calamity-update-talk

[barren nacelle]

True...

[devout ivy]

I've got muchies and the decorative potions addon. not calamity overhaul. i reloaded after disabling those mods and tmodloader's back to saying it's calamity again >m<

[frail owl]

purr

by the way i named a rowlet "Varus"

[gloomy grove]

it snew

[devout ivy]

it actually didn't they said they didn't vibe with noelle >u<;

[polar tide]

moomoo

[frail owl]

car :3

[rotund venture]

cat

[dull heart]

hello

[polar tide]

hi dose

[frail owl]

giratina and their cat

[barren nacelle]

Hello Doze

[frail owl]

how cute

how delightful

[devout ivy]

i know it in my bones there has to be at LEAST ONE transgal who's noelle now because of either DELTARUNE or sivagunner's girelle meme

[stable dove]

i wonder when the first ever trans person was

[dusk bronze]

your mom

[stable dove]

gotta be one of those real early things probably

[soft plover]

Or noelle femtanyl

[devout ivy]

we don't know. any documentation of them would've been lost to time by now, given how scholars have treated queer history >_<;

[rotund venture]

babylonian myth has trans characters so

[stable dove]

in between fire and the wheel

[rotund venture]

very ancient

[stable dove]

yeah

[devout ivy]

it's also possible there were trans people before we had like started doing stuff like documentaition

[stable dove]

i wonder if it woulda been something after or before agriculture

[polar tide]

transgender was actually invented in 2015 with the release of undertale and the character Mettaton

[dusk bronze]

[devout ivy]

fax

[barren nacelle]

there are a lot of really really ancient instances of it

[stable dove]

i wonder at the evidence of that

[frail owl]

did the character get executed or atleast lambasted in the most vitriolic way possible given how ruthless babylonians can be?

[stable dove]

bodily augmentation or just identity?

[barren nacelle]

It was considered a fairly normal part of society in Pre-Colonial Filipino societies

[rotund venture]

I think it's a goddess

[frail owl]

ok good

[devout ivy]

I don't know enough history to know whent he earliest documented trans person was ;w;

[soft plover]

It’s me.

[devout ivy]

my area of expertise is kissing girls with toung and drawing cartoon rabbits

[hasty hawk]

Considering all those gender swap episodes in cartoons, the concept must be quite old

[rotund venture]

babylonian myths not the only ones with trans dieties, loki in norse myth also trans

[hasty hawk]

oh even older than I thought

[barren nacelle]

Hey question I'm making something, would you consider the changes to Gelitic Blade in Brainstorm enough to be considered a rework?

[dull heart]

all I know is estrogen bomb real

[barren nacelle]

Or moreso just an adjustment

[dull heart]

probably not but idk

[devout ivy]

ah! i got it to come up again!!! :D

[dull heart]

I don't really remember it

[hasty hawk]

tru, I think there was also smth like this in Greek mythology but dont recall quite well

[frail owl]

anyways, i was gonna settle on ashe for the rowlet given it's female but i figured varus was more fitting

[frail owl]

i love loki

[barren nacelle]

The biggest thing of note is how the Projectiles were changed

[devout ivy]

does anyone know what this is supposed to mean? i scrolled down the errors but i couldn't really see any filenames of other mods ;0;

[barren nacelle]

Increased the size of its projectiles, and they now visually fade out at the end of their lifespan. Projectiles now pierce three times instead of once, speed up on hit instead of slowing down, and grant -1 local immunity frames instead of 10 ID-static immunity frames.

[rotund venture]

there's NB characters and Zeus gives birth a few times

[polar tide]

the thing about transness is that for humans it's kind of inseparable from social constructs of gender so it's probably very difficult to determine what would even be evidence of it before the advent of concepts like civilization and gender roles in the timeline of human evolution

[frail owl]

he gave birth to athena through his head

[fathom girder]

If you hit brimstone elemental with this she turns into a gymbro and throw you into the wall 40 times

[arctic cliff]

there's also whatever the fuck Phane is

[dull heart]

I think brimstone elemental will just explode

[rotund venture]

extremely good point

[hasty hawk]

verify gamefile integrity perhaps, this seems very odd

[frail owl]

like athena gave him a headache or migraine or whatever and his cranium had to opened for her to burst out

[dusk bronze]

no that's deepsea dumbbell (testosterone bomb)

[fathom girder]

Estrogen bomb. Not trans bomb. It only goes one way. I misunderstood the entire joke and I MADE IT

[rotund venture]

and dionysus through his calf

[fathom girder]

Made it as in the joke

Not the. The bomb

[frail owl]

i fucking love greek mythology

[devout ivy]

i've done that already, it still happened afterwards. im not totally sure what i've done to screw up installing mods so bad lol >u<

[soft plover]

You should make the estrogen bomb real

[hasty hawk]

Just do a reinstall maybe or turn off mods til it works

[rotund venture]

I used to be extremely autistic about it so all the knowledge is still there

[fathom girder]

If i did that I would probably get shot

[devout ivy]

i think im just gonna try reloading with my current modlist. it seems not to compain if i do that?

[pulsar cobalt]

do u have a mod that relies on cal that hasnt updated to the current version of calamity

[frail owl]

half of the pantheon would not have existed if zeus weren't so lecherous

[arctic cliff]

the worst thing is that this is probably actually either a euphemism or a misreading. it actually means "dionysus was born out of zeus's ||gonads||"

[devout ivy]

i've uninstalled all of them! im not sure if it's worked yet but restarting now :0

[hasty hawk]

that would be a literal warcrime as you could modify and mutilate someone's body without their consent

[rotund venture]

thank you for that mental image

[frail owl]

idk though estrogen bomb sounds fun

[fathom girder]

Ehhh what's life without a little bit of war crime

[hasty hawk]

ofc if the person wants to become trans then they'll be fine with it, as long as there aint more people in the blast radius

[arctic cliff]

actually hang on im just gonna

there

[stable dove]

did he... how did he emerge thus

[frail owl]

zeus, put your d away

[hasty hawk]

yet he never did and thats basically 90% of greek mythos

[devout ivy]

tbh that entire mythos wouldn't have happened if zue just kept his dang dick in his pants >u>;

[rotund venture]

YALL #general-talk yeah?

[frail owl]

yep

[hasty hawk]

tru

[devout ivy]

tho im glad he didn't cus greek mythology is cool :D

[hasty hawk]

Anyways clamity mod

[tropic jolt]

very calamitous

[grave geyser]

clam

[frail owl]

lamity

[rotund venture]

sso never ravager rework tomorrow

[devout ivy]

right! relaunched after eneabling calamity, all's good so far

[tropic jolt]

wormstorm today

[frail owl]

tomorrow is another day

[fathom girder]

Tomorrow never comes

[arctic cliff]

yesterday is the last day

[devout ivy]

aw shame i just read the pins... sorry SSO's been so hard on ya'll ;0;

[frail owl]

today is a fallacy

[soft plover]

Days lose meaning and time melts and drips through your fingers

[arctic cliff]

yesterday is the last day

yesterday is the last day

[devout ivy]

i was looking forward to the lore updates but gosh dang if i don't know how awful creative burnout feels >.<;

[fathom girder]

Yo wait hold on NO NO CHILL WAIT-

[hasty hawk]

Tbh I wonder if Crags Overhaul and SSO swapped places

[fathom girder]

I wouldn't be surprised

[arctic cliff]

im gonna giggle if 2.2 is crags overhaul

[rotund venture]

we have yet to be told what the next update is

[hasty hawk]

cuz that was next iirc since Astral rework ended in limbo

[arctic cliff]

because then yknow whos going to get amidased

trust me shade

[hasty hawk]

we had a rough roadmap

[ivory marsh]

what i see 30 minutes into the nilk effect 20 beers deep after killing mechdusa

[polar tide]

irrelevant

[hasty hawk]

but considering all the changes that one could also be scrapped

[rotund venture]

no longer applies

[arctic cliff]

i will turn the character who is most relevant to 2.2 into amidas

[tropic jolt]

this is the end

[hasty hawk]

confirmed old roadmap scrapped then

[rotund venture]

my bet is more early game lore implementation through a scrying stone with Yharim and the execution of the lore whispers

[frail owl]

brimstone elemental will fall victim to the amidias

[hasty hawk]

Brimstone elemental?

[arctic cliff]

ya

anyhow

[hasty hawk]

This could be peak

[neat dock]

it has come

[frail owl]

i'm looking forward to that abomination

[polar tide]

i like watching you guys speculate on what 2.2 is going to be

[frail owl]

update

[arctic cliff]

the one thing we know about 2.2 is that stip is writing a lot of stuff about it

[frail owl]

please

[rotund venture]

tall me if I'm right I can keep a secret

[tropic jolt]

draedonGPT tell me what the new calamity update is

[devout ivy]

GUY S I CRACKED THE CODE.

THEY'RE GONNA REPLACE THE 1 WITH A 2

IM SO THEORY PILLED

[frail owl]

draedongpt has been lobotomized by me

[hasty hawk]

you have auric tier patreon, maybe check the patreon server or smth?

[polar tide]

stares at you and smiles, laughs a little, and walks away

[polar tide]

we have shared nothing with the pootreon

[hasty hawk]

ofc dont leak or everyone will execute you

[rotund venture]

we have not been told yet

[arctic cliff]

so i bet, at the VERY LEAST, that 2.2 is going to implement more in-game lore

[hasty hawk]

makes sense

[rotund venture]

I check that server often

[tropic jolt]

patreon is starved abandoned and left to suffer

💔

[rotund venture]

explodes you with mind

[arctic cliff]

which is why i wouldnt be surprised if the update still involves a major biome overhaul or sumthing

[devout ivy]

if i had the money i'd totally back the patreon. i hear it has fun lorez and i wanna read them cus lorez r kewl:0

[polar tide]

the only thing i can say is that i have been working on things that i am excited to be able to share eventually

[frail owl]

by the way, can you draw in a tuxedo suit?

[hasty hawk]

If 2.2 is the fucking port imma... not be surprised at all, just disappointed

[frail owl]

thanks

[tropic jolt]

2.2 is the theseus update part 1 of 9

[rotund venture]

cool really narrows it down thanks

[tropic jolt]

they're replacing the ships masts

[polar tide]

if 2.2 was the port we would have no reason to be so secretive about it

[rotund venture]

unlikely

[pulsar cobalt]

2.2 will be an update of all time

[devout ivy]

I don't have my tablet plugged in, and also don't have CSP on my desktop. however i do have a mouse and MSPaint so i'll see what i can do 🙏

also who is

[pulsar cobalt]

wires is a meme cat

[hasty hawk]

Port updates had a lot of content with em tho

[arctic cliff]

it depends on the port

[rose laurel]

If 2.2 was the port I'd kill myself

[pulsar cobalt]

came from 4chan i think

[rotund venture]

port is still months away is the thing

[polar tide]

LMFAO

[devout ivy]

time to draw this fella

[frail owl]

who even you

[hasty hawk]

Anwyays its likely not a biome update given the devs are tired of it and that would take a long time

[arctic cliff]

WIRES NO

[polar tide]

stretches and yaaawwns

[arctic cliff]

THAT IS NOT THE ROXY WE KNOW

[devout ivy]

i promise nothing with this piece but enthusiasm

[pulsar cobalt]

theyre adding a new biome actually

[rose laurel]

My name is Roxy, I made the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[grim pecan]

we are working on nothing. update is cancelled. everyone go home.

[pulsar cobalt]

called the hog biome

[rotund venture]

dang

[rose laurel]

Idk what I made

[grave geyser]

stabber will remained unpatched forever

[tropic jolt]

how horrible

[polar tide]

we are all in the kitchen lovingly cooking up a nothingburger

[pulsar cobalt]

it will only spawn piggy and its variants

[arctic cliff]

distortion update

[hasty hawk]

didnt that get obliterated?

Sky stabber ofc

[grave geyser]

no

[rose laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/yujiro-hanma-baki-cooking-esquizofrenia-gif-10183314646088788512

[grim pecan]

anyway sorry for hogging up the chat enjoy your night CUT

[grave geyser]

I am refering to

dazzling stabber

[tropic jolt]

SSO IN 2 MILLISECONDS !!!!

[hasty hawk]

ah that one

loud as hell

[grave geyser]

yes

[tropic jolt]

🐗

[rotund venture]

oh yeah I keep forgetting about the horrible hog

[hasty hawk]

The next update will have some bad piggies

[rotund venture]

obviously that's the next update duh

[frail owl]

wires react me

[rotund venture]

hogstorm

[frail owl]

fuck!!!!

[arctic cliff]

i wanna let everyone who doesnt know baki that this is actually the climax of the entire fucking series. this is what beats the bad guy (the huge guy with red flowing hair)

[frail owl]

that's not wires

[arctic cliff]

and i am not joking in the slightest

[tropic jolt]

why is yharim the villain of baki

[rose laurel]

Nope

[hasty hawk]

Tbh considering that the enchantments and Stip's structures (the sky ones, the hell ones are dead as hell since Fab is gone) have not been been added, 2.2 might have to do with those

[frail owl]

send retsu on the hospital bed

[rose laurel]

Yujiro is the main villain of Calamity

[tropic jolt]

yharim in everything except calamity 💔

[frail owl]

the power of imagination reigns supreme

[polar tide]

yhahrim :)

[frail owl]

perhaps even more than 4000 years of chinese martial arts

where's everyone?

[rotund venture]

sorry I eated them

was humgry

[devout ivy]

i did what i could with the tools i had

[frail owl]

cordial car

[arctic cliff]

this is absolute cinema

[barren nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mewgenics-guillotina-pussy-funny-cat-gif-13785045896899914093

It's Guillotina

I forgot no gif perms

[arctic cliff]

i am not embed saving that

[dull heart]

hi

[fathom girder]

Doze spotted

Releasing the tranq gas

[dull heart]

fine then

i won't say what i was gonna say

[fathom girder]

Aw

[placid ocean]

mewgenics-guillotina-WHAT

[frail owl]

sso is dead

[placid ocean]

is that amidias

[polar tide]

meowww

[pulsar cobalt]

nya

[frail owl]

purr

[hushed monolith]

bark

[frozen horizon]

Hogwash

[buoyant pulsar]

axe stays winning

[tropic jolt]

yay

[still bluff]

AMIDIAS

NO

[arctic cliff]

oh, please

he

[tropic jolt]

his reign of terror has come to an end

[arctic cliff]

he will return

death is not the end

[tropic jolt]

a very temporary end

[tropic jolt]

is this the resurrection of a cruel world

[still bluff]

when SSO returns, so will he

[thorny glacier]

horrible hog did this

[lapis oak]

Genuinely can't decide what I'm gonna do for this playthrough

Too many peaks

[arctic cliff]

mage

[harsh rain]

@thorn pier beat wyrm second try

which of the weapons should i use

[thorn pier]

this the uhh update channel

[harsh rain]

oh whoops

my fault

lets move this

[summer fern]

did calamity change it so that you can only get terraprisma during day?

[lean relic]

Yes and no longer material

[summer fern]

good

so i dont need it

its okay

[summer fern]

both except for the left item (the wailing sound one)

the other right two are really good for exo mechs

[tidal lodge]

Lost Media

[tawny spear]

yo i read most of the summoner weapon update, like almost all of them got nerfed heavily in term of damage, so is summoner no longer the dps dealer anymore?

tbh they nerf others class too

[dusk bronze]

no it's still cracked

[tawny spear]

i read other class they all got nerf in damage too

[orchid finch]

Yeah and then you got nerfs for all bosses and enemies

[west ledge]

i still hit 1 million dps on summoner

[fast lotus]

Hello

[azure oak]

since SSO is on the backburner

[lean relic]

Cookie run but SSO

[azure oak]

huh

[stiff light]

pink floy

[cunning sequoia]

pin worthy honestly

[azure oak]

nice

[cunning sequoia]

there

info first, funny second

[azure oak]

third drawing of mine that got pinned in this server

[cunning sequoia]

consistent bangers

[teal bone]

we're just
two lost [NPCs] swimming in a [sunken sea]
year after year

[azure oak]

me and my dumb doodles are simply goated 😎

[halcyon seal]

SSO IN KEY WEST FLORIDA!!!

[slate folio]

wait what? didn't hear about this

they aren't working on sso?

[azure oak]

devs got tired of working on it so it's being put away for the time being

we don't know anything about 2.2 besides it not being SSO

[late eagle]

Beloved spoiler

I wonder if supernova will get the funny smoke too

[slate folio]

Wasn't the point of brainstorm to finish and release all of the non sso content so they can work on sso?

[dry whale]

I think the point was more so just release something already!

and yeah they did say SSO will not be worked on for now

of course that doesn't mean it's cancelled in any way!

[halcyon seal]

That was the original plan but

Atp nobody wants to work on SSO for a while

None of the content that’s already done is going away, it just won’t come out for a while

[gloomy grove]

the point was to release everything that wasnt sso

[tulip halo]

Wheres the list of all reworked weapons

[late eagle]

RELEASE THE FILES

[gloomy grove]

afaik, the entire idea of overhauling sunken sea was a vision that was leftover from iban and the other devs that left anyways

[gloomy grove]

correct me if im wrong ofc

[azure oak]

iirc a lot of the plans for SSO (and also its placement) were left over from a while ago

[late eagle]

I forgot to use rem's revenge😢

[halcyon seal]

Calamity’s Sunken Sea Overhaul is… LOST MEDIA???

[azure oak]

no

[halcyon seal]

😦

[azure oak]

read the rest of the message, illiterate calamity player

[halcyon seal]

I can’t i have been afflicted with an ancient curse from a wicked warlock

[tribal isle]

Why is it pointing at meteor fist

[zealous saddle]

its pointing at post evil 1, which is at brain of cthulthu stage if you choose crimson, and this update reworks brain of cthulthu fight

[lean relic]

why does readAbility mod isnt working

[azure oak]

the calamity mod

[slate folio]

four years ago isn't that long ago but with how often calamity cycles through developers, I guess so

key takeaway from this (for illiterate calamity fans): SSO in 32 years

[azure oak]

4 years is a long time

especially for a single update

[dapper ridge]

what’s that

[final yew]

smash

[main estuary]

hunchback

[final yew]

you better thank to god that yharim isn't me

[lean relic]

no ploo

[still bluff]

SSO never

sorry

[gloomy grove]

sso never and ssu soon are both true statements

[azure oak]

sorry i ated it

[dull heart]

SSO? What?

Wake up already, it's time to go fight the eclipse so we can fight phase 2 yharon

[azure oak]

doze add yharim to the files and then do nothing with the sprite

[dry whale]

YHARN

[hard hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[urban cloak]

My dragon deems you unworthy.

[stuck kite]

dragon god yhon

[pearl sentinel]

Every time I see this sprite now I think of the lava chicken video

[slate folio]

I can't believe that's considered old now

I kinda miss fighting yharon a second time it was funny

Though it didn't make much sense

You'd expect the strongest and only living dragon to not run away

[azure oak]

revive will return eventually (though not the fight stopping mid-way through)

[deft lily]

yhon

[pearl sentinel]

Feed me hype aura second phase song switching ! /srs

[azure oak]

one day yharon will no longer be duke birdron, and it will be a good day

[late eagle]

Where's my second phase sprite...?

[azure oak]

uhhh

here ya go

[late eagle]

Orang

[prisma cipher]

Not enough AAAAHHHH MY EYES MY EYES ARE BURNING imo

[late eagle]

Second phase yharon should be just a giant fireball

[prisma cipher]

Yes

That’s it

Amazing

[lyric vortex]

Mmm friend chicken

[azure oak]

gimme a second i need to cook something up

[late eagle]

ORIOS IS MAKING PEAK AGAIN

PREPARE YOURSELVES

[vivid hemlock]

aerie colors

[hard hearth]

autumn yharon

[late eagle]

Uuuhh will this actually become real???

[twin bloom]

Wtf

[late eagle]

I understood the fa**ol female mechanic from the past but it will be back???

[twin bloom]

Cant believe the terrarian is afraid of women

[late eagle]

I think cheese is ragebaiting us

I won't be fooled >:(

[polar tide]

absolutely not

this is a joke

[stuck kite]

why are we clipping this

[polar tide]

i dont know why this is in the document

[stuck kite]

do not word of god any message out there

[late eagle]

Yeah I know that's why I asked lol

It was just too weird to be an actual idea

[azure oak]

yharon phase 2

[late eagle]

Evil chesse

[fierce nebula]

Looks normal

[late eagle]

Huge ball of light

[orchid finch]

what is this, some kind of rage bait?

[late eagle]

[dull heart]

Some kind of adrenaline bait?

[still bluff]

Word of triangle

[late eagle]

Don't peek into triangle's subconsient at 3 am

Evil and scary triangle obama that haunts my dreams

[tropic jolt]

Obama prism

[vivid hemlock]

i havent seen this thing in 5 years

[fierce nebula]

Obama prism!🤣🔥what a dank 🅱️ased meme! This deserves a reddit gold!

[vivid hemlock]

step stool upgrade...

[azure oak]

peak spoiler

[vivid hemlock]

+15% crit chance

[main estuary]

new #spoilers 👁️

canoworms tomorrow

[strange cargo]

What could it possibly mean

[azure oak]

the horrible hogman in second place

[main estuary]

no idea
the gif won't load for me (gotta love mobile internet)

[azure oak]

seems pretty useful for very early

[strange cargo]

New movement tech unlocked to fight the horrible hog

[amber furnace]

lol'ing to this rn boiii

[main estuary]

where you goin' hemmy

city boiiii

[azure oak]

first spoiler for the first entirely post-horse update and it's already peak

[fierce nebula]

🐴

[dull heart]

:)

I miss step stool 5% crit it was so peak

[tropic jolt]

wtf is this spoiler 😭

sso tomorrow

[rancid pagoda]

new vertical mobility meta

[main estuary]

dude this gym is ASS

[strange cargo]

Sunken swine out tomorrow

[main estuary]

i can't get enough coverage to load the spoiler gif

[dull heart]

L

[main estuary]

can of worms tomorrow

[prisma cipher]

Why is there step stool upgrade when step stool was already so broken

[placid ocean]

worms

[prisma cipher]

Are they nerfing step stool next update ?

[placid ocean]

ah yes the tool that lets you jump a little higher is broken

[prisma cipher]

It was a joke

[placid ocean]

is that wires

[prisma cipher]

Yes

[placid ocean]

                                  ![wires](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126556862070915214.webp?size=128 "wires")
                            ![wires](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126556862070915214.webp?size=128 "wires")![wires](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126556862070915214.webp?size=128 "wires")
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[desert garnet]

[strange cargo]

You’ve summoned wires

[placid ocean]

there we go

a pyramid of wires

[barren nacelle]

You gotta put a little spring in your step… stool!

[prisma cipher]

The despicable wires of dread and destruction

[placid ocean]

when they making an evil wires emoji

more wires

[strange cargo]

Horrible hog first

[placid ocean]

EVEN MORE WIRES

[placid ocean]

can't make more wires discord doesnt allow 💔

7 is the maximum after all

[main estuary]

bro i can't wait to catapult myself into space with the all new stackatron 4000

[azure oak]

exo upgrade that launches you to the top of the world

[teal bone]

It is yeah

It lets you extend your hurtbox (you can proc thorns easier)

🔥

[tropic jolt]

this is meta

[dusty tinsel]

The spoiler won't load at the moment so I have no clue what it is 😔

[dull heart]

it's 5% crit

[distant raft]

new accessory modifier

friendly

[azure oak]

new menacing sphere enemy

[dull heart]

Potions can now get weapon modifiers

[echo pier]

Why was rod of discord removed from wizard's shop?

do i have to deal with a 1 in 2500 drop chance item even in calamity?

[distant raft]

its not a biome key

its a 2% drop chance

[echo pier]

I thought it was a 0.025% drop chance

[dull heart]

It was 1 in 500 before

[cunning sequoia]

they buffed the chances

[dull heart]

And in cal it's 1 in 50

[distant raft]

its never been biome key chance

[echo pier]

Oh, it's not so bad

[distant raft]

also im pretty sure this works out fo 1/4k

[cunning sequoia]

yeah

and its 1 in 400

in vanilla expert

[dull heart]

Ah

not 1/500 oop

[cunning sequoia]

its 1/500 in classic iirc

[barren nacelle]

New Crags biome key

[polar tide]

meow

[eager bone]

i just beat the new devourer of gods fight..... omfg...

bro i was getting emotional it was so peak

finally after all this time he's actually incredibly fun to fight

it's insane how much of an improvement simply making the laser walls hitscan is

[polar tide]

thank you Doze

[azure oak]

DoG do be the highlight of the playthrough now

[dull heart]

actually that's not the biggest reason walls don't suck now

The biggest reason is they're part of his attack cycle

[rancid pagoda]

yeah you can focus on dodging the lasers instead of needing to do it alongside dodging him as well

[naive sluice]

switching to malice when getting to DoG now the next time i play infernum

[steel pike]

Hi

[tropic jolt]

the wall

[valid vessel]

Bro demonshade got giga nerfed wth

its still good but like damn

Whyd they have to nerf everything and then just make true melee do completely ludicrous amounts of damage for its stage

[mystic eagle]

What the fuck is a stepping stool upgrade #spoilers message

[inner timber]

does this mean stool is a stepping stool downgrade

[dull heart]

yes

You can't step on it

[dull heart]

Oh I just remembered I have this super early version of the lighting system the abyss uses

https://youtu.be/TI2cZ-K4ncU?si=csWG_b8GnaXlCEfj

there's your demo

[eager bone]

it's also nice that it performs better

idk about other people but my game would CHUG whenever the lasers would spawn in

[dull heart]

yeah

[hoary edge]

yo is that stepping stool upgrade? 👀

[lapis oak]

YO WTF SPOILER

Brainstorm phase is over we getting spoilers now

looks fun

[azure oak]

the appetizer has been served,
and thus our hunger shall grow

[dull heart]

no.

I already spoiled you with estrogen bomb anyway

[azure oak]

with what

[lapis oak]

wait Perdition is back to being a Sentry?

let's go

finally it's back

[dull heart]

yup you're welcome

[lapis oak]

🥹

[dull heart]

making it a minion was the most weird decision of all time

[arctic cliff]

wait where is this knowledge

[azure oak]

byeah jokes aside i'm excited to see where the update is gonna go

[dull heart]

I can't stop watching the way the gores go everywhere it's so satisfying

[dull heart]

Perdition sentry is in 2.1

[arctic cliff]

oooo

[lapis oak]

I should put the new spoiler on Reddit and farm 500 Reddit gold

[dull heart]

estrogen bomb on reddit real

I have a feeling that would

not be a pleasant comment section

[lapis oak]

that spring animation going off is awesome

holy

[wary crest]

That would either be funny or you’d get crucified

[dull heart]

yeah

[arctic cliff]

dont share the singularity because i know people are going to complain about it not being singularity enough

[tropic jolt]

GREEN NEEDLE

[dull heart]

you can barely even tell what it actually does in the video

[dense sundial]

It should either be a minion or not move

[dull heart]

nah

[dense sundial]

The entire point of sentries is they don’t move

[dull heart]

meh

they should be restrictive in how they play yes

but I don't think fully stationary necessarily

I new sanctified Spark kills me because of this though

[dense sundial]

Yeah .

[dull heart]

It's genuinely just a minion that uses sentry slots

[lapis oak]

I new

[dense sundial]

Perdition is also just a minion that takes a sentry slot, is it not?

[blazing field]

#spoilers message
Cool, a silly new step stool-esque it-

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gus-fring-finger-twitch-breaking-bad-gif-26288148

Why is there a green pig.

[tropic jolt]

its horrible isnt it

[strange cargo]

The devs know…

[azure oak]

the hogstorm approaches

[high scaffold]

I hope that tmod port will be done on 1.4.5.6 and not just 1.4.5

So we also have bulk crafting and better font on the release

[vivid hemlock]

the end is nearing

[high scaffold]

And dash and set bonus keybinds

[pulsar cobalt]

it will be

why would it not

[dense sundial]

What do you MEAN step stool upgrade

[high scaffold]

1.4.5 release is actually a bigger W for the modded players then vanila players

[high scaffold]

As some mods got added to the base game and those who used them wont need anymore and so performance boost

[pulsar cobalt]

two step stool upgrades actually

tho one is an indirect upgrade it seems

[dense sundial]

It looks to be just one and it stacks with step stool

Not that I know for sure

Is it going to be in a 2.1 patch, or 2.2, or undecided?

[high scaffold]

26.2 like in minecraft with drops

I expect calamity to have some bite sized updates before something big

[dull heart]

it doesn't just attack like a normal one since it has the mark

Which admittedly is very not restrictive especially with whips

[dense sundial]

You right click with it and swap off of it and now it’s a minion

The difference is one input

[dull heart]

either way perdition needs a rework

hear me out

It spawns an scal arena

inside the arena it boosts your damage massively

[lapis oak]

wow that's like

that's like Brim's summon

[dull heart]

except not because brim summon doesn't lock you in the area

and perdition wouldn't do damage itself

[lapis oak]

first SCal weapon to receive a rework?

Violence doesn't count

[dull heart]

first scal weapon to receive a rework if we ignore every other scal weapon to receive a rework 🔥

[lapis oak]

so true

[naive sluice]

Scal should give you

an accessory that allows you to have her as a companion

and she attacks

with her cool awesome powers

[earnest jewel]

First accessory to unequip itself when you fight the final boss.

[mystic eagle]

No just clone her

[tropic jolt]

some sort of calamitas clone

[earnest jewel]

Clone's are always weaker.
Loathsome copies, I am the real-

[tribal isle]

auric tier step stool

[summer shore]

perdition that summons a mini maelstrom

[dull heart]

i think summoning the arena is cooler

for a sentry

spawning more perdition could even make the arena bigger... hmm...

[lyric trellis]

Summoning a single one and stuck in the scal desp arena

[polar tide]

meow

[tribal isle]

who said that

[dusty tinsel]

Nice whale

[strange cargo]

That’s clearly a crocodile

[teal bone]

whats the other

[lapis oak]

you are the upgrade

[polar tide]

We're watching jurassic world in class today ive never seen it is it good or am i going to be sitting here wishing i was playing ultrakill for 2 hours

[lapis oak]

hiiiii Sagi

[teal bone]

heyaaaa

[amber egret]

they added the worlds most complex double jump

[dull heart]

pogo stick

[grave geyser]

true?

[high lance]

ultrakill is superior yet it is actualy good

[blazing field]

meow

[blazing field]

i dony like it but yk theres people who do

its very blockbuster action explosion movie

dosent have the same appeal as jurassic park did

if you want a movie just for dumb fun it can be cool ig but its not my thing and imo it loses what made jp good for me

[zealous saddle]

does natural life regen increase when your max health increases?

[grave geyser]

yes

[fathom girder]

Full dauntless meta

[grave rock]

New spoiler in #spoilers is funslop

[fathom girder]

YOOOO IT'S REAL

Stool upgrade was on my bingo sheet

[grave rock]

"Anything but Yharim bro "

[fathom girder]

Blows you up

[solemn crest]

Stool on a stool

[grave rock]

I hate fun only bosses

How dare devs do stuff

[desert garnet]

we need step stool emote

cant put on a step stool and i hate it

[solemn crest]

Wires why are you evil now?

[desert garnet]

cuz im bored

[solemn crest]

I should take a shot of whatever alcohol I get in cal every time I get a new one

(I plan to have 30 everclear for perma buff)

[lapis oak]

the only thing left is Miracle Stool

the fated... Miracle Stool upgrade...

[vivid hemlock]

miracle stool would be a worm boss

[frail owl]

meow

[thorny fjord]

What I make after eating Skittles

[dusk bronze]

5% crit chance

[soft plover]

Miracle stool has to give 6% so its a good upgrade

[lean relic]

#spoilers

[tropic jolt]

😭

[white pelican]

stool upgrade

[tribal isle]

Stoolslop

[signal imp]

miracle stool sounds like me on the toilet ngl

[hard copper]

steppeststool
you gain increasing crit chance the longer you hold w

[solemn crest]

If an enemy hits the stool for over 100 damage in a single hit, the stool gets knocked over

[lean relic]

figured brown coral might be shores one because of background

[azure oak]

neat

[tired adder]

that looks GFB-worthy

[sick crescent]

@obtuse hare accept my fq pls

[lean relic]

btw somehow big blue flower makes me think that it meant the lost souls

[tired adder]

can GFB spring be possible to charge infinitely so you could jump into space from charging up for 10 hours?

[solemn crest]

Gfb means get fixed, I think the stool should have tape holding it together

Bc they fixed it

[tropic jolt]

get fixed stool

[tired adder]

that can be added to growing stool

like instead of sprite being stretched

the increasingly ducttaped step stools emerge

[solemn crest]

I second this

And to deactivate it it has to play through an animation of untaping all the stools as you’re stepping off of them

Like one by one

[tired adder]

now the question is

who will sprite that?

[solemn crest]

Give me like three hours and I’ll have a prototype sprite out

I need to get home from work

[brave dew]

Can weapons like the old lords claymore benefit from attack speed?

[tired adder]

apparently yes?

I don't know the answer myself

[obtuse hare]

Why? Do I know you?

[tired adder]

but either xyk or doze said that their swords work with melee speed?

[lapis oak]

yes

[polar tide]

Correct

I did not hate it but it was very "well that sure was a movie"

[brave dew]

yay

thanks

[solemn crest]

One of the movies of all time

[sick crescent]

i wanna ask something

[obtuse hare]

ask here\

[rose laurel]

We are people

Jurassic World defender número uno

[lean relic]

🐗

🐷

🐖 🪽

[rose laurel]

Why so hogous

[vivid hemlock]

horrible

[lean relic]

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Calamity Mod 六四天安門事件 The Horrible Hog 天安門大屠殺 The Concoction 反右派鬥爭 Bad Piggy 大躍進政策 God is Coming 文化大革命 Hog Update

Next update will have some bad piggies

[dull heart]

why does it say "God is Coming" in there what

[dusk bronze]

hog is coming

[tropic jolt]

😨😨😨

[dusk bronze]

the end

the end

it shall arrive

[tropic jolt]

the end has come

[dusk bronze]

the pig and the prophecy

thy kingdom come

thy kingdom come

[dusk bronze]

it approaches

nobody is safe

submit or subsume

[dull heart]

i am

what's he gonna do when i stick a lemon 'nade down his throat

[rare tinsel]

reforge to Demonic

[urban cloak]

this community and its fear of pigs needs to be studied

[rare tinsel]

I hate pigs so much oh my godddd

[tropic jolt]

porkchop

[dusk bronze]

god is coming

you cannot escape

[steel pike]

cuz he is #

[hasty hawk]

i hope this update is the one that updates certain horrible hog, the one who catalyzed the dark times, justified the creation of the hornet round, and continues to be a point of conflict to this day.

With all the hog theming I would appreciate it

If you need an update name perhaps:
The Great Gammon update
Legendary lechon update
Perfect Pork update

[polar tide]

actually i take this back because the more i think about the dumb oudated wolf pack science bullshit the angrier it makes me

[dull heart]

oh GP did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKVY3eiKUpo

this is crazy

[tropic jolt]

too easy

[dull heart]

4:30 shows just how insanely tight this is

[tropic jolt]

a malicious mode

[twin roost]

That is an EVIL final phase.

[deft lily]

look, another reason for me to never try nohitting

thank you GP!

[tropic jolt]

the illusion of choice

[dull heart]

it looks like it's about a 6-8 frame window

from that video

for the down to diagonal dash

[tropic jolt]

this is alarmingly close to 6-7

[dull heart]

time to check the slimy saddle

[barren nacelle]

I love Jurassic park but it becomes more and more cope to defend the now very corporate franchise each and every day

[deft lily]

?

wdym

[dull heart]

the saddle looks like it's much lower

4-ish frame window

4ish and 8ish frame window over and over

[polar tide]

the fact that they spent the entire movie humanizing the dinosaurs and emphasizing their intelligence and emotionality just for the raptors to instantly turn on the people who raised them because "they found a new alpha" bullshit that isn't even accurate to the psuedoscience it's based on is just insane to me

[deft lily]

ive never seen jurassic park

like ever

[polar tide]

also why the fuck does this dinosaur movie have weird misogynist undertones

[dull heart]

tldr roar dinosar roar

[deft lily]

something something dinosaurs are kinda lame to me

ngl

[dull heart]

old movie moment

[polar tide]

im not talking about jurassic park i am talking about jurassic world which came out in 2015

[dull heart]

oh

idk

[deft lily]

whats the difference?

[dull heart]

jurassic world is much newer

it's a sequel

[deft lily]

i see

[dull heart]

this is over 10 years ago ugh

[polar tide]

YEAH

BATSHIT INSANE

[deft lily]

2018 was 8 years ago

[tropic jolt]

evil and malicious dog nearly one shots you so you treat the fight like a no hit in malice either way 😔

[dull heart]

real ones just parry dog desp phase

[deft lily]

malice mode is a shitpost difficulty anyway soooo

[tropic jolt]

I think moyai could tank malice dog

[deft lily]

id rather actually play the game and have fun and not limit myself to an arbitrary goal thank you very much

[hasty tangle]

i actually did it a few days ago, it just took me time to edit

[deft lily]

probably

[high scaffold]

I saw the malice DoG and I want some of it to be applied to lower difficulties

[deft lily]

no

[high scaffold]

Yes

[tropic jolt]

demon spider mode

[lyric trellis]

Proccing the 50% dodge every time on old Evolution

[deft lily]

doze dont listen to them........................................................................

[tropic jolt]

demon spider mode will save calamity

[deft lily]

i will kill all of you

[tropic jolt]

it will be the sequel to hit mods like calamity infernum and calamity overhaul

[dull heart]

i do bet that the best way to do dog is 100% Brand of the Inferno

at least aside from melting desp

[strange cargo]

Doze can we have more dinos in calamity

[dull heart]

i should hard cap dmg dealt before desp begins to not let him drop below 5%

[high scaffold]

Buff DoG's speed in purple mode, its too slow

[dull heart]

amen

[strange cargo]

Since 1.4.5 added a way to become a velociraptor in vanilla

[lyric trellis]

The Dumpster boss

[dull heart]

tbh i had been thinking about this for a while i just

hadn't done it

[deft lily]

i think DoG should get another mouth on its tail

i think that'd be funny

[dull heart]

the fact the malice nohit takes 3 minutes even with nohit gear and rippers is just

crazy

[high scaffold]

The Hot Garbage (a real modded boss btw)

[strange cargo]

I think DoG should rather become a dinosaur, or perhaps a seal

[deft lily]

Dinosaur of Gods

[strange cargo]

The great mighty poo in calamity when

[deft lily]

that way the acronym remains the same

[grim pecan]

oh hey new spoiler

[tropic jolt]

🪜

[deft lily]

💤

[strange cargo]

Bro fell off the ladder

[lyric trellis]

Wow it’s (spins a wheel) Signus!

[tropic jolt]

2.2 will be the vertical challenges update

[deft lily]

i dont need stools in terraria because i am already tall enough

[grim pecan]

there's never tall enough

[deft lily]

[tropic jolt]

what boss would benefit most from an auric stepstool

[strange cargo]

Doesnt marnite have smth to help with height

[deft lily]

idk fucking cultist

bro is a midget

[high scaffold]

DoG's blue mode chase is pretty boring actualy

[strange cargo]

No he’s a cow

[deft lily]

anyways

[strange cargo]

When did you get your role back

[high scaffold]

Buff DoG chases pls

[strange cargo]

I swear you were a white name like yesterday

[high scaffold]

Too easy

[distant raft]

malice

have fun

[deft lily]

yesterday

[strange cargo]

Ah

[lyric trellis]

Turning into steak

[strange cargo]

Good

[high scaffold]

Why keep the sweet stuff only for ftw

[deft lily]

i had cancelled my monthly pledge when i donated a larger sum so i wouldn't accidentally get charged twice for that same amount

and i just never renewed it

[distant raft]

obscene difficulty is locked to the evil mode

[dusk bronze]

malice dog gets so fast it's genuinely frightening

[rotund venture]

some of us play terraria to unwind and enjoy something easy after playing other games for obscene challanges

[strange cargo]

For real

[high scaffold]

Playing games for fun? Unheard of

[halcyon seal]

Wrong we play terraria thinking this is what we’re gonna do and then only get more stressed

[deft lily]

if you can't beat Nameless Yhardeity of Fargonian Calamity while on the Eternity Masochist Death Master Malice Infernum Torture Absolution Everlasting Disaster Catastrophe Vehemence Genocide Armaggedon Extinction difficulty while using nothing but a Palm Wood Block as a weapon and wearing no equipment, are you even a real calamity player? 🙄

[rotund venture]

soooo true

[high scaffold]

Stressed? The stress meter?

[rotund venture]

anyway what's up with that new spoiler?

[halcyon seal]

It’s not that hard, not even legendary mode

[halcyon seal]

I only very vaguely remember it

[rotund venture]

marnite armor already exists why do we need more reach?

[strange cargo]

Look at the second armor

[deft lily]

kid named 1294790124791794 attempts and 16 broken monitors, mice, and keyboard later:

[dusk bronze]

how horrible

[rotund venture]

yeah I saw the hog mask

[deft lily]

what the fuck is up with this hog bit

[strange cargo]

Thats the long and short of it

[tropic jolt]

horrible day to have eyes

[rotund venture]

as if this is the first time the devs have gone insane over a joke that only they get

[urban cloak]

horrible you say...?

[dusk bronze]

the devs?

[strange cargo]

Sunken swine overhaul tomorrow

[deft lily]

this bit sucks cuz i dont GET IT

[halcyon seal]

8.09244e13 attempts per broken monitor

[rotund venture]

just a horrible hog

[strange cargo]

When the horrible hog arrives, the believers will be rewarded! The heretics will burn.

[tropic jolt]

the hog is horrible because the hog is named horrible hog so we reference its horribleness

[hard hearth]

horrible hog

[tropic jolt]

is hog even a real word

[hard hearth]

yea

[deft lily]

ok

[urban cloak]

variants of the piggy critter that people have obsessed over for ??? reasons

[deft lily]

anyways i go now bye

[tropic jolt]

🐗🐗

[urban cloak]

i think people just kinda found the concept funny

[vivid hemlock]

lack of whimsy

[lapis oak]

whimsy?

[high scaffold]

Ill be waiting for DoG to be buffed in next update

[lapis oak]

67!

[lyric trellis]

Those are some angry birds

[strange cargo]

Only thing getting buffed is the HoG

[vivid hemlock]

new angry bird enemy

[tropic jolt]

divine swine will save us

[vivid hemlock]

its red and angry

[halcyon seal]

It’s like Orwell, the hog has always been horrible and there’s no way to prove that it hasn’t

[high scaffold]

Hog you say? I only see free bacon

[tropic jolt]

your actions have consequences 🍅

[lapis oak]

now what I do

[strange cargo]

A plague of locusts will befall you and all those you hold dear.

[lapis oak]

😠

[cunning sequoia]

teleport to the woods

[high scaffold]

Locusts are edible too

[halcyon seal]

Me when I announce the 4th game in the Super Mario 64 series

[dusk bronze]

hi gp

[hasty tangle]

[dusk bronze]

congrats on dog nohit

[hasty tangle]

thanks

funnily enough i wasnt even first to the punch

[dusk bronze]

final phase looks actually insane

[thorny glacier]

horrible hog’s wrath upon thee

[hasty tangle]

another nohitter did it like 6 hours before i got it

[halcyon seal]

Dear nohitters:

Why do you not simply use godmode on journey mode? Are you stupid?

[hasty tangle]

it takes a lot of practice to get down

but once you do, its very systematic and predictable

[strange cargo]

Or perhaps from cheat sheet

[tropic jolt]

they're training for when terraria calamity becomes real

there will be NO qol

[dull heart]

that's just dragonfolly tbh

or yharon

[vivid hemlock]

this is possible

[hasty tangle]

6 and a half hours, roughly

[strange cargo]

In gfb yharon should become red

[dull heart]

I did the counting and it's literally like a 4 frame and 8 frame window for slimy saddle and dash respectively

It's insane

[dusk bronze]

jesus

[high scaffold]

Cant wait for yharon rework to suddenly pull out touhou type moves

[dull heart]

At least in that strat

[urban cloak]

christ

[tropic jolt]

we're turning DoG into geometry dash

[hasty tangle]

tbh there probably is something easier

[dusk bronze]

well yours looks cooler

[hasty tangle]

like some consistent way to move to be able to dash to dodge all of dog's teleports

instead of needing to alternate

[dull heart]

the easiest way besides melting is not nohit acceptable so

[high scaffold]

DoG be shooting fireworks and sending tidal waves

[dull heart]

I think hook of dissonance might be able to be that

but it'd require great timing still

HoD with bloom stone

Or just Brand of the Inferno

but that's lame

[dusk bronze]

does blazing core work

[dull heart]

for one dash sure

[dusk bronze]

right

cooldown

stack it with flame licked shell

[dull heart]

doesn't work

[lyric trellis]

Bringing back infinite parries

[dull heart]

they still exist

just only the vanilla ones

Actually

[strange cargo]

Why is there a gp and gpscorpion

[hasty tangle]

the incident

[dull heart]

AotC can infinite parry but idk if it can parry invincible enemies

[dusk bronze]

😨

[dull heart]

does inner tube have a speed limit

If not

Galileo Gladius pull with inner tube and a water elevator

[high scaffold]

I have not yet ever tried any calamity parry accessories

[lyric trellis]

Mystery

[tropic jolt]

what about g

just g

[dull heart]

wait

I think I solved it

True immortality

Lemme grab my laptop

[tropic jolt]

in real life?

[high scaffold]

Of the exos rework wont make me want to explode the earth from the difficulty, Ill be dissapointed

[thorn pier]

what else could he be talking about

obviously real life!

[distant agate]

does calamity stop the pirate map from dropping as soon as you enter hardmode?

or am i just unlucky

[hearty horizon]

Okay the Apathanull rework is really fucking cool

[distant agate]

its probably my fav spell now

[thorny fjord]

Don't believe there are any changes to it

[distant agate]

i wish it had a full book tree

[distant agate]

darn

ty

[lyric vortex]

Oh hey a fellow Matt

[distant agate]

nah thats just my username

[lyric vortex]

Wait this is cal channel mb

[distant agate]

im sure the server will survive if you talk about how we share a name once

[dull heart]

ok

solved it

[strange cargo]

I would recommend forcing an acid rain or blood moon for it

[hearty horizon]

It's genuinely sick lol

[grave geyser]

yeah sounds about right

[distant agate]

ah right, makes sense, ty

[dull heart]

i love how you already know what it is

[distant agate]

i felt like sukuna using it

was sick af

[grave geyser]

ok wait bad news this is in the fun but impractical catagory I think

[dull heart]

how so

dummy disabled during boss?

[grave geyser]

that but also spawning most bosses is going to be a pain

[dull heart]

It doesn't lock you into the item

[grave geyser]

oh right

[distant agate]

is that a dummy storing the starburst buff or whatever its called?

[grave geyser]

how does this interact with the dummy disabling itself anyway

[distant agate]

im not sure what im looking at lol

[dull heart]

Also since the dummy doesn't despawn... It might work fine

If you start it before the boss

I'll check

[grave geyser]

I think its really funny that you're doing this right when I was doing osc-less exos facetank

[dull heart]

lol

good news

new malice dog meta dropped

[grave geyser]

moment