#calamity-update-talk
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Why is your cat the size of a bear
lovely creature
half maincoon
is it out
Mrrrrrpp
can ya'll release the update like 5 hours earlier we been waiting to play for months
oh i missed it
PINS
nah
😁
Yea but that shouldn't make him 7 foot tall
We cat posting?
i can cry in timezones now(it will 02:00 for me)
red yharim
Chud
he kitten in photo
I once had my phone notification sound set to the brain fart sound effect
Feels incredibly apt for what is going on in this chat
Would love to hear that rn
has this been discussed yet
Still a chubbs
yes
yea
k
doze showed it a while ago
If you place a piece of paper on the floor this chud will stand on it
oh you did the thing peak
so... is ark of the cosmos and his downgrades will no longer have parry mechanic?
This my cat
🫧 🐈
what
CALAMITY TODAY
Gentle young man who deserves yes
why would they remove that
every time its sent it gets greyer and greyer
For the brainstorm update we should allowed to equip the sandstorm in a bottom as a helmet
remove 1% saturation each time you post it
copies are monochrome
itll be monochrome in 5 minutes
sandstorm in a WHAT
can we eat sand in brainstorm
High of the Abysss poisoning
fuck you i was gonna say that
well fuck you BITCH
You heard me
you heard them
(he made the hole)
Very naughty
amazing
why so mean
v1 vs v2???
Two fat chips who they are magnetic to one another for some fuhin ass reason
cuz kiri a bitch its a proven fact
chill with the cats from now on tho ok thanks
t-t-terracotta?? 👉 👈
just dont spam images
I literally have this channel opened on both my phone and pc just so I can send edited pictures from my phone all the time
Ooo cat photos?
dedication
I mean it's false
He is green because he can be placed there
@pulsar cobalt think you can fool me?
I’m braining on my storm until I supreme calamitas
LMAO
tupid
Yes!
Confirm ass cat
She brain on my storm
Can't be placed here however
anyways if you dont download vcmm you all will be killed
If I fits, I sits
😇
TRUE
Alright bro

never say this again
bruh, embed failed
she be braining on my storm till i brimstone
Has the update been released yet?

You're fucking weird

there are minors in this discord. Chill out
One last car
Fr fr ong they needa watch themselves with the portrait update in 1.4.5
ok really chill with the cats
🤨
Shall do :3
Cute
It's catlamity
When is the update
or go post them in gen media
Pins
thats a good spot for cars
🫧 🦈
When is the update?
Carlamity
🫧 🐠
dude
read pins
More cat photos
cars can be parked everywhere though...(if you try hard enough)
BRAINSTORM
TODAY
yeah but there's a penalty if you do it at the wrong time

Slowmode today
everyone asks when, but no one asks how is the update
and right now is the wrong time
⛈️ 🧠 ⛈️ ⛈️ 🧠 🧠 ⛈️ ⛈️ 🧠
😁
ah true, i dont want a ticket
Cloud in a bottle
Damn embed fail
camo cat
They secretly added yharim this update trust me

It was revealed to me in a dream
okay but the cattening i think has chilled down the c(h)at a bit (for now)
could you imagine parking a car over the terminus
Alright this is very distracting
I need to do school work lmao
Bravo six going dark
69 dislikes is it ogre for Calamity Mod
gfb go brrr
something like vehicular wyrmslaughter
yes
I should go dislike it
at least it aint 67
Calamity update > homework
No
Yes
Go do your homework please
Ignore him
calamity update < getting today's work done
green needle
if you dont do your homework then the devs wont post the update!
why arent you orange
🙁
Green needle update
felt like being blue
Tyrant king be like: oh nah the terrarian got the "extreme overdose of flask of whatever" "better keep my ass out for the next years of my lifetime or I'm COOKED"
the incident
ooo story time?
26 bullet so sad 🥲
no i just like saying the incident without any further elaboration for the cause of random things
🫧 🐟
(i dont actually know what happened)
too evil to be admin
I LOVE VAGUEPOSTING
okay that is funny tbf
When is the goat Sir Nautilus coming?
Hey what time the update is coming out?
News about the calamity update even appeared in Telegram groups.

I hope halleys inferno becomes a legit flamethrower now
Will there be new achievements?
no
i was baited that its today yet it's legit at first second of 7th feb T_T
i wonder how unusable this chat is gonna be when 23 UTC finally rolls around and the mod takes a few minutes to get verified before its actually published on the browser
cal doesnt add any anyways
check pins
where do I check the pins?
why is the update coming? should i have prepared dinner for it?
probably quite
especially when steam decides to NOT work
Will cal add some one day?
It's coming because it's scheduled to release today/tomorrow
and take forever
upper right corner
no probably
I want achievement
no achievements
Maybe someone will make a mod where you can make custom achievements, who knows?
yea its rude to not give your guests anything to eat when they come over
You already can in tmodloader
ну у нас русских получается в 2 ночи субботы 
tml has custom achievement support now
Were they asking???? 😭
gg gice
Sick
damn, gotta go buy some stuff to cook then
I like how I can already tell this is complaining about 2am
change the blue text i thinks
They already knew
всм
no
I have no clue I can't speak Russian
and a crying emoji
no its 2am
2bm?
genuinely cant wait for the new update to come, what class yall think I should play as in the new playthrough?
Therefore they were sad about the update releasing at 2am for them
nahhh def 2pm (trust)
I might be "recognizing" the pattern too quick
Are they waiting for the Brainstorm update?
team mage
Don't lock to one class
pin changes depending on your timezone
just send it after every message and youll probably be fine
No
Any
@pine needle @tough yacht keep it English please
huh
why not?
is the final decision from calamity devs that the dog resprite is just dropped now? that’s how it sounded in the newsletter
could you explain that?
i will play ranger because i like ranger and i like sticking to one class
so you can play with every weapon
the first run tends to not be a "challenge" run
🐕
Correct
Y'know I was playing to do like another play through of calamity with "DLC"
the lock to one class thing is a challenge run thing
why would you actively prevent yourself from experiencing more of the update
i may be killed for saying my main class.... summoner
A) some gear is explicitly better multiclass
B) just use whatever looks cool at the tier so you get to try a bunch of stuff
Class Locking is just a challenge run thing
Man what the heck
use as much new content as you can~ in any class you want
I've already done all the classes
po moskovskomu?
Frick
well thats new to know
then use the stuff you didnt use in the next playthrough
that's always been the case
yes
because have you seen calamity craft trees?
and loop by that standard
where is calamity 2.1?
in pins
You usually don't want to use more than 1 class at a time
suki 4 utra
class locking is the tip of the iceberg
tomorrow
Remember to keep it English, fellas
but like, switch classes whenever you feel like
still counts as Russian
Even Yharim themselves is eager
thx
true?
like i forced myself to go ranger bow only
Can you make this image worse please
can you two try and keep it english? (or talk in dms)
you already have like 80% of the stuff
do not be bound by such pittiful things such as "classes"
use molten armor with summoner
become ungovernable
if only i didn`t need every single weapon to craft a new one
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING
It’s still missing the the nocturne dante sticker
you don't!
USE EVERYTHING
(without knowing said language)
bro is NOT the mod
i was just asking if its moscow time in the language that is easier for me, sorry for the inconvenience
pizdec, ne poigrau. zavtra na zavod ebashit
im stating what the mod said just above
He’s the GOAT
There's tons of items not in major trees
my chart is there use everything guys!!!
in which they were semi ignoring~
spit yo facts indeed
Pins
can we agree that tacticians trump card is either ass or im using it wrong
yeah. u is not the mod bro 😭
its fine~ just keep it a bit low end
dude it's been two times already that I've scolded someone off for talking Russian, stop it or I'm escalating
okay
I hate when some players just stick to one class and glaze it, while hating others
idrc what you think
true
anyway fuck mage 
Does anyone else like do classes with modded only? Thats how I usually go
/j
LMAO
I hate melee and summoner and mage and ranger
Every class sucks because I don't play Terraria
i stick with mage and fuck mage
Rogue is the only good class
/j
real but rogue is the best in everyones soul
nah ranger is :3
Ranger is not it
nah mage is
I'm going to pass away
don’t lump me into this bro my soul is my own
ranged best class
😭😭🤞
❌
classless is the best class actually
The only think i dislike with a passion is ||magic guns||
You have a point
i actually like trap damage more
paradoxical statement…
i like mage
funny book summons a hydrogen bomb
guns good
should i play on expert or master for the first time?
master
its a factual statement that is true in the context of calamity
Expert
depends on ur vanilla experience
sybau 🥀
Well yeah
Master death
Calamity today
omg calamity today yall
Or tomorrow
oop close
i beat vanilla on legendary

master is fine than
Master
calamity in 6 hours
everytime i see this pic its getting worse and worse
yup
that do be the point~
Thanks guys 🙌
6 hours? oh so for me it gonna be at 12 am, shiiii
oh right who was that person who said they wanted to shower in 30 mins?
we should kill silvaheart for the crimes she has commited within cut
Hey, moderators, you should very quickly update the Discord Join process and put that image in there for any new member lol
carny i think
yeah
whuh
shower time
go shower stinker
CALAMITY IN 6 HOURS (locally)
Antiseptic screwdriver
Boii we all playing brainstorm in our self made brainstorm playlist on loop boiii 😭👋🫲
anything but an actual screwdriver
plans changed we have NO FOOD so my FATHER is getting me BREAKFAST and after i eat BREAKFAST i will SHOWER
Boil gum
Why is the quality so ass
excuses smh
Mobile discord
Idk
Why are there elephant
i can smell your stink from all the way here
Bit crunch
elepants..
Oh so they actually gave a time today?
Address me
Yeah 👍 👍 👍 👍
when is the update coming out?
Oh
pins

im wondering how bad this pic gonna end up in 6 hours
Elden ring more like mid game
we should drop people who ask for a time in a giant pit
and watch them try to get out
it's gonna be deepfried
Well, thanks for the info I hope you all have fun too
may I ask the the time
its 5pm
what time tho
what would be a good magic weapon for anahita?
Mars
thanks
we should feed you 3 day blinding stew
The most normal question all day
stew that makes you blind for 3 days
and it's in the wrong channel 
jupiter
Well yeah
Venus
we should examine your brain waves
But I’ll take anything
saturn mage weapon
thats why its normal
shhhh
tryna balance out the weirdness
you're gonna find pictures of snakes and various other reptiles
Wooaahh
sog
🐍
Netherstotm pistol
bane of arthropods IV
how do u even spell that word
I never understood why this enchantment exists
ar thro pod
me neither
How's this for Deep fried
Ok so like
crunchier
Do yu REALLY hate spiders?
close enough
this is mine
No they’re silly and cute
Damn
🕷️
i love how you can barely tell this is here on discords default colour scheme
make it so it can gives somebody a seizure attack
incredible design tbh
hi reb
Spiders are never a problem in minecraft
well its for when ur friend turns every stone block into infested stone and then a trillion silverfish come out when u break a block
Hiii
expect the cave spiders
we should blow up reb i think

for science
am i tripping or did i see 3 day blinding stew when i scrolled back to the present
but why does it apply slowness
every arthropod dies in one hit to it anyway 😭
so I can use it
Yellow
because I HATE spiders in Minecraf
rlcraft playthrough?
you play rlcraft you dont count
This is a crazy calamity update oh my god

😔
Brainstorm Today❤️🩹
the police officer handcuffing me after shooting me 38 times
Update so big it added a third dimension
they say its called the end
The nether
Alright last one
Terraria copied Minecraft
6 hours left...
btw will this brainstorm update be compatible with catalyst & old god mods?
my eyes start to genuinely hurt looking at this bs
Something something spear
I know the update will break stuff like infernum but would it break calamity addons like calamity vanities or other mods that use resources like the whip addon?
Yeah don't worry lol I'm done
Infernum will work right after the update releases
That’s all I know of
Just imagine being new here, asking when the update drops, and getting flash-based fifty times

Cal vanities will function just fine
However, it's not recommended to play 2.1 with addons
might mess with the uh
the vision
I thought one of the devs said brainstorm would break infernum + infernum wouldnt allow the new stuff to generate
I like Vanities though it's cool.
Not brainstorm
if they did, they're wrong
It's probably the only addon that won't harm the vision.
actually i wanna have that experience
anyways, when does the update drop?
the update isnt out yet right?
✅
No
i just remembered it was today
And also VCMM
ty!!!
One update closer to yharim Soon ™
will brainstorm affect catalyst?
Brainstorm new funky mode is coming soon for the nintendo switch 2
I'm going rogue instead of ranger
What is this supposed to mean
Hm maybe i was just misunderstanding the messages then
devilish
#evil
?
turn the picture into an arg vhs monster
at what time is the update co ming out?
So they said probably around 6pm for the update?
Brainstorm new funky mode is coming soon for the nintendo switch 2
What’s the update gonna be for in Infernum?
DUMB question if I set up the server through steam and friend joins does it make him download my mods or no?
They confirmed earlier that it’ll keep working for updates to calamity that don’t re-tier bosses
what class will yall be playing?
I think i was mixing up something i saw of brainstorm messing up fargos and mixed it up with infernum
depends on timezone
Mage easily
pin says the timezone
rogue bc mage is ass
Mage bc rogue is ass
mage is actually getting a lot of love
melee or rogue
i love mage
what the fuck is going on
ass bc is rouge mage
Mage best class
Rogue sucks, but by god is it still better than mage (for now)
I'll do mage after first playthrough of rogue
All classes
theyll never make me hate you mage
Which is only so far as 2.1, because 2.2 has the major DS redesign
Bc is ass rogue mage
Brainstorm new funky mode is coming soon for the nintendo switch 2
Melee/Summoner players
Bettt I just gotta wait 5 hours fr
REAL
what happened to amidius
grrr,,,,
rogue is cool
GROK
grok, explode this guy
ELON MUSK GIVE ME 1 DOLLAR
accidental staff ping before the message got deleted
imbed fail
Your withdraw was successfully!
oops
I'm right though. Mage genuinely sucks, and so does Rogue, but one has better DPS, and its not the guy who needs his Mana.
computer, turn this guy into particulates and scatter him across the universe
Good ragebait
jarvis, storm his brain
Mage is top 0
Mage best class tho
Not even trying for ragebait here. I've done the math, I've ran the numbers
rogue is more interesting than a lot of classes so that makes it good in my book
You get it
Mage has terrible dps
All classes have shit dps
Thankfully they’re buffing mage a crap ton today so, I’ve never played mage but I’ll do it in this game
Rogue is the only good class according to me
The update
Help!
ppl who thinks mage sucks never played this class lmao
phantasmal fury:
Summoner/Endgame Rogue:
You got high dps?
Mage: i got hype moments and aura
They have shit dps
deadass best class
Wow. One good weapon
So is brainstorm already out? i dont see it in the mod list tho
I just wanna make sure but infernum will update shortly after brainstorms released so its compatable yes?
Source: Myself
No
Its not out
also shadowbolt staff
that thing fries providence
'rogue best class' mfs when i dont take the 1 broken weapon into account
I'm not even talking about the Scarlet Devil here
It’s unintelligible now
You need to ignore like 10 SS tiers, 30 S tiers, 50 A tiers
Did I not just show you a minute ago that its owner announced it will port instantly
competetive calamity
Hey, mods, please tell us if our heavily bitcrushed and brightened images might me dangerous for epileptic folk
I don't wanna hurt anyone
ill go back to playing melee lowkey
So basically, catalyst & old god are cooked, but infernum is fine?
I like to doule check things because i have some memory issues
Any idea when the update will drop today?
Jesus christ
Pins
My eyes 
It’s actually hurting my eyes now
Woe be upon ye
PINS
lightstorm
Also hi Executor
Is this the original image???
green needle update
Not even close
no 
needlestorm update
I don't have any proof... but I know something's wrong here.
When the evil spawns right on top of your npc houses 😌
i love when that happens 🥺
does it make sense to start playing Calamity now if there's an update tomorrow?
Play when it’s out
update today
esp in desert 🤤
wait for the update
thxxx
the world gen will be different'
embed fail💔
Alright, we're at 248575 members as of writing
Let's see how high this goes lmao
LMAO
hey guys mb does someone know exaclty when is the update out?
in 5 and a half hours
23 utc
jarvis, storm his brain
my biggest bad
collective brain damage
✅
im a little slow yk?
Dead chat
banned
🥀
omg it’s out
👍
Who up storming they brain
oh its the etoh person
Insanity
mods blow this guy up
i think there was a calamitas clone or scal resprite planned, is that still happening
When is the update coming out?
brother
scroll up like two seconds
oops
L
:(
FUCK
calclone will be resprited Eventually™
WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT
scal doesnt need a resprite
probably not
Hello there youngling
I am Anakin Vader
but the sprite is so low quality 😭
Thank you
How
?????????
its actually high
Calclone?
calzone
ELABORATE
Hey, I'm one of the people with the super bright images, please tell us if it gets to seizure-causing levels
rtdffhgdbsavdfvdfkjewosncdsnerjjnasdxbdrfhbgdmdsfekdkjdsnsdwehoiwqdiujhiuerfnrefewjol
too late
has the update released?

NOOOOOO
will the update be able to be installed directly in tmodloader?
What old sprite
pinned
if you're worried about that then maybe just dont post them at all
My phone is at max brightness fuck you
😁
<3
🙂
if it gets too bad im gonna start warning yall for spam
everyones asking when brainstorm but nobody is asking why its a brainstorm
i think it should be thinking space instead
Okey dokey, thank you
Don't wanna risk it
I was also just asking for the benefit of the group
will the update be able to be installed directly in tmodloader?
Stop talking about gd
Fuck that game
no it's releasing on limewire
Because it’s Brain and 2.1 DoG has a storm background
🦐
Grr
you neeed to have linux to download the update
damn thats kinda.. deadlocked from you
so the update is in 5:30 hrs
youre gonna need macos

rename DoG to storm of cthulhu

Dog of Cthulhu
Is shrimp in brainstorm
storm of brain
🫧 🦐
brain storm, i like that name
it this some kind of brainstorm
Shimp
is this some kind of.. brain storm?
ok i said that as a joke but storm of cthulhu sounds kinda cool
Green needle
there should be a post skeletron event where you fight 30 eye of ctulhus at once
new pillar event name?
The update contains all of the listed things 0-780 in #changelogs right? Or is that for sunken sea update?
You full, it has always been Amidias!
It's his 32nd alternative account!
They should name a new boss brain of Cthulhu
YOOO
Chat wait I’m stupid
Hi
sandwish
1.4.27 federally-undisclosed secret seed where there’s a new weather event that rains Moon Lord Legs
the devourer of footlongs?
Does anyone know what time the update releases today?
so beautiful
relogic insider info
Cthulhu's Tempest
devourer of sandwiches looks nice

?
green needle
hell torture
please calamity devs release the update now
brainstorm
ok really chill with the images
they’re starving and delerious
we dont need 4 people posting increasingly-blinding-amidias
also yeah that’s enough
What is 23:00 in normal time
I am going insane, please Prikki I NEED THISSS
I really want to sleep but the spelunker potions still on 💯💯💯 #grindhard #behard
👁️ 👁️
maybe
UTC is the standard time.
in 5 ½ hours
guys, is spiked monstrosity going to be nerfed since underground slimes that have spikes are a thing now?
6pm est
Hey, mines dark, not blinding
Thanks bro
Prikki you're a mod so therefore you are a dev, so you are responsible for this delay, prikki I need this
What the fuck
PFFFFF
Why’s it rotated???

XD
insanity
Needle of hope
why not?
green needle
when updat
Since underground slimes huh?
Also I love this
Mfs will do anything bruh😭😭
NAUTILUS???? 
biting you
i like how most people get the green needle reference
I’m Sir Nautilus! Accept my duel…
Brainstorm or green needle?
THE GOAT HIMSELF
:(
RAAAAA
depends on the one you want
embed fail

:?
mann not even i can
Please prikki I NEED THISSS
noone can

Image perms but no gif perms what
"Your weaponry is giving you an unfair advantage!! How is one supposed to train under these circumstances?!?"
when update?
yes XD
Soon
Team fortress 2
never
the storm is coming
i wish i was a baller
i wish i was a baller
is this image still up to date? i wanted to do a playthrough using only the reworked weapons when brainstorm drops.
BRAINSTORM
AT 23:00 UTC
AT UTC AND lATER
yes
i think
partially
when is half life 3 launching?
i assume theres like a few missed things
This just barely doesn’t break the rules
in 2020
Good meme
in 5:30 hours
in 5 hours all of his blood will explode and he'll brainstorm
Damn that's a lot.
say that again..
alr thanks
Plaguebringer Goliath if you can actually tell if she's spawning her minions or shooting projectiles:
Bro
got any more pixels?
Don't post it of no one asked
can all the changes be found somewhere or not yet ?
yes it's up to date
When it comes out
Bum?
Today
changelogs
Silence
Cool
do we deserve destruction
jesus
green needle at 23utc
is earth doomed
when updat
when update
LMAOO
Pardon me if I'm wrong. I know that DoG re-sprite isn't coming in the next update but does that mean the sprite is completely cancelled?
fr
my brain is trembling
yes
When does the update drop?
damn
is our green needling?
Unhinged
never
My brains are stimulating
😢
it was cancelled
someone puts an audio clip on this and then theres gonna be "2 billion brainstorms" shitpost video
this chat is slowly going to insanity
Are you being fr?
nope
update dropped on no?
yes
i think they are gonna add it in the next big upd
They stole my calm and peaceful off topic channel
i need my daily dose of dopamine update when
update NEVER
1000 brainstorms
Sadly yes. They simply can’t implement it without making his fight worse.
This yo master?😂🤞
😭
Every time someone asks, it gets delayed an extra minute
Today or tomorrow, it depends
Bruh
who IS HE?
I did not boot up tmod loader for nothing 😭
I'll be glad to have contributed at least one image
What's the brainstorm image like now
That's the goat
in 5 hours and 15 minutes
for every question about the update 1 minute is added to the wait
Will eternity still work with this new calamity mod
oh well, thanks for the response ♥️
Is this the actual time?
LMAOOO
does the update let you frot with the dye trader
yeah
yes
Ok
its in a minute trust
i wish
12 minutes*
What have you done
YOU HAVE MISSED
SO MUCH
Unfortunately
it has been destroyed
i think cyver is lying hiw name is in different color
May I deflower the goblin tinkerer if this update drops?
soon it will evolve into 4d
woah
I left to get some food
