calamity-update-talk

[thick spire]

You know I've asked for personalized gif folders to sort everything and for mobile to be fixed, but nah.

[orchid finch]

Ain't Coke Australian

[polar tide]

i speak to tofu every day

[misty wren]

is tofu australian??

[polar tide]

yes

[royal rapids]

Is update droppimgg today?

[mellow stag]

yes

[still bluff]

the fuck

[polar tide]

no

[still bluff]

saldner

lies

and slander

[hushed hazel]

22 ish hours from now

[misty wren]

within the next 24 hours most likely

[orchid finch]

Fluffy is Australian now

[woeful yarrow]

The shittyest image editing I've ever seen

[misty wren]

i did say close enough

[grim pecan]

wait so you're not close to australia? you're far away?

like maybe in the UK?

[brittle finch]

after calamity updates should i create a new world? or continuing my world is fine

[still bluff]

sunny that's strike 3

idk what happens now

[woeful yarrow]

Unless you want the reworked draedon labs

[brittle finch]

aha alrigth!!

[orchid finch]

And the

Well

[flat folio]

I already fixed the six (6) errors created by Brainstorm so the patch release will be swift
Question is how long it'll take steam servers to get it out to everyone

[humble pivot]

when will the update release? could it be in 8 hours?

[hasty tangle]

[arctic cliff]

man where are ya'll coming from

[hasty tangle]

the bushes

[humble pivot]

🏳️

[pulsar cobalt]

TOFUS AUSTRALIAN?!?!?!

[polar tide]

yes

[arctic cliff]

well that explains things

[tropic jolt]

we lurk

[polar tide]

he osunds american but sometimes randomly the australian just takes over his body and the accent comes out and jumpscares everyone and hes always like "wait what"

[hard nymph]

[pseudo vector]

less than 24 hours until brainstorm..

[polar tide]

sludge time approaches

[hard hearth]

im sorry mr Tetanus Joe...

an impartial 3rd party has to confirm

[orchid finch]

That's two people already

[polar tide]

my 3 girlfriends and yes they smoke weed

[versed heart]

Make that 3

[hard hearth]

that's b

[cursive comet]

Is it possible to combine Calamity and The Stars Above?

[half lava]

yeah

[hard hearth]

yeah

is it gonna be balanced?

[half lava]

it's not well balanced

[hard hearth]

doubtful

but doable

[half lava]

but it'll work

[versed heart]

I imagine it's probably not the most balanced, but I don't see why you couldn't

[hard hearth]

would highly recommend at least having played both mods standalone before doing that tho

[half lava]

it makes specific weapons (maybe just the one) post yharon

[misty wren]

its 100% possible, in fact theres active compatibility in place on tsas side when mixing with calamity

[hushed hazel]

no........ discord-san would NEVER lie to me.............

SO not sugoi dude................

[wide wadi]

Guys brainstorm tomorrow

[brazen halo]

is there a set time for the release tomorrow?

[wide wadi]

[wide wadi]

Yeah 6

[brazen halo]

est?

[wide wadi]

In the morning

[orchid finch]

Pins

[wide wadi]

Better pull an all nighter

[misty wren]

..no

[dull heart]

evenint

[brazen halo]

Time zones tho

[misty wren]

pm is night

6 pm est

[dull heart]

pinned message has it

[brazen halo]

😥

[polar tide]

im not sure. does anyone here know?

[wide wadi]

Thought it was 6

[coral lotus]

can someone drop a countdown for the update :D

[wide wadi]

But I guesss it’s something else

[wide wadi]

10 hours and 270 mins

[misty wren]

thats... not how time works i think

[wide wadi]

[misty wren]

its around 21 hours atm

[coral lotus]

thanks

[wide wadi]

Ima just do all my homework tomorrow before the drop

[coral lotus]

for ur effort

[wide wadi]

3 engineering assignments

And a calculus homework

[polar tide]

i just dont know

[wide wadi]

Ez clap

[misty wren]

10 hours and 270 minutes is like a bit over 14 hours however im assuming you meant 10 hours and 27 minutes

[shut ridge]

He’s right

10 hours and 270 minutes

[coral lotus]

270 is 270

[wide wadi]

Yep make sure to do the conversion right

[stark quail]

dude i went on a gfb world and i killed like ONE slime and then king slime spawned 😭

this is a 1 in 200 chance

[iron reef]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-calamity-devourer-of-gods-terraria-calamity-our-brains-are-shrinking-gif-17744917565857080227

Embed failure

[eager rock]

will the summoner whip be in the Brainstorm update tomorrow?

[blazing field]

nah

[unique warren]

I am SUMMONERPHOBIC said John Calamity Dev

[mighty geyser]

what time is brainstorm releasing

[unique warren]

PINSSSS

[versed heart]

1.4.5 will probably clear out that summonerphobia

[unique warren]

PINSSS oh wait you’re joking

[mighty geyser]

im so devilish

[unique warren]

You’re malicious…

[mighty geyser]

this is what every youtube comment sectoin sounds like

[mighty geyser]

play my malice mode

[arctic cliff]

embed save

[versed heart]

You may be Malicious, but my Revenge will not include your Death

[iron reef]

This gif fits perfectly for the update

[versed heart]

Accurate

[unique warren]

Hems malicious, he’s delicious

[mighty geyser]

god i love this fucking gif

[mighty geyser]

Master Mode

[buoyant pulsar]

BRAINSTORM TOMORROWWWWWWWW

[arctic cliff]

tomorrow.

[sonic harness]

what is the exact time of the release?

like to the hour?

[mighty geyser]

idk

[hasty tangle]

[dull heart]

it's baffling me how many people don't think to even hit search

[boreal shore]

7am im waking up hopping straight on the games

[arctic cliff]

BRAINSTORM at <t:1770418800:f>
(This shows the exact intended time of release, which will update according to your timezone)

[sonic harness]

is there any new difficulty?

[misty wren]

new? no

[grave geyser]

malice

[misty wren]

new difficulty modes are not wanted

[frail owl]

literally at the start of tomorrow

[arctic cliff]

more accurate to say that the difficulties are getting overhauled

here

[hot wadi]

More so an overhaul of the system

[lyric trellis]

Death might as well be new because the current one does about 3 things

[mighty geyser]

is there any other fanbase thats Like This genuinely

[polar tide]

really been realizing how many people seemingly dont even try to look and see if their question(s) have been answered already somewhere else

[grave geyser]

clone provi analev deus

thats 4

[sonic harness]

so whats the new most difficult mode

Malice?

[frail owl]

fucking 6 am in the morning

[hot wadi]

It's kinda like how Fargo's does it, Expert gets Eternity while Master gets Masochist

[grave geyser]

the same one its always been

ftw death

which is now just called malice

[grim pecan]

scal brothers

[dusk bronze]

the hardest real difficulty is death

malice is a joke difficulty

but technically harder

[boreal shore]

bring back prepare to die and prepare to cry

[dusk bronze]

no

[hasty tangle]

keep in mind that those who do that dont say anything

[lyric trellis]

clone hardly counts tbh....

[hasty tangle]

its like a reverse survivorship bias

[grave geyser]

no it countss the most

[lyric trellis]

Lets be real only Provi counts

[polar tide]

[grave geyser]

true?

"oh you have to kill both worms" yeah and it does basically nothing to make the fight harder

[dull heart]

Skeletron feels pretty different

[hasty tangle]

yharon

[lyric trellis]

Are the helix lasers still death only

[dull heart]

4 hands is surprisingly big

[hasty tangle]

although in his case he actually does less

[grave geyser]

what even changes besides starting in sf2

[versed heart]

I agree

[hasty tangle]

he also skips subphase 4

[lyric trellis]

Just removes 2 subphases

[grave geyser]

ic

peak

[lyric trellis]

idr if it's tighter at all like malice was

[hasty tangle]

also scal's arena is a good bit smaller

[hasty tangle]

i think rev and death are the same size

byeah malice's was tiny

[grave geyser]

reminded me of ftw yharon
the funny

[tropic jolt]

I think deaths is slightly smaller

[lyric trellis]

Oh I meant the bullet hells since ik the arenas are the same

[hasty tangle]

oh

[wide wadi]

going to be playing master death tommar

[boreal shore]

i beat master death a while ago but it was before calamity added any master changes

yeah 3.5 years ago lol

jesus its been that long

[lyric trellis]

Good, better than when Cal did add changes to it

[mighty geyser]

✅

[buoyant pulsar]

hhehhe arms

[main estuary]

dude this could've been fire

[fathom girder]

bleh

the shading needs work

especially on the lower parts

[main estuary]

i see your point

it's like the moon lords spine

[fathom girder]

designwise it's interesting, but it feels like current providence but if she was anemic

[grave geyser]

unfortunately provi will never get a resprite because actually animating a sprite that large is hell

[mighty geyser]

almost like its a wip that never got finished

[fathom girder]

I can tell

lol

[polar tide]

nothing gets past this guy

[fathom girder]

I can see

EVERYTHING

[tropic jolt]

the noticer

[fathom girder]

noticing rn

[tropic jolt]

[craggy wagon]

i am not in the know. what is that

its gorgeous

[modest hull]

hello! sorry if this question is annoying, or if it has been stated somewhere else, but do we have a timezone when the update will be released? :B

[mighty geyser]

fanmade provi resprite by someone that hasnt talked in calart in a year

[fathom girder]

PINS

[mighty geyser]

😭

[fathom girder]

It's in the pins

[modest hull]

oh god sorry, thank you

[pallid leaf]

what time is the update dropping?

[fathom girder]

you are far from the first today lul

bro

[mighty geyser]

SOBBING

[modest hull]

i checked everywhere except pings, sorry ;o;

[junior obsidian]

is there an exact time the update is coming out

[fathom girder]

case in point

[mighty geyser]

the fucking hordes

[misty wren]

this was the last provi from thegelatum

[junior obsidian]

nvm

[buoyant pulsar]

hell yeah 🔥

[tropic jolt]

ourple

[fathom girder]

The crystals are very

very well done

I'll say that about both of the fan sprites

[grave geyser]

provi but she got the rav treatment

[fathom girder]

provi but they sawed her legs off

[tropic jolt]

provi if she used sharpening station

[misty wren]

and this was the last day version they posted afaik

[slate folio]

sick wings

holy shit dude

[fathom girder]

why is she just MOON LORD 2

the bottom gives me conniptions

[mighty geyser]

what the fuck does this mean

[slate folio]

sun lord

[tropic jolt]

those little twigs must be very good for walking in the current sprite

[mighty geyser]

oh no she doesnt have legs??

[tropic jolt]

😭

[craggy wagon]

i never realized how good provi looks with bits of green

[misty wren]

its also like

not super noticeable ingame

[fathom girder]

That's fair

easier to miss minor details when it's moving at mach chicken

[craggy wagon]

to be fair, imperfect ascension. she's not gonna have a flawless transition into godhood

[misty wren]

in moon lord its more noticeable because moon lords body is basically just a static png that follows you around

[dusk bronze]

i don't think perfect or imperfect ascension affects what you'll look like

[misty wren]

providence is not only moving but also rotating

[fathom girder]

she's jukin' and jivin'

[frail tapir]

Is the update out?

[frail tapir]

Holy moly that providence looks awesome

[vivid hemlock]

check the pins

[craggy wagon]

come back in about 21 and a half hours!

[olive kernel]

the year is 2021, a new cal trailer just dropped, people are still asking questions that can be answered by looking at pins

the year is 2026, a new cal trailer just dropped, people are still asking questions that can be answered by looking at pins

[craggy wagon]

some things will never change

[wind niche]

damn, 11pm

[deft lily]

it ain't a big deal imo

[slate folio]

Calamity tomorrow

[deft lily]

just a minor inconvenience at the end of the day

[slate folio]

everyone repeat with me

calamity tomorrow

🔥

[dusk bronze]

calamity tomorrow

[deft lily]

calamity yesterday

[slate folio]

❌

[half lava]

calamity

[nova gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[slate folio]

calamity in 3 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS

[dusk bronze]

✅

[slate folio]

embed failure

[half lava]

calamity in 17

[nova gyro]

can you believe it guys?

[frail tapir]

Alr then I am gonna be back in 17 hours later

[slate folio]

calamity in 17 fargohours

[golden patrol]

hey what exactly is in brainstorm?

like does this add the dog and slime gods resprites weve been waiting years for and new armors and allat or is it just BoC bein different

[hasty tangle]

dog resprite got scrapped

check pins for time

[golden patrol]

it looks cool but i do understand

i mean a worm boss that is super fucking massive would be AWESOME

especially for the most iconic modded worm boss ever

but i do get it

cuz worm is ment to be fast long boi

and large does not equal fast long boi

[golden patrol]

cant seem to locate...

[buoyant pulsar]

hooooly shit

[golden patrol]

what is this

its prov ik but like

what for

[mighty geyser]

fanmade provi sprite abandoned in 2024

[golden patrol]

i love when people cook the second coming of christ and just say "meh"

[buoyant pulsar]

change the name of the channel to read pins

[fathom girder]

They put her on a diet

[mighty geyser]

when the resprite changes the design

[pearl sentinel]

the bottom becomes the spear of longinus

[fathom girder]

when the resprite is dookie

[golden patrol]

also what the fuck is providence even

[half lava]

rocks

[golden patrol]

i thought for the longest time they were just holding blades with their arms crossed or smth

[mighty geyser]

i must not give in to bait

[fathom girder]

that sprite reeks of moon lord

you WILL fall for the bait

I will be the one to do it

[mighty geyser]

frothing at the mouth rn

[golden patrol]

watching 5 hour calamity playthroughs through my ps3 in 240p didnt allow for a good viewing experience

[pearl sentinel]

think about siphinophores

[golden patrol]

"new"
"auric"
huh

[fathom girder]

Auric is unrelated

[golden patrol]

donator ahh beat???

[fathom girder]

That's a- yeah

Patreon thing

[half lava]

i wasnt in the discord til i started being a patron

[golden patrol]

oh alr let me hed over there

where the patreon a

t

[half lava]

main website

[fathom girder]

It should be in #server-announcements

There'll be a link to it there

I was

wrong

It's in #mod-announcements lole

[mighty geyser]

#info

[fathom girder]

or there

[golden patrol]

would it be funny if i lowkirkuenly donated 2 grand

[fathom girder]

idk if THAT'S necessary

[golden patrol]

and let them froth at the mouth over it

[buoyant pulsar]

this bait is mid its objectively good

[golden patrol]

all in all they deserve it

[fathom girder]

yeah but

you need money too

[buoyant pulsar]

everything can be improved, and it would be a nightmare to animate

[half lava]

[buoyant pulsar]

but its still a good sprite

[fathom girder]

it's 5/10 at most I think

[golden patrol]

name one mod for any game that actually shows up when you type the name and not the game its modded on

like if i type in "calamity" into google i get this

isnt that kinda crazy when you think about it??

[mighty geyser]

anything with a distinctive name

[half lava]

yeah

[pearl sentinel]

i think if i type orespawn into google it'll probably give me the mod yeah

[golden patrol]

its not really distinctive

[tropic jolt]

top mod for top 10 game of all time

[halcyon seal]

this aint hard

[golden patrol]

calamity is a fairly common english word

[golden patrol]

minecraft doesnt count cuz its the biggest thing ever

its like typing in "the last supper" and get suprised when its about jesus

[tropic jolt]

so is terraria...

[halcyon seal]

and terraria is a top 10 best selling game of all time

might be top 5 by now

[pearl sentinel]

true?

[icy leaf]

Has the update of the calamity been released?

[golden patrol]

im one of those fans who begin foaming at the mouth like a rabid animal when i hear someone use the daytime theme in the intro of their smlwiki video essay as bg music

[buoyant pulsar]

its like objectively better than the current one

[mighty geyser]

sigh

[jagged cliff]

Yes it has been released 24 hours from now

[fathom girder]

it's a cup of mid and a teaspoon of interesting

[mighty geyser]

give it up

[tropic jolt]

are we experts in the art of spriting

[fathom girder]

no

lole

[golden patrol]

but its lowkey just well made and the creator is talented no matter what you say so lets leave it at that

[pearl sentinel]

octo you must become ze

zen

[rose laurel]

Motherfuckers when they find something they don't like

[fathom girder]

WE SHALL BATTLE

[rose laurel]

(They will annoy everyone else who does)

[fathom girder]

I found ONE SMALL DETAIL I DON'T LIKE

therefore

YOU ALL ARE WRONG

[golden patrol]

nvm doesnt make a dent ig

didnt know calamity was making such bank!

[fathom girder]

most popular mod will do that

[halcyon seal]

most popular mod and the devs get like $80 a month each i think

thats kinda crazy

[golden patrol]

cough cough purchased 300000 draedon plushies cough cough sneeze

[golden patrol]

mm... minimum wage in florida...

[jagged cliff]

less than minimum wage btw

okay closer

[tropic jolt]

previously $0 per month

[halcyon seal]

florida minimum wage is $14

[pearl sentinel]

hi laura

[halcyon seal]

$11 with tips

[golden patrol]

per nano decade (month)

[rose laurel]

Hiyo

[halcyon seal]

ok i got curious and a nanodecade is about 0.3 seconds

[pearl sentinel]

👋

[half lava]

Right

[golden patrol]

Not for me

[normal oxide]

Hello people, please tell me, has the update been released yet?

[half lava]

no

[golden patrol]

Creating a new dialect of English that turns every English word into a quirky phrase

[amber fern]

When update?

||this is for the bit, dont bite off my head lads||

[arctic cliff]

ARE

[hasty tangle]

this chat will be pretty much unusable when that happens

[arctic cliff]

ARE WE BEING BAITED? BY A MASS OF INVADERS?

[golden patrol]

When free insulin for diabetics?

[tropic jolt]

george orwell did this I think

[amber fern]

Read the hidden text

[fathom girder]

is brainstorm gonna be released on 1.4.5

[arctic cliff]

I READ

i have reading comprehension

[amber fern]

Troll successful

[arctic cliff]

i also have
DISCORD comprehension

[amber fern]

Crashout detected :3

[jagged cliff]

Nietzsche spoke of this I think

[fierce nebula]

✅

[mighty geyser]

is dog resprite in branistorm

[arctic cliff]

first rule of ragebaiting: do not admit that you are baiting

[fierce nebula]

✅

[mighty geyser]

thank god

[jagged cliff]

Yes he will be 100000% larger

[arctic cliff]

you must continue the bait for as long as you can feasibly can

[amber fern]

Nah thats just boring

[tropic jolt]

yes!!!!

[mighty geyser]

correct opinion

[tropic jolt]

yahrim is releasing in 22 fargoseconds

[arctic cliff]

then you wont get the most entertainment

remember, baiting is about getting off people getting mad

[fierce nebula]

Is that when 1.4.7 comes out

[tropic jolt]

on the new 1.4.6 update!

[deft lily]

burp

sorry excuse me

[arctic cliff]

anyhow, have a lollipop

🍭

[deft lily]

mine

[fierce nebula]

Propeller hat lollipop

[tropic jolt]

licks

[golden patrol]

I dont think they have "foot" as "ground interface"

[limber wren]

Oh yeah baby

We are so going to play 2.1 at 12:00am

[hot eagle]

is there any specified time for the update

[jagged cliff]

sorry but it releases at around 6 pm est

I think

[tropic jolt]

[deft lily]

check pins

[severe latch]

dropping 2sec from now actually

[limber wren]

Damn

[hot eagle]

thanks

[tropic jolt]

changelogs tomorrow I think 🤔

[severe latch]

5pm what timezone tho

[deft lily]

est

[tropic jolt]

the pinned message converts itself to your timezone

[deft lily]

^

[finite raven]

Hello, what time will 2.1 be released?

[severe latch]

oh it does

lol oops

[tropic jolt]

[jagged cliff]

where even are the pins?

[severe latch]

5 cst actually

[severe latch]

u on mobile?

[jagged cliff]

No I just don't use discord that much

[severe latch]

oh gotcha

[deft lily]

top right corner of ur screen

[severe latch]

i can’t screenshot but there’s a pin button near top of the screen

ye

[deft lily]

little thumb tac looking icon

[tropic jolt]

on pc its in the top right its a button like this: 📌

[jagged cliff]

I see it

Thanks

[deft lily]

yw

[jagged cliff]

Also I think 6pm est converts to 5 pm cst

[deft lily]

correct

[distant raft]

ermmmmmmmm when update???????

update now????? on 1.4.5???????

[fierce nebula]

Murasama

[kind aurora]

1.4.5 tmodloader isnt out yet, right?

[fierce nebula]

No

[misty wren]

it wont be for a while

[fierce nebula]

But 1.4.6 is

🎉

[distant raft]

aw man i hate that version

[stray jackal]

releases on 30th february (probably)

[distant raft]

the gloomborf fight they added sucks its just a circle simulator

[fleet agate]

what

where did you pull that out from

[fierce nebula]

Erm that’s every terraria boss 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

[hollow field]

GUYS WHEN IS THE UPDATE?

[distant raft]

and he's required for progression too

[stray jackal]

source: trust me

[hollow field]

oh

mb all!

[fierce nebula]

🫧 🐠

[deft lily]

erm axctually
the true release date is june 2nd 2026-

🤓

[hollow field]

*die

[deft lily]

D:

[hollow field]

😔

[bright tiger]

I hate the American month year day thingy so much.

[distant raft]

RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE KILLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deft lily]

/j

[distant raft]

/srs

[deft lily]

-# okay probably shouldn't say that

[tropic jolt]

🦅🦅🦅🦅you dont have enough FREEDOM

[deft lily]

im already on thin ice

[tropic jolt]

gulp

[distant raft]

i think i will never get warned because i am a model citizen

[deft lily]

well yeah
ur woke
ur lesbian
and ur jesus

[tropic jolt]

I think all it would take is somebody arguing a little too passionately about which weapon kills which boss the fastest

🙂‍↕️

[deft lily]

so the average day in cmt?

okay

[tropic jolt]

more like cat

[fathom girder]

you guys go to cmt?

[tropic jolt]

🐱

[deft lily]

i hardly talk in there

[tropic jolt]

cmt might as well just be general chat they talk about anything

[fathom girder]

tbf

[deft lily]

this chat might as well just be general chat we talk about anything

[fathom girder]

There's not much left for them to chat about calamity related

it's been the same mid content for years lol

[tropic jolt]

👴

[jagged cliff]

what about the devourer of good resprite

[fathom girder]

Not happening

[deft lily]

LMAO

devourer of good

[jagged cliff]

lets keep talking about it though

[bright tiger]

Just killed a weird lady with a knife.

[fathom girder]

why...

[tropic jolt]

thats cool but you should probably go home and launch terraria now

[fathom girder]

why to both of those actually

I love Terraria

I spawn in

kill a man

launch terraria

[summer shore]

Brainstorm 19 hours

[tropic jolt]

killing is bad!

[fathom girder]

take a shit

[bright tiger]

No.

[fathom girder]

get outta bed

[ivory lark]

all the donations go toward paying developers for developing calamity and/or helping calamity exist, so if u do have 2k liquid then it would be appreciated

[tropic jolt]

ive never gotten to hardmode because I refuse to kill the guide

[ivory lark]

only if u rlly do have 2k liquid tho

[tropic jolt]

hes too precious

[ivory lark]

millionaire in chat

[deft lily]

ill do you one better
what if i donated 10k

[ivory lark]

do u have 10k

[tropic jolt]

responsible financial decisions are occuring

[deft lily]

exactly

[deft lily]

unironically yes

(im being semi-serious)

[jagged cliff]

i wouldn't do that personally since that's a lot of money

[polar tide]

if you have 10k then give it to me so i can get top surgery

[bright tiger]

Dude is a billionaire.

A millionaire even.

[ivory lark]

if you wish to donate a large sum then it would, again, go toward making calamity faster directly by paying developers. 10k is kinda like recovering from a surgery money tho

[deft lily]

🤔

[tropic jolt]

umbara never specified what currency the 10k was in

[jagged cliff]

pesos

[deft lily]

[half lava]

rubles

[jagged cliff]

still a lot of money

[deft lily]

nah its in USD

[ivory lark]

you should also consider giving alex top surgery money tho

[deft lily]

mayhaps

[jagged cliff]

who is alex

[polar tide]

#fact

[deft lily]

this person

[polar tide]

i dont know

[half lava]

i had money for auric cause i get social security money monthly

[jagged cliff]

retirement money for calamity mod

[half lava]

literally yes

it was my dad's

[safe ruin]

Is the new update out yet??? I live in NZ so it's 4:30pm on the 6th n err yeah

[jagged cliff]

check pin

[ivory lark]

check da pins

[safe ruin]

Oh ok thx

[jagged cliff]

for me it comes out at 3:00 pm

[deft lily]

🤔

okay

going to donate 2k instead

[golden patrol]

i often wonder what i would do if i became a billionare

thinking about donating insane amounts of money to small indie teams

just for the hell of it

[jagged cliff]

i wouldn't do that

[half lava]

i would just throw money at anything i felt like

[golden patrol]

could prolly give calamity 3 millions dabloons and just see what happens

[jagged cliff]

indie devs don't like having money obviously

[half lava]

ruin the economy mansa musa style

[jagged cliff]

you should donate it to a triple A studio instead

since they struggle to make games that people buy

[golden patrol]

exactly

a donation like that would make big media headlines (online at least) and if they just run away with the money or misuse it then everyones gonna know and call em out

[ivory lark]

we r going to start the next scoped update immediately after brainstorm so if u want to make sure it comes fast this would be a good way to support us :p

[golden patrol]

but it can also bring insane joy and motivation to the devs

[deft lily]

ye

[lost jacinth]

what time will the update come out?

[deft lily]

stand by

[golden patrol]

ban the word "update"

[summer shore]

Brainstorm 19 hours

[ivory lark]

check pins

[tropic jolt]

2000 united states dollars to ensure wormstorm releases 3 fargo-minutes earlier

[deft lily]

exactly

[jagged cliff]

define a fargosecond

[ivory lark]

[golden patrol]

3 million usd to make them add a does bad things guy reference 👀

[limpid osprey]

[iron dew]

its 1000 fargo miliseconds

[tropic jolt]

do you know how it feels like the closer something unpleasant is to ending the slower time seems to pass?
fargo seconds work according to this, a fargo second is worth less and less time the closer something is to being complete

[jagged cliff]

calamity in infinite fargoseconds

[tropic jolt]

⏳

I may or may not be talking nonsense but you have to wait 1 fargo minute to hear the answer

[iron dew]

this is how fargo time works

[still bluff]

it's true

[versed heart]

Is real time red and Fargo time black? Is it vice-versa? Or is it something else

My brain's too mall

[jagged cliff]

you aren't supposed to comprehend it

[tropic jolt]

maybe if your brain was subjected to some kind of storm you could understand

[flat folio]

If you would consult the graph

[wide nova]

lucille apparition

[jagged cliff]

or if everscream were to shoot some sort of green looking needle structure

[deft lily]

okay

donation ready.

[wary scroll]

hello guys, the update has been released?

[deft lily]

@ivory lark

[half lava]

primed for fire

[jagged cliff]

yes the calamity bountiful harvest update has been released

[ivory lark]

what

did u do it

[deft lily]

about to

[open garden]

hell yeah

[deft lily]

done!

[main estuary]

give it like 18-20 hours

[deft lily]

oh didnt work

[versed heart]

Calamity Bountiful Harvest 2.0 tomorrow

[deft lily]

whar

[main estuary]

depending on how long 6 pm tomorrow is since it's 10:48 pm

[versed heart]

Bigger and Boulder

[steady sun]

[open garden]

its releasing on the 7th for australia 💔

[flat folio]

Are you trying to give Cal's patreon ten grand?

[jagged cliff]

2 grand

[deft lily]

no lol

2 grand

[flat folio]

Damn

[steady sun]

10am for me at least so i can probably wake up beforehand

[grave rock]

hi chat

[main estuary]

ozzatron rolling in twenty thousand smackeroonies

[grave rock]

i took a nap

[flat folio]

Let's hope the IRS doesn't ask about this

[wary scroll]

fine, thx

[versed heart]

Still in less than 20 hours though, I think

[deft lily]

what if i am the irs..................................

[half lava]

hello

[grave rock]

im a little closer to brainstorm now hehe

[half lava]

[tropic jolt]

its a business expense

[arctic cliff]

Send the IRS this in case they ask.
they'll understand.

[wary scroll]

not only in Australia, my time zone is +6 UTC

[mild thorn]

What time does the update release

[iron dew]

this has gotta be a cognitohazard

[tropic jolt]

[deft lily]

DONE

[steady sun]

at least 2 whole dollars

[half lava]

we are so back

[mild thorn]

What pins

[deft lily]

i shall now ascend

[grave rock]

done ✅

[tropic jolt]

you are now officially an exo tier patron

draedon would be proud

[deft lily]

true

Miracle Tier

[tropic jolt]

you get your own codebreaker conversation!

[jagged cliff]

he wouldn't be proud of miracle tier since its a shit name

[tropic jolt]

skeletron prime tier

[half lava]

well too bad !!!!!

[flat folio]

[tropic jolt]

power ozzage

[arctic cliff]

🔥

[main estuary]

sozzatron after not surviving
also known as sans

[deft lily]

hmm

[jagged cliff]

Sans calamity

[shell sapphire]

I saw that the update came tomorrow at 5pm but like eastern or central time???

[deft lily]

i didnt ascend to auric tier

[arctic cliff]

i cant tell

[deft lily]

can a very nice moderator give me auric role

[half lava]

just talk to the mods they'll give it to you

[deft lily]

pwetty pwease

[autumn pollen]

Whisper the wolf pfp!!!!!

[deft lily]

🥺

[steady sun]

message in pins has the time autoconverted

[half lava]

theyre very cool

[arctic cliff]

is this edited even further? Or is it just weird compression/shenanigans caused by it being an emote?

[flat folio]

It is

[jagged cliff]

holy you don't even have auric tier yet

[shell sapphire]

Ohhhhh ok ok

[jagged cliff]

doing this donation for the love of the game

which I mean it makes sense since its 2k

[deft lily]

i do love calamity

[mild thorn]

Are the release notes for the new update anywhere?

[tropic jolt]

ozz of cthulhu

[arctic cliff]

LMAO

[jagged cliff]

why 1 day before the update

[arctic cliff]

🤣

[jagged cliff]

you could have gotten the beta

[deft lily]

as much as ive bitched abt it in the past its prob my favorite piece of media out there atm

[flat folio]

Use this emote responsibly

[main estuary]

can we edit ozzatrons pfp onto an ogscule with cracked illustrators clipping mask

[half lava]

[main estuary]

too many trues man

[half lava]

not enough

More

[deft lily]

messaged mod mail

[arctic cliff]

😠

[half lava]

More True

[deft lily]

i will be with yharon soon

[half lava]

yaaaaaaaay,,,

[terse dew]

Something may or may not happen in 20 hours

[tropic jolt]

merkalto always lie

[steady sun]

what the fuck they removed merks orange

[terse dew]

The infamous they

[flat folio]

Ron Johnson will do a septuple backflip and then rise into the mesosphere?

[tropic jolt]

the opps

[main estuary]

the opps took his orange

[tropic jolt]

#destroyallopps

[terse dew]

If Wisconsin fucks this up again in 2028 Johnson might become important

[grave rock]

truth nuke

[terse dew]

We need him to never reach that status

[grave rock]

im on calamity hyperfixation

[main estuary]

we need to craft the new iphone with an app to destroy the opps once the eyestorm update releases

[terse dew]

Actually idk if he's even going to run

He's like ancient

[flat folio]

Hasn't stopped Grassley

[terse dew]

and he only ran in 22 because he got bullied into it

[grave rock]

my stupid dumbass couldnt have the being good at things autism shes gotta have the terraria calamity mod autism and isnt even good at it

[stiff hinge]

any idea when it’s coming out, like a release time window?

[terse dew]

Probably sometime in 20 hours from now

Give or take a few hours

[distant raft]

6pm EST february 6th 2026

thats the intended release time

[main falcon]

BRAINSTORM TODAY

[terse dew]

It might not actually be 6pm because of shenanigans

[main falcon]

BRING THE TITAN

[flat folio]

Steam has the opportunity to do something really funny

[tropic jolt]

oppstorm

[terse dew]

Yeah

[main estuary]

calamity: oppstorm version 3.8

[tropic jolt]

I think it will be at 8:02 #dangerous

[stiff hinge]

aand it comes out 11pm where i live

[terse dew]

Steam sees project with several million subscribers getting an update and nukes itself

[iron dew]

i wager it'll be in 12 fargo hours

[distant raft]

STEAM! DELAY BRAINSTORM BY 4 HOURS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[terse dew]

🤩

[stiff hinge]

just my luck

[half lava]

me when silksong

[jagged cliff]

lowkey hopes its delayed so i can play on a saturday morning

[main falcon]

UNLEASH THE BRAINSTORM TITAN IN TMINUS 20 HOURS

[deft lily]

I have ascended

[woeful yarrow]

And destroy my enimes

[tropic jolt]

the messiah

[half lava]

yaaaaaaaaay!!!!

[terse dew]

I already got ascended items in guild wars 2

[polar tide]

my headache is getting worse the closer we get to brainstorm

[main estuary]

lemon toothpaste role

[terse dew]

I moved on to full legendary

[deft lily]

...never say that again

[terse dew]

It took me 3.5k hours

[deft lily]

@ivory lark 'tis done

[tropic jolt]

does umbara just get permanent auric role now 😂

[deft lily]

your welcome

[ivory lark]

wat

[tropic jolt]

or only 40 months

[ivory lark]

Well

[polar tide]

did you actually fucking donate 2k dollair

[ivory lark]

Yeah

[half lava]

yes

[deft lily]

the donation

:)

[grave rock]

what the fuck

[polar tide]

oh my god

[terse dew]

Why would you do that

[grave rock]

whats going on

[tropic jolt]

tax writeoff

[half lava]

2000 dollars should get them a new role

[terse dew]

No

[deft lily]

nah idrc

[terse dew]

Custom roles are for admin gods

[main estuary]

what is oz gonna do with 2k dollars 😭

[half lava]

make peak like they always do

[terse dew]

More bounty money

[polar tide]

give them all to MEEEEEE!! 💞

[iron dew]

can you remove a role from umbara for paying 2k

[ivory lark]

Pay the developers

[deft lily]

😭

[main estuary]

he's gonna create the opp annihilator and we're all gonna die!

once eyestorm releases

[grave rock]

are rich calamity fans dumb as bricks

[deft lily]

???

[terse dew]

Don't need to include rich

[deft lily]

thats not very nice

[still bluff]

ozz can now fund an entire extra update

[terse dew]

😊

[wanton tiger]

What time will the update release?

[open garden]

wow you gave money to a thing you enjoy!? you must be an idiot

[half lava]

no they just want the calamity devs to make money from it

[deft lily]

yep my bad guys

😔

sorry for being happy

[half lava]

i like creators of things i love to be able to live

[main estuary]

brainiacs tomorrow at 6 PM

[terse dew]

Winning the lottery and keeping it all to myself so I can retreat from society and eat soup all day

[polar tide]

even more than not reading calamity fans need to be mean for no reason to live

[terse dew]

🤩

[half lava]

✅

[dull heart]

insert paypal me 30000 meme

[buoyant pulsar]

when is the yharon resprite planned to be implemented

[open garden]

anyways i just donated -$2000 to the calamity mod patreon so i cancelled it out sorry 😅

[main estuary]

whenever it's finished

[terse dew]

true actually you should've donated to doze instead

[buoyant pulsar]

approximately

[main estuary]

well i have no idea

[polar tide]

2000 antidollars

[deft lily]

tempting

[dull heart]

this is true

just do it again but to me

https://tenor.com/view/perlica-endfield-arknights-arknights-endfield-paypal-gif-4749074892048013995

[deft lily]

eh, sure
why not

[still bluff]

direct paypal into dozes bank account

[deft lily]

(kidding)

[terse dew]

2000 dollars for light novels

[dull heart]

as if

[terse dew]

you're right there are alternative methods

😁

[grave rock]

no im just spiteful im not getting any money hmph

[main estuary]

20 dollars for brimstone boulder

[dull heart]

it'd be 2000 dollars on the fragrant flower manga

[half lava]

3 dollar

[grave rock]

2000 dollars for roots undead miner rework....

[ivory lark]

can confirm that umbara actually just donated $2k to calamity

[fathom girder]

Insane

[terse dew]

Patreon items return and we get rod of discord part 3

[deft lily]

wooooo

[dull heart]

yeah

[mellow spade]

brainstorm in less than 24 hours

[grave rock]

if spmeone donated 2000 dollars they can probably be allowed to have any item

[mellow spade]

excitement

[still bluff]

congratulations umbara you now get brainstorm

[grave rock]

umbara seems like a trustworthy individual

[mellow spade]

someone donated $2,000 to the calamity team what

[half lava]

yeah

[grave rock]

that wouldnt add something incredibly egregious

[deft lily]

you fool
i obtained it weeks ago

[terse dew]

You get a custom brown role in cal main called I am filthy rich

It does nothing

[mellow spade]

it should be gold

[dull heart]

2k would buy me about 6 copies of the full set and 3-4 more volumes hmm

[mellow spade]

for money

[terse dew]

No

It's brown

[dull heart]

a worthwhile investment i think

[open garden]

adding a new weapon called green needle

[frail tapir]

[half lava]

[tropic jolt]

how about a piercing lime green

[dull heart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/241678440888008706/1467880225143521310/ezgif-36d326ab81ce949a.gif

[mellow spade]

what's the green needle meme

i'm a bit behind on this

[dull heart]

i need to be ready for release

of brainstorm

[frail tapir]

[half lava]

unless youre me and are stupid

[iron dew]

i cant wait to play brain storm

[terse dew]

I will vanish from this channel for a whole 2 weeks because I don't bypass slowmode anymore

[open garden]

waiting for the dog rework got me at attempt 50 on yharon

[terse dew]

😢

[teal bone]

how much in advance are you uploading your own mod

[tropic jolt]

what slowmode

[mellow spade]

only 19 more hours until brainstorm

[grave rock]

does reworked brain play well with texture packs?

[dull heart]

its already waiting for steam verification

[deft lily]

for the record: ive thought about donating a custom pledge to cal for awhile now

[terse dew]

Slowmode will be on 100%

tomorrow

[dull heart]

20ish hours early

[terse dew]

In multiple channels

[tropic jolt]

can we get a 6 hour slowmode ❤️

[dull heart]

considering roots took 40 to verify i wanted to be safe

[dusk bronze]

i do not believe it will

[teal bone]

o

[terse dew]

Hopefully it will be tame here

[still bluff]

yea, here and cmt especially will get smacked with the slowmode gun

[deft lily]

this wasn't done as a sort of "bit"

[grave rock]

oki thanks

[terse dew]

And not like some of these other updates

[frail tapir]

Really, perlica asking for PayPal when that time there's a bug in endfield bawadebwuh

[terse dew]

Where the server explodes

[still bluff]

adding a new tier to the patreon: Umbara (only 1 person allowed)

[mellow spade]

that's a little over 6 listens to the entire Deltarune soundtrack on loop

[dull heart]

that's the whole joke lol

[frail tapir]

Lmao

[terse dew]

$2000 reoccurring sub

[still bluff]

your additional reward is that you get to be umbara

[deft lily]

YAY

[frail tapir]

Anyway I will be gone

[deft lily]

I LOVE BEING ME

[dull heart]

i'm such a good addon dev my addon updated to 2.1 before calamity did 😎

[deft lily]

WOOOOO

[frail tapir]

[open garden]

donating $2001 to steal the single spot in umbara tier rn

[grave rock]

hey guys what time does brainstorm release

[dusk bronze]

die

[polar tide]

3

[open garden]

2

[gloomy grove]

what is perlica doing in my brainstorm update

[deft lily]

someone donated like 1k i think when the new patreon was started up after fab got exiled

[mellow spade]

it releases never

[deft lily]

or maybe it was 500 dollars

[dull heart]

waiting for you to paypal her 30k

[main estuary]

it depends on how many subway sandwiches we can fit in thanatos' shell

[deft lily]

idr

[terse dew]

If you have 2k dollars you want to donate I recommend orgs that are helping people in bad situations

[mellow spade]

sorry it's been cancelled

[dusk bronze]

it was 500 ($10 per dev)

[dull heart]

i help people who are in a terrible situation - fighting fabsol bosses

[still bluff]

🔥

[mellow spade]

[deft lily]

true

[dull heart]

:fire;

[deft lily]

:fire;

[iron dew]

🧯

[still bluff]

shut up doze zoze

[mellow spade]

hey Providence is kinda fire not gonna lie

[still bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054097550577254440/1467721415435489515/OzzzAR7777T222.gif

[mellow spade]

that's a success rate of... like, 3 percent

[open garden]

im in a bad situation (unemployed) and calamity mod is helping me have fun

[polar tide]

im in a bad state (missouri) and calamity makes me happy

[deft lily]

im in a worse state (ohio) and calamity makes me happy

[terse dew]

Depends on where in the state

[deft lily]

ehh true

[open garden]

i'm in a state (solid) and calamity is a mod

[terse dew]

because like Kansas City is alright

[deft lily]

northeastern ohio isn't real

[terse dew]

And Columbus and Cincinnati are fire

[deft lily]

Cinci is fire yes

[terse dew]

northeast is like fine

Northwest Ohio though.....

[arctic cliff]

im in a even worse state (bose-einstein condensate) and i have an undying urge turn people into eldritch abominations

everyone

you

me

Merkalto

Ozzatron

Amidias

[deft lily]

i dont rlly like it personally
toledo is ghetto as fuck

[arctic cliff]

Calamitas

[still bluff]

i'm amidias and i'm dying

[arctic cliff]

Permafrost

[terse dew]

What'd I do

[arctic cliff]

Yharim

[mellow spade]

be evil

[buoyant pulsar]

she rework on my ravager till im in this update

[arctic cliff]

hell, i even want to turn the already eldritch into even more eldritch

[polar tide]

one of my friends of over a decade is from ohio and hes constantly talking about getting shot and running from the cops and knife fighting coyotes and shit

[craggy wagon]

im just really cold and want something to do man

[open garden]

bose einstein condensate!? uh, ME equals mc SCARED!!!

[arctic cliff]

azathoth? he's worse

[terse dew]

It's pretty tame compared to other parts of the country

[deft lily]

the coyote part is partially accurate.

[mellow spade]

you mean ozzathoth

[terse dew]

Like you could be in North Central Alabama

[polar tide]

LOL

[arctic cliff]

🔥 ✍️

[terse dew]

You could be in Eastern Kentucky

You could be in Idaho

[fierce hearth]

Ohio is fine

[terse dew]

😐

[fierce hearth]

Been there, it's nothing particularly horrible

[terse dew]

The people:

[fierce hearth]

Idaho and Utah are dire

[terse dew]

🤩

[mellow spade]

i'm in a bad state (it's not a state it's a province and it's fucking -30 degrees outside tomorrow) and i have an urge to play brainstorm in 19 hours

[deft lily]

the getting shot part tho?
depends

[craggy wagon]

illinois is okay, but its mostly nothing and barren outside of chicago. its just corn and soy

[deft lily]

if you get involved with the wrong ppl then yeah your in for a bad time

[craggy wagon]

and also its cold as fuck

[fierce hearth]

My bro lives in Utah and I straight up will not visit him even tho he's my 1 cool family member because I don't feel safe there

[deft lily]

at least thats what ive seen

[terse dew]

Utah is beautiful except for all of the parts that aren't

SLC is kind of a gem

[fierce hearth]

SLC is gorgeous, just a shame it's uh, well actually I think that might violate the rules here

[terse dew]

🫢

The cleansing nuke

[deft lily]

brainstorm... tomorrow!

[terse dew]

If you are in Missouri and do not live within 20 minutes of either Kansas or Illinois I'm so sorry

[fierce hearth]

Well ok it's not specifically listed in the rules but I'll refrain from my opinions on the predominant faith of Idaho and Utah

[deft lily]

oh wait

huh