~~Doesn't this define every shortsword ~~
#calamity-update-talk
dull heart
grave geyser
technically yes but you know what I mean
grave geyser
even at its best it was just amalgam carried
grave geyser
saying it was scal viable is a massive stretch given it would've required an immense amount of support
fierce hearth
Cryogen themed Yoyo named Polar Vortex thats gimmick is it shatters after a few hits increasing its size into a cloud of ice shards then reforms for burst damage
dark quest
is infernum harder than masochist mode
late eagle
Cooper shortsword is viable to scal clearly
fathom girder
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pale minnow
Deleted every yoyo
the last thing you will do because now the yoyo coalition will destroy you
bwooommmm
misty wren
thats rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright more projectile 927
late eagle
Stomp... Don't humiliate yourself any further bro, it makes my heart hurts😢
dull heart
the real yoyo is Galileo Gladius right click
fierce hearth
What's projectile 927 people keep using ID numbers but I'm not a code freak
fierce hearth
O lmao
fathom girder
Stomp... Don't humiliate yourself any further bro, it makes my heart hurts😢
My heart is on the verge of breaking
misty wren
fun fact this projectile is exactly the same as projectile 873 but rotated 90 degrees
lean relic
Try check 811, 813, 814
misty wren
Try check 811, 813, 814
ill do you one better
misty wren
check 972, 973, 982, 983, 984, 985, and 997
dusk bronze
check 972, 973, 982, 983, 984, 985, and 997
that's 7 better 
late eagle
also the update released a month ago
No no no I want the weapons for the NEXT update
misty wren
@ kiriwhite get cooking
dusk bronze
oh 2.1.3?
late eagle
We already have some rogue weapons, Kiri must work
dusk bronze
no chart exists yet
late eagle
SEND KIRI TO THE CHART MINES!!!!!!
misty wren
@lapis oak you. chart maker. make me a chart.
lean relic
what the fuck is 1099 one
tropic jolt
where is scavenger
late eagle
@lapis oak I'll see you in Brazil
dusk bronze
compile my chart
misty wren
what the fuck is 1099 one
something for a scrapped item presumably
those just stay ingame sometimes
dull heart
@KiriWhite go watch cosmic princess kaguya
lean relic
Why is it called "RHRRRAAAAAAGGHHH!!!"
late eagle
COMPILE MY CHARTS KIRI
distant raft
Why is it called "RHRRRAAAAAAGGHHH!!!"
funny probably
misty wren
stardust guardian punch is also as n/a but that one probably is just n/a because its a projectile created by a projectile
thats how a lot of n/as end up being
vagrant wind
what was the purpose of increasing a bunch of summon weapons use times
distant raft
consistency
vagrant wind
summoners after dying and taking 1000 years to set them back up
dusty tinsel
barren nacelle
Doesn’t calamity have auto resummon on death
amber egret
Doesn’t calamity have auto resummon on death
No .
fathom girder
Doesn’t calamity have auto resummon on death
Nawr
tropic jolt
is calamity real or cake?
rustic helm
is omega blue the best pre-dog armor for mage?
craggy wagon
i think so? i think bloodflare has better regen/defensive properties but omega blue has far better damage
distant raft
prismatic
craggy wagon
oh right Prismatic armor
fierce hearth
is omega blue the best pre-dog armor for mage?
Omega Blue is optimal for most builds against DoG due to the sheer damage he inflicts making higher defense and arguably regen kinda irrelevant
Ideally also bring a summon to max out your damage bc the free slots and classless damage boost
My preferred DoG strategy is stratus weapons in OB with Elysian, boots and all offensive accessories
rustic helm
im gonna use phantasmal fury against DoG, will the souls home in onto his head/tail or just throw themselves at the body?
dull heart
Omega Blue is optimal for most builds against DoG due to the sheer damage he inf...
His damage does not at all make defense irrelevant
fathom girder
Bloodflare chaos stone mage is funny
dull heart
It's only 500 in rev
grave geyser
Omega Blue is optimal for most builds against DoG due to the sheer damage he inf...
you can litterally facetank dog.
dull heart
That too
fierce hearth
Hm. What gear lets you do that because I had no luck ever trying to invest in survivability against him
Pure damage was very straightforward
fathom girder
Brb gonna facetank malice dog
fierce hearth
Note I was playing Death but that only changes damage by so much
wind rover
im gonna use phantasmal fury against DoG, will the souls home in onto his head/t...
they target the head and tail
fierce hearth
Oh speaking of facetanking, new bloom stone with chalice let me facetank several seconds of Thanatos' hyper beam in WotM which was hilarious to me
grave geyser
Oh speaking of facetanking, new bloom stone with chalice let me facetank several...
oh I should try to facetank wotm exos that would be funny
(I wont do that routing the basecal facetank was annoying enough as is)
dusk bronze
Oh speaking of facetanking, new bloom stone with chalice let me facetank several...
peak
now add radiance
fierce hearth
The funniest thing about WotM is that because it changes the boss behavior, tainted orderbringer ends up being least effective against Thanatos
fierce hearth
Bc it's much easier to get closer to Ares and the Twins, it completely evaporates them, but Thanatos can tank it for a while
A suboptimal damage build w it can kill phase 2 twins before super laser
Thing is that might also be true for base Cal Exos bc phase 2 twins are much easier to Tmelee
Probably better to stick w violence or gael's for phase 1 tho
fierce hearth
now add radiance
Oh trust me I already did
Tainted Orderbringer with Auric Tesla Armor
- Wings of Rebirth
- Statis' Void Sash
- Chalice of the Blood God
- Bloom Stone
- Radiance
- Dark Sun Ring
- Elemental Gauntlet
Literally only 1 melee accessory and my damage was still nuclear it was really funny
drowsy reef
im gonna use phantasmal fury against DoG, will the souls home in onto his head/t...
The Providence magic gun is excellent too if you’re into big sweeping beams
dull heart
huh why did the 2.1.2 guide posts i have here get unpinned
slate folio
What happened to some of these resprites
I know the bone dust got smallified
but what about everything else
(these are cal resprites by dia posted in calart)
obtuse hawk
large blood orb
craggy wagon
never in my life have i wanted to eat acid wood more than right now
slate folio
eat???
craggy wagon
acid wood roll with scoria sauce
obtuse hawk
does the same thing that pineapple does
slate folio
Though I will say that some items will likely get downsized as well
namely acid wood and blood orb
obtuse hawk
scoria bar is fine i believe
yea i think blood orb is kind of big
looks like a 2x size increase
slate folio
acid wood was already bigger than normal wood sprites
I think acid wood's resprite should make it look like how all the other wood items look
the only reason acid wood never looked like regular wood was because it originally wasn't used for building
it was solely a weapon and armor crafting material for some reason
since it now has all the qualities any other vanilla wood has, I think its item sprite should be consistent
obtuse hawk
holy collider is spreading its enlargification over the other items
slate folio
the calamity sprite size curse or something
obtuse hawk
perhapsibly
slate folio
there's a calart jargon word for it I don't remember
ah yes
calamity sprite gigantism
made over the fact that sprites get larger and larger with every resprite
arctic cliff
honestly the old sulphur scale looks fine
slate folio
It's fine but I think the new sprite is still an improvement
besides, the entire sulphurous sea is likely moving on from that color scheme and shading style
although now that tobias is out of the team I'm not sure what ideas they have
distant raft
made over the fact that sprites get larger and larger with every resprite
the newest version is 3.8.2. the sprite for mollusk husks is larger than the mod was in 2023. exoblade needs an ssd all for itself. yharon uses more colours than rgb even supports. only frontier and better can actually run the mod. only one boss still needs a rework before yharim can be added.
tired adder
my honest issue is that I preferred the dark, contrasted outlines on cal items
while all of resprites seem are leaning away from that
and becoming large, of course
while you could argue that this makes them more fitting with vanilla
I feel like contrasted outlines were iconic for calamity art style
slate folio
I swear there was a very definite style that calamity used to have up until about the draedon update
a lot of it was dark outlines, single dot highlights, less saturated colors
tired adder
iban style?
slate folio
that's iban?
burnt basin
which armour should i go for, for my ranger class? im post plantera rn
slate folio
which armour should i go for, for my ranger class? im post plantera rn
Wrong chat
frozen horizon
burnt basin
mb
tired adder
that's iban?
I don't exactly remember when Iban left the office
...okay so exos update was before 22
so Iban was still in the team
just checked fables wiki
and it seems like fables items are merge between what ploo said and what is happening now
frozen horizon
What did/does IBan do?
tired adder
my honest issue is that I preferred the dark, contrasted outlines on cal items
also, I think the reason why huge items look off is that some of them look like less actual pixel art and more like downscaled normal art
like this could be vectorized and look exactly the same
although not all new weapon art is like this
tired adder
cleansing blaze, for example, looked ass before this update
wide nova
i love that weapon
tired adder
i may be biased
sure, it is badass
but it makes me question when does the pixel art stops looking like pixel art
stark pond
the rough lines disappeared
tired adder
cleansing blaze, for example, looked ass before this update
this looks like holding dog's head and breathing flames out of it
now that's cool
dull heart
What happened to some of these resprites
I have literally never seen these before
gloomy grove
also, I think the reason why huge items look off is that some of them look like ...
?
stark pond
also, I think the reason why huge items look off is that some of them look like ...
could be, i mean hellkite example looked to be using a whole lot of anti aliasing at the edge
tired adder
here's another example
dull heart
user discover hpu artstyle
dull heart
they didn't do hellkite I think
But they did cleansing blaze, holy collider, giant dog sprite, exoblade I think?
tired adder
interesting
I guess that tracks with humongous DoG sprite
polar tide
meow
dull heart
They have a pretty distinctive style
I don't think it's bad but it definitely stands out from other things
stark pond
cleansing doesn't have that much anti aliasing at the edge which give more pixelated feeling
dull heart
They also did a ton of the calamity tiles
dull heart
cleansing doesn't have that much anti aliasing at the edge which give more pixel...
I love this sprite it's so good
frozen horizon
Who's the main artist behind SSO?
arctic cliff
HPU's artstyle is probably the easiest way to start an argument in this chat
polar tide
Who's the main artist behind SSO?
stares at the camera like im on the office
stark pond
Who's the main artist behind SSO?
a whole lot definitely
frozen horizon
polar tide
classy
stark pond
looking at developer list
tired adder
They also did a ton of the calamity tiles
oh, cal blocks
I had a very pedantic note about them
stark pond
how many, at least half to 3/4 (?) of them are tester and artist right?
tired adder
I had a very pedantic note about them
from what I seen of SSO artwork
are blocks supposed to be 2.5D?
polar tide
how many, at least half to 3/4 (?) of them are tester and artist right?
programmers make up the majority of the team
polar tide
caldev only has a handful of artists and of that handful only another handful are actually active
tired adder
are blocks supposed to be 2.5D?
it looks kinda weird, but interesting
stark pond
i can count ennway and uhh CD
polar tide
how many sound designer and composer though
at least 3
ok 4 i forgot ennway
tyeski cdmusic ennway moonburn
if someone is slipping my mind im sowwy
stark pond
such big team for a mod dawg
frozen horizon
Well if you forgot, clearly the dev's not important.
polar tide
such big team for a mod dawg
not really lol considering the scale of calamity
we have like. ~37 people or so
and not every one of those is currently active
molten grove
38
polar tide
im a bad person..
stark pond
isn't that almost reaching 2A game team/dev amount
tired adder
it looks kinda weird, but interesting
here's what I mean
polar tide
isn't that almost reaching 2A game team/dev amount
NO??
high scaffold
If we talking about calamity sprites looking not like vanila, I like how triangle sprites armor
arctic cliff
i really like HPU's style when its applied to blocks tho
frozen horizon
I think Calamity is still considered Indie.
And don't forget nobody is really getting actively paid afaIk and there wouldn't be consistent work since it's mostly a passion-project mod.
hidden ridge
yes hpu's style indeed does bevel
I like it, it gives the blocks some extra depth
arctic cliff
and i do really like the psuedo 3d sprites
polar tide
calamity is absolutely indie we are not backed a publisher we are by definition indie
stark pond
i mean barring budget isn't 2A usually have a team like 50-100 ish people, yeah the amount varies wildly, this is like a passion project more than money incentive
2A can be indie too (again barring budget)
looking at you Ex33
frozen horizon
Dude Ex33 is best Terraria Mod of the year hands-down.
stark pond
hollow lantern
does anyone know if they r gonna fix dazzling stabber staff anytime soon
polar tide
i really do not think caldev can at all be meaningfully compared to a double a game studio because we are not backed by a publisher and we are not employees and do not receive regular paychecks and we do not have a stable reliable budget
high scaffold
Expedition 33? More like midpedition all but 2 rewards not rigged at all
stark pond
dawg i'm saying like the head count is about that of a 2A, not the level
afterr all this is still a mod, albeit very high quality leveled one
polar tide
if you're saying that a 2A studio has 50-100 devs then you're still wrong because the difference between 38 and 50 is not negligible
tired adder
wasn't one of recent calcasts about how team is not organized in the slightest?
frozen horizon
You're indie at best.
polar tide
wasn't one of recent calcasts about how team is not organized in the slightest?
i wouldnt know i dont watch calcast. this was definitely true at least for fab era caldev but currently i'd say we're fairly well organized and the dev pipeline is looking a whole universe more streamlined than it was during sso
barren nacelle
You should increase the dev count to 36 by adding me
polar tide
do you count as -2 devs
high scaffold
wasn't one of recent calcasts about how team is not organized in the slightest?
Ye, like each of the devs does their own little thingy and then all little things make up calamity
stark pond
crispy will kill 2 devs
barren nacelle
Tofu equates to 1 person but my presence makes us count as -2
polar tide
Ye, like each of the devs does their own little thingy and then all little thing...
this is not true anymore if this was still how we ran things i would start mauling people
barren nacelle
Hmmm
high scaffold
this is not true anymore if this was still how we ran things i would start mauli...
I guess things changed
polar tide
devs can certainly do their own thing at times but that is not how we primarily operate especially not while a major content update is in development
polar tide
what are those Auric, Cosmilite, Brimstone badges?
patreon
tired adder
okay
stark pond
if you're saying that a 2A studio has 50-100 devs then you're still wrong becaus...
24% error rate within the scope is okay
polar tide
?????????
stark pond
beware
polar tide
you'd have to be pretty small for starters i'm only 4'11
tired adder
Maybe I could skin jev and infiltrate caldev by wearing their hide
you are not as smart as Shockwave to do this
barren nacelle
Jesus really??
polar tide
yes
barren nacelle
They let elves in CalDev??
frozen horizon
you'd have to be pretty small for starters i'm only 4'11
Are you a gnome?
polar tide
they do now.
high scaffold
Maybe I could skin jev and infiltrate caldev by wearing their hide
New accessory, hide of jev
stark pond
holy dwarf
polar tide
Are you a gnome?
frozen horizon
What does that gif mean?
barren nacelle
Why are a good few caldevs remarkably small
polar tide
iwiwiwiwiwiw
lyric trellis
Good plans being concocted here
barren nacelle
Add me I’ll increase the average height by a solid foot
tired adder
Why are a good few caldevs remarkably small
the size doesn't matter on how well you code
barren nacelle
It does if they can’t reach the keyboard
high scaffold
you'd have to be pretty small for starters i'm only 4'11
Not even 5 feet?
polar tide
not even 5 feet
barren nacelle
Jev is as tall as my mom
polar tide
yo mama short as fuck
barren nacelle
She is!
tired adder
It does if they can’t reach the keyboard
use laptop and lay on a couch 
polar tide
my mama short as fuck. which yeah tracks
barren nacelle
Sometimes I mistake her for my 12 year old sister just because they’re the exact same height
high scaffold
not even 5 feet
Damn, the home cats must be trying to hunt you as their pray
barren nacelle
I don’t think you can post that here without getting in a smidge of trouble
I got warned for the Fabsol actually the good guy image
polar tide
I don’t think you can post that here without getting in a smidge of trouble
yeah i got 12 seconds in and
maybe delete this before a mod snipes you
stark pond
fair enough
tired adder
it reminds me of Japan, if anything
barren nacelle
What does that even mean
tired adder
many Japanese VN characters would be shorter than me
polar tide
Damn, the home cats must be trying to hunt you as their pray
they mostly just want ear scritches and belly rubs
barren nacelle
I love kitties we get ferals by my house that I have traps out for
That sounds like I’m killing them
It’s a catch and spay program
high scaffold
That sounds like I’m killing them
I does sound like that
barren nacelle
I catch them and spay them and take them to a pet shelter I’m partnered with
inner timber
They let elves in CalDev??
?? arent elves TALL
inner timber
christmas elves i GUESS
barren nacelle
Maybe lotr elves but Christmas elves are little ghouls
inner timber
im too used to like . fantasy elves where they're usually tall and lanky
dwarves are usually the small ones
tired adder
that's very jolly of you
barren nacelle
That’s him!
tired adder
caldev hires cats?
stuck kite
Why are a good few caldevs remarkably small
cus
barren nacelle
Alt is this where you reveal you’re like 3’2 or some shit
steel pike
have you guys ever seen that one black cat with the ginormous eyes
tired adder
have you guys ever seen that one black cat with the ginormous eyes
yeah, IMAGE_FRIEND
barren nacelle
You’re actually 9 years old and 2 feet tall
stuck kite
nah im fairly average
barren nacelle
How average
barren nacelle
Like who’s average are we talking about
steel pike
It’s very important you do it’s the best cat image ever
barren nacelle
Like I’m average height but my average might be very different from you
Especially if you’re a Christmas elf
stuck kite
whatever 1.75m means
steel pike
sweats in 5’5
barren nacelle
Elf
tired adder
I don't remember what my exact height is
steel pike
hey now okay i have a pretty decent physique for my height
tired adder
I think it’s in 175-180 range???
barren nacelle
Yeah, perfect for making toys and shoes
tired adder
...all my classmates were taller than me, though
stone fiber
steel pike
Yeah, perfect for making toys and shoes
I’m going to hurt you in ways that are outside the 3rd dimension
stone fiber
I think it’s in 175-180 range???
Same
steel pike
See yall r lucky cuz im gonna be 5’5 for life
Or like 5’4.8 i think is my exact height
barren nacelle
Elf Maxie
orchid finch
Caldev doesn’t hire Routers #racism
What did this little dude ever do to you...
barren nacelle
I’m a router they won’t hire me
tired adder
What did this little dude ever do to you...
where are the pixels?
barren nacelle
Crispy i pray you meet a 6’4 guy to call you an elf too
That’s my dad my dad is a monolith of a man
orchid finch
I’m a router they won’t hire me
Throw mail at their window
steel pike
That’s my dad my dad is a monolith of a man
Oh wow lmao
My dads like 5’10 I think idk
barren nacelle
6’4 muscular black man
stone fiber
I got warned for the Fabsol actually the good guy image
F*bsol isn't here anymore though?
steel pike
My parents r avg height im just short but its ok
cuz it’s good for frame mogging cough cough
barren nacelle
He’s a landscaper! Owns his own company with a jaw dropping 1 employee
stone fiber
where are the pixels?
barren nacelle
Yeah it’s kickass
barren nacelle
F*bsol isn't here anymore though?
I’ll dm you the image
steel pike
who can i dm this cat to
i have to do it to someone it’s a grenade sitting in my pocket
barren nacelle
Kitty
frozen horizon
who can i dm this cat to
New cat
polar tide
i havve a friend whos 6'1" [winks at the camera]
polar tide
that's normal
dry whale
I know 6'0 is like 1.8 meters I think???
frozen horizon
I only use feet when measuring fictional characters and objects.
dry whale
and thats it
polar tide
im jusr a filthy yank
frozen horizon
Dude a meter is like 3-4 feet.
frozen horizon
8 meters 😭
tribal isle
i havve a friend whos 6'1" [winks at the camera]
who
dry whale
truly
polar tide
damn you are filthier
barren nacelle
Mortifying pop up I was typing I live in and my phone suggested I share my exact home address
frozen horizon
I am too tall for my taste
So tall you just can't taste food?
polar tide
LLOL?????
barren nacelle
Okay Siri, dox me
tired adder
Eldritch Soul Artifact in-lore be like
frozen horizon
Mortifying pop up I was typing I live in and my phone suggested I share my exact...
“Jarvis, send my home address into the calamity discord”
dry whale
Mortifying pop up I was typing I live in and my phone suggested I share my exact...
LMAO
barren nacelle
All things considered I could probably post it here and nothing would come of it I just don’t want it floating
high scaffold
and I am 1.74 or smth
Never though Id hear someone below 180 complaining about being too tall
barren nacelle
Maxie sends me a pipe bomb
dry whale
dude I want to be SMALLER
arctic cliff
i swear ive seen a variation of this but they're both colored like ena for some reason
barren nacelle
Yaaaay :3
high scaffold
dude I want to be SMALLER
For why reason?
dry whale
:3
barren nacelle
high scaffold
You want to gnome?
dry whale
yes
barren nacelle
They want to gno the forbidden gnowledge
stone fiber
who can i dm this cat to
Cat
barren nacelle
Meow
high scaffold
They want to gno the forbidden gnowledge
Those who gnome(not me)
barren nacelle
Sometimes I shake my gnome and she screams loud as fuuuuck
dry whale
I have a friend who is like 1.6 meters or something idk and she is constantly complaining about her height and I'm like
dude I want that.
no I think shes 1.55
idk
high scaffold
I have a friend who is like 1.6 meters or something idk and she is constantly co...
Switch bodies or something then
barren nacelle
My wife is like 3 inches shorter than me
dry whale
Switch bodies or something then
true I should do that
frozen horizon
Married Calamity Mod Donator? (Impossible)
dry whale
yes it's 1 of a kind
stone fiber
who can i dm this cat to
Me
barren nacelle
Married Well Known Calamity Mod Community Member (Unprecedented)
Truly I am a fringe case
high scaffold
Married Calamity Mod Donator? (Impossible)
Im half sure that its a cardboard cutout
dry whale
she is that 0.000000001%
dry whale
not only cal donator, its also an auric tier donator
dry whale
lmao
high scaffold
It is much safer then regular pronouns
Its not a type of gamba you can do without side effects
polar tide
i do occasionally wish i was taller but im mostly fine with being 4'11 because its really funny
still bluff
yellow tier donator
high scaffold
i do occasionally wish i was taller but im mostly fine with being 4'11 because i...
4'11 while close to 5 my brain percepts as just 4
polar tide
it might as well be
steel pike
i do occasionally wish i was taller but im mostly fine with being 4'11 because i...
i didbt know you were 4’11 we both in the same boat bro
well
sort of
barren nacelle
Fluffy you decide do your or Jev get skinned so I can join CalDev masquerading as one of you
high scaffold
What is this, a gnome kingdom?
polar tide
the fuck you mean sort of
steel pike
the fuck you mean sort of
5’4
polar tide
are oyu only kind of 4'11\
barren nacelle
Only on weekends
polar tide
if ur height starts with a 5 we are NOT in the same boat
barren nacelle
What if they’re 5 foot
high scaffold
a little taller but not
5 inches is a lot
steel pike
if ur height starts with a 5 we are NOT in the same boat
and im also half chopped
polar tide
WHAT
steel pike
so idk
tired adder
Truly I am a fringe case
Can you become the king of donators?
steel pike
i think that checks it down a notch
steel pike
5 inches is a lot
true
polar tide
and im also half chopped
what are you implying with this
barren nacelle
Become? I have enthralled all
steel pike
what are you implying with this
not chopped from the front but my side profile is ghastly
so it makes me also feel insecure too with that
barren nacelle
They’re saying you’re in the same boat as them Jev they’re insulting your character you should fight them violently and without mercy
polar tide
ok i thought you were saying you relate to me because im ugly
steel pike
LOL NO
😭😭😭
I don’t know what you look like dude and even if i did I never call people ugly
barren nacelle
You’ve seen Jev??
polar tide
reread the sentence crispy
steel pike
TRUE
polar tide
oh right i forgot i posted that here
barren nacelle
When your goat is magnificent
steel pike
true
polar tide
aw shucks
steel pike
im more confident now tho I got 2 jaw surgeries but I kinda needed them anyways
but the recovery was terrifying
barren nacelle
What the hell happened to warrant to jaw surgeries
steel pike
facial dysplasia
steel pike
I mean I do fight people of that statuee
polar tide
i dotn really like how i look but i am not going to talk about my physical insecurities in the calamity mod discord server
steel pike
I sparred w a ufc fighter once
barren nacelle
My wife did mma and beats me #rightwhereiwanttobe
steel pike
My wife did mma and beats me #rightwhereiwanttobe
LOL
steel pike
Oh frightening
Yea so basically I just was kinda flat there so I couldn’t breathe well enough
barren nacelle
Oooh pug skull?
tired adder
Become? I have enthralled all
sure but you could be tasked to change donator items if you become the king of them
and your queen will lie on the lap alongside with all post DoG guns and magic broadswords
high scaffold
I sparred w a ufc fighter once
That kinda explains
steel pike
Oooh pug skull?
exactly that
steel pike
That kinda explains
Go on…
steel pike
exactly that
esp in my nose
steel pike
but the recovery was so bad cuz I was on all kinds of stuff (can’t say what in this server) and I was knocked out all day and I couldn’t eat for 4 whole days so I lost like 10 pounds and I was watching the most gruesome season of twd (terminus) and because of everything in my system I had the most horrific nightmares possibly
steel pike
You sparred and got hit hard in the jaw so you needed surgery
Oh no lol I wish
I was born like that
I wish I had some cool story but I don’t
I mean I sorta do but I’m not going through all that in calamity update talk
maybe in general I can continue this
high scaffold
Ye, this next calamity update is wild
steel pike
#truthnuke
high scaffold
Adding gnomes and jaw surgery
barren nacelle
i dotn really like how i look but i am not going to talk about my physical insec...
I think you need to stop reflecting your self worth on your physical appearance and realize that once you get to know a person it’s a moot point and you should learn to value the most important part of you which is your kind heart. Chud.
steel pike
Also true
you are wonderful and kind and funny and awesome
And a calamity developer
tired adder
that's my king of donators!
steel pike
Which is one of the coolest jobs ever
tired adder
polar tide
i ahve literally no idea how to handle positive attention but thank you
barren nacelle
Then dont handle it
steel pike
i ahve literally no idea how to handle positive attention but thank you
you are weclobe
barren nacelle
You don’t need a firm grasp on everything broski sometimes things just wash over you
polar tide
EWWWWW I JUST WATCHED THE TIME SKIP TO 3 AM
steel pike
You don’t need a firm grasp on everything broski sometimes things just wash over...
gunna writing fire gif
barren nacelle
OH MY GOD ITS 4
steel pike
EWWWWW I JUST WATCHED THE TIME SKIP TO 3 AM
same but for 12 am here
polar tide
You don’t need a firm grasp on everything broski sometimes things just wash over...
Truke...
barren nacelle
I HAVE WORK IN 5 HOURS
steel pike
LOL GTS
dry whale
ITS FUCKING 5 AM
steel pike
EWWWWW I JUST WATCHED THE TIME SKIP TO 3 AM
I used to be in the same time zone as you
barren nacelle
Higuruma gif where he’s grabbing his face you know the one
steel pike
I remember those days…
dry whale
I should stop lurking this channel
barren nacelle
tribal isle
yo mama
tired adder
that's my king of donators!
maybe "king" is too small of a title...
polar tide
well crispy would be a queen first of all so write that down
tired adder
interesting
steel pike
well crispy would be a queen first of all so write that down
mamaaaaaaaaaaa
ooooooooooo
barren nacelle
Frederick Mercury
steel pike
I guess it is best to stay humble
nobody pray for me!!!! It been that day for me!!’n
barren nacelle
I don’t have gif perms this is hell torture
barren nacelle
well crispy would be a queen first of all so write that down
Heart message react
tired adder
I don’t have gif perms this is hell torture
extra reason why you should be royalty
steel pike
Frederick Mercury
Leave me alone Freddy mercury!!!
polar tide
Heart message react
snile
steel pike
snile
steel pike
extra reason why you should be royalty
I don’t even have image perms what does that make me
tired adder
newcomer to the kingdom?
steel pike
I mean I wouldn’t say that’s the reason but
barren nacelle
Sniles
steel pike
if we’re going off the scale of not having perms = royalty
polar tide
sniles so sneetly
tired adder
if we’re going off the scale of not having perms = royalty
pop quiz!
steel pike
sniles so sneetly
carnynassacre
tired adder
which calamity god correspond to this developer!
polar tide
carnynassacre
tired adder
(10 questions)
tired adder
is that a name of viral product?
steel pike
I can’t do the gif but imagine the bouncy sinister mark Mohawk mark tuff edit
arctic cliff
carnynassacre
nassacre 🤣
tired adder
I can’t do the gif but imagine the bouncy sinister mark Mohawk mark tuff edit
I only know Matt Turk, sorry
polar tide
im hubngry
steel pike
I only know Matt Turk, sorry
reference to the invincible war
polar tide
fucckkkk
steel pike
like a big bugrar 🍔
polar tide
gary i need 3 am cereal
steel pike
ketchup mustard pickle cheese put that patty in between it’s burger what what it’s burger what what
tired adder
would Summoning Salt be strong enough to defeat Yharim?
barren nacelle
Dude I’m so hungry but I’m doing groceries tomorrow so I have no fucking food and I don’t want to wake anyone
Or I guess today
Fuck I need to go to bed
steel pike
ayop. ib. rigt. mow.
mow. ib. aslo. hugry
fuck
I spelled every word wrong in that
what the fuck am I doing
steel pike
Ahahahahahaha aaaaaaa shdjdjtop IT!!!.!
barren nacelle
I went to a buffet the other day with my wife and fucked up 8 egg rolls
I get that reference Tony stark gif
barren nacelle
I like the futuristic horse war variant
steel pike
I went to a buffet the other day with my wife and fucked up 8 egg rolls
I went to a Mexican restaurant today they had some gooooooood ass salsa 🤤🤤
steel pike
I like the futuristic horse war variant
I like the obscure postings one where he turns to stone
barren nacelle
I recently learned I really like salsa and am distraught I denied myself it for so long
I’ve always hated tomatoes and grew up with a low spice tolerance
I’m a shrimpy white kid from New Hampshire
steel pike
The Medusa restaurant that never lets you finish your sentence:
steel pike
I recently learned I really like salsa and am distraught I denied myself it for ...
REAL
barren nacelle
Only really improved when I moved to Florida and actually experienced spicy food
steel pike
I’ve always hated tomatoes and grew up with a low spice tolerance
I love tomatoes I just have low spice tolerance too
And I am too of the Caucasian kind my friend..
barren nacelle
I still hate tomatoes but salsa kinda just hits different
steel pike
Birds of a moist critical YouTube iceberg documentary must stick together
steel pike
I still hate tomatoes but salsa kinda just hits different
see I never got the tomato hate
They don’t really have a taste
They’re just like
Edible water balloons
Refreshing and filling
which is why they’re my goat
barren nacelle
Taste
Genuinely just the taste
Too acidic with a taste I’m not too fond of
I’m a big gourmand huge foodie
But tomatoes just eugh
And like that’s the one thing I draw the line at literally the one thing
Oh and okra sometimes if you fuck it up
Just cuz it feels like I’m eating snot with okra
steel pike
Too acidic with a taste I’m not too fond of
Ohh
barren nacelle
But like Ive had tripe I’ve had blood pudding I’ve had durian but I just I draw the line at tomatoes
Oh and sometimes bell peppers if it’s in a softer food where the crunch doesn’t feel right
Like pasta or cheesesteaks or meatloaf
Mmmm food
I had egg rolls today too wait
I like spent time to go to an egg roll food truck that was in town it was across the street from my work and me and my wife went before I had to go in
Do I have a problem?
steel pike
I’m too tired to tell
barren nacelle
Egg roll 🤤
polar tide
la la la
steel pike
https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-fail-gif-6062048
NOOOOOOO!!!
Why.. I’m. I- I- I’m shaking…
polar tide
its ok the kitten is an actor ansd was unharmed
steel pike
that is good.. I was worried there for a second..
fierce hearth
Carny keeps introducing kitties to the Calamity Discord ecosystem and I think he's endangering them...
This isn't a safe place for small little kitty cats
dry whale
I think I need to control my killing powers.....
polar tide
This isn't a safe place for small little kitty cats
i a,m the king of small little kitty cats they are protected under my rule
fierce hearth
Look the problem is resolved anyway, as you can tell by the photograph above, I have been killed and I believe I was the largest threat to small little kitty cats, besides falling pillows of course
polar tide
[nodding] of course
dry whale
or maybe I am the danger...
fierce hearth
When will Calamity add kitties. Vanilla kitties aren't enough
Give me a rogue weapon that throws cats at people that claw them to bits
polar tide
the calamikitty update approacheth swiftly
dry whale
you should add me to the calamikitty update
fierce hearth
We can't have a bias, we will stick to nonspecific kitties. Well maybe we can have Gumbus. I like Gumbus :)
dry whale
:c
fierce hearth
Maybe if they bring back donor weapon incentives you could be added to Calamity
dry whale
I'm BROKE!
fierce hearth
They also have had donor weapons on indefinite hiatus for years now
So money couldn't help you here
Unless I missed them being brought back at some point, but it seems unlikely to me
prisma cipher
I'm BROKE!
The ever helpful hammer and screwdriver:
dry whale
kills you with screwdrivers
prisma cipher
kills you with screwdrivers
Is it wulfrum screwdriver?
dry whale
mayb
pseudo vector
even if we finish getting through our backlog of donor content, i don’t think we’ll bring it back since it’ll just put us back where we started with said backlog
toxic skiff
WHY was astral ore made breakable and coded to drop soot pre-deus
I just mined out the entire meteor and boss checklist messed with the boss progress flags
So all I got was like
300 something soot
and lost all of that ore
It was supposed to be unbreakable pre-deus
still bluff
good morning C D Music
earnest jewel
WHY was astral ore made breakable and coded to drop soot pre-deus
I assume to prevent it from blocking something important so you can mine it at a loss.
grim pecan
good morning calamity update talk
good night calamity update talk
still bluff
sunny go to sleep
still bluff
programmer/tester
frail owl
by the way, who now occupy merkalto's niche after merkalto resigned?
tired adder
what did they do?
still bluff
emotional support
distant raft
evil
toxic skiff
I assume to prevent it from blocking something important so you can mine it at a...
But like
hear me out
deactivated astral ore
That way you aren't losing anything in the event of the game deciding randomly that you haven't defeated deus
plush carbon
good morning calamity update talk
good morning clupdate
stone fiber
Hey guys, can someone please post that scrapped Calclone concept art that has the clone inside the eye?
next cradle
wise bolt
emotional support
my role now
this was the same reason i liked deus initially
wooaw.. cute mandibles
pale minnow
good morning calamity update talk
bad morning
pseudo vector
:(
pale minnow
this was the same reason i liked deus initially
why do you like dues now
stone fiber
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458428222061936652/1468706874504253563/wo...
Can I see the planned tracers line wing sprites please
halcyon seal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458428222061936652/1468706874504253563/wo...
Why does he not move at blistering speeds
wise bolt
halcyon seal
Quite agile
wise bolt
i concur
hushed hazel
wise bolt
halcyon seal
Would Deus be squishy or goopy
wise bolt
squishy like caterpillar..
pale minnow
wouldnt it be cool if when u spawn astrum deus and devouerer at the same time astrum deus eats devourer and levels up and becomes the strongest boss ever
🧐
hushed hazel
squonch
polar tide
good morning calamity update talk
tawny spear
how is ranger performing this update
fathom girder
It's performing
solemn crest
how is ranger performing this update
definitely doin better than it was
polar tide
im sleepy
solemn crest
How it feels to increase the local I frames of something that hits fast
tidal lodge
imagine this but with tape and a wall
still bluff
strange cargo
imagine this but with tape and a wall
tidal lodge
But the tape is actually very comfy 🙂
tawny spear
definitely doin better than it was
nice i might try it after summoner run!
white aurora
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853810333063446560/1410855916449824821/wa...
why would they do that to rivuloy 
stone fiber
He ated their centipede
white aurora
whar the fuc
mint mauve
what is the best class for infurnum
amber furnace
what does stardust taste like
hasty tangle
what is the best class for infurnum
asks in 3 separate channels, none of them being the right one for infernum questions 
mint mauve
asks in 3 separate channels, none of them being the right one for infernum quest...
sorry i just joined
low elm
in fur num
midnight slate
does anyone know why they removed ankh shield from the asgard valor crafting tree
high scaffold
Because it was over the top
Already regarded as one of the best accessory lines that you should have at all times and ankh was just not necessary
midnight slate
makes sense
high scaffold
Ankh being in ram line also meant that you disregarded debuffs for the entire playtrough
midnight slate
no but by the time u get asgards valor you already have good enough armor to tank alot of those debuffs
hasty tangle
plus its not like the debuffs it protected you against were that meaningful most of the time
high scaffold
no but by the time u get asgards valor you already have good enough armor to ta...
Armor doesnt protect against debuffs
lapis oak
Those debuffs don't even matter 90% of the time
midnight slate
yeah true
high scaffold
I mean, bleed can be annoying
Or could be if you couldnt have ankh shield in other loadout and just switch to it and back
rancid pagoda
Those debuffs don't even matter 90% of the time
partly because it would have been meaningless to add them to bosses since everyone would have been immune
high scaffold
Stoned is dangerous
But it is only applied by like what, 1 enemy?
rancid pagoda
but if bosses start using them now it makes ankh shield an opportunity cost to use (or you can use laudanum/occult skull crown instead)
high scaffold
Laudanum is actualy just better ankh
rancid pagoda
ankh didn't even have stoned immunity until somewhat recently
dull heart
Laudanum needs to die
high scaffold
In its current form
dull heart
Laudanum is actualy just better ankh
No, it doesn't work on the most notable ones
Poison, chilled
fathom girder
Rework it into cough medicine
high scaffold
Poison, chilled
1st deals barely any damage and 2nd is, well, ice
dull heart
Poison is notable for earlier game, even early hardmode jungle or dart traps
And the fact it gets inflicted for 20+ seconds at times
high scaffold
In jungle theres honey pretty often
lapis oak
Every boss should inflicts Broken Amor, Stoned, Weak, Slowed, Cursed, and Silenced
high scaffold
Some malice type shi
fathom girder
Laudanum should make taking damage inflict 50 debuffs
dull heart
In jungle theres honey pretty often
That doesn't... stop the fact that you still get a good amount of damage and killed life regen from it
high scaffold
Honey is literaly made to counter poison
Theres ultra mega pro move with taking bottles into underground jungle to get very good heals
Iirc honey bottles are better then t2 heal pots
rancid pagoda
honey negates the damage but not the life regen disable?
high scaffold
But honey gives health regen itself
barren nacelle
A bonus percentage to 0% is still 0%
barren nacelle
Oh no honey is hard coded to override poison
It’s not anything to do with adding life regen it’s just made that way
high scaffold
Or not triples, "increases natural heal rate acceleration by a factor of three"
barren nacelle
Honey doesn’t override other anti life regen debuffs like bleeding
high scaffold
It literaly does
It gives +2hp/s against on fire poison and acid venom
And for bleed it still has +1hp/s
Honey is literaly made to counter early game DoT and regen blockers
rancid pagoda
vanilla wiki says it won't negate the negative health regen if you negated it already via other means
dull heart
But honey gives health regen itself
Which is canceled by poison
dull heart
And triples natural life regen
Which is also canceled by poison
rancid pagoda
so like poisoned is -4 regen rate and band of regen is +1 etc., honey put you at 0 if you're negative after calculating other effects
high scaffold
Poisoned is 2hp/s
dull heart
It gives +2hp/s against on fire poison and acid venom
This is true though
rancid pagoda
-2hp/s regen (-4 rate) and 2hp/sec damage
dull heart
Honey also can't put you back above 0 while under a debuff
Your still limited by the debuff removing all regen
dull heart
And for bleed it still has +1hp/s
what?
high scaffold
"players are dealt 2 damage per second"
"The debuff can be negated by equipping the Bezoar or its derivatives, or eating/diving into Honey for its regenerative buff"
dull heart
Where are you getting that from
high scaffold
Where are you getting that from
Vanila wiki
dull heart
Where
high scaffold
Honey acts like a band of regen
rancid pagoda
vague wording
dull heart
It doesn't say that unless I'm blind
rancid pagoda
read https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Health_regeneration for better details
fathom girder
honey is cool ig
severe coral
Do the bobbers actually do anything?
dull heart
Yss
high scaffold
Yes
dull heart
They're a minigame to play that's the point
rare tinsel
You could potentially catch loot faster with the minigames than without them if your fishing setup is poor, I think
That’s most relevant for the wulfrum bobber
severe coral
Bro it just says fuck you when i'm pressing the buttons
dull heart
But their entire purpose is literally just to make fishing fun
dull heart
Bro it just says fuck you when i'm pressing the buttons
Wulfrum bobber? Are you holding the directions
severe coral
Bro what the fuck
high scaffold
read <https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Health_regeneration> for better details
Statement from the wiki about health regeneration
2. The [buffs] part:
"This takes place after all other natural regeneration calculations, as regeneration from buffs is not affected by special modifiers or Bleeding"
severe coral
Yes it's like a 20% fail
dull heart
When you finish the minigame it can break at the same rate as vanilla fishing can break
Unless it's failing prior
severe coral
I lift my finger because if I hold multiple directions it's a fail and then it doesn't even say I removed my finger and goes "Oh no fuck you bonus gone"
dull heart
Wulfrum Bobber is very very difficult at high speeds
I have never been able to maintain it at high bonus nor is it intended to really be done
It's possible but crazy hard
severe coral
I think just tapping the direction would make sense because I stop pressing the previous direction and it says I'm not
There's no way to discern when you should stop holding the key
Otherwise I wouldn't be losing the bonus
BRO this item is ragebait fuck bobbers
bad
dull heart
There's no way to discern when you should stop holding the key
Stop holding when the next instruction pops up
dull heart
if you're expecting to win every wulfrum bobber catch then yeah
It's a wulfrum item it's meant to fail it eventually
severe coral
No it's not doing what it says is the issue
It shows a direction I hold it it gives me red circle anyways
unworthy of fih 🥀
dull heart
The red circles that pop up are the direction you were holding when the fail happened
dull heart
If it's centered you weren't holding any direction
dull heart
getting bullied by an accessory
severe coral
_ _
deft lily
calamity mod
severe coral
I need my friend to get on so we can kill DS and I can get the next one
Bro wait what
I can self harm for the sake of the fih
idk why but I always assumed these were all the same and just never bothered
deft lily
rare footage of a cal player giving a single shit about fishing in terraria
severe coral
Dude fishing is goated with the swaws
high scaffold
rare footage of a cal player giving a single shit about fishing in terraria
An ever rarer footage of calamity player being able to read
dull heart
idk why but I always assumed these were all the same and just never bothered
Yeah they're not
All of them are different
dull heart
Feral Bobber is also very fun
deft lily
An ever rarer footage of calamity player being able to read
wowzers
severe coral
Yo ngl I hate when the text isn't just boring text and it's got all these little effects on it
deft lily
They hardly ever read even with pictures and colors being added in 2.1
"they" as in the cal subreddit
its either them complaining abt the mod or whining abt dm dokruo
one of the two
dull heart
Yo ngl I hate when the text isn't just boring text and it's got all these little...
Go my text effects config
blazing field
feral bobber is so fucking funny
severe coral
Too lazy
polar tide
mrrow mrrrp
dull heart
feral bobber is so fucking funny
Go my 6 second yharon
rancid pagoda
can you use Regenerator to get Feral Bobber value?
severe coral
can you use Regenerator to get Feral Bobber value?
🧠_ _
severe coral
utterly pathetic
That's fucked up
deft lily
infernum sucks.
there. back on topic
severe coral
Fine I'll go into the damn config rude ass
polar tide
LMAO
severe coral
fuck
high scaffold
Remember that before 2.1 regenerator was called regenator for some unknown reason
That means that we could have aerialite renamef to aerolite
polar tide
absolutely not
tropic jolt
is it clamity or calmity
high scaffold
Aerialite hurts my tongue
polar tide
get a new tongue then
polar tide
why
deft lily
idk
fathom girder
Aer lite
wise bolt
<@1044686470469910538>
whatsup
deft lily
random wave of mental exhaustion has decided to hit me
i dont feel like doing anything atm
azure oak
it's not that hard to pronounce
wise bolt
utterly pathetic
no hes kind of real
wise bolt
i jusr wanted to ping you :)
hi bro :)
deft lily
@polar tide hi
severe coral
Bro who tf is this guy
wise bolt
nvm i wish i didnt ping you
you hate me so much
tropic jolt
rancid pagoda
hah, +61 fishing power from feral bobber + regenerator
severe coral
hah, +61 fishing power from feral bobber + regenerator
💀_ _
polar tide
you hate me so much
i hate you we are going to fight with our teeth
high scaffold
hah, +61 fishing power from feral bobber + regenerator
Seems balanced nerf miner
polar tide
VIOLENCE
wise bolt
thats you to me
polar tide
unspeakable cruelty
rancid pagoda
oh it's actually more than that, I have a negative modifier on
high scaffold
https://tenor.com/view/scream-hamsters-tf2-gif-22126390
A war without reason
wise bolt
dotn yuo fucking tsk tsk me
tisk tisk tisk carny.
severe coral
That's like
wise bolt
SMH my head
polar tide
WHY ARE YOU TSK TSKING ME
wise bolt
LOOLLL
polar tide
!!!!! TRIPLE DOG DEATH BARRAGE !!!!!!!!!