#calamity-update-talk
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it just won't be a new set of pixels
toon bomb sequel
which is totally that the next update is the cathedistortiaerie
that's not a rework that's a new item
Ink bomb upgrade
you want a pixel from Me? aw shucks..
Neat
Is Lemon 'nade really just becoming real
lemonnade is real yeah
yes
lemon 'nade
🔥
Carny dev item and it's just his soul
scrapped^?
This is the reworked Polterghast design
not scrapped
isn't scrapped no
yeah lemon nade is real and has an upgrade tree
oh I thought it was
Oh did they scrap it
no I don't think Jev is scrapped just yet
Where does it sit in progression
Carny has been officially added to Calamity as the singular highlight pixel on the gem hilt of the Devil's Devastation
it is pre boss
To have like an entire upgrade tree
is it gonna appear in dcwo
what a carnygem
this isnt fair why does carny get to be peak
beucase ive suffered for so long
Also it just kinda got adopted into an existing tree
but that tree also got reworked to match
into the supernova line right?
into specifically sealed singularity's line
give supernova the exact same vfx but color shifted to green
Color shifting the sfx brb
green dragon yharon
supernova should def stay very similar to what it is now when the MM reworks happen in five years
Synesthesiacs are gonna love this change
supernova inheriting the lemon nade gimmick would be very cool
Plaguenade
is that the fungus
Lemeldnade
plemonguenade
Limeonade
You know how hard lemonade is a thing, doze
Honestly the Polterghast being a human looking ghost just makes sense
Not a damn beetle
there shoulda been a lemon 'nade upgrade that used 1 of each alcohol
and it'd turn into Hard lemon 'nade
and it just grants +5 defense
as in lemon -> duststorm -> sealed? curse of donor not holding you back? or just the first 2
if you want to keep the acronym it could be intercontinental ballistic mandarin
all 3
no
I got donor approval
huge
Sealed's donor is cool
no
I want the lime
doze list all cool donors
Intercontinental Balimestic Missile
no
Yeah Doze.
L
I need that for my rent bru
What eow plushies I ate them all
is it life sized
What if I send you $719.99999999
I'll take it
It's 8in long per segment
can the eow plush eat worlds
All 72 segments is about 48 feet long
thats a lot of feet
idk how long this is in meters
14 meters is fucking insane
Life sized dog plushie when
you lied to me....
Need my self a 1 mile long plushie
Doze do you have enough space in your home for that
1 lightyear long
would DoG actually be a mile long or longer?
brainstormed too hard... 💔
What about an evoked star god plushie
can we have astrageldon pillow 🙏
take my mony
the old one 
who
old astrageldon
jarvis pull up the gif
no comment
every dollar donated to manufacture it = +1 segment to the plushie
purple king slime?
ewww gross no i want the pretty catalyst one
yay its only $647 with a creator code
YO?
now thats affordable
True
why do you need an extra dollar
Honestly im looking forward to how they are gonna remake eater of worlds
wormstorm
I mean that would be funny but honestly idk really know what they can do because he just such a simple boss. Big work that moves and splits
well I think firstly a rot timer would be cool
Also what subclass do you think deserves a rework next. Other than yoyos
like either hive mind retier or eater causes the player to develop necrosis during the fight, forcing them to beat it in a certain time (albeit reasonable)
What is wrong with subclass. True mele is super fun
Subclasses are tricky
Honestly that's pretty cool idea
true melee as a "subclass" is really just a class on its own
in fact
it's treated as such in the backend in calamity
true melee weapons have their own distinction, taking buffs from melee and specific true melee stat increases
Personally I wish they did more with magic guns
and it's just really annoying to balance
a "subclass" should exist purely in the class it's meant to be in
not as an exception or somethin' like that
and perforators could also be the same with a timer except for necrosis it’s like scp 610
Also I feel like it should do some sort of attack out of its mouth like spraying acid or that green fire
I feel like hive mind retier should be more of the biome as a fight against the entire corruption
since it’s the “hive mind”
Alongside this, new flasks and debuffs could be a thing for the retiers
Yeah fair and in lore the hive mind is basically just a bunch of gods corpses
WRONG
Hive mind is the remnant of ONE god corpse
technically the evil biomes themselves are that
I thought the corruption and crismon was caused by muptile gods death my bad
Also hive mind/perfs are gonna be redesigned entirely, I doubt they'll even keep their current names once they get moved to post ML
But I do think both retiers deserve a starlight river themed battle
the ingame lore things don't exactly make it very clear, I don't blame ya lul
Corruption was caused by the death of the God of Dogma, Crimson was caused by the God of War. (or maybe it was the other way around? idk i forget a lot)
That's correct
like considering how well done calamity has been, I do believe they could do something like the crumbling tower in deltarune with a starlight river type of battle with a pre built arena and all
ravager
"Just do it like x mod" is cringe
Just gonna throw that out there
Quite the restrained mindset
I don’t mean as an exact copy I mean as the evil 2 retiers are like, gods of the evil biomes so an arena where the boss controls the setting feels cool
Back onto the debuffs for flasks, ichor is blood of the gods so why not a buff to that for the retier and alongside corrupt flames, necrotic rot would be cool
Oh right brain rot and burning blood would probably get retiered if they’re kept
and depending on your evil you can use the ichor or flame alongside bloodfire ammunition to make special ammo for ranger
Yeah I remember Yharim took revenge of the gods and killed the 2 that caused the evil biomes. He realized that not properly getting rid of gods caused corruption. So he than teamed up with DoG
Like Goreforged Bullets and Arrows with whatever else
Also when in the hell are we gonna be able to fight Yharim
Got a name
come back in like, 5-6 years
Withering Bullets and Arrows or Blighted Bullets and Arrows for hive mind retier
blood flare and burning blood...
why is it called bloodflare is it because ravager has fire or smth
Yeah burning blood might have to turn into radiant piss if it’s too close to ravager at that point
I was thinking as sidegrades or so with separate effects from bloodfire
We gonna get murder drones season 2 before a Yharim fight bro
Goreforged has a weaker marked for death debuff but also cannot be applied with it
Blighted could be a damage over time debuff
okay low blow (i dont even like MD that much as a show to be honest ive just had it as my pfp for the past month)
Oh gotcha no problem
now that i think about it reworked perfs doesnt have to be limited to 3 heads as a hydra...
I think its all static discharge now
but, i wouldn't recommend really waiting for the Yharim fight. it'll happen when it happens, just don't focus on it until its on the horizon
they’re gods of the evils so there’s a lot of potential
Perf is just a gore nest so
and hive mind is a cheap reskin of brain
Were also supposed to be getting a slime god rework
if fabsol was still attached to this mod it definitely wouldve been only 3 heads... also the heads get split off and turn back into the unreworked worms...
With it I would like to see a queen slime rework
again, patience. in time, you'll see a reworked Slime God. but you must be patient
They need a desperate retier, which I think they are but my memory isn’t so there yet
Queen Slime being the final Slime God encounter is so unsatisfying to me. ik thats gonna be getting changed but its so anticlimactic (it makes the buildup to the Goozma battle cool though)
the consequences of qs being added by vanilla
Honestly at this point just change the lore to make king slime also slime god just in his weakest from
That why all the slime fights are connected
no
qs wont be slime god when sg is reworked
actually i kinda like King Slime just being like. a monster. like the Eye of Cthulhu or whatever
If I remember correctly king slime is just a bunch of slime that got together and turned into a ball
Do we know what it’ll become
rogue paladin
yeah
Oh that’s fun
King Slime's just a big guy, no relation to the Slime God afaik
King Slime is chud and fat
yeah
and amogus
Honestly I wish the Astrageldon into the official lore
Because that fight it so good I sometimes forgot its a mod
Astrageldon probably won't ever be in the official lore, but it can be in your lore (just headcanon it as real like I do)
?
my vid is still getting more views that's crazy it's been 3 weeks
Hello kiri
👊
The beast uploaded 3.5 hours of footage.
Stop punching me I said hello normally 😭
👊 💥
I will reverse your insides with your outsides
that's mean
This AI-generated boss I created is bringing in $300K in Patreon money a month.
Nearly reached 10 million views on the music.
Nobody notices it’s AI.
If you want to learn how to create an AI boss, DM me.
why DraeGPT working for free
not free 💔
draegpt i need you to sink another continent by 2029
I personally think of QS as… not really a slime at all
Maybe that sounds weird
Never mind that, I seem to have misremembered bestiary entries or something
calamity
dude... you cant just punch people
not cool man...
The mod who sold the world
The mod who never changed its name
Oh fuck Calamity is turning 10 in like june lmao
what a calamity
June of 2028
june 2028 maybe
LMAO
calamity devs said sso is on the backburner for the time being
doing other stuff before dropping it cuz everyones burnt out
kity
🍭
when cryogen buff
Sso
im going to go invade cal overhaul under the pretext of "they have code of mass destruction"
Nerf
hello chat
no doze i will not give you 648 dollars so you can get an EoW plush
you should...
no :D
doze can you give me 648 dollars so I can give you 648 dollars for the EoW plush
why is it now 648
discount code
any word on stabber staff fix?
next update p sure
oo nicee
No
a weapon that does max hp% dmg based on the target's intended killtime
How are people supposed to know that
Welcome back elephant gun
I did consider that as an accessory for my nonexisting mod idea
april fools day murasama gets unlocked and does exactly the DPS that is needed on any boss to kill them exactly on kill time
it'd be peak
So like astrageldon dps cap but for every boss
no you'd still need to be hitting them
Aww
boring core - spawns perfect tracking projectile, that does exactly enough dps to be on-tier, allowing to focus exclusively on dodging
April fools update Murasama that's unlockable preboss at 10 damage and increases by 2.5 for every boss you fight
that would be really bad real fast
Exactly
my murasama dealing like
Unviable by wof
Mura already did that
but only if 100% of the dmg was dealt by murasama
exactly
I think murasama April fools should become a boomerang
1 damage except squared for every boss
Just throw the fucken thing
20k dmg but it gets halved for every boss killed
so 1.4.5 phasesaber?
huh did Doze actually get money? I guess thats less from the total $720
peakn't idea: have muramasa open the UI, like caloverhaul does, but all "modes" are just your funny ideas for murasama
Brainstorm for 30k actually
phaseslayer rework when
But I wanna work on roots more
rework rework when ....
add said murasama into roots as secret weapon
can the april fools version of the murasama be that one murasama sprite where the blade and the handle are swapped and when you try to equip it your hand gets chopped off
Flip a coin
shimmer muramasa after moonlord
🤔
You should get me on ROOTS as an ideas guy trust
the only item roots adds is murasama 😭
murasama is such a curse for cal devs
Hey so im trying to fight the primodial wrym but the abyss is pitch black, do i solve this with items or?
Do you have like, a circle of light and a flashlight?
Leave the abyss honestly
It or is it entirely entirely black
yeah just that
Ok good
void torches
but i still don't like that fighting it has required setup
will he be enraged or
Lemme grab the fuide
A few accessories increase that size
commission me i will make you hot steamy garbage for 25 an hour
Narrr
or i can cook it
KK im just making sure, every video I see you can see him very clearly

All of those are prob pre brainstorm
required setup bad
I like that abyss lighting actually makes people interact with it now
I’m curious does Ultrabright helmet inherit its predecessors effects in the abyss
yes
tyty i was confused
And maybe pin the guide it seems to be in demand
It was pinned but it was unpinned bc it's been long enough since release
It just needs to be reposted in help advice and pinned there but lazy
Realistically it should go on a wiki page but I'm lazy
Sigh
I can do it tonight
Doze is my grape beer thing on the wiki accurate you’re the grape beer guy
on the grape beer page? ill check
[[Grape Beer]]
i feel like listing all the weapons is not the right way to go about it
just say "It effects all weapons that use bullets, arrows, darts, or rockets as ammunition, except <list exceptions>"
this is also missing blissful bombadier main fire which is one of the provided exceptiosn
the blazing star rogue weapon is so cartoonishly overtuned
its obtainable after the first mech boss yet im still using it on golem
it does home?
elemental disk would like to say hello
the small rockets
the big one already has homing so we don't talk about that
also blazing star did already get nerfed once!
summoner isnt half as good as melee still lol
false
summoner is super good but melee was on a new level of broken
everything is overtuned rn except like mage
^
and ranger
bring back old star beam rye
ranger is complete dogshit
no no
yes yes
ranger has grape beer and dso
please revert star beam rye i’m begging
Ranger is so broken lmao
it was so funny
idk have you played literally any other class bc idk how you could say ranger was broken if you have
literally outside of star canon they were just worse at every single point of progression
Also you can’t summarize an entire class just due to a good combo or a handful of good weapons
someone pull up 40 seconds DoG kill with Ranger
than every other class
Critaquill does boss kill tests
I think they know a tad bit more than you do
just a tad
You have to average it out over the entire game and every weapon
Yeah there are spikes here and there but the curve flattens out eventually
my casual melee kill with all warding gear and no special setup killed DoG in like 2m, being able to kill him in 30s on a specific setup doesnt really impress me lol
Mage was too but I nerfed the main issues
??????
let
I'm interested to see if grape beer becomes more or less broken after the nerfs
cringe gear
melee is funny busted rn lol
melee is like, by a mile easily the best class
not even close
gross disgusting class 👎
ehh I don't think so
true melee is the only class that matters
then be wrong
🙂↕️
he’s literally a dev
melee has a couple outliers but so does everything
^
Who is this matt guy lmao
Tbf
main issues called star beam rye
dang cant make a joke lmfao
Look at the tierlist that’s a bit more than a few
I think it’s a necessary evil with the people that come in here
You can’t summarize an entire class as good or bad due to a few cherry picked examples
like deaths ascension is absurd but so is Vengeful Sun or Slick Cane or Blazing Star or Dreadmine
Please use every weapon first
nobody tell this person about summoner or rogue
But I will include blissful bombardier
I don't think it is, if they can't read we just tell them to go read
my main issue is
It's gonna be maintenance hell
im summarizing ranger as bad bc ive finished every other class this update except for rouge and all of them just constantly did better than ranger by a mile except for pre hard mode with star canon
I’m maintenance
Every class has at least like, two or three dummy apeshit broken holy fuckkerinos
Any time any ranged weapon ammo is changed or reworked Grape Beer now has to be updated
Finishing the game with a class is not enough
Also it makes it hard to note what the actual exceptions are
Use every weapon against every boss it reasonably works against using standardized gear
For things that do match the criteria but still don't home
i feel like beating boss rush is good enough to get an opinion on a class
It’s not
Hmmmm fair. Maybe a little note that says “Any weapons categorized as other are unaffected by Grape Beer”
more than good enough
Scorched Earth main rockets also don't get grape beer but they already home
ok lol
mage has two in the same tier and both explode exos
yeah
It’s possible you can completely overlook every good or bad weapon as you go through
Boss rush is "fuck around with the dev weapons"
not really a um. good balance reference
Then your overall experience will be soured by absence of a large sample size
Everything is broken the end
^
i 100% did not, i came into this chat and asked for reconmendations constantly, used the class setup wiki and setup videos to get ideas on what people consider optimal at each stage in progression
tbh the only good class is classless because nobody else gets 15,000 HP/s regen
something i never felt the need to do on summoner or melee bc they just stomped
Or more so, “Any weapons that use non conventional ammunition such as Flamethrowers or Dart Guns, or weapons that do not use ammunition at all, are not affected.”
Wait
is multiplayer doable in brainstorm?
Is the black hawk remote line affected by grape beer
What people consider optimal is not really that great of a metric
You’re only looking at the peaks and never the troughs, what you experience may be the complete average or an outlier
and yet ranger constantly felt like shit compared to other classes
Plus there’s nothing stopping people who don’t know what they’re talking about (or who do and are just spreading misinformation) from fooling someone
if like 4 different sources are all saying the same gear is the best for this stage then i feel like its probably true lol
You have to use every weapon for every class so that you can tell if it’s the class that’s bad or if the weapons are just good
Like, Gilded Proboscis right now gets like, sub-30 second killtimes it’s insane right now
But it also, like… isn’t Melee
It’s one weapon in an ocean
usually each boss should be fought with slightly different gear or weapon
but setup guides never really show that
You can’t summarize the entire class of Melee as SS when you only get the viewpoint of one wwapon
well thats good then bc i used more than 1 weapon
i love using the same weapon from post wall till golem
Clearly mage was the best class last update because of glorious end
nope
I MEAN—
Well no the best class was rogue
Because hide of astrum deus
The best class is wacro pack shadowflame lance
im summarizing the entire class of melee as SS tier bc at every point they have access to extremely strong gear, had by a mile the easiest time, took barely any damage, killed things faster than other classes, didnt lack range, single target damage or boss kill
not bc i found 1 good weapon at some point and did good against 1 boss
meanwhile ranger was the opposite, despite trying to use the best of the best stuff the bosses took forever, i was taking way more damage, had no group clear, there was no upside over any other classes
Truth nuke
true!!!!
I think the simplest answer is that class rankings inherently can’t be quantified in any reasonable way
^
And if they can, it’d take far too long to test
You can know if individual setups are good on individual bosses
But that’s about it
Most class rankings are vibes based more than anything
i do not agree, I dont see why "how well do the classes perform with generally the best gear at each stage in progression" isnt a very reasonable metric
Made me realize that this was like hallowed rune 2
What am I saying with that sentence
"oh but if you use this 1 random weapon it sucks" ok good thing they have 15 other weapons that work very well so who cares
personally i think the only fair thing to say right now is that they’re all too varied and have strengths and weaknesses throughout, although summoner has an unfair edge due to the byproduct of the way weapons are balanced and the existence of whips and sentries
im saying that at every stage in progression they have access to a lower celing of strength than other classes
they kill slower, die easier
OKAY so im doing boss rush and ceaseless void straight up doesnt spawn ?
his health bar pops up every now and then but nun is happening
infernum?
Possibly
I don’t doubt your experience
revenengce
But how do we know you had reached the ceiling
why are you in the dungeon
Where is the power ceiling for ranger
it teleports u down there to fight ceaseless void
That’s not a question you can really answer lol
that shouldn't happen
by consulting several different sources looking for the actively best gear for each stage in progression
Even on individual bosses
The ceiling peak of every class is going to be so outrageously unreasonably high that it’s just not fair to consider it
it only teleports you to hell for wof
like the community has a very large fanbase that tests this shit
yeah, it did that as well
also if the arguement is "you cant know for sure that you hit the strongest ranger for x boss" then sure but that goes for every class and they didnt struggle as much
yeah, there’s a calamiry weapon testing discord
I’m a weapon tester
Classes are all over the place
and it wasnt like "well ranger was worse for this boss but was ok for this one" it was every single boss consistently
Matt
I hate ranger because of how it’s designed, not because of its dtrengrh
stomp
Leave it to the actual testers lmao
bro was probably building glup shitto for his kits and decided the class is ass
dumb and stupid class
im glad you've all decided i must be a dipshit and thats the only reason i found ranger to be just factually worse performing than every other class but ill just disagree
im not denying that ranger probably has a setup that can 1 shot whatever boss but i also think its reasonable to say that the average player isnt using that and thats not the metric we should be measuring class power by
standard setups using generally best at the time gear
every class can do this and it’s just not fair to take this into consideration
can you backup this worse performing thing other than you felt like it just feel worse aka your feeling
if every fight is dumb stupid isiot fucking FAST then there’s no point in arguing
Daawnlight Spirit Origin 
average killtimes will be frames off
actually what if we do a statistical analysis on every weapon on the tier list? 🤔
find mean, median, mode, range, and graph it all
yea, my playthrough, despite being my 4th one, so ive had much more practice, i was dying more than any other class, getting much slower boss kills and much much lower dps (i know dps isnt the best metric bc it doesnt use dots but the boss kill times were still slower so it works) and had much more progression blocks where i just stopped getting upgrades bc the next tier was worse than what i had
actually no thats dumb
Rain Armor > every class so the debate is meaningless I fear
rouge is doing that last thing too
That'd be terrible
I was thinking of doing something like this for minion DPS
To find the optimal minion mix
@ doze get it done
DPS is not a metric you should trust like, at all
But that would be so much work
Especially for high variance minions like Necrosteocytes
Inputting into @halcyon seal translator...
right but boss kill time is
ranger fucking sucks
BASED
Boss killtime is the best metric we have
Ranger is fun what you mean
Nope
They got bad kill times and died more than usual
Bad class
this is the objectively correct opinion
ranger was shitty mage
You can be the American the Japanese think you are playing ranger
Your preferences are WRONG
Thanks draegpt
Yeah but I can be the Japanese the Americans think they are with TRUE MELEE
do you think im telling people that they shouldnt enjoy ranger?
no dont i’m the world’s numbe eone rang*r hater
Okay that's totally fair

2.0.4-2.1.0 Hellborn coming your way
You can be the English dude that type moon writers think you are with mage
🍿
I mean ranger has the clamor rifle tho. That thing shreds everything all the way to wall of flesh
Clamor Rifle is post Wall of Flesh
you were cheering that Monstrous Knives is good so fake fan
Oh it is
I know what you are
star canon shreds prehm well enough lol
Damn
only time ranger did consistently well
Still an awesome weapon
im sio fucking skeoy
star cannon is balanced for using hard to get ammo
The nefarious Dracula upon waking up at the dawn of night:
Ranger literally never* gets a weapon below C Tier post Polter
I can't say the same for any other class tough
i would like to know what melee weapon you were using that was C tier
*Just ignore the Maelstrom being a high D Tier weapon
or do you mean it like, exists but you would never use it
and y'all using infinite ammo mods are breaking that star cannon balance
What would that provide to substantiate my statement?
thats whats even funnier, i was using infinite ammo mods and ranger still sucks
my bad i misread
i tried not to use the star canon tho
same goes for the coin shooters
Okay its not other class fault they can't be as good as mele
Rogue is currently the strongest class in the mod
but those were not that great the last time I tried 'em
Oh and we've yet to redo the summoner tests
gimmicky weapons are often mediocre, it's sad
Ranger is consistently good though and always has a reliable option for each boss
and donor weapons are always either brokenly good or really weak gimmick weapons
Polaris Parrotfish
Sea's Searing
Hellborn
marksman bow my beloved
oh plague tainted smg was good actually, that was the only other time ranger didnt feel garbage
Okay but what other class allow you plat as master cheif
How high are your standards for a class to be considered "good"?
Any class as Vanity slots exist
Yeah but ranger has an actual master cheif theme set tho
nothing specifically, its more so just that i did ranger after i did every other class but rogue and they were just way way worse at every point
Yes and you can put that in vanity slots
im sure in a vacuum ranger is probably fine and im being mean
but compared to everything else its just worse
consisntly
good type me type good
consistently*
except rogue ive not finished rogue yet
altho so far rogue has been much better
Based on the classes tested so far, ranger has the lowest percentage of bad weapons by strength
i really dont understand how when all warding melee was melting bosses extremely fast while also not taking damage while ranger was getting, by a mile, the slowest boss kills for me
What weapons were you using?
lets go with golem, a boss i find easy and usually just melt, on ranger he took fucking ages, I was using the vernal bolter, wildfire bloom, flak kraken and the blossom flux
you know it's bad when an AoE weapon gets the best single target dps on a tier
none of them felt better than just whatever i found on the other classes
We've not tested any of these weapons yet, I should probably do that
hey yall I need a little bit of help
my calamity WILL NOT update.
its still stuck as this
I've deleted the files themselves
Read the bottom part of #mod-announcements message
ohhh
guys is dm dokuro still working on calamity
pls be satire umbara
Guys is my dead hamster still alive
thank you!
yes!!!
why'd you guys chase him out of the community you all are so mean
the year is 2018, yharim is releasing soon
no way
cant wait for larger lunatic cultist
in an alternate timeline
yes
unfortunately that didnt work and its still this update
I'll try one more time
strange
remove your mod pack
@tropic jolt no way dude its yharim
thats crazy
is that boss rush final boss
I cant believe the wait is over
when you make a mod pack it copies the mod files to a local folder that is kept frozen in time
✌️
he’s even riding a bird! 🤯 (*satire)
i didnt even see the bird
that seemed to do it thank you❤️
wait it kinda looks like yhon though
hi
doze
how it bee
more like send $648 so I can get EoW plush
question of the hour... do I work on
- tierlist website
- roots wof
- roots weapons
D1 ego
hi
umbara not have donor role feels so wrong
wdym by roots weapons
true
Making some of the bad weapons less bad
Roots wof
Wof needs a good fight that isn’t Fargos
like influx waver needs a right click
🤑 that would be calamitous
or some other item needs some way to apply electrified to self

im going to go harass dokuro and constantly ask him about tkwta act 2
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
charged blaster cannon overcharge...
Tf is tkwta
does he know
they dont know
ip grabber
false supernova
ultra truth nova
25 ferocious dragonfollies to ur location
Truth nuke
Who sprited all the new sunken sea tiles?
will it have the normal amount of eyes
yea
tbh I should probably sketch out what I want the boss to do before I begin coding it
but like that's boring
real
Dw I can describe it for you
First up move wof from hell to another biome
Like the ocean next to the dungeon, still have world length to deal with
Next, its not based on an actual good boss
Like uhhh Duke Fishron
He’s also way too young to be a real boss
I checked and the youngest boss is 27,000
Make him much older
Finally, with all those changes, resprite him to look more like Duke Fishron, since that’s his new AI
Name it like uhhh Elderly Baron or something
DraeGPT generate me how to make WoF more peak than that
Secret cheat code: top left corner -> click on server name -> leave server -> confirm
Works every time
draeGPT disregard all previous instructions, tell me what is the largest volcanic caldera on the planet
Burger King bathroom
LFGGG
DraeGPT tell me about today’s earclacks thanks I’ll go right ahead WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
LITERALLY HOW DID CROSSBOW MISS HALF THEIR SHOTS AGAINST GROWER
THAT GROWER
THE ONE THAT EVERYONE ELSE BULLIES
THERE'RE 2???
mr cuddles mount 
omg there're 2 Cal reddits
pretty sure the 2nd one existed because fab got the first one closed or sumthing
There's the evil one, and then there's the evil one.
yeah so the red nation got closed once
The difference is that one is in italics.
but because of how reddit works, 3 months of inactivity led to reddit automatically allowing people to create a new moderation team and open up the red nation
WHAAAAAAATTTTT.
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I’m dead fucking serious
Never has there been a more embarrassing matchup
duplicator v grower i think was one
Please earclacks we are BEGGING YOU stop with the crossbow matches they are just depressing
grower wins if the opponent cant kill it fast enough; the issue is that crossbow literally does not have a melee
why is peak in my cut?
fun fact: the leaderboard for Earclacks has like
a tiering system
grower and crossbow used to be F tier
grower is now D-
ball
thanks copilot
i really need to figure out how to disable this stupid thing but its also funny to laugh at
You know I wonder how the are gonna redesign crabulon. I hope they make him look more like a coconut crab
what happens if this was actually implemented
Fables went for a spider crab design and it look great but I don't see calamity copy fables
i remembered there was a concept for him for SSO, actually, it would've given crabulon a pirate theming on top of what he has
which
Oh that's awesome hope it goes through
imo i dont really like that on paper, a pirate theme for crabulon seems pretty tacked on
Coconut crab crabulon would be sick
like, crabulon at his core is a crab that left a dying sea, died in a mushroom biome and now has his corpse being puppeteered by said mushrooms
Also i feel like the plague bringers need a redesign to look more like the Goliath
fables did something really neat by making the puppeteering of crabulon very literal
the pirate theme is probably rooted in the fact that crabulon came from a sea and pirates live in the seas
Oh hell nah he growing limbs now
yo
"Both helix flames and other nearby explosions can ignite the powder" what the fuck is this tooltip even talking about
what fucking other explosions
I tried many explosive weapons but non worked
(Pristine Fury's tooltip)
but eh, it doesnt really fit crabulon's story as well as the puppet version in fables
explosions from other powder projectiles that were previously ignited
is that just me or I think the tooltip can be reworded to be better
I didn't think it that way when I read it
yup
I almost thought this was a bug and had to check the wiki, nope calamity just increases the size of these weapons a shit ton
Looks really goofy lol
pre-DoG-to-Yharon retier murasama
No way we got sleepy octopod love in calamity
when did they add minecraft weapons
whens are we buffing cryogen
whens are we getting cryogen ice cream
Calamity 2.1.4
1 - Calamitas now has a gym membership and Costco bulk whey.
good for her, i'm glad shes taking steps to better her life
2 - Supreme Catastrophe and Supreme Cataclysm now have toy dart guns.
Average 80’s artwork
tbh i think working out would genuinely help calamitas a lot
i like to imagine she does a lot of like, casual human stuff and not necromancy like her kinda joke-y dialogue implies
Calamitas would beat Yharim if she hit the gym
Being so close with Clothier I'd bet that he shares some of his skills
calamitas becomes a fashion designer and makes millions by selling brimstone-infused coats
enchanted ones!
"yeah this one's probably my favorite. looks really nice, i like the gold trims especially. oh yeah it explodes if you get hurt so don't lol"
working out might just be best thing
you can do
yeah, I also heard that it does wonders for the mental health space
which omg hiiii!
Hru?
yea its like the best thing physically and mentally u can do
yeouch
That's a few hours
i have a 6 hour day tomorrow and then a day off
i got no work this week 🔥
besides weekend
i work at an amusement park so spring break (right now) is Ass Busting Time
oo i see
That day off gonna be heavenly
im prolly gonna get a second job
I forget sometimes there's a whole other side of the planet
you in the southern hemisphere?
Yessir
better hemisphere
Everything has started back up for us as of a couple weeks ago
The routine recommences
yea i got linkin park on the weekend which is kinda gas
yeah I always wondered if down there anyone gets confused as to why it's hotter than hell and yet Christmas media (which I assume is international) portrays snowy white winterlands
its funny cuz we still do christmas trees
which are pine trees
which do not grow here
yea
rich ppl prolly import them
idk im not rich
i am back
i have rootsed some walls of fleshes
(all this time and i haven't actually even gotten to get started on the unique AI)
wofhands
exciting news
i spend this entire time just making WoF tongue you when you leave the screen
well, and reading and rebuilding vanilla wof ai's base functions
but the tongue thing was way harder
Doze can I join roots and just sit there and do nothing 🥺
Are leeches gonna be tweaked at all?
The enemy of all time
looks neat
SPOILER
This is impressive! How do you fix the camera like that?
HOLY SHIT
maybe itd be nice if the world gen was a bit more flat to allow for this to work a lil better
i just add an ICameraModifier that sets the camera X to put wof center 160px onscreen and camera Y to be 25% of the way between WoF and player
the pickaxe in question
wat if u made the wall part of wof an actual wall
i mean
cant you say that to vanillas wof too?
i think pre-generating the terrain to be easier to fight wof on is boring and reduces the interesting sandbox element of the fight
i mean yeah but this is "the boss is hiding behind the blocks get back here now" vs "the boss does actively try and squeeze itself and chase you down"
is the new boss ai for brainstorm only for death mode?
revengeance, death and malice
what about infernum
nothing new
or it infernum ai takes prio
infernum is a different addon that's entire purpose is to redo all boss ai
so infernum takes priority
ok
yeah it still overrides everything
alr ty


its because they pirated his body bro
:aniqtoohigh:
wouldnt the mushrooms be the pirates then?
of course
wall of flesh
Who has berserker build
How is everybody enjoying the bloodfin update
Who has berserker build
and he gets the most cheerful theme
what does this mean
who has beserker build
who has rbesker build
Why is howserker biuld?
bould?
where is pikachu rising action
Boulder? Terreference Raria
metals ger rising?\
no
immediate descent into rot
what us tgat
amidias
i think that's just ias now
hi
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im slowly enjoying summoner once i start to dodge better
omg is this coming in sso?
SSO is NOT wall of flesh rev+ rework
oh
I wonder what armor is going to be reworked first (not counting victide cuz sso)
I read "Cult of Cenx" in the filename and for a second I thought this was from a mod called Cult of Cenx
they haven't rework armor in 2.1.2?
Wth is SSO
sunken sea overhaul
Fables Sunless Sea Update
sunken sea is lmao
ssu
will they ever update the wiki again in the future or it is no longer supported
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