calamity-update-talk

[unique warren]

Like I get it but it’s more mushroom than crab so why is it even still crab shaped

[fathom girder]

because it's a crab

[unique warren]

Like, WAYY more mushroom than crab

[fathom girder]

it's called crabulon

[grave rock]

hey how can this worm get so high up in the air hm? 🧐

[severe canopy]

How long does it take for the update to come out?

[unique warren]

No it’s mostly mushroom

[unique warren]

CHECK

PINS

[whole sluice]

Okay I know there's gonna be expert rev, master death, and legendary malice.. are all the bosses already gonna have Malice AI or will that happen later or over time? If we know that

[autumn cobalt]

no i mean, it could be fair. we dont know what the infection does. the truffle maybe was just a little mushroom. it could amplify the size of what it touches

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458428222061936652/1468706874504253563/worm_activity.gif

[grave rock]

omg the baby...

lowkey looks like smth from

[autumn cobalt]

so coool

[grave rock]

rainworld

[unique warren]

Who is this

[fathom girder]

It's deus

[dusk bronze]

read their name

[unique warren]

What the fuck they made Astrum Deus gay

[wise bolt]

the deiling

[grave rock]

tofus the goat

[unique warren]

Based alert???

[fathom girder]

no they made astrum deus

[autumn cobalt]

oh

[wise bolt]

cant believe they made calamity mod WOKE

[unique warren]

So they made deus a weird silly worm guy?

[vast cobalt]

What time does the update release i am form asia

[unique warren]

CHECK PINS

[fathom girder]

they made deus

[wise bolt]

oh my god bro

[unique warren]

GRAGHHHH

[fathom girder]

literally made an announcement or something idk

critical thinking is a hidden talent in this day and age

[wise bolt]

no. just a baby

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336845782296297604/1468476587430248541/worm_activity.gif

[unique warren]

Aw he so little…

[autumn cobalt]

he looks like a dragon

there

[grave rock]

we are the deilings! please feed us!
(you must give them astral goop)

[autumn cobalt]

he is so cool

[grave rock]

woah.....

[grave rock]

eats it

[wise bolt]

what the fuckk

evil

[autumn cobalt]

what does his roar sound like

[blissful cargo]

yo guys, is brainstorm live ?

[orchid finch]

No

[dusk bronze]

READ PINS

[orchid finch]

Pins

[autumn cobalt]

nope

[unique warren]

CHECK PINSSSSS

RAGGGGGH

[blissful cargo]

oups

[autumn cobalt]

deus roar:

[blissful cargo]

sry

[wise bolt]

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[autumn cobalt]

np ^^

[blissful cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-simpson-gif-13518564799186478937

[grave rock]

wtf....

[lapis oak]

squash

[grave rock]

no way they make that noise

[autumn cobalt]

OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL

WHAT ANIMAL IS THAT

[versed heart]

Sounds like a dog toy

[autumn cobalt]

I WANT ONE

[versed heart]

Also, evil

[grave rock]

bugs r awesome

[wise bolt]

they do ! as a threat response though, and not in response to pain iirc

[orchid finch]

If it was the big one

[autumn cobalt]

oh :C

[unique warren]

How does it become an armored boyo

[grave rock]

oh thank god yeah i was wondering hm i hope thats not the noise of them dying

[wise bolt]

naur

he is soft

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172642624058957844/1462464594088820945/IMG_8713.gif

[grave rock]

astrum deus what are ur thoughts on sea slugs

[wise bolt]

sug

[grave rock]

sug....

[versed heart]

I imagine it's probably pitched up or down by some amount, or something else

[dusk bronze]

sug 👍

[polar tide]

hey guys does anyone know when brainstorm releases

[wise bolt]

nooe

[dusk bronze]

explode

💥

[unique warren]

Your rage bait will NOT work on me…

[polar tide]

:)

[wise bolt]

guys brainstorm wnhen

[grave rock]

eidolon wyrm but it looks like this

[autumn cobalt]

now

[versed heart]

You mean nope?

[wise bolt]

nooe.

[polar tide]

he means nooe

[orchid finch]

No they mean nooe.

[autumn cobalt]

nooe

[grave rock]

yees

[polar tide]

i like this animals

[unique warren]

How does funny worm boy turn into strong armored boyo that we fight

[wise bolt]

eidolon inchworm

[stray robin]

Oh my god i fucking love this

[polar tide]

growed

[deft lily]

peam

[mighty geyser]

the horrors

[vivid hemlock]

old calamity boss design

[grave rock]

it gets space couvid 💔

[terse dew]

I think they won't have a release date

[deft lily]

the creature

[vivid hemlock]

every worm is metallic and covered in spikes

[deft lily]

it makes noise

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458428222061936652/1468706874504253563/worm_activity.gif

[terse dew]

Things tend to get crazy when they do

😁

[polar tide]

thats ok

[grave rock]

lowkey yall should have shadowdropped brainstorm

[autumn cobalt]

wird

[wise bolt]

inshallah he will metamorphose and become a beautiful butterfly

[vivid hemlock]

or rocks theres two of those too

[grave rock]

beautiful

[deft lily]

he will ascend

[unique warren]

DEUS PHASE 2 LEAK???

[vivid hemlock]

I know what you are.

[terse dew]

It's okay the new devs will have a fun time when it drops

the nuke will be unleashed

[autumn cobalt]

goodnight everyone, youre a beautiful chat to talk with :))))

[wise bolt]

🤫

[fathom girder]

hey guys, I'm new to the server and I really am a big fan of calamity, especially infernum and overhaul addons
I heard there was a new update coming soon, is there a time posted for when that will happen? and will addons update to it? and is brainstorm releasing for 1.4.5?

[dusk bronze]

wait why have i never seen a butterfly boss

[unique warren]

Good night

[deft lily]

hey guys, I'm new to the server and I really am a big fan of calamity, especially infernum and overhaul addons
I heard there was a new update coming soon, is there a time posted for when that will happen? and will addons update to it? and is brainstorm releasing for 1.4.5?

[unique warren]

EoL

[grave rock]

empress is close

ye

[unique warren]

Empress just is one

[final pine]

cal ragebait final boss

[dusk bronze]

ehhhhh

[unique warren]

Literally a butterfly

[fathom girder]

HEY THAT WAS MY LINE

[deft lily]

TRUE

[wise bolt]

providence

[fathom girder]

umbara you THIEF

literally said it louder than I did

[deft lily]

sowwy...

[dusk bronze]

she's a fairy which are based on butterflies

[orchid finch]

[polar tide]

ragebaiting my fat dog

[vivid hemlock]

old provi was closer to a moth but current provi is kinda nothing

[cunning sequoia]

btw is murasama getting updated?

[unique warren]

Prismatic Lacewing

[wise bolt]

ragebaiting my fat dog

[arctic cliff]

Caldevs, add the Gnoster fight to calamity

[wise bolt]

no

[deft lily]

btw is dog being resprited

[unique warren]

The power of name colors…

[dusk bronze]

sadly that is a different npc from the boss

[fathom girder]

oh my god that makes it so much worse lmao

[polar tide]

part 20

[cunning sequoia]

is dog getting his 5000th resprite*

[grave rock]

hey guys i saw the new trailer but the pinned message says its dropping at 5pm but i wnanna know what it is in my time zone
btw are we still gonna get the big dog sprite

[ivory lark]

does anyone know of non-cal addons with actual incompatibility with calamity?

[arctic cliff]

Joking aside, how is Murasama rework going along in the dev side

[unique warren]

Hmm have you considered uh

NUH UH

[fathom girder]

hits like a punch to the chest

[deft lily]

is exo mech theme out yet

[dusk bronze]

that's like
the lowest priority thing of all time rn

[deft lily]

anything but exos smh

smh msh

[fathom girder]

anything but yharim

[unique warren]

Souls half counts ig

[grave rock]

anything but yharim

[ivory lark]

@south lily hi confirm

[arctic cliff]

this chat has experienced so many clueless people that it has gone completely nuts

[wise bolt]

sorry yharim im focused on my worms

[deft lily]

if you cant beat em join em

[grave rock]

is this update gonna contain sso

[deft lily]

[unique warren]

Dude that guy hates me don’t summon him on me

[terse dew]

guys when will calamity mod astral infection update come out

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-you're-nuts-it's-alive-frankenstein-mario-movie-i-think-it's-alive-gif-8482332460791598841

[deft lily]

when john astral says so

[dusk bronze]

4 seconds

[terse dew]

I think the astral meteor is kind of silly

[grave rock]

i love this gif its iconic (to me)

[polar tide]

ME TOO

[terse dew]

and astral heads are just meteor heads again 😕

[wise bolt]

its right here wuym

[ivory lark]

Does this update contain the cragsso update and the DoG resprite and the secret to success and the key to total control

[unique warren]

Never seen it before but it IS peak

[grave rock]

if tofu doesnt direct astral update im not playing it

[deft lily]

does this update revert the crate changes that i spent the past 8 and a half hours arguing and pissing myself over on the cal reddit

[grave rock]

hardest working astrum deus fan

[polar tide]

does anyone know if vcmm is compatible with the update?

[unique warren]

Does this update contain my will to live

[terse dew]

they should make crates absolutely worthless

[paper heart]

Is the exact time of the update release known?

[deft lily]

whats vcmm

[wise bolt]

im lsaufgfubg

[grave rock]

heeheeheheeehehee

[terse dew]

like all you get are junk items that sell for 20 silver

[grave rock]

im giggling

[orchid finch]

PINS

[ivory lark]

Hi guys. A youtuber told me the calamity crate changes were bad. Are you going to revert them so I can continue not playing the game to watch my favorite youtuber's challenge series

[paper heart]

oh lol, ty

[deft lily]

true...

[vivid hemlock]

tofu even tho i know you like the current astralworldgen aesthetic please make the place feel more magical im begging its so barren right now aside from the rock creatures 😭

[polar tide]

more magical? oh buddy

[orchid finch]

Tofu is an artist not a programmer

[vivid hemlock]

concept artist...

[wise bolt]

does he know

[polar tide]

do u know what a concept artist is

[orchid finch]

[deft lily]

its an artist that uhhh

makes uhh

concepts

yeah

i think

[wise bolt]

astral world gen is kind of bum i just like the aesthetic

[polar tide]

good job

[deft lily]

could be wrong though

idk

[polar tide]

no you got it

im proud of you

[deft lily]

:D

[vivid hemlock]

astral underground 🔥

my favorite biome

[unique warren]

It’s just hallow but emo and gay

[grave rock]

i like how theres no reason to go to astral underground

[unique warren]

Is there not a few weapons from enemies down there

[terse dew]

There's like 2 weapons

[wise bolt]

i will not be autistic about purple biome in cut today

[terse dew]

The spider staff and the hive pod

[arctic cliff]

does anyone know if this update will add insulin? my diabetic dad needs insulin btw

[polar tide]

genuinely how i feel whenever people start talking about yharim in here

[unique warren]

And an accessory ooooh

[deft lily]

yharim is a cool character

best character

i love him

[wise bolt]

in so fucking sorry

[deft lily]

:)

[vivid hemlock]

the astral underground is the worst biome in the mod right now and it shall be terraformed one day 🙏

[stray robin]

I don’t think i’ve actually every used any weapons from there😭 it’s such a cool biome idea but

[terse dew]

Yes but it will be price gouged

during boss fights insulin prices will be x300

[polar tide]

for balancing purposes

[arctic cliff]

😠 😡

[dusk bronze]

i love how it's required for nucleogenesis and literally nothing else

[stray robin]

300$ per shot

[arctic cliff]

That’s me and my dad

[vivid hemlock]

sorry insulin will be based off of american pricing so you have to pay 300 dollar for every milligram

[unique warren]

Insulin companies be getting a 100000% profit margin fr

[terse dew]

No, the price is x300, the base cost is 30 platinum

[grave rock]

goddammit you stole the joke i was boutta make

[terse dew]

🙄

[wise bolt]

-# god i still think its so fuckihg funny that people like my astral stuff when its just normal ass astral with some extra notes

[stray robin]

LOL

[unique warren]

Idk what that means but uh

[terse dew]

Rose tinted glasses

[unique warren]

Funny ourple

[wise bolt]

"tofu you can fix the astral.." im gonna hold ur hand when i say this

[terse dew]

also you gotta remember that the player base has very low standards actually

[polar tide]

tofu can fix yo mama

[terse dew]

😁

[stray robin]

very low

[grave rock]

astrum deus vs astrum aureus
trash vs garbage.......

[unique warren]

I’d let her

[wise bolt]

no like

[polar tide]

..who?

[deft lily]

yeah that is true

[stray robin]

Astrum aureus is lowkey such an ass boss

😭

[polar tide]

tofu is not she/her ❌ WRONG

[deft lily]

golem clone number 49214914 and 3rd

[unique warren]

Oh sorry they put a joke in their pronouns so I can’t check

[wise bolt]

like. tgis is just how the fucking monoliths look in game as they already are HELP

[terse dew]

comes with the territory of making funny 2d mod for broke antisocial teenagers

[stray robin]

Astrum deus is much better in comparison

[unique warren]

But uh also my bad…

[polar tide]

go sit in the corner and think about what you've done

[deft lily]

mmm yummy concept art

😋

[terse dew]

color coded 🤩

[wise bolt]

not even i made this b4 dev

[vivid hemlock]

tofu will be strangled soon 🙏

[deft lily]

oh

[stray robin]

LMAO that’s real

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021557465776672799/1468526548415021138/SPOILER_Deusfastest.gif

[deft lily]

mb im a cal fan i didnt read the date properly

[lapis oak]

😨 ???

[vivid hemlock]

i saw this in 2024 gulp...

[unique warren]

I like this guy

[stray robin]

I am a big fan of this gif

[blazing field]

hi everyone

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458428222061936652/1468706874504253563/worm_activity.gif

[blazing field]

today i will be shot

[terse dew]

I don't

[blazing field]

merkalto is blue

[vivid hemlock]

is this even in basecal

[unique warren]

I don’t like you…

[stray robin]

I thank thee

[deft lily]

what...
no, dude...

[blazing field]

calamity has fallen

[unique warren]

It’s a summon

And ya

[terse dew]

It's true

It is an extinction level event

[dusk bronze]

he's been blue for like 2 days

[blazing field]

i was aware of his lack of orange since i got a notice on staff mail but seeing it in person

[vivid hemlock]

merkalto cant launder money anymore so sad

[boreal edge]

This is @blazing field's fault

[blazing field]

its tragic, really

[unique warren]

This truly has been a calamity 2.1 brainstorm for this mod…

[grave rock]

billions must brain storm

[terse dew]

It's okay though I didn't leave dev server if I did then bad things would happen

[stray robin]

Cal fans when literally anything text related “that’s a lot of words, too bad i don’t read”

[deft lily]

"too bad i can't read"*

[blazing field]

good thing im being shot. today

[deft lily]

[dusty pine]

guys is it

is it true

[polar tide]

awww okay

[stray robin]

You know good point

[polar tide]

bye cheese

[dusty pine]

is it really tmmrw

[dusk bronze]

[deft lily]

cya cheese

you had a good run

[stray robin]

No it’s in two days

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044692425018441769/1270367284568916018/IMG_2347.gif

[lapis oak]

Money that goes to Dia's Yharon vs. money that goes to Merk's big belly

[dusk bronze]

incomprehensible

[dusty pine]

STOP LYING

[vivid hemlock]

this is what we're gonna do to you

[vivid hemlock]

[wise bolt]

worm soup

[stray robin]

I’m not lying if i don’t know :3

[wise bolt]

you will get prion disease 🙏

[idle depot]

hey is the item reworks is in the brainstorm update?

[dusk bronze]

whar

[vivid hemlock]

yes THE item gets reworked in brainstorm

[dusk bronze]

"the item reworks"

[vivid hemlock]

yes that item

[dusk bronze]

incredible

[vivid hemlock]

its getting reworked

[deft lily]

item named "THE item":

[blazing field]

theres alot of item reworks in braisntorm yes

But not all of the planned ones ever

If you've seen like, armor reworks in youtube videos

most of those arent coming

actually i dont think any of them are i dont even know if arsenal t1 is in brainstorm

is it i forgot

[lapis oak]

No

[orchid finch]

You wouldn't know but I actually had a little hand in a reworked weapon for Brainstorm

[dusk bronze]

which one

[stray robin]

Now we know

:3

[orchid finch]

The uuh

[unique warren]

Something something check pins for items…

[orchid finch]

Contaminated Bile

[grave rock]

theyre reworking the only item that matters which is hellborn

[shut ridge]

I hope master death EoC doesn't get changed in 2.1..

[lapis oak]

Ancient artifact

[dusk bronze]

why

[vivid hemlock]

guys you dont get it the one and only item is getting reworked nothing else...

[orchid finch]

I kinda was annoyed by the fact that the explosion pushed enemies only to the right so I made a commit that makes it directional

[dusk bronze]

master sucks

[grave rock]

master death is getting abolished

[unique warren]

TIME FOR A GUNSLINGER RUN BABYYYYY

[idle depot]

pls post moon lord weapons got a rework

[shut ridge]

some of the bosses are pretty fun

[stray robin]

Bilewater?

[dusk bronze]

?????????????????

[distant raft]

are there any plans for an eventual full reversion of the reaver shark buff or is it forever gonna remain super easy hellstone skip

[grave rock]

down in the pins theres a big ass chart with all the weapons that got reworked

third pin

[lapis oak]

Pretty sure it will be dead in SSO

[shut ridge]

Amazing

[distant raft]

i remember hearing that it was gonna be nerfed to hellstone max rather than palladium max

[unique warren]

Wow my WiFi is ass

[grave rock]

its not getting nerfed.....in brainstorm....?

[unique warren]

Ignore that.

[lapis oak]

That's the current one

In BS

[barren nacelle]

Fabsolian

[terse dew]

100% pickaxe power is lost media

☹️

[lapis oak]

In SSO getting nerfed further

[distant raft]

ok so its getting slaughtered in sso

wonderful

[unique warren]

Yay!

[lapis oak]

Back to vanilla

[unique warren]

Why not now

[orchid finch]

The uuh

[grave rock]

brainstorm is dead it didnt butcher the stupid pickaxe

[orchid finch]

That method of medicine where you inject small doses of the

[wide wadi]

all my homies hate sso

[unique warren]

Ohhhh placebo

[orchid finch]

Was it medicine or the virus you're trying to get immunity to

[wide wadi]

we like brain storm better

[dusk bronze]

vaccines?

[orchid finch]

No that's a different one

[dusk bronze]

microdosing?

[distant raft]

vaccines yeah

[unique warren]

Getting turnt?

[orchid finch]

I think it's just microdosing yeah

[unique warren]

Most vaccines do work like that tho yea

Not all tho

[distant raft]

isnt microdosing staying high by continuously having smaller amounts of the substance enter

[distant raft]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lapis oak]

Holy Shit

[stray robin]

Holy shit the volterion resprite looks sick

[deft lily]

no freaking way

[lapis oak]

Reaver Shark total annihilation in BS

[unique warren]

Wait is this for BS????

[still bluff]

it's ok it's still... really kinda easy to skip evils

but yea thank god lmao

[ivory lark]

Yes

[rustic helm]

is the brainstorm update the long anticipated sunken sea update or is it its own mini-penultimate update?

[orchid finch]

Homeopathy, found the nerdy word

[orchid finch]

Latter

[polar tide]

idk

[ivory lark]

its an update and i hope you enjoy it

[grave rock]

billions must skip reworked brain

[unique warren]

Now there’s only rox skip, which is ACTUALLY interesting

[distant raft]

now you gotta get rox shimmer AND hell lab to skip to hellstone

[unique warren]

Oh yeah how much hellstone does lab give

[ivory lark]

tomorrow i BETTER see you guys make builds with the sunken sea tiles we left in

[distant raft]

either 7 or 8

[grave rock]

after 3 years in development

[unique warren]

So almost useless

[polar tide]

im so severely rotted i read this and instantly thought of princess jane

[orchid finch]

Either 6 or

Sorry

[distant raft]

enough to make a molten pick with rox shimmer

[sharp sun]

is it okay if i make a spaceship out of em

[frail tapir]

7

[ivory lark]

yes

[unique warren]

Yehhhh but otherwise no use?

[ivory lark]

...

[sharp sun]

wait

[distant raft]

could probably make imp staff

[grave rock]

oh ya bet i will :3
my primary focus will be on a crimson superbase though, and the wulfrum stuff as well

[sharp sun]

I CAN MAKE A SUNDAE WITH THE SUNKEN PALLETE

[rustic helm]

genuinely when was the last major update

[latent portal]

you ask too much

[vivid hemlock]

may 2024

[unique warren]

Does cal change the recipe? If not, ur off by 10

[distant raft]

yeah cal makes it 12 iirc

or 11

or 10

i cant remember

its real low though

[unique warren]

Not seeing that in the wiki…

[vivid salmon]

Do we know what time tomorrow the update will release?

[orchid finch]

PINS

[grave rock]

hah

[vivid salmon]

oh ty

[lapis oak]

Why u yelling

[distant raft]

nvm????

[ivory lark]

i didnt know i counted as 2 developers thats awesome

[unique warren]

Would be here

[stray robin]

There’s like a bot function that writes a message whenever some specific things are written, i feel like that’d be hilarious with all the ppl asking for the time

[orchid finch]

True...

[unique warren]

I want it to also yell “PINS”

[arctic cliff]

will the Bagana lava cone be added in Brainstorm?

[orchid finch]

Mention words "update" and "when" and get cursed with the ancient Egyptian uuuh

Curse

[unique warren]

When should I play the update

[orchid finch]

I will personally make sure it gets added

[distant raft]

get grabbed and slammed into the wall by the mysterious coffin in the temple chamber

[orchid finch]

[orchid finch]

True!

[unique warren]

I would not want to be touched by this cursed coffin…

[orchid finch]

At least the guitar riffs are sick

[stray robin]

https://tenor.com/view/ra-curse-of-ra-meme-egyptian-egypt-gif-1437086046545047042

Aw fuck

Rip

[orchid finch]

Embed fail

[wise bolt]

chinese d music..

[lapis oak]

Epic embed failed

[grave rock]

will halibut cannon be reworked in brainstorm

[stray robin]

God damn it i already feel the laugh at this user for embed fail

[orchid forge]

im going to bed wake me up at 5pm tomorrow

[orchid finch]

Eats you

[polar tide]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-that-guy-is-chinese-that-guy's-chinese-secretly-chinese-chinese-friend-gif-14508603605845186344

[unique warren]

😳

[orchid forge]

wake me up when range is OP

[grave rock]

"brainstorm's not out"

[arctic cliff]

Thank you, I shall be time traveling back 70,600 years ago to the Kamchatka peninsula and use my powers to create a volcano that will undergo an ultraplinian eruption, thereby creating a caldera, and then time-travelling back to name the volcano, "the Zavarski caldera"

[orchid forge]

I'd actually cry LOL

[deft lily]

whar...

[orchid forge]

me and my cousin took 2 weeks off for this update

[deft lily]

🤔

[drifting spade]

what time does it drop tomorrow?

[unique warren]

Honestly I kinda don’t want halibut rework. It’s funny.

[grave rock]

ZAMN

[orchid finch]

Pins

[polar tide]

LOL?

[unique warren]

PINSSSSS

GRAGGH

[orchid forge]

we have no life

[wise bolt]

shakes

[lapis oak]

Vro wtf

[grave rock]

2 weeks off for brainstorm is based tbh

[orchid finch]

Create one at the Baikal, I want my fate to be twisted and turned

[orchid forge]

and 500 pound

[wise bolt]

shakes. shakes you

[polar tide]

WHAT

[orchid forge]

jk im retired at 26 hes just bored

[polar tide]

WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME

[stray robin]

Linkin park my beloved

[wise bolt]

[distant raft]

oh yeah im assuming superradiant is getting nerfed in BS considering the whole high SS tier deal its got rn

[wise bolt]

soon.

[stray robin]

Hehe get shaken

[polar tide]

ol.lo9gyghuji'34'342p

[wise bolt]

SOON.

[stray robin]

Everytime i read bs i just think of bullshit

[drifting spade]

6 pm est or pst?

[wise bolt]

SOOONNN BITCH

[stray robin]

It’s your timezone

[lapis oak]

It's true

[polar tide]

it still hasnt hit me

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021557465776672799/1468526548415021138/SPOILER_Deusfastest.gif

[open arch]

hear that?

[orchid finch]

Hits you

[open arch]

that’s

[orchid finch]

[orchid forge]

WHAT class are you going and WHY

[polar tide]

RUDE ASS!!!!

[grave rock]

im not going for any class

[stray robin]

Melee or ranger i haven’t thrown the coin yet

[mystic sail]

clicker

[lapis oak]

Yo mama class

[polar tide]

it spreads

[fathom girder]

Hotdog Deus but it's a heat seeking missile and it explodes

[arctic cliff]

hmmm

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1426227809507872908/1462468068650516688/IMG_8715.gif

[halcyon seal]

mage because i heard its very cool

[deft lily]

jesus

its getting faster

[stray robin]

The update releases at 12 am for me :whygod:

[ivory lark]

I have bad news

It is now post-moonlord

[orchid finch]

Wasn't it always?

[ivory lark]

The 3 extra damage sent it over the stratus-sphere...

[vivid hemlock]

i like how before the image loaded and it was just a green glob i KNEW it was gonna be a caterpillar

[orchid finch]

⁉️

[distant raft]

its 127 in live iirc

[grave geyser]

correct

[distant raft]

yep called it

[orchid finch]

Ah

[ivory lark]

it's actually 27 damage in live

[orchid forge]

can you pls buff copper short sword syrup by 2

[ivory lark]

vanilla already buffed copper shortsword

[orchid finch]

What's copper short sword syrup

[distant raft]

slight nerf but i feel like this is still gonna be around high A instead of decent scal time

[orchid finch]

Where can I get this syrup

[orchid forge]

thank god we have syrup

[orchid finch]

Is it tasty

[lapis oak]

Good tbh

[stray robin]

Probably, it’s syrup

[orchid forge]

im doing copper short sword only run

[polar tide]

drizzled on tin broadsword pancakes

[rose laurel]

Brainstorm tomorrow

[orchid finch]

My condolences

[orchid forge]

🤣

[arctic cliff]

@orchid finch There IS a volcano that is 200 km west of Lake Baikal. It's a volcanic field, meaning its mostly just a bunch of tiny volcanic cones of various kinds, but i possibly could make it erupt far more powerfully, to the point of forming a caldera forming eruption

[rose laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[vivid salmon]

How does the size of the brainstorm update compare to the planned SSO update later this year? Would this be considered a more minor patch?

[formal plover]

Is the update out? its 02/06/2026 2:04 AM my time, did they release the update? DID THEY? PLEASE CALAMITY DEVS, I NEED THIS, MY YHARON IS KINDA HOMELESS

[fathom girder]

woah doze reference

[orchid forge]

dont be im excited for BS

[ivory lark]

BRAINSTORM at <t:1770418800:f>

[orchid finch]

PINS

[arctic cliff]

BRAINSTORM at <t:1770418800:f>

just spam this

[formal plover]

Didnt they say it will be released the 6th?

[orchid finch]

Brainstorm is the biggest update in Calamity's history

[rose laurel]

Watch the trailer

[orchid finch]

SSO was planned to be that but it got separated

[stray robin]

Maybe put a “your timezone” or something at the end

[ivory lark]

BRAINSTORM at <t:1770418800:f> (Your Timezone)

[dull heart]

(this buff is after an earlier in-dev nerf)

[orchid finch]

Now SSO will not be AS big but still will be big regardless

[stray robin]

Thamkies :3

[orchid finch]

M-m-my timezone?

[deft lily]

dont mind me let me just

[dull heart]

(it's like 120 or 130 in public)

[deft lily]

💣

here

[ivory lark]

it's a massive buff. it makes it post-yharim

[dull heart]

ture

[lapis oak]

127

[dull heart]

yknow what's a bigger buff

[formal plover]

I did watch it, 2/6/2026

[polar tide]

every time someone asks when brainstorm drops they kill another hostage

[dull heart]

Thunder Zapper costing 1 less mana

[ivory lark]

BRAINSTORM at <t:1770418800:f> (Your Timezone)

[stray robin]

22 hours and 53 minutes left

[ivory lark]

that time was made by americans

[orchid finch]

Hell yeah

[formal plover]

Alrighty

[vivid hemlock]

atleast they increased the damage by 25% in the recent patch...

[lapis oak]

Americans...

[distant raft]

the date listed is based on EST

[latent portal]

what is that

[distant raft]

which is utc-8 iirc

[formal plover]

Where can I see the patchnotes, I looked at their websites and I guess I'm stupid cause I cant see it

[tropic jolt]

where 🦅

[distant raft]

not out yet

[stray robin]

We should do this but it’s just banning random inactive users

[orchid forge]

can we pls buff GREEN slimes by 1 defence

[orchid finch]

#changelogs some of them are in there

[distant raft]

the wiki will have the changelogs when the update drops

[polar tide]

no it needs to be active users or the stakes arent high enough

[dull heart]

why limi to inactive

allow everyone

[latent portal]

D:

[dull heart]

including ozzatron and lilac

[latent portal]

[ivory lark]

I'm sorry, we can't do this. It would maek green slimes post-xeroc

[formal plover]

Ah I see, Will they post the full patch notes with the update?

[stray robin]

I was gonna say LMAO

[arctic cliff]

its called the jom-bolok volcanic field in case you're wondering

[distant raft]

wiki changelogs are fully written out and ready to immediately ship out once the update drops right

[lapis oak]

Farewell doze

[stray robin]

Ban ozzatron from their own mod discord

[dull heart]

yes

[lapis oak]

Gone too soon fly high

🐦

[formal plover]

Btw what does your timezone mean? what timezone is that??

[arctic cliff]

i mean that happened to fab

[vivid salmon]

How long dop you think it will take for the wiki to be up-to-date?

[stray robin]

Fab?

[ivory lark]

as in, it's localized to your computer's timezone

that particular message is

[deft lily]

fabsol

[ivory lark]

it releases at that time for you

[latent portal]

hey doze can you buff the nitro express rifle

[stray robin]

Since i thinks it’s community it might take a while

[latent portal]

[formal plover]

I think I understand, thats fine I guess

[arctic cliff]

but i WOULD highly advise against doing that... to the Ozz.

[orchid finch]

Not much, the wiki peeps are in contact with devs

[deft lily]

kill

burn

destroy

[ivory lark]

wtf is that

[stray robin]

Who’s that :0 (i mean i assume it’s the dev/owner of another mod)

[vivid salmon]

Now how hard is it to play calamity without the wiki then... This is going to be my first full playthrough.

[unique warren]

And some are also just straight up devs IIRC

[latent portal]

[orchid finch]

Yeah that's true as well

[unique warren]

😬

[deft lily]

former owner of calamity mod who got ousted for being a bigoted asshole

[orchid forge]

ive never met a calamity dev

😄

[stray robin]

Technically very but there’s a certain item browser mod which makes it 7 billion times easier

[stray robin]

Oh hey deserved !!

[deft lily]

agreed

[stray robin]

I love bullying bigots and racists and transphobes

[arctic cliff]

syrup, you must share this to Ozzatron, or else I will cause the 503412904301th VEI-8 volcanic eruption in the Taupo volcanic zone

[deft lily]

idt Brainstorm would've happened if fabsol was still owner tbh

[ivory lark]

i dont think im sharing that with ozzatron

[orchid finch]

Keep it quiet for another five years and nobody will remember or know who Fabsol is

[arctic cliff]

remember, the threat

[stray robin]

And [insert people that hate others for literally no reason]

[polar tide]

https://fixupx.com/stayctism/status/1979700867386462377

atlas 🦌 (@stayctism)

Quoting caleb ☆ (@saintplush)
︀
some of u guys have really ugly layouts IM SORRY 😭😭😭😭

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[orchid forge]

What's the % of rainbow slimes pls someone

[deft lily]

most ppl didnt even know who he was (and still dont) when all that happened

[orchid forge]

I want to make a base out of it for BS update

[ivory lark]

REALLY GOOD

[deft lily]

99% of cal players never interact with the community

with time he will eventually be forgotten about i think

[thorn vine]

update here?

[stray robin]

Me either until like 2 days ago😭

[orchid finch]

Pins

[stray robin]

I wouldn’t even have known the update was about to release

[hot knot]

one day

[cursive comet]

What is the strongest class in Calamity?

[deft lily]

i rest my case

[deft lily]

melee
because i said so. listen to everything i say

[stray robin]

Summoner by pure dps

[latent portal]

just like, they discover the discord server, ask a couple of things and never come back again

[thorn vine]

?

[stray robin]

I think

[stray robin]

Check pins about information

[deft lily]

yep

[cursive comet]

And the shooter?

[deft lily]

most ppl are only here for the changelogs
that or they dont talk here because they think this server is a toxic cesspit

🤷‍♂️

[orchid finch]

Well there's still this one percent of people

And that's us

[latent portal]

changelogs and recieve help

[hardy gulch]

What the actual fuck is this

[orchid finch]

And I'd honestly like to forget Fab

Not what he did but who he is

[stray robin]

Ranger class? It’s solid but nowhere near the best class in the game, my personal fav tho atm

[deft lily]

i would agree but
you can't really erase him from calamity let alone terraria entirely. you can however, chose to not talk about him

[agile latch]

Ping..

Is it the chinese music one

[vivid hemlock]

yeah

[stray robin]

Holy shit is that a triangle

[cursive comet]

I just completed Calamity as a warrior and now I want to play as some other class.

[stray robin]

Peak

[agile latch]

What is the triangle

[orchid finch]

A shape

[deft lily]

"a" triangle

[agile latch]

Warrior class..

[deft lily]

but yes
a shape

[arctic cliff]

do it again (but for Brainstorm)

[stray robin]

All the others are able to clear the game relatively comfortably, i’d recommend ranger personally

[agile latch]

The class i would recomend for brainstorm is

Ranged

[stray robin]

A triangle :3

[latent portal]

rogue

[orchid finch]

Curio...

[fathom girder]

I'm doing a mage playthrough

[agile latch]

Got the most changes and is the most finished

Besides bows..

[arctic cliff]

Reason: the various melee weapon reworks and updates, as shown in the message im replying to

[amber fern]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-wrath-of-the-gods-calamity-mod-avatar-of-emptiness-gif-1072001549572458320

[agile latch]

Its the most quality consistent one

[amber fern]

imbed fail gosh darn it

[stray robin]

Oh wait i thought somebody said melee and mage were the most changed?

[agile latch]

Nah

[cursive comet]

Okay, I'll try.

[orchid forge]

gosh learning c++ in college rn is aids

just put me on terraria

[stray robin]

Oh i might haveto do ranger playthrough then that sounds like mucho fun

[ivory lark]

[agile latch]

or well idk about changes and idk what the users are counting

[orchid forge]

im doing ranger but not looking forward to farming ammo

[deft lily]

oh god

[amber fern]

have all the classes been touched for update? or nah

[latent portal]

[agile latch]

I dont consider +5% dmg rebalance a change but ranged do be the

[stray robin]

Oh right terraria is written in c++ no?

[fathom girder]

all of em got a lot of love

[agile latch]

Most quality consistent class

[amber fern]

still hasnt done a rogue playthrough, and likely never will

[hasty tangle]

slendatron

[ivory lark]

c#, which is an entirely separate and unrelated language to c++

[agile latch]

All tiers have atleast 1 or 2 reworked and good quality weapon to use

[cerulean remnant]

when will calamity update release

what hour

[arctic cliff]

[fathom girder]

PINS

[agile latch]

Where mage has good tiers and then you are forced to use dust spam weapon

[ivory lark]

[stray robin]

Oh i remembered wrongly then ic

[ivory lark]

you have to choose

[orchid forge]

I know python and learning c++ rn

c# is next

[agile latch]

La cucaracha hour

[latent portal]

hey triangle in this update the stealth has been rebalanced or something?

[agile latch]

No

[orchid finch]

Pins

[agile latch]

I think?

Idc about rogue much

🦈

[ivory lark]

BRAINSTORM at <t:1770418800:f> (Your Timezone)

[stray robin]

I maybe wanted to make a mod for terraria at some point (even if not something extravagant just something to see how it works) :3

[candid mist]

BRAINSTORM TOMORROW

[latent portal]

[agile latch]

Me and xyk have a few other ranged accesories to do, which might come in april fools update..

[ivory lark]

would you like a c# tutorial and basic tmodloader documentation?

[fathom girder]

ooh, you and xyk have been teaming up?

[agile latch]

[fathom girder]

That's cool

[agile latch]

When this became a emoji..

[cerulean remnant]

hol up how did you get my timezone?

[agile latch]

The pig

[ivory lark]

hacks

[latent portal]

we know where you live

[vivid hemlock]

😨

[agile latch]

The martians

[vocal kelp]

mars orbit around a mordial light

[stray robin]

Oh that sounds sick, but it depends it’s pretty late for me atm and i technically need to go sleep😭

[ivory lark]

okie

[stray robin]

Oh wait

[latent portal]

sleep is overrated

[stray robin]

I misread, documentation?

[ivory lark]

yes, documentation

[stray robin]

:0 that sounds cool

[fathom girder]

there's a whole tutorial doc for it yea

[stray robin]

Could i ask for it? :3

[agile latch]

True

[stray robin]

Yk i try to tell that to my teachers, they don’t think it’s funny

[latent portal]

[arctic cliff]

PLEASE. PLEASE LET US USE THIS 😭

[vivid hemlock]

just steal it smh

[ivory lark]

you'll be able to unlock the hog when it releases in an update

[orchid forge]

Sheeeesh

[main estuary]

wrong channel

shit

[arctic cliff]

no, I mean the EMOTE

[bright tiger]

Hog update when

[arctic cliff]

please let us have the emote as well

[fathom girder]

UNLEASH THE HOG

[pearl hazel]

brainstorm is going to be so peak

[ivory lark]

you'll be able to unlock the hog emote when the update releases

[deft lily]

[ivory lark]

hog will not be in brainstorm but in a future update

[fathom girder]

how horrible

[bright tiger]

Can we got hog update instead of brainstorm.

[vivid hemlock]

later

you will meet the horrible hog

[ivory lark]

you WILL meet the horrible hog.

[vivid hemlock]

new post noxus superultraomega boss that steals your organs irl

[pearl hazel]

what class got the most changes and additions in brainstorm?

[vivid hemlock]

that one

[fathom girder]

Ranger supposedly

[bright tiger]

Yay!

[ivory lark]

[distant raft]

collect my updates.

[vivid hemlock]

the ozzatron forest

[amber egret]

i thought the horrible hog was thw green one

not the pink one

[ivory lark]

honestly, it depends on how the piggy feels that day

[hushed hazel]

this Horrible Hog is being added

[fathom girder]

oh, horrible hog is gonna be a full on town npc?

[vivid hemlock]

piggy

[ivory lark]

piggy will be a town pet yes

not in bs tho

we did not have time...

[orchid finch]

Delay the update

[vivid hemlock]

😔

[orchid finch]

We can wait for the little guy

[tropic jolt]

how horrible...

[ivory lark]

[vivid hemlock]

piggy overhaul adding a new gold variant, 2 unique piggy enemies, a town npc, and an achievement, and also funky vfx along with it 😭

[fathom girder]

overhaul mentioned

[orchid finch]

🔥

[fathom girder]

execution protocol activated

[tropic jolt]

piglamity overhaul

[vivid hemlock]

[orchid finch]

Pighaul

[ivory lark]

dont copy the emote wtf

[orchid forge]

Id do anything for achievements

[tropic jolt]

horrible hog has been stolen

[vivid hemlock]

the horrible hog will be added to my stew

[orchid finch]

Vanillin sorry we have to ban you for theft

That's illegal you know

[vivid hemlock]

unwholesome

[orchid finch]

Them's the rules ma gal

[orchid forge]

cant wait to play 100 hours of terraria in a weekend

[orchid finch]

Sorry you can't fit 100 hours in 2 days, that's just physically impossible

[low wing]

calamity got big update?

[orchid finch]

Will get

Read pins

[distant raft]

22 hours and 21 minutes remain

[lyric trellis]

Damn

So close

[fathom girder]

FUCK

we missed it

[distant raft]

i jst realised too

😭

[vivid hemlock]

[cerulean remnant]

easy ill go to sleep that way i subtract 8 hours from the remaining 22

whats 22-8 uhhhh

14 hours

[boreal shore]

what time does the update actually release

22 hours damn see yall feb 7

[amber egret]

can someone put BoC and DoG in the “that feeling when calamity tommorrow” meme

[rare tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064659226972131441/1437186155085959389/attachment.gif

[amber egret]

why have you done this

also why was this guy so hated sov

[slate folio]

He got what he deserves

[arctic cliff]

this should be close enough

[amber egret]

mayhaps

[arctic cliff]

if you think that needs anymore editing tho, heres the textless version

[amber egret]

i still like the fifty dollar version even though the updates ginna be free

[amber egret]

“Today’s the day” in fancy cursive

[amber egret]

bit too fancy a cursive

[arctic cliff]

lmao

[amber egret]

but yes you get the vision

[orchid finch]

Perfect

[urban cloak]

scary

[main estuary]

brain that mogs you

[fading lagoon]

i cant wait to storm my brain

[late eagle]

Does anyone know if wotg will update as quickly as infernum?

[summer shore]

Brainstorm 22 hours

[urban cloak]

id say there's a good chance it will but i suppose you'd have to hear from lucille herself

[late eagle]

I won't play with infernum, but I wanted to play with wotg at least

[mighty geyser]

iirc wotg had one issue and its already fixed
but im not lucille so take that with a grain of salt

[polar tide]

calamity mod

[late eagle]

I see, better ask in the wotg server then, thank you

[polar tide]

i'm naming my newborn daughter brainstorm in honor of the update ❤️

[orchid finch]

You'll forget about it once you have a daughter

[mighty geyser]

god bless ☺️

[ember prawn]

night before green needle

[polar tide]

more like i'll forget about my daughter once the update is out

[mighty geyser]

TRUTH NUKE

[orchid finch]

I want to make a joke

But

I won't

[deft lily]

no no

[orchid finch]

It's a bad one regardless

[deft lily]

go on

whats the worst that could happen...

C:

[hushed hazel]

👁️

[deft lily]

staring at ppl is rude yknow...

[cerulean elm]

I thought it released in 6 hours

[deft lily]

whar

[misty wren]

you can use an old world itll just be missing some stuff

oh nvm

[orchid finch]

Nah I'm good

[deft lily]

message was evaporated

[tropic jolt]

🪬

[deft lily]

im kidding lol

[polar tide]

i must finish beating this boss, in fact all of pre moonlord hardmode

[deft lily]

what label is that

on the yellow container

[misty wren]

kerosene

[hushed hazel]

kerosene

[polar tide]

kerosene

[deft lily]

oh

LOL

[tropic jolt]

mustard

[misty wren]

all of you... 🐌

[polar tide]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[thick spire]

I'm stealing your man

[deft lily]

mmm yummy flammable liquid

hi lilac

[polar tide]

if only i had a man to steal

[thick spire]

Damn...

[hushed hazel]

fool. i have proof that i was first and the power to erase any evidence that indicates otherwise

[thick spire]

Also hi I'm alive

[deft lily]

no way

bro changed the timeline

[hushed hazel]

it was always such

[misty wren]

my source is that i took your moderator perms

[hushed hazel]

my machinations................................

[hushed hazel]

i don't believe you

[thick spire]

Who's excited for tomorrow

[deft lily]

this channels been pretty active like

all day

[misty wren]

i gave them back so you didnt notice

[deft lily]

and more than usual

[orchid finch]

Sorry joe but doobie was first

[hushed hazel]

nop

😁

[orchid finch]

I have the evidence

[deft lily]

‼️

[hushed hazel]

not for long

[deft lily]

lol

[misty wren]

:soida:

[orchid finch]

😨

Mods

Abusing their power

Unspeakable...

[deft lily]

how could you

[thick spire]

Damnb

[hushed hazel]

many people are saying this

many such cases

[woeful yarrow]

It's 3AM

[hushed hazel]

rong

😁

[orchid finch]

Wrong! 9 in the morning

[thick spire]

Where the hell do yall live

[hushed hazel]

norway

[thick spire]

Europe Moments

[orchid finch]

No way

[misty wren]

proxima b

[orchid finch]

Nor way

[polar tide]

australians when you tell them something shocking:

[deft lily]

EST is the superior timezone

change my mind

[orchid finch]

Am I seeing this right

[orchid finch]

Why is it squished

[hushed hazel]

nice squonch

also charge your phone

[deft lily]

yeah charge ur phone wtf

[woeful yarrow]

The developer who added image editing in discord needs to be fired

[tropic jolt]

❌❌❌

[deft lily]

[hushed hazel]

perhaps true ⁉️

can any australians in chat confirm or deny

[thick spire]

broken image editing, amazing.

[misty wren]

@still bluff you're close enough to australian is this true