frozen horizon]

It would make sense for Yharon to change a bit after revitalizing himself.

[blazing field]

yharon phase 2 will burn of all his feathers and fight you naked

it came to me in a dream

[dusk bronze]

[frozen horizon]

Maybe he'll get light feathers as a reference to that future Yharon fight.

[frozen horizon]

I hope this isn't sprited.

[pearl sentinel]

Visions of big mom

[blazing field]

okay icl big moms design was kind of awesome when it waas first shown becasue she genuinely looked like a fucking monster

but then when it was actually fully revealed it was, eh

[blazing field]

like her silhouette on the very first panel shes shown shadowed out is kinda scary asf this isnt a person this ia demon from hell

[pearl sentinel]

Endive from chowder vs big mom

[strange cargo]

Big mom is a baddie

Now I go to sleep

[blazing field]

this is a ghoul

[vivid hemlock]

would you rather be horrible or divine (there is a right choice.)

[ashen pivot]

hmm

[blazing field]

Always bet on hog

[pearl sentinel]

I love being rotten

[ashen pivot]

speaking of hogs that are horrible

i saw that the update doc got cleaned up a bunch

[blazing field]

yeah we're on the vagueposting era

[arctic cliff]

yea

[blazing field]

/j

the doc was just meant to be doccumentation for potential future ideas and plans but you know how the calamity community is

Specially after,

[vivid hemlock]

how do these two events correlate lmao 😭

[pearl sentinel]

Will the hog update have a sort of helldivers bar where we fight for the divine swine or the horrible hog

[grim pecan]

the update will feature at least 1 new feature

[ashen pivot]

horrible hogs are in the doc

[blazing field]

the doc was found by ⛈️ youtube ⛈️

[grim pecan]

maybe even 2

[pearl sentinel]

I know where my allegiance lies

[blazing field]

So the doc has alot of less specific info now

[vivid hemlock]

theyve always been in the doc...

[blazing field]

And more just

things that are most likely comign

[vivid hemlock]

i couldnt stand this

something had to be done

[ashen pivot]

didn't say that they weren't there before

[frozen horizon]

@ozz is this true?

[vivid hemlock]

no

the next update will have 0.3 feature

[frozen horizon]

Sunny are you lying to me 😢

[grim pecan]

it'll have -4 features because i'm removing more rogue weapons

all of them are bloons references

[frozen horizon]

I would put a sad gif but Idrc it's rogue.

[ashen pivot]

calamity has bloons references?

[grim pecan]

what class do you like

[ashen pivot]

if pre plant rogue wasn't ass i'd have 5 playthroughs on it

[frozen horizon]

I like Classless damage.

[vivid hemlock]

sunny are the crown reworks and totem gonna be in the next update or are they still not finished enough

[grim pecan]

they're done. they're so done in fact that fluffy made me nerf them because they hate fun and whimsy.

[vivid hemlock]

fuckk...

[arctic cliff]

you could say...

[grim pecan]

-8 features, removing all classless weapons

[arctic cliff]

they are overdone

[vivid hemlock]

fluffy is the enemy.

[blazing field]

Sunny can you go code the device

[vivid hemlock]

we need to buff snapthorn for this

[blazing field]

please

[dull heart]

Lame

[blazing field]

i need the device sunny

[still bluff]

this is true

[blazing field]

my device

please make my device

[grim pecan]

what the fuck are you talking about

[blazing field]

please

[still bluff]

fluffy hates infinite last prism and whatnot

[dull heart]

true, fluffy hated infinite last prism

[ashen pivot]

i saw somebody kill the wall of flesh (somehow) with the aestheticus 💔

[dull heart]

dang it

I got snailed

[still bluff]

snail reaction

[vivid hemlock]

oh okay nvm i can accept this

[blazing field]

doze can you make my device instead

[vivid hemlock]

3 new mage accs soon...

[dull heart]

cheeseday device

Doomsday device upgrade

[blazing field]

its true

[dull heart]

When are we have the rogue food update

[grim pecan]

look they were fine in a vaccuum. what i'm hearing is that we need to kill all sources of cost reduction except for that

[versed heart]

I thought you were talking about a Calamity dev or something for a bit.

[still bluff]

this would also work

[dull heart]

I think we should kill all sources of mana

[grim pecan]

tbf i do wanna rework concoction

[dull heart]

you get 200 Mana total

good luck

[frozen horizon]

What if I use accesory damage?

[dull heart]

concoction kinda peak though...

[grim pecan]

accessories now all do rogue damage

[ashen pivot]

removing all accessories

[dull heart]

No

For Vanilla parity it's summon damage

Like ram rune

[frozen horizon]

eh Summoner is alright.

[grim pecan]

except only 75% of them, the other 25% do classless damage. we decide which do classless by throwing darts at a board

[hard copper]

darts? I love darts

[dull heart]

like

like monkey darts

[lyric trellis]

Wow I didn’t know dynamic pursuer was a bloons reference!

[dull heart]

well you see

Boomerang = boomerang monkey

All boomerangs are references to bloons

Ninja Kiwi makes billions off licensing fees from Australia

[barren nacelle]

I've said my Dynamic Pursuer rant here right

[hardy gulch]

almost no weapons in vanilla except for like last prism (and barely any modded weapons) require massive amounts of mana, and not even last prism uses more than 200 mana per second

[dusk bronze]

idk but i'd like to hear it

[barren nacelle]

WHY IS IT

A BOOMERANG

IT IS GENUINELY THE MOST DONOR CORE WEAPON

IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE ITS CONNECTED TO THE

TWO

TWO

FUCKING WEAPONS CRAFTED INTO IT

WHHIHC ARE

[dusk bronze]

wait it's not donor??

[barren nacelle]

DIMENSION TEARING DISK and Tracking DISK

NO IT'S NOT

[still bluff]

extra large header

[misty wren]

the donor boomerang is dynamic pursuer

[still bluff]

M

[barren nacelle]

Dynamic Pursuer is not a donor weapon

and I COULDNT TELL YOU WHY IT EXISTS

AT

THE VERY

LEAST

MAKE IT A DISK

[misty wren]

oh what the fuck

[barren nacelle]

SURELY

SURELY

[misty wren]

i swear ive looked at this wiki page hundreds of times i swear to FUCK that its been donor every single time until now

[dusk bronze]

make it a disk and then add miracle disk so samsara slicer actually does something

right rebounding rainbow

[barren nacelle]

THE UPGRADE TO DIMENSION TEARING DISK (WHICH IS ONE TIER AWAY BTW) AND TRACKING DISK WHICH I KNOW WAS RENAMED BUT IS VERY VERY OBVIOUSLY A DISK IS NOT A DISK AND IS INSTEAD THIS ERRONEOUS ARSENAL WEAPON UPGRADE THAT NONE OF THE OTHER AERIALITE ARSENAL WEAPONS GET THE DIGNITY OF HAVING

[dusk bronze]

fucking

[barren nacelle]

YKNOW IT WOULD BE COOL, RIGHT

[dusk bronze]

forgot it existed

[barren nacelle]

IF OTHER ARSENAL WEAPONS GOT AURIC UPGRADES

BUT ITS JUST AERIAL TRACKER????

AND ITS JUST SO OUT OF PLACE

AND WHY ISNT IT A DISK

I actually drew it as a disk I got so mad about it

[dusk bronze]

make it a disk and then add miracle disk so rebounding rainbow actually does something

[barren nacelle]

I got so mad dude

It pisses me off

Why is it

[dusk bronze]

peam

you could also remove it and have dimension tearing disk and rebounding rainbow upgrade to miracle disk

why aerial tracker upgrade

[barren nacelle]

I DONT

I DONT KNOW

[flat folio]

I (partially) have the answer you seek if it's "Why?" you're after

[dusk bronze]

do tell

[flat folio]

The modder who made the item just wasn't super experienced at the time of making the thing
I think it was just smth that was done out of half experimentation half getting used to the ropes of modding

So it naturally doesn't have the same seasoned experience as other content, especially at the tier it's located

[dusk bronze]

unfortunate

[severe coral]

Boomerang :)

[rough vine]

Dynamic boomerang is still super strong

[dusk bronze]

that's

not the issue

[summer shore]

Isn't celestus already miracle disk

[polar tide]

mrrp mrrp meow

[barren nacelle]

Mrrrrp meow meow mrrrp

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-cat-kitty-black-kitty-baby-cat-gif-2959201844798775351

[dusk bronze]

it's a scythe thing

[summer shore]

It works basically the same as a disk

throw out and come back

[misty wren]

thats a boomerang

[summer shore]

are boomerangs different from disks

[balmy harness]

hihi me and my friend are just starting calamity after beating base terreria on expert

ive noticed that some of the game feels like old terreria, is that on purpose or is it not updated yet

for the bigger and boudler patch

[agile latch]

not updated yet

or well depends, is your question about the content that are lower quality? if yes, they didnt get updated or reworked yet, but will in the future

about bigger and boulder update , tmod isnt updated to 1.4.5 yet

[misty wren]

functionally no but they're older hence discs are boomerangs

[summer shore]

So a disk is a boomerang but younger

[lean relic]

Hmmmmm this looks like marnite

[polar tide]

yo mama looks like marnite

[barren nacelle]

It's the Magna Cannon and Opal Striker

[lapis oak]

Opal Cannon and Magna Striker

[broken bramble]

when and what is the next major update about?

[gloomy grove]

its about hogs and they can be very horrible..

[broken bramble]

wait what is hogs?

[dusk bronze]

they're coming

submit or subsume

[broken bramble]

Oh dear xeroc

[lyric trellis]

Subsuming

[broken bramble]

Any news on yharim and xeroc or any further character?

[dusk bronze]

yharim will be in the final major update

noxus and xeroc will be added after that if the devs feel like it

but for now
there is only swine

[broken bramble]

It stares into me, and I flinched

[broken bramble]

Wait noxus is canon?

[dusk bronze]

yeah

you may be thinking of wrath of the gods

nothing from that is canon

[broken bramble]

Yea that got me confused

[tired adder]

don't starve hamlet crossover?

or that's the idea for piggy portait as town pet?

[stiff light]

ram pfp

[tired adder]

...would it be able to speak proper English?

[dusk bronze]

it shall arrive

then everyone will understand

the nature of this world

and all the horrors it bears

[tired adder]

I guess it will speak in Technoblade's quotes

[wide nova]

you dont understand

[dusk bronze]

don't i?

these fools think they can prepare for armageddon

but there will be no salvation

[vagrant wind]

ill be fine I own an air fryer

[thorn pier]

what if u owned a double air fryer

[dusk bronze]

you poor bastards don't even see it coming

[tribal isle]

Haul…. Over…. Haul…

[lean relic]

🐖

[fierce hearth]

It's pigs world you just live in it

[tired adder]

hold on I just got an idea

what if this photorealistic pig is amidias' shimmered form?

[fierce hearth]

Shimmer piggies into feral amidias

Now that's a horrible hog

[tired adder]

is it meant to be this or this?

[dusk bronze]

the second one

[high scaffold]

Brainstorm ranger seems "perfectly balanced"

[tawny spear]

bro there's no fucking way i beat DoG at 25%

wtf

how is he so strong at 25%

[lean relic]

difficulty and which attack are you dying most

[tawny spear]

Idk, i learn to the very last end until this dude do an ultrasonic fucking attack

the fuck

[plush carbon]

Am I missing something or is the codebreaker still not explained at all despite being a lot more important for certain bosses

[polar tide]

this is just kind of an issue that terraria in general has

you cant really know about the items used to summon pbg and aureus while somehow also avoiding learning about the codebreaker

[desert garnet]

Once you have the first 2, you should know how to make the base

But its all about finding them

[polar tide]

i would like to see the codebreaker being more diegetic (maybe you can find blueprints for it or something) but i dont think it's like a huge flaw that there isnt something in the game telling you it exists right now

most people play with boss checklist dont they

[halcyon seal]

Realistically, I think any curious player will be able to figure out the codebreaker

[desert garnet]

I think its in the good spot for now

[halcyon seal]

The sky and hell labs are very easy to run into by accident

[polar tide]

yeah

i find it very, very hard to envision a scenario where someone playing for the first time wants to fight pbg or aureus and somehow manages to miss the info that the codebreaker exists

[desert garnet]

Unless they are using too many qol

[polar tide]

this would also be assuming that they somehow missed all the arsenal weapons up until this point too

[plush carbon]

literally just happened that's why i bring it up

[polar tide]

wow. okay

[desert garnet]

From what i have seen, some just dont explore much

And some just dont want to bother with allat

[polar tide]

i'm really sorry but i genuinely don't understand how you can know the abombination exists but not know the codebreaker exists

[desert garnet]

Boss checklist...

Mandatory qol mods

[hushed crown]

Is it wrong to say that if you’re trying a new content mod for the first time and you don’t explore properly that’s on you

[polar tide]

boss checklist would tell you that you need the codebreaker to craft the abombination right? or has it not been updated for that

[desert garnet]

I dont know but i think it only says what item to summon and where

[polar tide]

boss checklist tells you how to craft something if you need an item to summon a boss

[desert garnet]

I never use the book so

Idk

[polar tide]

im sorry im not trying to be a bitch or anything i just genuinely don't get how you can be aware the abombination exists but not know what "the jungle schematic must be deciphered" means like im racking my brain to try and think of how this would even happen

[desert garnet]

Tbh, same

[high scaffold]

I thought about 1 thing, I think it would be cool is king slime summon could be found in wooden chests

[polar tide]

the only thing i can think of is if you saw the abombination while browsing through magic storage, but magic storage also tells you pretty clearly that you need codebreaker components to craft things

[high scaffold]

Cant wait for 1.4.5 to make magic storage even more unnecessary

[desert garnet]

maybe old players who know about this boss but played before draedon update?

[tired adder]

or even before 2.1

[desert garnet]

but still, not exploring new stuff seems weird

[polar tide]

this is the only one that seems plausible to me

[high scaffold]

Seems balanced nerf miner

[desert garnet]

also saw someone posting in this server asking where are beehives, when they didnt touched jungle at all

[polar tide]

this is like if someone wanted to craft ascendant spirit essence but didnt know what the cosmic anvil is

[polar tide]

?????????????????????????????

[desert garnet]

they found the lab so nvm

but yea, barely touched

[tired adder]

did you wait out the coiling immunity?

[unreal shuttle]

is grape beer + archerfish tree bubbles gonna get patched its so broken

[lean relic]

The world is wide and there are many weird people

[lean relic]

what is that

[high scaffold]

Grape beer pmo fr

The homing is way too stupid

[unreal shuttle]

im surprised crackbeam rye and beefshine got gutted but not home beer

[tired adder]

okay it doesn't seem like AS resists damage, while coiled

[high scaffold]

Imagine if grape beer was unable to crit, or even better, be able to crit but crits deal 0 damage

[unreal shuttle]

[solemn crest]

The plague is SIVA

[tired adder]

probably because it is a lot more nuanced and is not "2x to 13x damage multiplier" broken for devs to instantly notice it

[unreal shuttle]

true

[cobalt wharf]

calamity mod having all of its recipes at an anvil or mythril anvil conditions people to never look at the crafting station/requirements tab

is the main issue

[high scaffold]

Calamity adds like whole 2 crafting stations

Both are super late game

[unreal shuttle]

startstruck analyzer
cosmic anvil
draedon's forge

[cobalt wharf]

and both are effectively mythril anvil upgrades

[high scaffold]

Whats the first one?

[unreal shuttle]

starstruck analyzer is sold by the steampunker for free

[unreal shuttle]

its
weird

[cobalt wharf]

if you count one set of furniture crafting stations there’s like 5 i think

[unreal shuttle]

idk what it crafts but it seems to be similiar to glass kiln

or ice machine

[polar tide]

if we're talking about magic storage then i still dont get this because if you know an item exists but it isn't showing up for you to craft, it's because you don't have the items/station for it leading you to either 1. look it up on the wiki or 2. press the button that lets you see all recipes even if you can't currently craft them, which then tells you which station you need for it

[cobalt wharf]

i mean obviously when people see they can’t craft something they check it, yeah

they just never do that until they get all the items already

[high scaffold]

Is there big red text on the items you need to decode schematics for?

[cobalt wharf]

sorry i didn’t read the full argument idk if this was in response to a certain situation

[polar tide]

it's blue actually. but yes

like quite literally there is big blue text telling you that you need to decode whatever to craft whatever item

[cobalt wharf]

i’ve now begun ignoring big chunks of colored text on tooltips since i assume it’s just for lore now

unrelated obviously

[pulsar cobalt]

its like a bright blue thats bolded its really hard to miss

[desert garnet]

infernum have red text that it doesnt work on master and many ignore it so

idk if that would help

[polar tide]

its kind of at a point where im not sure what else we're supposed to do

[desert garnet]

the only thing that could help is quest book but

that would be too much work

[tired adder]

I think people also do not visit labs in intended order

[cobalt wharf]

when you get to the point where’s there’s multiple brightly colored tooltips on the related items then like you don’t have to do more, it’s at the point you can comfortably blame people not reading

[high scaffold]

Actualy, I think Hunt of the Old God has a feature where it hides info about shadowspec tier items untill you beat goozma
So imagine the items you havent decided schematics for would have their names replaced with [REDACTED] and the entire tooltip replaced with the "unlock schematic first"

[pulsar cobalt]

thats fine

[cobalt wharf]

if people get adjusted to not reading due to items listing too much information then that’s a separate issue because then people aren’t reading anything

[lean relic]

readAbility mod

[pulsar cobalt]

theres seekers in the labs and they all have power cell factories and charging stations in them

[desert garnet]

i dont think that matter at all

[polar tide]

the "calamity players don't read" problem is so frustrating because its like genuinely what are we supposed to do about that

[desert garnet]

cuz they get lab seeking mechanism

[tired adder]

immersive tooltips and cutscenes

[high scaffold]

Make calamity force you to do a literacy test upon making a new world/character

[cobalt wharf]

calamity weapon tooltips are written in a very different style from vanilla where they list every little single detail possible when vanilla just barely does so

[tired adder]

^

[cobalt wharf]

im not saying nuke every tooltip but i think most things have reasonable cuts that could be made

[hollow harness]

vanilla item tooltips are like references in general for weapons (I love you blood rain bow) or have direct details of what the item does

[polar tide]

am i just too literate or something because i really feel like the average tooltip is not that hard to read and digest

[desert garnet]

same

[lean relic]

the lore description and cutscene system that fryzahh made some month ago

[lapis oak]

I'd rather have longer tooltips than short ass tooltips like in vanilla actually

[high scaffold]

I think bloodflare orbs mechanic could be shortened up into [hold shift for more info]

[polar tide]

agreed

[desert garnet]

same

[lapis oak]

Explain to me more about the items without having to open up the wiki please

Like oh my god

[cobalt wharf]

it’s not, but with the amount of weapons it’s definitely somewhat of an issue

[solemn crest]

Exactly. I like reading what the thing I just made does

[polar tide]

more details on what weapons do is a good thing and i don't like the idea that we have to cater to people who have trouble reading books if they don't have pictures in them

[solemn crest]

And if there’s lore on it that’s also cool

[solemn crest]

Mandatory doom eternal-style tutorial for every new weapon that completely interrupts gameplay

[desert garnet]

i dont think the amount of weapons is a problem here

[cobalt wharf]

it’s mostly that the information in them is just shit you would immediately find out after using the weapon one single time

there’s a decent amount of junk text

[tired adder]

but experimentation is tedious

how am I going to know, what weapons are S-tier?

[pulsar cobalt]

we should get rid of use time text

i mean after all u can see it by using it

same with damage

just use it

smh

[lapis oak]

I should get rid of YOU

I'd say something could still definitely be improved for tooltips like the debuffs information things and little icons that doze did

For those older ones that are like, just plain white texts

[cobalt wharf]

debuff and new (next patch) wing tooltips are good examples of giving all the necessary information while being clean and readable

[high scaffold]

Use time text
Looks inside
Doesnt actualy tell the time to use the item

[still bluff]

the debuff tooltips are very neat

[tired adder]

I think it's contrast

[polar tide]

there are so many things i have to say right now but being a cal dev has really been teaching me the value of choosing my battles. by the time yharim releases i will have reached monk status. goodnight.

[still bluff]

would be nice to not have the 10 line tooltips for any remotely complex weapon!

[still bluff]

~~and you aren't even on a team with Fabsol around ~~

[tired adder]

some do overexplain, some do not

[polar tide]

oh god imagine

[still bluff]

so imagine having to carefully pick your battles
except now you only get to pick one every year, and if you do the wrong one the mod owner sulks for 6 months then makes old duke

[cobalt wharf]

the average calamity developer quits right before the progression is pure enough for new content

[lean relic]

would you guys read if it was something like this

[lapis oak]

I have white hair and potentially balding already 👴

[cobalt wharf]

i would read the first four words of every line and decide whether i should continue the line or not after that

[lapis oak]

(No I'm not actually balding that was a joke, it went well with the sentence)

[cobalt wharf]

(also just like has colored text on important information so)

[tired adder]

oh hey, I know this game

[pulsar cobalt]

UR BALDING?? LOL

[lapis oak]

No

[polar tide]

knowing any misstep could result in an old duke is fucking horrifying. i hope you're recovering.

[lapis oak]

I have white hair strands tho like super visible

They've been on my head since, last year...

[polar tide]

i've discovered white hairs on my head before multiple times and i am 21

[still bluff]

fortunately i was never actually in the dev server for anythign horrible he made, the pre 22 devs who are still around got the full suffering experience
i was after bountiful harvest period, so he was back to sulking while everyone tried to get him to nerf the bosses

[high scaffold]

The lore item will be huge

The Yharims phone

[still bluff]

Yharim's Phone

now that's a good item

[tired adder]

also yes, because this game was born as mobile game and therefore knows when to shut up about things

[pulsar cobalt]

youre old im afraid

[high scaffold]

Player: "hello, I just killed Yharon"
Yharim: "how many times do I need to tell you to not call me ever again"

[carmine cairn]

is there newboss in this update?

[still bluff]

"Hello Yharim your witch is mine now :D"
"Listen here you little fucker"

[lapis oak]

It's over for you

Too late

[high scaffold]

Calling Yharim just to troll him

[still bluff]

ragebait the tyrant

[tired adder]

is that planned auric bar resprite?

[lean relic]

calamity already has enough bosses

[high scaffold]

Giving all the npcs Yharims phone number and telling them its pizza delivery

[lapis oak]

Yes if you toggle DLSS 5 setting on

[lean relic]

dear god

[tired adder]

I knew why arc of the cosmos looks so awesome

it's because it uses several auric GPUs to be rendered

[high scaffold]

I got an idea

DLSS 5 off: calamity piggy
DLSS 5 on: real life piggy

[hollow harness]

You'd put this on your pc and ultrakill layer 8 on release would still lag and have chopped frames

[tired adder]

imagine having to craft cell phone or shellphone to access lore?

[lapis oak]

Too easy for lore addicts

[compact dune]

true

[high scaffold]

About the lore, wouldnt it be cool to have a draedon tech tablet that holds all of lore said by draedon and also info about codebreaker and arsenal weapons

[polar tide]

still sounds like an utterly miserable experience and you have my condolences

[high scaffold]

Downloading the research notes

[tired adder]

it also should be used as load-outs for draedon arsenal armor

[high scaffold]

Having the recipes for codebreaker components

And the catalogue with weapons and armor

[polar tide]

i think proper codebreaker blueprints is something we can look at once we're talking about the arsenal update

[tired adder]

oh, so that's what blueprint update will be about

[polar tide]

i also think the logs could use a once over and will likely need to be rewritten in some areas, updated with new art, and i'd also like to probably get big e to make a nicer ui for them

[high scaffold]

I would love to see a kind of miniature electricity system be used by draedon stuff

Like powering codebreaker and turrets by connecting them to generators with cables

The armor charger

Have wind turbines, solar panels, geothermal and chemical reactors

[lapis oak]

Cal Overhaul electricity system

[high scaffold]

CalO has one?

[lapis oak]

I think so yeah

[tired adder]

Calamityctorio

[twin juniper]

always saw cal overhaul pic with wind turbines in it

[high scaffold]

Didnt know since its a mod I avoid

[lapis oak]

Saw the Wind Turbines a while ago

[twin juniper]

And some

[lapis oak]

Yeah it's always the Wind Turbine

[polar tide]

this would be more suitable for a mod of its own

[high scaffold]

Calamity Draedon tech

Addon

I think microcosm might add electricity in the future

[twin juniper]

Infinite electricity in sunken sea

[tribal isle]

Draedon update 2

Miracle mechs

[polar tide]

MY CAT IS PURRING

[late eagle]

Tofu is a digital artist, I don't think that just because they want to do a design for him means it's going to become official and sprited

It would be cool though...

[vagrant wind]

why does this still say "chance to heal" when it was changed to be guaranteed back in 2024

[polar tide]

it is a chance to heal

the chance is just 100%

[vagrant wind]

🍅

[lapis oak]

Crazy discovery

[polar tide]

:)

[late eagle]

Calamity with DLSS5 when

[polar tide]

bye

[late eagle]

NO I WAS JOKING

WAIT

😭

[lapis oak]

You are now inflicted with the bald curse too bad

🐦 fly high

[late eagle]

[vivid hemlock]

kiri is bald and also ai

truly sad fate

[lapis oak]

I'm not bald

U are bald

[vivid hemlock]

whatever you say kirigpt

[earnest jewel]

Kiri, why are you bald?

[late eagle]

Kiri why are you blue

You should be white this doesn't make sense

[earnest jewel]

Dude, you can't say people should be white.

[solemn crest]

Was Kiri not always blue?

THAT IS A HORRENDOUS AUTOCORRECT

[late eagle]

Is white a bad color now? I'm not saying anything about skin color man

[solemn crest]

White is a neutral color

It can pair with like almost anything and make a nice palette

[late eagle]

I want to be orange

I won't do anything for calamity I just like the color

[solemn crest]

Just get a spray tan

[still bluff]

I once wanted to be orange
Unfortunately i was cursed by green before I got the chance

[strange cargo]

I like being red

[pulsar cobalt]

green? what a horrible colour...

[vivid hemlock]

horrible you say...

[strange cargo]

How horrible

[late eagle]

It's funny to think that ares could have been made of miracle matter

It's... It's kinda cool...

[vivid hemlock]

this one has no aura sadly

the roots and leaves are not pulling their weight

[clever roost]

i think i prefer the current ares

[late eagle]

I might be crazy but he kinda resembles the earth elemental

[vivid hemlock]

i think youre crazy

[late eagle]

[clever roost]

you might be cra zy..

[hollow harness]

Crazy, but that's how it goooes

[clever roost]

[azure oak]

probably cause of the head

[carmine cairn]

So what this update about? Just rework weapon and bosses?

[clever roost]

is cal working on optimizing basically everything?

[late eagle]

Some structures got changed, the difficulty got changed. But yeah that's basically it

[clever roost]

yharon still tanks my laptop when theres too many fireballs on screen

im just curious

[late eagle]

Why would we have more bosses

I kinda want them to remove some of them being honest

[vivid hemlock]

is your pc a potato, also yeah the last update optimized alot of things

just curious tho

[late eagle]

It's not going to happen I know

[carmine cairn]

Ow,ok

[clever roost]

yes it is

exos also tanks my laptop when thanos is on screen

[vivid hemlock]

okay rhats fair then

[clever roost]

and even worse when all 3 of em

[vivid hemlock]

exos are the least optimized boss

[clever roost]

(most the lag came from thanos anyway)

[vivid hemlock]

and are just not well made in general

[clever roost]

scal too

[earnest jewel]

It's called Thanatos. Thanos is being saved for the Avengers crossover update, coming April 1st.

[clever roost]

but only in a few places where theres too many projectiles

[clever roost]

NOOO MY FRAMERATE

i think most the worm bosses also lag

especially deus when he splits

[late eagle]

The hog should make your PC permanently goes into 6-7 fps when he spawns

[clever roost]

die

[late eagle]

:)

[clever roost]

what even is 6 7

i think its DUMB..

[late eagle]

I don't understand the six seven thing even after all this time i think I'm getting old

[strange cargo]

Get this ai slop off my screen

[solemn crest]

It’s literally meaningless

Like that’s the joke

[late eagle]

Maybe it's photoshop

Who knows

[solemn crest]

Pretty sure it’s photoshop

[strange cargo]

I hope it

[clever roost]

photo shop

[strange cargo]

Is

[solemn crest]

Ai would actually try to connect some of the arms

[late eagle]

Peak comedy

[strange cargo]

Otherwise, something horrible is in your future

[clever roost]

“word of the year: 67”

[solemn crest]

horrible, you say?

[clever roost]

these guys are complete dumbasses when they think its a word..

hows

that a word..

[late eagle]

The hog commands you to peak a pencil

[clever roost]

what

[solemn crest]

Not

the hog

[clever roost]

ai generated images are soulless

prove me wrong

[late eagle]

He doesn't like ai, he's going to pull your leg if he find Gemini in ur PC

[solemn crest]

I’m pretty certain that image isn’t ai

[late eagle]

Yeah dw I already forgot about that

I'm just laughing alone while thinking of hog being pissed about AI

[solemn crest]

No, you don’t understand, I need to use ai because I cant draw!!!

-# lowkey don’t understand that argument at all

[strange cargo]

I love the idea that the hog loathes AI

[clever roost]

whos the hog

[solemn crest]

So the hog should not have any ai

[clever roost]

what

[late eagle]

Cheese should canonize this ngl

[strange cargo]

GenAI

[solemn crest]

Nah, all ai

[strange cargo]

Nah

[solemn crest]

The hog dislikes false life

[clever roost]

even the ai in video games?

[late eagle]

@blazing field does the horrible hog hate AI shit?

[solemn crest]

I vote yes

[late eagle]

Tell me I must know

[vivid hemlock]

it hates everything

[solemn crest]

If I had access to art stuff I’d draw a rough sketch of the hog saying no to ai

[pulsar cobalt]

cheese isnt even a dev sob

[late eagle]

[twin juniper]

That’s horrible

[late eagle]

I know, but she fangirled it so much that she became a central piece in the hog origins

[late eagle]

Mom I'm scared

[solemn crest]

I can’t make it green

[late eagle]

Hog tomorrow

Thank you whoever made this funny creature I love it very much

He's so cute🥹

I will cry if tofu makes a doodle of him

[solemn crest]

There we go

[late eagle]

That's very green

[late eagle]

I want to see him walking but a can't find it :(

[high scaffold]

New calamity post ml enemies when?

[strange cargo]

I fucking hate the profaned enemies already, we don’t need more

[late eagle]

Nah we need them to be good

[strange cargo]

Like why am I actively having to try to pay attention when I’m farming for a blessed apple or something

[late eagle]

We should have clad crab variants

[tribal isle]

wait till it finds out...

[strange cargo]

I think clad crabs should be able to be targeted by summons

[late eagle]

Shroom clad crab, corrupted clad crab, hallowed clad crab

[strange cargo]

Its stupid that I have to whip it to death

[late eagle]

Clad crab everywhere

I must have more of the funny creature to be happy

[late eagle]

Noooooo why would u kill itt

[strange cargo]

Bc it gets in the way

I cant be getting knocked into a boss or smth

[late eagle]

Don't do this with the funny big guy

[late eagle]

He's just trying to hug you

He's frend

[vocal kelp]

why is slagfire douser a ranger weapon

[late eagle]

Aura

[solemn crest]

It shoots a thing

[vocal kelp]

in my age this kind of bullshit gimmick support weapon was either classless or non existent

theyre really losing the cultural values man

they made this mod

[solemn crest]

Just another example of calamity going woke

[late eagle]

Calamity going horrible in day 1

[hollow harness]

golden gun, lunic eye, aestheticus ❤️

[strange cargo]

Eye of magnus

[late eagle]

I always forgot about lunic eye when fighting a boss

[strange cargo]

Same

Thats why I have flasks for my whips

[late eagle]

It's not the mod fault but I think the majority of people don't really use other things in the hotbar, just their weapon of choice

[strange cargo]

Its hard to remember to switch weapons when I’m locked in on a battle

[hollow harness]

I kinda forget eye of magnus exists but honestly its like the same thing except it has 1hp (?) and 40+ mana everytime it hits so its like

[solemn crest]

Golden gun?

[hollow harness]

fuuuuck lamest rare item variant ever?

yea golden gun, basically ichor inflicting classless weapon cal has or had idk

[solemn crest]

So just golden shower?

[stuck kite]

it has a tangible explosion now

[hollow harness]

pretty much yea

[stuck kite]

it is golden shower if golden shower does no damage and does not pierce and basically serves as a foil to summoner purists who wanted ichor before whips existed and were able to be imbued with ichor

[solemn crest]

I see

[hollow harness]

yea it is very nothingburger nowadays

[stuck kite]

so yeah it died

[unreal shuttle]

ontological despoiler is my favorite weapon now

70K DPS WITH GLASS CANNON BUILD OH MY GOD

[pine heath]

Can Old Lord Claymore still dash after update???

[pseudo vector]

no

[dull heart]

because I didn't make it

[tiny rapids]

damn

[high scaffold]

I hope megalodon rework comes out soon

[versed heart]

Distortion maybe? Possibly Brimstone Crag enemies whenever that place gets changed a bunch? Earlier?

[high scaffold]

Profaned enemies could use a rework

A lot of enemies in general could be better tbh

Wulfrum enemies rework is almost guaranteed

[vivid hemlock]

whats wulfrum

[plush carbon]

not much whats up with you

[cobalt wharf]

oh dude… you don’t wanna know…

[vivid hemlock]

😨

[high scaffold]

Gem scuttlers will all get reworked

Stormlion family

Sunken sea enemies

If calamity will obtain a feel similar to what starlight river and fables have it will be pretty cool Imo

[dull heart]

hi

[azure oak]

doze if you had the option would you collapse under your own gravitational pull

[dull heart]

decline to comment

[high scaffold]

I wonder if there will be an update this spring

[solemn crest]

A horrible update

[distant raft]

nope! update on 19 march and big dry spell until summer

[cobalt wharf]

nah theyre just gonna leave dazzling stabbers the way they are rn for like 10 more months

[vivid hemlock]

why are we still using brainstorm amidias

[solemn crest]

Wait there’s a small update tm?

[distant raft]

idk

[vivid hemlock]

update was in 2021 smh

[distant raft]

prolly gonna be 2.1.3 in not too long for bugfixes and minor additions

[naive sluice]

Channels description is still stuck on brainstorm

change it to Sunken Sea

[distant raft]

when is brainstorm dropping

@every dev and moderator brainstorm when

[distant raft]

thats a new one

[solemn crest]

I yoinked that one that day

[polar tide]

im hungry

[solemn crest]

Hi hungry

[vagrant wind]

who tf is breaking the game with this that it had to be nerfed

[grave geyser]

[vagrant wind]

figures

[grave geyser]

its 100% still broken just not "killing shit in 12 seconds" levels

[solemn crest]

Calamity traps only???

[tropic jolt]

june 2nd

[dull heart]

spoiler time

[pulsar cobalt]

uhh

[tropic jolt]

ah

[azure oak]

incomprehensible

[vagrant wind]

genuinely how do you get such an upscaled image

this is all I see

[azure oak]

i used gimp to make the image size larger

[hollow harness]

oh this is my powershell colour scheme

[late eagle]

Could it have something to do with auric?

How do we decifre pixels now

[balmy harness]

got it, thank you for letting me know!

[fathom girder]

miracle matter finalized palette

[solemn crest]

New dye?

[strange cargo]

No, this isn’t quite horrible enough

[distant raft]

glupshittium bar palette

[dull heart]

I comprehend it

[fathom girder]

doze did I get it right

[pulsar cobalt]

ur a cheat er

[dull heart]

No

[fathom girder]

shid

[pulsar cobalt]

the first five grey pixels makes me think its a monochrome thing being coloured via code n stuff

[fathom girder]

oh wait, you think it's the palette for the new boss health bars

[dull heart]

what this is for has never been talked about here at all

[fathom girder]

ah

antenizer revamp then

it can't be anyhthing else

[pulsar cobalt]

is it a pre existing thing in the mod?

[dull heart]

Or well

[half lava]

no more hints

[solemn crest]

Is it brainstorm 2?

[half lava]

only waiting

[tropic jolt]

clearly malice mode twins is getting a fourth eye

[strange cargo]

Fovenator is coming back

[fathom girder]

Oh wait is it perhaps for the UI for the exo armors

I know those are set to arrive eventually

[distant raft]

miracle mangalica.............

context: very pretty looking pig

[dull heart]

I think you'd get better guesses from further analyzing the image to make educated guesses more than shot in the dark guesses

[solemn crest]

This is a quite not-horrible looking hog

[fathom girder]

it is pixels

[dull heart]

You know this too

[pulsar cobalt]

im thinking auric cuz it has a lot of golden yellow and blue but theres also stuff like pink and bright green so idk

[half lava]

it looks on a purely surface level like books

[strange cargo]

The top left below the monochrome is giving corruption vibes

[azure oak]

golden miracle hog

[pulsar cobalt]

specifically the second to last row gives me auric vibes

[solemn crest]

I was literally just typing this

[strange cargo]

Top left

Not right

Lemme edit rq

[fathom girder]

Is this for the yharim lore tablet...

[half lava]

it looks like a bunch of biome color schemes

[solemn crest]

Image again

[distant raft]

bottom row is like deep abyss vibes

its like the exact same palette as jared

[half lava]

old jared

[strange cargo]

Below the “corruption” is giving the scoria layers

[solemn crest]

Idk I’m really getting corruption vibes from the left

[distant raft]

like

[half lava]

theres some hallow in there too

[fathom girder]

if it is simply every color palette then I think it's colors for the yharpad lore stuff to like. color in lore text that fits its appropriate biomes

[solemn crest]

Right side is honestly giving aerialite

[dull heart]

ok that's a funny coincidence

[strange cargo]

Wait split it up into fourths

[half lava]

quest menu...?

[strange cargo]

Theres 12 pixels wide

3 sections of 4

[solemn crest]

If it’s corruption and aerialite, that also makes me think hive mind

[strange cargo]

And then each row could be their own

[fathom girder]

is it for evils 2 rework

[solemn crest]

That’s what I’m thinking?

[distant raft]

this ones easy its just eva 01/joker/there was a third one but i cant remember what it was

[strange cargo]

That would possibly make sense but idk how the right fits the perfs

[distant raft]

we're getting eva mounts 100% confirmed you cannot possibly deny it

[dull heart]

No

[solemn crest]

No to evil 2 or mounts?

[dull heart]

.

[pulsar cobalt]

player ui? idk

[fathom girder]

tsuki's too good at this

is it for coloring in the text for set bonuses

[solemn crest]

Ok so auric

[pulsar cobalt]

the green on the top row is putting me off cuz idk where it would need it

[half lava]

t5 draedon weapons

[dull heart]

You can ignore the top row

[half lava]

new auric tesla armor

[strange cargo]

Piggy

[dull heart]

Top row is for code to know what to do

[strange cargo]

Ignore the scribbled on part

[solemn crest]

So we know auric, and I’m honestly still getting corruption vibes

[fathom girder]

but it's nothing we've discussed here before

[solemn crest]

Hmmmm

[strange cargo]

As if doze is above lying

[solemn crest]

Secret shadowspec evil boss confirmed

[polar tide]

HEEEELLLPPPP

[pulsar cobalt]

hi carny

[dull heart]

hi

[polar tide]

OH

[solemn crest]

Hello there

[polar tide]

OH I GOT A MESSAGE THROUGH

HI

[distant raft]

this is making me think yuyuko

[pulsar cobalt]

pisscord moment

[strange cargo]

Trans

Trans-nade

Its rogue weapons

[solemn crest]

Auric… trans… Yharim trans confirmed

[strange cargo]

Confirmed

[polar tide]

Anyways. As ive been trying to say for the past 10 minutes

[pulsar cobalt]

sealed singularity

[fathom girder]

is it for a dev weapon]

[dull heart]

why are you splitting rows if auric is one contiguous row

[dull heart]

not a weapon