calamity-update-talk

[uneven vale]

There's that one and then ten ultra-bright ones

I started that particular chain

[pale silo]

Jesus

[tropic jolt]

im a corruption spy sent to sabotage the new update because corruption is better than crimson

[pale silo]

Noted: now no more leaving this chat unattended for any definition of time

[tulip bane]

:(

[terse dew]

Slowmode soon

[carmine apex]

Yes please,

[terse dew]

🤩

[solemn crest]

You will be here forever henceforth

[azure oak]

calamity mod

[young notch]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[clear sorrel]

i see that your brain is not trembling enough for the update

[subtle pagoda]

i've heard someone say the devs are toxic

is that true

[clear sorrel]

you spy

[full pier]

im goin insane

[uneven vale]

Bro wrong channel

[acoustic oriole]

title screen

[tulip bane]

my brain is storming

[young notch]

But yeah we might have to slowmode this channel soon

[twin geode]

Where's the green needing

[azure oak]

fair

[tropic jolt]

🧠❌
🪱✅

[pale silo]

might

[uneven vale]

Like, dude, ask them yourself

[acoustic oriole]

NOOO

[tulip bane]

no

[lost nebula]

is brainstorm actually releasing at 23:00 utc or is that just a meme

[young notch]

That being said, thank you guys. Ironically enough, this memestorm has actually made moderating easier.

[pale silo]

Only one "dev" and that dev has been yeeted for over a year

[wicked fjord]

anyone know the time the update's releasing?

[tulip bane]

it is

check pinned

[subtle pagoda]

you think they're gonna say 'yes we're toxic' lmao

[pale silo]

It explains it somehow while also being a laugh

[young notch]

EXACTLY

[pale silo]

Then watch them interact

[subtle pagoda]

no i saw someone specifically say 'devs' not js fabsol

[terse dew]

I don't know any calamity developers

I think they're all secretly invisible

[fathom girder]

NEW BrainWORM update HAS JUST DROPPED

[pale silo]

Well barring mekalto, no one else here is evil

[uneven vale]

🫳

[lyric trellis]

Correct

[long violet]

is update here yet

[main estuary]

the devs seem pretty chill

[wind stream]

5 hours till update

[uneven vale]

That was meant to be a salute

[pale silo]

So close

[fathom girder]

bro forgot about 🫡

[tulip bane]

[subtle pagoda]

can we unniche calamity

[azure oak]

brainstorm is 2.1 and earworm is 2.2

[uneven vale]

Bro, if you go into it thinking like that, they're not the problem

You might start one instead

[subtle pagoda]

can we make jynxzi play calamity please

[acoustic oriole]

green needle 2.3

[young tusk]

I'm disappointed, it's the fucking scam of the century.

[tulip bane]

why

[wind stream]

Fr why

[subtle pagoda]

ong why

[acoustic oriole]

impossible, too much movement and gameplay involved

[wicked fjord]

nah greeneedle is 2.1

[uneven vale]

No, I knew. I just wanted to try my way

[dense violet]

update when

[lilac mural]

6pm est

[zealous parrot]

Chat the update comes out in like 5 hours right

[wicked fjord]

5 hours

[solemn crest]

18000 seconds :)

[subtle pagoda]

feb 6 2027

[dense violet]

thx guys

[wind stream]

Update doesn't exist

[tulip bane]

yah

[carmine apex]

feb 7th

[zealous parrot]

You don't exist

[young tusk]

I have +3 in time, I waited for the mod all day to come home from work and in the end I won’t be able to play because it comes out late

[alpine rivet]

but it's 6pm New York time?

[distant raft]

is ascendant insignia not resetting anything on death fixed in brainstorm

[wind stream]

Well if i can chat here i exist

[tulip bane]

:(

[tulip bane]

check pinned

[uneven vale]

Also, you said "memestorm"

[young notch]

Lord have mercy

[harsh meteor]

wait 5 hours and you will find out

[zealous parrot]

It's actually not you but ur body ur trapped in

[alpine rivet]

oh thank you lol

[wispy crescent]

lmaoo

[young tusk]

It was said that it was February 6th, but in fact it turns out to be February 7th.

[alpine rivet]

it automatically adjusts based on location

[wind stream]

Im trapped? Then i exist dang

[fierce wedge]

5 hours of waiting, and then another extra hour reading the changelog

[crisp hare]

What country do the developers live in? What time zone is 5:00?

[twin geode]

Chat should I sleep or Brainstorm Update?

[barren estuary]

what if we kissed under the brain on the storm?

[zealous parrot]

But not in this universe, it's complicated it's cuz of timezones

[solemn crest]

IM SO EXCITED MY BRAIN IS GONNA STORM

[wispy crescent]

timezones = discovered 🤯

[young notch]

tree

[wispy crescent]

Hi

[distant raft]

i was looking for an answer to a question ive been asking for a significant amount of time

[young notch]

AMAZING

[solemn crest]

Phenomenal

[zealous parrot]

Ik what kinda guy u are

[solemn crest]

I need to go I can’t be laughing at this shit at work bro

[tulip bane]

green needle

[versed heart]

Ngl if this is a bunch of BS faces, then it might've been funnier if it used Terraria's Thunderstorm music

[bronze ice]

February 6th is almost finished for me ;-;

[warm forge]

when update is coming like what time

[tulip bane]

amazing

[young notch]

I am InstaFiz

[twin geode]

[zealous parrot]

What's that even mean

[subtle pagoda]

what do you hear

[subtle pagoda]

brainstorm green needle

[barren estuary]

anyway, why are we using a janemba pic for the time?

[zealous parrot]

Ohh

[fathom girder]

hey guys, I'm new to calamity and I made a world yesterday but I just saw that there was an update happening? I was just wondering when the update was gonna release and like. what time specifically like what timezone. is DoG's resprite gonna be in it or yharim maybe

[young notch]

I made a really cool FNF mod and I also do this

[mighty geyser]

imagine this rapidly flashing in a theater full of a bunch of transfixed people

[terse dew]

I'm new here, say hi

[mighty geyser]

big brother style

[tulip bane]

he da goat

[trail brook]

Hi

[mighty geyser]

hi

[subtle pagoda]

its feb 6th 2027

[young notch]

But today, I am Brainstorm at 23:00 UTC

[cerulean shoal]

I NEED this update bro

[wispy crescent]

got me for a good second there

[subtle pagoda]

also yeah yharim is coming

[terse dew]

You don't need it I think you just want it

😁

[young notch]

THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION

[carmine apex]

Yes, but for the most of community the whole world and time revolve around the USA xD

[main falcon]

TMinus 5 hours

[young notch]

Actually wait just put “brainstorm at 23:00 utc” in comic sans over that video

[carmine apex]

For them we are aliens from another planet :v

[tulip bane]

gork is this true

[azure oak]

post time and stop people from talking in here

[bronze ice]

This is just unfair for the half out of the world

[terse dew]

Nothing will happen in 4 hours

But something might happen in 5 hours

[pale silo]

But what about 5 hours

[full pier]

greeting from poland broski

[carmine apex]

I know, but tell them :/

[full pier]

update at 00

[cerulean shoal]

5 hours

[bronze ice]

https://klipy.com/gifs/new-tardis-mod

[trail brook]

So the brain is storming in 5 hours huh?

[main falcon]

Been playing Pvz fusion in the meantime

It's fun

[terse dew]

Gamers just prepare yourself for game breaking bugs

[barren estuary]

maybe

[terse dew]

🤩

[halcyon onyx]

new update release at 8pm to me, I'm currently at 3pm...so...CALAMITY TODAY

[raw pendant]

What time is the update relasing

[main falcon]

I think it deserves to be the calamity of pvz

[mighty geyser]

its just a bad time placement
ideally it would be somewhere around 12pm est, but you kind of have to choose between completely fucking over australia or completely fucking over china

[terse dew]

Something might happen

[raw pendant]

In a time zone

[tulip bane]

pinned

[subtle pagoda]

calamity replanted when

[barren estuary]

same here

[raw pendant]

That doesn't tell us shi

[mighty geyser]

wtf

wrong reply

??

[raw pendant]

That's not even in a timezone

[main falcon]

Tomzone

[wind stream]

Tomboy

[mighty geyser]

clearly not my fault it must be discord

[tulip bane]

tomwzone

[bronze ice]

That is 12:00 AM FOR ME!

[main falcon]

It's 8pm for me

[carmine apex]

me 2

[tulip bane]

23 utc

[bronze ice]

;-;

[trail brook]

9 pm for me

[dusty tinsel]

Calamity is never being released sorry

[bronze ice]

Same

[trail brook]

It will release in 2 pm

[bronze ice]

In 5 hours looks like

[wind stream]

Tmodloader 1.4.5 never getting released too 🥀

[dusk bronze]

17

[barren estuary]

is it true calamity is getting deleted in 5 hours?

[carmine apex]

Thanks, at leas everyone else can suffer like us

[marsh tiger]

6pm i see

[trail brook]

Where do you live

[terse dew]

Calamity mod for mobile? 2019? 😧

[bronze ice]

Italy

[trail brook]

Nice

[trail brook]

Me in Syria

[mighty geyser]

GRAHHH GIVE ME STICKER PERMS

[flint geyser]

update comes out when im at work bro

[mighty geyser]

i cant post calamitymod na telefonie 🥀

[halcyon onyx]

Who's john calamity? and why he's a calamity?

[tropic jolt]

when I log onto BRAINSTORM and all of my characters were replaced by evil brain pngs because merkalto secretly destroyed the update #evil

[dusty tinsel]

Take time off work

[tulip bane]

there is no brain in storm

[bronze ice]

Why do people keep saying "Nice" or "Cool" when I tell them that I am from italy? Is there something Idk?

[flint geyser]

yeah i might just tell them im sick

[terse dew]

The calamity mod situation is crazy...

[raw pendant]

Oh so big dog isn't a thing anymorw

[tulip bane]

polish💔

[main estuary]

green needle
🟢🪡

[raw pendant]

Are they just keeping the current sprite then

[novel granite]

|| || when?

[hazy furnace]

so green needle drops

[harsh meteor]

what if the storm...was in our brain....like a brainstorm of some sort...

[ripe bone]

I am Calamity Mod

[flint geyser]

green needle got cancelled

[halcyon onyx]

Is this john calamity?

[carmine apex]

Is there a problem, should i use THE WORD?

[full pier]

not the green needle

[atomic sundial]

I can't play till Sunday 😢

[main estuary]

green needle vs black knife

[novel granite]

I carried today's school test
A

[full pier]

real

[subtle pagoda]

jynxzi is going to play terraria holy shit

[hard copper]

when update? is it in 5 hours?

[novel granite]

Im John Septic skewer

[halcyon onyx]

Black knife? Like the theme of the roaring knight, AKA: Papyrus?

[pulsar cobalt]

no its in 6 hours now thanks a lot for asking

[main estuary]

no
im talking about the evil knife that inflicts the bubonic plague

[cosmic wharf]

never kys

[terse dew]

yeah

[hard copper]

black knife like elden ring

[halcyon onyx]

You mean the potential disease knife then?

[terse dew]

The brainstorm situation is crazy...

[trail brook]

That's the average response...but italy is cool you got alot of good foods and the language is peak🤌

[main estuary]

yeah

[flint geyser]

i cant play until class setups page gets updated

[harsh meteor]

italy is the pizza country yes?

[bronze ice]

And a fucked up goverment...

[flint geyser]

i need someone to tell me what weapons to use

[cosmic wharf]

italy's just a cool place, y'all got banger food

[terse dew]

Italy had a dark history....

[trail brook]

We don't talk about governments

[terse dew]

😕

[bronze ice]

Trust, Italy is good for tourism... not to live in it

[cosmic wharf]

that's everywhere tbh, to varying degrees at varying points in time

[glass maple]

How do i stop cal from updating i wanna play with addons

[native galleon]

this timezone tax is insane 1hr left on feb 6th for me 😭

[halcyon onyx]

Ravager rework will be released in the next decade, trust me, I come from the future

[trail brook]

Yeah that makes sense

[versed heart]

Truly, "This is the greatest drama explanation of All Time"

[polar tide]

Please keep the brainstorm images cominh i neeed entertainment for the next few hours

[flint geyser]

im able to play now bro thank you

[tulip bane]

LET ME SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE PICCOLO

[pale silo]

Oops I looked away again. It's gotten worse

[olive oasis]

Calamity update when?

[glass maple]

How do i stop cal from updating i wanna play with addons

[tulip bane]

<3

[tulip bane]

never

[main estuary]

what if stress pills were renamed to vicodin and they started playing the singaporean intro to house md when equipped

[hard copper]

where did you put all the pixels

[cosmic wharf]

well I'm American, so half of everywhere else in the world feels like an upscale to me 😭

[flint geyser]

also W rem

[tulip bane]

they will still work

[spare shard]

why rain armor?

[tulip bane]

HES THE GOAT

[halcyon onyx]

benadryl hits hard

[bronze ice]

Cant argue with that lol

[olive oasis]

👍

[flint geyser]

i agree, i wish celeste would have been brought in by now though

[tulip bane]

i eated them

[waxen birch]

is the update out?

[orchid forge]

Can someone give me a modlist that doesnt change too much i want it as normal as possible just qol

[tulip bane]

no

[carmine apex]

Yeah, Italy is a great country to visit as a tourist. Great food, beautiful architecture, and monuments. 10/10

[flint geyser]

check pins

[frail heath]

read. the. pins.

[strange thicket]

If you put Calamity and Infernum Will the update work?

[fathom girder]

update? what update?

there's no update

never was

[glass maple]

Somebody else just told me wotg, catalyst and wrath of the machines wouldnt work

[flint geyser]

yeah it got cancelled

[fathom girder]

calamity died like two years ago

[trail brook]

Meanwhile I am in Syria I have to deal with a bashar al assad for 14 years

[tulip bane]

REAL i dont know how venator won

[mighty geyser]

crazy? iw as crazy once

[cosmic wharf]

but yeah, gl over there. Hope y'all make it out of the fascism wave better than we will 😭😭😭

[terse dew]

cmt discourse bleeding into my update talk channel

😢

[mighty geyser]

they put me in a room

[olive oasis]

Calamity never exist

[mighty geyser]

a rubber room

[tulip bane]

i voted for celese second

[mighty geyser]

a rubber room with CALAMITY

[acoustic oriole]

green needle got delayed rip guys

[west trout]

I am so excited to play calamity tomorrow!

[mighty geyser]

and calamity makes me crazy

[spare shard]

why rain armor, does calamity give it a bonus?

[fathom girder]

quick make them all evil

[flint geyser]

i havent seen one soul talking about him and he gets picked before celeste

[subtle pagoda]

calamity died when fabsol left guys

[tulip bane]

thats calamitous

[main estuary]

you probably would be able to play with like fargos mutant, magic storage, and recipe browser

[tulip bane]

exatcly

[west trout]

What the fuck

[hard copper]

its getting reworked, 50% more rain per armor

[tulip bane]

i think so

[main estuary]

it got dragged out of a pit when he left

[orchid forge]

I heard fargos is op do you agree?

[flint geyser]

it rains faster

[sick dune]

would mods like alchemistnpc lite and things still work?

[tulip bane]

yea

[acoustic oriole]

think so

[halcyon onyx]

Hmm...outside of Infernum Old duke and Polterghast...who was the most BS infernum boss ya'll fighted?

[flint geyser]

if it doesnt really interact with calamity it will work

[tulip bane]

DOG in multiplayer

[rigid dew]

to be fair man, it couldve just gone in announcements. lmao

[carmine apex]

xDDDD +1

[main estuary]

it's pretty good
you only need 30 of potions and bait to just use them endlessly

[west trout]

So when in green needle uodate?

[tropic jolt]

⏰

[flint geyser]

its in the announcements just now

[cosmic wharf]

real af

[halcyon onyx]

I mean, infernum WASN'T made for multiplayer, so that explains the why

[tulip bane]

yes.

[trail brook]

You want it you needed it you have it

[tulip bane]

yea i know

[acoustic oriole]

Why is the update

[rigid dew]

I spoke too soon 😭

[terse dew]

1 billion dollars to ozzatron

[latent portal]

BRAINSTORM TODAY

[halcyon onyx]

obviously it is but also gives you good challenges

[fathom girder]

ANOTHER TRILLION TO OZZ

[west trout]

By the time i wake up tomorrow it will be here ig

[brazen slate]

brian storm ...

[flint geyser]

yeah lmao basically right as you said that they sent it

green needle ...

[polar tide]

Hi

[brazen slate]

hello carnymassacre

[young notch]

We did it guys

[cosmic wharf]

ANOTHER FIVE BILLION TO I- gets shot

[young notch]

We listened

[orchid forge]

I'll try without fargos for now thank you

[young notch]

It’s in announcements now

[acoustic oriole]

1 quantillion dollars to ozzatron

[tulip bane]

😭

[halcyon onyx]

it is compatible with calamity and wrath of the gods btw

[orchid forge]

What's the best calamity mod music thingy

[terse dew]

No music

😁

[tropic jolt]

eternal silence

[novel granite]

Is new superradiant slaughterer weapon coming?

[terse dew]

Set Volume to 0

for immersive gameplay

[orchid forge]

LMAO yall dont play with music on?

[halcyon onyx]

Yeah...recently I fought a legendary masodeath Avatar of emptiness with some friends...that monstrosity had around 1 billion HP somehow

[fierce nebula]

[tropic jolt]

already in the game

[main estuary]

superradiant slaughter is already out smh

[harsh meteor]

wotg is very unlikely fargos dlc only takes accountability for calamity

[hard copper]

yeah theyre also adding a new boss, the exo mechs

[tulip bane]

lol

[novel granite]

I mean its upgrade that replaces Magnomaly cannon

[halcyon onyx]

We shall see btw

[brazen slate]

you should get vanilla calamity mod music:)

[pulsar cobalt]

cant wait for the new ark reworks i love parry systems in games

[trail brook]

exo balls

[limpid grail]

man i heard they're replacing astrageldon with a new boss called astrum aureus this update

[naive ermine]

exotic mechs

[limpid grail]

i wonder if it'll be better

[main estuary]

y'all i heard they're reworking calamitas next update

[subtle pagoda]

i cant believe they're adding yharim so early what the fuck

[pulsar cobalt]

iban is my favourite artist and programmer i hope they stay with calamity forever

[main estuary]

it's gonna be awesome!

[pulsar cobalt]

[obsidian ginkgo]

will the class guide setup be updated? otherwise how can i know what new weapons/armors/accessories i can get from the update?

[fierce nebula]

Calamity 1.4?

[solemn crest]

They’re replacing astrageldon??!!!😡😡😡

[woeful yarrow]

How much this weapon valuable for pre evil boss

[harsh meteor]

yahrim is FINALLY getting added after 30 years!

[tulip bane]

LMAOOOOO

[novel granite]

I meant superradiant slaughterer upgrade 🙏💔🥀

[halcyon onyx]

What??? Hell naw, they aren't gonna replace my awesome star slime with whatever else is that Astrum aureus bum

[acoustic oriole]

NO WAY

[tropic jolt]

makes sense! astrageldon was just a reskin of another boss! now it will be unique!

[orchid forge]

where do i find this mix

[errant snow]

is there a way to visually know the mod is updated at all? im not used to tmod loader fully

[fierce nebula]

New icon

[trail brook]

You can't miss info and being a dev at the same time

[orchid forge]

god bless you

[errant snow]

oh sick thanks!

[full pier]

yessir

[tulip bane]

i think it will be in the mod description

[halcyon onyx]

Out of joke...the only thing I miss from astralgeldon is his theme

[fierce nebula]

This

[tulip bane]

chez

[halcyon onyx]

Rest...aureus clears, except in the theme

[polar tide]

More

[brazen slate]

man i forgot how scary calmain is you guys are crazy

[tropic jolt]

I cannot

[woeful yarrow]

.

[fierce nebula]

This is crazy

[polar tide]

Forge you have no idea

[brazen slate]

you are incorrect

[fierce nebula]

❌

🥀

[halcyon onyx]

nah, sorry, but I don't like aureus theme

[fierce nebula]

Literally the fucking opposite

🥀

[halcyon onyx]

yeah, it's cool...but I don't like it

[novel granite]

BoC

[fierce nebula]

Brainstorm

[cerulean remnant]

aight im gonna go eat dinner , yall keep the brainstorm images coming

[halcyon onyx]

OG astralgeldon was just a King slime but with teleportation and a lot of lasers spam 😭

[trail brook]

I ate dinner, it was tasty

[halcyon onyx]

yeah, aureus is mid but atleast is more...original? than that

[fierce nebula]

Yeah that’s why the theme is the only good part

[tulip bane]

yummers

[brazen slate]

your family will be cursed with three plagues, each one worse than the last

[fierce nebula]

Plaguebringer

[mighty geyser]

oh my god FINALLY #mod-announcements message

[halcyon onyx]

That's what I said! Astralgeldon best thing is his song

[mighty geyser]

also vcmm update.... 🙏

[fierce nebula]

Aureus best thing is its song

And its design

Not the fight though that part kind of stinks

[halcyon onyx]

Nah, I don't want

[halcyon onyx]

Ofc

[young notch]

We’re sorry it took this long

[woeful yarrow]

Ok

[cosmic wharf]

worst thing about aureus is that his legs don't fuckin move

[halcyon onyx]

Aureus for me has a better design and kinda...""""more original""" fight

[cosmic wharf]

why are they even there?

[woeful yarrow]

And my personal opinion

[limpid grail]

god forbid women do ANYTHING

:/

[woeful yarrow]

FUCK SKYBLOCK SEED

[halcyon onyx]

in the rest, astralgeldon is kinda better

[pure rivet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fierce nebula]

Problematic media

[mellow spade]

planning out the day to storm my brain in four and a half hours

[woeful yarrow]

Undertale mentioned

[trail brook]

yep i agree

[mellow spade]

[fierce nebula]

Check the fucking announcement

👍

[cyan marten]

when is 1.4.5 comming for calamity

[mellow spade]

why is this "welcome to the underground"

[fierce nebula]

Help!

[tribal isle]

brainstorm in less than three

[full pier]

how are your balls

[halcyon onyx]

Ngl...I think the worst hardmode bosses are Aureus and Ravager

[silent tiger]

So, brainstorm lauched?

[halcyon onyx]

Not bcz they are hard

[main estuary]

what is that healthbar

[fierce nebula]

For fucks sake

[halcyon onyx]

they are just...dissapointing

[mellow spade]

give us your balls

[main estuary]

4 hours and 40 minutes left

[full pier]

yes

[fierce nebula]

#mod-announcements 🫧 🐠

[full pier]

ayy

u know balls

[placid kite]

whens the update LOG coming out

[fierce nebula]

When the update comes out

[trail brook]

The more the update gets closer the more this pic is getting edited

[placid kite]

i doubt it D:

[fierce nebula]

The fuck do you mean you doubt it

It just is

[silent tiger]

Its going to lauch at 20:00 where i am

[lapis oak]

chat is moving so fucking fast

[tropic void]

mmmmm

releases in 2 am

delightful

[lapis oak]

I just watched a 30 minutes 😭

[placid kite]

Lucky you

[trail brook]

Same

[lapis oak]

why already so many messages

[dull heart]

hi kiri

[fierce nebula]

Brainstorm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pale silo]

#mod-announcements message i see they gave in

[harsh meteor]

the image is a reflection of a calamity fan's mental state

[mellow spade]

i only got into UT/DR a few months ago so I'm catching up on 10 years of fandom I missed out on to bide my time until deltarune chapter 5 releases

[trail brook]

Lmao

[lapis oak]

hiiiiii

[pale silo]

dw you missed out on the worse part of it

[mellow spade]

i know the reputation, it's always bad

[lapis oak]

👋

[full pier]

i mean give us your balls is vital knowledge in this fandom

[halcyon onyx]

If brainstorm name is bcz BOC rework...that would mean EOW update name would be called something like Intestinal reflux or what, I mean...worm who eats?

[mellow spade]

i'm currently in a "memorizing all of Spamton's dialogue" phase

[full pier]

you got your priorities straight

[viral dove]

we out here braining our storms

[mellow spade]

storming our brains

[halcyon onyx]

reduce our neurons

[halcyon onyx]

what 2/3 years without a major update does to a mtf:

[full pier]

fr

[tribal isle]

lowkenuinely everyone would love calamity mod more if we redesigned every boss but really its just a 4k ultra hd upscale

[halcyon onyx]

This isn't goozma fight 😭

[mellow spade]

calamity mod but the biomes are immersive
if i enter the sulphurous sea i have to take a bath in sulfuric acid

[tulip bane]

LMAOO

[rigid elbow]

guys just to be sure will i be able to play wotg right after the update comes out?

[brave star]

It’s braining time

[halcyon onyx]

Does that mean that if I enter Brimstone Crag, I have to burn down an entire city?

[uneven vale]

Ts is so funny

[mellow spade]

no it means your city gets burned down

[trail brook]

Not till wotg updates

[candid prism]

😾

[mellow spade]

Amidias rot comes for everyone + bonus cats and femboys

[halcyon onyx]

hope it is soon

[mellow spade]

and Yharim

there's a Yharim one in there

[trail brook]

Me too

[cloud moat]

Guys when is update??

[rigid elbow]

i mean whats the update gonna change?

[tulip bane]

i cant read

[mellow spade]

[tulip bane]

check pinned

[halcyon onyx]

even if WOTG is finished, they need to still release hotfixes

[pale silo]

me when i cant read annoucements

[halcyon onyx]

to not well...get the infernum fate

[tulip bane]

😭

[trail brook]

Cooool

[slender hatch]

I'm Yharim, I won't be in the new update.

[trim moat]

there is quite a brainful storm on the horizon

[mellow spade]

calamity mod players vs. reading comprehension

the true final boss

[tulip bane]

my brain is storming

[cunning sequoia]

1 dollar

[full pier]

WE ARE STORMING

LIKE BRAINS

[versed heart]

Storm? Just like the stuff that went through the US recently?

[trim moat]

1 DOLLAR?

[tribal isle]

why does he have a russian accent

[slender hatch]

my brain is trembling

[cunning sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/one-dollar-joel-joel-vinesauce-gif-4184531219646026444

[novel granite]

🧠🍃🍃🍃

[pale silo]

only have half a dollar this is so sad

[halcyon onyx]

That won't stop us, because none of us can read! We just use weapons that have lots of big numbers on them and look aura farming!

[full pier]

minos idunno

[versed heart]

Why not

[mellow spade]

big number > little number

big number = ooga booga

[polar tide]

carnymassacre

[mellow spade]

big number = damage

this is the mind of a calamity player

[trail brook]

To be fair,there are a lot of funny tooltips

[pale silo]

wand must suck

its a terrible weapon

has same stats as wand of sparking afterall

[mellow spade]

no because the true calamity player knows

[pale silo]

cant possibly be good for yharon tier

[mellow spade]

it's not the number on the weapon

it's the number on the DPS meter

[trim moat]

Attention all Calamity Mod gamers. Ozzatron is in trouble, and he needs YOUR help! If you can't pay him $23.00 UTC in UTC and later,

[young notch]

PFFF

[mellow spade]

tell Ozzatron I'm broke too, sorry

[pale silo]

@ ozzatron is this true

[cunning sequoia]

what's your WACKY calamity mod username?!

1. your social security number
2. the number on the back of

[mellow spade]

sending Ozzatron thoughts and prayers, best wishes, hopes and dreams, brains and storms, et cetera

[halcyon onyx]

Sword has big number
Don't care the other bad stats the weapon has
somehow solos all the bosses

[tropic jolt]

buy Clamcoin today to support calamity mod

[mellow spade]

this is how I justify my weapon choices

[mellow spade]

"but ender, rogue isn't viable on this boss" don't care. does 20,000 damage every time i click once.

[polar tide]

Guys the hotel is kicking us out and we need to raise 17000 usd to keep the con going

[cunning sequoia]

it doesnt matter how good or bad the class is, agenda will keep rogue alive

[spare shard]

correct me if I'm wrong, but most donor items were removed right?

[distant raft]

no

[cunning sequoia]

not most

only some

by request of the donors

[halcyon onyx]

ALSO DON'T FORGET THE AURA FARMING!

[trim moat]

dont mess with us calamity fans, we eat our greens and make sure to brush our teeth before bed

[hybrid needle]

what is donor items

[tulip bane]

WHAT

[mellow spade]

rogue does aura farm kinda hard

[halcyon onyx]

A calamity player that doesn't aura farm...isn't a true calamity fan

[latent portal]

that's false

[tulip bane]

fr

[distant raft]

items with the donorItem boolean set to true by default

[latent portal]

[mellow spade]

summoner and rogue aura farm pretty hard
melee has big-ass swords
wizards are cool

rangers are lame though, guns are stupid weapons. you just point and shoot, where's the fun in that? now rocket launchers on the other hand? those are fucking awesome

[latent portal]

that's true

[trail brook]

My highest boss attempts number was inf yharon took me 343

[mellow spade]

how do y'all PUT this shit together so FAST

[full pier]

man idunno

[latent portal]

damn

[trim moat]

sort of "no, youre not a sigma" esque

[latent portal]

my highest attemps were like 284

also for yharon tmelee lol

[tulip bane]

micorsoft paint

[novel granite]

Plaguebringer is too RNG imo

[halcyon onyx]

We are capable of using the most trash weapon only if it gives us a lot of aura fr fr

[tropic jolt]

red line of doom and despair

[pale silo]

isnt yharon the easiest boss to do with any weapon?

[trail brook]

with rouge and before yharon gets nerfed

[cunning sequoia]

Good news: Brainstorm at 23:00 UTC

[latent portal]

phospho gauntlet

[pale silo]

bad news: ozzatron will withhold it to anyone who doesnt se-

[halcyon onyx]

Yharon is just a glorified stat check

[turbid latch]

pepe? shee? fa?

[cerulean remnant]

I still don't know when brainstorm comes smh

[pale silo]

annoucements

[latent portal]

it literally says in the pins

[acoustic oriole]

please fabsol.. i need this.. my DoG is kinda homeless.. i live with my desert scourge.. i wanna get some auric tesla armor..

[trail brook]

wait i have a question did yharon got nerfed in the past 2 years?

[pale silo]

nope because theres been no updates

[ebon torrent]

guys can someone send me the meme about how i dont know the time of update

[fathom girder]

no

[lament wyvern]

is the long awaited ravager rework coming?

[halcyon onyx]

Nope

[ebon torrent]

but what if i dont know when is the update??

[distant raft]

coming eventually yeah

[halcyon onyx]

Unless they are keeping it in secret

[lament wyvern]

this stupid boss is pissing me off

[quick wyvern]

What i should do with my old character and world? Do i need to create a new world, since there is new dungeons?

[pale silo]

NOT 1.4.5

its 2.1 calamity

[ebon torrent]

thank you fellow deadlock enjoyer

[pale silo]

not tmod 1.4.5

[cunning sequoia]

if you wanna enjoy the new changes to the fullest, start a new playthrough

[tulip bane]

only new world gen but still 1.4.4

[tulip bane]

<3

[halcyon onyx]

Hope the eventual Yharon rework gives the big chicken nugget justice, so he stops being a stat check boss

[lament wyvern]

why'd they rework brain and not ravager is what im wondering

[mellow spade]

cuz it's called brainstorm

[pale silo]

because brain was in a worse state

[cunning sequoia]

because brain rework was already done

[quick wyvern]

So new world is required since there is some new world gen?

[mellow spade]

not ravagestorm

[tulip bane]

cause its called green needle

[cunning sequoia]

ravager will get his turn dont you worry

[pale silo]

also brainstorm name was made after brain was alr done

[mellow spade]

if it was called ravagestorm they would've reworked ravager

[halcyon onyx]

Bcz it's called brainstorm duh

[latent portal]

so when DoGstorm

[mellow spade]

ok what is green needle

[tulip bane]

not required but recomended

[halcyon onyx]

Next decade

[quick wyvern]

got it thanks

[latent portal]

[tulip bane]

yes

[mellow spade]

i'm only up to date with like 80% of the memes and brainrot

[lament wyvern]

ravager has been the same for so long nobody actually likes the guy

[tulip bane]

look it up

what do you hear

[latent portal]

i just like the song

[halcyon onyx]

Ravager is the "POTENTIAL MAN" of the late hard mode bosses lmao

[latent portal]

it will be post provi i think anyways

[harsh meteor]

ravager is just golem but different

[halcyon onyx]

Yeah

[faint silo]

is sunken sea being reworked tonight? or have i read wrong

[halcyon onyx]

Later this year

[mellow spade]

ah i see

[lament wyvern]

theres NO sunken sea

[latent portal]

later

[mellow spade]

i hear green needle

[trail brook]

My beloved punching bag

[turbid latch]

In four hours?

[latent portal]

THIS YEAR?!

[faint silo]

tragic, brain looks awesome tho alongside DOG

[halcyon onyx]

Sunken sea update are the friends we did in the way

[latent portal]

wait

i answered wrong

[mellow spade]

wrong response

[latent portal]

THIS YEAR?!

[cerulean remnant]

fuck it im opening premier pro

[mellow spade]

deadass I can't hear "brainstorm" i just hear "green needle"

[latent portal]

yeah that, my bad

[halcyon onyx]

Sunken sea update, AKA: 500. HUNDRED. DELAYS

[wicked edge]

I can only hear brainstorm because I owned the actual product it came from

[halcyon onyx]

Still, I prefer a delayed product than a rushed one

[latent portal]

there's no delay if there's no date for it

[tulip bane]

LMAOOO

[trail brook]

And iam using cracked terraria to play the update and nobody is gonna stop me muhehehe

[dense tiger]

guys do you know at which time will update come?

[tulip bane]

23utc

[halcyon onyx]

For me 8pm

[dense tiger]

thx

[tulip bane]

click pinned

you can see your time there

or in mod announcments

[flint geyser]

whoever thought including the fart in a balloon into the angel treads for the fargo/calamity dlc was a good idea is an idiot

[dense tiger]

oh didn`t noticed, thanks again

[pale silo]

thatd be the creator of fargos

[halcyon onyx]

John Fargo fault

[pale silo]

welcome to what soul of eternity does.

[flint geyser]

thanks John Fargo i love how my movement is completely messed up thanks to a fart in a jar

[tulip bane]

FOR REAL

[wicked edge]

Calamity users not reading pinned messages:

[halcyon onyx]

Do ya think the more accessories mod is for cowards or depend?

[pale silo]

cowards

[dull heart]

not just pins, the #mod-announcements too

[pale silo]

a real cal player would use 0 accessories

[trail brook]

Iam right now at 9:42 pm so iam in the future

[halcyon onyx]

And no armor

[pure ember]

bro when is calamity brainstorm releasing?????

[halcyon onyx]

And only using base bag gear

[lean relic]

Are you guys winning

[pale silo]

no

[tulip bane]

never

[unique warren]

This guy reminds me of the Deus child

[lean relic]

Okay seems not

[pale silo]

everyone is losing (their minds)

[cunning sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405614811500253306/1454181868285988980/waddling.gif

[tulip bane]

their brains

[full pier]

hey so

[tulip bane]

its a brainstorm

[unique warren]

Yes.

The Deus Child...

[pseudo vector]

i am i seeing collective insanity before my very eyes

[halcyon onyx]

I mean, I use it...but I only add around 4 extra slots and I only add one everytime I kill a very important boss

[full pier]

yes

[polar tide]

@wise bolt

[azure oak]

stain brorm

[pale silo]

its a look thats very familiar

and one that we will see again too

[wicked edge]

Sounds about right

[pure ember]

haahaha

[harsh meteor]

did this insanity start today or did it started when brainstorm was announced

[cunning sequoia]

deltarune tomorrow...

[wise bolt]

[polar tide]

Futures made of collective insanity

[pale silo]

yeah thats called demon heart and celestial onion

[unique warren]

The child...

[pale silo]

welcome to what balance is

[amber fern]

Use whatever mods you like. Its your game after all

[cunning sequoia]

shitling 🔥

[halcyon onyx]

Yeah

[full pier]

deltarune and and fraud tomorrow

[tulip bane]

fraud tommorow

[acoustic oriole]

calamity, the PROBABLY UPDATE

[amber fern]

I use stuff yall probably would hate. Do I care? Nopeee

[stray robin]

Holy shit 4:15 it’s so close

[flint geyser]

i just use the Wing slot and Shoe slot mods with no other extra

[halcyon onyx]

I mean...I only started to use it after multiplayer I did some months ago

[velvet bloom]

bro when is the update coming

[wise bolt]

shitling

[halcyon onyx]

The rest of years I played cal, I only did it with base slots lol

[stray robin]

4:15

[pale silo]

why even use boot mod? genuinely curious

[unique warren]

Sorry why do we kill this guy exactly?

[stray robin]

Oh my god this is peak

[amber fern]

Dude that shoe slot mod is so good lol. Love it

[pale silo]

i see no reason to actually use boot mod

[pale silo]

i understand wing

[stray robin]

@wise bolt we need your input

[full pier]

for shit and giggles

[flint geyser]

because i want to?

[pale silo]

hes an infected corpse

[dry whale]

what is this madness

[pale silo]

afaia

[amber fern]

Eh I mean think of non calamity playthroughs

[halcyon onyx]

And that's why I use the more whips mod!

[amber fern]

Having boots is just nice

[tulip bane]

LMAOOO

[pale silo]

yeah...and you use an accessory slot for em

[wicked edge]

Calalobotomy mod chat

[dry whale]

we dont

[harsh meteor]

because we are dumbfucks who like to mess with beings that are actually benefitting the universe just because

[polar tide]

Sitting in a waiting room rn and tried really fucking hard not to laugh at this but i couldnt

[dry whale]

he is freed after the battle, not killed

[halcyon onyx]

Mainly cuz we will never get official new cal whips

[stray robin]

LOL

[pale silo]

i always leave the top two slots open to only vertical mobility and horiz mobility

[flint geyser]

how do you understand a wing slot but not a shoe slot?? you use an accessory slot for wings as well

[pale silo]

double jumps, boots, wings, etc

[amber fern]

Yea i recently installed a few addon things for classes. Super nice for more choices overall.

Just dont know how well it'll work with calamity

[unique warren]

Oh the lore doc says this

[narrow spade]

where can i click pinned

[halcyon onyx]

I always use the last accessory slot for my boots...it feels...correct for me

[cunning sequoia]

it's an issue of the boss being like 3000 years old

[pale silo]

wing slot is far more well known to be a "must" (even then i dont like the use of it but eh)

[unique warren]

Oh that's peam

[cunning sequoia]

so there isnt an animation showing that it lives

[lean relic]

Are you on mobile

[wicked edge]

So in other words bro caught a cold and got mad

[pale silo]

boot slot is genuinely useless for a lot of the game. even on vanilla

[amber fern]

Or hear me out. You dont have the slots for boots. So you add a simple slot.

Crazy ik

[narrow spade]

zeebo

[unique warren]

So kind and joyous ❤️

[dull heart]

most addons tend to screw balance hard but not a huge

[velvet bloom]

what time is it now in america

[pale silo]

and why would you not have slots for your boots?

[stray robin]

Petition for tofu to just be the astrum deus you fight in the game

[wicked edge]

Newest boss

[pale silo]

thats user error atp

[wise bolt]

gets beaten to death 4 no reason

[unique warren]

That's a stretch, it's like, really fucking good in Pre-HM and for general exploration

[flint geyser]

how is it useless bro you almost always have some level of the hermes boots 😭

[halcyon onyx]

Last slot for boots, first slot for wings...I grew up with that order lol

[cunning sequoia]

its like bell beast

[amber fern]

The ones I have seem to not... seems mostly base game balanced but id need to check

[dull heart]

yeah that's fine as long as you're aware you're making the game easier

[cunning sequoia]

deus has zoomies and has to calm down

[pale silo]

ive been using none more and more tbh

[dull heart]

like calamity is balanced around only having the slots it has

[lean relic]

Boot slot
Potion Slot (Healing, Mana, Wormhole)
Wing Slot

How far we can go

[dull heart]

Community Slot

can't forget that

[pale silo]

in terms of vanilla, theyre great ab golem time then they fall off

same for cal

[thick talon]

shield slot

add a bug net slot

[amber fern]

Brother. Summoner class doesnt have slots if you want more summons

[cerulean remnant]

community's ass early game

[pale silo]

but lately ive been throwing boot slot out as early as post tron

[narrow spade]

Now im on pc where is pins button

[wise bolt]

the amount of ideas ive had that have likened deus to bell beast is kind of crazy

[pale silo]

no??

[dull heart]

not when it has a slot free for it

[thick talon]

add a slot just for hay please

[stray robin]

Potion slot?? Your inventory can NOT be that full

[pale silo]

theres easily enough?

[thick talon]

I’d like a hay slot

[unique warren]

This is generally little issue cause post-ML tracers are kinda nice

[molten cradle]

yo do yall know if there's gonna be a changelog that releases w the update at the same time? or does that usually come some time later

[dull heart]

about potion slot

[halcyon onyx]

Well, we can play as we desire...

[dull heart]

yeah

[pale silo]

theyre sadly very under powered rn

[dull heart]

i never said that was a problem

[thick talon]

“Potion slot” that’s called void bag

[stray robin]

Same time

[tropic jolt]

it will release around the same time as the update

[unique warren]

True, wait 4 hour

[pale silo]

yeah after that then t2 tracers will be great

[lean relic]

Wait isnt cal added Potion Slot am I right doze

[pale silo]

probably

[dull heart]

this will probably be a thing in calamity

yeah

[pale silo]

yeah potion slots are perfectly fine tbh

[dull heart]

specifically 2 potion slots that gives infinite of a potion

[unique warren]

I'd say the seraph tracers will still be good for Exo Mechs ngl

[pale silo]

theyre just extra inv slots

basically

[cunning sequoia]

its a good idea

[amber fern]

Terraria players hearing others use different mods for their enjoyment

shocked pikachu

[pale silo]

i just tap space

[narrow spade]

Thank you everyone, have everyone a great life
I've found pins button

[pale silo]

and i feel no difference

[cunning sequoia]

it also means we get deuslings

[unique warren]

Fair but also like, still

[narrow spade]

Change the world, my final message: goodbye

[halcyon onyx]

I mean, I use more accessory slot mod mainly due FARGO

[stray robin]

Deuslings sound so peak

[grave geyser]

and we're saying t3 food isnt reasonable because....

[pale silo]

me when i said "play however you like". i was just genuinely asking why use boot slot

i understand wing slot

[unique warren]

Is this little fuck actually in any way related to the big man or am I just deuspilled

[wise bolt]

i remember joking about having deus crash the weaver fight a la bell beast in roydev

[amber fern]

And I told you lol

[nova anvil]

So just making sure, fargos DLC will get updated aswell if i read correctly? so I don't screw up my modlist by having that installed with the new update 😂 sorry if this is a repeated question

[thick talon]

brainstorm coming out in 23 days!

[flint geyser]

its for the same reason you would use a wing slot bro just because you dont use boots the whole game doesnt mean other people dont

[high scaffold]

I wonder if akinator knows calamity

[halcyon onyx]

I think yeah

[wicked edge]

I just use Piggy bank + infinite at 30 for my potions

[pale silo]

it doesnt make sense to me is the problem

[grave geyser]

he does

[stray robin]

I’d love for deus to just turn into a humanoid figure after the fight and be a full on npc

[unique warren]

😭

[wise bolt]

sees u getting ur ass whooped. comes over to throw hands with weaver

[cunning sequoia]

akinator knows way more niche things than calamity lol

[amber fern]

The answer is quite literally "I dont have room for boots at times with other stuff I run"

[dull heart]

food isn't a potion smh

[fierce nebula]

❌

[wise bolt]

eh,

[nova anvil]

cool, will be a lot of fun

[polar tide]

Tofu would never fucking let this happen

[cunning sequoia]

deus fast travel 🗣️

[amber fern]

Idk how much simpler it can get

[dull heart]

yeah boot slot makes sense to use

[fierce nebula]

Worms are objectively better than humans

[tall mulch]

QUESTION PLS

[cunning sequoia]

ew no

[unique warren]

Bigass deus town pet

[dull heart]

same reason wing slot makes sense

[cunning sequoia]

deus npc but he's fully sized

[flint geyser]

its for the simple reason that some people use boots the whole game, i dont get how you dont understand that

[wise bolt]

tru

[pale silo]

wings are just better than boots overall is the main thing there

[stray robin]

It doesn’t have to be humanoid i didn’t mean to write that lmao

[tall mulch]

how does the new BoC rework works on infernum????????????

[pale silo]

wings literally override boots actually

[dull heart]

boots... boost wings

[pale silo]

yes

[fierce nebula]

It doesn’t

[stray robin]

It doesn’t

[polar tide]

Freudian slip?

[fierce nebula]

!!!

🫧 🐠

[dull heart]

no they don't

[pale silo]

but why use a slot when dont need to

[stray robin]

Whar

[tall mulch]

fuck

[halcyon onyx]

I think Draedon did war crimes bcz Yharim divorced him and started Dating Mutant/John fargo

[wise bolt]

there was the idea of town worms i jokingly brought up in dev but people seem pretty keen on it actuakky

which is oretty funny

[fierce nebula]

This should be added

Now

Delay brainstorm

[azure oak]

what kind of worms, earthworms?

[polar tide]

Youre the town worm to me

[flint geyser]

are you just ragebaiting or something

[wise bolt]

no. sometime

[dull heart]

boots are really good until post-ml specifically because they don't get overriden by wings

[stray robin]

Omg town worms sound amazing

[halcyon onyx]

DOG TOWN

[nova anvil]

I would prob stop playing infernum from now on, with it not gonna follow calamitys new development and changes to bosses

[wicked edge]

Are we deadass lmao

[wise bolt]

🥹

[lean relic]

Normal sized DoG pet in calval

[dull heart]

it's just that whichever is faster is used

[pale silo]

ive just never really found a use for em post golem minus fairy stat stick

[halcyon onyx]

No

[pale silo]

theyre just a slot wasted atp

[unique warren]

Yup, adds 0.7 seconds of flight time, which is actually pretty big when vanilla max is 3 seconds

[dull heart]

angel treads still make all post-golem wings noticably faster

[stray robin]

I wanna have lil goober astrum deus following me around after the fight

[dull heart]

and then 40 frames flight time, 10% flight time, accel

[wise bolt]

who gaafff about dog i want that dumb space puppy

[stray robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458428222061936652/1468706874504253563/worm_activity.gif

[amber fern]

Even afterwards can be good tho at times. Just for pure run speed for certain things you may need

[stray robin]

FUCK

[unique warren]

👆

[stray robin]

GOD DAMN IT

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336845782296297604/1468476587430248541/worm_activity.gif

[flint geyser]

"me no use this, i no get why other people would use"

holy dude

[dull heart]

run speed is overrated, flying is faster anyway

[brazen slate]

hello tofu user

[pale silo]

ima be real, i find the ground speed worse

[flint geyser]

some people just like running

[wise bolt]

fogre ❗️

[unique warren]

[dull heart]

just fly slightly off the ground and it's always faster than running

[flint geyser]

it isnt that hard to understand

[stray robin]

Like just having this follow you would be so peak

[pale silo]

slow ground speed i find far better then the fast ground speed

[dull heart]

but yes

[pale silo]

farrrr more control

[polar tide]

What is that

[brazen slate]

True !

[amber fern]

Tis why I said for like very specific cases lol

[dull heart]

you still can run

[polar tide]

Is that a fucking forge

[unique warren]

It's not even that fast bruh

Is he stupid?

[thick talon]

It’s like a vegan thing

[brazen slate]

wjar?

[acoustic oriole]

who even cares about movement, as a glass cannon build user i prefer to use a broom over anything else. i love having 40 defense by the endgame

[dull heart]

either way!! boots buff in 2.1 yippee

[full pier]

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