calamity-update-talk

[dusk bronze]

is anyone here not trans 😭

[blazing field]

He is mentioned once but not by name yeah

Sea God

[polar tide]

im aware just putting in my 2 sense

[unique warren]

When in doubt, spin the trans wheel

[strange cargo]

Draedon

[burnt basin]

me

[barren nacelle]

It’s be like boiling a bunch of people and calling them a distinct species like no they’re just

Warped

[unique warren]

70% chance to be cis and 30% chance to be trans

[hasty tangle]

j

[strange cargo]

Twin

[hasty tangle]

cishet male here

[urban cloak]

hi

[deft lily]

maybe i am, maybe im not

[barren nacelle]

I can’t wait for my chud shrimp to arrive

[deft lily]

who knows what i am

[blazing field]

Yeah they're still like

[urban cloak]

cishet male 2 here

[dense sundial]

Hey, buddy.

[blazing field]

biologically same species they were before

[tropic jolt]

his gamer stance filters out all the estrogen in the water

[rose laurel]

Just to be clear I'm not gonna stop anyone if they just want to make a trans character for the sake of it lol

[dense sundial]

cultists aren't even an ethnic group

[rose laurel]

That's just our stance on how we write trans characters

[barren nacelle]

It’s like mahitos transfigured humans you’ve been reading Jjk you should get this reference cheese

[blazing field]

not readng

watching

[brittle escarp]

👀

[unique warren]

Yeah there’s no issue with making a character trans as a focus

[barren nacelle]

Watching whatever

[polar tide]

i respect it i just heavily disagree

[brittle escarp]

S3 is peak

[barren nacelle]

Mahoraga kill the bitch

[pulsar cobalt]

draedon is a robot that was created without an explicit gender. regardless of this, he is mentioned as he/him. in this essay i will prove that draedoncis trans-

[unique warren]

Just not like, all the time maybe?

[brittle escarp]

Obligatory statement

[rose laurel]

It just feels cheap to say "hey, this character is trans" and just not show their journey of self-discovery

[dense sundial]

that C is pulling a LOT of weight!

[unique warren]

Ehhhh I disagree

It can be a thing that happened in the past

[barren nacelle]

Tyrian side story where he travels to Germany and gets a sex change operation

[brittle escarp]

Why not a mix of both

[blazing field]

germany isn't canon.

[brittle escarp]

Some still discovering and some already set

[blazing field]

germanny cannot be canon.

[barren nacelle]

This takes place 14 years before the crusades

[brittle escarp]

Best of both

[barren nacelle]

Germany is canon

[strange cargo]

Do you guys think Anahita like chud transfems

[dusk bronze]

sweden is though

[blazing field]

Germany is not canon.

[rose laurel]

I mean yeah that's what we do in Cal

[barren nacelle]

TRUEEE

[strange cargo]

[rose laurel]

😭

[blazing field]

Sweden is though that's ture

[rose laurel]

Because some people don't think like we do lol

[barren nacelle]

Sweden is also know for sex change surgeries before the operations were legal in the states

[blazing field]

Germany is not canon.

[deft lily]

the fuck is a germany

[barren nacelle]

Germany is the name of a Guy

[brittle escarp]

I think Draedon would be an ace ally

[blazing field]

Not canon.

[deft lily]

exactly

[rose laurel]

Again if anyone wanted to just add a trans character for the sake of it I'd find it awesome and encourage it

[blazing field]

Draedon would run a social experiment

[dusk bronze]

there's no characters confirmed to be trans so far afaik
except slime god if you count them

[barren nacelle]

Germany is a random 23 year old Azafurian that was turned to Suevite

[strange cargo]

checks notes
Head to sweden
writes down

[rose laurel]

I just personally think it's cheap for me to do it

[blazing field]

Bandit and Xeroc if you count trans umbrella

Cuz they're nb

[dense sundial]

sg doesn't count because the qs thing is being removed, is it not

[dusk bronze]

they're still genderfluid

[barren nacelle]

Xerocs more so demiboy

[rose laurel]

Slime God is Genderfluid

[barren nacelle]

Slime god is fluid

[blazing field]

Yeah he/they, still a form of nonbinary, so

[dusk bronze]

that is a gender outside the binary

[blazing field]

If you count the trans umbrella in general

Then xeroc counts

[dense sundial]

i guess a hallowed slime doesn't exactly have a gender anyway

[blazing field]

Slime God is genderslime

not genderfluid

[barren nacelle]

Well okay yes I’m just making the distinction

[blazing field]

get it right

[dusk bronze]

[strange cargo]

Plantera is a cishet woman

[barren nacelle]

10000 years of “I thought xeroc was they them”

[rose laurel]

Maybe when do write a trans

[unique warren]

It def is

[rose laurel]

Oops

[polar tide]

i get this perspective, but i also feel really stifled by the idea that every trans character has to have the trans part be something that gets exploration and focus. there are places for this absolutely but i don't like the idea of it being a rule for every trans character partially because of how i personally feel about being trans. it's something i tend to hide or avoid talking about in public because i feel like instead of being a man in peoples minds i'll be a trans man and only thought of as the trans part. i hope this makes sense im having trouble articulating

[strange cargo]

And a hear me out

[dense sundial]

genderslop(?)

[barren nacelle]

Maybe when do write a trans

[agile latch]

yea

[dusk bronze]

would be better than getting only he/himmed for eternity

[blazing field]

That's a plant

[unique warren]

Yeah some, if not most people are just casually trans lol

[barren nacelle]

True…

[strange cargo]

Its a hear me out for a reason

[agile latch]

they are just cultists using dragon transformation so..

[unique warren]

At least later in life when they have transitioned

[agile latch]

[polar tide]

and to be clear if its just something you feel for yourself thats totally fine im just expressing why i personally do not like applying this thinking to writing

[agile latch]

are cultists human?

[dusk bronze]

lunatic cultist isn't wearing a mask

[strange cargo]

No theyre terrarians i think

[dusk bronze]

he just looks like that

[deft lily]

this convo clearly means that there is a distinct lack on trans people in cal and therefore there should be more ‼️

[barren nacelle]

-The Federal Bureau of Investigations, 1960s

[rose laurel]

Yeah that's super valid and I agree with this perspective. To us it's more that we just have so much to say about the trans experience that painting it as something simple just feels cheap to how it really is to be a trans person

[polar tide]

for sure

[rose laurel]

As I was gonna say

[barren nacelle]

Anahita is actually my dev self insert guys so there’s 1 trans character

[misty wren]

i think it depends on how a character being trans is used as a part of their character

[blazing field]

I assume theres probably different species within the cult

Alot are probably human tho cuz that seems to be the

[rose laurel]

Maybe when we write a trans character properly, we won't have this feeling anymore

[blazing field]

dominant sapient species nowadays

maybe some lihzhards in there

maybe some goblins

[rose laurel]

I prolly should write some kind of one-off story about that tbh

[misty wren]

because some characters have being trans as This Is What The Character Is About and then dont really go into detail on anything and that just feels bad

[blazing field]

can we get goblin eidolists gang

[strange cargo]

Who wins dungeon guardian vs yharim

[deft lily]

😨

[rose laurel]

I mean that's just bad writing lol

If ya make a character around something and fail to deliver on that aspect then yeah of course it's gonna be bad

[deft lily]

^

[barren nacelle]

Calamity Abyss Overhaul will have interracial Eidolists #wokelikethat

[blazing field]

My name is Rasmodius the Great and i'm a wizard. my quest is to become the best wizard ever.

This will never be explored again and i will instead disappear and go bake cookies

[agile latch]

rasmodius the wizard, one of yharim greatest god seekers

[strange cargo]

Is that how the wizard ended up tied up in the underground?

[agile latch]

rank number 5

[pulsar cobalt]

ooohhhh so thats what the wizard left to do

[rose laurel]

This stuff is just a common phenomenon for LGBTQ characters because they're either written by non-LGBTQ people, or when they are, companies force the writers to dumb down and stiffle the character due to audiences

[blazing field]

He was permafrosts's rival

his goal was to become the best wizard ever and surpass him

[barren nacelle]

My name is Bagman, I am a demon from purgatory hellbent on the eradication of all life.

Fuuuuuck I need to pursue this fuckass pirate this will be my plot now I will hunt down a pirate and NO it’s not yearning guys it’s nooot

[blazing field]

He has a big pointy hat

And a long white beard

[unique warren]

Nah he was just being a little feaky dw about him

[blazing field]

Whenever he casts a spell he has to shout the name of it in a very mighty nad bombastic tone

[strange cargo]

So theres two ways this could go

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/true-that-burns-the-sky-true-pokemon-pokemon-true-ultra-necrozma-gif-3766756404502528149

[misty wren]

and every time he casts a spell his hat gets slightly taller and beard gets slightly longer

[strange cargo]

And it depends on his outfit

[misty wren]

obviously the increase depends on how big the spell is

[blazing field]

This was Rasmodius riding one of the yharmy subways

[lyric trellis]

Omg a dev said it, must be added to the future content doc now

[rose laurel]

But yeah

[blazing field]

Thank you Draedon for giving the Yharmy such advanced technology

[deft lily]

think about it
yharim is cisgender and is evil
yknow what this means?

think about it guys

[rose laurel]

Honestly I should definitely write a one-off story about the Trans Experience™

[misty wren]

it means evil calamity mod is #woke

[strange cargo]

Im so tired, I thought that said the slur for trans people instead of yharmy

[barren nacelle]

I’d like to imagine the Yharmy built like solid infrastructure for a while but just couldn’t be assed to maintain it

The city of Chicago existed for roughly a month

[rose laurel]

I mean they definitely had superb infrastructre

[rotund venture]

I'd read that I'm really ignorant and stories are a great way to learn

[rose laurel]

Ya can't make a world-spanning crusade without that lol

[barren nacelle]

It was promptly reduced to rubble by a few packs of wild Rimehounds

[polar tide]

untrue. the cis part i mean. he is evil as fuck

[strange cargo]

The humble pylon network

[rose laurel]

Pylons require people to be happy to work

[blazing field]

It's alot more appealing to go "Join my army and get access to a comfortable life in a well-maintained city for you and your family aswell as a stable wealth"

than to go

[strange cargo]

People can be forced to be happy

[burnt basin]

money buys happiness

[rose laurel]

Do ya really think that soldiers would be happy enough for them to work?

[deft lily]

grrr how dare they not make him cis this is discrimination!!! grrrr

[rose laurel]

🥀

[blazing field]

"Join my army and get access to living in a shitty tent in a swamp and you and your family get to eat poop hotdogs and get paid 1 cent per day"

[blazing field]

Not really

[strange cargo]

Drugs

[blazing field]

You can make them fake being happy

Not force them to actually be happy

[polar tide]

do you mean this is discrimination against cis people or trans people

[strange cargo]

Its good enough to trick the game mechanics

[agile latch]

they also get exclusive access to the new alcohol energy drink, crimson rhymehound that give the player temporary wings

[blazing field]

gotta add to the future content doc guys. gotta do ti

yep

being added tommorow

[misty wren]

rhymehound gives you wiiiiiiiings

[pulsar cobalt]

amazing

[agile latch]

crimson rhymehound rival brand, creature energy drink

[strange cargo]

Horrible hog tomorrow

[blazing field]

CREATURE

[strange cargo]

Be prepared

[deft lily]

cis people.......................................................

grrr

im so angry

[blazing field]

do you guys like your normal creature or white creature

[deft lily]

grrr

[blazing field]

maybe grape-flavoured creature

[barren nacelle]

After drinking 2 white creatures I fear it makes a 3rd

[pulsar cobalt]

i like my divine creature

[polar tide]

oh. ok yeah it totally is discrimination against cis people then and we're actually using the patreon money to build our own "down with cis" bus

[misty wren]

exotic pet store owner asking if we want an albino or not

[pulsar cobalt]

o wait ur talking about energy drinks idk

[rose laurel]

This is the plot of Limbus Company

[strange cargo]

Now THIS is what I am paying for. Keep up the good work Carny

[barren nacelle]

This is jus my job

[deft lily]

yep. the evil woke cal devs at it once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blazing field]

you feed people to the bus

[dusk bronze]

peak

[blazing field]

thats how woke we've gotten

[agile latch]

mango creature

crazy mango creature

[barren nacelle]

Are the bus fares any good

[vivid hemlock]

frogfish

[barren nacelle]

And like what’s the extent of the routes

[blazing field]

that ones good true

[tropic jolt]

perhaps I need to upgrade to auric after all

[barren nacelle]

Like can I get to the other side of my city or is it like a 3 stop city and I have to walk an extra mile

[misty wren]

@stoic kestrel its YOU!!

[deft lily]

join me

[misty wren]

why did you do this discord.

[tropic jolt]

the colors sucks though...

[deft lily]

fuck you

[pulsar cobalt]

lmao????

[deft lily]

explode

[strange cargo]

I like my red

[deft lily]

my color fits me very well

[misty wren]

piss color

[strange cargo]

Nah you should be purple

[tropic jolt]

somebody give umbara horrible hog colors

[strange cargo]

It just fits better

[deft lily]

i will kill all of you

[strange cargo]

No me

[polar tide]

(just in case anyone isnt familiar with the greatest tumblr post of all time)

[lyric trellis]

Sulphuric Sea color from both eras

[twin juniper]

Yall got any amidias image with horrible hog

[barren nacelle]

#incident

[misty wren]

this is limbus company

[dusk bronze]

this is true i was the shirt

[deft lily]

i should've gotten exo patreon tier role for my uhh
generous donation

those who know

[rose laurel]

Yeah that's just Limbus Company

[deft lily]

[strange cargo]

I am the most horrid horrible hog paladin

[barren nacelle]

Umbara gave Rover their kidney

[strange cargo]

Pardon?

[deft lily]

i did?

[polar tide]

(down with) cisbus company

[barren nacelle]

Not by choice and it wasn’t recent don’t worry this was like a while ago

[misty wren]

yeah how did you think rover got a third

[deft lily]

[blazing field]

Calamity could really use more elephants man

It could really use more of them

[deft lily]

i assume you are reffering to roverdrivex

[blazing field]

Big lack of elephants in this mod

[barren nacelle]

Dude it really needs like

[dusk bronze]

elephant gun

[barren nacelle]

An elephant boss

[blazing field]

Like,

[fathom girder]

are you perhaps referring to a mega mammoth

[blazing field]

Ok what about like

[barren nacelle]

Maybe in the snow biome pml?

[strange cargo]

Big lack of hogs

[misty wren]

i thought this was referring to melongun

[blazing field]

a snow elephant, right

[terse dew]

elephant army event

[blazing field]

snow biome mammoth boss

what about that

[barren nacelle]

CHEESE

[fathom girder]

they should call it

a mega mammoth

[barren nacelle]

ANTARCTIC BEAST

[blazing field]

what if like,

[fathom girder]

because it would be large

[deft lily]

MEGA MAMMOTH

[blazing field]

what if i built, right

what if i built an elephant

out of snow walls

[still cobalt]

Hogs are horrible

[blazing field]

to just like, yk, show to you

[barren nacelle]

GET ANTARCTIC BEAST

[blazing field]

what it'd look like

a demonstration, you know

like a elephant built of snow walls, to show to you what the snow biome elephant boss would look like

[misty wren]

dont worry cheese im already on it

[blazing field]

what about that

SEE thats what im talking about. thanks man

[agile latch]

sadly they were all killed by the now removed weapon

[dusk bronze]

what if this mega mammoth was also a dragon

[agile latch]

elephant killer

[still cobalt]

Yeah i see it

[strange cargo]

I feel like ur shitposting but im so tired that i cant tell

[barren nacelle]

I love this, you’re truly a skilled artist. I made fanart of your amazing boss idea.

[misty wren]

goated o7

[blazing field]

doom and despair

[barren nacelle]

Let’s make a mod without a programmer

[misty wren]

i agree

[fathom girder]

and reuse vanilla code

[misty wren]

no

[blazing field]

we have to bring them back man.

[misty wren]

we wont stoop that low

[blazing field]

this isn't right

Those damn humans. they killed all the elephants

[fathom girder]

all code copies vanilla code btw

[blazing field]

the rightful gaurdians of the savannah

that lived in the elephant aerie

[fathom girder]

because vanilla code uses {} and so does all other code

[misty wren]

mod with no programmer but also no vanilla code copying

[blazing field]

we have to avenge them

[misty wren]

not mine

[blazing field]

my partner mammuthron the elephant of rebirth will help me in my quest

we will avenge all the fallen elephants that so kindly protected the savannah from outside threats

[pulsar cobalt]

heres my fanart of ur snowy elephant! i tried something a bit more life like

[blazing field]

we will seek, all the elephant hunters

[still cobalt]

Whats the definition of no programemr
Does this mean no code is made at alm or all the code is made by someone who doesnt know how to code

[blazing field]

i am cheesrim the hunterseeker

i will avenge the elephant

[misty wren]

nobody knows how to code

[strange cargo]

Is this a play on dragons and yharon…

[dusk bronze]

no

[barren nacelle]

Truly you are the greatest mind of our generation. I strive to one day be as good as you, my art looks dogshit in comparison

[dusk bronze]

it's about elephants

[strange cargo]

God I need to go sleep

[blazing field]

it's about elephants i think that's very obvious.

[fathom girder]

remember when Mammothim punched a mammothable so hard it caused a mammothplosion and killed everymammoth in a 100 mammoth mile radius

[blazing field]

yeah

[dusk bronze]

yeah that was peak

[barren nacelle]

??? Like the table top rpg?

[still cobalt]

I thought it was 1000

[barren nacelle]

We’re talking about elephants

[misty wren]

i think there are elephants in the ttrpg

[blazing field]

thats true i think

already makes it better than calamity

[barren nacelle]

Yeah but as like an standard enemy you throw into like

[blazing field]

that has 0 elephants

[barren nacelle]

A siege

[blazing field]

this thing sucks

[fathom girder]

a rainbow of sieges, perhaps

maybe even

six of them

[blazing field]

a rainbow of elephants

[fathom girder]

the seven mammoth souls

[still cobalt]

A gay if elephants if you will

[barren nacelle]

Baal: No! You're supposed to obey me!
The Seven Mammoth Souls:

[blazing field]

we've been barking at the wrong tree, man

more exploration content this

better lore implementation that

[fathom girder]

we need more MAMMOTH

[blazing field]

bosses that are actually good, acutal post ml content

thats all wrong man

we need more elephants

thats what calamity needs

[blazing field]

exactly .

[polar tide]

meow

[deft lily]

the ultimate elephant style

[still cobalt]

What if we add elephant bosses to post ml

[barren nacelle]

Fill all these gaps in content with mammoths

[fathom girder]

only post ml?

you're not thinking hard enough

[deft lily]

calamity: Elephant Invasion addon

[barren nacelle]

Mammoth Ruins in ever biome

[fathom girder]

Mammothstorm

[barren nacelle]

Post Xeroc Mammothmode

Boss Scaling weapons made out of Mammothium

[blazing field]

Xernocasuolsatros or whatever

distortion ? FUCK that

mammoth realm

[barren nacelle]

Hire a real mammoth to kill players in real life

[fathom girder]

and Manny is there

from ice age

one of the servers I'm in has a png of manny as an emote

for no reason

[split ginkgo]

We need aliens in calamity

Aliens and not stupid fucking martians or astral creatures

[fathom girder]

so mammoths

[barren nacelle]

I've left an emote related surprise for some members of RoY and I'm waiting for one of them to notice

[split ginkgo]

devourer of mammoths

[fathom girder]

starbound ass chest

who just puts eyes there..

[tropic jolt]

im scared

[split ginkgo]

starbound is funny

[twin juniper]

It look like it could be a mimic variant

[split ginkgo]

What

[fathom girder]

no it's just a crimson chest

[split ginkgo]

do you mean stardew valley lasted longer than starbound

[fathom girder]

Stardew valley was actually finished

starbound

was not

[severe coral]

Got dayum boutta cross the street how he lookin both ways

[polar tide]

if yuo open This you will find Me in there

[barren nacelle]

Let me just check...

https://klipy.com/gifs/mango-eotl

WOAGH

[frozen horizon]

Even Aurics can't get embed perms? What has the world come to.

[fathom girder]

ow

[severe coral]

If I could send GIFs without having to post them in a separate server, hope it's actually a GIF and not an mp4, then come back and repost, I'd definitely spend $30 more

[lapis oak]

epic embed failed

laughed

[stiff light]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sea-monkey-ocean-gif-19747547

[severe coral]

killing yuo

splode ✋💥

[unique warren]

Sorry it was?

Or do you mean like it got into a finished state

Or has the final update already happened? 🤔

[agile latch]

youtube jumpscare

[severe coral]

Swine...

Pig...

[stiff light]

pig

horrible

[severe coral]

Tomorrow?

Boss variant of the Horrible Hog named War Boar

The Delicious Meat Permafrost sells comes from the Aurora Boarealis

[stiff light]

i had a dream i saw the aurora borealis

[gloomy grove]

youve seen horrible hog, get ready for devilish swine

[severe coral]

I was in Norway in January and lemme tell ya

It just looks like clouds without a phone

Like really wonky flashing clouds

[stiff light]

yea i know what it is

[severe coral]

Blah blah blah science science science phones capture the green and ourple

[stiff light]

this is why aurora australis better

[severe coral]

oop

[stiff light]

cuz red tastes better then green

[severe coral]

Oh it's different colours?

Looks pink and yellow

Like Starfury

[stiff light]

it go red

[severe coral]

hm

Not seein red

idk

Probably won't ever see it but wtv

I got

24/7 access to Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito

[stiff light]

ew

[severe coral]

Uhm what

[stiff light]

chicken better

[severe coral]

eh

[fathom girder]

cool role revoked for that tbh

[severe coral]

I do homemade chicken

[stiff light]

i dont eat red meat

[fathom girder]

steak grilled cheese burrito is top tier

[severe coral]

_ _

[severe coral]

y not

[stiff light]

vibes

[fathom girder]

fair

you could always cook it till it's all brown and rubbery and tasteless and awful and

[severe coral]

Do you get dizzy when you stand up?

[stiff light]

no

i dont have low blood iron

i like seafood and chicken too much to be vegetarian

[stiff light]

mfs will say this and be one steak away from heart attack

[fathom girder]

I like salami and such too much to avoid red meat

I just work out to offset the bad shit red meats do

[severe coral]

Bruh I'm like max 15% fat

[stiff light]

im 100% fat

0% brain

[fathom girder]

see

if you had red meat

it'd be 10% brain

[severe coral]

haha get it because self deprecation

That's the joke now everyone laugh

[stiff light]

my diet like relies on chicken

and tuna

[severe coral]

Mm chicken

[fathom girder]

tuna's wonderful

[severe coral]

Careful it's high in Mercury

[stiff light]

i eat so much

[severe coral]

At most like 2 cans a week

[fathom girder]

it's ok the mercury makes up for the lack of iron

[severe coral]

wh

[fathom girder]

one metal instead of the other

y'know

[severe coral]

I uhh

[fathom girder]

trust the process

[stiff light]

i eat way more

delicious tun

[amber egret]

i was just made wise to the idea of Auric Aquarium

[severe coral]

Fuckin Chinese emperor logic over here

[fathom girder]

Mercury in tuna's gotta be like cyanide in apples

[severe coral]

?

Goldfish?

[fathom girder]

if the rod hooks it you get shocked

[stiff light]

it is

[fathom girder]

figured

[severe coral]

No cuz tuna ain't got seeds

[stiff light]

the tuna that you usually buy is from smaller tuna

[severe coral]

The mercury is in all of it

[stiff light]

smaller tuna dont have enough time to become mercury

so less

so i can eat more

[fathom girder]

see

the health benefits of mercury actually outweigh the health benefits of iron

[stiff light]

also true

[severe coral]

wh

[fathom girder]

did you know that it actually makes people immortal

[severe coral]

1950s spokesperson over here

[stiff light]

one day my mercury content will be so high i will go to the planet

[severe coral]

3000BC spokesperson over here

[stiff light]

tuna aint even my favourite fih

its barramundi

[amber egret]

i dont like Fih

too slimy or too bland

[severe coral]

I like uh shri 💔

[fathom girder]

I only like tuna

[severe coral]

Water buggies mmm

[stiff light]

i like shrimp too

[severe coral]

Yummers

[stiff light]

and lobber and crab

and oyster

[fathom girder]

if I want other meats I go for salami or prosciutto or pepperoni

[severe coral]

Boooriiing

[frail owl]

🦀

[stiff light]

the sea fears me

[severe coral]

Calamitas mindset

DUDE

[stiff light]

oo and squid

[fathom girder]

I ain't hearin' shit from mister steak eater

[stiff light]

and octopus

[severe coral]

I bet when she committed Genocide on Ilmeris it smelled so good

[frail owl]

i like salmon

[stiff light]

salmon is great

third favourite

i love smoked salmon

[severe coral]

I got a friend who's on a big streak of eating raw meat cuz of salmon

Like beef and shit too

[stiff light]

i feel bad when i eat octopus cause they are like fifth smartest creature

[severe coral]

Not smart enough to not be food idk what to tell ya

[stiff light]

could say the same about you

[barren nacelle]

Wulfrum is the content of all time

[severe coral]

I'm literally not food?

[stiff light]

yet

[severe coral]

Ever

I will never food

I eat too many nails

spimky

[stiff light]

ur getting pan fried

[severe coral]

No pan can hold me

Call me Pan't

[frozen horizon]

Would an Auric Aquarium kill whatever's in it?

[amber egret]

nah its just for auric fish

[severe coral]

goldfish

[amber egret]

found in auric sso

[frozen horizon]

Is that where Sea Prism are?

Because Sea Prisms are pretty much a god's version of auric, correct?

[amber egret]

are they ?

[frozen horizon]

Unless that's Aerialite.

[frozen horizon]

Actually Aerialite is planned to be used by Dragonfolly rather than Evil2.

[stiff light]

what about

pansexual

[severe coral]

Not even them 🥲

[frozen horizon]

Sisypan Ultracook?

[stiff light]

i could hold you

[severe coral]

What the fuck did you just say to me

That's not real

You're making those syllables up

[severe coral]

I'm pan't

Them's the rules

[frozen horizon]

I just made that up.

[severe coral]

But I can hold pans

[barren nacelle]

Tickle Rainbow Raspberry Cage!

[severe coral]

Like the skillet I made 5lbs of chicken taco in

No pan I can't hold

[stiff light]

oh alright

[barren nacelle]

Gorilla Ant Flaming Tuesday!

[severe coral]

I'm p'old and pan't

[frozen horizon]

“This luncheon, to hold, me?”

[severe coral]

what

[stiff light]

its sunday

[frozen horizon]

barbarianthinking.png

[severe coral]

what the

[barren nacelle]

I can also spew unintelligable slop!

[severe coral]

$3.28 for a peach fanta

[barren nacelle]

where????

[severe coral]

Ilmeris

That's why she cooked them

[barren nacelle]

You can't get white peach fanta in the states

[stiff light]

u are intelligible

[barren nacelle]

Last time I was in Japan I was fucking that shit uuuuuup

[severe coral]

They have chocolate-covered bugles in Norway they call it Smash

Somehow they've made a more American snack than us

[barren nacelle]

I would get violent

[frozen horizon]

But your Humanslop isn't funny.

[stiff light]

im taylorslop ?

[barren nacelle]

Honestly if given chocolate bugles I could not be contained

I would get violent

[severe coral]

It was like

[stiff light]

what is a buglrs

[severe coral]

uh

[stiff light]

dont they rob houses

[severe coral]

LMFAO

[barren nacelle]

I like the nacho cheese ones

[severe coral]

Crispy vs posting embeds

[stiff light]

spawn of hell

mfs will eat just about anything

[barren nacelle]

Edge does this fuckass thing where you cant just right click an image anymore it does this weird AI highlight of certain sections it like tries to magic wand tool it for you and it pisses me off

They're just corn chips

But they're like airy

They're taste like fritos

[dry whale]

youre taylorgem

[severe coral]

EDGE?!?!

[barren nacelle]

I like the Nacho ones

Microsoft Edge yes

[severe coral]

YOU USE EDGE?!

[stiff light]

why tf u on edge

[severe coral]

🚨 EDGER ALERT 🚨

[stiff light]

yay

[barren nacelle]

Never been assed to change my browser

[stiff light]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

[barren nacelle]

I've had the same browser since I got this laptop 6 years ago

I love this worthless laptop

[stiff light]

get fireslop

[severe coral]

Change to opera and I will consider buying you one Smash!

[barren nacelle]

Sure it can barely run anything and for some reason I've had admit permissions revoked from microsoft defender

but it's mine

[stiff light]

opera

[barren nacelle]

OPERA

[stiff light]

bro suggested opera

[severe coral]

Uh yeah

What

But they have the best June logo

[barren nacelle]

THE CENTENIAL CHAMPION

[vivid hemlock]

im a firefox user idk

[dusk bronze]

vivaldi clears

[stiff light]

based alert

[stiff light]

jus making stuff up atp

[severe coral]

who tf is vivaldi

[unique warren]

My friend uses DuckDuckGo

[severe coral]

Aldi?

[dusk bronze]

dive into poob

[distant raft]

composer iirc

[unique warren]

Honestly the image search sucks dogass

[stiff light]

thats a search engine

[severe coral]

🔥 🖊️_ _

[stiff light]

not the actual

[barren nacelle]

MY GLORIOUS GOAT

TM OPERA O

[unique warren]

Oh is it

[stiff light]

yea

[unique warren]

Same difference

[stiff light]

nop

[barren nacelle]

I work next to an aldi

[severe coral]

Umer Musumer...

[barren nacelle]

I almost got shot today because I decided to go to walmart instead of aldi

[unique warren]

Yeah I know it’s different but same difference

[severe coral]

_ _

[barren nacelle]

Their ad campaigns are getting pretty crazy

[distant raft]

why is he small

[severe coral]

🤏_ _

[barren nacelle]

Saw a dude get shot in the lung outside of said walmart that was fucked

[stiff light]

oh

[vivid hemlock]

im a manhattan cafe truther personally

[fathom girder]

Welcome to walmart

[vivid hemlock]

what the hell 😭

[severe coral]

I was in Cali when someone tried shooting my mall up iirc no one died and like 3 concealed carries immediately stopped him lol

Wait

This is cal update

[stiff light]

crazy how guns

[fathom girder]

Guns are in calamity

[unique warren]

Too political

Ban this user

[stiff light]

we just get iceheads with machetes

[severe coral]

_ _

[barren nacelle]

It was like a fistfight of like 4 people comin out of a barbershop and then this chick got shoved to the ground, panicked, and pulled a gun out and just started shooting

[distant raft]

when are they gonna add more irl guns to calamity we already got the p90, m1 garand, and kingsbane

[barren nacelle]

I may need to go to court cuz I'm considered a key witness 😭

[severe coral]

The cut was that bad huh

[barren nacelle]

HIGHKEY

[severe coral]

LMAO

[unique warren]

We need more real steel guns in cal bad imo

[stiff light]

real steel like

[barren nacelle]

Tbf she was chopped highkey she needed to go bald

[stiff light]

the rbot

[unique warren]

Also Kingsbane is NOT a real gun 😭 😭 😭

[severe coral]

Real Steel guns?

[stiff light]

bald women 🤤

[severe coral]

Like the robor?

[distant raft]

shhhhhh

[grave geyser]

why the hell is it even called kingsbane

[severe coral]

It banes kings I think

[grave geyser]

like I know minigun was a lame name for post yharon but like

[stiff light]

bane like dnd spell

[barren nacelle]

I live in a very low income area so like gun violence is less of a boogeyman and more of like just a fact of life, something like a lightning strike where it just kinda happens, but like you never really see it happen

[stiff light]

or the batman guy

[unique warren]

But yeah, imo cal is severely lacking in real steel guns

[severe coral]

Bane like born in the darbness

[barren nacelle]

DID SOMEONE SAY

BANE

[mental heron]

minus one d4

[unique warren]

MINUS ONE???

[stiff light]

what is this ungodly

[barren nacelle]

Banerot

[vivid hemlock]

one day you will be saved...

[severe coral]

You merely adopted the brainrot

[distant raft]

they should replace kingsbane with the avenger

[severe coral]

I war born into it

[unique warren]

GRAGGHHH

[stiff light]

like iron man

[distant raft]

no i think its more of a cap thing

[twin juniper]

+10% damage

[distant raft]

general electric's an american company after all

[stiff light]

iron man literally manufactures weapons

[unique warren]

I mean

Previously

[severe coral]

Until he gets batteried

Then he makes power generators

[distant raft]

actually im pretty sure the avenger would be the fastest firing weapon in the game considering its 2100 rounds a minute on low

[stiff light]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-tony-stark-marvel-robert-downey-jr-applause-gif-14738930

[severe coral]

What Avenger

[stiff light]

hawkeye

[distant raft]

gau-8

[severe coral]

What is that

[distant raft]

the giant fucking gun made by general electric

[stiff light]

oo yes the gau8

[stiff light]

forgot the avenger is a real gun

[severe coral]

Oh that

[stiff light]

what do the centurions use

do they use the gau8

[severe coral]

Is that what the A10 is built around?

[stiff light]

yea

[unique warren]

This is too political… kill this user.

[stiff light]

a gun with wings

[severe coral]

"The gun that the A10 mounts to"

[stiff light]

i love israel

[severe coral]

uh

[unique warren]

Okay that might actually be too political

Anyways what weapon in cal do y’all think has the most aura

[severe coral]

Where does the Terrarian put all those bullets

[distant raft]

belly

[stiff light]

this thing

can we get

[severe coral]

oop

[distant raft]

mmmmmm im so full from eating cosmilite rounds 😋

[severe coral]

Sentry class rise up

[unique warren]

😳

[severe coral]

Sentries my beloved

[frozen horizon]

Ark of the Cosmos has the most aura on paper, but it's so much worse than everything at its level in practice.

[stiff light]

nah just rip the gun out

ranger weapon

[unique warren]

😭 damn

My goat Tyranny’s End could never

[severe coral]

They also nerfed it recently

So wait quick clarification

Aura as in coolest effects or just overall best, like for its tier

[stiff light]

aura.

[unique warren]

Hype moments and aura

[severe coral]

Uh probably Stellar and Comet

They got mad glow ups

[stiff light]

prolly microwave

[unique warren]

Ehhh

They cool now but not much aura

[severe coral]

Grand Dad had so much aura it came back

[unique warren]

Okay THAT is aura

[severe coral]

Dude have you seen what it does to even abyss enemies

It like

[unique warren]

I think it’s still Tyranny’s End that is most auralicious tho

[misty wren]

i would like to throw apotheosis into the mix because fuck you devourer of gods

[grave geyser]

void concentration staff has the most aura because it manifests as a physical presence

[stiff light]

kills them

[unique warren]

It used to be a fat chud tho

[severe coral]

I was gonna say something probably rude

[stiff light]

chud

[severe coral]

But it does to enemies as far as Post-Polter what the equivalent of what a horse can do to a toddler

[unique warren]

It’s cool

[severe coral]

I think that's worse actually

[stiff light]

or what i can do to you

[unique warren]

Is the horse evil and intimidating

[severe coral]

Yes the horse I'm referencing has aura

[unique warren]

Dear god

[frozen horizon]

Exoblade does have aura in every way; buuut it would have more aura if instead of firing 5 high-ish damage projectiles, it fired 20 less damage projectiles.

[severe coral]

No horse god

[stiff light]

horse might be most evil creature to ever live

[severe coral]

They yearn for bloodshed

[severe coral]

Exoblade has like 2/10 aura

[lean relic]

Hog

🐖

[severe coral]

For taking that much shit to make

[stiff light]

horrible

[severe coral]

And it deals like

[barren nacelle]

Most exo weapons have minimal aura

Vivid Clarity...

[severe coral]

Nothing compared to other weapons

[frozen horizon]

The projectiles do need work.

[severe coral]

Wait

[unique warren]

Orderbringer is down the hall and to the left

[severe coral]

Are any of the exo weapons even any good

[barren nacelle]

Supernova

Gem found

[severe coral]

Maybe super ye

OLD SPRITES

[unique warren]

Yeah

[severe coral]

Go go gadget bit crusher

[unique warren]

I quite enjoy a good Subsuming Vortex at the end of the day

[severe coral]

Ah well

You see

[unique warren]

If you care that much about performance you’re a chud

[severe coral]

I'm real asf

[misty wren]

theres also new primordial earth

[severe coral]

And magic isn't real

[unique warren]

True!

[misty wren]

sorry primordial ancient not earth

[grave geyser]

I dont vibe with new subsuming I cant lie

might just be the sprite nerf

[unique warren]

Wdym sprite nerf

[frozen horizon]

Orderbringer does have aura, buuut it needs a new attack because rn it's only a repetitive m1.

[unique warren]

False Bomb

[severe coral]

_ _

[unique warren]

Not everything needs to be uber complex

[frozen horizon]

Earth would have way more aura if it wasn't restricted to on-hit true-melee for its aura.

[grave geyser]

I mean the old sprite was better I cant lie

[severe coral]

If Orderbringer had a cooler gimmick than "deals more damage when you actually fucking hit something with the blade"

[unique warren]

Holy SHIT

[barren nacelle]

I've been thinking about it, do any of you remember UndernityGaming?

[unique warren]

One horrible take after another

[severe coral]

quark-formingly hot take

[unique warren]

You are on a roll my dude

[severe coral]

Wait

[frozen horizon]

Idc, true-melee is inherently aura-less.

[severe coral]

Nvm at that point it's just false

[misty wren]

it got the holdout reduced recently

[severe coral]

Not even an opinion

[unique warren]

I agree even if both are eh

[wicked moat]

Effect only on true melee makes weapons have more aura

[barren nacelle]

somebody hook this dude up to a power plant

[unique warren]

And also making the effect not on true melee hits would be nonsensical

It’s a true melee weapon, when the fuck else would the effect happen???

[misty wren]

it depends

[severe coral]

True melee has the most aura

When they're good

[unique warren]

I think true melee is by definition hype moments and aura?

[severe coral]

Like Dragon Rage

[unique warren]

Bad example but I agree

[severe coral]

Not like Murasama

Because that's not even the right game

[misty wren]

a lot of true melee yeah not really that auraful but thats because most of them dont have weight to them or feel like they have impact when used

[unique warren]

Holy shit I’m surrounded by cringe

[unique warren]

To be fair this has been fixed a lot

[severe coral]

Yes everyone else is wrong and you are right

Projectile sword that is magic without using the mana bar is aura

[unique warren]

Well yeah

I’m the only person who is real

[frozen horizon]

Triactis' True Paladinian Mage Hammer of Might had more aura before Brainstorm.

[unique warren]

Sprite yes

[severe coral]

Never used it

[unique warren]

Mechanics no

[misty wren]

sprite is eh

[unique warren]

Which one

[frozen horizon]

Dragon Rage is so boring though. The only cool part is the spin.

[misty wren]

i dont like either sprite honestly

[severe coral]

Both

Shush is a Russian bot account

[unique warren]

I like the previous one only marginally more

Beep boop

[severe coral]

"New Subsuming Vortex sprite sucks old sprite and also old Triactis' Hammer are better"

[frozen horizon]

The ruby and gold looks like it's from pre-2020 versions of the mod.

[unique warren]

Yeah the sprite is pretty weird 😭 😭 😭

[barren nacelle]

Don't engage with it

[severe coral]

But it does so much damage

[barren nacelle]

Just don't look at it pretend it isn't there

It's all bait 😔

[cobalt wharf]

massive rectangle of white dust on every hit

[barren nacelle]

Just ignore it just look in the other direction

[unique warren]

I do hope they have a do-over for the sprite cause it’s unfortunately not great

[frozen horizon]

Damage can affect aura that's true, but it's not a big deciding factor.

[misty wren]

new one is overwhelmingly saturated which does help it a lot when in motion but kinda sucks to look at on its own
old one looks good when looked at on its own but completely sucked to see ingame when in motion because of how dark and desaturated it is

[unique warren]

The old sprite isn’t great either but the new one has such an ugly shape

[severe coral]

Of all the True Melee weapons

[barren nacelle]

Hey guys hey guys abyss overhaul jingle jingle new abyss stuff jingle jingle

not official

[unique warren]

Eh

[severe coral]

Abyss?

[unique warren]

Don’t interact

[unique warren]

It’s bait.

[severe coral]

RISK OF RAIN MENTIONED

[cobalt wharf]

what is his purpose

[barren nacelle]

Let's not interact with bait and enjoy my awesome concept art

[barren nacelle]

???

Be nice to himn?

[unique warren]

The shape of the new one is god awful

[cobalt wharf]

he’s not surviving the winter

[unique warren]

I feel like whoever made this sprite does not understand weapon design

[frozen horizon]

Old Triactis' actually looked good in combat for the most part, but I will say the dust needed some variety.

[severe coral]

Honestly

[misty wren]

shape of the new one is just the old one but bigger :MightySleep:

[barren nacelle]

White rectangle attack go!

[severe coral]

Looks like McD's toy plastic blur

[unique warren]

Ignorant at best

[frozen horizon]

Never looked like just a white rectangle to me.

[misty wren]

ok sure lets default to insulting people

surely thats a good idea

[severe coral]

It needs like

More colour

Not dust and afterimage

[unique warren]

Tell me it’s the same shape

Tell me

[frozen horizon]

I think the devs need a version of the weapon between the old and new.

[unique warren]

Ehhh maybe a sprite do-over but the mechanics are great

[arctic cliff]

i dont really care if old sprite better than new

[misty wren]

sure. it is. its the same but bigger.

[unique warren]

Holy shit

[arctic cliff]

let me use the hammers true melee style

let me bonk enemies the old fashioned way

[frozen horizon]

The mechanics are kinda boring to me.

[unique warren]

I’m surrounded by bait

[unique warren]

Better than literally nothing

[severe coral]

_ _

[misty wren]

you are the bait shush

you keep doing this

[unique warren]

To be fair your takes are awful more often than not

[frozen horizon]

I want something that has more mechanics than just an m1.

[misty wren]

ok fuck you

asshole

[unique warren]

[severe coral]

🏃‍♂️_ _

cya

[unique warren]

That is literally what the pre-brainstorm one was

[grave geyser]

sorry but you cannot be saying this with the kind of takes you have

[barren nacelle]

woagh looks like I need to uuuuh

not be here

[frozen horizon]

I know I said I wanted more from the weapon.

[unique warren]

I mean if you feel that way about me then fair

[barren nacelle]

I'm gonna go redesign reaper shark

[unique warren]

Others do tend to think my opinions are shit around here

[frozen horizon]

Everyone, I think the only way to settle this is to say my takes are the only correct ones.

[unique warren]

Not unfairly so either

[unique warren]

Does every weapon need multiple use styles…?

[frozen horizon]

I think most weapons post-Yharon need some variety in them.

[unique warren]

And making every single weapons have an alternate click style means they have less variety

[grave geyser]

I do not feel that way about anyone
but I do feel that calling someone elses takes bad when their own takes are relatively controversial is a decision that I would not agree with

[arctic cliff]

this is not a joke i am genuinely convinced the pwnagehammer line would be infinitely better if you could have a true melee alt-fire with them

[unique warren]

Because they all have it

[unique warren]

Eh

I see what you mean but like I’m not insulting anyone here

[arctic cliff]

a lot of weapons would benefit with multiple use styles

[unique warren]

Some def would but it’s the exception, not the rule.

[frozen horizon]

What if it does regular Paladin's Hammer throw then eventually throws a big stellar contempt-esque one, and then you can right click for a large true-melee swing.

[unique warren]

You can make fun weapons without relying on it

Like Holy Collider

[arctic cliff]

i udnno i like the current throws

[unique warren]

I know it has an alt use but that is I believe being removed…?

Doze said they wanted to remove it at least

[arctic cliff]

you could make it fit into the current style of pwnagehammer line by making the tmelee hits charge the strong attack faster

[unique warren]

I kinda wish that line was more consistent

Ok so Pwnagehammer does it 4 times before big slam

Fallen is 3

Stellar is 5

Galaxy is 8

And Triactis goes back to 4

[frozen horizon]

Chat how would y'all rework the Ark of the Cosmos to be better?

[unique warren]

Does it need it…?

[misty wren]

i wouldnt

[grave geyser]

ark code :(

[unique warren]

It’s very mechanically dense but maybe it isn’t like, as good as it should be

In terms of stats

[severe coral]

Remove the rift mechanic, doesn't need it

[misty wren]

its just a good weapon the only issue is yeah the code for it kinda sucks

[unique warren]

I wouldn’t mind a recode of it happening

[lyric trellis]

Make it require 15 more inputs and 3 hotkeys

[unique warren]

Just to be more quality later on

[severe coral]

💀_ _

[grave geyser]

true?

[arctic cliff]

it needs to hit harder

[misty wren]

oh no tinnitus

[unique warren]

Also make it a MM weapon

Hot take

[unique warren]

It should be a miracle matter weapon

[arctic cliff]

that is certainly a hot take, yea

[solemn crest]

You can only parry at max stealth

[misty wren]

anyways yeah i think ark is perfectly fine for what it is

[arctic cliff]

imo think its fine as it is sprite wise

[grave geyser]

ark is such a funny item

[unique warren]

I’m sorry I’m just too consistency pilled

[arctic cliff]

theres better things to make consistent yknow

[unique warren]

If every single elemental weapon turns into a MM weapon and one doesn’t

[misty wren]

that single elemental weapon is also the outlier

[unique warren]

Yes…?

That’s my point.

[lapis oak]

that is not an issue

[unique warren]

It’s an outlier and me no likey

[misty wren]

its been the outlier for a very long time

[frozen horizon]

It would help the Ark feel closer to a culmination of your journey as nobody else has made stabilized miracle matter.

[unique warren]

Also other outliers have existed before

[grave geyser]

the vanishing point in question

[unique warren]

That will eventually from what I have understood?