calamity-update-talk

[strange cargo]

Bc relogic is obsessed

[honest vine]

with melee

[barren nacelle]

Mod compat hell

[honest vine]

IBS in terraria

[barren nacelle]

I wish there was more post evil 1 but unfortunately evil 2 is right fucking after

[dull heart]

They can

It's just

[mystic eagle]

That's such a shitty joke

[dull heart]

horrific to do

[solemn crest]

Oh I thought that it was like a hard hardcoded thing

[barren nacelle]

no such thing

[dull heart]

with enough effort

tmod can change it

[solemn crest]

True

[barren nacelle]

I'm sure the tmod team could trap a soul within tml if they tried hard enough

[honest vine]

omg

the binding of isaac

[solemn crest]

What if we made a gofundme and paid them to add custom liquid support? 🤔

[honest vine]

tears up!

[fierce hearth]

If tmod fixed it, it would mean basically every mod that has anything related to liquids would need to patch their liquids to the fix

Which would be annoying but not the first time a global fix would be needed for all mods

[barren nacelle]

1 (one) additional liquid spot and every mod has to fight over it

[dull heart]

The winner is decided by download count

[solemn crest]

I mean how many mods affect liquids like that?

[dull heart]

Lowest download count mod gets the slot

[fierce hearth]

It goes to magic storage!

Oh

Nvm

[solemn crest]

I cant really think of any mods that mess with liquids

[barren nacelle]

Utric get's a liquid slot and

[fierce hearth]

It goes to some png replacing the guide that has a description in Ukrainian

[dull heart]

no it wouldn't then

[honest vine]

omg summoner is so boring in brainstorm

[rancid pagoda]

can you imagine Minecraft modding style fluid tanks

[honest vine]

im dropping crazy ass melee weapons

but im playing as summoner

[dull heart]

Most downloaded mod is calamity by a margin of a couple million

magic storage iirc is about 6 million behind calamity

[honest vine]

im pretty sure theres a more famous mod

[barren nacelle]

Add all of tinkers construct

[honest vine]

Terraria is more famous than calamity

[solemn crest]

No, I don’t think there is

[honest vine]

terraria mod

[barren nacelle]

?

[honest vine]

idk

technically tmodloader is a mod

[solemn crest]

If this is a joke about how terraria started as a final fantasy mod I’m gonna be very upset

[honest vine]

yes

you get it

that was the joke

[solemn crest]

🤦‍♂️

[fierce hearth]

Explodes you with my mind

[solemn crest]

[honest vine]

💥

[dull heart]

like

82% of all tmod players have calamity

[dense sundial]

terraria actually started as super mario bros x

[solemn crest]

Jesus

[honest vine]

what if i kill them all

[dull heart]

58% have magic storage

[fierce hearth]

I kind of hate how popular calamity is

[honest vine]

dieee

[solemn crest]

I knew cal was popular but that is actually an insane metric

[fierce hearth]

Play something else I know you're here because you think that you're cool if you beat it on the hardest difficulty!

[honest vine]

kill 7 billion people

[solemn crest]

I thought it was closer to 60

[dull heart]

100% of all cool tmod players are subscribed to Roots tho

[dense sundial]

i absolutely unequivocally hate how popular calamity is
for a specific reason

[solemn crest]

This is true

[echo pier]

I love calamity but pls change consistency, there's no warning between duke fishron's phase change between phase 3 and 4

you have no idea you're still not in phase 3

and then get caught offguard by the perma dash phase

[oblique gorge]

watch the %

[honest vine]

if supreme calamitas phone number was your bank balance, how much money would you have

[solemn crest]

Oh btw there’s a bug in roots with Abagail’s flower that makes it just eat your mana after the first summon. Haven’t put a report in yet bc I’ve been busy

[barren nacelle]

I wish Calamity was more niche because the inner inner circles of the community are really chill people and I'm glad I've made it that deep but damn is it just wading through slop

[dull heart]

and it doesn't get stronger?

[solemn crest]

YouTube fandom be upon ye

[solemn crest]

Oh I haven’t tested that yet

[dull heart]

Roots makes minions cost 40 Max Mana to summon beyond your minion slot cap

[echo pier]

I don't notice things unless it's a really loud sound or the screen's colour change to the negative value

i tunnel vision way too much

[oblique gorge]

oh well

[dense sundial]

the cal team didn't have anything to do with this being a problem

[oblique gorge]

i mean i feel you absolutely cause i forget about it too but

[dense sundial]

because it's fabsol's work

[echo pier]

I could tell, lol

[oblique gorge]

once it starts happening you gotta adapt i guess

[solemn crest]

Is there a changelog of everything roots alters from Vanilla bc I’ve just kinda been blindly doin it lol

[dense sundial]

pretty much anything concerning bosses is completely up in the air now

[dull heart]

On the steam workshop there's update notes

I don't have them all in one spot though

[solemn crest]

Sweet, ima take a peek at that when I get the chance

[dull heart]

Yet

[echo pier]

Hopefully duke fishron can receive the brain of chtulu treatment

[main estuary]

hopefully there's less colossal cthulhunados

i hate those things

[dense sundial]

i think the scale of a boss rework should be inverse to how good the original boss is

like you don't need to do as much with duke

[solemn crest]

In short: zero empress of light reworks

[echo pier]

Yeah, and more visible cthulhunados during phase 3 as they are dark blue and the background is dark blue, they blend perfectly and you don't notice them

[solemn crest]

Because that fight is perfect

[main estuary]

some tweaks could help it but yeah

it's probably the best fabsolian boss

[solemn crest]

Like I can’t lie Infernum EoL feels like slop

But vanilla EoL???

Peak

And she also gives the best mage weapon of all time

[main estuary]

if i had a favorite and least favorite death boss

the prior would be the brain
and the latter is wof

[gray solar]

https://tenor.com/view/draedon-minor-spelling-mistake-draedon-calamity-gif-195717575969989510

[solemn crest]

Wof is just so boring man

[main estuary]

that's so fucking true

it's not even a genuine fight

[oblique gorge]

least favorite is between wof and provi

for me

[solemn crest]

Idk I LOVE empress of light in vanilla and rev

[main estuary]

hell i'd rather fight fleshmullets

[dull heart]

Last I checked Magic Missile wasn't post empress

[solemn crest]

You’re sleeping on the Nightglow

Nightglow my beloved

[dull heart]

meh

[main estuary]

the demon scythes from death wof don't even move at the same pace as him until like later in the fight

even king slime puts up a fight

[rancid pagoda]

that is a good weapon

[solemn crest]

*the best weapon

[rancid pagoda]

only slightly biased to homing weapons

I'm diversifying more now that we have The Pointer

[solemn crest]

Oooh maybe I should change the focusing lens to be a lamp that points a beam at your cursor…

[grave grove]

GUYS I BEAT ASTRUM DEUS

[pulsar cobalt]

@dull heart remember how you mentioned cryo stone doesnt update its damage

yea neither does teslas

[dull heart]

doesn't matter it still sucks

[pulsar cobalt]

true

i do still wanna try some funnys with it tho

see even if i did know if it was any good

[vivid hemlock]

i swear if this isnt a donor item..

[pulsar cobalt]

guh

the accessory list in the wiki is so outdated

still only lists craw carapace as defensive even tho it has had damage as a raw stat for like 2 years now

[solemn crest]

IS THAT SUNSHOT???

[fathom girder]

I can kinda see sunshot in that but

nah

[solemn crest]

It’s the barrel

[azure oak]

wonder what that green thing on the right of the image is tho

[solemn crest]

Very sunshot-like

[barren nacelle]

I’m pretty sure that’s Opal Striker

Gun that strikes

[vivid hemlock]

oh the arc nova line resprites are coming

after 2 years

[agile latch]

Just a coincidence..

Didnt knew about sunshot existing..

They do be p similar

[amber loom]

[agile latch]

Does it look like a donor item?

[barren nacelle]

I think they asked because it looks like sunshot

[vivid hemlock]

read it mightve been palworld related and just defaulted to that

[blazing field]

palworld is #lame so im glad

the developers are anyways idc abt the game itself

[solemn crest]

I just thought it looked like sunshot that’s why I asked

Fourth best gun in Destiny history

[vivid hemlock]

the fact that horrible hog would be one of the first enemies to have actually interesting ai in new calamity...

[lyric trellis]

How it should be

[blazing field]

as god intended

[vivid hemlock]

horrible hog soloes your favorite calamity boss

(old duke)

[lyric trellis]

Horrible hog meets horrible hog

[pearl sentinel]

can we rename the mod hoglamity

[vivid hemlock]

that would be hogly

[honest vine]

spider or ice cluster

[solemn crest]

Hog

[agile latch]

o PAL striker

[cunning sequoia]

o europe striker

[agile latch]

Do wonder why its called opal striker though..

The secret terraria gem opal

[cunning sequoia]

opal striker
made with diamonds

[vivid hemlock]

curse of backreading at 5 in the morning...

[late eagle]

Opal striker my beloved

Xyk made it even more peak than it was🙏

[fathom girder]

Shows that you know good design :D

D2 has some cool gun designs

[lyric trellis]

Marnite striker

[agile latch]

Marnite striker will be Arc nova

Mix of a granite and marble weapon

[blazing field]

is arc nova gonna be redesigned to not just be a metroid weapon

thatd be pretty badass i think

[agile latch]

Yea

It will mix the granite crystal shotgun/minigun element from magna cannon and the railgun marble pistol part from opal striker

[vivid hemlock]

will despoiler get resprited too if the previous 3 are

[amber egret]

marb granova

[lyric trellis]

Finally

[agile latch]

Possibly

[timid root]

I've seen a lot of talk about the update recently, is it going out soon? I kind of hope not I just started a new world

[earnest jewel]

Update was two months ago.

[azure oak]

one month, it was in february

[tribal isle]

Next update probably this year

If I were you I’d wait for that

Probably the 1.4.5 port is gonna be out by then

So it’s double content

If you wait

Idk what the next update could be
Anything that’s not sunken sea related

Probably the long awaited crabulon rework

[earnest jewel]

Risen Ground Overhaul.

[wanton kraken]

Dazzling Stabber Staff audio bug getting fixed anytime soon

[azure oak]

the unnecessary overhaul!
it completely reworks everything but the stuff people actually want!

[distant raft]

in 2.1.3 yah

[earnest jewel]

That's just the Murasama update.

[cunning sequoia]

this update is specifically designed to nerf the things YOU like

the devs HATE you

YOU specifically

[distant raft]

aw man paper plane nerf

[cunning sequoia]

🫵

[tribal isle]

Not the lawnmower nerfs

[lean relic]

✅

[azure oak]

every month the devs should be allowed to kill one person

[polar tide]

i do not know specifically what you mean by "the update" but no matter what it is the answer is no

[distant raft]

The Update.

[tribal isle]

Idk man this year sounds pretty soon

Relative

To the other stuff

[polar tide]

The Update

[distant raft]

Horrible Hupdate when

[wanton kraken]

literally just got it and thought that is annoying see if there is a fix

[tribal isle]

Deltarune collab update

[distant raft]

using virid vangard instead is the fix

[agile latch]

Horrible update soon ™

SSO image

[polar tide]

the super swine overhog

[wanton kraken]

is it better

[distant raft]

yeah

virid vangard is SS

2.1.1 stabbers were S iirc

[wanton kraken]

bet

[pearl sentinel]

im terrified of the hog .

please help.

[earnest jewel]

No. :)

[blazing field]

wholesome

wacky how the upgrade of that line is deadass just a metroid prime weapon

calamity reference moment

[tribal isle]

That’s quite the range of the amount of hogs

[rare tinsel]

Hide of Astrum Deus

Arm your children with spears

[polar tide]

this is still one of my favorite tweets ever

[lean relic]

is it really that strong?.........

[earnest jewel]

M1 + W.

[polar tide]

how the fuck are you expecting to kill "30-50 feral hogs" with anything short of like. a machine gun. or a landmine

[pulsar cobalt]

yes

[tribal isle]

A sword

[blazing field]

3-5 mins specifically btw

hes gotta kill all of them in that time range

[polar tide]

why is this guy letting his small kids play in the yard if 30-50 feral hogs running through the yard is a common issue

[rare tinsel]

feral hogs are walking tanks

[tropic jolt]

me when I kill the 30-50 feral hogs in 2 minutes and 59 seconds so it doesnt count

[rare tinsel]

motherfuckers can eat small arms and still seriously hurt you

[tribal isle]

7 million dollars for the pig or the car

[rare tinsel]

below mnl

[blazing field]

não vendo meu porco mlk fdp

[agile latch]

7k money for car

[tropic jolt]

how horrible

[honest vine]

whats mnl

mega no life

[distant raft]

yeah this things fucked up

[agile latch]

Would you sell your pig?

[distant raft]

minimum nohit length

[honest vine]

oh

same thing

[rare tinsel]

TRUE

[tribal isle]

Depends if it’s a horrible one

[blazing field]

id never sell my pig

[rare tinsel]

i would

would you buy my pig

[blazing field]

yes

[agile latch]

6 gold coins

[honest vine]

Would God sell your soul to the underworld despite it being so filthy?

[polar tide]

im aware of this which is why im extra questioning why someone would let their small kids play in the yard if it is constatnly being overrun by roving gangs of feral hogs

[agile latch]

Maybe the hogs aren't horrible

[distant raft]

gotta teach em how to fight while theyre still impressionable

[tropic jolt]

training

[earnest jewel]

They must learn to know no fear.

[agile latch]

Benevolent boars

[tribal isle]

If it was filthy I’d be in the underworld regardless wouldn’t I

[blazing field]

the benevolent boar faction

[honest vine]

oh yea true

[blazing field]

the sworn enemies of the horrible hogs

the warthog war that has been going for years

[honest vine]

parmesian parrot

[earnest jewel]

The Swine Saga rages on...

[tropic jolt]

wrathful warthogs

[agile latch]

The coallition

[blazing field]

woth (Wrath of the Hog)

[honest vine]

omg wrath of the hogs reference?

[agile latch]

Benevolent boars and divine swines vs wrathful warthogs and horrible hogs

[honest vine]

haha

[earnest jewel]

Don't leak my fanfics!

[honest vine]

too late

quoted peak a second before

[agile latch]

Horrible fanfic

[polar tide]

some extra context that makes this tweet evven funnier btw if i remember correctly this was being posed as a counterargument to gun control. as in like, "if we get rid of guns how am i supposed to kill the feral hogs that run through my yard"

[rare tinsel]

warthogs of the m*mmalian variety? or the A-10 type

[agile latch]

Need a piece of aged paper ui

To have horrible fanfic ingame

[tropic jolt]

hype hogs with aura

[rare tinsel]

tbf there isn’t much else you can do to feral hogs

[tropic jolt]

😭

[earnest jewel]

There is one thing... get some really angry birds...

[rare tinsel]

my little sweet old lady neighbor had this huge garden and feral hogs kept digging it up so she bought a magnum and a silencer and solved that problem

[agile latch]

The shady salesman should sell warthog planes that are actual living hogs with wings and a minigun on their mouth that use bacon oil as fuel

[polar tide]

HOW ARE YOU KILLING 30-50 FERAL HOGS IN 3-5 MINUTES WITH A SINGLE GUN

[agile latch]

You can befriend the hogs..

[tropic jolt]

very carefully

[agile latch]

Create a army

[distant raft]

efficiently

[agile latch]

Pacifist hog route

Give them beautiful flowers

[polar tide]

im like losign my mind laughing over this i keep saying "30-50 feral hogs" out loud to myself and cackling

[earnest jewel]

Big gun.

[agile latch]

With a gun with the horrible reforge

[tribal isle]

I do not find this hilarious

[polar tide]

+100% damage modifier against hogs

[agile latch]

@boreal pewter the horrible reforge..

[distant raft]

reception of 500 feral hogs in calamity when

[polar tide]

where will you be during random hog event

[half lava]

The Hog...

[cunning sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/idle-phase2doom-gif-25740534

[distant raft]

give us the third library of ruina based mod

[agile latch]

5000 feral hogs: come outside

[tropic jolt]

if a hotel has an infinite amount of vacancies can it attend to the desires of an infinite amount of hogs

[polar tide]

William McNabb killing the 30-50 feral hogs that run through his yard while his small kids play

[earnest jewel]

Yes, but it takes an infinite amount of time, leaving an infinite amount permantently homeless.

[tropic jolt]

what if there was an infinite amount of swine to cater to each infinite hog

[agile latch]

They have 6 seconds to kill each hog

Can you kill a hog in 6 seconds?

[tropic jolt]

eldritch hog theorem is truly incomprehensible

[tribal isle]

Does that include lunch break

[polar tide]

this will be fraud secret level

[earnest jewel]

Can a hog survive six seconds?

[polar tide]

v1 vs 30-50 feral hogs

a huge wave of feral hogs is approaching

[agile latch]

Does hogs have blood?

[polar tide]

presumably

[earnest jewel]

Are the hogs out for blood?

[tropic jolt]

mankind is dead
blood is fuel
hogs are coming

[agile latch]

Hell is empty
Hog is full

[tribal isle]

Hogs are made of pure evil and bleed tar

[young notch]

Interesting

Anyone else here a drill containment unit enjoyer :3

[wide raven]

Okay where did the hog meme even come from

[distant raft]

piggy

thats the origin

[earnest jewel]

We are enlightened.

[native thistle]

calamity

[young notch]

nvm this chat is a lost cause

[tropic jolt]

🐗

[blazing field]

04/01/2026

[hasty tangle]

damn, we have memes from the future?

[vivid hemlock]

The bells are tolling.

[lean relic]

what a calamity

[brittle escarp]

Hey, it’s update chat. Very forward looking

We are pre-empting memes

[agile latch]

User knows too much

Sending horrible agents to your house

[tropic jolt]

brainstorm june 2nd 2026

whos excited

[polar tide]

Meeeeee!!! 💞 ✨

[vivid hemlock]

immortality

[earnest jewel]

Fourth of January?

[agile latch]

[earnest jewel]

Of course, George Washington's birthday.

[fathom girder]

SSO tomorrow

[unique warren]

What is everyone most excited for

I'm very excited for Exo Blade shortsword

[fathom girder]

I can't wait for them to resprite and actually remake that stupid 2017 elemental lance

[unique warren]

Extremely true

[fathom girder]

because lmao how did it not only come back but it came back with that sprite

that lance came back in the same update that grand dad got its badass rework

[azure oak]

one day miracle matter will no longer look like a mess, i look forward to that day

[unique warren]

Uhhh

[fathom girder]

it's gonna be soooon

[unique warren]

I don't think it ever left

[fathom girder]

that can't be right

there is NO way

[vivid hemlock]

stomp youre too yoyo rotted

[tribal isle]

January February

[fathom girder]

there's actually no way

[half lava]

you might be thinking of the exo spear

[fathom girder]

I'M NOT YOYO ROTTED I SWEAR

[tribal isle]

What’s an exo spear

[azure oak]

bro i think you need to get off of calmain for a bit you might have brain damage

[unique warren]

Has that ever been a thing??

[vivid hemlock]

exo spear hasnt even been added yet

[unique warren]

Yeah I thought so

[fathom girder]

Okay okay okay I think I THINK I know where the mistake was

[half lava]

there was a miracle matter spear that was either a joke people made or an old item

[tribal isle]

What class is exo spear

[vivid hemlock]

no sprite and no code

[vivid hemlock]

summoner

[tribal isle]

Exo tank before exo spear

[fathom girder]

I think I thought it got removed like YEARS ago because it utterly destroyed DoG back when his fight was a rungod fight and he'd spawn a copy of himself at 50% health and they nerfed it so that it didn't do that

and

and

and

THEY'RE NOT VOICES

[azure oak]

look guys it's da vanishing point resprite!!!!

[tribal isle]

I miss when dog multiplied

[lyric trellis]

Wow

Calamity hire this fan

[unique warren]

God it presses me to no end that Ark of the Cosmos is gonna forever be auric tier

[vivid hemlock]

fym this is an old vanishing point sprite 😭

[pulsar cobalt]

sigh...

fab change in 2.0.4.2

[fathom girder]

Terra spear

[tribal isle]

They should buff it and make it post exos so people use it over anything else on scal

[grave grove]

guys

i already beat moonlord

what i can do now

[tribal isle]

W

[pulsar cobalt]

i forgot it existed thank god they removed it

[tribal isle]

Genuinely what do you even use ark of the cosmos on

[unique warren]

They should make it a MIRACLE MATTER WEAPON like EVERY OTHER ELEMENTAL WEAPON UPGRADE IS

[azure oak]

either of the 2 bosses after yharon

[tribal isle]

aren’t like most other options just better

[unique warren]

Maybe so but that's just a balancing issue

[grave grove]

GUYS MOONLORD DIDNT DROP ME LUMINITE

[fathom girder]

Orderbringer kinda mogs ark of the cosmos

[grave grove]

oh

ok

[fathom girder]

unfortunately

[grave grove]

he drop me

[unique warren]

But this is a fucked up and evil issue

[grave grove]

it was on my inv

[unique warren]

Ok we get it lol

[fathom girder]

calamity mod talk is up a little bit

[azure oak]

when will they turned ark of the elements into ark of the very cool weapon, smh calamity fell off 😔

[polar tide]

orderbringer mogs everything

[fathom girder]

orderbringer mogs dev weapons it's insane

[unique warren]

When will they make it a MIRACLE MATTER WEAPON

[frozen horizon]

Almost every Auric+ Melee solos Ark of the Cosmos.

[tribal isle]

It’s so sad that you don’t even wanna use ark of the cosmos over anything else
The weapon you’ve (probably) been going towards the whole game

[unique warren]

This has an extremely easy solution

[fathom girder]

yeah

[unique warren]

Just buff the damage

[fathom girder]

delete orderbringer :)

[unique warren]

Or make it a miracle matter weapon fr fr

[polar tide]

homophobe

[fathom girder]

WOW

wow

-# wow

[unique warren]

It just makes so much more sense

[polar tide]

yeah?

[fathom girder]

Ark of the cosmos is also hilariously complex

and like

[unique warren]

What makes Ark different from the other Elemental weapons

[half lava]

nothin

[fathom girder]

compared to orderbringer there's a pretty notable ease of access debate there

[half lava]

nothin at all

[polar tide]

okay ❤️

[unique warren]

Ark should 100% do considerably more damage when used to its full extent

[azure oak]

it's different because shut up it just is don't question it

[unique warren]

[fathom girder]

All the swords that make up ark of the cosmos replace the miracle matter

because it's about the journey

the culmination of everything is

a miracle

[unique warren]

So what, is Ark some king of journey's end?

[fathom girder]

it is a hallmark of the journey's end

wait...

say that again...

[unique warren]

Anyways yeah I wish Ark wasn't treated as some special case when it comes to Elemental weapons

[fathom girder]

It's THE calamity sword it has to be the special boy

[unique warren]

Like it only feels special, it isn't actually any different from them really

At least not in a way that I can tell or has been pointed out to me

[tribal isle]

I’m surprised ark never received buffs

[tribal isle]

What if it’s entire purpose is to be put on a shelf to look at

[unique warren]

Look like, if we go over the elemental weapons, there's nothing unique about Ark of the Elements

[tribal isle]

Add an exhume to ark of the cosmos

[unique warren]

It's not the only one that doesn't have a Terra weapon in it (Lightspeed, Superradiant, Augur, Flowers)

Oh my god whatever

[tribal isle]

It’s okay

It’s gonna be fine

[unique warren]

Yeah but it doesn’t match the rest of em

[tribal isle]

The whole line should get remade from scratch

[tropic jolt]

massive W

[half lava]

[tropic jolt]

down with hetslop

[unique warren]

Wait is flowers getting a MM weapon

[dusk bronze]

planned

[earnest jewel]

What did I even do!?

[vivid hemlock]

flowers and spear yeah

[tribal isle]

ur british

[vivid hemlock]

eventually™

[unique warren]

So why is Ark such an exception

[vivid hemlock]

idfk

i dont control the calamity ninjas, the wind flows one way and the currents flow with it

[tribal isle]

I hope ze next big update is dedicated to ze arks

[vivid hemlock]

i am but a mere observer

[earnest jewel]

False.

[tribal isle]

calamity owner says what

[earnest jewel]

I'm the straight representation in this server.

Just me.

[unique warren]

Yeah but like SOMEBODY has to have some idea of why

[tropic jolt]

endangered species

[vivid hemlock]

stop rejecting the will of the city

[tribal isle]

I am right here

[unique warren]

You have done nothing but be silly and/or goofy

[earnest jewel]

The city will bow before me.

[tribal isle]

you have never seen ozzatron and kozz in the same room

[unique warren]

That is true

[vivid hemlock]

you are but a mere footnote, doomed to endlessly chase at a hopeless future below the stifling sky

[earnest jewel]

Yes, right now, please leave my bedroom.

[tribal isle]

🤫

[earnest jewel]

How are you typing this I don't see your hands moving. Why don't you blink.

[tribal isle]

so many questions and so little time

[severe coral]

Horrible Hog tomorrow!

[vivid hemlock]

Ooh, so close! You were 15 days too early. . .

[severe coral]

Nice try

I can smell the horror

[vivid hemlock]

The Hog is draining the life force from this person.

Sending penitence.

[earnest jewel]

Prepare the Requiem for this poor soul.

[severe coral]

New Sulphurous Sea variant: Boar Beach

Like the RoR

When the Beast is Toxic and the Mother is of Many

[deft lily]

true...

the evil cishet people...................................

😨

[earnest jewel]

WHAT DID I EVEN DO!?

[deft lily]

idk

[half lava]

grammatical correctness

[severe coral]

Wha🥁🥁🥁I do

[deft lily]

oh! i know!
existing

[earnest jewel]

:(

[tropic jolt]

exactly

[deft lily]

:D

[severe coral]

I'm gonna pay Raytheon to engineer a straight bomb and find you all and use it

[half lava]

i shall grant the masses my bi immunity

[fathom girder]

see you're the reason why nobody likes straight people

[deft lily]

11 months of the year - "let me get this straight"
June - "let me be queer"

[fathom girder]

I get a bad name cuz what

you wanna nuke the gays with straighteners???

can't be doing that man...

[severe coral]

Why not

[fathom girder]

because this will spark a 200 year war

and you'll punch a table so hard that the room explodes

[severe coral]

wh

[earnest jewel]

:(

[severe coral]

huh

[deft lily]

true

[severe coral]

Wtf does that even mean

[fathom girder]

someone doesn't have ball knowledge

[severe coral]

Sounds like fallout

[deft lily]

its a reference to some old (retconned) cal lore where yharim punched a table so hard it killed everything in the vicinity

[fathom girder]

it's calamity

[severe coral]

What

[rigid surge]

Please Calamity! Add more filler content and redesigns! Please don’t work on furthering the mod or adding new concepts!

[plush carbon]

What do you mean old lore, this is still canon

[tired adder]

where's that macro image, where calamitas says that that was calamitous?

[fathom girder]

idk

[deft lily]

oh it is?

[fathom girder]

no they're

shitposting

[deft lily]

damnit

got baited

[plush carbon]

I got a bite!

[deft lily]

now THIS is a ragebait

[vivid hemlock]

0/10 bait

[deft lily]

0/10 in fact

[tropic jolt]

is this calamity mod

[earnest jewel]

This implies being gay is a religion.

[tired adder]

it could be still canonized as urban legend/propaganda, if lore writers were actually reading this channel

[earnest jewel]

They are. They're always watching.

[deft lily]

i love gay people

!!!!

[halcyon seal]

No its thorium

[deft lily]

in what context?
we may never know

[tropic jolt]

Horrible Hogs are being laced with homosexual hogpotions to bite calamity players and convert them to wokelamity

[polar tide]

i killed my homunculus last week after raising him for over a year and a half and i can't stop seeing his face everywhere

[deft lily]

everywhere i go
i see his face

[half lava]

my condolences

[deft lily]

😔

[vivid hemlock]

anyways, how could you "further" the mod by ignoring the entirety of it thats still years old and wasnt made at all with modern standards, and then beg for something new and expect it to feel cohesive

[deft lily]

^

[half lava]

its always hard when you don't know theyve failed until a few years in

[earnest jewel]

'I' 'love' 'gay' 'people'.

[deft lily]

i agree

[rigid surge]

I’m sorry I love you

[cunning sequoia]

wake up

[polar tide]

i'll never forget the way he screamed or the betrayal in his eyes

[cunning sequoia]

wake up.

[half lava]

excuse you

[deft lily]

alex wake the fuck up

-# idk

[tired adder]

the hog is coming
the hog is coming!

[dusk bronze]

armageddon

[raw falcon]

why did you kill your homunculus

[half lava]

the sound is always the worst part

[raw falcon]

you could have eated him

[deft lily]

[severe coral]

You mispelled best 💔

[tired adder]

what if horrible hog update made duke fishron and old duke spawn naturally

[deft lily]

horrible hog is approaching from the west

[raw falcon]

my homunculi keep dissolving into pink goop after i kick them down the stairs and its a mess to clean up

[half lava]

you have not known guilt until you have heard the shriek of a dying homunculus

[raw falcon]

how do yall deal with that

[half lava]

mop

[severe coral]

Dude is ur keyboard broken

[earnest jewel]

I make a new one to clean it up.

[severe coral]

You typed "guilt" instead of "euphoria"

[cinder hearth]

Food for the goblins

[half lava]

you are truly a sadistic madman unworthy of the privilege to create homunculi

[raw falcon]

i mean considering how you make your homunculi it can be pretty funny

[severe coral]

You know where all the unworthiness in the world gets you

Nowhere

Because I have the privelege nonetheless

[half lava]

one day our armies will have grown great and strong, and on that day we shall know whether the carrot or the stick has prevailed

[severe coral]

It's how I cope with 2 inches snow in 2 hours when it was 70 degrees yesterday

[deft lily]

urrugh i need to sleep

[severe coral]

It's all the homunculi's fault

[deft lily]

quick someone kill me

[severe coral]

Not a homunculus

can't

[raw falcon]

I accidentally put my homunculus in the washing machine yesterday

[deft lily]

explode

[raw falcon]

i felt kind of bad but he spun around in a hilarious manner

so

[severe coral]

Sometimes I take the homunculus and throw black tar on it it scream loud asf

[severe coral]

Or however the meme goes

[severe coral]

Exaaactly

Maybe don't be a highly throwable imp or highly killable homunculus

What are they thinking are they stupid?

[earnest jewel]

Clearly, you don't own an air fryer.

[severe coral]

1. I do
2. Facebook mom level joke

[earnest jewel]

Clearly, you don't know what's coming.

Clearly, you don't know that you need to run.

[lean relic]

hog

hog

[lean relic]

🏃 🐖

[severe coral]

💥 🐖

Absolute

Is there a running animation for the hog?

[brittle escarp]

What is with the hog bit

[severe coral]

wym

[earnest jewel]

They've infiltrated our society.

[brittle escarp]

Like how did it start

What is the bit

[lethal kraken]

there is no bit there is only the horrible hog

[severe coral]

Not a bit

It's always been there

[brittle escarp]

The hogs are coming

[severe coral]

Always horrible

Can't you see

Time to go grocery shopping

[earnest jewel]

Get me some pasta, thanks.

[severe coral]

ew hell na

[earnest jewel]

Wow, you hate Italians now?

Shame on you.

[severe coral]

Beef is $4/lb

[tribal isle]

Brimstone like tboi

[earnest jewel]

I have news for you.

Pasta is not made of beef.

[severe coral]

Uh yeah

[pulsar cobalt]

but youre british...

[tribal isle]

He doesn’t know how much is that they use Sterling in England

[tropic jolt]

highly flammable

[severe coral]

I'm getting beef because $4 is cheap

[earnest jewel]

Fact check: False.

[severe coral]

Brit detected

Sacrifice him to the hog

It will be horrible

⚖️_ _

[earnest jewel]

WHERE!?

[severe coral]

🪞🫵_ _

[earnest jewel]

BEHIND ME!?

[tribal isle]

The hog or the sacrificing

[fathom girder]

the hog

[brittle escarp]

Yes

[fathom girder]

it shall be horrible

[main estuary]

just gonna say
the swines quite divine

[brittle escarp]

Update chat has fallen. Billions must hog

[severe coral]

I possess information I cannot tell another living soul

[earnest jewel]

Don't worry, we accept you.

[dusk bronze]

as do i

[tribal isle]

I’m dead

Do tell

[severe coral]

||No fuk u lol||

[strange cargo]

Hello caldate talk

[dusk bronze]

sorry updates cancelled

[strange cargo]

I will feed you to him first when he comes

[dusk bronze]

nuh uh

[tropic jolt]

MRBEAST GIVE ME MONEY

[dusk bronze]

dead

[tropic jolt]

this server could use something like honeypot maybe

[dusk bronze]

meh

automod actually functions now

[dull heart]

Give me $720

[fathom girder]

648*

[dull heart]

No

[fathom girder]

greedy..

[dusk bronze]

your greed sickens me

[tropic jolt]

give me $10,000,000

I will make calamity 2

[unique warren]

Y’know what my favorite thing in a mod is

[lapis oak]

how to summon Providence while still holding Proboscis

[late eagle]

Hog update

[tropic jolt]

☠️

[unique warren]

Fucking hell autocorrect is gonna get me arrested

[late eagle]

[tropic jolt]

multiplayer

[unique warren]

Anyways, I love when mods have like, a clear pattern

Like, every boss gets a Revengeance only drop

Wait that isn’t true

[dusk bronze]

[unique warren]

Uhh well, every boss gets an expert drop

[late eagle]

[urban cloak]

it technically is if you count the laudanum, stress pills and heart of darkness

[unique warren]

Or like, every class gets a fully upgraded accessory after DoG

[urban cloak]

but those aren't unique like expert accs

global rev specific boss drops

[unique warren]

Or all elemental weapons get turned into miracle matter weapons

[late eagle]

You know how we call this? Autism

[unique warren]

This is true

[late eagle]

It's unbearable

The desire for consistency

[unique warren]

It’s actually just OCD but yes

[fathom girder]

erm 🤓 ☝️

if everything's the same, then it all becomes bland

[tropic jolt]

so you hate waffles?

[unique warren]

It’s not a desire for sameness

[late eagle]

No, it becomes awesome and warms my heart

[unique warren]

It’s a desire for consistency!!!

[fathom girder]

what. nah bitch. that a whole new sentence

[tropic jolt]

[unique warren]

Oh so you like pancakes but not waffles?

[late eagle]

He stomps it

[full quest]

wtf

[full quest]

Waffles are way better

[late eagle]

I never ate waffles

Is it good?

[full quest]

That's like saying medium rare steak is worse than well done steak

Yes you should eat them

[late eagle]

I live in Brasil I don't have waffles

I don't have this luxury

I have lemons though

[full quest]

Eat something from the jungle

Brazil nut

Brazil is jungle right

[late eagle]

Castanha do Pará

[full quest]

Yeah that

[tribal isle]

Kfc

[full quest]

Idk my morning is like this

[late eagle]

Idk about that but I do have a literal jungle next to my house

[lapis oak]

sad

[tribal isle]

Just eat kfc in the morning and for lunch and for dinner

[full quest]

I wake up have bacon and eggs with a bloody marry on the side

[tribal isle]

I don’t like tomato juice

[full quest]

and then go to work

[lapis oak]

I guess it's only Stratus Sphere that is possible then

[tropic jolt]

idea: calamity should add lesbian flag which will summon providence if destroyed

[lapis oak]

or naturally summoned Polterghast

[tribal isle]

Not all of us get to be funny cyver

[full quest]

If she is a lesbian who does she date

Is there a moon deity

[tropic jolt]

the guardians idk

I do not know the calamity lore

[full quest]

I feel like providence would be like

Totally devout christian type

"like i'd never do that" hollier than val type

[fathom girder]

She's holier than thou only because thoust are not ash

[lapis oak]

can I choose Mechs if I'm already holding fire a weapon?

[fathom girder]

no

[west ledge]

@fathom girder

[fathom girder]

wtf did you do

what happened

[lapis oak]

so literally only Stratus Sphere that is possible

[fathom girder]

anything that lingers is possible

[west ledge]

Flamsteed Ring combines with PSC

[fathom girder]

what's psc again

[west ledge]

profaned soul crystal

[fathom girder]

oh

oh dear

[west ledge]

ill show u the setup

havent even been using the angels from the angelic alliance

ez

@fathom girder

[fathom girder]

that'll do it

[west ledge]

Arc flash ring is busted asl

I wont let anyone disagree with me on that front

[fathom girder]

I always use it in endgame ye

[west ledge]

PSC whip so i just use 2 cosmic viper engines for the hyperius

1.2x dmg buff for free pmuch

[fathom girder]

It's basically a 15% damage boost but once you get multipliers stacking it gets way crazier it feels like

[west ledge]

3 void eater marionettes

Then a temporal umbrella

Lets hope arc flash ring doesn't get a nerf

Easily my favorite accessory

[dull heart]

hi

i did a thing today

[dull heart]

it doesn't need one i don't think

[lapis oak]

testing bot

[west ledge]

I agree with u

[dull heart]

its about 1.15x dmg

[west ledge]

I think its fun to buildcraft with

[dull heart]

it's good but not broken

[west ledge]

Its just hitcount really

if you stack a bunch of extra hit effects it just starts spamming

[dull heart]

go my automatic discord webhook exports

[west ledge]

I find it really fun

[dull heart]

no it's not

because it's based on the damage of the hit

[west ledge]

I know

[dull heart]

so it averages out to be the same on all weapons

it does look cooler with more hits though

(but i disable visuals on it anyway so)

[west ledge]

I find its far stronger too on segmented bosses for obvious reasons

[dull heart]

what reason?

do the strikes have aoe or something

[west ledge]

I think it can hit multiple segments at a time yeah

seems like it

Like I noticed my damage skyrocket when the worms were like downwards if that makes sense

[dull heart]

it can't

[west ledge]

I could just be talking out my ass but thats what I noticed

[dull heart]

sounds like you just happened to be piercing in general

bc it isn't hitting that

it does look very cool on worms tho

[west ledge]

Might jus be summoners being goated

I think just by warrant of having a cool mechanic you can design a loadout around its fun

I ama firm believer in mult stacking though

[dull heart]

summoner does get the most benefit from AFR

because the arcs can crit but summons cant

[lapis oak]

AFR + Dazzling + The Storm = ears destroyer 5000

[west ledge]

Summoners can crit with PSC no?

rn im just tryna figure out how to PSC stack with flamsteed if thats possible

[dull heart]

that would be a bad idea

even if it was possible

[west ledge]

Thats how im hitting 1 million dps

[dull heart]

psc

[west ledge]

I dont see how its a bad idea

[dull heart]

psc's entire strength is it's main attack

[west ledge]

which is

[dull heart]

flamsteed overrides it

[west ledge]

you can still use whips remember

normally

you get PSC whip with flamsteed

[dull heart]

on flamsteed? yeah

oh

[west ledge]

yea

so its fucking wild

[dull heart]

ok sure but then you're losing Endogenesis, Temporal Umbrella, Ares Exoskeleton

[west ledge]

I dont need them

Will they wield higher damage?

[dull heart]

probably

[west ledge]

im using temporal + 2 hyperius + void eater marionette

[dull heart]

oh hyperius yeah

wait lol

[west ledge]

thats 1.2x and gives a lot of hitcount, void eater gives a lot of hits too but is currently the most replaceable

[dull heart]

that's not supposed to do that

[west ledge]

yeah its quadrupling the effect

[dull heart]

no it's not

it's just drawing 4 of them

[west ledge]

Oh

[dull heart]

because that's the texture file

[west ledge]

😭 I was wondering why there was so many and due to the dmg i was dealing just assumed it was quadruple stacking

[dull heart]

i forgot to tell PSC to use a different texture for the summon tag

[west ledge]

I think it corrupted lmfao

[dull heart]

oh you're using the sword on flamsteed

[west ledge]

yeah

sword is easily better than the beam

[dull heart]

that's weaker than the laser actually

[fathom girder]

ozzathoth with arc flash ring is really fun

[west ledge]

no way its weaker

ive tested both

[fathom girder]

for both the ears and the eyes

[west ledge]

ah nvm it is stronger i just doubled my fucking dps

[fathom girder]

LMAO

[west ledge]

[dull heart]

yeah

[west ledge]

ok real talk though

[dull heart]

i don't think flamsteed gets crit here tho

[west ledge]

why havent you nerfed flamsteed ring

[dull heart]

anymore

[dull heart]

it's shadowspec tier

it's not real

[west ledge]

I guess that makes sense

so all shadowspec items are immune to nerfs because theyre post game and balance doesnt matter past that point right?

[fathom girder]

correcto

[west ledge]

Cool I dig that

[dull heart]

not immune but

nobody cares to bother

[fathom girder]

only time a shadowspec weapon's been nerfed is the triactis hammer after its rework tbh

[west ledge]

how good was it

[fathom girder]

it was just a bit better

it's more like, it's just bad after the rework dps-wise

[still cobalt]

Technically no but basically they dont get nerfed bc theyre meant to be super op dev items

[dull heart]

not true

[fathom girder]

wh

wait which other ones have been nerfed

[still cobalt]

I dont understand nano-black currently and i dont know what it was like before rework but it felt mid tbh

[dull heart]

not really true either iirc

[fathom girder]

-# wh

see this is why I don't show up in discussion anymore kaylee

[dusk bronze]

triactis is still great for single target

better than earth

[dull heart]

it's just the first actually balanced shadowspec weapon technically

it got a 25 minute boss rush which is the intended time

[halcyon onyx]

Question

[stuck kite]

it got a 25m boss rush which is intended

[still cobalt]

Is it really? I was getting similar numbers for both

[west ledge]

I think me and my friend did boss rush in like 10 mins if that

[fathom girder]

oh

I see

[halcyon onyx]

It's only me or Dazling stabber staff is bugged?

[fathom girder]

yes it's bugged rn

[west ledge]

its bugged

[dusk bronze]

no it's fine

[still cobalt]

Whats the bug even do to it

[fathom girder]

sorry yeah it's meant to deafen you

[dusk bronze]

obliterates your eardrums

[dull heart]

goodness i just used void concentration staff and this item is so bad rn yikes

[fathom girder]

like

pre-rework vc staff?

[still cobalt]

Grass is green

[dull heart]

yes

[halcyon onyx]

yep

[fathom girder]

yeah it's certainly a "why would I use this" summon

[dull heart]

specifically the right click is like

whydoes this exist

[halcyon onyx]

Old version honestly was better for my likeness

[dull heart]

... there is no old void concentration staff?

it's never been reworked

[fathom girder]

O

I'm excited for the rework

[halcyon onyx]

Sorry, I though ab Dazzling stabber staff

[dull heart]

ah

[fathom girder]

just from the visuals alone

[halcyon onyx]

bad mine

I'm sorry

[dull heart]

new stabber is better overall but like

haha it's bugged

[fathom girder]

it doesn't exactly function properly rn

luhmao

[dusk bronze]

the elusive 2.1.3

[dull heart]

the bug doesn't change how it works except to make it hurt your ears and eyes

but it does serve as great encouragement to use virid vanguard :)

[halcyon onyx]

and that makes it impossible to use!

[dull heart]

not if you just mute the game tbh

but it's ok vanguard is cooler anyway

(biased)

[fathom girder]

I love em both equally

tbh

[dull heart]

banned

[fathom girder]

wow ok

I can't pick favorites all the reworks are swag as shit man

[dull heart]

anyway the thing with VC staff right click

it is like

unusable bc it's so slow and bad

And it consumes the minion

[west ledge]

make the void staff increase all minions attack speed by 20% for 10s on a 30s cooldown

[fathom girder]

I forgot vc staff even had a right click effect

[dull heart]

But you can instantly respawn the minion

[west ledge]

I am not saying this to further an agenda

[fathom girder]

OH kaylee did you see what Doze is doing for its rework

[dull heart]

So like why is it even consuming it

[west ledge]

no

[fathom girder]

Dooooze can you post the vid again

[west ledge]

is it actually a good rework

[still cobalt]

I like virid but idc im using whatever summon is best on dog

[fathom girder]

It's gonna make it work like CV itself

It's super cool

[west ledge]

can i see

[amber egret]

is it any good against polterghast

[dull heart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406493898341613568/1482190886225055784/Terraria__22_2026-03-13_20-36-57.mp4?ex=69b60d55&is=69b4bbd5&hm=6a8a40237558b9d0be93abc14439cdf58d3f8971e85b994015774609e8f19b3a&

[fathom girder]

thanks doze :D

[west ledge]

also is the rework coming in the next update

[still cobalt]

Is it staying as weird thing or becoming a sentry

[west ledge]

i think its staying as a summon

[fathom girder]

betcha it's still gonna be a summon

[dull heart]

dunno