calamity-update-talk

[frozen horizon]

It got turned into a donor weapon (Nadir).

[unique warren]

I think it was doze that said it should eventually be in a MM spear

[grave geyser]

eventually means nothing to me at this point

[unique warren]

Ok

[grave geyser]

either its in the game or it isnt

[misty wren]

and i think with it having taken the identity of The Calamity Sword™ its better for it to be auric rather than being needlessly locked behind one of the 2 current final bosses

[frozen horizon]

Yharim will eventually™ be added.

[unique warren]

To be fair there are like 3 calamity swords I think it will be fine

[misty wren]

1 of them isnt from calamity so its discounted

the other one is already miracle matter

[unique warren]

Not how that works but go off

God I’m gonna get fried for this take

It would be really cool if they made Exobalde short sword-esque

[misty wren]

ideally mura is completely renamed and resprited so its Not Just Something From MGRR

[unique warren]

Lightspeed is so fun

[unique warren]

Oh come on

[grave geyser]

some kind of exo gladius

[unique warren]

Why are y’all so antsy about referential content seriously

I don’t get it, where’s the whimsy

Is fun never allowed

[grave geyser]

mura in particular lost all whimsy when people started caring way too much about it

[unique warren]

Then stop

[thorn pier]

and then it becomes a use 1 hardmode true melee weapon

[misty wren]

we kinda cant

[unique warren]

You don’t gotta care about it that much

It’s fine as it is

[misty wren]

except it isnt

[unique warren]

It’s fine as a reference I mean

[misty wren]

for it being one of cals most well known weapons its really bad for it to be a rip of something from another game

[unique warren]

It really is not that serious

[grave geyser]

mura should'

[arctic cliff]

unironically regardless of whether you tihnk murasaam should be de-murasama-ified or not i think it def needs its rework

[misty wren]

if mura is one of cals most well known weapon it needs an identity outside of being the mgrr sword and it doesnt have that

[unique warren]

Dude who cares

[arctic cliff]

sooner than later ngl

[unique warren]

If it changes it just won’t be popular at all

[misty wren]

you cannot ask who cares to someone who very evidently cares

[lean relic]

mura? Like that youtu-

[unique warren]

Okay why care

[arctic cliff]

im of the crowd that says it needs to stand on its own two feet instead of resting on the shoulders of another famous sword

[grave geyser]

ok thats just not true

[misty wren]

then it shouldnt have been popular in the first place

[unique warren]

Then do that

But it doesn’t need to be sanitized

[flat folio]

Making a disagreement regarding a piece of content a matter of those who disagree with you lacking whimsy and arguing that it's fine without backing isn't gonna change any minds, I feel

[unique warren]

What I mean is that I want to know what makes it so offensive

[misty wren]

if a name and a color palette is the only thing keeping an item in the limelight that would be an item that shouldnt be in the limelight

[unique warren]

Then make it have cool mechanics

That’s fun, people would be down for that

It’s just this odd thing where I’m confused why a mod for terraria of all things would so often be against its own referential content

[flat folio]

It's honestly not outright offensive it's just kinda strange and a bit unfortunate imho
The problem isn't so much with the weapon or the reference in of itself as much as it's the way it's taken as a core part of the mod's iconicity and identity when it just fundamentally isn't a Calamity idea

[unique warren]

I see the idea here

[misty wren]

if it wasnt one of The Calamity Weapons™ i wouldnt have any issues with it but it has taken that identity as one of The Calamity Weapons™ which is why i want it to be changed to something that is calamity, not mgrr

[unique warren]

Here’s my thing

[arctic cliff]

that said i think shush actually has a point

[unique warren]

If you change it to not be an MGRR weapon then also rework it

It’s not the same weapon anymore

[grave geyser]

^ pretty much

mura being a reference is not a problem
hell mura being popular and a reference is not a problem

mura being a reference that is treated as such a core part of the mod that it straight up has its own chest (and formerly an entire structure) dedicated to it alongside all the extra stuff its getting as a rework to the point where several people download an entire addon just because "it makes mura look kinda cool"

is a little bit more than just "being a reference and popular"

[arctic cliff]

just forcing it to change into something else wont suddenly let it have its own fame

[unique warren]

At all, might as well be removing it and adding an entirely separate weapon

[amber egret]

if i was given the option of adding 10 more referencial weapons or 10 more calamity weapons grounded in lore, i would pick referencial
if i was given the option of adding 100 more referencial weapons or 100 more calamity weapons grounded in lore, i would pick lore weapons

[arctic cliff]

its better to just focus on an existing famous sword from calamity

[amber egret]

if i were given the option of removing 10 referencial weapons, i would
if i were given the option of removing 100 referencial weapons, i would not

thus is my opinion

[unique warren]

Like if a weapon is both reworked and redesigned to be entirely separate from what it was before it has been ship of Theseus…ed

[rancid pagoda]

not being able to use it right away is part of the reference but probably not good for the weapon as a whole

[unique warren]

Uhhhh I don’t see the issue there personally…?

[amber egret]

if the weapon is a Direct reference, thats probably not as good as a weapon that References something else

[unique warren]

It’s a unique gimmick, which is smth it otherwise lacks

[amber egret]

like Cynosure references LoL. thats fine, i never knew it

[frozen horizon]

“What if we make the copper shortsword look like a staff, rename it, and make it a mage weapon that fires magical bolts”

[amber egret]

however, something like uh

[unique warren]

Very much hyperbolic but yes

[rancid pagoda]

that unique gimmick is what made it such a big deal in the community

[grave geyser]

some kind of amethyst staff

[amber egret]

Tactician Trump Card (no shame to donor) is kinda Just the Weapon. From The Game.

that, in my eyes, should be kept Minimal

[misty wren]

realistically the rework is going to end up being so fundamentally different from murasama in mgrr that also renaming it at the same time wouldnt even be a stretch

[unique warren]

And at the end of the day this is kind of an issue base terraria has

It’s just not as well known for being a reference

[amber egret]

im good with using Some outside references, but i do not want 100 references in my game that has lore

the more references you include, in my opinion, the more the game feels like it leans on the references rather than itself

this mentality somewhat ignores Donor Weaponry

[unique warren]

Sure but that’s why you sprinkle it in

[amber egret]

exactly

[unique warren]

Ehhhh

[amber egret]

i do not want a sea of salt. i want a Sprinkle

[misty wren]

and doing that severs (most of) the connection it has to murasama, a resprite would be cool but because of dev skins existing i dont see that happening

[unique warren]

Murasama as a name in and of itself is very symbolic

[grave geyser]

if good references are sprinkled in then murasama is the equivilent of putting in 2 whole sugar cubes

[unique warren]

It’s a well thought out name in the source material and I doubt cal would find much better

[unique warren]

They mean in the context of the mod entirely

[amber egret]

i mean its kinda like putting in what you think is sugar but really its sand

[misty wren]

in theory, in practice we already have muramasa from vanilla

[unique warren]

That’s the symbolism

It’s a misspelling of Muramasa

[amber egret]

bc current murasama is more "Red Blade That Also Shares A Name With That"

[arctic cliff]

and what i mean by this is make the damage on Ark actually good and give it lore

[unique warren]

But that’s going too into the story of mgrr

[amber egret]

have ark actually fuckin be usable ...........

[arctic cliff]

Murasama has meaning not just because its a sword from MGRR, but because it plays a role in that game's story

[grave geyser]

murasama from terraria calamity based on the sword of the same name from metal gear rising revengegance based on the real life sword muramasa from japan aproximately a long time ago better known for its appearence in terraria under the sword of the same name

[frozen horizon]

Ark of the Cosmos needs a buff more than any other weapon at that stage imo.

[amber egret]

cool ass weapon that devolves into "hey man go sit in a biome for like five seconds" + "hey man you wanna cancel 1 projectile"

[unique warren]

I think that, as of recent, devs have been pretty zeroed in on making their mod as quality that it can be that they can tend to disregard stuff that is just silly fun?

[arctic cliff]

even if its mostly "I am the only thing that can actually hurt the nanomachine son guy"

Ark of the Cosmos doesnt really have anything in terms of lore

[amber egret]

oh you mean Lore Wise

i mentally put it as Calamity's Zenith thats worse than Zenith

(symbolic.)

pinnacle of your melee run

[unique warren]

I mean sort of but it is extremely symbolically rich

[frozen horizon]

Oh lore-wise I think Ark of the Cosmos needs more. Currently it just has a tooltip which is like the pokedex entry of Calamity.

[unique warren]

Oh so incredible idea for lore for Ark

Make it a miracle matter weapon

[arctic cliff]

thatsd

not the point

[frozen horizon]

Give it its own Draechat log trust.

[arctic cliff]

the point is that rn its just. a funny hero sword

[unique warren]

Yeah I’m just being silly lol

[amber egret]

its

one of the coolest looking
worse than most others
doesn't actually achieve much in terms of modern swords
has good audio design
easily replacable by newer and better swords
very likely to be rebalanced/rework

it truly is THE fablamity mod weapon

[unique warren]

Sorry what weapon are we talking about here???

[amber egret]

ark of cosmos

[arctic cliff]

i dont think Ark needs to be miracle matterifed at all, because that role is already used by. like.

EXOBLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unique warren]

I don’t think it’s very likely to get a redesign buddy

[amber egret]

exoblade sucks though.....

[arctic cliff]

AND GUESS WHAT

IT HAS

[amber egret]

re uhh

[grave geyser]

explode

[arctic cliff]

A ELEMENTAL WEAPON

[amber egret]

rebalance

sorry

[arctic cliff]

AS PART OF ITS MATERIALS

[unique warren]

Exoblade should be short sword FIGHT ME

[grave geyser]

exo gladius real

[unique warren]

It’s an elemental SHORTSWORD

That means Ark can be a MM BROADSWORD

[misty wren]

doesn't actually achieve much in terms of modern swords
yeah guess what almost singlehandedly pushed the new direction of modern swords

[unique warren]

Yeah I won’t lie… Ark of the Cosmos IS peak

[amber egret]

guess what mod also almost singlehandedly pushed the direction of modern mods

[unique warren]

Ark is very rich in mechanics

[arctic cliff]

Infernum

[unique warren]

Extremely fun to use

[grave geyser]

ark was made like 4 years ago now and is stil llike in the top 5 for most complicated weapons in the mod

[amber egret]

comedic. you arent wrong though

[grave geyser]

its so funny

[amber egret]

Guess What Else Is

the bit got old

[unique warren]

Yeah there is no gotcha you can add there 😭

[amber egret]

its THE fablamity weapon and i am unshakable

[unique warren]

It really isn’t

[misty wren]

it really isnt

[arctic cliff]

i dunno about fablamity

[misty wren]

primarily because: ibanplay made it

[lapis oak]

what do you mean Fablamity?

[unique warren]

Yeah fabsol never made stuff like that

[lapis oak]

what does this even mean

[misty wren]

like almost singlehandedly iban made it

[arctic cliff]

my guess is that it means pre-22... calamity

WAIT

FUCK

THERES AN OPPORUNITY

HUGE ONE

FOR 2.2

[unique warren]

WAIT IS NEXT UPDATE 2.2???

Holy shit

[frozen horizon]

No Ark of the Cosmos is THE Calamity weapon.

[misty wren]

next major update yeah

[unique warren]

Fargo’s Souls Mod x Calamity CROSSOVER UPDATE RAGGHH

[arctic cliff]

calamity has such a huge opportunity to do the funniest thing

[misty wren]

Calamity 2.2: The Bullet Returns

[unique warren]

That was such a funny coincidence

It just so happened to be 22 devs

[misty wren]

wait no next boss reworks are queen bee and pbg clearly

[grave geyser]

reminder that the most complicated fabsol weapon is fucking defiled greatsword
Which is to say
he did not make complex items

[unique warren]

That specific funny number…

[misty wren]

it was 21 technically but 22 is funnier

[unique warren]

Shhhh shut up

[frozen horizon]

What about it?

[unique warren]

Delete that

Don’t let them know

[amber egret]

nah i'd honestly say that like

[misty wren]

22 bullet incident

[amber egret]

Grand Dad maybe

[frozen horizon]

Defiled Greatsword is Enchanted Swordsolp.

[lyric vortex]

Okay I'm like ancient but imo THE Calamity weapon was the exoblade, does anyone else feel the same?

[amber egret]

see the current calamity

newlamity

[grave geyser]

wasnt it like
23 devs left
someone said it was 22
and then like 2 devs rejoined like a week later
or something

[misty wren]

its a rough tie between the two but more recently its aotc

[amber egret]

i can see it beeing exo blade

[mellow spade]

technically THE calamity weapon is galactus blade because it's the first one ever added

[amber egret]

but oldlamity is AotC

[mellow spade]

but in terms of iconic it's AotC hands down

[unique warren]

Maybe old Ark but sure

[mellow spade]

-# "Galactica Blade" if you want to be like that

[misty wren]

historically the calamity weapon was exoblade
more recently (see: after its rework) its been aotc

[arctic cliff]

remove the . inbetween 2.2

[mellow spade]

oh my god calamity 22 update is real

[unique warren]

Yeah exoblade has fallen a bit out of popularity

Which means it is PRIME time to make it a shortsword

[arctic cliff]

probably because it hasnt been really that interesting

especially because uh

terra blade rework

[unique warren]

Look I’m sorry it has to be a shortsword

How else could they do it

[grave geyser]

reminded of that one terratomere rework that was so bad it just got fucking reverted

[unique warren]

It goes from elemental shortsword to MM broadsword???

[arctic cliff]

even though that rework was literally just making the projectiles big fucking slashes, i think its still a hekla lot better than currrent

[misty wren]

exo gladius returns in 2.2

[amber egret]

what was it?

[frozen horizon]

Left is Exoblade, right is Ark of the Cosmos, Ark predates Exoblade bro.

[amber egret]

the terratomere rework?

[arctic cliff]

shush all it needs to do is just take the mechanic of lightspeed

[misty wren]

yes

[unique warren]

Nah

[misty wren]

and exoblade was still more iconic

[mellow spade]

Exoblad was just "swings really fast and shoots a projectile"

[unique warren]

It needs to be shortsword for consistency

[mellow spade]

AotC was "swings really fast and shoots A LOT of projectiles"

[lapis oak]

current function but doesn't home, fire 1 projectile per swing, and slow as hell

[lyric vortex]

I didn't mean ancient in that sense, more so like I'm not up to date with new Calamity

[mellow spade]

AotC takes the cake

[amber egret]

??? what was the upside

[grave geyser]

shot only one projectile and didn't home
the real problem though was that the true melee hitbox was buggy as shit and the projectile just didnt aim where your cursor was half the time
they managed to make a fucking beam sword buggy

[lapis oak]

what you think

[frozen horizon]

Lots of Projectiles>Big Projectile 99% of the time.

[misty wren]

until aotc got reworked exoblade was just the more iconic weapon

[grave geyser]

big damage on the true melee strike

thats like
it

[amber egret]

why not just have it be a fuckin true melee sobb

[mellow spade]

[misty wren]

i think its explosions dealt ranged damage too

[amber egret]

????????????

[unique warren]

Like the thing is that the Elemental weapon is the most important part of a MM weapon’s recipe

[grave geyser]

probably

[prisma surge]

do i need to beat empress of light during day to get terraprisma now

[mellow spade]

floating point precision error

[misty wren]

they scaled with melee damage and not ranged they were just internally considered ranged damage

[unique warren]

So Exoblade HAS to be a short sword

It just makes sense

[mellow spade]

on this note didn't they recently change burning sky to be a ranged weapon

[grave geyser]

yeah no

[arctic cliff]

i'll defend clarissa by stating that at this point in time, you wouldnt be an ancient claamity fan, you'd be a precambrian calamity fan. you would be straight up a dickinsonia

[misty wren]

no

[grave geyser]

lightspeed wasnt even in its recipe until like a month ago

[mellow spade]

or wait no, it gets ranged prefixes

[misty wren]

it gets ranged reforges

[unique warren]

And it should be changed to fix that

[frozen horizon]

Bro that's just vector slop.

[unique warren]

It’s now in the recipe so it is important

[mellow spade]

they should make it have a stealth strike and scale with free minion slots

make it the ultimate meme weapon

[misty wren]

this was only discovered because of weapon damage types or whatever its called some mod that changes the color of damage numbers to correlate with the associated class

[grave geyser]

at that point just bring back exo gladius 🥀

[unique warren]

Why do you keep using that as a gotcha

[copper ermine]

I shed a tear because of this lowk

[distant raft]

god i fucking love super early life forms

[misty wren]

somebody noticed hey these things make green numbers and thats because they were considered ranged internally

[arctic cliff]

no, thats a render of an actual early organism

seriously dickinsonia is fucking weird

[frozen horizon]

Looking back at the wiki, the whole Exo Gladius and Night's Stabber crafting tree looks peak.

[misty wren]

exo gladius was so fucked up

[grave geyser]

one of the weapons of all time

[unique warren]

It wasn’t but that doesn’t mean this couldn’t be

[misty wren]

all the shortswords were

[unique warren]

Exo Blade shortsword please

More in line with Starlight though.

[misty wren]

ESPECIALLY lucrecia i am so surprised it didnt get killed in the shortsword culling

[frozen horizon]

Dude that is a circle someone changed the verticality of then added stripes to.

[grim pecan]

maybe we should cover one of the shortswords with spores... like some kind of spore knife.

[distant raft]

wasnt an exo gladius re-add and refresh planned at some point or am i hallucinating

[mellow spade]

Exoblade doesn't need a shortsword what needs to happen is rogue needs attention, it got shafted so bad in brainstorm

[unique warren]

It would also help to possibly have true melee post-exo mechs

[mellow spade]

as a rogue fan i'm in tears over my poor tracking disk

[grave geyser]

lucrecia only didnt explode because it wasnt a copy of another weapon and it wasnt whatever the fuck coldheart was

[unique warren]

I wouldn’t be

[distant raft]

it'd have to somehow powercreep drage

[mellow spade]

blazing star was really fucking funny though, while that bug was still a thing

[lapis oak]

no that was Catalyst

[unique warren]

A poorly balanced weapon got balanced. That’s good.

[grave geyser]

just have it shit out a billion projectiles ez

[distant raft]

ah damn

[unique warren]

More range would work

[frozen horizon]

It's almost like it's some kind of True Excalibur Shortsword.

[unique warren]

Not too much but still more

[misty wren]

the spear was for cal

[distant raft]

i still dont get why it was called that when king arthur literally had a dagger

carnwennan

[misty wren]

but because heart left i dont think the spear is becoming a thing

[grave geyser]

because the year was like 2017

[frozen horizon]

Because “Carnwennan” sounds like a skin disease.

[grave geyser]

original mod ideas didnt exist yet

[mellow spade]

ranger's always getting stuff, true melee and mage got massive changes, summoner is always summoner... us rogue mains are starving smh

[unique warren]

Cal devs should add Caliburn and it’s like an Astral version of Excalibur with no differences except the biome theming

[mellow spade]

that's just biome blade

[unique warren]

No it’s

[distant raft]

matter of britain changelogs
3.8.4.2
arthur actually had a dagger the whole time

[mellow spade]

that's just old biome blade, i should say

[arctic cliff]

h

[grave geyser]

sporific

[grim pecan]

Caliburn is so much of a cooler name. Why did it get changed to Excalibur. The british ruin everything once again.

[unique warren]

It’s bloody edge lol

[unique warren]

Isn’t it with an N

[frozen horizon]

That just looks like a big seashell.

[mellow spade]

Oh, fair enough

[distant raft]

i forget do we even know anything about dickinsonia besides "yep it existed"

[grave geyser]

holy shit sand dollar

[frozen horizon]

Excaliburn should be a Hallowed Flamethrower.

[rich ginkgo]

yeah but the letter x is pretty cool so

[mellow spade]

it was a caliburn
now it's an ex-calibur

where's the n? gone, because there's only one n: britai-n.

• the british probably

[frozen horizon]

What does that mean?

[unique warren]

Gem

[grim pecan]

...wait hold on cook?

[arctic cliff]

to be the quite fair to ya'll this thing is so weird im pretty sure nobody even knows what the fuck this is supposed to be

[frozen horizon]

What does that mean?

[unique warren]

It’s a gem

[twin juniper]

True excalibur crafting recipe will use life shards in worm storm update

[mellow spade]

Excaliburn flamethrower is peak

[unique warren]

And diamon

[arctic cliff]

our best guess right now is that its a seafloor dweller, but thats it

[frozen horizon]

My idea is a “diamon”?

[twin juniper]

Itsa good idea

[distant raft]

actually we prolly know more about dickinsonia than tullimonstrum

[unique warren]

“Worm storm” made me audibly laugh for like ten seconds

[frozen horizon]

Is that sand or stone?

[unique warren]

Genuine guffawing

[frozen horizon]

“dickinsonia” cannot be a real name.

[mellow spade]

go look what ornithologists name birds

[arctic cliff]

this guy would explode if he learned about the commonly used name, "Dick"

[distant raft]

named after ben dickinson

[grave geyser]

bold of you to assumine scientists do not have a sense of humor

[mellow spade]

unrelated but is your pfp spamton a. spamton

[unique warren]

Genuinely so fucked up

Like your name is Richard right

And now you’re dick

Fuck

[frozen horizon]

My profile picture is - indeed - an edited image of Spamton A. Spamton.

[unique warren]

I did a typo

[mellow spade]

nice one, [BIG SHOT]

[mellow spade]

I wonder where this comes from

Like, it's probably Richard -> Rich -> Rick -> Dick

But surely the word "dick" being a slang term for male genitalia isn't a recent thing

[unique warren]

Anyways yeah I will now be bringing this to #suggestions-posting where I will promptly be executed in #suggestions-discussion

[arctic cliff]

this channel has gone on for too long.

yesterday was the last day of existence

[mellow spade]

HOW DOES THE AMIDIASROT GET WORSE EVERY SINGLE TIME I COME BACK HERE

[distant raft]

Dick is a nickname most often for Richard, which likely originated in the Middle Ages as rhyming slang for "Rick", similarly to the development of William → Will → Bill and Robert → Rob → Bob.

[unique warren]

Chat wish me luck

[grave geyser]

erm srs !

[arctic cliff]

OI

OI

[frozen horizon]

I feel insane somehow.

[distant raft]

i wonder how anomalocaris would do if it were added to today's oceans

[arctic cliff]

YOU CANT JUST DELETE THAT SHIT IN 1 SECOND

COME ON

GIVE US THAT GUY

[mellow spade]

I saw that

[twin juniper]

Calamiry

[unique warren]

What does this mean

[distant raft]

can we get anomalocaris boss in 2.7

[grave geyser]

specific rework suggestion

[mellow spade]

we're in the omega flowey stages of amidias rot now like he's genuinely unrecognizable

[distant raft]

now?

[unique warren]

Oh

Damn they really don’t let you suggest anything huh

[grave geyser]

I mean you could probably get away with it if you made it vague enough

[mellow spade]

I only come in here like every month or so, I'm not up to date with the amidias rot

[amber egret]

no they more or less let you complain abt stuff

[mellow spade]

I haven't played calamity since brainstorm dropped

[twin juniper]

Ravager will be reworked alongside golem in bigger and boulder update

[amber egret]

"i hate this shit, make it not shit"

[arctic cliff]

oh, please. that was a thing for months.

[unique warren]

Uhhhh hmmm

[mellow spade]

I'm behind

[grave geyser]

"make exoblade act more like lightspeed"

[arctic cliff]

i did this one back in december

[mellow spade]

I remember it got REALLY bad the day of brainstorm

[amber egret]

Boulder and Buggier

(more bugs)

((like insects))

[unique warren]

Make… hm… make… hrm… make miracle matter weapons more in line with their elemental counterparts

[unique warren]

Then I will use Lightspeed and Exo Blade as the only example

[flat folio]

The masses are entering a collective psychosis from a lack of SSO

[young notch]

It was needed

[grave geyser]

ultimately though I wouldn't put a lot of faith it it going anywhere even if it makes it to dev given afaik the entire miracle line is set to be resprited (and presumably reworked) at some point

[amber egret]

and then he released it like 30 minutes early i think

because ozzatron is fucking awesome

[young notch]

Like, those memes were unironically extremely helpful

[arctic cliff]

imma be real i think we're gonna go insane soon once we learn what 2.2 is supposed to be about

[unique warren]

Honestly I don’t think THAT would be what stops it

[young notch]

People stopped asking about the release time

[amber egret]

ohh in THAT way

[unique warren]

If anything it would be the weird “eewwww short sword yucky” sentiment

Even though Starlight is generally beloved

[twin juniper]

Do we have mutant version of this

[grave geyser]

suggestions have gotten locked for less :/

[unique warren]

True

[amber egret]

like yes. this was entirely beneficial to the calamity playsphere

[unique warren]

But I mean if it doesn’t get locked

[frozen horizon]

You could probably say something like “There is a large lack of shortswords in the post-Yharon area of the game”.

[amber egret]

well thats because its not a shortsword, its a bunch of light stabs

theres a difference :)

[unique warren]

Okay but it is a shortsword

According to cal

Vanilla no but it is for cal

[amber egret]

also i believe exoblade is moreso leaning into the Entropic Claymore and Terratomere aspects of itself

[unique warren]

Which sucks

[mellow spade]

it took me five minutes to find this, but i remember someone made a compilation of all the amidiasrot we got on JUST brainstorm day

[amber egret]

it does however lack the Elemental Mastery part that i think a projectile sword could moreso benefit form this

[unique warren]

And is clearly because it’s outdated

[arctic cliff]

alr posted that

[twin juniper]

Was solar eruption a flail or it’s own thing

[unique warren]

It’s lame and boring and it needs to be a pokey thing

[frozen horizon]

Which is most of the recipe.

[mellow spade]

[unique warren]

The latter, at least in vanilla

[mellow spade]

i'm blind

[arctic cliff]

but yea

[amber egret]

i do like the sahara slicers mix thing but also i do want its lunge to also grant mastery if you land the slash

[arctic cliff]

we are not prepared for SSO release day

like genuinely

[mellow spade]

i can't wait to see what happens

[unique warren]

God should I make the suggestion

[arctic cliff]

i do not think we will be in the mindset to even enjoy SSO

[unique warren]

I kinda feel like getting murdered today

[mellow spade]

i need to learn how to make amidiasrot

[arctic cliff]

becasue our brains will literally be so rotten that we will be considered braindead

[mellow spade]

like how do I fuck up an image beyond recognizability

[amber egret]

warp tool

[mellow spade]

I did make one of the amidiasrot images in your compilation though

the "can you believe it, brainstorm, just a 23:00 UTC away" one

that was mine

[young notch]

Counterpoint: I’ve been enjoying Brainstorm with the same amount of brainrot

[frozen horizon]

Why do I never see people using the Exo Mech melee drops?

[mellow spade]

SoT is the only good one and it's outclassed iirc

[arctic cliff]

Exoblade is RIGHT THERE MAN

[mellow spade]

Oh yeah exoblade counts

[arctic cliff]

anyhow ya

[amber egret]

counterpoint: i moreso enjoy Omegadias for its horror than its info

[mellow spade]

I was thinking like the direct drops

[frozen horizon]

I meant direct drops. Auric Bars aren't Yharon drops.

[unique warren]

Isn’t Thanatos flail really good too???

[mellow spade]

SoT is good

[frozen horizon]

Here's how Spine of Thanatos plays.

[arctic cliff]

my advice for obliterating amidias into horrors beyond comprehension is just. experiment with photoshop or whatever image editing software you use

[mellow spade]

when i'm in a "hit anything but the boss" challenge and my opponent is SoT homing:

but tbf this isn't a problem on scal which is like

the only boss you use it on

[arctic cliff]

just look around and see what effects you can apply on your images

[mellow spade]

good to know. will hone my skills in advance of SSO

[arctic cliff]

blur? distort? SPHERIZE?

just experiement

just do random shit and see what sticks

but yes

use the warp tool to win

[frozen horizon]

I do think it would be cool if the middle one was Thanatos' Head.

[unique warren]

That WOULD be tuff

[mellow spade]

spine of thanatos should be a whip

just going by its name

it sounds like a whip

[carmine seal]

since xeroc is goingtobe the final challenge of calamity (at least im pretty sure other than boss rush) is there any guesses as to how hard it would be? like idk mutant lvl or smth?

[frozen horizon]

But Calamity has a no-whips policy or smth.

[twin juniper]

nobodi know

[mellow spade]

...no?

there's at least one I know of

technically

[arctic cliff]

whatever the case tho

[mellow spade]

profaned soul artifact gives you a whip

[arctic cliff]

i think xeroc absolutely should be the hardest fucking boss in the entire mod

[frozen horizon]

Why is there only one multi-class weapon?

[arctic cliff]

donor weapon

[mellow spade]

prismatic breaker is a donor weapon

can't really change those

[frozen horizon]

Can't find that on the wiki.

[mellow spade]

*crystal, sorry

the shadowspec ver

or the PSA only Providence drop

[lean relic]

I mean its superboss alongside noxus so its very hard

[arctic cliff]

its for the relic so ya

the

the ACCESSORY

[mellow spade]

isn't there an aerialite whip planned

or was that scrapped

[lean relic]

SSO1

[mellow spade]

yeah

[twin juniper]

I love my ability to draw over other images

[frozen horizon]

Will there be a sky update with the Dragonfolly?

[lean relic]

What the FUCK

@dusk bronze two more

[dusk bronze]

[mellow spade]

this one's my favourite

of those two you made

[dusk bronze]

presumably

[grave geyser]

eventually tm

[arctic cliff]

im just gonna say that you made me lose a malenia attempt becasue i saw this and got so fuckign excited

you are awesome thanks for the image

[twin juniper]

noproblem

[deft lily]

i hate this so much

like genuinely

[carmine seal]

i lowk want it to be harder than mutant

[lean relic]

The superbosses i beated was Flayer icon, Astrageldon and Nameless Deity
and I can say they were all hard as hell until you learned how to dodge well

[young notch]

ml was already my favorite boss in vanilla and calamity makes it even more fun bro i'm having so much fun with this playthrough

[lyric vortex]

Oh wow ML being favorite vanilla boss is a rare take, respect

[young notch]

:D

[lyric vortex]

[barren nacelle]

:3

I thought you guys would like this

[young notch]

is pog!

[lyric vortex]

Me likey

[arctic cliff]

What’s flayer icon?

[lyric vortex]

I should probably go to the art server and listen to some of the guys and gals stuff in music gen now that you remind me

[dusk bronze]

that 3d boss from a few months ago

[lyric vortex]

Also what's your favorite cal boss?

[young notch]

Polterghast. Dunno if that'll change by the time I finish Brainstorm, but I really like how unique he is compared to other post-ml bosses while still being fun

[barren nacelle]

Design? Folly. Gameplay? Certainly not folly that’s for sure

[lyric vortex]

Hmmm interesting now that you say that

[young notch]

His fight has a nice rhythm :3

[lyric vortex]

Also is ceaseless void still the hardest boss in brainstorm?

[dusk bronze]

the rhythm:

c i r c l e

[lyric vortex]

Correct me if I'm wrong but is dragonfolly another circle simulator boss?

[dusk bronze]

difficulty is subjective

[lyric vortex]

True but there could still be like a popular opinion

[barren nacelle]

Mothron ai

[lyric vortex]

Oh

Now that you say that I just realized that

Kinda like how storm weaver has like a variant of crawlitpede AI

[dusk bronze]

cryogen is a deadly sphere

[steep path]

for the longest time I thought folly had queen bee ai lol

[lyric vortex]

Wait I thought cryogen was an ice cube with triangular icicles surrounding it

[dusk bronze]

it's an elongated hexagonal bipyramid

[young notch]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-aggressive-attack-meow-gif-12107784302537770244

[lyric vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-suspicious-onomonoskibidi-unsure-gif-11837408669206607693

[young notch]

Allow me

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-suspicious-onomonoskibidi-unsure-gif-11837408669206607693

[lyric vortex]

Wait I don't have embed perms

[lyric vortex]

Oh sorry I'm not familiar with game

[young notch]

Anyways it involves circling yeah but it's not like you're cheesing him by doing that or anything!

[barren nacelle]

I need to start metagaming to join Caldev. I think my next course of action is groundbreaking

I need to

Ask

Truly this will work

[deft lily]

in case this is serious i hope u get in vro

[lyric vortex]

I hate how much vanilla bosses are just "circle - win" but I feel like even without, because of how long I've been playing, it'd get boring regardless

[rose laurel]

All roads lead to Homestuck

[lapis oak]

21

[lyric vortex]

Also hey Umbara

[deft lily]

hey

hru

[lyric vortex]

Long time

[dull heart]

Hi

[lyric vortex]

I'm okay, on mandatory break after trying to do 332 takes on the solo of interstellar stomper because my fingers are just very degraded

[lean relic]

Hi doze

[deft lily]

i see
not doing to well unfortunately

-# 😔

[lyric vortex]

How come?

[deft lily]

well
ive come to realize that i have like, no real creative talent

[lyric vortex]

Not even if you like force it?

[lapis oak]

bye

[dull heart]

bye to you too

[deft lily]

okay let me reiterate:
when it comes to committing to tmod projects, i have no creative talent

[lean relic]

Any spoiler folks starving

[lyric vortex]

Oh

[grim pecan]

i have an announcement to make

[dry whale]

crispy dev real

[lapis oak]

why it sounds like you banning me

[dry whale]

you should add me as your dev item

[lapis oak]

dev can't do that?

😨

[dull heart]

proof?

[lapis oak]

😔 banned

[deft lily]

i dont know code, i dont know art and/or pixel art, i dont know sound design, i barely know music composition

shit sucks

[dry whale]

star writing for lore

everyone can write

[deft lily]

i would not be good at writing lmao

[dry whale]

you can also be the mascot

merkalto2

[lyric vortex]

Are you at a point where you can't dedicate time to those things as well?

[lean relic]

😭

[rotund venture]

You can learn

[dusk bronze]

is the announcement that you have an announcement

[grim pecan]

yes

[dusk bronze]

🔥

[deft lily]

with a full time job its hard to learn those things let alone actually allocate time to actually do them

[lyric vortex]

Hmmm

[grim pecan]

also i'm great at writing, i wrote wulfrum bobber's flavor text

the lore writers weep in my presence

[deft lily]

i think you underestimate the skillset required to do such things and do them well

[dull heart]

you deleted monkey darts so you have negative skill points

[deft lily]

byeah
i kind of feel useless is all

[grim pecan]

the skill points went so negative they looped around, now i have infinite skillpoints

[dusk bronze]

i actually love it it's so good

unironically

[rotund venture]

Im not saying its easy or difficult but a defeatist attitude will get you nowhere

[dull heart]

what even is wulfrum bobber flavor text

[rotund venture]

Different things are of different difficulties to different people

[deft lily]

i know but sometimes i can't help but feel that way 😔

[rotund venture]

Everyones good at something and can learn to ve better

[lyric vortex]

I feel like the best option, second being to doing nothing would be to start small

[deft lily]

and thats what ive felt recently

[dull heart]

it's also that you don't usually see all the practice that goes into something to get good at it

[grim pecan]

^

[dull heart]

I can't tell you how many hours I've spent programming

[rotund venture]

Yeah thats a huge part

[dull heart]

probably 2000 at least

[rotund venture]

I have thousands of pages of writing I will never show anyone

But the dozens of pages I have shared with ppl have been v well recieved

[dry whale]

fire

[vagrant wind]

does anyone know how exactly the healing of the majestic guard (and its upgrades) is calculated for hitting multiple enemies

[dull heart]

i think they all heal you but I'm not sure

[deft lily]

at least you have the time to actually do it 💀

[dry whale]

the terrarian is not you anymore the terrarian is fih

[vagrant wind]

its like odd

[arctic cliff]

I FORGOT HOLY SHIT

[vagrant wind]

majestic guard heals 7 initially, then 2, then 1 up to 3 more times

[deft lily]

good for you
and i dont mean that in a condescending way

[grim pecan]

the best thing you can do, is do things for yourself. write stories that you want to write, make art that you want to draw. don't try to perform for anyone else, maybe they'll be terrible, but they'll be something you wanted to put into this world. you'll be glad that you did

[dull heart]

right now yeah but there's been times where I've had like an hour or two a week max

[rotund venture]

Preach

[dull heart]

but I still got considerably better during those spawns

Spans

[dull heart]

This

[grim pecan]

and it makes it so any free time you have to create is leisure time. improvement is just a side effect of doing what you want to do

[dull heart]

This reminds me I want to make a game hmm

[rotund venture]

Once this feeling passes, and it will, you'll see you have more to offer creatively than you realize @deft lily

[barren nacelle]

You should hire me for your gamedev project so I can be awesome and cool

[grim pecan]

i agree hire crispy for your gamedev project so they can be awesome and cool

[dull heart]

realistically I don't even know what I want to make

[rotund venture]

Calamity mod but good

[grim pecan]

dark souls rhythm game with a DMC style meter

[arctic cliff]

its a teaser to where SSO truly is.

[barren nacelle]

TRUE

We should make a Poker Shootemup

[dull heart]

like I want to make a visual novel for example but my skills are not exactly well suited for that

visual novels are not the most code intensive projects

[barren nacelle]

You could do what a lot of more experimental ones from the mid to late 2000s did and sprinkle rpg elements

[frozen horizon]

Bro what?

[deft lily]

another thing that doesnt really help is that whilst i work a full time job i have therapy on the side, which takes up more time

[rotund venture]

?? What do you not understand here?

[deft lily]

its extremely difficult to make time to just sit down and learn shit

it sucks

[dull heart]

the big thing with a visual novel is I'd want to have what the game is about before I design the mechanics

[frozen horizon]

Why would you write thousands of pages with no intent to share them?

[rotund venture]

I enjoy writing

[dull heart]

but I don't have anything I actually want to make the game about specifically

[grim pecan]

same. it's all terrible, but that's fine it's for me

[dull heart]

I am really bad at general story planning

[barren nacelle]

Then hire me!

I’ll write your game

Get me on calamity I’ll write all of calamity

[grim pecan]

brainstorm weapon rework dating simulator

[rotund venture]

Also thousands is an exaggeration but I'm probably approaching 2.5k pages atp

[dull heart]

wait cook

[barren nacelle]

Devils devastation line dating sim

[grim pecan]

i want to smooch hellborn

[twin juniper]

What app ya use for this

[deft lily]

i should just
probably go to sleep

goodbye

[barren nacelle]

“But forbidden oathblade, this is wrong! We can’t go out together, we’re both girls!”
“I don’t care mirror blade, I’m tired of hiding how I feel”

[frozen horizon]

90% of developers quit before they start. 🧠

[rotund venture]

Pen and paper

[twin juniper]

col

[barren nacelle]

And then they kiss

[wide raven]

WTF did my eyes just witness

[dull heart]

I want to make a visual novel because I want to create characters that I would love is the main thing I think

[barren nacelle]

But they’re swords so they just go clink

[frozen horizon]

Why not make a telltale games-esque game?

[dusk bronze]

peak

[grim pecan]

"when these two collide... sparks will fly. literally. they're swords."

[dull heart]

the style of the game isn't really relevant at this point tbh

[barren nacelle]

Spark Spreader x The Amalgam

Problematic progression gap

[dry whale]

I made lore about a whole ass planet with religions and kingdoms and all and I will NEVER show it to anyone

[barren nacelle]

Most of my writing is ecology based

[dusk bronze]

power imbalance

[barren nacelle]

Since it’s

[dull heart]

it's moreso... I want to create characters that others can love as much as I love characters from my favorite medias

[barren nacelle]

My major

[barren nacelle]

Truesies

[dry whale]

it will all live in my mind forever

[dull heart]

but I don't really have anything to even begin with character development

Realistically I need an idea for the themes of a work before I even touch the characters though

[rotund venture]

Work backwards, sometimes it helps

[wide raven]

Also question what the hell does the forbidden oath blade and mirror blade even have to do with each other

[dull heart]

it doesn't for me

without themes to accomplish I have literally 0 ideas for characters

[teal bone]

Holy fire writing

[dull heart]

head is white literally empty

[twin juniper]

forbidden mirror blade

[teal bone]

https://giphy.com/gifs/brainrot-patar-patarlegend-qrdf8B7zFe1atyCxpD

[dull heart]

Mirror Blade yuri...

[wide raven]

But why

[rotund venture]

Because of woke

[still bluff]

Not my sword yuri

[dull heart]

it's ok you can have your devil's devastation yaoi if you want too

[rotund venture]

Anyway cal update

Ravager rework tomorrow

[dull heart]

update: no

[frozen horizon]

Why not go through a list of themes and pick whatever you think you prefer the most and mix them together until you have something you're happy with?

[dry whale]

unrelated but thanks to fluffy I discovered my role in terraria multiplayer worlds

fill people's houses with a million bast statues

curse of bast

[dusk bronze]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[dull heart]

blessing* of bast

[barren nacelle]

Hmmm

[lapis oak]

@ EVIL Fluffy

[barren nacelle]

Sword yuri

Bam, theme

[wide raven]

I haven't played a terraria muptile player world

[dull heart]

at the moment I've been thinking so much about eighty six

[wispy blade]

of course forbidden oathblade is the one to confess
i bet mirror blade is the straight A student archetype that's super repressed too

[dull heart]

I just finished the anime for it this week

[barren nacelle]

Oh? Is it any good?

[dull heart]

very good

[grim pecan]

forbidden oathblade and mirror blade come out as lesbians. most other weapons are accepting, except for maw of infinity which is homophobic. how does this affect the meta?

[barren nacelle]

Where’d you watch it?

[frozen horizon]

The number?

[barren nacelle]

Maw of infinity does 110% damage to Yharon

[teal bone]

My honest reaction to yuri of accs i worked on

[dull heart]

its been a rare anime that I'm actually finding my opinion going up on over time after watching it

[wide raven]

Bro it was so good. Has some of the best CGI in a anime I have ever seen. Hopefully we get season 2

[barren nacelle]

Spring Stool Step Stool size difference yaoi

They’re both middle aged men

[polar tide]

orderbringer x deaths ascension yaoi is happening Right Now

[dull heart]

most anime my opinion of it peaks either mid season or at the end of it

[dry whale]

what is zenith's yaoi

[twin juniper]

What would pristine fury thinks of this

[grave geyser]

why is there stunfisk in my calamity mod

[polar tide]

zenith x last prism

[dull heart]

but eighty six i originally just thought was really good but not especially notable

But I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

[dry whale]

looks accurate

[rotund venture]

Idk thats a problematic power gap...

[grim pecan]

lucrecia has vowed never to love again after their other shortsword boyfriends got moved to a different school....

[barren nacelle]

(Reworked to special sword)

[dull heart]

I sent true night's stabber to juvie

[grim pecan]

why are you sob reacting me i'm right

[polar tide]

kills kills kills kills kills kiklls kills kills kilsl you rips out your spine plucks out your eyeballs grinds your bone marrow into paste sears the flesh from your tendons

[barren nacelle]

Excalibur Shortsword died in a horrible camel related accident

[dry whale]

exoblade makes fun of zenith for dating a mage weapon

[barren nacelle]

They got a page in the yearbook

[rotund venture]

[barren nacelle]

Exoblade hates interracial marriage?!?

[frozen horizon]

What lack of SSO does to a man.

[wide raven]

Wouldn't zenith be a polycule

[dry whale]

yes

[barren nacelle]

Aether’s Whispers and Prismatic Breaker are best friends because they’re both mixed race

[still bluff]

CURSED BY BAST

[dull heart]

wait maybe I just have a thing for mecha anime... I don't really care about mecha at all but three of the shows I can't stop thinking about are all mecha anime

[grim pecan]

ok, maybe let's dial this back a little bit

[dry whale]

fluffy will spiritually live in sscls mp world

[grim pecan]

that's a bit far.

[dry whale]

as the curse of bast

[barren nacelle]

I’m mixed race

Raises hand

[teal bone]

problematic dps gap

[frozen horizon]

Chat when was the last post about calamity update?

[arctic cliff]

Rivers of Blood looks at this chat and remains eternally confused

[rotund venture]

See you get it

[teal bone]

Post as in newsletter?
Post as in this channel relating to new update content?

[arctic cliff]

right until it remembers its rivers of blood and corpse pilers all of us back to hell

[frozen horizon]

Post in this channel relating to new update content.

[rotund venture]

Its now, ravager rework tomorrow

[polar tide]

i'm at a level of derangement where i'm genuinely considering drawing this

[barren nacelle]

Staff of the Necrosteocytes x Phaseslayer if you want a problematic Tier gap

[dry whale]

AGNUS

[rotund venture]

YOOOOO

[still bluff]

Do it

[barren nacelle]

Call that shit Deathbringer

[grim pecan]

do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

[teal bone]

Technically this.#calamity-update-talk message

[polar tide]

fineee

[still bluff]

We need sword yuri

[grim pecan]

order's ascension

[dull heart]

They'd say it's okay because they have the same power level

[barren nacelle]

It’s yaoi actually

Scoff

[grim pecan]

homophobic...

[barren nacelle]

Tier shift

[polar tide]

its 1:48 am sure i'll draw calamity mod sword yaoi fuck it

i mean swoscythe yaoi

deaths asdcension is a scythe

[still bluff]

Swythe

[grim pecan]

i would also like to officially announce that spore knife has transitioned from melee to rogue and now uses stealth/strike

[frozen horizon]

Sleep Schedules:

[rotund venture]

A scythce is just a spicy sword

[wide raven]

Question why do only the swords get special treatment

[still bluff]

Does this mean there's 5 genders in calamity

[frozen horizon]

Scythes hardly qualify as weapons.

[dull heart]

No

[dusk bronze]

the humble average damage:

[dry whale]

6

[dull heart]

There's like 8

[dry whale]

all class is like non binary

[still bluff]

Thats non-pent?ary

Yea

Classless is asexual

[dull heart]

Melee
Ranged
Magic
Rogue
Summon
Melee/Ranged
Average
Generic
-# Void tag

[grim pecan]

Debuff

[dusk bronze]

true

[wide raven]

Mele best class

[still bluff]

MeleeSummon

[dusk bronze]

6 for debuffs

[grim pecan]

MeleenoSpeed

[dull heart]

If we want to get into the real details

[twin juniper]

Melodic

[dry whale]

hellborn is an example of transclass representation

[arctic cliff]

post-fabsol calamity memes are so wonderful man

[wide raven]

Bro I just got an AI dnd app ad. Disgusting. Im not gonna allow some dirty clanker to ruin my fantasy game

[dry whale]

born as (true) melee but its now ranger

[dull heart]

Melee
MeleeNoSpeed
TrueMelee
TrueMeleeNoSpeed
Ranged
Magic
SummonMagicHybrid
Summon
Rogue
Average
Generic
Melee/Ranged
VoidTag

I think that's all of them

[dry whale]

summon x magic yuri

[dusk bronze]

Heat
Cold
Sickness
Electricity
Water
Typeless

[dull heart]

those are the breed of debuff they have as pets

[still bluff]

True melee is like an alpha male
No different to a normal man, but really wants everyone to think it is

[wide raven]

What would that makes mele x ranger

[grave geyser]

frost armor

[grim pecan]

true melee would host a manosphere podcast i think

[still bluff]

Yea

[dull heart]

Does frost armor have MeleeRangedHybrid or just separate melee and ranged

[dull heart]

yea

[dusk bronze]

what about forbidden circlet

[dull heart]

But not TrueMeleeNoSpeed

[dry whale]

summoner is in a complicated relationship with both mage and rogue

[grave geyser]

depends on the distance of the relationship

[dull heart]

TrueMeleeNoSpeed would be a politician

[wide raven]

True mele is like a gym bro who actually wants you to better yourself and isn't sexist

[dull heart]

ehhh

[frozen horizon]

D&D is about people-to-people interaction.

[dull heart]

The gym bro here is MeleeNoSpeed

[wide raven]

Yeah that's why that ai add pissed me off

Especially since I just gotten into it

[teal bone]

Murasama for President

[teal bone]

How much would AotC bench

[dusk bronze]

i will assassinate them

[dry whale]

murasama found dead in an alley

[grim pecan]

it would parry the dumbell and make it 100 pounds lighter

[wide raven]

Rogue is definitely the middle child with low self esteem issue. Just like me for real

[dull heart]

Will Murasama or Gilded Proboscis win the election

[tired adder]

what's aotc

[dusk bronze]

aspect of the cosmos

[twin juniper]

Art of the calamity

[teal bone]

Gilded Proboscis would advocate for better healthcare (heals you on hit)

[grim pecan]

attack on titan calamity

[frozen horizon]

Gilded Proboscis is never used outside of post-Folly Moon Lord.

[dull heart]

Gilded Proboscis would be the good candidate while Murasama would be the one that wins

[dry whale]

murasama isnt used outside of post dog

[grim pecan]

gilded probiscis would also hit you with critical medical debt (always crits)

[dry whale]

blep

[dusk bronze]

[dull heart]

?

[arctic cliff]

is anyone gonna talk about the 2nd tinier moon that just randomly showed up today

[dull heart]

Gilded Proboscis is like the best choice for true melee for providence and guardians

[grim pecan]

pluto is over for tea. don't be nosy.

[dull heart]

Especially if you combine with Hyperius bullet funnys

[dusk bronze]

no

[tired adder]

they probably never tried reworked version

[dull heart]

this was still true with old proboscis

[teal bone]

"on the other side of the sea...is sso. if we kill sso...will we finally...be free?"

[grave geyser]

old gilded was the best option period prior to slaughterer being added

[wide raven]

Ataraxia deserve a run in the mele race

[frozen horizon]

Mb, just never see people play True Melee.

[grave geyser]

definitely not exoblade 🔥

[wide raven]

Bro is one of the best weapons to use against Apollo.

[frozen horizon]

Ataraxia is only good on 2 members of the Exo Mech Quartet.

[wide raven]

Yeah but it is the best against the most annoying one

Apollo

[boreal pewter]

Happy Sunday

[lapis oak]

👀 ❗ ❓

[barren nacelle]

This is actually the abyss overhaul guys

[brittle escarp]

Is the melee race true melee only?

[polar tide]

this is fucking stupid

[brittle escarp]

If not, I feel like the Arc of the Cosmos is a strong contender

[brittle escarp]

nah, peak

[dusk bronze]

bruh where did you get that orderbringer sprite

it has mixels

[polar tide]

tghe wiki

[dusk bronze]

strange

[distant raft]

probably just bad scaling in the art software

[grim pecan]

PEAK. PEAK FICTION.

[distant raft]

because DA has it too

[dry whale]

it's peak I'm afraid

[frail owl]

meow

[opal pebble]

?

[opal pebble]

????????

[polar tide]

im sorry do you need something homophobe

[opal pebble]

No I'm sorry.

[teal bone]

OH MY GODDDD

[polar tide]

sagi i see you're screen sharing in dev right now if you're showing this on screen im going to kill myself

i mean boar myself

sorry

[opal pebble]

why did you draw calamity melee weapon yaoi so well

🥹

[polar tide]

I DIDN'T

I PUT LIKE 35% EFFORT INTO THIS BULLSHIT

[opal pebble]

no its beautiful

don't downplay your talent

❤️

can you be the weapon yaoi guy

can you make mage weapon yaoi next

because i like mage

[polar tide]

you know what. sure. fuck it

[opal pebble]

Thx

[polar tide]

i'll ping you if i make more even

[opal pebble]

its an incredible title

[wide raven]

Honestly I like ranger

[opal pebble]

i think

thank you

i appreciate it.

tbh

[polar tide]

any time

[opal pebble]

I'm saving that image

I'm using that as a

matching pfp

I think

[wide raven]

Imagine killing literal gods with a gun

[polar tide]

OKAY

born to be the draerim yaoi guy forced to be the weapon yaoi guy, sad!

[dusk bronze]

if ur the weapon yaoi guy and tofu's the astral yaoi guy
who's the astral weapon yaoi guy

[frail owl]

yuh

[dusk bronze]

looking into this

[soft plover]

Wowie, it’s yaoi

[teal bone]

lmaoooo

[polar tide]

I SWEAR.

[still bluff]

THANK YOU CARNY

[pseudo vector]

bro

[still bluff]

real calamity developer art

[polar tide]

GO BACK TO SLEEP

DONT LOOK AT THIS

[pseudo vector]

ITS 8:30AM I CAN’T GO BACK TO SLEEP

I MUST REMOVE MYSELF FROM MY BED

[wide raven]

It's 3 25 am where im at

Sleep insomnia gang raise up

[polar tide]

YWEAH EXACTLY ITS 3 IN THE MORNING I DIDNT THINK SO MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE AWAKE TO SEE THIS SHIT

[wide raven]

Fire art work tho

[solar hare]

bro

[half lava]

add me to the pile

[polar tide]

all the fucking devs are seeing it

[wide raven]

Sadly your ditgal foot print will never recover

[solar hare]

nah im trolling

[half lava]

it is irreversible

[lean relic]

carny you made them open their eyes

[twin juniper]

pin it

[half lava]

yes

[grim pecan]

i do have pin perms....

[still bluff]

as do i

[polar tide]

if ozz sees this i am disappearing into the woods never to be seen again

[still bluff]

[amber egret]

you thought i was the fool

[half lava]

Do It

[amber egret]

this is beautiful????????

[still bluff]

i didn't realise dev had pin perms actually lol, is it just h ere or every channel

[polar tide]

how i feel rn

[placid ocean]

wait yaoi wha t

[opal pebble]

you should not be ashamed of such beauty

[amber egret]

let those who is of sin cast the first stone

[half lava]

[placid ocean]

the white thing looks feminine to me (i may or may not be delusional)

[opal pebble]

what the fuck are we saying

😭

[polar tide]

its an eyeball with wings you may indeed be delusional

[placid ocean]

i may be

or maybe

[half lava]

ya ever just say words

[placid ocean]

no i communicate with morse code

[amber egret]

one looks Lunatic Cultist (which i mentally put male) and hte other looks vaguely Artemis (which, due to outside forces, is female in my head)

[twin juniper]

the guy from my singing monster

[amber egret]

but yes it is Yoi

[grim pecan]

only feminine people have wings. you just don't know that because we keep them well hidden from y'all

[amber egret]

no its more the eye

[placid ocean]

.--. . . / .--. . .

[amber egret]

they look too happy to be male (via unfortunate gender role)

[half lava]

looks at you with my autistic eye (1)

[dusk bronze]

this is true

i have many wings

[opal pebble]

wait I can actually confirm this

[twin juniper]

Yharon is this true

[polar tide]

i would never ever draw heterosexual calamity mod shipping fanart i promise with all my heart and soul this is gay yaoi men ⚣ 🌈 gay

[opal pebble]

the white one gives bottom energy

i think

[polar tide]

okay thats enough