#calamity-update-talk
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Unfortunate
omg I cant close the gif
Thank you goat
this shit is crazy lol
what time does update drop ?


@arctic cliff
14 hours
never woulda thought 1.5 would have more views than 2.0
og my god its almost 300k
green needle tomorrow
chill out chief
I love discord
BRAINSTORM TMR
In 13 hours and 53 minutes :3
BRAINSTORM TOMORROW 🧠 🧠 🧠 ⛈️ ⛈️ ⛈️ ⛈️
BELL BEAST SETTLE DOWN
BRAINSTORM TMR
🧠
green needle tomorrow
🧠 ⛈️ ⛈️ 🧠 🧠 ⛈️ 🧠
hurray
🟢 🪡
bell beetle
omg i love this
Imagine if this update adds a green needle weapon

omg 😭
astrum deus make this happen
I’m not going to fall for it discord
we need it
dog will finally be a decent boss to fight
You’re just going to embed fail me again

no more DoGshit
the masses love dumb sausage baby
I’ve always liked dog idk
Dumb sausage baby must be protected at all cost
My dumb chud son
I love him
that chud worm finally locks in
ya
Yeag
yea
It's dumb baby
hot dog time
no internal organs, no brain, all sausage
No need to complicate
Hot dog deus
chubby
I fear all my wishes have been answered in life i am no longer suicidal
LOL
Damn you discord load the image of cube bug!
damn you phone discord
Any corruption gang for brainfreeze patch???
Actually i should probably blame my ass connection
Chuddy buddy
Sausage deus fixed my life
Corruption worst biome in the game lowkey
nope i hate the acne holes in my world
dont do my goat like that..
crimson is so much better
I'll have to make my first crimson world in 9 years :(
🧠 🧊
crimson son or corruption daughter..
Astral update
But but but but why does it have so many holes :whygod:
yes crim son
acne
worm bro
worm with acne
😭
he don't use the holes bro
Corruption is just a part of a big ass worm with acne
Buttttttttt 🧠
true
guys is the brainstorm update released?
soon
Yeah

brain worms brain worms. worms in da brain
its out yesterday
It's live
munch munch
@arctic cliff
13 hours and 45 minutes
ty

-# 
damn that shit small as hell
Lil guy
amoeba
Cant wait to wiki how to make a target dummy again 🔥 🔥
Its uh
Its uhh
Hay
That the new worm boss?
And
who up stormin they brain
Update release?
no
good day everyone, when will Update 2.1 be released?
Ill forgor 
pretty soon I think
13:43 hours
oh my god we gotta nuke the channel
LOL
U wouldnt do that to sausage baby
there must be hundreds of them in here
guys. if the update doesn't drop at exactly 4 pm my time i will kill the Brain of Cthulhu Rework
Chat what’s your opinion on factory games /hj
it will be Me. it will be remade into Perforators.
Is that an OSRS reference?
the deilings have nested within cut. woes
Eight More Worm Bosses By Tommorrow or you're FIRED

Brain of cthulhu got rework?
scary.
Like papa's Burgeria? Pretty good
I have not a single clue what that game is icl😭

@wise bolt omg i absolutely love your banner
The factory must GROW
i do love the idea that (if they're added) noxus is just a bunch of worms
made it specifically to match my deco LOL
i just looked through the giga chart
supposed to go with a pfp too but my friend drew something that was just too good
HOLY SHIT
Yeah that sounds about right
its the funniest shit because Yes. Most Worm AI are not very Creative. Of Course the Evil Guy would use Worm AI
(I Say Most)
Yeah the pfp is amazing😭
this is what its supposed to be
REALLY FUNNY LOL
The cube lil nibbles omggg
we were talking about how a lot of gijinkas people design of cal bosses r just for sexual appeal or goon bait 🥹
wth
We dont talk about shimmered witch doctor
ravager rework
wdym I think thats factorio
is the boss finally not gonna be shitty?
shimmer witch doctor is cute i mean the bum ass white big tiddy anime girls people design because nobody knows what variety in character design is
Oh well that’s true
brainstorm for 50
Who needs variety when you have double K honkers
brainstorm in 1 dollar
on patreon right now
i gotta krill myshelf
I've seen the twink art on reddit when i checked it on 1.4.5 release day 
WHAT
Noo don’t you’re cool

😭
Release date: 6th. Look inside (pins): 7th.
you surely want to buy it ie ven though its releasing for free in like a few hours
its so bad im crine
six seven....?
LMFAOOO
timezone moment
Timezones: exists
lol
Nah Australia got it first, just entered hm
Early access for 5000 bucks
i like it when the gjinkas are real character designs
its cool when they do that
When 1.4.5?
my deus design going thru 50 million iterations because i cant settle on a design
Nobody knows. Not even modders
its been out for a while now man i think you're missing out
LOL
Dont rage bait them 😭
shoutouts to waweezer's gijinkas
fomo bait
no keep going 🍿
been a while since ive seen waweezers stuff
TRUE
I dont think they meant vanilla 
idrm much abt his desings but iirc they were cool
i see their stuff pop up sometimes
very distinct artstyle
he made a grass tile and then retired because he realized he didnt know why he applied

😭
lmfao
i brought him up in dev not too long ago he was inquiring about making merch/promo art for cal
FIRE
So was big dog scrapped
Saw those vids years ago
hes dead
shot and killed in the backstreets of new york
they killed him and took his money
but the current rework is still temporary apparently
i gotta finish my bum ass deus i still dont know what to do with him
Yeah
Technical troubles or just plays bad
There's still gonna be a way bigger rework later
I don’t think it technically counts as gijinkas but i love grandaloes stuff on twitter, they turn like genshin characters into the weapons and their weapons into the humans and its so peak
when will the 2.1.0 update be released?
The rework meant to come with that sprite hadn't even been coded yet
It wasn't intended to come anytime soon
where yo hand at
I've seen a conveyor slime yday and i personally think its a cool slime concept to go away from the usually hopping AI and just make it slide around on the ground 
YEAHH
The reasons it was scrapped is alot but
anthros & gijinkas or other stuff.. always rly cool when actual effort is put into it
calamity TODAY
Or is it? 
When will it be updated?
@arctic cliff
For me it's literally in 1 am lol
- General dissatisfaction of art team with the design
- The fact the original spriter for it retired without having finished the sprite and nobody in the art team could or wanted to attempt to finish it both due to not being able to make it look fitting (Diff artists, diff artstyles) and also the aforementioned fact they just didn't rly like the design to begin with
- It was fucking huge and because of that making an actually good fight with that sprite would've been Hard
ate it
Real and true
Tomorrow then 
ty !! still gotta touch him up though he's still missing some bits & bobs 
Evil
I’m so tired i read bobs as boobs i’m dead😭
12 and a half hours till update
LOL
I should sleep more i just realised sob i fucked my sleep schedule up again
13.5*
says who smh
Peak😭
Damn didn't even realise it wasn't finished it looked clean
Hello! I was wondering if there are any updates or estimated timelines for a Calamity update compatible with the latest Terraria version.
WHFERE R THE BOOBS GONNA GO hes a damn skeleton 💔
Phase 2 only had its head made
not body or tail

today
amoogoos
I think Tmodloader said less then 9 months
or wait no

them also basing it off the cover art for the music was a bad move
blind
Something about that just sounds funny lol

Fuck if i know😭
Imagine not being able to read
BAHAH

you know how it is
its ok
yea
i wouldve loved to sleep for longer but allergies are evil
mence :)
amogusmence
im always sleeping i got that iron deficiencee baby

tofu eat liver
sup guys, when will the update be available on Steam? (for tModLoader)
gros
@arctic cliff
@arctic cliff
bleehhh
When will cal include the dating sim content update
its just like beef but like more savoury
hmm
Iron deficiency sounds so weird to me because from what i understand one moment you could be alrigjt and the next you’re on the floor sleeping
Wasn't mentioned in the sunken sea letter
why are yall pinging overdone 😭
YES
Draeting already exists
i dont quite like someone being nicknamed that
YES THAT'S TOFU
Warframe's got it 
tofu falling asleep on call all the time
His nickname is "read the pins"
LMAO
He brought it upon himself
making use of bros wish
its so common that he has a designated Sleeping Chamber voice chanel
ykw fair enough
So if tofu just stops talking we know why😭
i have to lay back down after i stand up lest i black the fuck out, fall over and get concussed falling into a wall or other object
o7
🛌
i will suffer if that is what it takes to get the masses to read the pins
iron deficiency is so weird cause like theres so much iron lying around
Oh yeah that must be an awful feeling when it does happen
Eepy deus
just mine a couple extra?
just kill an iron golem bro
🙄
It somehow fits your pfp very well😭
uhhh something., j uhhhhh worm in the soil poking its head out of the dirt and then going back inside of soil uhhh something
i remember once clearing up and being just sprawled out on the floor like ??,?,??,,????,?
Damn
Has the update lauched?
HAMMER
that reminds me and its only tangentially related but being plural is interesting because one day i was in the bahtroom and i blinked and i was in bed
13 hours and 25 minutes
i do like to think deus sleeps a lot
From now?
Yes
a mimir
Am curious, what progression point is the M1 Garand at..?
I see
I've basically got a reflex to insta lie down with the amount of times it's happened, instead of seeing stars and eating the floor
I have a vague memory that it was e arly hardmode
PIIIING
but i have no idea how accurate that is
Plural?
aye aye c:
Real lmao
UEAH either i have to lay back down or crouch on the floor until it goes away
it might just be a mandela effect for all i know
thank you for the guesstimate tho
np
can't wait to read the full changelogs
theres5 got damn people in my head
Something something musket upgrade?
You sortaaa can
bites
he does this and passes out right after
cuz basically every changelog in #changelogs is
[scream
brainstorm stuff
What kind of rat is this?
except anything sunken sea related
hehe
It has to have a magazine mechanic and the reload ping HAS to be so loud you can hear it over everything else like 10x louder
fat
though iirc even besides that
there's some other changes too that aren't in the channel
omg I did it wrong
Is the update out yet?
Ohhh
release dates there
@arctic cliff
idk if i sent the whole thing here ever but theres an eyeball too in the deuling gif
I'm afraid of the abyss, it's dark and scary there, I hope there's no screamer there.
thnx lol
guys…
me and bro
the abyss is gonna be darker and scarier for now this update so uhh
where’s the..
have fun with that
da storm approacheth
Fulguration halberd
orio❗️
hi

How dark is that place going to end up being😭
Trying to find doze's cahnges but
when s the update? like is there a speciffic hour or anytime today
pinz
We need that tiny Astrum Deus in game as decoration
yeah i just noticed myself but ty guys
oooo.
so in other words abyss is way darker and has a horror game flashlight mechanic now
Tofu is now officially my favourite person in this server
have fun
calamity devs hate europeans

tofu is a top tier user its true

hes up there
why else would they release the update at midnight
No, I'm going to have a heart attack. I couldn't even get past Resident 3. I downloaded the game twice and didn't play for more than 20 minutes either time. The atmosphere scares me.
More like timezones suck ASS
You’re just below on my list :3
Throw bricks at john timezones
Bless you
thank u
goopnighy
REAL
isnt that goood
friday
Weekend starts tommorow
midnight
u have the whole night to play calamity
Nighty
someone should like calculate how many times per minute in the past ~24 hours that someone has asked when the update is coming out in here
Good night. See you on update day
56757567645753766997476757 ilion
From: #calamity-update-talk update
found!

A damn baratrum in a terrarium?
4752 brainstormillion
I am already terrfied and the video hasn’t even started
omg I cant waiiiit to explore abyss
im sorry but the server shows am/pm and these american times arel owkey confusing cuz why is 12 am after 11pm and why does 12am come before 1am so i think im reasonable to ask if its in 14h or not
Wow, it looks very atmospheric and cool.
also this means enemies that are supposed to ambush you like reaper sharks probably will actually be much more threatening at the whole Ambushing thing now 😭
what
ok earlygame rogue

the abyss will do wonders for my intense and really bad thalassophobia
12 pm is 12:00 and 12 am is 00:00 it’s relatively simple
America uses different time format
Even in developer mode, I'm afraid to teleport into the abyss.
I’m going to cry i can already tell😭
There's 12 hour and 24 hour formats
24 hour format is the goat
true

Military format is the goat
Real and true
0600
yea
No fuck that

isnt 12 hour format kinda like the imperical measurement system where its just worse in every way compared to the other more commonly used one but it just so happens to be used by some of the biggest countries in the wrold aka like usa
What class gets the most cool new stuff in the update?
military is making it more complex for no gain
6:00 is so much better than 0600
Isnt it strange how the military ppl say stuff like watch my 6 but then dont use 12 hour format
Everything but bri ish time@stray robin
ever think about that
wait no
Basically
Half past 10 anyone?
wait no

It’s 10:45 atm
my country uses it so its not a imperical system moment
cuz i dont fucking live in the usa
your country might be brainfarted i think
11:45 for me
I just say quater passed without the hour 🔥
I don't think time has imperial and metric yall 😭
unfortunately
Agghhh j want to sob react
They should know the hour!
it was a COMPARISON okay
wnen update 2.1?
I was just making fun of how bri ish ppl check time
an ANALOGY
hahaha
No but you can set it equivalent, which one sucks more LOL
pins
Idk what you mean by 2.1 but if you mean brainstorm it's today
in like a fe whours
13 hours and 14 minutes
😭 😭 😭
i wonder how big this update will be
well, brainstorm is 2.1
i dont keep up with update numbers bruh
update 2.2 is gonna be insane
ie dont know what a 2.1 is

is it brainstorm
biggest update in the mod's history
is it sunken sea
2.1 is live!

is it the evil monkey update
in terms of changelogs
2.1 volts?!
when is 3.4 releasing?
are u like serious or joking
no im serious
serious
joking
thats insane
in terms of overall changes, its the biggest
damn it
When we’re 85, it’s going to be the yharim update
lots of changes but nothing changes
kills ein with my laser eyes
So uh
😊
its also the first proper post-fabsol update
i mean there were like two befroe technically
unlimited updates but no updates
I die the second I beat yharim
Which class gets new stuff
but one was just the kill fabsol update with barely any changes besides that
it added like
3 things
Trailer should have mentioned it tbh
LOL
Every class basically
i absorb lasers
Check pins
and the other was just the kill shayy update with actually no changes otherwise
it was just a hotfix
yharim ins 1000 years
stop i have bad thalassophobia ts gonna give me a heart attack
please 🙏
do not kill me
We should turn earth into terra and recreate the cal lore by slaying the auric dragons and ascending to god hood
is htat lagriacus
Yeah but I mean like which one gets the most cool new stuff
While actively hunting yharim
Whats that
i dont think thats lagiacrus
classless
fear of the ocean
Guys, who knows how many hours the update will be released?
looks too ugly to be my baby
its ltierally lagriacus
Idk you can read up on that in a few hours when it releases
Pins
its photoshopped lagriacus
a?
check the pins.
@arctic cliff
this is lagriacus
yeah that guy
🤝
see the first one is adorable
W ragebait
Guys when will- 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥
leaks from 2.2 in game
I fear i’m probably going to die because i pet the wrong thing
no 2.2 is gonna have bulldrome
idc if lagia eats my arm id pet it
guys- 💥
him :)
I feel like lagia wouldn’t just eat your arm
naw
just get lagia as a monstie
thats all he gets
gg
any more and im turning him into a weapon after 15 mins
When destiny 2 x terraria
ride lagriacus into battle and take down the ottoman empire or something
😊
is there an estimate of what time the update's coming out? (utc)
Trust
How long until calamity 2.1?
Pins
Wonder if there'll be an elden ring inspired weapon in this update 🤔
ty
good thinking
Shoutout to this guy
Im getting light headed im going 💤 👋 👋 <3
they should add the serpent hunter to clamity
How many times have they said Pins at this point
ideally with its special effect
gn
Idk a bunch
😊
Others have probably said it more😭
Its gonna get worse in 2 hours 
Indeed
How feasible would it be to make a warframe in terraria
Giga range on all worm bosses
worm hunter 
That lowkey sounds hilarious
Which one?
and then leave everyone else to mod the places
in what way "a warframe in terraria"
Choose carefully
Exactly what it sounds like
w EU timing
A proper warframe entirely implemented in terraria
tragic
Alongside the Argon jokes, right?
i mean it doesnt seem that difficult i mean wulfrum armor has this type of functionality where u press a button to equip special armor doesnt it
i may need to bring back the ottoman empire for this one
why do otters need their own empire
its probably pretty plausible if not easy for a competent developer
i hope we get alot of summoner additions and reworks i love SUMMONER ITS MY FAVORITE CLASS I LOVE SUMMONER
🦦
Guys when update... Nah I'm joking
ive seen much crazier stuff
said noone ever
will brainstorm work on the master? Or do you need an expert
well its not just the othters
its the Otter Mans
said ME
I think they deserve their own empire
PIIIII- oh
you will be able to play master with brainstorm
Brainstorm 13
that you understand
Hm idk maybe like one for each class? For summoner maybe titania, melee kullervo, ranged harrow, mage idk like mag or uh nyx
Thanks
check the pins for a breakdown of how difficulties will work when brainstorm drops btw
🎵
Fair enough
mage defo ember
Vauban for like rogue
I dont think titania would count as a summoner here. Perhaps Khora or Voruna?
uriel
There’s a few very cool caster frames
SEPTIC SKEWER REWORK
Pirate Lord
there's a lot of text
Bloons TD6 Pirate Lord
yea
I mean voruna feels more like a melee frame than anything and well khora would fit
summoner is uriel
just scroll down till you see the pin about streamlining difficulties and read it
W change
uriel
What about the spider frame? I forgor the name
demon spider
I mean uriel makes like 3 summons but his kit mainly focuses on his other abilities no?
...
Oraxia
She would actually fit
Good point
Wow I never stayed up this late before...
Hello calamity fans on the other side of the world
so yeah this is why the brick guy is the best summon frame
his abilities focus on summons
1 is flight
2 heals self and summons
3 lowers targets defenses using summons
4 uses energy from summons based abilities to set everything ablaze
I’d actually go dante or ember for mage those fit much better than mag or nyx
Where would Wisp fit in?
I completely forgot😭
literally booknerd
More a ranged frame than anything ig
Just checked the release time.
War it is then.
Oh huh
Yk that fits😭
I mean yeah i know of his 3 summons
i hope they add calamity whips
would hoping for calamity whips for all progression stages be too much
He’s basically providence
Now which frame would be a best fit for rogue?
ash
Ash or vauban could be fun
wonder how many items will be added
If there is github link or something you could prolly see for yourself
I know this has been asked to high hell but what time? (... sorry )
@arctic cliff
Its your timezone
ok cheers
...
mb 😅
we where just talking about this
just realised

NOOO its doesnt realease till midnight 😭
yea... >: (
fr?????
Midnight isnt today!
For me that is
brainstorm can release right now for you if you so wish
simply pay 50
brainstorm 50
Thats true
Moscow is 2am release 7th
its definitely 100% worth it
💰
I'm sad
What the fuck
Nooo not my wallet!
fund ozzatron
i guess 6:00 means i have plenty of time to get a good modpack ready


why is he slender man
Do you have any information on when the update will be released?
Time?
Find my brainstorms
what do ya mean by that
@arctic cliff
LOOK AT THE PINED COMMENT
this is gonna happen all day huh
Yes
SQUIRREL STAFF REWORK!?
WOOOOOOOOO
Eu woke up
yep
It is gonna get worse 
MURASAMA DON'T HAVE REWORK
its like 10:09 in the uk
Bruh
Thinking I'll try death mode first to start off and refresh myself, then try out malice
It will stop lobbing the shots up close? 
Never done wotg so maybe after first playthrough
sorry in advance
ye i just found in the pins all the reworks and stuff
because some things shouldve stayed dead
Yeah but its just stat bloat and nothing else iirc
It's just death mode but harder lol
It's not old malice
And locked to legendary mode
Yep
its not old malice, its calamity's difficulty equivalent of legendary mode
It's not old malice
Is this update gonna change thrower/rogue? I see it in changes but not in this update but next
Probs should have a diff name maybe lol
What’s legendary mode
where did you look to the new reworks
so just use the for the worthy + death to acess it then?
Oh so it’s the messed up seed
Yeah naw I’m good
Any who
any1 know when is released?
When’s the update come out
not getfixedboi
For the worthy isnt messed up
Hahahahaha
PINED
Hahahah
btw when will the vanilla bosses ais changed like they are so much harder than usual
In pins a month ago
What times the update coming out???
What times the update coming out???
What times the update coming out???
What times the update coming out???

It says
Fr
ftw defo messed up bro
07.02 in 1am in my timezone 😭
Can someone put read pins in the channel name
btw when the vanilla bosses ais changed like they are so much harder than usual
Don’t worry just keep asking someone will answer
one attempt of skeletron prime was enough to nuke my entire arena
you are not fooling us bro...
btw when the vanilla bosses ais changed like they are so much harder than usual

btw when the vanilla bosses ais changed like they are so much harder than usual
someone answer me omg
👶
why did you feel the need to post that twice
thrice actually
so is malace just death + FTW?
That's a question? 😭

Yeah
neat
I think we could solve all these problems by just releasing the update now

Oh is legendary a specific seed? I thought you just clicked it
Thats true
i think we could solve all these problems by killing everyone
ok caltalk was kinda ass so im moving here
im objectively right
hi :)
when did vanilla bosses reworked
Kinda cringe!
i just started and
When calamity came out 27 years ago
I say we storm the calamity headquarters go for a Que de tat and get it out there
I say we kill everyone
king slime summons all jewels
Second
TRUE
frankly i think my proposal is much more appealing
Well it’s unanimous
sapphire ruby emerald
uh no
Kill 9 billion people
KILL EVERYONE
this is getting out of hand fast
lmoa
kill 7 billion people
and I'm gonna have some warm up before doing malice 
problem with that: i cant die
Calamity has extra difficulties that cahnge how bosses work. For Reasons ™ which i dont feel like xplaining they also have changes in vanilla difficulties but thats being changed with this update and vanilla boss difficulties will only be on calamity's own difficulties (revengeance, death)
We brain storm*
It is my right to shoot others if I am upset
Any anglers day1 killers surley not patched
hellstone anyone 
Update
calamity give spoilers on master mode pets and my life is yours
look they'll rez as the set bonus...




calamity give me aureus mount
12 hours 43 minutes until storming of brains
calamity give me AHHH HAHHH IT BURNS AHH
let me create my 
this specifically and other changes already public in the mod atm happened nearly 2 years ago in this update
https://calamitymod.wiki.gg/wiki/2.0.4.001
Calamity let aureus die add a new slime boss
true!
there is no aureus mount
-# 
calamity give me- woah guy did u see that
i mean there is already the pokemon ...

your words hold no weight
👀
anyways storm weaver pet :) calamitas light pet :)
I wonder how many new items r there gonna be
Is Update 2.1 already here?
Who here is john calamity
😊
love the bean...

in 13 hours
12 hours and 42 minutes
ozzatron
im cheese calamity though if that counts for anything becaue people call me that
Thank you
even though im not even a calamity developer
calamitas (real)
I mean that’s a fair assumption but isn’t there like someone more calamity than the owner
yeah
literally jane calamity
It’s actually tragic. My 8 hour shift starts an hour before the update comes out
there is
Cheese calamity is a peak nickname
Gonna cry
Cheese calamity is more calamity than ozz
SOUP OF CLAM
Oh?
sunkenseafood
i feel like by the time i take a break from calamity im gonna develop a calamitas headmate or sumn im being deadass
the 'tism
who what now

we'll have to fight to death for the position of calamitas unfortunately
its just how it is
Calamitas is a peak character i fear
:wormactivity:

i await your challenge
Yes
theres two of them?
mmyes
can i just be one of the bros?
its like some king of....calclone
Sunken Sea Overhaul unironically being the Sunken Cost Overhaul in the development cycle of calamity is both tragic and also fucking hilarious




