calamity-update-talk

[lyric trellis]

There’s a lot of potential for true melee exos minmax on twins if you dash-hook boost (definitely intended

[fathom girder]

And that's how it feels the place out to start moving later

[twin juniper]

Retractable mouth

[celest glen]

and here's a better question

[fathom girder]

Statis's dash accessory can already bully p1 exo twins

And with p2 you can wait until ohio

Making it really streamlined

[celest glen]

what reason would it have to not use those attacks when moving?

[fathom girder]

Who's saying it wouldn't

[dusk bronze]

that and also
what reason does any boss have to stop using attacks

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/kittens-cute-adorable-cat-cutie-gif-16781981

kittens

[dusk bronze]

so many cars

[fathom girder]

Carnyyyyy hi

[celest glen]

aw

[polar tide]

hi

[fathom girder]

Bunny eating WHAT

[celest glen]

I wanted to share bnnuies eating plant

[high scaffold]

Field of cars

[celest glen]

leaf

[lyric trellis]

Probably not too relevant but you can outrun twins with relic of deliverance which is funny

[fathom girder]

Leaf

[fathom girder]

Lmao

That thing is funny

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-eating-rabbits-gif-8416742

[fathom girder]

I still don't understand how to trigger the uber dash it has though

[frail owl]

car parking lot

[fathom girder]

Like it feels random

[celest glen]

btw can I ask what you're a dev for?

[polar tide]

like what i do? or

[celest glen]

yes

[fathom girder]

Carny had to replace merkalto in the "doing nothing" niche

:3

[polar tide]

concept and merch/brand art

[celest glen]

pfffft

[frail owl]

[polar tide]

im going to kill you

[frail owl]

real

[fathom girder]

LMAO

[celest glen]

noted thanks

[tidal lodge]

wdym noted

scary

[polar tide]

very gingerly and slowly dipping my toes into spriting too

[rancid pagoda]

you need to have some speed already, and then hold it to charge a short time where you see sparks and then it does the super charge

[fathom girder]

Merch art is sick af

[polar tide]

i have TWO whole sprites in the game rn... 😏

[frail owl]

slightly more useful than merkalto

[fathom girder]

Ah, gotchu

[frail owl]

[celest glen]

are they ?

[fathom girder]

I def missed that spark detail

[still cobalt]

idk why i never thought that concept artists and spire artists are different
like my brain just nevber made that connection

[wary crest]

Goated

[polar tide]

i wish

[celest glen]

who made the ?

[vivid hemlock]

dandy

[polar tide]

no idea

[frail owl]

by the way why is your pfp giratina?

[polar tide]

cuz i like it

[fathom girder]

I wonder if dandy was inspired by starbound when making the mushroom

Cuz that mushroom gives starbound heavy

[polar tide]

giratina is my favorite legendary pokemon and its been my pfp for years on other platforms

[fathom girder]

The hop and everything

[polar tide]

boing!

[craggy wagon]

good pick. you get to live.......

[polar tide]

:D

[misty wren]

i have been inspired

[celest glen]

my favorite legendary is either zekrom or ultra necrozma

[polar tide]

origin form >>>>>>> altered form btw

[celest glen]

favorite mon in general though is hisuian goodra

[polar tide]

my favorite pokemon is sableye

[dull heart]

this is good

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/sableye-pokémon-horizons-pokémon-mega-evolution-mega-sableye-gif-8530026916470962320

[fathom girder]

Misread this as goozma

[still cobalt]

which is snake which is not snake

[polar tide]

origin form is worm giratina

[celest glen]

origin

personally I ain't a huge fan of giratina

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/giratina-distortion-world-mt-coronet-pokemon-gif-7395980

this is origin

[celest glen]

ghost/dragon feels weird to me

[polar tide]

ghost/dragon is badass

[craggy wagon]

my top 1 is latias, cresselia is 2. they are my babies

[polar tide]

i also really really love deoxys

[misty wren]

as much as i like giratina i hate it for being the reason we have realistic horse palkia

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/deoxys-emerging-hoenn-pokemon-generations-gif-7388732

my goat

[plush carbon]

latinas?

[craggy wagon]

god deoxys was so cool in generations

[celest glen]

I find deoxys more interesting as a concept

[craggy wagon]

god that joke gets funnier and funnier every time i hear it

[plush carbon]

i agree btw deoxys is cool as shit

[celest glen]

generally I dislike monotype mons but I especially dislike mono psychic, steel, and ground types

[plush carbon]

psychic type legend/mythical pokemon is

[polar tide]

yr just a little hater...

[plush carbon]

an oversaturated market

ill say that

[wary crest]

Raquaza absolutely beaming the shit out deoxys is funny af

[celest glen]

I do wish we got the original concept for deoxys changing forms though

it was gonna have a different subtype

[misty wren]

i am shuckle fan

[still cobalt]

then ur opinion is right

[plush carbon]

does Rayquaza ever use a move in Destiny Deoxys other than Hyper Beam

[celest glen]

iirc offense was gonna have fighting, defense was gonna have rock, and speed was gonna have electric

[wary crest]

Why do other moves when laser do just fine

[polar tide]

this would have been sick

[craggy wagon]

rayquaza fighting deoxys constantly but not giving a shit about staryu clefairy or fucking Eternatus is so funny

its just That One in particular

[polar tide]

that fucking alien that i hate

[pulsar cobalt]

well you see deoxys is evil or something

[plush carbon]

eternatus just wanted to eep

[craggy wagon]

we never really see Deoxys do anything malicious really. it just happened to be on a meteor that was heading towards pokemon earth

[misty wren]

sidenote shoutout to yveltal overworld animations in pza

[craggy wagon]

yveltal crawling scares the shit out of me

[plush carbon]

xerneas and yveltal may have been shafted but at least they have neat animations

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-giratina-feeding-gif-3728301

look at this gif of giratina eating a poffin

[celest glen]

I think it looks cool but also feels like the inverse of the gen 6 issue

[craggy wagon]

i'd say they deserved more but i think mega xerneas would make any vgc player wish for death

[craggy wagon]

istg if they never bring back petting. im gonna be enraged

[misty wren]

xerneas plus another hundred bst !

[craggy wagon]

it fits PERFECTLY with the switch 2 mouse. please.

[plush carbon]

they replaced petting with a more engaging mechanic

[polar tide]

IVE NEVER PLAYED PAST GEN 7 YOU CANT PET YOUR POKEMON IN THE SWITCH GAMES????

[plush carbon]

Sitting and Looking at your pokemon

[urban cloak]

nope

petting died with the 3ds

[polar tide]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[craggy wagon]

no 🥀

they brought back hg/ss-esque following but we lost petting for it

[plush carbon]

the death of pokemon amie was what really made the switch games so bad

[misty wren]

fryzahh its so weird looking at you and not seeing that one sonic character

[polar tide]

if i can't give my volcarona scritches then what is the fucking point

[urban cloak]

she'll be back soon

[craggy wagon]

if i cant pet the alien dragon that tried to scorch all of britain is it even worth it.

[urban cloak]

for now im in a very miki mood

[plush carbon]

now its that one game i see absolutely everywhere

[misty wren]

no

this is vocaloid

[polar tide]

for some reason i still think of fryzahh as that luigi picture

[misty wren]

specifically miki from human by flavor foley

[blazing field]

same

ur true

[plush carbon]

wait thats not In Stars and Time

[blazing field]

thats fryzahh. to me

[plush carbon]

Oh

I thought it was

uhhhhhhhhh

[polar tide]

fryzahh you are luigi forever to me. how does this make you feel

[blazing field]

mama luigi

bagel

[polar tide]

i do this when cd shows me that fucking house rat image

[urban cloak]

i had luigi for maybe like 2 years straight when i first started interacting in this community back in 2021 so it makes sense lol

[polar tide]

luigi acceptance 🙂‍↕️

[craggy wagon]

im always afraid to completely change my profile since like. oh god what if people dont recognize me

[urban cloak]

most people around who know me probably still know me as the luigi guy™

[misty wren]

i used to have gigachad lancer

as a pfp

[plush carbon]

i changed my name in some servers to Dr. DraStic and nobody recognised me

[blazing field]

ive never seen that ever

[polar tide]

i had the same discord pfp for like 5 years but it got attached to bad memories so now i've been changing it every 2 months or so

[blazing field]

to me youve always been sisyphus blunt

i dont think ive ever seen you with any other pfp

[misty wren]

then i eventually changed to the fuckass sisyphus blunt

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-the-curse-spirit-halloween-gif-7542455889653738246

[craggy wagon]

STOP NOT THAT GIF

[polar tide]

I FOROGOT ABOUT THSI GIF

[craggy wagon]

my friend sends me that gif all the time i cant handle it

THE CURSE

[tropic jolt]

anybody else accidentally tap somebodies pfp and start a call when on mobile

[misty wren]

there was a period of a couple months last year where i had qoh don as my pfp

[tropic jolt]

I hate when that happens

[craggy wagon]

that happened to me once and it was the most shameful thing ever

[blazing field]

wait true i remembmer that

[urban cloak]

yeah i still know you as this pfp

tho ive gotten use to the current one by now obvs

[barren nacelle]

I think Antenizer needs to be added next update

[distant agate]

what exactly counts as "leaving" a biome for enraging a boss? like does flying too high in a snow biome enrage cryogen? bc Yharon never seems to enrage even when I fly to space but Cryogens music changes instantly

[barren nacelle]

That’s why they’re hiding the update from us they’re scared his presence will be too overpowering

[blazing field]

yeah it'll be added in 5 seconds

[polar tide]

yharon only gives a fuck about your horizontal positoon

[floral pier]

whats good for cv

its STILL bullshit after all these years

[distant agate]

ah i thought that might be the case

[floral pier]

as melee btw

[distant agate]

what is cv

[polar tide]

void

the ceaseless one

[distant agate]

ah right

i used terratomere and had no issues

im sure theres better but it worked very well for me

[dull heart]

CV is great

I love how CV makes you actually have to learn the boss

[polar tide]

bait

[urban cloak]

yharon only enrages if you're outside of the two flame pillars
in terms of other bosses, if you're using the calamity mod boss bar then whenever a boss enrages the bar starts glowing red in some areas. otherwise, just pay attention to the background whenever you're fighting a boss since that usually signifies when you've swapped biomes

[dull heart]

not bait

[polar tide]

lying for no reason

[distant agate]

ah i never knew the bar goes red

just that some biomes take the piss a little, like snow biome counts as leaving it if you go like, 50 blocks up

[dull heart]

CV is genuinely one of the best designed bosses in calamity... Which isn't a high bar, to be fair

[clear pine]

progress on the gully lava castle so far for today might do some more below in the lava chamber later but thats all for now

[distant agate]

obvious bait

[dull heart]

Pre 2.1 it was significantly worse

[clear pine]

im starting to get tired of the colour red

[dusk bronze]

i like the precision aspect but i feel like you get punished WAY too hard for slipping up once

[dull heart]

post 2.1 it's great

[polar tide]

cant even look at you rn

[dusk bronze]

the orbs do so much damage

[dull heart]

There's two main issues I have with it

[misty wren]

ive just never enjoyed cv

[distant agate]

oh use warbanner too

[dull heart]

1 - damage
2 - dps race to murder orbs allows you to just ignore that part of the fight

[distant agate]

it melts the orbs

[dusk bronze]

true

also the fight doesn't really fit the lore

[floral pier]

oh wait i just whooped him with stellar contempt

[distant agate]

that reminds me, does warbanner have a nerf incoming? bc it probably should get nerfed

[floral pier]

he was only spazzing cause i was moving around to omuch

[distant agate]

yea the game does not make it clear that he doesnt move if you dont

[floral pier]

YO THEY REWORKED MIRROR BLADE TOO?

[dusk bronze]

like
you're telling me this is an extrademensional portal a dragon cult laced with spell runes as a defense system? i'm not buying it

[floral pier]

i feel like they should lean into the portal aspect more

[polar tide]

warbanner + gilded proboscis 🤤

[floral pier]

like it LITERALLY sucks you into the void

or distortion in this version

[dull heart]

Idk I buy it

[dusk bronze]

evil and intimidating loading screen

[dull heart]

I cooked

I've been cooking on something else void related too...

[distant agate]

i didnt get to use mirror blade bc the travelling asshole never sold it

[dusk bronze]

🔥

[dusk bronze]

what

[distant agate]

he never sold the katana

[dusk bronze]

it's a cv drop

[distant agate]

ah

im thinking of something else

ignore me

[polar tide]

bro was thinking of something else

[misty wren]

i think you're thinking of omni blade

[dusk bronze]

bro was thinking of your mom

[distant agate]

that would be it

[floral pier]

oh no.

anyway storm weaver is still the same slop

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cats-pet-lover-kittens-gif-24138562

kittens

[floral pier]

chase its butt and then melt it with true melee

OH MY GOD I LOVE CATS

[distant agate]

legit the worst boss ever

[floral pier]

i wonder if this is viable

[misty wren]

it is

[dusk bronze]

kids named exo mechs

[misty wren]

cherf ror2 my beloved

[dusk bronze]

it's very good

[rancid pagoda]

that is effective 1.15x damage multiplier

[polar tide]

arc flash ring is so good they had to nerf it like 2 or 3 times

[dull heart]

I really need to make a CV guide

[polar tide]

look at my cat

[floral pier]

put it on holy collider

[floral pier]

can you add your cat to calamiy

[distant agate]

nah they arent great but they're fine

[floral pier]

i like your cat

add it as donor item

[polar tide]

maybe...

[dusk bronze]

they're fucking egregious for being a final boss

[distant agate]

not a cat but hes as small as one

[tidal lodge]

Can you guys put in spare drone parts ror2 next :)

[polar tide]

awww puby

[distant agate]

he is 6 years old

[floral pier]

wait exos is STILL ass?

[hasty tangle]

yes

[polar tide]

exos rework soemdayyyy

[tidal lodge]

yes

[hasty tangle]

likely because reworking them to be good is a daunting task

[dusk bronze]

do we like bir here

[distant agate]

idk they have the hype and look the part

[hasty tangle]

it will happen eventually though

[tidal lodge]

bir pretty cool

[distant agate]

and the music slaps

like its a bad fight but it has the feel of a final boss

[blazing field]

KILL

[hasty tangle]

epic scam fail

[tidal lodge]

lol!

[dusk bronze]

not really

[polar tide]

the big thing is that exos rework is contingent on the completion of the theme

[hasty tangle]

yep

[dull heart]

but the completion of the theme is contingent on the exos rework...

[dusk bronze]

hell torture

[distant agate]

agree to disagree

[tidal lodge]

Infinite loop of exo

[hasty tangle]

[dull heart]

basically we're just waiting for the team to want to focus on the exos update

[thorny glacier]

cute

[blazing field]

The exos fight is bad

[dusk bronze]

might be true

[polar tide]

they need to be developed alongside eachother

[blazing field]

But the bosses have a cool design and have Aura

I think that's what they're saying

[dusk bronze]

might also be true

anyway play wotm

[blazing field]

I can see what they mean by they "feel" the part of a final boss, but the fight still kinda sucks

Like yeah the buildup and all that is cool

but the fight itself

[distant agate]

oh yea the fight blows

[floral pier]

when mom brings home the sludge

[blazing field]

hello little calamity player

[polar tide]

the exos are my favorite boss in the mod and they suck complete fucking ass. it makes me sad and i want to see them be cool

[craggy wagon]

wotm mechs my beloved

[blazing field]

please run to one side of the screen

[dusk bronze]

wet fart

[blazing field]

continuously

[floral pier]

as a dev whats your opinion on mods that try to rework the mechs? like infernum and wrath of the machines

[blazing field]

dont stop running little calamity player!

[distant agate]

that reminds me, is there a mod that changes the MGRR health bars into actual styled ones that still fit calamity?

[hasty tangle]

i think mgr fits right in with cal

[blazing field]

Didn't they already change those this update

or not yet

[distant agate]

it does

[craggy wagon]

the exos are so fucking cool as characters but as bosses. good lord.

[misty wren]

not yet

[distant agate]

but it also distracts me bc i love mgrr

[blazing field]

idk if id say as characters

[dusk bronze]

poke cd with a cartoonish red pitchfork

[blazing field]

ig ti depends on your definition of Character but to me theyre not really Characters

they are cool designs though

specially areas

[misty wren]

i could buy one from spirit halloween and do it then

[blazing field]

ares is #cool

[rancid pagoda]

I just don't like the boss bars because of the slow animation that makes it display random enemy names when the boss is killed

[craggy wagon]

in hindsight yeah they're moreso extensions of Draedon's character

[polar tide]

i have no particular opinion on them. i havent played wotm and i didn't really like infernum. i want to see the exos be cool within basecal more than anything

[polar tide]

i already do this every day dw

[misty wren]

ares is cool i just wish the shading was more consistent between the arms and the body

[floral pier]

when i think of exos i imagine the machines actually working off of each other's attacks

[dusk bronze]

for reference

yeah

[floral pier]

like these are highly intelligent robots mind you

[distant agate]

2nd phase mechs where they combine

[misty wren]

in a perfect world they would have similar shading but i think iban had to take over on ares arms spriting at some point while he wasnt the one who did the body

[distant agate]

into a big mech

[floral pier]

i'd rather die getting comboed to death by ares and thanos rather than slop blender beam

[misty wren]

xb-∞ hekate

[polar tide]

this is how they're meant to be lorewise. it does not come through ingame at all

[craggy wagon]

i wanna see Ares fight like an actual mecha one day

[hasty tangle]

it is pretty funny how they have ANTI synergy with each other

as they literally get easier the more of them are onscreen

[misty wren]

iban had to fight fab so hard to get the fight to be not mayhem the whole time

[hasty tangle]

thats not how teamwork is supposed to go

[floral pier]

also holy shit mirror blade is goated

[floral pier]

the humble flying into 1 corner method

[amber furnace]

exo mechs should try using the power of friendship

[tidal lodge]

It's how teamwork works irl nowadays its realistic

[hasty tangle]

not for massive intricately designed war machines with a genius creator

[distant agate]

does this make us Jiren

[tidal lodge]

maybe they have beef we don't know that

[distant agate]

and the exo mechs are 17, frieza and goku

[misty wren]

no thats how teamwork works when middle management gets involved

[vivid hemlock]

#ihatethanatos

[stiff light]

fours a crowd

[polar tide]

wish i was petting a kitty rn

[tidal lodge]

dont we all

[distant agate]

that reminds me

wheres my doggy

[misty wren]

i wish i was petting my dog

sadly work hell

[stiff light]

my bad

[polar tide]

i need to get off my ass and work on stuff but fatigue kicking the shit out of me

[stiff light]

my bones hurt

[misty wren]

im getting paid !!

[distant agate]

who needs a kitty when you have him

[stiff light]

i love getting paid

[polar tide]

does anyone have that gif of the guy falling over thats like "calamity developers after 30 minutes of work" because thats me

[misty wren]

go to the bone store and get new ones

[stiff light]

yea

[floral pier]

im sorry

when did they retier this?

[stiff light]

i keep jumping off stages

not good for knees

[dusk bronze]

a month ago

[polar tide]

genuine request btw i think about it all the time but i cant find it anymore

[floral pier]

i JUST got back into calamity btw

[hasty tangle]

ive never seen that gif with cal devs

[distant agate]

https://tenor.com/view/calamity-mod-calamity-devs-lazy-devs-incompetency-30-minutes-of-work-gif-10669931996324617472

[hasty tangle]

ive only ever seen it with mojang

[polar tide]

THANK YOU

[distant agate]

literally just typed it directly into the gif search

[tidal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/calamity-mod-calamity-devs-lazy-devs-incompetency-30-minutes-of-work-gif-10669931996324617472

Dammit

[distant agate]

HA

IM BETTER THAN YOU

[stiff light]

no

[polar tide]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/lBM2nnKA3QAAAAAd/calamity-mod-calamity-devs.gif

[tidal lodge]

I have been defeated

[polar tide]

what teh fuck

[misty wren]

holy shit the uploader is draedon

[tidal lodge]

True...

[misty wren]

why does it flash white at the end is that just for me

[polar tide]

thank you. for some reason copying the image address doesnt embed tenor gifs apparently. very stupid

[tidal lodge]

its them waking up

[stiff light]

to scare you

[dull heart]

true

unless that 30 minutes involves

[polar tide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711268703991365642/1479906933640003606/calamity-mod-calamity-devs.gif

[dull heart]

Citrus Explosives

Citrus-4

[misty wren]

apple bomb

[dull heart]

lemon nade

lime ICBM when

ICBL, Inter-Continental Ballistic Lime

[tidal lodge]

Lime detected

[misty wren]

inter-citrus ballistic lime

[prisma cipher]

what the shit is this generation

[stiff light]

i eata the lime

[tidal lodge]

Good

I am the Lime Lord thats what they call me

[stiff light]

who

[tidal lodge]

me and like idk 3 other people

getting there

[stiff light]

im the cool guy

thats what they call me

[dull heart]

true

I should make ICBL as a shadowspec weapon

[tidal lodge]

Oh btw the first result for searching "30 minutes of work" was the gif which is probably not a good sign

[polar tide]

bro is obsessed with citrus

[dull heart]

do you not want to beat up xerox with a lime??

[tidal lodge]

God i wish

[polar tide]

never said i didn't

[distant agate]

tbh

no

not really

[dull heart]

I wasn't asking you

[polar tide]

kill this guy

[misty wren]

we are the xeroclings feed us printer paper

[stiff light]

ink cartridge

[dull heart]

actually the main issue with ICBL is

I don't have any idea what to do with it

lemon 'nade and co have exhausted my ideas

[stiff light]

meow

[fierce hearth]

Maintain targeting laser for 30 seconds and after 30 seconds a single lime falls on the enemy for 50 ranged damage

[misty wren]

shoots rocket limes that explode into lime halves

[stiff light]

diablo

strike

[polar tide]

meow

[stiff light]

bars

[floral pier]

i love retiered galaxia 🤤

[dull heart]

see the problem is

This is too similar to lemon 'nade

[misty wren]

lemon 'nade upgrade

clearly

[stiff light]

orang

[dull heart]

yeah it'd be the final upgrade on the lemon nade tree

but like

pre boss and shadowspec weapon being basically identical is

not ideal

[fierce hearth]

I think of you want the ICBM aesthetic you need it to be a targeted vertical drop with an obnoxious attack speed

[misty wren]

oh when i say lemon halves i meant like a cross section and not just cutting the sprite in half

[dull heart]

yeah

[dull heart]

Wait cook

Exorcism lemon 'nade hybrid in terms of functionality

[tidal lodge]

Make it have blinding lights

[wary crest]

Shoot lemon juice into the players eyes

Or enemies

Or both

[dull heart]

ok but genuinely

[tidal lodge]

Yea i was gonna say lemon juice

[dull heart]

lemon 'nade might be my new favorite item

It just feels good

[fierce hearth]

For ICBL you can make the cone of the missile a lemon/lime half

Bc they have the taper and the nipple

[dull heart]

I'm thinking like an RPG but lime

[fierce hearth]

That also works

Oh my god what if it was like the Helldivers Leveler

Which is a davy crocket

With a comically steep drop arc on the rocket

[stiff light]

rocket propelled grapefruiy

[fierce hearth]

Calamity always needed a davy crocket imo

[dull heart]

lemon 'nade, rocket propelled grapefruit, intercitrus ballistic lime

[dusk bronze]

make lemon 'nade and icbl deal increased damage to flesh based enemies
citrus juice on flayed muscle would not feel good

[fierce hearth]

Counterpoint

Sugar and acid promote corrosion

So it shouldn't be biased

[dusk bronze]

true

[stiff light]

inter continental boy love?

[fierce hearth]

You see when an aussie and a brit love eachother very much

[dull heart]

this would make way more sense than the current lemon nade tree

[fathom girder]

Rocket propelled grapefruit would fit in nicely with the other 900 post dog weapons

[echo pier]

How far have you guys made it in malice mode?

[tidal lodge]

0%

[dull heart]

haven't played it except dog

[stiff light]

they got malice again

dang

[echo pier]

I'm currently stuck pre skeletron

[fierce hearth]

I don't necessarily want the RPG to have a stupid arc, but it firing really slowly with a steep drop would transition nicely into the ICBL's attack

[echo pier]

i managed to do both evil biome bosses including perforator and hive mind, still have to do brain of chtulu

[hasty tangle]

only been trying to nohit dog in it, pb is 3.79%

[dusk bronze]

if you shoot lemon 'nade and icbl into water it turns into acidic mcdonalds sprite

[dull heart]

ICBL stealth being splatoon inkstrike but with lime slices and fruit salad

fruity tornado

[fierce hearth]

ICBL stealth strike forming a delicious yummy mushroom cloud

[dull heart]

too bad it'll never be real

[fathom girder]

Yet

[dusk bronze]

use katana, muramasa, omniblade, mirror blade or murasama to slice the fruit and do a special attack or something

like some king of fruit ninja

[dull heart]

The murasama rework we needed

[dusk bronze]

true

[dull heart]

art attack draw through lemon nades to cut them

[misty wren]

ok but actually this would go kinda hard

[dull heart]

fruit ninja art attack upgrade would be fun actually

[fierce hearth]

Make sure to include the bombs

[lapis oak]

you say this to everything

[dull heart]

yeah because they keep getting peaker

[lapis oak]

good

[dull heart]

Lemon 'nade's current final upgrade is also pretty peak

but not as peak

It will go well with spiteful candle on dog though

[fierce hearth]

If Fruit Ninja was a donor weapon we could even go so far as to include a combo system that gets broken by the bombs

[dull heart]

I could just

Do that if I wanted to

[fierce hearth]

But it won't be so making it that fancy is ridiculous

Doze you have like, other things to do right

[dusk bronze]

the whimsy must flow

[fierce hearth]

Whimsy is good it's just funny to say some bullshit and Doze is like "that one passed the sniff test, gonna do it now"

[dull heart]

honestly

lemon nade upgrade tree is funnier than the line of C-4 ideas

because it makes absolutely no sense

(it has two upgrades that are already existing items being reworked)

[fierce hearth]

Grenade to rocket propelled grenade kinda makes sense, but then we jump to a long range missile

[dull heart]

That one makes sense

I mean the actual upgrade tree lemon nade will have

[fierce hearth]

What the hell does that mean

Like the ingredience?

[dull heart]

no the things it upgrades to

[fierce hearth]

Beetroot...

[dull heart]

lemon 'nade is pre boss

[fierce hearth]

Oh wait so it's not gonna be those 2 concepts? It's something else (at least for now)?

[dull heart]

yeah they're already done / mostly done

[hard copper]

lemon nade + portal gun?

[fierce hearth]

Damn I was really entertained by RPG and ICBL

[dull heart]

The nice thing about the upgrades it has are

1 - they sucked before (dust monster / underwhelming for tier)
2 - all three of them feel very unique despite the similar mechanics

[dusk bronze]

2 of them are reworks?

[fierce hearth]

Nothing is as dusty as old DVD and upgrades

But I love removing dust cube attacks

[hushed monolith]

Hey doze how’s it going and uhh has anyone been able to figure out my bug😔

[dull heart]

well... technically this dust monster isn't actually very dusty

not that I know of

[tidal lodge]

Is your pet spider sick or smth

[hushed monolith]

😔

[dull heart]

In fact

I technically made it more of a dust monster

but in a good way

because I used a custom dust that looks good and is basically like a particle

(the toon explosions I showed are also dust)

[fierce hearth]

Yay

I just had the thought of a kusarigama rogue weapon where the spam attack is throwing the chain and the stealth strike is a much shorter range swing of the sickle

[dull heart]

slick cane but it has range on spam

[fierce hearth]

I want rogue weapons where the stealth strike is something other than just a Better Attack

It fills a different strategic role

(but obviously the damage is still competitive)

[fierce hearth]

P much yeah

[dull heart]

Go my wulfrum knife

go my vega

Go my lemon 'nade sort of

[fierce hearth]

Lmao

Yay

[dull heart]

wulfrum Knife and Vega both are hybrid

Lemon 'nade is a "you want stealth if you can get it"

but because the longer you cook the 'nade the sooner it explodes...

you can't always get stealth and hit the enemy well

This is kind of lost in both of lemon nade's upgrades though, especially the dust monster upgrade

[dusty tinsel]

I have eaten the eater of worlds plushies sorry

[dull heart]

NO

[lapis oak]

why u yelling

[dusty tinsel]

Hello KiriBlue

I have consumed all Eater of Worlds plushies

[stiff light]

eater of eater of worlds

[hard copper]

world of eater of worlds

[floral pier]

brainstorm is so peak

i love attacking unc with starbursts

[dry reef]

Why is the true excalibur so bad

The range does not make up for the damage lost holy

I just killed the leviathan with the regular excalibur and it was surprisingly good, especially for my pre-plantera loadout

I guess the leviathan’s massive hitbox and anahita floating above the player makes it easier for a broadsword

but still

I dont like how neutered it feels especially when you can use the gungnir for better range

[obtuse hawk]

whats the best summon weapon for providence

[dry reef]

I really love the new true melee update but there are some things that really confuse me

[obtuse hawk]

did tactical plague engine get changed at all

[dry reef]

I dont know anything about cal summoner sorry

[clear pine]

tactical still

[dry reef]

now that fab is gone and whip stacking is removed maybe they will add whips and that will motivate me to play but until then idk really

[clear pine]

they adding whips

not alot confirmed compared to the now massive 1.4.5 whip numbers but all in key progression points

or well as confirmed that any upcoming stuff is

[obtuse hawk]

what does this mean

[clear pine]

still best weapon

[obtuse hawk]

sweet

[dry reef]

yeah but post moon lord there could be more

I would really like to see what they add past providence

whip stacking was cool but DAMN did it really make it hard to balance stuff, even though it’s kinda sad as a modded player I am happy for the most part

[dull heart]

making stratus set was a lot of fun

[dull heart]

Legion of Celestia + Tactical Plague Engine with Hyperius bullets

[obtuse hawk]

interesting

so like half legion half plague engine

or is there a specific ratio of it

[dusk bronze]

not holy fire?

[floral pier]

dude i love the shared gimmick between the weapons

[dull heart]

No

[dusk bronze]

hm

[dull heart]

When I had the idea I knew I struck gold

I love multiclassing and it's the perfect gimmick to enable that

[dusk bronze]

you struck blue

[dull heart]

It did make reworking Saros hard

because how do I incorporate Sirius starburst into an item with no starburst

[still cobalt]

In a cool way

[clear pine]

do any of u guys got an idea on how to cover the gap inbetween liquids

[dull heart]

It ended up leading to Saros eclipse beam

Which is very cool

[floral pier]

how do you dodge the 20% attack by dog btw

bro just jumps me at mach fuck

[dusk bronze]

by moving

or time a dash

[floral pier]

oh my god

THEY ONE UPPED INFERNUM DOG

THIS FIGHTS SO GOOD

[clear pine]

ye infernum is mid now

[floral pier]

i do admit the purple worm sprite is more fitting for base cal fight

[clear pine]

they cooked on the background aswell

[floral pier]

wait he called me slop nvm i fucking hate this fight

[clear pine]

hes even more toxic than fables crabulon

[floral pier]

i like how dog's fight is now lore accurate

[dusk bronze]

that's the goal for every boss

[floral pier]

big brain serpent that actually HUNTS its prey instead of fat dumb worm that acts like crawltipede

[blazing field]

dog's fight as good as it may be is still just a placeholder

this isnt evne his final form or whatever

[fathom girder]

His full rework will include him breaking through your screen

And grabbing you by the throat

[dusk bronze]

[fierce hearth]

Figure out the position of the portal, make distance between you and it, and as the third crack comes dodge as perpendicular as you can, ideally continuing to move away if your angle isn't fully perpendicular

[blazing field]

it'll have a new sprite, phase 2 in the distortion or whatever, god knows what else

[fathom girder]

Because you're a god by virtue of turning on and off the universe

[fierce hearth]

If it's to your side, fly or slam if you have a fastfall accessory or mount, if it's somewhat above or below you, dash

But stay calm, focus on making distance from the portal, and only dodge on the actual smash and charge

[granite sapphire]

I gotta ask this real quick

Does the providence biome matter anymore, cause I always fight her in hell now because she drops the wings and aegis

[dusk bronze]

she's still biome locked but the only thing that changes is one (1) attack

crystal rain vs lasers

[lean relic]

Time to add ambient blocks in sso tiles & walls sheet after sleep

[granite sapphire]

lasers?

like the guardian ones?

[dusk bronze]

yeah

[granite sapphire]

ah

yeah I’ll take crystal rain

Them lasers can come out of nowhere oftentimes

[lean relic]

you can notice that since she slows down when preparing to laser attack

[granite sapphire]

yeah, I may do a souls no hit soon, but I’m not that keen of an eye

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-bedtime-kitty-eepy-eepy-car-meow-gif-1219326997603124549

[earnest jewel]

That's a weird looking duck.

[dusk bronze]

it's obviously a gecko

tupid

[dusty tinsel]

It's clearly an albatross

[polar tide]

kitten

[dull heart]

spoiler time..?

[polar tide]

no

[dull heart]

oh ok

[cyan lark]

ok the update is awesome so far despite all the criticism i've seen

[earnest jewel]

Reveal something added years ago.

[cyan lark]

but the criticism still seems fair, as the number 1 stratus sphere fan (while it was actually cool) i will never forgive unecessary removal of items

[dull heart]

I don't think I've seen much criticism besides "removed quality of life stuff"

oh the item removals

[polar tide]

we should remove more stuff unnecessarily actualy

[granite sapphire]

what qol stuff anyways

I didn’t notice much aside from onyx nerf

[misty wren]

yessss kill things

[granite sapphire]

which was needed btw

[cyan lark]

i'm personally more a fan of vanilla terraria style anyway

[dusk bronze]

[misty wren]

ankh material recipes

[dull heart]

ankh in valor, onyx rework, vanilla recipes, cosmolight retier

[granite sapphire]

did get a buff for vertical down mining

[cyan lark]

yeah we gotta free that 1 bit each of them use

[granite sapphire]

Cosmolight retier? Is it post mech now

[misty wren]

post deus

[dusk bronze]

post deus

[granite sapphire]

ankh shield was trivial anyways

[polar tide]

no not even for freeing bits or whatever. just for no reason

[cyan lark]

did they seriously remove the PBG version of the beekeeper?

[granite sapphire]

god

[dusk bronze]

bakidon exists now though

[granite sapphire]

the only use for it by that point is freaking post providence

[dull heart]

virulence is basically that too, plus Plague Keeper was post ML for some reason

virulence even has the plague keeper sprite

[granite sapphire]

Pre

Not post

[dull heart]

provi doesn't have time enrage

no calamity boss does

[cyan lark]

dang this mod is so big it's hard to keep track

[granite sapphire]

Speed up time to day

because nighttime deals more dmg and is faster

[misty wren]

nope

[dull heart]

i don't think there was a single removed item that really had much going for it, all of them were kinda just blending in with another item

[misty wren]

not anymore

[granite sapphire]

oh

[dull heart]

Acidic Rain Barrel and Blast Barrel, for example

[granite sapphire]

well that’s useful I guess

[fierce hearth]

Provi enrage where she produces a big fire hand and squashes you killing you instantly

[granite sapphire]

then what purpose does cosmolight serve now

[misty wren]

speed up time

[dusk bronze]

acidic rain barrel is literally the only 2.1 removal i'm upset about

[dull heart]

or freeze time

[fierce hearth]

Think of it as a sundial+moondial that you carry around and can use infinitely

[dull heart]

acidic rain barrel is like almost the same as Blast Barrel but like, a boss or two later

[granite sapphire]

eh

I mean aside from making it daytime for the acid rain

[cyan lark]

yeah and the other WoF weapons still have their upgrades, right?

[granite sapphire]

that’s no purpose anymore

[rose laurel]

Absolute control over time is quite useful for many things in Terraria.

[dusty tinsel]

Bring back the acidic rain barrel and I will uneat the plushies

[granite sapphire]

angler ig

and enemies but

[dusk bronze]

[granite sapphire]

post ml?

[polar tide]

???

[granite sapphire]

well dues

[granite sapphire]

It’s basically post ml

[dull heart]

yeah, the point is that you can't invalidate the game mechanic until after the mechanic has run it's course

[misty wren]

if they do (most of them dont) its not until nearly post moon lord and not 1-2 bosses later

[cyan lark]

stop oppressing the lingering spell mage subclass

the only subclass calamity hates more than whips

[grave geyser]

kill all subclasses

[cyan lark]

cal devs in a nutshell 😭

[lyric trellis]

I’m so excited for the day half the yo-yos die

[grave geyser]

whips are not a subclass they are the main class alongside minions

[cyan lark]

i remember all of the wof weapons having upgrades at different points of the game

[cyan lark]

as a summoner main i'd say half of the class (sentries don't count)

[next cradle]

how do you get alcohol nowadays?

drunk princess was deleted

[grave geyser]

craft it

[next cradle]

😭

[cyan lark]

also i think the main class also counts as subclass

[earnest jewel]

Craft.

[next cradle]

what about sake? my npc is bugged

[cyan lark]

wait does this mean sword is the main class from melee?

[grave geyser]

the recipies make like 10 at a time you'll live

[earnest jewel]

Like, you know, how you get it in Vanilla.

[cyan lark]

and for ranger it would be bows? that's weird

[grave geyser]

keg.

[next cradle]

also what is 3 best melee alcohols?

pre dog

[blazing field]

subclasses arent real

none of them

wake up

they arent real wake up

[polar tide]

this unironically

"subclasses" mean nothing to me

[grave geyser]

margarita
thats it

[lyric trellis]

The single melee specific alcohol is 🙂‍↕️

[earnest jewel]

But what about Shroomite helmets!

[hoary edge]

regular person from prisma's juicebox

[grave geyser]

they could be merged into one item and nothing would change

[cyan lark]

i think they should bring back the princess but she can only spawn in hell and lasts temporarily like how the skeleton merchant works

[polar tide]

no

[cyan lark]

well the Dprincess not the vanilla princess

[polar tide]

no

[grave geyser]

no

[hoary edge]

hell no >:(

[cyan lark]

[polar tide]

we are never bringing back cirrus for any reason whatsoever

[blazing field]

subclass is an arbitrary definition that you make up for giving yourself a more unique or challenging playthrough and it means absolutely nothing beyond whatever you want it to be

If i want i can do a fish weapon only run and call that the fish subclass

its tf2 subclass logic

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/true-that-burns-the-sky-true-pokemon-pokemon-true-ultra-necrozma-gif-3766756404502528149

[grave geyser]

what even are its numbers I havent looked

[cyan lark]

i do not know what that emoji means

[grave geyser]

if its an equal boost to the nerf numerically it just sucks

[cyan lark]

guess it

fk accidentally pressed enter

guess its'up to an addon then 👀

[polar tide]

there's already an addon for that

multiple i believe

[grave geyser]

if you really want an npc that sells alchs use prismas juice box

[hoary edge]

ye

[misty wren]

there are like 3 that upgrade or smth like that

[pulsar cobalt]

sadly

[cyan lark]

is it the addons that just bring the old stuff back? i want her back in a whole different way as a tormented soul in hell

[polar tide]

girl i dont know look for it yourself

[hoary edge]

atp bro just install prisma's juicebox

[polar tide]

im really unamused by this "haha we should bring back cirrus" thing even if its a joke

[rose laurel]

This is a wildly unnecessary way of enacting "justice".

[polar tide]

no there is no reason that we need the transphobic pink groomer horse npc in calamity

[misty wren]

cirrus is gone and rightfully so and the devs want to be to move on

fabsol can be left unacknowledged

[cyan lark]

ok

[arctic cliff]

given that fabsol still has... her... as his pfp

i bet my dominant arm on him readding cirrus to his own mod

[cyan lark]

wdym his OWN mod?

[pulsar cobalt]

hes making another mod

[dusk bronze]

💔 💔 💔 💔 💔

[dusty tinsel]

Tmod should block him from posting mods

[cyan lark]

calamity 2??!!!1

[dusk bronze]

no

[misty wren]

terraria has been his job for the past like 6 years if not longer he aint leaving it so easily

[cyan lark]

[dusk bronze]

calamity is 10 years old

almost

[cyan lark]

he prob should be arrested but as far as we know criminals on the internet never get arrested

[misty wren]

yes but it wasnt paying his bills for at least a few years of that

[steel pike]

He’s still just out there no charges

[polar tide]

ok we are not fucking talking about that in here

[dusty tinsel]

Well if he does make another mod I doubt he will get help with it

[polar tide]

stop

stop this conversation right here

[steel pike]

lol alr

[cyan lark]

wh- know what i better not even ask

[steel pike]

So anyways

[polar tide]

in fact i am going to delete that message keep that shit out of this server

[steel pike]

Calamity is almost 10 years old

[steel pike]

my fault

[dusty tinsel]

Terraria is 15 years old

Or at least will be this year

[steel pike]

15??

[dusty tinsel]

Yah it came out in 2011

[earnest jewel]

Terraria will be able to run for President... time sure flies.

[amber furnace]

did fab get money from cal when he used to work on it

[earnest jewel]

Yeah.

[steel pike]

wow

[polar tide]

thinking about how 2010 was 16 years ago makes me need a cig

[polar tide]

from the patreon. all the money went to him

[amber furnace]

2005 was 40 years ago

[steel pike]

People born in 2015 are more than 10 years old right now

[dull heart]

thinking about how 2020 was 6 years ago kills me

[steel pike]

Just letting you know

[pulsar cobalt]

the patreon money 99.99% of it went to him for his personal use

[steel pike]

truth nuke

It’s scary how like

[polar tide]

merch also all mostly went to him but the designers also got a cut of it

[tropic jolt]

people born in 2013 can use discord legally

[steel pike]

Fast things are getting

[amber furnace]

unless he has a stable job I'm guessing that he misses getting profit from this mod

[steel pike]

I still dont believe people born after 2009 exist yet

Idk why I just can’t comprehend it

[earnest jewel]

People playing Mega Man 2 reaching Quick Man's stage.

[tropic jolt]

perception of time speeds up as you age or something

because memories become less and less unique

[earnest jewel]

We call them the Calamity fanbase.

[steel pike]

Yeah ik and it scares me

[polar tide]

where are you getting the 1% that didnt go to him. afaik the other devs never saw a cent of that money. is it the like one time he paid dia for the yharon resprite

[pulsar cobalt]

yea

that one time

[steel pike]

I think abt it every day cuz how is 2026 here

[polar tide]

how generous!

[earnest jewel]

The 0.01%, clearly a generous man.

[steel pike]

Let alone march 2026

Like March 2025 is not a year ago

[rose laurel]

Not Patreon money 8ut merch money was split

[amber furnace]

so the devs have been working for free this whole time?

[tropic jolt]

did dia even get paid by fab for that

[polar tide]

under fabsol yeah

we get paid now

via bounty system

[steel pike]

whats bounty system again

[earnest jewel]

They hunt down YouTubers who spread misinformation.
Wait, no, that's bounty hunting.

[pulsar cobalt]

ozz puts bounties on stuff that needs doing

[misty wren]

fwiw apparently he was making less than minimum wage off the patreon so he was kinda shooting himself in the foot by taking it all and not getting a job

[polar tide]

we meet and decide on tasks that eed to be done which are then given a monetary reward for completing and assigned to people who want them

[forest parrot]

Is it the update that made Dazzling Stabber summon a few daggers per slot?

[amber furnace]

tyranny

[amber furnace]

cool

[pulsar cobalt]

person can claim a bounty, then complete it to earn money

[steel pike]

ohhh

honestly not a bad idea

[polar tide]

we can't receive like, a regular paycheck because that would make us employees and employment is a giant can of evil legal worms that needs to be avoided

[pulsar cobalt]

something something official employment is bad and bunch of legal requirements and stuff

[amber furnace]

I hate employment

[steel pike]

legal stuff messes with my head

I will never wrap my head around it I’m too slow to

and I’ve had a job since I was 5 years old

[earnest jewel]

British citizens in the 19th Century.

[steel pike]

I mean not exactly like that but

def was working like

from 4 am to 10 pm some days

[polar tide]

you were working 4 am to 10 pm as a 5 year old?

brother you were exploited

[steel pike]

it’s acting

the legal requirements are different

my longest gig was when I was in Hollywood for the ranch

It was very early to late at night and all I did was sit on a tractor

lmao

[polar tide]

i think making a 5 year old work 4 am to 10 pm is exploitation no matter what the job is

[mystic eagle]

My longest running gag is the one where I seem interested in someone's lies

[misty wren]

basically if they're employees they have to be paid their countrys federal minimum wage and also they need to be given insurance

[steel pike]

I literally have proof lmao

[forest parrot]

Ah, a quick search reveals readily that plenty of people have already mentioned it. Good shout, then.
I was just gonna restate the ol' spam-type dagger bug, is all.

[steel pike]

it’s diff with acting

[misty wren]

which is not financially possible with the patreon money

[steel pike]

but I gotta admit my first commercial was so horrible

cuz I had to swim in ice cold water and do laps every take

And we had to do like 40 takes

[polar tide]

BROTHER YOU WERE EXPLOITED

[earnest jewel]

Dear God.

[misty wren]

yeah thats still exploitation even if its not legally considered that

[polar tide]

that would be exploitation to make an adult go through

a fucking 5 year old??

insanity

[steel pike]

I had a EWP

And also I was willing to do it

[misty wren]

that doesnt make it not exploitation

[steel pike]

What exactly does make it exploitation

[polar tide]

nothing you say here is going to make me not think it's unethical to work a 5 year old for 18 hours and make them do 40 takes swimming in ice cold water

[steel pike]

nobody gets the money but me

[steel pike]

I mean you kinda have to work in that line to get why it’s not as unethical as people think

[earnest jewel]

Are you entirely sure a five year old was given 100% earnings?

I wish I got paid for acting.

[polar tide]

regardless im sorry you went through that. christ

[steel pike]

It’s alright lol

I’m actually still working as one

[misty wren]

you worked in one day almost half of what adults are allowed to work before they have to be paid overtime thats very fucked up

[steel pike]

I just need a new agent cuz I’m in a new state

[steel pike]

Still the pay is pretty crazy so it’s worth it

I’m gonna need that kind of money anyways since I wanna go to UCLA

[echo pier]

Why nobody plays the new malice mode other than against the brain of chtulu and devourer of gods?

[polar tide]

cuz malice sucks

[echo pier]

nobody i can discuss with and exchange knowledge on how to progress and beat that gamemode

[earnest jewel]

Because most people want to have fun, not torture themselves with the over the top difficulties.

[echo pier]

i feel so alone playing malice mode

[polar tide]

malice is a meme difficulty i'm sorry to break it to you

[echo pier]

I'm pre skeletron and it feels a normal but super hard difficulty

[steel pike]

How many difficulties in there in calamity exactly

[echo pier]

i can relate get fixed boi being a meme, since you beat the 3rd boss in the game and you get the 2nd best healing in the whole game

like that bloodstone fin fish

[tropic jolt]

revengeance and death are the only "real" difficulties with all the others kind of just being revengeance or death with some things removed or added

[polar tide]

the only way to access malice in the first place is by deliberately using seeds that are known to be grueling terrible experiences

[earnest jewel]

Uh, like, more than two.

[steel pike]

Ohh

[steel pike]

Thanks

[tropic jolt]

but if you count them all theres
classic, expert, revengeance, master, death, legendary, malice

[hoary meteor]

Seven. Classic, expert, master, expert revengeance, master death, legendary, and legendary malice

[earnest jewel]

A bunch of those are not the current names.

[polar tide]

"expert rev" and "master death" are redundant

since they force those difficulties now

[hoary meteor]

Oh do they

[polar tide]

yes

[hard copper]

theres also demon spider mode

[tropic jolt]

😨

[echo pier]

That's a good thing, it's less confusing and less chaotic

[hoary meteor]

So classic is the only way to not have a calamity difficulty?

[echo pier]

a good change indeed

[earnest jewel]

No.

[tropic jolt]

you can still play just a vanilla difficulty, but selecting revengeance will force expert, and death will force master

[polar tide]

i meant if you set your game to death it forces it to master and the same for expert if you set the game to rev

so theres no such thing as expert death or master rev now

[steel pike]

So what is like the true hardest difficulty

Death or malice

[polar tide]

idk

[echo pier]

Malice

[steel pike]

Cuz ik malice is a meme one

[tropic jolt]

malice by far

[steel pike]

Wow Alr

First playthrough is gonna be on malice

[tropic jolt]

💔

[echo pier]

Don't torture yourself like that

trust me

[vivid hemlock]

malice forces legendary

[hard copper]

yeah do for the worthy though, not get fixed boi

[steel pike]

is ftw worse?

[hard copper]

yes

[steel pike]

I’ve played ftw but

[tropic jolt]

FTW malice is more difficult than GFB malice

[echo pier]

i got almost 3000 hours of pure competition in terraria vanilla and modded, malice mode is too much even for me

[steel pike]

Not gfb

Alr

[dull heart]

malice is way harder than death because it's literally FTW death but with higher stats

[tropic jolt]

because GFB adds progression skips

[polar tide]

if you are playing calamity for the first time please just play death malice isnt difficult in a funny fun way its difficult in a rage game way

[steel pike]

Ftw malice calamity first play through

[dull heart]

and GFB makes DoG way easier

[thorn pier]

is that the lacerator thing

[dull heart]

not just that

[steel pike]

I do that anyways though with like every game I’ve ever played

Even if I suck I do it

[dull heart]

dog on GFB is only 3 segments, which makes him easier, and takes 2x dmg

[steel pike]

Idk why I do but I do

[thorn pier]

what lmao

accurate worm

[steel pike]

But it’s my purpose

[tropic jolt]

who turned him into a plushie

[thorn pier]

make him the size of the worm bait in gfb

[dull heart]

the 2x dmg is because I didn't want to force people wanting to doink around on GFB to deal with real malice dog

[polar tide]

okay well as long as you do not give the devs grief over malice as if it's at all representative of what the intended calamity experience is like then knock yourself out

[dull heart]

so that + lacerator is basically "skip dog" button

[echo pier]

Also if you beat the BoC in gfb, it drops the occult skull crown, you can shimmer it for aether wisper and get post moonlord weapons in pre hardmode

[vagrant wind]

im testing giant pearl on every boss since it works on them now is this intended behavior or a bug

[tropic jolt]

the suffering never ends

[steel pike]

Oh I won’t I don’t complain like that